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CG discography: http://pastebin.com/fX7fpxrU
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Ongoing:
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Upcoming:
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November 24th: Mirai Kasuga ~Million Spark!~ scale
November 26th: Puchimasu manga volume 9
November 30th: Million Live 3rd Live BD @Sendai
November 30th: THE IDOLM@STER STATION!!! Summer Night Party!!! BD+CD
November ???: Ranko Kanzaki ~rosenburg Engel~ scale
December 7th: LIVE THE@TER FORWARD 01 Sunshine Rhythm
December 7th: STARLIGHT MASTER 07 Summer Carnival!!
December 9th: Million Live manga volume 5 (+CD)
December 21st: Million Live 3rd Live BD @Osaka
December 21st: SideM ORIGIN@L PIECES 02
December 27th: Mana manga volume 6
December ???: Ami/Mami Futami Phat scale
December ???: Nana Abe ~Meruhen Change!~ scale
December ???: Mio Honda ~Crystal Night Party~ scale
December ???: Million Live Megumi/Nao/Julia T-Shirts
January 11th: LIVE THE@TER FORWARD 02 BlueMoon Harmony
January 25th: Million Live 3rd Live BD @Fukuoka
2017: Cinderella Girls Theater Adaptation
Second for Touma!
Commus for Tokiko and Seika have been recorded and uploaded.
Tokiko 01:
https://mega.nz/#!soFjAQpC!WL7d5Wg6IMPwDPjEJwnTUSRKWGwqvyei8BZavF_EtwY
Seika 01:
https://mega.nz/#!0psTGZ7D!Lbd4bkeCLR4BQcxptbD-W5GG6cYbcpU-dHU6-QyGjrM
>>160318668
You should really fix your file name.
>>160318737
Downloaded a set of all the Frameless SM cards as of about a month ago. All came with shitty filenames like that and I can't be bothered fixing them.
>>160318881
That means you didn't set Unicode when extracting them.
>>160318707
Doing gods work
Breaking Tokiko and turning her into a subservient housewife yeah.
Tokiko is very ticklish and has a very cute giggle.
Has there been an ML or CG frameless card pack lately? It's been a while, hasn't it?
>>160319717
Yoshino's lips in the third panel.
ANGRY ABOUT ELections leaving these whos in the dust.
Rin is my wife.
>>160320186
Rin sucks
>>160320071
Akiha, Hijiri, Kako, and Kiyomi.
Throw the rest in the trash.
>>160320186
She's everyone's "wife"
>>160320268
Uzuki.
>>160320345
Rin has indulged in many a penis.
>>160320345
Not anymore, but I still love her and her phone strap is staying on my phone.
>>160320465
Part of the job
>>160318575
Moshi moshi~
>>160320071
akiha is the only noteworthy one there
>>160321313
Akiha is a dumb nerd
>>160320437
For pleasure
>>160321831
>>160320437
Uzuki is too good for Rin.
>>160321869
t.miho
>>160321869
>>160318881
I had no idea that frameless SM cards existed.
>>160320071
Tsubaki and Chinami when? ;_;
>>160321549
These three are so cute.
>>160322003
http://shockers.s71.coreserver.jp/cgi/uploader/count.cgi?4375.zip
It's a little out of date I think but most of them are there.
>>160322003
They're great.
http://www.bilibili.com/video/av7121269/
ORIGIN@L PIECES is up for you faggots, Slut Tachibana's solo is my favorite
THE F@GS COME OUT AT NIGHT.
THE F@GS COME OUT AT NIGHT.
>>160322672
But I'm here during the day too, anon
>>160322751
I'm not gay and I'm still here.
It's been years, /@/.
When is Inferno getting an Original Karaoke?
How do I stop Jiro from making me gay?
>>160322415
I thoroughly enjoy each solo.
>>160322672I'm here all the time.
>>160323105
If you have to ask it's already too late.
iDOLM@STER.
Appeal?
Love Live?
>>160323958
>iDOLM@STER
Is a nice franchise.
>Appeal?
There's lots of appeal.
>Love Live?
Is also fine, but there's a general for that if you want to talk about it.
>>160324326
Saki please don't corrupt Makoto
>>160323958
>this again
>>160324326
who's falling from helicopter
>>160324489
Hibiki and Sachiko.
KWSM.
>>160324878
Why is that 17 year old drinking alcohol?
>>160324878
I want to smell Shin's booze breath.
>>160325442
right after she vomits
>>160325465
Even better
BELIEVE IN CHIE
>>160322415
When is Saki and my nigga Takeru getting a solo
da cherry
>>160327096
would you pop her cherry?
>>160327146
rinspouse would
>>160326934
Hopefully in OP3 with Touma and Rui
>>160322110
Thanks.
>>160318506
What's with ML shitters trying to force meme OPs all the time?
>>160328109
It's their only way of staying relevant to these threads.
Which idol would you be most surprised to learn wasn't a virgin?
And before you try, no f@gs. No one cares whether they're douteis or not.
>>160328586
I will be surprised if Kanade ever loses her virginity. She is destined to be a lonely, virginal cake, playing the part of the sexy and flirty temptress but never able to actually lose it. She will be hanging around idols like Fred, Karen and even Mika when they're getting married, always pretending she's not envious.
>>160328910
But she isn't a virgin. We established this weeks ago.
>>160328910
I'll make sure Kanade loses her virginity to me once we get married.
>>160327096
Why is her voice so annoying?
>>160330016
But it isn't?
Can anyone reupload "Simply lovely" and "Niji no kanata ni"? The links on Yukipo are dead!
https://twitter.com/ZDTT/status/798793150508646400
More like pASSion amirite?
They finally caught her.
>>160330072
Is annoying
>>160330419
Tits can walk the world safely now.
>>160328910
But she's not really a try-hard; she can flirt and still keep face, unlike others who flirt and end up making themselves look like a fool.
>>160331959
>she can flirt and still keep face
>she spills her spaghetti when she had a chance to kiss the producer after her radio talk
https://twitter.com/ino_tac/status/798861843657691136
>someone designed a shirt for the artist behind Hotel Moonside
>>160333569
That's an ass.
>>160330354
Hot damn.
Why are these threads so dead?
toot
>>160334725
Because you're dead inside, anon.
>>160333569
Izumi's is still the finest CG ass.
>>160334876
I'm actually pretty alive inside, mate
Reminder that yoshinon is just loli sae
>>160334940
not while you're here in these threads
I want to do many nice things for Asuka and treat her like she's my wife but remain strictly platonic friends.
>>160334832
Looking cool there
>>160334952
Yoshino is taller and older than Sae
>>160335487
headpats tamami
corrupting toot
>>160334952
Why the reminder though?
So do you guys change your main team during Caravans to match up with the daily color? I keep seeing my friend list change mains, but I never got around to change mine, too lazy
ded
>>160335782
I do that, especially if I'm participating in the Caravan myself, but since I'm not playing in this one, I've given zero fucks to change it this time around.
Compared to everyone else on my friend list, I think I'm the only one that actually gives a fuck enough to change my center to match the type, even during Token events, except for many the less than 5 that change their centers to an SSR of random whim.
28 year old body.
>>160335782
No, my main unit is only for my center that I change when I feel like it.
>>160336523
I want to impregnate KWSM and make her my woman.
Nice moon tonight
I'M FREDDY
I'M FREDDY
I'M FREDDY
>>160335782
I change my main for the caravan and sometimes for the token events, but I keep my favorite idol as a main
>>160336523
KWSM is beautiful
>>160337252
Heh.
Stop reminding me of Takane.
Thanks.
>>160337869
>>160337869
Why do you wish that?
I don't want to fall in love with Takane again.
>>160338082
>>160338082
And IIIIiii don't wanna fall in love
>>160338629
Man that dress is literally painted on
That's hot
>>160338691
Sssh
>>160334952
>Yoshinon
>loli
Can we stop this meme already?
>>160335534
>>160335643
Thank you for posting this cute toot. I love her.
I miss Takane so much.
Takane's big moon/ass
Hello 15 stars Mutsumi.
Goodbye 13 stars Honoka.
>>160317837
>>160318506
That's my girl.
>>160321180
Dammit.
>>160333569
passion Kanako
>>160339154
I'd still keep Honoka, that's some really really sexy card.
>>160335951
Is that little Seira?
>>160338790
You being a loli is a meme.
>>160339374
Not like Mutsumi's card is bad anyway.
>that tummy
>vagina bones
>short shorts
It's a decent change.
>>160334952
reminder that yoshino is taller, older and more mature.
the only difference is that yoshino is flat
How would you people render Nono's "むり" catchphrase in English?
Depending on the context of the situation, I guess you can weave it in a way that suits the current context of the situation.
But using it in itself alone as Nono's trademark phrase, what seems to be the most natural way to phrase it?
"No way."
"I can't."
"Impossible."
Comes to mind. Which among those three sounds the best? If not, any other suggestions?
>>160340274
You put Muriiiiiii.
>>160340274
Leave it as muri and put in a TL note along the lines of "Morikubo says this when she doesn't think she'll be able to do something because of her low self-esteem, and due to this there is a running joke where she is called Murikubo due to its similarity with her last name. Oh Nono."
>>160340274
No way.
It's short like Muri and stuff.
>>160339314
Best Shiho.
>>160340839
>Oh Nono
>>160342563
Chie you get dickpats
One day, Karen, you're gonna take the teasing too far and Nao's gonna let you have it for sure.
>>160342961
She doesn't seem to be Karen about that prospect right Nao.
>>160342961
Me on the left.
>>160343061
>>160343061
Nono must suck my cock.
>>160343061
They're just monkeying around.
Kaede gets headpats
>>160343061
Kaede let's kiss
Kaede gets wombpats
Which 3 (three) 18+ idols would you give headpats to?
>>160343614
Sugar
MiyuNana
>>160343614
Seira, no one else, because I'm a l@liP
>>160343614
Reika
Matsuri
Kotori
>>160343126
Then I guess I'm the one on the right.
>>160343727
>claims to be a l@liP
>still would fuck one non-l@li
>>160343783
I love it when you grab my tie like that.
Ain't gonna admit it tho
Never.
>>160343608
Wombats?
>>160343614
KWSM
Yuki
Rumi
I need better shots of Karen's armpits while in this outfit. So I can finish my essay.
>>160343614
Himekawa
Baba
Nana
>>160343928
headpats != sex
>>160343614
Nana
Shin
Reiko, or rather I want to play with her hair instead of just patting
>>160343965
Ooooo dassit I like dat. Imma keep teasin' you then.
'Til I hear it from your slut mouth.
>>160343614
Yuki
Rumi
Miyu
>>160344047
Macho!
>>160344962
>>160344458Never
>>160324878
Cool cakes yeah
>>160343614
Not-Biribiri
Miss Oedipus
Maple
>>160333569
>>160339314
This Shiho is not my daughter-wife.
>>160345330
Of course not.Because she's way better than that.
>>160340274
"No, no"
Happy birthday to NotKaren.
>>160345781Korbo?
When Roconizing goes wrong.
>>160346014
Who?
>>160345781
Ibuki's a cutie; I'm gonna draw her on my skateboard so I'll always be able to roll with her.
>>160346014
Roco is a very good girl.
>FumiKana doujin will actually happen
What a time to be alive
Shiho is here to steal burgers.
>>160345781
Great Value Karen is just as good as the real thing.
Spare change for Emily.
>>160346210
My burgers.
But I'll catch her red handed.
And punish her with my hot love.
>>160346194
This artist already had one though.
>>160345167
Nao's sweaty socks after a day of dancing around on stage.
>>160346127
Jesus Christ, what are THESE?
>>160346254
That's not hard, considering how low tier the real thing is.
>>160346493
>>160346014
>>160346172
I might need more.
>>160346493
chihaya bodyswap?
>>160346575
Chihaya's getting a boner for Azusa!
>>160346575
Stop that. You're not allowed to be happy, Chihaya.
>>160346346
So we'll have 2,what a wonderful time to be alive
>>160346194
>>160346736
It really is.
>>160339594
So Sae is actually loli Yoshino?
You wouldn't grope an idol
>>160346407
Would you steal them?
>>160347002
I would and I will.
>>160347002
i would grope nao's eyebrows
You wouldn't grope Chihaya
>>160346645
>>160346597
>>160347002
Oh would I ever.
>>160347002
*get groped by
>>160347069
Yes, and when she notices they're missing and comes around looking for them I'd go on and on about how bad they smelled and that she should probably go to a doctor.
>>160347261
I want to increase the number of Freds.
GIVE MARIE BACK
>>160347176
You couldn't* grope Chihaya
>>160347176
I would this Chihaya >>160346493
>>160343614
KWSM
KWSM
Fredrica
What pokemon would your idol be?
>>160347396
Doesn't have to be the chest area.
>>160347640
Where else could you grope an idol?
>>160347324
Poor Nao.
>>160347491
>>160347204
Art for art's sake.
>>160347797
Their cock.
>>160346963
Geeeeeeez that leglock.
What do I need to do to become Mayu's everyday dream?
>>160347797
No clue.
>>160347825
Then I'd sneak in her room later and toss her socks somewhere on the floor so she could find them and the new mystery goo they'd be sullied with.
>>160348017
be her producer
Abusing Lil' Foomy.
>>160347617
Marill
>>160348017
Be el Chapo Guzman
>>160348315
Squish it.
>>160348315
Please go abuse Li'l Arisu instead.
>>160347964
Art for art's sake is good.
>>160347967
I fucking love leglock.
>>160348294
Why does she love her producer so much?
>>160348567
Be careful.
She's Hardgore Tachibana now.
>>160348676
Because fuck you, that's why.
>>160348676
cause i'm a good lover
>>160348816
Damn son
>>160348426
Chihaya is definitely the sexiest and most attractive because she is my wife.
>>160347964
What's even the tag for this? I need more.
>>160348707
>Hardgore
This isn't gurochan.
>>160349040
I don't know, the last two of these are from twitter, and the first one had no special tag.
So if there's tag for that at all, it's not applied consistently.
>>160349040
Probably bodypaint or painted_clothes.
ボディペイント on pixiv.
>>160349445
>>160349494
Thanks.
>>160349006I'm really happy for you two
>>160344196
That outfit looks so much better than her limited. I wish they let you pick SSR outfits if you have both.
>>160344095
>cute, lonely OL who loves cats
Rumi doesn't get enough love
>>160349006
>because she is my wife
This singlehandedly makes her the worst
>>160350247
>I wish they let you pick SSR outfits if you have both.
Wait, you can't?
>>160350312
Aw hell naw!
>>160350312
No, you can only put your SSR in one of the regular outfits instead of her unique.
>get on /@/
>see a few Chihaya and Azusa posts
>in the current year
is this really happening
>>160351493
no, you're dreaming
have another
>>160351493
>chihaya.moe is and forever will be dead
>>160351627
Nice.
>>160351493
>>160351627
Azusa you're awesome
>>160351895
>Chihaya is quietly hiding and waiting for that Tawawa Challenge trend to pass her by
うっうー!
RIP MomozakiP.
>13 Mutsumis
>countless Megumis
>0 Kozue
What are some of the most choicest vulgarities to use in this situation?
>>160351493
It's the nostalgia hour
>>160351959あら〜
>>160351959
>>160351838
Oh god I want to drink Chiaking cleavage juice
Who's the most flexible?
>>160351838
Still not too late for an AV debut.
Dammit guys.
Stop posting Takane.
No.
>>160352724
NEVER
>>160352724
ok sorry
Dammit guys.
Stop posting Azusa.
Takane is far from my favorite, but I kinda see the appeal.
In fact, LADY TAKANE WILL NOW BE THE NEW QUEEN OF THIS THREAD
>>160352724
>>160352886
nah dog
Kissin' on Azusa and Takane and Chihaya
>>160353202
>>160353202
Good, good.
>>160353495
No.
>>160351838
Is this Chiaking?
>gratuitous cleavage
Yes it is.
>>160353727
You're goddamn right it is.
Glorious, ain't it?
>>160353727
i need more chiaking in my life
>>160354180
I need Mikunyang in my life.
>>160354258
Mikunyang that was beautiful
I want to roughly kneed Chikaing's whorish udders.
Or alternatively, have her bully me by smothering me them.
>>160354302
>>160354180
>>160354258
Boring meme please go
>>160354407
Only if you give us an exciting meme.
>>160354407
Gomin.
>>160354407
>>160354545
So comfy
>>160354606
She said she'll do anything, so I hope she jumps off a cliff.
>>160347002
I would grape Yuuki, though. You know, get some grapes on all 164cm of her 13-year-old body.
And I would haveabsolutely nosexual thoughts about her.
>>160352395
How about "Mutsumi is fucking awesome"
>>160354606
Gonna pour ice water on the small of her back.
>>160354906
She's a cat. She does that every Thursday night.
>>160355029
Fucking Mutsumi is awesome.
I hate you guys for posting Takane.
>>160355086
Aw, Mutsumi is fucking some.
>>160355120
Dude nobody cares.
>>160355120
You sure do jackass
>>160355169
My some.
>>160355120
I'm sorry
>>160355120
Ooooo boy I hate you too anon, I hate you too.
Getting hopped up on Tocaine.
Taking Mutsumi on a red light district adventure.
>>160355620
Sounds fucking exciting.
Miku-nyan is my pretty pussy princess
Know what's nice?
Sailor swimsuits.
>>160355994
(The joke here is that he described the adventure as "fucking exciting", when the adventure would be going through a red light district where many people would literally be fucking. Oh Anon.)
>>160356546
That Rock Jam
>>160356546
>Male attire anthology
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.
>>160356756
I'm gonna punch you.
>>160356546
Where were you able to buy these? I was really interested in Minato's Male Attire Anthology.
>>160357141
Fuck, that's Minatos?
Anon, scan please.
>>160356546
>millionlive male attire anthology
yo gotta scan that
>>160356918
It'sokay. Quality varies per artist as usual.
>>160357141
https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=188190
>>160357352
Just give us the good shit.
>>160357352
I want to be these gentleladies' fuckpet.
>>160356546
>Sailor swimsuits
Scan it, please?
>>160357352
Well fuck, I'm blind as shit. I should have been paying attention. Thanks, anon, I will be purchasing this when I get home.
how do caravans work? if i can s-rank a song, can i use a miscolor team?
>>160356546
The swimsuit one isthe one with Chie?
>>160358932
Yes.
>>160358981
Corner Cat I love you.
Be my girl. Be my woman. Be my nerdcat.
>>160358981
Thank you nerd corner cat
>>160357352
Is that Reika or Chihaya?
>>160358792Hates me.
>>160359596
>>160359536
http://i.imgur.com/RfFsOFN.jpg
Hater still around?
>>160360072
She'd never do that for me.
what about meme idols
>>160360423
The what?
>>160360423
They exist.
>>160360183
Kissing Takane's shoes.
>>160360423
Like Miku or Nana?
>>160360245
That's alright, she does it for me.
>>160360592
Yeah babe!
What idol has the most unexpectedly high Housewife Power Level?
(Emphasis on unexpected.)
OTP.
>>160359596
what a cute jk i want to headpat her and hold hands
>eve's rumor
>she's santa
kek
>>160360820
kirari
>>160360820
One of them.
Which idol should I fap to now?
>>160360592
Nana isn't a meme, she's precious.
>>160361142
>>160361215
She's my baby.
>>160353495
Bigger
>>160361367
>that fucking insane Can't Stop!! × BMBB video is now ranked 4th in the entire NND daily ranking
Sana
Momoka
Chie
Arisu
Yume
>>160361961
SMCAY?
>>160361961
Yes
Yes
No
No
No
>>160360950
Nothing unexpected about that. Riina is a good girl and good girls make good housewives.
>>160362161
>>160362161
Riina is a good boy and good boys make girls into good housewives.
>>160362270
If this is a boy I guess I'm gay. Wish me luck because I'm coming out the closet to my family tonight!
Rina would make a good housewife, yes.
>>160361367
oh shit
>>160362652
>>160362652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlaCLB2NiuA
>>160362486
you lala faggot
>>160362901
At the drive in
In the old man's Ford
Behind the bushes
Til I'm screamin' for more
Down in the basement
Lock the cellar door
And baby
Talk dirty to me!
>>160362652
Honestly, despite how ditzy she can be, she still has a strong sense of moral responsibility, and has the strength and stamina to back her hard work effort.
Rina's a good girl; I'd be willing to bet 18 years of my life and a damn expensive mortgage payment that she'd be a successful housewife.
>>160363197
If she survives that is.
>>160363389
I don't know what you're implying, but I can rebuild her.
>>160363438
Meth addiction and STDs can often be fatal.
>>160363576
I don't know what you're implying, but I won't be able to put you back together again.
>>160362270
>ywn break a cute boy like Makoto and turn him into your cute housewife
>>160362652(>⟡<) ポヨ~
>>160363438
He means the sex is going to be so intense it might be fatal for her.
>>160363836
Boys make the best girls.
But are the best girls good housewives?
Or do we need to train them somehow?
>>160364408
Yes.
>>160340274
Wasn't it once cleverly translated around these parts as No No?
"Muri muri muri muri Morikubo Nono" became "No No No No No Nono Morikubo" or something like that.
>>160364815
>wide-hipped tomboys
Shouldn't that be illegal?
>>160360820
Ayumu
>>160364930
Exaggerated but why?
Tomboys always give me a dilemma, should I assfuck them or love them like I love girls?
I have never been able to solve this ideological conundrum.
>>160364930
When wide-hipped tomboys outlawed only outlaws will have wide-hipped tomboys.
>>160364276
She's best friends with a wild wind sukeban; if anything, Rina might be the one giving me a heart attack.
At least I'll die hard.
>>160365341
why not both?
>>160359596
I see Yukimi and Rumi.
>>160365510
Die harder. With a vengeance.
>>160365551
As expected of Fumi, a solution is simple, elegant, and pleasurable to all.
Go books!
>>160365341
Anal is reserved for when you want to show girl you really love her
Why wouldn't you want a cute tomboy like Makoto-kun to know how much you really love her?
>>160365761
Go boo_s!
>>160365836
>Anal is reserved for when you want to show girl you really love her
No that's cunnilingus.
>>160365836
I remember someone also talking of anal as a way to bully tomboys like Makoto, as to deny them their being girls and fuck them like boys are fucked. Maybe also calling them your little boytoys or something.
yo gurls
>>160365906
Go hugs!
I pleasure Fumika with my words.
>>160365836
>>160366064
Stupid casuals
It'sanilingus
If you won't lick all and every place on your idol, why the fuck even bother?
>>160366256
Cunnilingus is you putting your idols pleasure above your own.
>>160366256
Fuck yes dassit mang
>>160366446
Reading books together with Fumika.
>>160366438
Because I want to pressure Nao into shaving.
>>160366626
But she's great because she doesn't shave.
>>160366446
What's she reading?
>>160366479
But I derive a lot of pleasure from eating out my girls. And part of my pleasure is giving girl her pleasure.
So I don't get what you say.
If you derive so little pleasure from eating her out that "it's more about her pleasure than yours", then do you really love her enough to justify such "sacrifice"?
>>160366853Arisu's diary.
>>160367073
True, I don't get no pleasure.
But I always make sure her pleasure is greater.
>>160356546
SCAN THAT FUCKING ELENA/KOTOHA /ss/ DOUJIN PLEASE
>>160367563
Subscribe to his Enty and you get a digital version of his previous doujins.
Also like half of that one.
>>160366479
You're assuming he's talking about receiving when it's obvious he's talking about giving.Receiving may be selfish, but you can redeem yourself by snowballing with her; which is not only hot, but a really dirty way to show you care for her by sympathizing with your own tapioca.
Twin Towers things tomorrow.
>>160366626
>>160366718
Shave where? You both lost me.
>>160367405
>I don't get no pleasure.
That's strange. I don't think you love her, or you don't like sex. Mixing up ideology with lovemaking, what the hell.
>>160367836
This dirty old man makes me want to do dirty things.
>>160367802
Unless you like snowballing that much that you do it for your own kicks.Don't make a virtue out of your tastes, no matter how tasty.
>>160367836
NEVER FORGET ;_;7
>>160367836
Got a link to the livestream?!
>>160367836
OMG
>>160367802
>snowballing
No thanks
>>160367968
What are you talking about?
>>160367836
I want to test Nao's suitability as a girlfriend.
>>160368232
http://ch.nicovideo.jp/voicegarage/live
Bookmark it or something.
>>160366853
Is there any good lets play of idolmaster where someone clearly shows off a lot of the game and explains whats going on?
>>160368358
About that strange "I don't like eating out pussy, but I still do it - for her pleasure".
Has it occurred to you that a girl won't really be happy if she knows you're doing it while not getting pleasure from licking her pussy?
So would you lie to her about you deriving pleasure from it?
It's all messed up in many ways.
>>160368473
You pass!
>>160368965
Nao Imma stretch you.
Stretch you good.
>>160368680
You trying to turn her into a perv?
>>160366504
>>160369145
I could only do that with a time machine.
>>160368708
>"I don't like eating out pussy, but I still do it - for her pleasure".
When did I say that? I said I don't NOT enjoy it.
>>160369145
Nerds are the dirtiest pervs. Just look here.
>>160369223
You mean "I don't get no" was a double negative?
>>160369234
But I just want handholding and leglocking.
>>160369234
>>160369361
Yes.
>>160369634
Well I apologize then. I think that even comparing who gets more pleasure ain't right, but still much better than how I understood it in the first place.
Introducing idols to the world of memes.
>>160369834
Good.I consider it paying her back for sucking me off.Especially if she wakes me up with it.
>>160369507
And these are not perverted as all fuck?
Lily is a leglock nerd, so maybe Fumika is too.
>>160369872
Why do you want to corrupt them?
Bread vs Donuts
>>160369941
Ooh. That really sounds like a good girl.
>>160369872
Would you dab with them?
>>160370142
Only the first time to teach them.
>>160370107
But which idols are that good of a girl?
>>160370021
Introducing the bread inside the donut hole!
>>160370282
Long time no see M.H.
>>160370021
>>160370142
Get with the times. The mannequin challenge is where it's at now.
>>160370209
A lot of them. Probably any that really falls in love.
But to name some, those in the image, also Makoto, Shiho, Shiki, Syuko, Karen, Anya, Nao.
>>160370447
Explain further.
>>160370596
>Shiki
Oh yes. I could see her doing that.
>>160370371
Noriko's pussy.
>>160370876
Belongs to me.
Do you remember love?
>>160370596
All of them are such good girls sucking off their respective Husbands early in the morning. Might as well add Subaru and Basa in there.
Little children, keep yourselves from idols. (1 John 5:21)
>>160370974
Absolutely no part of my wife belongs to you, nor will any part ever.
>>160370784
>>160371194
Too bad, her pussy still belongs to me.
>>160371254
My lewd-wife.I should stop this before it becomes a thing.
>>160371063
It's a very nice song.
>>160371457
>Yuriko thinking aboutthe battle between Morgoth and Fingolfin
>>160371293
She will never even give you the time of day, so keep on dreaming.
>>160343614
Nono
Yuzu
Miku
>>160371081
>>160371698
Those are all under 18 you silly slut.
>>160371808
I want to headpat them all the same
>>160371697
Your delusions can keep you company at night while my wife and I laugh at your desperation.
>>160370765
You and a group of friends pose still like mannequins while a guy films you with Black Beatles playing over the video. Already a forced meme because of sports stadiums trying to get fans to do the biggest mannequin challenge evar.
>>160371893
What was that? Noriko's pussy belongs to me? Oh, that's right! Glad you understand.
>>160371958
Damn dat dumb
>>160362873
>>160372785
>>160371406
It already is, and /@/ is constantly making fun of you for it.
>>160372785
>>160372951
Don't do that.
>>160373036
Oh well.
>>160372524
not as dumb as your butt
Every day until Chiaki gets a voice.
>>160368562
Thanks!
>>160372785
>>160372951
Rina ah luv u
>>160373303
Is it her though?
>>160373303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCH6nQYflwY
Black and white.
>>160373180
You like my dumb butt huh.
>>160373128
Shiki I will kiss your exposed skin - but very lightly.
>more bandwagoners
Oh boy.
>>160373436
dating cute santa
>>160373534
Me next.
>>160371081I didn't want to brag.
>>160371958
>Black Beatles
I won't stand for such cultural appropriation.
>>160373617
Where will you kiss her?
>>160373902
Probably around her navel.
Gyarurun~
>>160371550
Isn't Morgoth that dude who raped that chick?
That's pretty lewd, Lily.
Nanao Yuriko is 15 years old.
>>160374019
I don't think so.
I don't think he's even got a dick.
おへそフェチ!
Chaining Shiki up so she can't disappear anymore.
>>160374461
Well she's always showing it off.
>>160373984
Kisses.
>>160374142
Prove it
>>160374461
>>160373956
A highly erotic and lickable tummy.
>>160374461
匂いフェチ
>>160374019
You're thinking of Caryl Chessman.
>>160374764
Shiki's toes.
>>160374780
Oh I'm always thinking of criminals.
What makes an idol a good girl?
>>160375601
Her fans' ERP quality.
>>160375601
The bond shared with the one she loves most.
>>160375454
I'm going so suck and nibble on them.
>>160374748
What would count as proof?
Shiho hates me!
>>160375835
Basa.
Subaru.
Yuriyuri.
Asuka.
Shiki.
All good girls.
>>160376409
Shiho thinks I'm okay.
>>160375474We'll see about that. Only the good and dedicated wives are allowed, or they sleep on the floor.
>>160376415
I don't know if the Asuka stuff counts as ERP since it's just one dude saying he wants to fuck another, no role playing involved.
>>160375601
Me.
>>160376494
>>160376409
Shiho thanks me!
>>160376678
I want to buy a plushie for Shiho.
>>160376409
>ML Shiho
It's okay, I hate her too
>>160377497
Life is too short to hate idols.
>>160377193
I want to read picture books with her.
>>160377618
Kisses for the kisswife.
It is the Miya Age.
>>160376415
I don't think auto-replies of "You will not be doing any such thing with my wife" counts as ERP, as much as the posts that trigger it are still ERP. Like someone else said, it's one-sided.
>>160377719
I want her to read to me.
It'd help me sleep. Rather pathetic huh?
>>160377820
Asuka is not a good girl then.
>>160377918
志保のへそフェチ!
>>160378190
I don't think she has one.
>>160377918
Why would it be pathetic? Also Shiho's tummy.
>>160378331
I think Shiho would find it weird reading a story to a 20+ year old man.
molesting Akane
Someone post lewd Ranko I need my fix.
>>160378525
No.
>>160377814
You sure it's not the Eyebrow Age?
>>160378168
She's a very good girl to me at least.
>>160378443
No need to diss on the things you love.
I love stories, and I'll love them no matter how old I get.
There are many other things I'd do with Shiho that she'd find much stranger.
>>160378525
Ranko should wear a burqa, like all women.
>>160378634
MEME FOR HER AGE
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M
E
F
O
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H
E
R
A
G
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>>160378719
Same thing.
>>160378634
Molesting Rankoand making her a wife
>>160378776
I still think it's pathetic and Shiho probably wouldn't do it.
>>160378872
えぇ?
>>160378907
She'd certainly do it for me, or for husband.
>>160379009
Why for you?
Mirai-cha!
>>160378168
Asuka is still a good girl with me; I just don't contribute to the ERP pile, because if there's anything more annoying than ERP, it's "his" bot-like replies every fucking time.
I'm convinced he's actually a bot that runs on a window schedule to emulate a human's daily pattern.
>>160379067
Fuck off?
>>160379036
I want to be Ryo's pet.
>>160379106
I haven't tried to play that card yet. Everybody else seems to use it, though.
>>160379232
Yes, fuck off.
>>160378906
Delicious.
>>160379060
Because it feels good to share a hobby or interest with someone who sincerely appreciates it.
>>160378757
And me.
>>160379364
Even as a bedtime story?
Asuka is my play thing.
As I said. a wife.
>>160378168
She doesn't need to be a good girl to be a loving wife.
>>160379067
As much as I would love to be a modified human, that's not true. I'm willing to give a different response if you give me something different to respond to.
>>160379428
Provided she's not too tired to read by the time I'm done with her.
>>160379106
>>160379270
That's rude.
Fuck back on!
>>160379479
Yeah suplex that fucker
>>160379479
Nino's stripped thighhighs.
>>160378490
/@/ wishes molesting__3D__was that easy
Fishgurumi.
>>160379684
It is if the girl likes you.
>>160379684
What if someone is pointing her with a gun? Or if she's being blackmailed and forced to let that guy molest her without making a peep?
>>160379684
It was in middle school.
>>160379806
That's hot.
Which idols are meant to be blackmail-molested?
>>160379793
rule that out since girls dont ever like /@/
>>160380072
Ranko and Asuka.
>>160378801
kinda weird that the Ranko meme here has nothing to do with her memey chuuniness
https://twitter.com/reinaueda_staff
Ueshama has an official twitter account now with her artist debut.
Idol tummies in general. In a general.
>>160380096
I will never rule anything out.
>>160368473
Nao is a Super Lover.
>>160380337
Tummies, armpits and thighs are the best
>>160380287
While they can see each other being groped and molested, I really hope.
Make l@lis great again
>>160380337
>>160380425
>>160380652
Trump-chan is moe~
You guys cause this to happen
>>160380925
Blame the 765/MLers.
>>160380860
>>160380287
Not as long as I'm around to protect them.
And when I say "protect", I mean drop the body of anyone that even looks at them funny, like an oversensitive rapper who became too paranoid from life in the hood. Word, motherfucker.
>>160380925
At least they're just flat out advertising Idolmaster now. They used to (and probably still do) steal iM@S art all of the fucking time.
>>160380332
Umimi!
>>160381302
I didn't know Anya could drive.
>>160380925
Mirai's armpit and tummy will be mine soon, fingers crossed.
>>160381137
For whatever weird sense of entertainment, I used to actively follow the guy who owns J-List whenever he would post culture shit on his website/FB page, which is as informative as listening to a weeb wank-rant about Glorious Nippon! The guy is ALRIGHT, at best, but ignorant as fuck otherwise. I think one FB post he did, he confused a CG for another CG, despite the character designs being completely different, and tried to play it off on sameface.
Painful excuse of existence, really.
>>160381410
>>160380925
I don't see the problem
>>160381560
Kissing that cheek.
>>160381738
Yuko can you drive
>>160381551
He's not the sharpest tool in the shed.
>>160381775
Yuko can drive with her mind!
>>160381814
Hands at ten and two
https://a.pomf.cat/gpbotb.mp3
>>160381137
>steal iM@S art
And Pixiv images, like with ShipMaidens.
TONIGHTS THE NIGHT
>>160381981
I have reason to live again
>>160381981
Man, this gets funnier every time you post it! LOL!
>>160381551
CG is the one idol franchise that has the least amount of sameface, what a tard.
>>160382087
>>160382121
Yuko, your face is showing.
>>160382236
>>160382016
Tonight's Ibuki sex night.
>>160382016
Feeling Ibuki's tufts
What should I use my last tokens for? Got all jewels and keys
>>160382528
Buy money.
>>160380652
>>160382621
Chie you get presidencies
Why are so many producers adding me recently
Why aren't they returning my room likes
Surely next event will be Take Me Take You and the limited SSR will be voiced Nono, right?
>>160383018
I'm getting a bunch of friend requests and likes recently
>>160382643
Incorrect headpats for Miki
>>160383075
The worst people are the ones who leave only one like when you do 2 every time..
>>160383123
I've always done 1. How do you do 2?
>>160383018
>>160383075
Nice I was just wondering the same thing, just accepted a bunch of new requests.
>>160383123
Every day I like both of the rooms of all the people in my friend's list (where applicable, which is most) and I've been doing that for months with around 16 friends. Most of them still leave one like after all this time.
It really hurts my soul but I'd feel bad if I stopped.
>>160383162
Like their other room.
>>160383023
Nono doesn't want to have an event nor a limited SSR
>>160383292
Are you me?
>>160383075
>>160383210
Are they mostly D/F ranks for you?
>>160383343
I don't know anon, I might be
>>160383309
TACKLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE
PUT ER IN THE GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUND
>>160383396
I got a SSS request the other day
>>160383420
Not tackle, tickle. Tickle her.
>>160383396
No idea really, I've had 22 pending friend requests for months but they suddenly went up to +30 in the last few days.
>>160383487
>>160383440
It was disheartening to me when I saw my one SSS rank whale friend disappear from my friend list when we've exchanged comments and room likes for months.
I'll always miss you, MomokaP.
>>160383023
THIS
Nono, Miyu, Yoshino and Sugar voices when in SS?
>>160383601
All these Japs are adding me and I've no idea what to write to them since I don't know Japanese. They also aren't messaging me at all.
>>160383601
Maybe he just dropped back to SS and changed name? I have some faggots who keep changing their names.
>>160383075
Lucky you, I have had zero friend requests since August, and about an average of 1 like a week.
Than again, everyone probably hates my death trampoline setup.
>>160383539
Every inch of her body.
>>160383664
I almost never get/leave messages. I got two thank you messages from liking some rooms, and then I thanked some cute C rank producer when he got his first SSR.
I-I hope everyone replies when I wish them a merry Christmas
>>160383692
Awesome, give me your ID I'll add you.
Date?
>>160383770
>I-I hope everyone replies when I wish them a merry Christmas
Oh yeah, I should do that when the time comes
>>160373984
Rina and Yui in brown blazers with loose socks.
>>160383664
I just send them congratulations and terrible rudimentary Japanese when I notice an idol they like gets in a gacha or event, they pull a new SSR, or rank really well. Sometimes they comment after you exchange likes for a while and send a friend request.
It's always really nice getting responses.
>>160383791
Me in the red dress.
Be jealous, nerds. You'll never have it as good as I do.
>>160384103
>>160383776
Think it's 45d99503de.
If not, oh well. Sachiko is my SSR idol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kyf4qepF6E
Nono sounding cute af in this song
>>160384318
Pretty, smartish, cute and sexy.
>>160384352
IDs have letters now?
>>160384445
Pretty irrelevant
When's Yuzu SSR
>>160384532
First comes sex.
>>160384568
Then comes marriage.
>>160384474
No they don't what the fuck
>>160384509
You again huh.
>>160384650
Then the kids.
>>160384532
>Yuzu could have a voice now if not for stupid ugly Mio rigging polls
>>160384734
>mio
It was Shin, get your memes right.
>>160384474
No, he fucked up and posted his ID for that other thing nobody cares about.
>>160384730
Then sex with the kids.
>>160384787
Miohate is a meme, it doesn't have to be correctly justified
>>160384839
Then death.
>>160384823
Online dating?
>>160384893
It was a good life.
>>160385013
Indeed, indeed.
But after death comes her SSR. A SSR we'll never get to enjoy.
>>160379036
RYO, TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT
>forget to like my friends' rooms for 1 day
>everyone of them stops liking my room
Fucking ungrateful nips I swear to God
>>160385269
Tonight's Ryo sex night.
>>160385315
I've waited my whole life for this.
Just got home
Missed Chihaya hour
Don't be a dick, share your poteto with Karen.
Who could have committed this most heinous crime?
>>160385656
>>160385315
Hopefully withYumeko
>>160385656
It was me,Rio!
Pinya gets put to sleep.
>>160385753
When is Chihiro sex night?
>>160386315
Next CinFes.
>>160386461
Money bukkake.
>>160385435
>>160380332
>VA lewding their own idol
I'm conflicted.
>>160380652
Holy shit I love this image.
Who is Trump's favorite l@li?
>>160387120
Chie
No Hasumi, don't! It's not worth it!
>>160387194
Chie is a good girl.
>>160355014
Your restraint is amazing, if confusing.
>get my 15th Mutsumi and make a 15star Mutsumi
>put her in the main unit
>2 Kozue (4th and 5th) and 1 Mutsumi in 3 tries
thank you based Chihiro, you get moneypats
>>160387540
>>160380652
>>160381038
>>160382621
I can't wait until North Korea nukes Japan because Trump won't protect them and no more iM@S
>>160387639
Good, good.
>>160387639
At least Starlight Stage would die then.
>>160387845
If only...
>>160387316
headpats and kisses for Kaoru
>14 Adventure Lolis and 0 Kozues
>Oh well, at least I'll finally get a 15 star SR
>Play 10 songs
>0 Adventure Lolis and 5 Kozues
Joke's on you, Chihiro. I was far more interested in getting a Kozue anyway.
No idols allowed from this point
>>160388287
>kisses
She's gonna blush!
Speaking of room likes, you guys are the fucking worst at this. Everyone I added from here either sporadically likes my rooms, only likes one room, or just outright stopped liking any of my rooms. Meanwhile I've been exchanging room likes with two random Japs for the past 6 months without missing a day. One of them isn't even on my friends list.
>>160389025
Most people already have 5 people to trade likes with
I haven't changed the 5 random guys I give likes to in months and I'm not going to load shitloads of new stupid rooms just to give extra useless likes
>>160389025
Sorry for hardly playing anymore
>>160388968
>>160389025
They aren't genuine, though, and that is what matters.
>>160389025
Fuck you, man, I give the same 15-20 people 2 likes every day.
>>160388996
it's ok, I want that
>>160389025
I return every like I get, but unless someone likes my room 3 days in a row I don't go out of my way to add another person to my list.
>>160389235
~Genuine~?
9 HOURS!
AHHHH
>>160389025
liar, I always like the same 22-26 producers everyday
>>160389587
LUV UUUUU
>>160389601
Chie can handle 20 producers at the same time huh.
>>160389250
You know that they don't get heart points past your 10th like?
>>160389736
She's a seasoned pro after all.
Free Bread here
>>160389779
I still do it anyway because they've always liked every day.
No skin off my back.
>>160389254
Her eyebrows will fall off, too!
Why is Shiho feeding me cake?
>>160390201
it's poisoned
>>160390201
I never thought I'd see Shiho this handsome.
I am the idol master.
>>160390378
I am the moonstar.
>>160387540
>16th Mutsumi, already using the starred-up Mutsumi as main
>still no Kozue
>>160390378
No you're not what the fuck go away shoo shoo
And I am the Idol Mater.
I am the idol matter.
>>160390201
I hears you guys like memes so ready your funny bones for this one, fellas:
The cake is a lie.
>>160390378
I am the Starlight stage.
I'm the Idlemaster.
I am the idol matte.
>>160390521
Holy shit I'm dying
>>160390701
Karen, please spend more time with your family.
>>160390294
Makes you go dokidoki?
>>160390378
I an the bone of my idols
Cute is my body and passion is my blood
>>160390521
That's not as funny as the time OP forgot it wasn't Halloween anymore though!
Karen's first SSR is the best. If the limited showed her midriff I would probably have had them tied together.
>>160389025
>that guy who has liked your room every single day since day 1
>>160391085
It's me isn't it?
>>160391053
My main problem with her limited is the hair. The braided sidebun looks dumb and on the whole the hair looks like it has much less volume than the regular SSR's.
>>160383075
Oh shit you're right I did fuck that one up. Are you still there?
Plz respond659871141
>>160391213
maybe
>>160391317
Are you the cliff guy
Fapping to Ranko as we talk
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm26714701
Oh, they changed the logo in-game now, too.
>>160391220
I wasn't as concerned about it, Karen goes through a new hairstyle every card. I'm surprised she hasn't done character development cut yetPLEASE DON'T DO THAT. The outfit just doesn't compare to the colorfulness and overall prettiness andsexinessof the nonlimited.
>>160391685
Karen's letting herself go. She's gonna be like Kanako before long.
>>160390521
Shut up before I turn you into a potato.
>>160390410
Autists like Kozue and Ranran get automatic cuddles.
Ranko is NOT autistic.
>>160391784
This is why I feel bad for Karenfags
>>160391784
Kanako will give her the workout she needs, chasing after her trying to eat her hair drills.
>>160391917
Yes, she is. and she is Cute
>>160391584
So is CG now the last branch of the franchise who hasn't gotten the logo update yet?
>>160391917
She's not, but some anons find autism cute, and Ranko is cute, so they spirit up the explanation that pleases them.
>>160391917
Yes she is.
>>160392131
Roco should paint Ranko's naked body.
>>160391584
I liked the original logo.
>>160392245
My naked body.
Chie OP please
I'm in love with the Kyoko
I hope you all have sweet dreams of going on a lovely walk with your favourite idol(s).
>>160392140
I think sideM haven't gotten the logo change either
I was hoping I'd get Stockholmed into liking Ranko since she was my first limited ssr, but alas it didn't happen.
Sora a cute.
And Mawile.
>>160392442
http://side-m.idolmaster.jp/
They have.
>>160392442
No, they got it second, before the MLs did.
New thread:
>>160392515
>>160392392
Thanks anon. Here's the pic of Kyoko I like.
Chie is my little sister girlfriend.
>>160392358
Sorry, we already have a new thread.
Megumi is my idol/wife.
>>160392564
What the fuck
>>160392564
Early AND hilarious. We really are in the golden age of /@/ humor.
>>160392649
Image limit has been reached.
>>160392587
That is indeed a very nice picture of Kyoko
Ibuki Basa
belongs
to me
>>160392564
>another Memellion Lame OP
>>160392649
>>160392656
Anon did the same a few months ago. Tried to force an OTP week, anons called him out since it was not long after Mirai week, he sperged and said nobody can stop him from making new OPs. Sadly there's nothing we can do since he's known to reportbomb people who make OPs before him and flip out when people go "meta" on him. Best to ignore it and hope he gets bored soon I guess.
New thread:
>>160392515
Halloween is finally coming to a close.
I gotta say, it's been fun. Really fun. Really funny. It's really funny.
Asuka is my precious loving wife.
Lots of cuddling tonight.
>>160391486
yes. That's probably why I haven't gotten much friend requests, also because I'm afraid to accidentally reject a request just because I can't read moon.
>>160392229
God damn, Ranko.
>>160392643
Megumi apathetic.
>>160392687
Makes entertain the idea she might also be a girl.
>>160392825
Haruka pls.
>>160392868
Nape kisses too?
ksmz isn't mine
Shiho is my daughter-wife.
>>160390201
Thank you, this was the page I wanted to see from that anthology.
>>160392868
And me too.
Cuddling with both of you.
>>160392946
Yes, especially so. Ear blowing is also a possibility.
>>160393028
Would you read me a bedtime story Father-Husband?
>>160392821
lol where do you people find these conspiration theories??
>>160393089
Most splendid.
Syuko is my foxy wife.
>>160393174
I can, but you shouldn't need me to read you one.
>>160393895
Ooooo dassit. I'll cuddle up next to Shiho so you can read to the both of us. We'll giggle expecting a good story.
Damn sons.
>>160394009
You know full well I will not allow that.
>>160394423
Okay okay
Then I'll sleep next to you while you sleep next to Shiho.
Kanako
Mimura
Is My
Favorite
Aidoru
>>160394491
No.
>>160394574
You'll warm up to the idea.
I promise.
Ooooooooo
http://i.imgur.com/04zQ8lb.jpg
>>160394751
I thought it was gonna be the other image of Basa sucking.
Momoko Suou is my secretly cuddle-addicted wife.
>>160395296
I like the expression of delight in this one.
And everyone will automatically think of the other one anyway.
>>160394694
You sure are an odd, but funny one.
>>160395548
For you.
Lover.
For you.
And for Asuka's Husband.
And for Subaru's Husband-Owner.
>>160392780
>>160392821
>>160392825
How do you people always manage to get so triggered about the most stupid things? Go outside, get drunk, have sex or something like that.
>>160396683
I made >>160392825 and the new thread.
I was just linking it again in case anyone missed the link.
Arisu gets the last post.
>>160396828
Not so fast nerd.
>>160396940
Did you say "nerd"?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cw2niuDUkAAGb_W.jpg:orig
>>160397174
Damn right I did you fucking nerd.
>>160397174
When did Arisu become Kohaku?
>>160397174
NOT NERD, NODE.
>>160395663
Bet you'd like to cuddle with all of them at the same time, huh.
>>160397419
Fuck yes. Hell fucking yes.
>>160397353
Oh.