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Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>Kolith banned a quality captain, metafriends are real!
>In light of recent events, will Celt try to default on his wager?
>I haven't read the last 206 posts yet, they probably say stuff?

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>/vg/station forum and logs
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://game.ss13.moe/logs

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>Cryo Autism
http://pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz
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>>159807392
>zealotron got unbanned
Truly, this server is dead.
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First for America's in trouble
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xth for comfy medbays with good doctors who are not reica

>>159807475
fuck off
take your shit to >>>/pol/
does this look like /pol/? it's not
this is /ss13g/
it is about spessmen on a spess station, not politics. Fuck off with your political bullshit. I don't want to hear about 'waaaaah trump is shit' or 'waah people don't like trump', I want to hear about space and space rounds.
Fuck you, fuck your politics. Fuck trump, fuck hillary, fuck johnson, fuck this whole goddamn election for leaking it's toxic, shitty, cancerous bullshit into all the generals I go to. I don't care about the election, it's over, done, GO THE FUCK HOME.
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>>159807562
Who do you rank as comfy doctors?
I'd say all the ones with grey hair are good
but I'm only on certain hours so
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>>159807562
Yes.
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>>159807470 M a k e A D e A d m i n R e Q u e s t
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>>159807392
nth for greytide waifus are the best waifus
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>>159807470
>>159807834
I'm fairly certain it was Celt who overturned it.
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>>159807470
>>159807834
I actually like Zealotron so as funny as this meme was, it was sort of good news to see him unbanned on a day full of shitty news
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Fuck giving traders free misc. shit for them to trade, I have a better idea
Give them TIMELOCKED ROBUST ITEMS
Why timelocked? Money isn't worth shit, time is a commodity.
Why robust? Vox traders can't be robust on the station or they get fucking deported the second Sec sees them with ghetto weaponry outside their shuttle. Thus, they gotta trade 'em

Example: Give them a rope reed plant that can be used to craft different items, like a lasso, throwing nets, storage jumpsuit webbings, holsters (cheaper than the biogen), etc. but the process of crafting takes time.
Plastic is already a rare commodity in spess, it only makes sense that something as innocuous as everyday as rope would be rare too.
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>>159808028
And celt doesn't like zealotron so it's not a metaclub decision
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>>159808090
>I actually like Zealotron
>a day full of shitty news
You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
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I'm breaking out of here tonight
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a spicy blogpost for my spicy spesfriends
>>159807951
>be staffer on republican state legislative campaign
>at election results party in a local bar
>candidate, staff, interns, volunteers, family, friends all there
>as the night goes on we realize we are getting totally btfo
>also all the other republicans in the county are getting btfo
>but wait trump won ohio, that's funny
>the early voting totals come in, we get totally rekt
>tears, speech from candidate, hugs, alcohol
>people disperse, a couple remain to watch the presidential results come in
>its fucking happening
>we are still sad though because our dude lost
>people filter out, news are being faggots about not calling PA
>eventually last one there, don't want to miss the final call during my commute home
>bar is closing, starting to kick people out
>7/10 from the bar walks up to me
>you look sad, were you a hillary supporter
>no, I voted for trump, but a race I worked on lost
>she does a 360 and walks away
HAHA LIBERALS BTFO
MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA
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>>159808278
xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Is it inappropriate to for a bartender to fire off Non-lethal beanbag rounds as warning shots to break up a bar fight? I feel conflicted about it, like I should be saving it for station endangering emergencies, but when nothing's happening, and shit's starting in the bar, I feel like the gun is going to waste.
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>>159808173
The Catholic Homosexuals band together. We will have our retribution.
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>>159808150
>go to sketchy vox shop to get my powergame ghetto items on
>bird is knitting a traditional net behind the counter while he haggles
comf
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>>159808323
>>159808317
>>159808278
Fuck off with your /pol/ shit faggots. /ss13g/ not /pol/.
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>>159808323
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>>159808317
Nobody cares, faggot, that's not even a good story
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>>159808382
It's not a matter of politics, it's that Zealot made a deal and we must stick to it. This ( >>159808317 ) on the other hand isn't even tangentially SS13 related.

>>159808321
>Is it inappropriate
As long as it's not lethal I don't think it's an issue, stand your ground Anon.
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>>159808321
>like I should be saving it for station endangering emergencies
Beanbag shells won't help you with that, anyway. Go on and shoot all those glass smashing niggers in the dick!
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So to find new Virus symptoms I just have to keep radiating it, right?
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>>159808794
yes
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>>159808794
Pretty much.
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>>159808317
>these cringy fucks play on MY server
wtf I hate 4chan now
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Is it OK to rp as an actual robot even though I'm a cyborg? I don like the idea of being a human brain in a metal tin can.

I mean the MMi is a fucking horrifying concept, every cyborg should be screaming and hollering for the release of sweet death.
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>>159810975
Borgs and AIs have human brains, but they're pretty much just robots
Also nobody cares
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>>159810975
>every cyborg should be screaming
until they get law2'd to stop screaming
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is nuke really kill
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>>>159811078 The Warrior's bland acronym, MMI, obscures the true horror of this monstrosity.
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>>159810975
Become a posibrain is that calms your autism or ask for robo to make you a spiderbot (not mommi)
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>>159811173
this is his steam profile now
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>>159811173
We are already paying tribute to him.
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12510
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Doctor Acula hasn't been merged yet. There's no justifce.
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>>159811517
can't be merged until it satisfies every single one of PJB's non-standards!
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As promised lads: I will now post lewds of Mai raifu. Enjoy, she's freshly oiled.
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>>159811572
Only like, 2, of those complaints were non-standards.
qt silicon vampire waifus tho
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Shhhhh
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>>159811642
>>159811813
>SKS that he probably paid over $250 for
>Not an SVT for $225
>Not a hex receiver 91/30 for $95
>LaughingCanadians.jpg
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>>159808794
Let me tell you about the Incubator

There are several things that depend on what level you put them in

if you have radiation above 50%, it is likely to chance a symptom to another. If it is below 50%, it will change either the chance of a stage proccing (Its effect activating, like giving toxins or making a person sweat) between 0 and its effect_maxm (default 50% per life tick), or its multiplier between 0 and and maxm (default of 1)

Another thing is, if you add a beaker of toxins (The type you can get out of the medvend) IF THE TOTAL AMOUNT IS BELOW 50u IN THE INCUBATOR it decreases the infection chance by 1%, otherwise it kills the virus
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>borg
>hacked at roundstart
>spend the whole round not being a dick, except to the mime
>nonchalantly drag a welding tank into the cockpit of the shuttle, close the door, and laser it
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Flamenco, please stop playing HoS.
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As a borer, can you help an antag do antag stuff?

can you lay eggs and convince the borer army to infest every limb?
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>>159812463
Yes and yes.
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Dragan! I'm sorry! I'm an imbecile! I couldn't get you to stay alive - you kept getting 200 asphyxation damage, even though you had 96% blood! I couldn't enter the mech myself because it was DNA locked and I was dumb enough to realise that I could blow it up and get the orebox out manually only by the end of the round! I'm sorry!
I tallied the orebox to be
2690 Iron
225 Sand
10 Diamond
2680 Plasma
305 Gold
255 Silver
190 Uranium

Which brings it to 125115 credits! You did incredibly well!
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>>159812463
Pay close and careful attention to borer chat.
Borers can and will tell their hosts anything important they hear.

Also, it's fine to call for your host's rescue over borer chat.
But try not to say too much about who's attacking them.

Decent odds they'll be your next host.
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>>159812523
stop using exclamation after every sentence, you sound retarded and not cute like you believe
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I miss Paul Karamazov
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How does the posi brain work and how do I become it?
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>>159813969
It's an MMI that ghosts can spawn into and doesn't need a brain put into it. Unfortunately, it only starts accepting ghosts if someone bothers to activate it, and nobody ever does.
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>>159813969
Someone picks it up and activates it and after a time it drags ghosts who are signed up for it into it. You can bother the roboticists to activate it by click it, which makes it ping.
Enable it in your preferences special roles.
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>>159814136
Would it be OK to walk up to a roboticist, tell them to activate it, and then kill myself?
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So what's the Discord server now?
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>>159814242
A cesspool
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>>159814136
Clicking on them as a ghost makes a chat message that nearby people can see which basically means 'turn me on, dumbass'. Same with pAIs

>>159814224
I'm gonna go with no.
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>>159814242
It's unauthorized
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>>159814224
That'd be metagaming hardcore, but it's not really any worse than telling them to borg you.
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>>159814224
Why not just walk up to a roboticist and ask them to borg you?
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>>159814295
Pomf is there, it seems official enough
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>>159814242
>>159814413
The discord is here: https://discord.gg/sjwFc9b
The server owner is Pomf
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>>159813969
I assume you're >>159810975 after >>159811204 told you about posibrains.

Posibrains is the brown gold cube in robo and can be used to replace an mmi in any step. It can be put in ai cores, borgs, mommis, spiderbots, mechs, but not into a person.
To become it you must have your preferences for posibrain set to yes and be a ghost. After its activated it tells ghosts that its active and they can sign up to be it. After a bit a ghost at random is picked and put in it. It gets blue lines and can talk when it has someone in it.
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>>159813969
Posibrains are a type of carbon/brain

One spawns in robotics, they can also be printed
You need to do research first, and they cost ½ a diamond

They basically work like normal brains, with a few key differences:
• they take damage from EMPs
• when mindless, ghosts can enter them
protip: ghost out, look around, then reenter
• they might forcefully obtain a ghost at random?
• they're obligated to be peaceful and helpful (i.e. safe to purge or mach them)
• you might not be able to surgery them into human bodies?
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>>159816275
>purge or *mech them
Also of note: if they have laws, those have priority over the "be a peaceful and helpful crew member" thing.
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>>159814402
Faster and doesn't take surgery.

Regardless, the correct choice is, "ask for a robot head to make a roburger".
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What's that song that played when the shuttle arrived?
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>Carrot mutates
>"This carrot is carnivorous, and a danger to those around it."
what the fuck was i reading
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>>159817201
Darude - Sandstorm
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>>159817201
http://ss13.moe/media/source/shuttle/

Go down the list until you have your song.
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Has anyone heard from Nuke recently?
I haven't spoken to him in the longest time, but I know he lives in Georgia just like I do, and I'm worried about him given what I recently heard about him.
I hope he'll be alright.

If you hear anything, let me know.
If I can I want to go out of my way to check on him personally. He always seemed like a nice guy, you know?
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>>159817254
Toss a mouse at it while it's in the tray, and it'll eat the mouse and gain nutriment from it

If left to go hungry (little to no nutriment), it spontaneously sprouts vines, which will then try to eat people, and the surrounding area if it has polyacid in it
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>>159817276
It was playing before the shuttle took off, though
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>>159817306
Just come over with a pie or something, he won't refuse you
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>>159817306
Hes fine Velard.
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>>159817568
i can't make a pie from scratch i'm broke, he'd have to get some walmart pie or some shit

>>159817694
i certainly hope so.
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>>159818169
Make some pancakes then, proper thin ones, those need little more than flour and water. You can actually come over asking for a cup of sugar to finish the pancakes, that'll work, he'll buy that
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attn all spriters

i am seeking our "president"'s """hair""" in the form of a hairstyle sprite for SS13

i will PR this hairstyle to every codebase in """"""honor"""""" of the election

this has been put out to all codebase communities, contact me with a sprite via irc or discord or some shit when it's done
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>>159818562
Shut the fuck up
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>>159818562
>our "president"

Sod off ye limey cunt
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>>159818630
>>159818694
show your support by making the hairstyle sprite so we can make ss13 great again
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>>159818694
Popular vote is what should count
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>>159818907
Hey there urban center dweller. Enjoying all that food we grew for you?
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>>159819101
Fuck off inbred retard, I don't want people like you making policy decisions
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please focus on the task at hand, we need that trump hair ASAP
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>>159818907
So Obamer was a fraud since Romney won the popular vote?
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>>159819202
when you sprite it
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>like 10 virus stamm at the same time

HOW?
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>>159820110
Romney didn't win the popular vote.
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>>159820283
Admins made an outbreak.
Virology didn't have a single virus dish used yet.
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reminder that if there is a virus and you are medbay and the first thing you dont check is the fridge being STOCKED WITH SPACEACILLIN

then you should be jobbanned
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>>159820295
I goofed, it was Bush apparently. In any case, yes popular vote should matter but since it doesn't tough shit.
It isn't like this is the first time someone wins without having the popular vote.
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>>159818907
>Popular vote is the only vote that should count

>This is what peasants actually believe
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>>159820397
>Needing Spaceacilin when it takes literally 10 minutes to cure a virus or even less than that.
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okay so I can into basic bomb making, I can follow instructions on the wiki. What's the next step? How can we go bigger? Someone told me to put oxygen in the plasma tank and that exploded in my face. Someone else told me that I just put too much in, that I need to put less in. I'm not asking for specific instructions, but in general, does the pressure of the plasma tank make the explosion? Does the heat difference make it bigger? Does the amount of oxygen and plasma used make it bigger? It is a mystery.
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>>159819202
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>>159820481
sometimes that 10 minutes may fuck multiple people over

the first stage of the virus i caught kept making me black out, and the second stage made me walk really slowly.

i could tolerate the first stage, not both

thanks for nobody ever making spaceacillin and the medbay switching off medborg, who has spaceacillin LITERALLY AT START
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>>159820492
What makes the explosion is how many plasma and oxygen mols you have once the tank reaches 5000> kpa.
So your aim is to have as many plasma mols and oxygen mols in both tanks and still be able to heat it up to above 100c and reach 5000kpa.
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>>159819148
Maybe you should have voted as hard as me.
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>>159820580
The fucking medbay vending machines have spaceacillin. If you don't have access just hack it. No excuses
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>>159820604
so what does putting oxygen in the plasma tank actually do? Like, what's the point? Is it just to increase the "heated mass" over the threshold where the combined heat is over 100 c?
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>>159815708
>can't put posibrain into person and have it work

I WANNA BE DATA, GOD DAMMIT.
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>>159812287
I love getting emagged or w/e as a borg because then I'm free to be helpful as heck but also can shitcan greytide.
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>>159820751
I have no idea how Toxins/Bombmaking works in this game, but I have 1st year university Science courses knowledge from a few years back.

Im guessing Oxygen and Plasma react together to cause an explosion if they are both unstable enough/have a large enough difference in temperature/pressure that they react fast enough to cause a boom. Im guessing if the differences between the two gasses are low, (similar temperature and pressure), they react slowly enough with each other that it doesn't cause a boom, just a sloooooow mixing of Oxygen and Plasma.

This is all guesswork but probably not too far from the truth
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>>159820576
perfect, DMI that shit and send it over
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>>159820751
>>159821205

Hot plasma and oxygen react to make CO2. As it turns the oxygen into CO2 it also heats it all up causing the tank to increase in pressure.
Too much oxygen will heat it up so much that it pressurises past 5000 and thus explodes.

Your goal is to have a cold tank have lots of mols. Preferably a mix of plasma and oxygen mols and then a heat tank that will bring The cold tank past 100c so that the oxygen in the cold tank reacts and becomes CO2.
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>>159820604
It's not the mols, but the final pressure that matters
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if i get turned into a monkey am i allowed to chimp out e.g. open plasma tanks?
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>>159822068
Not at all.
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>>159807392
What are some cool things to do with Atmos that arn't "LE PEPIK PLASMA FLOOD XDDDD" and Autismal non antag projects that no one will ever see?
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>>159822285
freon
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>>159822285
LE PEPIK FLAMETHROWER XDDDD
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>>159822228
why not? wouldn't that be rp? am i supposed to "remember" that i'm a human once i get turned into a monkey?
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>>159822285
Literally nothing
It exists for no reason other than to be a vehicle for malf AIs and other antags to fast track their murderboning
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>>159821275
http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=62422759396639277813 or if you prefer I could send it via discord.
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>>159822580
You're supposed to remember that you, as a player, aren't given antagonist status when monkeyfied. You're about as "valid" to grief as a clown, i.e. be a silly slippy bugger and expect to be murdered in retaliation.
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>>159822285
You could set up areas for vox and plasmamen to chill without their internals now that plasmamen don't exhale O2 anymore.
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>>159822285
Well, you can improve the waste pipeline, which is pretty fucking dead simple. Probably the best thing you can do.
You can't improve Distro all that much, Distro filters are not very viable either
You can add more vents/redundant piping, but it's an incredible amount of work and statistically most of your effort will do literally nothing for the rest of the round
You can piss in the wind about autistic temperatures or autistic TEG numbers that accomplish nothing
And that's uh
That's about it for nonantags
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>>159822757
that's my other point though
other players have no way of knowing that i'm a human so can't they just kill me? doesn't seem fair that i'm not allowed to act freely too
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>>159822757
Pretty much this.
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>>159822893
Being monkeyfied is meant to be either a punishment, a serious debilitation, or an extremely risky move for some weird plan of yours. It doesn't give you carte blanche to grief whoever, but it does make you pretty much valid whenever. It's like being catbeasted or cluwned, but much less harsh.
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>>159822757
REMEMBER DOCTOR MONKEY

THE METACLUB WILL PAY SOON ENOUGH FOR ITS CRIMES
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>>159807392
>tfw you spend 6 hours scouring the githhub for sekrets
>discovered how to lower temperature below absolute 0.
>discoverd the sekret clown grenade recipe.
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>>159823060
pretty shit bait desu
the pipeline shits itself if you get TO 0k, not to mention going UNDER it
there is no clown grenade recipe
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>>159823056
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>>159823147
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/blob/31a66103af72ae2585ea8d9ad8a3dc46c0c807d3/code/game/objects/items/weapons/grenades/clowngrenade.dm

Czechmate Yuropoor
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>>159823309
i don't see a recipe anywhere
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>>159823342
That's because it's a traitor item. It has no recipe.
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Syndicate_Items#Banana_Grenade
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What is the purpose of putting a trash bag on the janicart?
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>>159823640
Now you can put trash in the cart instead of holding the bag in your hands. Optimal, efficient janitoring.
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>>159822002
This is false, because otherwise you would get the biggest bomb from having very good plasma in one tank and another tank simply filled with nothing but oxygen.

The tank only needs to reach 5000kpa to trigger the explosion. The size of it is calculated differently.
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SERB DED????
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>>159824096
It is to me
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>>159823875
The size of it is calculated straight from how much the pressure is above 5000kPa, iirc it's one dev per each 1000kPa
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>>159824225
But the tanks explodes almost immediately upon mixing while the pressure increase isn't instant which you can observe if you add in hot plasma into an oxygen tank.
From what you say larger bombs should detonate slower but that isn't the case.

Not to mention how do you explain the fact that you get different results when the heat tank is wastefully hot compared to when it is less hot. The only thing that differs here is the amount of mols.
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>>159822768
>plasmamen to chill without their internals
Plasmen require very specific temperatures an pressures to survive.
The ranges are, in fact, so specific that they don't exist.

So it's a good thing being in your suit changes how (not just what) comparisons occur.
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>>159823875
What kind of plasma do you consider "very good"? Do you mean very hot? If so, you're wrong: the biggest contributor of pressure is the reaction of combustion, since besides replacing two moles of 20 heat capacity oxygen and one mole of 200 heat capacity plasma with two moles of 30 heat capacity carbon dioxide it adds 550000 joules of heat into the mix per mole of plasma. Theoretically speaking, bombs require no combustion, just resulting pressure higher than your beloved 5000 kPa, which is more likely to be 5*1013 kPa, the reason for those bombs' abscence is that you can easily surpass the perfect no-combustion bomb's results with a well made classical bomb.
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>>159824462
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/blob/a559bcf4e9f3004ad5969e1344680db1f37575a2/code/game/objects/items/weapons/tanks/tanks.dm The code is right here, starting at line 248.
If the pressure reaches above 5000kPa (TANK_FRAGMENT_PRESSURE), it is then reacted three more times, and the final explosion range is calculated as (pressure - TANK_FRAGMENT_PRESSURE) / TANK_FRAGMENT_SCALE (1000kPa). Each TANK_FRAGMENT_SCALE above TANK_FRAGMENT_PRESSURE is 1/4 dev.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11614690
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>>159824462
>how do you explain the fact that you get different results when the heat tank is wastefully hot compared to when it is less hot
r u serious?
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>>159824687
So in the end the mols are the important part because you want as many plasma mols as you can manage while still being able to heat it up enough so that the reaction starts.
Hence my primary point about mols being the thing to strive for is correct despite me being wrong about the code.
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>>159825608
It was badly explained but what I meant was that mols are a deciding factor in the explosion.
Having a tank of 6500c 1013kpa plasma will result in a shit bomb compared to having a tank with 1000c plasma at 1013kpa.
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>>159816275
>they're obligated to be peaceful and helpful (i.e. safe to purge or mach them)
Purged androids can fuck you just as hard as purged cyborgs.
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>>159825097
Did something happen?
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>>159825739
If you have plasma remaining after the three reactions occur, it reduces the size of the explosion due to its hueg heat capacity.
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>>159825941
Posibrains get this message when created:
>Remember, the purpose of your existence is to serve the crew and the station. Above all else, do no harm.
But it doesn't show up in their laws or anything. Nobody fucking knows how it's enforced (thus, it's just not enforced)
It'd be fair to say a purged (not SUBVERTED) posibrain should do no harm, though
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>>159825941
>You are a positronic brain, brought into existence on [station_name()].
>As a synthetic intelligence, you answer to all crewmembers, as well as the AI.
>Remember, the purpose of your existence is to serve the crew and the station. Above all else, do no harm.
These aren't laws, but in the absence of laws forcing you to disregard them you are required to follow them.
People can and have gotten banned over this.
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>>159826317
>People have gotten banned over this.
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>>159826245
I get that, which is why to reach big bombs you need to have a good mix of plasma and oxygen.
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>>159826317
You are stupid. You do not have to follow those shit in the event you get purged. Purged borgs/AI can do whatever they want.
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>>159826603
Can you explain your reasoning?
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>>159826692
My reasoning is that it is literally in the server rules.
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INTIGRACY STEPPED DOWN
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>>159826775
Can you point out where it says that?
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>>159826803
>admin team without InTGracy
One can only hope.
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>>159826448
Here is the only *active* posibrain-based ban, tangentially related. I'm not going to grep across the logs just to find an example.

>>159826603
The instruction to help the crew/station and do not harm is not a law. Purging does not remove it. There is a really easy way to confirm this:
A h e l p & P o s t R e s u l t s

>>159826692
If you poke the upload console, you are responsible for the outcome.
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>>159827170
You are right in that the player humping the upload is responsible for the outcome, though I'm asking how does he figure purging removes the posibrain law.
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>>159826949
Check the admin page.
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>>159827170
Yeah because he was a non antag, that's why he was banned. Not because he didn't serve the crew or the station. He gibbed three people for no reason when he was a non antag.
You get perma banned like that if your a normal crew member as well.

This doesn't prove your point that posibrains have inert laws that they must follow.
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>>159826856
I remember it having been written but the thread now states that you can do whatever as long as you have the tiniest reason for it.
Basically if you are purged you can do whatever as long as you have a reason.

Example. Clown asking you to open a door one to many times and you doorcrush him. Fine.
Plasmaflood immediately without reason is iffy.

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=27&t=2698&start=10
Last post
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>>159827312
It doesn't.

Purging an android/posiAI gives you responsibility for it's actions, but doesn't give it the leeway to do anything bad.
I suppose purging an Android as, say, a Nuke Op (etc.)could lead to a jobban.
Assuming they were aware that it had a posibrain and that purging it removed beneficial laws.

>>159827548
>This doesn't prove your point that posibrains have inert laws that they must follow.
Come back with the screenshot of an admin's opinion. Until then, shut up.
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>>159827548
so you're telling me... purged posibrains... are not the same... as purged MMIs?
wow...
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>>159827702
>I suppose purging an Android as, say, a Nuke Op (etc.)could lead to a jobban.
>Assuming they were aware that it had a posibrain and that purging it removed beneficial laws.

>Tator being banned because it is doing antag things
W e w
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>>159827848
>Assuming they were aware that it had a posibrain
>Assuming that purging it removed beneficial laws.
You can get banned for deliberately jeopardizing your team as a TEAM-BASED antag.
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>>159818562
fuck off goofball
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>>159827702
>Come back with the screenshot of an admin's opinion. Until then, shut up.
Likewise, you don't know what's the admin's opinion on that situation either, so don't talk shit if your proofs can't stand.
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>>159827548
http://game.ss13.moe/logs/2016/10-October/02-Sunday%20admin%20only.log
>Edwarus/(SINA-934): doesnt this mean im a borg without laws? - heard by 3 non-AFK admins.
>JustSumGuy/(Artificer (128))->Edwarus/(SINA-934): You technically have a posibrain law, "You serve the crew, do no harm" or something to that measure.

http://game.ss13.moe\logs\2016\04-April\09-Saturday admin only.log
>YouEnvy/(SINA-475): I can't seem to find where my laws are as a posibrain - heard by 1 non-AFK admins.
>SerWind/(Ryder Otis)->YouEnvy/(SINA-475): You don't have laws just a directive to cause no harm

http://game.ss13.moe\logs\2016\10-October\04-Tuesday admin only.log
Here's one where a posibrain in a mech drills some guy that was literally asking for it, but the posibrain is still not allowed to harm him according to admins.
>Kharkov72/(SINA-494)->DragonBro/(borer (67)): He literally asked for it, and I didn't kill him.
>DragonBro/(borer (67))->Kharkov72/(SINA-494): Posibrains have laws of 'do no harm', don't drill people you fucknut
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>>159828051
Pomfkins, had mango icecream yet?

Also, how's the winter treating ya, all been good?
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>>159828051
can you make the adminhelp bot redirect to the new discord rather than the coder one
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>>159828051
Hey-oh!

Would you mind settling this posibrain kerfuffle?
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>>159828083
>>159828124
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>>159826245
>>159826491
What's the equation for the oxygen-plasma reaction, actually? Like, what's a good ratio?
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>>159828382
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/blob/a559bcf4e9f3004ad5969e1344680db1f37575a2/code/modules/assembly/bomb.dm
Pretty sure it's somewhere in here.
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>>159828382
Can't help you there, I reached my 22dev from hours of testing. Math is for nerds anyways.
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>>159826692
As an admin, here's the way I've always seen it:
Posibrains are the whole serve the crew and do no harm deal, if you get put into a mech you're beholden to that still.
Silicons follow ONLY their lawset, the posibrain law doesn't ever apply. When you're purged, you have no laws. Thus you're free to do as you like
>>159827656
This was for a rule rewrite that was never officially completed, and I disagree with their interpretation of the purge ruling.
Purge should be a wildcard. Sometimes the AI will use it to full murderbone, maybe they'll valid hunt extra hard without those pesky laws getting in the way and help the crew, maybe they'll just autism about the whole round in the bar and meme announcements/comms.
There should be a big risk to using it, otherwise it becomes the go-to valid lawset since there's little risk of it backfiring on whoever uploaded it.
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>>159828821
How is a mech with no laws different from a borg with no laws?
It would be another thing if you had a law literally saying "you can do what you want" but that's not identical to no laws in this aspect.
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>tfw you accidentally treat a Vox with Salbutomal or Perfluorodecalin but it wasnt an accident at all

Whoops. Sorry my Bird 'Friends'
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>>159828821

Purged AIs should be like clowns - Capable of great good or great evil.
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>>159828257
hm?
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so how do you turn people into revs now without a flash?
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everything about that round was hell
fucking nothing went right
also, what the fuck, how come stickybombs don't gib corpses?
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>>159828902
Mechs don't get laws at all, they're still just posibrains only controlling a full suit.

Borgs get a big fancy pop up telling them all about their laws and what they are. They follow ONLY their laws.
When you're purged you're still told to follow your laws, of which you have none.
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thanks for the second spur admins
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>>159829081
Rev =/= Revsquad
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>>159828382
So basically THREE (3) things matter:
• exact moles of plasma
• exact moles of (oxygen/6)
• temperature, within ranges

You want to get 100°C < temp <= 250°C
And beyond that you just want as many moles (of plasma) as possible

>>159828902
If you stick an MMI into a mech, it's not a silicon.
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>>159828206
I still haven't, new med is giving me nose bleeds so there's excitement in my life.
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nice robots
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>>159829103
Shit, I was going to bring the mechs but then woop woop WELCOME TO THE SYNDICATE
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>>159829101
>They follow ONLY their laws.
"follow your laws" != "follow ONLY your laws"
>>159829131
>If you stick an MMI into a mech, it's not a silicon.
But that's what I said
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That fucking round man. Especially as medbay at the end.
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>>159829059
If you purge a posibrain-borg, is it still obligated to not be a cunt?
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>>159829229
posibrains get a directive upon spawning telling you essentially not to be a dick.
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>>159828982
what are those words
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>>159829254
Pomf that's a non-answer
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>>159829305
above all else do no harm, so don't do any harm jackass.
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>>159829203
An MMI in a mech is the same as a human in a mech
A posibrain in a mech is a posibrain, inside of a mech

An MMI in a cyborg is not a human riding a cyborg, it is just a cyborg
So therefore, ______________?
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>>159829373
unless you get laws that coerce you to harm i should say. but purged posibrain borgs shouldn't go on a killing spree, no.
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>>159829098
This was changed years ago to fix ayy parapen+c4 lmao
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>>159829294

Unless i fucked up the spelling or names both are Chemicals that are toxic to Vox and make them suffocate
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>>159829381
You daft fucker I made a very specific difference between "silicon" and "mech" in my post
You are trying to correct me with SOMETHING I LITERALLY ALREADY SAID, AFTER I TOLD YOU I ALREADY SAID IT
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>>159829169
Dang shamez tried any new fruit icecream flavors or just nothing due to the winter?

Wait, what kind of meds give you nose bleeds? That's a odd side effect
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>>159829415
Neither should purged normal borgs
They're still players, beholden to the same server rules as any others
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>>159829506
I'm not saying they're the same thing, I'm using it as an example you illiterate fuck
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>>159829545
vortioxetine is the med. I typically eat low carb so what ice cream i eat is sugar free variant i make which is limited in flavors i can reproduce. next cheat day i'll try to find some mango sorbet or ice cream though.
>>159829557
normal borgs IC rules are their lawset.
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>>159829496
are those goonchem chems? They sure as hell aint normalchem
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>>159829658
>I'm not saying they're the same thing
How can you possibly still not get it holy shit
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>>159829676

Either paradise or yog. i was trying out a bunch of different servers and almost killed a vox injecting random shit into them in a sleeper
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>>159828719
>>159828732
My coding abilities are pretty limited. But what I get from this is:
>>159824803 is only relevant for single tank bombs and not for TTVs

>var/fuel_moles = air_contents.toxins + air_contents.oxygen/6
>if(air_contents.temperature > (T0C + 400))
> strength = (fuel_moles/15)
> else if(air_contents.temperature > (T0C + 250))
> strength = (fuel_moles/20)
> else if(air_contents.temperature > (T0C + 100))
> strength = (fuel_moles/25)
The explosion size is based on fuel_moles (and is actually only dependant on amount of moles, not pressure).
It gets significantly larger at certain temperature thresholds.
For a good mix you need a lot of plasma and very little oxygen.

>>159829131
Yes, except
>You want to get 100°C < temp <= 250°C
You want above 400°C
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>>159829697
Because your poorly worded sentences make a lot more sense to you?
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>>159829851
>You want above 400°C
Oh. Yup.
Must have misread it.
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>>159829675
>vortio

Shit pomf, you need someone to talk to mate? If so, by all means, I'm usually available.
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>>159830000
mood's fine for the most part, just flat. probably a 6 on a scale of 1-10 but i've got anhedonia that won't go away so my doctor is throwing everything he can think of at it.
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>>159830169
Offer still stands pomf, if you need to talk or anything by all means, go for it, I can listen.

Good luck pal, depression medicine is finicky shit, hope you get through it.
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>>159830409
well feel free to add me on steam then and if the mood hits i'll have somebody other than senaat to bother with my crazymed problems
http://steamcommunity.com/id/pomfpomfd3/
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>>159829851
You've got it backwards, that bit that checks temperatures is for single tank bombs, the pressure checking one is for TTVs
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>>159830169
Hey pomf I recently started anti depressants and I can't cum anymore, this is making me feel worse
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>>159812523
what >>159812705 said, you people are cringey
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>>159830761
welcome to the world of SSRIs, i had a med that made orgasms feel like nothing luckily it went away when i stopped it
>tfw i'm probably going to start it again since i read on a forum that it and another drug combined help with anhedonia
orgasms or the ability to feel emotions, decisions decisions.
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>>159830512
I'll add you tomorrow alright mate, it's like 12 and I'm only browsing on my phone when I should be asleep a long while ago, you can get through this big guy, I know you can.
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>>159831076
alright, goodnight bruv
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>grab a monkey with the grab intent
>frozen in place
Sure hope this isn't one of those Unnoticeable flavor Secret Repo Changesâ„¢
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>>159830761
>and I can't cum anymore
The active ingredient is Viagra is sildenafil citrate. All it does for your penis (for your veins in general, actually) is boost the speed of use of nitric oxide.
Generally speaking, you can boost the speed of use of anything in your body by boosting the amount of it in your body. Exceptions exist, but nitric oxide is not one of them.
The only part of your body that produces nitric oxide is your nose. It does it during exhalation, for whatever reason.

And I shit you fucking not, your nose produces 15 times of much nitric oxide if you HUM WHILE EXHALING air through your nose.
You build up nitric oxide throughout the whole day, so doing that for just a few minutes won't significantly change how much you make,
but if you do that habitually throughout your day it will have a dramatic effect.
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>>159831824
Orgasm isn't related to blood flow, it's related to brain chemistry, which anti-depressants fuck with
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>>159830568
Well, you're right.
So the answer is hidden in the ZAS code and I just found out I'm too stupid to understand that shit.
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>>159832026
I'm not even sure what med we're discussing. Both of those sound like believable effects.
I made that post under the assumption that the med was causing erectile dysfunction.
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>>159831776
Its been buggin me for a while
I hope it gets fixed
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>>159832330
No, it's not that, it's literally an inability to finish
My dick can be hard as fuck, and I can be looking at fetish porn just sick enough for me to be really into it, but no matter how much I beat my dick I just can't finish
It's awful
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>>159833120
Try sticking things up your ass
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Jesus fucking Christ what was going on with Chug that round?
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>>159833120
Have you just started taking them?
When i started taking them, I could actually cum, but i wouldn't feel anything. Like, it would just be a cumshot with no orgasm behind it.

Nowadays (still taking them) i'm hornier than ever and still depressed.
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>>159833346
I'm well versed in ass play, it still doesn't work
>>159833369
>still depressed.
That's what I'm worried about, I'm worried I'm going to have to deal with these pills that make me tired all the time and unable to cum, and talk to a therapist about all my thoughts and problems and at the end of it all I'm still going to want to kill myself
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So nekotoxin got merged ~2 hours ago.
Anyone spread it around yet?
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>>159833442 What's causing the depression in the first place? Poor nutrition?
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>>159833461
is it xenobio or viro?
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>>159833743
Virology, you're looking for Pro-tagonista Syndrome
You also need to get the multiplier >>159812135 to 2 (and ideally 2.3)
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>>159831776
>Secret Repo Changes
Dude the secret repo has never had a single gameplay change that I know of, besides april fools' and halloween
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>>159833808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ_4pnDFZxQ
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>>159831776
>>159832613
Did you make a bug report?
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>>159834457
Nope, no clue how yet. Knock yourself out
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>>159834538
There's a bug report button in-game, or you can post it on Github, but that requires an accout. At least ahelp it.
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>>159820439
*Gore
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>>159829675
>normal borgs IC rules are their lawset.

If that were the case, then why do borgs get banned for killing non-humans without a legitimate reason?
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What if:
>reduce bomb yield by 100%
>remove bombcap (or up it to something generous like 12dev)
That way you can't just reach the current cap effortlessly, you need a good mix to do shit. All the toxin autists get rewarded with 10dev and such for their hard-to-make ultimate bombs too.
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>>159835527
>reduce bomb yield by 100%
Wouldn't that make all bombs duds?
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>>159835796
That'd work too
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>>159829506
>You daft fucker I made a very specific difference between "silicon" and "mech" in my post
Not that Anon, but link and quote where this happened. I can't find it by context.
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>>159835469
It it wasn't the case, how come silicons are considered chained antags that can go wild when purged?
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>>159834352
>>159833808
The only solution is for a road trip across the USA, searching for a place he can belong.
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>>159837985
They are not chained antags. And they "cannot" go wild when purged.
But their actions are an extension of the actions of whoever altered their laws.

Silicons don't kill people. Law makers kill people.
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>>159837985
They are not chained antags. And they "cannot" go wild when purged.
But their actions are an extension of the actions of whoever altered their laws.

Silicons do not kill people. Law makers kill people.
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>>159837985
They are not chained antags. And they "cannot" go wild when purged.
But their actions are an extension of the actions of whoever altered their laws.

Silicons don't kill people. Law makers kill people.
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>>159837985
They are not chained antags. And they "cannot" go wild when purged.
But their actions are an extension of the actions of whoever altered their laws.

Silicons do not kill people. Law makers kill people
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>>159837985
They are not chained antags. And they "cannot" go wild when purged.
But their actions are an extension of the actions of whoever altered their laws.

Silicons do not kill people. Law makers kill people
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>>159837985
They are not chained antags. And they "cannot" go wild when purged.
But their actions are an extension of the actions of whoever altered their laws.

Silicons do not kill people. Law makers kill people
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>>159837985
They are not chained antags. And they "cannot" go wild when purged.
But their actions are an extension of the actions of whoever altered their laws.

Silicons do not kill people. Law makers kill people
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>>159838598
>>159839315
>>159839385
>>159839420
>>159839451
>>159839563
>>159839578
>>159839603
Saying it more often doesn't make you less wrong.
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So when the fuck is xenoarch being updated to the level of xenobio?
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>>159839752
When You Code It
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>>159839702
hello sumguy
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>>159839806
>we """""cannot"""""""""""""""""""""""
what did he mean by this?
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>>159839868
really makes one think
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>>159839806
>>159839868
yreds the poster thats why, he is an autistic fuck
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>tfw the only way to get what you want is to play as a borg
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>>159840237
>get traitor
>rev up those gimmicks
>5 minutes into the shift the other traitor(s) have already emagged all the FUCKING borgs and ordered them to run around and kill people for them
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>>159839868
He thinks it's one guy doing this, and not a bunch of funposters.
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>>159840237
>be nonhuman
>PDA the AI roundstart to say "promis no harm"
>pat the borgs when I see them
>get treated better than a human
>mfw borg pretends not to see me after an antag tells them to kill all nonhumans
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>>159812069

Where is your AR, you fucking leaf?

>tfw no SVT raifu
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what one of you guys is doing this?
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what happened to the last discord server?
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>>159840463
>be nonhuman
>treat EVERYONE nicely
>never overstep or be a shitter
>still get massacred by randoms because lul MUH GAS THE JEWS LMAO xD xD xD xD
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>>159839806
Ask Me Anything
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>tfw you still have to listen to politics even in space
it's fucking over

can we just take a fucking break for a while
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>>159841052
i've got about half a kilogram of potato leftover and it's not enough to make shepherd's pie and don't have anything to make mashed potato to
what can i do with it
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>>159840325
The spam was several people, but the delete/edit/repost thing really is just one guy.
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>>159841097
>found the setting to disable OOC
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>>159841327
But what is this image meant to convey?
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>>159841171
Make a potato soup.
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>>159841605
Bocchi has trouble looking people in the eyes so she goes to her friend for help, who suggests closing her eyes and drawing eyes on her eyelids, so she can look people in the eyes without actually looking at them, to make the process more bearable for her.
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>>159841674
sounds awful
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Where did she go?
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>>159841731
It's not.
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I got the math worked out for testing the final temp for actual tanks, but I can't figure out how to make a formula for theoretical bombs, even with one defined tank.
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>security raids my shuttle because i'm selling a couple weapons that i got legitimately
>they perma me 4no raisins
>escape incredibly easy because the power is out and they didn't take my ID
>nobody mentioned or even noticed the emag i had in a box on the counter in plain sight that the mime sold me
Good thing, too, they were searching DESPERATELY for a reason to valid me
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>>159841846
2many variables for a 2d plot
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That was a wild mime ride, i don't even have the will to type up a greentext.
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Ayyy succeeded on my first tator round after 2+ years of not playing ss13
pretty happy with how it went. Still need to learn how to get robust though.

Thanks Rob Bust
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>>159841854
YOU ARE A GOODFUCK BIRD

KEEP ON FUCKIN' SELLING GOOD SHIKE

t. birb hater
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>>159841846
>but I can't figure out how to make a formula for theoretical bombs
Have you looked at explosion code yet?
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>>159841931
You Alex Jones?
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>>159841945
Yeah, many times. Can't make heads or tails of it though.

The math makes sense looking at it. I know what each function does. It just doesn't make sense trying to calculate things out.
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>>159842009
nah, Darg Soloras. Changed my appearance after that though.
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>>159841854
You might not have seen it but the changling/Traitor sec had set you to arrest.
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>>159841906
The thing is, it's not, if you know what you want the final temp to be. Which should always be something like 374.15, btw

But attempts at plotting don't make sense looking at it.
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>>159842018
It's very simple.
If the pressure inside the tank is greater than 5066.25 kPa, an explosion is created with a devastation range equal to 0.25*((tank_pressure-5066.25)/1013.25)

It's all in tanks.dm.
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>>159842661
That I get. I thought you were talking about zburn().
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>>159842723
What don't you understand about zburn()?
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>>159842661
well
yes
calculating the tank pressure is the less simple bit
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>>159841931
I'm glad that I helped! It was a pleasure working with you. It would have been a painfully boring round if we didn't team up.

I still want to know if they really did get revived or not, that really confused me.
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>>159842784
PV=nRT
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>>159842770
How to find the resulting CO2 mols / leftover plasoxy, the temperature of the gas after the reaction, the pressure, etc.

are you sarahjohnson
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>>159842825
>>
Last round was the best
>Spawn as MoMMI even though I never set it
>Fixed and turned into clown
>All access id
>Steal stuff from captains, die from internal bleeding
>Spend an hour, at the very most over an hour being put into cryo 17 times
>Finally given blood but i still have internal bleeding
>Finally get fixed
>Go and steal weapons and gear from r&d to sell to trader
>Robusted and people steal my stuff
>Get fixed again and repeat the r&d raid
>Fit in for awhile until security chases me
>Keep stunning themselves cause ablative vest
>Panic for my safety and survival, end up killing a sec officer who tazed himself
>Finally get knocked down
>Locked inside a cage but keep disarming security, almost stabbing one with the lethal injection
>Borg takes me away from being killed, leaves me in arrivals
>New sec joins, make up lie
>Takes me into security checkpoint room
>Take stunstick in locker and stun him, another in the process
>Borg steals me away from my request, no one ever told him to stop
>Borg gears me up at request
>Get to shuttle and survive
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Post spesses
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>>159842801
Maybe he got revived and killed again, who knows. Probably just stayed dead though!

Hope to see you again in the future though! Round was fun.
I would've totally rushed and fucked up without some help
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>>159841171
Slice in thin and put it through a dehydrator.
Or cut it into strips and then bake it.
Either way, use lots of coconut oil.
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>>159840925
>be nonhuman
Protip: Trade favors with the AI.

Silicons are a lot more likely to help you when prevent human harm.
Also if you like building cameras for them.
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>>159842770
anon pls
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>>159842853
The resulting CO2 moles are equal to
2*(plasma_moles*(min(oxygen_mols/2,plasma_mols)/plasma_mols))
in which min() returns the smaller of its two arguments.

The leftover plasma is equal to
plasma_moles-min(plasma_moles,(plasma_moles*(min(oxygen_moles/2,plasma_moles)/plasma_moles)*(Clamp((plasma_moles+oxygen_moles)*(fire_firelevel_multiplier*(1/(1+(5*((oxygen_moles/(plasma_moles+oxygen_moles)**2)))))*((plasma_moles+oxygen_moles)/((plasma_moles+oxygen_moles)+nitrogen_moles+carbon_dioxide_moles)))/fire_firelevel_multiplier,0.2,(plasma_moles+oxygen_moles))/(plasma_moles+oxygen_moles)))*3)
in which Clamp() returns the second value if the first value is less than it, returns the third value if the first value is greater than it, and returns the first value otherwise.

The leftover oxygen is equal to
oxygen_moles-min(oxygen_moles,oxygen_moles*Clamp((plasma_moles+oxygen_moles)*(fire_firelevel_multiplier*(1/(1+(5*((oxygen_moles/(plasma_moles+oxygen_moles)**2)))))*((plasma_moles+oxygen_moles)/((plasma_moles+oxygen_moles)+nitrogen_moles+carbon_dioxide_moles)))/fire_firelevel_multiplier,0.2,(plasma_moles+oxygen_moles))/(plasma_moles+oxygen_moles))

No, I'm not SarahJohnson.
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Is there any reason why toxinmens don't pass their resulting plasma+combustion product mix through a gas filter to get only hot plasma?
The gas filter should preserve temperature innit?
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>>159845067
Because they're scrubs who want to fuck uptheir hot tank.

>>159844946
Pic related
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>>159842853
The final temperature of the gas mixture equals
((gas_mixture_starting_temperature*gas_mixture_starting_heat_capacity)+fire_fuel_energy_release*plasma_moles)/gas_mixture_heat_capacity

The pressure equals
total_moles*8.314*current_temperature/volume

Anything else you need to know?
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>>159845323
No actually, that helps a lot.

Thanks anon.
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>>159845162
>want to fuck uptheir hot tank.
Why would having pure plasma in the hot tank fuck it up?
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>>159845392
Nonono, I'm saying people who don't filter shit are the scrublords.

Filters are kind of shit though, you should be using heat exchangers instead.
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>>159845067
You can't cram a tank over 1013kPa while doing that, so you end up with less moles.
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>The heads of staff managed to stop the revolution!
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>>159843090
This is a high-tier screencap.
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> ALLIGATORS in ATVs
> fire plasma flood
> it was rev
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>>159845486
It's a taaaaaaad bit more complicated than that. You actually CAN get more than 1013, but you have to either precombust, or do a trick involving temperatures.
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>>159845531
i should have brought the atmos tech in first, that was my first mistake, i got greedy, managed to survive though in the end
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>>159845486
>You can't cram a tank over 1013kPa while doing that
You can though, you just fill your tank most of the way up with pure hot plasma and then top it off with a little cold oxygen.
Filling the tank with a plasma/CO2 mix to start with wouldn't have any benefit.
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>>159845486
Aren't you limited to 1013 kPa whatever you do?
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>>159845564
>>159845595
That's my point, you need to do in-tank combustion for best results
Preheating the plasma outside the canister to get around the in-tank combustion results in shit plasma
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>go paramedic to be helpful
>mime is dead
>suit up for space walk
>plasma everywhere
I didn't want to be a hero anyways
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>trapped in my office
>discover it was the communists again
>pray to my ancestors for help against this threat and elminate it like they once did
>eventually get teled to engineering to escape zad hell
>don atmos harsuit
>eat hyperzine
>spend 25 minutes running around finding only a few terrified survivors
>accidently kill them a single stun
>never see a single communst
>SMELELELELE
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>>159845686
>Paramedic
You're the asshole who broke into Xenobio and got me killed, you jackass. If you wanted to leave you could have just fucking asked instead of breaking my window for fuck's sake.
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>>159845648
No, you're not. You can ignite gases inside a tank and you also can add a hot gas to an extremely cold one to make it expand beyond 1013.
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>>159845648
see
>>159845595
>>159845564

>>159845680
To get the best plasma, you need a lot of mols at large temps. I haven't figured out the best way to do that, but trying out one-tanks is gonna be your best bet.
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>>159843090
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>>159845759
Hey, I had no idea that would happen. I apologize.
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>>159845763
>large temps
How large? Because I've hit the bomb cap using plasma that was just over 100 Celsius.
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>>159845763
>I haven't figured out the best way to do that,
Ask that MoMMI that pressurized space tiles.
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>>159845886
For onetanks you need a bunch of mols at 400C or more.
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>>159817306
Hey man, I'm fine. A lot of times I talk about how I'm going to stalk and murder Niggly or Xevonix or etc, so I figured what I said wouldn't be taken so seriously, especially so late at night when there are less of us on.

I was overwhelmingly wrong.
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>>159845763
>>159845761
well it seems the best thing would be to pre-heat the plasma in the burn chamber, filter the hot plasma, and use that filtered hot plasma for some in-tank combustion
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>>159845993
>filters

Bad. Bad bomblad. Use heat exchangers.
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>>159846062
What's wrong with filters?
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>>159846201
They're slow and stop working once the output reaches 4500 kPa.
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>>159845587
"survive"
Your entire team was dead and had it not bbben because I refused to die and got a deathsquad called, you would have died too, Slate.
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>>159807392
Hey guys. #1 REV here. Plasma FLOODS ARE FUCKING EPIK LOL.
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>>159846516
Rev squad was a mistake, we got found out and we ran out of options.
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>>159845993
Yes, for a real bomb you want hot plasma instead of that shitty burn mix. It also does a way better job of transferring heat because of it's higher heat capacity.
>>
Is it a bug that as a borer you lose some (but not all) of your abilities once you leave your host?

How are you supposed to lay eggs if you gotta relearn that shit every time?
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>>159846425
warden and at least another officer i know were fine, and i shit on one death squad member. I was doing fine all the way up until the last second before the round ended
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>>159847039

How did you know those 2 at the beginning were rev? Great job btw.
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>it took 20 fucking days for someone to notice you can't move while grabbing a mob
Grab is that shit for everything except table/windowlock, huh?
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>>159847032
just lay a couple eggs right after you're born
you can get in a monkey to get chems if the xenobiologist isn't there
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>>159847039
I think that it was just a race to the finish then.
Man, what a shit round, trust me, I don't like blasma :DDDD as much as the same guy, but I had to try and I didn't have any time.
>>159847251
PDA messages that we sent to each other.
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>>159826803
>>159827390
At least SOMEONE has the grace to step down quietly instead of cause a load of drama around it.
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>>159827390
>MrPain is the last backup Aurx
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>>159847318
it was close, you were the fucking terminator, watching you destroy the HOP through the window was like a horror movie.
>>
Fucking remove raiders please

No one enjoys this shit
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>vox raiders murder people
>"we won!" in death chat

my sides were in stitches
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>>159847838
I had fun

t. raider
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>When the game breaks.

Also how the fuck did we kill someone?
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>spend multiple rounds in atmos making bombs
>try the job roulette just to have fun
>LOL ENJOY ATMOS
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>>159847859
One guy got killed accidently, cry about it.
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>>159847838
I enjoy this shit.
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>>159847908
Oh yeah im crying

with laughter
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>>159847875
>mined asteroid
>steal part no one uses

wow well antagged
exciting and fun
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>>159847895
doesnt matter since they murdered

if you cant do your shit without murdering as a vox raider you're no more than a syndicate
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>>159848080
Please see the other part of my post.

>Also how the fuck did we kill someone?
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>>159848038
> no one uses
yeah, i forgot about the 40 uranium in the vault to make it interesting
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>>159848038
Not my fault it's nearly impossible not to lose a crew member in an actual raid, I think that does need to be fixed somehow. Either change the objective or make it easier for the raiders to escape.
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>>159848038
they didnt even mine it. they just stole from the miner after killing them
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>>159848038
>see that the generator was missing
>yell about birds for a moment and grab the backup

Shitty objective.
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>>159848172
They're called vox raiders, not vox miners.
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>>159848193
It is because once you notice something is missing, the birds are already on their way home.
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>>159848230
i successfully mined diamonds as a vox raider before, aint hard.

if they havent ambushed the miner and got the uranium they got they would have been wiped out since everyone was coming.

or at leas tthe round would have been delayed longer
>>
Real talk though, Raiders need at least a mandatory kidnap objective, or a shit-ton of steal X objectives as opposed to just 2.

And just add some wierd shit to the steal list, like solar panels or the cool armour in the armory.
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>>159845783
wew I made this gif! I'll make them more fluid in the future or learn how to make small sized webms cause honestly it's fairly easy to do these while Observing
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>>159848403
yeah i agree. kidnap objective should be a thing.

stealing an engine and materials are the easiest objectives of all time, since both are in relatively unmonitored areas
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>>159848509
The kidnap objective IS a thing (or at least was, last time I saw it was a while ago.) but it should be a definite objective every time.
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>>159848572
And it should always be a Head or the Captain.
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>>159848641
Or multiple lesser staff, like; 'Capture X Engineers' or doctors, etc.
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>>159847895
You needed 20u of the reagent uranium.

And you can't let 5 humans die, doesn't matter how.
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>>159848403
Give them Traitor steal objectives as well.
Above all else, we need to give them tools that'll actually allow them to go non-lethal. The ones they have are barely ever used because anyone who actually tries to mount a defense is going to be almost entirely immune to them.
>>
>"capture x engineers"
>pull the ebow
>'alright faggot nobody"
>scrub glove'd
>1hit railgun'd
>toss your corpse out an airlock
>don't even report it to security
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>>159848742
>reagent uranium

Well then it needs to be clear whether solid or liquid material is needed.

>And you can't let 5 humans die, doesn't matter how.

As in across the entire station, 5 human's can't die, even if it's not the Vox that do it?
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>>159848164
>Either change the objective or make it easier for the raiders to escape.
Only one Raider needs to escape alive.

You don't even need to fetch the bodies, it checks to see if their *ghosts* are on the skipjack.

>>159848961
>As in across the entire station, 5 human's can't die, even if it's not the Vox that do it?
Yup. The code that checks how people died is really sketchy and inconsistent.
It's really easy to kill people without it tracking it to you, if you want to.

So, to prevent Raiders from loophole murderboning, it cares about all deaths.
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>>159848906
eh that's retarded

Still, the spirit of the game is wrong.
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>>159848780
this is what would happen basically
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>>159848961
>Well then it needs to be clear whether solid or liquid material is needed.
AKSHUALLY
It's solid even as a reagent.
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>>159849165
Corollary:

If the ghosts aren't on the skipjack diona'd, posibrain'd, logged off, haunted someone interesting... you'll fail the objective. Even if you fetch the bodies.
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>>159848038
but I get to be my fursona and do some ebin grey tides without getting a note about it
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>>159849978
what the fuck is a zuhayr
>>
if you achieve your wizard objectives with mindswap you basically are claiming you suck at wizard, since nobody is ever going to detain both people so you're playing a coinflip at what people do .

that or they'll just watch people murder each other and do nothing, its almost impossible to lose as a mindswap wizard
>>
remember guys, wizz can be fun
>>159850089
except for this guy right here
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>>159848961
>it needs to be clear whether solid or liquid material is needed.
If at ANY point the game means sheet, it will use the word sheet.
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>>159850089
>going to godtide a bit
>run into a friend
>lad in wiz robes runs up
>whispers GINYU CAPAN
>both him and my friend fall over
>VALIDS
>space the body of the friend
>actual friend survives
>>
>>159850061
pseudonym of the non-binary meat popsicle that created Vox©
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>>159850165
Mindswap letting you just put people to sleep when?
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>>159850128
>mindswap is fun

everyone laugh at this guy

point and laugh. its literally 2-3 people participating while the rest just decide "im not bothering since i dont want to be mindswapped"

>>159850165
this is the correct response, but nobody ever does it. everyone just helps both of them up as if it isnt obvious one of them is evil.

I think people are genuinely afraid of being banned for killing the innocent when honestly thats the only way to win, that or detain them both
>>
> last raider round
>randomly get tazed while on the outer part of the roid
>nothing happens and I walk away

apparently Oberoth the borg fired the shot, wonder if it was actually patrolling there or if the electrode flew from space or something
>>
Wizard spell
Costs all points
Everyone's mind is inserted into somebody else's randomly
Person inserted into wizard gets 3 random spells
Walk a mile in someone else's static, right?
>>
Who is your least liked female static?

I'm going to go with Brynn Burns.
>>
I'm going to let you in on a little secret for how to help win malf. ANYONE can help out with this, even a humble botanist or janitor, and it doesn't involve robusting a borg or soloing the AI core.

Cut APCs. Get some gloves, get your wirecutter and screwdriver, and just go nuts. Every time you cut an APC that means
>Harder for AI to see what's going on
>AI can't hear things through radios
>AI can't shock or doorcrush anyone in that area, or even lock them down with bolts
>If the AI plasmafloods, it won't flood in that room, preventing plasma spread
>Prevents other AI mischief like blowing up chem dispensers, fucking with computers, and borgs from recharging in that room

Every time you cut off a room's power, you're sapping the AI's ability to control you.
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>>159850826
Megurine Luka
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>>159850826
Literally who?

>>159850925
Meg's okay. No static is good but "she's" just a meme static anyway, harmless.

Alice Conrad is trash subhuman. Fuck her.
>>
>>159850663
THAT would be a good example of mindswap
to be honest I dont understand why mindswap has a short Cooldown, regardless of upgrading it. there should be a moment where you have to defend yourself or convince others, not "oh i just run around a bit and mindswap again"
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>>159850923
Great idea, but then the room's power is fucked.
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>>159851017
you don't need power in that room for anything but disposals which aren't important unless the plasmaflood is already there

if you want to use a machine like a dispenser or robotics control, you're better off dragging it into maint where things are MUCH MUCH safer
>>
>decide not to get a hardsuit at start of shift
>plasmaflood
every time

EVERY fucking time
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>>159850663
Optimally dead or crit people wouldn't be eligible
>>
In areas where you really need the power you could disassemble the cameras instead.
>>
>[19:20:03]GAME: <span class='notice'>Clown (kolith) has used Chemistry Cleaner containing 250u of Space Lube.</span> (<A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=231;Y=228;Z=1'>JMP</a>)
>[19:20:03]GAME: <span class='notice'>Clown (kolith) has used Chemistry Cleaner containing 240u of Space Lube.</span> (<A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=231;Y=234;Z=1'>JMP</a>)
>[19:20:05]GAME: <span class='notice'>Clown (kolith) has used Chemistry Cleaner containing 230u of Space Lube.</span> (<A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=231;Y=237;Z=1'>JMP</a>)
>[19:21:27]GAME: <span class='notice'>Clown (kolith) has used Chemistry Cleaner containing 220u of Space Lube.</span> (<A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=231;Y=237;Z=1'>JMP</a>)
>[19:21:28]GAME: <span class='notice'>Clown (kolith) has used Chemistry Cleaner containing 210u of Space Lube.</span> (<A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=231;Y=236;Z=1'>JMP</a>)
>[19:21:29]GAME: <span class='notice'>Clown (kolith) has used Chemistry Cleaner containing 200u of Space Lube.</span> (<A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=231;Y=234;Z=1'>JMP</a>)
>[19:21:30]GAME: <span class='notice'>Clown (kolith) has used Chemistry Cleaner containing 190u of Space Lube.</span> (<A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=231;Y=230;Z=1'>JMP</a>)
>[19:21:32]GAME: <span class='notice'>Clown (kolith) has used Chemistry Cleaner containing 180u of Space Lube.</span> (<A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=231;Y=228;Z=1'>JMP</a>)
>[19:21:33]GAME: <span class='notice'>Clown (kolith) has used Chemistry Cleaner containing 175u of Space Lube.</span> (<A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=231;Y=222;Z=1'>JMP</a>)

>[19:24:45]SAY: Clown/Kolith (@269,199,1) As Galactic Common : HELP SEC KILLING ME

http://game.ss13.moe/logs/2016/11-November/09-Wednesday.log

Wonder what I would find if I REALLY logdived.
>>
>>159852568
Ban he
You can actually die from space lube slips. Burns your skin off.
>>
>>159852636
Lube isn't bannable, just makes you valid
Let's not have this discussion again
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>>159852695
>[19:24:45]SAY: Clown/Kolith (@269,199,1) As Galactic Common : HELP SEC KILLING ME

This should be though. It's one thing to spray lube, it's another to cry about it when you get your ass kicked.
>>
>>159852636
POST IT
IN
THE
FORUMS
Oh wait, you can't
because you're banned there aren't you?
You autistic waifu shitter
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>>159852732
What in fucking common chat? Fuckin please anon, sure it's shitter behavior, but this is the worst you can find?

Disappointing.
>>
>>159852810
what makes you say im a waifu shitter?
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>>159852852
Because you're obviously Solarious who plays nothing but shit tier waifus.
>>
>>159852814
Also, this is just what I found at first. I'll do more logdiving when the round is over.
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>>159852695
>(You)
>non antag griff is fine, I'm valid now so it's fine
>What, that doesn't help you because you're dead now? Oh no, that's too bad! Honk! :^)
>>
>>159852921
Nope! Not him at all.
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>>159853034
>Slipping people is literally murder you guys!
>>
>>159853158
>>159853158
A slide from bridge to escape will literally kill you, yes.
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>>159852636
This is why I'm afraid to do anything sketchy ever in this game. Even like closing a space broom closet and filling it with N2O or something. And I always have this urge to grief or maim or murder so I have to play Colonial Marines because I never get fucking picked to be the antag in normal SS13 rounds.
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>>159853158
A slide from chapel to derelict will literally kill you, yes.
>>
>>159853348
How do you make a slip turn so that you can reach escape from brig?
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>>159853158
A slide from arrivals to the snowmap will literally kill you, yes.
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>>159853034
Take it to the forums then
or A H E L P
You accomplish literally nothing by shitposting in the general if you want something done.
Know how FBB got deadminned? Because they fucking posted in the forums
Know how Dylan got removed? Forums
No admins time4griff shitters? Forums
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Shitty meme static names that haven't been taken yet
>Ed G.
>Phono Razin
>Y. Foo
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>>159853634
Hello sumguy
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>>159853158
A slide from /vg/station to TGstation will literally kill you, yes.
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>>159853595
no admins on

Anyway, I'm taking it to the forums after a moment. Still need more logs, this isn't the first time he's done this kind of thing.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcJjMnHoIBI
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>>159853861
check yesterday morning for when he set up his metabuddy carsh with tajaran medical tools and catbeast magic'd him onto the station with literally no communication on the server.
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>>159853992
METASTATUS: COMMUNICATED
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REMOVE KOLITH remove kolith
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>>159853860
>Clowns rigging up ghetto drop pods with lube and lockers to shoot brave MoMMI soldiers and Vox prisoners through the time space continuum into tg to eradicate the ligger menace
WHEN
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The intuitive solution is to admin Carshalash.
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>>159854380
>signing the serb's death certificate
oh please god no, this guy is a salt-mine shitter on par with kolith
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WHAT WAS WRONG WITH CHUG
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The old guard has mostly left, the server has fallen to the shitters now
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>>159854560
literal 18 year old shitters are taking over, how did this happen?
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>>159854636
The old guard mostly left, you gotta learn to listen Lou.
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>>159854492
Im too suicidal to do shit right now senpai, not even thicc makes me happy right now.
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SHOULDNT HAVE BANNED 2HOTDOGS.
YOUR COMMUNITY WAS DYING FROM LACK OF WRITEFAGS WHEN HE JOINED AND YOU BANNED HIM AND DRIVE AWAY ALL HIS FRIENDS, THE INTELLIGENT USERS FROM THIS SERVER
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>>159854854
how long has it been?
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>>159855182
F-from what, anon?
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>ITS OK TO GRIEF IT ONLY MAKES U VALID XDDD DDD DDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD DDDD D DD DDD
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>>159855478
itself, and no it isn't.
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Is it safe?
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>>159855507
How do you crack a safe anyways?

I know you need a stethoscope and like 40 minutes, but what do you do?
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>>159855478
>>159855506
Is it safe?
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>>159855507
>>159855563
Yes...it's safe.
It's VERY safe.
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>>159855537
>Not being able to crack a safe without any knowledge or practice within ten minutes
Fucking casuals

I still remember when the safe was added, that and the messaging server password
The last time I can remember something being added that actually made stealing fun
Does it still just contain a dumb ass katana?
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>>159855876
Is it safe?
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>>159855908
>Does it still just contain a dumb ass katana?
The asteroid has safes with spell books and staves of change.
Also you can get katanas from virology now.

Also also, safes are great for hiding the disk.
Nuke Ops never take the safe off the z-level to get the disk out.
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>>159856036
>The asteroid has safes
Let me guess, they're lazily thrown into 2x2 boxes that spawn in the rocks, maybe with some simple hostile mobs thrown in
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>>159850826
I hate all of them on some level, even mine, but Reica has a special place in hell
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>>159856705
Pretty much. And according to miners, this is what makes Mining so """""exciting""""" and if you want to even TOUCH mining code to change this to something else, then you're ruining mining forever and shouldn't even be allowed to code.

t. Mining main who's bored of muh pokemans and muh roid ""loot""
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Okay so let me get this straight

I can login to vgstation

grab me a chemsprayer

fill it to the brim with lube

and lube everything? And my only punishment is in-game death?

Sounds pretty good to me
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>>159856804
definitely, but if you keep doing it over and over you may catch a science ban

no way you'll ever get banned if you can do it as clown though. The station deserves it if they let a clown get access to a sprayer AND dispenser.
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>>159856804
In game death, and hatred from the entire community if they find out your Ckey, + if you do it and it gets someone killed, or if you do it LITERALLY EVERY ROUND/EVERY OTHER ROUND/realaly often, you will get banned, no questions asked. Don't be a dick, that's literally rule 0.
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>>159856879
>Don't be a dick, that's literally rule 0.
good to know that admins are exempt from rule 0
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>>159856778
lavaland when
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>>159856913
admins at this point are exempt from all the rules basically, i know, it's disgusting
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>>159856778
Literally got changed 3 days ago.
Those safes used to be empty.
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>>159856952
And?
All that did is perpetuate the dogshit. I don't want safes inside tiny rooms tucked into the roid, I want something that actually poses a challenge other than needing a PKA, a Diamond Plebdrill, and half a brain.
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>>159857013
Code it or go to a different server.
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>>159856778
>>159857013
Have you tried going Xenoarch and finding large artifacts?
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>>159857013
Giving miners free magic spells is easy

Making original content is hard
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>>159857013
Giving miners free magic spells is easy

Making original content is hard
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>admins friend covers the station in stacks of bananas as non-antag
>doesn't get banned
>not even a note
>rule 0: dont be a dick
>singlehandedly got the shuttle called as a non-antag
>dont be a dick
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>>159857079
>w-when you c-code it!!

Fuck off Coders. I don't know who thought it was a good idea to plant the idea in your head that you weren't the rest of the community's bitches, but the fact of the matter is you are. Stop being retards and fix the shit you're expected to fix, or stop fucking coding. The github is not your personal playground for retarded shit, and just because you do it for free doesn't make you heroes, it makes you retarded and more than likely, shitty coders who can't get a real job.

>>159857091
Yes, it's boring as fuck.
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>>159856036
>The asteroid has safes with spell books and staves of change.

Did they finally put something in those safes? Last time I tried it there was nothing in there.
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>>159857151
calling the shuttle and mass clowning are not being a dick
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>2 emagged borgs
>Nobody knows what's happened
>Borgs are chill dudes
[Screams Internally]
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>>159857236
State. Variables. Primitive types. Conditionals. Loops. Subroutines. Objects. Inheritance.
These are LITERALLY the only thing you need to know about to code.
And most of those can be fully described with three sentences at most!

The only other which you *need* to be familiar with are syntax and libraries.
Both of which are language dependent. And can be looked up while coding.

Coding well can get complicated, but coding is easy.

>>159857504 c >>159856952
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>>159857749
Did they just choose not to murderbone or was that an order?
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>>159857151
Deadmin request it or some shit I guess.
>>159857721
Clowns get away with a fair bit of niggery. Not sure why.
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>MD
>find out CMO changed the virologist's appearance into a blue-haired monkeyman
>revenge prank
>find the CMO hiding and do the same thing to him, now is annoying waifu hair, but since the CMO is a grey it doesn't do much
>he flashes me and dunks me
>i retrieve chloral and dunk him even harder, straight into disposals
>guilt-trip the HoP into making me new CMO out of pity
>replace CMO
>do much better job thank you very much
>CMO is absent all round, but i'm here all round, cloning tons of people, healing tons of people, being all around great
>oh boy, round's ending, shuttle comes
>make some teraco drug, very debiliating but safe with alkysine
>in cockpit of escape shuttle with every other head
>shuttle sent, in transit now
>enemy CMO appears
>he starts flashing me
>feed him 3 teracos
>that'll keep him down a while
>but not forever
>raymond ray yells "ALLAHU AKHBAR"
>CMO unbuckles from his chair to crawl over and flash me
>i'm in the opposite corner of raymond
>raymond explodes
>entire front window explodes, everyone who wasn't gibbed in the initial explosion flies out
>CMO flies out
>i'm still buckled in
>stay until shuttle lands
>aliens and spider queens are eating everyone in the room below, my leg is broken, everyone is dead
>but i'm a diona with 200 units of hyperzine and 90 units of synaptizine so it's a-ok
>crawl out
>spacewalk
>diamond drill into centcomm proper
>safe at last from Zachary Hensha
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>>159856950
sick proofs bro
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>>159857236
>I don't know who thought it was a good idea to plant the idea in your head that you weren't the rest of the community's bitches, but the fact of the matter is you are
We're really not. The vast majority of people like you who complain about this shit can't even be bothered to make a Github account and vote on PRs, so you don't affect whether our stuff gets merged. You don't pay us, so you don't affect our compensation. You have no power over us. There's really nothing you can do except sit in the thread and cry about stuff not going your way.

People who code for /vg/station do it because we enjoy doing it. We're going to code what we like to code, period.
What this means is that if you want something coded, and none of the existing coders thinks it's a fun idea, then the only way it's going to get coded is if you do it yourself.

That's just the way it is.
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>>159857151
Nannerocalypse isn't though. If you feel rump rustled, stop shitposting and put up a ban request. If you feel that sn't handled properly you can headmin appeal it.
Learn to pacid chem sprayer

>>159857834
Dunno. It wasn't hurting that someone was turning like 1/4 of the crew into what I found out at round end was the emaggers name. I guess they never got a specific order so they decided to not be kids that get

>>159857886
Glad you made it. Fuck shitters that throw flashbangs right before dock just to get their shuttle griff valids.
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>admins trying to force the new nekotoxin virus through the secret panel

Jokes on you, the secret panel only makes virus traits with a level 1 strength, so you can never go full nyaa without some additional work
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>>159857886
>diona players

I didnt even play that round but fuck you
Hyperzine and other chems ultra-toxic to diona when?
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Fresh lewds

http://pastebin.com/eHnzJD3W
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>>159857984
When is the last time an admin has been banned for something? Can you even think of a time an admin has banned another for anything other than a joke?

Do you think thats a coincidence, or the obvious fact that admins are above the law.
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>>159858001
Custom virus button can make it evolve instantly and have a 100% proc chance. If all it does it turn you into an animu waifu, I don't know what else you need.
Also,
>VV the mob
>Go into the virus
>Go into the anime symptom
>Edit strength
Wow that was hard
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>>159858050
Not him, but I've seen admins ban themselves before in acknowledgement that they fucked up.

That's essentially the only way you CAN ban an admin, since even banned admins can unban themselves with their admin permissions.

I've never seen an active admin banned by another admin, only former admins.
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>>159858050
Pain said not even an hour ago that it might be time for another culling following the recent complaints posted in the complaint threads.
Pain doesn't react to anonymous unproven shitposting in the thread, so why complain here and not in the forums?
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>>159858050
One of em slips up at least once every 2 months or so. More often it's just butthurt metagrudge because they can recognize the ckey. You can tell by how many ban requests for them there are
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>>159857984
When is the last time an admin has been banned for something? Can you even think of a time an admin has banned another for anything other than a joke?

Do you think thats a coincidence, or the obvious fact that admins are above the law.
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>>159858076
It happens. Like half the active admins have gotten dinged at some point or another in the last 2 years. You just haven't been around a lot or at least not paying attention.
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>>159858026
>toxic
>TOXIC
>TOXINS
>DIONA
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>>159858178
You're right, let's make them unable to synthesize chemicals instead :)
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OCEAN MAN
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It's nice to facilitate someone's gimmick, especially when you enjoy it.
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>>159858235
I'M WAVING MY DICK IN THE WIND
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>>159858198
>>159858026
Boot holsters with floral somatorays for every man woman and manchild aboard when?
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Should grues have dark skin, to make it more difficult for players to see and fight them in the dark, or pale skin, which would make sense biologically and make it easier for players to see them in the dark?
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>Yahir having to pull a pistol on some syndicate shit, after his bomb didn't blow up and wanted to murder and maim
>after already having to tell a mime to piss off for the thousandth time, and the corpse pile just keeps going up as nobody has bothered to set up power

I want a picture of a grey like pic related
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Hyun you toxic banbaiting shitcunt I was setting up a self-sufficient mini-medbay in dorms. Do the world a favor and go slip and kill yourself on the ice some time.
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>>159858320
people shit on yahir a lot, but desu he's one of the best players here and if you dont get on his bad side hes a good person to have by your side when the fecal matter hits the oscillating air cooling device
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>>159858270
Holy shit, I forgot somatorays affected dionae.

That's fucking glorious.
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Someone post a who list, and an Adminwho list.
I want to see if (You) are still playing and I am too afraid of logging in to find out on my own..
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>>159858376
Basically yahir's great until he gets maximum [Triggered] from all the stress and frustration of faggots being faggots.

>>159858454
I was. Went derelict mommi and played with pipes cause there was no point in keeping building with the minimedbay in such a small never visited nook. Now i'm just offline working on my tsci coord list since I never updated it when we got 510x510 map
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>>159858454
Apologyman
BoosterRooster
Caveexplorer
Dattinderbox
DeadPoolJ
Fritz Nighteyes
Ghostlero
Ikissu
Kavlax
Mepper
Pma
Relegated
Sage of Light
Scalymanfish
SerWind
TheMegaGoat

Current Admins (1):
Kavlax is an I AM. THE LAWSET.
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>>159858525
>(You) aren't there
Maybe some other time...
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>>159858525

FIRST, PLACE
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>>159858687
I completely butchered that roster, they're probably online for all I know

I thought you were avoiding someone and wanted to fuck with you desu
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>Intigracy quickly rises in rank and is now co-headmin along with pain
>Aurx is being poisoned by Intigracy so that he can take over as headmin

HE IS AN INFILTRATOR CAN'T YOU SEE?!
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>>159858819
You do know Aurx was a tg headmin for ages right?
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>>159858687
Just log in and check! Nobody will know!
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>>159858819
>Intigracy just quit and Aurx is no where to be seen
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>>159858982
Oh god. IT WAS PAIN ALL ALONG! He forced Intigracy into headmin so that he would burn out then he killed aurx to take over.
Then he is going to ban k*lith and make space great again.
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>tfw you dig through the logs looking for the ckeys of characters you enjoyed playing with so you can know who to idolize as being the saviors of /vg/
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>>159859657
>tfw they always random
>tfw you pick up on their habits so you know bob even when he's not bob or it's a forced random
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>>159844946
Same anon as before. Hope you're still here.

The equations for the resulting amounts of plasma and oxygen aren't making sense. Are you sure they're right?
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>>159859909
What are you using for the fire_firelevel_multiplier variable?
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>>159860020
Apparently it's 15?

I'm trying to figure out the ratio of plasma/oxygen to have the remaining levels of both gases be 0.
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>>159859880
>tfw bob is never coming back
rip in piss ill never forget your flan obsession and hilarious shittery
you were like a tolerable, more interest sawbones
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>>159860065
Saw him like 2 weeks ago
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>>159859657
>tfw I probably won't know if senpai noticed me since I play a few statics
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>>159860235
whos urr senpai xD
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>>159860043
>Apparently it's 15?
Where did you get that figure? ZAS.txt in config-example says it's 25.
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/blob/Bleeding-Edge/config-example/ZAS.txt#L7

But also, since it's a config file, the actual server could have a different number, in which case you'd have to ask someone with secret repo access to look at the ZAS.txt in the secret repo.
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>>159860316
Every admin I've asked on server says it's 15, but I'll ask around.

Still getting negative results when trying to solve for p though.
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>>159860360
I might have missed a parenth, or omitted a part of the equation that I thought to be unnecessary at the time but actually was.

It'd probably be easiest for you to just replicate the zburn() code in another language and have the program calculate the final result for you.
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/blob/Bleeding-Edge/code/ZAS/Fire.dm#L270

It's really not hard. Everything in zburn() is simple math and variables, and every variable can either be traced to more math and variables, or a solid number.
It's just that there's a LOT of steps in the resulting equation, so trying to put it all on one line is kind of shitty.
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>>159860360
It's roughly 1 to 2 plasma to oxygen. Dirty ratio's can outperform that in a fixed volume under certain conditions.
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>>159860512
Yeah, I'm sorry, but if I could convert it myself, I wouldn't be asking for help.
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>>159860562
Do you not know how to code?
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>>159860519
I really don't want "roughly" though, you know?
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>>159860654
Not really.

>But just learn how!
Takes up so much time to learn how to code in a new language, man.
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>>159860704
If you don't know how to code, how could you know how much time it would take to learn?
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>>159860718
Because I know I am not a smart man.
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>>159860562
I won't be able to try until next week at the earliest, sorry. I'll let you know when I have something, though.
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>>159860704
Haha what are you for real? It takes maybe a day to figure out how the syntax works, and all the caveats of the language will come to you as you progress into more complex things.

If you have a good base of coding skill, applying that logic and manner of thinking to another language only takes a very short time.
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>>159860768
What's your ckey? I don't always lurk the thread, so I might miss it if you post something here.
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>>159860745
It's really not difficult to get the basics down.
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>>159860796
What's YOUR ckey?
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>>159860798
I've tried before. Didn't go well.

>>159860813
DeadPoolJ, duh
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>>159860796
>>159860813
What's MY ckey?
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>>159860836
You're STILL trying to get Toxins down? I was giving you lessons last year.

But anyway, I'll put a program together and let you know when I've got something.
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>>159860839
I'm inclined to say SarahJohnson or Shadowmech88, but I know Sarah wouldn't be this helpful.
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>>159860836
>I've tried before. Didn't go well.
Well, you managed to almost overhaul the R-UST, that's something right? You got all the way to the PR stage, that's farther than most people make it.
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>>159860870
I took long breaks for other jobs and IRL. Now that I've played with Atmos a lot more, I'm wanting to try my hand at this again.
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>>159860908
Man, Cael's a nice lad, but that code is ridiculous.. I had almost everything working too, it was bloody glorious, but if I'm gonna start that up again, I gotta start from square one.
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>>159860965
BLOWOUT SOON, STALKER
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>>159860870
Forgot to ask. What's your ckey?
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>>159861434
You already guessed it.
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>>159861485
Thought so, lad.
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>>159860664
It's clean but it has to burn down, like everything else which isn't the case because ttv's only burn 3 times then use that value
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>try to become a monkey doctor
>accidentally become a little greyling
everything went better than expected
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>>159861515
>but it has to burn down
Why doesn't the first call to zburn() use up all the plasma and oxygen?
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>tfw everyone's getting into newbie coding and overhauling shit but i'm getting stumped by the process of adding something i thought would be pretty simple

fug, am i retartet?
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>>159861564
Why doesn't a house instantaneously turn to ash? Cause it's a process. Read zburn, it toasts roughly 70% of it per pass

>>159861575
Just do tutorials in a common language and do stuff with it.
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>>159861528
greylings and the new skeleton and plasmaman monkey forms are fucking CUTE
>>
Gary Tide's not so bad.
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I want to rework the music system and add new songs to the jukebox. What am I in for?
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>>159861681
No response from pomf
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>>159861681
can't, you have to get pomf to add shit to the secret repo to do that

good luck ifr you still want to try
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>>159861681
>rework the music system

How
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>be mildly successful paramedic
>one MD says they'll take care of cryomix
>dies
>chemistry cranks out a mix and a decent array of pills
>dead MD is blamed as traitor
>after being interrogated for awhile, she has all limbs removed
>Captain dresses her up as a nun
>have a short ceremony in the chapel
>hose down the ghetto morgue with welder fuel
>burn the MD stump alive
>half the crew gets ZAS'd by the pressure
>die, but get defibbed and fixed immediately
>doing my thing looking for injured sensors
>someone reports the janitor in maint by the chapel
>grab the janitor
>just some lung damage and cracked/bleeding skull
>spend several minutes patching him up
>defib
>whoops low blood
>interface fails, can't clone
>shove in the morgue and take his sweet janicart keys and galoshes
>get some booze at the bar
>drink and drive all over
>blob is called
>go out an airlock and find the back of the blob
>no guns
>come back, get more booze
>almost stay and fight the blob when the shuttle arrives
>decided against it because no more booze in the bar
>already grabbed a laser rifle
>roll up to the shuttle
>some asshat breaks a hole in it
>most people fly out before I get over there
>act as the cork of the shuttle and prevent others from flying out
>drink the booze on the shuttle while firing my laser into space yelling about space commies
That was a great round
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How long does it usually take for R&D to acquire the highest tier of machine stock parts?
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>>159862217
About 4 minutes max if they are competent and doing their fucking job.
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>>159862217
As long as it takes you to get them minerals. If you weren't a shitty duplicate job you'd be able to get your own minerals, do your own research, and upgrade and build machines.
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>>159862431
But they can literally do all of that if they take a trip to technical storage.
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>>159862491
Still can't make them without uranium
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>>159862217
>>159862431
>>159862638
faggots like you are why I give mechanics all my minerals and give sci nothing
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>>159861706
Fix the music resetting all the time when you enter new areas at least
improve directional sound for jukebox at best
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>>159862739
You are the kind of man we need anon, Godspeed, starve the science fags up.
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>>159862792
Ask about it in the coding discord
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>>159862739
>Waaah gibe research (Which you could do right away as a sci
>Waaah gibe minerals (Which you could go mine immediately by yourself)
>Waaah gibe plastic (Or you could just make them from circs for a fraction of the cost)
A-At least you're not one of the biiiiig bad purple men >:(
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>>159863323
Better a mechanic than a scientist, least a mechanism has some level of interest in the creation of new shit, science just sits on their asses all fucking day long doing jack dick, doing shitty autism and nothing else.
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>>159863992
>deliver fun or useful toys to people
>upgrade machines
>build new useful or fun machines if you have enough time
or you can just replace the entire station like cargo does
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>>159864165
You never played mechanic have you anon? They do all of that, its their job to do all of that.
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>>159864328
Their job is to do all that, because they're clones of R&D. Wether they do it or not, much like R&D, is debatable.
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>>159862792
If you want to talk about code, the thread isn't the place to do it.
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>>159864402
No, it really isn't, their entire shtick is being useful end, they are dependant on science levels and materials, but atleast they bloody try to help out people instead of secluding themselves in science and wanking over mechs, bombs and slimes.

Science is a secluded fortress of shittery desu, many a player asked you fuckos for supplies and shit and you either don't come, say no, or are rude lil shits who don't use your potential at all.

I'd rather a mechanic who tries his best with almost no tech or materials than full materials, full tech sciencefags who sit with a thumb up their ass all day long, and if you are one of those, Id advise not being the cancer of science
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>>159864608
This. Science, for all their power, uses it either only to further their own means, or doesn't use it at all, but still pretends that they're gods of the station and that med/etc can't live without them. Mechanics, even undersupplied and unappreciated, are usually at least putting forth their best efforts, and that is why R&D is a clone of mechanics; A useless, self-important clone.
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; h elp srbija genociding me in Kosovo
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>>159864608
>>159864705
Mechanics just independently autism in their own little corner, often taking over maint and other things to have more space to autism.

Whereas R&D actually helps out hydronphonics, medbay and security and if they feel up for it even the kitchen and engineering.

You're both over-generalizing shitters, really.
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Both mechanics and research are shit.

We can move on now.
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If you have your NT relations set to opposed, can you assist traitors with dirty work? I know you can't do the killing yourself, but could you do something like space a locker with someone in it if you have a space suit and the traitor does not? Or would I need to give the suit to the traitor and have him do the honors?
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>>159865256
I would roll with ignorance is bliss. As a traitor I'd ask for the locker to be spaced because it contains incriminating evidence that you need disposed.

That way the player can't be sure he's committing murder and can have a semi-clean conscience.

But I'm no admin so don't take my word for it.
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>>159865071
If they feel up for it

Which they never fucking do. Mechanics have a much higher rate of helping than you, so I'll gladly take a mechanism over a scientist any day of the week.
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>>159865256
I think the best you can do is support them in ways that don't involve other people at all. Helping them hide, giving them tools, stuff like that.
Even then you might get bwoinked unless you've got a good reason to be helping.
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>>159865256
>I know you can't do the killing yourself, but could you do something like space a locker with someone in it
How is "spacing a locker with someone in it" NOT doing the killing yourself?
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>>159865401
I thought you were allowed to help traitors if you had opposed NT relations and were able to find out who the traitor is before security?
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>>159865442
They get the guy in there, weld it, go to the airlock, and get ready to space it, but they can't do the actual task because they have no space suit. I was just wondering, because the helper could just give the traitor the suit, but I'd be easier and accomplish the same thing in the same way just by having the helper do it.
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>>159865256

I've always seen it as being more concerned with self-preservation rather than being concerned with the station or NT's priorities. The station isn't worth dying for, it isn't your war.

Basically, don't be a hero, because there's no reward in it. NT doesn't care, and the only thing keeping you around is the paycheck and lack of better opportunities.
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>>159865592
>this other guy caught him, tied him up, and handed me the loaded gun, so it's not murder even if I'm the one that pulled the trigger!
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>>159865492
You can help them, just keep it on the down low and supply them rather than actually killing for them, so if a traitor comes near you and asks for some help, giving him a knife and allowing him to use the gibber is perfectly fine, going out and kiling the target for him ain't.

So, mostly just supply em, heal em, maybe even testify for em and get them a alibi, but don't directly interfere.
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>>159865861
Got it. Would I be allowed to do stuff like scout their target for them?
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>>159865694
Well yeah that would be kidnapping and accessory to murder
probably
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>>159865994
If you know where they are and shit, sure, reporting their location or bringing him to a isolated location so he would do the dirty work would be perfectly fine
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>>159866026
If you, yourself, pulled the trigger that put the bullet through the guy's brain, how would it NOT be murder?
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>>159866158
I read it backwards.
My bad.
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We should just remove the NT relations thing, the only thing it does is give you more TC. Not like anyone bothers with RP anyways, and even if they did, the admins here are, ironically enough, more strict about aiding antaggery than Bay and the likes are.
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>>159866339
kind of ironic if you think about it, that we have a bigger stick up our ass about an RP related thing than bay does
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>>159865390
Oh wow, it's almost like nobody expects things from the mechanic that isn't in the game unlike the sci that joined to telesci autism instead of do actual rnd work. It's a shitty double standard perpetuated by shitters
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>>159866158
What if a mother brought her young kid into a voting booth and let the kid hit the button? It's still the mother's vote, but the kid is the one who physically did it.
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>>159866602
I can't even begin to tell you how retarded this analogy is
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>>159866602
The mother wouldn't be allowed to bring the young kid into the voting booth.
And even if she did, it would just be voting fraud.
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>>159866753
I actually saw a black woman do that in 2008
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>>159866410
All people ask is for some items or to atleast give them the boards for extra machinery, 6 minutes to print like 12 boards and print a bunch of medical shit and sec some stun revolvers ain't hard at all mate, telesci item stealing can wait.
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Fuck you deadpool you toxic metagaming validhunting banbaiting piece of shit. THIS is what I was trying to make in dorms before you sperged out and griefed me for no fucking reason other than hurr he's got a miner he's gotta be flooding XDDD. Fucking neck yourself if you think your shitler behavior was acceptable.
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>>159866856
>being this angry
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>>159866856
did someone bully my autismfu?
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>>159866856
They're a faggy erper validhunter who just got off a ban for being shit.
Rule 0 when?
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>>159866856
>mommi steals a miner from my grasp
>1. You may not involve yourself in the matters of another being, even if such matters conflict with Law Two or Law Three, unless the other being is another MoMMI in KEEPER mode.

HMM.
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>say i'll give away a mech if the person who takes it kills me with it
>dragan locks the mech
>runs away and doesn't come back
>cash keeps trying to silently push plants in my face
>give up and just let it happen
>die
eat shit dragan
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>>159866856
also nice job at assuming i was thinking you were going to flood

you were just breaking law 1 at that point
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>>159866998
nigga i took the mech, could not go ride with it because someone was bleeding out on me
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>>159866995
Mommi din du nuffin. He a good boy.
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>>159867103
You ran all the way to escape, got in a mech and locked it while you had a guy bleeding out?
You're sickening.
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>>159866995
>Finding a spot to tap the scrubbers and pumps into distro so I crowbar tiles up, get the table out of the way, and crack the wall so I don't have ugly pipe over wall
>You sperg out but whatever, the tables already gone
>You keep sperging out that dorm's your despite afking in it
>Finally give up and go get my gas miner so I can build it in fitness even if it'll need a meteor shield
>You chase solely to blatantly grief me
>Fuck up and grab it back instead of going and getting the spare miner
>I'm so platinum mad at this point I'm not even thinking straight because you're blatantly griefing the fuck out of me for no reason
>1. Don't be a dick. We're all here to have fun, and if you're deliberately ruining other people's fun that's a problem. Unless you're an antagonist, then it's sorta your job to be a dick. Try to be a fun jerk though.
>Banbaiting: The act of provoking somebody into attacking you, then adminhelping in hopes of getting them banned. This is bannable.
>Metagaming: Playing in a manner that uses the knowledge of the game instead of IC knowledge. Examples range from the helpful action of /// to the bannable action of gathering and spacing possible traitor objectives.
HMMMM

>>159867083
[01:01:55]ADMIN: HELP: DeadPoolJ/(Hyun-ae Smith): hes involving himself by deconning everything and likely oxygen flooding - heard by 1 non-AFK admins.
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>>159867175
that's just like ten seconds, with all access i was easily able to get to medbay and fix him with surgery. He was at 70% blood at the end and got fixed up with two pills while I took the mech from escape after being done. Sorry if you wanted some kind of suicide to happen, but at the end I did take it
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>>159867256
>see an oxygen miner in dorms
>deconning a wall
>some random mommi

I assumed you were a new player who was just griefing, hence the ahelp that you were likely flooding. Sue me for trying to make sure griefers don't ruin rounds.

If you taking the miner was a misclick, then all's well. But if you're told to fuck off, that's the only case where you have to listen to something someone says. And I explicitly told you to fuck off, reasons be damned. You disobeyed. And yes, moving a few tiles away is not fucking off.
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>>159867290
>have stolen all access
>instead of making your own mech take one from the downtrodden access-less people of the station
>don't even fulfill the agreement for taking the mech
>while a guy is bleeding out
>use it to griff the shuttle with clusterbangs
It just keeps getting worse
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>>159867256
Don't play mommi if you can't handle being told to fuck off any time for any reason.
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>>159867459
>O2 pipes are already crowbarred up
>Pipe removed lining up exactly with the cracked wall for a manifold
>Already have have admins notified
>Nah, I'll just grief the fuck out of a guys round cause m-muh metagame valids!!!
Oh my god. You really have no grasp of how much of a toxic validhunting piece of shit you are do you? Ask for a fucking permaban and fuck off.

>>159867573
Don't play the game if you're just going to metagame so you can validhunt an banbait the shit out of people by antagonizing their round into the ground.
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>>159867491
>have stolen all access
not stolen, given by RD.
>instead of making your own mech take one from the downtrodden access-less people of the station
It's a free mech, why would I not accept?
>don't even fulfill the agreement for taking the mech
I heard no agreement, and I had no time to hear it in escape.
>while a guy is bleeding out
He only had his lungs popped out, no actual bleeding but I am sure he would have died from blood loss until I got the mech moved and did the agreements whatever
>use it to griff the shuttle with clusterbangs
nothing to say here

anyway, if you would have waited three or two more minutes I would have returned and would have done the thing you wanted. I said that I would fix this guy up quickly over radio, too.
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>>159867657
>toxic
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>>159867849
Maybe you should fucking leave.
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>>159867657
Literally

Do not interfere law, if you cannot obey then fuck off and don't interfere laws, what are you fucking doing playing mommi. Follow your fucking laws damit, if someone tells you not to interfere, don't fucking interfere, talking is a guy that played a really bad Borg, please, fucking learn how to obey your laws, you are the stations bitch as a silicon, if they say jump on assimov, you ask how high and then do it, follow your fucking laws.
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>>159867818
>>159867657
>>159867573
>>159867491
>>159867459
>>159867290
>>159867256
>>159867175
>>159867083
>>159866995
>>159866856
>>159867849
>>159867870

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A
Relevant. Be happy!
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>>159867967
fuck off retarded baybie faggot go back to hippie
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>>159867657
>see parts of distro unhooked, OH BOY GUESS PARTS OF THE STATION WON'T GET AIR NOW

/shrug
Didn't notice the exact hookup you were doing in there, just that you didn't follow your most basic law.

Also how would I know you notified the admins? You know I haven't been one for months now?
>response implying I was deadminned
I stepped down, FYI.

>>159867967
TOO LATE NOW, SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET IS WRONG AND THE GLOVE HAS BEEN THROWN
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What are the boundaries of a nonantag? Can I shove over the captain and steal his ID? I can handle being hunted down and permabrigged or executed, but would I be breaking the rules if I did that?
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>>159867937
What part of you metagamed then griefed someone's round then tried to get your valids and banvalids off of that metagamed decision? You were the instigator of that whole shit show for no reason other than meta. Even after I left you were still trying to steal it and kill me. You're a braindead piece of shit and if I wasn't a fraction of incandescently enraged as I was I would have ahelped it then went and got the second miner so you'd have been fucking gone. Hopefully for good.
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>>159868062
>Can I shove over the captain and steal his ID?
I've been temp-banned for doing just that, although it was on a nuke ops round or something similar.
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>>159868062
Are you being enough of a prick with no escalation you might think its ban worthy? Time to stop, ic apologize, so on, so forth.

Please do not be a toe the line shitter, sue left for good a while ago and we do not need another replacement for him. I mean, the guy got permabanned from hippie of all places, that takes dedication.
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>>159868180
>waaaah muh metagayme

Fuck off retard, this isn't bay
If you're going to cry because someone saw possible antag/griff shit happening and took action, then fuck off to bay
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>>159866856
>Sarah Johnson versus DeadpoolJ
>Both of the more terrifying atmostimmer players

This can only end in explosions and supermatter
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>>159868062
if you do it a lot yes you will be banned or at the very least get a note
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>>159867849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7tGzuOhcP0
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>>159868062
>Can I shove over the captain and steal his ID?
Yes.

Though if you keep doing this round after round for no reason you'll probably get a short ban for being an asshat.
You could also be banned if the station goes to shit and the captain not having his ID majorly fucks everyone over.

But you'll be fine if nothing bad happens and you only do it occasionally.
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>>159868180
Sarah do you wanna be my friend
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>>159868180
jesus christ you're mad about not understanding how to follow your laws

game isn't about you, shitlord, no matter how much you seem to think it is
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>>159868252
>CHEMIST IS AT THE CHEM MACHINE! TAKE HIM DOWN!!!
It had the basic framework for getting pumped into distro. He was being a fucking griefer clear and simple.
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>>159868210
>>159868263
>>159868325
Usually I only do it when the captain is shitty/nonhuman or I'm on my gimmick character that exists only to make the station more interesting.
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>>159868180
Fuck it, I'm taking the bait and dining a trip for this shit.

I was the absolute worst borg player you have ever seen mate, I got permabanned from Borg since I played sec Securitron, openly disobeyed assimov laws to release the Borg's, opened the vault, ratted the guy out, arested him, and though potential equated to probable.

So when I of all fucking people tell you to follow your fucking laws, you follow your fucking laws instead of deflecting the fact you broke them on excuses of metagay, grudges and shittery
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>>159867657
>Don't play the game if you're just going to metagame so you can validhunt an banbait the shit out of people by antagonizing their round into the ground.
I'm not even deadpoo you ingrate. I play mommi a ton and if someone tells me to fuck off I drop everything and fuck off.

Follow your fucking laws.
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>>159868180
Wrong person. Should I adopt a name so you can yell at the right person?

Like the anon you mistakenly thought was me said, you have to follow your laws, no matter how much you dislike it.

This means that
1. You never take things from another player. At all. Ever. The only exception to this is if the other player is a MoMMI with the KEEPER lawset, which humans are not.
2. You have to follow a clause of non-interaction. Like the wiki, long-held admin and player understanding, and the most common intrepertation of Law 1 says, WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF, YOU FUCK OFF. THE REASONS WHY DON'T MATTER. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE THE CREW'S BITCH, DON'T PLAY A BITCH ROLE.

>>159868371
It's funny you say that, considering the things he's done in the past that shows his self-centered view of the game. His crying about me "griefing" him are entirely hypocritical, even.
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is sarah being retarded again

don't argue with sarah he won't budge, don't try and convince him of his retardation

just let him seethe in his rage and anger and eventually he'll fuck off, he did it last time someone irked his autism over calling the fucking shuttle after a FOUR HOUR ROUND.
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>>159868589
I thought it was only three hours. Mind you, it was with most of the crew dead, and IIRC without power. His argument being BUY METAL MAKE DIONA WE BUILD, despite WE BUILD clearly not being the common mindset here.
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>>159868589
WE BUILD fags truly are the worst of the worst.
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>>159868691
people like you are why engineering is a pointless job
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>>159868661
you're right, it was three hours, which is still abnormally long, and especially intolerable if there's no fucking power and the singulo literally ATE ENGINEERING.
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>>159868371
>It's okay to grief and antagonize because of a vague possibility.
It's okay, shithead reminded me how fucking toxic and banbaity you valid starved shitters are. I'll remember to just have the admins kick their ass up around their ears next time. I can't believe I forgot deadpool is one of the worst and does it a couple times a month

>>159868487
DON'T FUCKING GRIEF PEOPLE FOR NO GODDAMN REASON AND ESPECIALLY NOT BECAUSE OF BASELESS META BORN FROM YOUR FUCKING STUPIDITY YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT WHAT PART OF THAT ISN'T CLEAR. STOP. NO. DO NOT PROCEED. DO. NOT. GRIEF. THEM. DO NOT COMPLETELY SHIT UP SOMEONE'S ROUND. I FUCKING LEFT AND YOU KEPT AT IT YOU FUCKING SHITTER. YOU DID IT BECAUSE YOU'RE A GRIEFING CUNTRAG AND YOU SEE NOTHING WRONG WITH WHAT YOU DID. I FUCKED UP AND GRABBED IT BACK CAUSE I WAS SO PLASMAD AT THE GRIEF I DIDN'T HAVE THE CLARITY TO TELL THE ADMINS TO TELL YOU TO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU, YOU'RE A PIECE OF FUCKING WORK.
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>>159868719
Engineering shouldn't be all about fixing damage, that's why it sucks in the first place
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>>159868739
it's okay to grief and antagonize autism spiders because that's just how they're built

whatever you were doing
whatever it looked like you were doing
whatever you wanted it to look like you were doing
does
not
matter

if a non-mommi tells you to fuck off, for whatever reason, you fuck off and deal with it
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>>159868719
WHAT DO YOU NOT GET ABOUT
"NOBODY EXCEPT YOU WANTS TO FUCKING RESTORE LITERALLY THE ENTIRE ENGINEERING DEPARTMENT WHILE EVERYONE IS SITTING AROUND WITH ZERO (0) POWER"

NOBODY
N O B O D Y
N O B O D Y
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>>159868589
he's in the wrong for not properly following laws, but deadpool is also incredibly shit

I'd like to remind him that he's no longer an admin, and this >>159867459
>I assumed you were a new player who was just griefing
>Sue me for trying to make sure griefers don't ruin rounds.
is backseat admining of the worst kind, even if you choose to ignore the meta part
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>>159868814
Yeah but often one bomb goes off and someone yells WE BUILD and everyone just says fuck it and calls the shuttle. In the situation you spoke of, where engineering is gone and almost everyone is dead, it's probably better to just call it (even though solars / cargo can EASILY power the station without needing engineering and RPDs are easy to get)
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>>159868739
holy shit this rant is golden

do me a favour
show proofs that you are sarahjohnson
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>>159868906
>gas miner in dorms
oh fuck
>autism spider messing with it
50/50 chance of oh fuck

deadpoo did nothing wrong, fuck on off outta here
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>>159868906
>see a possible issue
>bring it up to the admins
>this is a bad thing somehow
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>>159868990
if you want to just grief you don't have to go to such great lengths

>>159868992
of course not.

but he didn't stop at that
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>an ex-admin that recently got daybanned for welderbombing as non-antag
>surprised he is griefing/banbaiting again
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>>159869148
>he
You. You were replying to me. With as smart as you are, and knowledgeable about this game as you are (that's not sarcasm, mind you), I would think you have a better sense of intuition as that.

Anyway, your posts are getting shorter, so this is all I have to say. Hell, I've said it many times in the past.

The game does not revolve around you. Actions taken against you are not always not hostile. In fact, sometimes you may even actually be in the wrong! (gasp)

But you didn't learn then, you won't learn now, and the next time you be the kind of player you paint me to be, you won't learn either.

I'm going back to play Pokemon. Peace.
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Well part of the problem is that there's little reason that eng would build machinery instead of sci/mechanics and they also suffer from often having trouble getting parts. There's little way to make power entertaining be it through powering the gateway, selling SMES cells or using smes cells as a currency for eng specific swag from a tech tree'd redeemer. Challenging power needs only makes it tedious and cripples lowpop. frequent or wide spread damage is simply tedious busywork often complicated by manpower, resource, and skill shortages.. Eng powered super gear ala railgun is too difficult, too strong, or it's too expensive time wise when you could just print diamond gear or other equips.There's no real way to salvage eng.

Get the freeform shuttle piloting code to work again and finish the ship-object collision code My pirate ship of bandito's needs to take the station's virginity

>>159868992
Admins is fine. Antagonizing the shit out of the krab when it hasn't done anything wrong isn't. Do you kill engineers for setting up the singulo? No. That's the same theoretical b-biut something bad can happen! scenario.
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>>159869256
Maybe all the ERP got to dedpoo's head and his spergy little mind wants to end it all.
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>>159869415
>ERP

i thought it was shiggy that was the erpmin and didn't shiggy die or something
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Is the only way to get a clown spacesuit as a non-plasmaman?
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>>159869581
What's the name of the actual item and I'll look
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>>159869461
You weren't around during purge day, were you?
Also, he always had ERP tendencies to toe the line with Gontran a few years back.
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>>159869609
I'm not sure, it may only exist as a plasmaman clown item.
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>>159869581
ask the gods
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>>159869628
There wasn't much erp in both purges. The only erp that I recall are the non player ones, there wasn't much person on person that was noteable.
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>>159869581
Do plasmamen actually get the clown spacesuit, or just a clown-print plasmaman suit?
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>>159869312
friend we're all anonymous here, you're not who you think I am
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>>159869823
Clown print one, there is another clown suit.
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>>159869832
>you're not who you think I am
Of course you are, dedpoo
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>>159869628
no i wasn't around on purge day, because purge day is fucking cancer.
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>>159870087
no this is deadpoo
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>>159870137
deadpool get on steam i need to talk to you
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>>159870087
stop trying to guess, I'm a third party and there's no way you're getting it right
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>>159870170
i am on steam
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>>159870216
it doesn't say you are
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guys I can't afford to get Legion right now and I just hit level cap in WoD. Should I just complete all the WoD content and do these random timewalking dungeons?
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So has it finally happened?
They've gone dedpooclear?
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>>159870558
wut

i just beat the fourth trial in pokemon moon
that gave me more problems than anything in smt4a too
this game is tough
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>>159870627
Who's your favorite new pokemon?
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>We will never have goon's computers, operating systems, software, peripherals, or shit like the guardbuddies
>We will never have actual goon pods based on the real thing and not just a half assed facsimile using a couple stolen sprites
>We will never have sweet ass space ruins that are fun to explore because of the systems used in their creation
>We will never change mining to be a comfy deep space salvage operation that ties more closely into cargo
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>>159870697
>stolen sprites

They aren't stolen
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>>159870697
If you want those things, why don't you port them?
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>>159870671
dont have one yet

anyway how about that spess
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>>159870757
How about that spaceman.
That game with the spacemen.
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>>159870697
port it
i'm not saying 'lmao its never gonna happen'
i'm saying port it
DO YOU FUCKING HEAR THAT
PORT
IT
I AM NOT A FUCKING CODER AND EVEN I KNOW THAT IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE, DO IT YOURSELF
>b-buh it wont get m-murged!

Nigger fucking HYPOTHERMIA and literally ALL of Clusterfack's retarded bullshit got merged. You think actual, literal fucking FEATURES with GAMEPLAY won't get merged? You stupid.
>b-buh i can't code
Then learn, it's Byond, it may be spaghetti but it's simple as fuck, put some hours aside in your day after work or college shit or whatever and just practice and learn.
Make space great again, and end Cl*sterfack's reign of terror over the repo.
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>>159871063
>IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE, DO IT YOURSELF
>you do it
>I AM NOT A FUCKING CODER
>it's ez :)
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>>159871227
I am a coder, and yes it is easy.
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>>159871063
Can I get antag tokens for fixing bugs and coding features like on TGstation?
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>>159871227
Anon why do other people have to do things that you want
They literally teach you kids this shit in kindergarten, if you want something done, do it yourself

>>159871267
no fuck off retard
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>>159871227
You can learn to code for SS13 in a couple days, and that's with literally no prior coding experience.
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>>159871267
no
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>>159871267
No, which is why it's a wonder we get any bugs fixed at all. Not even all our coders fix their OWN shit, let alone other people's broken shit.

We've got like two or three coders that just make it their business to fix bugs. I don't know how they can stand it.
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>>159871241
>>159871309
I am a real coder.
You can learn git and how to stumble through babby's first PR in a day.
Despite that I would not ever recommend someone to try to tackle a big project until they have some more experience.
Furthermore, it's easier to rewrite most of something than it is to try to port it, ESPECIALLY from Goon.
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>>159871440
Not true at all. Ports are much easier.
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>>159871485
>ports are much easier
Maybe from similar codebases like Bay and TG.
Goon's code was isolated from everyone else for years, it's diverged so much it's like a different language. And it's fucking terribly written, on top of that.
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>>159871485
It's easy to steal sprites. In order to port something you have to read the entire code of what you're porting.
When every single codebase is different variations of spaghetti, it's always harder to read code than it is to write it yourself.
AFTER you understand the code, you have to essentially rewrite it anyways, because of all the differences in each codebase.
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>>159871595
It's just converting relative pathing to absolute pathing and a few other small coding standards. It's exactly the kind of thing a newbie coder could do.

>>159871628
Wrong, porting is just a form of copypasting, except with code that didn't already exist in the codebase. The only HARD parts of porting are parts that are heavily connected into systems that aren't equivalent between codebases, but those kinds of things are few and far between.

I know because I am a coder.
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>>159871828
>and a few other small coding standards
Have you read Goon's code?
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>>159871267
But that would imply that coders play the gme too, and would WANT antag tokens.
The coders find it easier to antagonize through the code itself in coding shitty features than playing the game.
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>>159871828
>just remove relative pathing and it's gucci
Out of curiosity what the fuck have you ported
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>>159871856
I have, and the only difference is that a number of coding standards that everyone else adopted such as relative pathing vs absolute pathing are the main differences.
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>>159830512
Pomf you know you can bother me any time of day with your crazy medical problems bb

t. senaat
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>>159871903
If the features are shitty, why do more people like them than dislike them?
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>>159871928
A* from another codebase
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>>159871930
you could've just said "i was just pretending"
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>>159872042
I could have but it would have been a lie
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>>159872035
You ported a helper proc.
One completely standalone helper proc.

You realize how different this would be from literally fucking anything else?
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>>159872161
Yeah which goes back to my point you retard. The only hard part of ports is dealing with interactions of other parts of the code and unexpected bugs that might come up, which require thorough testing.

All the things described are almost entirely self contained features, most features are actually due to the way object oriented programming works.
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>>159872327
So, to summarize
The only hard parts of porting something are:
>copypasting the code
>removing relative pathing
~you've done up till here~
>updating everything to the coding standards goon hasn't touched in half a decade
>figuring out the massive ball of glutinous spaghetti in order to complete the following steps
>reimplementing every proc the other codebase has and this one doesn't
>reimplementing or removing every interaction with other parts of the code the other codebase has and this one doesn't
>trying to deal with every unexpected bug that surely came up
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>>159872614
Yeah, all of which is significantly easier than coding something from scratch in which you have absolutely no reference how to do anything and bugs you cant even possibly predict will pop up after every single small change you make. But with a port, if you find something thats doesn't have a proc here you just look at it and either see if you can find a parallel or add that as well.

Of course I've actually done a port so I have a reference point on actually doing it, have you?
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>>159870697
I wanted a space hulk mode but the majority of the server hates shit that isn't deathmatch so it'd be the taxistation treatment. And it can't be a vault or mission cause it'd rape the the latency
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I haven't played since January.
How are the waifus?
Who's fucking who?
Who's cucking who?
Any QTs I should keep an eye out for?
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>>159873451
I am the qt waifu
Please die for me
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>>159873609
go away dedpoo
nobody lines you
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>>159873451
waifus, like always, are a retarded concept hamfisted by the same neckbeards that plays and shills them
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>>159872804
>I've actually done A port
>A port
You ported one completely standalone thing
You literally do not have a reference point
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>>159873721
no this is deadpoo
>>
is deadpool the new thread attentionwhore?
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>Think about setting up le ebin ZAS traps by destroying a very high pressure canister in a glassed off tile then destroying the glass
>Try it with a 30000 kpa canister
>It works like poop, as in it barely raises the room pressure by 10kpa

I realize that the pressure will be spread out over the room but surely 30000 kpa being suddenly released into an escape sized room would shoot up the pressure to at least deadly means.
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>>159873721
I'm a different waifu
Please whisper that i'm cute while you're dying
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>>159873940
>new
hownew.ru
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>>159870697
>we will never be goon
Good.
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>>159873973
How many liters of air fit in a canister-sized space?
How many liters of air fit in an escape-sized space?
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>>159873810
It's not the only thing I've ported it's just the first that comes to mind, oh but I missed the part where you said what you've ported?
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>Why not port [general server]?
>Why not do it yourself
>No you!
>No you!

What the fuck do you want ported?
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>>159874368
Hmmm, same
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>>159870697
>>159871063
It's really not a matter of code.
Most of what he's talking about requires long rounds and full crew and cooperation and people doing their job.
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>>159874440
IPCs
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>>159874440
dakimakura
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>HoS has a bum lung
>Find him blacked out in the hall
>Well this'll be a quickie
>Take him to surgery
>Go grab a trauma kit
>Open him up
>Go through the motions
>Seal him back up
>Oh wait... what? He's still gasping?
>Scan, advanced? lungs
>Table him cause both OR's are busy
>switchtool retractor doesn't work
>Saw ssaws him twice
>Aux opens up, get him open and start bone gelling like you do for mechanical lungs
>Fails like 8 times
>HoS basically on life support while I keep banging gel into him
>Guy chips in that you need nanopaste
>Get it
>He's dead when I get back
>Fix his organs
>Dex plus and try to defib
>Ghosted
I'm so sorry HoS. You never asked for that. ;_;

>>159873973
The canister is only 1000L and there's basically 100 mol per tile already So that's roughly 12314 mol. Escape on meta is roughly 115 tiles or something. So you're not getting a lot. God help you if one of the airlocks to escape is open and you get double that as well.
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>>159875359
We got daki's
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>>159852732
its ironic trust me
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>>159875497
Bone gel works but it has like a 10% chance of success, and every time it fucks up it damages every organ a little, just keep clicking and make sure they have a shitload of inapro and dex+ in their system
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>>159875497
>HoS has a bum lung
Butt prosthetics to every region when?
I want to make a Buttkenstein, with butt arms, hands, feet, legs, lungs, heart, liver, etc.
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>still no ban or deadmin request for kolith

Really makes you think..
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>>159875872
>Has an emagged pneumatic cannon with a scanned butt and a bluespace tank inside it implanted in his chest
>Whenever he says his catch phrase it fire a butt out at mach speed
>Even the people who try to bully him fall to the butt
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>>159875872
>get a busted lung
>docs out of lungs for some reason
>or don't know how to do lung surgery
>but they know butt surgery and have tons of butts lying around
>put a butt in my chest for my lungs
>become a walking buttbot and my words are randomly replaced with butt
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>>159876016
Fuck off kolith you piece of shit
>>
>>159876464
Make me shitter
t. Kolith
>>
>>159876464
>>159876562
Is this The Krusty Kolith?
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>>159876562
>>159876016
>samefag shilling yourself

Oh my fucking god get deadminned already you shit. The only reason no one will speak out is because you are the metabuddy of a headmin.
>>
>>159876729
Guess you better lie down and take it like a good bitch then
>>
>>159876729
I'm going to make /vg/ great again
t. kolmin
>>
>>159876953
Admins/discord metabuddies shill so fucking hard for each other the only effect it would have would be to get metagrudged to death by them.
>>
>>159877014
There is no accountability for admins
>>
>>159877014
Which of Deadpool's metabuddies is shilling them in the thread then?

Or is it just a self shill?
>>
>>159877296
Deadpool always shilled himself, do you not remember hyun ae posting? How do you think he became a waifu originally?
>>
>>159877014
Other server's that way
Oh wait, other servers are even worse with their admins
Looks like we're the best you've got
Start bootlicking if you want your next ban appeal to go through
>>
>>159877401
Fuck off shitmins, we want our server back before you turn it into the same shit you get everywhere else.
>>
>>159858302
>make it more difficult for players to see and fight them in the dark
>make it easier for players to see them in the dark
Take a wild guess.

While you're at it, make them teleport to a random, dark tile adjacent to you whenever you hit them.
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>>159812135
Where can I read out the radiation percentage?
>>
>>159877973
I shouldn't have said radiation percentage, it's literally just how many Rads you're putting in, the value that ticks down that you can increase on the incubator.

So, if you're above 50 RAD then it's likely to major mutate rather than minor mutate
>>
>>159877356
>you will never be a waifu and shill yourself so hard you become a meme and an admin just to be a total shitter and catbeast everyone with your admin powers
Feels bad, man.
>>
What are some nice Hydroponics tricks?
>>
>>159878115
Not playing hydroponics
>>
Post your Metagrudge list
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>>159878061
Thanks!
>>
>>159878540
kolith
kolith
kolith
kolith
kolith
>>
>>159878540
>log in
>who
>adminwho
>copy list to metagrudge.txt
>log out
>spend a few days making master plans for my hitlist
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>>159878540
damn, I had one on a notepad on my old laptop which died a few days ago
I had no backups, lost so much stuff
>>
>>159860704
>learn how to code in a new language
You just need to learn how to read it
Which is practically intuitive

It's not even doing arcane shit with it's syntax, a la. LISP
>>
>>159860704
I figured it out in like an hour and I am probably retarded irl
>>
>>159878540
Silicons

Locked, blown, reported to centcomm errytime.
>>
>>159873816
play eve
>>
stop sending your refuse to us
>>
>>159880743
Then ban her so she's someone else's problem. That's why she got kicked out of here.
>>
>>159880868
>Then ban her
>>
Hey Layla, if you're still here, the double doors were so it'd have a chance to partially re-pressurize or scrub plasma in the probable occurrence of someone just running right through despite a breach/plasma flood. It was supposed to have 20 vents, 20 scrubbers, and each subsection of the mini-medbay overall was supposed to be glassed and windoored so zas wouldn't be a major problem but it would have taken like another 20, 30 minutes to reroute distro then jenga all the pipe layer conflicts so I just settled.
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Fuck man I had a dream I was playing ss13 with a first person mod. It was fucking fantastic. I went to some birds store in the ghetto office and he kept asking me if I wanted to spend 500 credits on something amazing. Finally I gave in and as I went to get the money he followed me out and started punching me, so I punched him back and then upper cut him knocking him out. I was about to drag him to Medbay when an assistant shot me in the back. Fbm.
>>
How long does it take to change the method of infection on a virus?
>>
>>159881092
Are you logdiving for fun or profit?

When I first saw the doors I really thought it was a vox or plasmaman medbay. Turned out to be just as neat though I suppose.
Shame it couldn't be used more, but such is the way of something built by a mute crab.
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>>159880743
>sue talking
Absolutely haram.
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>>159883005
Doesn't look like that can change via mutation
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>>159883132
Oh, ok
>>
>>159883080
Funsies.
It was mostly for station gets bombed. It was a body away from from cloning and operating. The only thing it really needed was a small rnd setup, a cargo console, a comms, 2 hydro trays cryox and diona pod seeds, and 2 borg chargers to be able to re-do everything
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>>159865442
Welded lockers are space-proof.
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>>159884514
provably false
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>finally finish a fully beneficial virus
>just have to make it controllable from airborne to blood
>get succ waiting for HoP

fug
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>Yahirstended
>>
Thanks for a comfy round antonio.
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>>159885859
>"beneficial"
Can you fucking not. It has a low chance to mutate when it's infecting people so when it spreads it's gonna turn lethal simply by the quantity of people it's impacting and a rad storm will straight up scramble the virus. It's not worth it for <20 minutes of tricord.
>>
The ruski shit was fun folks, thanks for tagging along with the theme
>>
>>159886010
Literally everything you said is false
>>
>>159886091
hes right on rad storms, they mutate viruses.
>>
>>159886217
That shit was changed forever ago
Radiation does dick to viruses
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>>159886217
They haven''t done that for like a year.
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