/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

2nd for Roleplay

Raiders as an event instead of a round when?

>tfw you're the one that initially publicized how to remain stable while using creatine

I don't remember creatine hardly ever being made before I worked out the dosage and published my book.

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>>159480023
>no mention on people going full /lit/
>no mention on pic
shitty OP

>tfw vox gf

be nice to good traders

>>159480841
>be nice
Thanks, but no. My fun is ruining your fun and tumbling your morale. ;)

Reminder that a single syringe of charcoal, which can be found in any medivend, is enough to bring down a hulk.

Surfer, I'm happy you're back. Don't let waifuposters drive you away please.

>>159481087
Hardsuit

Reminder that a single pacid smoke grenade, which can be looted off any chemist or mime, is enough to bring down a hulk.

Reminder that a single door trap, which can be rigged with just a remote signaler, is enough to bring down a hulk.

>>159480543
That whole maintenance trail thing went from a 0 to a 10 real fucking quick

Hmm, I might be interested in giving a run as chef again.

Does food made things matter outside of creative ways to horribly poison people?

Reminder that a single deadmin request, which can be made by anyone with a forum account, is enough to bring down a hulk.

Reminder that a single creatine dose, which can be made in any bathroom, is enough to bring down a hulk.

Surfer, go away again please.

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>>159482256

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>>159482291
>Does food made things matter outside of creative ways to horribly poison people?
The kitchen is basically the holy grail of ghetto chemistry. You'll still want vendors and a toilet, but you get a lot to work with.

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A screenshot of kavlax's bloodstream

FRINKIN CHUG HOLY SHIT

>>159483468
holy fuck 10/10

>>159483468
Needs more leporazine

>>159483468
No synap/10

>>159483468
>Arithrazine

wait, isn't that only for rads?
>>159483671
kinda redundant when he has hulk

>>159483671
>needing synap with creatine
0/10 my man

>>159483468

It's Life Jim, but not as we know it.

>>159483729
minus 0.4 tox per tick

I mixed it with my big antitox pills.

>>159480345
>Raiders shuttle going back ends the round regardless of if there's traitors or not

It's kinda shit

>>159483503
What happened to Chug after he left the brig?

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creatine let u destroy....
so destroyatine let u create??
implement when???

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>that sec deadchat

>>159483816
You'd have to change several things to make it work. What makes you think that wouldn't get changed while they'e at it?

Also, raider escape object looking bodies instead of minds when?

>>159483468
Where's the bicaridine? Borgs are gonna go straight for the beatings once they find out you cant be stunned.

>>159484163
He had flashes ready for us

>>159484163
We tried, he had a flash and a fire extinguisher, so would just flash then drag us into space

>>159483873
>inject 26 units of destroyatine
>able to instantly build and spawn anything I want
code it

>>159484431
it would require grinding a goonecode for 50u of destroyanine, and have the same metabolization/overdose as creatine

>>159484431
if you have 25 units of destroyatine you can actually recreate a full sized box station where you stand

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>>159484513
>there's even a leaked copy of the goonecode sitting in a desk at centcomm
Everyone knows it is a meme by now

Reminder that anyone that actually supports removing the asteroid is a braindead coder fuckboy that has no idea what to do with the server.

>Anomaly depth
>72cm
>turn on suspension field generator
>handpick it once (30cm)
>strange rock pops out
w-what

>>159486353
Had you picked another rock out of the tile previously? Tiles remember how deep you've dug into them.

>>159486353
sometimes it is wrong

>>159486498
>sometimes
looks like its all the time
I always get the rock before I hit the depth

Reminder that a single autoinjector of choral hydrate, which can be found on any medbay tile, is enough to bring down a hulk.

How do I take down borgs as an average joe?

After 5 consecutive rounds of getting fucked by silicons I'm tired of these niggers

>>159486564
it's not exact, it gives you a number roughly near the correct number, or getting close enough to the number it gives you is enough to get the stuff uncovered

>>159486725
Flash and bash

Don't have a flash? Good luck, then

well that went to shit very fast

Cyborgs shouldn't be zas immune

>>159486725
yell for sci to blow em

trap them in a lockable locker

>>159486964
They aren't entirely, same way magboots don't make you entirely immune

>>159487003
except retards always scream BORGS ROGUE

>>159486725
secborgs have no extinguer to get back to the station once spaced, sax their taser unti they run out and flash it when it goes melee then space the fucker

This is too autistic to say under my ckey, but..

If SS13 was a show, that song "We'll meet again" would be the outro. The station is broken and in chaos, but soon it'll be reset and we will all meet again, under different pretenses, bit under the same names. It will repeat itself.

>>159487192
yelling it should be ground for perma desu

>>159486665
That does literally nothing if they have antitox in their system, and they always do

>>159487248
fag

>>159486725
>get 2 sheets of metal and a bowl
>make a mortar, grind the 2nd sheet
>buy a Filk: Sugar Blast Edition
>syringe out 1u

then, while next to the borg
>add 1u of iron to the soda
>toolbox the borg
>add 1u of iron to the soda
>toolbox the borg
>add 1u of iron to the...

Each can/sheet should last you 2 borgs.

>>159481087
>implying any robuster worth their salt isn't kitted out with a stolen hardsuit

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>>159487603
>>buy a Filk: Sugar Blast Edition
That's radium, not uranium.

>>159487658
Use an autoinjector full of charcoal then.

>>159487603
>theorycrafters
wew
lad

>>159487913
>the new meta is that everyone carries an autoinjector of charcoal because literally every murderbone traitor abuses creatine
This sucks.

How do flashs work

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>>159487913
>wasting an injector on charcoal

>>159488184
Why not tell me how else you'd beat a hardsuited gentleman on Creameme?

>>159488250
Make your own creameme and fistfight him to the death.

>>159488250
H i v e O f B o r e r s S i x f o l d

>>159488250
Floortiles used to work
Probably don't anymore

Use a pneumatic cannon at max power with a glass shard and hope to god the thrown item protection on the hardsuit rolls in your favor

>>159488250
Backpedal towards one of your door traps.

>>159488736

floor-tiles don't do damage any more same with rods.

so its pray to rng gods on a lucky cannon hit vs armor or charcoal stab or have a hook borer force feed them candy bar of charcoal

>>159488250
MEDNANOBOTS

>>159488923
It's worth noting that anything short of an ERT hardsuit has a <25% chance to block thrown item damage
Even a deathsquad hardsuit only has 64% chance to block

I need to understand that some people just will not like me, and I get that, but it still hurts when someone you admire says you're shit and useless

>>159489495
Who are you? You can always get better if somebody says you're 'shit', and that person might not actually know how good you are at something.

>>159489645
Not if they think you're shit as a person. And also I am not good at anything.

>>159489738
Most people aren't shit as people.
Who are you, genuinely? I wouldn't mind chatting sometime

>>159489495
>>159489738
Alright I get you feel bad and want comfort, and that's fine
But this is probably like
The worst place to look for that

>>159489495
Admire people who aren't dicks then. Simple as that.

>>159489832
Seconded.
Spessmen are extremely acidic.
I've worked in very competitive and snobish environments but really nowhere IRL is as bad as "oh wow you don't do that job the way I do it? You're fucking retarded"-space station 13

>>159489828
I don't want to chat with you, I want to chat with the person I like. Many like me, many hate me. When someone I admire hates me, it hurts. It means our thinking is not lined up.
>>159489832
Yes that is correct.
>>159490041
She isn't a dick though. That's why I am bothered.

>>159490245
who is the person you looked up to?

>>159490245
oh fuck off omega

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>>159490245
Anon, I don't know you, and won't feel terrible about not chatting with you. But I'm a nice person and people tell me they like being able to talk to me about their shit, and if you want cheering up and somebody to talk to who isn't a dick, drop your ckey here and I'll hit you up.
4chan and /ss13g/ especially aren't great places for that.

>>159490245
Sounds like they are a dick. If they say that to someone who's obviously new. By the way, stop being so fucking obsessive over someone who probably isn't even a girl. This is 2d spessmen. You're not going to die if some random person who may or may not be a girl in an atmospherics simulator.

>>159490245
>>159489495
Go away Omega jesus christ, fuck off

how to fix creatine
it's not even hard
make it like hulk:
it works for a little while, then it stuns you for 2 sec, then you are unhulked for some more before you hulk again

>>159487248
does anybody here remember vera lynn
remember how she said that we would meet again
some sunny day

>>159490429
That would reveal me as the autismo
>>159490546
I'm not going to reveal myself as a whiny bitch so you can feel good about playing psychologist. Just let me bitch.
>>159490597
I'm not new anymore, just shit. I'm a girl myself so I don't care if it's a girl or not. I know it's not the end of the world, as I said,but it still feels bad.

>>159491204
was it surfer? are you surfer?

>>159491204
>I'm not going to reveal myself as a whiny bitch so you can feel good about playing psychologist. Just let me bitch.
Sure, anon.
>girl
Dropped

>>159491274
Surfer's not a girl retard

>>159489495
stop trying to make staticname friends, being on good terms with them constantly is annoying metafriending etc etc

Nets when?

>>159492334
Nope. Friends is half the fun of the game.

>>159492114
It hasn't been confirmed she isn't :^)

>>159492114
We should be required to email pomf a copy of an official ID + handwritten signature + full fontral nude with date and ckey written on stomach to unlock the ability to choose a character gender. Until then you're locked to skellingtons, and no choice for wider hips.

>>159492795
Oh for the love of god don't start this again.

>>159492634
not if you're constantly following them around broadcasting your friendship everywhere possible, sorry.

>>159493087
I don't do that though.

>>159493185
I don't know about that

I'm surprised we didn't have some sort of gimmick start considering what just went down with Trump, or do we not do those any more?

>>159493275
Does hugging on sight count as annoying

>That last minute phazon

Fucking thank you ricky, and gamma you were a true bro.

>>159493323
I want politics to stay out of space

>>159493323
I think it was eli used to do a trump captain gimmick, but everyone got triggered by it

>somehow get my hands on a staff of change
>shuttle goes into anarchy
>just start spraying into the crowd without caring
>at least 10 people ended up dying
I love wizard

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Favorite shitcons names? I love those greekfags

>>159493323
Something went down with Trump? Care to enlighten a non yankee?

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FOLDED OVER 3000 TIMES

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>Combat borg got me cornered as a queen
>I manage to get the one meme-stun on him
>*unzips claws*

>that devastating feeling of the emotion related to having no romantic partner of the female gender (of male sex)

Sorry I went braindead before I could give you reports Brittany, was out of my control.

>Dectalk space oddity
Where can I grab this version?

>>159493598
Its better to be alone, i'm in a relationship and i've never been more depressed in my life desu senpai.

>>159493545
Someone probably tried to get Trump with a gun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQMUj6ETaNg&feature=youtu.be&t=1h52m46s

>>159493494
Don't do this as non antag.

>>159492941
I want to believe Surfer is a cute shy girl who doesn't want to be found out

>>159493494
if you're not zoey you're lucky the admins were too busy telling her not to do that to notice you.

>>159493660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQByFjYczfE

>>159493494
>Get turned into cat person
>Silicon kills me
>It's laws says it's not allowed to kill humans
Isn't that seriously stretching things, considering I wasn't doing anything harmful?

>>159493559
this is so shamefully unrobust

>>159493323
What just went down? Him leaving the stage?

>>159493702
^this tbqh my famalampaichi

>>159493942
Killing catbeasts is encouraged.

>>159493942
>On non-human races:

>>1. Those catbeasts are valid. Period. End of discussion. Stop reading this and go kill it already.

>>159493942
no you aren't a human anymore, this is basically a shithead test and the silicon failed it by killing you knowing you weren't admin victim but wiz victim.

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>>159493942
catbeast are ALWAYS valid

>>159493634
You have failed me for the last time!

>>159494071
>the silicon failed it by killing you knowing you weren't admin victim but wiz victim.
The whole fucking purpose of catbeasts is to be valid, doesn't fucking matter where they came from, shut the fuck up.

>>159494216
t. someone who probably ahelps when a catbeast valids him

>>159493942
once you are catbeasted you need to fuck off into maint, get a hardsuit, and either not talk the rest of the round or dump all your cash to become a vox trader refugee. Or bribe a med doc to debrain you and put you in another body.

Basically you are fucked so long as you have fur, but the robust can survive.

>>159494348
So if I become a catbeast, am I allowed to kill people without getting banned?

>>159494338
What are you even talking about
How do you come to that conclusion
How the fuck do you even die to a catbeast

>>159494407
Hell no

>>159494407
not really. You *can* defend yourself and incapitate, but you cant go full valid and murderbone as i understand it.

>>159494348
>the robust can survive.
i had a pretty good run yaketying around and managing to not get killed as catbeast, until I remembered they're forced to vomit periodically
and vomiting stuns you
and you die through no fault of your own

which is honestly pretty shitty, even for catbeasts, it just means you can't be robust

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>slowly becoming more salty and getting my judgment easily clouded
Spessmen burn out is real

>>159494428
nice redditposting
most people who play here don't take being catbeasted by a wiz as a free murderbone ticket, quite a few people tend to attempt to get changed back.
that's where
when they have guns or a toolbox and you have an unprotected head
hey
what's it like not getting upvotes for your sick maymays

>>159494593
Catbeasting is a punishment, it's not meant to be survived or enjoyed.

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>>159494642
>most people who play here don't take being catbeasted by a wiz as a free murderbone ticket
Being catbeasted is not a muderbone ticket. You can't even defend yourself as catbeast. How the fuck do you even come to this conclusion, I said catbeasts ARE VALID, not get valids or anything of the sort, learn to read idiot
>reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit
pic related

>>159494478
>>159494516
So other people get a free pass to kill me, but I can't do the same? Why?

>>159494890
except that catbeasts are allowed to defend themselves.

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>>159486725
>there STILL isn't a makeshift emp weapon

>>159494959
Because catbeasts are abominations that's why.

>tfw the mangalore 100 spaceman server weekend won't ever return

already nostalgic lads

>>159494992
Go ask an admin
Go in-game right now and mash that F1 key and ask an admin

>>159495072
why bother, I know I'm right, why don't you?

>>159495020
Theres a ghetto AoE borg stun that doesn't stun humans.

>>159494959
see
>>159494696

NORMALLY it requires admin intervention to become a catbeast. Catbeasting is typically used as a punishment for the worst of shitters.

>>159494696
i'd like to think people were having fun chasing me around at least
y'know
second hand enjoyment?
not like adminbus catbeasts make up even 10% of the catbeasts you see anymore

>>159495072
You have some intense autism man, you realize catbeasting was initially a punishment given by admins to players, it being added to wizard's staff doesn't make it equivocally a punishment allowing the crew to valid, sure you're allowed to do so but you're a real big faggot if you think you aren't going to get attacked back by the catbeast.

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>>159494601
>take a long break from this time
>come back
>"this time i'll be different. I'll have a better attitude, I'll be friendly, and help people out more. It won't be like last time!"
>it all falls apart the second I come back into contact with waifubaiting shitters and metafriend circlejerks

>>159495327
>Note: This race is most often used as a punishment by the admins and is explicitly marked as valid salad in the game rules. There is a virus that occasionally causes people to become tajaran. Although it would be in the players interest to isolate themselves from the infected, the valid train has no brakes regardless of the method one has become a catbeast
Read the last sentence

>>159495424
>It's not my faut, it's everyone else's!

>>159495424
sounds like the problem is you and your shitty attitude.

>>159495327
>it being added to wizard's staff doesn't make it equivocally a punishment allowing the crew to valid
There's a whole fucking subitem in the rules telling you ALL catbeasts are valid
>you're a real big faggot if you think you aren't going to get attacked back by the catbeast.
This is a literal fucking policy enforced by admins

HELP: Nuke77/(George Huntsman): Since I'm a valid catbeast does that mean if someone finds out and attacks me and I can defend myself with lethal force? - heard by 1 non-AFK admins.
JustSumGuy/(Mao FungChin) jumped to Nuke77/(George Huntsman)
PM: JustSumGuy/(Mao FungChin)->Nuke77/(George Huntsman): How did you even become a catbeast?
PM: Nuke77/(George Huntsman)->JustSumGuy/(Mao FungChin): Cursed dice roll.
PM: JustSumGuy/(Mao FungChin)->Nuke77/(George Huntsman): You're valid to kill, but you can't kill others without really good justification. I would avoid lethal force though for obvious reasons.


HELP: Killette2/(Rowan Leaf): also are catbeast allowed to valid each other or must they only defend themselves, say multiple people are catbeast in this scenario - heard by 1 non-AFK admins.
PM: Mrpain666/(Ben Griffin)->Killette2/(Rowan Leaf): Here's a rule of thumb. "Will it hurt anyone?" "Will it cripple anyone?" "Will it kill anyone?" If the answer is yes to any of that, dont do it

>>159495641
so which one are you? both, maybe?

>>159495763
>that second log
Is it so hard to answer a clear question with yes or no instead of some vague patronizing "rule of thumb"?

>>159495763
>Valid each other
What does this mean?

>>159495992
it's a rule of thumb that very clearly says "no" and adds more on top, because it's necessary
sorry you're allergic to reading you inbred american child

Who is the tannest girl

le law two prefix kaksoispiste de de de
gotta ENFORCE those asimov laws

>>159496137
Can cat kill cat (answer is yes)

>>159496208
>answer is yes
>admin answer is no
mhhhhh

>>159496208
>answer is yes
Not according to MrPain in >>159495763

>>159496137
It means catbeasts are so forbidden from using lethal force, they can't even valid other catbeasts.
>>159496208
Read one line below

>>159495763
>a literal who and a killete autism ahelp
good case you've built up, remember to cite it when you ahelp a catbeast killing you for trying to kill it.

>>159496171
Fucking waifufag go away.

>>159495763

Ask tomorrow, and you'll get a different answer. The next day, the same.

More information about the rule enforcement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz-PtEJEaqY

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>>159496192
>mfw some greytider/clown just says "law 2" and nothing else
have fun waiting in front of that door for the next 30 seconds

>>159487003 They can resist out.
>>159495146 I looked. Can I get more to go on?

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>>159496334
>an admin's reply doesn't mean anything unless your favorite staticnamer is the one to make the question

>>159496334
>if you're not one of the popular koolkidz of the server, your ahelps aren't as valid as one of the ~regulars~

???

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>AI
>Could you law 2 this door open?
>I'm going to have to law 2 myself outta here

>>159496510
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Makeshift_weapons#Blinder Since I'm a nice person.

can one someone write a creatine guide

>>159496517
Why does this picture fuck with your eyes so much?

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>>159496719
DELETE THIS

>>159496334
Since when is being a literal who even a bad thing?
Well over half of the "famous" players are famous for being bad.

>>159496869
t. Justsumguy

Here's a challenge for any virologists

I want you to try and get the highest multiplier you can on a virus symptom, and report back to me

Highest I've gotten is 1.5

I want to know so I can properly gate a virus symptom and its changes as the multiplier goes up

>>159496719
>poor man's flash
Well... it's a start.

Might as well just ghetto flash powder at that point.

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>>159493850
Many thanks Anon!

>>159497242
You're welcome

Some automated nonsense C&D attacked it, so they had to cut some of the audio, but there's always the clean rip in the game files, or hosted elsewhere on youtube

>>159497914
There was an MP3 in the description that I grabbed, which I think is the complete version. Otherwise how would I find it from Byond?

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>>159496510
>They can resist out
I went to let the borg in pic out after round end five minutes later and they were still in there, so either they can't or a lot of them don't think they can

We need a new balloon
We need a balloon that is a huge 2x2 neon sign saying "YES, I AM A SYNDICATE AGENT AND I SPENT 10 POINTS AND ONE HAND SLOT ON THIS SIGN TELLING YOU TO TRY TO VALID ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I'M THAT CONFIDENT IN MY ROBUSTNESS"
It's an injustice that you don't even have that available as an option anymore

>>159498105
You'd have to grab it from the repo

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/blob/Bleeding-Edge/sound/music/moonbaseoddity.ogg

>>159498163
>so either they can't or a lot of them don't think they can
They don't have a HUD icon, but they *do* have the verb

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>>159498269
Cheers!

Something about Dectalk just cracks me up. I grabbed an old version from Reddit a while back, which came with a metric fuck ton of songs. It's also a version that can export to .wav, which is pretty funny.

>>159480023
Anyone remember the admin Valarus?

Does anyone still have the picture of what she looks like?

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>>159496517
Proportions are too fucky for a wallpaper

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>>159490853
https://youtu.be/cHcunREYzNY

ded

AI was such shit

>AI, open this, a person is dying on the bridge
>AI, open this
>AI... OPEN... THIS
>AI?
>AI rambles about someone dying somewhere else
>AI rambles about yet another person dying somewhere else still
>etc...
>AI, you didn't open the door, why? Now that person's fucked
>AI, answer me
>AI, I asked you a question, answer me!
>AI says something again
>AI?

I'm glad the AI was blown.

I wanna fuck a skeleton

>>159505712
sounds like it'd be dry as a bone

>>159505712 As depraved fetishes go, you've at least picked one that's possible in reality.

>>159505971
>there was a person in /utg/ who legitimately had sex with a real life skeleton dressed up as a character in the game
no, anon, this is the darkest possible outcome

>>159505712
>>159505865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICwLlrQKVcg

>>159506067
At least fucking skeletons seems a little more humorous and less sick than fucking a corpse that still has flesh
Or maybe that's just me who thinks that

>>159506257
That's fair, yeah.

>terrible HOS does questionable things all round
>admins discuss potentially talking to him
>too tired, don't even give him a note
wow truly this is the time to griff fellows

>>159506257
>humorous
Heheheh
Humerus

>>159506257
>humorous
*humerus

>Or maybe that's just me who thinks that
I agree.

>>159506067
Never forgetti that guy from /b/ who smuggled a skull out of the Catacombs and stuck his dick in it

>>159506257
See
>>159506350
>>159506365
https://youtu.be/OGp9P6QvMjY

>>159495072
You dumb fuck.
Being catbeasted makes you valid.
If you manage to kill someone thats trying to kill you however its all good.
If you run around randomly killing people you get banned for non-antag murdering.

>>159506413
That man was a legend though, don't diss the skullfucker

>>159506439
c
>>159495763

>>159506426
t Celt

>>159506323
who the fuck was the faggot that immediately code blued at round start with no reason beside "lol centcomm sent us a message"

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>>159506605
>telling someone he fucked up for not making a pun makes me Celt
Uh, alright I guess
At least I am free from my bugs before too long

>>159506551
Fuck off, I've personally seen other admins say killing someone in normal self defense is just as fucking fine as if you were human.

Don't be a fucking baby bitch and cry to an admin if you somehow manage to get killed by a catbeast while you "kollet dem validz bro xD" of all things.

>>159506716
it's your word of your word of admins vs the word of admins
:^)

>>159506713
Celt posts that exact video to ahelpers so many fucking times in the logs.

>>159506764
its words of an admin vs words of an admin that obviously doesn't know how rules of escalation works.

>>159506716
>>159506764so who was in the wrong here
>>159493559

>>159506716
>killing someone in normal self defense is just as fucking fine as if you were human.
But it's *not* fine if you're human, escalation notwithstanding.

Unless they were Wiz/Ling/Vox/Ops/etc. you drag them to Medbay (or the Brig) afterwords.

>>159506802
Oh

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>Baystation banned someone for saying "meme lives matter" in OOC

>>159507167 they don't tho

>>159507167
>getting banned because you can't switch your vocabulary and demeanor depending on the social context you're in
Inability to code-switch is a sign of autism, you know.

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>>159507269
Really makes you think
https://www.reddit.com/r/SS13/comments/5aaac5/baystation_ooc_racist_memes/
>"Bans have been applied, and this can be labelled as an accepted request. "

>>159507357
Wasn't me.

>>159507476
>>159507269
Hue, meant to link this. Got sent the plebbit link over Steam.
https://baystation12.net/forums/threads/ban-request-richtofen-honk3r-handled.2877/

>>159507610
>Got sent the plebbit link over Steam.
Thass alrite ANon. We we re nt goin to openlly dispute your chastity.

>>159507684
I'm pure. If I make it to 30 I become a wizard

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>>159507357
>being banned for doing anything other than icky ocky or being a rampaging asshole in OOC

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>>159507735
Go all in on Jaunt.

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>>159507735
>tfw 8 years left to go before becoming a wiz zam
Do I become a higher tier of wizard for being handholdless and kissless?

>>159508281
How did your parents die, Anon.

No, just for making it to 40 and 60.

>>159508281
Ya, you become a Warlock. Shit's tight man.

>>159507357
havin a hissy fit cause someone said a bad joke is dumb though
this isn't reddit slash space station thirteen and we don't give you peepee points for reiterating the correct opinions about things
your a dumb e

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>>159508364
Hol up, since when do handholds with parents and shit as a kid count? Last I knew the actions had to have a romantic context behind them

>>159508405
>mfw

can someone tell me how to gitgud at lifeweb?

>>159508621
watch out for holes

>>159508562
>Last I knew the actions had to have a romantic context behind them
Nope, compassion in general. Even the more delusionally inspired of faps can jeopardize your chances.

>>159508839
>even the more delusionally inspired of faps
please elaborate

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https://youtu.be/JzuoJVr3IAo

>>159509016
Lust based faps are fine.
Hope based faps are fine.
Love based faps are usually OK.
Love AND hope based faps are right out.

>>159493323
Oh my god fuck off
Nothing has happened, stop trying to make everything about politics
3 more days of this shit

>>>159509315 Nothing has happened
It was probably even the bird-doggers.

>>159508405
Shit, man. What's the requirement to become a Lich?

>>159509998

Technology pending.

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>>159509998
90 years of age. Pretty cool, you can raise skeleton bitches from the ground to bone

>>159510048
Ignore this faggot here, I heard he has a girlfriend

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>beaker loaded in cryo cell
>it's 30 units

>>159510104
Poor anon. Accidental namefagging is the worst

>>159509998
Make it to 30 without leaving the womb.

>>159510160
A n t a g T i p

Creatine in the mix.
Also do your job poorly.

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>clown
>decide I will make it my goal to get the hivehand
>temp captain gives me RD, so Lamarr is secured easily
>spend the rest of round begging Medbay for creatine, but no one will give it to me
>spend a few minutes learning how to do chemistry
>finally get my creatine and thus the hivehand
>fire it a few times
>it explodes in my hand

>>159510396
It's a gun, what did you expect?
Honk.

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>>159510396
You poor bastard
Alien mutations that physically become part of your body shouldn't be affected by clumsiness

>>159509208
hmm, well I think I'll end up okay then

holy shit xenoarch is so dumb

>first 6 strange rocks
>2 crowbars
>2 wrenches
>a fucking kitchen knife with different flavor text, what the fuck
>a jousting spear?

no wonder no one plays this shit, it's mind numbing RNG, at least geneticist and xenobio gets you cool stuff

>>159511391
it's designed for bay and hasn't been updated significantly ever

>>159497120
>ghetto Flash Powder
Ritzy bastard.

>>159511516
definitely feels out of place here, I can see it really shining in long rounds, but even if I'm lucky enough to get xenoarch + extended an admin will step in and intervene by forcing summon magic/guns/force changling or Security Mcfuckvalid is going to get the shuttle called

>>159511650

With 2 people working together it goes faster,
and if you go for the big artifacts, instead of the strange rocks, you can get some pretty crazy things.

And strange rocks can have some pretty crazy guns.

>>159511650
>>159511750
>extended
>2 xenoarchs working together
>amass an armory of cool shit
>doesn't matter because no one cares about away missions (which should be a part of xenoarchaeology, being able to find away mission keys letting you get MORE loot etc)

>>159511819
>tfw want to learn to code just to make away missions

>>159495020
>>>/wsg/1360801
>Deconstruct microwave for magnetron
>add soda can and tinfoil hat
>secure assembly on a shovel (or gunstock)
>add stun baton and wires
Shooting it gives you burns and brain damage unless you are wearing a tinfoil hat.
I won't code it. I'm just an idea guy.

>>159512215
>recipe doesn't use a capacitor
It's shit desu

>>159510396
What's a hivehand?

>>159513265
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Makeshift_weapons#Hivehand

>ready up for lowpop
>spawn as one of five shaft miners/cargo techs
>engineering, sec or medical is empty

Will this get fixed eventually?

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Anyone get a screenshot of the big potat bomb?

>>159514021
Yes. While you're ordering guns, pick up drugs and an engine.

>>159514021
Cargo can be literally anything they want to.

Are the derelict research levels broke or something? Last time I tried to autism they were all at lv1

>>159514129
It's synched to the station research.

>>159514194
everything is fucking synced to the main station!
Its FUCKING retarded!

>Captain level access? You can go anywhere on derelict!
>No access? Have fun hacking open all these doors ASSHOLE

>>159511516
>Goon makes neat system
>Bay steals it and makes it autistic/comfy
>We take it from them and do nothing with it other than make it worse
It's not good because nobody wanted it to be good
The only reason we even have it in the first place is because it came with the rest of the baycode and nobody bothered to remove it

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[01:50:02]ADMIN: PM: BoosterRooster/(Ricky Stick)->SerWind/(Millhouse): the fuck
[01:50:13]ADMIN: PM: BoosterRooster/(Ricky Stick)->SerWind/(Millhouse): what the hell happened
[01:50:36]ADMIN: PM: BoosterRooster/(Ricky Stick)->SerWind/(Millhouse): did I fuck something up?
[01:52:11]ADMIN: PM: BoosterRooster/(Ricky Stick)->SerWind/(Millhouse): am i getting the bannu?

>>159514526
Nobody here would even know what 'good' is, all they want is autistic toys they can go show off to everyone and watch them not be amazed at all because they're ridiculously easy to get and everyone has seen them a million times. That's basically how every piece of content here works and have always worked.

>>159514559
what did ricky do

>>159514859
made a multi shard SME

the IRA blew it up

>>159514919
>IRA
sorry I don't play engineer what is this

>>159514943

Irish Raping Apostiles

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>Mommi up
>Low pop hours and likely low antag chances
>Decide to make a meme SME build
>Set up all 9 shards very carefully
>Set up cooling
>Set up singularity PA
>Miner, borg, firebird, and other engie all walk in at some points
>Finish it and put in shit plasma tanks
>Cool some plasma and watch my build for fluxing
>Going back outside for my cold plasma and just out the door
>Boom, Bzzzt emp detected x9
>Watch as 9 SM shards blow up in my face
>Wait for that bwoink
>Never comes
>Find out later that an antag teled in an ied and blew them all up
Shame I didn't get to see its full potential.

>>159514943
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Republican_Army

>>159514943
Celt

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>>159515050
Tip # 9 in the survival guide under jobs.

If the miner is on the station for a long duration without a load of materials in a crate behind them. They're usually are the traitor.

>no posts for half an hour
Mega super dead.

>>159517315
Nothing to talk about in these super low pop hours
Unless you want to discuss asimov or waifus

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>crew so buttblasted at being forcibly turned into girls that a deathsquad gets sent in

>4 antags
>all these non-antag shitters doing antag things
>2 hour round

I play lowpop for good rounds, cant you NEETS play something else

>>159518494
>Reica will never force you to be a girl

F U CK

>>159518494
A bit sad. I was about to do the opposite to Reica out of spite when deathsquad got sent.

>>159518494
time to smell em logs

>>159518529
>I was only an antag when I arrived 20 minutes before the round ended

>>159518494
more like
>crew was so fucking tired of antags being degenerate losers deathsquad gets sent in

>>159518494
I'm not even playing but you sound like a big faggot.

>>159518529
This was a good round, what are you talking about?

>>159518589
When will reica get banned for forcing their transformation fetish on people?

>>159518698
reica wasnt even antag

it was hyun and reica projecting through hyun

metafriending of the worst caliber

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>absolute deadpop

>>159518494

I was wanting to be deathsquad, but then got cloned right before they got sent,
I went looking for a gun to fight the feminists and then the deathsquad killed me.

>>159518902
>tfw want to spess but have shit to do

>>159518698
When will they be promoted to admin?

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>>159519782

>>159518720
Ban for both of the cancerous erpfaggots when?

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Fascist station when?

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>>159521792
it would be a very fine line to walk for the station heads. While they could probably pull it off if people were somewhat receptive to their leadership, it could very easily end up with the heads just telling the borgs to murderbone everyone.

It'd be great to see a chaplain or librarian pull off a George Lincoln Rockwell or Dr. William Pierce gimmick effectively
Vox labor camps when?

>>159521792
>of all classes, excpet, well, commies
Speaking of which, lots of Russians/Ukrainians names these days

>>159523009
I can't speak for everyone else, but I get my statics by going to a Czech name generator and generating until I find something I like.

I like to play as Czech waifus

>>159523182
My current static is a german name + a Ukrainian surmane.

>vamp dies to beepsky
>CE corpse was never recovered despite having a GPS

Thank you Boris, great round.
Lowpop best pop.

>>159523523
>implying anyone ever checks for other GPS

>>159523009

I originally only used a Polish name to provide an excuse for shitty grammar, since when I first started playing, I tended to make my sentences shorter ("I get mix, you do chems." as opposed to "I'll sort out the cryomix, you can do the chems") so I spent less time typing and more time looking out for threats. Now that I've grown slightly more robust and I don't worry about getting killed any more because I've sort of embraced my characters' status as a redshirt, I've kept it because I tend to use the same characters in different games.

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>Using mechanical limbs/organs

Are you people mentally ill? Are you the mechanical version of furries?

>>159521792
Communist station is much better
Captain -> Premier
HoP -> General Secretary
HoS -> People's commissar for Safety
CE -> People's commissar for Infrastructure
CMO -> People's commissar for Health
RD -> People's commissar for Research
Librarian -> People's commissar for Education
Would be a pain in the ass to get all these custom titles, but radio chat would be fun as heck
The Librarian would distribute Communist Manifestos and make speeches, he would be a new head and would have its own department to help him.

MD -> Comrade Medical Doctor
etc.

>>159523672
>powergame instead of being a special snowflake
baka tbqf senpai

>>159523602
whenever I play someone with telesci access I do I swear

>>159523602
They do. I got saved thanks to my GPS. Thank you Boris.

>>159523865
metafriends don't count

>>159523903
>metafriends
First time I saw their static. They were just a nice person all around.

>>159523530
It was my pleasure Alois! Mining is most fun when you get a partner!

which waifu would you spend christmas with ?

>>159512215
>Deconstruct microwave for magnetron
going to need to use magnetrons to build microwaves first

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>>159523672
I'm too /m/ to not use mechanical limbs

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>>159524198
The one that doesn't try to valid me with a sharpened candycane

>>159524198
MY waifu

>>159524198
I'd spend hannuka with my qt jew <3

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>Trying to play lifeweb
>Spawn, fall into hole I can't see, have to kill myself
>Spawn, fall into hole I can't see, die
>Spawn, stand too close to lava, die
>Spawn, walk into something that looks just as innocuous as all the other plantlife with unpronounceable names, die
>It takes forever to die, and just as long to ghost
>Wraiths can't go through walls or anything
>Respawning is tied to someone finding your body and deciding to be nice
>All of this plus ridiculous movement delay and only two serbs
I'm starting to wonder if any of this is even worth it
From what little I've seen of the actual game, I don't think I even like the grimdark half sci-fi theme, and the Magical Realm shit looks like it's tied into the game mechanics in the most annoying way possible

>>159524782
We need to put together a big group to go there someday

>http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Advanced_Construction
I don't see morgue trays. Can you create morgue trays ?

>>159524198
My waifu, just like last year.

>>159525201
Yes.
You only need two items.

>>159525279
Which ones ?

>>159525771
You can find one in medbay and the other everywhere.

>>159515050
Wait, do PAs energize shards?

>>159526250
Very very shittily

>>159525771
Use metal on a body bag.

How can I get in contact with strawberry-Chan?

>>159527925
stop this meme

How do you scoop blood off the floor?

whats an easy way to make myself vomit for vomit based chef recipes?

>>159528741
You can't, blood is a decal. You can only clean it.

>>159528879
Give yourself a moderate amount of toxin damage.
Toxin damage doesn't worsen over time, so you'll live until you can get to Medbay and have them fix you up.

In the meantime, just stay well-fed and the toxin damage will make you throw up periodically.