/gerg/ - Giant Extreme Robots General

furst for kaelus

second for kaelus

third for kaelus

fourth for kaelus

>>160539895
4rd for shillus

PUPPIES 3 TO 9 MONTHS — MY HOW YOU’VE GROWN.
Teething is something to stay on top of during this time of fast growth. Give your puppy a variety of safe, soothing chew toys to help develop proper chewing habits. It may even save that favorite pair of shoes. At this age, your puppy may occasionally misbehave and disregard what’s already been learned. Be persistent and keep up with your pet’s training. Reward good behavior with KONG Stuff’N treats and continue interactive play with KONG toys. A frozen stuffed KONG puppy toy is ideal to relieve teething pains.

RECOMMENDED KONG PRODUCTS FOR PUPPIES 3 TO 9 MONTHS:

KONG Puppy rubber toys are ideal for training, rewarding, and getting your puppy through this continued teething phase.
Put Stuff’N Puppy Easy Treat in the grooves of a KONG Puppy Teething Stick and freeze.
Puppy Goodie Bone is a fun chew toy and treat holder that helps soothe your puppy’s tender gums.
Puppy Flyer is great for interactive games of fetch with the whole family.

>>160539492 (You)
>>160539895 (You)
>>160540021 (You)
>>160540045 (You)

fifth for kaelus

>>160539380
Is that a pillager?

guys

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>>160539380
Its going to be another ruined thread because of Vass' constant old meme shitposting

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>>160540194
It is

Also

No shitposting below this post

Was Kaelus "Gaylust" of Kong the first true klord?

Taylor Swift
more like
Taylor Shit

>>160540823
speaking of which
Has anyone put "TSWIFT" on their mech with the new decals?

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>>160541116 (You)
I did my man

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Robots.

B_I_G_M_A_N_S
Happening

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>>160542618

>yfw that picture is almost 4 years old.

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Play with the Devs session is in progress on the StompyBot Twitch channel, apparently the last one before the Steam early access release.

>>160545258

>heavy gear releasing on steam.

Do you think it will manage 2x MWO's players, or 4x?

>>160545854
>super fucking niche, even more than BT games
>not F2P

>>160545258
>now watching: 2

eyy lamo

>>160546053
Honestly it's good that it isn't. One and done purchase titles usually have more longevity since it'll have dedicated private servers when the game is finished. F2P only last as long as the devs keep their servers up.

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gotta go moderately quickly

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>>160546053

I wouldn't have even looked at it had it been F2P.

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>>160547676
>that build

>>160547676
what is this 2012 Leimrey?

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>event starts
>Heavy Mechs jump from 33% to 53% instantly
>Lights go from 22% to 8%

I should have expected this.

>>160548153
Actually no you shouldn't have, because you need to play lights or mediums for one of the goals.

>>160548913
One would think but that is not the reality.

>tfw intentionally taking long range laser fire to farm protected medium

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>tfw no dire battlemechs.

>>160545258
The weapon effects look cool but the extreme mobility is a bit offputting. Even super fast tracks shouldn't be zooming that fast over marshes and similar terrain.

Is the original Mechwarrior worth playing?

Should I skip straight to 2?

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>>160550742

Play the japanese version of the first, or skip it entirely and go straight to MW3.

>>160550742
You should honestly skip straight to 3 and 4. Everything but the soundtrack from 1 or 2 is going to hard to be deal with it due to it's age.

If you want old timey mech games, mechcommander 1 and 2 are still quite playable, but are a completely different sort of game.

>>160550742
The opening alone is worth it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMlJQ0G3zk4

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>mfw reading the latest Christ Roberts wall of text.

>>160551816
>not on mumble to discuss SC memes
rip

>>160550715
Some of that will be mitigated when the Gear weights and performance parameters are implemented to account for the differences in weight of the parts and the power produced by the various engine and component combinations.

>>160552513
defensive line seems like the hardest one to get in soloq

>>160553193
Also in large part the jump jets are primarily driving the high speeds seen in SMS mode at the moment, since they can accelerate the Gear quickly and sustain the speed for further jump jet boosts.

>hunt down a kmdd of this insanely fast survivability turboquirked faggot of a fucking mech with a kmdd
I hate these "kmdd this specific mech" goals so fucking much, eat a goddamn cock lamebacker coward shitstains and 1v1 me already instead of running away like a fucking cunt every goddamn time

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It was a quiet night, as they usually were, deep in the hold of the KISS Circumflex Accent. Recently distracted from a tryst with his girlfriend, Greg lay in his bunk gathering his thoughts. Hands behind his head, looking up at the bunk overhead, he released an exasperated sigh. Not an hour earlier his 230 year old girlfriend had given him a peck on the cheek as she flitted through his dorm's door, not to be seen for at least another week. His thoughts were getting the best of him, his turgid ego beginning to realize itself once more. Before he could regain his attention the door swung open, slamming against the metal wall with a loud bang. Pants down, Greg jumped to attention in conjunction with his own smaller member standing too. "At ease mechwarrior," Commander Harabec said as he entered the room with a swirl of his wolf's fur cape. "We begin our hunt for the elusive Haruko tomorrow at the break of noon so you had best your war-face ready." Greg gulped in anticipation; Haruko, the rogue cycler that abandoned the old ways of Kong to forge a new path into her own future apart from the rest of the Corporation. Catching himself, Greg pulled his pants up and walked out into the corridor. Posters of muscle girls lined the walls, as did wolf girls and other myriad of designated waifus for each respective Konglet. Except for Greg, his MIO poster torn down in disgrace after discovery of his 3DGF. That was neither here nor there anymore, the hunt was to begin anew tomorrow. Planning needed to be done. Straightening his belt he went down the corridor to the Military Intelligence officer's command, headed by the aloof Lt. Damien Botte, or colloquially, Dudebutt. Greg, realizing he had forgot to put his boots on looked back to his room, only to find Commander Harabec staring him down; so with cold feet, he resumed toward his destination.

His teeth rattled as the cockpit jolted from impact, the squealing of metal was only overpowered by the squeal emitted from his own gaping maw. The Raptor was loose at last. Greg pivoted the torso of his Orion-M as SRM's hammered into its gigantic side torso. He knew well that the armor was holding fast, but only just, and that a decisive action needed to be taken soon. Now was his moment, now was the time for him to seek glory in the pages of Kong's Lore Fanfics. The right arm of his orion swung down, crashing into the cockpit of the madcat he had been face-hugging, batting the mech clean of its feet, crashing headlong into the row of buildings along the corresponding city street, a plume of smoke and dust blocking Greg's vision. Thermal vision engaged, he saw a massive leak emitting from the mech's side torso. A thru-armor crit must have occurred during the last instance. Feeling victory in sight he screeched and alpha-struck the downed mech with his combination of short-range-missiles and his LBX-10 and cackled with delight. Victory was now his, he could feel it. He spun gleefully in a circle, losing track of his surroundings, playing his discordant voice over loud speakers for all to hear. From behind the very building he had ambushed the madcat outstepped an enemy Linebacker, its hunched statue making the omnimech blend into the skyline and not sticking out in Greg's peripheral vision. His ecstatic victory screech was short lived as the Linebacker tore into his weakened side torso and blew out his XL engine. He shrieked in horror as his mech came crashing down. Over Kong's radio, amidst the panicked chatter of the disorganized unit, came the telltale voice of his sworn enemy, King Philip of Gonk who smugly commented, "Way to put an XL in your onion, fag." Mocking voices chimed in, laughing at the distraught would-be hero.

Some say Greg's scream can be heard to this very day.

>>160552513
the fuck do those even mean?

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>>160556090

They are numbers that indicate the position of your progress at the current time.

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>>160555428
>tearing down the poster of best girl
who would do such a terrible thing

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>>160555428
He continued down the corridor, reflecting on his last encounter with Haruko. She had always had it out for Greg, at least as far as he was concerned. All he had ever given her was an opening for friendship and a couple harmless dickpics. He couldn't quite understand what her hang up was with him. She had been screaming on him for about an hour, so about as long as she usually did, calling him a dumb faggot and trying to kick him in the dick after he had, as he usually was known, losing track of his situational awareness during battle. The costs of repairing and rearming his mech was stacking up and Haruko had, for about the thirtieth time, grown sick of his shit. Not opening his mouth Greg had taken the punishment at the expense of being called a pussy by everyone else, and Haruko had stormed off in a huff, not to be seen again. An escape pod had jettisoned from the ship, and the sensors had picked up a figure thrashing around in the port window of it. All for a damned Dragon-1N. As he tread the hallways he went through the mess hall only to witness several konglets throwing pies at one another, with another off masturbating in a corner of the room at the spectacle. He stopped and stared for a moment before resuming his journey to the Intelligence wing of the ship. Arriving finally, Dudebot stood over a massive map being displayed on a large screen on the table in front of him. It was a map of a city by a river. One of seemingly endless cities by rivers that Kong had found themselves fighting in to secure over the past four years of their contract. CONT

>>160556698
"Haruko is believed to be somewhere in this city," he began, "and we are dispatching a lance down there to find her. You may find it odd that we're dispatching a lance, but last week her Panther had gone missing and we suspect that she had somehow come back aboard the ship just to steal it from us. This we cannot allow as we were planning on selling that piece of shit and forwarding the profits for the next sale on the black market." Greg nodded dumbly. "Good," Dudebot said, "we're sending you down with three other konglets, ones you know very well. Kakos Kaelus Krimean Kassius Klay Kokos Kolos, The Not Actual-Commander Kit, and the Shoebox. You four are supposed to be planetside after you wake up at noon, so try your best to be in the dropship or else we'll leave you up here and give you wet willies and swirlies for the rest of the day. Buckle up, faggot, dismissed." Greg wasn't entirely thrilled with whom he was being sent planetside with, but beggars can't be choosers as his girlfriend was well aware. Knowing he had less than 18 hours until he left for a mission he wouldn't potentially return from, as any Konglet knew since the Corporation's death rate was ridiculously high, he stuck his hands down his pants and began preparing himself for some alone-time as he went back to his room.

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>>160556825
"She packed my bags, pre-flight. Zero hour, 12 PM Noo-" "Fuck off, Dashing." "Oops, sorry guys. Let's get going with the countdown then." Greg sat swaddled in his cooling vest flicked affectionately at the bobble-headed coconut monkey on the dashboard high in his Orion-M. "Ten." Greg made sure the straps in his seat were secure. "Nine." He took out a flask and took a sip. Eight. He realized someone had swapped the tang in his flask with something alcoholic. "Seven." He tugged anxiously at his crotch, trying to get his sweaty nuts off the inside of his leg. "Fuck it just go." Wait wha- The dropship heaved as the Circumflex Accent ejected the carryall out of its bowels like a celestial shit and it began its downward spiral planetside. "Okay shitters let's try a mic-check," Kakos said. "Check," said Kit. "Check," said Shoebox's text to speech program. "Check," said Greg. "Greg, check your mic." "Check," Greg said, flicking his microphone up and down on its swivel. "Can you hear me? Hello?" This went on for several minutes. Greg's impatience flared and he began yelling into the mic about taking his shit and going back up to the ship. "Sorry, Greg, had you muted," Kakos said in his thick accent, "Anyways we need to go down to this riverside city and look for Horko, so don't be a useless fag about it." Greg's bowels clenched, it was always the descent going planetside that always had his insides in a fuss. The pressure suddenly relaxed, and klaxons began to sound. "Okay faggots let's get going." The bottom dropped out one last time, and with a heaving lurch Greg looked up to find the sunrise coming up over a sparkling white city less than a mile ahead.

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>>160556825
>>160558284

i hope you realize that other generals make fun of us.

Are all kongoloids this autistic?

>>160558819
Yes, and your point?
>>160559147
Pretty much, yeah.

>>160559215
Sounds comfy.

>>160559271
Old Kong was filled with /tg/ drawfags and writefags.

>tfw artemis lrm whopping 20 is viable
What a time to be alive

I think the spread and cooldown reductions finally bumped the weapon up just enough, that it reaches the threshold of critical mass where nothing in the game can facetank it when you boat multiple launchers and fire with your own lock and tag. I am become lurm assault, destroyer of barn doors.

>>160558284
Gorilla arms pitching upward and downward, his Orion-M swaggered to the city's edge close behind Kakos and the rest. Kit found it best to take point in her machinegun, PPC, large laser catapult K2, despite the Shoebox's requests to do so in his Cicada. Kakos lead the lance in his recently liberated Kodiak-3, ambling up closely to the city limits. A man's voice hailed them, "Attention, Mechwarriors, you are in clear violation of this planet's sovereignty and this city's laws. Please take your battlemechs elsewhere or else the authorities will be notified." "Too bad for you guys," Kakos slurred, "we don't give a shit and we think somebody with mechs of their own are in there." "You can't do this!" the voice declared. The broadcast was cut off as Kakos muted them and the lance proceeded into the city. "Radar contact, one kilometer," typed Shoebox. They went down the city's main avenue, cars blaring and swerving out of their way, steps fracturing the concrete and asphalt underneath each mech's respective immense weights. "Two more contacts." A projectile zipped past Greg's cockpit, slamming into the building immediately to his left. "Contacts, right," said Kakos. Greg swiveled right to see a jump sniping Night Gyr falling back down behind a nearby skyscraper. Kit had backed into a building, collapsing on to her catapult, pinning it to the ground. "Shit fucking dick nipples" she grunted as she ineffectively yanked the throttle back and forth. The jump jets did little but poot the catapult along the ground, grinding metal and sending sparks in every direction. "Way to suck guys," said Kakos. The claws on his Kodiak sprung out from its knuckles as rounded the corner to the enemy Night Gyr. Autocannon fire ripped into the would-be jump sniper as it pitched to-and-fro in an attempt to spread the damage over its surface.

>>160560071
"Fucking thanks PGI," yelled Kakos as all four of his auto-cannons jammed simultaneously. Greg rounded the corner just in time to deliver a payload of brawling science right up the Night Gyr's buttocks, blowing the left leg clean off below the knee and sending the left are flying wide as the gauss rifle exploded within. Kakos was swearing to PGI again, his elusive deity that Greg knew little about. Of course, Greg readily admitted when he was ignorant with things, and he often found himself ignorant of lots of things. One friendly was down, as was one enemy. Shoebox had said there were two more detected, though at this point everyone had no idea what they were, or even where they were now. "They must have ECM," typed Shoebox, "I lost contact with the other two." "I hate my team," Kakos muttered under his breath. Onward and inward into the city they went, leaving Kit behind to fend for herself. They were coming back for the catapult for salvage, without a doubt, but right now whether they came back for her was a completely different story at this point. Kakos had taken several shots to a side torso, but both Shoebox and Greg were garden fresh. Under Kakos' orders they set radars to passive, barring Shoebox, who had brought along electronic-countermeasures of his own to ensure at least some disgression. Greg switched to private chat and began talking to Shoebox, who would slowly respond in his own text-to-speech on Greg's heads-up-display. Kakos dourly brooded as he lead the remaining elements of his lance deeper into the city.

>It's shit like this that makes me want to play with kong

>>160560841
then do it faggot, the mumble is right there

>>160560903
you mean discord?

>>160561184 (You) (You) (You)
Sorry, my mistake. You definitely meant Discord

>he fell for the mumble and discord memes.
>not joining the skype group.

Is there seriously a mandatory tutorial now?

Let me guess, too many people abusing the free cadet bonus and not paying shekels?

>>160561726
you get like a million cbills from it in addition to the cadet bonus. it's just there to show complete newbies how to play the game without immediately quitting because of the game's extremely high new player turnover rate.

>>160562032
well I'm just going to be griefing after a long hiatus, I'm still sour about this game and I expect others to suffer for it.

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>>160560582
They were officially making their way downtown, walking fast as civilians ran past, perhaps homebound. It was roughly an hour into the operation, their inward advance had been largely unopposed since they had clashed with the jump-sniper earlier. The shoebox looked hither and thither as they came upon a massive intersection. "What do you think, guys?" typed the Shoebox. Greg said, "I say we go right." "Then we go left," said Kakos as his kodiak lurched on to the southbound lane. They quietly followed suit. The Shoebox floored the throttle and zipped ahead to scout, the cicada lithely moving to and fro between abandoned cars and the like as it went down the avenue. Yellow lights flashed in the cockpit, Greg screeched "Guys! Locks on me!" Greg pitched his Orion forward and began to turn round as nothing was ahead. The Shoebox spun his cicada around on a dime and flitted between buildings, activating the ECM to disrupt and went out several hundred meters ahead of Greg and two blips appeared on his radar. Greg threw his throttle forward in an attempt to get out of the open as SRM's saturated the avenue. Kakos had already removed himself from harm's way and was shouting orders to no one. The Shoebox was finally close enough to their assailants and due to his advanced radar systems they discovered their enemies. One Atlas-D-DC, and a Stalker. "The Atlas!" Shoebox typed, "It has red glowing eyes!"

>>160560903
No.

Some things are best enjoyed from a distance. I know actually interacting with this spergs will never be as enjoyable as looking on.

>>160562617
good choice these faggots are insufferable

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>>160562175
Greg couldn't believe what he was reading. An Atlas with red glowing eyes? Impossible, such a thing was lostech. It was something from another time, from a better time. The Stalker appeared on his head's up display. It was armed with six particle projector cannons. Had he gone back in time? He shook his head, blinking his eyes looking at the screen. None of this should be right. An high pitched frequency was emitted from the Shoebox as those PPC's hammered into its tiny arm, blowing the component clean off. The ECM was scrambled from the electromagnetic disturbances and the two blips on Greg's radar disappeared. Kakos had seen the same, and Greg had realized that Kakos had been talking to him this entire time. "It's fucking Norris and Leimrey. It has to be. We need to show these two shitters how the meta has changed." Greg nodded to no one before realizing he needed to audibly confirm Kakos' suspicions. A blip on the radar appeared behind them, southward bound, another Atlas was approaching their position, a voice went over their radios, "Prepare to get zekht." Holy shit, Greg hadn't signed up for this. He had suddenly found himself back in time, armpit deep in the throes of the Norris Heresy before the second Great Schism of Kong. "Kakos we need to call for help. We need more people!" Greg begged. Kakos laughed, ever the defeatist, "It's too late, we're fucked." Greg screamed in futility as he turned about-face to alpha strike the approaching Atlas. Missiles away, LBX-10 firing in quick succession from his qwerks, he poured into the advancing wall of metal. Kakos, for once, followed suit, emptying his auto-cannons into the open target.

>>160562032
>you get like a million cbills
more like 6 million if you complete everything

>>160562156
>well I'm just going to be griefing
enjoy triggering the automated system

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Barely over two hours.

>>160563178
>enjoy triggering the automated system

how automated is the automated system

I could tk or leg people for hours straight last time I did this

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>>160563523

The Kerensky holo remains the crown jewel of minimally viable products, and is proof of PGI's mastery of this contemporary art form.

>>160563973

It's been adjusted to account for faggots, so doing team damage invokes a wait timer before you're allowed to drop. You're not gonna have a lot of fun trying to piss off the old men, and we have better weapons for this, anyway, like moving into their line of fire, thus cursing them with the wait timer, insulting them directly over voice chat, and spamming the command wheel.

>>160564095
Component destructions are my weakness. I'm going to need to stick to missile boats for those.

>>160564278
oh I was hoping it was just for TKs, I legged a couple guys and blew off an arm and nothing happened, I figured it'd be an autokick/ban or something.

>teammates are twice as useless since the LRM changes

>>160564278
>>160564495
>20 min wait time

man good thing it takes like 30 sec to make a new account

>>160564583
Do you have nothing better in your life?

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>>160564680

>>160564680
I can't remember what my original accounts were and I'm still mad about MWO being MWO, so I'ma grief.

>>160564972
>I can't remember what my original accounts were

Maybe if you could remember to take your alzheimer medication, gramps...

>>160565289
it's hard tho

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>>160564972
Even though I share your sentiment, there are much better things to do considering how small this community is.

If you really want to grief people in long term, just do what I do and boat LRMs until people quit the game in disgust organically

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>>160563159
"We're not fucked," Greg yelled over his weapon fire, "The Kodiak-3 is the best mech in the entire galaxy! It's got to be worth at least two D-DC's." Maybe. At least until something happened to make the clan ultra-autocannons jam more. The techs in Kong's hangars haven't figured that out yet. Greg realized his heat was spiking, but he could manage. He fired once more into the Atlas, metal screaming, it finally heaved forward onto the ground, a mangled sparking and smoking mess of yesteryear, settling into a crater from impact in the avenue destroyed. His ammunition was still fine, his armor was still holding, but the D-DC had been intent on his demise, for some reason either not acknowledging or was simply completely unaware of the Kodiak unloading into it. Shoebox had rounded back to them through the city blocks, the side smoking from the PPC impact. "We need to get out of here," he typed, "we're out-tonned and out-gunned." Greg backed his Orion up as close as he could to the side of the skyscraper he was taking cover behind, thinking. Something needed to be done, as it goes, this was a 'clutch or kick' moment and he'd be damned if he didn't succeed. He didn't much care to be kicked either. This was his moment, Shoebox and Kakos be damned, he was the one that would get Haruko back if it was the last thing he'd ever do. Blips on the radar. The D-DC and Stalker were advancing. "Get out of here Stalker!" Shoebox typed over his loudspeakers. A gigantic fist punched through the skyscraper, fingers reaching out and raking into Greg's backside. He lurched forward out of its grasp and turned about-face and began backing away from the detritus of rubble from skyscraper's base. Even footing was important, after all.

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>>160566008

>not boating lurms, spamming command wheel, taking drop command and claiming you're the captain, walking in the way of other old men's fire, and blocking them from moving properly.
>star lord's face when he has to wait 2 more minutes before each drop thanks to excessive team damage on 'the captain,' and accidental teamkills.

It's like you guys don't even know how to trigger them properly.

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>>160566021
The Stalker had rounded the corner and in one flash second Kakos had lost a side torso, who began swearing loudly. Greg watched as Kakos charged the stalker, claws springing out and the heavy fist crashing down into the cockpit of the battledildo. It rocked down, the legs buckled, the PPC's fired again, but point blank did little more than scratch Kakos' paintjob. Greg looked back to find the fist in the building gone, he saw that Shoebox was nowhere to be seen, and as he went forward around the building he bumped right into a gigantic Atlas, with eyes glowing like the fiery depths of hell, piercing right through his cockpit and staring straight into Greg's own eyes. Greg screeched as he fired everything he had into the front of the Atlas, who did the same. He watched in horror as the paperdoll of his mech was without armor, and his internal damage was nearing critical condition. He began frantically backing up and firing indiscriminately into the charging assault mech. His mech reached its threshold. Overheating it shut down, Greg looked helplessly into the face of his demise. "You should have fired a coolant shot retard," Kakos yelled as he began firing his remaining weapons into the enemy mech. Greg ree'd as he saw the atlas turn away and begin to further strip the components from Kakos, not realizing that he had another problem coming from behind. The Shoebox, who had largely been aloof from this engagement, came from behind and emptied its lasers right into the backside of the enraged mech. The arms swung about, the mech lumbered in futility to screen the damage, but as Greg turned back on and fired one last alpha into the monster. The legs shuddered, the engine now gone, and the mech pitched backwards into the very building mech had hidden behind not a moment earlier. The building toppled down onto the Atlas, leaving any chance of capturing the enemy pilot a very slim to none chance.

>>160566479
I wish I had a counter of how many times molasses swapping up the premads ended up in pure salt

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>>160566503
The fight was over, and beyond the Shoebox who had been largely ignored, both Greg and Kakos were in poor condition to continue the mission. They had found themselves at an impasse, and Kakos, known for his sound judgment, said "let's keep going assholes." They turned their radars back on and the Shoebox tried to boost his BAP to the furthest extent he could. A beacon was detected near the heart of the city. "PUSSY SHITS," the beacon read. Greg had a bad feeling deep down in his brain's heart. The time was roughly late afternoon, Greg wasn't entirely sure what time it was as he had taken the alarm clock out and replaced it with a gigantic air horn after the nicknamed 'Boogeyman' had done it a few months earlier. He suddenly found himself tempted to sound them off, but the rule was only to do so after a kill, and since he had forgot to do it after his destroying the Atlas, he - in profound clarity and self awareness - to found it in poor taste to sound it now for no reason. Two kilometers out, PUSSY SHITS awaited them, and forward they trudged, sparking and smoking, deeper into the city. One kilometer out a message appeared on Greg's head's up display, "FUCK OFF GREG." He now knew their quarry was ahead, the missing konglet Haruko was soon to be apprehended and dealt with in true Kong justice. They had found themselves following a plume of smoke for several blocks in the direction of their beacon, and as they rounded the last corner they had found a sassy colored Panther, legs blown out, laying on its side with a small figure sitting on top of it with its arms crossed. "Haruko you shitter come over here so we can leave," boomed Kakos over his loudspeaker. Greg approached and lowered the gorilla arm of his Orion-M, the laser barrel pointing directly at the small, tenacious woman. "We're leaving now," he said, uncharacteristically masculine.

Is Greg a worse cancer than Kaelus?

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I AM GROWING STRONGER

>>160568751
Tell me about Kaelus, why does he use the Discord?

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I'm a bad person.

>>160568929

If I MAC address him from wikipedia will he die?

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>>160567976
The Shoebox sidled alongside the wrecked panther and crouched, a small top-hatch opening. Begrudgingly, Haruko climbed inside. It sat there unmoving for several moments. "She had blown her legs out after she missed a jump from a rooftop," Shoebox typed, "she's mad." Kakos sounded his warhorn and radioed in to the KISS Circumflex Accent. It was time to leave. At the city's outskirts they met with the dropship and after loading back up began their ascent back into their capital ship. In the mechbay, Haruko was met by several Kong security officers lead by a recently demoted Pizzadog, and was escorted deep into the ship's brig. Commander Harabec approached the pilots, taking in the sight. Kakos stormed off to the cantina to drown his woes, and Shoebox had gone off for some upgrades to the toaster he kept in his room as it was underperforming lately with the high quality grain breads he was trying to force into it. Greg looked past Harabec to see several Konglets conversing and watching the defeated Haruko sulk away. "She looks like she's pretty fucking fucked," Dashing said in his dumbass drawl as he adjusted his cowboy hat. "Shuddup Dashing," said Boogeyman. The Heavy Brothers, Whispers and Shaix, in their handsome visages, said as usual, very little. "What's going to be done about Haruko?" asked Greg. "She'll be rehabilitated," Harabec started, looking back at the procession, "we'll try to do what we can. She's flirted with the Devil. Norris and his old guard sewing all sorts of discord into the poor woman's soul. We'll try." He slowly shook his head and adjusted his wolf cape. Greg found himself alone in the mechbay. Casting one last glance upward to his Orion-M, worn and beaten, he smiled. He finally got to piss off Haruko for real and get away with it since he was part of the rescue team. His hand dove into his pants. He had about a day until his next assignment, he intended to use it. Later that day he sat up mid-stroke, "Oh shit we forgot about Kit!"

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you can call me Bad Man

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cuz I'm a BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD MAAAN

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I am compelled to do this.

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>>160569162
SEQUEL

WHEN

>>160569162
10/10 haruko/pizzadog

Follow the team along, and only start teamkilling when they're actually fighting the red team.

This works super well on shitmaps like mining collective. You should be able to get like 8 kills on your own team and probably a bunch more on the enemy team in a single match, and your team will be super mad that you waited to backstab them.

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>>160569162
Very well written, excellent use of a brick joke.

I'll give it 8.8/10

I like set bonuses. They give me a reason to buy more omnimechs. More mechs means more playing with robots I like without wasting the experience points.

I like set bonuses.

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So we get a massive fuck off story
BUT NO FUCKING CONTINUATION OF HARUKO X KIT FANFIC

>>160572443
good
fuck those attention whores

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>>160570763

Do you actually feel that way, or is this another one of the little lies you've told yourself to keep grinding away in a game you wish you could quit?

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>>160572881

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>>160572881
All these shitty Sadbackers in the solo q

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>tfw half the team is lurms, the other half is PPCs, and the opposing lights are all sneaky buttshooters like the locust and cheetah

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Are You Heading to Mech_Con?

On December 3rd, over in the Commodore Ballroom in Vancouver, Canada, Piranha Games is hosting a day long BattleTech and Mechwarrior themed convention.

A variety of events and fun stuff is planned. Many guests from various community members and companies are planning on attending, such as Jordan Weisman and Randall Bills or online media personalities from Twitch and such.

In the best traditions of the Solaris VII Games, one of the headline events is the first World Championship of MechWarrior Online. Don’t you want to establish dominance and win that trophy?

Hey look, everybody knows that we don’t always get a chance to flip some dice and push around metal the way it was meant to be in real life. I’m playing online with stuff like MegaMek. So, getting the chance to play live with real enthusiasts, purchase stuff from live vendors, get some autographs, and rub noses and talk shop with with all of you folks is a great opportunity.

So what about you? Are you heading over? Why not check out all of the information they have to see if you are interested in getting your ‘Mech on, Vancouver style!

>>160577249

Yeah, I got 10 tickets and 40 drink coupons.

>>160577249

>online media personalities from Twitch and such.

Who? What? When? Why?

>>160577249
I'd like to go, but I work weekends.
I'm sure they'll stream the interesting stuff.

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>>160577249

I live an hour away and I couldnt give less of a fuck.

>>160580389
>not going to assassinate Paul

Truly despicable

>>160580894
Crunk is to HARD to do that

Hello guys is MWO p2w?

>>160583207

Maybe.

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>>160580389

What if Robin Sage showed up?

>>160584329
i wish to know more

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>>160584702

Legit, actual, for real, honest to god crazy person.

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>>160584702

Like the large majority of crazy people, he had no problems giving away all his docs.

The true story is that he was a generic crook at one point or another, and accepted a deal with the FBI to sell out some of his friends. During his MWO saga, he gathered a bunch of hardcore ultra patriotic eletronic old men to form a 'veteran owned' unit based around his fanfiction OC's lore. It later got out that he was stolen valor, and the unit imploded in like a single day. Even after this became public knowledge, he kept claiming he'd totally served 900 years in the army.

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Exploding at an ex-member of his guild.

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Just remember that this man is Serious Business. He'll call the FBI, the marines, the green berets, the presidental honor guard, the coast guard, the air force, delta force, and PMCs if you ever dare to insult his OC, or say anything he doesn't like in the game.

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Just remember that Crunk is a fugitive for daring to rewrite some of Robin's autistic fanfiction and putting it on his own forum profile. He literally has mercenaries waiting to kill Crunk, but due to the political landscape and international law, he's not allowed to extract Crunk yet.

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When CW phase #whatever launched, and we got to make guilds, Crunk claimed the HARD tag, which inflicted untold damage on Robin's butt, and would be the catalyst for his guild imploding.

Despite claims to the contrary, PGI never intended to do fucking shit about it, and I even had community reps contact ME to assure ME that Robin was just a crazy man, and everything was cool. I don't think Crunk got any emails, though.

To this day, Crunk is still the leader of HARD, and has the unique power to bestow the tag upon those who are MAX HARD enough to carry such a burden. Sage and his shit squad died years ago.

The end.

>enemy firestarter overheats in front of three Kodiaks

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYFefppqEtE

>>160585735
Where are they now?

What game do they play?

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updated the org page

>>160588958
why? it was perfect before

>>160588986
butthurt faggots

>>160589067
I do not understand what you wish to achieve

>>160588958
Incomprehensible

>>160589124
i'm telling you people fucking with shit are butthurt faggots

>>160589410
what did he mean by this?

Jagermech or Thunderbolt mah dudes
Which one is better

>>160589808
What weapons do you like?

Thunderbolt is energy mech

>>160589861
I love the dakka but I heard the thunderbolt is an alright balanced mech
Or I was thinking of a good xl IS assault mech

>>160589920
What assault mechs are you talking about?

>>160588527

Elder scrolls online. Not even kidding. The only OG HARD corps guy left is Bishop Steiner.

AIGHT I'm getting all the other shit for the event but what is the red zone offense supposed to mean?

>>160591447
Kerensky Bowl "Red Zone Offense" Daily Match Score Challenge

Achieve a Match Score of at least 100 once per day for a total of 12 days

read nigga

>>160591447
Read the fukin manual

>>160588958

What am I looking at?

>>160591562
thank you
>>160591674
sorry
I just glanced over that daily thing without reading the headliner

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>>160588958

What will the Kaelus krew and the kool-aid kids think of this?

>>160592928
discord again

>lurm ebinS on my team

>>160594783
keep me posted

>>160594783
>lurm assaults in my team
>they aren't even using 20s

>>160595018
>LRM20s
>ever

>>160595018
Lurm stalker on your team has only 3 lurm 20 with Artemis and is calling for help because it is being harassed by a locust

>>160595079

>lurm stalker didn't want to run XL engine, so he only took 2 ALRM15s.

>>160595068
>not using the true meta redefining weapon system of this patch

>>160596658
explain please

>>160598507
Lrms are now better from the recent patch

Now that Lrms are back in
Are Lrm Atlas' back?

I'm doing quick plays but either the counter on the page doesn't work or I'm doing something wrong. I'm pretty sure I already destroyed more than 15 components but it still says zero.

Are you supposed to use BAP in LRM boats?

>>160600110
The page updates like every 1-3 hours, it's really annoying.

>>160600226
If your mech doesn't have the ability to put on TAG, then yes as a desperate last measure.

But otherwise, not really. TAG is superior to BAP in most cases.

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>tfw you let an atlas get up close so you can eyeshot him

>>160600625
Do I recall correctly that BAP for LRMs is only useful for countering ECM?

>>160600753
It counters ECM between 160 and 320 meters, I forget which after all the changes and having ignored it as a piece of equipment so far.

It also gives your targeting a 25% range boost, which allows you to shell those missiles targets up to 750 meters away without the assistance of TAG. It doesn't, however, counter ECM at that range. Nor should you really be using LRMs at that range unless it's to support a friendly in a brawl or to rain on a big fat assault stuck out in the open. 700+ meters means your target will have roughly 5 seconds time to get into cover to avoid your fire.

>>160600951
even with 20% velocity and target decay?

basically, it's between BAP or half a ton more armor per leg

>>160600226
Thanks. Strange thing is the daily challenge shows the unlocked icon already.

Another question, concerning the patch notes:
Is it advisable to change my lrm dawg?
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=212&l=203507c7c7430b9c5d179db7b3e778aef6822530

I have no ideas though. Putting LRM20 on mdd-a torsos with 3 missile hardpoints seems like a waste.

>>160601079
20% velocity increase is a mere +32 meters per second. Going from 160 to 192. At best you'll shave between half a second and a second of travel time depending on the range. Shorter range being better, because going from 3 second reaction time to 2.5 second reaction time is noticeable.

Basically that, or more ammunition. Or even a heatsink, since those weapons do stack up heat after a short while.

>>160601104
Came up with this shit on a brink

http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=212&l=aad6aef4e90a2d28a0ce92438b71a1ebb764e481

Could switch to med lasers and play around with the heatsink to ammo ratio.
Is ams is even worth shit? I try to engage a lot and sometimes get hit by enemy lrm.

>>160588958
>>160592928

Hey look its the new Connor.

>>160599687
Yep.
Flanked and killed one the other day in my lurm5 Kintaro. The old man didn't even turn around.

>>160588958
good job dashing, just delete everything

>>160588958
Good idea mate.

I think i'll mess things up too I didn't think we could fuck with the kaelus krew this way.

Stupid fucking org anyways.

>inb4 discord tears

Did they ever unfucked heat in MWO? Haven't checked in in awhile

>There are people in this game right now who put 15+ back armor on their mech
For what reason?

>>160605390
To foil your backstab.

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>>160588958
>someone deleted kong's history
Disgraceful.

>>160605390
>looking at metamech builds
>shit like mediums with four rear armor
>heavies with six
>assaults with eight, and some below that

No one knows what they're doing with armor.

>>160605390

So you don't get AC20'd instantly while you're busy.

>>160605761
this was extremely cringey and stupid anyway.

nothing of value was lost.

>>160605823
>looking at metamech builds

>>160608561
>the metamemes build for HGN-IIC-B is 4ALRM15
For what fucking purpose

>>160608714
What if it's all a ruse?

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kong drops happening I guess

>>160609497
delete this

Has the LL launcher been updated to actually update the game?

I am ready http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=212&l=cae993f1d390b0f94e93280210a1f18cdbddf57d

>>160602642
>Is ams is even worth shit?
I dont think anyone uses AMS because nobody pushes without terrain cover or ECM. Besides, you can just spread the damage very easily.
With pubs it can be a bit more effective but they get scared of 2 LRM5 launchers anyway, so its pointless.

>>160612021
No nigger, just go here.

https://clanjadewolf.net/mwll/

S M H do you even google?

>>160612519
Also doesn't help AMS shoots through terrain and at LRMs that aren't locked onto anything.

>>160612956
Also radar derp, ECM and just walking into cover exist so AMS is pretty redundant anyway.

>>160613717
It's not redundant, more like overkill. If they made the ammo per ton more then it wouldn't be too much of an investment, but for a lot of builds making room for two crit slots is already difficult enough.

>>160613857
What if AMS was 1 ton, 1 crit, and came with 1,000 rounds?

>>160614118
Isnt the AMS quite worthless unless you bring 2k rounds?

>>160614118
Needs to be like 2500 rounds/ton

Hello?

>>160617704
Hullo!

>>160590607
Probably equally autistic

You have to be to actually bother with that shitty game anyway.

Clan ER PPCs everywhere

Whoa.

>>160620932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rrr_42FQIw

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>>160621776
>tfw watch that
>tff want to fuck Rory
>tfw no 1000 year old Japanese gf in a young teen body

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>>160621776

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>>160622753
> no 1000 year old Japanese gf in a young teen body

Ask Greg to share

>>160623149

I thought he was dating a teenager in a 1000 year old woman's body.

>Push up [into the entrenched enemy firing line]
>t. armchair potato

Remember Hawken?
I remember.

>>160625990
I wish I didn't.

>>160625485
t. Clay "I was moving to cover" Pigeon.

>>160622753
>Still get diamonds over this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPhWeV10KF4

>tfw my Exememe is so tall I can see the shittily textured dropship ceiling

>>160631479
I like it when they went to that spa resort place and she was domming him before blackops tier 0 operators from different countries raided the place.

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>>160632194

>tfw you will NEVER play a megahound when the owens is just so much better at everything.

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>The four of us manage to kill nearly the entire enemy team
>BOSS can barely do anything

>>160633238
>when your gorilla arms with all of your guns are at the height of these mechs and the rest of your mech is twice as tall as that

>People sending me friend requests

Literally why?

I don't use my mic, I don't chat, I just quietly play my mechs by myself. Why on earth do they want to friend me?

>>160637085
r u a girl?

>>160637085
Carry requests, just like in literally every online game. Thats it.

>>160607189
What do you expect it was written by the sc fags, they can't into humor>>160607189

>>160637309
They don't know that.

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RIP.

>>160642082
>"You are here forever"
Unless you are that guys om /pol/ who was on life support and still posting

>>160642082
I'm always watching.

Page 10 meme again

>Add 25~30 more armor to Assaults

Did I fix them?

>>160646823
>Add 25~30 more armor to Assaults
>yfw people still put 10 armour on the back
Like the pottery

>>160646823
Make their hill climb and JJ mark IVs less shit.

How does /gerg/ feel about the Awesome?
Is the a meme, or a legitimate mech?

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Kongdrops happening

>>160647026

>Still asking to be gg'd easy

Any light worth his salt could core you in a casual pass.

What are the top 3 weapons to boat?
Or just, like, what's meta? Hugging cliffs with PPCs?

>>160648978
PPCs, lurm20s, and CUAC/2s.

>>160648978
>>160649046
I should add, I'm only joking about one of those.
Read the patch notes. PGI is attempting to go full meme.

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>tfw you want to sleep but the Red Line challenge isn't updating and you need to make sure you got your match in, even though you know you did

>>160649046
I've been having reasonable success with 4x MPL, 2x UAC10 trial assault lately. Having 140ish front armour just memes through damage

Does PGI still do mechbay sales for MC?

>>160652419
yes
https://mwomercs.com/news/2016/11/1658-countdown-to-black-friday

>midrange meta is dead
>it's all just PPCs and LRMs now
>and free, ez, kills with zippy SRMboats.

There is no better feeling than component farming a PPC catapult while he chitters away helplessly at you with his machine guns.

>>160653731
IS PPCs are mid range and so are all LRMs in practice

>>160653868
The last couple patches the meta was better than this one. People got in more and brawled. Nerfing UAC's for the clans killed that. They went right back to gauss/ppc builds.

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gg clothes

>>160653925
nice game accurs

>>160654250
ty my man

>>160654250
Who?

>>160621776
>That niggeristic japanese "imma make a fantasy setting where all other humans look european that the pathetic japanese military can curbstomp because I'm a limp dicked slanteye supremacist!" harem comic gets an actual animated adaptation

top lel

>Come across Arctic Cheetah
>Be slightly cautious
>It has 2 ER Large Lasers
>Bully it

For what purpose.

>>160659278
Because it deserves it

>>160659035
Don't forget all the (not) european women falling madly in love with them

>>160659591
Every single manga comic is pretty much that.

Japanese closet virgins and social outcasts writing/ drawing their daydreams about being the popular/ powerful kid in school that gets to fuck all those piggu disgustingu whiterus

They're even so deluded that they draw themselves with european facial features and hairstyles, and then go on the extreme defensive when you point out that the manga characters look nothing like the Japanese they're supposed to be based on, but rather like Northern Europeans.

>>160660139
Show me your MAL list

>>160659278
If only ERLL weren't such hot fucking garbage, they might find a place on real mechs.

>>160662257
>real mechs

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>>160662578
>and real hero mechs

How do you feel about mechcon?

>>160648286
>hill climb
>lets make the bigger, taller mechs with bigger legs worse at navigating height differences
>lets make jump jets worse the bigger and more powerful they become
>t. piggy's balance department

>>160665167
I'm assuming the numbers for jump jet distance translates into meters, in which case
>Lore Dire Wolf can jump up to 90 meters
>Game Dire Wolf can jump only up to 17.1

Jeebus.

>>160666402
>Executioner has 4 crits and 8 tons of unremovable jumpjets
>should jump 120 meters
>jumps 24.06

>>160666402

Huelanders and victors have an undocumented nerf to their jets on top of that.

>>160666605
>should jump 120 meters
so is the viper supposed to launch into orbit and then transform into an aerospace fighter or something?

>page 9 meme.

ggclose. Pity bump.

>>160668591
>The Viper augments its impressive ground speed with eight jump jets that allow it to jump up to a distance of two hundred and forty meters

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>canyon network
>I'm on my Awesome 8R
>it plays out entirely like dudebot's double Awesome bully videos
>the team that just got vaporized asks if LRMs are in meta again

You think?

>>160669718
Should they add jumpjet quirks?

>>160669880
Or maybe they should just make jumpjets function like they're supposed to, instead of arbitrarily deciding which mechs are allowed to have functioning JJs and which aren't.

>>160670063
I wish JJs were actual JUMP jets and not just another word for a jet pack.

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I thought things would be worse.

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>>160673648
>he isn't almost done with basically everything but the dailies

>>160673984
Component destructions are very hard to get when Mechs die before you get a shot off.

Where to buy mechwarrior series these days?

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>>160673648
>not grinding pass protection at any cost first
>not playing quad lbx10 kodiak for double digit memes on component destruction

>>160674338

On torrent sites. If you must have them legally, your only option is to buy ancient CDs.

>>160674843
Guess I'm lucky then that my bro owns pretty much every one of them. He lives in another country though

>>160674595
Pass Protection was a joke to get. Just run a Light Mech and you'll get 5-15 a game.

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So who's ready to step up and fill their old map/doodad headhoncho's shoes now that she's moved on to her restaurant business fulltime?

When is next kong kast

>>160680646

In 60 to 90 days.

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>>160680646
No one wants to put in the effort anymore. It was a lot of work and we got shit on for it.

>>160681884
What is the kongkast?

>>160684093
a stupid idea by d*sc*rd**ns

>>160684093
An ancient meme

>>160684093

The most venerable of kong memes.

>>160684608
NICE

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The EVE Valkyrie steam page is full of people shitting on the game because it forces them to use a gamepad and then doesn't work even with one.

>>160687509
Great that has everything to do with MechWarrior you dumb fuck.

>Listening to kong kast while meching
>I die at the same time as everyone laughs out loud.

Is this what having friends is like?

>>160688227
>he's never turned on Vassago Rain simulator while solo grinding to get the true Kong(tm) experience

>>160688227
Which one are you listening to? Kong hasn't done an MWO Kong Kast in years.

>>160688621
the compilation of shorts.

>>160668591
It's like MWO is your first entry into Battletech.
You're a steambirth, aren't you?

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>>160674056
I bet you're not even driving zippy medium bootyblasters. You even said you were going to save the component challenge for when driving missile boats.
Weren't you supposed to be A-team?

>>160687638
Good thing this is the Giant Extreme Robots General then.

faction play merc rank 2 is easy to grind, right?

>>160689784
Takes like 3 invasion matches, 2 if you're not shit.

Or some small number of scouting matches, I never really paid attention to the rewards there.

Tell me about the Kintaro

>want to play something different
>there's nothing different, just the same thing in different mechs

>>160689994
is that with merc contract?
I meant the faction rank 2s

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAYhNrff5mM&

>>160690131

If you take the side torso off, it dies.

>>160690131
Rare mech?

>>160690359
The faction rank 2 that gives you the free mechbay is easy, just grind the probation matches in scouting and play a few invasion matches, and you should be done. If you're on merc contract you use the merc loayalty tree instead, I think there the rank 1 is equivalent to faction rank 2 in the amount of points needed and gives a mechbay too.

>>160690131
so unnoteworthy I legitimately sometimes forget it even exists in the game

>>160690131
I have them Mastered.
The KTO-18 is the only one close to being good, simply for the 5 lurm5 build. Make sure to bring TAG, because I see shitters who just slap two MLs on and get eaten alive by a Shadowcat.
KTO-19 is wholly inferior to the 18. I ran mine as an SRMboat to make better use of the energy slots. Mind you, this is back when it had MPL quirks. Don't bother with a NARC unless you're in in the Big Mans.
KTO-20 is the worst of the bunch. The best loadout is 3 LLs, which is the exact same loadout as some Vindicators. It's awful.

The main things you'll hear are that the torso hitbox is too big, but that was changed almost a year ago. The problem is that your arms are tiny and cannot damage soak well, meaning damage goes into your shoulders very easily. Most of my deaths come from having a side torso blown out.

Really though, it's the worst of the 55 tonners.
Bad hitboxes, no JJs, and the cockpit is from the era where PGI was copy-pasting interiors. It's got the same console and seat arrangement as the Cicada, for example.
Although the KTO-18 and 19 are tempting as SRMboats because of all the missile hardpoints, they're just worse at it than the WVR-6R, despite that model only loading SRM18.

If you want them as your totem shitmech, fuck off. It's taken.

>>160690770
Oh right, you need loyalty contract to get loyalty points. But I doubt they charge you for breaking the contract when you just disband the unit, right?

>>160690921

25% of your total meme loyalty, actually.

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>>160690131
>>160690131

>>160691270
lmao
welfare bays here I come

>>160690384

New connor

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>>160690836
Proofs.

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>>160690131

>>160691707
Vass, I know you're still suffering from being tricked into vindis, but don't allow an innocent neo-konger to suffer from shitmech syndrome was well.

>>160691707
Is that KTO changing variants?

>>160691821
The arms are swapped and mirrored to create the illusion that the Mech is walking.

what mechs can UAC reliably in this patch?

>>160690836

Post list of unclaimed and abandoned waifu robots that are too terrible for anyone to love.

>>160692935
Kodiak 3 lmao

>>160692935

Kooldiak only.

>>160693187
Everything shitters like Greg and Haruko have dropped over the years.

The Spider comes to mind, possibly the Dragon, Wolfhound, and some clanner mechs.

Friendly reminder however, that if you're a no-name shitter who doesn't talk in the vent, that it doesn't matter what shitmech you drive. No one will ever notice you.
Only the k.lords are able to make anyone care about their totem shitmech, and can use their rank to justify bringing such a waste of tonnage along on big mans.

>>160693834
but muh pixie has +22 arm armour now

>>160694023
It's legs and side torsos are still quite huge and easily splattered.

Not to mention the ludicrous jet intakes also count to the side torso hitboxes.

>>160695021
>legs
Joke's on you I'm behind 7 lag shields

>>160695308
Neato, but I'm aiming at you with a steering wheel and leading my SRMs by a football field.

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I hate Component Destructions.

>>160696813
Git Gud

>>160696813
How are you so shit at this?

>>160696813
>aim at the side torso
>farm components
what's so hard about it?

>>160697003
>endless stream of losses
>Mechs die before I even see them

Surprisingly easy.

>>160697162
>losing games
>not being able to kill mechs without line of sight

lmao stay shit kid

>>160697162
Play light mechs or fast mediums.

Problem solved, baddy.

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>>160696813
>there's a d/c
>the first light to get there cores it

>>160697162
>inb4 your KD is below 1.0 too

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>>160697868
>first light there JJs up for the headshot meme

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How did this happen, and how long is it gonna last?

>>160698403
Friendly reminder that you're going to die before MWO does, Vass.

We've hit peak minimal viability. It's all easy going and level from here.

>>160695308
Keep running, these streaks love lively fuccbois.

in a scale from decent to "cant even do good in T5", how bad is the kit fox?

>>160701856
>Purifier: Greatest kit fox in existence, can pull off ECM, 2x ERLL 5X ERSL, 4x ERML 4x ERSL, 8x c-SPL etc. etc.
>Average build: 4x ERML 4x c-MG, 4x SRM6+Artemis
>Shit build ECM + 2x ERLL 1xERML

It's stock variations have little in the way of viable builds, but it's hero made it really shine.

Actually, on the hero, even the 2x ERLL build shines because you can put ECM in one hand, jump jets in both legs and an additional 2x ERSL for backup weaponry and enough heatsinks to keep yourself cool.

So in short: without hero; kit fox is shit fox. With hero: kit fox is best fox.

>>160701856
It's gimmick of being an AMS boat can also fulfilled by the Nova, which isn't a complete shitmech. Granted, taking some of the AMS slots weakens the Nova, but an inferior Nova is a better choice than wasting an entire mech bringing a Kitfox.
That's for group play mind you.

For #YOLO queue the Kit Fox is pointless.

No experience with the Purifier however.

>>160702294
Purifier is the best one. 10 bux.

>>160702294
>all those builds
>behind a paywall
Fuck you too PGI.

>>160702369
>AMS
>in group play, where you can just dodge the maps where LRMs can fuck your shit up
Sounds like its pointless regardless of the queue to me.

>>160697162
You are the only constant.