/owg/ - Overwatch General

Hana song likes stinky dongs prove me wrong

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thailand are /our guy/s and zalphx is a cute!

>>159007174
So what class do you guys think she'll be?

is sombra trans?

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>more info about sombra comes from leaks than the actual ARG

How do you fuck up this much?

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This is an autistic brown soldier.
Say something to her.

>>159007174
>She's a D.Va ripoff

Fucking stupid.

>>159007243
I am sure she is a support.

I have 2k coins and the mercy/Pharah skins, is there anything else I should really have before they're gone? I don't think I care much for any halloween stuff.

Maybe Reaper's intro?

>>159007243
defence
we lack that
also it would be about time to have something to swap reinhardt with.
>inb4 dva

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Sombra is cute
I love Sombra!


>>159007240
Thailand is cute!

>>159007306
Fareeha is cute!~

>>159007251
Mercy is ugly!

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SOMBRA?

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>>159007251
i don't know but i'm hloving it

>>159007243

Attack. She gets behind enemy lines with stealth and disables stuff. Turns off Bastions, Torb turrets, Rein shields etc

>>159007251
I want Mercy to laugh at my tiny penis.

>>159007174
So what does this image tell us about her kit? Can she control shit with those purple beams?

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>>159007306
She's the cutest girl and definitely not autistic

>>159007351
Wake up you cunt it's time!

>>159007312
That art is just showing her epic haxxor abilities.

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Amélie Lacroix

>>159007174
I hope she has spicy bants with the cold blueberry.

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Cutest and best pairing

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>American heroes (Soldier, Mccree)
>Honorful, lawful, typical white knight heroes

>Mexican heroes (Reaper, Sombra)
>Criminals, terrorists, trying to start a global war

How has Blizzard gotten away with this?

>>159007391
so basically not needed?

>>159007391
oh good, finally the reign of overpowered bastion and torbjorn is over

WHEN DOES HALLOWEEN EVENT END?? PLEASE DON'T TELL ME OCTOBER 31ST, HALLOWEEN ALREADY ENDED IN ALL OF THE WORLD

>>159007351
Late as usual, Sombra.

>>159007227
smegma lover
>>159007243
one paladin's character ripoff

>>159007493
November 1st 4pm EST

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>Ughh, I... Bed.

>>159007459

Probably. Thats just my guess anyway. Not what I especially want. Thats how I see a stealth/hacker character working in this game.

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>>159007431

>>159007467
>torb finally gets buffs to make him viable
>gets a hard counter
t-thanks blizz

>want china to lose
>also want team tranny to lose
help

can we crowdfund tickets to blizzcon for thailand if they lose? :S

>>159007552
FUCK DO I BUY 50 BOXES??
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

chances we get another countdown tomorrow?

How do we know this isn't fanart? I genuinely don't know.

>>159007616
You'd also need to get them visas

if you guys post futa widowmaker one more time i'm gonna cum

>>159007251
we actually got images of her but not much else
we still don't know anything for certain about her abilities

>>159007493
November 1st at 4 PM PST (that's California time)

>>159007665
aren't they in a studio in the US already?

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>>159007579
It's bed time, lads.
Get under your fluffy covers, and snuggle up to your waifu/husbando for a warm and lengthy sleeping session.

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>>159007676

I WANT FRANCE TO WIN JUST SO /OUR/ GUYS HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE

>"Hey guys how about we make a character that will make everyone want to stop playing our game?" - Blizzard when creating Mei.

>>159007662
>on blizzard server
>drawn by blizzard artist

>>159007676
Just go fap already.

http://rule34hentai.net/image/182667

>>159007751
If China wins, Thailand will just play against France. I think they have more chance against France than China.

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i want to fug sombra

Meanwhile at NRG HQ
>"Hey, you know what we should do?"
>"What?"
>"Lets remove our best DPS player from the Overwatch team and pick up a couple literallywhos instead of just telling one of them to stick to DPS and stop playing Zarya."
>"That sounds like a great idea!"

Why does Reyes wear a tactical hoodie

these teams seem pretty even

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>>159007174
>people actually thought this was going to be an alt skin and not the default
Gullible faggots the lot of you

>>159007243
She's Support.

Coincidentally, Symmetra is being moved into Defense.

>>159007893

If she doesn't have a cute sugarskull mask alt I'm going to screech

>>159007893
>Literally no one thought this

>>159007662
it was hosted on blizzards website, that's how it was found in the first place and it's drawn by blizzards artist. it's 100% real.

>>159007860
SFM was a mistake

>>159007893
There's a difference between "thought" and "hoped."

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>>159007676

>>159007619
no why the fuck would you do that?

>>159007436
>Soldier 76 is a rouge vigilante wanted in several countries
>McCree is a wanted bounty hunter who was in a gang before being strong armed into Blackwatch
>Reaper is American

Here's a (you) for your effort.

>>159007436
Sombra is a freedom fighter

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>>159008003
BECAUSE I NEED MY MOMMY

>>159007994

>Widowmaker is canonically a brainwashed slave
>All her porn is femdom

reeeeee

>>159008040
>wetback
>american

pick one

fucking china reeeeeeeeeeeee

GET FUCKED FROGS

>>159007436
They're honorable but they're sure as hell not lawful

BAGUETTES BTFO

Sombra ability: Shoots tendrils from her finger that disable enemies shields. Reinhardt's shield immediately breaks, Zarya's shield is removed with no energy afforded, Winston's bubble immediately pops. If it hits a player it will remove all of their shields on their life bar.

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TIME FOR /OUR/ GUYS TO BTFO FRANCE
I BELIEVE

PLS REMOVE TRAPS THAILAND

>>159008093
her short is retarded and caused this

>supposed to be a creepy emotionless freak
>lets make her smug

>>159007885
Hoodies are cool.

>>159007720
No, they're all in a private aircraft carrier in the Pacific

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>>158995245
>>158995271
>>158995479

I leveled up ONCE went through 10+ QP awful matches with awful teams and multiheroes bullshit and finally got it after 40+ level ups and ~30 bought boxes,
I REGRET NOTHING

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Jesse Mccree
Sombra looks...Interesting.

>>159008184
that would be op as fuck

>Go into QP after a losing streak in comp
>Just people standing around, waving to each other and spamming emotes, with some people on the other team joining in

Is everyone just trying to idle for exp?

>>159007893
I had HOPED that wasn't going to be her default skin. I actually HOPED that wasn't going to be her design at all.

thank god france is out so the tranny shitposting can die

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rip booty

and what the fuck is montecristo doing there

>>159008083
just buy her with credits man don't waste your money

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>Sombra leaks

@159008098
>Nationality listed as American
>Born in LA

2/10 you tried

>>159008258
McCreexSombra when?

Texmex?

>>159008289
France can stay in if they beat Thailand

>>159008289
They're not out yet.

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>>159008083
A pure qt.

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>mfw I have had Witch Mercy four times.
>mfw I don't even like it.

thailand pls finish them off

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THAILAND CAN DO IT
SEND THE FROGS PACKING

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>>159007994
>tfw no Smugberry on top of you
The pain.

>>159008338
anchor babies aren't real americans

>>159008317
I only have 1.9k
and I'd rather work irl a couple of hours than grind dozens of hours

>>159008184
Sounds neat but also extremely situational. Like this ability does literally nothing if Zarya, Rein, Winston, or Symmetra aren't picked.

>I want Thailand to vanquish the tranny loving surrender monkeys
What did the caster mean by this?

>>159008093
Not all of it.

http://imgur.com/a/ABUbi

>>159007174
If after all these months of waiting THIS is the best they can come up with I might as well just drop this game now.

>>159008276
I do that during a match wait when there aren't enough players

I have skirmishing off now but I did that in there when I had it on before too

>>159008408
>Reaper
>anchor baby despite not even being able to speak Spanish and having an American accent
>anchor baby after the Great Wall of America was built and all illegals and their anchor babies are deported

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Do people really take quickplay seriously?

>>159008370
I'd trade every mercy skin in the game for the Calavera player icon

>>159008464
>Like this ability does literally nothing if Zarya, Rein, Winston, or Symmetra aren't picked.
There will never be a game where one of these aren't picked

you knew that already though so I'm giving you a (you)

>>159008464
>lists 3 tanks with a combined play rate of 95%

>>159008550
I use it to practice with heroes that I'm shit at

Do people really take ranked seriously?

>>159008370
I got Dr. Junkenstein twice
It's okay but I don't really play Junkrat

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>>159008407
>Amélie will never be on top of you snoring, moving her head every now and then, and giving you a squeeze hug every now and then

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>>159007174
>those thicc thighs

They really did take inspiration from Laura.

>>159008550

I take it seriously in the sense that I don't mind calling you out for being ass.

I don't really care if you want to play two Hanzos and a genji with Zenyatta support and Roadhog as the tank, but don't suck while you do it.

>>159008490
if updates are what keep the game alive for you then you should

>>159008608
Give me my (You), faggot.

http://imgur.com/gallery/Wjadwi8

yas kween

>>159008550
Some of us don't have friends to actually play Competitive seriously and you need at least 3+ to actually make a difference in a awful team full of quitters

QP is either fun but also can be hell with multiple heroes being chosen

>>159008578
>>159008593
It seems pretty dumb that Bliz would introduce a character to entirely say "fuck you" to the meta. And also doesn't change the fact that the ability only works if 4 out of 23 heroes are in the game.

@159008408
Unfortunately you're wrong, any child born on US soil is automatically an American citizen, any child born overseas to American parents is also an American citizen. Despite your opinion that is the way this country works.

>literally no way to stop Nano Boost unless you play Ana

ebin game Blizzard

>tfw haven't gotten a (You) all day

>>159008625
>Not keeping her trussed up at the foot of your bed.

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>fun-loving jokesters

>>159008701
>he can't climb solo
>he needs to be carried like a little baby

>>159008676
>soon we'll have cosplayers that can actually fly

why do esports commentators always go off on these awkward as fuck tangents? I rarely see shit like this when I watch regular sports.

>>159008704
You'd win every rein vs rein earthshatter war

>>159008763
>he doesn't fill as ana if his team doesn't already have one
Do you like losing?

Tfw no mccree bf

>>159008763
>not whole hogging them to the moon until the boost runs out

>>159008763
Discord and focus. McReee stun.

>25% accuracy with hanzo
>missed every single ult
hahaha
kill me please

>>159008827
stretching for time

I'M GOING TO GIVE JUNKRAT SOME CANDY

>Wanted sombra to be a sneaky debuffer that plays near the enemy back line
>She's going to be a fucking pet class

I have no words.

I'm really conflicted /owg/
I am seriously considering buying some lootboxes before the Halloween event ends, but if I do then I am sending Blizzard the message that selling randomized loot is a better money maker than adding maps or game modes.
I know that they already think like that, but at least so far I haven't been part of the problem.

>>159008845
>implying my teammates that play ana can aim sleep dart

>>159007174
mi nueva esposa

That french Kitty girl is extremly flat chested, I like it.

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>>159008769
Have a blue (You)

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How is Zalphx so attractive?

>>159008924
you can have her that bitch is fea af

>>159008909
Then bully them until they switch

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>>159008795
There's so much I can do alone, you know life isn't faor when you have 4 gold medals with fucking symmetra and the team is doing nothing and spamming "hello" to the enemies. And the PoTG always goes to a fucking mediocre reaper that finally kiled 4+ guys after spamming the ulti from behind the entire match

YES I AM MAD, LEAVE ME ALONE

>>159008936
>torb and sym in top 3 most played
fucking based

What if Sombra can deploy a stealth wall similar to Mei's ice wall only it can be fired through by the enemy team.

>>159008906
I promise you you will never regret it if you stick to your convictions

@159008929
>Girl

All this low quality bait today come on atleast put some effort into it.

>>159008872
McCree stun is a strictly worse Roadhog hook which is a strictly worse Sleep Dart

It's also not really a counter if you need 3+ people to deal with 1 person. Even with discord McCree can't burst down a nanoboosted tank in 1.5 seconds

Does anyone else hate defending in any map? I tend to leave a lot of quickplay games because I don't want to defend

>>159008987
why would anyone want that? if you can see through it and shoot through it, it's just a shittier ice wall

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>tfw artwork of the leak is true

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>>159008083
YESSS
GOT MY MOMMY AND ZOMBIE PIG 10 BOXES IN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR MERCY JEFF, I DONT KNOW WHY I GRIND ANYMORE WHEN I CAN JUST THROW CASH AT YOU

>Junkenstein three fucking times

Why did I spend cash?

I can't watch this match when there's so much riding on it

>>159009000
This guy speaks the truth. I caved in a couple of times and bought the cheapest boxes and all I got were shitty sprays. Don't give in to it and you'll feel a lot better.

>>159008906
>being poor
Why are you wasting your time playing video games anon? You clearly have worse problems you need to deal with

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>>159008548
>All the jobs that will be created for the mass deportation itself and lawnmowing and Dunkin Donuts positions opened

Sombra's design if real is odd. Everyone in the cast has realistic outfits that fit their character. Sombra design fits a 90s style vision of a hacker. She wears bright purple outfit that looks very uncomfortable and has no padding. And she has a high maintenance hairstylee and wears loads of makeup.

This isn't hacker chic, this is more SJW nonsense like Zarya.

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>>159008763
>drop the beat

>>159009065
>Roadhog's and Reaper's 4 times each at least
>I don't even use them

>>159009057
enemies wouldn't be able to see heroes on the other side of the wall

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>tfw thailand is going to lose

Goodbye Thailand, you were too good for Blizzcon

>>159008676
Jesus

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Sleep smug /owg/

>>159009000
>>159009076
Oh man, I would be super fucking pissed if I actually payed for these things and I got the kind of shit I usually get.
That's my main problem with it, it's not even guaranteed that you will get something good.

>>159009078
Your reading comprehension is terrible, friend.
Are you genuinely retarded or merely pretending?

>>159008872
I wish Discord was reverted, would check all these nanotanks running around.

>she

>"Kitty, she"
>"SHE"
>"S H E"
>"H"
>"E"
I'm 100% convinced Blizzard had someone talk to Uber about it.

>>159008987
Make the wall itself invisible and this is a top tier skill

>>159009128
depending on who's boosted and the precise timing of it that might not do shit

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>>159009217

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>we get Sombra and our first gay couple in the canon all within the same month

How will /owg/ survive?

>>159009223
Please don't give in to it, anon. You'll feel better if you stick to your principles.

>>159009243
What did I miss?

So, Sombra tomorrow?

>>159009172
so it's a barrier that obscures vision and nothing else?

>>159009295
Nothing of importance

>>159009243
The pause after he said "Kitty"
It was beautiful, someone clearly told him he'd get murdered by tumblr in the intermission if he didnt fix what he'd done

>>159009249
Yeah that would be the idea. You would be able to deploy it silently and the enemy wouldn't know it was there, so you could move your entire team across short gaps and they wouldn't be the wiser.

>>159009295
Uber called Kitty, a tranny, "he" and "him" multiple times a little while ago. Before then, the casters avoided using pronouns when talking about Kitty, referring to him directly by name. Now, the casters said "she" multiple times when talking about him.

>>159009336
given the art leak and that the NDA for testers expires tomorrow at noon, i would say so

How many hours we got left?

>>159009118
>this is more SJW nonsense like Zarya.
I'm looking at her design and I don't see what's SJW about it. A Sombra designed to appeal to SJWs, to me, would be overweight/heavier, not conventionally pretty, and probably have a darker skin color. It better not be the hair because we've had this discussion before.

>>159007436
>I'm Mexican
>I'm not bothered by this
Fuck Political correctness

>>159009354
see >>159009364
Sorry if I'm explaining the idea poorly

Why does everyone in /owg/ pretend to be gay

>>159009386
Oh man what a huge controversy
Will the Overwatch world ever be able to recover

>tfw 3 witch mercys
why aren't they giving me 600 gold?

>>159009118
>Imply any of us Americlaps want those jobs

Let's face it we're a society based on mediocrity that has a mentality of we always deserve more. The bulk of Americans feel they're too good for the hard labor jobs even though it's about all they're mentally capable of.
The amount we rely on immigrants willing to take the shit jobs is staggering and would collapse this country if they were thrown out. I'm not advocating illegal immigration but at this point with how up their own asses everyone is and feeling that they're special because that's what they've been told their whole life no one would actively pursue those jobs that become vacant.

>>159009386
Huh, so they've caved in?

I hope Sombra is not another braindead "w + m1" heroe (mei, symmetra, winston)

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/OUR/ GUYS ARE LOSING
FUCK THE CHINKS
FUCK THE FROGS

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>>159009458

>>159009391
>Been saving coins like crazy
IT'S TIME

>>159009458
It is just thread culture

>>159009458
The girl to guy lewd ratio is 3:1

>>159009118
>this is more SJW nonsense like Zarya.

Do tell Anon, how is Zarya SJW nonsense?

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>>159009283
Where did this meme come from, was something leaked? Did somebody say something?

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Give me my spicy Latina waifu already Kaplan

>thailand hugs everyone except kitty

i want to violently murder everyone in the french team

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haaaaaaahahahaha

>Trap stays
>Good guys go
Fuck this shit

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>have to watch frogs and chinks instead of qt thai bois

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>>159009458
>pretend to be gay

>>159009458
I'm actually gay and there are a lot of pure husbandos in this game

>>159009431
/owg/ is so hyper-sensitive to tumblr that any haircut that wouldn't be allowed in Catholic school is "tumblr"

Can we please remove France from existence

>>159009364
>>159009449
a better idea would be an aoe stealth option for her and her teammates that moves with her

I blame the fucking chinks for not winning when they were supposed to. Fucking dog eaters

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ok guys, it's my last chance to get the event shit, so it's time to buy stuff
I only checked off the skins, but what other stuff should I make sure I have?
I already have the only two legendary skins I care about and I figure I need to grab ghoul ana
what else?

That's fucking it. It's time for another Coalition War.

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>>159009283
It's nice they decided to adopt a second daughter

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>got two reaper skins
>no mercy witch skin
fuck this event

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IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING BUT IT FINALLY CAME

>>159009561
Zarya was never SJW nonsense. She has kinda crazy hair and people got all these false ideas about her. Zarya is pretty much Russian ideal- super strong, top world class athlete, could stop a horse, loyal to country, hates omnics with zero tolerance, military proficiency.

>>159009650
Yeah that would probably be easier to use. Maybe not moves with her since that would be too OP, imo, but something that lets her conceal herself and her teammates

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>Junkrat/Ana 2-stack in my team
>Oh boy, here we go
>Junkrat spends half the match doing silver-tier spam down the choke trying to get ult
>He spends the other half waiting for the enemy team to all be on the last point
>When he finally throws ult Ana misses nanoboost on the tire and it gets shot down instantly
Really loving this epic meme strat only used by shitters.

>>159008573

Is that the sugar skull? I just got it

>>159009720
>>159009561
>tumblr hair
>big strong independent womyn
>not SJW nonsense

weak bait

>>159009118
>Zarya
>SJW
>fit russian racist
>SJW
epic!!!!!!!!!

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>VIVA LA FRANCE

>>159009720
Omnics aren't real

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>>159007391
Offence and she disables other heroes "SHIFT" or "E" and her ulti disables their "Q"

Mei makes this game unplayable.

>can kill any character in the game for free at close quarters
>250 HP
>self heal
>140 damage projectile
>huge ult charge
>ult covers literally every important choke point in the game completely and only 4 character sin the entire game can escape it on reaction

>>159009719
And so have I...

>>159009780
she's a robot racist you triggered /pol/babby
maybe learn a bit more about the characters next time before spouting memes

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>>159008761
You can change the way a country works quite easily when the nation hates illegals.

>New law stats newborn children are not American citizens with non citizen parents
>Increase taxes on persons who have abused this law

Less illegals dumping their problems on Americans and people leave country as they cant afford taxes.

Win Win

>>159009780
You are fucking retarded and you sound desperate to fit in with the whole m-muh SJW thing.
Listen to her lines, the things that actually make up her character and she is essentially anti-SJW most of the time.

>>159009720
>>159009780
Her hair is pretty normal, the only "crazy" thing about it is that it's pink but Zarya just likes pink, her attacks are kind of pink, she paints her nails pink.

Blind people act like the sides of her head are shaved but they're just trimmed shorter than the top which is what you're supposed to do with short hair.

I am going to drive down to LA and put shitty cheats onto the HDDs of the French players. Maybe then they'll be disqualified.

>>159009719
>tfw candy skull player icon in ptr soon
>tfw candy skull spray in ptr soon
It's the little things. So what should Sombra's common skins be colored? I'm thinking red and cyan, at least

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>>159009810

Why the FUCK is Roadhog classified as a tank?

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>>159009740
you can't nano the tire

nano boosting junk doesnt do anything to the tire

>>159009810
This is a good picture

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so i ranked down after winning a game in ranked from 1500 something points to 2492

literally wat

>buy 50 boxes
>get all halloween legendaries except junkenstein in one go
>get two witch mercy
best

>>159009780
>tumblr hair
Women cutting their hair short and dying it has been a thing since the 80s. There's no such thing as tumblr hair.

>big strong independent womyn
Women bodybuilders have also been around for awhile, at the very least they predate tumblr and the online SJW movement.

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>>159009936
You nano the tire itself because Blizzard can't code for shit and classified it as a hero that can't get healthkits, so you can still target it as a support. It's completely useless though when you have 2 players who can't aim for shit on aim-dependent heroes (past gold anyways) and just want to use le epic good self-destruct.

Give it a week after release and people will masturbate to sombra's spat in no time.

>>159010047
I'm already masturbating to sombra

>>159009569
Just one retard trying to force dumb shit
Ignore it

does anyone else get a buzzing noise when you run the game, and even when you turn off it's volume

>>159009969
If anything being a bodybuilder is the total opposite of being a fat tumblr SJW

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The funny thing is that Blizzard is sensitive to SJW concerns and the Overwatch team responded to it with the Tracer butt pose thing and by introducing characters like Zarya, Mei and Ana. I know ya'll don't wanna hear this but listening to SJWs every once in a while isn't the worst thing in the world.

Are there any people here who regularly play Bastion in groups with randoms?
If so, how do you manage to do so when (I assume) most people are not going to be looking out for you?

zarya is also a patriot. she believes in defending her country and destroying as many omnic fucking shits as she can, she doesn't really want to make peace with them and embrace equality and tolerance and inclusion

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>>159010038
you can't nano the tire

what are some of the event essentials, /owg/? I'm about to buy up whatever else on my last play tonight

ultimately what was the point of the sombra arg if they were just going to reveal her at blizzcon?

>Korea vs USA

Well, it was a good run.

>>159009572
can some artist ship her with hana?
pls

>>159010161
From what I've seen, people on tumblr don't really mind that she hates omnics. I've even seen people defending it since they nearly destroyed her country.

This means Zarya is actually a light skinned black woman and omnis are a metaphor for white people.

does someone have an image of all halloween items?

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>>159010178
Then this is some sort of real meme going around because I've had 8 "Master" games so far ruined by people trying to do this shit.

>>159009492
>Doesn't know what a blue collar worker is
>Thinks city slickers who think they're too good for basic jobs are the average American

Open your eyes, they tricked you into thinking we needed mexicans.

>been playing ranked since S2 started
>finally get to 2900

Guys I'm scared what are my chances I hit diamond?

My top three are Mei, Zenyatta, and Lucio, I play on xbox, and I mostly solo queue.

>>159009660
pharah, reinhardt, candy emote, widowmaker rip pose

>>159010207
To generate hype and get people excited for the possibility of a new hero

>>159009118
>Everyone in the cast has realistic outfits that fit their character.

Um

>>159010157
Blizzard has a sense of humor. People thought filtering "ggez" was coddling people who got "triggered" but it was actually a soft trolling

>>159010208
Not sure I even want to watch it, I don't think I can watch Seagull fuck up another graviton

>>159009879
>anti-SJW
This is kind of a stretch too
She's racist, but it's like, the sort of mild PG racism that gets cured by the power of friendship at the end of the movie
At least that's what the tone of the game feels like overall anyway

>>159010286
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>xbox
sorry friend

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> time to play comp for the first time

> someone plays attack torb

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>>159009637
>pure husbandos
there aren't

What these characters actually are:
>McCree
Full facial hair, excessive tobacco user, 37 year old fugitive who kills without a second thought.
>Hanzo Shimada
Ex-head/head of crime family, guilty of intentional fatricide and countless murders and crimes. 38 years old.

What you're doing is just projecting random male physiques onto the characters, given them some shitty ideal personality that is nothing actually like their own, and then giving them the same name as an in-game character and claiming that they're husbandos for your gay fantasies.

>>159009869
Problem with that is getting the bureaucracy that is our government to actually do anything. Also the amount of money they'll have to spend finding all those people then trying to actually get the tax from them wouldn't make it feasible. Face it this country is going to hell in either a storm of fire or a creeping collapse of ice because which ever canidate gets elected we lose, and unfortunately alot of the world does since we tend to pry ourselves into everyone's business.

WHERE IS SOMBRA!?!?

Is it worth is to buy boxes now or wait until after the event ends?

>>159010280
This literally never happened and you're just talking bullshit.

>>159009869
>people leave country as they cant afford taxes
You realize leaving a country requires money, right? It also costs money to find illegals.

>>159010157
>the Overwatch team responded to it with the Tracer butt pose thing

And have you seen what they changed it to, you fucking stupid monkey?

>>159010331
>fatricide

kek that's no crime

>>159009935
he has 600 HP
that's pretty much it
but it's enough

>>159010324
It's not quite racism, she's also entirely justified in not trusting omnics seeing as her and several other countries are in the middle of getting fucked by omnics AGAIN.

It's like being racist against Germans in 1939

>>159010353
depends on what you want from them

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>>159009936
ayyyyyyyyyy
Jacko
get a better taste in waifus

>>159010324
She's as racist as any Russian would be. Russia is VERY anti-gay, generally intolerant, prideful, and its very in-character for Zarya to be racist towards Omnics.

>>159010349
Playing vidya with hana!

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I have a butt plug in right now, what hero should I play?

>>159010460
noose

>>159010460
junkrat

>>159010406

plus, even the peaceful omnics can apparently just be mind-controlled by an omnium so they ARE all a potential threat even if they're trying not to be

>>159010460
McCree

>>159010460
mommy

>>159010324
That and her bias is totally justified. She's not racist for the heck of it, which is probably why nobody on tumblr really cares about it. Omnics aren't real and aren't a metaphor for some real world oppressed group.

>>159010404
missed the r, I'm not exactly proofreading my 4chan posts

>>159010441
BUT I WANT HER TO PLAY VIDYA WITH ME!!
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEE

>>159010396
whoa hey that's rude language. please apologize to me right now

>>159010521
I have a feeling most mccree players have a buttplug in because they can't aim for shit

>>159010404
>murdering a family member is not a crime

???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>159010157
>Changed her pose to that of a 1950s pin-up girl
>A sexualized symbol at that time

Yeah they really caved on that one, they changed it to something a pilot would be into because that was the whole basis of Tumblr's argument that it didn't fit her character.
Zarya was created in response to the lack of diversity, then they made her a complete racist and from a country with the least likelihood of her being gay.

Blizzard may listen but they know that Tumblr only sees the surface so they give just enough then make fun of them with the rest.

>>159010498
>even the peaceful omnics can apparently just be mind-controlled by an omnium

Yeah it's not even racism as much as "your species has a fundamental flaw that has proven multiple times to be a direct threat to humanity as a whole"

Zarya doesn't work with Talon as far as we know so it's not like she's willing to resort to extremism. She's very practical

>>159010390
>You realize leaving a country requires money, right?

You do know businesses are leaving right and right because of taxes?

You do realize everything costs money, right?

>>159010537
I know, I just thought it was funny because you turned it into something that sounds like murdering fat people

>>159010460
D.Va, pretend you are her and your mech has a built in butt plug.

>Nanoboost teammate so they can contest in overtime while on defense

>They walk off the point

Like clockwork

Friendly reminder the most we're gonna get tomorrow is the most explicit tease of Sombra we've had yet and she and her abilities won't be revealed proper until Blizcon

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Is it me or do people who buy boxes get better drop rates?

>>159010534
>tfw in the future anti-ai racism will be a thing before we're all turned into slurry to power the silicon hyperbrain

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>>159010331
>not wanting a pure middle aged husbando who has killed someone
You do you.

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>Sombra is a /m/agical girl

I can dig it.

What 750 coin Halloween item should i buy?

Coldhardt
Pumpkin Smash taunt
Hanzo's Demon Skin
Skullyata
Pharah's Possessed Skin

>>159010746
hanzo

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>comp match
>5 player gimmick team
>"cmon bro have fun"

What do?

>>159010594
If that's how you need to justify stomaching it then that's fine but really it's not a big deal that Bliz listened to one part of their fanbase, isn't it?

>>159010657
I bought boxes and my drops have been dog shit.

>>159010594
>Blizzard may listen but they know that Tumblr only sees the surface so they give just enough then make fun of them with the rest.
Pretty much, if anything they are avoiding becoming bioware

>>159010281
>Worked in a couple factories and currently a diesel mechanic

I live in the Midwest and it's not about being tricked it's what I've observed. During the spikes in unemployment you could still find hard labour jobs across the country but everyone thought they were too good for that. Also it's not just Mexicans it's immigrants in general, this nation has been built on the sweat and work of cheap labour by people who are just happy to be in the USA.

>>159009831
Genji makes this game unplayable, well for me

>>159010746
Pharah.

>>159010332
>Also the amount of money they'll have to spend finding all those people

Its the duty of the American people to report illegals to the IRS.

The agency already exists, if you encourage your people to put more effort then you get more reports and more deportations.

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>>159010670
>in the future
I already hate robots, cyborgs, etc. It'll be the end of humanity if we don't limit it.

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>>159010594
I think the "anti-SJW" side can be just as delusional as the "SJW" side. Blizzard didn't design Zarya with the idea that they'd trick those dumb tumblrinas into rooting for a racist, that's stupid and a waste of time and effort. Nobody cares that Zarya dislikes Omnics, because Omnics aren't real. They aren't a metaphor for anything.

>>159010763
What sort of gimmick are we talking about
Are they building around a Bastion or something

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>play ranked
>"Windowmaker joins the game"
>plays widow derado both ways as widow
we lose

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>>159010770
>If that's how you need to justify stomaching it

different anon here. not entirely sure if I follow what you're replying to, but you do know that that's exactly what they changed her pose to, right?

They weren't listening to "social justice warriors" when they decided to depict Tracer as an actual pinup model

>>159009831
her projectile is 75/150

>>159009935
He's made to make space for other heroes, apply pressure, and demand attention from enemies
He just does it through a high damage combo and self heal instead of a shield or diving the back line

>>159010871
both sides are awful and push their agenda by making fun of extremists and claiming they are all that way.

>>159010871
4chan gets just as pissy and triggered as tumblr does and both sides see themselves as justified in their anger. It's stupid/funny as fuck to people who don't mind seeing a little edge but also generally agree with social justice causes.

>>159010763
If the gimmick is Payload Attack Bastion with Reinhardt and Zarya guarding him, I usually stay because it seems to work roughly 75% of the time

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>>159010917
>someone named Widowmaker joins the game
>they're playing Reinhardt

>>159010917
Don't worry friend, it never gets better. I still see that shit in master because widows think they're hot shit and then take the hot monkey dick all game because surprise, people in master will counter your stupid ass immediately.

>>159010928
Which is too much with 23m falloff or whatever it is.

>>159010848
death to the IRS, death to the central bank
Also, we don't need to wall ourselves from immigrants. if we don't like them, we should have the power to make them unwelcome in our communities

>>159010917
>tfw blizzard will never bring back ignore this player so we can isolate widow players again

>>159010928
She still has an extremely overloaded kit. There is literally no weakness Mei has other than Reaper outDPSing her at extremely close range. Reaper at close range the only character in the game that beats Mei.

>>159010926
Yeah dude I honestly don't care who won this dipshit cultural battle I just know 4chan freaked the fuck out over nothing

>>159010606
>You do know businesses are leaving right and right because of taxes?
What?

I'm just saying expecting people who are already poor to somehow come up with the money to leave a country because of higher taxes is not realistic.

>>159011030
26m falloff, losing ~1.8 damage per meter until a minimum of 22 damage.

>>159010926
See, this would be funny if everyone against the pose was also against women doing anything remotely sexual that others could find appealing. You'd have to be blind to not be able to notice you can still see Tracer's ass, or that there isn't a level of flirtation to the pose.

>>159011082
>There is literally no weakness Mei has
Yes hello have you heard of range? It's that thing you get when you're not close to another character.

>>159009831
Nothing is still as bad as Widowmaker autists with 100% accuracy

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HOLY FUCK LITERALLY WHEN IS SOMBRA

>>159011212
holy shit why is that roo so swole

>>159008550
I do, i don't have anyone to play competitive with and my rank isn't all that great to begin with platinum, its really boring playing alone im not sure why i still do

>>159007174

>THICC AS FUCK THIGHS AND ASS

I FUCKING KNEW IT

THANK YOU BLIZZARD

>>159010871
either side is the only ones that takes the other seriously, so you have edgelords trying to trigger tumblr people while getting intensely mad at tumblr stuff

it's a never ending cycle and the only proper response is to do the jerkoff hand motion thing at it

>>159011212
Blizcon, anon. This weekend, not tomorrow. You didn't think it would actually be tomorrow, did you?

>>159010770
>They listened to a part of their fan base
>Changed it from one sexualized pose to another

They listened and still backhanded them at the same time its not a big deal that they changed it, but it's an interesting choice given who they were listening to and how the argument was structured around "she wouldn't pose like that because it's sexualized and she's the happy go lucky girl so it doesn't fit her character."

>>159011212

Tomorrow.

PLEASE BLIZZARD, FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD.

>>159011170
And yet Mei can still contest with Icicles.