/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

naka bp

1st for already hungry.

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Re-catpost

How do I stop webbing people? I can't control myself. Three of them so far this month.

good job on linking the old thread >>158710875

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Now this is a thread I can sink my teeth into

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Fastest.

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xth for heating up breadsticks from pizza hut

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post chicken and youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEsqGOHo0nI

how do i get webbed

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>>158731778
cat

>>158731787
Aranea...

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>grinding brayflox for literally days
>cavalry boots refuse to drop
Starting to wonder if this shit is bugged and the boots aren't even in the loot table now.

>>158731871
pst

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I'm so close I can feel it.

I had a meltdown and did a few things i regret...

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>>158731859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BGXLf_y9Sw

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Just being around you kind of makes me want to die...

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>>158731946
oh my god

cosmo pwease

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>>158731912
Life is one big rabbit hole of regrets, friend!
Don't dwell on it!
Pick up the pieces and learn from your mistakes.

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>>158731859
https://youtu.be/vi757-7XD94

>>158731949
sry

Any c@ around that would like to be covered in a white sticky mess?

>>158732142
No, go away

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>>158731859
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M

>>158732031
I can't. The person that keeps my meltdowns in check is missing. It's like the only reason i even melted.

>>158732162
Nothing wrong with asking.

>>158732049
I don't understand you, I'm circling around you..

>>158731949
hoo boy that single limbal ring is UGLY AS HELL lmao

>>158732240
yes there is honestly

go outside

>>158732186
This is terrible advice but find a new person
Hopefully you won't end up throwing them aside like I used to...

>>158731787
I know who this is..

>>158732343
You are not my real mom!

>>158732396
spill the beans

>>158732469
I can't because they'll know it's me they did try to web me but failed though.

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>>158732186
>tfw you have a meltdown in front of someone you thought was a friend and they use it against you later, maybe even saying theyre trying to help

>>158732505
What do they look like? Race, sex, hair color?

>>158732383
I don't need a new person. I'll just work really hard to pretend nothing happened until its like nothing happened. Just wanted to get it off my chest first.

>>158731882
I hope you are doing it unsynced

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>>158732515
>tfw you have a meltdown that leads to you confronting a perceived, imminent death
>tfw you realize none of your previous grown man meltdowns matter and no future grown man meltdowns will matter either

>>158732629
It's a shame nearly dying didn't make you realize you should stop wasting your time avatarfagging on a chinese knockoff picturebook.

>>158732505
a mooncat? they tried me too

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>>158732691
I know, right?
I told myself I'd live my life to its fullest after that.. experience, and here I am, wasting my life anyway.
Guess I'll do something about it, see you in the afterlife friends.

>>158732691
dude it's ironic lol *poops in a box*

>>158732748
that was amber not kiss

So who are the most notorious webins? Noriko obviously takes the crown, there's also Lei and Megu. Who else?

>>158732782
yes, and kiss is friends with and defends amber

>>158732719
yes

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*parks broom next to you*

fuck u lookin at

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>>158732813
me

just look at tthis strapping young lad i have captured. he's wide-eyed like a startled rabbit.

>>158732813
Lei is great!

Stop libel!

How do you even let people web you?
Lol just go outside and play lil thirsty gay losers lmao

>>158732886
*pulls up in my 2jz supra*
what's the retail on one of those?

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What you think happened here before they afk:d out of exhaustion.

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Anyone want to do anything????

Post the initials of the person you want to fantasia into a cute flat c@girl the most!
F.C....

>>158732975
you just KNOW

>>158732985
i want to put you in a box

>>158732875
was it elk?

>>158733034
nah a different mooncat

>>158732985
Suncat is always better...

>>158732975
>tfw greenc@ wanted to eb me
>tfw they found a new pet and completely stopped interacting with me
>wont even acknowledge I exist ingame
>tfw will never have a eb now

>>158732985
>>158733013
Nice phonepost Shana.

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>>158732964
$12.00 . . .

>>158733015
Does it come with a catgirl in it...

>>158733054
I like pale moonie for now... Sun soon no doubt...

>>158733082
They do that to like 10 other people lmao

>>158733082
name? im lonely and want an eb too

>>158733092
4chan pass lets you post that fast though
See >>158733103 as my last post

>>158732964
*passes by in my jzx90*
hey you going to the meet tonight

>>158732883
rip

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awena is dumb

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>tfw clear bench from ugly males

>>158733186
no!!!

>>158732975
rip zettai

>>158733105
I didn't know that until it was too late... They even told me the opposite.
>>158733116
Can't say, too embarrassing

>>158733234
doesn't zettai just latch onto whoever gives him attention anyway?

he'll be fine

>>158733239
They tried to do it to me too but I didn't take it seriously are you on Balmung though anon?

Maybe we can be friends nothing more than that though.

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>>158733219
Punch that cat in the throat for me Shana!

>>158733294
they are AFK so I think it'd be unfair

>>158733239
They like to lie about how many people they've been with
You're not special in the slightest to them
You gave them a lick of attention and now they're done with you

>>158733286
Yes I'm on Balmung. I really don't want to say who I am though. Hopefully we meet by chance sometime.
>>158733346
I know that now, but it still hurts.

>7 suncats with yeast infections and the herpies (it's their outbreak day)
>7 Duskwights males who haven't bathed in a fortnight (they are all warriors, there's no soap or deodorizing agents in a 500 mile radius)
You have to stay with either for thee days. They are attempting to fuck you and will rape you
Pick your poison

>>158733385
all those stinky smeggy cocks... i can't wait for them to force them all down my throat at once!

>>158733385
i just like my cats a little too much. it would be worth it.

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>>158733428

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What is going on here?

>>158733382
Not them but how will even know if we meet by chance...

>>158733382
You got a discord or something? Yeah you'll be fine though they don't even web that hard. It wouldn't be nice to actually just be friends though

>>158733034
Elk is a suicidal homo he can't web anyone

>>158733541
do you need dungeons...

>>158733541
they caught the midlander trying to screw around with the guards. now she will burn at the stakes. can you save her, warrior?

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looking for someone to push me over the edge and make me have a meltdown please pst

>>158733613
switch to face 3 and i'll consider it

>>158733613
Looking for a gay aura just to bro it out with pst. I already petted you but you did nothing in return..

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>>158733585
I'd do a roulette or two

>>158733593
If it means I get to fight someone

>>158733613
looking for a gay retard to transfer to gilgamesh pst

I want to play a tank but I don't trust healers.
What should I play

>>158733554
No idea, we'll just have to hope I guess..
>>158733570
My discord is pretty known by people around here I don't want to post it. I could make an anonymous email if you really want to get in contact with me.

>>158733760
pld

>>158733760
warrior has amazing self healing capabilities

pld can cast clemency on themselves so that's kinda cool i guess

play drk because it has a big sward

>>158733825
so that's what a sward is...

>>158733786
That's fine! Just let me know what it is then I'll send an email. You're not awena right?

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>>158733674
this looks really ugly holy shit... i think i might have a meltdown now just from looking at this thank you

>>158733702
sorry, i mustn't have seen it!! sometimes i don't really pay attention to anything

>>158733736
i don't know anyone on gilgamesh... i did make an alt there but i haven't touched it

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how's your day going xivg =w=

>>158732905
>young lad
thancred's 32

>>158733959
post pits

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>>158733989

>>158733961
that was younger pre-punishment thancred

whats the BEST fc on gilgamesh

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>>158733929
do you wanna know me -w-

>>158734025
now upskirt

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>>158734070

>>158733959
Why do they call you stinky?

>>158734085
welp
*unzips dick*

>>158734085
are you still doing the "grown man collared by ada thing" or can i come there and breed you

>>158734127
he has no bowel control anymore, fecal matter just seeps out in a constant stream

>>158734127
because the grown man that plays that char probably smells like sewage irl

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>>158734032
ye for sure

>>158733385
First choice, due to the retarded stipulations on your second choice, death is assured by dehydration with no water source in three days. Leave it up to a clearly anti-drug biased poster to ignore basic survival.

>>158734085
Boy, aren't you easy to get.

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>>158734209
ok pst

>>158734310
>Water is a deodorizing agent

>>158734382
Thanks for confirming

>>158733929
fix the lips and nose, idiot

>>158733234
Hi Anon, please stop implying we're involved in any way, we're barely even friends ^_^"

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>>158734127
Someone posted "your cat looks like it smells bad" a bunch so it stuck

I don't really mind =w=

>>158734150
I don't do much anymore and I'm exclusive anyway so sorry ;;

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>>158734337
okay i'll go on my alt and message you sometime soon

>>158734495
no... it's an ugly face overall, face 1 is the only one i like that much

>>158732975
Poor Goety, it's sad to see someone you like get webbed by a monster.

>>158734526
So now you're a useless cocktease like Liora, why don't you fuck off?

>>158734821
Sorry ;;

How do I become a useful cocktease

>>158734526
at least your yeast infection wont spread then

>>158734874
you ever took any not blue board safe picture of your other fantasia. was I the only one that liked that one more than your current one?
Now when that cat is ded I think you should share all you got!

The skybox in this game is weird. The clouds barely move unless it's bad weather.

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>>158734782
behead those that insult the honour of face 3

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>>158734782
>an ugly face overall

Discard your opinion along with yourself into the garbage

lf someone to end my life, pst

>>158735074
why did you break up with naakiscales

>>158735074
meria's face 3 is ugly tho

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>>158735163
>break up

>>158735165
your death swiftly approaches... friend...

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>>158735074
>>158735146
don't be so upset

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>>158732915
I don't know what Web means but I'm more interested in non-E roleplay
Pls don't wrap me up (heh) in this Web nonsense

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What do you guys think of __male Roegadyn?

>>158735329
they're cute

>>158735301
why were you sitting next to them like a slave on a leash?

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>>158734989
I might have something even if they're mostly not solo, not at home now though ;;

I liked that cat too so it's nice to hear at least one other person did as well

>>158735387
Calm down Renko, go back to your cheating.

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>>158732975
We roleplayed a cute/sweet kind of thing without any degree of eroticism, which means nothing out of character.

I don't appreciate being involved in this sort of thing, which results in this sort of response:
>>158733013
>>158733082
>>158733234
>>158734792

I've expressed a desire to avoid drama.

>>158735387
Because I went AFK to get something to eat with a friend and Nea visited my character.

They've been fine people OOC, and I really do not appreciate this.

>>158735506
>>I've expressed a desire to avoid drama.
You picked the most drama involved individual.

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>>158735506
>desire to avoid drama
>posts on xivg
Dumb whore.

>>158735436
why are you not home on a saturday? i should go out as well it's a gourgeous weather today.
And that cat was cute & hot.

>>158735506
You wanted Balmung, now you got it.
Welcome.

>>158735506
>They've been fine people OOC

You're already webbed then if you think this.

>>158735506
sry you just KNOW is a meme here...

post butt...

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>>158735583
I work really weird hours

thanks anon

>>158735506
>Desire to avoid drama
You're not trying very hard associating with them

>>158735874
shana...

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>>158735573
>>158735580
>>158735658
>>158735707
>>158735765
>>158735883
I'm newish to XIV.

The AFK flag over Nea suggests it was a passerby who screenshotted.
Even if it was them, I've heard bad things about them, and will be more careful about people. I'm not interested in just ERP, and that's a lot of what I hear about them.

Sorry for shitting up the thread and bringing up non-drama which I professed a desire to avoid.

I'm rather dumb, please disregard

I am still interested in finding people who enjoy roleplay.

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>>158735929
I'm not the food poster and am really hungry...

>>158735883
>trying to dictate who people can associate with
I thought you left Lance Gravel

>>158735932
butt..

>>158735932
You have been in this thread for over a week now. At this point you cant say "i'm new" or "i'm dumb". You are pretty aware off what you are doing.
And you should not look for people to RP with here, they keep them to themself on Balmung.

>>158735957
it's not just food...
it's sushi...

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Good morning friends

>>158735932
You are becoming a problem.

>>158736108
>Implying sushi is the best food

I know this is a weeb thread but come on.

>>158736110
bring truly back to the discord
clean up your mess

>>158736203
Excuse me i'm more than just the Discord, I am a person.

I also wasn't even aware they left, nor do I even know who they are in game to accomplish that.

>>158736110
>>158735932
You're becoming a problem, get a trip selfieshitter or we'll have fix that.

>>158736186
it's not the food that's important...

>>158736072
What I meant was that I'm relatively new to XIV, and didn't think about the AFK flag. A screenshot from a person with an AFK flag would un-AFK them.

I'm well-versed with the BS that happens with vg groups. I'm just clearing things up, since somebody decided to try to stir the pot.

I have met two others from here who are good roleplayers. I'd say it's a net-positive.

Advice appreciated, as always

>>158736168
And addressing the annoyances I've caused ceases now.
Sorry for shitting up the thread

>>158736240
yes but you fucked up by kicking an actual helpful person out of your shit discord
so bring him back

>>158736301
Ignore chemo, post what you want you're not "a problem".

It's one guy and he's been doing this for two years.

>>158736342
I though he left on his own free will.

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>>158736253
I get it... funny...

>>158736463
he got kicked and the mods (guffy and riri) bragged that they did

>>158736463
Riri kicked him for spamming @s. He came back in, got his rank back and all within like five minutes. He must have left at some point after that.

>>158736351
yes ignore
keep posting ur charcter
ur so cute :)

Fuck off. This general is garbage because of avatarfags/selfieposters and their bullshit drama.

This person has been around one week and there's already
WEBBEDDDD
posts going on. I presume theyre somebody's alt making up a new persona.

Just fuck off. Quit posting your shit character.

"I just want RP i hate drama"
>just so happens to associate with one of the people half the general filters

Just get lost.

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>>158736525
>guffy
Classic gamemaster

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>>158711901
Sorry I've been kind of preoccupied lately, and haven't been in the mood to chat with people. I'll get back to my usual shitposting self soon but for now I'm just going to relax.

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>>158736546

>tfw green was talking about wanting to erp with a platinum blond au ra
>Already webbed 2
Jesus

>Tfw will never have a cute smol miqo'te or au ra to cuddle with nightly and love and cherish her

>>158736351
4 years now. I once tried to emulate his posting behavior, but felt so autistic after 3 posts that I stopped. People have moved on from the general and with their lives in the time he's been sperging over them. He'll be here again all Thanksgiving , all Christmas, all New Years, he will still live in the thread for years to come, and when this general dies, he will be living his life in another general, guaranteed.

>pop into df
>only a dps and a tank
>drg and tank both kitted out with fully melded 250+ gear
>doesn't like the fact I don't play the game 24/7 and kicks me
Why not just go into the dungeon with a premade party
also
>ultrash

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Who wants to form a static with Kiss and Ada and I?

We want A12S on farm in two weeks.

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whats up virgins

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Vote in this poll faggots.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11529523

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>>158736525
I didn't kick anyone tho

>>158736936
If more avatarfags are like Goety, No. Hes cool.

>>158736873
it's probably multiple people

>>158736867
i'm a kat! w-what race are you?

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>>158736883
i believe this would be a brilliant exploration of shitposting's future. you have my axe.

>>158736981
Yes*
holy shit lol

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>>158736883
hmmgrlb... whaat are the requirments?

>>158735784
You're the best raid leader.

>>158736936
no

t. definitely not an avatarfag

>>158737008
Giraffe!

>>158736995
It's just one very, very sad person.

>>158737145
fuck off, -ahl-

>>158736883
Somebody PLEASE take one for the team and sign up here. I NEED to watch it turn into a flaming wreck.

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This cat is trying to steal my identity

>>158737145
>>158737216
oh.. nevermind.

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>>158737039
Is that you Loh?

>>158737107
Don't be fucking garbage.
You KNOW if you're garbage.
Don't be that person.

OF course we'll see how everyone does at well.

>>158736981
>avatarfag has a name
Oh boy kids, time for another spammed character

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>>158736883
i am interested and would like to subscribe

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>>158737257
ah.. garbage? I can have a poisonous attitude sometimes, if you get what I'm saying. lmao
oh.. i think i puked a little.

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It's wet.
My feet hurt.
There's not enough trees.

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>>158737107
>>158737039

Last chance if you want to raid in FFXIV for a living when it becomes the next big esport like WoW 7 years ago and we all have sponsors cheering us on as we clear the hardest raids Yoshida has to offer with his HAIRBRAINED crew in 4.0 Stormblood?!

>>158737381
shut up putt you're in add me
Poopbox Allthoughts #0818

>>158737306
Poopbox Allthoughts #0818

>>158736891
love u gods

>>158736891
cheatin on my egf hbu senpai

>>158736891
Are you not a virgin? If not, how do I accomplish this?

>>158736891
>sup virgins
>distant meria wailing

>tfw you've been surviving off of spiced cider and wear thins for a week
It hurts to poop

>>158737292
Lay off, nobody cares but you

Could you avatarfags come up with something new and original?
This shitposting is getting stale.

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>>158737586
hate u dweeb

>>158737638
staying faithful because i only have eyes for one and i am truly happy for the first time in an extremely long time

if u find urself having the urge to cheat u should reconsider the relationship in the first place. or masturbate.

>>158737706
u put ur penis into a butt or a vagina how is this a hard concept

>>158737714
she's very nice and a stellar person

>>158737935
give me a new gimmick

Just resubbed after a year and a half. Anybody play in Goblin? Already don't like my male lala, what should I fantasia too? I live with gf so it can't be a cat girl or a girl in general, she already thinks I'm a fag for playing this. Is ninja good?

>>158737951
A year back you cheated yourself around. Are you saying your a better person today? Not kinda the one to give out advices though.

>>158737935
I'm going to post about the weather with my butthole cleverly placed in the middle of the screen

>>158738003
You sound like a pussywhipped fag, so she is right.
Ninja is pretty good.

Redpill me
On
Zettai Ryouiki!

>>158737972
Somewhere out there a highlander cries out in the distance

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What's a good way to make $10 without going outside? Not feeling it today.

Can someone please get truly back in the discord so godspeed doesn't have to post here again

>>158738098
no, zettai

>>158738039
It's more funny he cheated on Abe with Ninii the manface.

>>158738106
Cam for money.

>>158738106
do a cam show

>>158738150
it's funny cause there was even a third person involved.

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>>158738106
the succ

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>>158738039
a year back i wasn't cheating on anyone because i hadn't been in an actual relationship irl or online since I was with [redacted]

i am the same person i always was but I am in a fulfilling and amazing relationship with someone I love more deeply and truly than I thought I ever could. i have no desire for nor could i care less to even spend time with someone else

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>>158737935
Can someone give me a gimmick pls...

>>158737118
I think I'm mainly just kinda autistic but thanks a lot anon <3

>>158738106
Don't you have slaves ingame or something.
Otherwise go steal from your grandma's wallet, you are a leech to her anyway.

>>158737951
Honestly dude real talk right now what did you think of me back when we first dated. I forget what even I was like then lel

>inb4 shit about dxm

It's just my drug nigga

>>158738106
Ask someone for money or sell your account lel

>>158737951
Yes but how do I go about meeting the person to do that too? I don't know girls that would let me do that.

>>158738106
I love that hair on midlanders.

>>158738118
Bitch nigga emo'd out the Discord by himself, fuck off faggot

>>158738245
is he cute irl

>>158738226
redacted means fwha

>>158738293
who tf is truly even

>>158738226
>redacted
pls

>I love more deeply and truly than I thought I ever could
ye

friends are important though desu

>>158738297
he has gold fangs and hes a minority so probably

>>158738330
godspeed post

>>158738227
How about you put on a shirt for a gimmick?

>>158737216
WHo is ahl?
>>158737248
I'm not even that person lol.

>>158738330
It was actually with Mezzu.

Meria fucking wreckt ITT

>>158738178
>>158738201
Shit, if I were aesthetic enough to do that, I'd be all over it. Maybe in a year when I'm where I want to be.
>>158738223
I'll get back to you on that.
>>158738236
My grandparents are all in the midwest, dude. And I've come to terms with being a total leech. I don't like it, but I don't hate myself for it anymore.
>>158738245
>sell your account
I still play the game though.
>>158738267
Me too.

>>158738347
salty fwha post

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>>158738245
you're just someone i knew a long time ago and can't even recognize now

i don't care to speak on the past much because it's worthless

>>158738330
i was never with fwha

>>158738250
if you're fucking autistic i'm not going to guide you on how to get laid dude

have money and have a terrifying ability to manipulate people, that's a good start imo

>>158738347
i wasn't fucking talking about you

i don't talk about you

i have no desire to talk about you or to you

leave me alone i don't know you

>tfw you will never swallow a hot load of salty musky miqo girlcum

>>158738367
He was likely talking about Abe, actually.

>>158738416
too many xannies bro

>>158738098
cute trap, cute voice, wont erp with you, is fucking clueless most of the time, relies on drugs

>even amber, a tranny that shits in boxes, had a thing with godspeed
let this sink in, meria

>>158738530
is amber trans?

>>158738374
Has meria found a MACHO MALE to MATE with yet?

>>158738416
cunt no one fucking cares about your shitty internet relationships fuck off already

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>>158738530

this is the last i'll speak on this shit because niggas wanna bring up random shit but i've said i don't even recognize who they are anymore


there must have been some real fuckin serious shit that's gone down in the past year because they certainly weren't shitting in boxes to my knowledge back then

>>158738468
they call me klonnie darko

>>158738607
boo hoo you fucking broke virgin faggot shut the fuck up and do something fulfilling with your life

>>158738658
oh yea dating fat cunts on the internet, so fulfilling, link me your blog faggot, lmaoing @ ur life right now

i have more money than you can dream of btw

>>158738416
I'm not autistic but I could never get a girl to do stuff with me. I'm too shy.

>>158738453
Noyre disgusting, pawease cween noyr meowth out with soap

>>158738530
>Implying meria hasn't accepted she'll die unloved and unwanted
She's not THAT retarded

>>158738734
Angry Memeika post

>>158738794
lol

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I need a new outfit for my bard set, any ideas?

>>158738773
I need help. Would you give me a catbath?

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lol look at my chars neck

>>158738734
my bitch is like a foot shorter than me and weighs less than a hundred pounds my guy are you alright

i've burned more money going up my sinuses than you'll make in the next decade, facts

follow me on tumblr, send me asks :)
spicnarcissus.tumblr.com

>>158738746
okay then you're autistic

like if you're a dude, over 18, and not ace and still a virgin you're autistic or just socially retarded that's it, end of story.

>>158738794
def not

>>158738898
What did I tell you c@?

>>158738895
>>158738898
Both of these are fucking awful

>>158738983
the hyur looks better tho

>>158738895
>>158738898
>Unoriginal Sluts
Sigh
Wear a cotton reapers tunic some pants de moccasin boots and a feather hat for that classic archer look that can't be beaten. No one wears it surprisingly, so you should stand out or blend in as an NPC

>>158738943
>inb4 500 amber sent meria related asks

>>158739041
>clothing that is actual clothing
welcome to xivg but get out
>>>/v/

>>158739070
nobody gives a fuck about you, meria

>>158739125
t. merias family

>>158738943
How do I fix my situation then?

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>>158738956
Was it "post butt"..?

>>158738943
tell your girlfriend to take her shitty autoplay off her ugly fucking blog jesus christ

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>>158739125
>>158739160
It really makes you wonder how sad are lives of some people here

Sometimes I just want to be covered in hot, sticky (you)s

You're stuck in a house for a week with an ebin who do you pick and why
>Abe
>Paks
>Ada
>Shyv

>>158738943
1) You sell drugs. You do not make money. You break the law.

2) You have gained nothing from these drugs at all. If you actually wanted to better yourself you'd be exercising or doing psychs or dissociatives.

3) Your tumblr is shit. You've been brainwashed by an estrogen filled media and nothing there is good. I've checked. Multiple times. Tumblr was already a huge circlejerk and you're making it worse.

4) Money doesn't equal happiness. Sustainability, independence, virtue, cognition, knowledge, physique, and health do. You know how I have all of those? I'm getting a job. I'm the most virtuous person here. I'm by far the smartest person here or at least on par with some people I've met who hey they never post wonder why? I make it my goal to pursue knowledge each and every day with kiss. I'm exercising and losing weight and I guarantee I could hold you down while the police arrest you.

That's all of those done. What do you have?
If I remember correctly you're just an apathetic kid that got lucky, nothing else.

5) Asexuality isn't real for the most part. There are extreme cases but that's like saying "if (god_ doesn't/does exist."

6) Lots of people lose the virginity after 18. Some people are slow starters. Hell just look at fucking Caterpie nigga fuckin Metapod for the most of his life then he as beautiful as shit.
That's me.

You're the Pikachu that never evolved and instead of the Thunderstone you want the Crackstone.

7) You're sexist, fuck off.

>>158739203
It was DONT POST BUTT

>>158739203
post pits

>>158739253
easily abe

paks and ada would try to do some weird nasty shit

shyv is just loud

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>>158739041
You mean something like this? Because I'd agree.

>>158739253
Doesn't matter, I would kill myself with the first thing I find.

>>158739253
whichever one smells the least bad

>>158739258
>Amber bragging about doing completely normal stuff any reasonable adult should be doing
>Acts like they're an ascended saint for doing it

You think yourself some kind of hero because you started to exercise and read a few books?

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>>158739234
same except always

>>158739265
What's in it for me

>>158739287
your turn now

>>158739253
shyv :3c

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>>158739225
hi goofy goofs

>>158739194
lol

>>158739224
i dont use tumblr on desktop my man but i relayed the message

>>158739258
damn i got destroyed

>>158739356
To be honest that is a rarity in this thread.

>>158739336
>I forgot to close that stupid setting thing.
Well fuck.

>>158739395
You dont get run over by a car

>>158738943
>my bitch is like a foot shorter than me and weighs less than a hundred pounds my guy are you alright
You should really stop dating middle schoolers.

>>158739253
shyv, he'd be sucking me dry every hour on the hour

I WANT
to CUM INSIDE
GOETIA !!!!!!

I like used goods lel

>>158739395
Poor Mari...

>>158739258
Point 4 is so stupid, money gives you all of that and you work to get money, but I like your lack of logic

>>158739253
Ada by a mile.
>chill as fuck
>can shoot the shit and play vidya together without it being a spergfest
>pleasing voice
>dick like a soda can

>>158739356
So you're in defense of Godspeed who just said the past doesn't matter? I've always been more knowledgeable than the vast majority of people in life, I'm not saying I'm better it's just who I am. I'm not wealthier. I'm not more attractive. I don't have anything crazy but I have that, and I know that, and you'll still deny that.

>>158739403
ye dude

>>158739462
Money doesn't actually give you much sadly. If money gave you everything then why is Godspeed posting here?

You're literally projecting

>>158739519
Ada post

>>158739440
Shyv post

>>158739519
cringe

>>158739553
falseflagging my shyvpost with a shyvpost

>>158739519
i want ada to ram my bp

>>158739524
I barely know shit about Godspeed. But I just highly doubt your comment about being an intellectual. You probably surround yourself with a bunch of morons or completely normal dudes and believe you're 'redpilled' for reading some philosophy and history books.

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>>158739403
Hello

>>158739553
>Ada post
Nope.
>>158739575
k
>>158739602
So ask him.

>>158739623
You're Swedish. Punch Meria for us.

>>158739524
you've probably literally never been in a position where you couldn't afford basic necessities in life and that's probably why you think all that bullshit about money not equating to happiness is true.

financial stability is the singular greatest joy i've ever experienced bar none

go ask your mommy for your chicken tendies dinner fucking useless neet trash

>Amber is so much into Godspeed she would him hatefuck her right now
Looks like Kiss will get cucked sooner than expected

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>>158739643
new phone who dis
also
>>158739602
pst

>>158739679
I've gone without power and food and water, fuck off.

>>158739726
ye

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>>158739623
how u doing my pal


the goofster

>>158739761
Aren't you that person that cut Riri's name in to their leg?

>>158739336
Yes!

>>158739761
if you really did then you'd appreciate having basic needs and overall financial stability

you come off as nothing but a whiny baby :)

>>158739253
All of them

Beat the shit out of them, easy

>>158739795
Yes he is.
He also just admitted he would cheat on Kiss with Godspeed which makes it even more funny.

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>>158739826
is this you anon