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I was Platinum/Diamond last season Edition

>Season 3 is live, as of midnight GMT yesterday
>The rank that you receive after placement will be influenced by your rank from last season

>Also First Strike has been cancelled. Stop asking you faggots

>Symmetra's changes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elN-QGyToxM

>Official Website and Community
https://playoverwatch.com
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/

>Live Patch Notes
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752015856

>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20379410

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Some shitty discord only autists care about
https://discord.gg/Mzpx4Yh

Stale bread: >>161597636
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anyone in silver or bronze owes it to the world to stream for us
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>Got put in Gold last season
>Got put in Gold this season
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it just took my season high and final SR and put me in the middle of those 2
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>>161642523

REMINDER

Don't get frustrated with you S3 placements.

This is your home now.
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>"we need healer and tank pls!"
>locks Soldier
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>>161642686
This is when you pick Hanzo
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There is currently someone named 'Envy' aimbotting on NA ranked games

Is there some place you can report these people? He's apparently been doing this for a long time, has a ranked record from season 2 as well
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Fareeha's beautiful caramel butt is for ______________
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>>161642618
I would but my connection sucks too much to stream+play online at the same time
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>>161642523
>not GOTY edition
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Am I the only one that got placed higher in S3 then in S2?
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>>161642523

cutest and bestest pairing
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So what is the lore about Oasis and what is that supposed to be?
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The next character will be a black woman
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>>161642750
>tfw when you finally master 76's spread pattern
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>>161642796
Fareeha's beautiful caramel butt is for sitting on my face
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Athena when
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How would you guys fix her, like honestly.
I really fucking like her, but she's goddamn useless if the other team knows how to play even slightly.
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>>161642909
>Oasis is one of the world's most advanced cities, a shining jewel rising from the Arabian Desert. A monument to human ingenuity and invention, researchers and academics from around the region came together to found a city dedicated to scientific progress without restraints. The city and its inhabitants are governed by the Ministries, a collection of brilliant minds who possess many secrets that have attracted the interest of powerful organizations from around the world.
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>>161642980
The last new character was a black woman.
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>>161643085

She has to go back.
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When is Apex final I thought it was today?
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>>161643085
More health/shield maybe
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Anyone doing their first placement? What did you get?

4-6 for 1687 at level 45

Feels like I'm still gonna be able to climb pretty easily.
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>>161643231
http://www.gosugamers.net/overwatch/gosubet
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>>161643085
Let her fire immediately after breaking invis and make her immune to being highlighted by Widow/Hanzo.

Nerf her health pack hack so that it gets disabled when she dies to compensate.
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>>161642980
the last two new characters were black women, there's no way they'd do 3 in a row. The next character will either be male or omnic.
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>>161642980
>3 females in a row

Yah, no.
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>>161642750
how is that cheating? he might just be good at aiming
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>>161642523

Doomfist speculation here

Reminder Terry Crews is going to voice him.
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>>161643628
>Terry Crews voicing him
>half of his lines are from Old Spice commercials
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>>161643602
Is this bait ? Just look how he flicks at the wall, this is obviously cheating
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>>161643148
Mexicans are not black
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>>161642750
>tfw outbotted
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If I am a very new player with minimal fps experience is it even possible to place above bronze? Or is my shitty new QP mmr going to keep me here forever?
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is there a reason to pick Winston over D.Va?
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>>161643862
if you do fairly well on your placements you will be put in gold
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>>161643628
he's probably an omnic or has mixed heritage
>terry crews is going to voice him
better not you reddit fuck
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>>161643862
It is, yeah. That';s the cool thing about OW, yhou can be eh at FPS but the abilities help you a lot. And playing as a team. Don't try to do solo shit all the time. or any time really.
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>>161643628
>gets anaboosted
>POWWWWWEEEEEERRRR
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>>161642686
>"can we have another healer, so I can not hit anything for longer periods of time?"
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>>161643906
only if you have banana skin laugh emote how embarrassing combo
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>>161643089
It's so obvious these guys are experimenting with humans. They're probably behind Talon.
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>just got steamrolled because of a shitty ass team while I'm a healer with no one left to heal

Fuck this shit. I'm going to end up in gold again.
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>>161644018
>experimenting with humans
that's the only way to promote the understanding of human nature though my friend
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>>161644107
could be worse anon, I ended up here from a lack of healing funnily enough.
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>>161644169
how? you can't be this low.
What was your SR last season?
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>>161644169
shit!
what were you last season?
>i got put @1580
>was 24##
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>>161644219
>>161644223
2075, didn't play past placements.
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>>161643772

ya ok
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>find comp game
>load in
>get kicked to menu
>rejoin
>kicked to menu again, can't rejoin
>lost 50 SR
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>>161644474
>Black+Conquistador

NOSOTROS
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>>161644618
ERAMOS
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>>161644474
Sorry but they're not.
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Only 4 of the female heroes
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blizzard's new placement algorithm was a nice ego boost.

i pity you if you placed lower than season 2.
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>>161644653
REYEZ
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>>161642523
This whole "I'm going to play Soldier but never attack Phara" meme is getting old pretty quick.
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>>161644991
another name on my grief list
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>>161645028
>enumbre: the post
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>>161645008
That involves aiming at a small moving target anon. No one is that good except the pros.
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>>161645085
>shooting a slowly hovering character is hard
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>>161644991
I wonder how hard Blizzard will fuck up s4's placement after all the bronze shitters realize that this ride will never end.

Always remember that Blizzard's idea of balance is democracy, and the shitters have the majority vote every time.
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>>161645131
So good
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>>161644991
What was your final rank? I was 3930 and im 6-3 in placements atm.
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>>161645131
Phara's tat looks like bait.
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>>161645210
i have a couple accounts, both ended around the 3500 rank area because of rank decay. i hit top 500 on both at around rank 4000.

i'd say my skill wall is around 4000. so in that regard the new placements are fairly accurate.
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>>161645131
2 of the 4 only good female characters
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>>161645201
of course
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>>161645295
>i have a couple accounts
[Generic Autism Insult]
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TFW 1600 elo
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it's another 3 dps 2 defense 1 tank (me) episode
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Support is the hardest role
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>>161644937
Why are Blueberry's small soft breasts so perfect?
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M E I
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>tfw 38% winrate and dropping
>tfw posted in a dead thread
s-someone just hold me close
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>tfw you figure out sombra's spray pattern but she still does literally no damage

buff when?
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>>161645597
Because small tits with a big ass and hips is GOAT
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>1 lose, 8 wins
One more to go bois!
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>>161645597
i like bloo but she needs bigger breasts senpai
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>>161645789
>he still thinks wins and losses matter during calibration

lol

you'll get the same rank you finished with last season, +-200 points
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>shitty backstory
>selfish playerbase
>cheap scatter
>can't support healers
>can't dps
>other classes are better at picks

Hanzo is the worst designed character in the game. They should have stuck to just one ninja.
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>>161645865
Taimou carried King's Row attack as Hanzo on Apex, son. l2p
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>>161645861
Still better than my last season >:3€
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>win 1st game after placements
>get 50 points
>win 2nd game
>get 70 points
Is this real?
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>>161642618
Ill do it

How stream good
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>>161644163
>>161644018
It's the moon apes
The ministries are the moon apes
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>>161645671
Here damage is """""fine""""" but her giant fucking spray circle however, negates any skill you may or may not have. Meanwhile Soldier 76's weapon is basically an automatic sniper rifle on steroids with an under-barrel grenade launcher. It genuinely bothers me that these two weapons (which are polar opposites of each other) are in the same game together.

Theres a reason why people often jump to the conclusion that Blizzard is bias in their attempts at balancing the game.
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Any good strategies for playing low level solo queue? I normally main Rein or Lucio but switch to Dva when things start falling apart. I feel like I can normally push to the second last point easily enough but then the other team gets serious and my team starts trickling in and blows the 4-6 minutes we had somehow.

What horrible things might I be doing without realizing to get stuck with these people that feel like idiots?
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>>161646053
>how to stream
I guess we know now why you are there.
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>tfw to intelligent to deal damage
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>>161645131
>Ana Amari isn't real
It legitimately makes me feel empty inside that such a perfect woman would never exist in this world. I like to imagine that she isn't tainted either
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>>161646091
>"You're not an attention whore?"
>"You must be bad at videogames then"
What do either of those have to do with each other?
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I love Hana.
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>>161646153
it hurts
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>>161646137
Where's the fun in dealing damage?
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Sven literally did nothing wrong.
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>>161646137
>tfw too intelligent to be original
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Why do people keep saying Sombra does no damage? She does a ton. She even outdamages McCree.
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>>161646420
gr8b8m8
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>>161646441
I'm not b8ing. She killed me in a skirmish (both of us at full hp). We were pretty close together and flashbang was on cooldown.
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>>161645865
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is there another thread up or why is this general so dead
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>>161646257
Delete this. Ana is pure, PURE.
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>>161645865
Hanzo is objectively the best character in the game and I'm proud to main him.
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>>161646580
She can aim tho.
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>team doesnt have rein

>loses

EPIC
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>>161646619
Did you just stole my filename?
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>>161646706
>mfw 100% winrate on Rein last season
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>tfw to intelligent too aim
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>>161645865
>Hanzo is the worst designed character in the game
Although many people fail at playing hanzo, there are plenty of people out there who can abuse his "aim assist" to land headshots with nearly every shot. Combine the giant hitboxes, quick projectile speed and a decent ability to predict people's movements...and you have yourself an unstoppable killing machine.

No other hero in the game has a bigger crutch than Hanzo's artificial aim assist.
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>placed in silver
>know I can rank up because I'm decent at everything
>busy moment in life
I would've been higher if I didn't fuck up season. I'm plat now but why did they have to make it such a grind to be able to enjoy higher ranked games where people know how to play
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>>161646813
Did you play one game?
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>>161645597
Is Ellowas a gift to us from God?

That niggas works are literally flawless.
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>>161642796
kissing
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>>161646903
*didn't fuck up season 2
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>>161646931
8 games on Rein
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>>161643772
Then why are they always stealing?
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How about if you gave bastion a suppressive fire type move with a high cool down which slows people around the area he shoots.
Stops people corner strafing him to death and can be used in a team situation.
As a trade off lower his sentry form damage.
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>>161646670
Sombra fires 20 rounds per second, each doing 8 damage at close range. McCree fires 2 rounds per second, each doing 70 damage at close range.
20*8=160
2*60=140
She does more DPS than he does.
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>that weird feel when you do fuck all the whole match but then you pull one lucky ult out of nowhere and it wins your team the game
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>WHAT I LEARNED IN COMPETITIVE PLAY IS
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>>161647058
You don't have a right mouse button?
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>gravity bomb
>LETS DROP THE BEAT
>gravity bomb
>LETS DROP THE BEAT
>gravity bomb
>LETS DROP THE BEAT
>gravity bomb
>LETS DROP THE BEAT

epic goty xDDD GRATE GAME!!! EPIC SOOO EPIC WIN
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>>161647070
...is that what few friends I have all get angry, fast, even though they seem chill and fun.
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>>161646980
And licking too!
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>>161647203
>"b-but fan the hammer!"
Did you just wake up from being in a coma since OW's release or something?
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>>161647219

>an ultimate designed to counter others counters others

:^)
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>>161647035
lul gottem
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>>161647269
you bet
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>play junkrat
>literally hold down mouse all game
>triple kill
>most eliminations on team
Why is Overwatch so easy?
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>>161647058
With only body shots and no falloff. So yes, sombra will do more damage than a mccree with no abilities and no aim.
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>>161647219
>L-lets drop the b-beat...!
>APAGANDO LAS LUCES!!!
>L-lets drop the b-beat...!
>APAGANDO LAS LUCES!!!
>L-lets drop the b-beat...!
>APAGANDO LAS LUCES!!!
>L-lets drop the b-beat...!
>APAGANDO LAS LUCES!!!

Problema?
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>queue up after match
>tab out
>what's taking so long
>no in queue anymore

Why the fuck does the game drop you from queue if you queue quickly after a match. Every fucking time.
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>>161647278
>Give an example of damage at extremely close range
>Still can't hit anything
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>>161647369
>play Zenyatta
>orb on harmony on 4100 Genji main
>discord his target
>win
Why is Overwatch so easy?
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>>161642523
Best game of the year deserves a post with the best waifu of the year.
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>>161643998
I need this to happen. I would sell my soul for this to be real one day soon.
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>>161647520
>Best wifu
So long as we acknowledge that Schick Razor Robotman is top husbando, then I could care less.
The fuck is wrong with you?
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gfycatcom/KindHeavenlyHarborseal
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>>161647685
>The fuck is wrong with you?
Oops, forgot to delete that.
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>>161647303
If I close my eyes and really dream about it, I can almost taste what her caramel goodness would taste like
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>be Dva
>have 76 and Ana on team
>every kill on enemy Pharah is a solo kill
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>say we could really use another healer
>someone switches to winston
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>>161647802
Yup, I'm having one of those days too:
>>161645008
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>>161647786
mmmm.....
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>still playing Memewatch
>when superior Hearthstone just released a based new expansion
MEGALUL
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>>161647802
ana and 76 who doesn't go for Pharah is the absolute worst

tfw having to keep boosting to distract Pharah so team doesn't get wipe
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>>161647853
>Expecting people to play heroes they're shit at
Sometimes you just get an entire team of straight men who refuse to heal. Happens more often in videogames than you might think!
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>>161645085
She moves very predictably in the air and usually has no cover. I don't see how hitting her is difficult. I play Soldier, McCree, and Pharah almost exlusivley nowadays so I'm quite familiar with how they interact.
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>get called useless despite doing ok for the circumstances
>switch for the team comp
>someone else plays that hero
>watch them do worse with your old hero

feels bad man
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>>161647929
>Playing WoW the TCG game
I remember when that shit first came out, it was a scam then and its a scam now.

Go ahead and try to convince me this is not Blizzard (or one of their employees) secretly selling their own cards for absurd amounts of money.
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>>161648031
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>>161645485
one account was intended so i could play with my gold and platinum ranked friends. but even that account rose to master and i dont have the heart to intentionally throw games.
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>>161648031
>Being racist in 2016
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>>161647853
>switch to zenyatta since we have 3 tanks now
>we win a round and it's 2-2
>"oh hey looks like we've got a good chance no-"
>he switches to junkrat and we get stomped
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Blizz should fix her spine
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>>161648031
>being racist against omnics
Eat a bullet
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>>161648243
It's Trump's America now, libtard. Get ready for the day of the rope.

>>161648336
Never trust a machine. DEUS VULT!
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>playing a healer when none of them are fun
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>>161642523
>team is dead
>ult is only 60%
>falling back
>sombra tries to pick me off
>mfw
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>>161648407
>Zenyatta
>Not fun
I had never seen so much shit taste in one post.
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>>161648031
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>5L
>3W

feels bad man, I feel like I am going to end 7L 3W at best
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>>161648407
>zenyatta
>not fun
Pick one.
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20k healing
constant nanoboosts
constantly sleeping their ulters
47% kill participation
6 vs fucking 5
And my team still fucking lost. Fuck. Silver here I come.
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>>161648397
>libtard
Voted for Memlord Trump you silly blumpkin.
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>>161646619
Im afraid to tell you that mothers can't be pure. Sorry anon.
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i just want Ana to be my mommy pls
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Am I the only one who doesn't want to fuck/get fucked by Ana? I want to cuddle with her and eat cookies she baked for me.
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>>161648407
>Ana
>Zanyatta
>not fun
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>>161648407
Ana is the only fun healer for me. Sleeping people is satisfying and nanoboosts are like a slot machine. You still need to aim to so it isn't as mindless. Only problem she has is mobility.
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>>161648638
what's beneath her eyepatch?
i bet it's an eye-pussy
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>>161648031
>Torb ok, elderly midget
>Not Zarya, fitizen prime
op confirmed for old racist misogynistic whitey
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>tfw you land a hook on Ana
What a fucking waste.
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>>161647036
Because the game has a meta aspect
Like Mei being ice - which slows things down
Ultimately, blocking people and hiding in a bubble just delays the real action.

Bastion is a war drone.
101 computer science:
>the more simple, the more efficient, and the less chances for things to go wrong
And what's more simple than setting up and shooting?

That's what I love about the game too, it's meta as fuck
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>>161648741
Slavs are subhuman. Torb is the archetypical redpilled Son of the West. The blood of vikings runs through him.
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aww yiss
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Post yfw the enemy team nanoboosts Lucio.
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>>161648407
lucio is pretty fun, especially on koth maps
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>>161648831
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>>161648831
>Nanoboosted Lucio kills them all
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>>161648831
>tfw got boost as Lucio on comp
>VICTORY

Feels good
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>>161648407
>not playing a healer with arguably equal/more dps than dps classes
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They nerfed Lucio's songs to hell and back.

Now buff something of his other than his songs already.
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>>161648831
>pre-nerf nano boost
>2-2 koth nepal with pit
>99-99%
>OVERTIME
>suddenly hear warihum wittack
>the smallest and fastest little fucking frog mosquito comes around the little flank area
>LEZ AMP IT UP
>stalls on point with unhittable speed and gets 2 people with boop
>rest of his team arrived for reinforcements
>they fucking won
i mean i was salty but that's pretty good
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>>161649113
>we will never experience the pre-nerf nanoboost and pre-nerf speed amp-it-up together
imagine the fast
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Who /transcended beyond anger at competitive because you're only 16.6% responsible for the outcome/?

Quickplay is superior and you'll be happier once you realize this
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>KOTH
>steamroll enemy team and cap first
>hold it until 99%
>enemy caps it during overtime
>entire team goes full retard
>completely unable to cap it back
>round lost
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>>161649292
Wait.
Now that I think of it, I think there was a time period that this was a thing.
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>>161649343
if it wasn't for the sudden influx of hyperautistic widows I'd agree
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>>161643085
Increase tickle pistol from 8 - 2 damage to 9 - 3 damage

Hacked enemies and healpacks can be seen behind walls by your team
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Why wont Blizzard buff Torb? He is absolute garbage.
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I want to play baseball with Hana
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> take time to modify model
> ruin it with shitty lighting and quality
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>>161649405
There was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQeJUmXBZIs
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>>161647058
Yes, but his damage comes in spikes--70 at a time. He'll be able to kill her before she can kill him, though it'll be very close.
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>>161643683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4F7rj5DtfQ
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kek
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who is the most epic meme streamer? who is "literally our guy"???
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>>161649553
What's so bad about him? The Turret is decent and he does good damage and has a good amount of armor, especially during Molten Core.
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>>161649762
Poke
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I finally hit diamond, i am now average
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so basically d.va is a better winston now? wtf blizzard nerf DM already
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>>161649762
Take a guess
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HANA IS AN ANTISOCIAL, VIRGIN, LOSER
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>1 vs 1 McCree
> opponent has golden gun
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>>161649842
>diamond

>average

you wish
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>>161649842
average is 4100
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>>161649968
>1v1 McCree against a 4k McCree while I'm plat
>win

Sill lost 5-2 overall but that was nice
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>>161649762
harb stop fishing for compliments
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>>161650081
This number goes up every time people in /owg/ type it, yesterday it was 3500.
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>>161649762
moonmoon
Timthetatman
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>>161650146
i'm watching moon right now, he is pretty meme-y with that anime music and stuff
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>>161650198
it's not his music, ppl are tipping disgusting weeb songs for him to play. moonmoons voice tho...
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seriously, though. what can winston do that d.va can't do better?

>muh aoe damage in those rare situations where enemy's clump together like retards

ebin
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>>161646420
She doesn't do damage, retard. That would be why. He damage output is garbage. Factually. Open your eyes idiot,.
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>>161649968
Mei is so cute.
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>>161649768
His turret is super easy to destroy and takes a long time to build. There should be no level 1 turret just straight up level 2. That would be a good buff.
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So how do we kill Reinhardt, lads?
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>>161650139
He was memeing. Average is indeed 3500.
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>>161649968
>1v1 McCree
>this happens

k
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>>161642686
>locks in Mei
>"Pick another healer! "
>ask if they would switch
>"I never switch I play what I want to!"
>we lose
>"fuck you losers shit team comp"

I will never understand some people.
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>tfw GOTY
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>>161650364
ikr
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>>161650359
disrupt snipers
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>>161647369
>>161647516
Start playing bad characters to make it a challenge for yourself. Hell even turn off your monitor.

Up your own ante boys
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>>161650394
D.va ult destroys his shield even at full health
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>>161650405
Pure skill
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>lost the will to play after S2 started

Please tell me S3 is somewhat better and they buffed and nerfed some characters. Sombra looks absolutely useless and uninteresting.
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>>161650394
COWADOOTY
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>>161650394
>"How do we ruin this completely balanced hero?"
t. redditard
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>>161650486

>Buffing D.Va even more

She's already practically overpowered.
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>>161650559
>tier A
>completely balanced
found the redditor
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>>161650395
>Average is indeed 3500.

>not 1000
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How do you guys deal with "x character" mains that refuse to switch? Also why are there so many damn gooks on Americas?
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>>161650559

He's overused and makes the game more boring honestly. Everyone hides behind his shield instead of going out and fighting and he makes sniping too hard.
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>>161643082
It takes a special kind of autism to actually think that those filler images are going to be future heroes.
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>>161650380
Survivability is the only major issue it has, but that's turrets in general in all games. If Symmetra could give it some shields that would be good, then Torb wouldn't have to babysit it so much. Other than that the turret does good damage and has near-perfect tracking.
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>>161650394
>McCree, Genji, Zen and Zarya

What happened? I thought they'd be somewhere even higher than that
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>>161649736
This is autistic
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>>161650669
>he makes sniping too hard.
>implying this is a bad thing
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>win four in a row
>get put with a lvl 35 Symmetra main with zero minutes on any other character

FORCED 50 IS REAL.
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>Go 7-2-1
>get 2390

I'm being punished for having played the game before.
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>>161650406
I think you were with us. Was it eichenwalde?
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>"Ana get pharah"
>ok
>"HEALS? HEALS? Worst Ana ever lmao"
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>>161650712

McCree got pushed out by Soldier 76 after the most recent changes, Genji doesn't really have a place on the current composition, Zenyatta was replaced by Ana and Zarya has been nerfed significantly leading to her fall and D.Va's rise.
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>>161650394
Allow Roadhog to hook through shield.
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>>161650669
good, he's doing his job
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>>161650736
>3-7
>2787
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>>161650602
>Considers Tier lists to be an appropriate way to rank heroes even though they do not take into account certain niche comps and specific situations that demand completely different heroes

>>161650669
>"B-but hes picked a lot so he MUST be broken"

Holy fuck, go back to LoL already.
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>>161650925
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>161650669
>and he makes sniping too hard
>mfw widow mains
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>>161650669
>the tank character is doing his job protecting his team form attacks

YOU DON'T SAY!?

How about we just take away his shield completely?
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>>161650828
No, temple of Anubis. I suppose it is just a common occurrence.
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>>161650394

>Add Sombra as a counter to Reinhardt
>Reinhardt RISES in popularity

Don't even bother, Blizz.
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>>161650736
>>161650925
>3-7
>2940
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>>161650736
>first time playing competitive
>put at 3144

Ebin :^)
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>>161650712
>McCree
Soldier is good enough to replace McCree's med/long range hitscan while also being able to shred tanks.
>Genji
Hard to use in this tank heavy meta.
>Zenyetta
He's in a reasonable spot, especially considering how important Ana/Lucio are. Ana nerf is what brought him up there anyway.
>Zarya
Probably the overall ult nerf hit her hard. The energy nerf isn't too bad with the beam fix, but it's definitely harder to get energy now. Before you could get 50 charge off 1 firestrike (100 if you shield you and teammate), now only 20.
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>>161650712
Mimicry happened. On a level never seen before.
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>>161650854
>be Zen
>keep my orb on dps who keeps spamming "I need healing"
>the dps keeps going inside the enemy forces alone, expecting the orb's healing rate keep him alive
>"I need healing I need healing"
>he dies
>"Zen you fucking suck, why didn't you heal me faggot? Worst Zen ever"
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>>161650736
Went 2-8. Got 2480.
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>>161649582
its fine as long as there's a dick beneath that skirt
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I did it guys, I didn't place bronze!

>new account
>fuck all fps experience
>no previous seasons

All I had to do was play mostly 76 and Pharah.
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>>161651002
To be fair, you could say the same for spies being able to counter heavies in tf2. The problem is that most spies are bad.
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>>161651116
>I need healing
>runs around corner out of my line of sight

How about you come to me so I'm not wasting time chasing you down, dumbfuck?
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>>161650902
Roadhog doesnt need buffs
>>
guy who just spent an entire game raging at me for picking symettra on defence using 4chan lingo (go shitpost about this on whatever shithole you lurk)

here is my shitpost, your tears are delicious
>>
To the faggot who was symettra and wouldn't fucking change, you're fucking trash. Absolute trash.

I know you're gonna shitpost about it.
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>>161651187
If you're happy with that rank, then I'm genuinely proud of you! Congratulations :)

Don't give up though, go for plat!
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why is it taking me so long to find a match in gold rank
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Enemy team:
>great team comp
>well coordinated ults
>constantly pick our healers
>all over the point lie it was the only girl at a frat party

My team:
>doesn't know the meaning of the words team comp
>spam ults as soon as they get them
>focus fires tanks when they're getting healed
>deathly allergic to the point

This game is fucking bullshit. 0 fun
>>
>>161650680
>a third robot character that's explicitly female.

no doubt athena will be used.
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>>161651264
>>161651249
Ebin, simply ebin
>>
>>161651249
>>161651264
Where were you when you realized shitposting is staged?
>>
>>161651030
I hate Zarya being nerfed so much. She's the squshiest of the tanks which is why she needs to be able to do good damage to either kill or chase off enemies to stay alive. Were people really throwing that much of a bitchfit about her damage output that requires the opponents be stupid as rocks to become good?
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>>161651187
How did your games go? I went 7w 1d 2l on a an acc with no previous comp games and got 2550. Played support and tank.
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>blizz succeeded in making all tanks viable
If only they could do that to support
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>>161650925
>W/D/L: 4/2/3
>Placement: 3,000
I EARNED this.
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>>161651264
LMAO

holy fuck

>play soldier
>dont shoot pharah when she's flying over the wall
>ignore somebody telling you in voice and text chat twice that there is a pharah behind our point
>inevitably kills the teleporter
>HURR SYM SO BAD WTF DOOD

>cry for 2 rounds
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>6-4
>2178

right where I belong
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>>161651249

Nobody was complaining except the european dude. You were good on defense, and then you had to be a spiteful faggot because Hanz hurt your feelings.
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This post goes out to anyone in the history of this game who has ever played as Mei unironically and has even got a slight amount of pleasure from it. I hope you all suffer from a full week of painful diarrhea while being forced to listen to god-awful ice and snow puns the entire time.
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>>161651116
For real though, there needs to be a sign or something that shows you have an orb on you, it currently just says "orb of harmony revieved from y" and then it goes away after a second.
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>>161651390
Most of them bar Symm are viable. Some people here hate on Mercy, but unless you are in top 2-3% of players and your mercy gets deleted 24/7, you can play one just fine.

I am a diamond shitter and I dont mind having a Mercy or playing as one.
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>>161651384

>5L
>1D
>4W

Two of those losses were horrific quick stomps as well. Rest were very close games.
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>>161651334
Shes just an AI in Winston's computer though...as far as we know right? I doubt she has time to save the world in between their RP sessions and cleaning the monkey spunk and peanut butter off her screen.
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6 win
3 loss
1 draw
3600
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>EU ranking #1,237
this cant possibly be true, right?
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>>161651494

I started playing Mei very early on because my first legendary skin was for her.

Its fucking fun as hell to kill panicking people who have no idea what to do then plink them in the head and run away
>>
Why are there so many koreans on America region?
>>
>>161651393
4/2/4**

Addition, how does it work?
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>>161651509
Sym is good, but she relies heavily on the team, the map, and whether you're attacking or defending, so she's far more situational than the other supports.

Free shields is always helpful, though, and with the update she might be a little less reliant on the planets aligning to be useful. Her turrets need a little more HP or a cloaking device, though, or just be smaller so they blend in better.
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Why are there so many Asians in the NA servers? Shouldn't the Asian server be pretty decent since Blizz has a big presence there?
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>>161650394
>everyone I use in F and D tier

Well..I think I'm just going to uninstall..
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>>161645597
>small blue tiddies so you can hold her closer
So perfect.
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>>161650512
>Sombra looks absolutely useless and uninteresting.

Trust me, she absolutely is, anyone saying otherwise is bronze or playing games against bots. She really adds NOTHING to a team comp if the other team is even half competent
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>>161651731
With the ammount of Genji mains who never switch, you could probably carry yourself to Masters with Symmetra by just bullying them :^)
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>>161651749

That's just in the pro scene. Those heroes should be fine for the most part in competitive until you get into like masters and even there they can work.
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>>161650394

Competitive lineups and playstyles are not a good reference for regular players. It's an entirely different world.
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>>161651002
>counter to Reinhardt

Hahaha...I'd love to hear how Blizzard thought this was going to happen. Tickle gun isn't gonna take Rein down.
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>>161643082
When?
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>>161651817
>supposed to be used to sneak in and hack tanks then GTFO
>tanks are always surrounded by people who constantly search every nook and cranny
>Sombra loudly announces to everyone that she's decloaking, which takes 2 seconds, then 2 more to hack someone
>the moment she starts appearing behind a tank she becomes a smear on the ground from the other five people

How about letting her hack from cloak, Blizz, which makes her decloak but while she's hacking so she can actually do her job?
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>>161651784
Just the best
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>>161651425

Only some faggot was complaining that he pick sym on defense. The reason I'm salty is because he stayed sym on offense.
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>>161651856
That's reassuring. Though if I told you who I play you'd probably say yeah, they are actually shit.

Think of the 3 worst characters in the game currently, I use all 3 of them. Not to be a stubborn ass, but because I genuinely like their kits and playstyle, and I am playing the game to enjoy it...so...

It's the same mentality I have for fighting games or smash bros.

Pic related is a big hint at one of those 3..so..

I had the same issue with League of Legends, a game I quit like 3 years ago.. I dn why I thought OW would be different in that aspect
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>symmetra's turrets have been changed so that they float around her and you can shoot them down

Is this awesome y/n
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>>161650394
>maining reinhardt for s3
>on defense numbani
>5-4-3-2-
>throw firestrike
>1-start
>3 hit sounds
>someone dies to that firestrike through their rein shield

How the fuck, it's only 100 dmg.
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>>161652016
Not a bad idea, however I feel that might be a wee bit too powerful. I really can't think of how to properly balance her,. I'm gonna be honest. She..her whole kit is just set up to be flawed in this kind of game.
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>>161651894
She prevents him from using his reason for existing, which makes him a giant bull's-eye instead of the best wall. She's not meant to go toe-to-toe with him in combat.
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>>161652091
who's that semen demon?
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>>161652247
do you play the game?
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>>161652134
Nah, then you'd have to stand in the open to be effective. Could be useful if you're sneaking around and getting behind enemy lines/hunting for loners, though.
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>no healer in most games
>the few games somebody dares play it it's always fucking mercy
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>>161652016
>How about letting her hack from cloak
Only if you can see her hack lines and a voice alert or a half hack speed while cloaked.
Hacking a rein shield can be game changing in a push, you can't simply make sombra run in and not give a chance to the enemy to fight back at all.
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>>161652337
>try to get basketball in
>faggot whos shooting everything knocks the ball away
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>>161652303

>double your dps
>short range weapon
>then you'd have to stand in the open to be effective

lol
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>>161651784
*sniffs*
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>>161652359
Like I said, make it decloak her when she starts so that she's revealed while she's doing it. Having to wait until you finish decloaking to hack is two seconds of empty time and certain death.
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>>161651784
*PRRRRRRTTT*
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>>161651390
If only they could do it for defense heroes. Even if one plays well with a def hero people still get mad.
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>>161652603
Short-range weapons do require you to be in the open and your opponent's face, yes. Unless you want Symmetra retooled into a sneaky ninja with a halo of laser orbs.
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>ana get pharah moron

>change to pharah
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>>161643271

4w-1d-5L at level 47~ got placed 2050~.
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>>161652901

>go into open
>enemy shoots with a long range weapon
>cannot reach him
>die

Is this some silver tactic
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>>161652920
>"Ana take out Pharah"
>I kill Pharah
>"why aren't you healing me"
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>>161652275
I hope not, look how miserable we all are playing it. He's the smart one of the thread
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>Mei walks towards you
>spray her head
>survives, freezes and headshots you

>Mei walks towards you
>run away
>two headshots while you run away

ok
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>>161650854
>"Ana snipe Pharah"
>"sure"
>team whines about not getting healed
>"I can't snipe and heal you at the same time"
>"snipe AFTER you healed us"
>"you faggots can't dodge at all so I can't snipe even one shot when one of you have already died after rushing aimlessly in"
>"your aim just sucks, shit Ana"
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>>161653239
Ana a cute
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>You were asking for it
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Post your main.
Now here is the twist,

You can ONLY choose ONE. Who are you the absolute best with. Who do you go into games with thinking "okay even if we lose I know I did my very best I could with this character" ?

Post. Pictures not necessary but appreciated. I'm sure if you like them that much you have a pic or two saved somewhere.
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>>161653790
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>>161653473
speak for yourself. I don't feel miserable for playing a computer game. Maybe you shouldn't play the game.
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>>161653974
If you're enjoying OW in it's current state you're just in full blissfully unaware mode. The game has problems. The only fun I'm actually having right now is playing whacky custom shit.

And no I'm not going to stop playing, fuck yourself.
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>>161651738
Apparently the Koreans are swamped with hackers and come here to escape
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>>161653790
Well it WAS Zarya, but fucking children complain so.
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>only 1 legendary and it's fucking winston
>get legendary
>worst indiant tech support skin
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>>161653790
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>>161654215
You are unworthy of the true reality
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>>161653790
Easy, forever and always my main
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>>161654305
How often do you whack it to her
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>>161653565
>>"Ana snipe Pharah"
Already I would have ignored the idiots. If there's absolutely no one on the team who can shoot down a Pharah other than an Ana, something's stupidly wrong with that team comp.
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>>161653790
best straya cunt from this side of australia

carried me to diamond tier in s1, I have the golden gun on him
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>>161654080
I'm not unaware that the game is unbalanced and not perfect, but that doesn't stop me from enjoying something that was literally designed for enjoyment.
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>>161642750
dude there's an email blizzard uses, like anticheat@blizzard or some shit look it up

give them your best proof and it's basically like giving them the equivalent of a hundred hacking reports

also if that's cheating then I'm always playing against cheaters
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Who /beattheodds/ here and placed higher this season?
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>>161644991
I was gold last season now I'm fucking silver
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>>161653790
Wait wait wait..you guys ACTUALLY play the game? Wow...should I see myself out?
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>>161642750
I'm sorry I really don't see what was a cheat here. Why are people so arrogant that they actually believe if someone can aim better than them they are cheating. Christ.
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>>161654485
you should have been silver last season too
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>>161653790
I used unleash my inner beast with 76 but after trying out Zen I became the beast
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>>161654353
She's too pure for that!
I hope you don't do lewd things over my main
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>>161654498
literally this
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>>161653790
POGO STICK
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>>161654452

went from plat to diamond. i knew it was my team that was holding me back.
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>>161653790
Was Zarya, now that she isn't broken its Rein. literally 100% win rate with him so far this season.
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I want to just meet the Blizzard person that designed their atrocious MM and punch them in the face as hard as I possibly can.
What kind of BRAINDEAD monkey designed this stupid shit? You queue up and get matched with a team that is so fucking utterly useless, pulling literally every noob trick in the book and getting stomped spec-fucking-tacularly, meanwhile the enemy team works together perfectly and rolls over you in less than 2 mins.
Why IN THE FUCKING MOTHERFUCK NOT GIVE HALF OF THE "WORKS TOGETHER FINE" PEOPLE TO ONE TEAM AND HALF THE IDIOTS, AND DO THE SAME FOR THE OTHER TEAM. WHY THE FUCK!!!!!!!!! stack 5 idiots into my team and give all the people that have 2 braincells to rub together into the enemy's?
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>>161653790
Genji
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>>161643628
I want Doomfist to look like Zeb Atlas and be topless except for his arm armor and doom fist.
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>tfw 2581 plat season 2 and spooked to play comp season 3
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>>161654424
Fair enough. Sorry for the rage.
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>>161654792
A device that scans minds and determines intelligence doesn't exist. Sorry.
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>>161652076
Is it just me or is her little tummy sticking out fucking hot?
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>>161647058
WELL LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU JEFF
Sombra has SPREAD and DAMAGE DROPOFF AT 16m
This drastically reduces her effective crit rate and effective damage
MCGEE shoots LASERS with NO spread NO recoil and getting crit rates of 20% or more is VERY practical

the BURST of McGees damage
that is the FRONTLOADED, first .1 second McGee is in LoS he can IMMEDIATELY DELIVER 70 or even 140 damage

So with his only "140 dps" he only has to wait another 0.5 seconds before he SHOOTS THEM DEAD

Sombra with her "better" 160 dps HAS to wait the full 1 to 1.25 seconds of her BRAPPP gun to deliver enough damage to kill somebody.
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>graviton surge
>dva blocks it with defense matrix
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>>161653686
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>tfw you figure out sombra's spray pattern

holy shit i am god
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>>161654662
I actually don't have a single pharrah pic saved and if I did it wouldn't be lewd. I honestly don't do that shit. I dn why. I appreciate fan art, but I don't really care for all the porn stuff.

>>161654498
I know you guys say this as a joke sometimes, but this really did happen with me and LoL. it got to the point I spent more time on /vg/ in the general then playing the game.

It hasn't happened with OW just yet, but I dunno..if their patches keep going how they are going...
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>>161655115
stop posting this guy
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>>161648317
if Widowmaker had a normal spine and a normal skin color this whole game would be significantly better

I think when she had the larger butt her spine looked more normal
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>>161655115
I hate seeing this faggots face every fucking day. I don't care if it's ironic. stop.
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>>161655143
>I honestly don't do that shit. I dn why. I appreciate fan art, but I don't really care for all the porn stuff.

You have a lot of willpower or you get laid a lot IRL. for some of us kissless virgins it's all we have. Also it's hard not to think about seeing the lewds of female characters from a popular game. Blizzard did this shit on purpose though.

No one is stand out ugly..except arguably Zarya. And Ana is old but..still like not like completely uggo.
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>>161655307
>for some of us kissless virgins it's all we have

You could have made a tulpa
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>>161655004
It's underrated
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>>161648831
I miss old 100% movespeed amp it up speed boost Lucio

I was watching an old overwatch video and seeing LIGHTSPEED LUCIO zip by was the best

at least for Lucio. It was necessary to nerf it for the team, but Lucio should still go that fast
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>>161655307
>arguably Zarya
dude you're a fag
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>>161655143
>pharrah
It's Pharah or Fareeha, friend.

Also you have a lot of willpower, how can you not save pictures of this qt?
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>>161655036
>mfw I eat Zarya or Mei's ult by accident
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Just popping in to remind everyone who best girl wearing best skin is.
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>>161655247
>>161655168
lol
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>>161651002
>"Buff" Pharah
>She drops to her lowest usage rate yet

they literally need to hire outside help
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>>161655365
Back when I checked out doing it I decided it's too much work and I won't 'believe' in it or whatever.
Yeah I could have. Oh well.

>>161655394
Zarya is fucking hideous and honestly it's that stupid fucking hair cut. Also you could make her look more feminine and still have her be jacked. But Blizz screwed the pooch
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>>161655427
Well that isn't a lewd pic, so I would potentially save that one. I just..have a million saved images of other characters.

I will probably start doing it soon. I don't really play her desu, I can't even spell her name
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>>161655551
basically her summer games hair
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>>161655005
This game is honestly a joke, isn't it?

Look at this shit. All of the best players in the world play

>McCree
>McCree
>more McCree
>Ana
>Genji
>Zarya

Meanwhile we have heroes with literal 0% usage in tourneys, but god fucking forbid they hand out a real nerf to Genji, Ana Zarya or Cree sometime. Nope.
"NOT ON OUR WATCH HAHA". In every other game Blizzard does kneejerk nerfs that actually destroy the character and then slowly buff them back up, but not here. Here they just hand out the tiniest slap-on-the-wrist nerfs, notice that it didn't actually do anything at all to the hero, shrug and plan how to sell their next set of lootboxes instead.

Fuck Blizzard.
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>>161655551
There is a shortcut though

If you take shrooms your mind will change so that you can make a tulpa more easily during the trips. Some wizard had made a tulpa over the course of a few shroom trips like this.
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>>161655710
That's ok friend, you can still worship her beautiful caramel skin even without playing her
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>>161653790
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>>161655818
Nerfed characters would make the game boring, they need to buff up everyone else too.
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>think I am doing terrible
>embarrassed
>hit tab
>most damage and kills
>proceed to shit on my team for being useless.
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>>161655394
Not him but I kind of agree. Zarya is an example of the left. Granted, yah that's extreme. But like...do you not see the difference between those 2 chicks? The left doesn't even look female anymore.

I'm sure you all disagree though, but just like Zarya is 'too far into muscle and not hot anymore' tier for me. And I hate her haircut. Pink is fine, the actually way it's cut, nah.
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/owg/,

I have an idea for a new tank hero. First let's start off with giving her the sustain of roadhog - 600hp, but let's make 2/3rds of it armor so she even has more sustain. Then on top of that let's give her an ability like Reinhardt sheild, on right click, that's time based instead of damage based that just deletes all damage in front of her. The let's give her mobility, like booster, like Winston has so she can fly all over the map. Oh And let's give her 2 ultimates - when she dies she doesn't really die, but gets 150hp like tracer and if she gets her hot she can't get back her full 600hp and original abilities!

Is this a good hero /owg/?
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>>161655851
I'm glad you're accepting. You choose the proper goddess, for sure.
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>>161653790
>best girl
>most fun character
>the character I'm the best with
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>>161656019
the true platinum way
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>>161655987
It's a combo of both. Both Cree and Soldier after his buffs are undoubtedly overpowered as shit and have way too low time-to-kill times. Tanks' offensive capabilities as well (their defenses are fine but they do too much at once).

Nerf Cree, Soldier and Tank damage output. Also nerf Pharah direct damage (because she'll be even harder to deal with), but increase splash area so she becomes a suppressor and AoE area denial hero. TF2 soldier had it right. Buff niche heroes.
Then the game would be good.
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I keep playing Pharah, I wish I wouldn't
I keep having these games where zip in,
I shoot 4 missiles, 4 direct hits
Kill Ana and Zenyatta,
Die
Get salty as fuck
Team wins
And this keeps happening
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>>161656160
With Zarya for me it's her clothing as well that kills it for me. Now fan art has made her hot and has kept her hair, so it's possible for her to be attractive. Like she has a cute personality and all, it's endearing but she is legit the only female character I don't find attractive.
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>>161656160
Some asshat will come and say that they are both ugly as shit. Or someone delusional and clearly gay man will come and say the left is hotter. I get what you're trying to do man but it's 4chan, they have to be hipster and different, while getting mad at hipsters.
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>>161656210
sounds op
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>>161656242
She is perfect

>>161656312
This

>>161656339
Sadly, this is her playstyle or how Blizzard wants her to be seemingly.
Still quite fun killing a backline and sometimes getting an ult off before you get looked at midway through and die.
It's nice to win though
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>>161656210
Sounds overpowered, I think you should implement some balancing factor for that hero.

I think you should give it a giant critbox in the center of the model so even if you miss, you will still get normal hits instead.
Also make it slow down to a crawl when firing its weapons so you can snipe it right in its massive critbox face and get tons of ult charge for free lmao.
Also, while using the damage deleting ability, it shouldn't be able to fire its weapons at all.
And also make its DPS really shit compared to Roadhog's oneshots.

Also, what sustain? Roadhog has a heal, you didn't say your new hero should have a heal so I assume you just meant health.

I believe with these downsides, the new hero will be pretty balanced.
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>>161655551
>people still get triggered over hair

Oy.
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>lose a match from a pretty serious stomp because of teamwork/communication/just better playing
>people on your team get ultra salty and start playing the blame game
>it's not even possible in their minds that they aren't perfect and that everyone else was the cause

why are people like this christ it ruins everything
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>>161656334
>nerf Pharah direct damage, but increase splash area so she becomes a suppressor and AoE area denial hero.

I can't aim: the post

We already have Junkrat for spammy area denial and he's useless there's no need to make Pharah even worse by making her damage even lower, the knockback nerf was already bad enough because securing kills is harder now and you can't disrupt the aim of hitscan characters by shooting near them.
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I don't want to play anymore and risk it
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>>161656669
>You think Zarya and Sombra hair are ugly
Congratulations, you're a normal human (male) being, and biology didn't mess up your brain, you react properly to the absence of fertility indicators.

>m-muh triggered over hair, it's hawt!
Congratulations, you're a beta nu-male cuck and you drank too much water from xenoestrogenic water bottles which has warped your sense of perception in a way that you find masculine hair attractive, I advise killing yourself ASAP and restoring natural order.
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>>161653790
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>>161642646
>got put in Gold last season, climbed to Plat
>got put lower in Gold this season
At least this season I'll have a good 3 weeks on break to hopefully climb to Diamond.
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>>161656804
What is considered a good or average score and what is considered a bad one.
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Are these good stats for a comp match? I'm finally trying out comp.
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>>161656804
Risk what?

Rank is already shit lmao

play n have fun anon... it's just a game :^)
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>>161656669
Girls are capable of having ugly hair cuts, why is that so hard to accept? It's just the style of it and the shortness.
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>>161656804

Risk what? Having fun in game?

>wah I don't want to play the game I want to play because of some irrelevant number bracket

You can't even drop out of gold nigga, the game doesn't allow it
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>>161656945

I think gold-low plat might be average now.

Average was plat in S2 but it changed.
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>>161655365
>Are tulpas real?

No. Your imagination is a tool evolved to aid deductive reasoning. It can't be used to simulate rewards (like socialization) as that would circumvent the reward system and cause an evolutionary dud.

>Why do people say they have tulpas?

For some it's a ploy for attention and comes from a desire to be envied. It's similar to people who claim they were abducted by aliens.

For others it's a fantasy which they attempt to mentally legitimize by seeking others to approve it, ie. "Okay, maybe I don't really have a tulpa... but if I tell this person I do, and then they get a tulpa, I'll know they're real and I just did something wrong. Then I'll get a tulpa by doing it the right way."

>So why is the concept still alive?

'Tulpas' are a shitty new age religion/cult where the ``catch``, ie. the tempting thing that makes people want to believe it, is 'if you believe it you can make your waifu real!' rather than 'if you believe it you go to heaven when you die!'
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>>161656945
>>161657000
>>161657025
It's a joke, jesus
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>Trying out Soldier for the first time in a while
>Mei comes out of nowhere and freezes me
>Our Rein goes out if his way to quickly jump over and put his shield between me and Mei, saving my life at the last second

Some of these people are alright.
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>other team is shit talking
>be hanzo
>tell muscle girl to use our ults simultaneously
>have perfect moment
>only get triple kill
>bastion in the back just sits there and takes the other 3 kills I didn't get and gets play of the game
>still get 55% kill participation

I never wanted POTG so badly. I mad
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>>161656917
>You don't give a fuck either way because they're cartoon characters in a fucking videogame
Congrats, you're just a normal person who does not get easily offended at what other people like/dislike.
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>>161657025
It's not irrelevant though, like you want to have playing with people who know how to play the game...that's not a crazy thing
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Season 3 is horrifically broken, to the point where I think there may be a rollback.

I've been noticing that people who were diamond in S2 are getting high master and even grandmaster in S3. Something about S3 is just giving out rank like crazy.

And check the top 100, there's so much SR.

https://www.overbuff.com/rankings
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>>161656019
Congrats, you are the smartest retard.
You're still a retard.
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>>161657139
>m-muh pixels!!!!! that makes the principle of the thing not matter because IT AINT REAL M-MUH PIXELLLSSS!11

sad attempt at damage control bro
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>placed 2121 last season
>constant deranking in solo q afterwards, down to ~1900
>play my placement matches with buddy who plays Rein, I play Ana / Zen / Lucio
>4 wins, 6 losses
>he gets rank 2080, I get 1640

Fuck this game, for real. Afterwards I tried to play one game and instalock soldier, but played terribly because I'm so fucking tilted I'm shaking. So I ask you, /owg/, which hero shall I teach myself to solo climb out of the dumpster (if my skill permits).
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>>161657287
Not even the op of this sad little argument you guys are having. Keep lashing out violently though, it really helps your case.
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same shitty widow main three games in a row gimmie some memes to cleanse my rage
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>>161657258

Looks like it's working as they intended.

Blizz wanted to flatten out the curve and move people to be more evenly distributed. That applies to higher ranks as well as lower ones.

They didn't make the ranking go to 5000 for people to not get close.
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>>161657084
It pays to be nice. Karma and all that shit.
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>>161650394
Leave Reinhardt the fuck alone.
He's balanced.
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Is anyone else turned on by a thought that there is a hole in dvas suit at the groin and as she is in the mecha you penetrate her from behind and you are tied down at the hips so that you can hardly move so that the penis doesn't slip out when the mecha is moving
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Where did I go wrong /owg/?
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>>161657345

Why are you upset? This is where you belonged. S2 placed many lower people too high and S3 corrected this and brought people back down.

You were always 1600~
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>>161657360
>gayposting because anyone who dislikes hair must also be a homophobe and this will really trigger them!!!!!11!!!
You are literally the reason Trump is president.
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Soldier 76 really fucking triggers me when I play tracer.
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>>161657710
Yikes..
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>mfw anyone who was stuck in the hyper-inflated Gold/Platinum rank from last season is getting sent to their real rating, aka Silver-low or low Gold
>mfw anyone above Diamond doesn't have to worry about getting placed at a lower tier because they're already at an accurate SR
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>>161657727
I acknowledge that I must improve a lot, but I'm upset because my friend who played Rein got a way better rating for the same games.
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>>161656917
Says the one throwing a shitfit over a fictional character's hair. Isn't there something mrope important for you to direct that energy towards?
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>>161657743
>Hair
>"gayposting"
Are you always this easy to trigger or are you just having a bad day?
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>>161654452
I played placement matches where on defense my team would stand by the enemy spawn and get wiped. Lost 5 straight, won the last 5 and barely managed to get Gold ranked. It was fucking rough.
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>>161647036
they should just give bastion his shield back

with sombra around it's not like it doesn't have a counter either
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>>161657743
>You are literally the reason Trump is president.
Shillary supporter identified.
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>>161642523
I did it! I Got out of Plat. Am I good enough to post here now?
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>>161658085

This is a top 500 thread only.
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>>161654080
Just came back to this an hour late, but it deserves a reply

>There are sometimes balance issues, therefore you're not allowed to have fun
>It's easier for me to complain about not having fun than it is for me to find some other way to have fun, because I'm fucking miserable about everything

I'd post that awful "If people say a game isn't fun, the problem is the gamers, not the game" quote, but there are enough people still having fun to just make fun of you.
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How am I supposed to have fun when people are literally willing to waste their ult to kill only me?
>defending Volskaya
>playing Sombra
>drop telelocator on the way to the 2nd point
>shoot at the enemy a bit
>hear Genji drop his ult but no one on my team dies
>take a bit of damage
>teleport out
>instant death
>kill cam is Genji camping my telelocator, using his ult, swinging at nothing, his ult ends, I teleport and he throws shuriken at my head
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>>161658156
if people waste their ult on you alone, you're supposed to have fun because your team should usually be winning
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>>161658085
>Am I good enough to post here now?
Anyone is welcome on here, but just don't expect people to listen to your hero balance ideas unless they're very well thought out.
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>>161657889

Because he did better within the ranking metrics and/or didn't have an falsely inflated rating in the previous season so he got to keep it.
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>introduce sombra to get rid of tank
>the tank meta RISES

blizzard is fucking incompetent
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>>161658227
Sadly not, it was one of those "my team is leaving the point to go attack the enemy on their way to the objective for no reason when the map is literally designed to give us an advantage in fights on and around the objective" episodes
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This is the saddest fucking general I have ever seen.
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>>161655004
It's not hot, it's bad posture aka anterior pelvic tilt.
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>>161658450
why is widowmaker such a fucking trashy thot
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>>161657258
>if youre below 3000, you will rank way lower after placement
>if youre above 3000, you will rank the same or even higher after your placement
>regardless of placement match outcome

Repeat after me:
MAKE THE POOR POORER, MAKE THE RICH RICHER! I LOVE CAPITALIST SR!
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>Have used the young skin on Ana for so long that I sometimes forget her actual character design is an old lady.

It's just too qt.

>>161658410

I think that award goes to the Katawa Shoujo general.
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>>161658387

Double posting in the same thread:

>>161651002

Anon pls...
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would you?
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>>161658564
ksg isn't even this cancer honestly.
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>>161651002
they should have kept the bug with sombra hacking through the shield
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>>161658564
/ksg/, /sc2g/, /tf2g/, etc., are all shit generals

/vg/ was a mistake
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>>161658561
I was 2700 S2 (both current and top), and I placed 2850 after S3 placement matches.
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>>161658706
man if you have a penis that small to fit in there no wonder you like mercy, fag
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>>161653790
Streetpig never lets me down
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>>161658561

>I dont understand how the system works, what metrics it uses but it lowered my score so its a bad system :^(

get fucking deflated into bronze where you belonged lmao
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>3405
>95 until masters

Am I gonna make it bros?


I suspect I am because master is the new diamond
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>>161655502
>Thinking any Pharah buffs would ever do anything when they needed to nerf Jesse "better Sniper than Widowmaker" McCree in order to bring up Soldier's pickrate, but instead they buffed Soldier so he deletes you across the map in 1 second now

I didn't expect spectacular balance out of Overwatch, I knew Blizzard was pretty bad at balancing and they would try a whole new genre for them.... but come on, this is beyond a fucking joke.
You got DPS whose TTK is so low that you might as well just stop existing as anyone but tank, and then you got tanks that got fine survivability but also do everything else really well on top.

Within just half a year, this game has been powercreeped to death already. And despite their pitiful buff attempts, characters like Torb and Symmetra keep falling further and further behind rofl.
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>>161658391
>defense on first point of Hanamura
>be Mercy
>Bastion sets up outside the giant protective gate in the alley to the right, left if you're attacking
>someone else dicking around by enemy spawn looking for a quick kill
>match starts and they're both immediately killed
>"Mercy why didn't you heal me?"
>the rest of the team precedes to lose a 4v6 fight

Why are there players like this in competitive and why do I have to get matched with them?
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>>161658858
Fuck off Star
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>>161658561

>Placed Diamond.
>From Platinum.

Just gotta pull yourself up by the bootstraps. If you work hard you can do anything!
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>>161658848
I havent even played placements yet, you retarded mongoloid. But watching iddqds 8-loss stream last night where he got placed a cozy 50 SR below his S2 highest was enough to prove without a doubt that this shitty system is utter garbage and Blizz can't even get it remotely right.
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>>161658153
>It's easier for me to complain about not having fun than it is for me to find some other way to have fun, because I'm fucking miserable about everything

But that isn't true,. I'm pretty fine with my life. At the end of the day it's a video game. To be honest my initial post was more of a joke, because /owg/ IS full of people complaining a lot.

I bought the game. I installed it on my computer. I play it daily. Obviously I'm getting SOME enjoyment out of it.

>"If people say a game isn't fun, the problem is the gamers, not the game"

Never looked at it that way.
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>>161659042

"I'm" the retard yet you don't understand ranking systems at all
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>>161658387
First off even if Sombra was some cyberpunk Mr. Robot tank rapist, it wouldn't matter cuz you can't just have one fucking tank buster, you need another full gimmick kit character like her, so yeah..

Blizzard is fucking incompetent.
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>>161659179
>herp da durp derp u jus dont undastand

kys, moron.

A ranking system that uses next-to-none uncertainty factor during placement matches, doesn't properly adjust SR downwards on lost placement matches and derives 95% of your rank from your previous rank is utterly fucked.
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>>161658620
Fixed!

I'm awful at photoshop sorry
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>>161655502
>they literally need to hire outside help

What's Riot up to these days?
:^)
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>>161658916
>receives award in frumpy black sweater and jeans
>"tch... aaaaaaaaaaaah"
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Why they changed the whole Junkrat's ult line?
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>>161659439

>I watched one dude play and now I know exactly how it works
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>>161658561
SR isn't currency
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>>161658278
he didn't play any games in S2 after the placements, which we did together and which placed him in 2100. So his rating must've been inflated also.
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>Got placed at 2100
>can't go up because my team refuses to switch to things we need and act like stubborn children
Life is suffering
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>Pharah's entire kit revolves around her flying up high in the sky
>But her best place is behind a Reinhardt shield spamming long range rockets at the enemy and chokes cause they got no distance damage falloff

B L I ZZ A R D
L
I
ZZ
A
R
D

B A L A N C E
A
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A
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C
E
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>>161659551
Some legendary skins have extra or custom voice lines
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>my face when i figured out reapers spray pattern
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>>161659527
At least it was better than the asshole in the VELVET SUIT JACKET with jeans and a god damn tshirt. And on top of all that poor Jeff Kappy had to sit back and watch as this shmuck was handed the award. Seriously, who the fuck was that guy? The CEO of activision or something?
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>>161659746
What if they gave Reinhardt vertical jets so that he could shield flying teammates
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I FINALLY GOT IT
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>>161659798
>mfw I mastered roadhog's spread pattern
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>placed in gold for my 1st comp season
>expect people to know the basics of playing the game such as grouping up is the best way to win
>don't even get that
>my last 4 matches all had drama with dps and healers blaming each other for bad picks or performance

I don't even mind losing but losing when your team members are like this is fucking bullshit.
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>>161659289
Honestly Sombra seems like the type that would rape you and like justify it afterwards.
And then LITERALLY teleport behind you and kill you.
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>>161659870

all the pixel art ones are shit nigga
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>>161659870
>Not getting Sombra's achievements on her release date
You will NEVER be able to memorize Sombra's spray pattern, baka!
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>>161659932
Dont worry, it is the same up until masters. People know the basics but they get worked up and do random shit. It happens less and less as you go up, but its always there.
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>>161659979
I don't care. All I care about is that I got the achievement.
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>>161659764
Oh, so it's skin dependent?

Who else has different ult line when wearing specific skin? I already know Mercy's witch one and revised Hanzo's wolf line
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>trying to download updates on computer i haven't touched in three weeks
>DL decides "uve lose connection to internet :^)" or goes at minimal possible speeds
Are blizzard being DDoSed for winning GOTY or something?
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Who should I watch if I want to play D.Va?

Like I used to watch fat fuck Taimou and since I mimiced what he did my McCree got really good.
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>tfw was gold last season but rose to plat
>tfw plat this season

Given that Blizz have moved more people down to gold and silver, does this mean I actually belong in plat?
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>>161659098
You probably shouldn't look at it that way, though. It comes across as kind of a garbage excuse not to make any changes to things that might be misbalanced.

Obviously OW isn't perfect, but compared to some of the broken heroes in LoL this far into development I'd say it's relatively balanced. High-end competitive players are going to pick anyone that gives them even a 1% advantage - that doesn't mean "Nobody's playing McCree because he's broken compared to 76", just that comp players will do whatever they can to get the tiniest advantage. I still main F tier Pharah and Junkrat because they're fun.
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>>161658274
buff junk
literally anything SOMETHING
thought well enough?
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>>161659805
that gif comes close but not quite enough to represent my dislike and disgust of what I watched
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>>161658984
Can I get out of Gold in solo queue? Can I place higher than Gold playing solo?
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>>161660119
Ah ah ahhh!!! You gotta post your rank for all 3 seasons, most played heroes in them as well as your birth certificate and 2 other forms of ID. THEN maybe you'll be cleared to talk about junkrat buffs within 2-4 months depending on how clogged up our system is.
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>>161660283

I got out of Gold in solo queue from 2300ish.

Currently at a nice comfy 2600
>>
I've never played a competitive match in my life. I only play Quick Play.
I do change my character based on team needs, but to goofy things like Winston if we need a tank.
The most fun I've had in this game was fucking Lucioball.

Please don't hate me, /owg/ ;_;
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>>161660361
>having fun
>not playing ranked and getting tilted everyday
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>>161660361
Isn't Winston a viable choice if the enemy has a cancerous as fuck Genji or any other agile hero, though?
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>>161660052
Yeah and then you're in masters and it's largely people who are bored of the game because they don't find it challenging, who make retarded picks, try to be "friendly" by waving a the enemy and never shooting them, or wasting their ult to taunt someone they just killed.
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Is ranking up easier now? Or is it because I have win streaks?

I went from 2400 SR to 2700 SR in one sitting a few hours.
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>>161660086
As far as Ultimates specifically I think that's all. It varies quite a bit overall, some only get one or two extra while a few like wolf Hanzo practically swap out everything
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>>161660429
Good for you man, its ok not to want to play comp lol. There are plenty of people who should stop but continue doing so anyway.
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>>161660471
>le "Winston counters Genji" meme

Oh, my sweet summer child...
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>>161659870
Does EMP count towards that? I'm normally claiming healthpacks and doing raids
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I don't mean to be rude but what purpose does Winston serve?
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>>161660581
Probably both. So far my wins have been giving me 45SR while losses only knock off 20 or so.
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>There is literally no way to be good with all heroes in this game because all of them require vastly different mouse sensitivities
>Sticking to one sens and maining McCree/Soldier/Ana is the only feasible way to get a good rank

lmao this game.
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I've stopped giving a shit about comp

I'm going to instalock mcree every game and practice my aim until I get a gold gun and then leave
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>>161660101
d.va is a lot easier than mccree in terms of skill. All you need is some map awareness to know flanking routes to get possible bastions/torbs/healers without the rest of the team noticing you.
Aim for the head as much as you can both inside and outside the mech.
Don't be afraid of getting close with your defense matrix up.
Don't press and hold DM, do it on small bursts even to negate ultimates.
Incase you can't flank, stay behind the rein and extend his shield duration by popping DM in bursts.

Other than that is pretty much get better at tracking enemies at close range, you sure want to fly in, take out the enemy healer and fly out before people notice you.
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do you know why i play on xbox? because the game actually fair on that platform, for everyone.

xbox: everyone has the same hardware
>perfectly fair, only skill decides the outcome of a match

pc:
>buy expensive mouse with perfect sensor, buy expensive mechanical keyboard with mx clear switches, buy expensive nvme m.2 ssd (so you always load in faster and can instalock your main), pay for expensive 100/100 internet connection for perfect ping, buy expensive 144hz monitor with g-sync and ulmb, buy expensive 7.1 audio system
>get an instant competitive advantage over people too poor for that stuff
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>>161660638
>"Winston doesn't counter Genji" meme
Fąm...
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>>161660683
I did it with hacking (rightclick) only as they are counted separately in the tab menu/scoreboard.

Not 100% sure on that though.
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>>161660361
Literally play anyone you want. That is how you truly have fun. I don't care if we lose, I don't care if you cry about it, I don't care about your feelings.

I'm having fun, and no one can stop me. I paid money for this game I can play it how I want

>inb4 arrogant asshole.

maybe so, but I don't fuck around when I play. I do realize it's a team game. It's just I'm gonna play the hero I want to play when I wanna play it. I'm not settling into some role I don't wanna fucking fill just for the sake of MAYBE winning and completely taking away the whole reason I bought the video game, fucking entertainment.
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>>161660834
>100/100 internet connection for perfect ping

I know this is pasta but this gets me everytime.
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>>161660816
>Thinks he'll get comp points after getting banned from the season for being a rage quitting twat
Aww, poor guy. Can't handle the pressure of comp?
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>>161660834
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>>161660834
>buy expensive nvme m.2 ssd (so you always load in faster and can instalock your main)
I always instalock hanzo on my 5400rpm hard disk.

git gud
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We won game of the year. Where are our free loot boxes?
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>>161661010
It was a temp ban for leaving one game

It's already expired
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turns out, little monkey fella
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>>161661098
We have to pay for them
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>pushing the escort
>nearly there
>enemy team goes to three tanks, the two most cancerous DPS, and Lucio
>stonewalled to defeat

Ugh. Posting IRL Zarya to calm myself.
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>>161660784
Can you not set up hero specific sensitivities?
t. Console shitter
you can on console, bitch
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>>161661135
They eventually turn into a permaban from the season. Also, player reports speed up the process.
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>>161661197
I wish she was this hot in game
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>>161661197
I would ogon po her gotovnosti, if you know what I am saying
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Does anyone here actually play on the console?

How do you feel about not being able to turn around properly and having a computer do all the important aiming for you?

It must be so fucking easy to get flanking kills because nobody can snap turn around to shoot you back lmao
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>>161660834
>implying I didn't buy a premium Mad Catz controller to shit on scrubs with the basic Xbox controller
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>>161661267
It's only a season ban if you're regarded enough to get banned consecutively. If you go a few games without another ban it resets
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>>161660843
Ok thanks anon, I find I can normally build EMP pretty quickly so I might check for sure
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>>161661162
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>>161661197
>pushing the escort
i'd love to 'push' an escort, if you catch my drift
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>>161661339
I think the turning is more realistic, but then I think bunny hopping and crouch spam ruin realism too. You can turn well enough. Depends on your sensitivity.

You can turn aim assist off, and should, it's really not any use at all because it won't actually aim for you, just randomly drag your cross hairs to track *near* a target if they move very quickly (Genji's dash, Tracer's blink etc). It's rarely ever actually helpful, and PC faggots act like aim is impossible with a controller, pro tip: it isn't.
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>>161660471
winston is a viable choice whenever your healers arent potato, but he only works vs low health classes
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>>161660736
Dive comp? Although the amount of play D.Va has been seeing kinda pushes him out.
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>>161661532
Hahaha fuck, that got me
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Do you prefer G-Sync or ULMB for pwning poorfags?

ULMB is objectively superior, though it really rapes your brightness, that's why I prefer G-Sync.
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>>161661212
You can but it won't help cause it fucks up your muscle memory really hard.
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>>161661282
I find Zarya very attractive, such a cute face. And her voice, mmmm.
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>>161661339
I play on PS4 because I have satellite internet and can only play at a friend's house. It's great playing Tracer because nobody can keep up. Can't play Widow for shit though
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>>161649762
>who is the most epic meme streamer?
moonmoon
>who is "literally our guy"???
harbleu

now go away
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My favorite heroes in the game are Pharah, Ana, Reinhardt and Soldier 76

What does this say about me?
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>>161660736
Disruption mostly, when you come across a more organised set up he can split them apart. People joke about the tickle gun but it still sucks to be on the receiving end of it

Most tanks are there to 'make space', Winston even has a bubble to help him do that, to keep him going and so his team can move in
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>tfw to intelligent too put helmet on my forehead
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>>161661961
You like the basics?
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>>161661961
it says ur a lil bitch boi
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>>161658984
Was your SR last season close to Diamond?
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>>161661197
>posting IRL Zarya to calm myself.

that girl is fat and has 0 muscles
it's a disgrace to compare her to someone like Zarya who is built strong

t. /fit/izen
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>>161662023
How would people see your wicked cool scar though?
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>>161661435
Sometimes my team doesn't have the right comp and doesn't listen to me when I tell them to change, though.

Why should I be punished for being forced to play with people that aren't as good as me?
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>Centipede!
What did she mean by this
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>>161661840
Come one man we both know her in game model isn't that curvy or non-man looking.
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>>161660616
Why is it Lucio-Oh's and not Luciohs
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When you get queued with Tazzerk
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>have a leaver
>says that you can leave after 1 min without punishment
>still lose rank

What did blizzard mean by this?
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>Torbjörn will never be viable
>his turret can't even hold off a single flanker
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>>161662758
You can drop the meme that he is bad now. He is almost 4k.
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>>161662640
>I can't tell if something is a man or woman

Looks female to me. Face, tits, etc. Of course I'm not someone who thinks anime moeblobs with mega milk are what all things female should look like.
>>
>Lijiang
>up 2-0
>lose one round
>Lucio switches to Junkrat without saying or typing anything
>forced to go Lucio myself
>we lose the next round because we had a Junk playing into a Pharah and a Soldier who can't kill shit
>lose next round even though he switched back because my team didn't push in at all

It's like this game wants me to lose. For every winstreak I get, I get an attack Symmetra or a retarded Junkrat "main" who doesn't understand good team comp. Every single fucking time.
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>>161662978
He was 3k and only got to 4k cause of placements
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>>161662868
His turret has an insane range though
you could put it way behind the choke as they try to get through and it will most likely get them
but yeah the turret is pathetically flimsy
>>
Penis sizes by hero:

Junkrat: long, dirty but rather thin
Roadhog: short but thick
Torbjörn: short but somewhat thick
Lucio and McCree: somewhat big all around
Soldier and Reaper: average
Hanzo: quite short but moderately thick
Genji: small
Winston: small gorilla dick
Reinhardt: largest dick, but has to use viagra
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>>161663045
He was 3k because he only played his placement matches in S2.
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>>161663049
>you put the turret really far away
>enemy shoots it with Widowmaker or Pharah
>it instantly dies
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>>161662764
They meant you won't get suspended.
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>>161660683
It does.
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>>161663049
>>161663178
Even soldier can kill the turret in 1 sec now, it's pathetic.

I regularly see molten core'd turrets go down in 2 sec now.
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>tfw real name is فريحة
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>>161662981
Not what I said or implied. The woman you, or whomever is currently posting other than the hair does not have anywhere close to the body and build of the game model of Zarya.

That's not really debatable. Like..look. Not sure why you're being intentionally dense, or you really just misunderstood me.
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>>161653790
Typically I'm a Mei main, but who I'm most valuable as and know how to play the best is D.va
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>>161660086
Junkenstein says "get ready for a shock", instead of "fire in the hole" as well.
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>>161662741
Because Blizzard.
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How the fuckerino did Overwatch get Game of the Year?

I mean it's an okayish game, if you don't play it every single day, but Game of the Year? Ah well at least its better Dragon Age: Inquisition.
>>
Is 76 good enough now to lock-in at will or does McCree still poo-poo pepe all over him?
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>>161663713
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN MY LATEST CREATION
>>161660086
Winston also says "Sorry for DIVING in" when he has the undersea skins
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>>161662278
>Why should I be punished for being forced to play with people that aren't as good as me?
Just because they're assholes does not mean that you are actually better at the game than they are. After all, your rank is your rank. But go ahead and tell us all how you're really just a poor Grand Master stuck in a Bronze's body.
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>>161663953
Because it's an opinion. One, surprisingly enough, you don't have to agree with.
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>>161663953
goty is a huge meme
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>egypt
>attacking last point
>enemy team has a spamrat and mei
>1-0
>we do the same
>1-1
>draw

Fucking shit map.
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>>161663713
Didn't that only really begin with the Halloween skins? Besides Hanzo, I don't recall any of the legendary skins have any special voice-lines
>>
this game is much better when the comp people get their own space and fuck off from quick play.
>>
How does the main screen chat work? Does it throw you into a room with like 30 other people or something, and then like there will be another group of 30 on the menu in like a different server?

Cuz for a game so popular the main menu general is eerily quiet...
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>>161663534
You're the one saying Zarya isn't "woman enough", I'm saying she's still a woman and that's what matters. Personally I like women with muscle.
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>>161653790
The closest I come to maining anybody is Junkrat, but if I really want to win I tend to go Lucio.
>tfw POTG on top of win
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>>161663953
Be honest, how many games that came out this year are actually worth that title?
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>>161664165
Mercy's legendaries.
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>>161664216
Fair enough mate. Sorry for the confusion.
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>>161664059
That's like saying that a stick figure made by a kid is as good as a fresco by Michelangelo. People who say that you cannot have objective truths in these matters are retards. Overwatch is a very solid game in its genre (tf2 format), if you think it's not good then it's a reflection of you not liking this genre or alternatively having undeveloped taste.
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>>161664178
Now if only Blizzard could stop mixing every possible skill level together.
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>>161664380
Oh yeah.
Hardly ever use them outside of the Summer Games skin, so I forgot. Wish some others had some unique voice-lines, young Reaper and 76 would be interesting.
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>>161663953
Pretty much this >>161664345
I can't think of another game released this year that's really worthy of goty. Overwatch just turned out to be the best okay game this year.
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>>161663961
Seems good enough now and if you're lower down in rating he could be the better choice since since each missed shot on McCree seems to hurt your team more.
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>>161664218
>maining Junkrat
>guys i spam pipes at chokepoints and pray they roll on someone
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>>161664423
>People who say that you cannot have objective truths in these matters are retards

Right but, If I say I like Overwatch and state reasons why.
And someone else says they fucking hate it and explain why.

One of us isn't definitely wrong or right. Are you suggesting otherwise? Cuz that's fine, I just kind of disagree with that line of thinking. But I'm willing to admit maybe I'm looking at it wrong.

In my scenario are you suggesting I'm correct and that whoever said it's a shit game is a dipshit essentially?
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>>161662747
The best view is blue.
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>>161653790
Ana. I always get compliments from dps healers for keeping them alive in situations where they were completely fucked, land ridiculous sleeps too. Too bad that I can't really dictate a win or loss as much as her though
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>tfw female gamers have higher ranks than you
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>>161664345
none of them. But even then I think Overwatch is an excellent game and would deserve the goty even if there were better contenders. There hasn't been a single outstanding goty nominee ever since Journey won the title anyway. They were all either mediocre, ok, or outright abysmal
>>
>>161653790
>>161653790
>people having mains

What the fuck..no wonder you're all in Bronze., You idiots realize you're supposed to switch characters during a match, right., fuckfaces?
>>
>>161664753
*DPS/Tanks
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>>161664813
If i sucked dicks for money i would be playing OW all day too.
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>>161664681
Depends on why they hate it, overwatch is not a bad game by any measure so any valid reason boils down to them not liking the genre or being butthurt about something minor. For an example I don't like mobas and will not touch them but I still don't think they are necessarily bad.
>>
>>161664813
If it makes you feel better, though I imagine you won't believe me, I'm of the female variety and I am absolute garbage. But hey, so are other people. That's how I try to look at it. I know I'm not the bottom of the barrel worse.
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>>161648407
I- I think Mercy is fun
>>
Does the announcer have a line if you get a septuple kill or more?
>>
>>161664878
You know even pros have mains. Heroes they spend the most amount of time playing. Most of them main Genji. Unless you're a tranny like Kitty, then you play Ana
>>
>>161664957
>>161664423
What's your thoughts on the game balance currently?
I mean you don't think shit like Sombra is okay, do you?
>>
>>161664640
He's fun though. And I do try to actually help instead of just mindlessly spamming chokes.
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Guess where I placed?
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Who is the most American hero?
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>>161665061
*I think mercy is fun after the match

Fixed for you.
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>>161664447
That was very good, you need to be more cheeky with your celebrations though.
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>>161665178
No, I actually have fun playing Mercy. I like healing people and making them better. It brings me a sense of joy
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>>161648407
I enjoy Ana, Mercy and Lucio quite a bit. I like playing them every now and then as change of pace. The game offers a lot in terms of diversity in playstyles.
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>>161665169
~2800
>>
>>161665169
Low Gold?
>>
>>161665171
Torbjorn
>>
>>161664878
Actually, switching every other time you die is idiotic. You lose your ult charge and can seesaw your initial team dynamic
>>
>>161665151
Some classes are underpowered but the game is still fun

The balance will probably improve regarding the shittiest heroes but it will be nearly impossible to balance everything perfectly
>>
>>161665171
>americans
not american plugs, not a picture of americans
>>
I reached Diamond today, what happens if I stop playing? because it says that I can lose points after 7 days so what I need to know if I will go down to platinum if I stop playing or I will stay on diamond even with inactivity.
>>
>>161665169
3530
>>
>>161663953
What other games actually came out this year?

Battlefield Lel?
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>>161665278
2889

Over 300 points more than last season placements, and I stomped. This season I deliberately played like a retard and threw games with friends... and I still place higher. Good job, Blizzard.

>>161665287
Unfortunately not
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>>161665362
You'll drop down to 3000
>>
>>161665250
Who deserved that potg was zarya though.
>>
>>161665362
The lowest you'll go is to 3000 and the decay stops there.
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>>161664813
>female
>rank 3660
>guy in my team : don't lose hope! I hear that there's one girl in top 500!
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>>161645584
It's not if you don't play this useless bitch mercy
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>get silver dmg and elims as Zen consistently
>keep losing in spite of carrying
>also leavers

Sitting at 4 wins and 11 losses now

r8
>>
reminder that d.va is a better winston and there is literally no reason to pick the monkey
>>
>>161665497
It doesn't count if you were born male, anon
>>
>>161665470
Zarya always gets shafted when it comes to POTG, they mentioned something sbout POTG 2.0 that involved more than one person.
>>
>>161665151
Sombra at this point currently is stand out bad. Like even Symmetra and Mercy have their uses, I have NEVER seen a team with Sombra on it win when my team was even half competent.

She needs adjusting bad, she isn't "tank buster" at fucking all. Other squishys can crush her with ease.
>>
>>161665461
>>161665485
Oh so I will stay diamond no matter what, right?
>>
>>161665169
OI hope it's somewhere high so I can feel better when I go to do mine.
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>>161665613
Go watch IDDQD play Sombra
>inb4 well of course a pro is going to be good with her!
Then she isn't bad, you're just using her wrong.
>>
>>161665171
Bastion. He's a walking gun
>>
>>161665497
Oh yeah the big butt girl in top 500
>>
>>161665461
>>161665485
And if I am Masters and I stop playing, will decay stop at 3500 or 3000?
>>
>>161665613
she doesn't tank bust because she does 80 dps against armor and has a minimal chance to deal headshots with her spread
>>
Do you guys play solo or with a team?

Which hero do you prefer for each circumstance?
>>
>>161665997
>>161665997
>>161665997

new thread
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>>161665643
Yeah

>>161666013
3000
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>>161665171
Thats actually not that stupid...no one died did they?

Okay nvm it's pretty fucking dumb..
>>
>>161656917
>Masculine == short
Remember vikings, knights, crusaders, barbarians (such as conan) and LITERALLY EVERY CHAMPION OF HISTORY?
Most of them had long hair.
Long hair is a symbol for being vital, powerful, and free.
Slaves were always bald, by the way. Not because of a cancer therapy, it served symbolic purposes.
That has changed a bit before the industrial era, when everyone became capitalist dicksuckers for Goldbach and Rosenthal.
Now they say it's "manly" to wear the slave look while they laugh their asses off.
It was the same dick move as convincing americans to get circumsized. It only serves symbolic purpose, because, in the tora, jews had promised god to cut the foreskins of them _and their servants off_.

It's just subtly fucking with cultures for shits and giggles.
>>
Man, Zarya + Reinhardt/D. Va is a formidable defense. Won several games doing that.
>>
>>161666520
Rein and D.va both provide good soak for damage, and Zarya is a fantastic co-tank with her bubbles. I main Rein and Zarya and am seeing great success so far this season.
>>
>>161665171
>>161665361
every goddamn time
>>
Guys, I haven't played since the day before the season started.

Is Zen still pharah's and DVA's worst nightmare?

Is Reinhardt still a living wrecking ball with a barrier in front of it?

Is sombra still fucking useless or did she get some faster/shorter ability animations/durations, at least?
>>
>>161666736
>tfw I was there when this shit showed up first and after lots of typical 4tard analysis, came to the result that that's a result of german engineering
>I am german
>Every god damn time I remember that I have to share a country with these idiots
>>
>>161665756
pros could use synmetra effectively too, that doesn't mean nothing was wrong with her. This argument is fucking retarded
>>
>>161665169
>>161665439
At this point I am hoping Blizzard will ask us to forget about this mess and rollback ranks for S3. The system is shitting out SR this season.
>>
>>161666287
The shaved look became manly because militaries started ordering soldiers to shave to prevent the spread of lice and shit around the time when people started understanding something about basic hygiene (in the 20th century).
>>
>>161666287
wow i thought i was on pol for a sec. you're right, though.
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>>161667251
you have to share your country with fucking refugee shits too. I feel sorry for you.
>>
>>161645919
>>161645919
But not you nor your shit friends aren Taimbot, he is still a shit tier character.

That I love to shit allover with Winston.
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>>161668231
there are only refugees in germany now
the natives all electrocuted themselves
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>>161668064
I didn't intend to go scarlet-redpill conspiracy get-your-tinfoil-ready degree, as I said, it's just shits and giggles.
Cultures have always fucked with one another, just because jews are better at it doesn't mean literally all of their successes serve conspiracist purposes.

But anyways, you're right, this is /vg/ and not /pol/, and I came here to talk about overwatch.
Just thought an off-topic post in a dying thread wouldn't be too bad.
>>
>tfw there will never be Lucio x Zarya art
>the lithe Brazilian stud will never make babies with the powerful Russian matron
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>>161649109
>Lucio
>buff

lolno
>>
>>161669165
But lucio is probably a harem kinda guy, just like his skillset
He sidebangs literally all of the characters who are willing.
"Sidebangs" because this idea shall not disrupt any shippings.
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>>161669360
Lucio is having sex with EVERYONE. He don't care what equipment you have.
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>>161669496
Lucio has no genitals
his entire lower half has been replace with machine parts
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>>161669595
Nah, just his legs. The metal around his hips is to keep his 11" anaconda bound and at bay around all the lovely ladies and hunky dudes.
>>
How does Lucio's dreads work? Is it a fucking cap on them? Are his dreads not hair but actually speakers?
>>
>>161670497
He has a tentacle monster living on his head that disguises itself as hair.
>>
Everyone die and fail to respawn?
>>
new thread goty edition pls
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>>161674023
No they moved to a new thread because can't post without pictures son
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>>161642686
welcome to anything lower than low diamond
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>>161645597
I want her to whip me with her grappling hook
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>>161653790
i have a crap ton of hours on mccree but if we absolutely positively need to win then i switch to soldier
>>
>placed Plat last season
>placed Gold this season
>already climbed to Plat
the climb is on, bois
>>
Four threads now huh
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