/utg/ - Undertale General

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Fish!

Threadly reminder that I'm still looking for more people with rare or extensive Undyne image collections, preferably including images gathered from twitter from the earlier half of the year.
If you'd prefer not to share publicly let me know and we can try to work something out.

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nice

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don't forget to love your flower!

I am the very model of a determined anomaly
The whole spacetime continuum is nothing but a toy to me.
This world and its inhabitants just tools that I can use to stave
My anger that I'll never leave this tiny boring worthless cave.

I know that you might find my current attitude quite hideous
My whole corruption journey started just coz' I was curious
But now my little sandbox here is getting very tedious
My experience in life left me quite bitter and quite furious.

I have the power to reshape the world to fit it to my will
I'm gonna show to everyone their option to be killed or kill
In short, there's nothing else so, all your problems gonna stem from me
For I'm the very model of a determined anomaly.

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cute lizard

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Chara burpfic?

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Best artist

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Love this goat. Going to take this goat out on a nice date

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catty vore when

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It got too cold too fast, I don't like this

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>>160797757
>if my heater is on too long the power in my room goes out
i wish I had no flesh so i wouldn't feel the cold.

>>160797757
At least it's better than being too hot.

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I found this one amusing, though some of you may get upset

>>160798001
Sansgore > Soriel

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Asriel "qt3.14" Dreemurr

>>160798001
sorielfag pls go

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA4LxmA0weA

what are you listening to right now?

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>>160798129
Asriel "cuddly buns" Dreemurr

>>160798183
sorielfag just just someone falseflags as someone who likes both Toriel and Sans
I don't think he really likes soriel, nor would he post sexy Asgore

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>>160797978
time to become a blanket burrito and hibernate until turkey day

>>160797989
I understand this sentiment, but I really hate shivering
if I worked hard labor outdoors, I'd probably prefer the cold

>>160798317
but asgore wasn't even sexy

>>160798409
dude, I'm not a furry and even I found him sexy in this comic

>>160798496
dude he looks like a normie's body got trached then someone put asgore's face on it

>>160798317
>>160798496
What, are you one of those newfangled homosexuals I've been hearing about on the Radio and Television?

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is my drawing pure?

>>160798593
normies are cute

>>160798662
mettaton just wants to dance with his cousin, what's wrong with that

>>160798593
but his face was sexy
do you really think sorielfag would post asgore in positive light

>>160798651
worse

Which Undertale makes this noise?
Gurgle glorp blorp slosh

>>160798829
MTT Hotel Janitor

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>>160798356
In cold weather, all you have to do is bundle up with blankets and more clothes. In hot weather, you have to use air conditioning or go swimming to cool down.

Assuming it isn't *extremely* cold (like a snow storm or something), I feel cold weather is more 'convenient' to get around than hot weather.

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>>160798662

>>160798746
How could it be worse? You're not one of those mutant bisexuals the news was covering today?

>>160799050
well, that too

i want to draw the ghosts too

>>160798829
The Amalgamates?

"Creative" anon, please reply to me!
Maybe then I will not feel alone with my rate tastes

>>160799225
rare*

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>>160798356
>until turkey day
man I'm going to be hibernating for the next 4 months.

>>160798871
the cold rips right through me but i have no problems beating the heat. if i add any more layers of clothing im not going to be able to move anymore.

>>160797745
dat bell

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does anyone in here get off to those sfm asriel/toriel videos

i feel like no but someone has to, there has to be a reason they keep getting made

>shota asriel with a vore fetish

what do?

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give reqeuests???

>>160799098
What are you?

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>>160798864
>>160799212

>>160799561
you taking your OC and leaving

>>160798097
>>160798183
Soriel may be a shitty ship, but it's still a better ship than fontcest.

>>160799561
asgore and toriel nuzzling in a cute manner

>>160799561
Undyne and Frisk dressed up as ballerinas.

>>160799561
shota asriel hugging blob man

>>160799225
>"Creative" anon
Who?

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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

>>160799561
Chara with noticable tatas

>>160799561
Ignore the sorielfag.
Can I get Fuku as a baseball player?

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>>160798496
>dude, I'm not a furry
Yes you are.

>>160799760
>baby spider baking a cake!
>she's juggling so many bowls
>she drops a big heavy plexiglass one!
>it's so loud it wakes you up!
>the crying baby spider trying to explain herself to you
>you can't hear her over her chattering teeth
>she's so scared she wets herself
>you yank the glass from her skin and beat her for breaking your expensive dish!

>>160799620
Bullshit. There's no "blorp" in this picture.

Fill in the blanks:

I'm not a furry but I really want to ____

>>160799561
Jelly... with ANGRY EYEBROWS

>>160800004
fuck a skeleton

>>160799561
Muffet wearing a Chinese dress

>>160799561
Box Mettaton as a calculator

>>160799561
snowdrake eating snow

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>>160799691
thats how babies are made!

>>160800004
have a goat fursona

>>160800228
oh my gosh you better delete this before you get banned!!! baby making's not allowed on blue boards!!!!

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>>160800004
fap to furry shit.

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>>160798871
I'd complain less if the change hadn't been so dramatic, we had lovely 70 degree weather and a snowstorm on the same day
then crazy wind all day today, mother nature isn't playing around

plus my bones ache in the cold no matter how much I bundle up

at least fall/winter fashion > summer fashion

>>160799435
I'd hide longer if I could get away with it, maybe poke my head out at Christmas for more food

>>160799620
I wonder what Charanon is doing these days

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I want Chara to tease me for being good for nothing but a toilet

>>160799561
chara with a nipple where her bellybutton should be

>>160799561
Onionsan with a plush of itself.
>>160799871
The last line not happening!
Forgiving the spider for breaking the dish!
Hugging and kissing the spider and treating her glass wounds!
Telling the spider that it's getting late and should wait until tomorrow to bake that cake!
Helping the spider bake the cake the next day!
The spider having lots of fun baking!

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>>160800536
I want to shit in your mouth.

>>160799561
chara with two bellies with a nipple where her bellybutton should be

>>160800768
THOSE ARE JUST DOG TIDDIES

alright, i'm curious.
>>160800000

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Why are Charafags so degenerate?

>>160800928
Because they are necrophiles

>>160800875
>path of exile
who's ready for that diablo 2 ladder reset tomorrow?

>>160800928
You're the one making the posts, sorielfag. Why don't you tell us?

>>160800928
Frankly I'm ashamed to be lumped with them. To be fair though, I'm no shining beacon of purity either but I sure as fuck don't do scat or burping stuff.

>>160800928
Chara is not a character, so the only reason to like xem is degenerate pedo stuff

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What if Chara would grow from everything she eats, eventually eating the entire universe and beyond?

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>>160799709
shes trying to figure out how a kid in a tutu beat her

>>160801163
I read a vore comic like that. I would fap; that is what would happen.

frisk not wearing shoes

>>160801180
Lovely! Thank you very much.

>>160801275
>fap while being digested

Probably not the best use of your time

>>160797691
Do you ever even do anything besides say shit like that? Seriously, even the other momposters as dull as they were had something to them.

What the fucks is even the point of you's?

>>160801559
I would rather die fapping than die waiting for death..

>>160797691
Have you ever actually taken her on a nice date? I seriously hope your date was worth more than 20 dollars.

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>>160799713
cant.
>>160799823
she caught the ball.

>>160801643
i think about this a lot and even though its kinda pointless the post could just be another degenerate shitter like these 'charafags' are doing. the post is inoffensive, why are you so offended when there's much worse shit going on in the thread

>>160800228
this came out really cute, thank you jelly

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>>160801934
It is offensive to Toriel if you haven't made an effort to please her

>160801643
>160801770
>replying to a post from an hour ago
you really are bored, aren't you sorielfag?

HO HO HO

MERRY CHRISTMAS, /utg/!!

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>>160802080
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

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>>160802080
thank you, santa

>160801643
>160801770

Same sorielfag

>>160801889
Awesome. Thanks Jelly

>>160802235

>can't even do it right

what a faggot

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>>160802073
tfw i hate soriel and identified as one
Why would you post on an anonymous forum NOT expecting replies?

>>160802080
KE KE KE
HAPPY CHANUKAH (Hanukkah), /utg/!!

Which Anon would you comfort /utg/?

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>>160802179
merii

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>>160802498
all of them.

>>160802498
I want to hug canceranon

For christmas i want Frick to either go back to writing or learn to draw

>>160802702
i want xenoblade chronicles for the wii

>>160802080
>>160802496
HUA HUA HUA
MERRY KWANZAA, /utg/!!

>>160802498
the one i fugged earlier

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What are you listening to tonight utg?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAHA4Jh5jkw
>>160802498
all of them

>>160802781
Isn't the Wii easily hackable?
You could easily set it up to load from a usb.
Or are you getting it to collect?

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>>160800026
fine
>>160800135
this kind of dress?

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>>160802952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkpJfq3k0lg

The OST hasn't released yet, so I'm watching this video to hear it.
Kira's new theme is really good.

>>160802952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGzsByEIUaQ
I'm very happy I found this

>>160802952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ez-E8sPbU4

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this gote?

>>160803386
That sounds GREAT, even if I don't really understand what they're saying.
Someone definitely needs to translate this.

>>160803576
spank it

>>160802971
I am aware of pirating it. I just prefer "earning" something before I invest time in it.

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>>160803647
spank this gote?

Oh fuck, I slept literally exactly for am hour amd I got sleep paralysis ane was trapped unable to move in dream woth some time psycho

i still can feel heat beteeen my eyebrows
pld post pappy

>>160803964
did i fucking stutter
smack the gote's bottom

>>160803979
i had sleep paralysis and chara sat on me. it was very hot

>>160802080
>>160802496
>>160802797
哈哈哈
新年快乐!

(really early but oh well)

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>>160803979
i'm sorry to hear that anon
i have sleep paralysis all the time please destroy sleep

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>>160803979
i had sleep paralysis in my neck once. it was fucking horrifying since i was way younger and had no clue what was going on. i could move my body but i couldn't lift my head.
here's some paps for you to feel better. you are the sans in this picture.

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>>160803979

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Universe-sized Charafic?

>>160800289
ah, I accept my punishment.
>>160801943
glad you like it
>>160801523
glad you like
>>160802262
welcome

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>>160804053
really do it?

>>160803979
I once half woke up with sleep paralysis and had goddamn John Cena in the corner of my eye in the darkness. I was aware it was just sleep paralysis and had the strange feeling of dread that comes with it, but for some reason I found it so funny I was actually laughing the whole time.

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>>160804485
what the FUCK are you waiting for, pussy?

>>160804485
until the pristine white gote buttocks become a flush pink color, yes really do it

>>160799628
i love you

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>>160804072
>>160804190
>>160804268
>>160804312
>>160804510
sorry for rambling and thank you for nice Paps, I feel better already

>>160804646
>White fur
>turning pink
U wot mate?

>>160804986
yes

>>160804931
YOU HEARD ME THE FIRST TIME NOW DO IT

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>>160805059
wish granted

>>160798001
i love lil dicky, thanks anon

>>160805158
no. he cant spank it himself. he has to be taught a lesson. i want to see him crying and mumbling cut-off apologies in between pained bleats. the goat was a bad boy and he must be punished.

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>>160804931
ohhh anon

私はヤギと性交したい

>>160805158
unacceptable. Toriel needs to punish.

ハンサムな探偵対倒錯スケルトン

>>160805309
>frick-san

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>>160805329
well okay fine just this once

>>160805158
I can appreciate that Asriel kept time with this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubBdRb1f5A8

>>160805495
スレで私の毛皮のペルソナを投稿しない

>>160805271
not that anon, but i do have a pic of mettaton dressed as a nun spanking asriel

your waifu is shit, die in a fire, eat shit, everything you love is dead, nothing your love you can touch.

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This is now a Chara thread

>>160805628
Wrong. My stuff has death immunity. and I'm immune to death.

>>160805524
acceptable

>>160805615
P O S T I T

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>>160805705

>>160805585
i would never and im appalled that you think i would

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>>160805585
>スレで私の毛皮のペルソナを投稿しない

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>>160797396
as if i could forget

>>160805798
あなたはあなたの家族に恥をもたらす

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>>160805772
That is a HUGE forehead

>>160805798
QUIT TYPING IN LINES AND SCRIBBLES

>>160805938
>not liking girls with foreheads that you can lay your massive member on
pleb

http://i.imgur.com/qVraPGj.png

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snowdrake

>>160805885
>temmie will never be in an abusive relationship with the flower
help i want everyone to be bullied by this flower

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What does this abstract drawing make you feel?

>>160806194
disgust

which character has the most comfortable belly

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>>160805771
very well. here you are, one order of dom nun mettaton with a side of naked (censored) asriel

>>160806152
is this fanart of fricks fic

>>160806303
frisk is a boy

>>160802990
Yes it's perfect. Thanks.

>>160802498
I want to fuck leukemiaanon back to health!

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>>160806251
Chara

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>>160805798

>>160802824
hold me close anon

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>>160806194

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>>160806183
why do i have this saved

>>160806194
horrified, it's just so dumpy and potato like, where are his nipples? isn't he already covered on fur why would he have pubes or a tuft of hair on his head like a fucking furby

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>>160805903
>あなたはあなたの家族に恥をもたらす

>>160806496
>>160806591
CRYBLEAT

>>160806364
Going to visit leukemiaanon!
Seeing leikemiaanon taking chemo!
Bringing him fresh flowers!
Get well soon balloons and cards!
Telling leukemiaanon to not give up!
Rooting for leukemiaanon to get better!
crying when he dies
not showing up for the funeral

i hope he's really doing alright he hasn't updated us for weeks

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>>160806397
THAT CHARA IS A GUY

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>>160806550

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>>160806685
Male chara is best chara

>>160806665
I hope he died or found something better to do with his new life tbqh.

draw more frickgote

>>160806559
because it is perfect.

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How does this image make you feel?

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>>160806808
No more boops only kissu

>>160806979
sad, i miss dworven. his animation thing is cool though

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>>160806979

>>160806979
drunk

>>160806508
*kissus ur forehead* dont worry im still here for you anon. ill always be here for you.

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>>160806979
delet this

>>160806979
I want to die
I can't believe I've been cucked by dworven

No one takes my gote and gets away with it

>>160806979
See you in 3 days.

>>160806979
Who?

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>>160806662
Crybleatus mortuus est.

>>160807151
wow youre sweet, n-no homo

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Don't mind me
*drops a spoiler image*
Oops dont open that

>>160807364
>dont open that
Don't untie that.

>>160807295
there's no homo in these smooches. the only ingredient is love

>>160807364
>those fuck me eyes
mmm

>>160807364
Asriel is the product of Soriel.
Frisk is a time traveler

>>160807551
wtf i love love now

>>160807583
frisk, the rapist who traveled through time

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>>160807489
>not FloweyXMFrisk

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>>160807684
I'm not gay and that's Chara anyway, here's Frisk but don't open.

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>>160807849
>still not mfrisk

is it straightfag hours?

Didn't frick have a white goat fursona for a bit?

Figured I'd ask since you fags keep posting pictures of him

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>>160808172
Yeah, I'm still not gay.

>>160808323
Flowey has no gender so it's not gay.

>>160808364
Flowey is Asriel
Asriel = boy
Flowey = boy

we need more Toriel, Alphys, Aldyne, spider, hours.

>>160799483
Enjoy hugs with them.

>>160807704
Isn't that Chara a "misunderstood angel" in that blog

>>160808428
>>160808481
Okay flowey identifies as a boy but flowers have both male and female sexual organs. So it's only a little bit gay.

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may i have extremely nonsexual images of gals just paling around

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>>160808257
not if i can help it!

>>160807638
the only thing i love is you

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>>160808605
hey! it's not gay if one of them's a girl

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>>160808574
It's gay.
>>160808578
Sure! This is nonsexual pals at a beach or pool, use your imagination.

i want watch dogs 2

>>160808776
Frick
We have a discord for this shit for a reason.

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>>160808257
Straight sex is great sex.

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>>160808742
they look like they're going to have a great time at the beach with their boyfriends or husbands escorting them!

>>160808661
aye man pop that email over this way so i can come through and suck that dick already

>>160808829
you're not my mom

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>>160808697
is it really only one? or is it both? or is it neither?

>>160808912
i will admit i have a soft spot for mettadyne though

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>>160809119
there will never be enough of these alt ships

utg how do I pick up hot chicks

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>>160809034
Trying to find me out, huh?

>>160809281
step 1: be me
step 2: since you cant be me, give up

>>160809193
but will there be enough of ot4 action?

>>160809368
can somebody who has actually succeeding in picking up hot chicks answer the question

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REAL LIZARD HOURS
reply if you up

>>160809281
just be yourself

>>160809032
i dont have a dick

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>>160809484

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>>160809484
i'm a weakling i cant hold them up theyre too heavy

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tfw not asian

>>160809584
oh shit even better. slide that home address my way im moving in with you tomorrow

Undyne's, Toriel's, Mettaton's and Asriel's sexy thighs and butts are occupying my mind so actively right now I can't sleep.

>>160809487
what is this, amateur comedy hour

>>160809858
where's the momfag that lifts, maybe he can help

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>>160808578
This is something relevant to my interests.

>>160809958
>momfags
>picking up hot girls
They like saggy old women.

>>160809487
LIZARDS

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>>160809487
I'm always up for lizard!

>>160810112
>you will never have a hot old lady hit on you

>>160810127
wheres da uncensored homeslice

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>>160809958
If it were amateur comedy hour, more birds would be posting

>>160808578
>>160808742
>>160809970
What healthy, platonic relationships these girls are sharing, I approve

>>160810127
Whooops, meant to spoiler that.

>>160810202
That's what I want to know.

>>160809308
fuck off dubs

>>160810146
that happens to me a lot, theyre all like 50 though. wish it was a hot 30 year old for once

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>>160809952

>>160810339
damn man i'm jealous of you
no women hit on me because i never leave my house

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>>160810126
>>160810127
IT'S TIME TO RECLAIM, BRETHREN
ALL THREE OF US

>>160809934
i live on /utg/ street, youre gonna have to live in the closet though. im already living in the attic.

Kerbal Space Program

>>160810339
oh honey

I want to spread Alphys's fat legs apart

>>160810406
just go to the library or local market, they're always there and usually if you're helpful they wont leave you alone.
>>160810505
mom stop coming here.

Kerbal Space Program

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>>160809958
>where's the momfag that lifts
I'm here, the only one that has posted tori so far lel

In all seriousness just be yourself. Most importantly, don't be afraid of failure. 90% of attracting women is just talking to them like normal human beans.

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>>160810429

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>>160810429
YEAH

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>>160810551
Lizard doesn't even have good legs

>>160810494
okay but we're sharing a bed for warmth

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>>160810551
Just how thicc is too thicc?

>>160810495
>>160810595
I don't get it

>>160810638
>ywn have a /utg/ gymbro
I love this lizard and I want to lift for this lizard, but I have a hard time pushing myself when I bench because I hate asking people to spot me

>>160810742
Now you're gonna get the bots involved.

>>160810787
Kerbal Space Program

>>160810787
Alphys with legs twice the normal size
Lmao

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>>160809487
cute
lizard
posting

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>>160810787
Don't respond to them, it's an anon's attempt to bring down the thread. Post lizard.

>>160810325
>dubs
What?

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>>160810787
>but I have a hard time pushing myself when I bench because I hate asking people to spot me

Back when I started, I used to be the same way. Trust me, ask for a spot. You probably won't need it, but its always better to have one, then to not have one and stable yourself to the bench, trying to waddle the bar off of yourself.

On top of that, some of the people I do go to the gym with I only met through asking them to spot me constantly and vice versa.

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I wanna rub Alphys' tummy

>>160810720
Fanart doesn't usually capture her facial expressions like this, this is really cute

>>160810864
Yeah hyper is funny sometimes, lel
I just picked the first thicc Alphys I had in my folder

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post thicc

>>160809879
Chara is a thief

>>160810983
>>160810842
>>160810495
>>160810595
>Sorielfag is so desparate to kill /utg/ that he is resorting to shitposting a different game
Sad!

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>>160810720
this artist is excellent

>>160810765
of course. i dont want you sleeping cold and alone at night.

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>>160811060

>>160810981
Staple*

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>>160810990
>>160811176
Indeed!
What was your favorite part of the interactions between Alphys and Undyne?
Do you think the phonecalls built it up well?

>>160810990
I wanna slide into & sleep inside Alphys's tummy

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>>160810964
Cute!

>>160810971
I need to hunt for more Alphys/Undyne pics because I notice a lot of the ones I've saved from this thread are reposted a lot

>>160811060
WRONG THICC

>>160811172
Sad, isn't it?

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>>160811414
You can never have enough Alphys/Undyne pics

>>160811414
>>160810127
I'm going to need a source on all of these

>>160811202
damn i think i love you, this is real

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Which goat is the best to get into?

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How could you ever bring yourself to dislike such a cutie?

>>160811342
I didn't fuck around with the phonecalls too much on my pacifist run a while back because I honestly had no idea how much more there was. Favorite part is probably Undyne slam-dunking Alphys after comforting her. The entire dating sequence is brilliant though

>>160811360
vore is gross

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>>160811342
I thought the phone calls built up their mutual but oblivious crushing on each other pretty well. I wish we got to see more of them directly interacting because there's really not that much, more of them gushing out over why they like each other to you.

>>160809879
tfw asian

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HEY

NICE GENERAL, FAGGOTS!!

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>>160811525
Artist on the second one is Nam

>>160811718
If I ever do a combat-free fangame there's gonna be a gorillion percent more Alphyne, and that's a gurantee

>>160811839
Thanks, Wario!

>>160811682
>gross
Just like Alphys.
Besides it's not gross if she asks for permission first.

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>>160811060
>>160811414
there is no such thing as wrong thicc!

>>160811895

what

>>160811607
what is the name of that artist

Finished the request today, but would prefer to mass post them all though. I can post it tomorrow though, since I don't have it saved on my phone.

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>>160811895
Thanks for not disappointing, google

Wape Wooby

>>160811584
No it isn't, don't fall for their trap. Anons here are the kinds that will string you along then break your fucking heart and leave you all alone when you need someone to talk to most. Take it from me buddy, you're looking for trouble.

>>160812047
Great!

Sorry if this sounds like I'm pressuring you, but when do you think the mass post will be ready?

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>>160810787
Oh and if its any consolation, I'd lift with you if I could

>>160812047
happy to hear you're making progress
but when will you come home, daddy

>>160812163
anon i need this, i really think they care about me. its... its been so long