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Picnic with Trissfu Edition

Gwent Closed Beta is open!
Spare a moment for those of us without an invite!
playgwent.com

Gwent patch notes:
http://wpc.4d7d.edgecastcdn.net/004D7D/mkt/document/Patch-EN.pdf

>Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqNet72FPF8 [Embed]
>Gameplay demo (E3)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zabgNv6f2ZY [Embed]
>Gameplay Demo (Gamescom)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avlMgLy4H_w [Embed]

GOTY Edition is out!
>Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy8jmm9kY4A [Embed]

Patch 1.30 is out!
>Changelog
http://wpc.4d7d.edgecastcdn.net/004D7D/mkt/document/Changelog-1.30-ENG.pdf

Downloads:
>Latest patch, free DLCs, The Witcher books(first 5 are official, the remaining fan translations are of varying quality) and short stories
http://f.wtcg.pl/
>Experimental first-person perspective mod for TW3
www.skacik.pl/test.zip

Links:
>Pastebin containing Witcher gear locations, TW1+2 and books info
http://pastebin.com/qhpfPiqJ
>Debug Console Commands
http://www.mmo-game.eu/witcher-3-debug-console-commands/
>Where do I find Gwent cards?
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15RUB-aG3Y2mRY3oWyNY1TlfDTRE-ySgNURUfTpMH0XQ/edit?usp=sharing
http://www.gwentcards.com/
>Witcher lore series for newfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrrzVp2HIMk&feature=youtu.be&list=PL7pGJQV-jlzCMqEAP49QApVHNJeZxxdL9 [Embed]
>All vanilla Gwent cards ready to be printed out
http://imgur.com/a/gV1y5
>Gwent Standalone cards
http://imgur.com/a/nJ3Df
>Redirect to the current thread
http://wtcg.pl
>Discord server
https://discord.gg/uHuWr

Cyberpunk 2077
>First trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P99qJGrPNLs [Embed]
>Creator about Cyberpunk 2077's world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYxt7cwDk4E [Embed]

Previous meme/waifu thread: >>160438668
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Geralt and Triss OTP
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2nd for Eskel
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Man i hella fucked up this game, i need to get through my head that promote = increased base strength. I guess i see northern realms so rarely that ive been pretty slow. I swear it didnt used to work that way aswell.

Luckily CD projekt red guy didnt have dandelion or i coulda lost.
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>>160748765
>not picnic with Geralt edition
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>>160749103
He is the one having picnic with Trissfu :3
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Beckham.
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>>160749059
I've played a few times against that guy.
He is... pretty bad. I think he tests things, as half of the time goes with weird combinations or lets the turn pass (Which is a pretty shitty thing to do)
> I swear it didnt used to work that way aswell.

It did, you simply had no way to know since you couldn't (usually) reduce the strength of golden cards. Now you have D. bomb, so you can see that the ''green'' buff is just the +2 from the NR passive.
>>160748996
Best boi
I want Eskel with a beard :3
>>160749360
Great boi
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where do you guys get so many pictures

i want nice pictures of waifus doing waifu things but all i can find is sfm porn
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>>160751714
just ask here. which waifu do you want?
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>>160751714
I force waifus to pose for me while I take their pictures with my sweaty hands :3
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>>160751908
triss yen ciri keira maybe phillipa a bit too but mostly the other three
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>>160752037
nice dress on Triss!
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>>160752082
Yeah, she looks lovely, it's a wedding dress btw.
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My opponent passed two straight turns while having about 9 cards in hand

He was taking so long deciding what to do that I imagine he had forgotten that he lost the first round lol.
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>>160752081
triss, yen and keira are meh
ciri and phillipa are good taste
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witcher VR porn when?
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>>160752534
Soon

-Marcin from CD Porn Red
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>>160752398
>triss, yen and keira are meh
ha

no

take it back you bully!
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>>160752863
keira is acceptable, but yen and triss are boring af
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>>160750209
Why u hidin ur name senpai? Scared people will bully u for playing meme weather?
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>>160752193
wow the exact same thing happened AGAIN
(pic related, no monsters were hurt or discarded here...)

Must be new players.
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>>160752954
Don't be like that, Yenfu and Trissfu are never boring
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>>160753598
do you think they kissed?
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>>160753291
That was pre-patch, I'm playing Skellige now.
Loving it.
But is the right thing to do on the internet. Hide your name and show your genitals.
>>160752037
>>160752182
I liked Yen with the wedding dress, even if she looks fat like a cow
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>>160753598
Ciri is way better,
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shit edition, retarded posts. i vote for letting /wtc/ die and making a new general dedicated solely to gwent
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>>160753780
yes

>>160753831
She's all right
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>tfw 2D indie game developer who uses game maker
>tfw better than everybody at addition and subtraction

I WIN ALL MY GWENT GAMES
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>>160755096
but if they kissed where are the pictures?

we need proof desu
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>>160745706
Thanks a lot, I have Bloody Baron will craft Nenneke
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>>160755410
Sorry, can't betray their trust or they won't kiss in front of me ever again.
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someone should make waifu images but make it so its like shes in your room with you so for example put yen or whoever you want in a modern bedroom and sitting on the bed looking at the camera or something

or have her cuddling with a big fat nerd (but dont show HIS face so we can pretend its us)

thatd be great
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>>160749360
>you'll never look like him
;-;
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>>160758173
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How CPU intensive is Witcher 3?
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>>160761524
a lot
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>>160761524
I have no idea, but my i5-4670K @4GHz seems to be sufficient with most things at higher settings (only have select things maxed though, because muh framerate).
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>>160759860
>you'll never look like her
;_;
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>>160753780
never. Yen fucking hates and despises her.
>>160752182
give her that WD-40.
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>page triss go buy some cakes
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How can you Triss people live with yourselves after betraying Yen?
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>>160766019
My Geralt simply found happiness with Triss.Yen's a big girl, she can take care of herself.

I don't really have anything against Yen though, it's just that I like Triss way more.
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>>160759173
MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
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>>160765987
what? she still can't bake them?
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>>160767745
She conjures them using magic, but it's nice trying out local cuisine sometimes.
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>>160766767
i'd pluck her feathers if you know what i mean
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Caretaker is fun. Just stole an axeman and used his savage bears against him.
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:3
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>>160760965
Hey mate, going to replay the game, could you link me to the mod you used to have followers?
Thanks.
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>>160771274
I use Triss companion mod, it also works with Ciri and gives you an option to talk to your follower and in the case of Triss kiss her. It doesn't work with Yen though. There are some other follower mods on Nexus I believe, but you can't interact with your followers(I'm not sure though, I never used them). You can find the mod I'm using here:

http://forums.cdprojektred.com/forum/en/the-witcher-series/the-witcher-3-wild-hunt/mod-discussions/86683-companion-mod
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>>160771902
Thanks, don't really care about having the companions, does it still make all people go to your house in Toussaint ? (Ciri at the tree, Yen/Triss on the sofa, Dandelion near the house)
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>>160773160
Yeah, it adds Dandelion and Ciri to Corvo Bianco(along with their dialogues) next to Triss, but I'm not sure how it works if you have Yen there.
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:3
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hot
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first question do you think triss got gangraped by nilfgardians in witcher 2 before you rescued her?

second question do you think she liked it?
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I think I might be economically hurting myself by playing a squirrel deck, the amount of potential gold lost from not getting GGs just keeps rising. Then again, the salt exuded by people not knowing about Toruviel just about makes up for it.
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is there any good fanfiction?

i never want it to end desu
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>>160778173
I don't know but I know for a fact that Ciri got gangraped by those dwarves on the island.
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>>160778426
n-n-no she didnt

take it back!
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>>160778173
Nah, I don't think so, although I'm sure she would be eventually if Geralt didn't reach her on time. She cracked rather easily though, Trissfu isn't exactly tough to break.
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>>160778379
yeah. Season of Storms.
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>>160778512
it's okay..
they just tried to warm and wake her up but things got out of control.
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>>160778426
they just played with her vagina a little, there was no penetration involved. how do i know? they would be dead just like everyone who ever tried putting his dick in ciri if they did
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>>160778774
That's the thing.
They're dwarves, so they have micropenis. She didn't feel it, but they got in here.
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>>160778543
just makes her more lovable desu

i will look after her
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>>160778981
ciri's "fuck me and you die" curse doesn't discriminate against small dicks and i imagine dwarfs being hung like horses anyway
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i wish they made a new witcher game where you just lived in khaer morhen and you got to pick which girl you wanted and youd then go live with her and would have to be married to her and maybe you could cheat and get caught and youdhave to raise a kid and osmetimes some family drama would happen like maybe ciri gets upset and you have to tell her its ok sort of like a soap opera but with the quality of acting and dialogue we would expect from witcher

basically a life sim about living with your waifu and raising a family
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>>160778173
yes, she is gangraped every day.
no. that's why in her broken mind she has the delusion she's still pure and developed this dream of Witcher 3, happily living with Geralt in Toussaint and finding her little sister Ciri.
actually they've been all killed including Geralt and Ciri is kept as a breeding cow.
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i wish yen was my mummy

im a pathetic fat ugly loser

but yen would be a nice mummy and i bet shed get some of her sorceress friends to have sex with me as a favour
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>>160779629
*and some nights after the guards spent all their cum she dreams about Geralt saving her from the witch hunters of novigrad.
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>>160779094
Agreed, my Geralt will always do everything he can to protect Trissfu.
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>>160779979
awww, that's cute
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Could CPDR make Radovid more Hitler-like ? Because it's clearly not obvious enough

>Red and White are the main colors
>"For the Fatherland"
>muh sorceresses dindu nutin, dey wer goin to the eternal fire church ery day
>mage hunters are just the SS with hats and shitty haircuts on
>wow wtf they've gone COMPLETLY MAD THEY BE KILLING NON-HUMANS TOO WHO IN THE WORLD WOULD DO THAT
>WU WAT THEY'RE NOW KILLING ANYONE WHO DOES ALCHEMY EVEN THOUGH THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT GERALT BEING IN THE TOWN OR PEOPLE SELLING ALCHEMY THINGS IN FRONT OF THE BURNING STAKE ?!!!?????

C'mon, give me a break even the Flaming Rose was better written than that shit. He was pretty good in The Witcher 1/2, why did they do that in the third ?
Also fucking hell, in my game Nilfgaard won the war and Temeria is restored, yet there are Redanian's troops everywhere and everyone is talking about Radovid.
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Does Kaer Mhoren have to pay taxes to Kaedwen?
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>>160780802
I doubt it, few people even know how to reach it, it's in the hard to access wilderness and the witchers are all practically extinct anyway.
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>>160780082
actually it's the most heartbreaking canon invented by old wtc.
>>160779629
>>160779805
>>160779979
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>>160781141
I don't ever want to see Triss getting hurt, the idea alone breaks my heart.
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>>160780251
There's not that many ways to be a mad ruler, most of them do the same shit. You're only thinking of Hitler because he's the most recent and well known.
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>>160781752
Hitler wasn't anything close to 'mad'. Jews really were ruthlessly taking advantage of Germany. He just hit back in a way more obvious and visibly cruel than what they were doing.
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>>160781059
>witchers are all practically extinct anyway
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>>160782091
No matter what you think of him, he quite clearly started losing it during the war.
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>>160782091
>Jews really were ruthlessly taking advantage of Germany
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>>160782707
>cirifag doesn't know history
whowouldhavethunk
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Thoughts on my Dagon Weather deck? How do I face the card advantage?
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>>160784207
2much removals
y no foglets?
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>>160784628
I'm testing a no foglets build that synergizes better with the monsters passive. ATM it's proving to be more effective than the one with foglets at higher levels.
Any suggestions about what to include instead of removal? I'm also thinking on removing Sarah since now a Thunder kills her after a buff, that's also a silver spot free for recommendations
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>>160784207
>>160785063
Did you try foglets + nekker warriors? It's useful to get 7 foglets every time fog is played, and it makes thunderbolt really powerful.
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>>160786032
Kek
That's a waste, most of the time.
Against Skelllige, bears will deny the foglets.
Againt the others, tremors and Lacerate will wipe them.

Is good when it works, but it rarely works...
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>>160787705
Well they're only an accessory to the fog, I rarely meet bear-skellige so that's not an issue, and for all the others I can just bring them back out seeing as I can apply fog 5 times.
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Is there a "Trump Teachings"-like video for the new Gwent? I have played some gwent in the Witcher 3, but this new gwent is kicking my ass hard and I can't seem to grasp the basics..
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>>160789929
>grasp the basics
Is not about the basics, man, is about the cards.

You are supposed to get your ass kicked until you put your hands in a bunch of Legendary cards.
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>>160790837
>a bunch
He only needs one or two to get going.
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>>160790837
while the same could be said about hearthstone (and any other card game for that matter) I remember that those videos were really helpful for me when I started Hearthstone. understanding what cards were good and bad, when to pass, etc.

every little bit counts I guess
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>page triss i love you
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Wearing Geralt's medallion :3
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gwent is shit
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>>160803827
>mfw I realized you could see her nips almost all the time
>>160807961
delet
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>>160808056
>mfw I realized you could see her nips almost all the time
cdpr are perverts
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>>160778512
>>160778426
Oh please, she spent enough time with an infatuated old elf to have overcome her squeamishness ... what's some dwarves compared to 'being destined to get with the child of a centuries old mass-murdering troll'...

And yet Avallac'h is still a likeable character somehow.
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Ciri! :3
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i think Gwent is kind of pay to win (or grind to win) to be honest.

cards have a mathematical value that is higher with rarer cards...
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>>160780251
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>>160818862
Decks like Skellige and Northern Realms can be built around cheesy strats using low cost cards like Reaver Hunter, Kaedweni Sergeant, Promotion, Dimun Pirates, Clan Tuirseach Axeman, and Savage Bear/Young Berserker.
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Been on a losing streak in gwent, and it's usually to last round shenanigans like stemmelfords or horn
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>>160753780
maybe but I don't think so. Triss has according to the books slept with other women but I think she respects Yen too much and I doubt Yen would be interested in it.
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>>160768086
>illusion cakes
exactly what one would expect from someone with as little class as triss
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How can CDPR come up with so many top-tier waifus in such a short amount of time?
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>pass on a decoy from a keg
>think I don't need it in my deck
>think it's max 200 scrap to craft anyway

Fast forward a week and now I think a decoy would be great for discard/card advantage skellige deck BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S 800 SCRAP TO CRAFT GODDAMN WHY AM I SO RETARDED
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this is now a Fieldmarshal Duda thread.
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>>160822159
Triss' magical cakes are produced with the secret ingredient of love and they taste delicious.

>>160826742
Cute, I just hope ants don't crawl up some funny places.
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>>160827102
ants are the least she has to worry about.
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>>160827231
Luckily she has a famous monster slayer to protect her :3
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>>160822159
>exactly what one would expect from someone with as little class as triss
d-don't bully poor low class Triss! not everybody can afford prime ingredients.
>>160827102
I've always been wondering about all these conjured up and illusion food they create..
Stregobor says Gerald could even fuck that little Iduna in the tower's garden.
Then they eat such luxury dishes on the banquets too.. does it satiate hunger? is it nurturing?
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>>160827436
>is it nurturing?
Yes, in the case of Triss' cakes it's like directly eating her love, it's nurturing for the body and the soul :3
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>>160828794
me too

i dont think theres a single girl in the witcher i wouldnt cum inside
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>>160824728
Because they stole them.
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>>160828859
I'd even bust my nut inside a noonwraith
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>>160829410
i'd have that qt goatwoman from skellige.
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> 6 games this morning
> 2 Were Scoiatel ending with Ele'yas + Isemgrim
> 2 were Foltest buffing, coping and promoting
> 2 were Henselt buffing Roach and the promoting

I know I'm salty, but this is really tiresome.
I used to play for hours, have fun, and get like 3-4 kegs a day.
Now I have to force myself to play and get one level a day. Is increeeedibly boring.
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>>160830970
I just switch faction when I'm bored. Right now I'm playing Ele'yas + Isengrim and it's fun.
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>>160831339
Yeah, I used to do that too, but can't now, cause the game punishes you for experimenting.

I had good NR and Skellige cards, but after the patch they are mediocre.
I'm missing Roach and Decoy, for example, and the MMR puts me against guys that have full decks with those cards (Seriously, everyone is using decoy right now).
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>>160830970
just stop playing weather eredin u retard
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>>160831461
I've had success with testing sub-strategies with basic decks that have one or no golds. The MMR seems to match me with much lower ranked people than when I play my best decks.
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tremors or manticore venom? (for highest winrate)

everyone knows Lacerate is best damage card though
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>>160831598
I don't play monsters, man.
>>160831619
I had the same feeling, but devs said that decks don't matter to the MMR, and shortly after a few games I start facing the same opponents again.
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>>160831339
How do you feel about aelirren and ele'yas +isengrim, I kind of want to add all 3 but not sure if its just too much, and I rarely get over 2 cards advantage so it might leave the combo partly exposed
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>>160831982
I haven't really felt the need for Aelirenn, because if the opponent isn't beating me badly they rarely have that many cards out, and it's easier to just thunderbolt the neophytes anyway. I had her used against me as another deck once though, and it was devastating, so it can work. She might be more suited to a more removal focused deck that maybe doesn't have Ele'yas.
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>1st round
>play eredin
>buff him with 5 potions then horn (84 strength)

>second round starts
>eredin card stays on the board cuz monsters

most simple win of all time
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>>160832532
> Play a bronze Epidemic card
> Rival is left with 5 cards in hand and no force in game

most simple win of all time
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>>160832897
do people really take epidemic? there are so many little 1 or 2 strength units whose purpose is to cast an ability. because of the existence of all those units it means people who build decks with epidemic want a lower winrate %.
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>>160832532
His fault for not removing.

>>160833157
So few people take epidemic that it'll surprise people when it's used. I've faced a few effective uses of it, it's pretty good when used right even if it's situational.
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>>160778379
pls respond with proper answers
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>>160833157
Depending of when is played, it can be as good as scorch.
You can play a gold card and then everything that comes after that is considered ''the weakest card'' so you have that.
It is used in damaging/control/removal specific decks, but yeah, I wouldn't recommend using it in regular decks.
>>160778379
> Something More.txt
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>>160833542
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11605759/1/The-Witcher-My-Heart-Will-Always-Recognize-You
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>>160830970
meta is fucked up at the moment.
it's some kind of cheese spam for any faction.
NR for example.
I've lost lots of NR mirror matches just because I refuse to go full-retard with buff-promote shit.
And I don't want to resort to Rad Mad Removal or fucking broken Margaritaville.
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>>160835283
these pics make me sad because i feel bad for yen
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>>160834901
Yeah, I know how to get cheese victories, like the pic related I just had, but is not fun.
Is not fun playing it, cause it feels like farming, and is not playing against, cause you already see it coming from miiiiiles away and if you are trying an experimental deck you have no possible way to counter it.

Margaritaville is fun thou.
I think that at the of the day, Monsters are the one less prone to that kind of shit. They have weather, sure, but only God knows how viable they'll be after the next patch.

And in the mean time nobody is talking about nerfing Scoiatel or creating units to counter them...
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>>160836545
Decided to try that tactic again.
6 wins in a row. Broken af.

Opened a keg with the ore.

Skjall or Milva?
I think Milva is better, but I don't play Scoiatel and there are better golden cards there, so I'm going to choose Skjall.
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>>160834705
did you write this
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>>160836545
Pls don't touch my Scoiatel, I'll be left with only Skellige, and I'm lacking some cards for them.
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>>160836351
Don't worry, she still has Ciri
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>>160836545
>Yeah, I know how to get cheese victories, like the pic related I just had, but is not fun.

You should really savor these moments, because they will not last. There is no matchmaking meaning that anyone of us will easily get 80%+ winrate, but when the game releases the matchmaking will pit you against tougher opponents when you win and lesser opponents when you lose meaning you'll win around only 50% of the time (anyone who knows the matchmaking in dota or rocket league knows this 50% feel - that's what matchmaking does).

Grind those wins and pray they don't reset everyone's progress. Because it's easier to win right now but it'll feel like even MORE of a grind when there's proper matchmaking.

Also you'll be up against pay-to-winners when you do well, lel.
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>>160837573
>Pls don't touch my Scoiatel

They are going to take a nerf. Don't know when or how, but it needs one.
Crazy cards + crazy card advantage? Oooooh boy.

Nobody complains about them cause mainly ''pro'', veteran players play with them and against them, and that part of the playerbase is not prone to complain and whine in forum and whatever.
But eventually, they'll need to be balanced.

The other option is to give the other factions more card resistant to the Scoiatel tricks. Like cards that can't get damaged by special cards, only by units.
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>>160838679
I know, man, I know...

Still, I think in a ''healthy'' game, a winrate of ~50% is ''good''. Something between 40-60% is what most players should get.
Of course, if you are good, you'll get a much higher one. But if you are a bad player having defeat after defeat, that will make leave the game. So the game should make you face people as bad as you. On the other hand, if you are good, face people as good as you.

Things are like this now, more or less. Problem is, most of the top players are just spamming cheese decks. Is not a matter of skill, is that the meta is fucked so some things have no counter or give you very little room to handle them, like ST's card advantage.

> Also you'll be up against pay-to-winners when you do well, lel.
That's how things are now. That or people that milled the other 3 decks and only focus in one deck with one reliable tactic.
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So, what should I craft, Roach or Decoy?

I think Decoy is the right answer...
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Ho ho ho-holy shit that was close.

If he had not played Dijkstra he could have won.
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page Yen
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>heavily nerf Northern Realms
>it's still overpowered
How exactly is Olgierd + Roach + Henselt not OP?
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>>160845973
It is OP, but you can stop the buff 70% of the time.
Still, the other 30 % of the time you'll get obliterated.

But overall, NR is not OP. Fuck, I'd say they are the 3.rd faction, only Monster is weaker than them.
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/hype/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArGYhHRMmdk
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Got an invite for Gwent today, is there a getting started guide for noobs here somewhere? I only saw a guide to get the cards in TW:3.
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>>160849338
what's here to watch?
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Shanifu :3
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too ez
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>Friendly redhead who acts sweet and nice and gets along with everyone and whose lifestyle involves scheming and politics
>Cold-hearted bitch with black hair, unique eye color and powerful magical abilities who desires to have a child and only cares about herself but will soften up to you if you kiss her ass all the time
BioWare should sue CDPR for ripping off Leliana and Morrigan so lazily.
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lol
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>>160850813
triss is nice on the outside but is actually highly treacherous

yen is mean and takes the piss but shes the loyal one that really cares about you

you fucking gay

read the books
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>>160851876
Trissfu proved her loyalty and her character flaws only enhance her appeal.
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hehe
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>>160850228
> He is going to get a Scorch / Igni to the face

My sides
>>160849404
Get ready to lose a dozen times before the game understands that you are a newbie and have to play other newbies.
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Fringilla is one of the characters that got the worst treatment, her cameo in the main game ended up being very lackluster and Toussaint was a perfect chance to give her a bigger role, but CDPR ignored her completely. She would have been a better and more interesting fling than Syanna, but instead she ended up on the waifu graveyard. Shame.
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>>160853226
they didnt make her face very attractive either

not ugly but kind of meh especially compared to all the other 10/10 waifus
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>>160853476
She has an interesting look imo, not classically beautiful but still, I find her more attractive than Shani or Syanna and her history with Geralt could have made her an interesting side romance.
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Do you think Yen likes pegging?
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>>160853140
first the player needs to have scorch in deck
second he needs to draw it
third he needs to wait for me to buff all the way before using it. they often blow it too early and then i buff something else.
igni is too expensive and epidemic is too shit (no one takes it).

just because a counter exists doesn't mean that counter is effective.

monster's built in unit-stay means that buffed up unit is staying on the board for all 3 rounds.
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https://streamable.com/8vco
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>>160853879
>implying she doesn't just magic herself a real dick
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>>160854486

how?
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>>160854492
sure, but its the same question

wether strapon or magic dick do you think she likes to fuck men in the arse with it?
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>>160854337
your mmr is too low, I guess.
Everyone's got d.bomb + scorch\ igni\ borkh if not everything at the same time.
Or just enough simple removal to make you start spending your potions on opponent's troops
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>>160854712
I thought there was no matchmaking?
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>>160854564
Maybe. If she does, it's probably only on special occasions. I imagine she'd be gentle but firmly in control.
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>>160854807
They "adjusted it" just before the patch.
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>>160854937
if the matchmaking is based on player level that would help explain things

i have no idea how it works
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>>160855086
I think it's a win rate based "elo" style system. People are certainly placed in "brackets" where you will see the same players again sometimes but it's beta so veterans will still get newcomers since the player pool is so small
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>>160849717
Well, the new version of STLM looks great.
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>>160853476
>they didnt make her face very attractive either
Agree. God, what a creature...
>>160853665
>I find her more attractive than Shani or Syanna
Shit taste
>>160854337
>first the player needs to have scorch in deck
>second he needs to draw it
>third he needs to wait for me to buff all the way before using it. they often blow it too early and then i buff something else.
>igni is too expensive
You must be pretty new I guess.
I don't say it as something offensive, just as an observation.
Every deck I play has Igni.
Every Skellige deck carries a D. Bomb.

Seriously, I do not think that's a viable strategy in the higher levels.
If it works for you, that's wonderful and keep doing it, man. But for most, that's just suicide.
>>160855086
>player level
I can assure you is not.
I'm level 72 and I play against guys that are ~150
>>160855185
>People are certainly placed in "brackets" where you will see the same players again
Yeah, I play against the same 20 guys most of the time.
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>>160855185
I regularly matchup against the same people: streamers, online community representatives and such.
Also, it's a bit cute, that a lot of "veteran" players use the same nickname on official forums. It actually feels like a mmo community. In a good way.
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>playing blood and wine
>on the last stage of the tournament
>have to fight five knights with my squad
>they get destroyed in no time
>manage to fight the whole team
>says that my team lost and everyone is booing me
?
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>>160856006
>I regularly matchup against the same people: streamers, online community representatives and such.
Yeah, me too.

Specially slav streamers. Damn, they are legion...
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>>160856978
Don't know much about those. But I've met gosunoob.
And he was running fucking weather meme
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Which Blood and Wine ending would you say is the better one, morally speaking?
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>>160859930
I like the one where sisters reconcile the best. It's not that I care about Syanna, but it's up to Annarietta to decide what she wants to do with her and if she wants to forgive her, I don't really care. My Geralt did his job, presented all the facts and killed Dettlaff, now it's up to them.

Dettlaff crossed the line when he unleashed the attack on the city and later on Geralt and Regis, if he wasn't such an autist I might have spared him, but this way he is just too unstable.

Whether it's the morally the best ending or not, I don't know nor care, that's subjective.
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>>160853140
Yeah i lost a bunch, i don't know about this game, they just give bunch of random cards with little to no sinergy and you have to play against fine tuned competitive decks. At least in magic origins they let you play against ai and (slowly) farm money that way
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>>160827436
>is it nurturing?
no it merely tastes good
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Anyone is still using Weather on high levels?
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>>160861359
I would eat her cakes every day and have her raise my peasant children :3
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>>160861519
Yes.
>>160859613
I find some SlavStreamer (literally?), LeaveNeed, Devizz, bre3zerr (Something like that), McBeard, etc, etc.
>>160861208
It tends to get better over time.
And if you hear / see that they are sending big waves of new keys, play. Seriously, is the best part. You learn, you start understanding how every deck works and what cards are better, you see people creating their decks not based on the meta but on what cars they get in kegs, you do the same...
Is the best time, really. There is some kind of ''sweet spot'' between the ~15 level and ~55 that is just wonderful.

After that, you'll just face the same top guys over and over again. And you better have a consistent deck, cause you are gonna get destroyed otherwise.

Overall, It can be fun, but competitive modes for pro players and a fcking good MMR needs to be implemented ASAP.
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So, folks, how does one play Kambi?
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when i am laying in bed at night waiting to fall asleep i like to fantasize that i am a mighty wizard in the witcher and i live in a tower and then keira pops over for a visit and asks if i would like to attend a ball with her and its very romantic and we hold hands
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>>160861519
>>160862952
And is it still a good deck? I'm trying to face NR but they have far too much card advantage
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i love keira

it is my opinion that she is the best girl

but i respect all my fellow waifufags and their own choice of best girl
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>>160863146
Only saw it once.
Terrible.

I don't even think it has synergy with Skellige. Maybe with Lugos. You know, you destroy everything then you play him and it adds a lot of points cause your graveyard is full, but you need at least 2-3 turns for that, and a lot can happen in that time.
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>>160863425
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>>160863335
>And is it still a good deck?

You mean ''Weather monster''? I think not so much. A lot of deck include weather, pretty much all control ones, but weather monster...

Is not so good at higher levels. As you say, is very, very hard to have card advantage. You'll need Avallac'h, Toad and Decoy and in those cases you are still giving one card and 6 golden point to your opponent, Giant Toad is ok, but is not rain resistant so ''Meh'' in weather decks, and Decoy... What would you Decoy in a Monster Deck?
Eredin?
Ice Giant?
Nithral?
Maybe the Giant Toad again? Actually that sounds ok, it could work...
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>>160861519
>>160863815
Yes, I was talking about weather monsters. That's my actual deck, and I really feel I need Avallac'h, but I don't know what to take out.

Giant Toad is an option I'm going to try soon, but it doesn't give me card advantage, though. And I feel the same about Decoy.

I'm trying to face the lack of card digging with redundancy and it's working ok now, but if my opponent manages to be 1-2 turns ahead, I lose. And it's impossible to pass against NR
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Just got to Flotsam in TW2 and saved Dandelion, and I have a question. Is this game time-gated?

As in, I was told to talk to the bald dude at dusk to continue discussing saving my pals, and I'm now left to wander - so am I on a timer? Does the little sun icon in the top right actually indicate the passage of time, and if so do I get a game over or otherwise fail somehow if I don't go to his home on time?

Or can I just wander around and fish for sidequests and such at my leisure?
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>>160864293
>Is this game time-gated?
No
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>>160863483
>>160863146
I've never seen it, but I'm pretty sure it's meant to be played with Hjalmar.
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>>160864293
You can do whatever you want, the day and night cycle exists, but you are not on a timer, although once you progress the main story past a certain point you can't come back to the earlier areas, but take your time, no need to rush anything.
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>>160864293
Yes, a lot of things are tied to some time of the day. It's not like you have to do it the next dusk. Any dusk will do.
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>>160864663
>>160864614
>>160864695
Cheers! Was worried I'd stumbled into a Majora's Mask setup by mistake.
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>>160864158
I've faced that kind of decks and they are competent, congratulations.

But don't know what to tell you, I have no idea about to improve it, it might be good just as it is.

Pray that the next nerf doesn't hit weather too hard and enjoy while you can. Hit them hard with that weather!
And the griffins. Skellige suckers deserve their Queensguard and skirmishers robbed.
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>>160865485
It's pretty good, but if a NR has Stennis, Bloody Baron and Shani, I'm screwed. Griffins can manage Skellige pretty well, though, I'm still testing them but they look promising
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>>160864615
Tested it out in a Bran deck - no fucking way.
Yet to try it in An Craite.

Also, angry at myself now for having picked the gravedigger instead of Hjalmar from the keg after which I spent 800 scraps on Kambi. It's a fucking specific-conditions card but could be interesting if tinkered with a bit.
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>mfw he thought I needed my hawkers to win
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Wew, it made me feel bad for killing the doctor back in the Witcher 1.
But didn't his voice changed from TW1 in the TW3?
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>>160864615
Nah, he is fine on his own.
At worst, you play Hjalmar with a control Skellige with Harald as leader.

Hjalmar + Kambi requires two golden slots for a maximum of... 2 points.
Seriously, if you play Kambi you give your opponent 3 + 15, while Hjalmar only gets to 20 once the giant is killed.

Even worse, if you play against NR you are giving them 5 + 17 points. You lose 2 points by doing that ''combo''.
And you can't even use D. Bomb to get rid of the passive cause it affects Hjalmar too!

The good news are that the card is so bad you could expect a buff at some point.
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Playing Witcher 3 for the first time now, no prior experience with the franchise
Question, everyone in the game keeps telling me that the niflgaardians are basically Nazis and the game tries to make sure that you hate them but so far they haven't really done anything to me? They're just another faction in the war, why should I hate them more than any of the others?
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holy shit Frost eats skellige for breakfast, they have literally no counter to you sitting on that frost card until the last possible moment
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>>160867587
>the doctor back in the Witcher 1.
who?
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>tfw you want to play other decks but monster weather is your only good one
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Picked this up on sale other day. Couple questions, if anyone can help?

1. OP >>160748765 says patch 1.30. But my game says 1.31. Is there a changelog for that? Or is it just hotfixes?

2. Is there like a map or some shit that shows area's by level? Was doing a quest my level, half done, next part went on a road to objective and got jumped by lvl ??s. Guess I'm not supposed to do that mission yet. How do I know where I can go and where I can't?

3. Are there missions to each of those ? on the map, or should I just go explore them at will. If I do that, will anything fuck up like TES games? IE, cleared out a cave, latter get mission to clear cave, but can't because it's already clear or shit?

4. Any general "Need to know" things? Never played witcher games before.


>>160863692
I killed her at the tower. Surprisingly easy, thought sorceresses were supposed to be tough.
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>>160872042
They do

> Card advantage
> Use Dimeritium bomb as the last card
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How constantly do they do their beta key waves?
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What are the single-player campaigns in gwent stand-alone actually supposed to contribute lore-wise?

I am trying to wrap my mind around how a medium like a 'card game' can tell a proper lore-deep story and I come up empty-handed. Info, anyone?
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>>160872871
2. You can go everywhere at all time.
Some enemies are just tougher than others. You can still kill them, but it would be too difficult.
So fuck, go wherever, whenever. You can go to the Skellige islands as soon as you start playing.

3. Nah. There might some times when you kill a monster, then someone in a village asks you to go kill it and complete some side quest/ contract. In that instances, you can simply tell them that you've already done that and they'll pay you right away.

4. Not really. You can learn by just reading the wiki or watching some short shit in youtube.
Is not going to tell you everything, but it will give you a general idea about the lore and stuff.
>>160872871
>I killed her at the tower. Surprisingly easy, thought sorceresses were supposed to be tough.
Soulless bastard...

That's just a gameplay thing. I bet 70% of the sorceresses could kill Geralt with a movement of her hands.
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Post sum Ciri!
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if i pick him do i get 2 geralt?
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>>160875275
:3
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Ciri!
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>>160875372
>>160875396
thanks
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>>160875278
You cant play them both so theres no reason to get it other than completion or milling it
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This is amazing! Triss-spamming is near minimal! What has happened!? Do people actually have lives ???
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>>160869889
Most of the people Geralt interacts with in the game are essentially on the other side of the war against the Nilfs. Whether or not they're objectively bad is a matter of opinion.
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Is alzur thundering the lord of undvik the best way to use hjalmar?
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Just got to the drinking scene with Lambert and Eskel
I've never laughed this hard at a game before
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>>160881746
Yeah it was pretty good
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>>160748765
the fuck is wrong with that bitches forehead lmao
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>>160880780
Yennefer.
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Where can I find Celandine?
Have to brew a swallow potion for some dying girl.
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Just finished TW3.

Ciri became a witcher. Didn't end up with Triss or Yen. Radovid won. Ehmyr died. Cerys ruled Skellige.

How did I do? What can I expect from Heart of Stone/Blood and Wine? How long are they compared to Wild Hunt?
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>>160890338
Expansions are great, HoS is around 10-15 hours and you can get 30+ hours from B&W, it has a lot of side content. Since you ended up with neither waifu you can expect to see Ciri in B&W.
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Ciri! :3
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>>160850138
>>160853226
>using princess Triss filter on characters who aren't Triss
Tisk tisk
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>>160863425
>I-it's not like I wanted to help you defend Kaer Morhen and save your friend in the process, b-baka
She's so anime
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>win round 1
>we get each other to 0 in round 2
>he passes
>gg
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>>160872871
>I killed her at the tower
Why?

Are you a fucking psycho? She's a real qt and you had a wonderful time with her, she made you dinner and you even had sex. Then you fucking murder her.
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How did the Professor survive his first encounter with Geralt from the book?
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>>160779186
Some of them died though iirc?
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I hope we get a card for Renfri and her 7 mercencaries
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>>160880780
Kind of.

Other option is Tremor / Frost + Harald.
Harald damages every already damaged unit for 4 points.
Is pretty good, the problem is that he is a leader, and people can always see him and know what is coming.
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>>160890338
>Radovid won
Noice

Another guy that kicked Dijkstra's leg.
>>160905335
???
There is a guy named Professor, but is not THE Professor.
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So, kid, wanna become a witcher even though we don't know how to make real witchers and the life sucks?
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>>160909469
do i get to fuck sorceresses?
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>Dont play Gwent for 10 days
>They change everything

So i heard Trebuchets and Phillipa suck dick now after the nerf is this true?
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>>160909532
Maybe! But probably not
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Woah duuuude, Is like Xmas morning! This is right what I wanted!

>>160909532
You get to be the sorceress
>>160910532
Yep. I haven't seen Trebuchets since one or two days after the patch.
No point in using them. They take 4 turns to make 2 damage to a random unit. Big ballistas do 2 damage in the first turn to the card you want and they have the same strength.

Philippa... is bad, like ''Kambi'' bad, but some people still use her.
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>>160910801

Fucking nice.
Now i have finally a chance with my mill deck from Skellige because my Gold card ( madman Lugos or the other btch ) dont get reduced by them.
Same goes for weather cards who can suck my dick now
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>>160910801
And now this as my second reward!
Oh boy, what a ride!
>>160911035
>Now i have finally a chance with my mill deck from Skellige because my Gold card ( madman Lugos or the other btch ) dont get reduced by them.
Dimeritium bomb now affects Madman Lugos, fyi
Cerys is cool, go with her, she is the best now.
>Same goes for weather cards who can suck my dick now
They had no change. Can't carry silver cards but is not that important
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>>160909469
wasn't Leo a surprise child too?
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>>160872698
The professor. Don't know his name in English.
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>>160912451
it's not the same guy, moreau is not the professor from witcher 1
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>>160903020
>not killing traitorous scum the first chance you get

thread is full of cucks
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>>160912597
Sure about that?
Same face, same glasses, and Geralt says that he didn't want the mutations of Witchers in the end, just to reverse his son's mutations.
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>The Trebuchet decks are away
>Now it monsters with 4+ weather cards

...
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>>160859930
>>160860972

I prefer the ending where you draw Detlaff out and kill him. The sperglord crossed the line when he attacked the city, so at that point I found the idea of bringing him Syanna and trying to negotiate with him ridiculous.

I warned Damien and Henrietta about Syanna's plans, so it's wasn't Geralt's problem that they weren't more careful with the sociopathic bitch.
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Shani is literally the only waifu in this game that isn't annoying.
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>>160912451
>>160912923
yes he's called The Professor in every language.
and he was only a hired thug from the books.
got revived for the 1st game after Geralt cut him up in a roadside inn.
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>>160912923
yes, the face is not the same, those glasses can be seen on various people and geralt talks about moreau wanting to cure his son based on the info from the crystals you find on the location, no relation to witcher 1 whatsoever
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you guys are pretty great :3
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>>160902850
Even sidefu's deserve some love :3
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>>160913027
I'm crashing Weather Monster decks with my new No-weather - Witcher - Monster deck.

Bretty fun. People usually think you are a noob.
>>160913264
They are not the same guy.

At leasdt, the one from the games and the one from the books are not the same. At all. Period. Cut that shit.
The one from Witcher 1 could be the one from B&W, I guess. I doubt it, but if it makes you happy, go with it.

The one from the books was some rando that got the nickname ''Professor'' cause he was a smartass.
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>>160771247
tell me how this bitch cut through a steel plate like butter with a sword. dumb ass artist 3/10 for effort
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>>160913576
No u :3
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>>160914964

this tbqh femme. I hate seeing Geralt cut through guys wearing wearing plate armour like it was butter. Would've been nice if they added some witchery maces and warhammers.
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>>160916548
more keira desu
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>>160916548
Damn she looks old.

I thought they were supposed to look like they were in their 20s.
But they all look old, tired and used...
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>>160916645
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>>160918230
more keira desu but with a less ugly outfit
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>>160918748
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>>160919510
You can almost see the dick
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>>160920049
shut the fuck up

shes a nice girl and you shouldnt be mean
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>>160920049
She doesn't have a dick! ;_;
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>>160904493
I wanted her stay but she refused by fighting me. Choices in this game can be hard though.
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>>160920174
>>160920243
keira has a monster tranny dick deal with it
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>>160892113
Where are these photos from?
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>>160920797
I'm taking them using a few mods.
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Should I read the official translations of the books or the fan translations?
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>>160921645
Depends, do you like spelling mistakes and weird grammar?
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>>160920174
Who? Me?
I'm not mean, I know Kian, I mean, Keira, since higschool, ok?
We are good friends. She even asked me to go with her to Rhys-Rhun.
>>160920243
I'm sorry. Is the word ''girltinker''?
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>>160922475
>I'm sorry. Is the word ''girltinker''?
Yes, thank you for your consideration!
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>>160822102
according to the books every single sorceress worth a damn has had at least a fling(if not a phase) with members of the same sex.
>>160828794
who the fuck is this?
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>>160921645
im a professional translator and a fan of the series, i basically know the whole thing by heart.
If only i could find someone willing to pay me to translate the saga...
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>>160923917
not yen

yens a good girl

big dicks only not disgusting vaginas
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>>160924289
Yen fucked young Triss, that's how they met. Have you ever wondered why Yen likes Triss and how does she know her when she is much older than her? It's from the time before either met Geralt, when Triss was a young Aretuza student and Yen was going through her lesbian phase.
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>>160924289
I want to believe it as well Anon
i love her, but she's far from being a good girl
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>>160925139
i require proofs
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>>160925273
Don't bring facts and proofs into this, I want to believe it happened, Yen and Triss OTP.
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>>160921159
Which ones? Doppler?
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>>160916548
What is with this fucking horrible filter?
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>>160926070
I'm using Geralt Doppler mod for the clothing and appearance and debug console extensions to load different poses and animations. Here are the needed links:

http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/1031/?
http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/601/?
http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/1926/?

>>160926796
I just like it
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>>160927142
so technically all these pics are just geralt trapping it up?
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>>160927209
He just feels more comfortable like that, ok?
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>>160927209
Yeah, but it's mostly Ciri's animations, male animations make the shoulders wide and it looks ridiculous, I'm still trying to test out all the different animations, there are a ton of them and I just started messing with these mods. It's nice how you can make pretty much any clothes/hair/face combo. You can even combine different clothing pieces and make custom outfits. I'm basically playing dress up with my waifu dolls :3
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>>160927142
What the hell is this?
Looks like a disgusting Skyrim mod.
>>160927209
Hnnnnnnng
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>>160928137
>What the hell is this?
>Looks like a disgusting Skyrim mod.
I can't remember the exact name, but it's a mod that changes Yen's facial features so they resemble a porn slut I guess.
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This deck is really stupid but it keeps working, and it really shouldn't. But I keep baiting out scorch or an early frost and once I've got a big adrenaline witcher on the board, gg. Someone has to pull igni out of their ass and put lambert in his place, right?
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>>160937218
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guys quick question that i cant seem to find the answer on google
the keira quests at the end what should i do do they affect on anything to the finale? i mean if i let her get away with the plague or whatever she has
whats the best choice please i dont want to kill her again ;_;
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>>160938176
you can tell her to go to khaer morhen, kill her, or let her go to radovid with the thing she has

doesnt really affect the main story

but shes (imo) best girl so i always tell her to go to khaer morhen
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>>160937401
I have something a bit similar going, except for no witchers or dwarfs other than Yarpen, more hawkers, plus Ele'yas and Isengrim to finish with. It's ridiculous how many people let me buff and AR the hawkers so that I don't even get to spam neophytes.
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>>160938364
ill do that thanks anon
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>>160938176
Tell her that going to Radovid is crazy. Tell her to go to Kaer Morhen.
> do they affect on anything to the finale?
A bit
> i mean if i let her get away with the plague or whatever she has whats the best choice please i dont want to kill her again ;_;

There is no best choice, it depends of your perspective. Does the slut deserve any punishment?

I think it doesn't matter if you give her the papers or not. Well, not much, at least.
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:3
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please post keira

i love her
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>>160943506
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>>160943916
delete this
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>>160943916
> dat gag reflex
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>>160943916
Did she overdo the tanning?
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Can anyone enlighten me about this guy? Someone on /v/ said there was some drama and he wrecked the Witcher universe because of it.
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>>160946776
He rakes in the games money but basically considers them fanfiction
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>>160946927
He seemed quite arrogant in a youtube video I saw but said he liked the devs.
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>>160946776
jew
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>>160947950
>>>/pol/
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Is he drunk or are all polish people talking like that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fmCiasdEDY
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>>160946776
He basically said that everyone who played witcher 3 is unintelligent.
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>>160948112
Oh man that reminds me so much of how men in his age group say about video games here in Germany.

I had teachers that were EXACTLY like him. Looking the same even.
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>>160948027
>still hating on /pol/
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>>160948027
>not embracing the red pill
>not seeing how you are manipulated by the media and the government of the country you are forced to swear loyalty to
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>you'll never be able to spy on your vampire BF in your favorite cemetery
Why live?
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>>160948624
>>160948734
You should really get there the 100000000 GET is upon them
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>>160948814
Yeah, hope it won't be a leaf wanting an AI gf again
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>>160948734
>forgetting the red pill is a metaphor for trans people coming out and embracing their true selves
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>>160951702
Not going to lie, I'd fuck 3/4 of those characters.
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>>160952693
why dont you color the ones you'd fuck and we can compare anon
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>>160916453
rly i always figured the understanding was that geralt was skilled enough to hit the right gaps in peoples' armor quickly and efficiently, but to illustrate literally slicing through plate in art, that's fucking retarded
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>>160886743
hhhhhnnnnnnnggggggggggggg
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>>160952852
I decided to simply scratch the no-no.
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>>160954073
uma? you degenerate fuck
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>>160954191
He is still Avallac'h...

I forgot to scratch mini Ciri.
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>>160954540
some are questionable but
patrician choices on the hearts
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>>160954540
>He is still Avallac'h...
Yeah, but still....
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>>160946776
He basically gave rights to witcher for cheap cheap. He never consider witcher games gonna be such a hit especially3. He could be millionaire by now but instead is salty cunt. Btw game writer doing better job than he is desu.
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Just started playing gwent, is there really no way to get kegs besides winning? These starter cards are awful.
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>>160954219
What is even going on here?
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Got my first legendary, picked ele'yas because i play squirrels even though he seems the worst of the lot.
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How would you nerf monsters/weather?
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>>160961934
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>>160957647
they're cooperating and repeatedly recycling cards with certain abilities
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>>160960975
Now you just need to save up for Isengrim and watch the enemies forfeit when you drop those two in the last round.
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>>160962037
i am good, i play nothing but monsters weather and i only lose 5% of the time
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>>160962293
Yeah, once i can get isengrim it'll be good but at the moment he's useless.
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>page triss never stops to amaze me
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how many nilfgardian cocks do you think Yen had to suck before she became the main nilf sorceress
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I finally picked up Witcher 3 during this PSN black friday sale. I'm coming into this series completely blind. Should I just jump into Wild Hunt or recap the previous two games first? Also, are the books any good? I'm a sucker for fantasy stories and if they're good I wouldn't mind reading them even if they're unrelated to the games.
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>>160971606
For the best experience I would recommend reading the books and playing the previous games, but you can jump right into TW3, many people did and the game is designed to be standalone, you'll be able to follow the story no problem but you will have far better understanding of the characters if you know what has happened in the books and previous games.

I guess you can watch the recaps on Youtube, but I would recommend giving TW1 and TW2 a chance, first one can be a bit hard to get into while the second still holds up really well.
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Do you think they'll introduce side decks?
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>page ten_______
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>>160946927
It seems that he fucked up and is not getting royalties from the game series, typical old polack, wrote an awesome world though.

>>160948112
>>160948231
Do you really disagree with him though?
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>>160971305
She didn't have to while in the imperial dungeon, but with Letho and bros? For sure.
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>>160980357
Are russian cosplayers just a bunch of severely autistic attention whores?
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>>160980357
lesbomancy be occurring here
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>>160972182
Philipa is so cute
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>>160972182
can you get some pics of phil doing cute kawaii desu poses and being a bit ooc? i always feel like shes a psycopathic bitch on the outside but in reality is just waiting for a nice a man to give her a big hug and shes a sweetheart on the inside
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>>160985972
>philipa
>man

She might take owl cock, maybe
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>>160985972
Sure

>>160986252
>She might take owl cock, maybe
Phil fucking in her owl form would be funny
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>>160988352
Why would I play a game that only lasts 5 minutes? That's silly.
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>>160960975
ST are actually broken as fuck. They can build MASSIVE card advantage using factiion-exclusive cards.
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Nenneke right? Dont play meme weather so dont think skellige storms that useful, unless i made a skellige weather deck with harvald or somethin.
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>>160988216
>fat ugly nigga playing blind ass phillie
projecting yourself onto your screenshots a bit?
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>>160954219
how do you even do that
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>>160991952
Yep, but not many people is complaining.

I imagine that they will receive a ''nerf'' in the form of exclusive cards for the other factions, like ''Witch hunter'', 5 points, Bronze, immune to special cards.

Bam!, immune to removal, you need to have the archers or Iorveth in hand to win..

>>160992709
Yeah, Nenneke is basic for the NR
>>160993716
Interaction between Kaedweni Sargent, Decoy and Aglais.
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>>160993678
>fat ugly nigga
I'm neither of those things
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Would I enjoy Witcher 3 if I enjoyed the Souls games and Dragon's Dogma?
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>>160994474
Yes
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> play 50 games
> like 5 monsters

what happened guys, are memes gone ?

i mained meme monsters until I got enough scraps to start a real deck like NR
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>>160994474
Probably.
I loved D. Dogma, loved Bloodborne, hated the DS serie and love The Witcher serie.

They are completely different, keep that in mind.
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>You'll never be a witcher,
>A monster slayer and a monster layer in the apparently vampire rich lands of toussant
>You'll never take on a contract to deal with an Alp inhabiting some nearby ruins
>You'll never weather her ambush and begin to push her back in a battle of silver and claw
>You'll never land a masterful counter, and take opportunity of her unbalanced state to tackle her to the ground, pin her and fuck her senseless.
>You'll never have a cute feral vampire fuckbuddy
Why even live?
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>>160994694
>>160994673
Is it worth getting the DLC too?
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>>160994910
One is top notch, Hearts of stone. To me is in the same level as some DS and New Vegas DLC's.

The other, Blood and Wine is... Well, is more of the same.
Big ass region with big ass content. If you liked the main game, you'll like this DLC. Is simply more. More gear, more Gwent cards, more sidequests, more places to explore, more enemies, more mechanics, more gimmics (the option to dye your gear), more shit for your horse, etc, etc.

And all for a pretty good price. I'd say yes, they are worth it.

>>160994691
Depends of your ''league''.
On the bottom league, people spam monster weather deck, on the mid league, people spam NR buffing and promoting, in the high league, people spam Scoiatel.
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>>160995508
What league am I in if I face them all, except that the Monsters are often consume/griffin decks?
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>>160995956
I was just generalizing.
I'm starting to think it really depends of your deck. Of how many golden - silver cards you have.
When I use some good deck I face good opponents, but when I experiment with one that barely has any silver, I play against newer players.
I mean, c'mon, today I saw the ''Buff the Hakwer support'' tactic. Amazing! It's been weeks since I last saw it!
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>>160996305
>''Buff the Hakwer support'' tactic
That could have been me if I'd been playing, but it's mostly a decoy play. As for what deck you're using, someone said it doesn't matter even if I've felt the same. I'm pretty satisfied with the mix of factions I face with this 6 silver 4 gold deck though.
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So how does Witcher 3 play on PC? Good performance?

Is 40% off for GotY the best deal and worth it? It has a 98% approval rating, now usually I don't base it off Steam reviews but that combined with word of mouth and critic scores makes me want to finally delve in.
Been watching for a while. Loved the first(completed 3 times) and second(completed 4) and no doubt would love the third. Now that winter is coming, I want a comfy immersive game to play when it comes.

TL;DR Performance good? 40% off a great deal? Good game?
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So where do the expansions fit in?

Is Blood and Wine definitely after the main game and Hearts of Stone before?
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>>160997264
> 40% off a great deal?
Depends of the base price.
You can get the Goty version for 40 € or maybe less.
> Good game?
Obviously.
Is the product of love, like Ciri.
>>160997323
Yeah. HoS, anytime. Better played right before the ending of the game.
B&W is set after the main game.
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>>160997264
>Good performance?
What's your pc like? Runs fine for me but i have an r9 290.
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>>160997264
I was low on money at the time so I torrented my copy. worked perfectly and had both expansions, recent patch version too. no virus memes
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>>160995508
I must be in the shit league as i constantly face monsters and almost never scoiatel.
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>>160997264
40% off for GOTY is fantastic dude, i bought the base game at 25% off and the expansion pass at full price and think it was well worth it and makes me regreat not buying the first 2 games at full price to support the company. You get the base game, the 2 excellent expansions aswell as the free DLC's and upgrades.
As for being good. Buy it. You say you love the first 2 well this is a product of love and expands on them. A brilliant end to the trilogy of our favorite witcher. It's definitely a comfy immersive game to play.

As for performance. Depends on your rig. Its pretty optimised to the point even my friends absolute toaster can play it on the lowest settings and it doesn't look that bad either!. If you could play Witcher 2 maxed out with Nvidias shit turned on and it was 60fps+ then playing Witcher 3 at high and 60fps+ should be perfectly doable. I have 8.1 64 bit,16gb RAM,GTX 980 and i7 4790k installed to a standard HDD and it runs on ultra at 60fps+
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>tfw no gwent invite

please stop posting, it's making me sad
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>>161000167
but the goddamn key u fucking retard
it costs less than 1$
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>>161000715
easiest avallach
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>>161000891
have him, shitiest gold card ever >>161000715

get borkh, you wont regret it
also hes neutral and fits in any kind of deck, almost
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>>
>want to focus my deck towards removal instead of buffing
>need 3-4 legendaries for it
CUT MY CARDS INTO PIECES
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>>160988352
who is she riding?
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>>161003490
me
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>>160983405
I do. Video games is just another fucking hobby. Some people go fishing or collect stamps or other useless shit.
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>>161000715
What >>161001106 said.

Avallach is not good enough for most Monster decks.
>>161000167

Not worthy man, not worthy.
Relax, you are not missing anything.
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>>160856162
using potions and magic is insta loss i think.
But you can use magic shovel from HoS
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>>161007831
take a pic with triss and keira about to kiss
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Damit, is the second time I get Sabrina in my 4 initial cards.

Welp, that's 50 scraps. Going to craft Restoration.
Now I'm only missing Birna and Donar for a basic Skellige.
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Starting 3 for the first time. I've never played any Witcher games but I've read the two collections of short stories when I was younger and I'm in the middle of reading Blood of Elves.

Convince me who to choose between Triss and Yen without any of that gay waifu shit Ciri a best BEST! but that isn't an option
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>>161009035
Since you haven't played the previous games it's likely triss won't do much for you.
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>>161009035
>Convince me who to choose between Triss and Yen without any of that gay waifu shit
Why don't you just play the game and make up your own mind, that's kind of the point. Both have their pros and cons and it's a subjective thing.
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>>161008076
>>
What's the deal with the single player campaigns? How can single player campaigns in a card game actually present lore and tell stories?

Isn't that what they said they'd try to do?
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>>161009983
ok do it again but a better angle so keiras hair dont look weird
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>>161000715
I'd say they're kind of confused what to do with Avallac'h. It would be proper to have him as a 1 or 3 point spy... or just attach a dimeritium bomb to him :)
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>>160948112
Yes, high-brow people like myself read fantasy genre fiction instead.
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do i get witcher 3 again off the steam sale?
Seems like its gonna be a bit of a ball ache playing through everything all over again
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>>160999339
The fuck are you all on about. I run the game on a GTX 660Ti (with super processor specs, mind you) and I can still run it on ultra + reshade + mods without much griping on my part.

I am tempted to up the graphics card a bit because I am a sucker for good gaming photography, but in general, you don't need to fret (boast) about your GTX 980+ not being able to run things... give me a break.
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>>161010374
graphics card isn't the sole and only determining factor for the performance and speed of a game
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>>161009035
Yen, because Geralt and her are relied by a Djinn they can't possibly break unless they ask another Djinn to undo the spell.
Also because Triss is a traitor.
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>>161010374
Well, yes, depends on how they balance each other out. If one or the other is over the top great then the likelihood of your being able to run things smoothly is higher. Chill. I am just unable not to laugh out loud when a dude with 16GB+ RAM, i7-whatnot, GTX 1080 Ti inquires as to how they should run their game... You're a lucky bastard - enjoy the shit out of it.
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>>161010301
actually, high brow people do read fantasy fiction, play video games and rpgs, and listen to pop music. ... it's called unashamed enjoyment of life

sapkowski's art elitism is irritating
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>>161010108
No idea, man.

And I don't know what to expect.
If they show us a sample and is ''moderately'' good, I'd probably drop ~15 € for it.

I feel like buying kegs and shit is a bad move now. Cause you know, they'll add new cards, the premium cards and shit...

All that makes me think that a wipe is bound to occur, and it infuriates me that they don't recognize it yet.
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>>161010139
Sorry, that's the best you're getting, I'm going back to my favorite duo :3
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>>161011387
Good thing I have not bought any kegs yet - although, investing that much time in collecting cards that will be reset is equally stupid - woe is me because of my escapism.

I am a massive question mark regarding how they are going to plug the lore-gaps in the main game with gwent. I mean, if they actually somehow managed to pull it off it would deserve a troll award (given just how much crap there was in the third act and general lore exposition) and I'd pay for that game. But...
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>>160972182
SHES SO CUTE
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it's all over ;-;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14zisiZD3mc
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>nothing like some overseas plunderin' and spray tan
what did he mean by this?
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>>161010108
>How can single player campaigns in a card game actually present lore and tell stories?
You'll have a thematic deck and the narrative will be in between games.
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>>161012219
> Not swapping Zoltan for Gaunter

Missed opportunity if you ask me.

>>161011639
I thought it would be some kind of fan fiction, with Geralt playing Gwent with a lot of people and talking over it.
I thought it would be like some kind of ''recreation''. I mean, they give you X cards, even if they break the rules, and you have to win.
Like they give you Triss, Yen, Geralt, Ciri, the 3 withcers, etc, etc, and have to defeat a Wild Hunt focused Monster deck.
But that sounds too complicated and stupid...
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>>161012534
Do we know if they've hired a lot of storyboard artists? Because I'd like that, actually.
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>>161012527
'AT SPRING TIME', but spray tan's better, tho,
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>>161012669
I have no idea, that's just my guess as to how they'd do it based on how rts games often do it.

I've been playing wargame:red dragon recently and the campaign structure would be cool and feasible for gwent.
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Remember to nominate W3 for "Best Game Within a Game" on Steam.
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>>161011831
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>>161012219
That's really-really good!
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>>161011181
good choice of words there.
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>>161014260
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Rita
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So this is it?

Don't really know what to do with my life now, Witcher took it for the past two months, at least. What an aventure it was, whether it was the books, or the games, it was by very far the best fantasy world I saw.
It'll be really bizarre separating from all the characters like Geralt, Yen, Triss, Dandelion, Zoltan, Cirilla.. Will Andrew write more books ? Season of Storms was quite disappointing, but I'd sell my mother for more content.

>inb4 nice blogpost
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>>161022707
Yup, that's it, you get to forever enjoy your waifu lounging on the sofa drinking herself to oblivion.
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>>161022707
>So this is it?
yup

the adventure is over and now all your friends are gone and you can never see them again

sure, you can read the books again and play the games again, and you will, but everything has already happened

youve already done it

doing it again is like looking back at photos of times long past youll never actually be in the moment again, you can just go back and take a look at those places again but really youve done it all and are just reminiscing
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>>161022942
>>161023039
Guess there's only one thing to do, then. ;-;
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>>161023220
>Guess there's only one thing to do, then. ;-;

A round of Gwent?
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>page triss is my favorite gal
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I want to turn Philipa into a housewife
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>remember loving the shit out of this game and thinking that it was an incredibly deep and hardcore RPG
>replay it
>it's literally a shitty shallow poor man's version of the Witcher
Oh god if only you could play as someone other than Geralt
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>>161027635
Yeah, it's so hard going back to other RPGs after Witcher..
I'd love to play Skyrim SE, has it has 64 bits, but it's so shitty.
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>>161027561
She'd turn you into her bottom bitch
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>>161023039
I still haven't finished hearts of stone and blood and wine, while having finished the main game twice now!

HAA!
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>>161027918
Yeah, but at the same time it made me appreciate Triss a lot more. I normally heavily dislike her because she's a shit character, but holy fuck the women of DAO are a lot, A LOT worse than her. I'm honestly just losing all the interest in this game and I still have DA2 and DAI waiting for me which are supposed to be insanely inferior to DAO. This shit's seriously depressing
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>>161027635
The combat system is fun though, at least completely breaking it as a mage is.
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>>161027635
Nah man, they are completely different.
DA:O and Awakening were good.
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>>161029521
Trissfu is an amazing character that brings moral complexity rarely seen in video games. Her actions are controversial, she sparks debate, she is simply amazing. My Trissfu...I love her so much <3
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>mfw someone fell for Toruviel
Feel a bit bad for him as well though.
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How do I get better at Gwent ?
I suck so much, can't even beat the AI.
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>>161032269
What is your strategy? It's all about setting up your own combos and preventing the enemy from doing his. Every card should have a purpose.
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How well paced is the game?

I got the game for my birthday and did the intro so far after installing it tonight.

I ask only because I tend to drop games that are slow to start or progress. My work keeps me dead tired during the week so I can't dump hundreds of hours of autism into games like I used to.
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>page triss again
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Okay, I'm angry

>if you don't coddle Ciri at the right times and brush her off at the right times, she won't have the confidence to live through the final mission

Holy shit. It's not even consistent. Some of the dialog options are completely inconsequential. Plus it goes against the rest of the game. Random Guy gets angry? Calm him down or else he'll end up dead. Ciri gets angry? Stoke it or else she'll end up dead.

I don't know if I'm finishing this. Not right now at least. Maybe I'll pick it back up in a month.
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>page you know who
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ugh sorry guys but i got to get it off my chest.......

I LOVE YOU CIRI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>160996305
CDPR confirmed decks do not factor into matchmaking
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>>160960975
Two legendaries in as many days, i pick roach right?
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>>161053706
Bloody cuck is great if you like being a NR cunt, Roach is great in a lot of decks, draug is cool but basically only for XL or removal control monsters
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>>161054743
Thanks, i picked roach just because i don't really play much NR.
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Mork got nerfed hard with shieldsmiths but might still be fun...Draug seems fun but I mostly play weather as monsters...and why is Morren Legendary again?
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>>161055774
high class booty
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>>161055767
>and why is Morren Legendary again?
It's a little better than a dwarven skirmisher an takes up a silver slot, don't know what they were thinking making it legendary.
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>>161056268

because 10
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>>161056459
ignore that, misread question
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>>161055767
I took morkvarg and then this came next keg. I took zoltan.

Draug and grave hag do make for some fun monster gimmicks I want to try out eventually though
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>>161018149
She's certainly got some impressive hooters
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>>161035149
It gets one or two hours to start, if you're going normal speed.
After that, you're free.
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>>160748765
hi i'm new to the witcher series and have got to the part where i'm about to talk to the old dude to start dealing with the griffin, anything i need to buy or do? im playing on the difficulty below the hardest
cheersxoxo
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>>161059634
Have you done everything else in White Orchard? iirc you can go back and do it all anyway but still, go complete them sidequests and explore. It's a huge tutorial area
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>>161027635
I've replayed DAO more times than TW games and still enjoy it to this day. Too bad Bioware went full retard with DA2 and DAI.

>>161039367
Some things seem to be dependent on your knowledge of the book lore, for example I fucking despised Avallac'h the cunt in the books so I gladly took the opportunity to let Ciri trash his lab. But yeah, the choices leading to Ciri's fate are mostly idiotic and some don't even matter, like the horse-stealing one (you'd think she'd find Geralt beating up her friends in front of her more distressing than not having a snowball fight with her but vidya logic, I guess).

>I don't know if I'm finishing this. Not right now at least. Maybe I'll pick it back up in a month.
If you already know the spoilers, why not just follow a guide to get her to live though? I mean you're near the end anyway, might as well see it through.
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>>161061198
Horse stealing was pretty bullshit. I didn't want to support thievery. Lots of people made it out of the city without stealing, or they could've not taken their elf circus to mad rad's favorite city for murderin
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Triss best girl!
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ciri's smeared black eye makeup is half her sexiness
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>>161061551
Yeah exactly and it sucked that the offer to just buy the damn horses led nowhere, especially since by that point I had way too much money anyway so I wouldn't have minded helping out.
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>>161062457
Yes, she is awesome :3
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Ah, shit. I'm missing like 3/4 of the Skellige epics and I get this. I don't even play ST...

The kegs have been pretty generous recently btw
>>161062884
N-no!
Is supposed to make me look like a demon!
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i want ciri to suck my cock

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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i want to spank ciri's bony ass

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>161065501
>not having her sit on your face
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>>161065581
why would i want that? her bony ass would poke out my eyes
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>just milled all my NR epics to craft Igni
I bet I'm gonna get only NR legendaries the next time I get those in a keg.
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>Pegged by Yennefer
>Ciri sits on your face and control your breathing and farts
>Cuddled by Triss
Which one would you pick?
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>>161066525
I want Triss to hold my hand and cuddle me while Yen pegs my ass
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>>161066525
easily the Ciri one!!!
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Someone make Ciri real please
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>>161066525
Pegged by Yen. Anyone who says otherwise is lying to themselves.
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>>161066525
brotherly cuddling with Triss of course.
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>>161067974
>brotherly
Male Ciri? Is that you?
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>>161068143
no. i'm Triss' big bro :3
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>>161068228
So you have two wonderful little sisters then :3
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>>161068228
I love your sister Triss, make sure you tell her that.
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>tfw will never flash my willy to a group of sorceresses
what do you think they would do?
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>>161072113
fall to their knees and succumb to their sucking instincts.
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>>161072113
Remove it permanently or make it smaller maybe
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>>161072113
Laugh if it's small, steal it for their own purposes if it's large.
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Should I craft Caretaker or Avallach for my weather control deck?
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>>161073521
caretaker for sure
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>>161073728
Also Imlerith is a choice I guess, more so because I am crafting Nithral next to replace scorch
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This music is beautiful man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2CUSGKlUXk
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>>161073521
Caretaker's the shit.
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is the quality of cards in these packs determined by anything? maybe my standards are rising but this is shit
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>>161074680
It's random. Sometimes you get shit, most of the time it's mediocre, and occasionally you get lucky and get some good stuff.
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>>161074680
That little square in the bottom right.
Is blue, that's ''Rare''. Is the most common type of 5th card.
They are all of the same rarity, always.
>>161073521
Avallac'h is shit.
Caretaker is awesome, but I don't think it fits into a weather deck. Still, sure, go ahead, add him. Is great to steal some of the NR or Skellige cards.
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>>161077360
this is at that kind of awkward angle that like some person from highschool that you haven't spoken to in years that nobody talks to might have for a profile picture
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*teleport behind u*
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>>161080403
"heh... sorry kid, nothing personnel"
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>>161079717
I think she looks cuuute :3
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>>161080543
syanna...
*tip claws*
WHY U BETREY ME
*rrrrrrrargggg*
i have too sides sianna..
the nicest vempire youll ever meet
and you're worse nightmare.......
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>>160748765
>been waiting for a good sale for TW3 with dlc for a while to have it on PS and PC
>they finally cut it to 24.99 for everything

We dem boiz
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>>160946776
Andrzej Sapkowski: "I can't say much about the game itself, because I don't know it, I don't play games. The notoriety and sales speak for themselves, though; would it be a weak game, it wouldn't reach such success. But working on its own success, the game, unfortunately, harmed my books. A few publishers put visuals from the game on the covers of my books. Many readers thus associated the books with being game related or written for the game. There's plethora of such books on the SF&F market. Seeing a picture from the game on the cover of my book, many fans assumed that the game was first. And respectable fans of SF and fantasy hold such derivative books in contempt and don't buy them, because - first - they are derivative and unoriginal. Second - they are completely irrelevant to those, who don't play any games and such people make up the majority among the fans."

"It doesn't help the fact that books for games were sometimes written by the giants, like for example Mike Resnick (Tomb Raider) , Alan Dean Foster (Shadow Keep), Greg Bear (Halo) or Brandon Sanderson (Infinity Blade). The reaction from the fans was unambiguous: the greats write game related stuff exclusively for money. And surely they write in a sloppy manner, half-heartedly, so one can pass on them, let gamers read them. It didn't feel nice during book fairs or conventions, when fans took my books into their hand, glanced over the covers and put them back with contempt. Game related. Games don't interest us, we'd rather pick something original..."
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>>161081710
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>>161080875
mine worst nightmare?
i've killed mudcrabs more fearsome than you!
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>>161082182
He's got a point about the book covers though. If I was unfamiliar with the series I wouldn't touch them.
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>>161082539
Yeah, and they sucked ass so much in some countries, I removed the front cover.
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>>161081710
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>>161082539
>>161082673
Seems they used W2 art for the current run of US books so you end up with shit like the draug or dragon in books that have nothing to do with them.
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>enemies that don't have sufficient removal and let me play commanders horn twice
Can't wait for Aglaïs and Eithne so I can do it 3-4 times.
Unrelated; is Weather Henselt the new meme now? I got surprised by that.
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>page triss puregold
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>>160955213
>game writer doing better job than he is desu

I'd have to agree. I've read the books, and they just don't click with me.
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>>161086685
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>>161088254
I would love to get drunk with Triss :3
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>>161089195
>tfw got drunk alone last night and no Triss to cuddle
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>>161089367
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anyone up for some ciri action ?
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I am a first-time player, should I use KB + mouse or controller for Witcher 3?
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>>161090916
Controller. They made the last two for console.
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>>161090916
Lots of people like controllers, but if you're a life-long kb+mouse player like me that'll still feel better.
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>>160761524
FX-6350 poorfag here, it can run it but the settings are tweaked a lot but it still looks nice & runs ok with a bit of lag in places.
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>>161090916
absolutely nothing wrong with keyboard, and there's a ton of commands that are better mapped on a keyboard than confined to just a handful of buttons. but it's personal choice ig
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>>161090916
KB + mouse

the witcher 2 is the crappy console port.
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im in love with this card
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>>161092737
I'm jelly of your borkh, I need him, but I haven't gotten him, and he's sadly second priority to craft from scraps.
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>>161093253
I have him and he is... nice.
Seriously, he is not as useful as you might think.
It can also backfire if are not careful.
It can screw you over if you act carelessly and overcomit in one round and then play him, making the other player pass.

Also, if you are playing against NR they can simply depromote him. That way he simply kills himself.
Fuck, I did that to some Radovid player.
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>>161093809
t. if you are shit at the game the post
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>>161093809
I know all of that, but I have a specific deck in mind that I need him for. Sound a bit stupid that he can kill himself though, I don't know if it makes sense like Pavetta does. I feel like they should fix that like Eredin and weather got updated.
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Which one ? I play the north, mainly.
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GUYS GUYS GUYS

GWENT

HOLY SHIT

GWENT

THERE'S FUCKING GWENT
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>>161095153
really can't decide, should I take Djikstra or Borkh?
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>>161095868
Borkh has more universal uses, but Djikstra can work pretty well with gold spam. Personally I'd take Borkh, but I don't play NR so I can't properly judge how useful Djikstra is.
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G W E N T
W
E
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T
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>>161096550
I've seen Dijkstra a lot lately.
Borkh is ok in may decks. Control decks.
Like Radovid or Scoiatel in general.

>>161093994
Not necessarily. I've fucked a lot of guys by simply using K. sergeant on him when the timer was at 1.

The card is good, but is not as good as some think it is.
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>>160955319
I never played Witcher 3, but I just got Gwent and played a half a dozen matches using the same starter set, and I can't win a single one. On top of that, they seem to obscure details on some cards' abilities, making it difficult to make an informed decision. Perhaps the most infuriating thing is that when the opponent plays an ability card that you see on the left, you can't click on that to see what exactly the card did. You have to click through the opponent's graveyard, instead.

Talk about a terrible first impression.
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>>161098639
fuck off and play witcher 3
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>>161098639
Don't worry for now, just buy all the cards you see, play whenever you can. It gets really really addictive.
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>>161098813
That'll take me a long time to get to, considering I'd have to read through an entire novel series and play two other lengthy games, first.

And I'm an awfully slow reader, too.
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>>161098972
have fun mate, I envy you.
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>>161098972
>I'd have to read through an entire novel series
lol
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i have 0 good skellige cards
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>>161099375
You also seem like you have zero good computer parts
>>
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>>161099497
what did he mean by this
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>>161099497
agreed
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how do i not miss any side quests in TW2? talk to every single person i see? Because in first if some peasant had a name you most likely could talk to him and maybe even get a quest. In this one random whores have name but you cant talk to them
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>>161105448
There aren't a lot anyway.
Just visit the tavern, the board at the entrance of the city and that's it. It was the quantity > quality thing.
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>>161105372
?

that's more than good enough to run a shitty game like gwent

the fuck are you doing, son
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>>161107462
thunderstorm annon, rekt my motherboard and a second monitor, hence the 1366x meme
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Are there any mods that render TW2/3 less consolized?
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>>161109261
In what sense?
>>161108942
comfy
but also remind me that this is the last Witcher thing we'll have to see ;-;
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>>161108942
Toussaint was literally perfect
>>
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>>161112595
Yeah, so was Kaer Morhen. I remember losing my shit when I first saw Kaer Morhen in TW3. I think it's the best area in any game.
>>
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>>161116669
Delete this ;_;
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well then
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>Odrin is a card

heck yeah
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Ciri! :3
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Yen can be cute too
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>tfw no fresh Triss in the morning
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>reading The Last Wish
>Geralt calls Vesemir his father
;_;
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>>161136996
>vesimir is so old he's had time to watch as his profession went from a respected guild of warrior monks who sacrificed incredibly to protect humanity to a dwindling handful of desperate mercenaries and cutthroats who are spat on.
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i dont GG monster decks even if i win
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>>161136927
Looks better than Triss
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>>161139606
shitters who bitch about weather monsters right now know nothing. Scoia ethine aglais control is top tier cancer, competing mainly with the skellige discarder who goes through his whole deck every game and puts most of it on the board
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>>161136996
>>161137361
At least we avenged him. Right? ;_;
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>>161074195
Nice one senpai
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>>161139791
>Scoia ethine aglais control is top tier cancer

Agree.
I created 2 decks only to counter them.
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>sending GG after playing against monster weather deck
>not even once
>not even when I win
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>>161139791
>>161142169
You encounter those decks once for every 10 monster weather decks tbqh
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>>161090236
damn that's hot
>>161090916
KB + mouse master race
>>161135987
nice hair :3
>>161142839
that's pretty pathetic desu. i don't think you should deny GG to players who are playing fairly. don't hate the player, hate the game, yo. hopefully weather is changed somehow soon. it does feel so anti-fun. granted, those decks are annoying as fuck but i cant blame someone for trying to maximise their advantage over the other player by exploiting imbalance.

i always give my opponent GG when I lose no matter how mad I get. my opponents don't always grant me the same courtesy, and I think that's mentally weak of them.

there are times when I think it's acceptable to not send a GG like when the opponent deliberately BMs you by slowrolling his victory at the end or if a person is insta-conceding to try to GG farm for example. that's against the spirit of the game.
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>>161136927
>fresh

You mean well-done.
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>>161144452
>i always give my opponent GG when I lose no matter how mad I get.
Same.
I don't always do it when i win though, If they don't give me one they don't get one.
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>>161142906
I've been playing for 2 hours.

Just encountered the first weather monster deck.
Weather monster are a myth, kiddo.
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>>161144913

kek.
He passed in the 2 turn.

> Olgierd
> Swallow
> Swallow
> Commander's horn
> Dandel - Your enemy has forfeited, You win the game

Well played, sir.
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>people now forfeit when they know they're going to lose and still GG
Noice, hope it continues.
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>>161142906
>>161144913

See? I encounter dozens of Scoiatel players.
And they do right, it's probably the strongest faction.
But weather monster? Maybe 2 or 3 a day?
Most monster guys I find are of the new ''gravedigger'' style
>>161145453
They are afraid that if they quit they'll get banned.
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>>161145818
What level are you? I'm level 30 and I'd say scoiatel is easily my least encountered faction.
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What does Ciri do after sex? Swallow
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>>161145907
Just got to level 80.
But level doesn't matter for anything, I think.

Just played and won against another gravedigger monster deck btw.
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>>161146012
Ciri never has sex, you sexist! 3:
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>>161146216
Geralt, Papa and Avallac'h disagree :3
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Seriously, fuck Sabrina.
I get her in 75% of my kegs. The ones with epic, I mean. I even got her twice in the initial 4 cards.

Also, got lots of epic ST cards lately.
A Shame that you can't play that faction without legendary cards...
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>>161145907
I'm level 30 and see ST the most, and play it the most. Though with its recent popularity and how boring the mirror match is, i've just finished crafting my way into skellige so I can have some variation.
NR roach variants are also very popular
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>>161146296
Witcher 2 Geralt too, nice
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>open keg
>get great monsters cards
>decide to make a monster build with whether thing
>play first game with Dagon
>ennemy insta-forfeit
kek'd
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hnngh
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>>161139791
Scoia'tel can also go through the entire deck with some luck, Francesca and Last Wish, though it's harder than with Skellige. I don't have Aglais yet so there's not much point in Eithne, so I (attempt to) do that.
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>>161149192
> with some luck
no, retard
they always milling through all their cards

eithna/groog
last with + nature's gift combo
3x elven mercenary + 3x BM commando
aglais
decoy
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>>161149430
It's the
>3x elven mercenary + 3x BM commando
that requires luck. Any opponent that knows what's up will mess that up if they have the removal.
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>>161149637
The way the meta is right now, you either have a lot of removal or almost anything.
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> Ciri as Nilfgaard leader

Fuck offffffff
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>>161152145
what?
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trissfags blown the FUCK out
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>>161156302
It's a joke, don't be so literal. Besides, Trissfu looks kind of cute :3
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>>161156302
i crai errytiem ;_;
>tfw Triss will never beg you like a puppy and dressed up as Yen to use her mouth for your pleasure
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Can you buy the base Witcher 3 game and pirate the DLC without an issue? Debating between getting the $20 base or the GOTY package
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>>161157480
GotY package on Steam is a bargain.
It won't go lower than 40% until next summer unless you are willing to wait longer to save an extra few quid. By then you could have had multiple playthroughs of the full experience.
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Just bought witcher 3. Why is every character such an asshole? In fallout4 you had comedic relief such as codsworth, but nothing in witcher.
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>>161157480
You can, since the game does not have any kind of DRM. But I would just download a repack of the latest version of the game and all dlc's and expansions instead, after buying the regular version. Because it would probably be a pain in the ass to install all those DLCs and patches one by one.
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>>161159052
WRONG
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>>161152458
Some want Ciri as a Nilfgaard leader card.
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>>161161386
i do too.
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The witch and Geralt need to hatefuck
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I've played this game for 3 hours and so far its been all talk and no action
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>>161161845
Story and characters are by far the biggest strength of TW games. If you don't like talking and are only playing for the action, maybe you're playing the wrong game.
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>>161162101
there's been no exploring or finding either. I've literally been escorted from place to place to have 15 minute conversations.
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>>161161845
>I've played this game for 3 hours and so far its been all talk and no action
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>>161162451
You'll get to exploring parts, but the game is dialogue heavy throughout and that won't change. If you are bothered by it in the first 3 hours, maybe you're expecting something this game is not. The main emphasis is on the story and characters, not exploration. This is not Skyrim, if you expect something like that, you won't find it.
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>>161162759
well damn then I'm hopping off. I loved fallout 4, was hoping for something vaguely similar in terms of gameplay (obviously subject matter is way different)
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>>161162832
>I loved fallout 4
Dude...
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>>161162832
jesus christ
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>>160758173
you people are fucking pathetic
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>>161162832
Yeah, I get that, for me the lack of any meaningful dialogue and over emphasis on shooting and action was a major turn off when it came to Fallout 4. They are different games with different priorities.
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>>161163036
>>161162947
I know, I know, I'm a fag and a babby. Sue me if I actually liked that game. Whatever, I'm honestly too casual for a game like Witcher, I'm not interested enough in the characters or anything.
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>>161146012
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>>161164689
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>>161164689
Delete this ;_;
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>buy Complete Edition for PS4 because it was $25 yesterday and I thought it'd be nice to have all the DLC on disc
>open it and no map, booklet or anything at all besides the disc
>well, that's not terribly complete
>pop it in
>doesn't work with my original saves
>gonna have to do everything all over again

Goddammit. I guess I can finally choose Triss, at least.
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>>161164689
does she prefer oil or honey rubbing after sauna?
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triss has a cute foot :3
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>>161171456
i want to clean that ass with my tongue
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So I'm trying to collect every Gwent card in 3 and the book says there are still 35 random cards left
Do I need to play against 35 random merchants now or what? I mean the game's fun but damn
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>>161172035
There are more players to play against than there are cards to win, just play every barkeeper, blacksmith, merchant you come across and eventually you'll get them all. Once they start giving you materials instead of cards, you'll know you collected all from the random pool.
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>Bought all the books a few weeks back from a seller on eBay
>Cover art on all the books in the pictures weren't art from the video game
>Books finally arrived this morning
>All the cover art is from the video games
Kinda disappointed tbqh, it makes the books seem like they're based off of the games when the gave version of Geralt is on the cover

Still excited to read them, just not too happy about the cheesy vidya covers.
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>>161172785
I get you, and I also get Sapkowski when he talks about it, but the publishers just want more money and the games are far more recognizable than the books in the west so...
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>>161173158
Oh I agree that it's smart to do it that way because it'll bring in more money, I was just kind of upset because I specifically bought these ones from the seller because the stock pictures he used didn't have the vidya covers but when they arrived they were the vidya ones.

Not nearly enough of an issue to make a fuss to the seller about it because the meat of the books are all the same.
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>page triss I will forever love you
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>>161177189
yeah.
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>>161178371
That's how I imagine Geralt and Triss' home in Kovir, warm and comfy while it's snowy outside. They cuddle up next to the fireplace and enjoy each other.
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>>160748765
>bought complete edition of Witcher 3 and started a fresh new game
Is there any better a feeling?

I upped the difficulty and am working on builds, potions and gwent

Seriously tho
>eating food regenerats vitality for 20 minutes
For what purpose?
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>>161181208
if you're a casuel
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>>161181208
drink vodka
eat dumplings
feel slav.
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Came here because I wanted to say
Hearts of Stone is fucking awesome, easily one of the best DLCs I ever played
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Damn, I don't know what to play anymore now that I finished the franchise.

>>161182394
Yeah, it was a great 10/10. Nothing to add, great music, incredible story, great characters, great environment, twists..
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>>161182394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TklqSdZCeM

oy there m8 you wanna wish for a waifu perhaps?
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After playing through the game again recently, I realized just how much better the story of HoS is compared to B&W in quality, pacing, characters...Gaunter may be a stereotypical make a wish devil on the surface but his execution is brilliant, he is genuinely scary. Olgierd and Iris' tragic story hits the feels and going to the wedding with Shani was a blast. Runes are a money wasting shit.

B&W story is quite average, Regis is cool, so is Annarietta, but Syanna and Dettlaff were bland and underdeveloped, the pacing is bad, especially near the end where it feels rushed with that time skip. There aren't many memorable moments that stand out in the main story. What is nice about it is the atmosphere and a care free feel it has. It's nice to see a bit variety of environments, side quests are cool and I loved hanging out with my waifu.

Overall:
HoS 9.5/10

B&W 8/10
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>>161185271
Pretty much.
Why the 9.5 for Hos though?
And BoW was a great throwback to the books and Witcher 1.
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>>161185508
Well, 9.5 is a pretty high score, what I didn't enjoy like the rest of the expansion was the heist quest, it wasn't bad or anything, but it's my least favorite one. I don't really have any major complaint about HoS, it was just right.

In B&W, I loved the throwbacks at TW1, especially since I did a trilogy run, so it was all fresh in my memory. I missed Fringilla in B&W, I would love to see her and I think the expansion might have benefited from having her, but seeing Regis was pretty great, I was mostly happy with his portrayal, although his gay crush on Dettlaff annoyed me a bit.
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w-was he right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo6K4QoOtGE
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>>161186354
I never liked Iorveth much, but damn, he should have been in the game. CDPR gave the most lame excuse I have heard for not having him.

They couldn't do him justice so they removed him completely, what a load of crap, if they really wanted him in, they could have made it work, but I think he was part of a major last minute cut along with the butchered third act and the battle that was suppose to happen in Novigrad, they would never admit it, but it's obvious they had to cut and change a big part of story to either fit the timeline or to make it work on consoles.
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>>161186682
What was their excuses?
But yeah, could have been so much better.. too bad, really.
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>>161186986
They couldn't fit him into the story the way they wanted and do him justice so they removed him completely. A lame excuse.
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>>161187179
If only they could do an EE.
Would be great that for exemple, in the main quest you either joined Roche or Iorveth based on your choices in W2. Like, if you joined Roche Iorverth tell you to fuck off because you didn't help him and vice versa.
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Is anyone else having their game crash when they try to edit a deck?
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Is Monster Weather still the most OP deck in Gwent or what? The ""nerf""" to Eredin makes Commander's Horn so much better, especially with the two weather golds which are both completely ridiculous by themselves, let alone with the monsters they spawn
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>>161187636
If they introduce side decks to competitive Monster Weather would just fall apart.
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>>161187397
I hoped they will and I would even pay for it, but all hope is gone now, we'll see how Gwent single player turns out.
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Hello, /wtc/, some troubleshooting for a noob, please. I haven't played W3 for five months or so, had a few mods but can't remember which aside from the 9000 weight one. I get pic related when trying to start the game up (GOG), what's the most probable cause of fucking it up and how do I get rid of it?
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>>161188450
Delete your mods
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>>161188450
Get the script merger.
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What does Ciri's breast milk taste like?
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>>161188630
water hag decoction
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>>161188748
dlet ;_;
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>>161188801
no u
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Have I ever told you how much I love Triss /wtc/? I love her very, very much.
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> that 1st game of the day
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>>161187636
There's plenty of ways to beat weather, I hardly ever lose to it.
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>>161190136
Post dek
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>>161190431
Pretty standard ST meme.
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Geralt should have let that cunt die in the Dryade's forest.
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>>161190870
>being this offended over a joke Geralt has made a thousand times
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> its a you lose 3 games then get a complete retard episode
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>tfw you couldn't comfort your waifu
;-;
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fucking finally ,a gold card after 22 kegs
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>>161146296
>ywn be fucked by Geralt like this
Why live? ;_;
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>Witcher 3 $20 for base and $30 for GOTY on steam
>check gog Black Friday sale
>absolutely no markdown on any games in the trilogy
You'd think CD Projekt would have their star children right on the front page sales. Looking at it even more, the sale itself is oddly anemic.
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>>161162451

Once you get to where you can access the main areas, you can explore as much as you like. I spent two weeks straight just sailing around Skellige, completely ignoring the main quests.

Also, I'd never played the series before 3 and was pulled right in by the characters and the quality of writing after things got going. Very, very few games have ever left me questioning decisions and caring about the outcomes of their characters so intensely. I was so upset when I thought I'd gotten a bad ending, and never smiled more honestly when it turned out I hadn't.
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How powerful o'dimm really is?
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has the gwent server been like shit today or is it my internet?
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Picked this up on the sale. Game was a bitch at first, getting easy now though. Do I have to do those expansions to get my death march trophy? Or does the game continue after you finish the main quest.

Also, just got to skeling islands, and just finished it. main quest fucking short there. How much is left? Says to take a mutant baby to kare morrigan? Is that the endgame?

Jennifer seems a bitch so far compared to the redhead.
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>>161182394
It is a great expansion and arguably has the best main story in the series, but the damn wedding and bank heist were filler bullshit, would rank them in the same tier of the Novigrad questline.
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>>161185271
I would say the main story of Blood and Wine is the worst in the series, but it has some of the best sidequests in the series as well.
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>>161190870
Guess what? Geralt and Ciri in the books were a thousand times more bitchy than this.
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>>161204492
They already had a big GOG sale for the Witcher series a month ago, it is selling more on Steam so they just went full out with that platform this time.
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>>161214320
>Do I have to do those expansions to get my death march trophy? Or does the game continue after you finish the main quest.
From what I remember, you don't have to, for your first playthrough play the expansions after the main story, Hearts of Stone has a "secret" ending if you did not reach a certain point in the main story, but Blood and Wine is set sometime after the main story, also yeah the game continues, though everything is reset before a certain point.

>. How much is left? Says to take a mutant baby to kare morrigan? Is that the endgame?
That starts Act 2, it is quite short but fucking awesome, Act 3 feels rushed but it will last 8 hours if you just rush it.

>Jennifer seems a bitch so far compared to the redhead.
The redhead is a viper, anon, bitch literally stole her "best friend"'s man for herself when he had amnesia without even having the courtesy to tell the man about her.
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>>160831982
>How do you feel about aelirren and ele'yas +isengrim
I think it's fun combo to use but i haven't found that it wins me many games i wouldn't have otherwise. I got aelirren and ele'yas as drops but there are other silvers i'd rather have in my deck.
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>>161215207
Is there any counter to last round isengrim? Stemmelfords can clear neophytes at least but you're almost certainly both playing first and down in card advantage
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>>161214820
Perhaps, but the redhead asks me to help her, is overjoyed if I do, is dissapointed if I don't.
jennifer just expects me to do whatever she tells me, and game doesn't even give me a chance to say "fuck off".
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>>161216093
yennefer, YENNEFFER
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>place my eredin
>ANY LAST WORDS
>he places his eredin
>ANY LAST WORDS
>buff
>he zaps me
>epidemic
>your opponent has forfeited
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>>161216206
That name just makes her even more of a bitch.
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>>161216648
>noneshalltreadoneusnowweshallseewhoisweaknonehsalltreadonusnowweshallseewhoisweaknowweshallseewhoisweaknoneshalltreadonus
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how many games do i have to win in a row before i know my deck is good?
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triss is shit
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>>161215484
I seem to play mostly against shitters so if there is a good counter i haven't really seen it. I'd try to not let them win the first round and play aggressively the second to force them to play it early.
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>>161217024
Nah, Triss is awesome :3
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>>161217075
she's a lying cunt
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>>161217158
Omitting certain facts isn't the same as lying.
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>>161217158
Trissfu is perfect just the way she is, my Geralt loves her dearly.
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>>161217321
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lie#Lying_by_omission

retarded waifuautist
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>>161217393
>wikipedia
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>>161217393
All is fair in love and war, and Triss is only to blame for letting herself accept Geralt's advances and not insisting on bringing up his past, just like he himself asked her when she tried. I admire her willingness to seize an opportunity for love.
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>>161217518
>moving goalposts because i can't handle my waifu being a lying cunt
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>>161217610
are you on meds now? why aren't you having breakdowns anymore where you roleplayed being a yenfag who likes to suck sapkowski's dick? at least those posts were mildly entertaining, your spammy waifu shit is just obnoxiously boring
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>>161217615
If you are so offended by Triss, no one is forcing you to choose her, what you fail to realize is that it's all part of her charm. You can always roleplay the rape victim Geralt who got taken advantage by the big bad Triss.
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>>160748765
>tfw no goth qt3.14 to hold n my arms
it hurts
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>>161217615
If omission of facts is a lie, then every single person on this earth lies every time they open their mouths.

When you go back to work monday, and you are asked what you did this weekend. Will you tell them you shitposted on a mongolian hemp making message board?
Will you tell them you shat? How many times you jerked off?

No, you only tell people you get hard thinking about peanut butter if people ask you that fucking question, and only if they don't buy your first answer which is "What? Who would do that? That sounds kinda silly, don't you think?"
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>>161217808
nah, i just like reminding people that she's a lying cunt
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>>161217831
Beckham had it good
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>>161217769
Meh, I simply chose to primarily focus on enjoying Triss, that's what really makes me happy.
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>>161217850
christ, you're autistic. there's a difference between not talking about mundane actions by saying you did nothing and failing to mention your amnesiac friend the love of his life of decades and his adopted child just so you could get his dick

>>161217925
nope, you spammed that roleplay shit here for months. either meds or getting banned changed your mind, or maybe a combination of both
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>>161217854
Trissfu proved her loyalty, and her "lies" were actually really cute and only showed how much she loves Geralt :3
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>>161218032
>nope, you spammed that roleplay shit here for months. either meds or getting banned changed your mind, or maybe a combination of both
It was a phase and I realized it wasn't making me happy, I always primarily focused on loving Triss. I don't want to waste my time on negativity, it's all about love. Love for all waifus :3
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>>161218032
Yeah, there's a big difference. But what ties them together, is that they aren't lies.
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>>161218152
you should visit a psychiatrist. spamming about your waifu every single day for a year isn't happiness, it signifies a serious mental illness

>>161218174
nah, most people would consider what triss did lying
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>>161218649
And most people consider all stop signs to be legally enforceable. Doesn't mean they are right.
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>>161218649
>it signifies a serious mental illness
I just love Triss very much, she means the world to me. I'm sorry that Triss offends you enough to feel the need to attack her and obsess over her. We are the same, Triss got our minds captured, only you hate her and I love her, but her magic is real :3
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>>161218834
holy shit you're delusional

>>161218893
nope, i come here maybe once a month only to always see your obnoxious spam all over the thread so i just like to counter it with a reminder that triss is in fact shit
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>>161219018
>nope, i come here maybe once a month only to always see your obnoxious spam all over the thread so i just like to counter it with a reminder that triss is in fact shit
I'm glad you are fascinated by me and Triss so much, but like I said, I sense strong emotions toward Triss from you, and even though it's hate, I can still appreciate Triss' ability to stir emotions in people. That's what great characters are all about.
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>>161219018
Are you saying you're one of the people who thinks that you have to stop at all stop signs?
Lol.
You only have to stop at the ones the government approves, not the ones developers and building managers toss up randomly. They are no more enforceable then a sheet of paper with STOP on it.
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>>161219292
>>161219292
>>161219292
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does the forfeit sound effect scare the FUCK out of anyone else sometimes

like i'm super focused on the math of the game then suddenly that sound plays and makes me jump like a bitch
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>>161219794
No, but im amused at the thought
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