/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

naka xi

Males are not allowed to post in this thread.
Especially catboys, lizardboys and male highlanders!

>haurchefant pendant: 228 dollars

So who else is getting it?

>>161080628
LIZARDBOYS ARE THE BEST BOYS FUCK YOU

Do you guys ever stop ERPing and actually play the game?

>>161080721
Yes

>>161080721
Yeah man

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>>161080675
they are indeed

>>161080721
yeah dude

who should I contact if I want to eat chocolate syrup out of a cuties bellybutton?

>>161080721
What else can I do while waiting for Raid days?

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A new thread means more chances to post Highlanders.

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>>161080427
>why am I giggling so much
Being true to myself is important, and I must be the flamboyant Sea Wolf.

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>>161080628
How do you feel about potatoes.

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>>161080861
Rest is important

>>161080925
but she's so cute
that's okay, i will always like your femroe

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>>161080628
I will post!!

>>161080932
You rest from all the dicks you get.

*Boop*

>>161080834
>all these sluts ready to be fucked

>>161080927
I don't consider them male.
Or human.
Or sentient.
>>161080998
Not gonna lie, that's actually a pretty handsome catboy.
I mean, get lost disgusting self-insert male loser.

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>>161080379
Fudged up and posted this in the last thread BUT


You can always make them for yourself! And if knitting or crochet aren't your thing, check out /po/ for papercraft ideas. Paper stars are an easy gateway project and can be good for killing time while you're waiting for something. Here's a good instruction video on how to make them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgL9_AinRuI

>>161080515
No, that's a waste of good yarn and your bojangles would itch like crazy.

>>161080998
looks like this catboy is in dire need of a good dicking

The state of this general is an abomination against the Lord.
As an agent of our Heavenly Father, and recipient of His word, I have come here
to bestow thine Lord's commandments, if thou would choose to not follow these most
Holy of commands, you are a heretic, and are a contributor to the state of this
general's current state of degeneracy and ERPosting. Behold, the Lord's Commands:

I: Thou shalt not avatar post.
II: Thou shalt not discuss sexual perversions, for these abominations have not an onze
of relevancy to the topic of Final Fantasy XIV, and only server to rot thine mind.
III: Thou shalt only discuss the game, Final Fantasy XIV, or any game relevant to the general,
including references to past Final Fantasy games, or any crossovers during the relevant time.
IV: Thou shalt not post inane comments of no substance or relevancy.
V: Thou shall strive to help thine's fellow Warriors of Light on their respective journies,
through constructive criticism, gameplay tips, and guides.
VI: Thou shall share any interesting or esoteric discoveries found while in-game. Including,
but not limited to hidden areas, exploits, or mechanics.
VII: Thou shalt not parse DPS.
VIII: Thou shalt not show signs of racial supremacy, we are all the Lord's children, and we are
all equal in His Divine gaze.
IX: Thou shalt not engage in sodomy, for it is an abomination on the heterosexual relationship
engineered and constructed by the Holy Father. This includes futanari, crossdressers, homosexuals,
any non-heterosexual or non male/female.
X: Thou shall instigate conflict with those who refuse to take the Lord's Holy Words into account.
Resorting to violence against heretics is not only permitted, but encouraged. We are not a religion of peace.

With that, I shall continue to preach the Heavenly Father's Word, as is mine duty and my passion, and the
Lord's Will to see that this general becomes great again. Praise the Lord.

>>161081051
regan is PURE and CUTE

>>161080628
CATBOYS UBER ALLES

>>161081185
he isn't going to be when i'm done with him

RDM tank
SAM dps
no DNC

>>161080932
Ooh mama can i suckle on your pits

Post your crush's initials and their server!

>>161080721
The ERPers are an abomination, whose minds are cluttered by thoughts of sodomy and fornication. They must be purified. Praise the Lord.

>>161081258
Cease your indecent posts at once. You swine.

>>161081276
No.

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>>161081062
Oh, you can have this instead then.

> tfw the cat you're thirsting for tells you they have "no interest in erp"

>>161081318
Priest, Priest! Who's YOUR waifu?

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>>161080628
>almost 2hours in queue for frontline roulette
gc restriction removal cannot come soon enough

>>161081276
V. A. Balmung.

I'm not on Balmung, so my love will always be unrequited.

neko bbc

>>161081176
Kill them all Johnny!

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>>161081365
you don't need to erp with someone to have a good time with them

>>161081341
>>161081372
Male elezen are fine because they all die anyways.

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>>161081508
every fucking day

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>>161081508
indeed

>>161081431
Seto no...

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>>161081508
Just plain cruel.

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There a link for all the screenshots and information from the Live Letter?

>>161080985
>suddenly remember I dreamed this morning where I was fighting a lv60 dragon (possibly an important one (not currently in the game)), my weapon was strong enough to damage them but I was still wearing i50 Drachen and had to be extremely careful about getting hit
Is there an actual Dragoon skill where you flip over an enemy while striking them three times?

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>>161080628
*breaks the rules*
Yeah try and stop me, bitch boy.

>>161081431
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/10887125/

>>161081318
Priest-chan, priest-chan i hope you have big pits because i'm to have a long suuuuuckle on them even if you didn't want to.

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roll for your waifu!

>>161081873
Six please, Pixar Waifu a best.

>>161081495
>imagining my hands reaching around to molest the fuck out of this backside

>>161081873
>rolling for subpar midlanders

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LF cutie boyfriend that will go down on me until I'm satisfied, pet my hair while cuddling, and wrap me in a blanket cocoon when he leaves the bed. No extravagant presents, please, but small tokens of affection are appreciated.

>>161081832
>neko is used good now

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>>161081916
Holy shit.

>>161081943
spuki please calm down

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>>161081916

>>161081495
holy shit I want you to ride my dick while i kiss your back and armpit

>>161081365
Corruption is a thing.

>>161081873
cant stop laughing
or rolling

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>>161082049
Not Spuki just lonely and cold.

>>161082160
>0
you get all of them or none of them

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>>161082084
>and armpit

>>161081873
>just made meria's face cuter
a little biased here aren't we?

>>161081873
IRL post transition edition

>>161081873
>>161081916
>>161081925
>>161082160
>>161082287
>>161082302
Fools. You only serve to rot your mind.

How hard is A8S to clear now that everyone's incredibly overgeared?
I kind of want the MCH weapon for glamour purposes even though I never play MCH outside of PvP...

>>161082193
I want a girlfriend like that.

>>161082193
literally me irl

>>161082317
mechanics still instawipe so unless you know the fight, good luck

scum.

>>161082449
you accidentally put an s there

>>161082262
this fucking thread gave me an armpit fetish
now i want to make out, lick and rub against some armpits
>>161082449
what do you want?

>>161082416
RIP
Guess I'm waiting until 8.5 so I can brute force my way through it.

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>>161082193
>that pic is me irl

I just want a nice boy to give me head pats, bring me food, and let me steal all the blankets. Is that too much to ask?

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Will they ever fix how fucking horribly elves look in this?

Seriously, who wants to play a 190cm female with those proportions?

>>161082616
Mado.

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>>161082084

>>161082591
>I just want a nice boy to give me head
k

>>161082616
The only issues with elezen are their necks and running animations.

O Jésu mi, ignósce nóbis, libera nos ab ígne inférni, ad caélum tráhe ómnes ánimas, praesáertim máxime indigéntes.

>>161082616
That's how they were in FFXI, you either like them or not.

>>161082591
my blankets smell like sadness and bodily fluids, but if u become my gf u can wash them for me

>>161082717

Whoa, somebody likes them?

>>161082193
>this pic is also me irl

Is it really that surprising that we're all lazy fucks who just want to stuff our faces with food?

Anyone want to hang out? I'm cute in game and irl but idc if you're ugly.
>>161082616
I think she's cute.

>>161082676
oh fuck thats nice
thanks i love you

>>161082752
You need God in your life. I pray for you.

>>161082676
Thanks for your help earlier, I really appreciated it. I just wish things didn't end up like this. I don't understand what happened.

>>161082779
To each their own, my dude.

>>161082717
Elvaan actually look good. Elezen don't.

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>>161082616
>>161082692
>>161082779
Mouthbreather.

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>>161082686
It'd be nice, but it's not required. And must be minimum 7.5/10 cutie with life goals, a job, and reliable transportation.

>>161082838
PRIEST WHO IS YOUR WAIFU

>tfw no priest bf to purge the evil deep inside your ovaries with his sacred cum

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Remember when THM was unique and interesting?

Oh, does anyone still actually do the Proto Ultima fate when it's up? I want to finish my stupid irrelevant memehorns suddenly.

>>161082925
Do not post anymore, Shrek

>>161082945
i need my gt to at least get a proper computor.

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>>161082921

>>161082921
I recomend you to take off those nostalgia goggles.

>>161082991
Cease your inane inquiries.

>>161082995
Priests are under Holy Vows to not engage in fornication, no procreation. Cease these unrealistic desires at once.

>>161083020
How do you know it's her?

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>>161082193
me irl but at least I have someone who will give me those things

>>161083103
What if i fanta into a shota lalaboy?

>>161083103
Priest who in this general do you wanna purge the most?

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>>161082713
Et facis iniuriam.

>>161082752
Do your own laundry like an adult.

>>161082786
Not really.

>>161083103
oh haha what a coincidence i have a holy vow to suck your dick

>>161082995
>tfw no priest to "baptize" me every night with his hot sticky load in the confession booth

>>161083118
Combative
1680x1050
Heterochromia
Ugly, aborted designs
Agency towards "creamy elezen" and "abducting"
Almost exclusively posts in favor of highlanders, elezen and "roegadames"

>>161082262
pheromones exist, if you've ever had sex irl you would realize this

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I want to marry Spuki Bugi!

>>161082713
Veni vidi veni.

>>161082945
i dunno you seem like a whale

>>161083220
A'hl...

looking for feet to worship just need a name

>>161083318
back the HECK off MY pig wife???

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What race are they going to add next?

Looking at other games lewd loli races seem to make the most $.

>>161083371
pst Liora Nae'blis

>>161083371
Truly Yours
Zalera

>>161081832
>>161081947

I remember this dress with him

>>161081624
Not me... Stop...

>>161083390
I really hope they don't so we don't have even more people who pay a sub just to ERP
This isn't a F2P game so I doubt they will but only time will try tell

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>>161083315

>>161083371
PST Setoes Toes...

>>161083220
the purple cancer elf

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>>161083373
he was my pig wife long before you even knew he existed you lowly swine (lower swine than him so you guys aren't even)

if you even think about spuki "oink oink" bugi again I'll turn you into bacon

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>>161083040
I play on a potato. Currently making a shopping list of parts to put together a new rig come Cyber Monday, so we'll see how that goes.

>>161083348
Wow rude.

>>161083598
he was my pig wife back when he was still on phoenix you sow
just ask him, he wears his nosehooks only for me

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/304383-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXXI-Digest-%282016-09-13%29

in case anyone missed it

>>161083659
This disgusting glacial coat meme needs to end.

>>161083686
?????

>>161083686
what

>>161082945
>And must be minimum 7.5/10 cutie
Check
>cutie with life goals
Check
>a job
Check
>and reliable transportation.
Hey fuck you bicycles are good cardio.

>>161083551

At the very least they should add a race of cute elves.

This general only gets more depraved as the minutes go by. Please, join me in prayer. Purify this general in the name of the Lord.

Sálve Regína, máter misericórdiæ: víta, dulcédo, et spes nóstra, sálve. Ad te clamámus, exsúles fílii Hévæ. Ad te suspirámus, geméntes et fléntes in hac lacrimárum válle. Éja érgo, Advocáta nóstra, íllos túos misericórdes óculos ad nos convérte. Et Jésum, benedíctum frúctum véntris túi, nóbis post hoc exsílium osténde. O clémens, O pía, O dúlcis Vírgo María,

V. Óra pro nóbis sáncta Déi Génitrix
R. Ut dígni efficiámur promissiónibus Chrísti.

Orémus:

Déus, cújus Unigénitus per vítam, mórtem et resurrectiónem súam nóbis salútis ætérnæ præmia comparávit: concéde, quæsumus: ut hæc mystéria sacratíssimo beátæ Maríæ Vírginis Rosário recoléntes, et imitémur quod cóntinent, et quod promíttunt, assequámur. Per eúndem Chrístum Dóminum nóstrum. Amen.

>>161083970
can't carry a 300 lb woman on bike pegs sadly

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>>161083970
Yeah, but you'll freeze to death in the winter and then who will I stick my cold feet on in the middle of the night, starting an all-out pillow/cuddle war?

>>161084094
Go the fuck away Kay

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>>161084094
words are meaningless, friend. bring the crusade to them!

>>161082794
what server

>>161084102
Fair enough.
>>161084126
Feeling the cold winter air filling your lungs while you're cycling really fast is the best thing ever.
You should try it.

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>people now mock and parody Crusaders of old
>ywn be a manly, testosterone-filled motherfucker fighting in God's name to further some greasy old men's interests
Why live...

>>161084094
Chastity just makes me harder, please lock me up priest-chan!

>>161084094
Fill me with your cummies.

>>161084491
i've got an interest you can further, slut

>>161084405
I already get enough of that while shuffling to the subway and climbing over mountains of snow at street intersections, praying there isn't a slush puddle hidden somewhere in the pile. Spin classes better during the cold times.

>>161084126
Just get studded tires and it's great cardio. I have mild asthma and still do just fine at 4am, -20 C, for a 20min uphill ride.

Source: I'm Canadian

>>161084571
>greasy old men
You're...
>greasy
>a man
but you're probably younger than me. You must be at least 3x my age to even consider applying, shortman.

>>161084094
Studia vestra nota fuerit. Gratias tibi. Desine quaeso vestra.

>>161084687
im like hark years old dude, drop to your knees already.

>>161083416
>>161083441
>>161083595
post feet

>>161084731
>implying he knows Latin
>implying he's not just copy/pasting from some page
lmao

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>>161084785

>>161084594
But it needs to be fresh air not filthy bum subway air.

>>161084345
Already logged off

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>>161084785

>>161084967
fuck you thats mine dont post it

You all lied to me.

This game is not fun and the community is not friendly. In fact the community is not much of anything, no one fucking talks.
In dungeons? You're lucky to get a "hello" in return.
In cities? I hardly even see the general area chat moving.
In the open world? Hahahahaha.
In party finder groups? Maybe a hello when you join but thats about it.

Is all the chatter inside FCs? If so, why in the fuck and how do you find a good FC to chat with if no one leaves their little safe spaces?

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>>161084685
You make a fair point, anon. I've got like, 17% BMI tho and have no blood, so that kind of exposure to the elements will probably kill me. Good on you for being so tough. Looking into buying a bike during the winter(to ride in spring/summer) for a good price anywhoodle.

>>161083686
OH GOD WRONG LIVE LETTER

>>161085010
>dead server

>>161083595
Setos cute ticklish toesies are of the highest quality!

>>161085103
Neko....

>>161085010
If you are in Balmung you get shout chat in uldah, most people talk actually in Linkshell chat and free company chat I would advertise what you are looking for in an FC via party finder.

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>>161083681
who the heck are you

>>161085103
I want neko to fill me up with his bbc!

>>161085020
I'm at 19% and have a stupid high metabolism, it's all about slowly upping what you can take. Try taking a walk somewhere nearby in the cold with plenty of clothes, and repeat until it feels 100% comfortable. Then try jogging for a bit under the same conditions, and eventually you'll be able to bike anywhere in any weather with only light breathing as a side effect, it's very rewarding.

>>161085212
spuki...
i thought we were friends...

>>161084967
delicious feet

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Post cute cats. I want to see cute cats.

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This video game is fun so far

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>>161085281
sorry... i was on phoenix nearly 2 years ago though... i have a bad memory and you are being vague okay

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>>161085267
Alright. Winter is still stupid tho. ;_;

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What helm/legs setup to use? I really like the visor of the Valerian, but the Odin horns are very stylish. Same with the legs, I think the Hemiskin Brais tabard looks good, but the slim armor of the Brok + Asuran boots may be more fitting.

>>161085434
That's why I mentioned I'm Canadian, it's huge natural advantage, growing up in that environment, don't feel bad or anything.

>>161085307
felix harassed me

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>>161085307

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>>161082921
sure they did

>>161082997
thaumaturge was fucking stupid, it was more of FFXI's retarded "bio = darknessz!!!!" and "dia = LIGHT bio!!!!!!" bullshit.

thank god yoship came along and made Bio great again, along with making actual Jobs people care about.

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>>161085307
wet pussies

>>161085307
And who the hell are YOU to request such a demand? I am not your pet. I am not here for your entertainment and for you to stare down at and beat your pathetic cock to you worthless disgusting vile no fashion sense having broke back sac licking middle of your coat look like a giant pussy Havin motherfucker
Eat rancid futa dicks.

>>161085574
They both look bad desu.

>>161085421
Spuki!
Teach me how to be cool

>>161085574
none of that shit goes well together at all

>>161085574
I think left is nicer.

>>161085726
Hanna is cute!!

Zettai is SOOOOOO lucky...

>>161085645
Really ugly.

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>>161085307
Get lost, nerd.
>>161085574
>Also Canadian
>Never had any issues with the cold
West coast life.

>>161085574
Left, for sure!

>>161085010
transfer server ...

>>161085574
if you wear the one on the left people might confuse you for a better person, so that's your best bet

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>>161085773
i'm not cool so i can't really help you there

try to just b urself

>>161083970
ippiki stop trying

>>161085574
if you are going with that chest in that colour, then the left helm is better. Valerian is a little more subtle, which I like. As for legs, I dont really rate the hemiskin brais but those boots are way better.

>>161085726
You nerd that's my joke.

>>161085832
Sigh, the gold/brass highlights are AT LEAST somewhat similar, I'll stick with it for now.

>>161085896
British China get out

Unless you're based Alberta, then stay in

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>>161086010
Alberta sucks, islands a best.

>>161086010
>gold/brass highlights
Yep, that's why I thought it was nicer.
Might not be the exact same but still goes well enough together

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Buy me subscription.

>>161085695
dam, wat a hottie

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>>161086152

>>161086118
Cute

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>>161084747
>hark years old
when will this meme end

>>161086081
What boots are those it's hard as shit to find GOOD dyeable metal boots

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>>161086118
No

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>>161085641
You were probably asking for it.

>>161085758
Ugly c@ detected.

>>161085896
I'll put you back in the ground potato.

>>161086118
Will you be my personal slut in return?

>>161085987
I'm not Ippiki.

>>161086167
dam, wat a hottie

>>161086175
As soon as everyone gets to be as old as you
So no time soon...

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>>161086118
the bakery is open

>>161086118
balmung?

>>161086183
Replica Heavy Allagan Flanchard, the shape is really good overall

>>161086197
I can't... I have a waifu.

I am rich on Balmung and can give you Gil, though.

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>>161085985
But you're the coolest person I know!

>>161086290
Nice neck

>>161086254
Stop being just as bad then.

>>161086352
I'll be your slave for gil

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>>161086196
Try me, bubblegum bitch.

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>>161086394
it extends when i sense danger

>>161086352
Also I'm a good healer and I can heal for you!

>eb won't facefuck me
:(

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>>161086497
And grows some scary black fur too...
Are you sure you're not a voidsent yourself?

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>>161086352
how much? we can make a deal.

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This screenshot marks the exact moment that Mister Dissem stopped giving any fucks.

>>161086431
I'm not.

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>>161086570
i've been touched by many voidsent creatures, its possible that some of the taint has rubbed on me. however i am stronger than the rest of these pathetic specimens.

>>161086196
Birch the only thing ugly here is that tiny ass blank fuckdoll face thats been plastered onto that unoriginal and ugly glam you're wearing how the fuck do you get so bad at shit you manage to fuck up a preset glamor looking like you slick up half your avatars hair with your irl body grease
Ol basic cookie cutter build a bitch Havin slut

>>161086352
What's considered rich?

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Found this cool cat

Remember to love your waifu/husbando.

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>>161086926
You don't need to tell me twice, but during the Stone Age.

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>>161086689
sorry mum I'll try harder next time dad

>>161086481
You're a vegetable and a fruit at the same time.

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>>161087048
Das me.

>>161086306
Balmung.

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>>161087045
>but during the Stone Age.

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>>161085307

>>161086682
But are you, though...

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>>161087204
>finally change away from the greasy looking hair
>ruin it with purple highlights
you should go full purple and post results

>>161087396
You should try not being hideous and post results.

>>161087396
>highlander boobs are too huge to do the same pose the au ra did

lol

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>>161087446
pic related it's me

>>161087396
those fucking T-X lips

>>161087474
>au ra

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>>161087204
>>161087396
Both of you cover up

>>161087707
what fucking pose is that

>>161087707
do you have an f-list

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>>161087827
/vpose for warrior
>>161087828
No

>>161087827
female WAR /vpose or /bstance, i forget which

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>>161087707
you're not the boss of me

>>161087827
female warrior victory pose

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>>161087239
i am not!

>>161087893
please get one because you're a goddess unless you don't do that sort of thing anymore

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>>161087396
I like natural looking colors

what the fuck is up with PLD weapons this patch
what's the best 255/260 combination I can get?

>>161088019
Finally a cat with common fucking sense

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>>161088019
Nevermind anyway, It actually looks pretty good at that lighting/distance. Post butt instead.

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>>161087204
>>161087396
>>161087707

>>161087597
Hey friendo intentionally grabs your boobs

>>161086558
I can I'll be way rougher than your eb

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>>161085307
/stretch

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>>161088215
better booty

Cats are still cuter than dragons right?

>>161088349
post more

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOf2abXI9Lg

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What did they mean by this?

>>161088029
Sophia sword + shire shield

Was there new fashion shown besides those three samey armors?

>>161088680
that you can check how stuff dyes without needing to have the item beforehand

>>161088789
ya, some fuckin nerd in suspenders

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>>161088680
hopefully it means you can preview stuff on the mb and see how it dyes before you buy it

>>161088870
I want to punch this cat!

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>>161088220
well id say that right there deserves a right knockin' to the face

>>161088910
Punch her right in the eye patch

>>161088870
This was so fucking late. It should have been a thing in the 2.0 era.

>>161088834
Show me this nerd.

>get into hunt LS
>go around finding A ranks, linking positions in LS and /shout
>end up killing them alone
>join a few more hunt LS
>go around finding A ranks, linking position in all LS and /shout
>end up killing them alone

Fuck this game and the people who play it.

What does webbed mean?

>>161089045
have you encountered spiders recently?

>>161089045
PST and I'll show you

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>>161088680
It means that this game will become even closer to being a grossly over developed dress up game.

Christ, do I hate the fucking japs. They can't make anything without turning it into neckbeard garbage.

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>>161089012

>>161088790
>>161088870
It's the words 'equipment screen' that have me scratching my head.
Similarly, I wonder when they're going to let us preview different dyes on different pieces of gear at once.

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>>161088910
don't punch cats please

>>161087893
Thats a nice looking midlander.

>>161088936
*gets knocked out for eight hours*
good night

who's the best midlander?

>>161089213
>a regular shirt with a buttcape
This is a new level of cancer.

>>161089239
>I'm so creatively bereft that my glam is $shop Lightning trash with purple hair

XV is fucking trash lmao.

>>161089213
I see Dadlander wearing this.

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>>161089348
But I got this for free from doing fates???

>>161089295
Ada!

>>161089362
why's it bad?

>>161089295
elk

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>>161080467
>Stormblood will be "(((refugees))) were too scared to fight their own war, so we must fight it for them! - the expansion"

>>161089295
elk

>>161089578
cause Coco told me so xDD

>>161089295
elk!

>>161089631
>The shitty english translation team is going to force in a bunch of lines talking about how you should feel bad for the refugees.

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>>161089631
>mfw some faggot hiding out all the way in Quarrymill is asking for gimedats while calling himself Ala Mhigan resistance

>>161089295
Truly

>>161089519
It's a glam on the same low bar as all the c@boi DRKs running around in strife gear and an Arondight.

Kill yourself at the next opportunity to do so.

>>161089295
Elk is hands down the best midlander, no one else even comes close

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>>161089895
or catgirls in valentiones outfit?

>>161090007
Do you mean meowintines?

>>161090007
lolitrash is lolitrash. Every lolitrash NEET faggot is a complete shitter, so the issue solves itself.

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>>161089895
Do you ever wonder if its unhealthy to feel so angry all the time?

>>161090126
>calling trash glams for what they are is anger

k

>>161089213
i want this

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>>161089295
me tbqh imo

>>161089817
guild wars 2 had a year-worth of content about helping refugees.

WoW is the last redpilled MMO, literally fighting enemy invaders every single patch

>>161089295
elk

is pip single?

elk

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>>161089203
neckbeard garbage is exactly what sells though, especially to japanese where every 30something without a wife is doomed to jerking off for the rest of his life

>>161090007
I'd molest this cat.

>>161090343
>best Midlander
>posts a Highlander

>>161090484
Post imgur.

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>>161090484
>tfw no 30 year old japanese neckbeard bf

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>>161090204
We could talk about it if you'd like. I'm no therapist though.

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>>161090204

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>>161090682
imgur

>>161090795
idk if it's true but i heard the birth rate is way down, just move there and schmooze on a lonely looking dude in an internet cafe or arcade

>>161091010
>tfw you do so and he's beepy-tier

>>161091085
>not wanting a yandere bf
???

>>161090484
you would know youre the epitome of it

2.7M gil + 6 savage might V materia and 1 savage aim V materia for a time card

How do I get webbed by beepy?

>>161091308
I tried but they stopped talking to me. Tell me when you find out.

>>161091173
denko

>>161091173
>not being a yandere bf with a yandere gf

truly the toppest of tiers

>>161091384
(´･ω･`)

>>161091472
>truly
truly post

>>161091308
Be Sugi

Whats the best way to level subclasses?

Who is the best player per class on XIVG?

Name them.

>>161091673
aika

>>161091293
Are you the cute aura?

>>161091673
Oh boy.

>>161091479
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