/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

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Just picked the game back up since April-May. Rushed my WHM to 50 and burned through the main quest to get to the expansion.

Now I can't decide between Machinist or Bard. Help.

Don't. You. Give up, on it.
You bite the hand that feeds you.

>>160777390
On a lore level? Depends, but if you follow the r9k school of thought: Very much so, they are sluts who are conditioned to always go for one alpha Chad.

>>160777558
MCH

once again do not give it attention

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xth for it probably mattered that they threw the eyes of nidhogg not on different sides of the bridge

>>160777682
xth for that was still the stupidest shit since the banquet and the most obviously forced setup for future drama.

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xth for being an awful human being

>>160777565
can I see your Pits?

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Have you honored your Roelords today?

Any dominant au Ra out there that will treat me like the piece of shit I am?

>>160777682
I never understood that
hey these powerful evil eyes that can posses people and turn them into a dragon? yea lets dump them down a bridge close to eachother surely there are no bitter heretics who would want nidhogg to come back or anything.

>>160777940
kys jolly green giant

>>160778028
they threw them down an apparently bottomless pit

>>160777940

I'll honor you if you bully me with your horsecock

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>>160778146
Ho ho ho~.

is sandcat online

>>160778146
stop responding you fucking idiot

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lalaTHICC

>>160778385
Show horsecock

xth for naka tight bp

>>160777940
How do I do that?

>>160778642
How can it possibly be tight still

Is it acceptable to roleplay a trap on a female character? Saw a pretty cute cat and was considering it.

27th for elk

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>>160777987
Your whole existance is meaningless and the world would be a better place without you and yet you are here to beg like a dog.

>>160778642
>>160778727
for real, naka bp can fit 40 costco hotdogs and a lala by now

tfw no taru onahole

>>160778727
Advancements in bp technology funded by the head of Ultrash himseld

>>160778735
I wouldn't call it acceptable but people do it and there's nothing stopping you

>>160778765
calm down ippiki

>>160778727
elastic bp

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>>160777840
Pits?

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anyonebody ready to die

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suuuuuuhhhhp

I call this the reverse beepy

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>>160779107
nyope
life is a gift

Playable younger male elezen when?

I wanna mess around with a character with a similar age/appearance to Alphinaud

@160779245
i can't wait for the i'm sorry video

>>160778980
Stratos can't fund any research

>>160779040
That might feel pretty good

>>160777753
Why do you value Mari so lowly?

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>>160778726
Let 'em know how awesome they look. Make your own in character creator and post 'er, post Raidenroe because I still don't fucking have her. Nothin' special.

got the big 40 on me so my pants keep fallin

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>>160776292
Fudged up and posted in the last thread before I saw there was a new one BUT

Bard looks like a lot of fun. Pewpew magic bow shenanigans while being a credit to the team. And if you roleplay at all, it opens up a lot of cool character ideas.

>>160779476
shush elk

What would you do to the cutest males from /xivg/? Be specific!

xth for leave me alone elk

>>160779265
But you can return unwanted gifts.

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>>160779525
40 niggas strapped we the 49ers

>>160779541
who

>>160779539
suck dick prolly

>>160779430
i want to do terrible things to tataru like smack her for being such a little crybaby, i bet she's an absolutely unbearable drunk
why does thancred have pointy ears

>>160779524
Play whatever you like it doesn't matter at all

can elk stop stalking people
thank you

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>>160777987
PST loser

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>>160779539
Shake their hands

>>160778228
I don't mind petting people who ask.

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>>160779636
i wish someone would smack me
followed by taking my life

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>>160777608
>MCH
You're a fucking retard. MCH is complete trash even after the buff outside of LOLPVP. Anything else has BRD coming out on top, and even in LOLPVP BRD is great due to dot spreading, burst, and support all in one.
>MCH
nigger kill yourself

>>160779265
I want you to be my gift.
The gift of butt.

>>160779758
this attitude is sort of ridiculous

you should spend some time outside

>>160779107
Not ready. But waiting.

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>>160779539
Say "hello" to them and ask them about their day. It's super comfy when you can do something simple like talk to neat people in town for a few hours.

>>160778445
>stop responding you fucking idiot
The bitch will just talk to themself and respond to their own fucking posts. It doesn't even matter.

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>>160779758
MCH seems a lot more fun though?

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>>160779735
i'll smack you twice, just for that second remark
you just need to find some purpose, buddy

>>160779695
>dominant
>FEMALE Au Ra
>the ones with the most passive aggressive emotes and poses
>a uppity Raen no less, the ones who basically abandoned the hard tribal life, settled with domans and fell to the empire.
keep dreaming cumscale, you are beneath even the ala-niggeans

>>160779758
Are you posting from an alternate dimension?

>>160779924
>settled with domans and fell to the empire.
Yes, anon. Every single Raen in Orhard lived in a single city-state

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>>160779913
thats okay too
also you stole the picture i was gonna post

>>160780008
*Othard

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>>160780029
it's a cute picture
i'd make good on my words but i don't feel like logging on right now

>>160779265
pwease...snap me in half wiv your stwong awms! wike a twig!

>>160779695
Who is this ugly whore and where can I go to put her in her place?

>>160779909
choke me out with your pits please

>>160779695
colgate-chan...?

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>>160779265
{/pat}

>>160779909
You are right

It seems more fun when in reality you are going to be pressing two buttons every 30 seconds and playing rng 1-2-3 until you can do wildfire with all cds up every 3 minutes

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Cheer up!

>>160780340
They aren't going to post pits and milk you for replies. Ignore it.
>Inb4 they will read this and post pits in response

>>160780512
faggots like you only bring me down.

>Table Cloth

How much autism must one man have?

>>160779658
True. I suppose the whole being able to play every job would make that a moot point. I just like the idea of a silly badass Lala rocker bard or a Mezzo-Soprano Elezen opera singer.

>>160780512
how can i cheer up... when you aren't online...

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Spooky

>>160780008
I'm glad we came to that agreement.

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>>160780512
/pet

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>>160780423
>holding wf, bfb, and hawk eye for 3 minutes when you can use it between raging strikes without any loss since they'll be back up by the time raging strikes is up again
>not using your ~5 ogcds as soon as they come off cd
>ammo comes up every minute so you have a good deal of non-rng shots

>>160780754
No, because the game itself would laugh at you if it could. That's the entire reason it specifies that Raen live in valley villages, Xaela in the marshlands and Doma was a coastal city-state

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>>160780512
Okie, but once I finish leveling PLD tho

>>160779924
Caring about lore

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>>160780819
idiot

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>>160780423
Well my MCH isn't even 60 so i'm not going to comment on that, bows seem kinda lame compared to guns anyway.

>>160780604
hes just like the ebins in this thread.
people like you enable them.

And here comes RheiAika to defend the shitty class known as machinist.

Why is cuckolding so popular with eb couples in this game?

Why are blue cats so good?

Why is this general full of gays?

>>160781305
WHY ARE YOU SO GAY

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Hello, friends.

>>160779245
>tfw it wasn't even a week

>>160781248
Brown Cats = Blue Cats = White Cats

All cats are awesome!

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>two ebins called my alt cute at the same time

>>160779685
i dont stalk anyone

post yfw everyone on balmung gets permabanned and the world deleted

>>160781227
its what happens when you get neet losers who never had attention get thrown a lot of attention by desperate Neets who are drawn in by the shallow appearance of their character and completely ignore all the over-glaring mental and emotional flaws of the person behind it because its so cute, or they are are spineless yes men who sit atop and lap at someones feet which through all of their enabling give the person they're enabling a huge ego and they use that ego to go around and draw people into them. you all created and enabled the monsters of cucking you see today. all you had to do was look deeper and ignore them.

>>160781580
me fec wen
i go: he heeeh hohohoh huhuhuhuhu :))))

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>>160781580

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>>160781580

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>>160781580

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help im being bullied

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>>160780584
Not sure what I've done to you but here have this (You)
>>160780718
I've been studying...
>>160780783
/joy !
>>160780934
I still need to level mine. Good luck!

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>>160781580
Aw, snickerdoodles.

>>160781575
Okay buddy

>c@bois cum droplets within seconds upon penetration
>xaela males can rail you non-stop for hours and will fill you to the brim with seed when you're about to pass out from ecstasy

>>160781773
your wife is bullying you?

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>>160781659
that'll do, pig... that'll do...

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>>160781580
purge them all

Post the name of the cutest ebin and why thry are

>>160781818
shyvpost

>>160781580
theyll make a new account and just go to the server you're on

>>160779265
Watch out, Mado is coming to put you in bondage and make you her little house cat~

>>160781580
>I like it on Balmung
>people here are in general friendly if you ignore the autist benchers infront of the Quicksand

I don't get the hate.

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>>160781928
elk
because elk

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>>160781845
yes she is the worlds meanest marshmallow

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>>160781580

>>160782012
Not a cat anymore. So can't be cutest

>>160782001
they have to act nice in game they are afraid of being banned, if you get in a circlejerk LS you get unfiltered posts, pretty much they act like they do here in these LSs.

>>160780183
i might

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3.5 postponed along with fan fest incoming.

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anyone else in that mood where you jump from game to game

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talk to me ingame i am friendly

Is anyone here even doing normal role playing? Is that even a thing in XIV?

I wanna go on adventures or get shitfaced in a tavern or something like that, without the constant sexual undertones.

>>160782371
/pet that's for dextra

>>160782371
friendly give people who were booted for no reason their money back

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talk to me ingame, i am not friendly and will call you a degenerate cunt

>>160782482
>no drinking emote
lame mmo desu

Condolences to our JP friends out there.

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>>160782501
i said friendly not rich

>>160782482
not here bud go to the roleplayers site they can hook you up
ffxiv-roleplayers.com/
basically avoid RP with /xivg/, or be a male and they avoid you (not Au Ra)

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>>160782371
Same

>>160782584
Be nice.

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>>160782593

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>>160782673
i am nice.

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>>160782482
I'd like to, but I'm having a hell of a time figuring out my character's backstory besides ABLOO BLOO BLOO ORPHAN TURNED ADVENTURER trash. Would it be weird to roleplay a regular person like a librarian or an accountant?

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>>160782284
time to shut off housing inactivity removal for another 6 months

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>>160782584

>>160782652
>roleplaying
I hate you faggots who treat this game like Second Life, you're the reason why this community skill ceiling is so low. Fuck off.

>>160782584
>calls people degerates
>THAT Au Ra in your lap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0

>>160782482
Yeah, that's a thing, but this isn't the place to be asking for RP, people just want ERP here

>>160782795
Your time is over, Tidus. Stop laughing

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>>160782371
>friendly
>owes me headpats
........

>>160782725
Emote, not animation jackass and that lasts literally 1 second.

>>160782763
>RPG
>Roleplaying Game

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>>160782859
soon

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>>160782795
What about cats in Au Ra laps?

>>160782754
I think that would be pretty sweet. Maybe your character is working for the moneterists in Ul'Dah? But I honestly haven't thought a lot about my characters backstory. When it comes up I would think of something and roll with it I suppose.

>>160782763
no they aren't

a ton of RP-repulsed players are bottom tier shitters too, sorry you can't write off people you don't like as the cause of all your problems, anon.

>>160782969
>a ton of RP-repulsed players are bottom tier shitters too
Guarantee even the worst of these outclass the faggots over at RPC by a mile.

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>>160782859
>>160782934
>Kimi ni Todoke

Such a refreshing, cute anime. Thanks for reminding me it exists.

>>160782725
how does selzh's piss taste?

>>160782725
>>160783089
hitem with that pee pee
hitem with that piss
look out guffy, your ass just got dissed

how do I tell if the person I met is a real girl

>>160779265
The day I find you is the day you gape so large you'll never want to erp any other cats

>>160783314
shut up pussy

>>160783291
dont worry anon they arent

>>160783291
Why would it matter? Are you developing irl feelings for them?

>>160782952
Poor ablublu cucked again

>>160782952
>Ablu getting cucked in public

>>160783402
maybe

>>160783291
Ask them. You think people would just go and lie on the internet?

>>160783291
Just ask them.

>>160782824
>>160782652
>walk out of my apartment
>nothing lewd in search info
>random male hyur wants to make me his pet and licks me

i'm pretty sure the non-xivg erp crowd is like 50 times bigger

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>>160783549
Be honest with them about your feelings and go from there. It might be scary at first, but open and effective honest communication is the best thing you can do for any friendship or relationship. I believe in you, anon.

>>160783745
Doesn't help if you're playing a female character

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>>160783291
I wasn't sure if my bf was a REAL boy, so I made him come visit me in a different country just so I could be 100% sure.

you can never be too careful anon

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You're pretty awesome, Anonymous. But you'd be even more awesome if you posted some Highlanders.

>>160783924
ugly lalas

>>160783745
Can confirm. A lot of people hide it better than people in this general. The amount of 'proper FC' leader and officer who want cat gc is pretty staggering.

That feeling when you can not log on without getting whispered for lewds.

>>160783950
thanks!

nah i'll pass

>>160779758
i'm a bard main, and MCH is just the superior class in most respects
the only reason i dont switch over is because i cant be bothered learning to play again

>>160783950
fuck that, where the midlanders at

>>160782371
Who the HECK is this cute lala I want to pet her hair-buns

>>160784050
hey..

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>>160783971
we're actually the cutest . . .

>>160784008
Is Foe Requiem not enough to compensate, or are there not enough DoM players for it to matter?

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>>160782795
problem, friend?

>>160784159
The latter.

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>>160784130
Nah.

>>160784159
foe requiem is great but MCH has hypercharge, which can do the same thing. it can do it for physical damage, too

>>160783557
>>160783731
Last guy I did this with turned out to be a dude after all and now I've become really guarded and unsure if I can bear the disappointment again

>glasses take up the whole head slot
WHY
H
Y

>>160784159
Honestly, the difference between MCH and BRD is negligible for 99% of the playerbase. Just play whichever you prefer.

>>160784246
bishop hypercharge is garbage compared to foe

>>160784159
The difference is negligible really. Some setups favour MCh, some BRD, but you rarely want both in a progression raid. For everything else it literally doesn't matter, play whatever you find more pleasing.

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>>160780340
>>160780545
Pits&milk?

>>160784159
Physical Hypercharge affects the MCH, both melee DPS, and both tanks and is a personal DPS increase for the MCH using it over magical Hypercharge. Foe's is only going to affect your caster and healers, NIN for Raiton but that's it. It's higher raid DPS, period.

>>160784246
>for physical damage
>there are far more DoWs than DoMs just based on the number of DoW classes
how did SE expect this to be balanced

>>160784159
In a perfect world where all your DPS are playing at the top of their game, MCH is superior because it benefits 5 players (3 physical DPS, 2 tanks) with Hypercharge Rook whereas Foe Requiem only benefits 3 players (2 healers, 1 caster).

But that's not always the case, your caster may putting out much better numbers and skews the benefit.

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>>160784130
I think you mean us

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>>160784241
All Lalas are cute. Stop fighting.

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>>160784270
And how do you know he's really a dude?
And how would you know they're really a girl?
It's a game, what you see is what you get. There's no need to further indulge on what they may be behind the screen because the game is all that should really matter.

If you're looking for a relationship outside the game, seek the sunlight outside where you'll be able to physically see what you're getting.

>>160784537
i really want to drown this lala in my jizz

>>160784627
{That's too bad.}

Looking for friends to play with in Zalera

>>160784589
>There's no need to further indulge on what they may be behind the screen because the game is all that should really matter.
this this this
who gives a shit, you're not fucking marrying them

Is there a way to permanently change your sit pose? /cpose seems to reset back to the default one after standing up

SURVEY TIME
What race do you play?
What gender is your character?
What is your main?
How often do you masturbate?
Are you in ultrash?

>>160784498
Because the spells aren't indentical?

Hypercharge is a 120 second cooldown that increases 1 target's damage taken by 10% for 20 seconds and Foe Requiem lasts until the BRD runs out of MP and is an AoE for 10% which can be increased to 20% for 30 seconds every 180 seconds.

>>160784796
no

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>>160784746
Mine keeps it at the pose i select.

>>160784796
miqo
f
that
never
nope

>>160784746
I changed it through the emote menu while sitting, stood up, sat back down, the pose didn't reset to default.
Not sure what's going on on your end, might be a system configuration option if your problem persists.

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>join new FC
>everyone is super friendly
>offer to make everyone baked goods over the holidays
>*crickets*
>mfw

Shitshitshit. Why do I always try to be too nice at first?

>>160784528
these are cute

>>160784130
these are not

>>160784948
IRL or in-game baked goods?

>>160784948
>Why do I always try to be too autistic?
ftfy

>>160784970
I think they're all cute

>>160784796
miqo
fem
bard
daily
yes

>>160784814
I've never played MCH, so I wasn't aware that they were that different since everyone was making direct comparisons.

>>160784746
Check your character settings. If I recall right the default setting is that your character changes their pose after a few seconds of idle time.

>>160785083
Single- target is for physical damage only. Magic damage vuln on MCH is a circle AoE around the turret.

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>>160785006
IRL. I usually bake things like cookies, pies, cakes, cinnamon rolls, and can a few dozen jars of jam for my neighbors as Christmas presents. Baking a few dozen more cookies and overnighting them someplace wouldn't be too much of a hassle.

>>160784796
Raen
F
SMN
never
no

>>160784517
Or, you could have more than one caster because that's what your friends want to play.
Also, Foe boosts ninjutsu and DRK spells, so it can still be helpful for certain DoW jobs. Imagine RDM and how both MCH and BRD could be a benefit to it.

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>>160785269

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>>160785269
That sounds so nice. Makes me wish I still baked or had friends

>>160784685
Truly post

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>>160785269
It's a nice gesture, but I'd definitely have to get to know someone better before accepting anything from them like food. Maybe next year, anon.

looking for friends to step on my long neck and end my life

>>160785269
That's cute. It reminds me of a friend who baked and shipped me some peanut butter cookies for my birthday.

>>160785269
You don't do that for people that you just met, especially online in an mmo.

>tfw you get more attached than you meant to
Fuck.

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>>160785358
I know.

>>160785269
I'd eat your muffin if you catch my drift.

>>160785451
he came in the cookies

>>160785437
there are far faster ways to end it all without nearly as much suffering, anon

>>160784796
Miq
F
Drg
never
yes

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anyone wanna play the game on gilgamesh?

it's monday so i doubt there's much anyone has left to do

>>160785462
>tfw you knew what they were like and got attached anyways now you're here alone and hurt...

uahauahhh

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>>160785453
Most people I know have PO boxes that they have things sent to and not their home addresses, so I assumed like an idiot and only realized how messed up it was afterward. brb, sudoku.

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hope you're all doing well anons

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>>160785614
Are you me.

>>160785269
adorable

>>160785650
is da cabbage

>>160785632
Damn, what kind of people are those? I don't know a single person with a PO box.

>>160784851
>>160784925
>>160785091
Tried every setting there and my stupid cat keeps doing the one where her legs go off to the side

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>>160785650
please kill me.

>>160785650
are you the only ebin on mateus

>>160785343
Double caster is just really weak because the melee have so much utility that's hard to pass up.

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>>160785751
But you can't die, you're the chinsen one.

>>160785769
Yes after his ebin ex bf transferred to Balmung

>>160785650
Grats

>>160785894
Red, do you ever post about the game?
Genuinely curious. You seem like the kind of guy that values xivg's quality.

>>160785709
Rural communities and people who live in big cities, but don't have a doorman/mail room in their apartment building.

>>160785915
why hasn't he transferred yet

>>160785975
smells like bait

>>160785997
His "real" bf is there.

>>160785975
he posts about fishing a lot

>>160785650
le humble brag

>>160785834
It is pretty silly how neither of the current DPS casters have the ability to apply a magic vuln down, like the three melee DPS can. Again, here's hoping RDM will do something about this, or that BLM/SMN will get the ability to do so from 60 to 70.

>>160785982
I guess it's more common in America

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>GF is hanging out in Limsa Lominsa
>Dude waves to her and talks about crafting
>She asks if he can make her a set, gives him the mats and tells him he'll get a tip after he's done
>He takes 5ever to craft it and we gotta go soon to watch Kingsglaive
>He tells her "Hey your character is pretty cute! :)"
>She replies "Thanks, when you finish can you mail it to me? I gotta go watch something with my boyfriend"
>he just says "oh okay" or something like that

>We got on the next day and he mailed her the items but made her the wrong helm
>he server transferred after we logged off the night before

Not trying to say people who play this game are awkward social autists, but god damn this has happened way too many times.

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>>160785769
kinda
>>160785751
no you must live and save us all
>>160785970
h-hm?
>>160785702
/pat

>>160785724
Character configuration>character>untick randomize idle animation and set Idle animation delay to 0

>>160785769
Isnt there an xivg linkshell there

midlanders are for ____

>>160785975
Sure do, but I'm Australian so I also shitpost. It's genetic.

>>160786289
Worship

>>160786197
>people don't realise it's perfectly fine to have platonic relations with girls that are attached
smfh

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>the flight plan I filed with the agency lists me, my carbuncle, but only ONE of you
>first one to talk gets to stay on my airship

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>>160786162
>somebody else who understands that RDM should be a caster and not a rapier memer
good guy

I want to yank Abe's tail and make her a submissive slut!

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>>160786383
Are you a cute euro boy? Otherwise there is no point in getting on that aircraft

>>160786404
I know people love the FFT/FFXI interpretation of RDM, but I prefer how classes were portrayed in the early FF games. And in FF1, you could outfit your RDM with robes, a staff, and make him sit in the back row casting spells and heals.

>>160786404
What I'd like for it would be like in FF1. Can cast a limited array of black and white magic and have some sort of melee. Or hell use a melee weapon for casting the spells animationwise.

>>160786404
>tfw the only thing I remember RDM for is having Doublecast as its only redeeming feature

>>160786534
cringe

>>160786463
I want somebody to do this to me

>>160784528
Kill yourself Sugi, vanishing leaving all your friends behind making them worried, selfish sack of shit.

Is it just me or is the SMN rotation complex and long as fuck?

SMN is my only ranged DPS at 60 and I figured I should learn it, but god damn every guide I've read has a hugeass rotation. BRD or MCH just seems a lot better, or am I just bad?

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>>160786534
I'm CIA.

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>>160786554
>>160786587
that being said, if given the choice between having the "magic-themed melee job" be RDM or BLU, I'd certainly take a spell-flinging fencer melee dps RDM (not the same as Mystic Knight) to go with a caster dps BLU with an arsenal of hand-picked enemy abilities.

>>160786667
It only seems that way at first. Every job needs some practice before you get used to it

>>160786725
stratos...

x˵╹◡╹˶x

Is DRK objectively the hardest class to play?

>>160786863
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔσ”

>>160786881
only if you're balding and want to inflate your ego

>>160786382
Doesnt exist.

>>160786667
It's not so much a rotation as it is a priority list.
It's not really that tough, mostly just don't miss your Deathflare window at the end of DWT, preferably have Tri-disaster and Contagion up before/during DWT, Rouse whenever it's off CD and not going to be wasted on an invuln phase and just generally be aware of buff durations and cooldowns.

>>160786881
Indeed it is fraulein

Look at the 40 step rotation flowchart I made

Ippiki, bring that ass here boy. You look like a cockroach witcha uglass. Why you sound like you nose stopped up in every video? Fat nose ass over there sneezing wind 5 hurricanes and shit. Nostrils looking like the two shotgun barrels that killed Ricky. Every nigga in thr world hate yo ass. Steady riding that planet with yo depressed hairline. You need to spend less time finding what jesse's up to and more time finding a barber chair cause yo edge doing the wave, my nigga. Hairline lookin like Rick Ross heart-rate monitor and shit. Fuck outta here.

>>160787105
Hello here's my number please call me my name is Meria Athera
xoxo

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What are players experiences with the server Mateus? Is is murrican players only? Is it ded?
Friend wants me to transfer there

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Mama Mado take care of my dick!

>>160787238
it's literally the smallest server worldwide

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o brother's let's go down

>>160787238
as someone who started there, don't.

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>>160781580

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>>160787238

>>160787238
it has a population of 6 people and 2 of them are certified psychopaths

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>>160786667
The opener's a bit janky, but everything after that is relatively simple.

Keep your DoTs up.
Try to space out your Festers so that Aetherflow is back up before you go into DTW
Save Tri-Disaster and Contagion for DTW to snapshot and extend your DoTs.
Ruin II when you have to move.
Don't be afraid to use Ruin III outside of DTW but keep an eye on your MP
Use Rouse, Spur, and Enkindle on CD.

i need some help, i had a gimmick and it caught on pretty well but now im not getting any (you)s at all
what do i need to do?

>>160787620
suck dick

If DRK is objectively the hardest to play, what class is objectively the easiest to play?

>>160787398
What site are you getting this information from, out of curiosity.

Name the ebin to eliminate next. I will make my move tonight.

>>160785510
It was a she, and I doubt it.
I know it was a she because her and her husband video chatted with the rest of us in our skype group back in 2010.

>>160787710
https://ffxivcensus.com/

>>160787620
die

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>>160787752
do it. end me.

>>160787752
Renko

>>160786961
Yes it does.

>>160787685
Monk

>>160786756
>>160787016
>>160787556

Thank you all for the help, I think it's just going to take practice. I'm used to playing tanks or as a healer. Once I get home I'll try to find some videos of it in action to get a better idea for timing as well.

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>>160787243

>>160787781
her husband came in the cookies

>>160787752
robert paulson

>>160787883
Ebin eliminated.

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>>160787752
What can you offer that this meteor doesn't have?

someone post the astrologian guide

>tfw twn be an xivg pokemon league where you can battle all the top ebins

>>160787752
Eliminate me

>>160788021
what type would each ebin have?
spuki for dark
red for fire

>>160788021
>tfw was in an online fun league as poison leader and made people salty in gen 5 because gengar is part poison and drapion exists

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>>160788041
i already did the poopy with you tho

>>160787941
He was deployed.
She was a shut in and wasn't cheating on him.

>>160788092
>tfw they removed Gengar's levitate

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>>160788086
Dibs on steel.

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Ebin eliminated. Officially a dungeon sex slave for the Elezen Mommy.

>>160787939
Ahhahahahaha holy shit

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>>160787685
>If DRK is objectively the hardest to play

>>160788086
Vjera should be dark.
Red should be a Magikarp trainer

>>160788246
This picture is too good.

>>160788092
i was in one of those but quit because they were too strict about having to be exclusively mono-type.

>Want to roll MCH for the purpose of not being a caster DPS
>Read Gauss Barrel's description
For what purpose?

The class is fun without this shit what the hell

>>160788246
i wish i could take their place..

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>>160788086
why am i dark?? wtf

>>160788086
Meria fairy or grass