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Best Shimada Edition

>Blizzard Crushing November-anon's Hopes and Dreams
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752185714

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Official Website and Community
https://playoverwatch.com
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/

>Latest Patch Notes (Live)
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752215318

>Overwatch Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://overbuff.com/
http://masteroverwatch.com

>Competitive Info
http://gousgamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

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Brown!
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>>160718082
Jamison Fawkes!
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>Come on Fareeha, you were always clumsy at this, just let me help you the first time.
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Jesse McCree
nigh nyoon edition
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I slay dragons
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Cutest and best pairing
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>>160718224
I wonder if neko atsume has updated since my tablet died.
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dropped down to 1100 since I placed because a hacker
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Posting best Shimada in the Best Shimada thread
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Bavarian skin for Reinhardt when
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>I'm not a mercy main but I consider myself a good mercy
>usually get 4 man rezzes after they push, but I do Rez with 2 down
>usually have 15,000+ healing a game
>don't usually have a problem with flankers, can run away or take them out
>see mercy mains with 100+ hours with her
>usually female
>never rez, saving for the team wipe. If that happens they fly right into the enemy and die before she rezzes
>doesn't know they can cancel guardian angel mid flight
>never tries to go to high ground and heal or hide for a push
>complain about flankers and doesn't try killing them
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>>160718293
This is cuter
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>>160718293
Anon, you got it completely backwards. Mei is the cannibal who ate her friends, not junkrat
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>>160718335
Well he has a line where he talks about his lederhosen.
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>>160718406
Genji, the master of the Hoverhand style
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>>160718472

Lederhosen are comfy tho

Can't blame him
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Da phuc
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>>160718367
Change "mercy player" to "woman" and it still makes sense.
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Did you get your Arcade lootboxes today anons?
What's your favorite of the arcade modes?
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>>160718082
That looks like one delicious fleshlight
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>>160718531
>>160718472
Are lederhosen those short shorts with suspenders the germans wear?
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>>160718589
That's some quality autism right there.
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>>160718638
yes
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>>160718638
Jawohl
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why is team chat not the only option when in comp?

seriously whats the point of group chat being a thing at all?
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>>160718638

>Short shorts

Those do exist but are mostly worn without the suspenders

There are those calves-long ones which are worn with off-white socks, that's more like it

t. Austrian
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>it's a "teammates only waste ults solo in panic situations" episode
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How does D.Va compare to meta tanks like Zarya and Rein after the buffs?

Does she stack up, or is her kit simply not as good?
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The poll still needs answers! http://www.strawpoll.me/11694697/r
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This a qt blueberry sniper.
I want to hug the smug.
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>>160718917
She's okay
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>>160718864
to vent after you lose/win
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Post more Ana
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>>160718926
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>>160718918

>No Mercy option

She's running out of competition eh
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>>160718917
she's the best pick in the game right now, and is to be picked on attack/defence of every map, even koth.
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How long until we get an actually fun new character?

Ana's a healer and Sombra's a support
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>>160718864
>AXAXAX CYKA BLYAT IDI NAHUI VLADIMIR PUTIN VODKA

It's either 100% silent or this.
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>>160718926
>>160719083
I still don't understand how Widowmaker is such a best girl. What makes her so perfect that I refuse to play anyone else in comp?
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>>160719125
I want an Italian Hero
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>>160719178
Go to American servers, Yurope banter is shit
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>Pharah has no voicelines in Arabic
>Reinhardt has no voicelines in German
>Torbjorn has no voicelines in Swedish
>Lucio has no voicelines in Portuguese
>Symettra has no voicelines in Hindi
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So with the soldier buffs is there any point in practicing with McCree or should I just keep soldiering on?
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>>160719178
There really has to be russian server. Not just because they can't englando, but they also have high ping and dc.
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I think I found a way to make Sombra work, but it will only work in 6-stack. I call it "Raptor-Tactics".
Tank: D.Va
Damage: Sombra, Genji, Tracer
Support: Mercy (movement for flanking routes like volskaya)
+ depending on map Winston or Lucio
all three flanker burst down the supports in the backline in a coordinated surprise attak, while DVa and Winston disrupt and block for the flanker.
Will probably never work in solo Q because communication
With Sombra as third good flanker the burst potential with Genji and Tracer could be huge.

Thoughts? Additions? Composition Ideas?
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>>160719285
I don't give a single shit about if they're a black trans demikin I want to have fun playing the character.
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>>160718870
>it's a "fun team that does whatever you tell them" episode
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>>160718589
>Only lvl 37
This is either shooped or we just found out why Blizzard added an AFK timer to the practice mode. Either way, fake.
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>>160719406
>vs AI
Why did Blizzard kill one of the only ways to have fun in this game
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How many months/years was Sombra teased? And now not even a week later no one even talks about her anymore. You don't even see her online that much. You'd think your whole team would pick her. But no, it's just one Sombra, maybe even 2 Sombras if your playing a bot match but that's only if you're lucky.

Maybe Blizzard really hated her and spammed her so much that we'd get sick of her 2 days after she released. Stupid pendejos.
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>>160719286
Too much lag
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>>160719515
Are you enjoying Overwatch this free weekend? Do you think you're going to buy it?
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>>160719515
That's 637 m8, notice that the number is silver
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>>160719545
explain
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>>160719347
What if they have Winston, McCree and Roadhog?
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>>160719710
QP has 1 hero limit now, doesn't it?
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>tell team that we need 2 healers and 2 tanks
>I'm playing rein
>They instead pick widow and torb
>ON ATTACK

Can the next season just start already so I can stack my placement matches with people who arent fucking retards

I'm so fucking tired of shitty comp players who just simply don't give a fuck if they win or lose and treat it like fucking quikplay 2.0

Literally had a fucking winston named "Squirtonme" yelling HARAMMBE as he charged into the enemy team alone and died

I'm just fucking done

Ldomin8r#1228
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>>160719667
>>160719643
I was looking for stars my bad. Did not mentally process generic grey level = "silver".
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>>160719274
>that blue skin
>that qt face
>those voicelines
>those *dinks*
She's just so perfect. I thank Blizz for all this blue.
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>>160719286
>Europe servers

Who cares, our whole server actually speaks English.
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>>160718406
>using non-canon colors
disgusting
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>>160719745
It would be the counter composition if we are talking same team coordination and communication.
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>>160719603
They teased her for so long because they didn't realise how many times they would redo her kit.
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>tfw to intelligent too do damage

>>160719603
She was teased since the beta. Blizz will inevitably buff her.
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>>160719125
2 healers are required due to the nature of healing.
Tanks are the highest value heroes by math. DPS are only worth their slot over being another tank in the specific scenario where Tanks are creating space that the fragile 200 hp DPS can maintain 100% output time to tip the scales in their favor in the contest of DPS vs. HPS.

Therefore team composition defaults to 2 healer, the rest tank, with an optional substitution of a tank for a DPS OR healer. So 33%-50% of the 6 man team is healer, 33-66% is tank, and 33% or less is DPS.

However from the 23 heroes only 17% are healer, 22% are tank, and 61% are DPS. Even if we fudge and say that Mei is more Tank than DPS, these numbers are not healthy.

Sombra was a mistake in all areas. Blizzard needs to get their shit together.
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>>160717747
>the Sombra chart thingy revealed Pharah's father is different than Jack
Or that Sombra doesn't know/its not on record anywhere.
Anyway Rein/Ana>Anyone else/Ana
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EVERYONE DIES ON FFXV
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>>160720395
Main line final fantasy has been shit for over a decade
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>>160720395
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE
THIS IS A GOOD BOY AND HE IS FORBIDDEN FROM DYING
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>>160720395
To the die or do they 'die' like all the heroes of ffxii died 5 minutes into the first fmv?
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>TFW removing young korean punks from your lawn
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>>160719757
Maybe they'll get it right in s3 and start people out at their proper level. Right?
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>>160720725
He's not removing korean punks, anon. He's making sure that japanese delinquents don't out a finger on his prize korean pussy
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>>160718926
>widow will never make you her toilet
why live?
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Why does Zarya have to be so shit
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>Sombra QP Defense
>Gold in healing with an Ana on our team
>8s left enemy teams pushing the last few inches into my teams gaping checkpoint
>Everyone on my side is alive and contesting the point
>Apagando las luces!!!
>No one dies, look around my teams running away because they thought it was an enemy ult
>We lose
>"our sombra was just plain bad holy god lol"
>"they all are, shes the new genji"
Even when you do well as Sombra, your team still sees you as extra baggage to carry. Feels bad man...
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I love Jesse McCree
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>Torbjorns turret instantly locks on and shoots you making hacking basically impossible if the turret has a good field of view
>doesn't need to aim
>Symmetra turrets do the same thing, plus she doesn't even have to aim to kill you and your pathetic DPS
>doesn't need to aim
>Junkrat can spam grenades everywhere making it impossible to manoeuvre when invisible
>doesn't need to aim
>Winston can just keep firing constantly so you can't go anywhere near him
>doesn't need to aim

Low skill annoying heroes counter high skill annoying hero. Like pottery.
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so who is the best girl
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>>160721102
Genji
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>>160720395
After all the preorder bullshit there was no way I'd buy the game anyway.
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>>160720939
>25% nerf to shields
>Phara huge damage buff
>Sombra the anti shield hero gets released
A L L I N T H E S A M E P A T C H
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>>160721013
>Team's not doing well on dorado defense
>...has changed to Widowmaker (was Reinhardt)
>Oh fuck here we go
>Gets quint-kills multiple times and actually carries their weight and then some
>Congratulate them after the game
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>>160721061
Jesse McCree is my husband.
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Some people have around 200 wins and are around level 100+. I have 600 or so wins and I'm only at level 150. How the fuck do they do it?
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Why is widowmaker blue
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>>160721102
Depends on what you like? Ass? Widowmaker. Tits? Mei, Feet? Tracer, Armpits? Pharah, Thighs? Zarya, Pussy? D.Va? Pure love? Mercy. A cute, playful GF who treats you both like a boyfriend and like a daddy? Sombra.
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>>160721280
Da ba de da bo dai
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>>160721420
>Pure love
>Mercy
Anon please she'll just use you as another experiment like she did with reaper.

She's nuts.
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I placed at 2318

Yay me
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https://youtu.be/gR2j85NoNWU

here's a video from 1100 sr, as requested
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>>160719347
At high level play, in the simplest way I can describe it, the DPS hero with the lowest lethality, Pharah, can make a 200 hp target dead in .9 seconds.* There is no "backline" There is either cover in the form of walls, barriers or tanks, and or there is death. "Flanking" does not exist, because the Flanker removes his cover when he flanks just as the Flankees lose theirs. This is why the value of attacking together at once is so important, a "Flanker" that splits himself to attempt something that is often at best a 1v2+ scenario is almost always a net failure. It doesn't help with the fact that the supports themselves are often better duelists and more survivable than all other 200 hp heroes. What often looks like a Flanker success is actually just the major element of the Attacker-advantage at work: the Flanker, being of a high mobility class, eventually succeeds in the elimination of a healer with the quick speed he gets back to try with multiple attempts. Without that healer, the exchange of spam and fire between two teams becomes significant for the team that is -1 healer, and the situation escalates as defenders struggle to overcome the defender spawn disadvantage.

What you describe isn't flanking. Rather, you describe is simply the execution of "just speed boost in right away" strat that is dominant in the better ranks, where the 6 attackers move together. In such a fight, it is well acknowledged that the MOST valuable kills are always on the Tanks, and least important on the supports. The reasoning is simple: 100 hps from 2 healers matters a lot when it's the exchange of spam, but it matter very very little when your team is throwing 600 dps on a single target. And where as a couple Tanks may hold out when their teammates are down and out, isolated DPS and supports after their tanks are down virtually never succeed.

*Sombra is actually the lowest lethality DPS hero, and that's why she sucks
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>>160721280
The people at Talon had figured out the perfect formula to create the best girl.
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>>160718082

>That's not Genji's synthetic robo-cunt.

Curse you eyesight.
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>mfw Soldier is more OP than hog on 3v3
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>>160721549
It seems so much more peaceful.

Koth almost looks fun
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>>160721280
no particularily good reason other than some ancient concept design
she should have never been blue
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>>160721772
yep, literally nothing going on.. You can play genji and say hello 4 times, stab a sniper, and even stand on their heads, they wont notice you. Very chill!
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>>160721549
That enemy rein makes me want to kill myself
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>>160718082
Is this supposed to be sushi, a vagina, or neither?

I can't figure this shit out.
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>>160720939
Are you enjoying the free weekend?
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>>160721549
How did you get that low?
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>>160721694
>perfect assassin
>lterally can't blend in a crowd
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>>160721549
players like that shouldn't be subjected to 6v6 fights
They needed a fun vs. AI or PvE style co-op mode.
I feel bad for those people.
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>>160721994
community servers fucking when blizzard
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>>160722121
A lot of people intentionally do so to fuck with people.

Some guy made a video series last season about The Road to 1 and got banned for it.
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>>160721610
>I can't play Sombra and have got to great lengths to explain why, then projected this on everyone else
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>>160721610
thanks for the explanation about "flanking" in OW, it also explains the current tankheavy meta and why Mercy is a bad support at the moment in competitive; she brings no utility to the team only raw healing on one person
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dva is too good now. defense matrix is broken.
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>>160722394
yet she still gets picks somehow, because head established is still super overpowered
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>>160722108
I bought the game
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>>160722229
How did he even get banned? Was he telling everyone he was intentionally losing or something?
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>>160721549
How fast are queues at that SR?
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>>160722593
No, blizzard just saw the video on youtube.
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>There will never be a Cadian Imperial Guardsmen Soldier 76 skin
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>>160722648
Lol dumbass. I'd get to rank 1 first, then post the vids.
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if kaplan came up to you and told you that you could choose to never be placed into one map again, and there is no changing ever, what map would you pick?
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>>160722960
hanamura
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>>160722960
Ilios
fuck that map
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>>160722960
Hanamura
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>>160722786
Pretty sure he got to rank 1 before he was banned. In the video he was already was less than rank 10 or something.
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>>160722786
That's what he did.
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>>160721549
You don't look like you belong there at all. Not that low anyway.
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>Dva

Thruster duration to 1.5.
Can no longer nuke when she dies.


there, fixed.
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>>160722960
Hanamura, but only attack. Defense is great for Torbjörn cheese.
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D.Va did not suddenly get broken with a 100 hp increase
this is a case of shitters being shit
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>>160720725
Dude this reminds me when I was in university girls would randomly ask to take pictures with me and I have no idea why
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>go 10-10
>at a lower rating

what?

>>160723182
shes still bad. winston is still better. just like mccree is still better than 76

but for some reason platinum and gold thinks buffed = good
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Skins you wanted but didnt get?
Vampire symmetra ugghhhh... fuck
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dva has no counters post zarya nerf.

maybe defense matrix will get nerfed
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>Keep getting XP penalties for leaving quick play when teams are playing like shit
>decide to try 3v3 to burn through the penalty
>first game I go Roadhog
>team picks Mei and McCree
>no fucking healer
>lose
>"okay, maybe someone else wanted tank, I'll play Ana"
>they both stay with Mei and McCree
>McCree can't aim for shit
>even fails to FtH a stunned Sombra
>lose
>"okay, maybe with Zarya I can keep these window lickers alive"
>Mei switches to Sombra for no reason
>gets killed trying to flank
>keep McCree alive a little while but he ignores the Roadhog coming from are back line I'm shooting at
>all 3 of the enemy team surround me and I just quit
>now at 10 games of -75% XP
Fucking kill me /owg/
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>>160723356
Agreed, she's always had a bit of a niche thing going for her though. I enjoy her movement speed bonus, but the extra HP seemed a little weird to add on top.
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>>160723486
but zarya does more damage now

her damage is instant rather than in parts
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>>160723485
I've still yet to get enough points to get a golden hammer
I think by this point the dream is dead and I'll never get out of high plat
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>it's a mccree with less than 15k avg dmg episode
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>>160723521
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>tfw your proudest moment becomes the potg
clips.twitch tv/akaijii/BusyCormorantKippa
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>>160722121
lose every placement and geat near zero medals
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>>160723486
You can nerf the shit out of Zarya all you want. But so long as theres shitters out there who keep shooting her shields, she will always be viable.
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>>160723495
Pig, McMeme, and Roadhog is actually a really good line up. If you can't get kills with that much stun then all of you must have dumpster fire tier aim.
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So is Sombra good/bad? I just started playing since the Olympics thing and my first match with her I had gold elim and obj kills, she seemed fun
also, any other major changes I should know about?
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>>160723472
I don't give a shit. I don't care how good any character is.

If they are bitchy, nerf their bitchiness away.

Why is Dva allowed to bitch out? Why does she have so much armor, can't run away, and le ohk point special? Why does she get to ult when she dies? Why doesn''t she need to reload? Why does she get to just magically out tank and spam no thanks to damage?

force the niggertry away, then buff her.
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>>160723875
>Why doesn''t she need to reload?
Because the game has infinite ammo and no one thought that that might lead to issues with infinite clips too
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>>160723636
Having high average damage as McCree is a bad thing. It means you're shooting rein shields and tanks (therefore feeding ana ultimate,) rather then doing what you ought to be doing: quick 2- and 3-taps on 200hp classes

t. I'm the best mccree in this plane of existence
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>>160723485
>Witch Mercy
To add insult to injury I got Devil right before the event ended. I guess I'll just stick with default until next year.

>>160723486
Rein, Zen, Reaper, Roadhog
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>>160723793
No, I chipped health of the enemy Roadhog, he hooked me, I shot him, tried to hook him back, then their Ana hit him with her he 'nade and he finished me off
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>>160723356
Definitely not. The marginal walk speed increase is actually the bigger buff.

>>160723875
Until they fix Roadhog I don't want to hear this kind of shit about other characters.

>>160723831
Potentially situationaly good. In practice like 90% bad.
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>>160721549
H O W
O
W
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I literally only have fun if I win.
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>>160724006
>Witch Mercy
>To add insult to injury I got Devil right before the event ended. I guess I'll just stick with default until next year.

>"My servants never die!"
>"Casting a spell on you!"
>"Did someone call for a vitch?"
>"Vitches don't die zat easily..."
I was ready to go back to Cobalt after the Halloween event ended. Now I don't think I'll ever switch her skin.
And the batshit recharge rate for healers' ults even makes her viable again. quick /owg/, name a tier lower than yours and say that I'm in it
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>>160724439
I don't even have fun then, I still complain about my team and shitty plays.

I only have fun when I have a really good k/d and multiple gold medals
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I got called a tryhard today. I had no response.

How do you respond to something like that?
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>>160724265

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiK7QzfX4wQ&feature=youtu.be

Another! Enjoy!
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>>160721549

I will never complain about plat again
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>>160724215
fuck off. roadhog can kill some retard who gets in range once in awhile.

Dva is just a fucking nigger

absorbs an infinite amount of damage, duration, projects onto the point

you can't run, so she's also winston. oh but she can right click and bitchout, then fly away

she's ranged and can nigger out ranged characters effortlesly with chip damage

she can nuke for le so gud on the point
She needs to be made a melee character.
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>>160723495
>Trying to play 3v3 in a game where 6v6 is still not properly balanced
Wew most people just hang themselves, you however seem to enjoy prolonged suffering.
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>>160724579
>rein charging off the side not even 30s in

This is great
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>>160722643
instant
>>160723159
no, I don't belong that low, I have other accounts on higher SR.
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>>160724520
I exaggerated a bit: I would equip the all gold or either nordic skin. Or a hypothetical black armor suit with silver or gold trim.
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>>160724579

I need more.
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>>160724558
>How do you respond to something like that?

>fucking tryhard
Thank you?
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>>160724759
no you don't
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>>160724520
>And the batshit recharge rate for healers' ults even makes her viable again.

No it doesn't because Ana exists.

As long as Ana exists in the state she's at, Mercy wont be best pick and that saddens me deeply but it is what it is.

Unless you're below diamond. in which case of course she's 'good' because you're shit.
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>>160723485
>>160724006

I got all of the Halloween skins. Not all at once either. I was doing awful for the first couple of weeks but I put my nose to the grindstone in the final stretch and started getting them and buying them with gold.

On the last day of the event, the last loot box I opened which was also the last Halloween skin I needed was Witch Mercy.

It was. Fucking. Amazing.
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>>160723645
Now that's a fucking potg
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is competitive more fun than quickplay? been trying the free weekend and i wanna know.
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I know it doesn't do much, but I block quite literally every hanzo/widowmaker picker/mainer I see while I wait for a round to start.

It makes me feel a little better about having to put up with them.
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>>160724579

>I'll dps a bit
>Switches to Widowmaker
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>>160724617
>Instakill as a regular ability
>Tank, but still favored against the "anti-tank" heroes
>Gas huff outheals most characters' damage output without getting interupted
>Even with headshots
>Ult pins enemies to the ceiling so they can't get away
Roadhog is pure cancer. He belongs in a moba, not a fps.
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>>160724897
when i decided i didnt give a shit about my actual rank, i started enjoying comp more. people in qp truly dont give a shit, but at least comp play 90% of the time gives you allies who want to win
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>>160722593
Did he make it though?
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>>160724962
who fucking cares, any dps character can kill him and hes walking ult charge.
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>>160724835
>Unless you're below diamond. in which case of course she's 'good' because you're shit.

So predictabur...
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>>160724520
>bought valkyrie mercy near the end of the event because I resigned myself to not getting the witch skin
>finally get the witch skin

Dammit, I like the Valkyrie one but the witch skin is sooooo good.
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>>160724558
"'tryhard' is just a buzzword for people who are trying just justify their own incompetence (^:"
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>>160724974
see that's why i want to play comp, It seems like people actually try to work together to win.
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>>160724558
Should have said 'i'm not even trying, mate :^)'
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>>160724835
>nerf everyone who makes my waifu unviable
Or you could just slightly buff Mercys heal and damage boost. 5% would be enough.
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>>160725032
>who fucking cares, any dps character can kill him
Excuse me, have you even seen this thing? You seem to have no idea what it does. Don't even tell me some shit like "well it's got a cooldown" when RH can just huff gas to not die until it's ready again.
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>>160725067
Not as much as you would think. Group up with a few people so you don't lose as many matches on the character select screen.
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>>160725316
Everyone should be viable in one way or another, mercy is no exception.

I feel like swapping Ana and Mercy's standard healing would be a good change. Mercy is 60 a second, Ana is 75.

Make it so Ana is 60 and Mercy is 75, because Ana still has a biotic grenade to boost her healing to 120, 50% of the time (5 sec duration; 10 sec cooldown) which solidifies her as burst healing.
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>>160719857
god that stare just kills me
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>>160721549
>>160724579
What is that guy's main ranked?
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Now this is a ship I did not know I wanted until now...
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Has anyone else noticed a huge influx of retards in ranked today? Like, actual retards. I've had teammates making tounge noises and shit, calling each other cunts and tryhards before the match starts. I lost 100 points tonight because of people like this.

Why are they always on my team?
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>>160725506
i don't have anyone to group up with, everyone i know only plays comp which i can't do since i'm a free weekender or they don't have it/like the game
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>>160726008
F2P weekend, bro.
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I am the exact opposite of most Genji players.

>Got Oni skin
>Fuck it, might as well
>Play Oni nonstop for two days
>Flipping through the air
>Dodging all bullets
>Hitting every target
>Pulling massive killstreaks before death
>Ult
>Not a single fucking kill
>Instant Death

It pisses me off so fucking bad, just how?
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>>160726008
Same

want to see if we can get a party of non retards together and stack?
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>>160726008
I said "it might be better if we had a Reinhardt instead of monkey" to one guy and he said "it might be better if I go AFK", and he went AFK. This was like a minute in, and we were doing well until then.

>>160726101
I thought that too, but F2P can't play competitive.
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Had a mostly enjoyable weekend playing as a freefag.
Just wondering, is there any sort of "end game content" or is it just playing the same style of matches but with ELO?
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>>160725854
if I told you, you wouldn't believe me
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>>160726192
>competitive MP game
>end game content
What?
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>>160726101
>f2p
>comp
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>>160726192
>end game content

What does this mean?
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Anybody else getting really sick of this game and its fucking abysmal community?
Almost every game I join there's drama regarding who plays damage and who has to suck it up and heal.
People instantly sperg at their team out of the nowhere if you lose a round.
If I had a 6 man pre made I guess it would be a lot more fun but right now I always get matched with 14 year old twitch meme spamming autists hopped up on caffeinated drinks who refuse to play anything but attack heroes while simultaneously berating the entire team for the duration of the match.
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>literally just bought OverWatch
>already sick of it
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>>160726259
You only need to be level 25

Assuming you can get about 2000 exp per game, more with group stacking bonus, it's pretty easy to level up
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>>160726194
Don't keep teasing us
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>>160726305
i did this too, why did i buy such an awful game
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>>160726259
Is it really that difficult to get to level 25 on Saturday and shit it up on Sunday?
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>>160726336
Free players are specifically locked out of ranked even if they're level 25 or above, until they actually buy the game
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>>160726286
buyer's problem. free weekenders pick whatever they want, switch anytime and no one complains.
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ausfag here
been playing the free weekend
i'm not the greatest shot so mostly been playing support
lucio or zarya are my favourits so far
if i decide to buy the game
which support heroes should i learn if i want to git gud?

also, where is the best place to buy it?
gmg has it for fiddy bucks
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>>160726286
>turn chat volume to zero
>turn off text chat
>play your own tunes
>frag out

i am enjoying this game so much more after i made those simple changes

i haven't seen or heard anyone talk in this game for months
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>>160726389
It was fun when it was free
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>>160726478
How do you win
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>>160726478
>Playing a game that's reliant on audio cues and communication
>Muting everyone and playing music
You're just the other side of the cancerous coin, Anon.
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anyone wanna gift me overwatch? I've been enjoying it for the weekend but wanna play comp
#12488
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>>160726038
>everyone i know only plays comp which i can't do since i'm a free weekender
I'm talking about in comp. I see a lot of 4 dps + Ana teammate rosters. Who the fuck am I supposed to pick to fix that lousy composition?
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Did bastion get a nerf? His spread and range damage seems to be worse
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Get in here for comp stacking

https://discord.gg/6Tk6c
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>>160726659
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>>160726582
it's cheap as fuck on arg store right now famalam
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>>160726582

>>160726305
>>160726537
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>>160726696
That's a great symmetra cosplay
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>>160726696
Yes, same
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>>160726607
A tank. Rein, usually. Before her nerf? Zarya. Hog, maybe. D.Va if you're on attack and have a flanker heavy comp.

It's an absolutely fucked composition and you'll lose to everyone except a team that's equally as or more incompetent.
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>>160726559
i only play qp so it's not like winning matters at all. just fragging out and making plays while listening some music is how i enjoy this game now and it works for me.
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>>160726363
top500, twice
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>>160726801
>mfw I'm hating overwatch and I didn't even pay for it
My boyfriend did
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Is there ever any reason not to play against AI?
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>tfw running into pros in all brawls
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>all that people praising you at the end
>people saying you are a good healer

Why playing as Mercy makes me feel comfy, warm and fuzzy inside?
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>>160726870
Would have guessed low diamond
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>>160727129
You're such a healslut.
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>>160722148
The makeup will cover up her skin if that's what your concerned about.
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>>160727129
Because you're a slut.
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>>160727161
me too, from the quality of that footage, I play like a shoe today!
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>>160727081
Rapha is not very good at this game. Very overinflated SR from teamstacking.

He's one of those names where I feel relieved if he's on the enemy team. I wonder what happened? Has he just gotten too old?
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Widowmaker just waved at you. How do you respond?
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>While at Hanamaura.
>Hear Zarya say after killing Sombra "Do you even lift?"

Good fucking god this game.
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>>160726659
I don't understand what's going on in that picture. Are they supposed to be sexbots?
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>>160726582
Depends, do you have a feminine penis?
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>>160727161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dum2-ipmkmI

another for y'all to enjoy!
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>>160727307
Rape her as punishment. She should learn to speak when spoken to, and that includes gestures.
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>>160727050
It's so easy its not fun?
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>>160727307
behead her
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>>160727129
Because you're giving each and every team member a personal touch. You're following them around and keeping them topped up, and you're raising their damage to help them do their job better. Dashing from one ally to the next to take care of them feels great.

Much as I enjoy playing Ana, I wish I could play Mercy more frequently again.
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>>160727309
HAHA that's epic! epic meme win

where do i click to do a upvote?
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post your best overwatch meme
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>>160727307
DEATH
DEATH-
DEATH-
DEATH-
Is whimsical today
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>>160727467
>Much as I enjoy playing Ana, I wish I could play Mercy more frequently again.
Do you ever just set aside the meta memes and give her another shot every now and then?
She's really good. ___________
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>>160718367
if you ever go on r/overwatch (don't) everyone circlejerks about how support mains are literally all the second coming of christ, they do no wrong, and everything's dps players' fault blah blah blah. it's actually entertaining to see their victim complex.
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>>160727129
>he hasn't achieved healslut satori
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>>160727410
More like it's the only fun way to play because every human player on an opposing team will be meta as fuck and you dont have to babysit your team.

You get EXP anyway.
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>>160726192
When you reach level 100 you get to the center of the overwatch universe and get a wicked good cutscene.
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>>160727357
idk maybe
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>Roadhog can no longer 1v1 DVa from full health at point-blank
FUCK YOU BLIZZARD
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>>160727273
Idk but it was the Pharmercy brawl so maybe he felt slightly more at home as he got top elims and potg. Personally I just like to keep track of when I run into pro players as I'm only a platshitter.
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>>160727307
Heya
Ooh Scary
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>>160727050
The AI is literally retarded. Even the hard AI will sometimes just stand still and do nothing. Plus queuing takes forever. 30 mins at least
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>>160727557
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>>160727752
this is what i've always wanted

does this mean i can do anything in this game?
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>>160727410
>It's so easy its not fun?
But you just described all of Overwatch in only 6 words...
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>go 3v3 eliminations
>need 15 fucking losses before I get a win and my box
>I'm the worst player in the fucking universe
>go mystery heroes 1v1
>5-0
>5-0
>5-0
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>>160727775
I can't work with "maybe"
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>>160727641
I play her on defence occasionally. When a more submissive healer is required.
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Where the fuck is the good Ana/76 art? Only thing Tumblr has is homo art.
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>>160728015
3v3
Meta = skill

1v1
Skill = skill

In fact, 1v1 might be the only balanced game mode in the entirety of Overwatch. Oh wait, thats not something to be proud of.
>>
how the fuck do you communicate "stand behind my shield" as fucking rein

holy fucking shit holy fuck
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>>160727980
Cancerous/10
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>>160728015
Consider grouping up
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>>160727967
>Plus queuing takes forever. 30 mins at least
Why must you lie on the internet
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>>160728185
Have they confirmed which Blackwatch member is Pharrah's dad yet?
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>>160727198
>>160727218
I just like to help the team and be useful and to be able to be relied on.

>>160727467
This, all this. And it's pretty cool that I learned to play as Mercy reasonably fast. It feels really great when you save your mates from imminent death and revive them at the most crucial moments and guarantee the win.

I'm glad I already have a little of experience with Team Fortress 2.

>>160727659
I started playing recently and I'm having loads of fun so far. $60 well spent.
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>>160728186
every fucking game was the same roadhog+ana+soldier/mccree/gengu mess

I think 3v3 should also have random heroes, it's arcade shit.
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>>160728191
>Group up here!
Or use the mic.
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>>160728015
Just 1v1 for boxes. If you have a pulse it's free wins.
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>>160728015
>go to 3v3 eliminations
>my team works well together against the enemy team
>we get to 2-0
>one of the enemy players leaves
>reinstancing...
>game ends because another player couldn't be found
>don't get a win counted because it was only 2-0

This happens nearly every fucking time for me.
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>>160728208
Go and queue for hard AI right now. Skirmishes last for about 25 mins and I went through 2 of them fully before finally getting a match
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>>160728078
i don't really know if i do or do not, I've never been asked the question before. if i said yes and did not have what your asking for i would be a liar.
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>>160727557
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>>160727307
I CAN BENCH MORE THAN YOU
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>elapsed time: 3 mins

dead game is dead
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>>160728361
>hard AI
Why not just QP
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>>160728376
If you're on HRT you probably have a feminine penis
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>>160719857
Wait. What do you mean dinks?
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Is there any way for me to see peoples KDAs and objective time/points during a round?

Or does blizzard not let me see that so that I cant call out people who cant pull their own weight
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>>160725697
Mercy has a beam that's 100% reliable and doesn't even require you to face your target, shut the fuck up you mongoloid.

She's viable for people who can't aim. I'm sorry your generic slut healer isn't meta due to her low as fuck skill ceiling, get over it.
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>>160728278
it is arcade shit, that's why it's in the arcade
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>>160728278
Play junkrat if you want to get people mad.

Go to one of the two buildings on the side, arc bombs over, go inside for cover if there's enemies in the other building. Put traps at places with turning hallways, which is a lot of places.
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>>160728484
>>160728376
>>160728078
>>160727775
>>160727357

>amerilards waking up
>faggotry increasing exponentially
every day
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>>160728495
The noise a headshot makes in Overwatch.
Bronze confirmed.
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>>160725864
wew
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>>160728569
>amerilards waking up
It's 10:43 PM here. Slavs are waking up right now.

>>160728509
>Or does blizzard not let me see that so that I cant call out people who cant pull their own weight
This.
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>>160728595
that's a tink not a dink you stupid dumb idiot
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>>160728484
Not on HRT
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>>160728569
>Midnight on the east coast
>Just waking up

Meanwhile, it's about 8am in Slav time....
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>>160728683
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>>160728185
Faggots don't like best pairing is why.
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>>160728723
It's more of a f'taang.
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>>160727557
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>>160728185

>Ana/76
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>>160729210
>he doesn't like most alpha pairing
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>>160729124
I hear it more like frrrrrrunkis
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>>160728948
I just want the next short just be them talking in a bar after the events of old soldiers. They are talking about what happened to them between the fall of Overwatch and now. As they are doing this they notice Talon agents getting ready to make a move on them. As they finish up there conversation they reach for their weapons and just start fucking up the place.
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>>160729313
>>160729124
Are you two playing a fucking bootleg version or something?
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>winstreak 4 matches
>every match getting +15
>next match
>my ISP thinks it's time to shut it down
>dc'd
>can't reconnect
>-65 SR
I fuckin hate mondays
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>>160729313
I've always heard it s more of a plunk
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Genji is with you
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>>160727368
>reported noob aimbot
>no pls :(
this is gold. we need more of those.
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Overwatch thinks its tf2 now, how cute!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyJNoTgnh7k
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>>160729369
>didn't check his sound settings
>didn't change headshot noise from tick
>not superior bell sound
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>>160729623
>tf2fags so anally annihilated about their game being dead they throw temper tantrums because other people are still having fun
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>>160729589
Widowmakeah heeah.
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So out of a lineup of 22 characters, you have exactly 1 black person – Lucio. And YES I get that there are other characters who are visible minorities – Symmetra, Pharah, Hanzo, etc. But what about McCree and Soldier 76, who are both from the United States? Or Tracer, who is from the UK? Or Widowmaker, who is from France? Or Mercy, who is from Switzerland? All of these are countries with diverse populations! Black people live in all of these countries! Coding all of the Western first world nations as white is problematic as hell. (And no, Widowmaker does not count as a PoC because she’s blue.)

So with all of that in mind, it is doubly problematic that Lucio – the only black guy – is a black guy from the slums. And sure, he’s from the favelas in Rio de Janeiro. And sure he was “fighting the man”. But the core concept was “black DJ from the slums who stole things”. And when your go-to backstory for the only black guy is “poor thief”, that is super fucking problematic. The stereotype of black people as thieves and criminals is the reason why real actual black people get profiled by police and followed in shops and stores. And the fact that the video games industry is more than 87% white makes all of this even more problematic.

So. You know. What the actual fuck, Blizzard?
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>>160729631
it's more like a <bing> <bing> "Wahoo!!" <boop> <bing> <bing> "I'ma numbah one!" <beep> <boop> "Back from the grave..." <bing> <bing> "Wahoo!!" <boop> "Die, die, die!" <bing> <bing> dunadunadundun, dunadunadundun, dunadunadunadundun dundundun! sound
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>>160727368
I heard you say you were top500.

Any advice on improving my genji aim from 20% to something good? I feel really innacurate when I use my altfire even at close range.
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>>160729538
you can get more than -30s on the first lose (non streak)?
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>>160729631
I fell for it.
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>>160729940
What about Winston?
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>>160728723
chink
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>>160729940
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THIS DREAM WILL NEVER DIE
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Who is the best tank to play on Ilios and why?
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>tfw too intelligent to come up with new shitposts
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>tfw you stomp on someone so hard in 1v1 they dont even say gg
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>>160729940
Maybe if this copypasta gets spammed enough, we'll get a hot sassy black woman as our next hero or something..
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>>160730486
>tfw no chicago sassy black lady gf
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>>160730478
>interacting with other players in any way
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>>160730393
Winston and D.Va
Although Ilios is Reinhardt's best KOTH map by a mile and there's obvious value in Roadhog on Ilios: Well
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>>160730639
As for why: nature of KOTH
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What can mccree actually do against bastion?
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>>160730486
>sassy black woman as our next hero
i actually expected them to do so tbqh.
but then again they just released sombra and before that, ana.
they'll probably just add doomfist as a mr.t equivalent next.
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>>160730360
That's the spirit, anon! I liked your theories, so I'm glad this whole mess with First Strike hasn't crushed your spirit!
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>>160730638
breasts too big
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>>160730830
Switch characters.
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>>160729831
>because other people are still having fun
You sure about that? I mean if your game was so good you wouldn't need to defend it, right?
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>>160730838
>>160730486
We already have Lucio guys...
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>>160731050
source?
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>>160730919
No such thing
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>>160731164
paheal is never a bad place to check.
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What the fuck is wrong with the interaction system. Sombra has no interactions with the other characters and the other characters aren't interacting that much either anymore in pregame mode.
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>>160731164
I think it's overwatch
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>>160731164
it's literally in the bottom right
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What do I actually do against torb as mccree?

I do like 20 damage from the retarded range his turrets have. I don't fucking get it.
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>>160718082

Someone answer me this.

Why do you get so fucking punished for losing and barely rewarded for winning?

I've been doing my damn hardest to climb. Getting golds, playing with the team, calling shots, playing roles the team needs.

But then into a game where we have idiots playing like idiots, not switching when asked kindly, just being shitters. Finally I snap and leave the game. I lose 70 fucking points.

Thanks Blizzard. I'm just about done with your shitty game. But gg you got my money.
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>>160731313
>bottom right
fuck, the bar blocked it
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>>160731352
You switch to Sombra or Genji.
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>>160731362
>Finally I snap and leave the game. I lose 70 fucking points.
I was going to try to explain how the SR adjustment system works, but then I read this, so fuck you. I hope that you suffer forever.
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female players are so bad
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>>160727557
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>>160731437
Kill yourself, I tried my damn hardest, until people on our team say 'gg I'm going to troll now.' So why the fuck should I have to waste my time?
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>>160730845
It's not crushed just because he didn't get a major piece of information. It just means we have to keep waiting until we get more.

Though currently, my bet on the homo now is Mei because the next story is probably the winter event and I can bet you 20 bucks the story will be about her on the ecopoint.

Let's see if I'm wrong though.
And in my defense no one really predicted First Strike would get canceled. It was such a stupid, wasteful move no one expected it.
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>every single 3v3 is ana roadhog mei

so fucking boring. there should be class restrictions on this shit
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>>160728585
>the non censored version

Can I have this gif?
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>>160731584
Because I think that you're an absolute shit person and I do not trust your account of the series of events.
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>>160731704
For me it was 76, Reaper, and Mercy.
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>>160730838
Doomfist is guaranteed to be black and honestly if they push another diversity hero on us, I quit. It actually disappoints me that in the original concept art Sombra was a pale qt, and then they made her a beaner.
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>>160731704
mei needs to not have 3 lives.
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>>160731362
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>>160718082
Is that mochi, sushi, or a fleshlight?

My mind's too far gone
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What's your favorite hero bark?

>THAT WAS A TACTICAL ERROR
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http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752175496
People are asking for Tracer buffs since her counters counter her very strongly
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>>160731675
That's true! And I wouldn't necessarily expect it to be Mei, but at the same time I don't think it's unlikely either. I wonder if they'll do another holiday-themed side story like Junkenstein, maybe Christmas at the ecopoint?
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>>160731437
Can you explain it to me?
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>>160731278
Really hope they fix it so that Zarya can actually say "Blyat, I'm gonna fuck you up for threatening my countrymen"
Instead of me having to use "I will break you." when the Sombra instalocker tries to say Hi to me
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>>160731456
I bet I can prove you wrong fuckboi
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>>160731456
Kitty a cute tho. My favourite moment of the Overwatch World Cup was that really good Russian Genji dropping his ult, going for Kitty, failing, then getting caught in a graviton surge as he tried to escape.
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>>160731825

>Not wanting a sassy black hero.

Anon, do you hate fun?
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>mfw a Mei player has a Chinese name
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>>160731894
Fuck no. The bane of my life is comp matches where the enemy Tracer is good and my team just lets themselves get harassed on the way to the objective and no one switches to Winston
>inb4 "why don't you switch?"
Lucio main.
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>>160731456
Not really.
Think of it this way, far more men play the game than women. You probably come across tonnes of absolute shit players all the time but you just take special notice of the female ones.
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>>160731065
>You sure about that
You are seriously getting pissy because there's a video of people having fun

>I mean if your game was so good you wouldn't need to defend it, right?
Nigga, what the fuck are you on about? The only thing I said was that you're desperately trying to shit on something for no reason, and it makes you look like a crybaby
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>>160731890
>FEEL THE GRAVITY!
>That's the power of attraction!
>Tactical necessity.
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>>160731968
>"you're taking this very seriously"
And when someone else gets Sombra first, I play Symmetra, and if someone tells me to switch, her voice line "I don't think so"
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>>160731278
Who knows. Last time it took some people complaining about Pharah/Mercy dialogue being gone for a couple months before Chu responded but now it's like some interactions only have one of the heroes saying their part. The Sombra thing is certainly intentional and hopefully they'll give her some interactions before long.
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>>160731825
Too bad for you that Blizzard decided to cater to my Latina fetish, fuckboi
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>It's another "Your teammate is a Sombra main that insists they know how to play Sombra and literally refuses to swap off the entire game" episode

>It's another "Your teammate is a "lol u salty" autistic fuck who can't even spell properly" episode

>It's another "Traveling to Hanamura" episode

I want to stop watching this show
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>>160731825

Are you retarded? Sombra was supposed to be Mexican from the start. Even the word is Spainish.

And of course there's gonna be notwhite people in the cast. The game is about an international team of heroes.
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>>160732204
>I don't think so
OK, That's pretty good.

If someone whose shit instalocks Zarya, I just spam "BE CHAMPIONS" as Lucio, in hopes that they git gud
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>>160732016
Not him but I hate sassy black chicks. They're fucking assholes.
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>>160732220
The Sombra interactions are just not there. They've data mined all her dialog already and she has no voice lines with other characters. It's stupid.
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>>160732220

Sombra also has no sitting emote and her laugh emote has no actual laughing sound.

They must have rushed her out or something.

Ana had a laugh and pre-game interactions on her release right?
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>>160732303
>tfw can actually aim and track as Sombra
>tfw don't over extend
>tfw do the job of a DPS, have gold damage, elims, and objective time
>nobody ever helps me try and take out Mercy
>try to hack her before she ults
>lol no, here's a stray streetpig shotgun pellet
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>Headshotting a cloaked Sombra with an icicle when you were taking absent minded potshots at the choke point.
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>>160731897
>>160731897
Overwatch tries to match you and your team against another team in a game that they think that you each have a completely even chance of winning.

Because different people are online and searching for competitive games at different times, they can't always make a perfect match. So they try to make the best, closest match.

If you get matched up against a team that the game thought you should have beaten (the game thought that your team's chance of winning was over >50%), then you'll get fewer SR for a win, and lose more SR for a loss.
So, if you get matched up against a team that the game thought you didn't have as good of a chance to beat, then you'll lose fewer SR for getting rolled by them, but you'll receive way more SR if you manage to pull off a victory against that favored team.

The bigger the win chance difference between two teams, the more the SR "payout" gets changed by, win or loss.

Individual performance may factor into SR payouts, but not by much, if at all. I've never seen any math proving it.
The pre-match win chance has the biggest effect on how much SR you'll gain or lose.

This win chance is NOT re-calculated if a teammate quits.
If you manage to pull off an amazing 5-man upset, you do not get rewarded for your extra effort.
If you get soundly beaten because you're a man down, as usually happens, you will lose the full, normal amount of SR. This is why quitters are cunts.
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>>160731890
>Might not want to tell your friends about that!
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>>160732349
They probably rushed her out in time for Blizzcon and didn't bother putting in the lines yet.
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>>160732472
Thank you
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So how would people feel if they made certain characters that are horrible for attack get a different set of abilities that is only used on offense? I don't think it will totally solve the issue but maybe at least make it somewhat bearable to an extent.
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>>160731890
HAH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUm1BGedsqU
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>>160731890

>You were not meant for greatness.
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>>160732349
You would've thought she'd at least have some lines with Widow or Reaper before a match starts.

>>160732445
The laughs didn't come out until the Eichenwalde patch but she did have all her pre-match interactions unless I'm mistaken. This might be the standard for new heroes.
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>>160731890
ARE YOU AFRAID TO FIGHT ME?

CRUSADER ONLINE!
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>>160732016
I hate niggers
No but in all seriousness, the state of videogames today, I can't see a black character without questioning if it's a needless push for diversity. They very rarely seem organic. Watchdogs 2, black protagonist. Mafia 3, black protagonist, entire plot about race relations and the main antagonist looks like Trump. Dishonored 2 important character is a black woman with 1 arm.
I really don't think it was a coincidence that Sombra was initially a pale qt, later changed to be Mexican, in the year Donald Trump ran for president with a major policy being to build a wall on the Mexican border.

I genuinely have a bet on with a friend that Overwatch will never introduce a new white character.
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>>160731890
>Mock death at your own peril.
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Quick, add one line of character interaction to the game that will piss off as many shippers as possible.

You cannot make any definitive statements, only implying implications.
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>>160732623
She has lines with Widow and Reaper and vice versa when they kill each other. That's about it though.
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>>160732472
I actually really like how it's designed to blunt the damage done by being put in an unfair matchup like that

There's certainly a number of issues with it, but that isn't one of them like holy fuck it needs to seriously recalculate shit if you're on a 5v6 so you don't get punished for other people bbeing fucks/spoiler]
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>>160732632
>CRUSADER ONLINE!
The new recording is fucking great.

CRU SAY DER ON LINE.
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>>160732303
>it's another "Mercy is pocket healing/boosting the 76 she's in a group with" episode
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>>160732730
What the fuck do you expect a stack to do? Grief each other?
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>>160732714
HAMMER DOWN
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>>160732632
What is this image? Did you draw it?

>>160732692
Insert any Genji/Mercy interaction here
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I love Hana.
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>>160732692
>tfw no "We'll always have Paris" line between Widowmaker and Soldier
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>>160732312
http://www.polygon.com/2016/11/4/13529226/overwatch-sombra-concept-art#0

Earliest concept art she was a pale qt ninja, and then they gave all her abilities to the Shitmada bros.
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>>160731890
"How many is that? I stopped keeping count a long time ago."
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>Guy whines for me to switch or he will throw the game.
>Decide to bite the bullet.
>He still bitches regardless and throws blaming me.
>Entire team reports me with him.

So I guess appeasing people just fucks you over more.
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>>160732796
nawh its back from when there was open beta and the /owg/ flockdraw was alive and kicken, great people were in there, drawing good shit.
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>>160732796
>Quick, add one line of character interaction to the game that will piss off as many shippers as possible.
>Insert any Genji/Mercy interaction here
ree, you win.
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>>160731894
You see all sorts of retarded shit over there. There is a large swathe of the community, with SR somewhere between 1400 and 2700 that will post things like "D.Va buff is too much, Winston is now weaker than ever" and other hopelessly clueless stuff.

Sometimes you'll see something not-so-retarded like "Junkrat shouldn't be a troll pick only: Blizzard needs to take a serious assessment of their hero balance" and you'll see them downvoted 100 times while everyone tells them that they just suck and Junkrat is one of the strongest heroes.
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>>160732830
Get over it autismo.
She's not white
>oh my lord, what a *travesty*
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>>160732843

Ana's golden gun is so fucking nice.

Too bad I got D.va's.
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>>160732692
>76 line in a new map
>"This is where Reyes met her... I wonder..."
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>>160732790
If you're playing Mercy prioritise healing the team instead of sucking your bf's dick to give him PotG
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>>160731890
>"WHEN ALL YOU HAVE IS A HAMMER, EVERYONE ELSE IS A NAIL!"
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>>160733031
Okay, fair point.

Thanks for making me laugh unexpectedly with the bf dick sucking comment.
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>Be on Masters
>Get into a match
>Someone on my team immediately starts crying about the opposing side having 2 smurfs of so called pro players
>"So?"
>He proceed to ramble about MM being unfair and that we have no odds of winning at all
>Tell him to stop whining and just win
>The rest of the team agrees
>End up winning Anubis 4-3
>>
They should totally add "end of match" dialogue between heroes.

Rein
>Now for some Currywurst!
D.va
>Alright, time to roll for drops!
Reaper
>Saturday Morning Cartoon laugh

>>160732692
Mercy when Genji is on her team
>Genji, you'll need a thorough examination after we've cleaned up here.
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>>160732950
I have quite a few rein legendary skins considering im a rein main and my favorite golden wep skin I have for him is the axe on blackhart
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>>160732843
Fuck I miss playing Ana when everything works out well like that. The problem I have mostly is my teammates can't keep up. I nano boost, they fail. I kill and help push the team, they can't get any kills in. It's either dps and not heal or heal with minor dps but the team still isn't pushing. And then you get shit where they don't group up and separate and I physically can't heal them because it will compromise my position. That shit happens the most on Eichenwalde than anywhere else.
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>>160732905
Oh, I see. It's pretty cute stuff.

>>160732914
I think both pairings are nice desu.
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>tfw no mercy gf
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>>160731890
>Now I feel alive.
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>>160733141
Mercy cuck
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>>160731890
Tracer mocking Reaper after she kills him.
"Death comes."
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Someone please explain to me why this loss is my fault.
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>>160732692
"No thanks, I'm straight."
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>>160733218
does that mean her heart is beating faster?
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>>160733136
What league are you in? I can tell you that playing Ana in master league is like a dream, almost everyone is on the same page and will communicate about coordinating nano-boost and perform correctly once they get it.
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>>160731890
When Junkrat starts humming the 1812 overture after a triple kill
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>>160733295
>picked d.va
Why are you even asking, cunt?
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you turbo turds bully the damn muffinmuncher

priority target! Priority target!
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>>160733302
That'd probably count as a "definitive statement.
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>>160733423
d'va is in a stupidly good spot right now though, nothing wrong with her being picked, buffs stronk.
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>>160731890
What >>160733421 said. I like all his triple kill lines, but the humming is my absolute favorite.
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>>160718367
>cannot aim a gun
But her gun is fucking great. It functions about the same as D.va's so it's basically an smg.
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>>160732796
>why won't you let me die
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>>160732349
Maybe they are planning something big. All the soldier 76/ ana interactions seem to be deleted since I keep hearing "for a man of your years you are looking pretty good Jack" over and again. there's supposed to be 7.Also all the Reinhardt Lucio interactions seem gone and the Pharah Mercy one is gone. Maybe with the new map coming this December they will give Sombra interactions as well as new ones for other characters.
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>>160733568
>It functions about the same as D.va's so it's basically an smg.
I've never tried, and I've been meaning to but I've got papers to write.
Does Mercy's pistol have an increased fire rate if you just hold down the trigger?

I just learned about little D.va's gun working that way the other day, and I feel like a goddamned idiot for having let myself get killed by people I could've outgunned.
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>tfw the Christmas skins will be probably be shitty
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>>160733684
Fair enough.
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>>160733750
I just want a Chinese New Year Mei in one of those dresses with the slit down the leg.
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>>160733503

If she's so good how come you cannot win by yourself against fucking golds?

Oh right you're gold yourself so your opinion is irrelevant
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how do i play high noon man
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>>160733750
probably lazy santa coats or red-white-green recolors.
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>Pharah - my ultimate is ready
>Sombra (me) - my ultimate is ready
>Pharah - understood
>drop my ult on 3 of the enemy team, including Tracer and Zarya
>ROCKET BARRAGE INCOMING
>3 assists pop up
Felt pretty good
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>>160733843
oh wait im not that d'va poster m8 relax. im
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>>160733423
If you havent noticed, I havent even picked a hero yet in that image

I know, looking at pictures is hard
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>>160733836
I hope they do one for Pharah as she needs a new legendary skin.
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>>160733862
L2Aim

Learn the spots that let you Deadeye and catch people off guard.
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>>160733862
left click heads
e when someone gets near you, then either left click head
right click on upclose tanks on low health
combat roll to scedaddle the fuck out
HIGH NOON when no one knows your there
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>>160718638
Literally just means "leather pants" anyway.
t. burger with meh at best German
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>try game out for free weekend
>yesterday everything was fine
>today keep getting matched against teams with multiple lvl 50-90 players, with the highest on our team being 16 or something

Does this happen normally, or is it just the free weekend throwing the matchmaking off?
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>>160733958
Your spelling was bothering me until I got to
>scedaddle
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Basketball map when?
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>>160734001
his spelling is fine though
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>>160734026
In every spawn ship.
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>1v1 a 3900 sr McCree main playing Soldier with Mercy's Pistol

Anyone who thinks Mercy doesn't have some weird ass hitbox shenanigans is wrong
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>>160733705
Holy shit I had no idea. Mercy's doesn't, but it's rapid fire like D.va's with a quick reload. It'll kill most weaker characters in one go if you're good with it.
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>quick play with comp matchmaker never
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>>160734104
projectiles are programmed to slightly auto-snap to hitboxes and heads

it's to make shitters feel good about having bad aim, there's a few videos showing it with mercy's gun and mei icicles, but I think it applies to every projectile? I don't remember
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>>160733416
I wish I was you. I'm trapped with plat shitters.
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>>160734157
>>quick play with comp matchmaker never
What would be the difference? QP has 1 class limit now
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>>160718198
cutest and best pairing
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>>160733689
Now that you mention it, I have noticed a lot less pre-match banter. Maybe it's a bug, but I wonder if they're reworking lines?
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>>160733689
>there's supposed to be 7
Since when? There has always only been 4 and he has 3 with Reaper.
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>>160734026
THE JELLO IS JIGGLING
THE EGGS ARE COOOOLING

>Kap literally went to a game wearing his Overwatch sweater
>he was probably hoping someone would recognize him
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>>160727557
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>>160734157
it's called quick play for a reason
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>>160734076
>Los Angeles map gets released
>It's Lucioball, but with the basketball
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>playing KoTH
>slap a tracer ult on a Mei on point
>kill 4 people
>two more rush in
>blink past them, blast them in the back, rewind once they turn around and do it again
>kill both of them
>potg
Holy fuck Tracer is so damn fun to play.
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>>160734219
Not getting matched with plats against 4k stacks and similar shit.

>>160734417
And i fail to see that reason, because comp queue is faster 99% of the time anyway.
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>>160734417
Takes me 5 minutes to find a 8 minute game
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>>160734550
>Takes me 5 minutes to find a 8 minute game
>a 8 minute game
"an"
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>>160721549
It's cute how they play :3
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>>160734585
Takes me 5 minutes to tie an noose around my neck
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>>160734157
>"quick" play
>takes at least twice as long to find a match
>player SR is all over the place
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>>160734543
>Holy fuck Tracer is so annoying to play against
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>>160734585
Are you really that autistic?
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>Click comp on accident
>Immediately hit leave queue
>Go to arcade, about to click queue
>Get put into the start of a comp game
>Leave immediately
>Lose 100 mmr
thanks for the shit system valve
now my autism about not doing any comp matches after placement is ruined
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Why do girls play Mercy?
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Overwatch sitcom when
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>>160734179
I can't find any videos mind linking me something
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>>160734661
Same thing happened to me but I stuck around and won as someone on the other team left and I was promoted to platinum.
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>>160734684
Why don't you ask some yourself?

>/owg/

Oh.

Xbox GT: Girseph
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>>160733329
Maybe but after all that Talon torture I doubt it.
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>>160734684
>submissive playstyle
>"nice rez" comes up a lot more often than "nice speedboost" or "nice sleep"
>easy to play dress up with
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>>160734817
That's a cute nose
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>>160734702

https://youtu.be/TwkT44t387Y
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>Holy shit, I have gold medals in Elims and Objective Kills
>my shoulders hurt from carrying this shitty team
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>havn't played much since sombra came out
>barely played her outside of 3v3 matches since someone always picked her first in qp
>did alright there, saved the team a bunch of times
>go to quick play and land her first
>suddenly feel like three or four sets of eyes are burning through me

After that I decided to play Zenyatta and someone immediately chose Sombra the second I moved off of her. It's just cuz she's new right? I mean she's fun but damn.
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>be me
>die
>mercy resurrects me while im alt-tabbed
can we get rid of mercy shitters?
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Do you think s76 will be nerfed now since he is in every team? I'm thinking of getting his golden gun which would suck if they nerf him back to bad-mcree status
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>>160734864
kys frogger
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Is McCree half mexican?
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>>160734774
Yea I closed the game but then re-opened, it said "Rejoin game" and I thought "sure why not", but then it wouldn't let me.
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>>160734962
Well he is from New Mexico.
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>>160734934
I wanna nerf that ass.
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>>160734702
Every time I see this I think it could potentially happen in the canon.

>76 and Ana looking for the purple box that was in McCree's comic
>they are in LA and a truck carrying it is heading through the city
>McCree is also in LA
>Ana snipes the truck driver
>McCree notices something fishy about a crash in a near by intersection
>investigates
>Talon everywhere
>76 notices McCree and forcibly recruits him on the spot
>they hijack a car and 76 throws the purple case inside
>Reaper shadow steps into the back seat
>"MCCREE KEEP DRIVING!"
>pic related

>McCree doesn't know what to be more afraid of, if they kill each other back there or start getting frisky
>eventually he just crashes the car out of frustration
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>>160734962
He's probably hispanic
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>>160734864
>>160734684
Are this threads just made of peoples asking the same questions over and over ?
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>>160734304
Check the Overwatch wiki there is 7 listed on there.
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>>160734962
Depends on how tumblr you want to go:

Anti tumblr: Mcree is a racist

Tumblr: mcree is full Mexican

Dumblr: mcree is a black trans women.
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>>160735053
but it's already flat. are you gonna indent it
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>>160735062
thread is as dead as the game
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>>160734862
Pretty much but I've already gotten to a point where I might not even see a Sombra on either team
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>>160724687
I'm in plat and I see that.
>Route 66
>I'm on offense
>Rein on defense camping outside of our spawn
>Charges me off the cliff
>Okay maybe he just made a mistake
>Repeats 4 times not realizing his walk back to the objective is 10x mine
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>get off symmetra
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>>160735094
What interactions are you talking about? Do you mean lines of dialog or exchanges? There are 6 in total and 4 major ones.
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>one shot one kill
>takes two shots to kill most heroes
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Why cant I fucking rank up. All these People who never try to change up their hero comp. These assholes stay sombra the whole god damn game and we lose every god damn time. I will admit that Sombra is a viable team mate if put into the correct hand, but when you have a Sombra on roof tops trying to snipe people with her fucking rapid fire pea-shooter.What the fuck are the 2100's doing. Why don't they try to win. Why do they never contest the point or try to get overtime. Why do they always leave.
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Iol

https://youtu.be/nvRgvK0SVuw
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Guys... how did it happen? So early?

How did this game die THIS early?
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>>160735442
>if I say it enough times, it will become true
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>39% winrate on Lucio
>quite literally always have gold healing and objective time

I was told this little nigger was a free win, what the fuck else am I supposed to be doing?
I'm not braindead, I'm self-aware and know to constantly flick between speed and heal depending on the situation so it's not like I'm being a detrimental AoE ward that just AFKs on point.

What the hell is going wrong
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>>160735327
>get off D.va
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>>160735248
Sombra is an atrocity. Blizzard would be better to just delete her and pretend she never existed than to try to balance her garbage design.
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>>160735375

We can't all be like Hanzo and get "headshots" by shooting people in the pinky toe.
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>>160735421
what is this autism
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>>160735421
>D.Va would you go to dinner with me?
>I've got a boyfriend.
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>>160735512
play like this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcA3cCQfe3s
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>>160735560
>>160735375
Both heroes should be deleted. Not a single person would complain and the quality of life players would experience would grow exponentially.

Then Sombra.

Then Genji.

Then Roadhog.

Then Mei.

Then we might be gucci and have the true TF2:2 on our hands.
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>>160735512
You're not just healing right? You need to know when to speedo negro
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>>160735567
Lucio's VA made a video of him at Blizzcon.

https://youtu.be/rQbdQqxW_EA
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>>160735375
>let teammates do 90% of the work
>click randomly until you get a bodyshot
>brag about elims in all chat
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>>160735567
The voice actors were at a thing together and Lucios guy was going around doing in character shit with everyone for keks. Someone animated it.
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>>160735489
I forgot this game is literally immortal, troll.
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>>160735629

>wanting to delete this ass

I don't even know you any more, Anon.
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>>160735648
mccree's VA is my husbando
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>tfw can't play OW because my ISP is fucking up

What do? Fap to Jesse McCree?
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>>160735629
>deleting any hero
Where did these heroes touch you? You can tell me.
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Why do all the retarded dudebro gamers get on at night?

Why are the determined to play comp and be as retarded as possible?

Why do they pull out the same shitty retarded memes like "kill urself" and "ur salty" when I tell them I'm a three year FPS veteran and I have over 6500 hours in TF2

I cite facts and prove that I know what I'm talking about when I say we need to run the meta comp and they just regurgitate memes because these fucking mongoloids on my team cannot comprehend that another player who isn't them is actually better than them

Fucking hell I want off this fucking ride
>>
QP limits
.instead of 2 hanzos now it's just hazno widowmaker constantly

at least it's stopped dual genjis picks all the time I suppose. I have noticed a few players I see a lot, of high rank, who only ever play genji. They'll join a game, see genji is taken and leave straight away. how fucking autstic can you be that you only play one hero for 300+ hours
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>>160735629

>all the heroes I don't like should be deleted

Reminds me, I need to pick up some salt at the store tomorrow.
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>>160735512
are u killin niggas?
are you telling your braindead teammates what the situation is/what needs to be done?
are you calling out picks?

honestly with characters like mercy lucio, the secret passive they have is that their lack of mechanical skill required allows you to have more room to contribute to comms and battlefield analysis and shit

the key is not to come off as a dick or autist though because everyone hates the fucking healer that cries all game
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>>160735343
I mean like 7 back and forth dialogue.
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>>160735608
>tfw lucio is your favorite but you'll never be this skilled
>>
And as I type >>160735818 we get a PERFECT fucking example of EXACTLY what I'm talking about

>>160735830 is the kind of fucking meme spewing retard I get on my team in comp
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So I heard Symmetra is getting a rework at some point. Dunno if it's true, but it did make me think about how they could update her.

With Sombra out, Symmetra seems like the kinda hero that should be the opposing force to that hero: Keeping things in check, having everyone doing their role, disrupting enemy attack, etc.

If this rework is actually happening, making it so she can stack her shield matrix onto individual allies would be pretty viable (Give all six of her allies +25 shield, or one ally +125 shield) That, and giving Symmetra a 25 shield bonus on herself she she has used all of her matrix charges.

Oh, and either maker her teleporter a normal ability that is nerfed, or buff the shit out of it as an ult so it is more viable (Like giving allies who go through it a temporary speed boost, for example)

And maybe make her alt fire have slight homing towards shields at full charge.

That's all I can really think of though. Her sentries are fine, her alt fire is fine. Maybe give her 25 less health to make up for the shield matrix bonus she'd get but overall that's all that I think she needs.
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just delete every hero, perfect balance rofl
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>>160735787
I love my little GarbageSquirrel but he really is cancerous to play against.
The devs at Blizz can only have been like "hey, Call of Duty has this thing called n00bt00b-ing, what if we designed a hero around that concept?"

Think you're doing well in a 1v1 or 2v1, then 2 grenades from across the map hit your side in quick succession and your kill streak is over. It's fucking annoying.
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>>160735830
>upset someone might take away your one-trick pony hero
Snipers have never improved the quality of a game.

Genji can stay if Blizzard stop pretending like he isn't thrice as mobile as Tracer and Pharah. The weaboos can still leave though
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>>160735830
ha ha are you upset?
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>>160735976
>So I heard Symmetra is getting a rework at some point. Dunno if it's true
Kaplan already confirmed that. What she needs is more of a skill than "mash E at teammates"
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>>160735818
>I'm a three year FPS veteran and I have over 6500 hours in TF2
Whoa watch out we got a MLG pro over here.
>>
Are they actually going to add Doomfist or is this just memes
>>
>>160735818
i have 22 years of FPS experience. You ain't shit, kid.
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>>160732692
>Rein
>Where is Brigitte? She said she'd polish my armor when I came back.

>Reyes [with OW skin]
>Think I might need another therapy session, doc.
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>lose three 1v1 matches in a row
>they fucking teabag you
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>>160736072
Oh so it's true? Awesome.

And yeah I agree. The shield matrix being stackable could work since it forces you to think about who are you going to going to give your 5 stacks to and when, but perhaps more can be done with it.
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>>160736108
They're going to add Doomfist after teasing for a few more months, just like Sombra.
>>
Xbox GT: Girseph
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>>160736087
Sorry for actually trying, I know you're fat fucking ass can never dedicate to any one thing for more than two fuckign seconds you spastic ADHD mongoloid

Sorry for being better than you and hurting your feelings, the safe space is over there

>>160736157
I've only been playing competitively for three years, Been playing FPS since fucking Quake
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>>160736008
>Copy a TF2 class practically 1:1
>Call it a CoD-inspired noobtoob

what the fuck have you been snorting to come up with that brilliant observation?
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>>160735915

> I'm a three year FPS veteran and I have over 6500 hours in TF2

Oh holy fucking shit, aren't you a special little snowflake! Damn, your parents must be so proud of you, m8. Literally kneeling in front of my computer and bowing before you right now. Clearly we are all mere peasants in the eyes of you, a God walking the Earth. Would you like us to kiss your feet before we suck your 24-inch dick?

And other players get sick of you telling them how much longer you've been playing these games than they have? Ludicrous!~ The very nerve of those life-having losers! They can take their day-jobs and social lives and shove them up their asses!
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>>160735976
>or one ally +125 shield
Pretty bad idea being able to make heroes next to immortal outside of ult usage.

Imagine that stacked on top of a good Pharah with a pocket Mercy, or a Genji (who's already disgusting enough to hit without ez aim heroes). It'd just find a way to be abused in pubs.

She's fine how she is as an area of denial hero, if they rework her they shouldn't be buffing that aspect. They need to completely re-do her kit and make her the true antithesis to gankers, considering we don't REALLY have that yet aside from a smart torbjorn.
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>>160736108
It seemed pretty likely at first, with posters for Doomfist all over Numbani, and a short that literally demonstrates anyone could be Doomfist if they have the gauntlet and Talon is trying to steal it. He's the only other potential hero we have a name for, but then we knew Sombra's name before Ana was released, and her name wasn't released before being added to the game, so they could surprise us with some complete unknown.

Blizz also said they wanted to add a support and a tank, and then we got Ana, and Sombra was supposed to be a support but was made offence instead, so who knows.
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>>160736087
See
>>160736058
You're not funny, stop using my waifu to shitpost
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>>160735818
TF2 autists are the true cancer of Overwatch. They should stay in their own containment dead game.
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>>>160735987

>children'sshootinggamewatch will never be deleted
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>>160736018
It's clear at this point, with the game over half a year old and after a "round of experimental changes" that included a Pharah nerf for christ's sake that Blizzard has no intention of being professional or competent about balance in Overwatch.

If you want value and fun, you NEED to main their pet characters and just treat everything else as fodder.
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>>160736213
Get on the google doc in the OP, nigger.

The guy in charge 'll handle the rest
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>>160732080
who is this fluid druid
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>play mystery duel
>symmetra and torbjorn
What is the fucking point? It feels like you're just biding time til either player gives in and runs at the other.
Reinhardt fireball fights a best, though.
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>>160736275
>I have 10 hours in overwatch and I am very insecure that someone is better than me
FTFY
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>>160736224
>that feel when you realize some people have never even heard of tf2
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>>160736058

Epic post. Clearly my laughter implies anger. You got me, pham. At least I would be mad if Kaplan didn't say they had zero plans to remove any heroes.
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>>160736375
>I need validation from someone because my parents never loved me
It's OK, man, let it go.
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>>160736216
You sound extremely upset, friend. What's tickling you boipussi this hard? It's only a game bro.
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>>160736314
You misspelled "waifufag"
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>>160735987
>tfw no S76, Ana, McCree, Pharah, Mercy, Torbjorn, Zarya, Winston, Reinhardt, Tracer-only overwatch
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>Genji teammates
>doing their part

https://youtu.be/Mc_5WXqRUFY
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I ship McCree x D.Va
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So, if Reaper wasn't a spooky shadow thing he would be just as old as Soldier and Ana, right?
Would you play as old man Reyes, /owg/?
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>>160736375

>insecure
>says the guy telling strangers on the internet he's spent 6000+ hours playing FPS games seeking validation
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How the fuck am I expected to maintain rank if losses take more than wins give
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>>160736439
hahah le buttmad meme

Come back when you actually have something worth posting, Didn't your parents ever tell you to "Think before you speak" or "If it's not worth saying dont say it at all" because all you're doing is making an ass out of yourself and wasting your basement "Battlestation"s bandwith spamming epic meme reaction images on a 4chan thread at fucking 2 in the morning

get a fucking life, jesus man
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>>160736108
They want to but they didn't start wanting to until people started clamoring for him. We'll probably at least another hero or two before Doomfist steps in.

Which sucks, because I do want a pure melee hero that is focused on offense. Imagine if he was a grappler that could grab enemies like fucking king kong and leap away.

>>160736285
Yeah I see your point. Perhaps maxing it at +75 shield on a single hero could help, but stopping ganks and flanking should be her main thing. Her sentries are nice but easily destroyed by anyone with an explosive or winston. But she also needs some way to keep her support role because as is, she is more defense than anything else.
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>matchmaking is balanced
>routinely go up against diamonds in qp and win
>play against people 'at my skill level' that either cant aim or literally never miss
gold-plat is a joke
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don't delete heroes

just this general

nah delete snipers because they ruin every fps
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>>160736216
t. Platinum shitter
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>>160736356
>play Symmetra by leaving turrets all over while I look for the enemy
>assume they're doing the same thing
>spot them
>eventually chip some damage with that retarded alt-fire
>charge in
>deal a lot of damage
>she drops down and runs away
>think she's trying to run to regain shields
>chase
>fucker lured me into a nest with all her fucking turrets
I was mostly annoyed at myself, but still, that strat is only 1 level above just camping in a corner where you're guaranteed to get the first hit.
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>lucio's gun is now fully automatic instead of burst fire

Look, I've fixed him
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>>160736550
If I wanted validation, I'd post my steam and beg for people to look at my fucking gold div 6v6 comp medals, I don't need that

I'm pointing out that I'm better, because I am

It's the same reason an advertisment would say "Doctor recommended", it's called fucking logos, you god damn mongoloid. Did you learn that in middle school?
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>>160736572
>>160736439

its pretty funny tho, ur responses are only digging the hole deeper my friend
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>>160736642
>Needing to fix Lucio
???????
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>>160736565
the system evaluates the chance you should have to win. If you win a game that the system thinks you have a 60% chance of winning, you don't win as many points as the game the system thought you only had 45% chance of winning.

The same applies to losing.
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>birthday coming up in a few days
>only desire is to sleep in then wake up and jack off to mei r34
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>>160736736
bad taste, friend
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>>160736642
>fixing what isn't broken
it's like you're not even trying to bait for (you)s
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>>160736736
Mei is shit.
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>>160736736
as long as you didn't fall for the tumblr meme of her being fat
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>>160736642
lucio is fine, his weapon is meant to be spammed as an area deterrent anyway, not output high damage. being burst mode helps enforce that, as well conserve ammo.
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>>160736572
confirmed buttmad
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>>160736594
God it's so disgustingly true.

You pretty much just pray you get the S76 or McCree that can aim on your team, instead of the Hanzo and Widow who CAN still aim yet avoid being within 30 meters of another hero or the objective like there's a plague.

>>160736668
t b h his right-click is fucking dodgy until you learn to abuse its mechanics exactly. It should be a lot more simple and friendly when you're a dumb cunt like me just wanting to play a frog. Only just recently learned if you don't aim upward at a hero, you'll only knock them back a single meter.

>>160736684
Yeah this is genius and a great idea unlike the stupid 50/50 +25/-25 system 90% of other games have that definitely totally certainly don't work.
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>>160736796
The gun is in her armpit
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>>160736660
Pretty nice appeal to reason you have there, well structured basis for your facts

whoops, looks like I posted a smug anime face!

Tough luck pal!
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>>160736356
>>160736635
>bastion mystery duel
>time runs low and ENEMY HAS BEEN REVEALED
>they're back at the spawn point in turret mode
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>>160736531
He's probably going to end up like that later on in the story. When/if it ever progresses.
>>
Xbox GT: Girseph
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On a scale of 1 to "yes" how accurate is this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JychEO9Hh8A
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>>160736572
You can stop now friendo, we all know you're a super pro, no need for further proof. Have another (You).
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>>160736839
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>>160736897
bad post

don't post again
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Where should I look for good players to queue for comp with?

I feel like the overwatch subreddit would net me better players than here
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>mfw I won Hanamura with a Symmetra, Torbjorn, Widowmaker, and Bastion on offense
>mfw I got POTG as Zenyatta with one kill
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>>160736831
I swear less than half of the people in Gold-Plat can do consistent DPS. It's just annoying when someone locks DPS then spends the entire game doing jack shit.
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>>160736979
Here
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>>160736979
reddit/owg skill distributions are similar to female/male iq distributions respectively from what ive gathered
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>>160737040
No, there are no good players here
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>>160736656

>I've payed TF2 for 6500 hours and am a 3-year FPS veteran

Yeah, that's not seeking validation. Okay, kid.
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>>160736979
>/owg/
>has enumbre
>el reddito
>doesn't have enumbre

Need you know more?
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I was just called a pussy for using Widowmaker's autofire while chasing after him in mystery duel. Is this a thing now?
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>>160736979
Pretty sure most of that subreddit Main support...
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Why everyone hates Hanamura?
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>>160736897
Sombra is a shitty fucking meme? Accurate
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So if you could add one (1) of these changes to fix Sombra, what would you pick?

>Increased time for Translocator
>Reduced hack cooldown
>She can hack (But not fire) immediately from stealth. She still becomes visible, but there's no longer a delay between exiting stealth and being able to hack someone
>Increased invisibility time
>Reduced bullet spread
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>>160737060
No one here plays Genji or Hanzo.
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>>160737108
It's fair game, I say. I've had that happen to me a few times as Hanzo or Widowmaker myself. It's more fun to have to relocate and play long range cat and mouse than peek a boo anyways.
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>>160737186
I would increase her movespeed to be as fast as Genji and Tracer but keep the stealth movespeed the same
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>>160736656
>Play CS since 1.4
>Play Quake 2 and III
>Play UT 2k4 and III
>Play L4D1 and 2, including confogl
>Play TF2
>Never bring it up in a game because it serves no purpose
There are people far better than me, especially now that I am slowly getting old, at least in terms of staying competitive in video games.

I agree that there are a staggering amount of shitters in Comp who think they know better because they're subscribed to 3 Overwatch YouTube channels, but best you can do is make your case without flopping your dick out and then drop it. Mute 'em if you have to and just play the best you can.
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>>160737186
the third one would be Kreygasm
but desu the real balance decision would be bullet spray, feels like you cant kill anyone quick enough

every other suggestion is retarded
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>it's another widowmaker main tries talking shit to the enemy team episode
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>>160737186
Those are pretty awful changes.

When she teleports to her translocator, it shouldn't give you an indication of which way she's going.

Her invisibility shouldn't have a fade-in time, just a fade-out time.

Hack should be 8 second CD but also actually break if a hero distances themselves far enough from it.

EMP also neeeeeeeeeds to go through walls, it's almost worthless that it can't.
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>>160737186
Reduced bullet spread, easily. But I mean SEVERELY reduced. She doesn't have the DPS to justify such ridiculous spread, literally any 1v1 is a death sentence for Sombra

Though a minimum damage to interrupt a hack would be nice. It could still be low, like 15, it's just getting dinged by the tiniest bit of shrapnel and interrupting a hack is fucking annoying.
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>>160737186
>remove sombra
there I fixed it
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why d.va so fat
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>Using Reaper primarily for Defense

Is this correct? Am I doing it right?
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>>160737341
wait, reverse the fades. She should go invisible instantly, but slowly be revealed when going out.

>>160737386
You know there's a fucking reason why she has a passive that points out anyone who has below 50% health, right? She's a disruptor, not a solo kill ganker.
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>>160737337
That shits fucking funny, Im pretty sure that guy was trolling you.
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>>160737412
If you shit on enemy tanks, yeah
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>>160733843
it is pretty easy to carry as dva in gold/plat
it stops being quite as brainless once you hit diamond though
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>>160737186
None of those.

I'd decrease the spread increase rate and reduce hacking speed by a small margin. A lot of her design decisions that people dislike are fine as they are, like cloaking delays.

The only major change I'd give her is inverse the hacked rule, as in it interrupts Ults a flashbang can't.
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>>160737412
It's viable, but it's fucking weird. God help you if you get swarmed, though.
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>>160736831
>work your ass off to barely scrape a victory at the end
>game isn't impressed, gives you 15 points
>get utterly stomped by people clearly better than you
>what the fuck man that was supposed to be easy -50 points
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>>160736979
Xbox GT: Girseph
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>tfw spent $60 on a tf2 clone
>100 hours play time
>instant regret
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>>160737337
>greentexting outside of 4chan

cancer.
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Finally.

It's truly, truly been a roundabout path.
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>>160737526
SR gain and lost is decided before the match even starts.
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Does Sombra have interactions with any other characters? I haven't heard any.. Bitch has 0 personality.
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>>160737526
>1v1
>level 102
>go 5-0 with a level 240
>get peanuts for it anyway
FUCK.
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>>160737435
>give an offence hero all the abilities required to flank effectively
>literally required to go in alone to hack health or chase down low health targets
>will lose a 1v1 to support heroes
It's too easy to get caught without your teleport to save you, and literally any one on the roster can kill you if you don't have backup. It's retarded.
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>>160737484
I get 3/4 gold every fucking game when I play elo hell of ~2000 sr
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>>160737578
Wanna get to 3500 before Season 2 is over?

Xbox GT: Girseph
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>>160737578
I remember playing with you the other day.

You were aggravatingly bad and were clearly the weakest link on our team. You started on Mercy, you had difficulty, I told you to play Lucio, eventually you decided to shit things up as Soldier:76 and we barely managed to win.
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level 14 right now, how long does it take to get 25? wanna do my placements before season is over
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>>160737578
>dual stack with a friend
>reach 2988 and I push him to 3012
>we stop after our 7 winstreak of absurd tryharding due to a loss and we're exhausted/tilted
>week later
>bored
>maybe just one ranked game
>FUCKING DEMOLISHED, TEAM IS COMPLETELY ABSENTMINDED
>straight down to 2963
>play again a week later with the same friend, we win our first game
>if I didn't play prior, that would have been my diamond
>we proceed to draw the next 4 games then lose 2
>2323

The competitive scoring is garbage and disheartening.
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>>160734684
because most of them didn't grow up obsessively playing call of duty and halo
that's it
that's the reason
she doesn't require aim but she can still do enough that you feel kind of useful while you figure out how shooters work
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>>160737713
I remember that game, dunno what it is about Support characters but man do they fuck me up trying to play em.

Gunna stick with MAH BOI
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>>160737786
This but also for D.Va.

I found some level 600+ named inkdot in a pub at like 3am, and all she played was the absolute easiest heroes like Mei, D.Va, Mercy, Lucio and Junkrat
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>>160737578
pretty sure i played with you
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>>160737745
I play solo for the most part and sitting at masters tier, stacks in a nutshell are pretty much:
>2 stacks are delusional buttbuddies that are pretty much useless all around
>3 stacks are usually alright
>4 stacks are barely seen
>5 stacks are absolute pile of dogshit
>6 stacks, on the enemy team, have perfect coordination altogether and truly play as a team
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>>160737908
fuck you D.Va is top tier


I've got muscle memory to deploy the defense matrix if I hear a hookshot go off because I can shield the ally from the shotgun to the face.
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>>160738049
>2 stacks

I feel it's more often that one of them is good and the other is dead weight.
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>>160738079
>no reload penalty
>huge space to hit enemies with
>defense matrix is the least punishing damage mitigation ability in the entire game and holds no consequences for D.Va when using it
>ult is a good high noon
>doesn't die
>even her pistol is insane due to its projectile speed

Not saying she's trash, I'm saying she's undoubtedly one of the top 3 easiest heroes to play in the entire game.
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>>160737908
D.Va is pretty good, one of my favorites. Combined with a Rein or something it's basically game winning.
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>>160721183
>Why can't this one hero I like dominate the game
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>>160738049
Good dual stacks are the ones that don't actually try to constantly assist each other.

If you get a duo that's just mercy + reinhardt, or two offense heroes, you'll probably lose.
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>>160738049
>Play in a 6 stack
>Ults aren't synced
>People don't hold back when an ally is down
>Don't push in when picks are made
>People playing a counter to x complain x isn't being taken care of
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>>160738297
>Anubis first point
>enemy hanzo and widow going HAM on that balcony
>my team has dva, winston and genji
>we still lose at that chokepoint

unwinnable t b h
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>5 gold medals
>POTG
>11 upboats
truly
i am god
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>just got into OW due to the free weekend
>there's at least 107 pages of porn that I've missed out on
I guess now is as good a time as any to get started.
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Do you guys think the next hero should be a tank?
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>>160738468
most of it's sfm crap
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>>160738368
>Enemy team has a solid as fuck defense
>Win round
>Defending
>Their offense is just as good
>Make it to the end of Kings Row with 5 minutes on the timer
>We hold them off within 1m of the finish line
I nearly came
>>
>calibrate at 2314
>play ranked all season
>every win is a grueling slog through 2 minutes of overtime and a round of sudden death
>every loss is a sub-1 minute stomp
>almost reach plat 12 times
>always get a leaver or a booster on the deciding match
>stuck at around 2350 for 2 weeks straight
this is the worst game ive played in years
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>>160738562
it should be an actual offense character

sombra's a support character, she does even less damage than ana

how the fuck they think she's offense is beyond me
>>
why do faggots project their faggotness on other people's characters?
>>
>use mccree ult in quick match
>"Wow this guy Anon is fucking aimbotting this game is shit"

i love free weekend
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>>160738634
Eh she's more like a flanker.
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Soldier nerf when? He's fucking raping the meta now, if he even glances in your direction you're fucked.

Why did Blizz even want him to be viable in the first place? His sole purpose was to introduce people to the game. Once they learn to play they start using different, more specialised heroes that do what Soldier does but better, that's the entire point.
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>>160738570
>he doesn't like SFM
>he masturbates to paintings
Get with the times grandpa.
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>>160737878
I would encourage flexibility, but good taste nonetheless! Plus if all else fails, you're probably better off playing a character you're comfortable with than a meta character you can't use well! What is it you're having trouble with on supports? I end up playing them a lot because no one else wants to, so maybe there's something I can help with.
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Okay, here are some things I frequently do as Zen.
>Spam orbs on Rein's shield, Discord him at the earliest opportunity
>Bait Rein to charge so I can mince him before he lands
>Walk behind Rein's shield to kill him as he either turns with his shield up and opens his discorded ass to my team or he tries swinging his hammer in an attempt to kill me first
>Attempt to airshot Pharahs, despite being mediocre at it
>Ult the moment a friendly Rein begins to charge and follow him in so that he doesn't get himself killed as the entire enemy team's attention turns to the big disruptive hammer guy behind them and our team pushes in
>Generally very aggressive against tanks and healers, playing him to DPS level aggression
Are these habits good or bad?
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>>160738583
happens a lot I find. one team manages to get a really fast cap on the first point, then uses their momentum to carry the payload all the way, suddenly they get stalled right as they go for the final cap and they never get their shit together, you end up for like 7 minutes.

especially true when they have a team comp that needs to be "dug in" like torb+bastion+reinhardt or something and they keep trying to get in position, ratehr than change up and use comps that can quickly burst onto a point for the 2 seconds they need.
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>>160738732
SFM is near-universally comically bad garbage
>>
Is it suffering to be Soldier: 76?
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>>160738873
When will the SFM-is-bad-because-I-always-get-it-confused-with-Garry'sMod meme end?
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>>160738732
>SFM
>bad models
>low effort
>futa spam
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>>160739019
there are almost no good SFM lewds
>>
If Lúcio is from Brazil then why does he sound like he went to the same high school as Barack Obama
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>>160719710
The
>McCree: ...GG
>Bastion: gg :|
are pre-programmed lines that bots say when they lose.
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>>160739072
>>160739076
Where the hell do you people even go for OW porn
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>>160739109
Rule34hentai

Make sure you have a good advice blocker.
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>>160739109
paheal
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>>160739101
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>>160739164
>advice blocker
I have one of those, I've used it my whole life. It's why I don't have a job and am addicted to crack cocaine

it's also why I main soldier: 76
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>>160739164
>>160739172
You're telling me that in 107 pages you haven't found any good SFM porn?
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>>160739304
there are a few good ones here and there
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>>160738818
Every zen match for me
>"I need healing" constantly being spammed by my entire team, have to juggle my ball all around them
>While all of this is happening my team is failing to kill enemies so i have to do that for them too
>Literally balls flying everywhere, get in the zone
>Pop ult when the enemy blows their load

In retrospect i really have a lot of fun when i play him but my team always falls short on the killing department if i don't cover that role properly
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>>160738818
All these are good if you succeed, but I hesitate at following the charging Rein.

It's useful if you know you're doing a coordinated push, but Lucio ults are better for pushing. I save my Zen ults to counter enemy ults, especially Zarya and Genji's, sometimes Reaper's or Soldier's if it gets hairy.

If your team doesn't have any defensive ults saved, people will capitalize on it. I had a comp match where we used up our ults to stop a zarya + genji + mei ult combo, only to have reaper drop down on us from above and wipe us with his ult.
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>>160738818
that's all fine as long as you're not neglecting your healing or getting yourself picked off doing something dumb.
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>>160737652
Never stop
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>>160739019
They're both shit though
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>>160737908
yup
sounds about right
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>random brawl
>mobawatch
>no tanks, I go tank
>no one goes healer
>guy dies several times, leaves
>new guy comes in, no healer
>he picks fucking hanzo on attack
>>
how many people that play OW have played TF2? i've seen this correlation that the only good OW players came from TF2, am i right?
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>>160739698
yea
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>>160739640
t. waifufag
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>>160738079
>I can shield the ally from the shotgun to the face
I find that inconsistent as fuck. Sometimes I'm standing right in their faces, by my hooked teammate stil get shredded.
Same with Hanzo's ult. Sometimes it doesn't get eaten at point blank, sometimes I can still remove it after it seemingly transformed into dragons
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>>160739304
http://www.xvideos.com/video23185767/overwatch_mercyd.vaxgenji_sfm_porn
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>>160739698
And the good TF2 player came from Quake/UT.
Next big FPS will have player from OW
>>
> doing placements
> team constantly bitching about my picks
> forcing me to go healer every time
> pick zenyatta
> Nobody focuses on my discorb targets
> tanks and dps using me as a meat shield then complain im not there to heal them cause I'm the first to die
> lose
> still get gold eliminations, objective time and POTG
> team bitching that I was the reason we lost

Lol'd solo queuing is the worst
Finished at 2557
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>It's another "Bastion gets the Play of the Game by sitting on his ass and holding down M1" episode
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>>160739648
>he picks fucking hanzo on attack
This whole "Hanzo in attack sucks" meme is stale already
>>
>>160739924
Haven't seen that one in a while desu.

Guessing it's still a thing in Gold?
>>
>>160739109
Nowhere. I am not retarded enough to masturbates to OW porn.
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>>160739930
Yeah, Hanzo sucks period
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>>160738792
I think it's mostly their offensive capabilities.

The path presiction you need as Zen is something I just cannot get down. I've never practiced them but still.
>>
>>160739943
You're aiming too low.

You actually see that shit even in low diamond.

People are so fucking bad at this game, you don't even understand.
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Has anyone heard the "MASTER!!" quote from genji when he sees Zen die ingame?

I never heard it and I play my fair share of genji
do you need to see zen die in front of you? does he have to be on your side of the team?
>>
>got my third golden gun the other day
>still only in platinum
lol

kill me
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>they denied us canon snow parkas

SNOW PARKAS
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>>160739698
maybe

lúcio is obviously close to scout though, i went into the game thinking i would play the shit out of tracer but instead i can't seem to get the grip on any of the offense heroes.
>>
>>160740105
jesus christ get a girlfriend
>>
>>160739924
>let me just sit my ass down on the payload and fire endlessly
I FUCKING HATE THIS EPISODE
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>>160739545
neber stob
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>>160739924
>it's another "getting the Play of the Game as Symmetra" episode
>>
>>160736890
Was this supposed to be the guy in Courage the Cowardly Dog?
>>
>>160740105
>59 hours on street shitter
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>>160740105
>294 hrs
>tfw only clocked in 74 hours and I've had it since launch
>>
>have to play 3v3s to get weekly loot boxes because noone plays the other shitty modes
>all the stress of comp with none of the rewards
>>
>You can finally play shimada bros outside of hanamura
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>tfw genji main
>>
>>160740393
Just make sure your team goes with the current 3v3 meta of Roadhog, Zenyatta, and Ana for 9 easy wins.
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>be friends with uber-competitive guys
>they're addicted to competitive mode
>they hate quickplay
>I hate comp
>always party up with them
>lets play competitive
>get forced in to match
>good at Lucio
>hate playing Lucio
>have to be a sweaty tryhard playing a character I hate for 3+ hours
What do?
>>
>>160740496
buy me the game so i can trade places with you.
>>
>>160740496
Remove them from your friendlist.
>>
>>160740021
I think that support characters' offensive capabilities are mostly geared towards providing cover fire, so excepting Ana, they're not usually meant to rack up kills like DPS characters are. For Zenyatta, I've found it helps to stay in the back and "direct" the fight - let your team know who you're discording and who to focus via chat (though if they're observant they'll probably figure it out based on where you're shooting). Effective communication is also half the battle, even if you're limited to doing so through the dialog wheel, but that probably goes without saying.
>>
>>160740452
>Tfw Mercy main
I've got my eye on you!
>>
>>160740162
will you be my gf anon

>>160740368
as long as people in GM don't wise up on how to play against her i won't stop abusing her for free wins

.
>>
>tfw been getting packet loss for a while now.
It's not even my connection at this point. Blizzard fix ur shit.
>>
>>160740716
thicc
>>
>>160740765
i'll be your gf anon
>>
>>160725410
Why does Hog want to bring my shotguns closer to his face?
>>
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Reminder to bully the Sombras in your matches,so they switch or dont play her again.
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post yfw
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>I'm gonna go bastion
>it'll totally work bro
>trust me
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>>160741003
>playing symmetra
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>>160740041
If its true then zen has to die on the ally team
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>>160741003
>Playing Symmetra
>Playing Symmetra on attack
>Playing Symmetra on attack in Hanamura
>Playing Symmetra on attack in Hanamura while blatantly ignoring the point while the rest of the team is trying to contest it
>>
>>160718082
>Play solo
>Teams range from decent to shit
>Team up with one other friend
>Teams are suddenly nothing but mouthbreathing retards who lack all knowledge of the game
I don't understand.
>>
>>160741015
>defending hollywood
>enemy steamrolls us on attack with 3 tanks, gets all points
>we struggle, take first point in ot
>somehow get miracle ults and take map with no time left
>have to defend first point again
>tell my friend to go bastion
>he hides across from point
>slaughters their entire team three times in a row because they never looked his way
>we're sitting here laughing as the draw screen pops up
>>
>>160741215
This post gave me AIDs
>>
>>160741003
how does the marker go below the second tick
that shouldn't happen
I'm very confused
>>
>>160740927
>get hooked as reaper
>300dmg
>hooked as mei
>always able to shift
Roadhogs hook is fucking retarded
>>
>See enemy Sombra teleport beacon
>Camp it
>She appears
>rape her
>>
>>160741303

>enemy has a functioning frontal lobe
>dva flies into bastions face with a matrix
>their dps kill him for free
>push point 5v6
>wipes team
>>
>About to get a leaver's penalty just from leaving games I joined midway
Fuck off.
>>
>Trying to tempt people into buying the game with a free weekend right before black Friday
Pretty sneaky sis
>>
>>160741639
>>160741639
>>160741639

new bread

>>160741639
>>160741639
>>160741639
>>
I wish I got more of these in my game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiMJ-s4T16M
>>
Could I get to 3000 from 2700 in three days
>>
>>160741312
That's the point, like tons of other visual indicators in the game, it's fucked.
>>
>>160733126
Wait, so do you only get the golden weapon for the skin or the character?
>>
>>160742836
You get it for all skins
The preview just shows you what it looks like for the weapon of the skin you have equipped
>>
>>160727854
Take spin only beats me in solo kills and it's by 5.

What rank am I?
>>
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>>160727307
Give her a kiss
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