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Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>IS THE METACLUB REAL?!
>WILL CARSHALASH AND ZEALOTRON GET THE PERMA?!
>HAS NUKE GONE EVEN MORE BALLISTIC?!
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THIS TIME, ON /SS13G/:
1st for Metaclub is real and has been controlling the server for months
2nd for Nuke is literally insane
Xth for Waifus
someone tl;dr the current drama
or is this just zombified old boring drama
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6th for wtf I hate celt nowPlease finish the snow map
>>160795362
>discord drama happens a few months ago
>carshalash posts a wall of text detailing how he literally used voice chat to metagame with zealotron and brolaire
>nobody reads it because everyone is too focused on the discord drama
>months later, someone points out "hey, carshalash posted a wall of text detailing how he literally used voice chat to metagame with zealotron and brolaire"
>>160795493
link relevant wall of text?
>nuke makes a ban request against carsh for admitting to metagaming months ago
>deletes it after a bunch of admins and players have seen it
>gathers a metagrudge list of all the admins who saw it before deleting it and let it slide
>comes back as the savior and purges them all for being a literal metaclub
Nuke em nuklear
We are witnessing the end of the metaclub
THE FORUM THREAD IS (ALMOST) BACK
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=3266
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=3266
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=3266
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=3266
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=3266
Anon, would you find yourself more often agreeing with
A. Antagonists are meant to make a round interesting, even if without conflict.
B. Antagonists are meant to add conflict to a round.
A. Killing an antagonist is never wrong.
B. There are times where it is wrong to kill an antagonist.
A. Greentext is valuable to me. I enjoy getting greentext.
B. Whether or not I get greentext does not matter to me.
A. I prepare for bad situations and know how to weasel out of them. This is robustitude.
B. I do not prepare for bad situations, and improvise well to survive. This is robustitude.
A. My favorite moments in the game are those of triumph, whether it is mine or somebody else's.
B. My favorite moments in the game are those of interesting or comedic situations.
A. Dying uneventfully should be discouraged.
B. Dying uneventfully is part of the game.
A. People who are incompetent at their jobs without learning should be banned from their job.
B. People should not be banned solely for incompetence, so long as it isn't causing massive harm.
A. I enjoy having my ingame friendships transcend rounds, so long as it doesn’t break any rule.
B. I do not enjoy having a relationship with another ingame character that transcends rounds.
A. My favorite jobs are ones which allow me to interact often with other players, like Medbay, Security, Clown, Librarian, Bartender, Trader, Cyborg, AI.
B. My favorite jobs are ones which allow me to achieve personal goals and play with the mechanics of the game, like Miner, Botanist, Xenoarchaeologist, Virologist, Xenobiologist, Cargo Technician, Engineer, MoMMI.
>>160795456
>check celts vgstation fork
>there's a PR for wendigos, and a PR for an update to mining turfs
Not sure what's going on over there, but it seems a sight more fun than what's going on in the regular github
>>160795456
>>160794858
>Celt had a good cmo for a bit
xth for wtf I love celt now
>>160795905
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A+B. It's a matter of fact that it's part of the game, but it definitely should be discouraged.
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>>160795493
>>160795741
>someone claims to metacom with a bunch of people
>get butthurt the random people named aren't getting banned
You need more proof than "yeah I meta'd with these people so ban them"
NUKE 'EM NUKLEAR
>>160796170
>guy you claimed to metacomms with #1: "i wasn't even there"
>guy you claimed to metacomms with #2: http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=37&t=2435&p=9935#p9947
Sorry, looks like we're gonna have to ban you for banbaiting!
>>160795048
May you please tell me which post it was in the thread? If its about the head thing I can explain that. First up, it wasn't brolaires head we were trying to find. It was the only other person on the station that wasn't us. We were performing surgery on him to remove his head after performing torture surgery on him after he tried securing valids on me and failing. When I removed thehead from him to try and fix things since for god knows what reason sawbones switched the heads of him and brolaire. And before you fucking say anything it wasn't mentioned at all on the discord, I was confused as fuck why he did it considering I had just took the guys arms off as punishment for trying to valids. Anyway back on track, after I took the head off I noticed that the head wasn't anywhere on the ground so I spent a while looking around in surgery thinking "A head just can't fucking disappear can it". After a while of right clicking around to see why the fuck this head is appearing, I just ask if this shit is possible. All of them were in medbay at the time and they knew what I was doing, I got a smartass answer about right clicking and call brolaire a faggot for thinking I didn't do that.
The fact this is being brought up over blowing a borg during shuttle call is fucking autistic, I told nuke and every single fucking admin involved on that case exactly what happened, they talked to every single person involved in the discord what happened multiple times in private, I honestly have no fucking clue why it is being brought up again now when 14 fucking people had to go into massive detail what happened the entire time. God damn it this is retarded and i'm going to have to spend another full day writing novels of what happened with you fucks getting mad i'm not writing single lines because of banvalid lust.
>>160795905
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A
A/B
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A
>>160795905
Here's some prefacing text because 4chan thinks my post is spam.
A
A (if you know it's antag)
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t. Admin
>>160795648
i don't know if he's guilty of metagaming, but I do think caralash is genuinely insane
>>160795905
A
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B
B, since A is simply powergaming.
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>>160795145
ban
>>160797295
DO IT POMF
BAN THE METACLUB
BAN THEM HARD AND LONG
SAVE US FROM THE NIGHTMARE /vg/ HAS BECOME
>>160797339
BANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBANBAN
>>160797295
ARISE CHIKUN
>>160796531
I'm going to be fully honest with you anon, I dont care if you are sawbones, carshalah, brolaire, or a shitposter, you could be all four for all I care, baning you would do nothing but improve the general quality of the server by atleast 20%.
>>160796170
Carsh should be perma'd at least, that's a confession
>>160797376
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>>160797295
HELL TO THE FUCK YES POMF
DO IT, FUCKING BAN EM,
ALL HAIL THE POMFREICH
THE GLORIOUS LEADER, SCOURGE OF METACOMMS
BANHAMMER WIELDER OF JUSTICE
ARISE CHICKEN, ARISE!
>>160796531
BAN HE BAN HE BAN HE
THE METACLUB JUDEN WILL RULE US NO LONGER. REMOVE THE CORRUPT BANKERS. POMFENREICH NOW
>>160796531
At the time of you asking an IC question via voicechat, was brolaire dead or alive?
This has nothing to do with the borg incident by the way
>>160797376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeFZXNDz7uA&t=1m11s
>>160797565
>>160797565
ALL HAIL POMF. SAVE US FROM THE METACLUB CORRUPTION
ARISE CHIKUN
>>160797565
>3 M O R E Y E A R S
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>>160797376
THE FINALE TO THE WEEK OF THE ROPE
THE BANNING
OF THE METACLUB!
DO IT POMF! DO IT!
DOOOO EEEET!
>>160797376
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>160797376
Pomf, you ban sawbones, sarsha and all of these faggots and I swear I will make you a shrine in game filled with KFC and icecream sundaes.
Do it chickun, ban em all.
PUMF CHICKEN OF METACLUB DESTRUCTION HAS RISEN
ONLY QUADS CAN DEFEAT HIM
GRUĂź VOM KRAMPUS
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>>160797941
>kfc
Jewish tricks foiled in 2016
>Brexit
>US Election
>Austrian vote rigging
>Metaclub banned and forced into exile on TG
>>160798009
Pomf ban the metaclub shitters and I'll donate to your patreonOnce I get a job
>>160798117
krampus is coming to do the deed
SOMEONE GET IN AND OBSERVE. SCREENSHOT KRAMPUS SACKING THE NAUGHTY BOYS
>>160797443
Brolaire hasn't played in months, this is just showing why the fuck most people skipped over to the discord instead to post.
>>160797671
Brolaire was alive at the time, he was in the room for a bit while i was seraching for the head. I just asked about if this was possible thing to happen from beheading through surgery since at the time I was still fairly shitty at surgery and was mostly just a chem healer for medbay so this was fairly new to me. Thank you for actually asking questions anon instead of just screaching ban he. I'm kind of annoyed the thread got deleted since I was trying to explain what was going on there.
I just want to fucking talk to the admins and get this cleared up so I don't have to see the metaclub accusations every day.
Yikes.
quick post pictures of bread crumbs to appease our chikun overlord
only the crumbs shall be spared
Ass blast USA
>>160798009
Alright alright, living chickens in grass fields with icecream sundaes and veggie pizza, better?
Now, get to it pomf, we need some permabans given to some massive fags.
>>160798210
You got ropedayed Carsh, sorry my man. Seems the only discussion is going to be in a ban appeal.
CHECK BANS CARALASH IS RIP
>>160798278
Someone postPROOFSif people can get banned.
Where would we be if not for Pomf?
Take a moment to appreciate His grace upon us.
>>160798151
I'll donate on Christmas for Krumpus, I should have money once I'm back in the country. Praise the chicken
why do you niggas wan't to fuckin ban everyone
why do we have a culture developing around banning every other player
IT HAPPENED
YES
YES
YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS
YOUR ON A ROLL DONT STOP NOW
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>>160798471
GOTTA GIT DEM BALIDS BROSEPH
GLORY TO THE POMREICH
ALL HAIL THE BIG CHIKUN, SLAYER OF MAGGOTS, DESTROYER OF METACLUBS
POST BREAD CRUMBS TO APEASE THE LORD AND SAVIOR
>>160798428
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>>160798471
>break serb rules
>get b&
Pretty simple stuff, mate
Carsh for harshed
I'll be serving icecream and cola later to celebrate
>>160798471
We don't want to ban everyone.
We want to ban the shitters, all the metacommers, all the hippie/TG faggots, all the cunts and retards
We want to make /vg/ great again
All that's left now is to rebuild the bunker
>>160798471
hi zealotron
should have told your buttbuddy to stop making himself look bad in the thread and maybe everyone would have forgotten lol
>>160798510
FUCK THIS PICTURE
FUCK YOU
>>160798151
POMF YOU KNOW WHO IS NEXT
>YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO
DONT STOP NOW
>YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO
DONT STOP NOW
>YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO
DONT STOP NOW
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DONT STOP NOW
>>160798621
Walling ourselves off on a byond tiny community will just spell death
>day of the rope has claimed a guy i despised and a guy i sorta liked
overall pretty goodguess which is which
BRB ban appeal
>>160798757
>tiny community
Let me guess, you think 40 pop highpop is 'small' and are one of the faggots who wants us to invite Leddit, TG, and Hippie in to pull up a chair and make themselves at home on -our- server?
Fuck off. We're not stagnating. We never were.
Shoo, Hippie. Krampus will take you soon.
>>160798765
despised Hudson, liked Hensha
>>160798757
SMALL BUT PASSIONATE AND GOOD
HUGE OR VALIDHUNGRY SHITTERS THAT RUIN EVERYTHING
OH ME OH MY, THE CHOICES, GEE WILKERS
>>160798778
>he thinks he'll escape from Krampus' sack
Pomf has spoken. Now fuck off, and take your metaclub with you.
>>160798893
Not that guy, but who are you? Seriously, what's your ckey, you seem to think of yourself as a bit of an expert on /vg/ history.
>>160799013
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>>160799013
DrCelt
>>160799005
The chicken was the one who told us we did nothing wrong in the first place, I think he just listened to the thread memeing and actual believed what you retards said for some reason.
>>160798778
>>160799162
>memeing
So lemme get this straight.
You confessing to sharing in-round information, also known as 'meta-communication', is not in fact, bannable? Even though it states clearly in the rules, that doing such acts, will result in a ban?
>>160799162
Maybe he didn't say that and you're lying, ay? Or were lied to by Sawbones when he said you were pardoned LMAO
GET OUTTA HERE, HIT FOR A HOMERUN METASHITTER
>>160798912
that's right
still, nobody should have immunity to a ban unless pomfse actually pardoned it, everyone involved should take a hit
he should appeal
>>160799162
Pomf spoke, pomf acted, pomf saw everything and was convinced, any of the people who were banned did us no real good by staying anyways.
If you are still here pomf, you did good pal. I'll make the shrine soon enough, peomisse you.
>>160799240
fuck i forgot "this is all only because i blew that borg"
May you please tell me which post it was in the thread? If its about the head thing I can explain that. First up, it wasn't brolaires head we were trying to find. It was the only other person on the station that wasn't us. We were performing surgery on him to remove his head after performing torture surgery on him after he tried securing valids on me and failing. When I removed thehead from him to try and fix things since for god knows what reason sawbones switched the heads of him and brolaire. And before you fucking say anything it wasn't mentioned at all on the discord, I was confused as fuck why he did it considering I had just took the guys arms off as punishment for trying to valids. Anyway back on track, after I took the head off I noticed that the head wasn't anywhere on the ground so I spent a while looking around in surgery thinking "A head just can't fucking disappear can it". After a while of right clicking around to see why the fuck this head is appearing, I just ask if this shit is possible. All of them were in medbay at the time and they knew what I was doing, I got a smartass answer about right clicking and call brolaire a faggot for thinking I didn't do that.
The fact this is being brought up over blowing a borg during shuttle call is fucking autistic, I told nuke and every single fucking admin involved on that case exactly what happened, they talked to every single person involved in the discord what happened multiple times in private, I honestly have no fucking clue why it is being brought up again now when 14 fucking people had to go into massive detail what happened the entire time. God damn it this is retarded and i'm going to have to spend another full day writing novels of what happened with you fucks getting mad i'm not writing single lines because of banvalid lust.
post yfw Krampus came for the eternal greyshitter
>>160799473
GRUĂź VOM KRAMPUS
>>160799509
>>160799473
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY YOU AUTISTIC FUCK, ALL OF YOU ARE WEEDS AND BANING YOU ALL WOULD DO NO HARM TO THE SERVER, CLUCK HAS SPOKEN, OBEY THE FUCKING CLUCK
BAGAWK MOTHERFUCKER.
>>160798778
You have exactly one chance to be pardoned.
>>160797973
You must get quads.
It's your best chance.
chiken
>>160799473
>break serb rules
>get b&
Cause and effect, you fucking git. The funny thing is the borg is irrelevant, you should never have posted that autistic wall of text admitting to breaking one of the most enforced serb rules. Your metaclub isn't anywhere near the whole server, and you can't get special treatment because of it. Fuck off, metashitter.
>>160799794
Somebody's going to get quints actually
Our chemistry is the same as /tg/ station r-right?
>>160799310
Already did, head chicken is looking at it now. I'll get this shit sorted out, I'm trying to talk with him on discord.
From the looks of things nuke underlined way too much in the, plus listening to the thread is a terrible thing to do. If everyone got banned that we've said deserved a ban there would be no fucking server anymore. I have 11 and a half hours till its sleepy time for australiaans so until then im ready to talk to every admin to clear this out.
>>160799509
he's a shit player that is easily within rule 0 territory, regardless of metacoms
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&p=16826#p16826
oh shit look at this nigga
>>160799937
Note how none of this post denies the metacomms, only appeals to "but the thread is duuuumb"
>>160799794
I wonder
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>>160799989
>post yfw carsh gets unbanned and the thread gets btfo
>>160799937
>plus listening to the thread is a terrible thing to do
Better than listening to the discord
May you please tell me which post it was in the thread? If its about the head thing I can explain that. First up, it wasn't brolaires head we were trying to find. It was the only other person on the station that wasn't us. We were performing surgery on him to remove his head after performing torture surgery on him after he tried securing valids on me and failing. When I removed thehead from him to try and fix things since for god knows what reason sawbones switched the heads of him and brolaire. And before you fucking say anything it wasn't mentioned at all on the discord, I was confused as fuck why he did it considering I had just took the guys arms off as punishment for trying to valids. Anyway back on track, after I took the head off I noticed that the head wasn't anywhere on the ground so I spent a while looking around in surgery thinking "A head just can't fucking disappear can it". After a while of right clicking around to see why the fuck this head is appearing, I just ask if this shit is possible. All of them were in medbay at the time and they knew what I was doing, I got a smartass answer about right clicking and call brolaire a faggot for thinking I didn't do that.
The fact this is being brought up over blowing a borg during shuttle call is fucking autistic, I told nuke and every single fucking admin involved on that case exactly what happened, they talked to every single person involved in the discord what happened multiple times in private, I honestly have no fucking clue why it is being brought up again now when 14 fucking people had to go into massive detail what happened the entire time. God damn it this is retarded and i'm going to have to spend another full day writing novels of what happened with you fucks getting mad i'm not writing single lines because of banvalid lust.
>>160800034
>>160799999 rather
>>160800120
pomf knew there would be an appeal, and knew he would have the backbone to deny it
r-right pomf?
>>160800171
Boy take some time to chill out and get a cool mind
>>160800021
Would you rather I be a lying faggot who denies the questioning a bug or be straight up with the admins and not waste everyones time?
>>160800164
>Go to discord
>Type @server admin
>Talk with admins about whatever you wanted to
>Admins can slap your shit if you're caught bullshitting
Nah senpai fuck that, posting in thread is way better.
>>160800192
>>160700000 rather
>>160800171
May you please tell me which post it was in the thread? If its about the head thing I can explain that. First up, it wasn't brolaires head we were trying to find. It was the only other person on the station that wasn't us. We were performing surgery on him to remove his head after performing torture surgery on him after he tried securing valids on me and failing. When I removed thehead from him to try and fix things since for god knows what reason sawbones switched the heads of him and brolaire. And before you fucking say anything it wasn't mentioned at all on the discord, I was confused as fuck why he did it considering I had just took the guys arms off as punishment for trying to valids. Anyway back on track, after I took the head off I noticed that the head wasn't anywhere on the ground so I spent a while looking around in surgery thinking "A head just can't fucking disappear can it". After a while of right clicking around to see why the fuck this head is appearing, I just ask if this shit is possible. All of them were in medbay at the time and they knew what I was doing, I got a smartass answer about right clicking and call brolaire a faggot for thinking I didn't do that.
The fact this is being brought up over blowing a borg during shuttle call is fucking autistic, I told nuke and every single fucking admin involved on that case exactly what happened, they talked to every single person involved in the discord what happened multiple times in private, I honestly have no fucking clue why it is being brought up again now when 14 fucking people had to go into massive detail what happened the entire time. God damn it this is retarded and i'm going to have to spend another full day writing novels of what happened with you fucks getting mad i'm not writing single lines because of banvalid lust.
Pomf, real talk, he still metagamed.
I don't care if he starts shittalking or spouting garbage, he metacommed. I don't care if he looked for a head or not, he still did it, to whatever degree of it, he still did it.
Be a real hero and perma him. No mercy to people who wilingly metagame, they knew what they were doing, they still did it.
>>160800402
no metagaming happened, man.
the thread is filled with bitches who don't play the game and live for the chance to see people banned, yall need to find peace in your life.
>>160800513
pack yo bags, krampus is coming for you too
>all this screaming and crying
lol fuck off with this shit. They don't need a ban and you retards need to get on with your lives.
Try talking about the game instead of screaming for the heads of innocent people. ;^)
>>160800513
GRUĂź VOM KRAMPUS
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GRUĂź VOM KRAMPUS
>>160800513
Sawbones, no offense, but you of all people, telling others to get a life when you type like a 12 year old, saying r-rude, it isn't convincing.
I play the game and so do others here. I see a clear case of nothing lost if you and everyone else is banned, I'll be honest. Pomf will decide, I just hope it's the right choice.
>>160800513
he literally admitted to metacommunication
>>160800513
No the thread is filled with people who are sick of your sekrit club bullshitting around rules because you have admin friends. He metacommed, he deserves a ban, let him appeal it in a month or so, so he can learn his lesson
>>160800298
>Go to discord
>Enter echochamber of "ĂŚnternet friends"
>Suck admindick and get a "warning"
I'm just glad i didn't inject a ling with every power.
>>160800797
>Sekrit club
>Discord link is literally in the op and lets anyone join
w
e
w
That based fucking Telescience guy.
I got iced by the cook changeling, but telescience brought me back to life because I had medbay download my genes. They also had the foresight to teleport us into a wall, so we couldn't get murderboned.
Was satisfying as all hell to see the changeling that killed me never made it off the station alive.
What the hell was going on in the shuttle though?
>>160800827
should have made a disk of the powers then drag the console out into the lobby and put the disk into every slot to allow people to dispense power syringes whenever they feel like
>Want to be chef
>Other chef chases me out
>Eventually give her the succ
>Start succing all of service
>Get borers
>Head borer leaves after giving me sight upgrades for some reason
>Hand borer keeps calling me fat for having so many fucking succs
>Get lazy when I get deathsting
>Even have one of my succs get telesci'd out from under my fucking proboscis
>Die a shit ton in the span of the shuttle docking and the round ending between sec wanting valids and my arm borer refusing to let them meme me that easily
breddy gud
but there is no nasa voidsuit that isn't in bumfuck nowhere in space on deff
D U N Y
U
N
Y
>>160800917
As bad as giving all access to everyone
Conan, what is best in life?
TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES >>160797376
TO SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU >>160798428
AND TO HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN >>160800624
post yfw their name is their ckey
>>160800956
you can use the teleporter to go to the tcomm sat that has 2.
>>160800956
Oh damn, I thought you did kill me. Didn't know he got me out before that.
I'm still amazed he knew what was going on though.
>>160801079
You don't add every power to the disk, you add the ones you think are okay to give to the public onto it.
>>160800956
>want to be chef
>spend 3 shifts dying early as chef and being unable to cook
>finally get to cook
>walk into kitchen and see librarian there
>tell him to leave, he does
>feel bad, give him free food
>ling
>
all memes aside pretty good stuff, just wish i hadn't died so early :-( being the first victim succs
>>160795145
>carsh kicks up a stink over some newfag shitter making a bunch of chloral
>newfag shitter gets salty and makes a TLDR thread against carsh and his assorted bullshit
>his past gets dug up
>metacomm accusations from months ago back on the surface and are the hot topic
>metaclub accusations back to stay for good
I mean, good Christ carsh, you fucked up. If only you weren't such a powertripping ausfag who can't control his autism when it comes to newfags, nobody would have fucking remembered, but you just had to trigger something which put you in the spotlight again. Gratz, unintentional self sabotage at its finest.
>>160801103
there is a player who i'm fairly certain static names with their real name
>>160800956
>go out of medbay to give kayahi no breath
>don't see him, only the chef
>*shrug and moonwalk away
>see this post
You monster
>>160800779
It does a ton of bad for the server by setting a precedent where thread shitposting can overturn previous decisions and get players permabanned, also exploiting the Krampus shit.
Yeah, you don't lose a lot by banning a player or two but, you know, how many more times will this happen?
>>160801232
someone who doesnt play too often has a static which has my surname and it makes me want to kill myself so much
>>160800827
hey there i am! that was an awesome round dude it was great working with you
>>160801312
>all hippieshitters banned
Sounds good to me
>Static namer who does nothing but attack Sec all round, every round because he 'needs mental help'
inb4 ban request its on another server
>>160801312
>it's now a bad thing to overturn previous decisions even when there was literally a fucking confession of metagaming
Are you retarded?
Stop defending your metabuddy and do your fucking job, you fuck.
Also,
>implying Krampus isn't great
Soon, we will be free of Hippie. I don't want 60 people if 30 of them are from Hippie, play like they're on Hippie, and want Hippie code.
>>160801312
>thread shitposting is a problem!
>so I'm going to make a trip and shitpost in the thread
really makes you...
think???
>>160801312
We ban people who have shown to be shit.
We ban people for abusing privileges, we shit on people for being shitters, and when everyone collectively shits on someone, they deserved it.
Admired metacoms, perma. Hail the fucking chikun sawbones, stop defending your pal, and start talking like a real person, like now. Show yourself to be a respectable member of the community, see that he admited to metacomms, and let the decision stay. You know its the right one.
>>160801312
It does a ton of bad for the server by setting a precedent where metafriending and sucking the mindick can overturn previous decisions and get players unpermabanned, also exploiting everything.
Yeah, you don't lose a lot by unbanning a player or two but, you know, how many more times will this happen?
See, I fixed it for you to reflect what we currently have instead. By all means I would rather have thread shitposting.
>>160801292
Poor kayahi's fucking byond crashed and so did his whole computer, so he got succ'd for it
>>160801312
can you smelelelel the hellfire sawbones
that's the smell of the devil nipping at your ass
>>160801227
Is this true?
Someone confirm this.
Holy shit what an idiot if this is true.
>>160801936
well, his original confession post is so nonsensical it's hard to extract any meaning from it
but from my reading, it seems he did admit to metacoming
he's currently permaed and has an appeal on the forums
>>160801794
That's happened twice in the past few days
Once when I VVed something on local
And this time, when I just tried to say something in chat
And it froze before I even finished typing the chat message
So I have no idea what's up
>>160796863
JUGS
>>160795905
A
B
A (but i pretend its B)
B
A/B im not picky
B
B
A
It depends on the time of day
>>160802075
That VV thing is a known bug
see: https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/11907please port the fix for it
>>160802014
I admitted to asking if it was possible for heads to randomly disappear after surgery since no admins were online and i felt kinda bad for removing the guy from the round entirely and wanted him to at least chill in medbay in his tortured state.
I really don't need this shit today.
>>160802198
Disconnect and reconnect =/= Crash so hard I can't force quit it or even open the task manager and slowly fuck up every other running application
Why does everyone hate TG? Just played a round as Miner there and I had fun, tons of ghost roles too
>>160802404
different strokes
>>160802014
Well I meant more the part where that post claims that carsh felt the need to antagonize some newfriendo to the point where this newfriendo makes a thread against carsh in which his past gets scrutinized.
Or in short; is it true that carsh's saltiness over some shitter making chloral inadvertently led to this ban he received?
If so that is highly fucking retarded. That would mean he got away with metacomms, but gets fucked by some random "pushing charges" simply because carsh never knows when to shut up.
>>160802306
THATS FUCKING WILING METACOMMS YOU RETARD.
IF YOU WANTED TO ACTUALLY ASK IT NORMALY, SHOULD HAVE ADMINHELPED IT, YOU JUZT SHOWED YOU WILINGLY CONTACTED THEM OUTSIDE OF NORMAL MEANS FOR A CONVERSATION REGARDING THE ROUND
LITERAL FUCKING METACOMMUNICATION
BANNU
>>160802404
20 minute rounds, worse validhunting than /vg/ extreme shitters
>>160802404
People don't hate TG, they hate TG's players, specifically, the ones who come here, shit things up, beg for TG features to be added, ruin rounds, and generally act retarded.
Past that, people like different things, and that's okay. Just don't expect /vg/ to conform to another server's standards or features.
>>160802306
face it, your enough of a shitter to be in rule 0 territory anyway
peace
Post YFW most of the bans that happen from this are repealed because you need more proof than "I metacommed with ___ so ban us both"
>>160802523
Read my post, I literally said the only reason I asked was because no admins were online.
>>160802461
>caralash autistically scrutinizes newfag
>newfag scrutinizes caralash back
>his past gets dragged up
yeah that's party is all true
>>160802694
>it's okay to metacom when no admins are on
>>160802694
THE MOTIVE DOESNT MATTER, THE FACT YOU DID IT DOES, REGARDLESS OF SEVERITY
I SINCERELY DOUBT YOU DID JUST THAT, SINCE ONE ASSUMES THAT IF YOU WENT TO COMMUNICATE IN TGE MIDDLE OF THE ROUND, YOU WOULD HAVE HAD THE MEANS TO DO IT OPEN ALREADY, BUT YOU ADMITED TO DOING IT ANYWAYS.
Good on ya kamen rider faggot.
>>160802928
wew
>>160795360
>>160803003
who even is this?
>>160803000
chicken trips confirm
get the fuck out
>>160801312
Sawbones, you know what they did and you need to accept it.
They used an out of game method to talk about an ongoing round. This is no different from ICK OCKing in the thread or current discord, and then they tried to hide it.
You allowed this to happened Sawbones, and now you're defending your metabuddy. They'll take you next.
Free DenkouZ I say, they were right the whole time, and banned because the metaclub was covering their tracks. Somebody call the chicken, an innocent man is permabanned.
>>160795360
dana is CUTE
CUTE
CUTE!and oh so fluffy~
Daily reminder that if you shitpost in the thread you can get anyone banned
>>160802602
I didn't even metagame that hard should be crossed
>>160803160
daily reminder ice cream is the best food group, i'm making bourbon pecan pie ice cream for thanksgiving
>>160803208
You better take plenty of pictures
>>160803208
I respect you head chicken, but you made a terrible mistake by listening to a vocal minority and now you're shitposting instead of taking responsibility for your actions.
I hope you fix your mistake
>>160803160
Daily reminder that Super Sentai > Kamen Rider
>>160803084
I don't know but I imagine the guy who has a settling fetish (via /fit/ memes) on top of a serious cybersex issue probably looks a little something like that.
>>160803095
>riri left
>kurfurst left
>deity left
>senaat left
>duny is a faggot
everything is changing, but i still feel the same
>>160803335
just was curious if it was one of our players
>>160803304
>minority
>he actually believes this
Majority of the serb hate metacoms, metaclub, and the eternal greytide shit you do Carsh
>>>/hippie/
>>160803195
>>160803304
maybe a sleep will change my mind, maybe it won't.
>>160803274
if i remember to anon, if i remember to.
>>160803000
Hey, its true pomf.
Admittance to metacomms has been proven.
>>160803525
have a good sleep chikun. meet me in the astral world if ur aura's high enough
>>160803447
Wasn't me, i'm only posting rider photos in my replies. Chicken isn't responding to me on discording asking if he would like a full explanation and ignoring the appeal thread. So the zach boy geniuses time is ogre, i'll make sure to shitpost in the thread still to secure banvalids since that's how it works now.
>>160802740
Holy shit
Carsh, if you are in this thread I want you to tell me how mad you are over this.
All you had to do was contain your medbay autism, but you just couldn't help yourself could you?
>>160798471
It's valid huntings next level.
Banvalid hunting.
>>160803476
His post definitely has vibes of "i'm being metagrudged guys!", half of it is dedicated to screaming how everything that's happening is because of a completely unrelated ban request on him.
>>160803659
Nah anon, higher than that.
Metaclub banvalid hunting. Now that's some big game hunting, wouldn't you say so?
>>160803525
>>160803814
thanks chicken
>>160803814
thanks chicken! :3
>>160803619
Forgot my kamen rider
>>160803629
I'm more annoyed that the chicken is getting information from the thread instead of people like the admins who aren't attached to me at all so that your discord boogeymanning can be disproven. Considering the fact that me and pain get along terribly as well as the fact he hates the metaclub boogeyman more than anyone really just disproves this.
I mean shit, kolith got a permaban and deadminned but you still think hes a part of all this.
>>160803814
thanks chicken and god bless you
>>160803208
Is that ice cream with bourboun pecen pie flavour, or bourboun pecan pie with ice cream?
Either sounds great, but I am still curious.
>>160803814
thanks chicken
>>160803814
thanks chicken
>>160803814
thanks chicken
>>160803814
God bless you Pomf, thanks chicken, you did good today.
>>160803848
>chicken is getting information from the thread
THIS
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=37&t=2435&p=9935
THIS
YOU FUCKING TARD
THIS
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=37&t=2435&p=9935
THESE ARE LITERALLY YOUR WORDS
EVEN AFTER TRYING TO TWIST THEM INTO SEEMING INOFFENSIVE YOU STILL CAN'T DENY THAT YOU ASKED ABOUT SOME GUY'S HEAD VIA VOICECHAT (A.K.A. METACOMMS)
NO, THE FACT THAT YOU COULD HAVE ASKED VIA NORMAL IC SAY DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER, IF ANYTHING IT'S EVEN MORE INSULTING
>>160803814
Thanks, chicken.
>>160803913
flavored ice cream, first time making it so i'll probably have to make a small test batch to see how it works out and tweak the ingredients
>>160803814
thanks chicken
>>160803993
According to the post they talked a little more about ingame stuff than just the head
Kamen rider guy, just give up, take the ban with grace.
See you in a month you metacommin shitter. Hope the cluck is in a better mood by then.
>>160802740Guy that posted the link to carsh's words here.I've said it about half a dozen times before. Despite how much carsh would like to claim otherwise, no, the borg thing didn't even cross my mind. I don't really give a shit about that. I only cared for the injustice of nobody having fucking read his post when he confessed.
>>160803525
At least properly motivate the reason you ban him, and ban him yourself instead of having MrFoster make a meme ban.
What's the point in randomly banning someone almost a year after the fact, after he was previously found not guilty, after some random incoherent post by Nuke and some thread shilling?
>>160803814
thanks chicken
>>160803848
Just appeal in a month, apologise and swear not to do it again. Stop digging yourself a deeper grave
>>160804295
Fuck off Senaat. There was literally a fucking confession of metagaming in there.
>>160804270
it's my fault really
>>160804295
what can i say i'mchicken
>>160804295
>after he was previously found not guilty
Hi! Can you please use human words to elaborate on how, given the evidence posted, Carshalash is not guilty of metacomms?
You must use logic other than "well nobody else brought it up so it's probably OK".
>>160804381
Please go to bed
GUYS LOG OUT
LOG OUT
KRAMPUS US COMING
JUST
LOG OUT
THERES
ANOTHER TARGET
>offer brain transplants to anyone who got SoC memed
>clown catbeasted
>trying to save him
>he keeps running toward the crowd of people trying to kill him
>chloral him real quick and bring him to surgeron to get his brain in a non-catbeast
>he disconnects while being transplanted
But
but you
dammit
>>160804381
thanks chicken
Non-lethal Wizard strats
>>160804381
Bark? Bark bark bark, bark bark bark bark bark. BARK! Bark bark bark, bark bark, bark bark bark bark bark. bark bark bark.
Bark.
>>160800858
Who is he?
>>160804381
Pomf, you fixed it now, you heard the people, you banned a metacomming pal of admins months after him admiring it and almost getting away with it, you did more than good, you did great.
Xenoarcheology is a big fucking autistic meme isnt it?
>Spend all round on the roid by yourself
>Find an alien spoon
>>160804573
Time stop
Freeze time, kick target in dick, leave
>>160804573
>nonlethal
Best nonlethal wiz is 5x blink
Fun as all fucking get out, you can kill everyone, without killing anyone, since everyone will shoot eachother trying to shoot you
>>160804490
i should but its a holiday week and work is typically sparse and i'm trying to get my hours in early, got 28/40 done
>>160804295
You only care about your metafriends now senaat, what happened to you?
Do you even play this game anymore?
Don't you guys get it?
The fact that this drama is so old only makes it betterKrampus had to check his list twice.
>>160804649
Isolate your digsites, duder
>>160804649
just wait until
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12513
so many more fun artifact effects
>>160804417
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_jeopardy
the discord is mad at us
>>160803814
thanks chicken
>>160804746
>caring what the metaclub thinks
>meme magic in the thread gets gigashitter Hudson krampussed
>meme magic in the thread gets metagamer Carshalash krampussed
It goes both ways, guys
>>160804807
its kolith mad aswell and a few others jej
>>160804743
Cool. Except that's not an argument in this situation. He wasn't found not guilty, you can't just assert that he was.
>>160804694
he was always a faggot
it's time to stop feeding his ego
>>160804743
This doesn't even attempt to justify the original ruling.
Given that this is not a legal criminal procedure, can you try to make a few words on how Carshalash is not guilty of the crime of metacomms?
>>160804746
FUUCK THEM
WERE THE NOT SO SILENT MAJORITY
When people talk about the xenoarch powergaming strat, is it the one on the wiki?
>>160804743
B-but I shitposted in the thread, thats enough reason to ban people.
>>160803848
>you still think hes a part of all this.
No, all I think is that you are incredibly stupid for continuously annoying people over and over again. You literally got dunked because you just had to banrequest and be a shit against some newfag over a bunch chloral who then goes on a Detective Hercule Poiroit spree against you which in turn leads to all the metacomm shit whih was looked over to be dug up again.
I mean, all you had to do was keep your head down and not draw attention to yourself, but apparently you have crippling retardation and didn't understand that.
>Slimes taking over the station
>Don't join the slimes because its better to tard wrange the shitter ones.
>Open temp guns for anyone who asks to keep them at bay
>>160804746
Good. The era of Metaclub shitters is dead.
The first of the jewish conspirators has fallen. We populist revolution now
>>160804915
if you only want large artifacts all you need is a handpick and your drill of choice.
>>160804929
Please explain how were the accusations against Carshalash "shitposting".
From the very start, the accusations were very punctual and had undeniable evidence behind them.
>>160804417
Going by nuke's post and the bits he underlined, there was some retardedly shady shit that everyone involved should have known better than to do, but it's been a fucking year, they (HOPEFULLY) haven't done it again and it wasn't severe in the first case.
The entire point of bans is to rehabilitate players and correct undesireable behaviour. If Carsh and whoever did some dumb shit one single time, and there is zero indication of them having done it again, what is achieved by banning them?
And i know the thread is in its weird day of the rope fever, but actually think this through for a second.
>>160804694
Carsh isn't my metafriend, i don't interact with him at all.
Seriously, i know he's Australian and that's about it.
>>160805061
>Carsh and whoever did some dumb shit one single time, and there is zero indication of them having done it again, what is achieved by banning them?
Oh I am laffing, Carsh is an unrepentant shitter. This ban will hopefully cause him to rethink his actions
>>160804694
Also, i haven't played much recently because law school.
How long has it been since Pomf played, though?
>>160805061
So essentially, yes, he's guilty, b-b-but it was a long time ago?
What am I doing wrong, there's a lot of black squares, especially on the characters.
>>160805061
Nobody in the thread has a legitimate reason for carsh ban beyond "day of the rope, chicken god". Yes, the reason is legitimate, he metagamed. No, the ban is not a good one, it's far in the past and has no indication of happening ever again.
>>160805224
Pomf was the one who put us in the clear from all that shit all those months ago, I don't know what the fuck is going on anymore.
>>160805061
>what is achieved by banning them?
reinforce the message of "metacommunication is a no-warning permaban"
as should be
amen
>>160805224
>Nobody in the thread has a legitimate reason
>Yes, the reason is legitimate
hmmmmmmmmmm...
>>160805280
>Pomf was the one who put us in the clear from all that shit all those months ago, I don't know what the fuck is going on anymore.
Would you like to know what happened?Nobody read your post to the endI'm seriousI'm pretty fucking sure the only reason why you weren't banned back then is simply: "tl;dr"
>when the ambrosia hits just right
>>160804746
yeah cool
DUH UOH UH CAIN'T DUN BE DA SHADOW PRESIDENT NO MO FO BOUT SI' MO HOURS CUH MUH FUKKEN POP'S DEBIT CARD TAKE A MINIT TA CLEAR THO
literally fucking get a hobby between you and the fucking ERP-driven alternative you're collectively dragging the game down and making it even more fucking degrading to play and or slash be associated with this shit doesn't have to be an autistic rage festival you don't have to play fucking bames jond secret agent man you don't have to greytide you don't have to fuck hairy overweight men in the ass for pack superiority but here you fucking are I hope you're proud of yourselves and you're life decisions and I hope the le funnie depression tumblr meme shit isn't actually a meme and you people really are actually sick puppies
>>160805454
dude i didnt read a single word you said
>>160805156
Irrelevant, he owns the server. His word is law.
Do you own the server?
Do you play the server?
Do you code for the server?
No, you don't.
And yet you weigh in with your 'I used to be headmin, pay attention to my opinions little kids' whenever one of your metafriends from the discord gets in trouble.
Face it, you're nobody and aren't even part of the servers community any more, just butt out.
>>160805224
>Nobody in the thread has a legitimate reason for carsh ban beyond "day of the rope, chicken god".
>Yes, the reason is legitimate, he metagamed
The jokes write themselves.
Hail pomf and his judgement, cause metaclub defenders don't have any.
>>160805194
No, essentially he fucked up in a non-significant manner (Have you actually read what he admitted to doing? He fucked up, but not massively.) a long fucking time ago, with no risk of it happening again unless you can indicate he's actually been metacomming since then, plus it happened one single time.
>>160805454
are you ok
>the metaclub is disbanded
>>160805634
>tfw part of the meta club
>>160805571
proud of you
>>160805630
peachy keen
r u ????????
>>160805634
bye
>>160805595
>>160805304
Worded this like a retard.
I think the ban would be legitimate, but pomf dismissed it, yes? If so, why is it OK to overturn any 6-month-old decision just because of day of the rope?
>>160805605
The rules are very, very clear, Anon.
"Metacomms is a no-warning permaban".
If your country had a law that said tax evasion was punishable by life sentence, would you tax evade just a little bit?
Would you scream when a friend of yours got thrown in for life because "he only tax evaded a little bit!"
Would you tell the cops "it's okay, I only cheated on last years' taxes" when they knock at your door?
>>160805605
So, he didn't massively fuck up, despite doing a immediate no trial perma offense, and now it doesn't count because, it was a long time ago
What is your malfunction, a single instance is a ban, immediate one. One or more incidents don't matter until you get into absolutely permanent bans.
>>160805746
Pomf probably dismissed it because he couldn't be bothered to deal with it. Now he's actually read what happened, along with Nuke and other admins in the debacle and they realised they let slide very blatant metacomms. Next up for banning is Sawbones, the man who allowed it all to take place.
If an AI is made by a roboticist, and the AI has a borg, and another roboticist makes another AI with the first roboticist, and the borg's law 1 is to obey both AI's, does that mean the borg has two roboticist grandparents along with two AIs with two roboticists with a borg with two AIs? Is this morally acceptable?
>>160805842
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_jeopardy
lmao do you really want to argue like that.
Double Jeopardy protects him.
>>160805746
>why is it OK to overturn any 6-month-old decision just because of day of the rope?
New evidence cropped up.
And by "new evidence" I mean "it's literally the same evidence but NOBODY READ IT THE FIRST TIME"
I am absolutely fucking convinced that's the case
anon, who would shill for you if it was revealed you admitted to metagaymen
if the answer is no one, we are in the same boat
this is a fight between the haves, and the have nots
the metabuddies, and the literalwhos
VIVA LA REVOLUCION
>>160804679
Pomf, please free DenkouZ from their permaban. They were banned for saying the original discord was being used for meta-communication, and yes, they did lie a little saying they had clear proof, but Carsh has already laid out proof it happened. They don't deserve a permaban till the end of time, not now. Free our Valkyrie Maiden!
>>160806019
Does the fact this implies that admins didn't bother reading it not concern anyone else?
>>160805605
>metacomm
>non significant
No
>"b-b-but it was a long time ago!"
Not an excuse
You know what is worst about all this, all you people claiming this isn't metafriending or metaclubbing. You would not have so vehemently defended some random getting banned over metacomming. No, but because it is admincockslobbering carshalahah this ban is a "big deal".
Fuck off, everyone defending Carsh in this thread is only doing so because of cyberfellatio
>>160805897
Can any decision be overturned if the thread wills it with enough memes?
>>160805746
Pomf misinterpreted the 7000 word essay or, understandably, disnt read it and asked others who didn't read it thoroughly about it, since they didn't process anything, no ban.
Recent re evaluation, reason for perma. People can reevaluate things later anon, no rule forbidding it, pomf saw it, read it, interpreted it, concluded, he did so and reached the truth, he did metacomms.
Now or then, doesn't matter, re evaluation can be done at any time if considered relevant.
>>160805953
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Rules
don't see anything about this fabled double jeopardy here... only some bullshit about rule zero bans... did i cantthinkofanamerightnow vandalize the rules page again??
>>160805953
Except he wasn't found not guilty. He was pardoned after being found guilty, consider it a defered sentance. Also THIS ISNT A LAW COURT ITS AN AUTISTIC ATMOS SIM
>>160805941
A b-borg with two AIs?
>yfw the ban is going to stick
>Get told to post absolutely everything that happened
>Do so
>WTF TOO LONG, BAN HE
Also, http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=3260
Honk.
>>160806219
It is a good day.
>>160805941
>a borg with two AIs
This is the post that started it all
>>160769470
>only posts a direct quote
>0 results for "ban"
OY VEY ITS ANUDDAH HITPIECE
D A Y O F T H E R O P E ! ! ! !
>>160806078
Actually they were rule 0D for threatening several admins
What with I'm not sure.
>>160806416
Their ban reason says 'Banbaiting', I assumed it was for not providing the evidence they said they had. If they were threatening admins, I don't know maybe they should stay gone but... I'd like to see them come back. They were nice to talk to in deadchat.
>>160805941
>borg with two AIshi Harse, I haven't finished Candy Boy yet because busy I'm sorry
>>160805953
lelmao to be hunest there fampire I think you're like maybe blowing this out of proportion a little bit though laugh emoticon
maybe you shouldn't have been an autistic retard and expressed a little self-restraint if you didn't want to get caught by the lil pleebies who ACTUALLY USE THE THREAD AND PLAY LMAO LOL
maybe you should wait until something sprouts off of your twenty three year old brain stem before you try playing social climber on a fucking thirteen year old byond game about clown farts
>>160805941
>Is this morally acceptable?
yes
>>160806342
>http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=3260
How to appeal correctly!
1. Explain situation concisely without any vagueness, even despite being a very new player
2. Take responsibility and explain understanding of the rules
3. Take the ban without claiming it's bullshit, but ask for a chance back
4. Polite and considerate, and mindful of his mistake as he returns
Carsh, do this and take the month ban since you should have known better.
how 2 get away with anything
step 1) hope there's some background drama to keep everyone distracted
step 2) make your defense a very long, incoherent, rambling post that nobody wants to read
step 3) there is no step 3
>>160806584
They admitted to trying to get a shit ton of players banned.
A lot of them don't do anything
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statute_of_limitations
>>160806584
They were banned for threatening to turn the server against the admins if they didn't ban us. We had actual screenshots of this posted in the thread you guys all keep talking about reading so much.
>>160805594
>And yet you weigh in with your 'I used to be headmin, pay attention to my opinions little kids' whenever one of your metafriends from the discord gets in trouble.
First, i haven't mentioned being a headmin once. Second, my hot opinions are worth about as much as yours, where do i pretend differently? Maybe you shouldn't respond to or pay attention to my post if you don't care what i have to say, famalam.
Either way, while i would love to spend all night arguing this, i've got class tomorrow.
>>160806740
it's a fucking video game kid holy shit
>>160805941
>>160806740
>statute of limitations of a few months applies to an online video game
I too did a highschool legal workshop, you autist
>>160806740
>>160806761
Sounds like a hero tbf
We communist revolution now
>>160807142
someone post this in the appeal thread
i'm too much of a coward
>Kolith trying to save his metafriend by linking to a ban appeal of someone who showed clear remorse and understanding of what he did
Lmfao. Maybe if Carsh would admit he did metacomm and should have been banned before, this would go away.
But no, he keeps claiming his innocence.
>>160805941
This is my fetish.
>>160807142
>guy uses fucking awful meme argument against you
>still turn it around on him with the force of a thousand suns
you are god's gift, anon
>>160807142
He didn't erp rape someone.
He didn't griff n giggle.
He made a common mistake amongst retarded newbies and ate shit for it and appealed.
>>160807504
SHES DEAD FUCKER
>>160807483
I LITERALLY have it at the very bottom of my original post that has been posted here that I admit to asking about whether its possible for a head to disappear after surgery. Why the fuck are none of you reading what I post.
>>160807483
rely makes u :thinking:
don't you all just love stale memes
Play a game in which I can roleplay in a "anything is possible" environment, the last of which I saw die with the game "Shadowbane".
Pick the /vg/ server because being a long time 4chan user why not.
Decide to open the thread to see what sort of stuff gets discussed.
DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA
I think I will close this thread and go play the game instead.
>>160807772
We're being raided by discord shitters, don't worry
>>160807772
Anon,
Please just go play the game. The thread will maybe get better by tomorrow.
Have fun and read the rules!
Press F1 to ask the admins a question about anything ingame!
>>160807484
and you just posted mine
Season 3 FUCKING WHEN
LN completion FUCKING WHEN
So mad about that project never coming to an end.
>>160807772
Good luck
>>160807772
>"Shadowbane"
Might as well whine bitch and run away to paradise fag now and save us all time
>>160807772
yeah cool great hon
here's a (Buttpat) now fuck off
>>160807772
sorry, were having a kerfuffle
we'll be back to regularly scheduled programming soon
ahelp if you have any questions.
>>160807891
we can only dream.
>>160807504
Wew, where are all these knights in shining armor when some random "who?" gets banned over metacomming?
Really makes you think when they only come out of the woodwork when Carsh is the accused
but remember folk:
>metaclub a myth
>A MYTH
>>160806783
>the thread is so drama filled that we are ignoring routine tech support questions
update byond
>I swear to christ you people are being retarded on purpose right now, I'm seeing you all fucking quoting that post in the original thread but I don't think a single one of you have actually read anything there.
I FEED OFF YOUR TEARS
>>160802557
There is literally nothing wrong with TG features and if anything it would be a good thing if we had the TG server to ourselves instead of the TG players
just fucking type see like a human being god fucking damn
>>160808417
the fact that people actually read it is the problem lmao
Quick, to save the thread from the pit of unending autism, post hot powergame tipsYou can put your lighter in your cigarette box
Deff has the bits and pieces needed for your own ghetto R&D
You can outrobust Krampus and ban him instead
>>160808465
hi uranium
>>160808417
>>160808553
>bits and pieces
There is literally an R&D room on the left side of the station that you can break into easily
>>160808553nice pepe
>>160808553chemical cigarettes don't actually work worth shit, it's all memes, don't botherIED has an extremely, extremely small chance to actually make a locker spew its contents, don't bother, make a welderbomb a few tiles off in space insteadi can't post the third one it's too secret
>>160808667
>stealing from MoMMis
simply disgusting my senpai
What's the discord link?
>>160808139
because when random people get nuked they're usually not going to jump down everyone's dick screaming and crying about it and will just ban evade since they're not trying to be z list ecelebs in their stupid fucking grief game
>>160808782
>giving a shit about crab autists
>>160808796
https://discord.gg/HQA4Mhm
>>160808553If you somehow lose your internals box and have to traverse a breached area, you can prevent your lungs from imploding by wearing a plastic bag over your head. Though of course you still take pressure damage and oxyloss.
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=3260#p16783
Unless your name is Carshalah, then it is something you bury so deep in a TL;DR barely even English clusterfuck text it takes months for people to actually decipher, at which point everyone is expected to go "but it was very long ago!".
>>160808796
https://discord.gg/HQA4Mhm
>>160808264
I already updated BYOND, DirectX, and my graphics drivers, but nothing seems to be working.
I was able to run this game just fine on my computer before
>>160808796boundgods.com
>Spend all round make a nitroglycerine grenade
>Throw it at a wizard
>It doesnt even break the window
>>160808850
>z list ecelebs in their stupid fucking grief game
>>160808782
>play mechanic
>in my mancave building shit
>see something move out of the corner of my eye
>a fucking mommi has just appeared out of one of the vents
>proceeds to use my materials to print stuff
>leaves without replacing
>buzzes and aflaps at me when I glare at him
One day I am going to dismantle all recharge stations and destroy any newly produced ones.
>>160809021
Jokes on you, that's my fetish. :^)
>try to shoot crates with a shotgun
>use like 8 shells
>doesn't open
isn't it supposed to werk?
Willingly acting lethally stupid is a lot more fun than knowing everything, and a whole lot funnier most of the time too.
>>160809008
ahelp, ask the admins how to get on the coder IRC
bug them about it
>>160809248
did you saw it off? or use a normal one?
>>160809175
that's when you whip out your flash, insert a remote signaler into their lockdown wire, and play green light, red light with the crab bot!
>>160809175
truly silicons are worse than vox
tbvh Sawbones deserves to be banned more than Carsh
>>160809260
exactly
power gaymers will never know this feel
>>160809282
Normal one.
>>160809276
>>160809008
The Coding Discord can be found here.
https://discord.gg/HT7xEYM
>>160809347
theres your problem kid.
if it wasn't for his stupid fucking ausie avatar i wouldn't want him banned half as bad
>>160809419
Well ya just seem like a right fokin' pansy cunt who can't handle me Strayan bantz
>>160809284
Mechanics dun hev robotics access.
What I want to know is why Kolith still has trial admin privileges when he's permabanned, and why Kuranon doesn't.
>>160809826
Mechanics might as well be given all access at the start. they have all the tools to hack doors, and once you know the wire and get handy at switching tools fast a door is a mere 5 second obstacle. Best of all is that when anyone questions you being somewhere you don't have access to you just turn around and spam flash your device analyzer while repeatedly interrupting them with "huh?", "huh?", "what?", "huh?". Eventually they'll leave and you can do whatever you want.
Alternatively you can weld down any and all walls and claim it is part of "renovations".
>>160810156
I saw the Mechanic at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and waving his Device Analyzer in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen blueprints in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the blueprints and started analyze it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to analyze them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she analyzed each blueprint and put them in a reverse engine and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by screaming "AI OPEN" really loudly.
>>160810356
quality post
>>160806078
>free a ban baiter that openly lied about one thing because someone admitted they meta'd
>>160810356
Hahaha fuck, is that where the word "infetterance" comes from? I couldn't get it out of my head recently, it's such a good fake word.
>>160810356
Oh god, golden, I couldn't be bothered to put the effort into posting that, but I am glad you got the reference and did it instead.
>>160810356
tfw not a newfag so i got this one
>>160810578
If Carsh is allowed another chance from this whole thing, why shouldn't they be allowed one? They'd be on very thin ice, if they even decide to come play again. If they seem like they're trying to get people banned again then it's a tasty Rule 0, no one will argue against it.
>>160806604
It's ok, take your time!
>>160811005
Harse go to bed
>>160810741
Why though? IF Carsh openly admitted to metacoms he should be punished. The problem with this is banning anyone else, unless Carsh has logs to prove the other people or the other people come clean. Without any kind of proof Carsh is the only one that should be banned for this.
I love the smell of drama in the morning
>>160811043
No, I have things that need to be done.
This is all pretty senseless. Why can't everyone just relax and remember that we are all on the same team?
>>160811350Like posting legs
Can they please just perma Carsh on the basis of
" Even if you take no bannable actions during a round, the sum of your actions may be bannable. Even if the sum of your actions during any given round isn't bannable, the sum of your actions across rounds may be bannable."
He is a power/metagaming shitter basically every game he plays.
Add onto that the metacomms and you have yourself a bonefide shitter.
Can anyone say anything positive about the guy? No memes, just something positive this guy adds to the server, "he is a consistent roleplayer", "when he comes on the game becomes more compelling".
Like when certain clowns come online I genuinely look forward to see what they have planned. Certain statics in sec make an effort to get trials and courtcases going, when they are on we usually end with some sort of slapstick film noir scene.
When Carsh comes online all I know is that someone is going to be in for a shit time and have their round ruined either by death or by how miserable he will make them.
Carsh comes online -> check manifest -> get a job as far away as possible from him.
>>160811560
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schadenfreude
>Tell nearly every admin all I want is to explain what is going on and have feedback from them
>They lock the thread and ignore every form of message
Why, this is literally the opposite of how you handle things. Guess i'm permad for goods. Peace lads.
>>160811685
How do you explain your way out of "yes I metacomm'd"?
You can claim you were already pardoned but that's not really an explanation
>>160811560
>we are all on the same team
because we aren't
One team consists of a clique of some admins and their buddies getting away with more than they should.
The other group consists of everyone else having to deal with it.
Doesn't sound very "samey" to me.
>>160811685
Like I said in the thread, stop shitflinging and wait for actual responses from Pomf and Pain
Fuck's sake my man, I can't even tell if you did this thing or not but you need to stop antagonizing everyone and be a little professional if you want literally anyone to take you seriously.
>>160811685
The thread was locked to keep the peanut gallery out. When Pain/Pomf respond it'll be reopened.
>>160811685
Good you're shit
>>160811809
Hello Solarious
First they came for the Traders, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not friends with Traders.
Then they came for some Ban Evaders, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not friends with those Ban Evaders.
Then they came for some Shitters, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not friends with those Shitters.
Then they came for me—and half a dozen ckeys came out of the woodwork to shill for me.
>>160811809
thats not how it works at all
Carsh has 0 connections to the admin team outside of like Sawbones. But even then Sawbones doesn't side with him on everything. Or anything really.
>>160811685
>Thread in which all the mememins flock to carsh's defense.
>They defend "I metacomd" with "he did it a long time ago"
>Can't even type out something as simple as "sorry, I metacomd, I won't do it again", Carsh is above apologies
>Thread slowly going down the route of mememins posting epic maymes and Carsh just calling everyone who doesn't agree with him a retard.
>Thread gets locked
Gee, I wonder who's to blame for that. Maybe if for once in your life you tried to apply yourself to something you typed out instead of being either a memeposter or an adhominem flinging shitter you would get somewhere. I mean, surely IRL you have written job applications and such? How about you try expressing yourself in a similar manner in serious ban appeals.
>Music when you kill yourself
Wonderful.
When was this added?
>>160812258
Celt coded it - it only happens when you shoot yourself with a gun and it's a 50% chance
>>160812294
It's given me music every time on the test serbian.
>>160811791
We explained to mrpain and deadpool what had happened that night, mrpain and deadpool were furious but they saw me be apologetic as fuck, I was still relatively new at the time so I got stuck with the note and they left me with the ban that everyone got during that as punishment. I was apologetic to them repeatedly and told them that I was roped in and told by people in the discord at the time that it wasn't bad.
I metacomm'd, I asked them if something was a bug. I admit fully to that since I was really confused and scared that I just removed this guy from the round entirely instead of just having him by our meme punching bag. I have told every single admin the same thing when I talk with them, its safer to tell them everything including the bad stuff as opposed to being a little dindu.
Nuke, pain and every admin at the time including pomf pardoned us, it also came with sawbones unbanning since he was meant to have a perma for making the discord in the first place along with denkouz getting a perma for threatening to manipulate deadpool if he doesnt ban everyone the kiwi didn't like.
The discord gate was 5 months ago, a majority of the admins including pomf agreed to our pardoning. It caused hostility between me and pain but we were allowed to play again.
>>160812248
I'm not going to fucking apologize to thread shitposters because they don't want to bother looking at anything in the 26 pages we posted in the accident, we had apologized multiple fucking times and now you expect me to do it again because some random shitter wants a personal apology for something they weren't even involved in? Feck off.
>>160812367
I read the thread a couple of times. You said it yourself: a lot of the discussion about this happened off of the thread.
Be professional. I don't want a personal apology and while I'm definitely a random shitter at least I'm not here calling you a retard over some words about a spessgame.
Things will resolve themselves better if you don't antagonize everyone who doesn't agree with you 1200%.
Why the fuck would I post in the thread if I didn't think you were a decent person who shouldn't stay perma'd?
>>160812367
>new at the time
Wasn't this like 3-4 months after you started playing?
How is that being new?
Your history on this server is fucking garbage, and you weaseled your way out of a full Silicon ban with your meta-friends. You have literally never respected the server rules in your almost a year playing here, just fuck off already.
>>160812241
>Carsh has 0 connections
metacomm debacle included admins
this entire episode right now has people coming to his defense, and no you are not going to convince me they are just randoms in the thread who happen to sympathize with Carh's situation.
So ya, 0 connections my ass. He has 0 connections with the admins who ultimately matter, and thank god for that, but he has enough connections to allow him to be a "toeing the line" asshole whenever he feels like it.
Hopefully the admins make an example of him showing that no, being friendly with some admins does not make you untouchable.
just reminding fyou all to have a good time and eniou yourselves this holiday season, stay safe
happy thanksgiving
>you will never wake up one day to suddenly find you'll spend the rest of your australian day on the brink of tears from rage trying to defend yourself from the ban you thought you had dodged
Imagine carshalash reluctantly having lunch as fast as possible to wordlessly leave the table and run back to his PC, and F5 his ban appeal that he knows won't have gotten another reply yet.
This impotent stress of his is literally shortening his lifespan.
And he has nobody to blame but himself, two times over
>>160812791
If you think the ban is the worst thing that has happened to me today, you better guess again senpai.
>>160812791
His 300lb girlfriend is probably going to shorten it more than this to be honest.
>>160812685
The fuck
>>160812858
Why did you have to do that?
>>160813000
Did you get dumped a landwhale? Oh my days.
>>160812858
>Not being a chubby chaser
Enjoy never getting blown ever. Fat chicks suck dick like it's going out of style.Because they're hungry.
>>160812858
BREAKING: Australian man deceased after domestic dispute with girlfriend. The young man was seen arguing with his girlfriend, a prospect offensive forward for the Australian Football League, while hanging Christmas lights outside their Queensland home. The man attempted to push the woman off the ladder in a fit of pinger fueled rage, however her immense weight caused her to topple forward not unlike a boxing dummy. The Queensland man was crushed to death, while the impact of the woman registered as a 7.4 on the Richter scale, causing a tsunami alert for the Fukashima region of Japan. Onlookers described it as if "he was a fucking Yabbie being crushed by some jacked up Abbo."
>>160812367
I read the thread. All 26 pages. It wasn't 26 pages of you three getting pardoned by every admin like you say, it was 26 pages of an UTTER CLUSTERFUCK HOLY SHIT.
For some reason none of the admins talked at all about the head, in fact the head incident is a couple lines in your wall of text that most people would miss if skimming.
For the entire duration of the thread, sawbones is acting like an antagonistic small child.
No, I am not getting a "mass pardoning" vibe, your actual metacomms example wasn't even talked about. Then again I have no idea why you're telling me to read that thread, and also in the same post, saying most of your discussion with the admins didn't even happen in the thread anyways (???)
You're saying a lot of stuff, but I don't see it anywhere else, just in your posts.
Do you hate yourself Carsh? Or are you simply ridiculously clumsy?
Literally all the shit you have been getting from then up until now can be linked back to your inability to be quiet and just play. Quite astonishing really.
>>160813324
300lb isn't chubby in the slightest
there's nothing wrong with a little weight, but that's excessive and disgusting
>>160813337
got a snicker out of me
>>160813324
>>160813474
Here's a candid of her, decide for yourselves
>>160813324
my fetishes are infinitely shittier than yours and I can still say with peace in my heart that you are the bigger faggot
Y'know, let's forget about it
Post /hypercomfy/
>>160813840
>spaceship
>with a chimney jutting out the roof, connecting the inner atmosphere with space
Is This Image Real Or Fake?
>>160813474
My wife was 290 when we met, wasn't disgusting at all, no folds or anything. HUGE tits, big squishy belly, HUGE ass and thighs.Now she's a runner, has lost 135 pounds, body is nicer but I miss her tits and ass so very much
>>160813945
A space wizard did it
>>160813945
Do campfires burn o2?
>>160813840
>>160813945
Has Science Gone Too Far??
>>160813840
>tfw will never get enough time to build a super-comfy off-station base
This is the farther I got with this project, 2 hour round. Shouldn't have aimed so high.
this kijnda stuff isnt' real good yeah>?
we shoiuld all relax and calm down.
worry about the important thing today and tomarrow, love you all
http://pastebin.com/ZXYtQgEk
>>160813959
I'm so sorry for your loss.
>>160813959
give me things that aren't true for however much is in your wallet, i bet she was fucking gross
>>160813583
Buddy the only thing getting a snicker outta anything is Carsh's landwhale grabbing one outta the cupboard.
>>160814047
I get a little bit annoyed when I see a Vox smoking
Their homeworlds and all colonies literally couldn't have any sort of open flame due to no fuel in atmosphere
YOU SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SMOKE IN PURE N2 WHEREDID YOU PICK UP THE HABIT
no engineers or power this round
>>160814425
dirty fucking earthaboos importing earthling media and imitating the cool guys they see in it.
early russian cargo
>>160814425It looks better than the mask sprite
I still think the mask sprite should be reworked so it's only over nostrils, even if that doesn't make quite as much sense
Describe this feel in three words or less.
>>160814649
Loss.jpg
comfy 2
>>160814763
Pic related
>>160814649
xenoarch is fun
>Denkouz the Kiwi permabanned
>Now Carsh
Something about that region of Australia/New Zealand makes everyone from there a huge faggot.
>>160814582
much later, just before we sealed ourselves off and spilled fuel all over to ignite after the shuttle left
cyka byka
>>160814887
Go to bed, strawberrytan
>>160808139
Wew where are all these black knights coming from?
Its stupid to ban someone over something they were literally already banned and unbanned for.
Carshalash didn't do any further metagaming so I don't see why they reinstated his old ban for.
Is it a thought crime to not agree with your opinions anon?
>>160809964
How Do you know he does kuranon?
God bless stay safe goodnight!
>>160815169
good night anon, stay safe!
>>160815141
If you look on the forums, kolith's account is in big fat pink text, which is the trial-min group.
I don't use the discord but apparently he still has semi-admin privileges there too.
However I think Celt just updated this.
>>160814649
>>160814763
How do I add stuff to the github?
>Kolith unbanned
why?
>>160813000
Who is he? He's cute.
>>160815439
Chase from kamen rider drive.
>>160815404
>Celt unbanned Kolith and re-instated his trial-adminship despite everything he did
The metaclub isn't real. Join the discord today!
>>160815574
>>160815404
Read the fucking post if you even have an ounce of care and aren't just shitposting
He explains it
>>160815272
Kolith does not have admin rights on the Discord
>>160814951
comfy was requested
>>160815639
And it boils down to
>he's my metafriend so I'm going allow him to keep semi-castrated admin and i'll 'watch' over him even though I said I'm (Celt) going to resign in a month
Celt is a piece of shit and should just leave already.
>>160815742
>As to why I am keeping him on, it's for a variety of reasons, namely that he covered a time slot we needed, has been around the block, knows well how to use admin commands, and was, before and after the ban stated above, without too poor a history. If any of these change drastically, I'll reconsider my decision
>Furthermore, I will be reviewing him week by week. You may have noticed I said I will keep him on for the next week - this does not guarantee the week after, and is dependent on my impression of him on a week by week basis. If you have any other complaints with him, forward them my way, anonymously or not, and I'll investigate.
???
>>160801326
Could be meWhat's the name?
>>160814084
>the fucking RCD will never be able to build grid+reinforced glass tiles
>Play DnD with the same group for four years
>New guy joins a couple months ago
>Game master appears to show favoritism towards one of us
>WTF META CLUB ITS LIKE YOU GUYS ARE FRIENDS OR SOMETHING
>celt talking in deadchat re snowmap
>"above ground is procedurally generated lakes and forests"
>"there will be wendigos"
>"there will be a mining z level - underground"
>"there will be procedurally generated dungeons in the underground z level"
who HYPE here
>>160815523
Thanks senpai.
>>160817415
My body has never been more ready
This community is a pile of garbage, I was thinking about trying the game out, but after reading off of this, I would rather spend my time throwing myself down a flight of stairs. It would probably be more enjoyable. Do you really all sit around arguing for reasons to ban each other from playing the one game you all have in common using weird technicalities and bringing up stuff from years ago using a set of rules you seem to have all made up for yourselves? That is actually fucking insane. How can any of you say you are having fun with this? Holy shit, you people need therapy and fucking crazy people pills.
>>160817608
Isn't that life when you get right down to it?
>>160817608
go away then see ya buh bye
>>160817608
t. Carsh
>>160817608
Is this a copypasta?
If not,The thread should not be taken as any indication of what the actual rounds are like. The thread pretty much exists for the sole purpose to bitch, moan, and greentext the occasional interesting storyYes I know I've been baited
>>160817608
Oh no, anon won't come shitpost with us? Say it isn't so!
>All this talk about about banning carsh, when in reality we need to shitpost hard enough to get APOLOGYMAN banned.
He has like fourty goddamn notes
>>160817978
BAN
>>160817608
Welcome to ban station 13, the entire point of the game is to shitpost post in the thread to get others banned without even playing the game. Our other notable residents spend their days observing rounds and compiling logs to try to get others, that they do not like, banned from the server. Don't worry though, we are a fun and friendly community and are in no way a toxic shithole where if you actually choose to learn the game and play, you have to constantly worry about being the target of the month of the thread as they try their hardest to shitpost you into being banned permanently from the game!
MY STRUCTURE TREMBLES
MY HALL IS ABLAZE!
>>160817978
>>160818057
>>160818128
YOU MAY TAKE ME DOWN, BUT IM TAKING CELT WITH ME
>>160818162
stop being a drama queen, anon. We barely ever talk about bans.
>>160818293
BAN HE
>>160817978
I don't know who he is but let's fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>[01:23:23]ADMIN: HELP: Apologyman/(Zachary Zensha): Might wana watch for yourself - heard by 1 non-AFK admins.
>[01:29:02]ADMIN: Mr_Pain12/(Ben Griffin) deleted one of apologyman's notes.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S A CONSPIRACY
THEY PAY HIM BY REMOVING HIS FOUL NOTES
>[03:01:57]ADMIN: PM: Mr_Pain12/(Test Dummy)->Apologyman/(Zachary Zensha): I sure hope you're not posting screenshots of the current round in progress
>[03:02:35]ADMIN: PM: Apologyman/(Zachary Zensha)->Mr_Pain12/(Test Dummy): AWW YEAH SCREENSHOT
FUCKING PROOF OF ICK OCK
>[03:55:53]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Hachary Hensha) projects his mind towards (believed:Zachary Hensha/actual:Carshalash/(Zachary Hensha): I slowly remove my blanket and step out of the bicycle</span>
>[04:00:39]ADMIN: SubtlePM: Mr_Pain12/(Ben Griffin) as a voice -> Apologyman/(Hachary Hensha) : GO back
>[04:00:55]ADMIN: SubtlePM: Mr_Pain12/(Ben Griffin) as a voice -> Apologyman/(Hachary Hensha) : The back room of the theatre
THE ERP METACLUB HOLY FUCK THEY HAD AN ORGY BEHIND THEATRE
>[04:45:15]ADMIN: HELP: Apologyman/(Zach The Alien): Holy shit hahahaha I threw Captain into space with my handtele
>[04:51:39]ADMIN: PM: Kavlax/(Grant Sutton)->Apologyman/(Zach The Alien): smack the hand tele against a portal to hide the evidence
>[04:52:49]ADMIN: Mr_Pain12/(Ben Griffin) deleted one of apologyman's notes.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>160818374
BAN PAIN NOW TOO
>>160818374
IT'S COMING
THE GREAT METACLUB PURGE
>>160817608
>Do you really all sit around arguing
Literally any group of humans that exist in continued contact with one another since the dawn of recorded history.
Disagreements arise naturally between differing mindsets.
They are quelled or suppressed to keep the peace.
Over time they build up and fester beneath the surface of civility.
It eventually overflows, and the group, overwhelmed with a blind lust for retribution, choose a touchstone to rally against.
The focus of the mob mentality is crucified, the lust is temporarily slaked, and the process begins anew.
It typically takes decades or even centuries in civilized society, but with a small group of insecure neckbearded manchildren it's a much faster cycle.
If you don't believe me try spending any amount of time at your local hobby shop playing tabletop games, or just skip down to /tg/ for a bit.
We're all part of the same compost heap. Never forget it.
>>160817415
I hope we get it in time for christmas.
>>160818374
IT'S ME APOLOGYMAN, ONCE PERMA BANNED I NOW WORK WITH THE ADMINS TO SHUT DOWN ON YOU SHITTERS
IM COMPILING NOTES ON EVERYONE FROM ACCOUNT AGE 0, YOU'RE FUCKING BANNED KID.
SNOWMAP COMES OUT, AND THERE AIN'T GONNA BE NO SPACEMEN ON IT.
YOU'RE FUCKING META'D KIDS
>mfw all these metaclub purge happenings
>>160818374
HOW HIGH DOES THIS GO?
THIS IS WHY WE NEED TO CULL THE CHAFF FROM THE SERVER, MAKE A NEW 1776
>>160818558
Are you telling me neckbeards are more bitchy and whiney than teenage girls and faggots?
How to save /vg/ by a banned player
Unban Carsh, deadmin pain and foster, promote kolith to full min already, deadmin kuranon. Promote zealot to ban requestmin that pain currently is. Give xevonix trialmin. Promote Celt to head coder. Let gef21 become trialmin.
>>160818558
Nigga we play virtual spacemen with clowns, take your psychology 101 pseudo-Freud Armchairshit somewhere else.P.S. I have your notes enjoy being banned
[03:55:54]ADMIN: HELP: Apologyman/(Metaclub): help i got kill'd for shocking doors - heard by 0 non-AFK admins.
[04:00:18]ADMIN: HELP: Apologyman/(Metaclub): Hey, in all seriousness though anyone home? - heard by 0 non-AFK admins.
[04:22:55]ADMIN: PM: SecretoftheShapka/(Bill Dreman)->Apologyman/(Metaclub): Saul Marcotte?
[04:23:00]ADMIN: PM: Apologyman/(Metaclub)->SecretoftheShapka/(Bill Dreman): Ye
[04:23:55]ADMIN: PM: SecretoftheShapka/(Bill Dreman)->Apologyman/(Metaclub): Ive hit him with a meteor, do you want to get revived straight up or come back as antag
[04:24:17]ADMIN: PM: Apologyman/(Metaclub)->SecretoftheShapka/(Bill Dreman): I'll stay dead if you remove one of my notes as payment
[04:25:32]ADMIN: SecretoftheShapka/(Bill Dreman) deleted one of apologyman's notes.
UNDENIABLE PROOF
>>160818704
Sawbones as headmin wouldn't be bad.
He seems laidback compared to everyones lust for banvalids.
>>160818374
>[03:55:53]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Hachary Hensha) projects his mind towards (believed:Zachary Hensha/actual:Carshalash/(Zachary Hensha): I slowly remove my blanket and step out of the bicycle</span>
OH GOD MY SIDES
>>160818704
Headmin Dragonbro, Deadmin zeal and pain.
No more trialmins.
>>160818821
I like this
>>160818824
>>160818558
Are you saying carsh is innocent?
>[01:13:34]ADMIN: PM: Apologyman/(Thirteen Year Old Singing Adele)->Mr_Pain12/(Ben Griffin): POMF IS A FUCKING NIGGER
[01:17:53]ADMIN: PM: Kolith/(Grant Day)->Apologyman/(Thirteen Year Old Singing Adele): agreed
>>160818916
>>160818821
>>160818704
t. sawbones metafriends
>tfw frank kills me for hitting on his mom
Who is the anti-metaclub? We all know who the metaclub is.
>>160819052
Solarious.
>>160818639
Teenage girls and faggots have likeminded circles that support whatever misguided or selfish ideals they believe, as well as a victim complex, meaning they have much less insecurities about themselves.
We have nobody but ourselves and each other.
>>160819019
I'm saying none of us our innocent, but the occasional crucifixion allows us to pretend we are, because we're better than the accused.
>>160818732
t. afraid of the truth.
Look in the mirror.
Getting the goonecode was worth all that time, though i missed the maze gateway which i have yet to do.
at least i got to be THE GOON after wishing for everyone to be wizards
>>160818374
>Posting edited logs against the American shitposter
YOU'RE FUCKING SLIPPED KIDDO
You did good, Medbay. You did good.
>>160819040
Sounds about right
>>160819024
>>160818804
jesus why not erase the logs if youre gonna be blatant about it?
>>160819024
Pomf did kind of listen to solarious and not the admin team on whether someone should be banned
>>160819112
>>160818804
>>160818374
Banvalidfags BTFO
>>160818704
>how to immediately kill /vg/
Celt isn't even allowed on the coding discord
>>160819123
How could I resist THAT chunk of chicken?
These new teleporter modules for cargo are fucking great.
No more garbages chutes.
No more worrying about techs throwing all the boxes into the chute at once and everything going to the wrong place.
>>160819232
That's because he hurt Intigracy's fee-fees.
Japan was hit by a a 7.2 magnitude earthquake.
Our Japanese players are in my heart and mind today.
>>160819103
>>160819197
delete these posts.
>>160818827
Headmin Jackrip.
We can suicide by fire.
>>160819263
Its because hes a shit coder
>>160819232
Cluster's mouth breathing takes up all the space
What the fuck happened to Manny?
He just up and disappeared.
>>160819264
No.
>Tomb of fire and rape
>fuck up a few times
>brings me up from the brink of death
>heals me quicker than the mobs can damage me
>get cursed
>get cornered
>rape
I never knew borers could be so good, wish we'd had more time to waste that dungeon.
>>160795145
>Ask Admins for my admin notes
>Only notes are me killing a guy for breaking a window when i was new and didn't know about stuns or disarms
>The otheir states im a friend to all bee kind.
>TFW gunna get visited by Santa instead of Krampus
>>160819349
I went to the gateway and got claimed by fire after breaking both my arms
>[03:50:38]ADMIN: HELP: Apologyman/(Doctor Smiles): HOW DID HE FUCKING KILL ME THIS AUTIST RETARD - heard by 2 non-AFK admins.
>[03:50:43]ADMIN: HELP: Apologyman/(Doctor Smiles): BRING ME BACK - heard by 2 non-AFK admins.
>[03:50:53]ADMIN: zealotron/(unknown) spawned /mob/living/carbon/human/wizard at (216,254,1)
>[03:50:56]ADMIN: zealotron/(unknown) stuffed apologyman into unknown.
>[03:53:21]ADMIN: HELP: Apologyman/(unknown): HE DID IT AGAIN FUCKING BAN HIM
>[01:51:26]ADMIN: zealotron has banned bullybeatdown.
>Reason: GruĂź vom Krampus
>This is a permanent ban.
>>160819316
HEY GONNA FIX THOSE HUNDRED BUG FIXES CELT?
HUH CELT?
HUH
CELT?
HUH CELT?
Between Intigracy and Cluster's ego I don't know how anyone would ever want to hear them talk.
It's like two men who self merge their dicks into each other, while complaining that someone else wouldn't fit.
It's honestly impressive
>>160818704
There's a reason you're banned
>>160818821
Sawbones as headmin would be shit and you know it. As much as we joke (and legitimately get angry at the conspiracy) about metaclub, headmin Sawbones would be full on circlejerk of his "internet friends." Where they greytide and anyone who offends them in the slightest is banned. A worse version of hippie. Fucking get out of here, metashitter
>>160819408
>/mob/living/carbon/human/wizard
you tried
>>160819508
shitposting is hard ok
i'm trying
>>160819507
>Sawbones as headmin would be shit
The only people who ever ride sawbone's case are Cluster and Intigracy.
Guess having people like someone who isn't a dick hurts their fee fees
>>160819264
I'm a Japanese player, it woke me up then I went back to sleep. The earthquake was weak as shit and I live an hour from the epicentre, just waiting for the tsunami
>>160819408
That's not the ban reason
>>160819354
It's a lie. Delete it.
Pain really is a power hungry shitberg.
>>160819445
t. Dr. "I'm going to fix 100 bugs, BELIEVE ME" Celt
>>160819584
Sawbones is an internet tough guy greytider. I'm a literal who who's been here for three years and I can't stand the guy.
I SWEAR TO FUCK QUIT POSTING AS ME IM DYING
What job was TASKMAN last round? He never had a jumpsuit or ID on.
>>160819729
IAA
>>160817978
apologyman greatest hits:
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2543
>>160819639
Had two friends quit the server because of the way he treats people he thinks are stupid or has grudges against.
But I'm afraid to say anything lest I fall under his microscope next.
It hurts.
I want to penterate mai pai
>>160819715
>Three years
>>160819761
You sure?
I want Ailsa to have tender, loving, gay sex with me!
>>160819727
>quiznip
Literally who
>>160819764
>After going through his notes and bans and talking to him in game, we made the mutual decision that him taking a week off via a ban was in order.
that seems like a pretty okay outcome
>>160819729
>>160819761
>>160819814
He posted here >>160819245
He was a fucking assistant. I'm impressed.
>>160819867
NO, PERMABAN HIM. I DEMAND IT.
I wanta slimetoglompmygroin
VOTE ME INTO OFFICE AND ILL REMOVE POMF AND PAIN I PROMISE
>>160819258
How the fuck do you recharge them tho.
I want tobe filled with borers and have them secrete all the goey chemicals they want into my body, ara~!
>>160819867
>>160819847
>>160819847
>>160819764
STOP POSTING ABOUT ME, I DONT NEED ANOTHER PERMABAN
>>160820049
Nutriment?
>>160820025
Just order more Rapid Crate Senders. The QM has tons of cash.
The telepads work forever.
>>160820013
>remove pomf
That's not going to happen whilst I'm alive.
>>160819586
whats your ping like chang
>>160820067
semen
>>160820173
Hey I have that shirt
>>160820173
viva la remove pomf and pain
>>160820175
Shit, but I blame that on Pomf
Konis Hupen suit for the clown when?
>>160819841
Shit fetish, would not fug
>>160820270
Yeah I don't blame you ping, we should become best friends though Jackie
>Your waifu was banned
>you only ever had da few professional exchanges
havent seen her in months
its ok
>>160819932
>just want to be someone's loyal pet slime
>could do useful shit like be a spy in the air ducts for security looking for antags or be a bodyguard
>can't bring myself to take up xenobio slot if I'm just going to slime myself as fast as possible and do nothing else
>tfw always fall into an important job or die whenever a xenobiologist is working
Well I'm unbanned, glad to be back guys
>be HoS
>code red for (insert antag)
>officers won't follow your orders and die into maint
>command is silent or already dead
Communication is the key to victory, scrubs
>>160820410
OH SHIT SON
>>160820410
Carsh confirmed ban evading
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
>>160820445
Communication is key to antag getting the info they need.
Just be an autistic onemancrew/validhunter like everybody else.
>>160820410
>And immediately attention whores about it
You couldn't have even waited one fucking day to try and get unbanned? Seriously dude, do you need space that badly? What the fuck. This is why people don't like you.
>>160820376
>>160820338
Sure thing, post feet first though
>>160820410
Metaclub unchained
>>160820542
Wow I thought you were cool Jet Li but you let me down
>>160820520
Are you retarded? You can't ban evade a perma ban with the same account, even if you're on a virtual box.
Jesus christ, in before "I was only kidding to be retarded"
>>160820410
CARSH UNBANNED
>>160820376
I'm your waifu. I'll meet you on Eros.
>>160820587
oh god my sides
>>160820445
>latejoin
>most jobs have enough people, notice sec has 1 officer for a full crew
>lets give it a go, what could go wrong
>no HoS
>detective fucked off early and got himself ded
>station is a mess of busted windows/blood/and hacked doors
>half the armory is missing
>warden joins later takes up a command role and tries to make sense of the shitshow
>not enough people to pair off
>stick to patrolling the halls and listening for trouble over comms
>trouble starts, try to bring the target in peacefully for an interrogation
>IAA immediately tries to execute him
>arrest the IAA, crew hears the screams of the antag and IAA over comms
>get lynched by crew
never again, you have to be a real masochist to want to play sec without a full competent team.
Unban 2hotdogs
>>160820397
Don't worry about taking a scientist slot, there is plenty of them of people. People select it do things like xenoarch or toxins, its just access to the tools to have fun. If you think you are lucky and admins are on, pray or ask chaplin to help you as non science.
>>160820774
It still feels like a shitty thing to do. Then again I'm one of those fags who tries to do their job to the best of their ability for the good of the station.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_u6t3xMuAk
literally unban me
If there are no traders on the station, is it valid for me to bust into their shit and become a human trader as an assistant or other non-important role?
>>160820838
Science is the simplest job after cargo or service and there are many mouth breathers who will sit in their cubbies with their noses pressed against their replicators or gas valves. one less wont matter to the rest of the station
Is this the most users online ever? This is the biggest piece if drama on /vg/ right?
>No logs have been sent to me. Pomf and Foster are currently offline.
From what I've pieced together, Pomf is not pleased with the way #Discordgate was handled a while back and is now taking steps towards what he would consider an acceptable solution: A no warning perma ban that he says should have been placed month ago.
This ban is out of my hands. It was mandated by the Emperor Chicken himself.
Unless Pomf decides otherwise, I'd appeal in three months.
SHITTERS GET CANNED
>>160820979
there have been 40 on in the near past
>>160820670
give server address
>Permabanned because of solarious shitposting
Ebin
YOUVE BEEN A BAD BOY CARSH, NO PRESENTS FOR YOU THIS CHRISTMAS
>>160821113
COME ON GUYS WE CAN GET APOLOGYMAN GONE
FOCUX
>>160821113
I want to lickNaomi William's thighs!
>>160821113
This wasn't me, it's pomf. I woke up to this. Carsh got himself banned really.
>>160821202vore dorms in 15
>>160821286
Everyone knows you're the only person banned from the forums senpai.
>>160821286R-really?
>>160821324
I'm one of the very few. Wasn't me though. I've been watching JoJo's Bizzare Adventure recently. Its a decent show, I understand the hype.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M
>>160821384literally who are you
>>160821010
>>160820979
There are 40-60 on daily at American peak hours
What do you expect at 2AM on an American server with almost zero Oceania presence? Europeans are going to work at this hour.
>>160821620no_
>>160821620
omg its SJ! Please take me in your arms!I'd like to go after Noami if you dont mind.
I remember back in the day when this server would have hosting issues until Pomf stepped up. Who was the headmin back then? I don't even remember. Also, I don't think Pomf was anyone besides "the dude who hosted the server". How far we've come.
Is pomf based again?
After months of nothing he returns with effectively a rule 0 on Carsh. The chicken came back guys, /vg/ is saved.
Who should we ban via shitposts next?
Meme magic is real.
Everyone lend Kek your energy and pick a target.
>>160822070
you
>>160822094
>>160822070
Solarious and all his alts
What a glorious time for spess.
Shitters getting the perma left and right.
The chicken himself coming down upon the metaclub.
Are we entering a new golden age?
>>160822207
Already tried and failed ;)
>>160821010
after the mangalore there were like a gorillion people online
>>160822303
Careful naughty child.
Krampus might be on his way.
>>160822094
POLOGYSHIT
>>160821835
>implying you wouldn't sj
isn't he taken though
>>160822469
taken by someone with the emotional range of a dead fish
>>160822683
r u talkin shit bout my minfu
>>160822396
>>160822469
No
>>160822683
Do not bully the kammer
I guess it really is the end for me, I loved all of you medbay. It was nice seeing you back for a bit rail, I only got to know you for a bit lutum but you were a hyperzine diona i'd be happy to call my friend.
I'm just, glad the metaclub accusations will stop for my friends. I guess its time for hippie, home of the strayans. You fags may be laughing at my bannu but at least I got to make some good friends along the ride.
>there are people who """""date""""" who met in ss13
lmfao
>>160822938
Dunno what to tell ya man. I don't agree with the ban but it's mister pomf. Talk to him personally if you want.Make sure you make those cryomixes in Hippie decent, Hensha, and appeal when you can
>>160822938
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=3270
Deadpool is bringing the corrupt system down.
>>160822750
>adminfuing anyone but probe
shit taste senpai
>>160822938
Give it a month if things don't turn out. Appeal it then. Good luck on Hippie. Keep the chloral (or whatever they use, their med system is far different than ours) at the ready. Hippie is the Straya of SS13. Only the robust survive. Godspeed.
Carsh, Brolaire and Zealot metacommunicated.
No advantage was gained sure, but they metacommunicated. If I pm my friend on steam "Kaylie Morgan is a vampire" but he's a miner on the roid all shift. It's still rules breaking.
Thread shitposting didn't ban Carsh, him breaking the rules did. For this reason zealot and brolaire must be banned too.
Pomf has spoken. Remove metagamers
>>160822839
Its still funny to me that Kammerjunk turn downed Shiggy, but SJ and Shiggy are one of the same
>>160823335
Well, the rule is defined as "something that gives you an advantage".
>Metacommunication: Using out of game methods of communication, typically voice chat utilities, to gain an unfair advantage. This is permabannable.
Your example WOULD be an unfair advantage, because the miner might see Kaylie and run away.
Harder to define Carsh's in that way whatsoever.
>>160823137
Deadpool is one of the reasons the game is shit now, he is one of the cancerous players that helps ruin the game
>>160808553
>You can put your lighter in your cigarette box
>robust
Am I retarded for not knowing what this is useful for, save keeping the lighter in the cigarette box?
>>160823514
Thanks for the detailed description about DeadpoolJ, anon.
>>160823546
Saves inventory space that can be used for something else.
>>160823380
omg no u cant ban him cause he's my metafriend reeeeee pomf is wrong u r wrong!!
(This is literally what zealotron and the other metafags are posting on the forums right now.)
KRAMPUS COMETH
>player gets banned
>forum explodes in rage demanding an unban
>all people angry are friends of the banned
The metaclub does not exist, right?
>>160823643
cigarettes are just cigarettes
if anything you're already wasting inventory space by carrying them around, unless there's something I'm missing
>>160823658
>>160823659
>people defend people that they believe should not be banned
>people have friends
>this is now awful even if it's only OOC
AnonsDo you not have any friends?
>>160823659
>the people who want to keep him banned are all anonymous shitposters
makes you think
>>160823380
I'm not entirely sure about that one anon.
>>160823659
kilozombie has been inserting himself into this and he's an upjumped literal who that's friends with none of these peoplewould make more sense if he was killette
>>160823745I'm justextremely autistic when arguing and like involving myself in drama if I have an opinion
Now that it's a general thread, it's okay, right?
>>160823725
Oh its true, they're cut from the same cloth.
Best part being is they are both ugly as sin, either way you're getting screwed.
>>160823719
The majority of the server is anonymous shitposters. Take your metaclub elitism to reddit
>>160823631
Deadpoolj, the ex-admin who think still they have leverage because they were admin one time, but all they are is some shitty erping fuck, who wasn't ever a good admin, let alone ever a good player.
I honestly wish they would fucking leave this server/community forever.
>>160823710
Hi metashitter, are you ready for your visit from Krampus?
The hilarious thing is, you people know you can just banevade. The thing you are scared of losing is your statics, which is doubly sad.
Don't bother with the 'you just don't have any friends!' approach. I make sure that my friends don't know about this autismal game.
>>160823796
i mean it's all kosher. everyone likes a bit of drama now and then
but you do get judged for it
>>160816331
It'd be impossible to predict where to place the glass panes, since it can't know where the next grille is
Now, placing panes and even the full window on already built grilles? That might be doable
>>160823710
You can still be friends if they're banned. It's not like you talk while you're playing right? :^)
>>160823939
it could have an orientation menu like the RPD
>>160823696
They count as internals and you can inject chems into them, which metabolize slowly when you smoke. That's the only gameplay purpose they serve, though.
Here is how this works anons.
A ban re evaluation can happen. Pomf resaw what went down back ages ago, saw the punishment, saw the admitancen of metacomms and saw the 10 days bullshit.
Pomf didn't like that shit, pomf followed the "you metacomms, bannu" rule, pomf banned. Its remarkably simple anons, he was proven guilty, literally admired to metacomms.
If pomf didn't ban him, pomf would be willingly perpetuating the idea of no to low punishment if you are liked. Pomf went ahead and did what was right, like it or not, so shut your trap and appreciate a impartial host like this, cause we don't even deserve a guy as swell as pomf to be our host.
>>160823881
>tfw all my friends are too casual to even try to install BYOND
>tfw the one who got it installed quit when they realized there were rules
>>160824004
well fuck, I thought they had removed the internals thing. never found any use to the chems thing either
>>160823953
this is a fucking hilarious postbut still there's nothing wrong with having friends OOC if it doesn't affect ingame
>>160824021
>If pomf didn't ban him, pomf would be willingly perpetuating the idea of no to low punishment if you are liked.
This to be honest, law is the law, it looks awful if he doesn't apply it to everyone equally
>>160824079I know, people who share interests tend to become friends
>>160824021
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=3267&start=20#p16862
>Unless Pomf decides otherwise, I'd appeal in three months.
>I'd appeal in three months.
>three months.
My dick is diamonds, and that isn't even touching upon the obvious buttpain from the friendmins.
>>160824102
If you make the comparison to law, then a pardon is lawful, right? As far as I can tell, that's what happened with Carsh (in private messages, he talked to admins and accepted his blame, and then was pardoned by pomf)
>>160823380
Shiggy was the failure version of SJ.
SJ actually got nudes and a head in position right under the top chicken so he could silently bend the rules as he pleased.
Shiggy was a braggard and a moron.
>>160824205
you don't understand where we are coming from anon
BANS FOR THE BAN GOD
BANS FOR THE BAN GOD
BANS FOR THE BAN GOD
BANS FOR THE BAN GOD
unban 2hotdogs
pomf made the right choice
fuck you carsh you should have been banned and stayed banned when you metacommed but because you have buttbuddy admins they convinced pomf to pardon you niggers and then now he realizes the error of his ways and it's the same metaclub niggers now trying to get you unbanned
pomf save everyone the trouble and deadmin the niggers in the circlejerk
celt
sawbones
kolith
dragonbro (unrelated to this but he keeps ruining my rounds)
on top of the above deadmins you need to permaban sawbones brolaire and whoever were the other niggers metacomming with carsh
don't stop at the stooge take out the whole group
if you do this I will give you $250 every anniversary of the day you ban them all for as long as I'm playing this game or as long as they're banned
Hi my name is carsh, \
I'm a votriolic cunt, \
Keep me permabanned!
>>160824205
Pardons can be removed, and opinions on things like evaluations from months ago can change, pomf didn't bab someone he didn't like, he banned someone for breaking the rulesbin a way that after second though deserved more than 10 days.
Pomf is entirely within reason to remove a pardon upon a new inspection of a bannu incident. Only people mad are his friends, everyone else knows it was legitimate, if unorthodox.
>>160824282
Yes, anon, let's ban everyone in the server so long as the thread shitposts hard enough
>>160824205
Yeah, it's lawful, and probably deserved. But you'd be looking at half the serb going into riot mode because all their suspicions of metaclub are confirmed. This was going to happen eventually, with a metaclub member getting banned, it's a shame that it was over nothing.But we all know metashitters have gotten away with a lot worse
>>160824290
Brolaire hasn't played in months. Do you even play the game?
can we just remember for a second that caralash was a shitter who was already in rule zero territory
>>160824329
Your elitism is showing, metashitter
>>160824273
Yeah, but you have to take into consideration they both lost in the end, and both are ugly.
Shiggy is a deadbeat, and SJ is bound to kill himself sooner or later
>>160824309
>pardons can be removed
Not in the US, at least. I'm not sure how it works in canadazone
Guys I have an idea for 2 more stations!
>New Station #1 "Europa Station"
Box Station but all the space is snow.
ATV's instead of jetpacks.
>New Station #1 "Mars Station"
Meta Station but all the space is asteroid.
ATV's instead of jetpacks.
LETS DO IT!
>>160824290
Sawbones permabanned would send the perfect message to be honest. He's already in rule 0 territory. Let alone rule 7
>>160824468
YES.
KEK WILLS IT.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nzy7jFNUc3w
>>160823987
That'd be 16 different positions to choose from
4 end pieces (3 panes)
2 straight pieces (2 panes)
4 corners (2 panes)
4 "manifolds" (1 pane)
1 four way manifold (0 panes, only relevant on full window mode)
Seems pretty simple and doable.
But since there's no real need for fine placement control (crossing pipes), auto-windowing might be simpler if you've already got the grilles. Could even autocomplete missing panes, like when windows are blown and atmos place a grille and a single pane to make do and stop depressurizing the place, then you swoop in and finish it off.
>>160824536
honestly that's starting to feel like it's own device
RWB or something
>>160824448
We don't operate on the joke of the coalitions judicial system, we operate on patience and human tolerance, and if people see you did some nasty shit that would get anyone permad and gone, instead giving you 10 days, like fuck the pardon isn't removed.
Pardons are for those who deserve it, this was meant to be the original punishment, better now than never, but justice and the impartial execution of the law is being done, metaclub bullshit aside.
Veni, Vidi, Bannu
>shitpost too hard
>get rule zero'd for it
>start shitposting more
>>160824329
You're starting to get it now!
>>160824518
You forgot the penis.
>>160824603
Carshalash was rule 0'd for shitposting?
>>160824595
>some nasty shit
>"Hey can heads disappear when you cut them off" in a public discord
Someone redpill me on Paradise station?
Why is it so popular?
Is it any good?
What are it's features like?
What do "we" think of it?
>>160824743
I don't know anything about it. We don't like it
>>160824689
he got permaed for metacomming during discordgate
his past got dug up because he forum sperged on a newfag and the newfag ban requested him for revenge
>>160824743
Third best station after /vg/ and cm
>>160824743
Same RP as us.
Players are less robust.
Admins are hypersensitive.
There are some decent features, but it's nothing super special.
It has a karma shop which everyone either loves or hates.
It's good for new players. I would recommend a new player to it before Hippie because although it'd make them less robust, it'd give them better habits.
>>160824689
Carsha broke no metacomms rule, only brought up to him due to him incessantly shitposting and getting his past dug up again.
Pomf then searched the rest of it all, and decided that his previous punishment was insufficient. So he permabanned him like the rules say to do.
Now the metaclib is buttmad, people are enjoying the ban that is righteous and pomf is a based host once again. God bless.
>>160824832
how did you find this
>>160824698
The severety of admired metacomms does not matter, the fact they existed and he admired them does.
Permaban material, no questions asked. Pomf did nothing wrong in enforcing harsher judgements.
>>160824832
Saved, thanks for taking a ban to post that anon. It was worth it.
>>160824743
>arepee level similar to vg
>everyone is comparatively unrobust there
>pc instead of chan free/hatespeech zone
>tons of pop
>whitelisted (furry?) races
i've never actually played there, but that is the consensus as I know it
>>160824421
I'll grant you that Shiggy lost but SJ didn't.
>got qt adminfu
>is /fit/
>decent job
>>160824887
>admired
I know what you mean but I'm still triggered
>>160824887
Metacommunication: Using out of game methods of communication, typically voice chat utilities, to gain an unfair advantage. This is permabannable.
Carsha did not metacomm. Fight me
>>160824963
t. sawbones
>Kilo is still lying on the forums to try and make things worse
wew
>>160824953
Alright chillout SJ, no need to talk high and mighty about yourself, it won't help
>>160825038
Whatever you say bubby.
>>160824924
fuck i missed it and only got the thumbnail
got a name?
>>160825027
worse?
they're ok right now
meme magic definitely caused the ban though this is undeniable
unless the fritz ban request prompted the shitpost, but even then it was the shitpost that caused the ban
>>160824961
Apologies anon, fucking autocorrect.
>>160824963
Metacomms is also talking to other players to begin with without it being in actual in game ways, he did contact people outside of the game, in a manner of which is highly unlikley to not have been open already, to ask something in the middle of a round.
That is more than enough to warrant a ban. You don't go ahead and personally contact people outside of the game, no matter the question, intent or severity.
>>160825084
Hey if it makes you feel better, you may be ugly as fuck, but atleast you ain't russian. Being from the UK is pretty bad though
>>160824364
This.
I don't quite understand why all the mad friendmins on the forum are acting like Carsh is an angel who dindu nuffin and long repented for his "newbie" mistake ages ago (his account was 3 months old at the time, "newbie mistake" pfffft).
Carsh is a dick. He is always a dick. He is always toeing the line.
He should have been banned for metacomming, he got of easy with 10 days and the metacomming was basically ignored.
He should have been permad from silicons, but once again the friendmins swoop in to defend any and all of Carsh's actions, and it is all reverted.
He causes deaths as non antag by doing things like placing shards in doorways and halls waiting for people to run into them.
Every contribution on the forum by him is him either taunting someone, insulting someone, being mad, memeposting or all of the above.
What all the friendmins need to realize is that this latest thing is simply the straw that broke the camels back. Enough is enough, Carsh is a shitter of the highest order. Had the behavior Carsh shows come from a "literal who" he would have been given the permaboot ages ago, and nobody would have flocked to their defense, they would have celebrated the removal of a shitter that is if anyone would have noticed the removal of a literal who to start with.
But oh no, because this is Car "best palls with the discord corwd" shalah we once again have to watch all the friendmins come to his defense and wriggle him out of a ban YET AGAIN.
and then, the kicker is, these friendmins have the gall to call out Pomf on it calling the ban disgusting. No, you are disgusting friendmins, everyone is sick of your shit.
DAY OF THE ROPE was all fun and games and a "good laf" until it affected your little ring. Good, day of the rope finally serving its purpose, purging the rot that is the rampant nepotism.
>>160824924
>>160824871
It's a russian schoolteacher btw
>>160825142
Have you even seen his new pictures where he's not, y'know, 15?
>>160824021
>Canadians in charge of law
>>160825184
Yeah, and the guy is fucking disgusting. No easier way of saying it, if you think you look good SJ you really need to stop being so full of yourself
>>160825149
>He causes deaths as non antag by doing things like placing shards in doorways and halls waiting for people to run into them.
Where are the proofs
>>160825170
song name?
unban 2hotdogs
kill yourself nuclearcellphone
>>160825239
>people who have seen his new picture says he looks average to decent
>still prattling on about his old picture
>getting this aggressive
Where did SJ touch you, anon?
>>160824772
>Getting btfo but a newfag because of an episode of sperging
What a stupid way to go
Users browsing this forum: carshalash, kilozombie and 3 guests
>>160825142
>atleast you ain't russian
>tfw no qt slav gf
>>160824743
Ok so i tried it out for a bit.
It's got some features we don't have and is missing some good features we do have.
things that i immediately noticed that i liked
>Gravity generator machine
That's awesome we need this and gravity going offline event.
>Paramedics have an ""ambulance""
>Surgery layout on box station
Other than that there was nothing special i noticed.
things that i immediately disliked
>what the fuck is that singularity?
>furries everywhere
>>160825304
But anon I just said I seen his new picture, and if you think thats average to decent you have some really low standards, I don't even know the guy personally. I just don't like what he did to the server
>>160824953
>got qt adminfu
>is /fit/
>decent job
source on all those?
is SJ still an admin?
which adminfu is he banging now?
>>160825273
PROOFS ARENT NEEDED JUST DANK MAYMAYS
BAN DEM XD
U WAN PROOF U GET BAN 2!!!!!
>>160825364
Post pics of yourself.
>>160825364
He''s not good looking but he's not bad looking either.
>>160825387
He's dating Kammer
He talks about /fit/ shit all the time and sent me a picture of his arm when he got all bruised up from paintballing
Dunno about his job but he hands money out willy-nilly so I'm assuming it's true.
>>160825343
>>160825387
So is dating kammer
His arms are pretty big
He's got enough money to throw it away occasionally
He is a bit of a weirdo but he's nice and his life is good.
>>160825432
He is his pretty bad looking, heard he is getting cucked also. I can't really confirm that source though.
>>160825475
Its called Tesla I'm pretty sure
I don't think it eats hull, just zaps people
>>160825471
>Kammer
Literally who?
someone give me a history of SJ of the last 12 months?
wait someone give me a history of the server for 2016... i've been gone for like 2 years... i need to catch up on the features and drama and memes
>>160825112
Wouldn't surprise me if that carsh ban req on friz followed by friz ban request on carsh put carsh suficiently in the limelight for people to start digging agan. Looking at that thread it look like they were already digging with relation to that request. Basicaly screwed himself over a "this shitter made 100u chloral 4norsn and tat made me mad".
>>160825530
Cucked by whom?
>>160825601
Its apparently some person cucking him behind his back, or so a few people say.
I don't really know, I don't play on /vg/ really, I just server hop
>>160824832
can someone crossboard link the image from this killed post
>>160825526
>He is a bit of a weirdo but he's nice and his life is good.
Same SJ Benster I remember then. :3
>>160825636
help me push this idea onto the management and i'll repost it >>160824454
lil mouse buddy :3
>>160825601
A newish admin.
There is no history, he stopped playing a while ago and gets shitposted about in the thread every few months. He is also dating said newish admin.
>>160825603
yeah that ban request was fucking stupid, your timeline makes sense
i think carsh should stop posting on the forum period
don't think the ban is right but pomf has The Power and worst case it's 1-3 months which he should learn to live with in the end
>>160825102
>>160825170
>>160825636
imgur.com/a/QjVXA
>>160824454
these ideas are fun and exciting
>>160825749
>imgur.com/a/QjVXA
Oh fuck thats hot.
>>160825830
>hot
>no tits
Women without tits aren't women.
>>160824454
tell us more about the ATVs ideaman
>>160825273
>>160825407
ACCESS: Failed Login: Carshalash 3781276644 [IP CENSORED] - Banned
Reason: You, or another user of this computer or connection (carshalash) is banned from playing here. The ban reason is:
Opened a supermatter shard in the chapel as clown, inadvertently got one guy killed (which somehow got himself killed and then a third guy killed himself oy vey) which all radiated the chapel. Accident in form of clowning gone wrong, but has been around for almost a year now and has accrued quite a few notes, so I'm putting a short ban on it. Please take it to the forums if you think it's unjust
It isn't exactly hard to find shit on this guy.
>clowining gone wrong
>been here a year
The shard is bad enough when it stays where it belongs, let alone when you drag it around the station
>"but it was yokes! I waas cluwn! xD"
Clown should be locked to all but a select few like Nipples and Shoe, who put some effort into actually clowning and often end up willingy being the butt of the joke themselves.
lmao C U C K E D
>observe since I know I don't have enough time for the likely extended round
>become the ghost that follows around the tarot card reader
>possess the trader shuttle
>follow fortuneteller to the holodeck
>no fucking lights for me to flash in the room
>have to settle on the control room lights
>reica comes for her fortune
>power goes out and busts one of my lights
>reica smashes the other light with her holo-stool
>the spirits are angry.png
>she leaves
>comes back later and goes all ghost buster on my light flickering ass
>just happened to need to leave right after I started getting blasted with direct hits
>come back later
>round is still going
>become mouse
>go to the bar
>bartender and janitor are out for mouse valids
>get caught and killed
>respawn as another mouse
>bartender goes braindead at some point
>run around the kitchen
>cook ends up being bro-tier and feeds me
>pic related >>160825701
>escape on the shuttle and survive being thrown against a wall
Observing can actually be sorta fun.
>mfw when trader thought there were 4 ghosts fucking with his shuttle
>tfw i didn't even dislike caralash, i just memed him because i wanted blood
banpage station 13 sure is fun
>>160825871
>>160825806
I like you guys.
I'm willing to play with fire if you keep this up.
#EuropaStation
#MarsStation
#ATV's
>>160825890
Thats not in the halls. That was up against the podium. People still ran into it, but it wasn't hidden out of view.
Source: I'm the one who adminhelped it.
>>160825952
>mfw guy is so skilled he was flashing all four lights at once
>spooked thoroughly and used the lights as a guide for my card-choosing
Anon, you may not have been 4 ghosts, but you had the power of 4, and that's what counts
To the other shaft miner I messed up saving that 2nd time: I'm really sorry I left you floating through space for so long, I don't think you re-joined the round after that, my bad.
>>160826026
>use BOO to keep one light under control
>start clicking the other ones really quickly
It's hard as fuck to get any more than two going since my click game is off, but occasionally another ghost came by and flickered one light. It was just me at the start and I was solo flashing most of the time
>>160825952
it's always fun to have a mouse or something else show up in kitchen and be entertaining because being chef is usually so solitary. keep it up desu, good lad
>>160824454
>>160826003
ideaman for headmin
will the ATVs function like spacepods, like firebirds?
>>160826003
Another 10/10 picture
imgur.com/a/g9Exd
>>160826117
Yeah, I've tried that, but I can really only keep 3 at a time going. You had some mad aim.
>>160826121
>tfw trader is so solitary even dionaea are itching to get away
>>160826163
Thanks anon, glad to see someone thinks my aim skills are good.I'm unrobust as fuck
>>160826004
Whatever, still a nigger thing to do, there is literally only 1 possible outcome from a "prank" with the shard, and that is people get removed from the round.
If you are an antag cluwn, by all means make a 1 square wide hallway with a shard at the end and place some potency 100 nanas covered by paper at the start and watch hilarity ensure as people simple disappear.
But he wasn't an antag, and with a year worth of experience he knew damn well that eventually someone would walk into it and disappear from the round
>"is ok, all jests, so funy. HoNk!, I am the cluwne!"
>>160824454
would the 'mars' asteroid be like the z5 asteroid?
>>160825629
Everyone knows about Kammer x Inti, SJ is a cuck.
>>160826206
And he should've been banned for it. And he did. Maybe you misunderstand my point, or you don't care.
>>160826247
>implying
kammer is almost too autistic for one relationship
can't handle 2
>>160826153
>no tits
Ew
>>160826247
So is kammer a girl?
Is this a IRL relationship or what?
>>160826263
I was merely providing "proof" after some anon asked for it.
I was using it as example of Carsh's continued shittery and that he had the ban he received yesterday/today long coming.
>>160826263
Not him, but his point seems clear, that he honestly is a bad player to the server anyways, and deserved a rule 0 anyways, so the ban wasn't actually badnin any realistic way, it weeded out a bad player and metaclub member.
>>160826227
>>160826139
i dunno but it's definitely an idea that should be explored further
>>160826338
she has tits
>>160826310
>>160826247
>>160826342
SJ getting cucked is karma for all the shit he has done, and no I am not kidding its actually happening
>>160826459
what the hell did he do?
>all the shit he has done
what does that mean?
>>160826459
with who then
sounds like wishful thinking
>>160826459
Sj is not getting cucked. I'm cucking kammer, me and Sj erp twice a week and sj showers me in steam games as gifts.
>>160826401
>>160826415
The only thing I gotta say is don't attribute to malice what can be attributed to stupidity. He deserved the ban months ago. But the reality is that he was pardoned. And to suddenly go back on that is unjust and isn't like Pomf.
>>160826530
SJ has done far worse than any of the recent public enemies have done.
>>160826459
i know all about the spicy sex life of kjxsj and kjxinti and kjxunnamedthirdperson(me) ama
>>160826459
So who is he getting cucked by wise anon?
>>160826550
Why don't you ask them maybe they will spill the beans
>>160826582
Lmao is a cuck relationship
>implying I'm ugly
Man I mean yeah I'm depressed and back to abusing nootropics and benzodiazepines but the last waifu worked out and if I make enough money to leave this shithole things will be fucking stellar
Also sj is a good lad desu
redpill me on busta
why does he want the hardcores?
Talk
ABOUTSPESS
>>160826639
My waifu worked out too, shiggy
>>160826671
Because he's not a busta. Considering a window breach means people can be spaced, I'd say we have embraced His word.
>>160826639
What do you think about latest drama Shiggy?
>>160826639
>abusing nootropics
can you even abuse them?
amphetamines and modafinil aren't nootropics btw they're stimulants/narcotics
>>160826639
He is getting cucked though
>>160826685
NO. BANS ONLY
>>160826452
fuck missed this one
>>160826639
>if i just get this one more thing things will be fucking stellar
how many times now have you said that
>>160826685
Shh, Anon.
You hear that?
That silence?
It's night time.
That means it is waifu time.
>>160826776
>says this
>wont say by who
sure anon
More bans will come tomorrow. This is only the tip of the iceberg.
Tomorrow begins the Storm of Tears. The greatest Shitstorm /vg/ has ever seen.
>>160826713
>tfw will never lick the thighs of my muscle girl waifu
>>160826789
imgur.com/a/GgRKC
Does anyone know if jammerkunk is actually cute
>>160826713
Great job familia
>>160826727
It's fucking stupid
>>160826743
Yes, I'm taking Phenibut 2.5g at a time giving me wild tranquil sensations and an immense libido
>>160826776
Kammerjunk x Intigracy is a shitty meme that shouldn't have seen light of day and so is adminning Intigracy on the first place
>>160826813
But I've been saying the same thing forever all that is the issue is leaving Russia
Post
>yfw you drink in the metaclub tears as they bitch and cry over Carsh and tremble in fear of THE ROPE
>>160826834
You will find out soon hopefully
>>160826916
inti got headminned lad
>>160826591
>Clusterfuck of a thread in which the metacoms admittance is buried 10 feet deep in horrendous use of the English language.
>Friendsmins thunderbird their way in to spur on the pardoning of Carsh because "he dindu nuffink"
>Pomf now having finally deciphered that initial thread realizes what a colossal mistake he made in pardoning anything
>makes good and bans the shit like he should have been
The real reality is that Carsh was never pardoned by anyone who had a clear picture of what had happened. It was a shoddy "lazy" pardon that can be blamed on friendmins doing their utmost to protect Carsh.
Furthermore the current butthurt friendmins on the forum act like Carsh has been an angel ever since and that there is absolutely noraisins to ban him. Just blatant lying, Carsh has continued to be a grif loving faggot ever since that incident.
Good riddance, his power and metagaming ass did the server no good.
>>160826968
Anon this is juicy gossip you can't just keep it.
>>160826951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMYNfQlf1H8
#StormTheMetaclubBastille
>>160827046
You gotta hold on anon, one of them is going to melt down for getting cucked, then it will get revealed
>>160826978
Maybe you should stop assuming. Either that, or actually read what I said.
>he deserved that ban
>>160827132
If it were that interesting you would have said it by now.
Why did you get my hopes up?
Wait, why am I replying to obvious shitposting? It's clear you don't actually care about facts. My job here is done.
No (You) either.
new bread where?
>>160827225
See here young anon, the longer you wait the worse it can only get for them
i am the one cucking sj AND inti
ama
>>160827281
how big are her titty?
>>160827320
she's got b cups
NEW THREAD
>>160827380
>>160827380
>>160827380
THIS WAY
>>160827350
my favourite, send her my way boy
>>160827134
I did read what you said, you also said it was unjust to go back on the "pardon", and is with that part I am wholeheartedly disagreeing.
>>160826591
Pomf saw the outrage, pomf investigates, pomf concluded the outrage had reason, pardon removed.
This is entirely legitimate
>>160825304
He touched me on the lips and ripped them clean off to add to his lip collection
Thanks for bearing with us on medbay that round. Things got a little rough around the time of that virus, but we pulled through until the singularity tore us apart