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>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/
>Official Website and Community
https://playoverwatch.com
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/
>Latest Patch Notes (Live)
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749777650
>Ongoing Hero Balance Changes (PTR)
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749857162
>Sombra Animated Short
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og5-Pm4HNlI [Embed]
>Overwatch Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://overbuff.com/
http://masteroverwatch.com
>Competitive Info
http://gousgamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
some girls have dicks
Where the hell is First Strike.
hana song
>>160118296
Jamison Fawkes!
You are all still fags it seems.
>fell from 3900 to 3200 last week
HELP HOW DO I STOP IT FROM HAPPENING AGAIN
>>160118427
Mei ult
>>160118427
genji's reflect
>>160118478
>You are all still fags
you're damn right I am
>>160118552
I'd help if I knew myself
>>160118478
They totally are.
>>160118552
Its awful bro. You have to quit after two consecutive losses. After that the system starts to match you with shit.
Reasons to pick mercy
1. you're a tranny
2. you can't play anyone else/are bad at the game and don't realize she's shit
3. you're forced to fill healer and you're being passive-aggressive towards your own team
4. you're a waifushitter
5. you only care about getting potg/upvotes so you hide around corners and wait for a 4man rez
>>160118421
>Panel says LGBT soon
>Panel didn't realize First Strike didn't have it
>Writers furiously rewriting the story to not make it seem the panel lied
>>160118427
Roadhog hook.
The hitbox for it is a giant rectangle on it's side, you can hook people standing behind things.
>its another "HEALER WHY AREN'T YOU WITH US" episode
kiddo, i have one ironclad rule as a healer: if you're not on the point, you do NOT get healed. period. no exceptions. i dont give two flying fucks if you're extended halfway up the map, i dont care if the enemy team is down and its 5v3, i dont care if i could have saved the team. you are either on the point, or you are in respawn. healers do not play around you, you play around them, or you dont get to play at all. i am more than willing to eat a loss if you aren't willing to play as a team in a team game.
dont like it? go back to CoD for your le ebin killstreaks.
I love Hana.
>>160118729
What if I am just a masochistic healslut?
>try comp
>play support
>suck shit because I'm and idiot, quit comp for most of the season
>start having fun as cowboy texas time teller
>play some comp as him
>dinkin fags left and right, flashing reins to drop their barrier, sniping supports
>want golden gun for him
>I'd need to win 60 games to get enough points, combined with the end of season bonus
JUST
>>160118792
>Be Lucio/Rein
>Team doesnt stick with me
>Eventually change because my team only cares about epic solo 1v6 fights
>"umm no healer/tank wtf?"
>enemy Mei walls chokepoint
>entire team goes "welp, guess we'll just wait and do nothing until it disappears!"
Is anybody else getting a delay when trying to use primary fire? it seems to just not register, and its not my mouse either because its not fucking up anywhere else
>>160118891
see #1
Also you're more like a sadist by subjecting your team to having mercy on their team over literally any other support including Symmetra
>>160118792
>not just healing everyone quickly as ana
Way to be a team player
>>160118605
There needs to be more porn of these two, it's the only pair that please my robot and monsterboy fetishes.
Amélie Lacroix
Are the other Overgirls even trying?
>lose with 3 golds when my all plat team has a torbjorn main on koth vs a team with 4 grouped diamonds and 2 solo queue diamonds
>lose 34 ranked points
>win with 3 golds as reinhardt against 4 diamonds and 2 plats
>get 13 points
Reminder that Leavers are going to get a rude awakening when Season 2 ends and they're expecting their points/sprays.
>forfeit any end of season rewards
>>160118792
The alternative seems to be a ANA that goes for DPS and 'sick darts', that one zen who thinks just cause he has discord orbs he's a reaper, and the lucio who just speed boosts into the enemy team.
Mercys don't really have these tendencies, but I never see them in comp anyway.
>>160119137
>tfw mei walls a chokepoint
>but you're a roadhog
>and there's an ana standing behind you
>you both have ults
anyone interested in doing those 15 hots matches on tuesday?
>>160119349
I like her tattoos
>>160119479
tfw getting carried by a GM
because friends with the right ppl
damn it feels good to play the game
>>160119479
Only if you're not a shitter.
Which Girl resembles your mom the most?
Did Korea win the world cup already?
>>160119250
Genji is for hanzo though. But that should also be fine with you since hanzo is a monsterfor killing his cute brother
>Mei holds still to shoot team mate
>McCree nails her fat face across the map
Is there any better feeling?
I will definetly marry Hana!
>>160119626
Tracer
>>160119637
They won a week ago without losing a single map the entire tournament. A completely flawless victory.
>>160119616
ive never played hots before and after those 15 matches ill never play it again.
>>160119637
yes
how will you respond when Blizzard goes through with the Pharah nerf
>>160118296
I like how's she bothered to be armored but her clip of rockets is totally exposed for all to see, just begging to be winged by something so that she goes up in a D.va style blast
why does sombra feels so unrewarding
I tought blizz balanced with MUH FUN in mind
>>160119821
Shame, it's a pretty fun game.
>>160118296
>press shift to get shot
mfw
>tiny stumpers
what did they mean by this?
>>160120051
not into mobas. ive tried dota and lol once before and it was the worst.
THE WORST!
>>160118786
>you can hook people standing behind things.
Nothing wrong with that, other weapons do the same thing.
>>160119989
I thought she was getting a buff?
>>160119675
more
>>160119989
Yeah I really don't get the idea of no knockback on rockets, she's miles away from what soldier can do.
It's so rare to get a decent knockback that I don't even look for it even though I played a pretty solid soldier in tf2, It's just not worth it.
>>160119994
I love playing her
>>160120157
hots matches are only like 10 minutes long and there's no laning phase or items, it's worth trying
>>160118427
pig's hook
>>160120170
>Nothing wrong with that
apart from feeling and being completely unfair to the person being hooked
it's a broken feature, which is why they are still trying to fix it
>>160119989
It wouldn't effect what happened in that video...
>that guy who spams "Attack/Defend the objective!" when clearly everyone is running there after re-spawning
You are not that guy, are you /owg/?
>>160120109
better handjobs
>>160119675
When will the best Genji ship catch on?
So why does a team of window lickers turn into the Elite Special Forces in overtime?
For the upcoming weeks when you play against or want to play with Sombra. A short summary at the end of the article. Intresting to see where she might be in the meta.
http://www.gosugamers.net/overwatch/features/42184-sky-s-spotlight-sombra-part-two-interactions
>>160120397
Genji is literally over a foot shorter than Zarya
>>160120321
>it's a broken feature, which is why they are still trying to fix it
No, it's not. All of the major complaints have nothing to do with "fairness"
It's people being children and ignorant morons (same thing) that don't realize how the hook works and complaining EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. they are hooked. But then get especially made if they get hooked as they were jumping around a corner and think it matters as if what happens on their screen is what happens on Roadhog's
more animal heroes when?
>>160120207
hanzo is obscene
>>160120397
it's cute but I don't think Genji can handle Zarya
>>160120332
It absolutely does. I've spent hours and hours on the PTR. The very first rocket impact is about 2m away from Hanzo. The knockback you will witness after the change will be 1/3rd of what you see in the video, with 1/3rd less time of Hanzo in the air, which stops the entire chain of events.
>>160120501
thanks for the link senpai
Tfw getting healers to sperg out in low elo is so gud
>NEED HEALING
>NEED HEALING
>*dies*
>Thank you(thank you healer babe from /owg/ for giving me this idea)
can sombra disable justice?
>>160120532
Not in her head
>>160120784
D.VA NO
>play as Ana
>keep darting and giving candy to flankers
>then coldbloodedly kill them
I never bully anyone but seeing how many DPS really get mad and try to come specifically after you and keep failing at it, I can't stop anymore
@160120784
>>160120784
Nobody in their right mind deserves to see this shit man whats wrong with you
>>160120784
D.va fan art is pretty ebin
>>160120371
damn right
>>160120207
Hanzo was always getting teased by his little brother until his sexual frustration got the better of him. And that's why Genji is a cyborg now.
Moral of the story - don't just tease your martial artist brother, just fuck him already
>>160120784
m-mods
>>160120951
>@
>>160120501
Why do people think she will do anything against the current meta?
>can't hack through shield
>can't hack through bubble
>her ulti works kinda like D.Va, stops over the first shileds in it's way
>>160120784
Post your face when the dog gets more action than youand has a bigger dick
>>160120986
>>160120892
Fuck you
>>160120784
I legit thought that was a dude wtf
>>160120784
hmm
I always wonder how they prepare shots like that
What is going to happen?
a) Season 2 ends 1 week early
b) Last week of season 2 will have a totally different meta
c) They don't release the patch yet even though it's ready, because muh season balance
>>160120784
>>160121136
>>160120670
>It absolutely does.
The Pharah in the vid could kill Hanzo faster without that first knockback...you're hurting your case
>>160120784
l-lewd!
>>160118427
Deflect, anyone who says otherwise is retarded.
>>160121181
I could see the patch going live Tuesday since the free weekend is coming up later next week.
Zenyatta needs more love
>>160121136
>>160121025
>giving out undeserved (You)s
>>160120547
> All of the major complaints have nothing to do with "fairness"
have you even see that clip where a guy is standing behind a corner, 5 pixels of his weapon are showing off, pig throws the hook and pulls the guy
from that guy's pov he was completely behind cover and he was still hooked
there's alse the issue of the hook pulling you through walls and lifting you above objects like in pic related
>>160119806
>>160119853
Oh shit.damn its already been a week?
>>160121280
>>160118562
>>160120784
why
>>160120997
what the fuck, this is some quality shimadacest I've seen in a while
I really hope they keep doing more, I can currently only find shitty dragon porn
>>160121384
yeah. Watch the matches. All russia matches, sk-sweden matches and finland-sweden matches are all damn good
>>160120784
YAMERO
>>160121306
Except free weekend said 22 heroes instead of 23
>>160121181
patch on tuesday but only arcade and genji skin
>>160119989
Probably kill myself
>>160121550
>make a free weekend
>don't add a bonus hero and mode to make new players more interested in buying the game
that's just retarded
>>160121550
Could've been just to cover their asses in the event something went wrong with the patch? The pre-patch is what throws me off since we usually get those when the next patch is imminent.
>>160121306
>Oni skin on 15th
>patching to add a single skin
Of course the whole patch is coming on the 15th.
>Why havent you asked me out yet anon?? Are you gay???
What respond
>>160120784
Jesus Divine Holy Mother of Cunting Christ
>>160121232
wrong. It's actually luck that I even hit Hanzo on that first hit. If Hanzo wasn't taking a movement penalty from drawing his bow by being McCree instead, or if he was simply more aware of me, he would have likely avoided the explosion entirely. But I got the first knockback, and due to the size of the knockback I had the opportunity to make the second rocket significantly more accurate, and the third is a direct hit.
There is no scenario where PTR knockback Pharah would have been better, or that the current knockback on her rockets is detrimental to current Pharah.
>>160119415
You only forfeit your end of season rewards if you get a competitive season ban, which means you'll be restricted from playing for the rest of the season, and the competitive queue button goes grey
>>160121534
just go to pixiv and follow the artists you like. Chances are they'll do more. Also this twitter specializes in madamada:
https://twitter.com/tenber20
>>160120784
Any stuff with the girl ex canine elements? I have the strangest boner right now
>>160121797
why would I ask a harlot out
>>160121693
>>160121550
>>160121306
Fuck off, there shouldnt be new hero releases if theres still an ongoing season
>>160121716
I hope it's true, but they should at least disable Sombra in comp for 1 week
Why is everyone such a faggot in the PTR?
>>160121797
can I lick your feet?
>>160121838
why is Mei such a qt
>>160121975
because it's just ptr
>>160121797
You're a fucking stream whore who would probably pour oil over your suit if someone offered you 50 bucks to do it. And your breath most likely smells like doritos.
>You must really like me
What did she mean by this?
>>160119579
I love her blue skin.
>>160121969
What about balance changes?
>>160121947
Why can Bastion talk.
>>160121969
>not even two weeks left
who the fuck cares dude
>>160118427
ice block
invincible contesting tool that also heals 3/5 of your health
>>160121969
yeah god forbid ruining our precious meta of ana cancer
oh no
on the last week at that
OH NO
WHAT COULD BE WORSE THAN THAT
OH NO
IMAGINE IF THEY COULD JUST LIKE, DISABLE HER FOR COMP TOO
HOW DARE THEY
>>160122112
He's doing the usual BEEP BOOP sounds, it's just that we can read it because it's in a comic.
>>160122269
How can D.va understand it
>>160122379
How can everyone in the game understand it?
>>160122379
shes autistic
>>160121909
How do you even find shit in twitter, you can't search with any tags can you?
>>160121947
Bastion is ornisexual REEEEEEEEE
>>160121893
>wrong. It's actually luck that I even hit Hanzo on that first hit.
Not gonna bother even reading the rest, you can't even play Pharah.
>>160121379
>have you even see that clip where a guy is standing behind a corner, 5 pixels of his weapon are showing off, pig throws the hook and pulls the guy
it's an interaction of hitboxes and nothing more. It looks like bullshit, but the fact of the matter is that it just isn't
>from that guy's pov he was completely behind cover and he was still hooked
this isn't unique to hook. torb's turret locks on to you as long as part of your hitbox is showing, even if you can't actually see the turret from your point of view. What YOU see isn't indicative of what everyone else can see
>there's alse the issue of the hook pulling you through walls and lifting you above objects like in pic related
That's how a hook should work though. you wouldn't just stick to whatever you hit first, you'd slide around it. You would only ever get stuck if you're completely blocked off by terrain, which is how it works currently. The biggest point of discourse is that the chain is a straight line between hog and target and attaches to your torso immediately. It'd seem less bullshit if it stuck to where it attached and the chain bent around terrain
that's not to say it's working perfectly fine because they announced they're working on it. It's still super wonky in some areas like when hooking on stairs. I just hope whatever they're doing with his hook doesn't make him useless. it's all he has.
>>160122108
Yeah that too. Always go with the blue girls if a game has them.
>>160122137
Sperg lords who think that ranked is serious business and rules should never be changed mid season even if they are shit
>not consistently good
>only when either the enemy is shit or your team is good
No matter how much I play a single character I want to be good with, my aim always stays shit. Still not consistently good with Zen even though I have like 40 hours.
>>160122438
The answer is they don't
Not even Zenyatta
He's literally the russian of the group that doesn't speak english
>>160122568
I wouldn't know because that twitter was gifted to me by some other anon-kun here. IBeats me how he found it, i'm just spreading the love
>>160121797
You are not real.;_;
>>160121379
>there's alse the issue of the hook pulling you through walls and lifting you above objects like in pic related
You think you have a point...but you're wrong and don't have one at all.
Roadhog's a Goddamn fucking mutant with super strength, if you get hooked you're getting pulled, mate.
>>160122782
i wouldn't zenyatta understand binary?
How shit am I?
every single weekend qp game, hopeless high schoolers who have shit for game awareness
>>160122568
You find an artist on other websites (pixiv/weibo/artstation/tumblr, whatever) and follow their twitter, which is usually mentioned there somewhere.
No other way, unfortunately.
>play McCree agaisnt Phara
>kill her all the time cause easy target
>enemy team starts focusing me down before there phara shows up
>get either pinned or ultis by everyone on there team
>McCree wtf why arent you killing Phara???????
ITS CAUSE IM FUCKING DEAD AND YOU TANKS OR HEALERS CANT SEEM TO GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD THEY ARE FOCUSING ME DOWN I CANT DO SHIT IN SPAWN
>>160122668
http://us.battle
.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752035544?page=1
>enemies have time to identify the trajectory of your rockets, and move to avoid them while still engaging you with their weapons. While movement prediction is indeed a skill, and an important one for projectile players, the fact that the enemy has time to actively dodge your incoming rockets means that landing direct or near-direct rockets at these ranges relies significantly on luck or an enemy's skill deficiency.
-3953 sr Pharah main
educate yourself
>Play comp and win a game and gain 20 points in rank
>Loose a game and loose 30 points
why is this allowed?
>>160118427
Teamwork
>>160123431
Isint it based off of personal performance? Or was that myth debunked?
>>160118427
reapers ult. his ult should not hit anyone or do a lot of damage at someone who's 30 meters in the air. that's retarded.
>>160123623
Devs said personal performance only has a very minor impact
You guys ever have those days where it feels like you're playing on the same map most of the time?
It feels like I've been playing on nothing on Eichenwalde and King's Row today. Haven't even seen Dorado or Hollywood.
>>160123768
10 points is pretty minor, what were you expecting? 2-5? I'd LIKE to imagine they're giving us more credit than that for playing exceptionally well.
>>160122852please keep doing it
>>160123431
You almost always lose more than win, no matter what you do.
How can you justify hanzo having a free oneshot every 12 seconds?
>>160124052
because he theoretically has a free one-shot every 0.86 seconds and he's still not that good
>>160123875
10 points isn't minor when that's 1/3 of the points.
>>160123768
Sometimes i have feeling not even the devs know how that shit actually works. Like, why don't they tell us data or something. From fear people would find way to abuse it?
>>160124052
If that were actually true he'd have a significantly higher pickrate in pro games
>>160119626
roadhog
>>160124147
still doesn't mean a sniper should have an ability to oneshot flankers for free
>>160123142
>Keep character you're countering down the entire game
>on one push they manage to avoid you and get an ult or something big off
>"WTF WHY WEREN'T YOU DEALING THEM!!!!????"
>>160123847
It feels like Eichenwalde, Kings Row and Hanamura are 5x more likely to pop up than e.g. Lijang and to a lesser degree other koth maps. But it's probably cognitive bias
>>160124218
I thought we were talking about Hanzo not McCree
>>160123167
Is there 4000 SR junkrat main?
>>160118478
>>160118643
>Call us out for being fags
>Posts pictures of even younger versions of D.va and Tracer
I'd rather be a fag than a pedo.
>>160123935
how tsundere do you think young master was? Did Genji have to use force to subdue him?
Post getting your shit together
>>160124329
I believe the highest is in masters. impressive considering grandmasters sym main
>>160124329
There's a Torb and Symmetra main at that level so probably.
>>160124329
Yes you could stalk them out on Overbuff there are a couple, but I think all of them split their play with McCree and use Junkrat situationally.
>>160124365
you just dont understand
Is blizzard going to break up the ranks even more next season?
seems like given how many points you can gain/lose you can drop 50 percentile points in a single night if you have bad luck or play bad for a few games in a row
>>160124670
hopefully.
I'm honestly amazed how badly blizzard screwed up the rating system. They should have a lot of experience and resources to avoid this.
>>160124613
Couldn't Pharah retards behave similarly?
>>160124625
>you just dont understand
Ah yes, the mind of a pedo works in mysterious ways, much like Autism and other mental disorders.
>>160124828
>pharah retards
I have no idea what you're talking about. You can't play Pharah in the top 500 and be a retard at the same time.
>>160124670
I was at ~50th percentile for months, then suddenly dropped to 1st percentile in three days. Doesn't work at all. Many such cases!
So when is Symm rework coming?
>>160125035
December at the earliest
>>160125035
>rework
They only said they *might* give her a rework, or it might just be a number change.
Then Geoff saw her get used in a tournament by the korean team and she killed a Genji once so she must be good in the right hands. No rework, 15% reduction in ult charge time to counteract the 25% global ult charge increase.
>>160121797Mei is cuter and bustier.
So is Sombra dogshit? Not really followed peoples opinions on her, or watched much of her being used.
>>160124984
Yes, pharah requires more skill than rooty tooty mcshooty: the hero
not being sarcasti
>all this shimadacest
hello fap corner my old friend
we meet again instead of going to sleep
>>160125328
http://www.gosugamers.net/overwatch/features/42184-sky-s-spotlight-sombra-part-two-interactions
>>160125463
thanks friend
>>160121909
>that twitter
Jesus lord almighty that artist is a god.
>>160125328
She's basically a slightly different Tracer.
Hack isn't as useful as expected, aside from for self-healing with medpacks.
Translocator has to be used on a strict routine to avoid unnecessary cooldowns, so it isn't a mobility tool.
Mei is hard guys.
You're going to come with me
Why jack says thanks to the healthpacks?
>realize 7 minutes into a game that I still had open mic on from when I was grouped up earlier
>was singing along to Death Grips the entire time
>>160124237
>Rein who charges in all the time
>phara killed him once
>"LET ME PLAY MCCREE IM SO MUCH BETTER THEN YOU WTF"
>w/e
>switch to widow so he can mccre
>leaves spawn
>type in all chat
>"gg report widow for trolling"
I was furious after that i switched to widow so he could mccree
>>160125273
they said it was a rework and it would be bigger than just changing damage/durations so that's why they have announced it for a while and it still hasn't gone live
>killed a genji once
big deal
>playing brawl
>hanamura
>other team gets a fucking reinhardt, lucio, mercy,ZARYA, soldier and pharah
>and we get 2 bastions, symmetra
THATS NOT WHY I PLAY THIS BRAWL
>>160125920
Health packs are actually run by an AI that Jack has met before, this is also why Sombra can hack them
>>160125998
>other team gets 2 mercys, 2 reins and dva plus lucio
>they never die anymore
>meanwhile we keep having shit like torbjörn, symmetra, junkrat
What character should I main if I want to be a special snowflake?
>>160126262
Winston
>>160125818
I don't see any difference between this and a Zarya/Reinhardt ult + phara (no ult) combo. People still get mad though because they don't like getting frozen. Knockdown, root or freeze. Its all CC, don't let one or the other trigger you "just because".
>>160126137
source?
>>160125961
What actually happens when you report someone?
I assume they can check chat logs to see if you were being a cunt, but how could they possibly evaluate in-game behavior?
>>160125976
Anon you don't understand, her killing that genji once means he needs a buff so they buffed his ult.
sombra is the worst fucking hero ive had the disgrace of playing
why does every single hero either counters her in some way or shes basically a non factor against
>>160125920
Give the old man a break anon, he's getting senile. At least reapy will never get alzheimer's since his brain cells constantly regenerate
>>160126460
Stay mad
>>160126372
his ass. but his explanation is as good as any other really
>>160124504
more like, getting my shit kick in
>>160126362
It's because freeze slows your reticle which is completely bullshit.
I want Widowmaker to make me gag on her big, fat, blue cock if you know what I mean.
>>160126460
But... but... APAGANDO LAS LUCES!
>>160125920
He also says thanks when he uses his own biotic field.
As for why.. the guy was a soldier for decades. You don't think you'd get used to thanking people for healing you by reflex?
>>160126708
That doesn't sound very lady-like
>>160125635
seriously. Initially i've been disgusted by shimadacest, but that artist as well as some others changed my mind. It's the hottest degeneracy this game has produced
>>160126690
Mei punishes bad positioning, learn from your mistakes.
>>160126459
>they think we're going to change Symmetra while Genji is as weak as he is
>>160126708
Oh i know what you mean
Can we expect the new update to release tomorrow?
>>160126940
>it's bad positioning to be hit by mei's ult on ANOTHER FLOOR
t. mei main
http://www.strawpoll.me/11645832
http://www.strawpoll.me/11645832
http://www.strawpoll.me/11645832
>>160127039
no.
almost guarantee you at this point that blizzard waits until they see a dip in active players before they release any update at all.
Players are still running on blizzcon hype fumes
>>160123847
>>160124293
Been playing on PTR today, got almost nothing but Eichenwalde, Hanamura and Nepal.
I think Blizzard wants to collect data about how the changes affect those maps.
>>160122852
>them tongues
Whew.
>>160124378
That smug young princely bitch rounded up the castle guards daily for his doze of good dicking, never satisfied with just one. He didn't need Genji.
>>160126948
Disgusting how blatant their favoritism is for him. It's league all over again, cancer remains cancer because it's flashy.
>>160127103
That post was talking about her LMB. If you get caught in it you fucked up and deserve to die.
If you're talking about the webm showing quickplay shitters in their natural habitat nobody is going to save people who chase Mei INTO her ult and can't even force her to ice block when they're all focusing her.
Those are the same people you can meme on with flanking bastion
>>160126641
Is there a better quality version of this image
>>160126690
>It's because freeze slows your reticle which is completely bullshit.
Lol you do realize they probably did this to prevent Reinhardt from using spin macros to completely negate her freeze.
> tfw dropped from 3400 to 3200 last night
> tfw I blew my last chance at Masters before season ends
>Someone picks Ana when we have no nanoboost targets
>Whatever, switch to German Hammer Man
>This shit happens: https://a.pomf.cat/dehdoc.webm
>It's not even the first time
>One game I was boosted as DVa three fucking times
QP Anas are the most cancerous thing in this game.
What's the best Tracer skin?
>track and field
I think Sombra is going to be the new Widowmaker. Total dead weight unless the player is a wizard.
>>160126948
I will bet money that Genji sees at least an indirect buff before we see Symmetra rework
>>160124625
Who's the artist?
>>160127158
>Other has 4 votes.
If she's not zero suit D.Va then what is she?
>>160127384
i'm talking about how her ult hits in the air, which is absolute bullshit and you know it as well as me.
>>160127505
> playing comp
> 2 stack locks Ana and Winston
> Ana only boosts Winston all game
> Winston pops Primal Rage with Nano every time
I had to take a long break after that one
>>160127584
Slipstream if you are a loser and couldn't get Sprinter.
>>160126852
What about wanting to grope her ass while she's trying to snipe?
>>160127646
Baby D.Va? How can you even fuck up this much.
>>160127646
I just call her D.Va regardless
>>160127646
cute.
>tfw symmetra is getting a huge buff but I already wreck so much shtick with her in her current form
>>160127646
Baby D.Va.
>>160127675
Why wouldn't it? Do you want to be able to leave it by jumping?
The only problem with her ult is it charges way too fast it's difficult to tell where it lands during a fight.
>>160127325
>rounded up the castle guards daily for his doze of good dicking, never satisfied with just one
DELET THIS! HANZO IS PURE AND FOR HIS ONE AN ONLY OTOTO!
>>160127646
I like to keep it real
>actually useful D.va
>rarely play Junkrat because someone always picks him and 2 is overkill
>get one of his emotes in a Lootbox
>equip it because I might as well
>mfw he stands up straight
This nigga is tall.
>>160127852
there's a huge difference between hitting when you jump and hitting you when you're on the walkway in gibraltar. one of those shouldn't happen.
>>160127646
D.Va -> Hana
also it's not a mech it's a MEKA
>that guy who locks in Sombra
>not a single healthpack was hacked
I don't understand.
>>160127786
rework != buff
>>160127929
If you have that much highground you're basically retarded if you get caught in it
>>160127406
The other half was retardedly shooped in to include the meme, but here's the original.
I love how it is so easy to never die as Sombra.
I love characters that let you be a useless faggot who never dies and that isn't sarcasm.
>>160127865
I'm pretty sure he has been touched by every man during his younger days
Especially by Genji until he got tired of it all and tried to end it
>>160128017
here's your (you), mei main
Tier list of hero design in terms of gameplay in terms of originality not balance
>S
Ana
Zenyatta
Zarya
Winston
>A
Genji
D.Va
Symmetra
Lucio
>B
Bastion
Torbjorn
Tracer
Hanzo
Reinhardt
Roadhog
Mccree
>C
Pharrah
Mercy
Mei
Widowmaker
Junkrat
>D
Soldier
Reaper
>>160128017
I think the point he's trying to make is that the ult indicator isn't always easily observable.
Sure it's easy to walk out of the big red circle, but it's bullshit getting caught in her ult when the indicator doesn't show up
Tfw on 20+ killstreak with tracer but lose it by blinking off the map
>>160128150
Once you stop making excuses you'll get better at the game and make it out of plat
>Sombra's SMG clip counts down in hexadecimal.
>>160128025
this one still has a meme
>>160128101
not to mention the NOON
>>160128101
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>160128174
This is actually a worse list than kotaku's tier list
>>160123167
TF2 never had this problem because soldier is one of the more mobile classes, rockets can be avoided at long distances but at close, a juggle is a kill save for some miracle working crossbow action
If you manage to land a single rocket and the enemy is airborne due to the knoback, that's a free direct rocket you can just slam them into. Sadly, that's as rare as a junkrat that can aim
>>160128418
read the post anon
Give me one good reason not to buy symmetra's gold gun
>>160128392
mchanzo a shit! SHIT!
>>160128562
do it
>>160128556
I did, it should be used as evidence that wrong opinions can in fact exist.
>>160127158
>>160127646
Mini D.Va
>>160128101
post more literal semen demons
So what counters Sombra? I haven't played PTR but vids make her seem pretty strong.
>>160127158
D.va (Gremlin Form)
>>160127932
>also it's not a mech it's a MEKA
>>160128392
or hello the darkness his new friend
>76 crying about how OP pharah is when we have him and a roadhog
>>160128650
That's a cute nose
>>160127852
Genji can counter ~10 different ults with an 8 second cooldown.
Pharah gets knocked out of air or frozen out of the air by Reinhardt and Mei anyway.
Junkrat is bottom tier but he can't use mine to escape being frozen because the frost slows down everything, including launch speed from your mine explosion.
Genji can dash out of graviton surge with an 8 second cooldown that resets on elims.
Pharah can't escape from graviton with a jet pack jump with a 10 second cooldown.
It's now been proven that genji has half the airborne hitbox of pharah and both have 200 hp.
Bastion is bottom tier but they've decided to have Sombra's hack break it's own rules and knock Bastion out of sentry mode, because what Bastion needed was another weakness.
The game is full of absolute bullshit.
>>160128562
>>160128650
Why is she so smug?
>>160127584
default and its 75/250 recolors depending on your personal color preference, everything else is shit
>>160128662
Who do you think is original then?
>>160128408
Anon I think you need this
Accept the truth about him
>>160127584
GOLEM GET YE GONE
Also whatever you call the one that comes with the Origin edition.
Gay Retard here
What is MasterOverwatch implying here?
Why can I sometimes see when an enemy has an ult on the PTR?
>LD is taking over the OW casting scene early
Brace yourselves Overtards
>>160129191
Sombra's ult, I think.
>>160129191
They've been hacked
>>160129189
You're Rank 3,012 in the 90th percentile of your country and you're US ranking is 28,898.
Aka: You're a "decent" player, congrats!
Daily reminder
>>160128970
just is
>>160129242
I'll take just about anything over league casters
>>160128924
you missed the fact that he can also deflect like half of them. blizzard, deflect. graviton, deflect. visor, deflect. tank, deflect. dragonstrike, deflect. I know there's more I just can't be bothered to think
>>160128850
Is there even anyone who can make Reaper bottom? He's always on top of everything and everybody with those thighs
>>160129189
You're better than 90% of the people who play on US
Yes, people who play this game are THAT bad
>>160127223
but i want it now...
>>160128970
She's so smug about being so perfect.
>>160129242
I have no idea who or what that is
>>160129186
>Also whatever you call the one that comes with the Origin edition.
Garbage?
Is there a specific name for the widow x tracer ship?
>>160129242
what does that mean
>>160129445
And by the time you do it'll be too late
>>160129514
shit
Season object achieved. Now to the next rank.
I got this game like one week ago, how fucking awful am i in average? because i swear to god im the shittiest fucking player that this game ever got
>>160129309
I thought it was this too but I don't recall seeing the hacked effect on him. Does the icon stay above their head even after the hack wears off?
>>160129514Best
>>160129242
i just saw this, what the fuck?
i mean i actually like LD i just don't think being a caster in two different games ever works
>>160129316
It's so much simpler when you say it
>>160129361
That's pretty fucking depressing
But I'll take my wins where I can get them
>>160129514
Widowtracer.Have fun.
>>160129657
icon, healthbar, and vision of the person through walls all persist for 30 seconds after being hacked(by the ability or by the EMP).
>>160129590
>Only 55 wins and 21 hours played
Not bad Anon most people i've seen have 3x that by the time they get to 3k, GL :P
>>160119772
ur mom is hot
>>160128408
Just close your eyes and accept it, like he did.
>>160128583
COWBOY'D
>>160128850
I'm gonna need some sauce, friendorino.
>>160129551
???
>>160127605
wabaki
>>160129878
How do I get good at edgyman?
>>160129164
I was completely calm before you faggots started insinuating that Hanzo is some sort of cock slutlet alone mcmeme's slut. He's not, alright? HE'S NOT! He couldn't get it up for anyone but Genji. That's his only true love
>>160129859
>>160129349https://twitter.com/@mpra4332
>>160129813
Ahhh I see now, alright thanks for clearing that up! For a second there I was worried seeing enemy ults was the new norm, thank god I was wrong.
>>160129349
>He's always on top of everything and everybody
you're just not looking hard enough
name a more fun character than winston
tip: you cant
>>160129859
Source on your pic?
>>160130220
>76 on top of anyone
delete this
>>160129317
i don't get women - i don't they just make those hoverhand betas touch them? Just, like, take his hand and put it on your waste, bitch
>>160129842
Yeah, playing with friends who actually like to play any role like myself helps abit. But i don't really care that much about rank, flashy icon is nice tho.
Do we like the new slut?
>>160130619
No, she's not as broken as everyone thought she was
>>160130351
>hanzo on top of anyone, let alone an alpha like 76
you're one to talk
>>160129349
Only his mistress, of course.
>>160130030
Thank you, you are a god/dess among fools.
>>160130025
Same advice everyone else gives: literally get up in people's faces and blast 'em, wraith away when you're about to bite the dust.
>>160130240
>fun
He's as boring as Mercy.
>>160130619
I do
Did blizzard say anything about the extent of Genji's damages during Blizzcon?
Does he still have his penis?
>>160130713
>being a giant nigger and picking off supports and 200hp shitters and jumping out
>not fun
>>160130619
Has Reaper ever not been jobbed in any official outlet?
>>160130705
When it comes to these two I can never decide which do I like more to see on top or bottom
Maybe 76 on top since he would probably win the wrestling fight with all those muscles
>>160130848
He fucked up those Russian super robots in Sombra's short
Any other Pharah or 76 mains who are gonna do some serious climbing if the patch hits before season 2 ends?
>>160130783
>Does he still have his penis?
why don't you ask them yourself next year? At least your question would be more relevant than 90% of all the shit they get asked
>>160130909
>implying hanzo doesn't have muscles
mate. He's probably more muscled than 76 simply because he does actual martial arts and can climb fucking walls without using any tech, as opposed to just knowing how aim real good
You let out a long moan around the cock in your mouth as Gabe fills you up from behind. He starts rocking back and forth at a almost brutal pace as you go to town on Jack’s dick in your mouth, earning you a moan from the man above you in his arm chair. Both his hands grip your hair tightly just how you like making you clench down out around Gabe’s cock inside you. He moans your name as his fingers dig into your hips more.
The two others In the room watch from the corner awaiting their turn eagerly. Being In a fourway relationship with Gabe, Jack, Hanzo and Jesse was the most thrilling relationship you had ever been In. You took care of them, and In turn they took care of you.
What do you do next? Post ending in 6 decides.
tbqh if Hana was real and I meet her, i would probably sperg out and hoverhand her too
>>160130984
>pharah
no I'm going to be doing some serious falling
>>160131308
>>160130489
How about hoverhanders just accept that they fucking have their arm around the woman anyway and just fucking touch her.
IT'S NOT THAT HARD! WHAT IS SHE MADE OF POISON OR SOMETHING?
>implying the VA's know about any of the heroes
>implying the VA's give a shit about any of the heroes
Seriously what's the point of them going to conventions.
>>160131242
>slippery chicken leg ninja with medium weighted bow
>against genetically modified supersoldier who carries around a gun size on 2/3 of his own body
>>160131308
i knew that cunt's gonna drag fareeha down
>>160131640
Mei's VA plays the game.
>>160130951
isn't that the short where he gets bullied by sombra and ends up failing his mission?
>>160131668
>chicken leg ninja
well legs are the most muscled part of a chicken's body, so Hanzo's ought to be very strong too
>>160131756
I bet she blocks friendly ults with her wall
>>160130984
>PTR Pharah
>climbing
>>160131640
McCrees VA plays the game, he said he'd often say his ult line to the mic to see his teammates shit around
Should I drop 1000 shekels for Balderich or stick with 100% GERMAN POWER?
>>160131858
sombra sabotaged the mission, not reaper's fault. he himself did pretty good. He basically took out several zaryas singlehandedly
>>160131301
Me too desu
>>160131668
and that's why he'd pick the stronger, less inferior brother.
>>160131960
Balderich is fucking amazing, I'd say go for it.
Be prepared to get it on your next Loot box right after you spend the coins though.
>>160132045
>>160131301
>betas on 4chan
shaking my head to be honest famalam
>>160132025
>Lose the objective
>muh gold elinations
Classic Reaper
When's patch come out? This next weekend?
>>160121379
Id rather have it be unrealistic and pull you through a wall. As long as a poor netcode doesnt mean players are getting initially hooked when behind total cover, but what your image describes seems fine to me
>>160132263
more like
>1v6 enemy team
>teammates don't get on the objective
you can't solo carry bronze shitters
>maining characters
Do peiple say this because they play them most of the time, or just the characters they're best with?
>>160132148
I don't know why but that image makes me laugh so much
>>160132443
Usually means that they play most of the time with that char, even tho they suck with it.
Can anyone entertaining stream?
>>160132443
When people main a character they mean they focus entirely on that character and are constantly trying to improve how they play solely that one character.
Why can't we go to Ecopoint Antartica on a custom game?
>>160132515
what are they saying?
>>160132443
The goal is to become good at a character as a result of maining them. You become a one trick pony.
>>160132593
Pretty sure Kaplan said it'll be added to custom games.
>>160132693
I wish I'd knew, Hanzo's face at the second panel cracks me up so badly I really want to know
>>160132443
I don't understand how people can main a hero in this game it's not like a fighting game where mains are common.
>>160132829
Will there ever be an open server browser so we can have customs?
>>160132693
Genji always harrassing and bothering Hanzo is adorable
>forced to lose
>playing against normal players
>have 3-4 worthless retards
>can't do anything
all I can do however, is just yell "so fucking irritating" "so fucking annoying" often.
Why am I forced to stay? why can't blizzard implement intelligent coding? this match is obviously rigged, so i'm leaving with no consequence, get over it.
>>160132693
>>160132862
panel 2: What are you doing?
panel 3: Stay a moment and don't fuss, bro.
panel 4: "all is fair in war" (idiom)
Something like that.
>>160132918
Apparently that's on the list of what they want to do but who knows if it'll ever happen
>>160132916
I have a Hero that I feel more comfortable and I practice more often in each of the 4 categories.
I think it's a good balance between one trick pony and not specializing at all.
>>160130705
They must of had quite a workout...Hanzo looks exhausted!
>>160133008
yes it is
so will reinhardt ever not be meta?
i'm going to get this game pretty soon and i know i won't have to worry about it for a while, but i'm going to get sick of playing quickly when i get into higher ranks if every game revolves around a rein shield
>>160133008
>>160133137
thanks!
>>160133217
The only Clinton voter would have been faggot ass Lucio
>Have 1545 credits
>Nothing I want to buy
Do we have any idea what's coming out soon?
>>160133426
christmas skins
>>160133353
>>160132916
Thats what I was thinking. The difference between a fighting game character and a character in this game is huge. If you can't pick a character for every kind of situation, you must be shit at this.
>>160133426
I've been having for almost half year 5k credits and nothing to buy. ;_; Only skins i've bought are McCrees riverboat and Reinhardts eisenwalde skin.
>>160133402
>implying Mei, a fucking environmentalist, would vote for Trump.
>>160125273
I can confirm playing Symmetra really fucks over Genji. His reflect does nothing but give her more time to kill him. I can't tell you how many times I made the ulting Genji quit the game. She still needs a rework/buff though.
>>160133507
>he thinks theyre gonna do sym rework, oasis map AND skins on december
hehe silly goyim
hope you enjoy waiting on that planned delayed content
Why do so many people bitch about Mei when Genji, a character with TWO get out of jail free moves exists in the game?
>>160133353
i wish i had a genji to harass and bother me
So will PTR levels reset/update once season 2 is over?
Would you want to be in the Overwatch universe?
It's more exciting but you have a high chance of bad guys raping your butthole and you're only just a minor recruit. You'd be lucky if the celebrities in the OW crew even glanced in your direction.
>>160133008
>>160118296
>/owg/ not in the OP
already fucked up
>>160133248
Seems doubtful unless they introduce another tank that can tank as well as him. His ult is also great too.
>>160133754
>>160133782
Imagine you had a father figure while growing up
>>160133248
Same deal as Lucio, nobody can fill his niche (yet)
>>160133248
>>160133882
Or they can introduce someone who counters. Can't Sombra hack and disable abilities?
>>160133613
Oasis isn't coming out next month
>>160134004
She's surprising limited to what she can and can't hack/disable.
>>160134016
jesus this fucking company
>>160133008
Yes until he gets really pissed off
>>160134004
She can but her normal hack is blocked by his shield. Her ult destroys his shield though.
Overwatch is the first FPS I have played that has a large female playerbase. Why does this game attract so many girls?
>>160134004
Yes but ultimately the game still completely revolves around a series of chokepoint murderholes and if he isn't meta people Blueberry show up and ruin the game completely.
He's essential tier, only way he's getting phased out is if they make a replacement that does things way better than him and if they did so it would destroy the game.
>>160134095
December is Christmas event and jew-skins, January is Oasis, Feb is new character, March is new event so on so forth.
Always new content but spaced out over a month break because the casual playerbase doesn't stick to the game unless there is something shiny and new.
>>160134004
sombra counters Rein pretty hard
you force the rein to turn around or lose his shield, which gives your team a chance to attack
How you gonna drop me 60 points for one loss not even in a losing streak?
>>160133782
hog and junkrat would vote for trump because memes
76, reaper vote for trump because they are not pussy faggots or not vote at all because they are both jaded as fuck and know that both candidates are utter shite and nothing would change regardless
tracer, lucio would vote for berny because they are good people who want actual change not 'muh stronk womyn'
dva wouldn't give a shit and would vote for whomever would get her more attention
mercy would vote for shillary because she's a retarded cunt
ana is an actual strong independent woman so she wouldn't vote for anyone to send a fucking message that american voting system is retarded as fuck
pharah is autistic and would vote for whomever her commanding officer tells her to vote for
>walking towards the objective as Reinhardt
>boost towards it to get there faster
>a Genji who just used ult appears in front of me while facing away from me
>he gets pinned
You gotta appreciate it when life gives you little gifts like these.
>mccree dicking around somewhere going for 420 noon teamkills as mei and reaper just fuck your team
>>160134345
Nice theorycrafting bronze shitter.
Do girls have dicks
Done with this stupid game.
Apparently at 3500, if I argue I'm being toxic. If I say "Barrier me please" all match, and I don't get any barriers, and zarya whines and argues, and I argue back without using vulgarities or raising my voice, I'm being toxic.
So now I have a 1 week mute. I'm just not going to accept it, if the game is going to use an account silence, that just amplifies the problem of this shitty matchmaking then I'm just not going to play.
>>160134345
Or the more realistic scenario of his team simply shoots you to stop it/dead or simply waits out the 6 sec CC where YOU have to come through THEIR murderhole instead of the other way around.
On Koth she'll be good for it, otherwise meh.
>>160134282
Because they are all cute and adorable, I want to hug all of them.
>>160133954
>the artist only gives colour to nipples, tongues and dicks
somehow that makes me even harder
>>160134490
Yeah you totally did nothing wrong.
*Doubts*
Blizzard has logs and dictates off that you toxic cunt.
>>160134489
maybe
>>160134490
You can just send reports, they will find a reason to ban people if they get enough of them
I've sent something like 600 reports, probably caused someone to get muted somewhere down in platinum hell
>>160134490
NA?
>>160134282
Cute waifus/husbandos, light hearted atmosphere and easy to play.
mccree stun is the most bullshit skill ever how the fuck isnt the duration nerfed again when he can get 2 headshots off during it
how long does it take to go from silver to diamond if you win every game?
I feel like shit for being down here and when people get mad at me for doing well
>>160133954
>alternate universe
>Hanzo never tried to kill Genji out of jealousy
>Genji grew out of his manchild phase and was ready for Hanzo to teach him how to be a responsible man
>Stopped being a playboy and married another clan leader's daughter but his heart was with his geisha mistress on the side
>Becomes the best Clan leader in the history of the Shimadas
>Eventually take over Japan
>The harlot that is Mercy never laid a finger on him
Why couldn't you have waited, Hanzo? He would have grown up eventually.
>>160133426
I have 11k credits and 5k cp and don't want to buy anything
>>160132443
It's funny when people call me an x main because I pick a hero in quick play then I tell them to stop talking and check my profile.
>>160134282
Tumblr, a large number of the cast are girls - some of which have a low skill foor, and the game is cartoonish
>>160134296
>implying feb isn't valentine's event
anon please. I think they are planning on doing an event every two months. So summer games in august, halloween in oct, christmas in december, valentine's in february, easter in april (? not sure about this one, isn't the date not fixed?), fuck knows what in june
>>160134489
Only blue ones
>>160134282
Many of them come from Hearthstone and LoL, which also have sizable female playerbases, and are attracted to the support slut position.
There are of course exceptions, but that's the grand majority of them. Which isn't saying much because most of the playerbase in general migrated from LoL and other blizzard games.
It's a real shitshow when the majority are people who have never played an FPS in their entire life
>>160134684
>>160134490
Assuming you are not full of shit and completely downplaying what you actually said, you are still sort of doing this to yourself.
Slap the word "Competitive" on to something and match that with numbers and ranks and suddenly everyone involved acts like a massive cunt.
Ranked matches bring out the worst in people, just look at this fucking general.
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>>160134489
Only chubby Chinese ones
>>160134754
If you actually won every single game you could do it in a day due to streak bonuses.
>>160134898
Get outta here Zarya.
>>160134597
Lol what?
I have mates who've been chat banned who haven't spoken in chat in their lives. If enough people get salty and report you, Blizzard will fuck you over regardless of if you did something "wrong".
Sharkbait Roadhog, Balderich Reinhardt or Augmented Sombra?
>>160134769
>Stopped being a playboy and married another clan leader's daughter but his heart was with his geisha mistress on the side
>implying the mistress is not Hanzo, and the wife is just a beard
you almost had it
Also how old was genji when he died? I thought he was in his 20s, a little too late to grow out of the manchild phase, no?
>>160134489
Of course.Big feminine dicks.
All of you AUTISTS bitching and whining up a shitstorm over the changes to Pharah's knockback make me sick. Her knockback was disgusting and needed the nerf badly.
>WEHHH now I can't play her at muh masters anymore because she's shiiiiiiiiiiit~
No, fuck you - YOU are shit. Stop using aimbots and being a filthy cheater and learn how to play the game, bitch.
Kill you (You) are self.
>>160133782
>>160133217
>Genji
Clinton, since Omnics are the hated group of the day, so Trump'd be shitting on people like him
>McCree
Trump, full "You ain't takin' my guns" logic
>Pharah
Trump, because he seems more likely than Hillary to get the US out of her "turf"
>Reaper
Trump for the edgiest "Gas the Omnics, species war now" reasons he could find.
>Soldier: 76
Abstained from voting
>Sombra
Trump because it'd be funny. She's giddy at the fact that it's going to be a "virtualread:Hackablewall" instead of a physical one.
>Tracer
Clinton, since Tracer is big on that whole Omnic rights thing.
>Bastion
Hillary so he doesn't get torn apart/deported
>Hanzo
Clinton, since she accepted Shimada clan money for her campaign.
>Junkrat
Trump. Fuck the omnics. All they do is build more of themselves.
>Mei
Clinton, since Trump literally called her life's work a Chinese conspiracy, so that's a double strike to him.
>Torbjorn
Trump, same reasons as Junkrat.
>Widowmaker
Trump because Talon told her to.
>D.Va
Clinton. Trump's dislike of international trade's going to hurt Korea and that region in general
>Reinhardt
Neither. There's no justice in either of them.
>Roadhog
See Junkrat
>WinstonClinton, Trump wants to deport him to the moon.Alternatively Harambe because he hates them both
>Zarya
Trump, he'll make Russia and humans great again.
>Ana
Probably woke up after the election
>Lucio
Clinton, freedom and right's for all and all that.
>Mercy
Clinton, because murrican conservatives often hinder medical advancement and saving lives.
>Symmetra
Trump because he said he likes order.
Zenyatta
Hillary because Trump acts like he literally hates all omnics.
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Will I get to keep my boxes from the PTR?
>>160134597
Automated system, just like Dota. Same flaws in both games in that they're designed to cater to and protect the thinnest skinned players who are the lion's share of the playerbase/market.
>>160134490
I'm sorry to hear that. I'm in Australian region and surprisingly, I've had mostly good experiences at rank 70ish last season.
>>160135107
I like Balderich for the weapon and with Hog I use pigpen instead of any of his legendaries.
>lose connection to match where i could've saved first
>get rolled for the rest of the first match
>overtime cap last, 3 to 3 now
>10 seconds left to defend
>team still can't beat a bastion
Jesus christ, i thought diamond players were supposed to bet better than me
>>160135189
>All the best characters voted for Clinton
>All the meme shit characters voted for Trump
Absolutely fuckin' perfect.
good night /owg/
>>160133882
>Rienhardt racing will never be a game mode
>>160135395
Let me put it to you like this, what happens in vegas, stays in vegas.
>>160135550
Truly it's a polar opposite to reality.
>>160135550
>reinhardt, reaper, 76, Ana
>meme
you're a fucking meme
>>160135720
Like I said.
It's perfect.
>>160135612
>no reinkart 64
>no honking horn voiceline unlockable
>no spinning kart emote
what a dark timeline to be in
>>160135593
sleep tight lil reapy
>>160135550
>Pharah and Symmetra are meme characters
Disgusting
>>160135774
To be fair: 76, Ana, and Reinhardt straight didn't vote
He's right about Reaper though. The edgy guy who can't be taken seriously even by the people on his own mission.
Sombra is shit! SHIT!
>>160135943
>even by the people on his own mission.
No one shares his mission; Widowmaker is a puppet and Sombra has her own agenda.
Whoever is running Talon is running a shitshow, the only thing they got right is concealing their identity.
>they have a Zarya
>your D.va doesn't switch
>>160136306
I want a solo-reaper short where he succeeeds in whatever he set out to do
>>160135593
Sleep tight reap tight.
>>160135189
Funny enough Symmetra VA was devastated that Trump won. But I can see her voting for Trump.
>>160136481
but d.va could eat her Graviton Surge
>>160136306
Well, Widowmaker was on his mission both times. Get the gauntlet and assassinate Volskaya.
But she doesn't take him seriously anyway.
>>160136531
This needs to happen once.
>>160136539
>nobody
>who is ana
B-baka!
I finally did it!
123 hours
567 Games
272 Won
257 Lost
38 Tied
I ended last night back down to 2689 after a losing streak. This morning I woke up and as soon as I saw Hanamura Defense I locked in Torb, muted team text chat, voice chat, and match chat. I got a draw both games in a row. 3rd and 4th game I won with torb and got off for a break.
Come back a while later and I forgot to mute but there was no reason to. My team was actually on mic calling out targets so I stayed on mic with them. Started a winning streak. Then I got on Zenyatta, stayed on mic, and started calling out targets to focus while they were discorded. I was on fire after that and I think I'm on a 6 game win streak right now.
I do have to say that the closer to 3k I got the more my teammates positioned properly and regrouped.
>>160136306
No one shares my mission. I'm all alone in the muddy trenches. Death is my only companion. The cold silence of an empty battlefield is my lullaby. Nobody understands me. I'm the last sane person in a crazy fucked up world.
I am the darkness. There is no light. I am neither alive nor dead. I am death. There is no choice but to fight to survive. Everything dies in the end. I feel nothing for the fallen, for they are dead. Justice is a lie. I fight for revenge for the spirits. Nothing can stop me because I am not afraid.
I have no fate. When I see a hellstorm brewing, I just get on my hog and ride. My sword is my only friend. I have no friends. I kill whoever stands in my path. I wander this earth without a purpose. Do not get in my way or I will kill you without mercy. I am hell itself. I was cast out by my father Lucifer. Hell has forsaken me, so I must destroy hell now. I will punish the damned with my evil blade. My eyes see only wickedness. Everything is sin, so it must be judged. The penalty is death.
Face your judgment.
>>160136607
>But she doesn't take him seriously anyway.
Are they OTP?
Why don't you main tracer yet /owg/?
>>160136905
They work together, but she doesn't take him seriously. It's not that complicated
>>160136934
I do :(
>>160136934
Because what she really needs is a good old fashioned Talon brainraping
>>160136923
Yes, and jack has foot fetish
>>160135550
>Zarya
>meme
I'm going for the baitostein
>>160136934
>>160137067
I would but her bad parody british accent gives me a hard-on, I can't play right with her because her lines make me want to jack it.
>>160137217
That's perfectly normal.
>>160136791
Why don't you just score closer to 3000? I just had to play like 7 games and got diamond afterwards guy
>>160118558
>>160123469
These removie Mei
Just watched iddqd carry a 5 vs 6 game to a win, at 4k mmr.
Feeling like I should just switch to console because I'll never be half that good.
Best skins for each hero:
Ana: Shrike
Bastion: Blizzcon
D.Va: White Rabbit
Genji: Chrome
Hanzo: Okami
Junkrat: Dr. Junkenstein
Lucio: HippityHop
McCree: White Hat
Mei: Default
Mercy: Default
Pharah: Copper
Reaper: El Blanco
Rein: Balderich maybe.
Roadhog: Default
76: Russet
Symmetra: Vishkar
Torb: Default or Deadlock
Tracer: Slipstream
Widowmaker: Huntress
Winston: Frogston
Zarya: Arctic
Zenyatta: Djinnyatta
>>160136579
Theres a delay before she can reactivate it.I usually use this window to fire my ult if theres enough people around.
>yfw all the overwatch characters are stolen
Seriously none of these characters are original and its really sad
>>160137654
>posts a picture of her actual best skin
>claims that it's White Rabbit
ConfusedLucio.jpg
>>160137780
>yfw every fps after Quake steals from it
>>160136791
>567 Games
>38 Tied
>>160137780
Good thing I don't give a damn
>Enemy about to win if they push the payload a bit more.
>Enemy Rein spams his emote.
>Gives me enough time to pick him off and his friends.
>Throws a fit that I cheated for shooting him.
>>160137654
At least you got Junkrat and Zarya right
Best skins for each hero:
Ana: Captain Amari
Bastion: Overgrown
D.Va: literally all bad.
Genji: Nihon
Hanzo: Okami
Junkrat: Dr. Junkenstein
Lucio: Auditiva
McCree: White Hat
Mei: Snow Plum I guess but also all bad
Mercy: Eidgenossing but Witch is close second
Pharah: All bad.
Reaper: El Blanco or Pumpkin
Rein: Coldhardt/Stonehardt
Roadhog: Stitched
76: Bone
Symmetra: Vishkar
Torb: Barbossa
Tracer: Sprinter
Widowmaker: Huntress
Winston: Explorer
Zarya: All bad. Champion maybe.
Zenyatta: Sunyatta.
>>160138027
>hear a genji hide next to the spawn door
>scatter him as soon as the round starts
>'fucking hacker, reported'
this is what happens when i queue with friends in gold
Is it possible to git gud by playing against hard AI? I'm way too shit.
>on 10 game winstreak
>rank 3768
>I'm getting 120+ SR for every win
>I could get top 500 if I win the next two games
I CAN'T STOP
I'M SO NERVOUS
>>160137654
Spot on for Zen tbqh, fuck Ra
>enemy rolls triple pharah on mystery heroes eichenwalde defense
this game-mode, holy shit.
>>160138208
Terrible taste.
You managed to list two pay to lose skins.
>>160138384
>pay to lose skins
What does that mean?
>>160137654
>ana: shrike
Yes.
>Join a QP game
>2 Genjis and a Hanzo instalock
These people should be hanged
>>160136934
because she is literally non-viable in most non-KoTH maps.
>>160138384
Blizzard isn't dumb, that's why they lock the good skins behind paywall.
I have neither of the Mercy skins and I'm incredibly butthurt about it.
>>160138450
Overgrown's viewmodel blocks most of the screen.
Coldhardt highlights the head very strongly.
>>160138257
Looks like that Genji should of....reported you for spam instead.
>>160138514
>that's why they lock the good skins behind paywall
The only good skin that you absolutely couldn't get without money is the Soldier 76 one.
Maybe Blackwatch Reyes too, but that one looks kinda dumb when he teleports or goes into Wraith form.
>Clear the first point except their tracer
>Watch as my team stands back letting the enemy team get back into position.
>We lose
I don't understand at all.
>>160138208
>Champion
>not Weightlifter w/ gold gun
Pleb.
>>160118296
>retard post title breaking my regex once again
gg OP
Why has no one complemented me on my Overwatch t shirt IRL?
>>160128970
Because she killed Alex Mason.
>>160137654
>genji
>not nihon
>not oni
>>160139127
>nihon
>good
>>160138604
>being this autistic about skins
>>160138996
I wonder if he'll do the "wooowww are you autis or somhin?" thing again, I hope so
>QP
>pick McCree
>enemy team is two Genjis, Tracer, Pharah, Lucio, and D.Va
>>160139165
It's sure as shit better than chrome
>>160139165
everyone laugh at the man with no taste
>>160139127
>Actually playing An Heroes of the Shitstorm on purpose for some weeb skin
>>160138996
>breaking my regex once again
Your what now?
It sounds like you are complaining about some retarded non-issue but maybe I just don't understand.
>>160119626
Widowmaker believe it or not.
>>160133991
After the fiasco that is Lucio, I can't imagine Blizzard being dumb enough to add another speed booster.
>>160137654
>Zen
>Anything other than classic
His legendaries are a joke. Literally. They're not actually good, they just look silly
>>160137550
I didn't think about any of the stuff I do now when I first started. Since then I'm now conscious of my positioning, priorities for the hero I'm playing, and probably biggest of all is now I group up.
I used to be one of those people always running in 1v6 to the point. I thought getting on there and contesting was the most important thing to do and it was showing my team I was dedicated to playing the objective and wanting to win.
>>160139201
Stay bronze. :)
>>160120547
If NO ONE knows how the hook works and it can't be easily figured out through playing the game, that means it's broken. Either rework the mechanics or the visuals. Same with half the other shitty abilities in the game specifically designed so shitters could avoid feeling bad about their lack of skill.
>>160139360
>not acquiring the best skin in the game because you're autistic
Truly you deserve those disability paychecks.
>>160139360
I'm a genji main, I have to You don't understand.
How badly do I need to injure myself to get rid of my bad luck streak?
>>160139480
Zen is the odd hero who has a case of "Epic skins that are better then legendaries".
>>160139440
what fiasco? the only reason he has a high pickrate is because nobody else can speed boost
>>160139537
>Truly you deserve those disability paychecks.
Pretty sure the definition of having the desire to obtain a skin for a hero you don't play is actually Autism.
Remember Anon, the first step is admitting you're fucking retarded.
>>160137654
>Ana: Red Cross
>Bastion: Tombstone
>D.Va: White Rabbit
>Genji: Carbon Fibre
>Hanzo: Cloud
>Junkrat: All of them are awful
>Lucio: HippityHop
>McCree: On The Range
>Mei: Jade
>Mercy: Red Cross
>Pharah: Gundam
>Reaper: All awful
>Rein: Balderich maybe.
>Roadhog: Islander
>76: Origins
>Symmetra: Vampire or Tech Support
>Torb: Blackbeard
>Tracer: Posh or MachT
>Widowmaker: Huntress
>Winston: Underwater
>Zarya: Arctic
>Zenyatta: The blue/black/gold epic
post sombra
Where is Winston going, /owg/?
>>160134785
>june
BEACH SUMMER SKINS
THE ONES WE EXPECTED WHICH TURNED OUT TO BE SUMMER GAMES
>>160139498
No thanks. Though, I'm sure you will, since you depend on people using shitty skins to land headshots.
>>160139729
Meeting up with Tracer at King's Row
>>160139729
He's going tothe fucking trash bin.
>>160139636
Does anyone else like this skin? This is the only one I actually like other than his classic
>>160139729
Rainforest for some explorin'!
>captcha: select all mountains
>>160139373
search pattern to find a thread
Jesse McCree
>>160139201
says the person who took the time to make power rankings of skins
>>160139691
>he doesn't play Genji
Maybe you should admit it then. :^)
>>160139334
Sure thing, I'm laughing at you right now.
>>160139728
That's actually a trash can you have mistakenly labeled and posted as sombra. Man, are you dumb or what?
>get in game
>everybody's zipping around like genji on cocaine
>I'm on ice physics
say yolo and try to play anyway
>die... I think?
>>160139728
Are you sure that's Sombra?
It looks like Pharah to me.
d.va is literally made for sex
>>160139690
If you design a hero in such a way that he is absolutely mandatory, this hero is a failure to the well being of your game.
>>160139915
I wish McCree would eat my burg.
>>160139926
>s-samefag!!
Aww, you actually think we're the same person? That's cute.
I was just teasing, but you really are autistic aren't you?
I feel kinda bad about it now, anon. It's not funny if it's true. :(
>>160139360
who's this papi chulo?
>>160140146
you are way too defensive and angry
maybe you should take a break from 4chan
OH LET'S BREAK IT
D
O
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>>160140125
people thought teleporter was mandatory
people thought mercy was mandatory
>>160140317
Maybe people who are very new to the game
>>160139915
>>160139993
Only with her boyfriend.
is it possible to choke harder than faze?
>>160140317
that's a bad comparison
it's more like when symmetra gave +50 shields and HAD to be run every single game in every single lineup or you basically lost
not overpowered, but you have to use it or lose out on a huge advantage
>>160140265
>s-stop bullying me!!
>stop it stop it stop it!
>>160139993
is that a bulge?
>>160140389
lol no
>>160140519
Symmetra was picked for teleporter for like 2 months after release even at high level dude.
>>160140534
no, it's more of a suggestion for you to put your autism tantrum in check so you won't look like a complete child
>>160140586
Fat pussy sometimes looks like a bulge.
Has anyone ever made any of the OW characters in the sims?
>>160140769
why would we play a shitty game like the sims?
that's a game for women who can't handle challenges
>>160140146
This post makes you seem like someone petty trying to act not bothered by something.
>>160123469
Like if you cry every time.
>>160139993
Mom?!
>>160140586
puffy vulva
knock knock
knock knock
knock knock
>tfw you help tracer nuke the entire enemy team in TWO different grav surges
мы чeмпиoны
>>160140682
Nothing prevents you from finding something else to do. The fact that you're this easily baited makes you the autist, anon.
Like, literally how fucking new are you? Lel.
Also, if you're so old and mature why the fuck are you posting on 4chan? You're pathetic.
>>160140820
To fuck your waifu in real time?
>>160140141
iktf
>>160140461
DELET THIS
>>160141034
>I was just pretending to be retarded
kek, every time
>>160140820
>Not wanting to make and raise a family virtually and purchasing a house with a backyard big enough to have an above-ground pool and then having your spouse and children enter the pool only to remove the stairs so they're stuck their for the rest of eternity.
Why do you even get up in the morning?
>>160141102
>I was just pretending to get baited
Too easy m8.
>>160140317
They aren't mandatory now because they have been massively nerfed. Make Lucio passive gives +5% speed and amp up +20% and he will vanish too.
>>160140141
>>160141062
McCree's hungry boys
>>160141102
Can you stop feeding the autist?
How would you react if Blizzard made a skin for sombra that just features her in some pajamas and slippers?
>>160141263
delete this reeeeee
>>160141263
>adds a huge belly
>rest of the body is slim
>>160141263
It's the new hamburgler!
>>160141263
Looks a lot like IDDQD.
>>160141335
Do you think he's happy that he's a fat piece of shit now?
Can someone post the profile of that symmetra grandmaster guy?
>>160140820
That might be 99% true! But I like playing so I can design my dream home. It also reminds me why I should never be an interior designer.
All the top players on Xbox use mouse and keyboard to give themselves an advantage.
How cheap
>>160135123
How come her face goes from perfect and beautiful to almost looking like a frog. Just pause at the initial smirk - perfection. Then let it play out, it's like another chracter completely, blue smug frog.
Would you take a kissu from Sombra?
>>160141186
That got so dark so quick wtf
>>160141658
a kiss from her nails
on my benis
>>160141658
Obviously
>>160141654
>that perfect nipple peaking through her fingertips
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSSSSSS
>>160141658
I would take her thighs wrapped around my neck
>>160141557
Do you actually play the game or just design house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED75i9ptxqU
>mfw
>>160141812
Lol what the hell is that clip from?
>>160141972
What does he say to Jack?
>>160142021
Its in the title of the video...
>>160142161
He said Jack you dingus.
>>160141821
Youre a bad boy anon, having bad thoughts about your big sister
>>160141658
>Sombra smooches
Yes pls.
>>160142161
are you clinically retarded
>>160141658
I wouldn't kiss such a terrible hero
SOMBRA
Who here /doesn't-give-a-shit-if-she's-bad/ and plans on maining the best waifu character in the game?
Riiiiight, this is where I picked up that DAMN ingrate.
PEOPLE WILL DIE BEFORE FIRST STRIKE RELEASES
>>160141654
You know, anatomy and art style aside, the expressions make it seem like the artist has never interacted with a real human before.
>>160142727
Ahaha, well you sure do take to this bad guy thing easily don't ya?
>junkrat why don't you switch to someone actually good
>lol healers are too hard for me I'm not good with them
>>160142628
I've waited months to play her but she has literally no impact right now besides her ultimate which is easy to see it coming and you can even control from where it comes from.
>>160143050
She's good if you can actually aim.
>>160143050
Sombra is literally perfect.
I love her with all of my heart and soul.
>>160143227
>>160143227
>>160143227
>>160143227
>>160143227
HAND OVER THE WAIFUS!
This thread needed more smug anime faces using up the image limit.
I'm really disappointed in all of you.
>>160143252
Too soon.
>>160143252
>over 100 posts early
Congratulations, you just played yourself.
>>160143397
image limit reached
>>160143252
>fucked up the OP again.
I'm so glad this was posted early and now it will hopefully get deleted or ignored.
>>160122629
I got no results on google for ornisexual. What's that?
Why are the so many minority's in overwatch?
>>160144805
There are no "minorities" in Overwatch, it's supposed to be some sort of world police.
>>160144928
thanks for this
>>160141907
Both, leaning towards design house.
>>160144805
It was runned by the UN before it got shut down.
>image limit before bump limit
Wow how dead is this game
Which general do I use?
>>160148596
This one looks abandoned, it was on page 9 before you bumped it.
>>160148693
I just looked at which one was posted first and hadn't reached the bump limit
>>160141626
It's the same on PS4
There was one genji player that was top of the leaderboard all through season 1 cause he did it and nobody could touch him
>>160150173
iirc you don't even need an adapter on the bone, you can just connect kb+m directly
at least that's how I'm told it is with battlefield, not sure if overwatch is any different
>>160127940
dude they just want to try herenjoy this on Tuesday when you'll have a mandatory shit sombra in QP and your other hero choice is locked by a shitter ranked style
>>160133248
today I had 5 dps and one healer while the other team has ana rein/lucio on koth. We won.
Fucking retards who never push objectives. Just play something else. Isn't Skirmish a thing?
>>160151049
Pick the right hero and no one will complain about your five minute objective time really
Are the mods ever going to prune this thread or what?
>>160152678
>expecting them to be pro-active
pffhahaha
they'd sooner delete the new thread just to make a point about the image limit not being a good enough reason to move
>>160153119
I guess I'll just keep bumping this thread every ten minutes then.
>>160153379
If you really wanted it gone you'd just let it die.
>>160127584
Golem Get Ye Gone