game is a fucking piece of shit but hey atleast we got a new koth map!
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Previous thread: >>161460383
im gay and i play overwatch
WHERE
IS
OASIS
REAL WIDESCREEN SUPPORT WHEN
Space is fun
Kerbal is fun
Squad is fun
What are good mouse sensitivity settings in the game options? Mind you I don't have no gaming mouse so that's all I can change.
>>161488864
Never.
>have 1500 gold
>buy cyberspace sombra, emote and highlight
>remember that Christmas skins will be 3000 coins per skin
WHAT DID I JUST DO?!
nerf ult charge by a further 30%
>>161488864
never ever, Blizz would probably say something like "more information gives an advantage to players with high resolutions"
Why do I love Widowmaker so much? It's pretty simple when I think about it. Widowmaker isn't just the best hero in overwatch, she might be the future Queen of Waifus Just imaging her grappling through the sands of Anubis, the wind in her hair, her mighty rifle with her. As she grapples through the objectives, the men swoon at her very scent. They know how she smells, the essence of her smell is sold in the blizzard store under the the name of "Blueberry pie scent". The very nature of Widowmaker is mystery. could she be playing a deeper game than even her creator realizes? The answer is yes, she has transcended such boundaries as the written world, and has free will to do whatever she sees fit. However, Widowmaker is filled with such guile, such french smugness that she does not even use these powers. Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the Widowmaker is not one that is easily penetrated. Widowmaker is such a force of nature in her realm that nothing can truly touch her, the only thing keeping her bound to the game at all is her will to exist within the preordained boundaries of her world. Widowmaker is not only beyond the comprehension of us, she exists within a plane of true focus and beauty. Observe her smug smile, her gorgeous and rippling ass, her cute nose, and most importantly, her eyes. Her eyes, like pools of saffron, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of Widowmaker. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt. Widowmaker is not just a character, a formless collection of words and images, she is herself is the binding that holds the saga together. Without Widowmaker, the entire game, the entirety of Blizzard as we know it crumbles. The temple of anubis would freeze without Widowmaker, Eichenwalde would become a desolate crater, Ecopoint: Antarctica would melt without her frosty gaze. These are just of a few of the reasons why I like Widowmaker so much
What would you rate the new map?
Goddammit, Quickplay sucks. It is just a giant waste of time for people want to win, because all the shittiest SR 2000 players pick characters they don't know how to play, do absolutely nothing, and I'm stuck with gold elims as support.
Posting the cutest image I've ever seen in this general.
Australian Thunderdome map with hazards when?
>>161489009
I'm not even gonna bother.
Here's your (You).
Holy shit guys they buffed Sombra! Look she is good now!
>>161488965
Legendary rates are higher during events, don't worry.
It's pretty stupid to waste coins on them.
Amélie Lacroix
Christmas loot SOON.
serious question:
you people that do not goto the objective at the start of the match, what are you doing? do you not realize that you are making half your team fight their entire team? and shitting up the reinforcement timing for the entire match?
Why are there not many tankslut/dpsslut games?
What should Widowmaker's Wintermas skin be? I think Ice Queen would be nice.
>>161489184
Finally based blizzard.
>>161488741
why does nobody ever post the fucking discord, no wonder this shit is always dead
>>161489249
You go to the enemies and not to the objective.
>Playing with diamond/masters/a few plat shitters
>Ilios map, first one Ruins, second one Lighthouse
>Picking Widowmaker
>Literally everyone on my team going rampage sperging around
>Enemy supports constantly dead, same as their shitty memecree
>After the match ended the enemy team says "You were carried by that widowmaker" just after our roadhog started to spam "gg izi"
Jesus christ, how is there so many retards playing this game? Widowmaker is actually good IF YOU KNOW HOW TO USE IT RETARDS.
It doesn't matter how many shitters you kill, is the QUALITY OF THE PICKS what's matter. If you constantly shit on the supports and the enemy DPS then you're doing your job as Widowmaker.
LEARN
TO
PLAY
RETARDS
Or go back to League of Leguends to keep sperging there like the braindead monkeys you are.
>>161488864
Blizzard is mentally ill, backwards, and overly self-important so don't expect your feedback to count.
That is unless of course your feedback is that the low frequency of Sombra's gun sound triggers you.
>>161489249
naw bro trust me
I'm going around and buttfucking them
if they turn around to deal with me you can buttfuck them
it's perfect
How do you counter the Bastion/Rein/Ana combo
>>161489357
>IF YOU KNOW HOW TO USE IT
Not really. You can bodyshot all day now.
CHRISTMAS SKINS WHEN?
>>161489425
but its always always always me vs 2-3 of them while you dick around in some offlane vs nobody
>>161489481
next tuesday
>>161489456
all in the bastion
>>161489481
The 6th or 13th
>>161489494
You're a big boy
You can handle it
I believe in you
the 6v6 matchmaking format means that there's really no way to just have a relaxing game where you muck about like TF2 or battlefield
somebody in the match is always taking it super seriously and REEEEE-ing when you're not topping the scoreboard when you're just trying to drink some sugary drinks and chill out
I intend to start reminding everyone every day that Soldier 76 is a good dad.
>>161489464
But that gives you a 50/50 chance of doing your job, if you're consistent with the Headshots then you have 100% of chances of doing what you're supposed to do.
Anyway the point is still there, people who don't understand mechanics are the ones who complaint about Widowmaker, especially the retards who has no idea how to AIM or at least played games like CS 1.6 or Quake with railguns,
Take some butt.
>>161489250
I don't know. I wish it was more popular than it was
>>161489625
>trying to drink some sugary drinks
Nice diabeetus, Americunt
>>161489625
Isn't QP supposed to be a mode where you can fuck around and chill?
I have $300 ready for the christmas loot boxes. So hyped.
So what do you guys think of the new map?
Been trying to improve with playing Ana. She has a pretty good ability combo set and it helps she's a healer. Any tips for playing as her?
>>161490008
Aim.
>>161489949
>wasting all those money for shitty cosmetics that you can get by just playing
fucking retards
>>161489891
Lolno not when they put in the shitty hero limit now its hurr go to arcade man :^) im trying to practice for comp :^)
>>161489891
I think just last thread there were people getting salty over people not going full tryhard in QP
Every other QP game I join has people whining, at somebody else, so
>>161490008
always lands your sleep darts
always go for cheeky sleep darts
press tab and see who has ult before using your ult
>>161489625
I feel you my good man.
I used to love playing as a BLU attack engineer with a friend or two in 12v12 or 16v16 payload servers.
Put the teleporters up, place our sentries and dispensers at comfy spots and then just spam goofy voice lines, taunt and bash in the occasional RED spy's heads in. Chill times.
>can't oneshot combo as hog
I have 60%+ hook accuracy but rarely OS my target, even squishies. Any tip ?
>>161489971
It's pretty nice.From my short experience looks like it will be good for Symmetra, there is a lot of places to hide shield generator. Also her improved range makes her pretty effective against Genji in tight spaces
>>161490161
Thanks mate. Love getting that sleep dart to healing/damage grenade on a Roadhog and him trying to heal
>>161488965
I pretty much have every skin I want so now I have over 40 unopened loot boxes last time Ichecked.
Fat Russian mommy
post yfw
>HELDEN STERBEN NICHT
>>161490094
You poor bro? You sound poor.
>>161490008
Don't waste blind firing your sleepdart into chokes thinking "lets see if it hits anyone."
Use it smart.
>>161490215
Don't move. Only Ana survives.
>>161490215
Aim for the center mass so all your pellets hit. M2 Ana since she's bugged and won't get close. Don't expect to OS tanks. Always expect to OS Torb and deal 50%+ on other Highwayboars
>>161490368
>fat
zarya is a stronk muscular herculean woman do not call fat
>>161488965
Im still trying to decide wether I should save my coins for christmas or wait for the summer ones to come around again.
Want a torb skin so bad, but also want the thong tracer
>>161490448
She's been bulking
>>161490008
pretend you're the end from MGS3
>>161490420
>>161490425
Cool. I thought i was supposed to aim for the head to land HS.
>M2 Ana since she's bugged and won't get close
Explains a lot.
Anyway Hog is really cool after all, I hated him when i started playing. You're feeling slow and heavy.
>>161490561
So fall asleep from boredom?
>>161490448
yiff in hell furfag
Lucio beta damage back when? (20 instead of 16)
Let the poor gun defend himself better, he has been nerfed again and again since release.
>>161490810
how can it be screeching if it's inaudible
>>161490008
heal me
>>161490805
No, sit in one spot for a week and then die of old age after nobody comes
>>161490845
inaudible to faggots
>pertinent remark about the matchmaking in QP
>>161490008
Heal. I'm dead serious. I've seen a shit ton of Ana's simply focusing more on attacking than healing.
>>161490971
you too
How am I supposed to test Oasis when the map doesn't load?
>>161488864
you can adjust your fov
>>161490008
You are a healer first and foremost, don't just go to the front line like a stupid noob trying to kill that genjo
Why does the enemy team always have
Reinhardt
Junkrat spam
Coordination
Why does my team never have
Reinhardt
Junkrat spam
Coordination
I'm not even kidding. In my last 20 games I've never had a rein.
Also why are everyone I get matched with level 99 with 3 little stars? Are the few people who still play obsessed?
>>161491092
her gun feels too good and you get the PEEuuw draining sound every time you land a hit
>>161490821
And yet he gets the job done and cannot be outhealed even when played by scrubs.
Just M1 + punch + blast, it gets 3/4 of squishies life if you get a few headshots.
He also stalls the shit out of the payloads, that's make him so fucking satisfying sometimes, and keeps me interested in playing with him. The blast is the key, not the M1.
So i'm ok with him being where he is now.
>>161491203
>Junkrat spam
When wil it disappear ffs
This is just as annoying as a full on faggot mei
On average, who should I be outhealing/getting outhealed by when I'm ana? Am I not pulling my weight if I have silver healing when a lucio has the gold?
>>161491318
It would have more value if each hero impact was measured too.
Only Misfits used Widow and she had considerable value.
>>161491132
Play with your friends in custom match :^)
>>161491365
>full on faggot mei = STER
>???
>>161491225
HEAL FIRST
>>161490369
>>161491369
It depends on the enemy comp. If they're shitting out AOE damage, Lucio will sometimes outheal you cleaning up all the trash damage, but generally you should always be number one because your heal rate is insane.
>>161491369
Low ranks, Lucio will probably be the only one to out heal you, unless Zen gets some really good ults. Higher ranks when Lucio's mainly have speed on, you should always out heal.
>>161490821
Last time they increased someone's damage by a few points, that hero went from 0% pick rate to top tier. And Lucio is already top tier.
>Widowmaker's ultimate will never be a 100 feet spray where she jumps and spins around releasing farts, like reapers ult but massive
>>161491241
I know anon, I know. I play fuckton of Lucio, I know everything about him.
My fear is that one day Blizzard may decide that Lucio had enough of that sweet pickrate and nerf his songs into oblivion and buff nothing about him, thinking this will make him "kind of viable" from "100% pick" while in truth it would destroy him completely since he would then excel at nothing and be dead weight.
I can kind of see this happening, god forbid, first they nerfed his speed amp it up, then his heal amp it up, and they changed nothing else. Yes, nerfing those may be a good step in reducing his "mandatory-ness" but you have to give him back to compensate, otherwise he becomes garbage.
I'd may be ok with it if they gave him some more offensive capabilities if they are so set on nerfing his songs. Like a full auto fire mode on speed mode, or increased damage, or no cooldown on boops.
So wait, is Oasis live now?
>>161491523
I tried to make a custom game alone to explore the map. Does the map only load if you have more than 1 people or what?
>>161491872
Just the PTR but the PTR seems rather fucked since not long after it went up yesterday.
>>161491908
PTR servers are in US. I think they are just overloaded now
I get triggered so easy in this xD game:
Immortal Genji, reflect meme, infinite dash meme.
1HKO Roadcuck
Zarya DPS
Hanzo RNG
Mei skill based gameplay
Soldier aimbot
And she's back in the game!
>It's a "your team clearly plays better for 5 minutes but then loses because of one well coordinated push" episode
>>161491867
Don't be a little bitch. Symmetra shield got nerfed to oblivion but it was necessary.
>tfw you figure out zenyattas spray pattern
>>161492125
>One well coordinated push from the enemy
>Your team plays better
One of these is not like the other.
>>161492036
All other maps worked just fine.
>>161491872
There was a live version patch but the only things in it were some bug fixes
>>161492163
>tfw you figure out d.va's spray pattern
>>161492225
Weird
>hyperautistic widow in every QP match
>>161492106
Back in the dumpster*
>>161489097
Where should people practice characters they don't know?
>>161491369
>>161491693
Furthermore, if you're not number one in healing you're doing one (or probably all) of three things incorrectly:
1) positioning incorrectly which is getting you killed/not have line of sight to your team
2) aiming badly and generally being a shitter
3) on a stupid fucking junkrat/mei/roadhog team comp that's relying on you to take out the widow/phara that's completely shitting on everyone while they run in one by one
>zarya uses ult
>pulls in their team
>reinhardt uses his ult on them
>no effect
why do reinhardts always do this
im in diamond and they still do this in comp
>>161492106
Tracer is a slag
>when you figure out Reinhardt's spray pattern just right
I FEEL ALIVE
>>161492163
>tfw you figure out hammer down spray pattern
>>161492347
>posting smurfs
Why is this allowed?
>>161492161
And then she got a rework to compensate for it. My boy Lucio got nothing.pls gib his damage back
>>161492347
>>161492694
manific
Who is your least played Hero and why?
Mine is Bastion (cuz cancer and boring) and Symmetra (just boring and most of the time useless)
>>161492850
Hanzo. Completely boring to just sit and spam arrows down a chokepoint.
>>161489494
The maps are full of chokes. If you were actually up the front fighting you would be able to keep them pushed back for as long as possible.
Instead your own team has a weakened frontline because you're up the back twiddling your thumbs. Well yeah the other team isn't gonna have much trouble busting that up so then you have to deal with whoever is left on your own.
You have to occupy as much space infront of the objective as possible instead of waiting until they get there and hoping they don't win in a 6v6.
>>161492936
I tend to change position a lot while playing Hanzo but yeah that kind of play it just really boring
>>161492850
Sombra, but that has more to do with her being new. Should I have adjusted for that?
>>161492106
>freckles
HNNNNNGGGGG
https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1491521&p=51448500&viewfull=1#post51448500
Torbjörn is confirmed to get a santa skin.
>>161492850
0 minutes on sombra
i played her a lot in ptr, she's fucking trash
>>161492850
widow
>>161492850
Lucio (cause I prefer Mercy or Ana)
Symmetra (I just can't get into using her)
Hanzo (prefer using widowmaker)
>Kill someone as Zenyatta
>"Reflect upon your actions"
Holy shit, I don't think there's any other line in this game that has made me laugh harder than this. The delivery of it is great. Why is Zenyatta so based?
>>161492850
Hanzo
I just don't get how he's meant to survive and get kills in general or even how to aim with him
>>161493275
I wonder if they'd do an event map where you use snowballs or something like that.
>>161489209
No they aren't I opened 40 crates on halloween and got exactly zero legendaries the entire event.
>Torbjorn holidays skin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hauthJHJouM
/owg/, this is why I main Widow:
When I pick her, my team complains, doesn't matter if it's on defense, attack, KotH, or whatever.
When we are winning, they stop complaining.
When we lose, they blame me 100% for the loss. THIS IS OKAY. I accept this fact.
Why? Because as a Widow main, my job is to carry the entire team to victory on my own without their help. When I lose, it is entirely my fault because I didn't play good enough to carry everyone and win the match. When I win, it was because I stayed on top of my game at 100% the ENTIRE match, and covered everyone else's weaknesses, which is why they don't say shit when we are winning.
Every other hero can suck and still contribute to their team. But no one else contributes more to their team while also having to play at their best their entire time throughout the match.
Everyone expects you to carry them to victory without their help, that's why they can blame you for losing the match. This is why your team gives up the moment you pick Widow, because they expect you to do all the work. They are correct. You will be doing all the work yourself without their help as they complain and/or AFK, or just goof off instead of trying to win. That's why Widow gets so much pressure.
Embrace that pressure, Widow Mains. That is what makes you feel more alive.
Why is there a Genji in my team 85% of the time.
>>161492490
>not posting qt blueberry smurfs
I don't understand.
>>161490008
Watch Ryu Jehong play her, best ana in the world by miles.
>>161493382
>time is an illusion, but that illusion is running out
you think genji influenced him to say these things sometimes?
>>161492850
Symmetra, because fuck being a teleporter dispenser
>>161493517
I know it's bait, but i still bite.
Crates content generated the moment you receive them, not the moment you open
>>161493382
>get discorded by enemy Zen
>"I welcome adversity."
>on fire
>"I am on fire, but an extinguisher is not necessary."
>kill Tracer/Lucio
>"Move too fast and you miss much."
Based robot monk
>>161493774
Yeah no shit, idiot. I didn't save them up, I earned them all over the duration of the event.
Bliz should just delete Widow already.
This joke has gone on for way too long.
>>161493852
Then you're so extremely unlucky, you may be actually already dead when I finish this post.Fucking loser
>playing rein
>everytime i hear genji scream ryuujin i charge in the general direction of the enemies
>manage to pin him everytime
Modern art genji is the best.
I want to put my sausage in Sombra's taco
This will be canon and there is nothing anyone can do to stop it from happening.
>>161493995
I know man, tell me about it. I reported it to blizzard telling them they fucked up but
Muslim hero when? Egyptians don't count, they're not on the Arabian peninsula.
>>161493805
>Kill an ulting Pharah
>Justice is defined by the hand that claims it
I fucking love playing Zen.
>>161493546
100% this
I do, anon. I embrace it. It makes me feel alive and honestly it's all I have left, otherwise I'd just quit playing because this game is stale as fuck.
>>161494083
Just make a Junkrat skin lul
>>161494083
>they're not on the Arabian peninsula.
Neither is Sweden, yet they are muslims
playing QP during the off-season has made me forget what it's like to play OW with a Lucio in your team
>>161493548
Because the world needs more real heroes who get the job done while the rest of the team is off fucking around.
>>161493546
>see enemy widow
>DM fly to her
>get on her face and melt her down in a couple of seconds
It doesn't matter how good you're at sniping, a equally good, even a worse d.va can make their full time job just killing you to get gold elims.
>>161493548
he is one of the few heroes in this game that is any engaging to play
Only been playing the game for a week. What will quickplay be like tomorrow?
Whats the 2fort of overwatch?
>>161494030
She's BEGGING you.
>>161494509
Nothing.
>>161494508
A lot more stupid, most likely.
But a lot less chance of getting bitched at for not following the meta.
>>161494509
Nothing because games aren't player hosted.
>>161494509
3v3 Ecopoint Antarctica.
>>161494356
>I am bronze: the widowstory
every single widow can gtfo when you arrive.
your bronze stories are irrelevant, go play csgo
>>161494568
How do comptards react if there is no meta to follow?
>>161494030
>>161494557
STOP
T
O
P
>Ana not being in 1v1 was just a bug
well I'm glad
>>161494226
>>161494773
They die from lack of direction.
>>161494773
The smart ones figure the meta out, the dumb ones just wait for someone to tell them the meta.
>>161494030
gross
>>161494356
>snipe dva and destroy her mech
>snipe her in mid-air as she pops out of it
>she goes full tilt and tries to come after me the rest of the match
>rinse and repeat until end of the match
I bet she spent the entire round bitching at her own teammates and blaming them for her incompetence as well.
>>161494083
Arabian robot
>>161494790
had to be
the mode's description only explicitly removed lucio and mercy
>>161494790
source? This has pissed me off.
>>161494889
>what is right click
>>161494509
>that screenshot
Holy fug I miss 2fort man ;_;
>>161494557
Thighs
>>161494943
Read your patch notes, Jimmy.
>>161494773
there is always a meta to follow
>>161494979
The only thing I miss about 2fort is playing reverse 2fort with friends.
>>161494952
You tell me.
Most Dva players blow their right click right away and waste it. Same with a million bad Genji players out there who try to deflect the second they spot me and then immediately get headshot as they try to dash or ninja sword.
>>161495021
Thanks, friend
>>161494030
>>161494557
But she's got a sausage taco
>>161494917
which is funny because both lucio and mercy make for a more interesting 1v1 mirror matchup than for example fucking symmetra
>>161495084
You're right on that at least, i've seen a lot of d.vas putting their fat finger on DM and holding it forever just to get raped afterwards.
I'm glad I'm only level 40 with shit aim and can fuck around with whatever character I want and find a way to make it viable and have fun.
>pick Torbjorn
>do nothing and still get the most kills
>get play of the game
>everyone is forced to watch a replay of me doing nothing while my turret murders everyone
Uh...overbabs?
>>161495129
mercy and lucio arent allowed because a match between two shitters will literally always go to a draw thanks to passive regen
>>161495220
t. aluminium
Hey, how do you play this game without disconnecting from the game server every minute or two? I was looking forward to trying it.
>>161495220
All Toblerone needs to be the best POTG-stealer in the game is literally Rancho Relaxo
>>161495276
same would apply to any hero with shields as long as they back off before they lose any real health
>>161495129
Symmetra is so retarded.
"Hey you, come over here into my trap!"
"No, you come over here into MY trap!"
Bastion and Torb aren't much better.
>Play soldier
>Enemy goes triple tank to counter
:^)
>>161495017
>>161494557
>>161494030
Why is sombra so ugly? The whole mexican/digitalpunk/SJW mixup looks fucking awful. She could be less overdesigned and look hundreds of times better.
>>161494227
Kek
Also mfw I'm McCree and try to take down a Mei
let me break down the ana 1v1 for you anon friends.
whoever sleeps the other ana wins. The End.
So /owg/, I haven't played Overwatch yet, but tell me, how does it feel to hook and kill someone as Roadhog?
>>161495353
the difference is that they do have real health under there that does deplete and never returns
>>161495276
Maybe Lucio vs Lucio.
Mercy vs Mercy would just be a pistol brawl, with the better aim winning. No HP advantage guaranteeing victory like with D'Va.
>>161495385
torb is a good 1v1 if neither player builds turret
>>161495426
Shit taste.
>>161494226
that was pretty good anon here have a qt dog
>>161495027
So is it the 3 tanks + S76 comp or tracer/genji/widow dive comp?
>>161495486
It feels like you are playing ez-mode
>>161495532
Even with turrets you can still sneak around and catch the other Torb off-guard with a well-placed headshot. It really isn't a bad matchup.
>>161495426
She's no more overdesigned than anyone else. Fuck, look at McCree, A cowboy doesn't need a robot arm with a bunch of weird pipes and all that pointless glowy shit on him.
when is the best time to do placements
>>161495426
>Sombra
>ugly
Are spergs still triggered about the sidecut?
>>161495641
Immediately.
Tryhard faggots who actually care will queue the very SECOND comp starts. People who don't will wait, and that'll be who you queue with if you wait.
You decide.
>>161495641
12 pm
>>161492850
Symmetra has literally 0 minutes played.
Her design is Boring, some smelly curry lady with a portal gun? How original.
She doesn't even heal either and her other skills are no fun
>>161495957
>12pm
High noon
>>161495527
I got lucky once and was able to turn around a D.va match after getting ejected first
I'm not really sure what I did, it seemed like the Call Mech had a reduced cost or maybe I just got lucky with my shots, but in a second he was out and I was back in and that was the end for him
>>161495607
both comps can be under same meta
there being a meta doesn't mean that both teams have exact same heroes every time
the fact that certain heroes are barely played at all is also part of the meta
>>161492850
Mercy I don't get how anybody can play this boring hero.
>>161495527
>>161496120
it's not that unusual to win d.va vs d.va even if you lose mech first
if you can run away for a little bit while shooting the enemy mech and then the pilot you will win the race to which one of you can recall a new mech.
>>161495872
>>161495638
Putting her face aside, she has gradient clothes, gradient hair, the whole glowing cables, the color setup looks like a 70s music album.
Some of her early designs looked much better, though pic related probably conflicted too much with ana.
>>161492850
genji and hanzo
i would have 0 time played on both if it wasn't for halloween brawl
>>161495426
You complain about Sombra when Zarya exists. At least Sombra looks like a girl. I don't understand why they had to make Zarya so manly. It's ok for female body builders to be feminine. And not all Russian women fit that Russian stereotype. Why couldn't they go for the Anna Kornikova/Maria Sharapova stereotype?
Having pink hair is no longer considered feminine. It's considered hipster/tumblr. At this point pink is androgynous so it doesn't count. So don't bring up her nails being pink and shit. Tracer's Olympic British nailes are girly and cute, not Zarya's.
I think even Torbjorn is overdesigned. He just looks like a generic World of Warcraft character. He's short, but he's got so much shit going on, he's just so noisy to look at, design-wise.
>>161490008
Landing sleep dart is what separates a good ana from a shit ana.
Sleep Dart along with a not retarded team is a guaranteed kill on every single character in the game.
>>161495426
She needs to go back. Build the wall.
>>161496328
zarya is a lost cause.
>>161495607
That's not what "meta" means.
Meta is reactive. Whatever is strong needs to be countered. So people will play counter picks. Then those counters also need counters, so people play counters to the counters.
Ideally, you get a kind of rock-paper-scissors effect that keeps the game from feeling stale and a lot of heroes show up in regular rotation. However, Blizzard kind of fucked up by making nano-boosted soldier and dva so strong that it pushes out half the heroes in the game currently. Hence, the current meta is labeled as stale and boring by a lot of full-time streamers or pro players.
To be fair though, nano-boosted genji or reaper was also getting stale. Sombra was supposed to mix all that up, but Blizzard fucked that up as well.
All we can do now is just wait and hope for the best. Or find another game to play if you need a break from the monotony.
How do we fix Sombra?
>Expect Sombra to be the end of tank meta
>Haha fuck you, Reinhardt+Roadhog+D.Va+Zarya+Healer+Damager every fucking quick play.
"Just go Reaper and end them"
Yeah, except you're limited to one, douchecockelburg.
>>161496608
Honestly id be okay if Blizzard just removed Nano boost from the game and gave Ana a different ult.
Every meta since her inclusion revolves around Nano Boost, it is without a doubt the strongest ability in the game.
>>161496678
>"Just go Reaper and end them"
replace s76 with reaper
>>161496656
Remove her from game she's ugly
>tfw finally got a Torbjorn legendary
>>161496656
Right now there is a full second delay before you can use any of her abilities or fire her weapon as she comes out of stealth.
They need to remove that delay.
Damage currently disrupts her ability to hack. This needs to be removed. It would not make her overpowered. She needs to be a consistent threat to the enemy team to make her a valuable pick. Her ult alone is not enough.
>>161496608
They just need to gut Ana, her ult is impossible to balance and they should make her shit until they can figure out what to do with her
>>161496656
Taking damage doesn't interrupt hack
Reduce spread
Cooldown time for throwing translocator and cooldown time for jumping to it are separate.
>>161496608
>Blizzard kind of fucked up by making nano-boosted soldier and dva so strong
That is just wrong. Dreamhack showed more Zenyatta than Ana, and the winner pretty much ignored D.va.
>>161496980
The winner ran a dive comp that worked almost entirely because each player was incredibly good at one of the heroes required to play it
>>161496237
Glowy neon coloration is typical cyberpunk and that is still very much there even in that early design. It's questionable to bring that up specifically as a fault in the final design as such.
>>161497224
>muh skill
Seriously nigger?
>>161496328
>I don't understand why they had to make Zarya so manly.
Why do you think this matters
>log on to play comp
>3 hrs left
NOOOOOO
now i have to go do things i've had to do since the morning.
>>161496931
>Taking damage doesn't interrupt hack
Keep the knockback interrupts hack though or else we'll see mexicans jumping with junkrats hacking them midair and hacking mid flight d.vas.
>Reaper is at 5% tournament pickrate because the 2 tanks that Reaper gets shredded by, Dva and Roadhog, are at 70% tournament pickrate
I just bought his golden guns last week, too. Will Blizzard make the right decision by nerfing Biotic Grenade, killing the tank meta, or will they let this cancer meta carry on?
If the latter is true, I'll be leaving for Titanfall until this meta ends
>>161496931
>Right now there is a full second delay before you can use any of her abilities or fire her weapon as she comes out of stealth.
>They need to remove that delay.
Is this really that big of a deal
Isn't coming out of invisibility like this like teleporting in front of someone as Reaper
>>161496769
>>161496945
I agree completely. I think Ana is the main issue. They need to redesign her ultimate ability.
I think a good way to redesign her ultimate would be to remove the damage/speed boost and have it give the target infinite health for something like 6 to 8 seconds, and then all the damage they sustained during that time hits them in the face causing them to die potentially from the burst.
>>161495872
the hair is what bothers me the most in these models and other 3d games in general. they still got a long way to go on that.
Remember the "innocent" poster than got banned yesterday?
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752287358
How likely is it that my shit will get fucked up if I play the placement matches in a 4 stack as soon as the season starts?
>>161497618
The only reason he was in the meta in the first place was because of the tank meta, it was just different tanks before
Wouldn't completely killing the tank meta completely just remove him completely
Tell me good underrated artists that draw ow fanart
̶N̶o̶ ̶g̶e̶n̶e̶r̶i̶c̶ ̶w̶e̶e̶b̶ ̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ ̶p̶l̶s̶
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzVNbcvVq_U
>>161497719
Agree to remove nano but holy shit your idea is pants on head retarded, why would anybody ever use that ult?
>they added Ana to the 1v1
>>161497618
they wont nerf ana because they were the ones that buffed her in the first place
but brb more lucio nerfs
>>161497576
>>161497634
In the current meta, she needs to be that strong, otherwise she's useless.
I don't like it either but that's what it has to be since Blizzard doesn't care about balance and only wants to invent stupid memes to kick out the door.
>>161488741
So how do I win in 1v1 when it's zarya's turn? I cannot win with her for some reason, any other hero it's fine except her (though I hate fighting another winston or symetra)
>>161497810
4 and 5 stacks are riskier as the more you have the higher your chances of you being matched up with 6 becomes
But it could work out still I guess
>>161497980
Pretend you're playing a turn-based RPG
>>161497824
I mean cut it back to 2 tanks, with 2/2/2 being optimal instead of 4/2 Or 1/3/2
>>161494621
The only reason that it's a story from bronze is because no ones retarded enough to actually pick Widow in Plat...
>Chess 31k
>minecraft 24k
>overwatch14k
its over
>>161497851
Because it's like lucio's shield, but you can't burst through it, and it has great synergy with the ults of other heroes in the game, such as high noon or ninja sword, without buffing them to the point of absurdity.
Making the target temporarily invulnerable gives them the freedom to move around for 8 seconds with total impunity, allowing heroes like genji, mccree, or soldier to completely zone the enemy team. But, since it doesn't give a damage buff, it rewards teams for playing reactively, instead of just getting instantly evaporated.
>>161497980
m1
theres basically no reason to use m2 outside of chasing around corners, not even to engage, the ammo consumption is atrocious
>>161497980
Use beam.
>intentionally lose the mech phase of the D.va 1v1 when I get the enemy to 100HP
>kill their mech quickly
>wait until I get my mech back
>finish the D.va off
>>161497863
She was always supposed to be in it but apparently there was some bug preventing it.
>tfw you figure out mercy's spray pattern
>>161498129
It sounds like you ripped off Oracle's ult from Dota, basically.
Because we really need a fucking invincible Genji/Soldier when they're ulting, amirite.
>>161498292
Now that I think about it, I remember getting her in the PTR or something but I just didn't notice that she never came up when it went live later
>>161498329
LOL xD just sleep dart him xD
overwatch
>no high skill movement options
>22 characters with one playstyle and weapon each, waifubait out of the ass
>no server browser, the game chooses the map for you. don't like it? tough shit
>no custom game modes because no community servers
>no way to practice airshots outside of a match
>no high mobility classes (play demoman, before you start crying genjifags)
>barely any maps or game modes
>barely any voicelines
>barely any epic memes
>can't leave games in progress without penalty
>backfills
>no way to choose the map or game mode on official servers
>decent graphics
>not moddable
>40 - 60 euro
tf2
>high skill movement like c-tap, air pogo or speed jumps
>9 likeable male classes with a shit ton of different weapons allowing for hundreds of different playstyles
>server browser that lets you choose the map you want to play on
>high skill custom game modes such as jump_ or surf_ that teach you important game mechanics
>tr_walkway to practice air shots
>2 high mobility classes that can be on the other side of the map within seconds
>years worth of different maps and game modes
>hundreds of voicelines
>many epic memes such as need a dispenser here or gentlemen
>can join and leave games in progress without penalty on community servers
>no backfills on official servers
>official servers let you choose the game mode
>bad graphics
>moddable
>completely free
>>161498329
I don't play dota but, I mean, there you go. There's already precedent for it.
Yes, I think we do need that because that's the power level of the meta right now.
Damage buffs break the game. Even zen's discord orb was so strong that they had to keep him severely nerfed for a really long time because it was easy to abuse during the beta. He would literally never get picked, ever, if they nerfed his discord orb from what it is right now.
>>161498292
it's just going to be another mei tier duel, who lands sleep dart 1st wins
>>161498356
only you can prevent dry brush fires
If you play only one second of a hero and go 0/0 when the match ends, isn't going to taint your career average stats? How do they calculate these things
>>161498356
spot the wiafu
>>161498042
>>161498207
>>161498243
that's what I think I'm doing, but the enemy zarya always outdamages me. And no, I'm not shooting when her shield is up
>>161488741
>Ryu Jehong
Does this game actually suck now or is this just 4chan neet depression again? I just mean it does feel like its hard to get a game except for QP. Maybe people are abandoning it?
>>161498536
>comparing a MMOmoba/FPS to a class FPS
this is pretty sick
>>161498668
Maybe your enemy is just more accurate and gives you no chance to regenerate your shields
>>161497765
>I have got banned on almost 7 accounts now
What's even the point of keep playing anymore for this guy
>>161498668
Shield when they throw a bomb and eat it. Proceed to laser until they shield.
>>161498863
looks like he finally figured out pharah's spray pattern
>>161498582
>>161498967
>samefagging
Threadly reminder that Sombra is utter trash
>>161499102
>being this jealous
Yay or nay?
I main Reaper btw
>>161499218
Sombra is a good hero. Only bronze-tier trash think she's bad.
>>161499264
Jealous of what, samefag? Your horrible bit rate or slideshow?
>>161499218
Knowing Blizzard she'll remain trash forever.
>>161499345
>being this jealous
lol
>>161488776
same
>>161499293
How much is it? Under 70$ I say yay
>>161499331
Someone needs to inform everyone in the pro scene that they're bronze-tier trash because some low plat shitter said so.
>>161499424
Umm
$150
Not like it's linked in Battle.net launcher or anything
>>161492850
Widow
I fucking hate snipers. They don't belong in this game whatsoever, and they're entirely dedicated to being anti-fun
I barely have any time on Hanzo or Ana, zero on Widow, and I don't intend on playing them seriously.
>>161498689
If they added ultra widescreen support i bet it would make the community feel alive again
Holy shit blizzard is so fucking bad at balancing their games, even if you offered them all the money in the fucking world they still wouldn't.
>161499404
>dude if i shitpost it will look like i was being ironic the whole time
Pathetic im taking this precious (You) from you.
>>161499293
NEIGH
>>161499345
what a jealous mess
>>161499619
Good meme
t. Overmemer
See which is unseen...
>>161499461
That's appealing to aithority. Sombra gets shit on because people compare her to heroes like Genji, when she plays very differently. She has invisibility and one of the best escapes in the game. She has godlike map control because of health pack hacks. Silencing is one of the strongest mechanics in the game. And she even sees eny heroes with less than half health from behind walls. Explain why a hero that can do all of this is trash.
>>161499293
>>161499770
Sombra gets shit on because she's fucking horrible, you moron.
>>161499851
Explain why she is then.
>>161499770
>That's appealing to aithority
t. the same retarded cunt who's first and only argument is "lamo jur bed!! XDD"
>>161499102
he wasn't samefagging and the quality is shit because I found the clip on FB
same with >>161499619
and
>
I'm scrapping the bottom of the barrel looking for new Pharah content
>>161499619
You know Reinhardt's mother's maiden name was Liebowitz right
>>161499783
They fixed her face in the second round.
>>161488741
i need more bot in my life
>>161499925
Because her damage is laughably terrible, it takes too long for her to go into and come out of invisibility, her ult range is too low, and the only way to play her is by tickling people and running away before they can turn around and kill you. In the time you were sitting in a corner with a thumb up your ass waiting for your invisibility or translocator to come back up, Tracer could've killed a couple of people. Sombra is fucking garbage and only low plat shitters such as yourself who think she's anything but useless.
>>161499783
Gosh darn. Thanks for sharing this, something of this quality would probably look even more shit next to a 9/10 statue from TW3 CE.
>>161500259
The damage isn't really that bad. It's worse than all other offense heroes, but it's enough to kill most heroes when they have lesd than half health. The invisibility uncloaking time is too long and the ult range is too small I agree, but overall she is a solid hero if you communicate. The passive is basically a permanent half widow-ult.
>>161498863
even when they don't have pharah, that is not how you approach the point
it's just like morons trying to meme left on attack on anubis against junkrat
stop
>>161500445
>HoMM stream
wat
It's no doubt the best game ever made, but... streaming it?
>>161497835
>awful SFM clips interspersed through highlights
6/10 would have been better with just the music and Tracer footage.
is comp live yet
>>161500993
2h40m
>>161500993
2 hours
H-hello?
>>161500993
Soon. Better start warming up
>>161491318
lol nice game shitters
pharah, torbjorn, mercy buffs really helpedlowertheir usage it seems
watch you guys suck blizzard's cock and defend this
>>161501032
Howdy
>>161501021
too much bloo
I can't handle this
Man, why didn't I play widow more before? It's hilarious!
Even if you're a complete potato widow like me, as long as the enemy team doesn't have a better widow, and you land some instagibs, you instantly turn the game in your team's favor - not because you're useful, but because people get so pissed half the enemy team gets tilted after dying once and spends the rest of the game hunting you down.
>>161501173
AH-HOY, m80!
>>161499687
Reading the whacky shit in generals and /v/ I'm actually glad it's Blizzard in charge of balance desu
PICK YOUR POISON TURBOKIKES.
>>161491241
>cannot be outhealed
um
IS S3 OUT YET
>>161501370
What the fuck is going on with Pharah's arm?
ITS GONNA BE ALMOST 3 WEEKS
ANA GOT FUCKING BUFFED ONE WEEK IN WITH A HIGHER PICK RATE
WHAT IS THEIR FUCKING ISSUE
>porn completion
>literally no zarya
why are overwatch players so gay?
>>161501495
1.5 hours
>>161501718
>lying on the internet
>>161501880
?
???
???????
>>161499770
Because no one is good enough to actually make any of those abilities push a team into victory yet.
I've seen a few really good Sombras and at most they're annoying. No more annoying than anyone that's ever played a Reaper, Roadhog or Reinhardt though.
>>161497835
Source engine looks so disgusting
>>161501938
Ana was completely discarded because muh 50% discord.
And Sombra status in pro games is very far from being horrible.
>>161501786
We have good taste
>>161502045
>Because no one is good enough to actually make any of those abilities push a team into victory yet.
It's literally go in and use abilities.
That's it.
It's not a game changing shit
It's not super complicated crap
It's been 3 weeks and several people have played sombra nonstop, her winrate keeps going down.
Stop the "no one is good enough" crap this is not a fighting game.
>>161502173
When Pence will finally zap all the faggots?
>>161502157
Sombra is literally a bastion right now, cheese pick on first point for emp and that's where it ends.
And it doesn't always works.
Ana was never completely discarded and saw play, which was why as soon zen got nerfed she immediately was the replacement for a lot of teams.
>>161502157
>mfw tank meta will flourish as long as Discord nerf isn't reversed
>>161499770
>Sombra gets shit on because people compare her to heroes like Genji
Saw this youtube vid about her that made a great point about why sombra is bad and that is her ability to remove enemies from the playing field.
Comparing to tracer since she's the most similar to sombra, a tracer can flank the enemy and completely remove it from the playing field, having him respawn and walk all the way back.
Meanwhile sombra with half of the dps of tracer, can disable abilities but the main source of damage (outside of ultis) for most classes is m1 which isn't disabled so sombra not only just disables abilities for a few seconds, she also takes twice as long to solo kill someone which will most likely kill the sombra considering how squishy she is.
>>161502232
>Pence
Not everyone is from a 3rd world burgerland, ameritard.
>>161502232
Never, because i'm not a burger :^)
>>161502150
95% of the people who uses sfm puts the shading like shit
>>161502458
fuck this general
fuck generals in general
>sombra gun sound changed
that was like the only reason to play her
now it sounds generic and shitty
>>161502458
fuuuuuuugg
muh dick
>>161502460
All other parts of the world are either hate gays too or just US bitches
>>161502460
Was it rape?
Can you be queued vs a 5-6 stack of assholes when queueing solo? Feels like every 2nd game
>>161498307
>cropping that pic
>>161502657
I don't understand why one man would ever want to fuck another man.
Not only is it gross, it's also gay.
>>161502458
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>161502429
You should be hacking tanks and not DPS characters. With the exception of an already fully charged Zarya, tanks are pretty worthless without their abilities. Tracer can't dive into the backlines and kill tanks (unless they are already very low or isolated) so this is where Sombra should shine. The problem is that her stealth is very clunky and hack has an abysmally long CD. Buff her translocator uptime, remove unstealth delay, and reduce her hack CD and she won't even need a damage buff to be useful.
>>161502458
Say hi to the Widdlemaker!
Boring blue posts
>>161501196
>>161501021
>all that beautiful blue
I'm okay with this
>>161502458
>>161503018
M O R E
>>161503126
what the fuck is wrong with blizz
why do they keep ignoring sombra?
>>161503171
>>161502775
Because vaginas are gross and are like miniature eldritch horrors. Dicks on the other hand are cute and simple.
Also they wouldn't call something bad 'gay':
>gay/ɡeJ/, adjective - light-hearted and carefree
>>161502963
>>161503018
You scared baby DVa and she dropped her pacifier!
>>161503227
No
>>161502458
More with daipers like this, it's my fetish
>>161503218
They're probably looking for more game data to get a good grip on what to tweak on her. She hasn't been out that long, relatively.
>>161503283
Man, am I glad Trump is going to execute you all.
Abominations and mentally ill subhumans.
>>161503384
meanwhile ana got buffed a week in while 76 and dva went through like that after the feedback
ok
>>161503018
>>161503227
Want some candy?It's in my van over there
>>161503317
b u e n o
>>161502232
Mike "the electric fence" Pence
Mike "like the cock get a shock" Pence
Mike "Zap the away the fap" Pence
Mike "turns fruits into vegetables" Pence
Mike "LGBTBBQ" Pence
So I have a question for people who just play like 1 or 2 heroes. How the fuck do you guys do it? Like how do you play a game knowing there is 20 plus characters all with different kits and still be okay just playing one?
How do you handle getting yelled at all game for being a stubborn douche and not switching to a character your team actually needs?
>>161503386
huh most gay posters are from europe m8
>>161503386
Again, i'm not a burger, and you're an idiot if you think trump is gonna do any of that
>>161502232
Mike 'I put the Cute in Electrocute' Pence the absolute madman
Are we hitting the lowest point, owg? We already have faggots of all sorts, even diaper fetishists now. What next, furries?
>>161503565
Because I play Ana and Lucio.
>>161502232
Mike "Homocaust" Pence
>>161495424
triple tank doesn't even counter soldier, only dva does
>>161503565
Cause I play Zen and Reinhardt.
>>161503646
>>161503574
>>161503582
>yurocucks thinking they are safe
We will make Russia seem like your personal safespace.
>>161502458
the fuck?
>>161489576
How do you turn off everything else so you just see the character and not the UI
>>161503646
STOP FUCKING POSTING THESE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>161503574
>>161503582
>He doesn't know about Emperor Trump's 4th crusade
>>161503634
Is this considered a furry? If yes, then i'm all for it. Anthropoidfurries can kill themselves though
>>161503646
I wish
>>161503428
Then I dunno, man. Maybe they think she's good where she is? I mean I don't think so, either, but still.
>>161503725
I'm not from europe baka I'm just saying when moot enabled flags in this shit board most of the gay shitposters were from germany/sweden/australia
>>161503750
>Time for monkey dick
>Leap onto their WM
>See this
what do?
>>161503828
That isn't furry
>>161503846
No one thinks that, but considering it took them like 8 fucking months to fix symmetra and bastion is still in a horrible state they might just brush it off like the horrible company they are.
Sombra has been a fucking blunder even before she got released
>>161503725
Joke's on you - i'm russian. And russians actually don't give a shit about homos as long as they don't flaunt their sexual preferences in front of children - that's actually illegal. So russians also ain't gonna give a fuck about a homo shitposting on a burger imageboard. And since you're all over 18 here, i'm sure, like the rules require you to be, then you're not even children :)
>>161503846
They are probably afraid of going full Ana wth her.
They will do something eventually.
So someone give it to me straight. In a situation where both teams are competent there is no other Support to play but Lucio right? He is objectively and factually the best choice in terms of support correct?
I just don't wanna waste my time playing other character if it's ultimately not gonna matter. I will just start honing my Lucio skills now.
i want a christmas symmetra skin
>>161503872
>australia
No wonder convicts have homosexual tendencies
>>161502458
>>161503018
>>161503317
>>161503646
>>161503828
>tfw no swan princess Amelie
kill me desu
>>161503934
Well, fuck furries then
>getting this triggered over a shitty diaper picture
did you people joined 4chan last month
This is some weird shit
>>161504043
Пoпaлcя пидop
>>161504191
No, I've been here since summer.
>>161503805
Default kebyind is alt+z if I'm not mistaken. It's at the very bottom of the controls page.
Real talk Anon's
Your team is not terrible and is actually running the top picks
>Lucio Ana Reinhardt D.Va Roadhog Soldier:76
and so is the other team.
Appropriately people hammer the other Reinhardt shield with their massive shield damage (D.Va Soldier:76 Roadhog) and the Reinhardt's shield breaks
Which hero do you kill first?
Ana? She's small, in the back, and probably out of LoS
Soldier:76? Unless Roadhog gets a lucky hook, I don't see any competent Soldier:76 getting stuck in a position where he is killable
Roadhog? Ana grenade + self heal, guy has like 1200 EHP
>>161504267
Wow, I had exactly the same bug
>>161504043
I wish we had laws about homosexuals like the Russians.
>>161504352
>Ana? She's small, in the back, and probably out of LoS
Le hackerino
>>161492850
Sombra, because jesus Christ she needs fucking fixing
>>161504328
>>161504483
>picking sombra
might as well just concede right there
>>161504352
it doesn't work like that pal
>is a hero out of position?
yes = kill
no = farm ult by doing damage
>>161504352
Roadhog
he's the most dangerous on his own and even if he's healing/absorbing tons of damage, Soldier:76 is likely to get a ton of ult charge.
>>161504673
>Not picking your waifu
>Being a cucked meta slave
anyone on xbox wanna do placement matches? I need people
I've got quite the story.
>playing 1v1, join in and i'm like 'oh watch this i'm prob going to be shit'
>first match: Mei, one of my best defense classes
>win
>other guy types "how?" in chat
>second round: Sombrero.
>win
>"how"
>third round: Pharah
>almost flawless victory
>no respose
>fourth round: streetpig
>lose
>he types "ez"
>friend starts to watch
>we know what cancer we are fighing
>fifth: soldier 69
>flawless victory
the match point lasted for 4 seconds
>Widowmaker
>in 4 seconds grapple up, scope in, and land a headshot
>Flawless. fucking. shot.
>we fall to the ground and yell for a solid 45 seconds over our tremendous victory over cancer
I hope he broke his keyboard because of that
Was there always skill rating decay for Diamond or is this new for S3?
>>161504267
>>161504383
Thankfully it only persists for one round
>>161504084
You want two supports. Lucio is group healing and speed, but you will also need an Ana / Zen / Mercy. Every support player must know how to play Lucio to a certain degree, but you must also know how to play at least one of the other three well, because you will need to fill either role on occasion.
>>161504992
always been there
I honestly wish I could refund my purchase of this game.
It is so ass backwards and I have zero fun playing it. Ults are literally the worst fucking thing I've ever encountered and they don't reward skill, they reward you turtling like a fucking faggot. The movement is slow and hero-switching is fucking horrible.
Mei still hasn't been nerfed and half the heros have zero use. Tracer actually makes me puke from the stupid time jump.
I honestly cannot stand more than one match even with friends. I didn't think they could do it, but they seriously made a game slower than a regular Moba.
>>161493546
I'd say this inspired me but people literally just don't shut up if you play who you want
>in a fight
>go through health pack
>it spawns 1 sec later and enemy takes it
>>161504670
Perfect
>>161503446
I hope they can work it out
>>161495426
Why is /owg/ trying so hard to make sure Sombra can't be liked or talked about on here? Yeah she sucks, but jesus you guys are gigantic hypocrites. Look at the other characters in the same fucking world as her.
reminder that if you don't have AT LEAST 1 legendary skin, highlight intro and emote for each character then you are a fucking scrub
>>161504961
>>we fall to the ground and yell for a solid 45 seconds over our tremendous victory over cancer
Autism
>>161495426
>>161496237
she's a clear reference to tron, you fucking pleb
>>161494030
If we complain enough would Blizzard redesign or scrap her altogether? She is fucking hideos, even fan art is terrible.
>>161504806
As much as I hate to admit it, the meta right now is so fucking awful that waifu love is all I have left to keep me going.
>>161505340
Epic skins are way better then legendaries for the vast majority of the cast.
>>161505435
it was truly amazing though.
he was an ass.
>>161505082
it's a fun casual game meant to be played from time to time. comp exists, but people who play that a lot are nothing but masochists. i agree about mei though, she's by far the most fucking annoying hero in this game and sucks the fun out of the match.
>>161503565
Familiarity mostly.
Playing a hero you rarely play and getting stomped on isn't very motivating.
>>161502045
>I've seen a few really good Sombras and at most they're annoying.
That's a shit character then. Like other have said a fast moving fly is still just a fly.
It's kind of funny she is literally a
>teleports behind you
Character. God she even has a Sanic speed ability. What a useless fuckface lol.
i have no interest in cheating but i heard they even banned people using autohotkey scripts? is that true?
>Go to PTR
>Make a custom game with Oasis as map
>Entering game...
>Entering game...
>Entering game...
>Entering game...
>>161505767
>Go to PTR
>Make a custom game with Oasis as map
Yeah you and about a million other people
>Entering game...
>Entering game...
>Entering game...
>Entering game...
What a shocker
>>161505314
There's nothing to talk about, she's symmetra 2.0
Not relevant, not fun to play because of her uselessness, blizz is ignoring her, etc.
>>161505741
An AHK pixel script yeah.
>>161505314
she literally needs a rework and she JUST CAME OUT
>QP eichenwalde attack
>go against 5 person premade all well over lvl50
>nobody over level 100 on my team
Well fuck, time to get steamrolled.
>steamroll instead in 5mins and half
>get potg
>71% kill participations as d.va
What the fuck just happened.
Jesus a week before she was released in the ptr you retards were spastic about how "op" she was.
Now everyone hates her.
Kill yourselves already.
>>161505976
I find that 4+ stacks are either really good or complete garbage
>quick play
>we have a rank 11 widow with the flickbot
>they have a rank 14 hanzo with WH
wow that was an enjoyable experience!we won
>>161505976
In my experience most high level people are kinda terrible.
>>161506035
>toolkit is great on paper
>still great in gameplay
>but damage is literally holding back everything and once people saw this and how unimpactful she was, everyone just stopped
not hard to figure out
>>161506114
Was this just now or pre-ban hammer?
>>161506114
>widowmaker fags BTFO
fucking speghetti
>>161506081
Now that you mention it, last time i had a 4 person premade i got completely rekt, spawn camped tier.
>>161505676
I don't doubt it. 1v1 and 3v3 seem to bring the worst out in people for whatever reason.
>>161505838
It seems to work for some people, and it has been like this since yesterday, so why isn't Blizzurd doing anything?
>>161505976
Most of the time I run into a 5 or 6 stack they're not that highly ranked. Of course I've also ran into stacks of that size that had 3+ top 500 people which wasn't enjoyable in the least.
>>161506419
Exactly.
thanks anon
1 hour bois
>>161498071
i play widow in diamond
holy shit D.Va bullies Winston so hard why is this allowed
Thunderguard in overwatch when? I love zarya but her legendaries suck.also gib free to everyone who has it in HOTS
>>161490008
ignore all the fucking imbeciles who just responded to you and kill everybody who badmouths you
be a god
>>161506035
/owg/ got DUNCAN'd
>>161506613
I really like the Siberian Front one, matches style.
could do w/o the goggles though
>>161506537
wasn't it 1 hour 30 minutes ago?
>>161506714
No, 4PM PDT so it starts 90m from now.
>>161506613
fugg forgot image
>>161506114
How do I recognize hackers? Cause I played against a widow who was either hacking or had Parkinson's .
Dude would shake his crosshair all over the general area in which our team was, and still land the shots when it aligned with somebody.
Does that fit any existing OW hack on the market or was he just a spaz?
Of course he was a shitter so we won easily, but still.
>>161505314
Even if she was OP i'd still trash talk her design.
>>161506081
Most grandmasters seem to have 2 stars. Many of them have smurfs, or play custom game scrims, so their playtime isn't the same as their level. Most of them also have thousands of hours of FPS experience.
>>161506504
Yea that doesn't seem fun to fight against.
>>161500445
This was during the chess world tournament.
>>161504106
God bless Ethan
blizzard please..
>>161506913
Seagull fights against a blatant hacker in this vid, compare the two and see if it looks familiar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Hox9MpZ2aQ
>>161506598
But Winston beats DVa though
His gun goes through her defense matrix, remember to land on her with your leap and melee as you land on her for extra damage
>>161506710
Siberian front is okay, it would've been good if they'd made the alternate have no goggles as well as the different colour.
>>161506613
>>161506801
I am a huge fan of barbarian-type characters with big, muscular bodies and tattoos everywhere. I'd love to see a Zarya skin like that since I think it really fits her more than any other character. You could argue Rein, but he is kind of defined by his armour.
>>161505976
>71% kill participation as D.Va
congrats, you can hit enemies for 1 damage and still be rewarded
>B-b-b-b-b-but Sombra's getting played in pro tourneys! Look at their strats!
>She's literally only getting picked because of the meme strat where your team purposely takes damage and heals off a hacked healthpack to build her ult instantly and then rush the enemy team
This does not mean she's in a healthy spot to pick for an online match. Good luck getting anyone to coordinate that in an actual comp game, I can barely get master players to not funnel in and die 1 by 1.
She needs buffs you blind metaslaves.
>>161507334
D.Va headshots are too strong
>>161505656
literally only true for tracer and maybe bastion but who gives a fuck
>>161505082
some ults kinda reward skill, like genjis and winstons
>>161507576
its a cheese pick like bastion and junk and is increasingly working less and less
doesn't means she's viable, anyone that actually follows pro should know that
>>161507539
Well, had gold medal for damage and elims too, that doesn't take 1 damage to get.
>>161507576
I'm starting to play games where she is genuinely annoying though, sometimes I can still dominate her but sometimes her constant harassing and hacking along with a tracer to boost her dps makes it infuriating to survive
>>161505082
>Crying for mei nerfs and getting disoriented by Tracer's blink
You should probably get to level 25 first before even attempting to form an opinion (which will still be wrong) about balance.
>>161507803
you sure damaged that rein shield/zarya bubbles eh
woah, ps4 player here.
i'm level 12 and i can't find matches at all. 1:30 minutes to play 1v1. Got 3 matches against the same guy.
5+minute queue quick play. At this rate i will never get to lvl 25.
any current playerbase number going around? it would be useful to know what queue i should pick
>>161505936
she just needs some burst, that's all
>>161507927
pc master race here
6-7 sec for 1v1
10-30 sec for qp
Peasant.
>>161507334
d.Va is like Reaper as a tank, except she can chase you. The odds are not in Winston's favor.
>>161507883
>no zarya on screenshot
>hitting rein shield as flanker tank
How to get gold elims while shooting rein shield?
>>161507260
Looks like my mom
Still no season 3 yet?
>>161508116
Your mom is a pro hacker that packs a uzi?
>ptr buff
Any news on what was updated?
YOU GUYS READY FOR PLACEMENTS
YOU READY TO GET FUCKED BY THAT 3 STACK ALL LOCKED DPS MEMES
Four minutes until comp, right?
Should I stay in game for comp or will there be a game update?
>>161508407
I learned everyone's spray patterns so I'll be fine.
>>161508407
>Taking placement matches on the first week
No thanks. I'll wait a week or so for the initial flood of tards to wash away
>>161507576
I will keep picking her as long as there is a Widowmaker in every QP game. I feel even more useless as Genji, and Winston can't survive vs Soldier, Roadhog and D.Va who are also in every game.
>>161508407
>mfw I've learned how to solo carry with hanzo during that fruitful qp week
this should be good
>>161508753
Then you risk getting Symmetra mains who play her on attack.
>>161508407
Jokes on you I'm playing Memehart or Pavement Pork every game.
>>161508407
>mfw someone picks a "DPS" hero
>"This Mercy is amazing"
>hnnnnnnnnmmnnnnng as I fantasize slobbering over that seagull wannabe dick
I genuinely am turned on by being the bimbo
>>161508407
>mfw my team picks anything but Roadhog or Soldier:76 for "DPS"
What do you think is behind Roadhog's mask?
Pic related.
>>161508407
I am playing in a 3 stack being the tank main with a DPS and healer main as buds. I hope we will at least get 1 more player in each game that doesnt want to play DPS. If not - w/e, will just climb like the previous seasons.
>>161508987
>implying mercy is anything but a useless slut to make sfm porn of
What the fuck is Zarya useful for
>>161493423
aimbots champion
MORUTEN KOAA
>>161509209
saving idiots when you solo q and melting squishies
>>161509209
>>161509223
Are my game winning rezzes useless to you, anon?
>>161509263
>>161509263
protecting healers when a flanker jumps on them
standing in front and soaking projectiles while reinhardt recharges
constant damage output
stacking ults for a team kill
>>161508987
Is tankslut or dps-slut a thing?
Which character would you like to see get a Talon skin?
>>161508987
Source please god heart pupils is my fetish.
>>161509460
Only in the alternate timeline where women make up the majority in online videogames.
>>161509341
IT'S PAAINFULLLLL
>>161509497
All of them? I don't see why we shouldn't get the option for everyone.
>>161509523
Looks like a pixiv filename, friend.
>>161509497
Reaper, Widowmaker and Sombra.:^)
>>161506419
>play roadhog in 3v3
>win round
>"hurr you so hard playing roadhog durr"
>he plays ana
mfwwhen when
>>161509365
>game winning rezzes
>ressurects me just to die again because im in the middle of the eenemy team
>i got potg ahh :)
Typical double digit iq slut
>>161509589
I feel like genji already got his
>>161509070
>Not picking Zen for DPS
tfw used pixel hack for few games to check it out after season ended
barely worked
deleted it after
got banned todaywas 3.7 and gad 2 gold weapons + all the seasonal skins and shit
>>161509918
maybe you should at the very least have used an alt
good riddance
>>161509918
Get fucked cheater.
>>161492850
Hanzo. I don't think I've ever played him
>>161509918
Can you elaborate more on this pixel hack and how is it different than the usual hacks such as https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MXjPdXUZz8
>>161509918
jesus christ youre a fucking moron
>>161509918
and nothing of value was lost, cunt
>>161509654
You're right anon. I'm just a cum dumb but slut that wants you to carry me to high rank.
>>161510104
its the one where it draggs ur mouse to enemy
koreans used it for awhile . I guess blizzard got tired of this shit and just banned everyone who used it
>>161509918
GIT FUKIN REKT
>>161509450
>protecting anyone with a second-long shield
>constant damage output with a non-homing, shit-damage laser that has a range not even half as long as the actual laser shoots
>>161508987
>"Shit team"
>"Except for our Mercy, thanks for the heals"
I honestly see this as a sign
Gotta start studying and doing something productive. idk
>>161509918
I told you cunts, I fucking told you. Blizzard detects everything.
Is Seagull dead? No streams or tweets since the 14th, NRG isn't playing any matches
>>161509918
>t.blizzard employee
the hack works perfectly, me and three friends use it and nobody has gotten caught yet. Blizz is trying to bait people into not using it because they can't deal with it.
>>161510436
And its hardware ban which means I cant buy a new copy and start fresh
oh well
I fucking hate myself. Blog post incoming
>Playing Final Fantasy XV as I'm a fan of the series
>Can't hear anyone but McCree in pic related.
Fuck man
>>161510537
>sombra trying to get people to hack and get banned out of spite people calling her shitty hacker
>>161510553
why? why do you even want to know what its like to aimbot? You deserve this you god damn moron
>>161509349
>saving idiots when you solo q
this is the best thing about her really, it's like "oh, you want to dive the whole enemy team on your own? K, take this bubble and build some damage for me thx." Then you can also use your ult to either save objectives or wipe the enemy team.
>>161510374
>tfw you can't stop playing mercy because you're a shameless upvote slut who loves being worshiped
>>161510841
From the thumbnail I thought this was Pharah sucking off a futa Mercy.
>>161510931
it's almost there
>>161509539
rats. I kinda want in but playing support is just boring in the majority of games where it exists.
>tfw people say you sound like Stylosa
I wish I could be as entertaining as he is but my bants could use some work
>>161510931
Almost anon. Almost.
>>161510841
Please stop making Pharah Mercy's bitch
>>161508987
>Posting cropped porn
>Not sourcing it
LITERALLY
FUCKING
END
YOUR
WORTHLESS
FAGGOT
EXISTENCE
>looked at the game 5 hours ago
>3 hours until competitive starts again
>check just now
>30 minutes until competitive starts again
>>161509918
was it worth it anon
>>161511039
when people say this they're pretty much just saying you sound british, sty is just their point of reference.
>>161510374
>>161510841
>>161508987
Who let healsluts post?
On your knees and back to sucking.
>>161511176
It was always going to start at 4pm PDT
>>161508987
>>161509365
>>161510271
Do you just have a collection of cropped bj pics for some reason?
>>161511270
Do people really not have the capacity to tell the difference? I'm not even white. I think I sound black.
>>161511354
do you sound like a british black
>>161511093
Then tell your damn daughter to stop acting so thirsty for mercy.
>>161511323
mental illness
>>161511251
nope
Dont hack, even if it looks like youll never get caught.
After Battlenet updated I can't see any game information and what used to be a patch notes link doesn't do anything. Did the main game get any changes or just the PTR?
I masturbated to zarya rule 34 whilst watching the simpsons episode where they go to bed, now they're linked in my head, I can't think of one without thinking of the other.
Why do people quote the OP to ask some shitty question that is not related to OP?
>>161511605
>how does 4chan work
Hi, enjoy your stay :)
>This will be the season I get out of bronze
Who wants to do placements with me?
New official 4chan discord for owg. Will be added in the OP. Lack of a 4chan group finder is getting to me.
Https://discord.gg/DfekDPZ
Seperate channel for master+ players. Need admins and mods to run the place.
>>161511354
with british blacks there's really no difference unless they're a first or second gen immigrant. It's more that they hear the accent, then their head does the math of brit + overwatch= stylosa
>>161511591
>the simpsons episode where they go to bed
That couldn't have been the plot for the whole episode
>>161511661
Enjoy yours, newfag.
He's right.
Help, I've been stuck like this for several minutes
>>161511314
>T'soni
Get some fucking taste, faggot.
>>161511149
>>161508987
Jokes on you I found it anyways you fucking mentally ill faggot.
>>161511701
>placements with a bronzie
nah mate, I'll have better chances soloq
>>161511701
>struggling to get out of bronze
>>161489008
This
>>161511354
>MFW trying to imagine a mix of Tracer and ooga booga ghetto dindu accent
>>161510352
>1 second isn't a lot of time
>Zarya has no right click
ebin memes retard
>>161511902
Soc isnt game related though
>>161511661
ive probably been here longer than you but ive never understood it
it's annoying as fuck when you make a thread and then you think people are replying to your comments but instead they are just quoting the OP for the fuck of it because theyre retards
>>161511760
Finnsh rally English master rage
veri gud
>>161511786
meant boston, wrote bed because tired.
The main image I keep getting is Lisa's head on the Paul Revere statue.
>>161509918
Is Blizzard using neural networks to differentiate inputs from legit and cheating players?
I can't stop getting hackusations
Arcade doesn't even give a deathcam yet they hackcuse anyway
>>161511323
I like reminiscing :)
>>161511314
Y-yes master
Does Pharah have daddy issues?
Dude xD just win 9 brawls XD
>>161512253
>poor dumb bimbo healslut doesn't even know how to crop
>>161512162
No, but they are scanning for files with a specific checksum
>>161512248
>Arcade doesn't even give a deathcam yet they hackcuse anyway
>1v1
>dude gets potg
>see him tracking my head through the wall as mccree
yea sometimes its bullshit
>>161512339
well according to the writers she knows who her father is.
>>161512392
why don't people just run it through UPX, add a NOP, or something then?
>>161512509
He accused me way before POTG
I didn't even land anything crazy, diamonds just have a tantrum when you kill them sometimes
>>161512540
everyone in-universe does
just not the audience
>>161511409
Yes
>>161511760
https://instaud.io/DQG
>>161511980
Please don't bully me
>competitive overwatch
defend this
>winrate decreasing fast
>shit accuracy
>getting counterpicked all the time
should i just give up on this game? i'm getting old for this shit.
>Play Genji
>Entire eemty team switches to counter me and has a group of 3 players dedicated to following me around shutting down my flanks
>Play against Genji
>Team lets him sit behind them picking people off at will all game long
>>161512989
filters out tryhards from the fun modes
>>161513021
iktf
I swear I used to be good at FPS, but now I'm in my 30s I can't aim for shit. Reflexes are degrading faster than I thought
>>161513058
iktf
>LESS THAN A MINUTE UNTIL NEXT SEASON
>>161512253
>>161512359
>not cropping the webm
>>161513245
I have met some girls who are surprisingly good. A lot of them don't use voice since people get distracted in comp because of it.
>>161513245
fart
>>161513345
>WHAT I LEARNED IN SEASON 2 IIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS...
>>161513348
MOMMY
O
M
M
Y
ANYONE WANNA PLAY COMP?!
on the bone plz
IT'S liiiiiIIIIIIIVEEEEE
>>161513375
To not play comp
>>161513375
fill>dps
>>161513348
wh-whats mommy doing?
>>161511987
1 second is no time at all if you're being shot at by someone who isn't another Zarya.
Her grenades have trash damage and absolute shit splash.
welcum to cumpettiive seamen 3
>>161513434
you have to 1v1 me first
xbox GT: Girseph
final SR seems to be the metric, not peak
>>161513058
>play Genji
>have no idea what I'm doing because I don't usually play him
>obviously not contributing shit
>ult
>three people instantly counter ult me
If only they knew they wasted their ults on a shitter. But Dragonblade having this kind of reputation is a sign of its balance.
>>161493546
time to only play widowmaker in season3
>>161513408
>>161513581
healing
>>161513597
he grenades get larger in size the more charged up she is
she does not have damage drop on her M2, which does 90 damage at full charge
It's quite easy for Zarya to reach damage levels with her M2 that make it a ranged Reinhardt hammer swing.
>>161513751
>pharah ults
>"huh, wait something is screaming autistically"
>pharah shutdown by a slow reaction time anybody
>>161513783
M-mommy what're you and uncle Hanzo doing?
>>161513751
>>161513927
sounds like balance 2 me
>>161505976
level doesnt mean shit
should i fill during placements and do my best or do what ever the fuck i feel like and want?
>comp goes online
>can't finish my last weekly victory to get my lootbox
thanks compfags
>>161511808
Same here. I just want to play the fucking game
>>161513597
>1 second is no time at all if you're being shot at by someone who isn't another Zarya.
Do you have brain damage? 1 second of survival is more valuable when the enemy can kill you quickly, not less.
>>161494083
Bedouin Genji
Alternatively, unlikely to get a Arabian hero since we still don't even have a Greek one to match with the Ilios map.
>>161514108
look at the top left
servers BTFO
B
T
F
O
What Christmas skins are you hoping for /owg/?
I personally want a Santa Claus Roadhog, with a candy cane as a hook.
>>161512987
you ever thought of doing a podcast? I really like your voice.
>>161513751
>That Lucio who only ever ults when you do
>>161514345
Widowmaker skin. I don't care what it is.
Just something for best girl.
>>161514272
What?
>>161512987
consider podcasting or streaming or something, anon, you really have a nice voice
>>161514345
Roadhog is going to get the candycane hook
>>161514442
it's not a skin you retard, it's 100% an emote
>>161514397
>wait for supports to ult/kill supports
>ult
>team wipe
hehe..HAHAHAHA
>>161512987
post overbuff anon
>>161514345
Zenyatta with a homeknitted sweater and beanie, using snowballs instead of orbs.
>first placement match
>disconnected as soon as we're ready to play
>banned from comp
Fuck you too.
>>161514514
What makes you so certain?
>>161514545
>Implying supports ever ult when they know there's a Genji who has blade up
>>161488741
>oh I am sure s3 will be better than s2!
>start game 1
>hanzo main who refuses to switch and never hits absolutely anything
Here we go again! This will surely not be infuriating at all!
>>161514545
I love baiting supports to throw their ults in.
A M A R I B R E E D I N G
>>161514345
D.Va ms christmas skin where her mech is modelled after a sleigh, and her zero suit is a slutty santa costume but with a fake beard. Also for them to port thunderguard from hots.
Goddammit I wish they balanced for fun instead of whatever arbitrary system they're using right now. So many of the heroes feel like shit to control because of shoddy design decisions. Examples of what I'm talking about would be Hanzo arrow speed and Pharah flight, both characters are still fairly shit competitively speaking, but they're a lot more fun to play now.
Nerf Soldier's damage but allow him to reload while running.
Make Zen's orbs hitboxes smaller but let them travel faster.
Give Zarya's M2 a normal trajectory.
These are simple quality of life changes which would make the characters a lot more fun to play and which can be counterbalanced very easily, yet we will never see them because Blizzard has a warped definition of "balance".
>there are people
>in THIS VERY THREAD
>that actually play comp the first day it's out
>>161514345
Winston as Rudolph the Reindeer.
>>161514626
shit nigga that's comfy as fuck
>>161514667
>I'VE GOTCHU IN MY SIGHTSS
>OGON POGOTOVNISTSI
>HAMMA DOWN
>DONG ZHU CHING CHANG CHONG
what do you do
>>161514258
We already have Ana though that speaks Arabic. What about a Turkish hero?
>>161514345
Elf Tracer
>Do this
>Torb gets POTG
It's almost like picking the meme manlet is a guaranteed POTG
>>161514803
Best girls
>tfw tanking my calibration on purpose
>Just instalock Genji and roleplay as my teammates from Season 2
>Will probably get Bronze
>Listening to my teammates go ballistic their calibrations are getting tanked with me
Now I'll be able to goof off and still win games. Much better than the stress that was 24/7 Zarya.I was Grand Master before this.
>>161514803
AMARI
EUGENICS
BREEDING
PROGRAM
Help
Reposting reminder.
Should I play Comp or Dark crusade?
>>161514803
>you'll never give Pharah lots of sisters
>>161515019
copyright issues with bethesda, anything like it would turn out looking like a radroach.
>>161514872
Whats wrong with that
>>161515186
Huh? Wrong post reply?
>>161515158
what a disgusting webm. please give me a source for it so I know what types of websites to avoid.
>>161514803
>>161515042
>>161515084
Reminder that Ana will force you and Pharah to give her grandchildren.
http://rule34hentai.net/image/182745
>>161515158
>you'll never have beautiful daughters in general
Holiday event when?
>>161514872
Isn't it easier to get a higher SR that way?
>>161515019
Some people I guess want a hero who looks more Muslimy or Araby (since the tattoos the two Egyptians have kind of conflict with that), plus Egyptians are the most tsun about being Arab since many claim to be Egyptian over Arab.
Turkish hero, why not I suppose.
>>161514992
Nothing because cockblocking Genji has top priority
>>161515113
If they want lootbox money, at least one of them has to be a waifu skin.
>>161515384
Not when you get people like this guy on your team:
>>161515061
>>161515278
Here, just terrible.
http://rule34hentai.net/image/179778
>give s76 a little more damage
>Suddenly he's considered fucking broken
?
Shitters please explain your logic
>>161515032
I think the game just looks at something like the top three potential potgs and just randomly picks one out of them
>>161515113
either that or two. Summer games had six, although half were recolours. Halloween had 4 with significant work put into each one, possibly because of a more complex theme than just sports gear. Could be they half it again for christmas due to a shorter timeframe since the last event. Also it's not really that bold of a prediction to need to screenshot it.
>>161515431
First Tracer, then Mercy, I'm guessing Christmas slut will be Mei.
>0/2
Is solo queuing as mercy impossible?
>tempted to not even bother playing comp because if I start climbing to Grandmaster again then I'll just get bored after reaching my goal and my rating will decay to ~diamond and I'll either have to play a shit ton of games again when the season is about to end or be stuck with that blackmark on my profile forever
>>161515431
Widowmaker.
She has only gotten a recolor.
>Pick D.Va
>Play like shit
>Still win and get gold elims with almost 0 deaths
>>161515540
Mercy and Reinhardt have no chance for skins
>>161515061
Didn't Blizz say everyone was going to be placing lower than they did last season anyway
>>161515326
>Ana's coat is static and moving around in odd positions behind Pharah
I hate these fucking SFM retards, they can't even bother to rig the simplest shit.
>>161515270
nice damage control turkroach
>Pumpkin Reaper has carbon fiber elements on his armor
>>161515384
Blizzard said that one of the inspirations for Ana was a hijab at SDCC. She also speaks Arabic. I mean we could get one but it's kind of redundant unless they are like not from Saudi Arabia if you get what I am saying? It's like adding another standard accent american hero which would conflict with soldier.
Oh and if they are going to add another american hero it should either be boston or new york or some place that makes them much different than mccree and soldier. soldier already has the standard covered and mccree south so they should be from the north.
>>161515326
Oh my god
>>161515598
I was talking about events, Tracer was the Summer Games poster girl, Mercy for the Halloween event, and that I guess Mei will be the Christmas one.
>>161515772
My mistake. I misread the context.
>>161515326
Not if my dick is tiny
>>161515506
It's not just shitters who are crying, but also 3.5k+ players of previous meta classes.
But I guess they would rather see a 4th tank than 76.
>>161515574
Duo with me
>first placement
>3+2 stack
>it's a zarya keeps running in front of everyone, gets killed, and blames the healers
>>161515772
Nah, Summer Games was all about Lucio and Halloween was all about Hog n' Junk
>>161515624
>focusing on Ana
Found the homosexual.
>>161515827
Irrelevant, if Ana says your dick belongs in Pharah's cunt, pants off.
holy shit blizzard needs to fix their servers or my internet connection is total shit
>play 3v3
>ping at steady 40
>match starts spikes to 500
it happens on their other games as well
>buy the "MOBA FPS" with a focus on unique play styles for each different character
>find every single one boring
>only play Soldier
I fucked up lads.
>>161515901
We were talking about fap bait.
>>161514345
Something like this for widow
>>161515973
Soldier is fine.
Melee only dps hero, 200 health
Ability one is a mobility skill which allows you to blink to an ally or enemy. About mid-range range. Short 5 second cool down
Ability two is like d.va defense matrix with a bar but with zero cast time and it only protects you and does not absorb damage.
Weapons are two swords. Each one does 40 damage per swing.
Ult is health exchange. If you exchange health with someone that has higher health than your max then it works like the overheal decrease mechanic like tf2.
>>161515973
So I'm not the only one who finds Soldier the least boring hero?
>perfectly fine xp system that totally got ruined
>bastion
>most important update in lastest patch was un-needed symmetra buff
>almost 2017
>fps that doesn't have any clan system, let alone at least an optional clan tag
>cant upload your own profile picture
dead game eminent?
>>161493275
I like to think several of those will be unique skins, but I'm sure most will just be recolors.
>>161515912
>horribly animated SFM porn
>if you point out how bad it is you're a homosexual
haha
>>161515473
Gramma Ana, can I please see more lewds of your daughter?
I n-need them. To, uh, study her spray pattern.
>kill 5 people as reinhardt in the last 10 seconds without ult
>POTG goes to D.Va ult at the beginning of the round that killed 5 people
>>161514650
>gets the shittiest recolor in summer games
>gets nothing on halloween event
blizzard doesn't know how to do skins for widowmaker, just look at all her other skins, the only good one they produced is the noire one cause they had a backstory to creating it
it's gonna be shitty emote just trust me
>>161493275
>Zarya love
I AM READY
>>161516394
I bet a pussy like you can't even impregnate her.
http://rule34hentai.net/image/191248
>51 elims
feels good man
>>161516414
I meant the D.Va ult killed 3 people
my post just got ruined baka
>>161516262
he is the most well rounded
>>161516245
>winston ult
>press q
>1000 health
seemsblanaced
>>161516462
>>161516271
Curios to see what the game's environment will be like after this Xmas event since there aren't really any holidays big enough to turn into a three week event until we get back to the summer games. They better have some good shit planned for the first half of next year.
>>>161516496
New thread
>>161516607
early
>>161516607
>not bothering to make a "season 3 edition"
>not adding anything pertinent
>just shitting out a new thread
>but we have to go with yours because it was first
Fuck you.
>>161516262
Soldier, Lucio, & Reinhardt are the most boring characters to play in this game.
>>161516589
this, or dead game
i hope blizzard devs are a bunch of weeb virgins that go on 4chan so they can be reading this before it's too late
>>161514363
>>161514476
I've thought about it but I need to be more entertaining.
>>161514590
What is Overbuff?
New
>>161516778
>>161516778
>>161516778
>>161516778
>>161516262
I stopped playing cod and battlefield to get into ow and main the cod character because the rest of the cast is shit.
>>161516607
>>161516869
Oh, god damn it.
>>161516792
It's fun when you learn to chain headshot people. But cannot hit anything with helix missiles anymore. The primary fire buff has spoiled me.
>>161516985
Getting a Lucio far away who's attempting to run away through wall riding with Helix Rockets is pretty satisfying.
>>161490094
Get a job manlette and stop whinging
>>161516245
He already exists, but your implementation is terrible
>leaver in my first placement
>>161492850
Lucio, because I can't into nigger faggots
>>161493546
reminds me of when I was a healer in burning crusade, I literally carried shit PUG after shit PUG to train myself to be a better healer
>>161499514
Umadbro
Off to a good start lads
>>161514992
>"My servants never die!"
>>161519019
Remember that's it's all your fault and the metrics for placing your skill level are infallible.