/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

xith for Sophia

how do I 55-60 a tank within a day

Give me a reason to come back to this over Legion.

Are Paladins still shit tier?

post dem catbois

>>160650975
instant dungeon queues

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9th for make a webm of a job you like's rotation

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>>160651028
looking for advice to improve mine

>>160651028
what do you think of all those meria orbiters falseflagging you?

So do you end up just using Gauss Barrel constantly as Machinist?

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I hope you guys have a lot of friends in this social game!

>>160651097
Yeah, you mostly turn it off during some opener types and in any segment during a fight you expect to be moving a lot so your damage doesn't flatline for that time period.

>>160651142
>social
It's only social if you're an ERPfaggot.

>>160651142
>hey guys lala gathering at <pos> tee hee
>friends
no

>>160651171
Why did you kill Cass beepy

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>>160651142
so many lalathighs...

>>160651142
no but I have a few really good ones

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>>160651094
>its only meria orbiters who don't like the creeplord himself

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the dang cat

>>160651142
nice collection of pedophiles you've amassed

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>>160651239

Sorry to burst your bubble but those are all orange names in the pic. We all just gathered 1 by 1 to chat and have a good time.

Post character!

That's it, no Youtube this time, just post your character!

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You know what time it is.
Race/Gender of preferred cuddle buddy
Yours.
Hardmode: Location

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>>160651142
I do! I spent a good portion of tonight talking to a new friend I made recently about the FF series as a whole and completely forgot I was waiting for Sandcat to come /pet me. Whoops.

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>>160651142
Yeah, and it's fucking suffering.

>>160651142
I want the brown ones for myself desu

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>>160651307
h-hey... spider... how r u

Please remove Any Way the Wind Blows.

Seriously, it won't be missed.

>>160651272
you're right, there are some that like him

>>160651397
no, go FUNGAH yourself

>>160651261
brb calling fbi

>>160651307
How does it feel knowing that Mado wants to bind you to her bed and forcibly masturbate you?

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>>160651397
mute...

>>160651272
>made fun of him for days by posting edited memes about his hair
>it's not them guys!

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>>160651496
HECK OFF THAT WASNT EVEN ME

>>160651383
you again...

>>160651495
they dont

>>160651242
Cass post

http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/15415558/
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/9663863/

What went wrong?

>>160651646
Don't forget
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/linkshell/25614222880750112/

>>160651142
I don't have any friends

>>160651646
This lodestone stalking thing is real creepy, though

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are mari and renko even still together? mari is getting cucked so damn much

>>160651712
you do understand it's them posting the links themselves, right?

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>>160651707

I'll be your friend c:

>>160651730
If they are Mari is the ultimate cuck. Renko is clearly using him for rebounding and nothing more considering how much he sleeps around. He's even webbed Panda now.

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>>160651596
w-what do you mean, me again...

>>160651730
renko sitting on araneas lap

>>160651019
which dungeons?

>>160651781
Poor Ablublu...

>>160651856
fucking grown men, they've all been warned.

>>160651808
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0

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>>160651730
Mari is a cuck.

>>160651856
an eb that literally lasted a day

>>160651941
what, they EB'd? omfg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0

me right now, reposting it too

>>160651784
stop

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>>160651939

>>160651993
>>160651941
>>160651856
>>160651781
>>160651730
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/15019016/

FULL CIRCLE
FULL CIRCLE
FULL CIRCLE
FULL CIRCLE
FULL CIRCLE

I wish Abluablu would accept me as her true eb

>>160651856
Ablu should have ebd Naaki.

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>when you meet your twin

>>160651939
That pig makes it look like that dude has a giant penis.

>>160652049
>renko and yysara sitting right next to each other
???? how do these people even function

>>160652082
STOP PICKING ON ABLU

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anyone doing alex normal?

>>160652176
Ablu is a dumb fucking piece of shit tho

>>160652176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0

whos laughing now you idiots

>>160652149
How do any of you function? Not even high school was like this

>>160652082
weren't they on jenova like yesterday

So were just going to forget paks is literally hiding in soft and is now quiet even in the thread because of the reaction.
He wasn't bluffing

>>160652195
/pet

>>160652202
>>160652203
fuck off faggots

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>>160652330
wait a minute... jenova...

http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/10990317/

>>160652375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0

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>>160651014
Good morning

fem xaela LF someone to decapitate me and use my skull to adorn a goblet, just like they did back home in the tribe

pst

>>160652405
oh i get all the poop noses confused

>>160652457
Name

>>160652457
mute no

>>160652448
Good morning.
/pet

>>160652489
No no... you're on to something...

They were both in DRAKN together... did they share inner circles too?

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>Finished Garuda MSQ
>get to Ul'dah airport docks
>game crashes
>boot it up again
>crashes in the loading screen
>try another character
>works fine
>move other character to ul'dah airship port
>game crashes

Fucking great.

>>160652528
/joy

So when are parses with solo balances getting wiped from fflogs?

>>160652107
>>160651941
did they really eb?

>>160652663
never
long live astlogs

>>160652663
what's stopping you from getting a solo balance parse?

>>160652661
>pc plebs

>>160652705
He posted screenshots of the ceremony.

>>160652789
post them

>>160652502
come to Hermit's Hovel to participate

>>160652505
He's not even online.

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>>160652448
Good morning.

>>160652734
>optimize a fight as much as you can
>still behind someone that gets solo balances with worse optimization because lol +30% for 50s
I'm orange across the board, but it's beyond stupid as is.

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>>160652734
>constantly parse highest in my group
>ast just gives someone else solo balances and never me

>>160652858
so optimize with an ast and beat them

Neopenis stop pulling hunts, ya cunt.

>>160652858
You better not be a tank.

>>160652734
Ippiki doesn't have friends and his parses aren't relevant enough.
Jarben and Dame BTFO him.

>Caring about parses
>Not the clear itself
>In a casual MMO
NA/EU dickwaving everyone. Go play a real sport if you want to be competitive

>>160652974
Hi Dame.
How's carried life?

>>160652887
>whining about it on /xivg/ instead of rationally discussing it with your static member

let me guess you play on gilgamung

>>160652974
fflogs also doesn't take clear dates into account, none of the world first/second/third people are even that high anymore unless they get pad groups

>>160653006
this

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>>160652974

>Ippiki doesn't have friends

Wrong! C:

>raiding with Dame
I'd rather raid with Abe, and that's saying something.

>mado asks someone to "heck off"
>refuses to "heck off" himself when asked pretty much every thread

all day, everyday, wisconsin and spic duo

>>160653084
repulsive

>>160653006
this. cant stand these faggots who care about this shit
>clear a10s with random static that needed a fill in
>"guys are dps was too low..."
who fucking cares, the job got done
3rd party plug ins only bring cancer to mmos

>>160652974
Progression is infinitely more difficult than waving your dick around in farm, just look at the first clear dates and you'll have your skill leverls

>>160653101
Both of them would carry you, calm down Berke.

>>160653101
And nobody wants to raid with you, Ippiki.

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>>160653139
tfw got bullied for my clears by anons

>>160652948
Tanks can get 95%+ even without an AST present, it's that final 5% or so that's ridiculously stacked atm. You either get solo balances, a ridiculous crit rate, or catered mechanics to be able to pull ahead.

>>160653006
I don't think JP servers do this either, do they?

Why do people obsess over parses when they become irrelevant the next week once reset happens and everyone gets more gear

>>160653269
why are you bad

>>160653101
Dame is a spergy piece of shit
Abe is alright, kind of annoying
Berke is next level retard

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>>160653146
>that guy who blows all of his available cooldowns to inflate his parse right before a wipe just to post it in party chat

>>160653269
The same reason why Ippiki will agree with you that it's pointless but then whine about solo balances and brag about his own parses.

>>160653237
This

Alex Prime WAR rankings:
>90 = 1525
>95 = 1579
>99 = 1701
>100 = 1879

>>160653297
>Dame is a spergy piece of shit
I'm sorry but do you have any proof to back this up?

>>160653361
this isnt exclusive to tanks, retard

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boooooooooring. stop talking about raiding.

>>160653430
who the fuck are you calling a retard shitter?

>>160653361
you are retarded

>>160651087
9/10 my sides hurt

>>160653430
>>160653451
tanks have a much simpler rotation, it's not as easy as a DPS class to pull ahead based on skill alone

>>160653450
im the best, pussy

>>160653269
They have something to prove.

>>160650456
hey naked ippiki is excellent ippiki

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>>160651028
>drinking pots in between abilities
lmao these kids

>>160653513
>it's not as easy to pull ahead on skill
then why do you care, dumbass

>>160653409
Sit in a discord with him and ask a raid question

Watch him do mental gymnastics to tell you why someone is wrong and he's right, only to back it up with "my group does it" like it means anything. He has actual autism when it comes to being right.

>>160653361
>>160653513
>a12s
>100th to 99th smn is 400 difference
>100th to 99th drg is 300 difference
durrr

>>160653409
>literally hostile aspergers
>can't handle being wrong
i dunno you tell me

>>160653612
>missing the point entirely
dps classes do more damage, of course their gaps will be larger

>>160653674
no YOU'RE missing the point

the extreme spread at near max percentile exists across all jobs

tanks aren't special

>>160653591
>>160653637
Ah so made up bullshit is your answer. Got it.

Stay irrelevant.

>>160653674
Are you retarded

>>160653707
cant be any less relevant than some manlet assburger dating an ugly tranny who has to transfer to gilga for carries

>>160653707
>made up
>two people post the exact same answer at the same time
>that elitism quip at the end

What's up dame hows getting carried?

>>160653674
yeah and these differences are still present on other classes
except the #1 SMN parse is 16% higher than 99th SMN, DRG is 13%, and WAR is 10%

>>160653585
I think you're missing the point.

My original claim was that solo balances present an uneven playing field. Either the whole group submits to you for a week so you can actually push high numbers, or you can stay around 95-96, maybe 97 at best.

I got a 95 on Cruise Chaser in a pub group on an i256 alt with an i250 weapon, so take that how you will

Since when did we go from 80+ being good to only 95+ being acceptable? Easy raid?

Who is an ez and bad ebin i can ERP with, and how do I meet them?

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>>160653792

>>160653802
>>160653674
>>160653612
parsing summoners is retarded this patch
it all boils down on how much catering they get from their party, how much they are left to solo the tons of adds and all that stuff that inflates the numbers to insane points
it's still effective damage but most people won't get to aoe that much on any dps, even other summoners themselves
I just hide all smn parses when browsing fflogs, literally trash

>>160653921
its /xivg/, 80+ was never good

That being said 80+ is good for non-bis, especially without a perfect comp

>>160653921
this is the dumbest patch to parse in or look at fflogs at all in

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>>160653957

>It's /xivg/ pretends to know anything about actually playing the game hour.

>>160653945
Nearly all of them
Be warned they WILL leak logs to friends and their friends will leak those, and it might trickle down into the thread.
Always assume if you ERP with anyone here it's going to get spread around.

>>160654000
>asts are retarded
>parsing overall is retarded
>smns with asts are really retarded
This isn't a moving goalpost, retard.

>>160653792
>>160653798
>Ippiki this mad.
Stay shit.

>>160653945
I'm extremely easy but no one approaches me for this sort of thing.

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So I just beat Ramuh.
How much longer until I reach Heavensward? I just wanna play MCH already and all this fucking around is getting on my nerves.

>>160654089
1.5 more patches

>>160654064
You're being rude to a guy that doesn't really take offense to anyone in discord, chill out and just stop replying if it bothers you.

>>160654064
>ippiki is two people

lol

post screen of what you're doing in game right now

>>160654089
You never get to Heavensward. You keep chasing the dragon and get so close to catching it but everytime Minfillia calls you back to the Waking Sands/Rising Stones.

>>160654098
Fuckin' hell, this sucks. I keep going back and leveling classes I don't even intend on playing just because MSQ is so dull.

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>>160654153

>>160654089
You still have two dungeons, three 8-man trials, and an hour of pre-expansion cutscenes.

AST can be anywhere from 2% to 30% DPS depending on card uptime, whether its AOE/enhanced
AST existing regardless of who gets cards is even further rng depending on how many cards you actually draw during the run
who gives a fuck about astlogs

@160654153
No

>>160654116
Sorry but I'm not letting him get away with spreading bullshit. He should know this by now :^)

>>160654136
Yes Ippiki you've replied to me twice.

>>160653527
Don't make me embarass poor ippiki because you felt like saying some stupid shit.

>>160654210
Do it for the love of god do it

dry dick ippiki

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>>160654153
in too much despair to play atm

>>160654191
>Actually watching the Banquet.
If he already isn't enjoying this games "story" why would he watch the worst written scene in the entire game?

>>160654194
dame youre just as autistic and unlikable as ippiki

I miss Mr. Krab
At least he was a fun guy

>>160654278
whats wrong kummer?

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>>160654153

>>160654281
+1 bro great post.

>>160654194
>delusional to the point that you think it's one person targeting you

I'm not ippiki bruh

>>160654308
overwhelmed with sugi bp

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>>160654153
s u f f e r i n g

>>160654080
Race/Gender?

>>160654367
I'm sorry, what did I do? Outparse you? Correct your bad play? It's alright to be salty anon, just realize that there are players well above your skill bracket and you'll feel better about yourself.

Ippiki should really do the same.

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>>160654153
WHY DOES IT KEEP CRASHING ONLY ON BALMUNG?

OTHER SERVERS ARE FINE BUT THIS ONE KEEPS CRASHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>160654425

>>160654330
who are these

>>160654448
It's a sign, anon. Escape this hell while you still can.

>>160654425
This is exactly what we're talking about

You're elitist and contrarian to the point that holding a conversation that involves the game devolves into a shitfest. Look what you just wrote

>Outparse you
>Correct your bad play

You're fucking delusional man

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I tried to for a bit of a cozy, close feel

ippiki is like a new generation of sera/vjera with how much he forces himself here and how many people orbit him lately

>>160654407
sorry but that'd be a dead give away

>>160654519
Well that's hideous.

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>>160654519
Shall I teach you of the 50 walls meme?

>>160654519
it's shit

>>160654561
just gender then?

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>>160654153

>>160654519
This is about as mismatch as your dating partner history.
I'm calling you a slut

>>160654614
male

>>160654519
It's not bad. I'll help you out later if you're around.

>>160654491
All you've provided is your personal bias. What I said still stands and is factual. It's not my fault you're garbage and can't accept it.

www.fflogs.com/rankings/character/446302/latest/

I can back everything I say up and then some. Can you?

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>>160654153
Trying to find new ways to be broke

>>160654662
All I've said is elitist and contrarian, I've said nothing about skill level.

You're just proving my point more and more, thanks though

>>160654519
I'll give you actual advice without memeing you.

This looks really thrown together and bad. You have too many clashing colors and bright flashy furniture, something that would never be cozy.

Trash the shitty garuda couch, the orb lamp, the flan lamp/couch. Try to match colors.

The walls/flooring are a good start. The pillars just there look a bit awkward, they either need wall partitions or something large to offset them.

Honestly man I'd just start from scratch.

>>160654615
were you still interested in lewding tonight?

>ippiki passive aggressively whining about astrologian once again because better players than him have better parses than him hour
i'm in

>>160654662
>Proceeds to dickwave in a casual MMO
>Posting fflogs to prove something
Take up rugby my man

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>>160654153
i'm bored of this game already

Astrologian was a mistake and just a horribly implemented class.
More adjustments should have just been made to SCH and WHM.

>>160654805
>will proceed to post here for several more months

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>>160654308
just sleepy and other stuff

i'll be a-ok

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>>160654153
about 3 hours ago but was the last thing i did

>>160654465
new character sombra

>>160654737
Sorry you couldn't handle the bantz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>160654805
You're wearing too much armor to be having fun. Plus it's mid patch so it's going to be boring regardless.

>>160654619
You should have just called them a slut, because that was a terrible way to do it

>>160654872
>haha just bantz I'm not a livid cunt it's just a joke

alright dude have a good day

>>160654754
did you already pm me about it earlier?

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>>160654153
Getting sucked off by the gimp of Lothric.

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>>160654153

>>160654872
>Gets told
>Realize they are making an ass of themselves
>Shrugs off to retreat hiding behind b-bantz
Lmao

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>>160654153
A whole lot of nothing while getting some tools crafted.

Why do people give Ippiki shit and not Dame?

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>>160654153
I'm playing pogeymanz.

Working on getting the manliest team possible.

>>160655037
>multiple people giving dame shit

>>160655037
Ippiki posts about it in the thread

Dame is retarded in discord only, until just now

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>>160654750
I find beauty in the discord of it, I'm not trying to make it perfectly orderly, more like random things put together as a sort of lounge, I'll probably reposition the puddings and garuda once I have a few more things, but I appreciate messiness, the thing I'm conscious of is the noise produced by the primal items, I will probably end moving them so that when you're in an area with BGM off, you'll only hear the buzzing of a levin lamp or whirling winds.

Also that pillar is gonna get removed

>>160655037
Ippiki has the advantage of not only being a legendary thirstmaster, but being kicked from every raid group he's ever been in for retarded shit.

>>160655062
>ippiki samefagging to look like more than one person

>>160654465
Lindari is Lei, so they're probably playing with Awena.

>>160655061
What's your team so far?

>>160655037
Dame might be a jackass, but they still aren't as pathetic as Ippiki.

Ippiki being worse than Dame only reinforces his patheticness

>>160655037
Because no one likes you Pickles.

how do I filter ippiki's new filenames

>>160655094
no, it looks retarded

>>160654805
play a better class

>play the game with friends
>you will never have to deal with this ebin raider fflogs power struggle of people shitposting about parses

Feels great to not be around people like Ippiki.

>>160655123
I have literally nothing of what I want, but so far my plan is to have Litten's Full Evo, Machamp, Buzzwole, Metagross, some kind of water poke and probably electavire or something. It's a work in progress.

>>160655094
That's a lot of writing to say "fuck you I do what I want" why even ask for an opinion to be honest? The room is about a scattered as your Psyche

>>160654662
>links tank parses
I'm sorry were you trying to show that you had "skill" because this isn't how you do it.

>>160655292
yeah but you'd just move the goalposts if it wasnt tank parses

>yesmen to some guy with a grudge against me because I told him he was insane attempting to make fun of my parses in shout chat
>neither of them have a8s or a12s clears/ parses
>they get mad when I don't respond and they put up a pf about me for the full hour and spam emotes at me
healer parses are serious business....

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>>160654825
I've only been active for the past month, but I'm without a direction now. I don't feel very inclined on getting other jobs to 60 or pursuing towards endgame content that doesn't seem very fun to begin with, only to end up in one of this thread's inner circles to shitpost about other boring things.

>>160654904
>Not liking full plate

>>160655342
Really, though. Dame, Ippiki and Vjera could all meet up and fuck, then sell the recording for money.

>>160655358
ok

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>>160655362
found a picture of you

go ahead and shut your fuck motuh

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>>160655505
>Waah! Someone doesn't like my ERP dating sim!

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>>160654153
idling and noticing that I haven't done Ramuh ex yet

>>160655505
You mean I could take him to a park and all the chicks will understand how sensitive I am as a man?

>>160655362
Hey, let's go to the park together

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>>160655362
escape the circles

become a god

>The guy that keeps trying to compare Vjera to Ippiki.

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>parse hour
guys ;)

Just finished the 3.0 story for the first time. Thordan was such a cool fight holy shit. Not hard because lel no iLvl sync but I'm excited to do the minstrel's ballad version.

What's my best next step to get decent gear if I'm kinda gil-starved? Run stuff til I have enough tomes?

>>160655650
what

>>160655712
Chicks love guys with babies, it shows that the guy is sensitive and caring

>>160655698
Farm poetics. Do weekly 24-man raids. Get bored, then quit.

>>160655698
Yeah just rake those tomes in or if you can, do midas (a5-a8) for drops to trade in for free 220 gear.

>>160655812
Do I need to clear any of Coil to run Alexander? I skipped it on the way up to Heavensward because of how fucking much I got tired of the MSQ but I know I need it for something

>>160655696
There it is, Memeaika is here to wave his dick again.

Purge this element from the thread, report and move on.

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>>160655696

Characters and music?

>>160655809
>poetics
lore

>>160655897
Nope, at the very least I think you might have to do a4 to unlock a5-8, I can't really remember how to unlock everything but I'm pretty sure coils are not necessary.

>>160655982
When are we getting Allagan Tomestones of Order?

>>160656009
Lore and order
Special scriptures unit

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>black friday is more of a holiday than thanksgiving
>family all hates each other and will probably do their own thing for thanksgiving
>I'll be home alone playing xiv by myself
y-yay

>>160655362
balmung? we could be friends.

>>160656139
I'm honestly going to log in on black Friday and check my FC member list just to laugh at people who logged in during Thanksgiving. Yes even you, euro/third worlders

it's about time i change my underwear

>>160656139
>>160656260
thanksgiving is literally just the dinner tho

hey

>>160655935
mmm, nah

>Paks is going to be here complaining about "no life ebins" all thanksgiving while blind to the irony of it.

>>160656139
>losing all my friends to other things
>lost my will to play
>can't find anything else to play and fill the void

Yay

>>160656283
Thanksgiving dinner starts early as hell.

>>160656315
the new pokemans just came out, dude

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>>160655935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRl7VkmYSMk

>>160656346
Anything to show off an ugly toon with no fashion sense, eh?

>>160655935
Every time these get posted, everyone who replies has the most garbage music, mostly memes or weebtrash

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>>160656315
Are you me

It's hilarious how much chemo (Aaron) gets triggered by midlanders. You could probably put him in front of Minfilia in game, and he'd start frothing at the mouth.

>>160656406
>>>>>>>>TOON

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU goddamn fucking trash ass nigger faggot

how do you even live with yourself beirng such a goddamn mongoloid, I hate you truly and genuinely

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>>160655935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8vKcyRWs7c

>>160656406
found a video of you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CUTwtIetZ8

Ippiki is chemo. Prove me wrong. You can't.

>>160656567
you're chemo. prove me wrong. you can't

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>>160656436
Yeah everyone knows the proper phrasing is char
>>160656435
Sadly chemo gave up his crusade about improving the board and now he just acts on his personal vendettas

>>160656625
There's like 3 of them
Also hello liora 2.0

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>>160654153

>>160656685
People say I'm liora prime though because I've been posting for 3 years

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>>160656315
Find other things to do with them to rekindle your friendship

git fukt mute

>>160656726
This.

It's how you can tell that at least one of the Chemos is a total newfag that came in post 2.1.

>>160656865
That's okay. All the chemoposters have issues. At least they find some satisfaction in multiquoting people.

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>>160655935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jxa2xG48wk

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>decide to mess around with Elezen options for the first time
>wind up wanting to fantasia into one
The proportions aren't THAT bad in the long run, right...?

>>160656797
*crawls out of foreskin*

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>>160657086
goodmornyan!

It's not actually proci though

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>>160657053
Yes, they are.

>elezen hour
Check please.

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>>160657053
Only if it bothers you, be what you like!

>>160657186
c ya later alligator

Tbh it would probably be pleasant to be hard gay in these threads and go after men

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>>160657053
You get used to them. Depends on how long you feel like being one.

>>160657273
It is

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>>160655935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go0HpP3OQcg

>>160657053
the proportions are fine in some outfits but you're severely limited on what clothes you can wear

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>>160657129
lil bitch

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>>160655935
https://youtu.be/VaVWvcuy3Cg

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>less than 10% of the human population is gay
>they all wound up here

>>160657053
If it looks good to you, play it. The only advice you're going to get here are either propositions for ERP if they like your character or vitriolic hate if they don't.

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>>160657443
hell yea

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>>160655935
These are cancer but since I'm cancer too let's do this

https://youtu.be/majAm_plXUo

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>>160657186
see ya dude lmao

>>160657053
looks like a trap

>>160657486
i'm dubious of any estimation about the percentage of gays of the human population but especially one that has no source

>>160657334
I like your music taste, anon.

I also like your cutie Highlander.

>>160655094
Looks like a child's room but that's fine if you like that, that's "you" I guess. Id still suck your dick on that flan couch.

>>160657497
>catboy
>cancer

sure are right about one thing

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LMFAO
M
F
A
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>>160655935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQzWKeiBEYU

>>160657667
>"actually it was a hoax... ;)"
what a fucking hack. i hate this game

>>160657265
your elezen is seriously the best.

i'd rank you #1 but I also don't know very many.

what are some of the best elezen you've seen?

>>160657497
kill yourself moof

>>160657728
im still waiting for haurchefant/moenbryda/ysayle to come back

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>>160655935
Ninight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Iuvj4BnGH4

>>160657720
lei...

>>160657053
That bitch looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome. Her eyes are too far apart, her nose is too goddamn big. She looks like the fucking Domino's mascot from the early 90's. Do not fantasia into this creature.

>A not insignificant amount of clothing completely disregards bust size and flattens your chest

Wow yoshi p you're getting your money's worth from your art team!

>>160656797
>>160657129
where are you fags

how do I tele without having my entire party get a tele invite too?

>>160657909
East, you can apply to guild if you want

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>>160657859
hi..

>>160657909
25

>>160657925
Tele to your house/FC house then tele to your desired place.

>>160657897
Femroe/translander scum detected

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>>160657778
calm yourself shitou/valvey/ryo/probablysomeoneelsei'mforgetting

>>160657948
east is fucking poo

>>160657995
You really have been cucked by everyone

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Where do you idle, /xivg/?

>>160658020
Yeah but we wanted to start over and not get tempted so we went to east

come make a character with us

>>160658024
two out of those three are my fwiends

>>160657969
fuck that idiot u think im made of money

This whole time I thought moof and shirou were the same person. Then again I thought shirou and sugi were an alt/main thing

>>160658127
They were both Vjam's cuckboys once upon a time so that's understandable

How did you mistake Shirou for Sugi though