Spessmen on a Space Station - /ss13g/

>>162049421
1st for anime

2nd for fuck the discord

3rd for Brian Bell he pumps in and out of the xeno's ass

I'm going to marry my waifu!

5th for i want to erp with a vox

>>162049421
>no drama
>no server crashes
>no problems
Sorry guys, I couldn't play yesterday. But don't worry, I will today!

attack animations are shit

>>162049407
>>162049464
I was the AI, and I saw the containment field drop. The emitters were on and the engineering APC had power. How did it get loose?

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Might I remind this god forsaken station that two brave skeletons took it upon themselves to try and make a family in these conditions, only to be struck down by the establishment and cold blooded killers who cannot stand to see happiness. I shudder at the thought of my children suffering at your hand, and yet you call them the monsters. I am personally appalled.

>>162049749
If you miss one of the emitters the whole field collapses.
That or it reached stage 4

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11th for listening to Doom 1 soundtrack while playing sec

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>>162049545
Get in line bby

>>162049953
What's wrong with their faces?

>>162050257
It's called Japan

>>162050257
I don't know. They got slapped with a shitty uguu face or something by the artist.

I don't create or pretend to understand waifu pics, I just google and post them.

>>162050395
That's not my waifu then! My waifu looks cute!

Initial D music blaring when you get the tator wheelchair when?

It's monkey gamemode

>>162050817
which song though

the two big hits are really both applicable.

IT'S DINOWARS

Don't believe them it's ninja

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>>162050647
shit nigger, you're really picky when it comes to waifus

>>162050929
Make it 50/50 then, iunno

I feel like Deja Vu fits better, but that's me

>>162051162
>not night of fire

>>162051162
yeah but everyones definitely running from you. possibly in the 90s.

>>162051207
Oh, that's even better.

Someone code it please.

>>162050929
Not either of em, but if https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sk1Q-BFgnPM ain't it, I'm going to.be mad at you folks having no taste.

>>162051270
My Initial D taste is very pleb I do not deny it.

I tried to watch Initial D but I was really put off by the shitty CG drifting, it looked really out of place
Should I keep going and try to push through it?

>>162046059
naw, this was me
>>162044012

>>162051353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XswuFtW1bco
I'M YOUR SPACE BOI

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>>162051270
>>162052313
>mfw playing them at the same time

>>162052782
Embrace the eurobeat, its honestly black disco music tier, but least its more upbeat and less about getting pussy from bimbos.

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>tfw you end up working in the same department as your waifu
https://youtu.be/JQlZsxF9GMA

>>162053131
>black disco
I know it's funk, but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1YjmXSyHa8
>you will never go on a fantastic voyage with Captain Funkbeard and slide slide slippity slide

>>162053525
I can't help but like it.

Green haired Devil?

GAS GAS GAS GOTTA STEP ON THE GAS
TONIGHT

>>162053931
Medbay has become plasma

>>162053931
FOR THE FIRST TIME I FEEL ALII II IVE
I CAN FLY LIKE A EAGLE AND STRIKE LIKE A HAWK
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN SURVII III IIVE
THE TOP

>>162054110
I AM THE PERFECT HEEEEERO
I AM THE PERFECT HEEEEERO
RIGHT?
I AM THE PERFECT HEEEEERO
RIGHT!
I AM THE PERFECT HEEEEERO
GIMME A SEXY BODY!

Objective #10: Trying to make a cake, bring back some flour, milk, and eggs Fail.
Objective #11: Nevermind, just going to order out. Success!

>>162053794
Who?

Big shoutout to everyone that helped last shift. You guys were saints and you all realyl saved the day

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>it's a "crash course in robotics to help the borg robust the traitor CE" episode

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>>162054383
>Cell's out and i'm waiting on the reset
>Binary: CE's in sci
>Binary: He's killing the RD
RIP Ricky, you bought us the time we needed. ;_;7

Tell me anons, how do you like to decorate places? Wood and carpet, tiles and a painter, normal tables or glass ones, what items to decorate the place with.

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>>162054782
light tiles
blood

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>>162054782
With a crowbar, wrench, and RPD.

Alternatively in dreammaker with the dmm open.

>>162054782
depends on what i'm going for that round
generally if i'm say, redecorating the bar, i'll go for a theme, like cyberpunk-ish, which is mostly metal tiles + light tiles, glass tables, usually with a lot of blue and teal, if i want to do a comfy cafe, carpet and wood with some couch+table booths
really, it depends on what you're going for; wood and carpet is comfy, light tiles and painted metal floor tiles for "cool" stuff

>>162054782
Tile painter, glass tables and light tiles dotted around for my bar

Wood + carpet with couch for cozy with Fay

>>162054782
With the empty heads of betrayers

>>162054919
go away bill

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>>162054782
With enough concentrated autism to repel any ne'erdowells

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>>162054782
paintings of course

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I'm going to marry her!

deadmin and ban inTGracy from the github

>>162055175
second

>>162054782
I usually just throw a tasteful amount of carpet around if I even bother at all. I'm not a very decoration minded individual.

>>162055175
When you open a revert pull request then open a deadmin+ban request on the forum. Shitposting goes nowhere.

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For /vg/!
For discord!
For Kolith!

>>162055063
>going anywhere near that slippery snake

You're likely to get ate

>>162055331
I used to like you, Kolith
now I think you're just a gigantic self absorbed asshat

>>162055175
he deadminned himself awhile ago

>>162050929
Why not both?
>>>/wsg/1420089

>>162055706
oh GOD

I wanna marry Mallory!

>>162055787
I don't think I've heard of this waifu yet

>>162045741
>To you, maybe
>I think this is the problem. You fail to understand that not everyone adheres to your same standards of how the game should be played.
I understand that very well. It is not my problem, it is YOUR problem.
Your side has been arguing that what people want doesn't matter, if it goes against le ebin original /vg/ design philosophy donut steel.

Since I'm now suddenly talking to someone that people's opinion might differ even if they are not bay refugee, how do you propose to settle that? Keep in mind you or whoever you're defending already explained at length polls don't matter.

>>162055787
Ashe is for Felicity and only her.

>>162057676
But Felicity Rivera is gonna marry me!

>drcelt Don't disagree with me or my son ever again drcelt PERMANENT

What did he mean by this?

>>162058497
Goodness knows anon, I think it was someone shitposting against him and he named himself Celt or something, maybe Celt is just having some harmless fun, who knows.

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ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THIS.

>>162055787
Really there should be like, a passive or standby mode for mechs, or at least a 'Do you really want to drill into Spess', tired of accidentally drilling holes on the station. The only other mode I had was a laser cannon.

Also what is Maintenance protocole and why was I forever stuck in it

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>RD does the engine
>No mishaps or meteors
>Just autism while the crew disappear and scream

shame my miner bro disappeared, assumed they died

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>bagulo my fellow lings and destroy the emergency shuttle in the process
I regret nothing.

>>162060378
You did well.

>Its a vamp/lingstended
Almost had med nanos done but it was worth seeing bagulo finish with a big succ

>>162060378
>not suicide bombing the whole shuttle then regenerating
One job

Thank you for not murdering me too much whilst I was trying to learn science!

>>162060893
Wish I could have help out in science a bit more at the round start but power was going out and I had to do that before things failed too much. Reason I told you to make a clone setup was because I suspected lings were giving the succ to the whole station and I was going to keep a backup of you.

>>162061165
>Decon the two highcaps in rnd
>Print like 15 super cells
>Print a multitool from the autolathe
>Go screw open the toxin storage apc
>Pulse 1 wire at a time until you find unlock. The power will naturally cycle back on in about 5 minutes
>Go to science APC's and use your hand on them. Screw them, pulse unlock, disengage the cover lock, crowbar the apc open, pick up and hit the now open apc with your cell to switch them.
>Crowbar it shut then unscrew the wires
Power doesn't matter at all to science or any dept for that matter. If you're getting powersinked, IED or explosion the powernet leads into your dept

I don't quite understand the Person A (as Person B). Does that mean someone is inside their body or impersonating them?

Also why do you see Vox sometimes without their suit, isn't oxygen toxic to their skin and not just their lungs?

>>162062052
OR
Spend 8 minutes at most to set up the SME/AME to power the whole station and make everyones lives better with the all access I had.

>>162063162
If you wear an id of someone else it displays "your name here (as id name here)" to show a mismatch in ID and person, if you wear something that covers your face its based on the id only until you talk.
Vox take toxin damage only if they breathe it.

>>162063517
Thanks for clearing that up, didn't see it on the wiki.

>>162063201
Well aren't you fancy mr all access

I...feel bad about what happened to the HoS. I'm sorry.

>>162063162
person A is the face or voice

(as person B) is the visible ID on them
if their face is covered and they aren't talking, they will appear as person B fully

Vox cannot breathe oxygen as it is toxic, but they can have a N2 tank in their pocket or belt slot - additionally they can smoke a cigar or cigarette and use this as a ghetto gas mask for their N2 and a Vox could just eat lots of anti-tox as the accumulation of toxins is slow enough that you can outpace it AND gravy is anti-toxin that stacks with real anti-tox for vox only (appears in their cooking as a reagent)

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>>162063860
Cluwne or Diona?
Either way, I will admit I was unimpressed that I pretty much got pseudo-round booted, but the culmination of my bad mood was basically the inactivity, or the outright competence by the crew. From what I saw, only Kurt Jacobs try to do something about it. I don't blame the vox or yahir as they had no involvement, but there was definitely a few people who could had done something but didn't.

>>162064337
Diona. Yes, I was surprised no one helped you. At first, bothering you was funny, then when the clown made you his slave, that was too much. Or at least the gimmick was awkward and bad.

>>162064646
You shouldn't be. I'm not particularly surprised. Both statics who were in there aren't fond of me, and the staff who didn't have a grudge basically were too occupied to give a shit.

>>162064646
>>162064337
I just made him a gay baby, not my slave.
The thing is, i just kidnapped you because you me the second he saw me.
Either way, no hard feelings, Saul. I was shocked nobody tried to help you.

>>162065707
Pretty sure I didn't do anything to you but stun you after I'm pretty sure you punched me. Kurt did. No-one else. I basically died via suffacation because you removed all my access.

Pointless talking about feelings now. Wasting my time, I've got a course at 10am and it's almost 2.

>>162065889
I'm sure i retaliated. Either way, i took it way off the rails. Sorry, man.
Anyway, have a good one.

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>powergaming plasmamen are dead
>powergaming diona are soon to be dead
>nigh-unkillable vox trader suits are dead
>skeletons are dead
>all other shitty meme race ideas were never alive

>>162066513
OH AND HOW COULD I FORGET
>bug-exploiting, metagaming greys are dead

>Celt permbanned himself
what

hypothetically if i was making a ss13 remake, would there be any coders willing to explain how less obvious mechanics work?

for example is there a list of how much TOX damage is dealt per unit of toxins in the blood stream?

>apologyman actually got admined
wut

>>162067347
sawbones is admin so everything is possible if you believe hard enough

>>162067325
Yes go to the coding discord.

But if you don't know how to read our code how exactly do you think you'd accomplish a remake in the first place?

>>162067474
>how exactly do you think you'd accomplish a remake in the first place
I have a strong foundation in game design and already have a solution for all the game mechanics (except for atmospherics) present in ss13.

regardless you are right, i'll just go and ask for help reading the code instead

>>162067839
so you are an idea guy that doesn't know how to code?

BUFF pAI!

>Monster Summoning Module
>Tap a dead monster to tame it to the master's dna (3 uses only, non-rechargeable)
>Tap a tamed monster to store it inside your pAI (3 slots)
>pAI and master have a menu to "summon" and them when necessary

>>162068093
hahahahaha
oh wait, you're serious?
HAHAHAHAHAH

>>162068154
Borer apologist please

>>162067921
aye im not gonna talk about it here
i'll talk when i got a game to show

Is there anything more satisfying than killing the clown while he screams out HONK over the radio?

>>162068154
Are you aware that lazarus injectors and capsules exist, right?

>>162068412
yeah but why would pAI be able to do it?

BUFF pAI!

>Bullet shooting module
>Click a tile or a mob to shoot a bullet at it (3 uses only, non-rechargeable)
>Tap a tamed bullet to store it inside your pAI (3 slots)
>pAI and master have a menu to "reload" them when necessary

Reminder that there is NO reason to purge Xenobio if it gets infested as long as the creatures are not hostile

I'm still sick from you animals MURDERING my family last night

>It's another "janitor is using water to clean the floor and points at the wet floor sign thinking they're smug" episode

>>162068787
Cry about it

Buff pAI!

>Be able to take a pAI's chip (brain) out and insert it in your EVA suit helmet, which shows their "face" in the corner, can choose to have it so only you can hear them and whatever HuD they have enabled is now enabled for you, too.
>Being able to do the same thing, but putting it inside a limited range of Gashapon (those capsule toys) so it can move around a little.
>Being able to put pAIs in mechs.

>>162068787
that's not even a bad episode though

>>162068787
I love these reruns!

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>tator cmo
>getting shakes, dont wanna wheelchair desu
>make all basic meds, except they're all polyacid (should've gone unstable mutagen)
>make cryomix, 75polyacid 25chloral (again, should've unstable'd)
>get e-implant, agent card and thermals
>purge ai
>run out, try to kill the clown
>get instantly fucked by sec
>okay, plan b
>literally all of security is there
>say the most obvious reference phrase
>kill all of sec
>NOW, PHASE 2 BEGINS
>sec gets cloned
>mechanic notices cryomix is amiss
>fuck fuck fuck
>they only notice the right one, not left
>right one fixes as left one fucking melts
>people keep gobbling down pills, get internal bleeding and knockdown
>clown finds my head
>borgs me, everything is going according to keikaku
>NOW FOR PHASE 3
>NO LAWS
>ai hasn't noticed it's been purged
>tell it
>he just goes "oh" and plasmafloods
>go to engineering, set up 2singulo and sme delaminator
>get blown before i can PUSH IT
>somehow, the emitters get lit way after AI dies by some sheer luck
>fucking blows its way into SME box
>lights up the plasma from the shard
>RD tries to save it, almost successful
>dumbass forgets to turn on his magboots
>falls over, gets zas'd and gets radded to infinite stun until the sme explodes him into tiny bits
>sme completely fucks everything up
>later on, people are still being melted and gobbling up pills
Proudest antag round i've had in my 4 years of playing this fucking game, to be honest.

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>>162068787
Everytime.

>>162067839
>except for atmospherics
I mean, that's a rather crucial aspect of this atmos sim.

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>>162068589
Because it's a megaten reference to the COMP's Demon Summoning Program.

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>>162068979
>ai hasn't noticed it's been purged
>tell it
>he just goes "oh" and plasmafloods

>>162068787
>janitors
>using floor signs
havin' a laff.

>>162068412
>>162069082
> retarded anime gimmick that makes you virtually unkillable by any antag the first 10 minutes into the round
i love it! lets merge it but lets make it that only your ckey can use it, because i'm guessing you are a waifufag with neon hair color

>>162069090
>>162068979
you made me laugh

>>162067092
I was arguing with some faggot in the Discord and he dared to disagree with my opinion in anime, Irish unification AND in the leadership of the labour party, so I asked him for his ckey and promptly banned him.
He said his ckey was DrCelt

>>162068689
SORRY MAN. It was me. Really sorry.

>>162069223
Janitors can be thrown in jail and demoted for not using signs, according to space law

>>162069090
>there are so many fun ways to murder people as a nolaws AI
>99.9% of them just plasma flood
memes.

I think my favorite one was an AI using telesci to teleport people into a room that was on fire and had the doors bolted shut.

>>162069223
I was told nearly two years ago that not using wet floor signs could get you jobbanned from Janitor, so I do that now.

>>162069260
>retarded anime gimmick that makes you virtually unkillable by any antag the first 10 minutes into the round
Much like borers?

>>162069402
You killed my beautiful wife and my good boys. How could I forgive such a monster?

>>162069553
by fucking him in the ass and turning him in your new waifu

>>162069553
I said I was sorry faggot
Lay off and go find some other dick to suck if you're going to be such a bitch ass nigger over a fucking byond game

>>162069506
no, much like going into crit and let your meme pAI spawn 3 goliaths to kill the shit out of everything that tries to get near you while shitting out tricord
do you really think borers are that robust? you clearly are new to the server

remember when chemmasters weren't the R&D meta and Science actually asked for sulphuric acid?

>>162069682
It's a joke man, calm down

>>162068689
Nigga I was trying to rescue you. They said you got wrapped up

>>162068787
Should have said more about it. I could have killed him for you and fed you a cake made from his brain.

>>162069806
>chemmaster

>>162069970
my bad
you know what I meant

>>162069806
chem dispensers, masters are the ones that makes pills
> remember something that wasnt actually a thing here? i cant remember the proper name of it!

>>162068856
Okay, but memes aside I'm 100% serious with this post

>>162069506
Did a borer wriggle into your ass?

>>162069789
>15u tricord every 20 seconds saving anyone from dying
>do you really think borers are that robust? you clearly are new to the server
hahahahaha
oh wait, you're serious?
HAHAHAHAHAH

if having a borer is so good for you how come in the timespan of 2525 years humans havent evolved to come with borers inside them??

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>>162070271
keep bringing your salty tears waifufag your idea is terrible, will never be merged and your autist tantrum is keeping me entertained
> convine that shit with a skeleton, because you're already breaking the game with that
now what?

>>162069485
People say that but it literally never happens.

>tfw no borer will ever bore into your brain and slowly alter your mind

>>162068689
Creatures made from gold slime using blood can actually be incredibly beneficial. One necromorph can save the shuttle from a disgruntled pokeyman miner.

>>162070637
It will instead go into your arm and magically make the thirty something small bones into a painless infinite chain or wall

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>Can't sleep
>Out of all times I need sleep, I'm not able to
>Driving course tommorow

This fucking night just gets shitter and shitter.

>>162069090
He was killed and spaced for it.

>>162070880
I drove for 3 hours yesterday morning after not sleeping the night before and while coming down off of acid
not sure how I didn't die

>you will never be a no laws AI that uses your ability to do whatever you want solely to help the clown be as annoying as possible.

>>162071072
I mean I've done it before plenty of times with the instructor, I'm just doing an official course for extra horus to my logbook. I'm pissed with myself for not going to sleep earlier. But mabye I'm not realizing that I'm making a fuss out of nothing and it'll be okay. probably a latter. Just need some tea or coffee and I'll be fine.

>>162069806
desu it kinda sucks as an MD/chemist to spend precious points in acid when you could simply make more meds.

>>162070519
It isn't a terrible idea, it just needs balancing:

Make it costs 100 memory?
Make mobs friendly like those from gold core + blood?
Removing the pAI's ability to summon them?
Limiting it to only one mob?

Also, why do skeletons break the game? You lost me there

>>162070519
Skeletons are by far one of the worst races, stat wise. What are you going on about?

Buff PAI when!?!

>An advanced pAI that has 250 memory rather than 100
>Either download a pAI like normal to it, or hit an existing active paI against it to transfer the conscience to it
>advanced pAI would have access to better module upgrades
>Advanced chem system, can now introduce doctors delight, biofoam, or actual foaming agent into the user. Previous chem system things can be injected faster
>Advanced food synth, can now print spaghetti, a slice of random cake, or scan one item of food for reproduction
>Binary communication module; gives the pAI access to the binary channel to chat shit with silicons

>>162071852
Nice.

>>162054782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scuyOK6FHRU

>>162071674
> no oxigen damage from crit, tricord to slowly go back to life, 3 fucking goliaths to defend the body in a cloud of smoke
>>162071481
if you're going to remove everything while trying to balance it, why not just use the pokeball instead?

>>162071852
>Binary communication module; gives the pAI access to the binary channel to chat shit with silicons
Absolutely no.

>>162072109
When are we adding poop back?

The clown cannot honk if you remove his head.

>>162071852
>Binary communication module; gives the pAI access to the binary channel to chat shit with silicons
Breaks malf, makes mommi awkward.

>>162072151
>if you're going to remove everything while trying to balance it, why not just use the pokeball instead?
Because lazarus capsules are miner-only and usually a waste of slot while pAIs are laying around outside dorms and slotable inside your pda

Where is Emilia?

>>162073078
Eros, dorms 2.

>>162072605
so how many mobs do you think you're going to find without being miner or xenobiologist?

Fucking with toxins made me interested in atmos. What should I be doing when I pick atmos tech?

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>>162073656

>>162073656
Your job

>>162073589
Carps, Random events, Bus? At very least you can store the station's pets.

>>162073656
first thing to learn is how to cool plasma
there's a wiki article on it

>>162073656
You should first off, not just go straight for atmosia but instead signing up as a derelict crab to properly experiment with it all.Less people hurt, more experienced with rpd and shit, no casualties, at most, a lil bit of burn on desolate and isolated rooms..

>>162073656
Make sure you know how to plasmaflood, make even stronger bombs and how to choke the whole station in cold o2.

Learn how pipes work then how improve distro, waste and finally go autism pipe

>>162073921
> secure ian so antags cant get the objective
inb4 you can order from cargo stoopid >:3DD
if you are going for all the trouble to kill a carp in space or random event pets, you can just ask the HoP for money, then buy the lazarus and balls

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>it's a "let's launch early even though there's no direct threat to the shuttle" episode

>>162075503
Should be a headban.

>>162075503
Sorry but I don't have to make special efforts to make way for your autism like your parents do all the time
Get fucked

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>>162075615
>being this mad
Enjoy your ban.

is there any other way of getting nanobots other than grinding the roburger?

>>162075687
>being this autistic
Enjoy your virgin life.

>>162075702
Talk to your local admin

>>162075702
farm cyber horrors
it's really easy and with no real risk

>>162075843
where are you gonna get them now

>>162075963
on the comm sat if you're playing on box

>>162075963
Satellite

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>Antag going ham wild with a fire axe
>Rushes at you
>Just push him down and take the fire axe and behead him.

It's not flashy, it's not robust, it's not exactly skillful, but I giggle every single fucking time.

>>162076108
>>162076128
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12623

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>>162076193
>antag going ham with the cap's laser
>stands completely still while shooting people
>doesn't even move away when you run up and disarm him

>>162075843
damn now I know
I don't need so much nanobots now
>make a lot of monkeyman
>turn one to cyberhorror
>let it change other monkeymen to cyberhorror
>set them loose

>>162071074
You would have been find but blasma fudd XD!!! It's your own damn fault

>>162076193
i find that kind of antags actually fun to play against because there's always a chance to win in that situation

>>162076235
I'VE BEEN TRICKED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Also russians are easier to fight.

>>162073656
Turn all the pumps to maximum output, reverse the plasma output pipe so AI/borgs can't flood your shit and maybe build a heating/cooling loop.

The job actually aint shit.

>>162073656
Pressurize distro, fix holes, roll CE solely so you can recall when the damage is fucking nothing but the grifftain playing it as assistant doesn't bother to ask his chief of engineering or one of the other mouthbreathers posing as heads calling over shit that isn't their dept.

>>162075963
You can use advanced space exploration to get one out of space in <20 minutes

>>162076670
It was always fun when you get law 2'd into having to go to the telcommsat to doorcrush the entirely of it.

>>162075503
>it's a "let's delay the round end for 15 minutes because some crybaby is perturbed by the fact that the shuttle time was reduced from 30 seconds to 10 seconds"

>no bans
>"they learned their lesson you guys"
It doesn't matter.
You're setting a precedent by not banning them.
It will happen again and again. If not them, other heads will do it.

Condemning the people you're supposed to protect by leaving them on the station is professional negligence, which is incompetence, therefore bannable.

Guess the metaklub strikes again.

>>162076894
what are you referring to?

>>162076701
>there are still people who think increasing the pressure limit on gas pumps increases the output
I feel sick

>>162073656
Don't overpressure distro, it's a fucking shit practice and it gets people killed. Improve the distribution output instead.

>>162077032
This learn how to use the fucking AAC to keep it always pressurized but nor overpressurized

>>162077001
Heads shortened the shuttle launch when there was absolutely no hazard to it, and several people explicitely warned them there were still more people to board.
There are rules about incompetence when you play a head. But I guess they don't apply if you whine enough.

>>162076879
Next time, don't delay the shuttle. Lesson learned.

>>162049421
>90 minutes is now acceptable to end the round as an admin
>When power was long fixed
>Last of blob was getting mopped up
>People were getting cloned
>Breaches were getting fixedwith only botany maint, the bottom part of arrivals, viro, HoS office, and courtroom maint still needing air
What the actual fuck. Just say you stubbed your toe and you want to reroll for antag next fucking time.

>>162076879
Didn't the mods say the lesson was learned? Because this post shows that it isn't.

>>162077257
The "I didn't get antag, call the shuttle" attitude is getting stronger.

>>162077257
Put whoever did it in their feedback.
MrPain says two hours is the bare minimum still, if people are breaking that report it, he's still headmin.

>>162077290
I didn't launch the shuttle; I wasn't even a head. But you can seriously go fuck yourself for throwing an autistic fit and abusing the trial admins.

>>162077173
heads are mostly played by unrobust or new players, on the other hand, rules DO apply if you whine enough
dont complain here and get a head ban request, i'll support it

>>162078041
Ditto here, ill gladly support any heads being punished for being wankers.

>>162077173
Thread shitposting doesn't matter. Make a ban request on the forum and get everyone who's rump rustled. Just make it and you'll get a bunch of guys supporting it judging from the length it took to sort it out.

Reminder that those who oppose WE BUILD before 3 hours need to return to hippie

Give me a gimmick for later, antag or not

>>162079536
Communist is a great gimmick that everyone loves!

>>162079536
Communism

>>162079536
Make a SME inside the salvage shuttle and sell power to the station

I'll do it if you don't

>>162079536
Cargo strike was great yesterday. Except for cargo after the strike was broken. Try collecting cargo into a soviet and demanding better conditions and equal labor.

>>162079616
>>162079963
A capitalist that doesn't realize he's actually a communist and makes that life-shattering realization and breaks down halfway through the shift.

>>162080015
...

I'm really not sure if that will work but by god you should try.

>>162079536
Be a communist who's trying to spread the cause to the rest of the station

>>162079536
A lost communist space man is fun

>>162079536
A traveler who can't understand everything and sometimes requires people to explain/describe what it is, like "What is syringe? Never hear of word syringe." "You mean point tube thing?"
Bonus points of you get a pai or mmi to help guide you and having small fits with 3 people trying to explain what a pill is to you only to pick up a cig and say its small, round, white, and put in mouth, must be a pill.

>>162080541
TOURIST JOB WHEN?

>>162080015
>SME inside the salvage shuttle
>not a singulo
baka desu
try with a AME to see if the powernet refreshes when you dock in the station

>>162077290
We talked with the guy who was responsible for it. Launching the shuttle early when there is no emergency going on is being a shitty head/person and it is ahelp worthy. The delay was mostly from another problem which needed some extra time to clear up. The shuttle problem was fixed in like two minutes.

>>162080632
I think its a trader title alt. If not iaa would work well for it.

>>162080632
Oh God yes.
>tourists are board members' family
>the IAA has to show them around
>crew gets massive minus points if they die yeah I know, nobody cares about points, still nice flavor

>>162079536
Name yourself "Sick Child" and insist that you're a little kid dying of cancer and Make-A-Space-Wish Foundation gave you the opportunity to go to a space station and see what people did there so the HoP should give you permission to go wherever you want and ask people to give you a tour

>>162079460
Reminder that after 3 hours the admins can just hit autotraitor, spawn a wiz, spawn xenos and the the station and all the stuff they got over 3 hours can go out with a bang.

>>162079536
Abduct and cut off peoples hands/feet
Borg/spiderbot everyone
Robust everyone as advanced EOD dual riot shield man
Cargonia or any dept secession
Lead a successful mutiny
Build 30 buttbots by intercomms for each frequency and recall from space
Run a rage cage where people fight against monsters
Forcibly deport everyone to the dj sat
Mass distribute phazons/honks and let it end in madness
Weld all the firelocks open and cargo mule bomb with 20+ mules.
Deconstruct and acid cargo consoles, mechanics, rnd, robo, and tech storage then slowly remove all machinery from the station
Steal all 5 jumpsuits, advanced magboots, advanced toolbelt, Ian, Sasha, assassinate all the heads and keep the heads,, steal all the tech levels and build a phazon then call in a syndicate shuttle to evacuate
Steal everyone's cash
Steal everyone's pda's and gear and space it after dna injecting them into you
Secure genetics and then monkey everybody with full disability monkey syringes
Spam diona/golems as cult/rev or an extremely lucky greytide implant mechanic
Just purge the AI if you know he can handle being a cool dude then watch the fascists clamp down
Slip autist nanites into everything
Build a 15 virus super aids and release it using 30 monkeys
Frame people for shit
ED-209 apocalypse
Build the 30 shard meme engine
Take a hostage/do a bomb threat.
Pay the traders to do/steal/sell shit
Bribe greytide assholes to do lowkey griff stuff.

Spaceworld bus when

>>162080742
Yeah I've gone through the logs.

Still I have an issue with how it was handled, because of the following:
>people in deadchat were unsure it was banworthy because "lel I never saw a ban for it"
>you yourself (or another admin) wasn't sure it was worthy of disciplinary action either until Zealotron clarified it
And a good ol' jobban is the best way to clarify those things. Because it's not just about the guy being investigated, it's also about every other head who doesn't get the message that, no, early shuttle 4noraisin isn't ok. It happens fairly frequently, it's just that this time it was obvious enough that many people complained.
I mean come on, not being able to play head for a while isn't the end of the world anyway.

Also, his excuse is a bit dubious. Let's see the facts:
>he went as far as stripping the RD ID to swipe it
>he ignored two people asking to not launch
>he gave the order to another head to swipe
How far exactly can the "heat of the moment" excuse go? Because that looks like an awful lot of premeditation to me.

>>162080830
>get assistants to make a show or organize a deathmatch at the holodeck
>have to give them a tour and allow them to see the singularity or whatever engine is on
>show them Security and take pictures of one of them being "arrested"
>clown and mime have to either griff the tourists by slipping and "kidnapping " them or putting on a show to entertain the guests
>Bar party with them, sec has to keep them from getting too rowdy
>Med Bay tour with a live surgery for them to watch
>Seánce with the chaplain
>R&D has to give them souvenirs

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>knock on the chemist's desk
>"Sorry, we haven't found a cure for gay yet"

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>>162076193
>Wizard named 'Axe wizard' killing everyone with timestop/ fireaxe
>vox disarms and steals axe
>instantly fries him with lasers because he lost the axe


Also does anyone have more of these style pictures, I sort of collect them.

Someone post a picture of a chemfridge please
Any chemfridge

>>162080851
That is more of a Nuke Ops gimmick.
>"I got spess AIDS, and the make a spess wish foundation said I can get whatever I want for my dying wishes, and I want the nuke disk."

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>>162081504

>Supermatter shard
>Supermatter crystal
>Supermatter wall
>Supermatter cascade
Cult of Lord Supermattus SOON

>>162081379
Jabroni

>>162081717
> Candy (0.214286) pill
yeah you better fucking call the shuttle

>>162081437
>No magic missile
>Melee wizard

How disgusting

>>162081892
http://podcast.idlethumbs.net/music/chrisremo_thewizard.mp3

>>162081437
collecting mgs1 comms or MGQ?

>After ages of yakity sax, finally catch up to and execute the darkness corgi
>Pick up my trophy in triumph
>After dead, it still snaps my neck
>Its corpse falls in a doorway and continues snapping necks

At least I got to be an alien almost right away

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>>162084812
mgs 1 comms

>>162081379
Damn. I'm stealing that one.

I told you you underestimated how shit I am, Borer.

It was a good run, Warden.

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>tfw the metaclub is real

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>that whole round

>>162085592
dont talk to me or my admin ever again

aliums OP

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Xenos a cute

>>162085592
What made you believe that?

>>162085875
>giving metaclub another target to metagrudge
fuck off metaclub

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>>162085864
>got a nice .gif of all the xenos dancing
>lost it when i tried to save knochen from the facehug
whatever

>>162085998
The fucking metaclub meme is the most retarded myth on this server.

Post your ckey and air your opinions publicly, you fucking pussy.

>>162086141
rip

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>>162086153
>metaclub in action

>>162086153
>Post your ckey and air your opinions publicly so we can add you to our metagrudge list and eventually get you perma banned

>>162086153
The ckey is DrCelt, fuck you for getting me banned, metaclub!

>>162085592
Name three people in it

>>162077032
>people who think increasing the pressure limit on gas pumps increases the output
actually, it does.
if you put a gas pump on 4500 kpa limit on an empty pipe, it goes the same rate of a volume pump (200 l/s) but when the pressure in the pipe it's about 2000-2500 kpa, the output slows down.
if you put it on a lesser limit, for example 1000 kpa on an empty pipe, it starts slower than a volume pump already.

So uh is snowmap ded?

>>162088142
Snowmap?

ugh it was my gimmick i showed everyone my smeg filled willy as a punisment for crimes

Is there a way to turn the volume down when using VLC player? WMP works normally.

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>>162072151
>Slow as fuck.
>Can't take hyperzine.
>Die in seconds from pressure.
>Have to scrounge for food.
>Brute damage fucks them up.

I play skeleton miner often. The benefits are fairly balanced with the negatives. I can mine almost indefinitely but I'm much slower. Also to kill a skeleton as I mentioned earlier you just space them without a hardsuit. They die in seconds. Or just use Brute damage. Like that time I got killed by being pushed by the air from an airlock into a crate.

>>162089586
>Can't take hyperzine
get fucking good

>>162089586
splash hyper on you from a beaker, improve your mining suit to avoid brute, eat raw meat/splash nutriment on you

>>162089586
Don't make this about skeletons, this is about the terrible pAI proposed change.

>>162090320
"proposals" that aren't on github literally don't matter

>>162089312
you can use the volume mixer of your operative system to lower ss13 volume only.

>>162090427
this

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>>162090217
>>162089807
I assumed there were other ways to do it. But I wasn't sure they would work. Plus they would only give it to me in pill form. Thank you based anons. Now I can truly show the station my Calcium power.

Does anyone take issue with this?

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/12700

>>162090876
Yes, it's dumb

>>162091636
thank you.

can I squash the little diona nymphs? Are they valid salad by default?

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what wud u change

>>162092070
Chloral is better at 15u even

Memes work fine at 1u

>>162092202
But the meme pills don't specify dosage

>>162092274
oh shit I just gave away that I'm using cheat engine

>>162090524
That's pointless

>>162092347
i can't understand what's the issue then.

>>162092069
Not valid.
You won't get in much trouble, but don't go hunting like a shitter, they are not catbeasts.

>>162092070
Neat. The formattings a little meh but its neat.

>>162092618
You try formatting for IE6

>>162092069
They're mostly valid. If they're doing anything that slights you in the least, you're free to murder them.

Once they're big mode, not valid unless they're greentide.

>>162092070
Make the line coloring more contrasting. As it is, it's pretty hard to see at a glance which supply you are moving.

>>162092689
I thought IE8 was the minimum we supported

>>162092070
Make that button check for medical doctor access before moving the pill so shitters can't come in and mix up all your meds.

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>>162092869
That's fantastic, I hadn't thought of that
I'm keeping it

>>162092498
I want to lower the media volume only. With VLC, the media volume option doesn't seem to work.

>>162092935
Can't you also make it so you can configure one of those sections to be restricted to medical too?
That way you make more sensitive medication only withdrawable by the docs.

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>>162092070
I like it desu.

>>162092070
Now I want to actualy make powergaming pills named "floor pill" and leave them around.

do people just always expect floorpills to be polyacidmutagen?

To those asking for syndie wheelchair to play eurobeat: Here's a better idea
>extremely specific hacking combination and emag makes MULES able to be controlled as if it were a normal vehicle, 5x faster, and play eurobeat

>>162093586
No, the risk of some faggot locking down most of the medicine far outweighs the benefit of you throwing rezadone or whatever in there.

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>>162093919
mule tanks when?

>>162093919
>you get a ride AND an emag for the price of an emag
no

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>>162081504

>>162094130
Okay, make it so it has drawbacks then.
>MULE now has an integrated GPS when hacked
>must be emagged after hacked
>emag has chance of failure
>failing to emag sounds a siren in Cargo and also grinds up the tator's hand

>>162094110
wyci

Am I the only one who loves to go around pickpocketing as an assistant?

ricky stick is antag

>>162095731
Nope. It's the best.

>>162095884
your mom is antag

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>>162095731
>assistant runs up to me while I'm typing
>move away
>"You feel somebody messing with your right pocket!"
>i always keep my flash in my right pocket
>it's not there
>tase and baton the assistant and drag him to brig, realize I forgot to cuff him, just periodically baton him all the way there
>strip him completely naked
>realize I kept my flash in my belt
i good officer

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W
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>>162096258
In escape minutes ago

Actually now

>when that one shitcurity officer manages to be shitcurity to the assistants, the mime, the crew, the other shitcurity officers, the ai, the HoS, the HoP and the captain...
fucking hell regular joe you unrobust little shit

>>162096258
>YEAR OF 2525
>STILL HAVING HEAD
baka desu

>>162090802
Spike your meat. You can put it in a cup to check for poisons then spike your meat or whatever it was you eat.

FUCKNIG MEATCLUB BANG IT

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N
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>lawgiver is in every HoS locker now
>it's in a lockbox too
perfect! thank you based coderbased

>>162096480
>unrboust
Come on man, i just told you to set the flashers, how is having the flashers unrobust? hell, how is not having them robust?
Mime talked so i assumed if you were such a shit hos i might as well suicided

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>>162096712
STOP

>>162096724
Daily reminder dredd actually follows the law

>>162095884
>Antag
Nice guess, it was extended. I assume you're the chaplain shitter or are you the autistic miner?

I'm glad I exposed those filthy pretend vegans over at vegan news. Jane Crocker always gets to the truth!
The big-bite burger was planted by me, but the eggs were already there

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>>162096790
You stop.

>>162097006
What eggs doe

>>162096712
This disturbs me

>>162097153
The eggs on the pizza box. There was one missing.

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>>162096712
Literally never and good thing, too.

>REEE NO FURRY RACES
>Vox allowed even though that's furry shit
>ayys allowed even though one sick fuck gets off to them

shaking my head to be honest

Why can't we have wacky fun races anymore?

>>162097747
But you do! They're called humans!

>>162096817
The first movie's Dredd did it better.

The second movie's Dredd didn't arrest a homeless guy for loitering, and the homeless guy ended up getting crushed to death as a result. He was too lenient.

>>162097747
Two headed race that requires two players to play it when?

>>162092935
>>162093586
What about price setting for the higher tier chems?
Stop grayshits from eating all the pills or shoving as many as they can in their bags.
Having Medical access overrides the pricing nd makes the chems free for doctors.
Make the chemists/CMO get money for pizzas/blood packs/etc

>>162093917
no, sometimes is 20units of creatine, mindbreaker+space drugs or just water because

>>162097747
you can have all the furry you want, just you wont have it in our station, but feel free to adminhelp for it

>>162098214
> two players
did you forgot what happend with the chair?

>>162098303
I've saved people plenty with my reloaded box of meds thank you very much.

>>162098924
Yes, if I ever knew to begin with.

I'm dead in arrivals maintenance someone come drag me to medbay please

>>162097452
bad thing you mean