Dota 2 General - /d2g/

our girl is streaming

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Literally WHEN is the EG game starting?

I've watched a fucking film after OG's match ended

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>tfw I think have a tapeworm

Goodbye /d2g/.

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OG will win 3-1 since it's a honeypot tournament

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best waifu

reminder
>>160955534

>>160955716
was your steak medium rare?

>>160955716

>he had his steak medium rare

ROFL

>i'm going to get less than 6 hours of sleep because i'm staying up to watch some mentally retarded russian click her spells

>>160955730
it's a meme tournament you retard there's no strats to reveal

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You're tasked with creating a 5 fish person lineup.

Slark, Naga, Tidehunter, and Slardar are already on the team.

Who is the 5th fish person?

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>>160955691
Pretty sure she's in bed with owen right now

>>160955817
>watching girl streamers
you're part of the problem you know

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>Sunsfan faked being a Jew

>>160955864
damn thats a Jay Leno chin

>>160955760
BASED ZAI

Also threadly reminder that Charlie had literal meltdown when Trump won, at least 5 tweets saying "I'll move to Canada" "Canada here i come" "thank god my parents live in Canada" etc..

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>>160955805
but what am i supposed to do while waiting for EG to play?

>>160955824
tide offlane
slark mid with support naga and slardar
sven solo safe lane

>>160955957
these family pictures are honestly so great

uhhh, are actually making anti-semitic jokes on stream? Not cool senpaitachi

oy vey

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What would you do to bring Windranger's win rate out of the dumpster in v6.89?

>>160955957
why does cr1t have an alt right hair cut?

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>>160955957
watch ur wife get fucked by a negro americuck

and only after that you will be allowed to see /ourguys/ OG btfo americucks

>>160955760
>zai talks like a nigger now
NA's corrupting influence got him
;_;

>>160956082

Aghs Basher instead of Aghs Mael

>>160956082
play it against notmorphling and notslark

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>>160956000
SEND THE BOYS ROUND

>>160955957
write an angry letter to gaben or LD or someone

>>160956082
+4 base damage
+5% damage on non aghs ult levels

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>what is Pugna

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>>160955953
zai shits on everyone
>>160955996
they're cool indeed
>>160956097
he secretly hates shitskins
>>160956121
he always has

>>160956082
lower ult cooldown to 12 at all levels
aghs now reduces penalty + some other bonus

>>160956097
that's the most vanilla hipster haircut in northern yurop

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Why do they have to be at dreamhack?

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>>160956170
if LD's family was never actually holocausted, can he really call himself Jewish?

>>160956330
holy shit shes disgusting
I feel bad for our guy SirMemeSlacks

>>160956330
solid 8.5 out of 100

anyone still watching the retarded russian
i'm pretty sure she's actually legit retarded

>american food
>curry

what did he mean by this ?

>>160956521
who cares, take it to /b/

This game will never start.

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>>160956330
does she have syphilis?
>>160956521
i am, is the mango starter a secret strat?
>>160956542
it's dota related

>>160956542
oh sorry i thought i was in the dota 2 general

when the fuck is sajadene gonna come on cam

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>>160956282
I think that's not bad. I hate how her aghs feels like spending 4200 to remove a severe handicap, rather than buying an *upgrade* like most other heroes.

can you even grasp the level at which these guys are living the dream? this is work for them, just bantzing it up

What russian stream are you talking about guys?

>>160956723
/uanatasa1

IT'S HAPPENING

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>>160956772
>the veno ban

>>160956607
>she actually got 2 kills
mango strat confirmed legit

>warlock first pick
OG confirmed tryharding to get their first technically competitive win over EG.

fugg I wish I didn't have to go to bed so soon, I want to watch then there's literally nothing left to take

>EG Underlord

lmao just fucking go next

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zai underlord

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GAME STARTING
GO EG!
>>160956826
>tfw you wanted to keep watching the russian girl but your boys are playing

>>160956840
>>160956869
Wait is this some kind of randomdraft shit or Under is already in cm?

In-game stream where

>>160956923
i'll watch till the game actually starts desu
wasn't expecting her to know how to use wards at her level of play

>>160957000
Are you fucking stupid?

>>160957053
Under the captain's draft 3 ticket I think

>>160957000
sunsfan runs some kind of meme version called elimination draft. they have both AW and Underlord in it.

in case you don't know, any heroes picked or banned will be removed from the pool for next game, so if it goes more than 3 games we're likely to see some dumb ass drafts.

>>160957129
also reddit got to vote to remove some heroes permanently and came together to remove pretty much all conventional offlaners, so that could be fun

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>>160957126
>ticket

Ok I got milk and didn't die.

>>160957285
good for you

where do you live anon

Is elimination mode 2.0 finals available to watch in client? I can't find it.

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>>160957083
she keeps buying mangoes

>jerax ES
GET HYPE LADS

>>160957285
pics of the milk?

>meme warden
eg 3-0

seriously hoping that's notail on zet

>og taking the bait

This series is going to be over in an hour

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is she an ogre?

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so this is what a real meme draft looks like

>>160957661
wait, is this the russian retard you're all watching? I thought you'd at least be watching a cute girl

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>>160957329
geraldton, wa

>>160957396

>>160957661
no, she's just fat

>>160956235
Oblivion

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>>160957661
>still boots tp mangoes

>>160957758
damn that's in the ass end of fucking nowhere, eh

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>>160957789

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>>160957745
but she's funny
>>160957762
i've never seen fat hands like these
>>160957868
>techies rampage

>>160957661
she's literally always streaming

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i want to impregnate her

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>rtz

>>160958045
that looks like some off-topic posting there, friend

you wouldn't want a 3-day ban now, would you?

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>>160958078

>this game

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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i want jerax to pount my boipussy

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>this game already

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>>160958142
what do you mean off-topic? you want to discuss dota? are you retarded?

>>160958185
Thanks for the insight, reddit.

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>>160958202
slut

>>160958248
>choker

what a slut

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>>160958302
that's how you get dota skills you idiot

let me guess it's a honeypot again

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>Yeah, this was all thanks to me. Reddit agrees, I'm just carrying these guys. I could probably be a better captain, too, and get that EG paycheck.
>Heh, nothin personnel, kids

>>160958704
how is this not a honeypot?

reminder that d2g said arc warden was a shit hero after seeing one (1) clueless shitter play him

EG fannigs where you at?

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>>160958704
>>160958778
they will win!

>>160958778
honeypot

It's like that morphling game artour streamed last night.

cr1t more like sh1t amirite?????? :DDD

>underlord
>good
pick one

Dotards??

http://steamcharts.com/app/570

Tinker is such a shit hero

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36$ dollars in my steam wallet. should i buy gtav, mgsv, the witcher 3 or doom + civ v complete?

leaning towards gtav because i already own ground zeroes and the witcher 2

>rtz less farmed than Underlord

J U S T
U
S
T

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>get pizza for finals (and tomorrow)
>cat sits on it

What do I do?

>>160958704
>>160958724
can't it just be a fun, clowney tourney?

>>160959039
pirate all of them

>>160959061
lick the cat

>>160959061

Cats are literally reskinned raccoons. Put it outside

ANA IS SO FUCKING SHIT

>>160959039
witcher 3 > civ v > gtav > mgsv > doom

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>Fountain dive at 17 minutes

>>160959039
literally none of them are good games and none of them have multiplayer worth paying for

buy hats and pirate them

>>160959061
get cucked like the little bitch you are

>>160959039
keep it for christmas sales

why is Zai their offlaner?

support morph what a bold strategy by EG

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>>160959226

>>160959061
Kick him in the balls. Assert dominance.

>>160959247
>z: have you played underlord universe?
>u: no
>z: i am the underlord

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>online tournament
>no pressure
>S4 playing like a god every game
really makes you _____

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>RTZ ruins EG yet AGAIN

Why do people go 1-1-4-stats on ogre? Do they just want to play him as a walking hyperstone?

>artshitty

kek, these RTZ deaths

fucking arcwarden

n0tail is literally a better carry than arteezy

how does this make you feel?

>Arteezy dying to the double
lol

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How do I get mid in pubs?

>>160959379
what if we made a robo-gustav with no emotions and thus no choking?

>>160959434
pretty much, fireblast for the stun and ignite for the slow and use bloodlust to just towerdiver them. Also great for tower pushing if you bloodlust the catapult.The problem is that RTZ is too underfarmed

>>160959434
You answered your own question, good job.

>>160959434
Yes, basically. You use ignite to harass on level 1 until you used all your mana and HP and then suicide to neutrals. When that doesn't work anymore you buff your carries and tank in teamfights. That's Ogre, nothing more.

>ogre is more farmed than arteezy

>>160959514
I don't think that's the whole truth. I am happy for n0tail though that he improved his carrying, it's not long ago he was dogshit

>>160959541
pick first

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>>160959247

>>160959434
Yes. It's the same reason drum was such hot shit for a long time. Pros have a serious boner for aoe AS and MS

s4 had a pretty good game

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can you help me out guys , how the hell do i counter this faggot

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This game and my dinner are so fucking over

>>160959729
disruptor fucks him in the ass raw

isn't it a bit disrespectful for EG to not be taking this tournament seriously?

BRAVO LUDWIG

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>anther 25 min game

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>Drop RTZ
>Win TI
>Take RTZ back
>Lose to OG

RTC?

Silences, AoE stuns, blade mail, sentry wards

Tinker is so FUCKING awful

>>160959061

my cats fucking love sleeping on pizzaboxes

wish i loved something as much as they did pizzaboxes

>>160957519
>>160957473
?

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>pos4 RTC

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2EZ4RTZ

hey im looking for a doujin i cant find it i remember it

it was a demon witch girl coming to a guys house and having sex with him but then she accidentally uses the wrong potion on him and he gets a demon dick and then fucks her in the vagina which hes not allowed to do so now she has to stay in his dimension/world

anyone knows it?

u guys know this is honeypot right?

>>160959598
Why not get more levels in ignite early then? It lasts longer, slows more and does serious damage for no extra mana. Even like 1-2-2 would be better than 1-1-3 in my opinion.

>>160955957
Why does the american team have isis niggers in the team?

really makes you think

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>honeypotting yourself this hard in a online meme tournament a week before the major
enjoy 16th place OG #LAMO

>talk shit get hit

HAHAHA THE STATE OF EG

>>160959729
disruptor or bane. I think troll warlord might beat slark in a pure 1v1 by stunlocking with the ult. bloodcyka is soft counter with the vision I guess

Interesting that we have seen Clockwerk own in lane so much this tournament. Meme tournament or not, maybe people realized that the hero isn't so horrible after all. They will still pick better Offlaners, but after next patch he'll come back I guess.

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>>160959989
Yeah I'm sure they fucked up big time giving away their arc warden strat

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>>160959982
reminder that EG is white

>>160959729
stop sucking dick
every player above 4.5k thinks the hero is shit

>>160960000
checked

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>>160960054

>>160960061
wtf

i love universe now

>it's a n0tail proves the haters wrong episode
feels good man

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How do I play Storm?

>>160960014
>bane
>counter
you legitimately cannot fiends grip him for like 8 seconds and if he gets linkens you do nothing.

>>160960061
>children_of_the_corn.jpg

>>160959950
because ignite sucks

>>160960061
Are sumail and universe going to ride a sandworm to boston what the fuck

>>160960061
they should replace those headlets

>>160960061
who the fuck is the fatcunt with the ugly hat, he must be some kind of gheiboi

>>160960193
130/200/300/400 damage
20/22/24/26% slow
5/6/7/8 duration

It's his only way to farm as well

>>160960176
if he gets linkens you spam enfeeble on him, it has over 1000 range. sure you have to wait out dark pact but after that you can lock him down gud

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>They still let me play earth spirit
Explain this doturds

>>160960390
>they don't respect you
or
>they want to give the audience a good show

>>160959950
I guess you just want to get your carry up and running as quickly as possible via Bloodlust. Early game the order of using skillpoint is actually very important for supports, since you won't have the levels to make up for wrong skilling.

So pros probably value 4 levels of Bloodlust at level 7 more than than level 2 Ignite. If you do that, you can only get Bloodlust maxed at level 8, which might take 5 minutes or more for a support Ogre to get.

That said, I guess you could surely level Ignite after that. Just because pros have a hard-on for leveling stats doesn't mean that it's actually the optimal way.

>>160960478
adelaidetard?

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>>160960054
RTZfags btfo

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>>160960512
adelaide

>>160960478
Are you trying to be cute or something?

That's pretty pathetic.

>>160960317
why would you want orge farming

>>160960605
that's all the avatarshitter does

reminder it's against the rules so just report the faggot on sight

>>160959904
anyone

PLEASE

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How are EG LITERALLY incapable of dealing with Alchemist?

They had the chance to pick AA for so long and they didn't fucking do it.

>>160960497
>Just because pros have a hard-on for leveling stats doesn't mean that it's actually the optimal way.
This. Pros are actually the worst players. Shitters like Arteezy level stats over lunar blessing on luna.

>winner gets 10k

R O F L

>>160960602
do Australians celebrate Thanksgiving?

>>160960706
Alchemist pick is literally there to trick your opponent into thinking that AA is a good hero.
Expect he's not. He's just a walking ult that barely does anything

>>160960649
Wrong board, idiot.

>>160960758
What do Australians have to be thankful for? That a crocodile didn't decide to eat them that day?

rtc is tilted lol

>>160960706
They lost picking AA vs Alch at Summit
>>160960798
Yup, Lil said they got baited

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>SD + Luna
gg

>>160960840
they had an RTZ Faceless Void that game didnt they?

>>160960798
vortex is good too. the ult is so fun that you have to play him every once in a while

>bench PPD for crit
>he can't draft for shit

>>160960835
apparently that they were able to buy milk

>>160960798
>Expect he's not. He's just a walking ult that barely does anything

Vortex is good for the magic amplification, you can get Cold Feet to proc with minimal setup either from an item or another hero which is a 3.5 second stun itself.

oh yeah NS counters slark too. aghs + gem and he can't sneeki breek anymore

holy shit a fucking Zeus pick, I havent seen this in months

>>160960798
He really isn't. He's weak because he got over nerfed after he was the hot meme pick.
Cold feet is okay with minimal setup.
Ice vortex is deceptively high damage amp.
Chilling touch is still really good if you have another hero or two that can keep someone disabled enough to him them.

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>Zeus

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Moonduck are taking this ironic shitcast faggotry too far desu

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You have one job vulag, balance Windralei. Go

How in the fuck do they keep track of which heroes are banned? Is there an ingame functionality?

I genuinely have a 100% winrate with pugna this patch. AMA.

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>his team falls for honeypots

wew lad

>>160961419
>3rd skill gets a 1 second increase
>powershot damage becomes pure damage

>>160961437
are you me?

>>160961429
They seem to have written a default client of some sort, maybe a custom game. You notice that after the draft the players go into an all pick lobby to pick their heroes.

>>160960798
He's a really strong laner as long as you're running a trilane with a stun support or your carry has a stun.

Chilling Touch alone can completely shut down the enemy support from harassing and the enemy carry from farming.

>>160961520 (Me)
yes

>>160961437

Item build(s)?

>>160961419
increase agi gain by .4. make her attacks in between ults slighty faster

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>tfw Zeus was out of meta for so long I forgot he got a remodel

>>160961590 (Me)
o shi-

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>zai chen

>>160960819
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>160961593
arcanes > mek > scepter > gg boots > bkb
meme push with your team

hot meme heroes like OD and invoker cannot fight you at all with ward
other hot meme heroes like drow, slark and pa cannot fight you at all with decrepify
illusion meme heroes like luna and terrorblade illusions die in 1 tick of life drain
meme hero sand king cannot initiate without bkb

>>160961593
How many times have you played him?

>safelane puck

Wew lad

>>160961514
>Pure damage
Ouuuuuuuuh baby

Why don't dotards lift?
It makes everyone in the Dota 2 community look bad when the top players are fatties and skellies.

>>160961419
Now an agi hero

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>>160962054
That's why we need the fuccbois back together

>>160961514
>le pure damage meme

just increases power creep

The centaur creep needs a buff desu.
Either another aura or another spell or war stomp improved

>>160961931
Louder!

What do I spam jungle to escape retarded peruvian bracket?

>but wait
>they talk on mic
>they're not actually peruvian
>they just talk in broken english

What the fuck is with this trend now

>>160962136
Remove the cast animation when it's near 3+ people :^)

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>>160962054

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well?

>>160962257
>Half-repping
Reported.

>>160962235
>What do I spam jungle to escape retarded peruvian bracket?

Buttseeker
Iron talon, learn how to powerfarm with it into Dagon

Usually enough to win the game.

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LMAO +1 STR
+ 1 S T R

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>>160962267
>soda drinker pro

You're a bulldog viewer aren't you

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>Big Babby HoneyLans is gonna win 2 majors before RTZ wins 1

>>160962267
the "hecho en mexico" award

>>160962439
WELL???

>>160962515
You mean three

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>>160962054
what did you just say to me?

>>160962515
You mean 3?

OG has already won 2 majors.

There's no way they beat VP though.

>>160959598
it's not actually possible to suicide to neutrals as ogre

>>160962612
>slavs
>winning another valve event

lmao

>>160962657
this
neutrals won't ever kill ogre as sort of a dota1 easter egg since he looked exactly like one of them
they'll only take him to 1hp

>getting veil on zoos
>not 10 min euls into blink into whatever u need

nigga wut r u doin

they have a spookey night time man

u just euls urself or him and walk away

SD+LUNA

BRAVO CRIT SUCH A MASTERMIND AMAZING INNOVATION
10/10 DRAFTER

>25 games
>4 abandons
>9 reports
>everything was fine
>wake up
>open dota
>3 low priority games

ty valve

maybe it wouldnt be higher than 97% of players if you weren't akin to a jewish takeover of the german natsoc movement

>>160962936
>pick alch into eg during a honeypot
>win

POTTERY

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by the moon!

Cap seems to get his own talking points confused. Did he really wonder how an ET and Zeus will stall a highground push?

>literally every time its up to BigBaddy NoBrains to pull it through instead of being carried OG gets absolutely shitstomped

Really gets the old neurons going

WHY THE FUCK DOES ARTEEZY LEAVE LUNAR BLESSING AT LEVEL 1? HE'S SUCH A FUCKING SHITTER

>>160962936
He's a shitty leader did you see his speeches before games lmao

i feel like i am the only dotard in the world that knows how to zoos

u need fucking maneuverability early on not cuck ass veils of sit there and die like a cuck

>our guys with the Kill advantage over team reddit (OG)

based

>>160963170
i have 80% winr on him

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>Buy wards lose
>Dont buy wards get free low prio

playing supp in random pubs is loda cuck status

>waste blink and leap instantly

What the fuck was that Sumail?

>>160963170
a forcestaff would really help desu

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>people still don't buy aghs on Luna
it's like they don't want free massacres

>>160963393
support luna with ags is great if you are forced to late game

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>>160963340

if i actually played this game i could probably raise mine a lot higher

but i cba to play dotes after wagecucking my day away

Blink Slark is so much more fun than Shadowblade Slark.

>>160963170
When he was popular the build was soul > arcanes > lens > blink > veil.

You're not a special snowflake.

Zeus is shit because of raindrops, buffed hood / pipe and glimmer.

Oh shit! It's the finals and your carry player on your team just called in sick!

You have two subs signed up: Arteezy and n0tail.

What do you do?

>>160963627
lose

>>160963627
forfeit to my chinese overlords

resistance was futile anyways

>>160963126
Rank 1 is 100% efficient (assuming ~65 damage it's a 22% increase which is basically a constant)
Rank 2 is 63%

etc etc

Beam is an obvious max since Luna is useless without it until lategame, and glaives is a mathematical decrease levels 2 and 3 and a spike at 4 due to lmao6glaives.

>>160963582

whoa my man keep spoonfeeding me common sense

yummy yummy in my tummy

NOTAIL IS A GOD TASTELESS

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based slippery fish

Ana is such a burden lmao

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>>160963890
When's the last time rtz stole an aegis?

>don't max lunar blessing
>your team misses out on 120 total damage every time they attack
>don't kill roshan in time
>lose aegis
arteezy needs to kys himself already

>>160963126
everybody levels that first, why are you such a brainless monkey

is there any point in staying in a game if you miss the timing on your win condition?

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don't throw!

>Everyone hates Mautism, even leddit
>He still sucks
>He's still casting games

???

>>160964249
only if your tempo controller can't fix it :^)

>No Lux hero
Seriously dotards?

>>160964283
thanks moonduck

>shitfail

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>>160964283
>maut casted the TI6 main event

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Damn, I can't stand Maut's voice. Something about it is just grating in your ears.

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>>160962072
desu that might not be a bad idea.

Why is WR even an int hero?

>>160964515

burger voice

>>160964515
he sounds like a fat retard
which is extremely fitting

>>160964515
it's kinda nasally but only half the time

>>160964315
if you miss the timing on your win condition then your tempo controller's power spike has surely ended

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EG are so fucking bad

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>>160964539
>Hurricane pike into focus fire

>he's got the melee rax
TI main stage caster

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>>160964515
>>160964283
>he keeps saying the wrong things like wrong item and ability names
>he just called the ranged rax the melee rax

I'm getting so triggered right now.

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What went wrong?

Cap needs to stop pretending he's an analyst

>pick luna + sd
>lose

>Slark is literally immune to all CC 50% of the time
wait how is this balanced?

>>160964813

yucky

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>Maut is still given work in Dotaland

ENOUGH

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>>160964813
Anime, video games and pizza

>>160964539
>>160962072
>make her an agi with the current diffusal blade
no thanks

>>160964283
>>160964481
>>160964515
>>160964809
seriously can somebody explain just how the fuck he's still involved in the scene as a caster

he's so blatantly fucking shit, put him behind the scenes or something

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Blink echo manta bfly abyssal might be the sexiest slark build ever

>>160964945
DADDY

this zeus is awful

>>160964982
Because the dota pro scene is the biggest circlejerk in the world

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Would you rather have the jewess of twilight and mcdonalds or maut?

>casting doto like it's a sport

fucking kek

>pick luna + sd
>win

>>160965063
I'd rather be able to watch this in game without caster audio.

remind me how this chink ana got on og

>>160965006
Zeus in general is an awful hero

>>160964982
same goes for kotlguy, sheever, xyclopz, shane, charlie, maelk....
knowing the right peoples at valve seems to pay off

>>160965063
Maut.

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>>160964819
Maut is the hype caster sorry cap xoxo t. Sunsfan

>>160965063

Anneedroid over maut any day, I like her voice.

ana was really shit this game. n0tail's slark basically kept them in the game for as long as they did, same with the et. enchantress and puck were basically non factors, and ana's zeus was detrimental to the outcome of the game.

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>>160965063
why does that snek have legs?

is this a good guide?
https://www.reddit.com/r/learndota2/comments/5e4sa9/list_of_cheese_strats_with_counters/
i keep getting owned by huskar and so i googled huskar counters and got this

>>160965128
Backstabby n0lans probably thought he was good or something

>>160965218
>n0tail's slark
>he doesn't know

ana was playing the slark and n0lans was on zeus.

>maut is a professional caster
>EE is a professional player

all merit not just knowing le right people ;^)))

>>160965218
Ana was the Slark, they realised that later in the cast.

Should have figured that out, NoLans literally has no play-making ability.

>>160965147
>>160965048

the bar is so low though

how are we not producing fresh talent

Welp. now we know PPD was overrated as fuck, player and captain wise. A guy that literally NEVER was a leader before is doing the same job as him and playing better.

>>160965301
Who does EE know?

>>160965301
this post is retarded and so are you

>>160965147
I mean they all suck too, but at least they're mostly just bland instead of Maut who is offensively bad.

>>160965325
because fresh talent can't emerge when the same casters invite their friends over and over
only tournaments you could cast are tier5 leagues like on azubu but nobody watches it anyways
you can't compete with that

>>160965301
I'm pretty sure in both cases it's about the person just constantly working hard toward their goal

im new what hero should i play? im a girl btw.

>>160965458
odpixel is living proof that reddit can make you their friend

what about some sort of sleeper agent

>>160965596
Jakiro.

>>160965458
I don't get why Valve doesn't stop inviting these fucks to their official events

They choose the talent, they should pick up some actually good casters.

I HOPE day9 will be the host for the Boston Major, because then it'll actually be something new.