League of Legends general - /lolg/

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MATING PRESS

I played kled for the first time top lane and it was a lot of fun but i lost

explain

>>160490521
why does she have 2 belly buttons?

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>>160490521

>>160490094

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A big bust is a must!

The biggest bust is a nice bonus

>>160490552
Kled is an unstable pick.

His kit makes him feast or famine.

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>>160490491
>youtube recommended video is faker on reworked talon
>sure why not, should be good
>he's fucking butchering everyone
>tfw

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>>160490552
Kled is fun due to how awesome he is but he isn't broken cancer due to his lack of being an assassin.

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http://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/tristana-color-story
>mfw Yordle lore right now

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I don't want to go swimming in Lulu anymore.

>>160490552

i fought him earlier and he didn't seem like a big deal vs shen. I just got my tank items and tele'd well and eventually I could just run around and fucking wail on him with my Qs until he had to puss out.

One time he all in'd me and it ended with me chasing him all the way across lane and killing him under his turret while it shot me.

>>160490587
join the discord if you'd like

link is on eyosongive.us

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Draven!
He's the best! (but not best husbando cuz shibs is watching haha)

>>160490654
tldr pls?

>>160490672
People really don't respect Shen's damage early on.

>>160490612
this chart is shit

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>>160490654
They made the yordles into immortal, obnoxious, purer-than-thou, mary sue elf race.
Riot just had to buttfuck everything and turn it all into fantasy hack crap.

>>160490742
aite

>>160490654
Yordles and their little pocket universe are just sleeper agents for the Void.

Not even joking. Go to the regions sections under the universe page, read up and the short summaries of Bandle City and The Void. Resemblances are very similar; shit is fishy as fuck.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/11677193/

VOTE
IN
THIS
-IMPORTANT-
POLL

ABOUT STORYTELLING

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>>160490668
I feel your pain brudda, i feel your pain.

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>>160490574
I dunno I'd rather just breed her 2bh.

>>160490612
MORE THAN A HANDFUL IS A WASTE

>somebody uses meme arrows in your game

New character reminds me of Aigis. I hope she's fun

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>>160490798
4 bandits tried to mug Tristana and she kicked their asses.
No real character development pass, "Trist is stronk"

>>160490818
I thought they became memes. Living ideas.

>>160490864
Or riot is fucking awful at lore or character design so things get rehashed and reused?

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Anyone got sauce on this?

>>160490864
They're retconned as the infant hellspawns of the void, their twee mary sue elf bullshit is all just a ruse to be racist towards humans and cuck them when they least expect it.

Riot Games

>>160491062
it was posted in the last thread

>>160490393
For fucks sakes you ignorant fuck. The original post was that Galio can benifit from zz rot from his passive which makes it a pretty nice idea. Also Galio can push just about as well as Nasus can even if his Q is smaller and his E does less damage. You can say Nasus and no one is saying that's wrong. You can't say that it's a retarded point because of the obvious synergy that it has with Galio.

Either way, there is really no point in this argument as nothing you or I are saying makes any difference as well as you just typing in all caps and not being able to read. Whether or not it works to your liking it was just a suggestion.

Can yordle females be safely fucked by human dicks or are they too big for them?

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>>160491093
Well, we know that something has been tampering with their species since prehistoric times.

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Post your favorite qt weapon of mass destruction

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CUTE!

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>>160491150
Only adult male yordles can take human cocks (and so much more)

>>160491150
yordles reproduce asexually via budding

>>160490798
tristana now looks down on humans and "mortals" and stealth camos as an old bat so "inferior species" can't perceive her true nature.

wonder how Bandle's gonna deal with the new lore

>>160490612
>A new chart was made some time ago that is better than this one and made a lot more sense
>No one uses it and instead just uses this one because it has Sona on the top even though MF has the same cup size even if they are very slightly smaller
I'm so tired of this stupid list

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>>160490798
>“You’re no old woman” he said.

>“I kept telling you that” said Tristana.

Yordles look like humans to other humans. In this case Trist looked like an old lady to these bandit assholes.

Magic shenanigans.

Also like >>160490818 said their language seems more advanced and their lives at Bandle City are pretty much a paradise.

>>160490864
Yeah I guess it makes sense but they're in such a position that they have been that way for ages and nothing bad has happened so far.

>>160491169
i forgot about this

holy shit

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>>160491218
Rape porn, obviously

>>160491218
That is quite fucking stupid.

>>160491206
Male yordles are like male Draenei, nobody gives a fuck about them.

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>>160491178

>>160491218
What the fuck? That's fucking utter garbage. Jesus christ I'm fine with a lot of the lore changes they've done but this is COMPLETELY nonsensical.

>>160491225
nah its just one faggot who waifufags sona and puts her on a pedestal. most of us agree she's tier 2

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>>160491169
well fuckin hell i didn't remember this

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>>160491178
Literally a bio-weapon army of highly intelligent and sentient godzilla-sized alien abominations.

Can you imagine the forces that had to fight hundreds and hundreds of these things? Makes me shudder what kind of terrible alien race created them.

>>160491363
what about whatever alien race was fighting them?

who says the void won?

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Reminder that Mordekaiser is being reworked some time in 2017.

Here's a checklist of shit he'll probably have:
>a passive on top of his ultimate's active and at least one of his basics as well, the passives will be intensified/stronger when the actives are in effect and never not in effect
>his actual passive will be multiple passives
>no AP ratios
>no bonus AD ratios and all total AD ratios, most likely all 120% or above
>%max hp true damage which also scales with total AD
>among the highest base stats in the game, Darius levels or potentially more
>free bonus stats, both flat and percentage based, that allows him to gain more potential strength both at and before full build than other champions with the same build typically could
>point per point, he'll also have effects which make his raw stats more efficient on him than on other champions, despite the fact he also has more of them
>stat interactions will make items extra gold efficient on him
>he'll deliberately be designed with unique and advantageous item interactions in mind, like how Gangplank's barrels can proc an AoE Sheen
>masteries would also follow this philosophy
>at least 2 displacements
>one unique element that ensures he's useful at all stages of the game as well as viable regardless of future nerfs, like Poppy's W/E/R or Tahm/Bard/Thresh in general

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>>160491275
>nobody gives a fuck about male yordles
haha

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>>160491247

So what's the deal with Poppy?

Did the human she fell in love with just see a really fucking hot muscle girl?

What do humans see Heimer as, he clearly interacts with humans daily in piltover.

And Kennen?

The humans also KNEW what yordles were when she told them.

weird as fuck

>>160491409
you forgot
>a fucking stupid lore rewrite where he's yorick's brother/father or something

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>>160491315
at this point it would've been fine if yordles were just bargain bin gnomes or moogles that tinker with guns and shit but they had to go full "superior species" we're so much more in tune with magic and nature shit that some teenage asshole misanthrope would write in their creative writing class. But then look at who've they been hiring for a while and it makes some fucking sense.

>>160491169
is that fucking vel'koz?

>>160491402
>kog'maw is a refugee babbu

too clever for riot

>>160491402
Clearly they won because they're still around wreaking havoc across the universe with with nobody to stop them, except for some hesitant yet independent cosmic entities like Aurelion Sol or Bard.

Seems likely that they overthrew their own creators as well and are now just a cancer to whatever dimensions or parallel universes they happen to come across.

>>160491438
It's also incredibly fucking stupid o game because there is NOTHING hinting to yordles being sneaky (hell Tristana is fucking Rambo, Heimer is a scientist, Ziggs makes shit explode for a pastime) and suddenly you just have to believe every other champion are seeing them as something different except we never see what they look like for everyone else.

Lazy and shitty lore at its best

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Riot needs to stop writing lore.

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>>160491150
they probably reproduce via magic shenanigans.

jesus fuck

what a mess

>>160491438
maybe they just decide if they wanna reveal themselves as yordles to other species.

like, maybe tristana decided to look like a harmless old lady because she already knew some assholes were surrounding her to gain some advantage from their surprise

or maybe tristana is just an asshole because why should anyone know she's a superior yordle
i don't fucking know
what a mess

>Noticing Riot is bad at writing

what year is it

i think your're all overreacting

from tristana's reaction we can fucking clearly tell this isn't normal

>>160491559
New Yordle lore is trash along with Taliyah and the majority of Targonian lore. I also don't like the fact that Piltover was retconned into a generic steampunk setting.

Other than that, the rest has been pretty good or decent though.

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When you want to go to work, but you wanna fap just 1 time to that glorious picture and music

now im late for 30 min

Do I have a problem?

POST LEAGUE GU RO SMUT WHERE A QT LEAGUE GIRL KILLS YOU
PLEASE

>>160491637
>Majority of the Targonian lore
The only one I think they fucked up with was Pantheon. Diana, Leona, Aurelion, and Taric are fine

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>>160490491
I think I found my jungle main
too bad all her skins suck ass

>>160491586
Why?

If anything, they need to do more with it. I'd take lore over more esports and streamer shit any day of the week.

Will Zyra ever FUCK OFF

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So you are farming with you're waifu in mid lane and then this guy slap her ass screaming COWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS, what do you do?

Remember he is full build tank with 5000+ HP and 40% CDR

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>>160491703
Because every time they try to write lore it goes badly. They need to outsource their lore writing to India.

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>>160491637
IT'S NOT STEAMPUNK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

END THIS MEME FAGGOT

THERE IS AN -EXTREMEE-----------------
LACK OF STEAM

IT'S ALL MAGIC TECH YOU FUCKS

KILL
YOURSELF

>>160491685
No.

Aurelion and Taric are the only saving graces of that mess.

Pantheon is definitely the biggest offender though; it's even more offending after the release of the baker skin.

>>160491725
I press R 3 times and maybe E and completely avoid him
>>160491678
What will I get in return?

>>160491412
Well you are a nobody :^)

>>160491785
>shitting on baker panth

opinion discarded

filtered

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>>160491678
Sona hugs you as hard as she can because she loves you and doesn't realize you can't breath while stuck in marshmallow hell so you die in pure bliss.

The End.

So what about that new piltover comic?

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>went from mastery 5 to mastery 7 in the same day as sion

>>160491637
Cait did have a "steampunk" aesthetic since the beginning lad.

That said this anon >>160491753 is right, it's magic technology but I also think it does have a bit of whateverpunk influence.

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>>160491753
It's got the generic steampunk aesthetic though. Even the citizens are wearing generic steampunk shit.

>>160491879
Camille is my wife.

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DAILY REMINDER THAT

>Nasus and Renekton are no longer aliens
>Rito literally confirmed that furries are ascended human
>Except midget furries they are different XDDD
>Skarner no longer miss his kind and is some kinda shitty security guard now
>Only you can hear me, summonwho?

>>160491976
>Skarner no longer miss his kind and is some kinda shitty security guard
He's guarding his kind from something, taliyah confirms this

>>160491824
I'm not shitting on Baker Panth, I'm shitting on the fact that Riot released Baker Panth AFTER his shitty lore retcon.

>>160491746
hell, I know MTG is a dirty word on this board but they should do what wizards did in the eatherlight era and have a locked down continuity team that doesn't blow ass, knows good story telling conventions, and doesn't lifts their writing skills from the worst of DC or Marvel. Even MTg now reads like a dickhead millennial version of superhero comics now.

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>>160491976
>summonwho

I want Miss Fortune's splash arts update
All of them must be hot
And they have to remake the pool party splash art

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>>160491929
>maybe if i KEEP pretending this is steampunk aesthetic i'll be right

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>>160490763
Damn right I'm watching you

>>160491753
It is Stream Punk styled

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>>160491879
I like it.

Camille understands the need for order.

>>160492079
>>160492056

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>>160491438
It doesn't seem like something they control, Kled certainly doesn't do it on purpose, but some people see him as a regular soldier/knight, and it didn't sound like Trist had a clue what the bandits would see her as until they told her in that story. Might be something like in Berserk, where people with rigid worldviews can't see things like elves.

My real question is what's going to happen with Lulu's lore if all the Yordles are immortal, fey-style creatures now living in their own world.

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>>160492049
K

>>160491824
>>160491824
I'm the guy he replied to, it's fucking shit because they completely remade his lore.

Pantheon is no longer human, he is a zombie-like being possessed by the god of war, showing absolutely no emotion or any indication that the human that he was previously was still there. He's an emotionless killing machine.

This is why I thought he was the worst of them. Even if they changed Leona's personality she was still Leona, Diana was still Diana. They just have some symbiotic being infusing them with god-like power and immortality. Taric is the same though he got redone as it was a full rework. Pantheon is a dead body being dragged around by that being.

There is nothing left of old Pantheon now, which is why baker pantheon is fucking stupid

>>160491438
PLEASE PROVIDE SOURCE

>>160491692

>ALL HER SKINS SUCK ASS
>NOT USING MEME PORO
>NOT WRITING IN /ALL CHAT KAPPA KAPPA KAPPA
:^)

>>160491725
>you're

>>160492203
>Believing in determinism
Maybe the God of War really wanted to be the God of Baking? Have you ever considered that?

>>160491879
It's bad.
New champion has a unique design but a bland personality with what is likely some bland and edgy backstory.

I was more interested in the crime boss that she took down. Looks like he could've been a fun champion design.

>>160491976
>Skarner no longer miss his kind and is some kinda shitty security guard now

Did you not read his new lore during Taliyah's release? He still misses his kind and is now the most powerful of them all, to boot.

>>160492193
whats the difference

Does Camille have a pussy?

>>160492297
You are thissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss new

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Have they ever talked about visual reworking eve?

>No cool skins cause of shit model
>Kind of a midget
>Few voicelines

Riot plz i just want more of the blue

>>160492337
robo pussy

>>160492190
>Aye mum I'm home
>Where have you been Lulu, it's been like a hundred years.
>Wit the faes
>Ah alright lass next time just ask you're only 1000 years old

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>>160490491

>KALISTA BUFFS FOR 6.24 OR 7.1

>ACTUALLY BUFFS FOR KALISTA

SO FUCKING HYPE HOLY SHIT

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I WANT TO BREED LB!

>vayne every game
simply epic

>>160491692
>not liking BEAR CAVALRY
>not liking monster hunter

>>160492373
She's top 3 on the "Poppy/Sion/Taric" scale rework currently, just behind Warwick and Galio

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>>160492203
Wait what? Is he off the romance boat with Leona then?

>>160492434
what if you impregnate a clone?

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Cowtits are cute!

>>160492203
>silly skin clashes with lore

jeez man hold on i think i need a minute

>>160492453
The current Pantheon host is gay.


I actually wish the host body personality was more pronounced, since he was 100000x more interesting than old Panth or generic God of War panth.

Yordlefags BTFO by lore changes. You can only see you are waifus as generic human women now. You'll never swim in lulu, you'll never bareback tristy, you'll never squeeze poppy's fat tits that weren't actually ever fat in the first place, and you'll die and your whole lifetime will not even be a blip on their radar. killing yourself won't free you from this torment. you have to wallow in your own shit and pick some new garbage waifu to swim in now faggots.

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>>160492453
Embrace the night bitch.

>>160492380
Do you think it was engineered to be as pleasurable as possible?

>>160492561
I'm pretty sure if you're enlightened you can see the yordles as they truly are. Like Shen and Akali probably can to Kennen.

>>160492453
Yes, it's dead.
http://na.leagueoflegends.com/en/site/mount-targon/pantheon.html

>Atreus’s family mourned their son and held a funeral for him. While they had suspected he was dead after he had not returned from the expedition, now his demise was confirmed. The Pantheon Aspect had obliterated his personality, memories and emotions. Atreus’s flesh was nothing but a shell inhabited by the supernatural Aspect of War; his mortal soul had joined those of the ancestors in the celestial afterlife.

>>160491929
He's right though, it's not steampunk. It's magic tech. Steampunk is just the closest thing you can think of to relate it to. You're also probably thinking it's steampunk because of Vi's gloves but that's because it's an old thing that generates exhaust instead of something higher tech.

That being said, high tech Vi with high tech cybergloves when?

>ivern has the 2nd highest jungle winrate
what the fuck happened??
you guys told me he was shit and just a walking meme

>>160492373
I just hope they go full fan service with her (like they said they would) and it generates a huge influx of eve porn

Eve is so criminally underrated

>>160492561
Yordles are fun an all but ultimately it doesn't affect my life.

That said maybe it's too early to judge.

Maybe it'll be like >>160492593 says.

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>>160492561
AAAAANNNNNTTTTTHHHHHOOOOONNNNNYYYYY BBBBBUUUUURRRRRCCCCCHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

This must be his revenge, I can't feel his cuckery resonating in the goddamn Aether.

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OFFICIAL
>OFFICIAL

RETCON LORE RANKINGS:

>GOD TIER
NOXUS
SHADOW ISLES
BILGEWATER

>GOOD TIER
DEMACIA
ZAUN
VOID

>OKAY BUT Y THO TIER
PILTOVER
MOUNT TARGON

>SHIT TIER
BANDLE CITY

-----------------------------------------------------------
>LITERALLY NOTHING CHANGED TIER
FRELJORD
-----------------------------------------------------------
IONIA

>>160491667
Yes, that's a textbook example of addiction in fact

>>160492745
what about shurima?

>>160492640
you're thinking of neon striker vi

>>160492789
Good tier
Taliyah alone threw it down from god tier

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>>160492443
The monster hunter splash gives me a fucking hardon for that midriff
I actually had to take a break and fap to it after seeing it.
>Tfw imagining cumming on her muscular stomach

since when steampunk stuff "glowes"

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>>160492484
I still wanna BREED LB!

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>>160492745
>>160492789
FORGOT SHURIMA

IT GOES IN
>GOD TIER


>>160492843
AUTISM.

So Ionia = Japan / Asia
Shurima = Sand nigger
Freljord = Russian?
Bandle = furry lane
Demacia = Generic kingdom
Noxus = Generic edgy kingdom
Piltover = Murica?
Zaun = Poor mans Murica?

>>160492203
pantheon was just a 300 reference anyways, like gangplank was a bunch of pirate seterotypes and jokes

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>That time Olaf jumped into an undead sea monster and mauled it to death

>>160492425

>azir buffs
>kalista buffs
>tanks are meta again

funsucking meta is back already?

>>160492909
shadow isls is nightmare before christmas
piltover is bioshock infinite
zuan is bioshock
freijord + mt. targon are skyrim
bandle city is loony toons
shurima is egypt

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Is there a way to disable to "drag to move" feature? It's fucking obnoxious and fucks up my pathing sometimes when I accidentally hold down right click for a split second longer after clicking to move.

>>160491678
only if you can self insert as Yasuo or Fizz

>>160493105
>shurima is prince of persia

there

>>160492852
That's not as muscly as it should be but I'd still lick every inch of it

>you will never lick the sweat off Sejuani's midriff and slowly make your way to her warm bush and pink lips

>>160492801
No I'm not. Neon Strike Vi is close to what I was imagining but not quite. It feels more like a super galaxy skin than a cyber tech skin. I'd rather have something more robotic with gloves that discharge emp or something as the effect for E. Maybe other particles related to data or nano machines or something.

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I said get fucked after I windwalled Viegar's ult. Then I get this after the game.

Why is this game full of babies? This "toxic" meme needs to stop.

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>still no simon belmont champ
uhhh lolbabs?

>>160492909
No.
Ionia *is* Asia.
Shurima *is* old Arabia.
Noxus and Demacia are Russia and America, respectively.
Piltover and Zaun are not analogous with single nations, they are countries based on philosophies regarding technological advancement.
Bandle is the Shire.
Bilgewater is any pirate bay c. 1600s.

>>160492561
I'm to lazy to read what happened? Yordles have no genitals?

>>160493209
let's clap for demacia!

>>160493223
autists are mad because the magical furry gnomes are magical furry gnomes

>>160493203
human thresh skin when?

>>160493198
Cause people hate Yasuo just that much

>>160493105
i like this pasta

very enjoyable

>>160493223
yordles are now magic elf spirit smug assholes that are seen as humans by other humans and bandle city is basically heaven and the rest of the world sucks which is why yordles are smug about it.

>>160493035

Olaf is the madman we need

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“You crossed my field” said the scarecrow, its voice muffled as if it spoke through a mouthful of damp grave soil. “And all that grows here is mine.”


What did he mean by this?

>>160493198
Because everyone else is fucking sick of Yasuo players.

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>redemption is such a broken item champs like tahm and sion are buying it

>>160493331
>>160493223
also they're probably immortal or at least leave for extremely long periods of time
see: poppy has been around since the foundation of demacia which has been around several centuries and she possibly is still young in yordle age.

>>160493372
It is an edgy version of "get off my lawn"

>>160493372
Probably that diddlesticks doesn't like when people fuck up his property

>>160492948
>Pantheon was just a 300 reference anyways
So what? Riot's shown they don't care that they make walking references because they made Taliyah who's entire plotline is fucking avatar TLAB except she's an earthbender.

Seriously, this is what her lore is
She's an earthbender from the earth nat- I mean shurima
She hears that some ANCIENT EVIL HAS AWAKENED only he's not actually evil confirmed a few days after her lore was released
She travels to a new land to train and learn new stuff, runs into an airbend- I mean a wind swordsman who helps her learn to fight
That guy now sends her off to the water nat- I mean freljord to train there.

>>160493434
live* fuck me i should go to sleep

>>160493420
More like it fits in with everyone

>Mana regen that most champ needs
>Long range heal
>Decent HP

You cant go wrong building it

>tfw no lightbane karthus skin
>free skin bro isnt here anymore

feels bad man

>>160493198
Bragging about using your Windwall on Yasuo is the equivalent of a Riven player smashing Q+E till they escape and saying outskilled in /all. It's near unmatched faggotry.

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our guy Loken about to play in the Kespa Cup and then in a few hours it's SKT T1 vs ROX rematch

>>160493630
That guro smut guy used to buy smut with skins, try and find him

Which league girl would be the most likely to fantasize about Sion railing her, almost crushing her under his weight so that she has no way to escape or move while she gets mercilessly pounded by his gigantic cock?

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Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c

>>160493198
Sure is gaysuo in here

>>160493223
Yordles are all now "Superior species" that live in Super Marijuana Land with LSD in the atmosphere and they look down on inferior humans and shit, Eragon level shit tier fantasy writing made by assholes.

>>160493198

if everybody with mastery level 5 or above on yasuo died, the world would be a better place.

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>>160493434
>>160493331
So yordles are now smug little immortal assholes who see themeslves superior to everyone else? But looking at each indvidual yordle champion they're super idiotic and childish and doesn't seem THAT advanced. And now i hate yordles

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>>160493712
Riven

Is this even a question

>>160493209
more like demacia is america with russia's insularism and noxus is russia with america's multiculturalism

>>160492709
Anthony Burch has never, and will never, write for league. He's of writing for whatever project Morello's doing.

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>>160490491
Why aren't you buying face of the mountain on your tank junglers LOLG?

>>160493420
>watching someone trying to kill an adc when they have lulu, sona, and 2 redemptions protecting her

redemption was a mistake

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Dude man brand is fun as fuck

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>>160493772
>Furries are now confirmed superior

Get fucked, faggots

YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF

>>160493894
>building support items on tank junglers again

has the meta come full circle?

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>>160493831
Who's art is this? My fap timer is up any minute now

ELEMENTALIST
LUX
WHEN

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>>160493894
>Level 17
>Gold share 210
>Gold earn 144

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>>160494003
Hopefully the next patch since everything is already out in pbe

>>160493921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_IXzU-lnLU

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>>160493818
I hereby propose that we collectively tell Riot to fuck off with this change because none of it makes ANY sense

>yordles are inherently magical and live forever
>except they age normally
>also they feel the need to invent technology
>also Bandle City is basically immune to all incursions by the humans
>but let's build mechs to fight them and poison anyone who threatens us anyway lol

not to mention that every single part of Veigar's lore no longer makes sense

>>160494003
Good goyim

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>>160494016
are you retarded anon
I bought it last item to help my damage dealers stay damage dealy (i.e alive)

not to share lane creeps lmao

dont reply to me or my posts ever again

>>160493818
People are stretching that story super hard, all it has is Tristana commenting on how in the "mortal" world she has to worry about things like getting her own food since she isn't in furtopia, and being cocky about beating on unsuspecting bandits. We have all of three "new" yordle lores right now, this new Trist story, Poppy's lore about how she's a human/demacia fangirl, and Kleds lore about how he's a paranoid schizophrenic that only trusts his lizard and hates any tresspasser.

>>160494081
Not to mention Rumble's whole "I hate humans because they look down on us and I hate heimerdinger because he's helping humans"

>Jax's new lore

VOID EVENT WHEN

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>>160493818
>So yordles are now smug little immortal assholes who see themeslves superior to everyone else?

Probably not smug with superiority complex, like >>160494131 says but since they're used to their super perfect advanced world where everything is better they end up being constantly surprised that everything sucks so hard outside of Bandle City.

Or maybe they're smug asswipes. Who knows. We'll see as lore comes out.

reminder if your teammate wants to play rengar or kha'zix do not ban the other because it will remind the enemy of the first

>>160494103
The new Knight's Vow or whatever would be 10x better.

>>160494081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuBJWW3Em6w

>>160494212
Explain further

>>160494275
They imply in his new short story that he looks like a purple ninja turtle because of the void shit that happened in Icathia

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What the fuck is this garbage.

>>160492745
Swap Demacia with Noxus and you're set.

>>160494275
Jax is from Icathia/Icathians are whatever Jax is.
He's looking for strong dudes to fight the Void which took over his place.

Yo Rick

Trinity Force
Boots (ar/mr )
Dead Man's Plate
Spirit Visage
Sterak's Rage
????

>>160494310
basically means she doesn't have a passive lol

>>160494220
so they're magically spoiled brats that trig their nigs off cuz everything else doesn't match their lotus-eating acid-dropping marysuetopia or the collective id of millennials in our current political climate.

how topical

>>160494227
Not for keeping your damage dealers alive, guaranteed. FotM is better for that.

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>>160494103
>I bought it to help my damage dealers stay damage dealy
>Instead of Knight Vow or even that shitty Solari my retarded brain somehow think it is better to buy a support item

Do you have brain problem?

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>>160494358
Trinity = Shit
Black Cleaver = Good

The rest is fine

>>160492909
Ionia = Asia
Freljord = Scandinavian
Bandle = Ireland
Demacia = France
Shurima = Germany
Noxus = Rome
Piltover = Britain
Zaun = Murca

>>160494310
It is the same as her old passive but if your team isnt ahead then you dont have a passive

>>160494428
>Gauntlet
it's so obvious

ty senpai

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>>160493198
yes, windwall is definitely the biggest of yasuo's problems

>Chasing low health Zac to try to get the ace
>He charges his slingshot
>I move in front of him to block him
>He sails over me and over the wall
What fair gameplay rife with counterplay
>Later that same game
>Leblanc being cancer as usual
>She finds me in the jungle
>Can't kill me immediately
>I get chained
>Use my dash to get away from her
>Flash for good measure
>I'm STILL chained even after being that far away
>Die
I love just how balanced this game is. It's almost as if they didn't want any abilities to be countered at all.

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>Poppy left Bandle City because she prefered Demacia to smug elf heaven.

I think I like Poppy a little more now.

>>160494227
>>160494415
face of the mountain gives more EHP, regardless if they are melee (12% mitigation) or ranged (which is 6%)

The adc that game waz ezreal with 2000~ hp (scaling yellows)
If he took 2000 damage it would only redirect 120 of that damage to me, 240 damage if he was melee

With face of the mountain he gets 520 health, and I also get 520 health on top of the 450 from the item.

I'm sorry you're wrong but at least back up your shitposting.

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Is crit build aka IE-Shiv-ER better than the lethality build on Quinn

Birdy woman is a ADC and not an Assassin. Why is everyone and their mothers building mostly assassin items on her?

Iv heard people claim that crit does much more damage too

>>160494415
>not wanting 970 HP on an item cheaper than warmogs

>>160494565
I think she just wants Jarvan's cock

>>160494392

>A 520 damage shield on a 60 second cooldown
Versus
>A permanent 12% damage mitigation effect, plus a heal for you everytime your team-mate does damage

Are you damaged?

>>160494434
>Demacia = France
>Shurima = Germany
Literally kill yourself with your white flag.

Germany = Piltover
Rome = Demacia

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>>160494528
wait

what is obvious

ur not gonna build gauntlet are you

>>160494659
see
>>160494578
drop it. You lost this argument, you're wrong.

your adc would have to take 8500 damage for knights to be better

Just stop shitposting. I've posted the math, all you've posted is shitposting.

>>160494664
>Rome
>Not being Noxus

That is a fucking disgusting level of ignorance to history anon.

>>160494695
what do you suggest?

so far I've got boots, rage, visage and plate

>>160494310
>10% damage bonus to dragons in my dragon soloing jungle of prefference
LETS GO
Where the patch at?

>>160494531

Yasuo, like Genji, triggers the fuck out of me. The "hyper mobile katana faggot" archetype pisses me the fuck off.

>>160494803
*gage

>>160494828
In what kinda bronze hell people dont ward the river side? Especially the dragon side?

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>>160494910

>MFW have dragon warded while they're soloing and walking in and killing the jungler and dragon at the same time with one spell

>>160494803
Black cleaver
The little ghouls can make their armor disappear seconds

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>>160494861
It's a good thing that 90% of their player base is absolute shit.

>>160494476
Current Shyv passive gives 40 armor/mr while in dragon form, so you'd need to get 7 dragons over the game to break even, which isn't going to happen, so it's a nerf, and you don't innately get the resists anymore.

>>160494910
>enemy jungler ganks top
>drop control ward on dragon pit and solo while mid and bot keep track on their laners
Hello?

>>160494310
>>160494476
>just use your ult bruh
>what do you mean "they will kite me like a bitch if i will engage with it"???
Because we need to buff her ultimate which people with brain only use to secure the kills on targets with wasted dashes/etc. or to escape

You now suck even worse without your ult, 0 buffs to her default kit, only nerfs.

>lets just replace a good universal keystone mastery with a mastery that only tanks or bruisers with reliable hard cc can use and won't give other champions any kind of compensation whatsoever
>lets release a jungle patch that makes champions that can't reliably gank even worse than they were before and not give them any compensation
Nice.

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>>160494861
>tfw no katana wielding slow mage samurai who only unsheathes his blade for an ultimate high precision strike

>>160494659
>A permanent 12% damage mitigation effect
lm@o, did you even read the item's description?
actually, let me run the math for you

face of the mountain: 450 hp, 520 shield
knight's vow: 60 armor

if ezreal dealt 3000 raw damage in trundle's vicinity, trundle would get 360 raw health (because of the armor, he'd get additional 216 health, totaling 576 effective health)
if ezreal received 2000 raw damage, thet would get reduced to 1760 damage (before resists, the order does not matter), meaning ezreal receives additional 272 effective health.

now compare with fotm's 970 hp + 520 hp on ez

of course, if ezreal receives additional heal/shield from other sources, knight's vow value increases, but not enough to make it worth if you can buy fotm and have 5k+ hp

>>160495004
sixth item?

>>160494531
PD + FM with Warlords is pure cancer, even FM Gnar looks fun and reasonable compared to it.

>>160495080
Shen

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>Picking champions with less mobility than Yasuo against me
>In 2016

*laughs in Demacian*

>>160494749
>France = Demacia
And that is not a fucking disgusting level of ignorance to history I guess? Gtfo and do your homework.

>>160495087
Depends on enemy
ZZ'rot is always a good choice
But if you need consistent sticking power you can build mallet
Or death's dance for sustain, ghouls proc that too

>>160495020

The worst part for me is the early game. His shield is so fucking obnoxious before my first buy that I basically just don't trade with him because there's no way I'll win.

Then I come back with two Doran's Blades and proceed to tear him a new arsehole for the rest of the game because I'm the Hot Monkey Dick.

>>160495082
ahh, forgot 400 hp for knight's vow
this would mean trundle's effective health would increase to 1216

this means there's tradeoff between your survival and your carry's survival

>>160495161
Better guess than Rome lmao.

>>160494861

Yeah but at least Genji's dash requires assists or kills when Yasuo can spam the fuck out of it as long as there are targets around him.

I'm not disagreeing, I fucking hate both characters.

My best character is Genji

>>160493712
That sounds like the kind of thing Fiora would enjoy. She is so high strung and strong I bet she just wants somebody to manhandle her, pin her down and make her feel like a fucktoy.

>>160495228
>this means there's tradeoff between your survival and your carry's survival
No.
There is no tradeoff
Face of the mountain gives BOTH parties more effective hp

My tablet is arriving later today
Can't wait to draw shitty lewds for you lolg

>>160495386
Draw a Leona one for me first

>>160494615
Crit does deal more damage. Now with the armor pen-now-lethality change it's more beneficial to build crit. I usually go IE->Zerks as my first 2 purchases, then either LDR if lots of tanks/armor, if not I go Statikk->Death's Dance.

Bandle City is obviously a ripoff of the feywilds you mongs.

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>>160495243
>My best character is Genji
Hey man if you main cancer and know the cancer is cancer and not delude yourself with MUH SKILLCAP and post images asking ''hehe why are people so toxic against me i'm just casually owning them''. You're alright.

>>160495282
o wait
knight's vow also reduces trundle's hp (in this scenario, effectively by 384)
meaning that trundle's bonus effective hp would be 1216-384=832

that's right, fotm gives 970+520 hp, knight's vow would give (in this scenario) 832+272 hp (the longer the fight, the lower the first value and the higher the second value)

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>>160495386
Draw Kalista doing footjob.

Best Yi skin?

Which female champion's splash to I fap to and what skin?
No sonas

>>160495243
>>160495540
Neither Genji nor Yasuo are op. They are both squishy as fuck and have very situational abilities to protect them (wind wall/weeb bullet reflecting). They are also both hard countered by cc. A single stun and they're both dead in less than 2 seconds.

>>160495452
yeah and it's shit

Riot needs to stop changing shit because they read it in a fucking D&D manual, what we had was perfectly fine before

>>160494434
>noxus
>rome

playing a little too much new vegas there kiddo

>>160495543
no? FOTM gives 450 health + a temporary 520 shield for 4 seconds with 60 seconds CD

where the fuck are you getting your 970

>>160495540

All of my friends call me an asshole for playing him, but I stopped caring, even after the big nerf I was still doing fine with him, he's my comfort pick.

>>160494434
>Ionia=Asia
you american . you relize that mongols are asians too and dont build nice buildings?

Ionians are chinese

>>160495649
Yeah they're not op they're both just very frustrating to play against.

>>160495649
>overwatch
>stun
It's always funny how shitters like you tell people to pick reinhardt and just smash genji when he ults implying his whole team won't murder you when you drop the shield.

>>160495757
>Chinese
>Katana

You retarded bro?

>>160495649
Except Yasuo is still building bruiser stuff
And he'll be dashing around non stop in fights so good luck landing anything that isn't a Leona Q or nautilus ult
And (While not ideal) CotC works on his tornados and ult

But he isn't OP, don't think I'm saying that.

He's just frustrating as hell to fight against because everything in his kit cancels out his apparent weaknesses

>>160495770
>Genji
>Frustrating to play against
you can just hook him as hogg or insta kill him as a french spider lmao

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>>160495757
>Ninjas are Chinese

>>160495793
the chinese had the dandao several hundred years ago, which is nearly identical to a katana in design

>>160495832
hey man that's disgusting

>>160495832
Why is she running while shitting? She wouldn't need any help if she was squatting

>>160495832
>those jowels
>those nips
who the fuck draws this crap? like they have good shading and coloration but the character designs are utter garbage.

Farmer Yorick when?

>>160495793
You realize the tachi was designed around much older Chinese blades, and the katana was just a shorter, less curved tachi better suited for foot combat.

>>160495839
you can also easily 3 shot him with mccree
or vaporize him with bastion
symmetra and winston can easily kill him too

>>160495927
DAO =/= Katana

They look completely different, you bloody retard

>>160495839
Expept life isn't that easy. Or you're probably very good at taking Genji out congratz lmao xdxd

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> I sit here to smug at you

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>>160495082
>>160495282
you assumed trundle has 0 health and resistances before items though. The more health he has the better the armor is, the more armor the better the health is.

>>160496009
and Dao=/=Dandao

>>160496050
The argument is FOTM is better than knights because it gives the CARRY, THE SQUISHY CARRY WITH NO ARMOR more ehp

the armor on knights vow is not relevant in this discussion

>>160496009
>Look
Both are single edged swords with a slightly curved blade. Sure the blade is wider but theres no other differences between the blades.

>>160495615
Maid Nidalee

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>>160495969
>>160495927

Which doesnt change shit, they are obviously wielding Katana

That is like people asking for wine and then you give them grape juice

Fucking retards around here, i swear

>>160496106
But you said FotM gives both parties more effective HP, which isn't universally true.

>>160495649

That's the point, so many people have such a hatred for Genji that they don't even bother playing him when that's the best way to learn how he works and how to beat him.

>tfw playing immobile squishies against a wombo combo AoE comp
what should I have done to not lose

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>>160496009

>>160496174
If you buy ANY armor item at all, fotm is better then.

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>>160496009
>>160496079
Here for example, is an image from a surviving Ming period manual, showing and talking about the use of the dandao

To the average guy this sure looks like a katana. Maybe it's because the Japanese katana is modelled after that fucking sword

Hell Yasuo's sword doesn't even remind me of a katana much because it's so fucking long

>>160495649
genji's deflect blocks all stuns except rein's charge

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>>160496117
>>160495927

>>160496218
position yourself properly.

>>160496167
Not really, since grape juice isn't alcoholic, the single most important defining aspect of the wine.

>>160496218

If you picked into it you were kinda asking for it.

If they picked it into you they have brains and use them properly and you just need good positioning to avoid it.

I was 10-0 on Ezreal tonight and lost after two aces because Yasuo/Malphite/Alistar pubstomp crew came knocking and touched my boipucci.

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>Main'd jungle for the past 3 seasons
>Started maining support this season
>Seem to be getting focused every fight
>Feed my ass off
>Still Win

I know this shit isn't going to fly come solo/duo queue, how the fuck do I position as support (mages)? I'm used to going balls deep as jungle (nunu, zac and amumu) and I'm having an hell of a time positioning as mage supports, mainly Karma, janna, and zyra. if I'm on a tank it's a bit better.

>Get blitz on aram
>Think it's gonna be a fun time
>They have 5 hard engage tanks that want to go in
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>160495715
for me, shield and health are equal (you have to break shield first to deal damage, and shield mechanic is the same as health mechanic), so i take total health as the sum of normal health and the shield the item provides
but whatever, i made better calculations below

>>160495543
i had to finish what i started

if trundle has X hp and Y armor before buying one of the items:
-fotm: X+450, Y
-knight's vow: X+400, Y+60

effective hp:
-fotm: (X+450)(1+Y/100)
-knight's vow: (X+400)(1.6+Y/100)

in this scenario we can assume X=4750, Y=250

effective hp:
-fotm: 18200
-knight's vow: 21110

effects from items translated to effective hp:
-fotm: 1820 (trundle) + 1040 (ezreal with 100 armor) = 2860
-knight's vow: (under above circumstances) 1476 (healing from ez's dmg) + 480 (ezreal's damage reduction) - 984 (trundle's damage redirection) = 972

total effective hp:
-fotm: 18200+2860=21060
-knight's vow: 21110+972=22082

difference considering full builds: 1022 effective HP

if enemies have %armor pen, knight's vow value decreases greatly
fotm gives better survival ability to ez, while knight's vow gives better survival ability to you

i could also describe effects of trundle's ult on the whole calculation (hint: it favors fotm), but that would be needlessly lengthy
there's also the thing that fotm's shield decays, and fotm's passive can also heal both trundle and ezreal, which both affect calculations

conclusion: knight's vow is better in greater number of situations

>>160496375
play alistar

>>160496290
As Mordekaiser, where would that proper position be? I can't position properly if I don't know where said positioning is.
>>160496330
I was sort of asking for it, since I did pick Mordekaiser, but Mordekaiser is my comfort top pick and I don't own any exceptionally mobile top laners or real tanks.

I was also last pick, so the other 4 being kinda squishy was already established.

>>160496375
Play Alistar, Leona, Nautilus

>queueing up for solo queue
feels SO good

>>160496441

Play Mundo, he's cheap and viable.

>>160496468
>>160496431
I tried alistar and didn't do well with him. It was into a mage support/cait and every time I tried to do something I just got poked to all hell.

>>160496521
I thought Mundo was bad because he had no CC.

Also I really, really like Mordekaiser and don't really want to give him up. I just want to know more about teamfight positioning because I consistently do great in lane and then fall off because I teamfight poorly.

>>160495404
What kind of Leona?

>>160496562

He doesn't really need it, if you can land cleavers you're already better than a lot of tanks that aren't really meta right now.

>>160496610
thicc

>>160496610
>>160496642
Don't listen to this guy

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>>160496642

>>160496642
>>160496610
listen to this guy

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>>160495386
Busty Poppy!

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>You will never fuck Lux under the bedsheets while Garen comes in asking if everything's alright

What keeps you going in this world /lolg/

>>160496610
futa leona filling zyra with sunlight, making her grow thicc

>>160496610
Anything involving Ahri

>>160496740
Oh god, fck off dude. Shit fox have like 10000000000000000 fap arts.
Your waifu is shit

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>>160496728
>What keeps you going in this world /lolg/

Antidepressants.

>>160495948
For some reason scat fetishists really like everything about the picture looking disgusting, not only the fact it's about shit.