/mscg/ - My Summer Car General

What does final gear change do?

How do you fill the muscle car with gas?

>>159104128
underneath the rear bumper

FINALLY GOT THE SHIT CAN RUNNING. now... how do I stop that horrible squealing noise?

>>159104174
your alternator is not tight to the fan belt. fix it.

How do I get new pistons after blowing them up?

>>159104232
uhhhh, dont blow them in the first place?

>>159104212
it's as tight as it'll go

Why the fuck does my fatigue keep skyrocketing? I'm not running everywhere, and I'm just walking around the house. Is there some way to reduce it without having to sleep? Will I die if my fatigue is in the red too long?

>>159104167
I still can't find it

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Talk shit get hit.

>be drunk
>crash at 5kph
>die
shouldn't I be more impervious when drunk, not less?

>>159104469
Oh wait now I found it
Very well hidden

Anyone got the map with all the important stuff circled, like where to deliver wood and the town and stuff?

noise is gone. started car acuated choke, now the alignment is completely fucked. anyone know how to do a proper alignment? at least good enough to get me to the auto mechanic so he can do it?

can I get a youtube link of UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE

>tfw trying to drive home after 3 vodka shots
this is fucking impossible
also do you die from fatigue or just pass out?

Has anyone figured out what/where the sound file for eurofag's music is?

>driving down road
>F U T U R E L A N D

I feel like it's a necessary change.

>>159105802
I heard you die from a fucking heart attack if your fatigue stays red for too long.

>>159104431
Yes, you drop dead of a fatigue-induced heart attack. It takes about 12hrs in the red to do it, depending on your level of activity.

i have a full load of wood ready and that faggot hasnt called me. fuck him

I'm still pissed i cant put wheel covers on my sport wheel

>>159105427
Your map at home tells you everything you need to know. Pretty much every house has some kind of significance, I correctly guessed that the drunk guy lives at the house near Loppe because there's no septic tank or wood delivery there.

>>159106339
Not him but when someone is outside of a house drinking does that mean that's where you go to drop off wood/suck shit

>>159106485
>drop off wood
No.
>suck shit
Yes.
There is only one wood drop-off location.

>>159106615
Ah okay thanks, I was wondering why there was a guy sitting in Loppe when I stole the car but on another save he wasn't there

what happens if you hold your piss in too long?

>>159106848
Your bladder ruptures, killing you.

How do i drift?

>>159106231
Pop by his house while on a poop truck or grocery run, if there's no pile of wood and he's standing outside he's ready for another load but the call hasn't queued up yet.

>>159106485
>>159106615
>>159106686
I've had a few times where the guy sits outside his house but the septic tank wasn't quite full. You suck it dry and he doesn't pay you. The wood delivery guy however can be relied on as he ONLY stands outside when he wants another load.

are there any AWD/4WD cars in game?
>>159107110
>drive
>throw handbrake
>drift

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>Stop at DUI checkpoint
>Open car door to get out
>Cop is killed by the door
>Walk over to the other cop
>He dies when I walk through him
>Sucking shit
>Hear sirens

Should I be worried? ....Guys?

Are you supposed to install stock air filter on aftermarket carbs?

>hunger meter goes crazy when hungover
realism

>>159108205
>thirst meter doesn't

how much wood does the woodfag if the woodfag needs some wood
it's supposed to be read with the rhythm of the woodchuck song or whatever

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>all these people calling the country road driver Green Devil
>not realizing it's a Dudesons reference, as is the property at the south-east junction
>even Robbaz calls him Mr Hitler

>>159108313
A full trailer load gets you 3200 markka, but loading it after the wood texture reaches max height doesn't do anything.

>>159108362
>not realizing it's a Dudesons reference
pls gib source
not saying you're wrong, I just wanna see what you're talking about

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>tfw kino comes on the radio

>>159108710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7BwecWe4mc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M5QLUOIeXs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwq8Sw1rr4o

>figured out what the hand throttle does
this is the best thing ever

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>>159105427

>>159105868
>>159105726

>>159092204
>https://static.ylilauta.org/files/4s/orig/qibrqccv/epatodellinen.mp3

>>159109686
I meant like where it is in the game files, so that I can change it to a track from my preferred singaporean illegal kart racing sitcom

>>159109484
Also works a treat for powering the trailer hydraulics while you get out and go open the tail gate.

So I haven't received a job for firewood since day 1. are they rare or is it that the original job is still active? I dont have the marker anymore so I wouldnt even know where to take it.

>>159110093
you should still have the job, but the marker is gone.
leave your house, when you get to the turn, turn left instead of right. when you get to the four way dirt intersection, turn left. 2nd house on the right

>>159110187
alright, so I did have the right house. I didnt unload the wood there because its just bare land with no indication that its the right spot.

>>159110415
if there is a guy standing out front drinking, you can drop off wood.

>>159109484
literally cruise control

High pitched squeezing and stall outs. What do?
I tried towing the car to mechanic bro but it got all sorts of fucked by the fuckheads on the road.

>have like 20 custom songs
>radio plays like 3

>>159110415

Lower tail gate and shift tractor to neutral, raise throttle with lever and turn on trailer rear hydraulics with small lever on the port side of your seat, behind handbrake.

Dump at end of driveway. If it doesn't start unloading, drive around his driveway till it does.

>>159110964
adjust the alternator. with the screwdriver unscrew the screw, scroll the alternator down till its tight against the belt. screw the screw back in.

>>159111108
Do it while running and don't go tighter than required to stop squealing unless you want to destroy the belt. No clue where to get a new one.

>>159111082
nah I already got that far. I ran into another problem though...as soon as I went to take the money from him he passed out and so I didnt get shit

>>159111437
You have to be careful running into people, your character has a steel skull and headbutts people unconscious. Also explains how you can fuck up the bodywork by trying to close a door on yourself.

>>159111437
>as I went to take the money from him he passed out
Is that some kind of high dirtiness effect?

friday is a working day, right?

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I just had like an earthquake? Jesus christ

Woke up to the game world shaking violently

>>159111242
im pretty sure a new one spawns in the shop if your old one snaps.

>>159111605
yeah that's exactly what happened. oh well, I get to do the trip again. maybe this time I'll not be as shit with shifting and ranges in the tractor

>>159111713
hangover

>>159111738
new one spawns in the shop every day

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where the hell is this fuck's house?

>>159112157
down in Loppe
third house down from the mechanic shop I think

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>Just started playing the game
>Mess around for a bit, but decide to start over and follow a guide
>Head to the shop first
>Load up on food and beer
>Stop for a breath test on the way home
>Get back in van, take off handbrake
>Suddenly blood everywhere as a random car crashes into the back of me

>>159112626
next time go behind the shop/pub. there's a toilet you can save at

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>put together my fully stock car
>everything is more or less working (kinda)
>install aftermarket shit (exhaust, carbs, radiator)
>reverse gear doesn't work at all because I don't have a clutch pedal
>first gear is nonexistent
>no rev limiter
>over-revs like crazy
>starts shitting pistons and bearings the moment I press W

>>159112707
Oh, I thought this game had permadeath. I'll be sure to do that, thanks.

>>159112707
do this before you buy shit
your shopping bag explodes when you load in

>>159112626
>Not taking poop truck
>Not intentionally letting technoviking or Mr. Hitler ram you
>Not dumping sewage on them as they recover from crash

Perkele

the idea of building a car from the ground up and driving it about is great, but this game has too many retarded fucking memes that just get in the way and make the experience bad as a whole. any similar games, minus the autismo XD peripherals?

>>159113118
>this game has too many retarded fucking memes that just get in the way and make the experience bad as a whole.

what memes?

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>>159108362
>tfw now I know how the blue car driver in mr bean felt

guys
what days is the mechuntic open?

also what is the 50% discount and how long is it available?

>>159113273
>lolz drinking beer is funny xd
>im polish or something hehe eurotrash stereotypes
>swearing is funny
>flipping people off is funny
>poop is funny
>peeing on stuff is funny
>driving 40 minutes to the store adds to the immersion
like how do you enjoy this game at all even as satire it's basically for children.

>>159113706
>40 mins to get to the store

Bruh. Take the handbrake off all the way.

>>159113906
drive more than 50kmph? drive off the road because shit handling and die.
drive less than 50kmph? die from boredom because how god awful the game is.

>>159114056
Turn left. I was hitting third gear in the van at points and I'm not even pro driver material.

>>159113706
>"I'm calling out humor I don't like, so I'm somehow superior xD"
also,
>40 minutes
more like 15

>>159113706
i realize this is bait, but.

you don't have to drink beer, there are plenty of other drinks in the game
the game is set in rural finland, so it is appropriately populated with rural people
you don't have to swear
you don't have to flip people off
in rural places people have septic tanks that have to be empties occasionally. Pumping sewage is a way to make money in the game. There is nothing funny about doing a job.
you don't have to pee on anything, you just have to pee occasionally
it only takes about 15 minutes to get to the store.

Have you never played a simulator before? They are games where things are simulated to some degree of realism. So if you lived in the countryside in real life it would take quite some time to drive to town to go to the store, this simulator simulates that experience.

>>159114056
The only vehicle that handles poorly is the van, because it is top heavy. once you get used to it you can easily go 60-80 down the dirt roads and 120 on the highway.

>>159114117
You don't admit that this is literally humor in it's most primal form? Go read a book you fucking idiot.

>>159114143
The fact that it's a part of the game, and the developer bothers with this retarded shit instead of focusing on and bettering the core concept is what irks me mostly.

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Radiator fan doesn't work, car went flying and dented the heck out of the frame before I even put the radiator in it.

>drive the poop truck to town to refuel
>holy shit this truck handles shitty in contrary what /v/ says
>finally crash in a tree because its like driving on ice
>next save
>try lowering the rear axle
>pic related
>drive 130 easily without any wobbly shit
>after a time hear some weird noises
>look at the temperature
>crazy high temps

this game, man

>>159114143
anon, you have to admit, some of these things are added for comedic effect, that's just the nature of the devs
but beer isn't really a funny thing
and there's nothing funny about pumping shit
the only remotely funny thing is the guy swearing about the terrible smell
>>159114235
I mean this game is made by finns
did you really expect shakespeare tier humor?

>>159114328
But the core concept is done. You build and tune a car from the bolts up. The only thing to really "better" is bug fixes, which are coming in the next update, and more events to do with your car which are coming int he update after that. The only thing i think that is needed that the dev does not have listed is more aftermarket parts.

What do you feel is missing?

>>159114542
yeah but why act try-hard by NOT implementing beer into the game? what kind of logic is this

>>159114546
what's missing is an actual game where I can kick back and tune and build a car. Not move slugishly around a store shopping for beer and sausages that took me 30 minutes to drive to, all the while a fucking fly buzzes in my ear and [MUFFLED EUROBEAT PLAY(S) IN THE DISTANCE]

>>159114546
Basically, what I'm trying to say is the car building and tuning aspect of the game is impressively well designed and implemented, but there's too much extra trash fogging up the game that makes it hard to enjoy.

>>159114928
but you can kick back and just build a car. Make sure to check the controls and build sprint to a key. When you start the game, drive to the store save at the outhouse behind the store. Buy the fan belt, 3x brake fluid, 1 motor oil, 1 coolant, and a mosquito spray or two. Then buy a lot of food, i would suggest getting beer but you dont have to cause you can always just drink out of the sink.. You should be spending about 2000 finnish bucks.

Then drive home, unload your groceries and save again.
You should now have enough supplies to last you more than the length of the car build. unplug the phone, go turn on the sauna never turn it of, so that you don't have to wait for it to heat up ever again. If you bathe like once every 2 days. Now just build your car uninterrupted. just make sure to save often and back up your saves cause the game is buggy.

It takes at most an hours worth of work and then you can just build you car to your hearts content.

>>159114739
>lets remove realism from our game because it can be considered funny and we want to be taken 100% seriously
fuck off, it isn't meant to be taken 100% seriously
this is literally on it's steam page: "Warning, this game is not for fainted heart. Severe car fever is required to play this properly due to it's autistic approach on car building."
someone who wants to be taken 100% seriously doesn't use autism in their description of their game

>>159112626
Pull over onto the side of the road for the police checkpoint, stopping in the middle of the highway is just as dangerous as it is IRL.

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>>159115686
>no fucked spurdo face

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>>159115686
interesting. the idea of hunting being added would surely make this game stand out even more. perhaps combine it with pic related for some rockin' good times.

>self maintenance
>car maintenance
>gun maintenance

>>159115825
from the dev-blog of planned featues
>Suomi KP/-31 to shoot fishes, cans, or something else

>>159115825
No idea if they plan to add a mosin or other rifle
they have plans for a KP/-31 tho

>>159115531
>it can be considered funny
VERY VERY liberal use of the word "funny"
go laugh at family guy fart jokes you uncultured swine. also wtf is with your obsession with 100%

>>159115310
More like two hours including tuning and bodywork, but this is exactly right, you can just be a complete Hikik/o/mori

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>>159115825
>>159115868
>purchase a sub gun kit from a magazine
>assemble it from parts and schematics.
>mill your own barrel.
>test it in your yard
>breach explosion
>young man dead from gun accident

>>159115823
It's before he got shot in the face.

>>159115868
>>159115903
that's a good start. glad to hear the dev is working to expand the game even further.

>>159115995
>young man dead from gun accident
make it happen

>>159115995
>>159116035
He's said more assembly-type things would be too much work for final release, but he's confirmed he'll make a RWD car for paid DLC if the game does well enough. Gun DLC would be fun too.

>>159116020
here's two great ways I can see the devs expand the game further
1. mod support, i.e. different cars to assemble via mods
2. co-op
>>159116085
>RWD
>not AWD
you gotta be fucking kidding me

>>159116123
>not wanting to tokyo drift
please leave

>>159116184
we already have the hot-rod
I wanna see either the Saab make it's way into the game or an AWD/4WD car/SUV

>>159116220
Buy the game on Steam, get on the discussion boards and say you'd like AWD for DLC. The dev reads and comments there often. If it takes off he could do a bunch of cars.

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Of course this faggot has to ruin everything

>>159116421
>If it takes off he could do a bunch of cars
>a bunch of cars
I'd really like to believe this but at the same time I'm guessing just the Sunny took a fuckton of work, and it'll take a metric fuckton to do multiple more

>>159116123
>co-op
god, I wish

here's something I want
mac version

>>159116709
lrn 2 dual boot

>>159116816
I'm too lazy to dualboot
plus VMs work fine anyways

>>159116709
>http://www.amistech.com/msc/
>PC-only game

>>159114519
>Alt+Tab back and forth for some messages
>tab back into game
>In the corner of my eye I see the fan spin a little
>Look at it and it's stopped
>Look away so it's at the side of the screen and it spins a little and stops
Okay. Guess I just adjust the carburetor a bit.

All he needs to do now is add mod support and let random people finish his game

>>159107982

I rolled through a police checkpoint killing 2 officers in the septic tank truck.

An hour later at the store I heard police sirens. They never seemed to get closer so I saved and reloaded at the porta-potty to make them fuck off.

>>159108313
I'm confused about this too. I never bothered to even attempt a wood run since I don't want go get there and realise it's not enough or some shit.

I wanna do this so bad

https://i.yuki.la/wsg/1463337806895.webm

>>159117418
You toss wood into the trailer until the woodpile stops growing

>>159117483
>green devil's view of us
neat

>>159116583
It did, and that's exactly why he's not putting more cars in the current release and talked about making it DLC; he'll put in the extra work if people are willing to pay for it. It's not content held back for extra $$$ (especially since it's $15 when you see bullshit going on early access for $50+ and extras for sale before it's even finished), there's a tangible amount of extra work to make that content.

>>159116859
This is actually a refreshing dedication, I'm fucking livid at the DayZ devs for gimping the game because the investors got greedy for consolebux, and the smug pricks had the gall to say "We never said it would be PC exclusive :^)"

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>>159112807

>>159117775
I don't even want more cars that badly, even though I would be neat to get to chose which car you want to build at the start of the game.
Maybe a slightly bigger map with more roads/houses, more ways to rice out the shitbox.

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fuckin dip in the road just slap my shit up

>>159118257
This desu
leave more cars to mods and later on as DLC
what needs to be done now is fixing bugs, and doing shit like making the map bigger

>>159118408
Bigger map isn't on the cards.
Bug fixes are current priority, other things include replacing some place holder graphics, another form of work to do, and cooking food. Cooking is a bit of a balance pass for the food, that pizza and macaroni will be quick and easy while sausages will take some cooking time to compensate for them being objectively best for hunger.

anyone got some good skins?
or at the very least a black colored template skin as opposed to white?

>turn on invincibility
>ram into car(in car)
>fine
>get hit by car
>suddenly not invincible
???

>>159118391
>Heading home on final stretch with fuel and oil in van
>Van decides to dive into rode
>Young male dead in crash

how long does repair shop take? I miss my car.

how do I back up saves?
>>159120834
yeah this

>>159120834
>>159120889

1-3 days, depending on the work that's being done on the car.

Simple stuff is around 24 hours.

>>159121042
thanks. I also meant to ask if they call me, or do I just need to show up and hope it's ready.

>>159121176
the call you, but I think you can show up too

I wanna start a new save but I also don't wanna lose my progress I already have
how do I backup saves?

>>159121295
thank you, sir

>>159121380
c:\users\yername\appdata\locallow\amisoft

Copy paste the folder inside.

>>159121897
uggh, didn't work, there isn't a file path there D:<
just kidding, worked fine, thanks

>>159122161
You cheeky vittu

So I have a question, do carb and valve settings save regardless whether or not you quit without saving?

>>159122576
That's actually a good question.
I know the damage done to your car prior to "quit without save" translates to damaged parts not being tightened when you reload.
Must check for valves though

>>159122860
yeah, I get a feeling carb settings save, because I could do the same adjustment and get slightly different results.

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>>159123210
Yeah just tried doing in on the carb and can confirm it saves.
Can't be bothered to try with the valves.

>>159123619
where is that sofa

>>159123731
Landfill

>>159109552
>>159123731
In Kaatopaika

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who here /boatparty/?

>>159124019
You /deadofheartattck/ my dude

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>>159124019
>he thinks red fatigue does nothing
but yeah, going with the boat getting gas is quite cool and the green killer can be avoided. except I once got stuck on land with the boat and had to glitch the boat back into water

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>Drop spark plug
>Can't pick it up
Is there any fix for this? Already tried restarting.

>>159125684
are you sure you're getting low enough?
if all else fails, lowest crouch + q should work

>>159126121
Tried both. I'm close enough to it, it's just broken.

how many days does it take to ship shit

>sit in front of sink drinking water for 10 minutes
>nothing
so you never need to take a piss?

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>>159126429
2 if I remember correctly.

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PERKELE

>>159126992
If you were actually drinking the water your urine meter continues to rise after your thirst is quenched.

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>>159127121

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have nips takin' interest in this game? seems like something they would enjoy doing.

also, why is the /v/ thread more popular than our /vg/ thread? we need to push those people over here.

Imagine if this game had a kit airplane you could build that would be even less forgiving if you fuck up. Would pay DLC money for it tbqh.

>>159127606
Because 60% of the thread is shitposting.

>>159127606
Browsing through community screenshots on Steam and according to the moonrunes it does seem japs are taking interest.

>>159127534
Finally realised I could just tow it and got it the fuck out of there after a 15 minute duel with seat physics

>>159127274
yeah
and it did
sat there, right next to it, in the red for 10 minutes
bupcus

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is it time for restart? Finished building my car but forgot to get gas. My trip back from the store wasn't very succesfull

>>159128262
You still have the pedovan for the gas.
Or just get the pirated version and use console to reset the vehicles, then go back to your legit game as all versions share the same save.
Much easier than doing everything again.

>>159128262
I was able to glitch the shit truck back on his wheels with that car lifter that's in the garage.

What prevents you from attaching the alternator? It's the only part I have left on this engine

>>159129836
>only part left
>alternator

Huuuh m8, a lot of things, you should have attached that with water pump and fan belt

>>159129952
God damn it.

>>159129836
>>159129952
>>159129994
It should be fine, just a trick of angling it right because it just bolts onto the outside of the engine. Nothing prevents it but you might get issues where the game thinks you're looking at the headers or other parts.

>>159130249
Yeah I figured it out after looking up where it's supposed to be attached.

>>159116570
KP/-31 can't come soon enough

is this shitbox a real model or not? looks like a datsun 1200

>>159131347
Datsun Cherry
In game as Satsuma AMP

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>>159131347
It's a datsun 100A

what component is wrong when motor immediately dies when moving?

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>>159131702
put it in H

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>can't even stage on the drag strip because I don't have pedals
Playing this on keyboard is suffering.

>>159131427
>>159131429
cheers

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Can I make a custom TV channel?

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anyone try using a race wheel and pedals for this game? I'm actually curious if one could learn how to drive stick this way.

>>159134296
I'm using a driving force gt to play it. It makes the game a lot funner to be honest. i don't have a clutch though so i have to use auto clutch.

>>159134296
Not sure if you can learn anything but pedals are pretty much required to do anything in this game.

>>159134191
not yet :D

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>>159134191
>>159134596
>mfw I end up creating an animu channel and live the hikki life both in game and in real life

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>Mortal Monday
>he's coming for me

Oh, the horror. The horror.

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so I just had my van flipped by a fucker in a white car, what the fuck do I do now

anyone know how long it takes the mechanic to fix your car?

>phone wont ring

I
NEED
MONEY

>>159134191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbd0G3o9-to

what the fuck is going on, stop by the police, give alchotest, get in car, suddenly I fly in the air and im dead because someone hit me
I was off the fucking road

>>159137146
anon above said 1-3 days.

>>159137495
okay thanks

I read that the landfill spawns parts that fall through the map. I'm about 95% positive that's where my grille went. Is there anywhere specific that things spawn there? I went over and looked around but I didn't see anything.

Is there an aftermarket grille I can buy?

>>159104182
whats stopping me from locking the green devil in my garage if you can lift npc cars?

>>159137246
>trying to build the car
>BRRINNG BRRIINNG
>answer it to stack up jobs
>happens like 10 times in 30 minuites
>finally finish car and need money to repair it
>jack fucking shit calling

How the fuck do u align the tires??

Radiator is leaking, and I've already tried removing it with the hoses and installing them again.
Also, tips on how to adjust the caburettor?

>>159139013
Take the 14 spinner, and find the screws that are behind the wheel.

If your car drags to the left, scroll the left wheel up and you right wheel down until that's not happening, do the reverse if it drags to the right, until it stops doing that.

>>159124019
>red fatigue and not near home

young male dying of heart attack RIGHT NOW

i need finnish music
and driving music

>>159141708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv3OsuCSAIo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zcp0ZscsK0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuevP2LateQ

>>159141708
turmion katilot

why cant I fucking attach ballbearings to the crank shaft

Will non-stock tires pass inspection?

>car starts
>doesn't stall or shut off
>sounds fine
>hand brake not on
>put it in gear
>doesn't move
send help pls. for every problem I encounter, I write in my autism journal the solution.

>>159144306
Clutch fluid? Gear linkage bolts tightened? Gearbox and Drive gear bolts tightened?

>>159144304
Nope.

>4 types of aftermarket tires
What are they good for? 1 is "rally", 4 is "racing" (slicks?), what about 2 and 3?

>>159144452
will test all three. thank you.

>>159143179
you have to stick the crank shaft in the block first

>>159142358

>>159142604
thank you

>>159104315
It's too tight then

>>159144306
Did you crash it earlier?

>>159107110
Look up Scandinavian Flick

the dirt road green car always crashes in the same place for me, ive encountered him actually driving only once.

the traffic goes the exact same path every time you play the game, which isnt very fun

>>159145679
no, but I went off road for a few seconds.

>>159146172
blindfolded speedrun when?

>>159146534
id really like to see a speedrun of getting the car successfully inspected as fast as possible

where can you clean yourself

So my car runs and it drives well and it passed inspection. However, when the car is cold, i get a horrible screeching noise and it tops out the RPM meter with just a touch of gas. I have to sit there and rev in neutral to warm up the engine before i can drive anywhere. Is my fan belt too tight?

What could be the problem? The carb is tuned to the Air/Fuel mix is 14.5 when the car is hot.

>>159147098
Sauna or lake

>>159146387
Check bolts on your wheels, maybe one got unscrewed

>>159147497
the sauna isnt working

>>159147906
Give it ~20 mins to warm up.

>>159147497
>horrible screeching noise
Something gearbox-related?

>>159147964
then, what I cant add water, but I can piss on it to make it steam

>>159148112
Fill the bucket, you dummy.

so where is the idle screw for air/fuel mix tuning?

>>159148145
I did, but it still doesnt work

>>159148214
You're probably missing it. put the end of the ladle in the coals.

>>159148154
For stock carb it's somewhere under the air filter. Do some pixel hunting with your screwdriver.
For aftermarket carbs it's pretty obvious.

>>159148314
still doesnt work

>>159148752
Is the door to the sauna shut?
Temperature gauge on the wall needs to be above 40

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Why?

>>159148878
The sauna isn't fucking hard to figure out, if the tempetare gauge isnt >70 its not going to work

>>159146656
wouldn't take too long for anyone who has done it at least once. the only thing that prevents me from getting it done on day 1 is how precise those screws require you to be with the mouse.

>>159149617
ive got it at 100 and the dirtiness isnt going down

>>159149982
throw water on, let it steam, let it unsteam, your dirtiness will go down by a bit, then repeat, dont chain stack it because it doesnt work

What will engine adjustment do?

so im searcing for the fan belt, but cant find it

>>159150627
Did you buy it?

>>159138864
That's what I was originally gonna do but he moves after 1min so i couldn't get him in a proper position. One day though.... one day.

do I have to install rear passanger seats to pass control? denta talmarsa essin

>>159152460
I don't think so.
Only "drivers seat" is mentioned in their inspection card.

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>>159152460
Here's everything you need to have to pass.

>>159153161
thats the writing say?

>>159153379
Yes, that's the writing say.

>>159153379
my bad, whatst the writing say?

Why does my framerate get a heart attack while I'm driving the shitbox?

It's great in every other vehicle, but as soon as I start the Satsuma it tanks to 20 and under

>>159153859
"Täys jätekasahan tää auto on"

>>159113706
>driving 40 minutes to the store adds to the immersion
>like how do you enjoy this game at all even as satire it's basically for children.
??????????????

>>159154549
>"Täys jätekasahan tää auto on"
google translate says that means "Full heaps a car is" so my gar is garbage?

>>159154789
Translating finnish is tricky.

The word "jätekasahan" is a declension from the word "jätekasa" which translates to pile of garbage, but what the word in that context means is something akin to "It is a pile of garbage"

So the most correct translation would be "Well, the car is a huge pile of garbage"

If I leave the stove on in the sauna will my house burn down?

Any place to buy the game cheaper than Steam?

>>159155834
Maybe g2a

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>light.light.light
>summer.summer(HoOoo)
Don't even care my shit is smoking. These radio tunes got me feelin' good.

>>159155753
No

>>159156143
Cool

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My radiator is leaking or some shit it won't fill please fucking help me it's the last component I need to fuel up

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>drag strip uses professional tree
Dev confirmed for absolute madman.

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Can anyone with photoshop experience turn this into a usable skin? My attempt is shit.

>take my car to the mechanic to get wheel adjustment, motor adjustment, and engine tuning
>get it back and it drives beautifully.
>doing 110 on dirt roads.
>take a turn to fast, flip and roll into a edge of map wall
>I dont die
I can't wait to get aftermarket parts

>>159157259
what the fuck were you even trying to do?

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>>159157259
what the fuck is that even supposed to be?

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Pic related, my attempt.

>>159157348
That's the BMW M3 GTR vinyl as extracted with TexEd.

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>>159157398
Now we're talkin'

How the hell do you get the steering column in?

No matter how I angle it, it won't "fit"

>>159157459
So you want that in black and red?

>>159157398
Ey yo fryman, wheres the friggin tiddy bar?
I god dis bad ass ride an no ladys to show it off to.

How do you change the skin of the car? Is there a file you replace?

>>159157514
thats shit took me like 3 hour to make. I'm not great at GIMP

>>159157976
Go to the images folder in the game folder in SteamApps.

>>159157976
in the game folder take the file name template.png edit it how you like and re-name it car.png.
Then you need to buy the custom paint job from the mechanic. It costs like 22000 finnish bucks

>>159157976
in My Summer Car folder there's folder called images with file "How to use car template.txt" basically just edit the template and save as car.png and throw into same folder.

>>159157925
No, as I said, that's the texture as it was extracted from NFS. actually rotated 180 degrees, but that doesn't matter I just want a better attempt at the BMW vinyl than >>159157459

>>159148314
>coals.
stones.

>>159148314
It's a stove, not a fucking grill.

>>159142358
Get your cheeky breeki on while you're at it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okir_R5gMzc

And this is for pooptruck:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKpgrKwCMxk

>>159158683
>>159158297
Is calling the rocks coals the quickest way to trigger Finnish people?

So I went to do my first inspection, and everything passed except my exhaust system. Apparently my muffler fell of somewhere between going from the house to the shop but I don't know where. What do?

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>>159162128
Is this some new design? I heard about minimalism but this is fucking ridiculous.

>>159163121
I've been wondering that too. They don't give a fuck about anything, you can talk shit about them, they don't care. But say coal instead of stones on the sauna stove, and you're gonna feel all the rage of Suomi.

>>159163703
Drive the road and look for it.

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https://youtu.be/cx7ykE6myo0
https://youtu.be/tHEKafMBEuA
https://youtu.be/Fr5yaFWwDn8
https://youtu.be/8wVJ8gxvHcw
https://youtu.be/meJHxsi-t50
https://youtu.be/FJG76l345E4
https://youtu.be/quLFDSzP0LI
https://youtu.be/M9x52lMMk1g
https://youtu.be/1vnu0qhMmQ8
https://youtu.be/dYJv0hFZE7A
https://youtu.be/1-YiaQZz1zY
https://youtu.be/58amTnpzOIg
https://youtu.be/enWoByIcXt4
https://youtu.be/L8Om_lcFRlk
https://youtu.be/ts_Lw3qrTfM
https://youtu.be/g6T5ui2TupM
https://youtu.be/-0QHZHzYAJ4
https://youtu.be/wdsWFG_-Tuk
https://youtu.be/1c4EtVCx3Po
https://youtu.be/xVfWPhUZvpI
https://youtu.be/ZO8w_-NnS-0
https://youtu.be/FWqsP-IxE0Y
https://youtu.be/DhAn_UWsDwA
https://youtu.be/leSS06OhXDI
https://youtu.be/6nzinzAMxtI
https://youtu.be/hHHg0KpIgno
https://youtu.be/I5_cPldlYjY
https://youtu.be/hEFyQt-9ZFk
https://youtu.be/6ym2F3rbKmM
https://youtu.be/jmB1JAf9nI0
https://youtu.be/cd-JFRaNIpU
https://youtu.be/qQBLZMULSbo
https://youtu.be/DuzyTjxQFX8
https://youtu.be/7M1jdJtOntI
https://youtu.be/ngaM4Bs09zI
https://youtu.be/qjR4wMx2iL4
https://youtu.be/yGHmxaYIKmg
https://youtu.be/GSw1zbXCDYQ
https://youtu.be/7V96vsrZ6oE
https://youtu.be/tpOJGQZv5pk
https://youtu.be/JblNwt0AEFo
https://youtu.be/Ve6Rd0G4TK0

>>159163703
Only thing you can d is look on the road. Try at night, evening so you can lose your hibeams they seem to reflex off items more.

>>159165459
Is that Mr. Hitler or is beer gut hanging out of an open shirt/jacket just a common look in Finland?

How do you fill the fucking canisters? All the advice I google is about filling the tank but not canisters. I don't want to go through another journey to the shop (which is painfully annoying) only to try figuring out too long until the shop gets closed.

>>159165694
Literally the same way you fill the tank. Press f to open it, and put the pump in the hole.

>>159165639
It's typical in areas with high unemployment rates and a lot of sleezy pubs. Only for like a month in a year when it's actually warm in Finland.

>>159165802
Tank didn't require f, but thanks.

where the hell is fernsdale if its not before the mechanic garage?

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SATANA!

My shithose just decided to rip off and fall on the bottom of septic tank.

What do?

>>159168448
Save and reload

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>airport is decommissioned so we'll never see something like this sitting at the gate
I cri

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here's to not having all my groceries fall into the lake.

>>159169481
>taking the boombox with you

Now that's called doing it right

>>159169481
In all my hours of playing I've never taken the boat.

>>159169801
glorious nippon shitbox, folded over 1000 times

>devastated van left near shop
>pooptruck in Loppe
>crashed mustang half-way from Loppe to home
>respawn at home

Fuck this. I guess my only choise is to use the pirate version to console everything back?

>>159153875
>why does my framerate drop to shit when i drive the only car with complex physics

>>159169481
How much time does the boat save?

>>159170087
Yeah I figured that out in these 3 hours, it's probably because this crazy ass car simulates every single thing that's in it. Works fine now. Car doesn't tho.

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Do I need stock engine parts to pass inspection?

>>159170042
how do you console it back?

>>159157259
I see what you're going for but whats up with the colours? I can do it after work in 6 hours.

can you put the patterns on the steering wheel from the magazine?

>>159170182
it could take half of a day to run all the jerry cans to there and sail to the town and it will use most of your fatigue if you're sprinting it all there. i'd get your stuff ready a day before by the dock so you'll have full fatigue the next morning and by the time i got there on a fresh save the store was about to close. im not sure if the boat require gas though. i tried to fill it with a jerry can but i couldnt get the gas cap off. so either i dont know how to work it or what. you also have to haul all of your groceries to the boat so that consumes a lot of fatigue.

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>>159170861
I think it's the third time I'm saying it, but those colours are those from the dds texture extracted from this file
http://www.nfscars.net/mostwanted/file/17850/

>>159170534
Apparently, since both versions use the same save, you boot up pirated one, open the console, use the command to teleport vehicles to their starting points and then save and boot the regular version.

Anyone wanna make a list of stock parts needed to pass inspection?
I've already bought my aftermarket parts and want to put as many possible on during my initial construction

>order parts
>they arrive
>pick them up
>open them at home
>clearly missing something
>order again
>"arrives"
>go to store
>pay for them
>go around back to get the packages
>nothing's there
???

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What the hell am I watching?

>>159172972
MAR

JA

TAAAAAAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHBcevPyR64

>>159172972
a video that the game creator made
it's on his youtube channel

>>159172972
>>159173049
FYI, that's the dev singing, same as this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ABgSzsPGDc

>>159173049
>>159173135
>>159173214

This guy is something else.

>>159173049

where can i find more finnish shitcore like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeaTAWVcKFc

>>159173984
>the motorcycle "moving" with its wheel still
kek

How much cash do you need to build a functional car?

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>>159173049
The voice of a god

Do you have to actuate the choke every time you first start up the car or is it just for the initial runs and working with the carborator?

>>159173049
Can someone translate what the song is about?

>>159173437
It's a special kind of based autism

>engage the paska-pump
>protagonist starts swearing
Say what you want about voice acting in this game but the emotion in those lines is priceless.

>>159175441
the one thing I don't like is how your swearing doesn't get more slurred when you get drunker
>inb4 drunk speech key
that isn't swearing

>>159175441
It's not just the swearing, it's the near puking sounds he makes in between the curses.

>>159175678
It's a small detail but adding those lines to the shit pump makes me crack up. That HYYIIIII VITTU comes straight from the heart.

>>159175868
Dev is absolutely based with everything, I can't wait to see what new features he'll add

Who else getting good oc from this game?

And what is the best program to convert videos to webm?

>flying down the dirt roads in top gear with the poop truck.
>pass the drink guy in the greed sedan
>lean out the window to flip him off
>drive off the road and get stuck in a ditch
such is life

What is the max sample rate for custom music?

>>159114056
>drive more than 50kmph? drive off the road because shit handling and die.

get gud, you can go twice that easy

>>159114536
>didn't realize what the rear axle lift did
>decide to raise it going max speed on the highway and see what happens
>ded

>>159179625
what does it do?

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>Paska-Dakar rally drifting on a dirt road at 100 km/h in the poop truck

>>159116220
>I wanna see the Saab make it's way into the game

Same, I have two of the 900s in the game, except two door and tarbo.

I have a feeling people who had no trouble assembling the datsun would be thoroughly confused when assembling the brakes/engine/transmission.

>>159109378
fucking christ, these guys are assholes

People said that as long as there is a man drinking beer our front you can get paid to pump shit, but thats not true i just tried 3 houses whrre men were drinking out front, and no payment