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Apagando las luces edition

>Developer Update - Symmetra Changes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elN-QGyToxM

>Blizzard Crushing November-anon's Hopes and Dreams
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752185714

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Official Website and Community
https://playoverwatch.com
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/

>Latest Patch Notes (Live)
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752215318

>Overwatch Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://overbuff.com/
http://masteroverwatch.com

>Competitive Info
http://gousgamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Previous Thread
>>161401238
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Blue waifu
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POST BEST OMNIC
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My copy finally came from amazon, how do I git gud?
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>>161425842
how do bluefags always get the first post
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>>161425935
Because blue is best girl.
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Sick of faggots playing windowlicker and 76 this patch is fucking terrible to be a support player.
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>>161425930
print out a refund stub and mail it back, you're not ready kiddo
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Have you been a good boy, /owg/?
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>>161425915
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>>161425759
Mejor chica!
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Can anyone get a clear picture of the projected image in the inaccessible room on Oasis?
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>>161425935
Stay true to the /blue/.

>>161425842
>>161425997
I love the blueberry qt so much. So perfect.
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Why do I love Widowmaker so much? It's pretty simple when I think about it. Widowmaker isn't just the best hero in overwatch, she might be the future Queen of Waifus Just imaging her grappling through the sands of Anubis, the wind in her hair, her mighty rifle with her. As she grapples through the objectives, the men swoon at her very scent. They know how she smells, the essence of her smell is sold in the blizzard store under the the name of "Blueberry pie scent". The very nature of Widowmaker is mystery. could she be playing a deeper game than even her creator realizes? The answer is yes, she has transcended such boundaries as the written world, and has free will to do whatever she sees fit. However, Widowmaker is filled with such guile, such french smugness that she does not even use these powers. Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the Widowmaker is not one that is easily penetrated. Widowmaker is such a force of nature in her realm that nothing can truly touch her, the only thing keeping her bound to the game at all is her will to exist within the preordained boundaries of her world. Widowmaker is not only beyond the comprehension of us, she exists within a plane of true focus and beauty. Observe her smug smile, her gorgeous and rippling ass, her cute nose, and most importantly, her eyes. Her eyes, like pools of saffron, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of Widowmaker. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt. Widowmaker is not just a character, a formless collection of words and images, she is herself is the binding that holds the saga together. Without Widowmaker, the entire game, the entirety of Blizzard as we know it crumbles. The temple of anubis would freeze without Widowmaker, Eichenwalde would become a desolate crater, Ecopoint: Antarctica would melt without her frosty gaze. These are just of a few of the reasons why I like Widowmaker so much.
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>>161426186
how do I even start the game on that map

just stuck in a loop
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Share with the thread the hero you would delete completely if you were given the opportunity to do so.
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>>161426225
N-no bully please.
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>>161426346
All heroes have a place some just aren't in a good spot right now.

Except Mei but she isn't a hero.
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I recently just ordered Overwatch on steam but the online digital code isn't registering with battle.net. Any help guys?
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>>161426491
wat
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>>161426491
>I recently just ordered Overwatch on steam
(you)
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>>161426473
Chill out
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>>161426346

Ana
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>>161426225
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>>161426346
Widowmaker
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JUST
FUCK
MY
MATCH
MAKING
UP
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Seriously how do I get good at an fps game in general, there are no guides or tips online that explains anything in words.

Coming from years of starcraft I knew I'd have a hard time with shooty but 24hrs played and I still can't aim for shit, what do
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>>161427000
click

heads
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>>161426939
That's not what imbalanced QP matchmaking looks like
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>playing hog trying to hook people for fun on QP
>enemy team has a pharah all high up in the sky behind everyone spamming rockets
>junkrat outside of spawn lobbing grenades in the general direction of the choke point
>torb on the side
>bastion in the back
>add up a healer/mei/widow to the mix
>rein shielding all this bullshit
>every single defense match on the past hour

It's ok, i didn't even want fun tonight.
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>>161427000
You need a mouse you're comfortable with, a nice mousepad and most important than anything by a landslide, PRACTICE.
protip: keep your eyes on the crosshair at all times.
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>>161426190
Is blizzard only allowed to craft booty? I see the girls with beautiful asses, but why not tatty? Even blueberry has exposed cleavage but her titsisters are like b cup at best.
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>>161427093

Wew lad.

I won't bitch again. That looks brutual.
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>>161427000
Practice, practice, practice.avi
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>>161427000

Grandmaster: 10,000 hours FPS playtime minimum

Master: 5000

Diamond: 2500

Platinum: 1000

Gold: 250

Silver: 100

Bronze: <100

Get to grinding, lad.
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>>161425759
>Arcade weekly just reset
>40 second queues into the same shitty team against the same premade

Is this a dead game?
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I just realized Tracer holds her guns as if she was a fighter plane. Has anyone found out if her pistols have convergence yet?
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>>161426939

>playing sombra

that's what you get
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>>161427093
how does that even happen? top 500 players in the same game as two level 1's?

is gaem ded?
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How to get into Oasis on PTR right now:
>Enable skirmish while searching
>Join QP

Seems to always join Oasis.
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>>161427335
>as if she was a fighter plane
Tracer is a good driver/pilot.
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Cutest and best pairing
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>>161427335

There's no convergence, the bullets are emitted in a single stream from her crosshair placement. Try 1tapping (100% accuracy on first shot) a wall from 10m away then point-blank
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>>161427183
>>161427243
>>161427246
>>161427065

Alright I gotta put in the time then, though all these kids with their call of dooty experience have thousands of hours shooty ahead of me, it's gonna be a long climb.

Do all pros use dot crosshair to aim for the heads btw? or the cross crosshair is more common?
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>>161427335
She doesn't, her spray is similar to d.va.

Also her whole theme is WWII-ish aviator in general, wouldn't be surprised if she dual wields for the reason you pointed out.
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>>161427519
Short crosshair is used by virtually 100% of pros, because you can't see the head to make sure it's properly aligned unless there's a gap in the middle of the crosshair. If it's a solid dot it will obscure the head and you can be off, especially at long range where the dot is bigger than the head.
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>hook niggas left and right
>blast their face point blank with a shotgun
>go WHOLE HOG on them

Why is Roadhog so fun?
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>>161427423
>Overwatch builds Tracer a fighter jet that hooks into her chronal accelerator
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>>161427519
I hope its not the circle because both dot and circle only show up as a dot for me. Thumbs up.
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Sombra is so embarrassingly bad. Dies instantly, does no damage, abilties get stopped with no effort, ult requires perfect teamwork to be useful
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>>161427519
To be quite honest mate having great mechanics is good but it can only get you so far, seeing as you come from broodwar I assume you already know how strategies and counters work. All you need to do now is use that gamesense that you've acquired and use it in overwatch.
Still, good aim is always a must. Have fun practicing pal
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I wonder if all the lifeless grand master FPS autists will kill themself when VR shooter games make FPS mouse aiming obsolete, and they have no notable skills any more.
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>>161427298
Try 3v3 or 1v1, I guess that's where people go to get them fast and never play it again until next week.
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>>161427493
>Junkrat doesn't detonate prematurely
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>>161427649
Flying a jet like that is what caused tracer all her time problems.
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>>161427643
Piece of shit character, getting hooked through solid walls is not fun.
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>>161427832
hi genji
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>>161427775
Thats where I am. 1v1 wont pop and 3v3 I keep going up against the same 3 person premade and I keep getting paired with the same two shitty players. The queues take too long for there to be other people playing but not long enough for a whole game to be played between my matches.
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>>161427649
she went too fast and paid the price>>161427816
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>>161427183
>eye on crosshair
This is new advice to me. Watching the crosshair improves aim? I feel as though I watch my enemy movement more than anything.
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Patch tonight?
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>>161427246
tfw hit grandmaster and OW was my first fps :^)
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>>161425759
I will be moving since I need to travel abroad for my masters programme, so I can not bring my rig with me, but I'd like to keep playing.Is there some midterm gaming laptop that's worth buying that can run the game fine? 1080p 60 would be sufficient for my pleb needs.
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What DPI/Mouse sensitivity do you use?
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>>161427715
No you don't understand!!! She just needs a team comp based entirely around her and good communication from the rest of her team, which are virtually nonexistent at all levels of play besides pro tournaments!! That means she's balanced! You just haven't learned her yet! Give the pros time! She's good! She does tons of damage! She has invisibility and that's OP!! Hacked healthkits are OP!! Remember Ana? DAE remember Ana was OP?
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>tfw I was healslutting before it became a meme
>tfw it feels hollow now because anyone who knows about it will think I just picked it up because of the meme
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>>161427967
>T. Reinhardt main

that's why Overwatch is a good game though
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>>161428043
>midterm
Mid tier.
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>>161427967
Playing support in a 6stack? Post your stats page.
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>>161428103
If you only did it because it wasn't mainstream, then you aren't a true healslut.
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>>161428043
https://www.amazon.com/Dell-Inspiron-i7559-763BLK-Full-HD-GeForce/dp/B015PYYDMQ/?tag=logicaincrem-20
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>>161428103
You can be my pocket healslut.
I'll be sure to appreciate your dedication.
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>>161428169
I think you need to focus on school, anon.
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If the clothes attaches to Tracer follow her when she rewinds or blinks, why doesn't the entire Earth follow her too when she blinks while on the ground?
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>>161427936
You have to do both, which is why being really good at FPS games is difficult. You have to be able to sift through the background information unconsciously while also watching for your crosshair to be over a head and click it.

So yeah, you should be aiming with your crosshair.
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>>161428216
>960m
>for 1080p 60fps overwatch

A bit of a waste senpai.
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>>161428058
1500/2.5
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>>161428306
I don't think she actually teleports, I think she just speeds up her own time to move really fast.
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>>161428192
I still do it but some of the magic has been lost for me.
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>>161428306
Why don't they just make a giant translocator and blink the earth in time before the omnics were invented and stop the war?
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79th for Amélie!
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>>161428216
This looks pretty good and the price is affordable to me. Cheers!

>>161428235
I am sure it will be fine. I just have to choose between getting to masters in OW or getting a masters degree.
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>>161427246
>master 5k hours

My only fps before this was TF2 and my playtime on that is only like 1.5k hours and I just played spy.

Yes I'm deeply disappointed with Sombra.
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Hana Song is an antisocial LOSER
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>>161428683

Are you really master, or 'finish rank 3200 season high 3503' master?
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>>161428683
>My only fps before this was TF2
Not even Doom, Duke Nukem or Blood?
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"GG"
>stfu
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>>161427519
This site is great for practicing your aim. Personally I do a few rounds of this one before playing hitscan heroes seriously.
http://aim400kg.com/fa/
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>>161428824

>feel when I'm only 20 but my first FPS was still Doom somehow

I remember playing that shit around an age when I can't remember anything else. I could rarely get past more than 4 enemies, if I got to 10 it was cause for a celebratory popsicle break
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>>161428820
For reals reals master. I wanted to get top 500 but at that point soloq had destroyed my will to play seriously.

>>161428824
I've never played any of those. I never had a computer that wasn't from the mid 90's until 5 years ago.
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>>161428058
800 6
Zarya/Rein player
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>>161428165
>>161428180
I only solo queued and mainly played support and zarya
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>>161428885
Instead of going to meme sites, aren't there real muscle strengthenings that can actually reinforce your mouse control?
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>>161404971
What is peoples problem with Sombra? She just too edgy looking?
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>>161429237
hmmmmm
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>>161427335
no because that would be interesting and blizzard doesnt do interesting design
btw heres another character with a stun and an ult that has no counterplay, go nuts
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It's just like one of my Japanese animes
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>>161429251
Yes there are, it's called play the fucking game and your aim will get better
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>I can't guardian angel to Mei when she's in her autism cocoon
>I can't hack a health kit when Mei's autism cocoon is on top of it even only partially
>le wall face

remove mei NOW
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>>161429302
Do you guys actually like poo in loo or is it just a meme? First day here..
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>>161429507
don't post again
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>>161429507
GET OUT
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>>161429562
Answer the question then
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>>161429410
Is Roadhog actually an Orc in disguise?
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>>161429410
This isn't bad, but I'm not really feeling the man bun desu. The way it's drawn makes his hair look longer than it actually is.
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>>161429692
Nah, judging by his height I'd say troll.

Come on blizzard, just admit you're making a Shadowrun game already, you released the Decker recently after all.
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>>161429651
I think they're supposed to be reminiscent of boar tusks but maybe
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What if D.Va was T H I C C?
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>>161429769
Whoops. Meant for >>161429651
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>>161428809
We all are.
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>Symmetra on Hanamura defense.

It just works.
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>>161429827
delet this
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>>161429827
>chubby =/= thicc
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>>161427423
Happy Reaper is qt. I want to make him happy. How do I do it?
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>>161429651
He's a Porc.
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>>161429251
2d plane games are of limited value anyway unless you're totally new to point and click adventures, or your refleves have gone potato for sime reason. Moving a crosshair through a 3d space requires differenet adjustments to keep on target

the other half of aiming is moving into a position to make it easier on yourself, flick-shotting someone who appears off to the side is cool but why not blow them away as they're running right at you?
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>>161429827
then she'd be discarded immediately.
I seriously believe this fucking thicc meme is related to the stupid fat acceptance movement.
kill yourselves unhealthy fucks
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>>161429827
Then she would be D.Fat
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>>161430072
You don't, if he becomes happy he wont be the reaper anymore.
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I got this game a week ago and I haven't played an fps in years so I'm struggling to adjust to it again. When I get into firefights I tend to swing my crosshair back and forth and I have real trouble hitting people. The worst is characters like Genji and Lucio who are constantly jumping and they just seem to be faster than me. I've turned my sensitivity down and I've been trying this Ana headshot practice thing but I still lose my cool in those close engagements and just end up spraying bullets everywhere.

Any tips?
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>>161430146
>I seriously believe this fucking thicc meme is related to the stupid fat acceptance movement.

It is. It's also never going to be successful, because fat women will never not be disgusting.
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when is this shit going to work
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>>161429827
she wouldn't fit in the meka
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So guys Sombra can no longer hack through Rein's shield.

Thank God
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>>161430146
Nah,men invented thick for women with thick thighs/large tits but skinny waist. Then niggers expanded it because most black women fit in that description.
But landwhales make it sound as if thicc=chubby/fat but if a girl has belly, that's not thicc, that's chubby or obese.
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>>161430146
thicc is the best

But fatso landwhales/chubby chasers that hijacked it to mean blobs of cellulite and disgusting packs of fat have fucking ruined the term
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>>161430381
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>>161430078
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>>161426491
Contact UPlay support
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>>161430234
Does anyone have the version of this pic with Reaper and Bastion? I thought I saved it but I didn't.
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>Reinhardt drops his shield to fire strike on a contested choke
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>>161427715
>mfw I remember everyone was saying sombra is op and now the meta is ruined
LMFAO
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>>161430796
>implying rein still had his shield
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I love brown girls
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Sombra is literally a hinderance
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>>161430796
Or more likely if the Rein was competent before that his shield broke.
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>>161430796
>Mcree spams "YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS" while standing behind rein
>It's 11:59:59
>Rein drops shield to firestrike in the general direction of enemy Ana
>Widowmaker takes Mcree's hat off
>rein pls
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>>161430796
>Hold shield up on a chokepoint
>No one on my team shoots through it
>Which means the enemy can rain down on my shield
>Its breaks and I have to run to cover
>"Umm rein why are you running back, pussy"
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>>161429996
>playing symmetra
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>>161430938
>sombra will make you love in game when on your team

>her cinematic is her purposefully making the mission fail
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>sombra becomes op
>le cancer bitch invis le instant kill
>hanzo and widow become even more meta to counter her

I honestly hope she stays weak, the character doesn't have 150 life, is extremely mobile and fucking invisible, letting her get into positions tracer can't.

Buff her damage? Bullshit instant kills from invis, yes you can hear it and it's loud, but she can't hold her own when she picks fights even when she has the advantage, give her more damage and she can pick off healers and dps and become boss nigger.

Buff her hacking? Now she is the most annoying fucking character to play against and no medkits for anyone.
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>No Limits is literally Toblerone: The Experience
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>>161430923
I love brown
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>>161431480
Brown?
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>>161427832
Cry some more
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>>161430938
blizzard wants to test how many people are trolls. So far, the results are as expected. Picking her is literally asking your team to take one...for the team, and lose...
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>>161431364
Really?
It's Super Shimada Bros: the videogame nine times out of ten when I play it
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How is Oasis?
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>>161430923
Ana was built for the only purpose of breeding.
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>>161430858
You say that as if it wassn't less than a month ago
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>>161430381
god dammit blizzard
just as i was going to have some fun
reinhart deleted fucking when
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>Pick widowmaker, least played character
>Genji/Winston/DVA literally disable the ability to play the character

So I get the whole counter thing, but a hero shouldn't just win because it's that pick. You literally, and I mean fucking literally, cannot play the character in any effective way other than to run away and zipline ledge to ledge feeding meter.

I think that if a character is a hard counter to that extent, it needs to have a hard counter of it's own.

I really want a tank buster character than will 9 times out of 10 kill a tank, but lose to most other dps classes.
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>>161431626
Pretty fucking comfy, though I don't like that the are platforms from where you could contest the point. So you're pretty much screwed if you don't have someone on your team who can reach them.
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>>161431349
Didn't you guys say the same bullshit about Mei, a character easily dealt with if you have brain cells?
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PSA: you can play on Oasis in Ptr if you join quick play with skirmish on
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>>161430381
What about NERF DIS!
Can he block that?
Was that WebM in fact a bug?
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Why did they remove Bastion's shield
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>>161428058
800/8
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>>161431787
>error starting game; try again.
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>>161431779
>you guys

No, I always said that mei's entire kit is just fucking lame and her icicle sucked, then her icicle got buffed into a mini hanzo/mccree and her ult became cancer prime.
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>>161431626
Broken
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>>161431902
yeah you have to get lucky enough to join a skirmish instead of an actual game
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Can comp start already and save me from this qp hell.
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>>161431902
I already played two full matches on the PTR, I'm not sure what the problem is. I also had skirmish on and it just took me into a game. NA btw
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>>161431521
Brown
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>>161431841
Blizzard fixed that a while back.
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>>161431773
Well, that's blizzard's way of making pharah viable
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>>161432013
>Dimples of Venus
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how i kill this fat eskimo whore?
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>>161432126
Got it.
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EVERY single time this greets me on the main menu, I feel a giant urge to masturbate

anyone else feel the same for a certain character?
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>>161431759
That was supposed to be Sombra

To bad she's trash and can barely do her job right, but at least they got the 'lose to most other dps classes' part of it
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>>161427093
lmao, the game expects you to just carry them senpai.
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>>161431563
>not We're All Soldiers Now
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>>161432306
They are nice.
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This will become canon and nothing you do can stop it.
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>>161432360
play reaper or zarya
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>>161432402
stop quitting so many games
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>>161431787
>الحلزون
Not an attractive name for a car, although I can't deny it is accurate.
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>>161432383
God, i would crawl through the jungle and tundra on my knees to suck that man's dick and be abused by him.

>tfw no abusive brown spanish speaking bf built like a truck to spank me
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>>161431907
Buffing Sombra wouldn't necessarily make her OP, you're just assuming they would buff her too heavily. Relax faggot
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>>161432402
>-75% XP

wats wrong with u
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>Its a KOTH episode
>With a subplot of the enemy pharah is ignored by your team
>Starring you as support
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>>161432628
>They make Junkrat the gay character
>They imply it's tied to his mental instability

I know it wouldn't happen but imagining the rage makes me diamonds
>>
>>161427934
but winson made things that fix that. just make the time chest thingy bigger and stick it on a plane
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>>161427246
ENUMBRE spreading lies again. You can trip and fall into plat. OW was my first PC-FPS game in 6 years and I hit master in S2, S1SR60 in S1. 250 hours for gold? lel
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>>161432849
Anyone can say they're master tho
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>>161432849
I got into Plat while healslutting the whole time and edging between rounds.
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>>161432764
Tell the class which character Blizzard Hasn't overbuffed like retards

They are literally going to rival Riots balancing skills at this pace, and they have..what 1/5th the character roster?
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>Error starting game, trying again.
>Error starting game, trying again.
>Error starting game, trying again.
>Error starting game, trying again.
>Error starting game, trying again.
>Error starting game, trying again.
>Error starting game, trying again.
>>
Has there been any word on how Roadhog hook 2.0 is going to be like? Will it end all the crying or will it be more "broken"?
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>>161432959
Does that actually work? I'm downloading the game now and looking at the characters I know I'm probably gonna just play Mercy because for some reason I'm an idiot and just have to play support in every game.

Or is "maining" a character idiotic, especially when it's fucking Mercy. Cuz I don't hear many good things about her. Should I just go Lucio and suck it up.
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>>161432770
>he doesn't enjoy thick rockets pounding his healslut ass all game long

fag
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new map is on the ptr guys
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>Can never play support without this healslut meme over my head

Manly healer who heals by punching when?
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So how about that new map oasis? Thoughts on it? Personally I don't like the jump pad idea. I've played games with them and I don't want them in overwatch
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>reaper mains
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Anyone know the names of each map in Oasis?
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So they're finally taking matchmaking out of the game, judging by the PTR
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>>161433239
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>force to babysit the payload alone while everyone else fucks off
>literally push it from beginning to end
>get a card for it
>0 votes
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>>161432413
>lose to most
You mean lose dps to all characters. Support characters reguarly out 1v1 one her
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Can someone fucking post a nice resolution pic from that damn theater room? What is written there?
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>>161433139
If you want to win, just play Lucio every game. Even if you do nothing but leave heal aura on all game and run like a bitch from everything you will get into high Gold.

If you want to fantasize about satisfying ALL of your teams needs, play Mercy every game.

But Mercy is honestly the least useful healer atm, aside from big Rezes which can win you the point if the Mercy is good. No damage output of her own, damage amp is negligible on most DPS, and can't keep up health on multiple targets quickly enough to matter.
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>just got home

>server maintenance
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>>161433502
see
>>161431964
>>161433103
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>>161433201
Looks nice and the layouts are okay enough. The one stage with the hole in the middle seems to have a bunch of shit going on and I'm not a fan of the stage where the point is off to the side. So far it seems like I won't mind whenever I get it as my map.
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>>161433427
I can only read like 3 of those names
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can't connect to bnet. anyone else?
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>after 2 hour waiting get to play new map
>no players leaving game
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Is there any reason not to pick McCree every match in every game mode?
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>>161433529
>Rein ults in Eichenwald.jpg
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>>161433726
If the enemy is running Roadhog and 76.
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>enemy hides in a corner during a Soldier round in 1v1 and waits until their biotic field is up
Wow, so much fun
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>>161433952
>Not bum rushing him and outplaying him
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>>161433726
Widow can unironically wrecks his shit now.
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>play mystery heroes
>koth_ching chong
>get nothing but defense heroes the entire match
>do nothing and weigh down the team, but manage to almost secure a win on round 3 when I get Junk
It's like defense isn't good, blizzard, what's up with that?
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Flashbang headshot or flashbang fan the hammer?
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>>161429237
>I played Ana, Lucio, and Zarya, by far the most problematic non-offense characters in the game
i would be impressed if it was anyone but those characters
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>>161434178
Flash the hammer.
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hey guys i have an idea for a new character

Name: Blood
Weapon: Shotgun
250 hp
18 rounds
Shift:
3 large bullets that do 25-50 damage each can headshot damage can vary
E:
Throws mini grenade that could stick on walls 5 bombs maximum. Right click to activate.
Q:
Turns weapon into a grenade launcher, works like Junkrat's weapon for 120 seconds
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>>161434075
Anon, you do know that they can just run away, right? If they hear you run after them, they'll run away. This is even more fun when the WH comes up because they keep running away from you, because then they'll run forever until time is up.
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>>161434118
>Hear "IT IS PRECISELY 12:00 PM"
>Find the giant glowing cowboy man of time telling
>Click his head
>"Pfft. Americans."
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>go skirmish while queueing to practice
>one-hero limit enforced in skirmish

gg blizztards
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>>161427093
forced 50 is real
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>>161434151
>tfw no one ever plays mystery heroes or the playlist so have to wait 6 minute ques just to get the parmamercy one, and then everyone leaves
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>>161434151
>losing hardcore in mystery heroes on lijiang tower
>suddenly get 3 symmetras on our team
>proceed to fucking wreck their shit with impossible amounts of turrets on the point

dunno why i typed this
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>>161434285
>Not crouch-walking and sneaking up on him and then landing 5 headshots before he breaks line of sight
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>>161434487
delete this
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>>161434439
Because you need more validation in your life

Its gonna be okay anon, its gonna be okay.
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>>161434487
I don't understand how/why she is eating it that way.
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>>161434646
>she
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>>161434646
>she
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>>161434703
>>161434765
The hair fooled me.
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Who else /healslutmain/
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>>161434823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7upgaUAcjbc
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>>161434885
Enjoy your poz
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>its another grandmaster hitscan player grouping up with 4 others and playing widow in quickplay while you are 6 randoms
Alright Blizzard, at least make Avoid Player for QP only.
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>>161434487
>>161434765

Chara fuckers pls go back to your angst fapping and leave us alone
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>>161434765
Not so friendly reminder that if you are a male and are sexually attracted to another human with a penis you are a homosexual. You are not straight if you like men stop trying to justify it. It doesn't matter if they look feminine if they have a penis they are a male.
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Is it worth solo queuing in comp
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>>161434984
But Chara is the only good part of that entire game anon.
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>>161434998
>It doesn't matter if they look feminine if they have a penis they are a male.
But what if the penis is feminine?
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>>161434823
It's never said whether that character is male or female.
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>Angela Ziegler is 37 years old
SPOILED
P
O
I
L
E
D
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>tfw just upgraded my pc for OW
>have it on ps4 lvl 403
>Start playing on pc
>my 65 hours of Genji is now useless
At least the 50 of lucio come in handy still. How do I git gud with Genji on PC I've been stuck playing hog ana Lucio because im near useless on the ninja
>>
What are you playing while waiting for the game to be up?
GitS first assault is fun, i like the futuristic look of it.
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>>161435189
But the game is up
>>
Why is there maintenance going on right now?

could it be the Christmas event
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>>161435348
I dont know answer my question faggot
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>>161434749
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>>161435348
It's not, they are fixing Oasis
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>>161435072
Chara is fucking stupid and you know it.

>I'M THE DARKNESS INSIDE YOU
>SO META MUCH DEEP THOUGHTS
>MURDER THEM ALL

Followed swiftly by:
>I WANT TO SAVE CHARA
>CHARA DID NOTHING WRONG
>FUCK BOIPUCCI

Everything about him is babbys first "My actions have consequences?!" encounter in a game and what the fandom turned him into speaks to all of the worst parts of teenage angst-mongers.
>>
>>161435189
Titanfall 2
>>161435348
It's unscheduled, so doubt it.
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>>161435072
kys yourself my man
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>>161434885
Yeah I played mostly support season 2. Probably gonna do the same season 3. I always played supporting roles in games not just overwatch.
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>playing quickplay
>fucking around
>all of sudden log out
>"ACCOUNT SUSPENDED OR BANNED"
>wtf
>go to email
>see this

I have literally never cheated a single fucking day I've played this game. Not a single fucking day.

40 dollars, ~500 hours wasted. Two seasons worth of playing, gone.

The best part is they stated that they
wont overturn it.

Heres my stats if you think im lying

http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/Mavrick-11466
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>>161435097
Impossible.
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>>161435174
>>161435174
Anyone
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>tfw actually pretty good with Sombra
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>>161435478
I love Chara exactly because he's such a stupid edgelord character who also happens to have cute art. Being a Chara fucker is literally the same as being a Reaper fucker except one prefers feminine edgelords and the other prefers manly edgelords.

Also I actually hate the majority of Undertale and its fanbase and so I got cathartic enjoyment out of the character who also hates it.
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>>161435765
How do I git gud

>>161435793
Get the fuck out of here
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>>161435651
>He doesn't know about feminine cock
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>>161435638
>We don't take this decision lightly. Our team issues this closure after a careful review of relevant evidence
Yeah I imagine they have the most dedicated employees working on these things.
>>
>>161435638
Used any new programs recently? Maybe they'll test for a false positive.
>>
where's the elevator everyone keeps talking about
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>>161435856
adding Feminine in front of it doesn't make it any less day faggot.
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Imagine hanzo vs kindred tho
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Easy boxes get
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Alternate hairstyles when?
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>>161435832
Play her like an actual stealth disruptor character
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>>161435540
>Running in the 90s
Jesus Christ that died a death
>>
>playing quick play
>every time our d.VA gets her mech destroyed she runs all the way back to spawn
>waits for her mech to come back passively instead of shooting enemies or dying to get it faster
>happens like 3 or 4 times
>we lose
>asked them wtf they're doing
>"I don't want to mess up my kd with her"
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>bought the game after free weekend when everyone was "new" and having fun
>everyone now is a bullying piece of shit even in quick play
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>>161435967
Legendaries
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>>161435967
Absolutely fucking disgusting
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>>161435856
what's the difference between a feminine and masculine dick?
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>>161435905
You mean the jump pad?
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>>161433427
>party cannon
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>one away from getting the Sombra hacking achievement
>some faggot S76 solo ults me
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>>161435856
It doesn't exist. A male enjoying penis is automatically gay.
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>>161436102
I main D.Va but what the fuck
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>>161435638
I was worried something like this was going to happen when they said they'd ban people permanently.
>>
One of the points in Oasis is basically the control centre of Liajang tower but with a small health pack instead of large healthpack.
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>>161436103
Off-season is back tomorrow anon, that'll clear out a lot of the bullies since they'll go back to comp. Other than that you just need to accept that some people will be angry at you no matter what and learn to mute/squelch them and play for yourself.
>>
man i've finally figured the secret to winston: always leap straight up into the air

i used to be so terrible because i kept leaping horizontally. but leaping straight up into the air (especially during fights) can be so powerful
>>
>>161436102
How the fuck honestly cares about stats outside of winrate and comp rank?
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>>161435967
I don't like boy hair cuts on girls. I like girls to look more feminine. They should have long hair.
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>>161436103
>Play Quick Play after spending a few days playing other stuff
>Not doing very well but still contributing some damage
>Know I'm not playing my best so getting frustrated with myself
>Some autist starts raging in all chat complaining about my play
>mfw
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>>161436103
other than the usual "gg ez" and some smug retards here and there, this game has been surprisingly peaceful for now since i bought it. i'll stay away from comp for a long time though.
>>
>>161435638
Nice aimbot
>>
>>161436278
the secret to monkey is that you need to be okay with doing nothing for extended periods of time
waiting for an opening or waiting for respawn is like 90% of his play
>>
>>161436103
All the try hards will go to competitive when it starts again don't worry
>>
>>161436350
why are people so bothered by "gg ez"?
>>
>>161436272
oh, so competitive was disabled or something and that's why all my games were filled with bullies?
that changes a lot.

>>161436350
I'm level 40 and haven't touched competitive and I'm always matched with people levels 60+ and every game there's someone bullying.
even people who point out "we need tank or healer" get on my nerves sometimes depending on how they say it. or when they make me change character without asking nicely.
>>
>>161435967
Is that Mercy on the bottom right? Looks pretty good. Wonder what happened to her arm tho.
>>
>>161436457
is the t-bagging of this generation
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>>161436335
Suit yourself.
>>
New map is kinda arcadey, yeah? Out of place. Cool though. Just feels like it was planned by a third party.
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>No Big Boss Junkrat skin
>No Old Snake Soldier 76 skin
>No The Boss Ana skin
>No Ocelot McCree skin
>>
>>161435638
>Only a million healing done
>Top characters are only dmg dealers
Good you are scum
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>>161436506
I bend you over and pull your pants down. Everyone starts laughing. then I take out my cock and start toying with your asshole. The room is cracking up at this point. you start crying. I cum inside, and then the next person mounts you. The entire room continues to laugh
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>>161436103
>tfw bought at launch and the first few weeks was the only time I enjoyed this game
>after comp S1 came an influx of tryhards rolled in even in QP who will bitch win/lose
I can only enjoy this game muted now. I can't stand listen to nasally fuccbois on their mics giving common sense orders.
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>>161436592
I'm not saying they're ugly I'm saying they'd look even better with long hair.
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>>161436103
Welcome to Overwatch, enjoy your stay, goyim :^)
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>>161436682
That's lewd, anon.
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>>161436349
>Some autist starts raging in all chat complaining about my play
Why let it get to you though? Same shit happened to me today. I decided to have fun and was playing Bastion on Hanamura Defense. Team got pushed way too easily because everyone else ignored the Reinhardt on our team with the shield and just went off on their own and died. Then some autist decided it was my fault and started giving me shit for not shooting anyone, when I in fact had silver damage and gold eliminations. I just let him keep saying shit while I played until we lost.

I know I've been guilty of feeling frustrated with myself on Quick Play, so I get how you feel, but with a cool head, I know it's dumb and that I should just try to have fun. And luckily, sometimes I manage to.
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>>161436335
>boy hair
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>>161436681
who cares faggot, at least you can still play the game

meanwhile I'm out an account i've logged so many fucking hours on, and played countless games on, all because i "cheated" (which need I remind you NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED)

this is so shitty, why is my life just constant fucking misery

overwatch was literally the only game I've been playing for the past ~4 months since it came out. now I have absolutely nothing that I want to play. might as well just sell my PC at this point.
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>game just comes out
>Zarya is considered the worst tank
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My favorite thing that happens is when I'm playing and someone picks sombra
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>>161436807
I just figured you wanted a dumbass response, Seriously, what was the point of making that post. Like "wow, when anon sees this post, he'll have to notice me". Fuck you. Get noticed cunt. i hope you're happy im just waiting to get in a game
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>>161436659
You can even assign one Cobra Unit skin for most of the Overwatch cast. Even Bastion can be Shagahod.
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>>161435174
what the fuck are you talking about? genji on console and pc is literally the same except that you can aim a little better on pc

>throw stupid shurikens in general direction
^ that's literally the only thing that slightly changed with keyboard and mouse
>jumping around and move like a retard
^ literally the same between console and pc
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So has Zarya finally been exterminated from the game?

I have literally not seen a single graviton surge since the ult nerf
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Oasis
gardens
university
citycentre

gonna upload an .mp4 of all three in a moment if people are interested
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https://youtu.be/fpytaU2oyO4?t=5m9s
5:10, use 0.25 speed.
How much of so called "pro" ow-players are just meme-cheaters?
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>>161436457
nothing, it's just that makes no sense when both teams struggled hard. it's nothing but trash talk in this case.
>>161436483
yeah, i'm level 30 something and only played 1 comp match to know what it looks like. what bothers me the most is the matchmaking, "similar skill" my ass. last match i played against a level 300+ mei tryhard on the enemy team and there was absolutely nothing our low level teammates could have done.
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>>161436457
>defense takes all the match time to win
>they even go forever into overtime
>some guy on defense "gg ez"
It's not ez if you're going to take the whole match duration to win you piece of shit. That's the only thing that bugs me on gg ez though.
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>>161436842
>quickly pick her up in random heroes
>become unstoppable force
>fast forward to now
>still unstoppable force
>DVa is now immovable object
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>>161436835
It usually stops bothering me once I stop playing, but after playing for an extended period of time it starts to pile up and I have to just stop because I'm not enjoying it anymore.
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>>161436841
do it faggot
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>>161436835
This

Torb is by far my favorite hero in the game since day 1. More than twice as many hours played with him compared to 2nd most time played. The buff is a god send though since I'm getting less shit for playing him. Less
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>>161436457
It implies smugness and is used even when both teams were struggling.
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Season 3 when?
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>>161437008
The system needs to throw you into a few matches to have an idea of your skill level.
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>>161437030
But that's wrong. D.va still gets raped by Roadhog and Zarya.
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>>161428220
>that pic

M-Mommy
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>Ana switch to Lucio if you're going to solo heal
I know you're not supposed to get invested in what people say in quick play but what the fuck
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>>161436987
Do it senpai
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would you cum inside Pharah's dead body?
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>>161436839
Yeah short hair cuts. Girls should have long hair
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>>161436205
>not getting both achievements on the first day she gets released
anon i have some bad news for you
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>>161436986
Then you're still in gold. People still use her, and she's still good.
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>>161435638
see
>>161435902
Curious to see if this is what caused it.
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>>161436927
That wasn't me you replied to, I just thought that was a really lewd thing to tell someone.
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>>161437030
>complaining about d.va as zarya
How about getting good?

>DVa is now immovable object
Hook and gravity.
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>>161436682
dude what
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how common are false positives in Overwatch?

I just got banned for cheating and I never used hacks.
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>>161436987
did they just reuse the math on the blackboard in watchpoint gibraltar's attack spawn?
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>>161436634
>ana
>a lesbo

Naah. Not even a bi - she loves dick too much
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>>161437139
Why not
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>>161437183
I'm diamond champ.

Just played Zarya on Volksaya, got 15 elims and just barely one ult off it. I can see why people don't play her
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>>161437249
are you this guy?
>>161435638
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>>161437216
I'm not complaining. Just saying that something can now oppose me as Zarya.

Before, I was always at 100, now i have to work to get my charge, and it feels nice
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>>161437316
Just not Reyes's or Jack's is all
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>>161437338
Hes not me, but its nice to see someone else getting the same problem I guess
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>>161433521
I'm still amazed Blizzard actually believes she was a good idea as a character. Literally the only people who play her are the "I'm gonna marry her!" crowd. It's pathetic. Don't come into my lobby and guarantee we lost by picking that useless character.

I mean I know people argue a lot of the roster is 'useless' and this and that

But Mercy and Sombra, are ACTUALLY useless currently. They finally realized how shit Symmetra was, at least.
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>>161436953
>zarya in fortune's duds
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>>161436728
>tfw open beta first time playing overwatch
>play 25hours with my wifu
>buy the game before the game releases
>game releases and play only with my wifu
>knock knock it's the usa they just nerfed my wifu to the shitter
>stop playing untill s1 is close to an end
>just play s1 before it ends to get gold weapon for my wifu
>stop playing and literally only play during events

this is not what i paid for
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>>161437105
>''Yes, sweetie?''
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How do I stop myself from having to go masturbate every 2 matches of playing mercy in overwatch?
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>>161437509
>sfm shit
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>>161436842
Who is this cream queen?
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>>161437460
>Zarya as Volgin
>Genji as Raidenovitch
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>>161437092
>by Roadhog
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>>161437004
>literally can't even see in 0.25 that he throws a rightclick before deflecting
top kek
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>looking at the top ranking players
>very few koreans actually play d.va
can't make this shit up.
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>>161437080
22 hours
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Haven't played in months, is the ability to spam 1 character in games gone? As in like your whole team can be 1 hero. Is that still possible to do?

Thanks ahead of time.
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Should I really be raging at Quick Play? I mean, it doesn't count for anything, and yet, I keep getting mad at my teammates. I had a match on Anubis where I had gold elims as Ana. AS FUCKING ANA. Very next match, I go 20-3 as Roadhog and lose on King's Row defense. Next match, I switch to offense and we couldn't cap the second point because my team was always dead. Having a lvl 4 Soldier 76 who got absolutely rolled by the enemy Tracer, didn't help.

Jesus, are people really this bad? I should not be put with a person who hasn't even come close to level 100 and/or who's SR is less than 2500.
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>>161436953
>No Quiet Widowmaker skin
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>>161437639
What you mean?
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>>161432306
What are those?
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>>161436682
Are you gay?
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>>161437756
It's only an arcade gamemode now. QP and Comp, the only modes that matter, are 1 pick per hero.
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Does anyone else have a problem where they panic while playing? I can't keep calm and aim properly, when I'm in a situation where I need to keep calm I keep spazzing out and shaking my mouse around.
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>>161437635
That doesn't make any sense, mate. The concept is nothing alike. Genji is gonna be grey fox. Unless you were making some sort of a joke here that fell flat
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>>161437787
google it anon
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>>161437636
D.va gets trashed by Roadhog in every 1v1
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>>161437043
I have never gotten shit for playing Torb, now that I think about it.
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>>161437869
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>>161437760
>Quiet
>no Sniper Wolf
I can swear these faggots only started playing MGS with V.
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>>161437853
I always panic when I try to deal with a Hanzo unless I'm playing Winston. I guess I've been bullshitted by scatter and log hitboxes too much and have PTSD, I can't 1v1 a Hanzo without freaking out and fucking up.
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>>161437760
Sniper wolf fits better
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>>161437869
Not before she takes off 80% of his health meaning he may as well be d ad
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>>161437338
>>161437392
oh fuck what the hell? Its not just me?
What do we do?
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>>161437906
"I'm fucking trash and lose 1v1s to D.va as Roadhog" - You
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>>161438000
Whine enough on the forums, seems to work for everything else.
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>>161437947
But Hanzo already has that skin. :^)
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Did Blizzard accidentally not put her in support?

I feel like at absolute best she is a Tracer tryhard.
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>>161438036
>losing 1v1s as d.va to the hog
you're both shit
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>>161438000
I just supported a ticket and am hoping for the best.

I had 3 fucking golds too and was planing on a 4th in the 3rd season, but it looks like that idea just left the fucking room by jumping out the window.
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>>161437982
>hook her
>get her mech below half
>finish it off with another blast to her massive headshot hitbox unless she flies away
>either finish her off with a leftclick or hook her if it's up
>win the 1v1 every time
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>>161437947
>I can swear these faggots only started playing MGS with V.
>Implying I played ANY MGS
Nigga I just look at lewds of Quiet and thats it
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Can I just get a ping that marks the map where I want teammates to go/call out enemies so I can just never talk to them period
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How to fix Sombra
>Make it so that she can shoot while hacking
Thats it
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>>161435638
>if we wrongly accuse you too bad lol!

....this is kind of bullshit. But at the same time...I feel like they don't really wrongly accuse people..or maybe they do and I am ignorant and you are not full of it.
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>>161426000
>tfw stall enough for whole team to get back to the objective
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>>161438036
I don't play Crutchhog, kiddo.
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>>161438142
>implying I'd ever play D.va when the other tanks are still better than her
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>>161438287
good meme friend!
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>>161438243
Hate to say it but you are ignorant, look at my stats, they'd be a lot better on every character if I was cheating.
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>>161438103
If you think she is anything like Tracer, you either just downloaded the game or you are clinically retarded
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>>161438253
>tfw stall enough for whole team to get back to the objective
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>>161437509

I want mommy to sit on my face!
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>tfw moved but also traveling for work so I haven't played in 2 weeks

I don't much like losin'
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>>161438431
Not him but I get it, she's a Tracer with worse damage and meh utility.
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>>161438514
She's inherently superior to Tracer in every way sans damage.
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>there are people who don't combo zarya + d.va ults
top kek
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>>161437116
QP is 100% loss anyway, so why would you care.
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>>161438475
What for?
>>
Sakeeee!
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>Ult no longer requires line of sight
>Getting hurt reveals her like the Spy in TF2 but doesn't deactivate her cloak
>Hack is faster OR requires more damage than a stray bullet to interrupt

Have I fixed Sombra?
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>>161438475
>not step on it
pleb tier
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>>161438771
>Simple ge-SAKE!
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>>161438575
But an offense hero who can't do damage is useless.
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>>161438151
That's fine and dandy but in real life defensive matrix exists. It's not a easy fight but you can DM almost every shot the hog fires while firing back and win the fight.
Personally i think it's a matched duel with who lands more headshots wins, hog only has a 100% win if it hooks a baby d.va.
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>>161438575
>Absolute shit damage
>Ridiculous fall off
>Only in-combat mobility is a teleport that you can't change tentatively
>No in-combat heals either
>Attack hero
No, she's worse than Tracer in every way. Scrap her and build her up again as a support or defense.
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>>161438928
She's not an offense hero. I don't give a fuck about Blizzard or their opinion.
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>>161437982
>Gets grenaded by Ana
>Chugs some gas
>Full HP and 50% ult charge in 1 second
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>>161438913
>With every death comes honor
>with honor... SAKE!
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>>161438986
scrapping her is the only answer
>>
>used to play a lot of reinhardt
>dva got buffed
>decide to try get out

RIP Reinhardt. I'm never going back to him d.VA does everything he does but more flexible. Defense matrix is pretty much the same as his shield and I use it the same exact way. Get in front of team and activate it. Her boost is amazing for retreating or chasing down enemies.
>>
They have too many >Flanker
tanks in this game
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>>161438680

to sniff mommie's special place!
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>>161437408
I like playing mercy
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>>161438669
Why do people keep thinking it's always about wins/losses?
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>>161439196
>Defense matrix is pretty much the same as his shield and I use it the same exact way.
Expect it just a tiny cone and can easily be avoided if shes not in close range.
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>>161429827
With all those Doritos and Dew, she's gonna be fat sooner or later anyway.

Every major match now makes D.Va a little fatter, until she's Roadhog size
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>>161439001
>My feelings are right
You must 18+ to post on this website
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>>161439196
>Defense matrix is pretty much the same as his shield and I use it the same exact way.

you don't need to be infront of people to use it
shit is a giant box that extends several meteres in front of D.Va
throw it over people or over enemies, doesn't really work the same as Rein's shield at all

EX: Tracer is trying to shoot your support zen or something, toggle D.Matrix and put it over Tracer. Just toggle for 1 second duration, the 1 second off. This blocks 4 reloads worth of damage from tracer, or nullifies her for 8 seconds before you run out of D.Matrix
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>>161438287
D.va is currently best tank. Zarya 2. Reinhardt 3. D.VA is a better reinhardt
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>>161426346
Widowmaker
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>>161439916
>one second blocks four reloads
>when her gun literally takes one second to empty then another second to reload
What.... why are all D.va players mentally challenged
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>>161437118
had to do other stuff, but
>https://pleb.pl/oasis.mp4
got most stuff of interest I think
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>>161438945
Wait you can shoot while using defense matrix?
>>
卍 SOMBRA IS HIDEOUS 卍
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>>161439497
Mommy will help you give it better use.
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>>161439951
Doesn't really matter since all tanks are better than any DPS alternatives. Run D.Va Zarya Reinhardt or anything else like it. DPS heroes are a meme, anyone who thinks they're important when they play them is just stupid
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>>161439951
b(7930/99.125)(0.10)
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>>161440067
No, I meant tapping DM to null a shot instead of keeping it up, not that you can fire with DM.
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>>161440137
>Soldier 76 is a meme
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>>161439916
So it's better than his shield
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>>161440018
1 second on, 1 second off. Repeat 4 times consumes D.Matrix, blocks Tracer 4 times over 8 seconds.

you're the idiot
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>>161439916
>Tracer will shoot you with DM up for 1 second
They'll stop shooting and wait you out. D.va =/= Reinhardt.
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>>161440248
You did not say do it four times. You said Activating it for one second then turning it off for a second makes tracer waste 4 reloads worth of dmg which is fucking wrong. You fucked up accept it
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>>161440194
... what?
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>>161440137
(You)
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>>161440242
apples and oranges
D.Matrix is amazing but Reinhardt's shield blocks Earthshatter, Self destruct, discord orbs, most beam weapons, and that kind of thing
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>>161440523
You forgot the most important. Blocks hooks.
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>>161440349
obvious math is obvious, you are an idiot
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>>161440035
what am i listening to? is this the background music?
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>>161439916
>Tracer blinks around the useless dva
>Kills the zen and recall
>>161440680
Not him but maybe you should use proper sentences next time you fuck.
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>ptr down again

why is jeff taking it down to pretend this many people are playing?
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>Americans wake up
>Games suddenly start becoming fun because everyone is laid back and tries to have fun
>>
>play rein

>block double the damage our mercy healed

> her mvp card gets voted to 5
>>
Is PTR fixed yet?
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>>161440748
we console here?
no limitations on turn speed, and D.Matrix is a large projected box
If D.Va really has issues, she can just put it over the zen
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>>161440354
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>>161440996
people don't vote based on cards, they vote based on who they felt helped them win the most
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>>161440732
one of my spotify playlists, couldn't be assed to remove the audio
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i fucking hate mei so fucking much holy fucking shit

how could one hero make the game so not fun
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>>161438475
>>161438680
>>161439497
>>161440120

you guys remind me of the stupid fluffies or whatever they are called on /b/

disgusting
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>Post yfw "All your teammates are dead" in 3v3 and you manage to ace
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>>161441150
>Rein blocking a fuck ton of dmg didn't help them win
Thats not much better either
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>>161441197
Mei is the reason I snipe.
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>>161433467
u wanna win, not gave fun
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>>161441215
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>>161441251
>it's another Reinhardt stands in the chokepoint holding RMB episode
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>you can get hit and killed by cars in Oasis
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>>161441150
>Get a fucking 5 player resurrect as Mercy
>1 vote
Yeah, no.
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>>161441321
That literally wins games though. and even that
>its a mercy presses Q episode
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>>161436102

But you can chara swap in spawn to get the mech back, so seriously nuts that they are waiting at all
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lel
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>>161436102
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>>161441434
JUST

JUST

educate yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=perxWhlX4fM
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>>161441327
I want to hug this girl
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>>161441632
Someones you have too walk through the choke faggot look at Dorado after the first point.
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>>161431480
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ded
ded
this thred
ded
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>>161441632
>tfw everyone who makes videos on how to play are plat or low diamond.
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>30 minutes played on genji so far
>have had q available for 80% of that time
>still have not had a good enough opportunity to use it
this is bullshit
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>>161442374
Literally this
3 hours later and only 480 posts
Time to migrate to /btbg/
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What video settings do you use /owg/?
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>>161442431
A lot of ults are pretty underwhelming if your opponents aren't toddlers are have a temporary lapse in sanity
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>>161441203
wha?
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>>161442515
Ultra. I'm not poor.
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>>161442515
ultra with some custom choices for 300 fps
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>>161442515
Everything on Low. How can you take competitive seriously if you aren't using your OC'd 6600k, and GTX1080 to maintain a constant 300fps?
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>>161442353
I'd let him rape me, but then would it still be rape?
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>>161442790
Is your GPU even being used running all low settings?
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>>161442515
Everything ultra at 1080 to keep a constant 60 fps.
If I drop to high I can get 60 fps in 4k.
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>>161441215
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>>161442515
All low (textures and shadows on medium).
That way I can get 400+ FPS and see things marginally faster on my end than I would if I had everything on ultra.
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Is Sombra white?
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Things shitters say
>The Meta doesn't matter!
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>>161443168
>That way I can get 400+ FPS
The game caps you to 300. How is this possible?
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>>161442870
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>>161443246
FRAPS shows it running at >300, maybe it's a bug then?
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>>161443305
>maybe it's a bug then
probably especially because fraps is so outdated. why are you still using fraps?
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>>161443168
What CPU do you have? 2x10 core overclocked to 5 GHz?
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>Tracer speedboost fingers herself
>she recalls after the climax
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>>161443174
Obviously
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>>161443391
I'm just way too lazy to update all of my shit since I'll probably get a new SSD this christmas, so I'll do a clean install of windows.

>>161443410
2 x 1080
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>>161434885

I want to /healslutmain/ so bad. But I also want to be useful to the team. :(
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updated map ranking
SSS tier
Lijang Tower
Oasis

A tier
Nepal
Kings' Row
Dorado

B Tier
Illios
Hollywood
Mumbani

F
Volskaya Industries
Temple of Anubis
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>>161443617
>Who is Lucio
>Who is Ana
>Who is Zenny
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>>161443626
Move Hollywood to A, Oasis to B and King's Row to S.
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>>161437249
>>161435638

Just got banned today. No external programs ever. Yes I have an authenticator and it wasn't compromised. Seeing these posts (if they're also false positives) gives me hope. The first rep I talked to said she couldn't overturn it, but that was an online chat session. I just submitted a formal ban appeal request, here's hoping.

Fuck me.
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So are they changing the matchmaking and SR system without changing the points and emblems? That seems rather stupid.
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>>161443626
>A KOTH map
>Anything but awful
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Claiming false positives is a classic thing cheaters organize after they get wave banned.
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>>161443174
No, but she hungers for white.
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>>161443626
>no eichenwald
SHIT LIST
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Why are Sombra POTGs so impossible to get? I have 10 hours as Sombra, and haven't gotten POTG once. I think I have seen only one Sombra POTG

It doesn't matter if I get a triple solo kill, something else always overrides it. Usually Hanzo accidentally headshotting 2 people, or D.Va ult.
>>
>Trying to find a random-arcade game
>6 minute queue
>Join game
>Immediate re-instancing
>Another 4 minute queue
>Join in last 3 seconds of match to lose
>Another 4 minute queue
>We get rolled

Send help.
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>>161443626
>No hanamura

lel
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Oasis is a pretty good map. Its probably the most Pharah-favored KOTH map to date, which is saying something, but overall it's pretty good.
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>>161444065
stop it
sombra is not for lewd
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How many hours of Genji do you need to put in before you get good at him? I played 150+ hours of Genji last season and still ended at 1750
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>>161444073
B
>>161444161
delete from all records of human history F-tier
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>>161444318
She's going to ride you like an animal and call you papi.
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Snowberry
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>>161443668
Ana's actually a fun character so she's exempt from healslut status
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>>161444382
>implying
anon she is a pure girl and also im mediocre looking at best
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>>161444325
If you get stuck in sub-platinum you literally have to play a character that can self-sustain or you will never find your way out. Roadhog, 76, Mei, Zarya, Zenyatta, Mercy. Otherwise you're stuck relying on other people that really do belong in that rank to assist you.
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>>161444382
post uncensored
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>>161444485
She has needs, and if your dick can get erect, it's going inside her.
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>This hero will never gently caress you after they gave you the wildest night of sex anyone has ever experienced

What's their name?
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>>161444325
you're probably really good already, your team is just dragging you down
when blizzard fixes the matchmaking system things will get better for both of us
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>Game found!
>Error starting game, trying again
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>>161444545
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>>161444534
Aaaaaaand BOOP.
http://rule34hentai.net/_images/436330d644b9b0d241888cb67e90ce50/195680%20-%203D%20Overwatch%20Sombra%20firolian.jpg
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>>161444578
all of them
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>>161430381
Didn't even know hacking through barriers was a thing. Boy do I feel stupid.
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>>161444545
not if I can out run her
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>>161444606
Nice play man. Getting behind enemy lines unnoticed like that, playing like a real ninja
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>>161430381
agreed
the barriers not blocking effects was a scary thing
I'm glad it was all just some bug
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>>161444578
Mako Rutledge

>>161444614
invite people to a group so you have 4 or so players, enable skirmish, and queue up for QP
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>>161444773
And you will ''accidentally'' trip.
And this will be the only thing you see when you wake up.
http://rule34hentai.net/image/197140
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>13k healing
>41% of the team's damage taken
>"One of the better Mercys I've ever seen"
>Imagine swallowing his load and hearing that
>Whimper 't-thanks' into mic
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>>161427185
Sombra's tits in the cyberspace and augmented skins are the best
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Just wanted to say: Fuck Mei
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>New map comes out on PTR
>Game won't launch in custom game
>Quick play is literally the only other option
>5 minutes to find a match
>Game freezes once it finds a match
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>>161444824
>Mako Rutledge
top taste
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>>161444457
>that skin with the snow
It looks so good.
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FIX THE FUCKING PTR BLIZZARD

WHAT

THE

FUCK
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>>161444846
fine. but im not going to moan or anything
>>
Yep, done for today. Can't even get to point without taking 3 ults to my face, what the actual fuck.
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>>161442425
Look up unit lost on YouTube. Stylosa is legit I watch all his videos. High masters.
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>>161445001
workaround
>>161444824
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>>161445070
She will, and right on your ear.
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Should getting shitloads of healing on Roadhog be something I strive for
Because according to Overbuff I'm in the top 1% of Roadhogs in healing with 6k and I'm not sure if my focus on self healing is actually detrimental
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>queue up for some quickplay, someone instalocks mccree so try out some S76
>rewarded with tears

Reddit has every platinum player thinking that anyone who's better than them is a cheater. This is adorable
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>>161445339
post handcam with 76
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>Tfw joined a team as a 76 main for ps4
>proved my worth to the team
>all looks well for tomorrow's start to competitive
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>>161445339
>[Grimley]: no one flicks with soldier
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Say something, anything, about Pharah here
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>>161445727
CUTE
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Anyone else unable to go online?
I get an error 1002, which the page it links to doesn't cover, and all the links I found were old links that ended up as "I reinstalled literally everything and it worked but I only checked after reinstalling everything".
Which I don't want to do unless its absolutely the only way.
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>>161445727
She is a good girl who works hard. You shouldn't be thinking inappropriate thoughts of her its not right.
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>>161445727
I think she's the best-looking girl and being taller than average makes her even better.
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>>161445838
Projecting Pharah as some stuck up autist isn't doing her justice either.
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>>161445339
Hey, I was in that game!
Was pretty funny, never got killed by you so I couldn't see for myself though.
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>>161445727
Shes pretty fun to play as.
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>>161445727
>Say something, anything, about Pharah here
Free *dink* and ult charge thanks Blizz.
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>Thought competitive started today
>20 hours until next season

Why live.
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trash teammate = trash game = 10 minutes of frustration
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Anyone else feel that Roadhog, Zarya, DVa, Winston and Genji should deal more than 30 damage with their melee attacks? Two use bladed weapons, two have superhuman strength and one has a fucking robot.
>>
I have played over 30 arcade random brawls in hopes of getting total mayham. At least 25 of them were Tank only/Support only/Offense only. This is bullshit.
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>>161443668
My aim is shit, robots can't be slutty, and Lucio just isn't fun.

There's just this visceral thrill about jetting halfway across the battlefield, diving off the high ground to land your healbeam on Reaper just as the enemy Roadhog hooks him.

I don't mind playing Lucio, but Lucio's response to seeing the enemy Roadhog come around the corner is to backpedal and press E if it's off cooldown. Then he watches Reaper die and skates back to spawn to pick him up.

>>161444901
Got a career best healing the other day. The enemy DPS were complimenting me in all chat even before the cards popped up.

I practically melted with happiness.
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can you get the junkenstein/lucioball brawls in the arcade playlist?
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>>161445727
She's a qt.

Blizzard give back the knockback reeee she was almost in the meta.
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>don't feel like playing during the off-season
>end up playing different game for a week and having a bunch of fun
>now with season 3 coming up I want to play the other game instead

Am I free
>>
What if bastion moved at 200% speed in turret form?

As a penalty he moves at 25% speed in recon
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>>161446556
>My aim is shit
Have you ever actually tried Ana? The hitbox on her darts is huge.You can hit a jumping retard halfway accross the map more reliably than with Hanzo's logs.
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>>161445727
best overwatch
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>>161434885
I do, but ranked makes me feel so frustrated as helpless. I feel that no matter how well I perform, if my team is garbage it just won't make much difference.
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Has anyone else been having glitches where enemy ult lines wouldn't play? It's happened to me twice now, first a Pharah that I didn't know was ulting until I saw the rockets kill everyone around me, then a 76 I only heard the electricity sounds for.

Also, is not being able to jump/detonate the Junkrat ult lag, or also a bug?
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>>161446214
i thought melee attacks deal 25 damage
>>
will I suffer much by playing on PC with a ps4 controller?
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>>161447204
if you play only baby heroes then you are good to go
>>
>>161446214
You don't want Genji to deal 50 damage again. Unless you're a Genji player.
>>
>>161447278
What are baby heroes?
I'm new and my favourites are McCree, Tracer, D.va, Reinhardt, Lucio, Mercy.
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Is the new map live or just PTR?
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>>161447627
just PTR, I believe.
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>>161445339
no ur cute anon
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>when u oh lts BAEFK UIGIDOOGNW
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>>161445339
A few threads ago I sent your webms to Blizzard to let them decide if you're cheating.
>>
why is widow allowed to suck the fun out of every match again
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>>161448825
Because having useless teammates is part of the game.
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>>161448825
widow is fine, what are you talking about? pick winston and tickle her ass all day. mei is the literal no fun allowed hero in this game, that you actually have to change your pick just for her.
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>>161448934
>pick winston and tickle her ass all day
you and I both know it's never that simple
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>>161448934
>pick winston
>they instantly switch to reaper

literally everytime
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>>161448932
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>>161449087
>>161449110
D.Va also rapes her, has fewer counters, and is likely already on your team.
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>>161448934
>pick winston and tickle her ass all day
I prefer d.va for that job, DM shuts down possible headshots if they manage to scope in as i get nearby.

>playing rein cause someone instalocked d.va
>enemy has widow and torb
>d.va isn't doing flanking work or helping my shield with DM
god fucking dammit QP
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>>161449110
>>161448825
>they can't use Genji her greatest counter
Just dive her bro it's not like she can do much.
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>Decide to play some Pharah
>Enemy team consists of McCree, Soldier 76, Widowmaker, Ana, Zenyetta, D.VA

Can't a guy have a little fun once and a while?
>>
>just use [one character]
stop this
>>
>>161434270
So reaper but with explosives
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>>161449110
depending on your team that isn't actually a bad thing

ex:
Winston D.Va Zarya Zenyatta Lucio Soldier:76 >> Reinhardt D.va Genji Reaper Lucio Ana
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>>161444901
You are a man, anon.
>>
>>161446883
>Have you ever actually tried Ana?

Yeah. I have ~24 hours in QP on Ana, mostly practice before putting in ~6 hours in Comp. I'm at ~58% accuracy with her or thereabouts. The issue isn't just hitting, it's that while I'm trying to keep Reinhardt on his feet Lucio runs in front of my gun, or McCree decides since I'm hitscan while scoped I can handle the enemy Pharah on my own while he chases after their Zenyatta. It's super-aggravating, particularly when the Rein/Reaper/76 half of your combo decides they never actually need to wait for you.

At least when I'm Mercy we're all clear on the fact that I'm heal-bimbo and nothing else.
>>
>>161449650
I'm a pretty man*
>>
>in 1hour and 30 minutes i wont have any power
what do i fucking do ? i'm not gonna have any electricity for 6 hours

i can't sleep i just fucking woke up 4 hours ago

FUCK
>>
How in the world do people play Mercy? I keep wanting to stop healing to get the obvious fucking enemy right in front of me that absolutely nobody notices, but when I do, I get yelled at for not healing.
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>>161449919

go outside for once
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>>161449919
Go to the local indoor swimming pool and have some exercise you fat fuck, or just lay in the hot tub or sauna until they kick you out
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>Can get kicked from practice range for inactivity
>Practice range can have lag
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>>161449343
>dive as genji
>shes puts down a mine
>enemy genji comes to help her
>losing hp while theyre both shooting at me
>die
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>>161449982
>>161450119
no way i'm going outside i'm a hikikomori
hopefully my old 3ds can endure 6 hours
>>
>>161449479
Just bought the game last weekend, still pretty bad probably. I've been playing mostly Roadhog because I do well with him, and he treats you well. Hook people, kill, heal, it's nice after I figured out how to use his right-click.

Anyway, what other characters might be easy for a newbie to try to learn? I meant to try Bastion, mostly running around in recon, because of his hitscan weapon(s) and ability to repair. Soldier 76 is always taken more or less.

>>161449919
Commit sudoku.
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>>161449919
Read a fucking book
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>>161437139
She's possessed. Not necessarily dead.
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>>161449443
It's easier to list who doesn't counter Pharah than what counters Pharah.

Rein, Lucio, Sombra, uh, Hanzo kinda
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>>161449975
people will ask for healing 24/7, it sucks but you just gotta deal with it. if they ask too much and you're sticking close to them, it means they're bad and can be safely ignored, so you can go battle mercy mode.
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>>161450270
>hikikomori
Why?
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>>161449975
Stop playing mercy she is terrible without someone guarding her. Ana or Zenyatta are pretty decent healers that can defend themselves if your team is too stupid to help you.
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DOOMFIST WHEN?

Post Doomfist speculation/theories..
>>
>>161450520
i don't know why, i can only assume things if i take my whole life into consideration

i just hate human beings and i don't want to see a single other person, thinking of going outside just makes me want to puke/cry/punch the wall as hard as i can
>>
>There are 4 new map files, so,
>1) There will be an event, like Junkenstein's Revenge.
>2) There will be at least 1 Christmas/Holiday-themed map. There might be up to three. (Possibly celebrating different holidays?)
>Assuming items listed in Event_3 are Christmas event items:
>3) Everyone will be getting a spray, a voice-line, and a victory pose, just like in Halloween.
>4) The following people will also get either a costume, an emote, or a highlight intro:
>Widowmaker
>Reinhardt
>Mercy
>Symmetra
>Reaper
>Sombra
>Roadhog
>D.Va
>Ana
>Soldier: 76
>Lúcio
>5) The following people will have two of the following: a costume, an emote, and a highlight intro:
>Winston
>McCree
>Mei
>Pharah
>Zarya
>Tracer
>Zenyatta
>And then there's Torbjörn... Who is getting an emote, a costume AND a highlight intro. (Santabjörn confirmed?)
>My suspicion is that the Holiday event will drop on December 13th. That will give us 3 weeks to enjoy the event, and it'll end on January 3rd. However, they MAY drop it on December 6th, and take it off December 27th, to make room for a 1-week New Years event, but I think that's unlikely this year.
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>>161450634
Fist hero that does more damage the lower your HP is.

Killing enemies heals you.
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>>161450731
thx for the info bby

>tfw nothing for cyborg ninja
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>tfw knocking a pharah out of the air with my big golden balls
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>never really mained a class ever
>only really play pharah
Its an odd feeling.
>>
>Widow and Gengu practically every game now
>I play Winston everytime

For once, I do not mind being instalocked into tank.
>>
>>161450731
>Up to three
>Christmas Route 66
>Kwanzaa Numbani
>Hanukkah Hollywood
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>>161450720
So in summary you're a little bitch.
I recommend a big dose of man the fuck up.
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>>161450731
>widowmaker only gets one item

i already know what it is, it's an emote 100% you can screencap this.
if it's not an emote i will stop playing widowmaker forever
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>>161450731
>mercy getting a costume, emote, or highlight intro
>probably not going to be a costume since she got one last event
>tfw there will be no slutty christmas mercy in 2016
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>>161451057
I tried doing it today but she was either too fast for my huge slow balls or my aim is just shit. Either way, justice didn't rain.
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>>161451259
if i fly over to muhrica will you hand me a loaded gun so i can kill myself? and you kinda have to pay for the flight cause i don't have money obviously
>>
>>161450634
Giant omnic asskicker voiced by Terry Crews.
>>
>>161449919
go to a bar
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>>161450731
>pharah getting two

Please be a skin and highlight intro
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>>161450634
Reinhardt without a shield and voiced by terry crews.
>>
>>161451360
it hurts
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>>161437853
I used to get like that with League and a little bit with Overwatch.

Just play games and it goes away.
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Hola
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>>161452207
Shit character, shit voice, shit lore, shit face
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>>161451408
are you cute?
>>
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ITS LIVE
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>>161451705
Phara is gonna be Rudolph.
>>
>>161450634
Roided out Kenyan berserker who's as big as Rein and constantly screaming

I want him to control Talon through sheer fear and force of will
I want Sombra to mutter some kind of sassy comment after he tells her to do something, only for him to flip out and beat the living shit out of her while Reaper and Widow pretend not to notice. I want them to shudder in trepidation just from thinking about what it's like to cross him
I want 76 to feel sorry for what Reaper has to put up with, and for Tracer to admit that not even Widowmaker deserves that kind of thing. I want Reinhardt and Winston to think twice before getting into a fight, and for Zenyatta to admit that even he might be beyond redemption and not deserving of the Iris's tranquility

I want him to be a goddamn juggernaut worthy of the name 'scourge'
>>
>Nano speed boost nerf did nothing to Ana while nerfing Reaper and Reinhardt

Nice one Blizzard
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Mei is best Overwatch.

Prove me wrong even though you can't.
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>>161452705
It's the fucking grenade Blizzard. That shit needs the nerf.

>second only to transcendence for healing buff
>completely cuts healing on enemies and damages them

She should have an offensive grenade and a defensive grenade that can be switched via the mouse wheel
>>
>>161450731
>blizzard swimming on overwatch sheckels
>2 characters since release but still no new gamemodes
>new map after months
>balance changes taking forever to be ingame
>can't even make a fucking costume, emote and highlight intro for every single hero for xmas

what the fuck blizzard, game came out on may and you're already on a skeleton team?
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What did these two fuck ups do now?
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>>161452705
>nano speed boost nerf just made Lucio even more useful than he already is
>>
>>161452207
dude I'm addicted to that shit.
I cant stop.
>>
>>161453080
They were being lewd at the mess hall.
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>>161452965
theyre too busy working on their most alive game
diablo 3_______
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>>161452907
But I can.
>>
>>161452907
>playing soldier on attack bong map
>flank the enemy by jumping through the rooftops and rain helix rockets and sights on reds
>ez 1st cap for my team, get potg for it
>defense time
>nigger instalock s76
>go mei instead
>red s76 tries to do the same i did
>headshot him once and he runs back for the healthpack
>icewall jump to the rooftop
>freeze him as he's coming back and shove a icicle on his temple
nihao bitch.
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>>161452615
Literally just put Gene into the game. His aesthetic already fits overwatch

>Left click: Left Jab into multiple punch combo
>Right Click: Right Long straight causes stun on headshot
>Shift Forward -> Leaping dive with invuln frames and damage + knockback on enemies
>Shift Backward -> Backflip backward with invuln frames
>Shift Left -> Dodge Left
>Shift Right -> Dodge Right
>E: Haymaker -> Does 150 damage and large knockback
>Q: Unleash the Doomfist -> Temporary invulnerability and 50% movespeed all punches cause stun
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>>161450731
>Best girl is getting two new things

Good thing I'm a filthy jew who never spends coins.

I thought that Winston and Mei were going to get more stuff because they were the only ones who didn't get any new skin yet.
>>
>>161450731
But who are gonna get lewd or suggestive skins though?
Why do I also think that 76 would get an old grampa christmas sweater skin?
>>
>>161453163
How do you even get lewd at a mess hall?
>>
>>161450731
BUT WHEN IS

THE COMIC

GOING TO LEAK???
>>
>>161453372
Lewdly feeding each other.
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>>161444084
I have no clue.

Earlier today I solokilled 3 people as Sombra.

POTG went to genji running around and dinking 4 people with his shurikens
>>
Is Tankwatch the worst it's ever been?
>>
>>161453519
>"Here have some corn, bby."
>"Thanks, hun"
>*licks spoon*

>*Shrieking in Arabic heard across the room*

Uh huh
>>
>>161453308
Then grind like a motherfucker.
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The cutest.
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>>161453553
Kills counts more for the potg if you do them on the objective.
>>
>>161453220
Nice try, French Fries. Mei's got your number.
>>
>>161453683
When is she getting nerfed
>>
So Genji is the Fox of Overwatch

Who is the Falco
>>
Where's my imperial guard Soldier 76
>>
>>161453961
Clearly Pharah
>>
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The couches on Oasis do stuff to the character models
>>
reminder that waifus are for laifu. I hope you're all as prepared as I am to love them long past this game's expiration date.
>>
>>161454015
You and the space marines are the worst part of 40k if we're being honest.
>>
>>161450731
Hol up, where's the sauce?
>>
>>161453683
>that creepy as fuck mouth
There's better out there anon
>>
>>161454169
https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1491521&p=51448500&viewfull=1#post51448500
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>it's another died from a stray mei headshot episode
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>>161453620
I actually really liked 2-2-2
Ana destroyed the fucking game
>Let's make a healer that not only outheals the others, but can also shut down enemy healers
>And flat-out remove players from the game for a few seconds
>Then give her a game-breakingly useful ult that's pretty much guaranteed to win for whatever fight is going on at the time

Whoever fucking gave her such a bullshit kit needs to be fired, then shot
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>>161454093
There's no force that will stop me from loving the blue.
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>>161451192
>no Festivus map

reee

>>161454256
Thanks bro
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>>161454065
It also makes widows ass a bit bigger
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>>161453961
Being a meleefag and understanding what you're talking about, it's clearly Tracer
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>>161454093
On my death bed I will cum one last time to blue.
>>
>>161454515
Widowmaker players are so slutty? I was messing around in QP and this enemy Odette Widow stood on top of my character and I was able to look up her skirt.
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>>161454137
That isn't the Tau
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>>161454682
Don't pretend you didn't love every second of it.
>>
Is new season out?
>>
Anyone else feel like hitting shots with mccree is much harder than anyone else? like his bullet hitbox is smaller or something
>>
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>when your rez gets potG
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>>161454939
>being a bimbo healslut
>>
im gonna have no electricity for the next 6hours
this is gonna be boring as fuck
>>
>>161452705
I'd rather they nerf the grenade and give back the nano speed boost
>>
>>161453372
You sweep food off the table, then fuck each other on it.

That, or eating suggestively
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>>161454682
Must have been dreadful.
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>>161454137
Yes. Inquisition is the best
>>
>>161455062
You can still go to a place with an internet connection and shitpost with us as a mobile fag.
>>
>>161453928
oh baby i hope they just buff her from now on. i love hana and it's nice that she's actually viable, mercyfags kinda got shafted.
>>
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Enjoying Oasis (If you got in) guys?

>OOOH CARS
>I probably can't get there though even those it's really close
>Run in to traffic
>Die instantly

NOICE
>>
>>161455062
Use your phone, shitpost, take a walk.
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>offense heroes are actually shit for offense
>defense heroes are actually shit for defense
What the FUCK did they mean by this?
>>
>>161454793
>Not respecting the Tau Empire and their accomplishments

They were the first in canon to actually defeat the Tyranids themselves without a ton of fucking help from other factions

Greater good > you
>>
>>161455682
How the fuck did I end up in the Overwatch thread?
>>
>>161455181
Grey Knights are okay, but all other human factions are shit

Grey Knight mod for DoW was awesome
>>
>>161455598
I like it. best looking control map yet. Too bad control is a shit game mode :^)
>>
>>161455898
Control needs more than one point in a match like the TF2 maps like that.
>>
>>161455998
That would be nice. Never going to happen with only 6v6 though.
>>
What the hell did Blizzard do to the game? I keep getting long QP queue times and entire teams keep leaving and causing the game to reinstance.
>>
>>161456319
Hmm strange, I don't
>>
>>161456319
People are divided among several game modes and PTR too. I haven't played the actual game since new Symmetra showed up on the PTR
>>
>>161455998
so we can see even more Tracer, Roadhog, and other super strong self-sufficient heroes dominate?
>>
>>161456503
No, to actually have reasons to explore the map
>>
>>161455683
>What the FUCK did they mean by this?
They mean that you should pick D.Va, Roadhog, Zarya or Ana instead
>>
>two people arguing over who carried the game when you're the one whose actually carrying
>>
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>company with multiple AAA titles
>can't fucking implement bandwidth limits properly
gee thanks blizzard
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>woke up 7:45 am in order to be ready for the ebin placement push at 8:00 AM sharp
>find out season starts tonight and not today
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>>
>>161456943
>actually waking up early for placements
It's just a game, anon.
>>
>Genji is a really chilled out zen dude in all of his lines
>Played by some of the edgiest tryhards

JUST
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>>161457012

>it's just a game
>>
>queue for 3v3
>lose match because of useless silver on my team
>close because of me and the other guy
>queue again
>lose match because of useless silver on my team
>also close because of other guy being passable
>still basically 1v3s
>queue for one more
>both previous useless silvers on my team

kill my self
>>
>>161457012
>It's just a game, anon.
scrub detected
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>>161457012
>It's just a game
>>
>>161457051
>dva's lines are designated tryhard bmer
>boring as shit to play
>can't even tbag
blame blizzard
>>
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>McCree allergic to his team
>terrible accuracy
>hell, he could be any of the supports instead, no matter what the comp is, even Symmetra, and be more credit to the team
>never gets better

this game is really depressing
>>
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>>161457051
>rich and gets a lot of P U C C I
>played mostly by virgins
>>
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Would Widowmaker make a nice gf?
>>
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>>161457051
>>161457371
>big guy
>played by big guys
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>>161457332
>McCree
>terrible accuracy
>>
>>161455998
I'd kill for 5cp in overwatch
>>
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>>161457586
Guilty
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>Zenyatta Tranquility
>Very short amount of time later
>Zenyatta Tranquility
>rewatch in shadowplay
>19 seconds between the end of the first one and the beginning of the second one

wud da fug
how do I do that as Zenny, we got wrekt
>>
>>161457507
Ask her husband.
>>
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>>161456771
>500kb
mfw I'm downloading with 43MB/s

I always feel sorry for western nations when I see their internet connection speed
>>
>tfw figured out sombras spray pattern
>>
Why is Zen the most fun healer to use?
>>
>>161457830
>not getting 100mbps+ down when not even on fiber
>live in southern america
Step it up jioming.
>>
>>161429410
>umasked hog not having a pigface
Why do artists do this?
>>
>>161458329
>not Ana
>>
>>161458329
He has a good kit and outputs good damage that also moves fast.
>>
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>>161458237
>tfw figured out reinhardt's spray pattern
>>
>>161458420
Why would he have a literal pig face?
>>
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>>161436102
D.Va mains always make me cringe the hardest.
>>
>>161457830
>43MB/s
That's slow as shit, I regularly get over 100mb/s in the US

Bow once more before your masters before you forget your place, cretin
>>
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>>161457586
>Big
>>
>>161458959
I want roadhog to suffocate me with his belly
>>
>>161459060
I think he'd rather suffocate you with something else.
>>
>one month away from 2017
>There's still no HUD element to alert healers of wounded allies behind them
>>
One of these things is real.

A: Being able to play Oasis in Quickplay on PTR
B: South Korea being ruled over by a shadow government.
>>
Is there a group for the HOTS game farming with friends?

Plainbear#1647 if you want to do 1-2 hours of HOTS for free stuff in Overwatch.
>>
>>161459238
His gasoline container
>>
So I just found out that Genji's swift strike only deals 40 damage.
But why do some people make it seem like it deals 80 or even 100 damage.
>>
>>161459664
it deals 50 damage
>>
>>161459664

right click + shift + melee is very fluid
>>
>>161459541
I think he'd rather suffocate you with something else.
>>
>>161459664
It deals 50
which is a quarter of a 200 HP hero
>>
>>161459664
It's 50 aoe that's almost hitscan and you can end up spamming that shit
>>
>>161458329
I was playing Zen tonight
Got one of those glorious double headshots on a superman genji who just used his ult
>>
Are placements better right at season start or 2-3 days in?
>>
>>161459779
His feet
>>
What if Mercy could siphon health or damage from enemies by attaching her beam to them?
>>
>>161459895
Please don't make this game any less skilled than it already is. We just got a Phara buff last patch...
>>
>>161459864
Does not really change anything.
>>
>>161459870
Close but... I think he'd rather suffocate you with something else.
>>
>>161459895
what would be balanced? Like 30 dps/hps siphon?

I think it might cluster targetting
>>
>>161460046
Well you got me stumped, I can't think of anything else
>>
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>Pharah rockets can now be shot down.
>Explanation:
>"We had this idea early on development but it wasn't until recently that we were able to support it in our code. We were excited to finally be able to add this feature and hope you will be just as excited as we are!"
>>
>>161460107
His WHOLE HOG anon.
>>
I got play of the game in my first match, how long until I'm gud?
>>
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>>161460221
I'm just busting your balls, anon
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>>161460195
source
>>
New
>>161460383
>>161460383
>>161460383
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>>161460384
>Throbbing Australian pork chop
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>>161458420
because he literally has a pig face
look at his "wanted" spray
>>
>>161461180
oops, meant to reply to>>161458556
>>
>>161461180
That's an artist sketch

Obviously they mistook his gasmask for his face
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