/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Good evening, I hope you're all praising Halone tonight.

tfw no main

xth for bullying Khloe into giving you 3 line rewards!

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anybody here of questionable sexuality and love ps1 games

lalafell thighs

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>>159847997
NALD'THAL OR BUST LITTLE NIGGA

RIDE OR DIE

LF somebody to EB me.

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hello

>>159847997
busy purging sickness in the name of Halone

>>159848145
Calm down little man, there's no need to be upset.
Llymlaen is the choice of chill bros anyway.

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Good evening xivg. How goes your raiding? My party is progressing slowly, but they're fun to play with.

>>159848176
PST Lily Celestine

>>159848216
I don't have a party :c

>>159848282
DELET THIS

>>159848282
i truly hope you are not long for this earth

>>159848282
The things I would do to that kitten.

>>159848120
anyone here want to play einhander

>>159848502
please wait 10 more years

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>>159848536
hell yeah fuck I was gonna buy it from a local shop but they ACTUALLY SOLD IT
I was so pissed I missed it by a few days

>>159848145
BLM

>>159848282
>want to draw revenge lewds of her
>art style doesn't let me because it would end up straight CP

fuck

Is warmthposter here? Or at least someone who knows the names of those snow clothes she wears? I know of Glacial Coat and Glacial Boots, but I can't seem to find the rest of the set.

is SMN the most powerful job from a lore perspective

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c@s (male)

>>159848665
hello what do you want

>>159848680
do NOT lewd the kitten!

>>159848725
as an individual yes, the player character SMN is the only one to be so strong and harness the power of bahamut

but collectively black mages are probably the strongest (after all they caused an umbral era all by themselves)

>>159848727
>tfw ywn be the most feminine tia in your tribe that gets fucked by every other pent up male because the can't breed the females and you resemble a woman the closest

>>159848571
Do they ever state her age?

>>159848930
>black mages are probably the strongest
And yet half of them wear deplorable bikini """"robes"""". The are not worthy of being Black Mage.

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>>159849013

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why does everyone just stand here doing nothing

>>159849059
No but assuming her height and body type, probably around 12. Player characters should be on their 16-20s

>>159849160
It's the showoff shelf.

>>159849160
they have to show off their late/irrelevant accomplishments

example: that guy who just got a gobwalker over a year after it was relevant

>>159849160
there is NOTHING else to do in this game. at least not for me, I have no buds.

>>159848536
>Einhander
>good

>>159849247
gobwalker was always irrelevant. just like every other virtual achievement.

>>159849172
>16
that's a bit of an underestimate, isn't it?

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>>159849340
shut your fucking mouth before I bop it shut you colossal nerd

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>>159849223
>>159849247
>>159849278
Are you guys always this salty?

>>159849172
WoL is 2 years old. They were born on that carriage ride into Ul'dah, the canon city of choice. We aren't even a real person, we're just a primal created by the planet. Why do you think not a single person has asked about or known what we've done before coming to Eorzea? Or why we have no free will and just do whatever other "chosen" people tell us to do?

>>159849223
>>159849247
>>159849278
And here I am, still riding my default yellow chocobo.

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>>159849160
That's about all there is to do.

>>159849649
gay

>>159849526
>Why do you think not a single person has asked about or known what we've done before coming to Eorzea?
Cause they didn't feel like writing it.

>>159849526
yeah but the player character must've been somewhere before having their genitals touched by Hydaelyn on the carriage ride
that's exactly how RP comes to be

>>159849526
one of the things i really wish they kept going storywise is midgardsormr telling you that you were fucking up and to stop listening to everyone telling you to do dumb shit all the time

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Does anyone here like "xrp"?

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>>159849653
What would happen if I just walk in front of them and afk there?

>>159849649
>riding yellow cock when you could be riding black cock

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>>159849436
Yea. By 16, cats, midlanders and aura should already have the body like the ones you see ingame. They're most likely 18 though.

Jap devs too, if they go by the typical anime age, then just throw all logic out of the window since we have yoko who was 14 before the timeskip.

>>159849842
only one way to find out

>>159849819
will sormr let me ride his cock instead once his back grows too big for me to comfortably sit on

>>159849701
OR because the WoL isn't a real person, has no family, has no history, and was literally plopped onto that carriage by god herself.
>>159849754
There is no history. We're just primals man. Created because Lou accidentally teleported all the real warriors of light to the dark world and Eorzea needed some outside force to bail them out.
>>159849819
They didn't even make that a plot point. He said that, and then we're rubbing Minfillia's feet and washing Thancred's underwear next patch.

I am a

>>159848709
Off the top of my head: Wind Silk pants, one of the berets. I don't remember gloves.

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>>159849489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBWKwbjj020

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Is 3.5 a patch where we're like to get more lv1 armor?
Why aren't you posting more people of the rain?

>>159849880
I still think 20 is a more reasonable starting point but maybe it's because I've had enough of absurdly low anime ages.

>>159849986
lewd cat...

>>159849997
shut up you big homo

>>159850015
because getting wet in the rain is not comfy and i might catch a cold

>>159849842
nothing

>>159849976
Artist?

looking to be brutally beat to death pst

>>159850260
name?

You're all ugly catboys, long live catmen

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post character and youtube

https://youtu.be/sqpnvq5MAkA

>>159849976
pls tell me that's a boy

>>159850260
quickly but painfully by a WAR or do you want to it to be slow and miserable a la SCH/SMN book beatings?

>>159850350
>not living dissection by a sadistic DRK
no taste

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>>159850334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPshx-3AFKo

wtb a main pst

>>159850395
you asked for a beating m8, last I checked, beatings don't involve cutting
the best I can do with a DRK is slap you with the flat of my GS

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>>159850334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_oMD6-6q5Y

>>159849838
I love extreme roleplay. Can we parachute out of a plane?

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>>159850334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZbkF-15ObM

>>159850597
I'd rather crash the plane with no survivors

>>159850412
Do you like average bards that do average things?

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>>159850334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXT0N34VwAw

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>>159850334
https://youtu.be/LaQhkS1MVHc

>>159850582
I can't think of a good way to phrase it but something somthing CoC Goblins and brainchilds.

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>>159850334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1hxg1rY17I

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Why do women always ruin free companies?

>can't fuck Sophia
why do you all even still play this game knowing this

Won't someone please turn my BP inside out?

>>159850804
Every single bitch I've ran into in an FC will always call upon white knights to get rid of anyone who doesn't share their opinion.

>>159850036
>use age anatomy chart while considering our character is 18-20
>by height khloe should be 8-9 years old

There you go.

>>159850885
>prolapse
gross

>>159850871
>Calofisteri will never step on you or sit on you.
Why
Even
Live

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>>159850597
Yes.

>>159850660
Dr. Pavel?

>>159850910
>join a fc
>girl becomes officer
>suddenly 15 people are kicked because of a "circlejerk"

>join a fc
>girl joins
>talks shit about everyone and guilt trips when we dont do anything with her

>make an fc
>half the guild are girls
>drama every single day about the most retarded shit ever

Fuck this game. Fuck it fuck it fuck it

>>159850974
therefore do not lewd the kitten

>>159851019
same

>>159851019
>girl

dropped

>>159851069
they don't specify age of consent in eorzea, khloe is perfectly legal and probably gets around a lot

>>159851019
pedophiles sure are rampant today

>>159851053
>girl made my fc
>she's chill as fuck and is friends with everyone
what went right

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>>159850334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY49Qt9JSBw

>>159851151
Just wait. She will flip. They all do.

>>159850987
It was a figure of speak, not a request for the literal!

>>159851131
>tfw Khloe probably sucks more cock than you do in order to get lifetime supply of 5 materia slot craftsman tops
you know what, guess I would pound her silly for 3 line rewards after all

*looks around at all the thread ids*

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What's going on in the thread toda-

Oh

>>159851241
nice, i've got retroactive thread IDs turned on too. it's actually elk making all these lala posts.

>>159850804
>>159850910
>get approached by a friendly player
>talk for a few days and invite them to my fc/ls after they asked
>tries her hardest to let me know she's a girl until just saying
>worried i might have dooned my fc
>try to distance myself
>she keep sending thirsty as fuck tells even tho i brush it off
>leaves fc/ls overnight
>ask to be invited back
>tell her im happy i didn't have to kick her myself
Grown women are so much worse that grown men.

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>>159850871
Doesn't mean we can't try.

>>159851313
Why do you think there's so many pedophiles? Grown women just do not cut motherhood. You must redpill the loli.

>>159851313
I honestly prefer to have the typical grown ass man in a group than a grown woman. This bitch went crazy during the elections and when told to kindly stop he called the FC leader to ban people from the FC discord. She then talked shit about everyone who got banned and got a few more banned for defending them.

>>159851383
when one does not suffice...

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>>159850334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkysjcs5vFU

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>>159850334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veQf0Kap_xI

>>159851542
Oh I should also add, everything she said had to also be sexual in someway. Shit like "complete" was always spelled "cumplete", catastrophe always had to be "cuntastrophe" etc.

>>159851749
don't befriend that guy he's a massive cunt and chased tons of people off of his server

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>>159851652
Oh hey, that's the second femelezen I've seen that I actually really like. Probably just the angle though.

>ywn stroke the soft scales of a Raen girl

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>>159850334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW-O5iGRMFo

>>159851145
It's shortstack bruh.

>>159851542
I'm not even sure what to do with my FC now. One specific person is making all of this very stressful. If I kick her though then 80% of the place is gone. Such a load of shit. All i wanted to do was have fun in this game.

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>>159851652
>my boy ronnie

You. I like you.

>that one Imperial NPC in Mor Dhona who had eyes for Tataru
I knew Garlemald had its fair share of degenerates.

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>>159851827
Back off me scales, matey

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>>159850334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdfYVfHK3HQ

Don't forget to avoid interracial relationships! Interclan is fine

>>159851992
/poke

>>159851178
My brain is melting

Someone explain the retroactive ids meme to me?

>>159852020
>not wanting to bring another Hilda into the world

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: )

>>159852097
Hilda is too good for this world...

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>>159850334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE9UaC1knZw

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>>159851819
Yeah probably.

>>159851903
thanks, dad.

>>159852143
I want to rub her ears

>>159851542
waaaaaah girls have complex opinions and thoughts and emotions and i dont know how to handle it theyre all crazy bitches am i right fellow gay men of eorzea? anyway who else here pisses in bottles

>>159852191
Ah, well. It was just the angle, sorry champ.

Looks about as good as any other though, I suppose.

>>159852235
>who else here pisses in bottles
me, a fellow grown woman

I can't take much more of this.
I need an answer.

>>159852235
I piss in bottles!

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how is your night going anon

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>>159850334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PVLCZE_ov0

>>159851652
That's a pretty top tier elf.

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>>159852235
>man acts like an asshole
>he just gets called one
>woman acts like an asshole
>fucking bitches always ruin EVERYTHING they touch!!

Then later that same night these people wonder why they don't have a girlfriend. Really gets those neurons firing.

>>159852368
you have small teeth, like a crack baby

>>159852368
it was ok
not anymore

>>159851542
Seriously. You can tell a grown man to fuck off and he leaves but grown women cling on your nuts for the least bit of attention and act like i owe them something because was polite to them on occasion.

>>159852368
Well it's only afternoon here but my day has been pretty swell so far. You?

>>159852416
right? anons if there are annoying women in your fc just kick them out and stop acting like the reason you cant get laid is because all girls are crazy

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>>159850334

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm65PCbUMZI

>>159852448
gomen, hang in there
>>159852442
wat
>>159852496
I woke up from a nap, it's okay though, just doing some potd

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>>159851069

where my fellow fujo buds

Remember when Kiss used to be innocent?
"I'm a lizard on a rock :3" "You'll never know how my hell burns. ;_;"
You know, THAT version of Kiss. What happened to him? What corrupted him? Was it Madot that set him on the course to become the insane unhinged druggy that he is now? What went wrong?
This post sponsored in part by Kiss Dissem.

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>>159852191
>>159852251

I still like you, if it's any consolation.

>>159852736
drank amber's piss kool aid

>>159849880
Man I hate this fact. Stupidest thing ever. 16 is already on the line, but 14? She acts nothing or looks nothing like a 14 year old. Fantasy setting aside.

>>159852736
>>159852736
>>159852736
>>159852736
>>159852736
(You)
now shoo

>>159852789
I STILL don't get it
Was Kiss just not around when this person was carving people's names in to their arm and posting legitimately bloody pictures over a stained mattress?

It's like knowingly dating a serial killer.

>>159852736
>>159852865
please shut up, kiss

>>159852789
>>159852865
Kiss went crazy well before Amber showed up. He got sad one day and asked for friends here. Posted a screenshot of his name and everything - that's when it started. Poor guy never saw it coming.

>>159851809
source?

>>159853057
the 3+ people that moved to balmung to get away from them?

>>159852646
tell the kitten to put her clothes back on

>>159853120
Awena Marette's Erp Emporium

>>159853104
who though?

>>159853147
That was fast.

>>159853120
*pumps u* ahhhh~

>>159853120
>>159853147
lmao

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>>159850334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcL2x-Bj3M0

>>159853148
cg, jaden, sushi, pooka, and the rest jumped ship to gilga. should i go on or do i need to spoonfeed you more about how horrible of a person he is?

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>>159853147
lol

>>159853207
>tfw wrangling with bad mobile data connection and captcha then got beat by >>159853147

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>>159852740
I'll take it.

>>159853259
don't forget the other servers he left after he made entire communities hate him for being an alcoholic loser.

>>159853259
i don't know anything about the guy or excalibur, i was just curious about who he drove away

>>159849880
>>159852805
One of the art books mentions that the calendar has been warped since they moved underground.
So a year could be a lot longer than what a year is to us, as they have no days or seasons to judge by.

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>>159853262
lucky number

>>159852967
https://yuki.la/vg/131560494#p131595228
>kiss was in Yuri!
can't believe I forgot about that fiasco, lol

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>>159853338
I think your elezen is cute, but I'm just a tad biased.

>>159853349
just be warned. he will be nice and stuff for a few weeks and it all goes downhill. behind the chill exterior is a hollow shell of a man that cannot take a fucking joke. he's australian for god's sake and cannot banter at all.

anything you say to him in jest will be taken seriously and used against you. heed my warning now.

>>159853539
what's his name

>>159853578
walter white

>>159853578
Donald Trump

>>159853578
Black Betty

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why

>>159853578
i'm not going to post his name. if you're on excal you'll most likely find him sitting alone in limsa but that's all i'll leave it at.

>>159853578
Saeha Mugen

>>159853662
Enjoy your meat cleavers.

>>159852391
char data pls

>>159853662
beepy..

>>159853578
fuck off __________ ___

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>>159850334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ2ESrAmlOI&list=PLvf6bYtLtdbrsLduOPRvIiCgR4006oY8H&index=5

Pretty sure I'm one of the few here that really, REALLY enjoys Death Grips, but I'm fine with it.

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>>159850334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oezkvTeeYWU

>>159853869
whos this cute cat

I'm going to marry Spuki

>>159853819
that is not what I linked, weird

https://youtu.be/MgshhTHxSNc?list=PLvf6bYtLtdbrsLduOPRvIiCgR4006oY8H

>>159853934
ok spuki

>>159853819
why aren't you online so i can creep on your highlander

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>>159853819
>>159853937
>listen to death grips with a friend ironically
>actually end up enjoying it
They're pretty alright.

>>159853819
what the fuck piccolo

>>159853819
>Likes MC Meme vocals
>Not the instrumentals which literally make Death Grips good
get ye gone ugly male

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>>159850334

>>159854207
That's my teacher!

How hard is Thornmarch (Hard)?

>>159854260
it sure is

>>159854207
red?

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>>159854247
Teacher?

Also I forgot my youtube cause durp.

>>159850334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz4pq5kYM3o

There we go my retard taste is in its heaven and all is right in the world.

>>159854260
Don't hit the king until 4 moogles are dead.

That's it. Rest is common sense.

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>>159853953
Because I would have to leave my PC running for that?

>>159854176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqzeNF2_eak&index=19&list=PLvf6bYtLtdbrsLduOPRvIiCgR4006oY8H

The vocals, when blended in with the synthesizer and drums, make the signature sound, but each is very distinct and complex on their own. It's why the tracks stay interesting after even a dozen listens, you get new information every time, and it's how they get away with such an aggressive sonic assault in the first place.

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>>159853918
I'm just a white mage, who's a hero for fun

You have thirsty seconds to be as P'roci Tia as possible.

>>159853360
Sounds like a cop out seeing as I never officially heard the age in the anime, manga was second so I count the anime first, and they officially gave the age in the first place. Oh well though.

>>159854354
AHAH

>>159853491
Thank you, i thought it wasn't too bad also.

>tfw you need the i250 choker, but everyone's just going to assume you're collared

>>159854354
mpreg is a great fetish

>>159854347
cute boi

>>159854354
*thirsts after you and cheats on f'telwhore to erp with you* *talks shit about you behind your back* *isn't insane*

>>159854428
I don't think that's how it works anon

>>159854335
isn't your pc on to shitpost from you retard

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>>159850334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3SDX8OfQKU

>>159854354
I'm so happy! I love you all! Everyone is my friend! Life is great!
>30 minutes pass
I hate being alive. Fuck you. I hope you die. Kill yourself.

>>159854665
put your trip back on, emily

>>159854687
8/10, you forgot "I'm gay" and "That's so cute".

>>159854354
*takes the path of least resistance*

there I did it

>ast cant heal the first group of mobs
thats a drop
no reason for someone to be this shit at a game

>>159854687
>mfw this literally happened
>he told me to stop whining
>tell him to take his own advice
>tells me I'm human trash and should literally kill myself, deletes me
lol

>>159854354
Honestly back when I had no gil and Fat Cats were about a million, fella just gave me one. He could've sold it, but without being asked he gave me one.

So whenever I get a minion like that and someone doesn't have it I give it to them. That's how I be as P'roci Tia as often as possible.

>>159854818
turned a new leaf :>>>

dont even visit the thread ://

>>159854731
I'm not emily you slut

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>loins

>>159854938
Need to pump

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would anyone like to do potd on balmung?

>>159854974
no

>>159854974
not with you

>>159854974
groups full. sorry, slut.

>>159854974
just started

>>159854974
going to bed, maybe next time

>>159854974
I'd do you

>>159854987
>>159855047
>>159855052
>>159855069
>>159855098
>>159855121
these are all me

xivg has some weird bizarro logic going on
>"grown man" is used interchangeably with "manchild"
>stating that you're gay doesn't really mean anything, just memeing

>>159855147
this is all me

>>159855147
Wait your turn, Rhiki.

>>159855148
You sound like a real girl kisser, you fag.

>>159855259
aaaaaaaAAAAAAA

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>>159850334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LB7LZZGpkw

>>159854839
You sound like a massive fag.

>>159855708
Yeah well at least people can hear me. The giant cock you're sucking on is muffling your voice.

>>159855762
That insult is so poor proci bought its loyalty.

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Anyone want to ERP with this Lala housewife? Sorry it's dark, and raining.

Malorni Wanorni on Balmung

>>159855872
Message me, Ippigi Atros.

>>159855872
The Berke will be right with you to confirm your gender

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>>159855121
okay

anyone else?

>>159855872
pst saeha mugen

anyone want to idle together in awkward silence

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>>159855884

when will Ippiki get a trip?

>>159856016
Stratos Faircunny

>>159856042
as soon as shana gets a trip

>>159855995
What a cutie. 10/10

>>159856042
That would inconvenience his samefagging/degenerate posts

And he'd get blown out so much easier too since I know for a fact that some of these retarded arguments are from him

>>159856118
Calm down, Ippiki.

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>>159850334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1NAhlVRaZ4

>>159855995
I would like to, but I'm not on Balmung.

>>159855148
i met someone from this thread irl and sucked them off
what does that make me

How long would it take to get a kinna weapon from 0/0?

>>159856212
Back to succubus (male) cat

>>159856423
Incubus?

>>159856467
If it sucks cum out, and is a bottom bitch, it's a succubus. Incubus are the tops.

>>159856287
a trannychaser

I still hope trump will add catboys the game and fix ff14 community.

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>>159856385

>>159856528
he wasnt a tranny tho

>>159856540
I still hope something or someone will put me out of my misery soon

>>159856540
>mfw trump kills net neutrality and SE doesn't pay the extra tolls for "premium" service
>mfw trump KILLS XIV

>>159856540
we already have catboys

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>>159856423
What for?

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>>159856603
>mfw thanks to trump my sub is cheaper 20 cents thanks to € to $ conversion rates

>>159856657
This is a crazy, isn't it?

>>159856657
whos this fag

>>159856657
uglies shouldn't be allowed to cosplay

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>>159856657
>letting your son go outside like that

>>159856774
elk

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Woah

>>159856919
the man who stunnered the president....

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>>159856849
if that was elk i'd let him suck my dick

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Wheek

>>159856938
president elect you joker...

how do you cope with falling in love with an avatarfag?

>>159857113
Lily....

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>>159857025
i used to have guinea pigs
they are really cute but they poop so much

>>159856919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4uW0r7mJj8

>>159856987
it is

>>159856840
yfw she streams on twitch with facecam

>>159856849
>>159857228
Please don't namedrop on my posts you loser; no it is not.

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>>159856840
>hoodie and shorts

>>159857171
id call that anon stratos but lily never did become an avatarfag kek

>>159857203
pics

hey guys mrhappy here and im going to talk about sophia for the amount of time it took for the first groups to clear AS12.

Post more Lalas

>>159857579
+1

>>159857595
How about you fanta into one, and I make you my personal onahole?

>>159857579
+1

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>just watched an A12S guide
Uuuuuggggghhhhhhhh.

I don't want to deal with this shit.

A11S set an unsustainable standard for fun this raid tier. It's all healing-checks and arbitrary instakill mechanics. Even just watching the video sucked all my energy.

>>159857730
there are very few things in a11s that will kill you instantly the first time you fuck them up

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>>159857595
Make me.

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>>159857595
I found this when I looked at >>159853441

>>159857730
Is this your first tier raiding?

>>159857730
your post is a bit confusing

anyone wanna do anything

>tfw picking immortal flames was the right choice
Why do all the other GCs feel so much less relevant?

>>159857839
because theyre led by women

Post less Lalas

>>159857827
/pet

how much does jet black dye go for on balmung?

>>159857880
a-all these pets from you
>>159857839
because they haven't been in the center of the story constantly as a cesspool of corruption

>>159857730
Welcome to your first raid. How can I feel you today?

>>159857892
You're very pettable

>>159857892
Post butt!

>>159847913
>>>159856840
>>hoodie and shorts
I was there, that's exactly what the fuck I was thinking.

Test

Pump

just got level 60 on my first gathering class, botanist
what do

>>159857791
A11S was fun.
A12S from a healer's perspective looks to be the most unpleasant thing I've ever seen in this game.
>here's 5 different mechancs; now do them all at once
>by the way the boss is slamming the tanks and party with almost-instant kill damage every few seconds respectively, but you're expected to raise anyone that dies too

>>159857825
Been around since 2.0, but I mainly PUG shit and abandoned the game during the anti-consumer pile of shit that was Gordias and Midas. This is actually the first time I've reached a final tier before the welfare patch (always cleared shit while it's relevant though).

Pardon the late reply; 4chan is being a piece of shit.

>>159858094
A Rum

>Interrupting some dude's ERP date at Camp Bronze Lake with the SCH quests
Heh.

Lardy Hernandez unloads into you!

How is the progression for newcomers? Do you have to do pretty much all the base game content before you can do heavensward or is a lot of it optional?

Koata Astora is a gross disgusting fucking perverted faggot

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Does anyone on baldung want to do lvl 60 roulette?

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>>159857923
/hug
>>159857928
okay!
>>159858134
noone should die, its not as bad as it looks

>>159858184
Go on. Tell me more.

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>>159858227
Yeah, you have to do all of 2.0. If you need help though and you're on balmung hit up Ririten Yuyuten

>>159858275
Seek help.

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>>159858184
Ditto.
Have a nearly 3-year old image.

>>159858330
How about you seek help you homo piece of shit

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>when you're really enjoying the cock you got at reasonable prices

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>>159858362
I'm doing fine, thanks.

>>159858428
Go eat some dick cheese

>>159858440
/pet

>>159858227
yes, you have to do all the bullshit filler quests until you get to the decent part

>>159858464
Your anger and obsession with me only makes yourself look bad.

>>159858440
Who is that mysterious catboy?