/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age & Bioware General #1005

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First for best girl

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>>158656319
Buck the fuck up and start posting before it's gone forever too.

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/dag/...

Up. It takes forever to reach a story cutscene in Inquisition. Should I abandon this grindfest of buckle up?

Literally what happened

>>158659414
With here? And how long it took to get a thread up?

>>158659414
We dead.

>>158659728
Yes

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Should I make this deformed creature an archer or dagger user?

>>158660567
Well, she's carrying a bow...

>>158660567
just use Varric

>>158660141
Well, I guess that everyone had plans. Maybe malware now?
After having to download an adblocker on my phone to even use the site (/dag/ kept forwarding me to malicious sites) I got kinda pissed and didn't post as much.

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Meredith did nothing wrong.

>>158665889
>/dag/ kept forwarding me to malicious sites
I miss moot's willingness to deal with 4chan's inherent unprofitability

>>158667390
tfw no roman cable Meredith

>>158665391
Fuck off
>>158644460
>>158655437

>>158670746
thats pretty funny tbqh

>>158670746
Oh wow, that's mean. I hope you cut yourself on your tools.

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>>158670607
I want to make love that horse

>>158670746
Hey that wasn't me

>>158672157
Because there are so many deviantart posting liarafags

>>158672586
you'd be surprised

>>158672586
You've caught. I've been trying to bump /dag/ as a secret plot to kill it

>>158672879
Well, "someone's" been very into convincing posters to commit suicide lately, what a surprise that a liarafaggot would post the same thing in /meg/, a general as dead as /dag/

>>158667452
>>158666540
I'm not sure about that.
>>158670746
I thought it was him too.
>>158670983
It's never really minor boo boos that result from power tools. Shit gets gory, don't be an evil fuck.
>>158672157
FEALTY

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In the old thread >>158553819 somebody correctfully said that Bioware will probably reveal DA4 after the release of Andromeda, since EA wants people to focus on Mass Effect for now.

>I think we know through staff hints and from past precedent (work on DA:I began almost as soon as DA2 was released) that they've been working on DA4 since the DA:I release.

If this is true, does that mean that DA4 is basically half-complete at this point? I mean, two years have passed since Inquisition and they don't even have to worry about learning how to use the Frostbite Engine and putting everything on old consoles too anymore.

Also they probably reused assets and stuff, Bioware has been recycling animations since forever. If they are really going to show DA4 at the E3 2017, I'd say we could see it released for March 2018 or so. Is that why the devs won't stop hinting about it?

>>158673423
I haven't really posted in /meg/ since I started coming here in ~February

Anyway, regardless of potential lies on the part of Hiro, I trust moot to tell the truth, and I recall him saying that the site wasn't profitable

>>158667390
She's DA2 Loghain equivalent. Good intentions, inept judgement, disastrous outcome.

>>158674293
The road to hell etc, etc

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>>158674382
And so we dance.

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>>158674293
At least you can reason with Loghain and he sincerely wants to fix the shit he did. Meredith was crazy as fuck and didn't care her city was going to ruin, she just wanted to kill all mages, even innocent ones, and everyone who dared confront her.

All because her autistic sister was so scared to be found by Templars that her fear let a demon possess her and she killed their parents.

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Why couldn't the sequels have been even half as good as DAO?
I'm just in the launcher menu and the and I'm already getting hit in the feels by the menu soundtrack.

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>>158667390
>tfw you realize that Meredith is identical to Andraste, whose look shares many similarities with Mythal's
>tfw Orsino reminds you of Solas
>tfw the red lyrium statue Barthrand finds depicts two elves and one of them is identical to Mythal/Andraste/Meredith, while the other is bald
>tfw Meredith and Orsino fight over the right for certain people to be free and, even though it's implied they respected each other for a time, now they can't find any common ground
>tfw Mythal used to help Solas in his rebellion and could even access to his secret fortress, but then he was betrayed "by a friend"
>tfw in the end people realize that Meredith is dangerous and she is killed by the very city/people she wanted to protect, while Orsino feels he has to use "regrettable measures" to save his people

Everything is related to ancient elves.

>>158677854
Meredith was supposed to be fairly reasonable up until she got her hands on the Idol, it's unfortunate that the only time we get to interact with her in game is after she's gotten her hands on it and is quickly sliding down into crazy town.

>>158678463
Bioware can only write one plot, more news at 7:38.

>>158678375
Because they didn't have nearly as much time to make the sequels thanks to EA

>>158678664
Fenris is an actual character in the game. I don't think we can blame that on EA

>>158679606
hes hot tho

>>158680009
I can't speak to that, but he looks like an anime character

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>>158680195
Are you bullying animu?

>>158680623
Animu doesn't fit in 3D as much as 3D doesn't fit in animu

>>158673459
Since they hired Sunless Sea creator and writer which will start to work no DA4 since January 2017, they're probably 35% at best.

>>158685958
Thick thighs save lives?

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>>158686323
Yes, although it's possible to have too much of a good thing

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Wake up!

>>158689150
Too much, looks dumb.

>>158689381
It's probably just the angle

>>158682660
I'm pretty sure he is already working on it, January 2017 is only the date he promised to tell more about the project.

... Meaning they might show something earlier than we thought.

dressing up as your inquisitor for halloween

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>ywn chortle as you crush Solas' nutsack with a war hammer

>>158693536
that's a bit gross anon

>>158693108
dressing up as your waifu for halloween and fapping to your reflection

>playing Inquisiton
>tactical camera is pig disgusting
holy shit is there some mod or whatever that makes it like BG/Origins where you can zoom out and use the mouse to easily select characters and shit?
Also is it just me or is Inquisition not fucking designed for friendly fire at all

>>158686543
When it looked like you have cottage cheese in a sausage casing, or elephantitis. Yeah.
>>158689150
Her momma blessed her.

>>158693108
Would you do this?
>>158700832
Gross.

>>158701553
Don't have the right face to pull it off or the money or skill to make a quiz outfit

>>158701701
There's always photoshop.

>>158703780
Not in real life, I'm afraid

Night /dag/

>>158704232
For an inquisitor outfit that you're not using to go trick or treating with, it's perfect.
Night anon.

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Why does he hate me so much in DAI? I listened to him cry over Duncan, I saved him from being king, I let him kill Loghain, I saved him from Morrigan's unwashed puss puss, I saved him from being an absent father, I supported him when he visited his shitty sister. Everything I did was for him.

>>158704469
umm........

Night...

>>158704469
He was pissy overall in DAI. Listening to the conversation between him and Morrigan about Kieran actually made me kinda pissed.
>>158707067
Night.

We're gonna die again, aren't we?

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>>158704469
um please post ACCURATE art only thanks

>>158708474
Uh oh. He still looks white there. Did someone fuck up?

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see you all after MEA i guess...

>>158709947
you're right he could be a bit darker, but it's better than what bioware did to him. thankfully there's people out there right bioware's wrongs :)

http://redhawke.tumblr.com/post/150940366756/side-by-side-comparisons-of-biowares-whitewashed

>>158710348
Side-by-side comparison’s of Bioware’s whitewashed characters in official art, next to the recoloured accurate versions.
>accurate versions
What a world we live in.

>>158710348
>accurate versions
..............................................lol

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>>158711649
>ywn have a black son

>>158712521
Even if Morrigan and Cole are Chasind, none of the Chasind we've seen in any of the games have been pitch black like that. What the fuck

Hurry up and die already

>>158714504
People who make this should be hanged

>>158714969
People who post nothing but this should be hanged too

>ywn cuck solas with sera

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>>158715206
Of course I wouldn't since both of them are shit.

>>158714504
this is krem with a tan

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rolling to see what i get before thread dies

>>158716937
um

dead

>>158716937
What the fuck kind of shitty mods are those?

>>158714504
I just find it funny that people justify Alistair being "biracial" because Fiona's his mother, and Fiona's a PoC of Color because the only time she's mentioned as pale in The Calling is when she's hurt or sick, and all this means that Bioware whitewashed the both of them Inquisition. That's a whole lot of mental gymnastics.

>>158716937
the Anders is an improvement desu

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Which da character has the stinkiest farts?

>>158725291
No

>>158725326
Sera, obviously

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>>158725291
I'll improve him even more

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http://www.nexusmods.com/dragonageinquisition/mods/1521/?
http://www.nexusmods.com/dragonageinquisition/mods/1529/?
this has gone too far

So, I've finally started Inquisition for the first time. How exactly does romancing two people work in this game? If someone's tarot card changes to their romantic one, does that mean I can't date someone else, even if I break up with them?

>>158727332
Who gives a shit, nobody cares about Cole or Blackwall anyway.

>>158727571
You can only date one person at a time unless you install the MRM like the loose slut you want to be.

>>158727905
morrigan and flemeth mods have come out within the past week or two as well

>>158727332
Cole is actually kind of qt like that...

>>158727332
White racism doesn't exist :^)

>>158727973
God damn it. I just wanted to cheat on someone, be confronted, then fuck someone else. I shouldn't have assumed jealousy was still a thing.

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Waifufag tier list:

God tier:
Morrimancers
Andersbros
Zevfriends

Alright tier:
Serafags
Cullenites
Barnposters
Merrillfags

Shit tier:
Solaswives
Bullfags

Nonexistent tier:
Everyone else

>>158728837
>forgetting to put Alistair in god tier

>>158728957
Nobody likes Alistair

>>158728837
Cassfags?

>>158728837
>God tier:
>Andersbros
I wonder who's behind this post

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>>158729167
can you read

>>158729339
can you leave

>>158729037
How dare you. That man singlehandedly made me realize I wanted to put my dick inside guys.

>>158729250

t. triggered solaswife

>>158729384
>>158729368

>>158729384
He's straight though and his target audience are lonely virgin girls.

>>158729660
Mods fixed that first problem.

>>158729660
No, sexual mommies are his target audience

>>158729384
but that's unnatural, anon. that's not how biology works.

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>>158728837
>God tier:
>Andersbros
Oh rly

So what fraction of /dag/ is 25+, single, overweight, European, NEET women these days?

>>158731772
why are you asking

>>158731915
How would I know?

>>158731589
>friendly
>accept other peoples opinions
>post dragon age related stuff
>good taste
>make interesting posts

>>158732010
why do you want to know ya dip

>>158732029
Asunder, stop promoting yourself.

>>158732103
Just curiosity desu.

da...ddy...?

>>158731772

100%

>>158731772
That's an oddly specific question. Do you miss someone?

>>158732959
asunder isn't 25+ so you're off the mark.

>>158733031
I thought she would be a bit older than 25

>>158734119
lurk before posting

>>158734256
I don't care that much, it just came up, my flamboyant gay friend

>>158733031
Your denial won't turn back the clock, asunder.

>>158716937
Jesus fuck. Morrigan looks like one of those Bratz dolls.

>>158738010

Or someone who had way too many plastic surgeries. Leliana looks like some semi famous tranny but I can't remember the name

>>158738220
f*ck off...

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>>158725291
>>158726995
Dead Anders - best Anders.

>>158738109
Keira Metz

>>158738220

No but I know someone who might

>>158728491
You might find phone apps that do jealousy.
>>158728837
This is just god awful.

>>158729660
You know how that goes.
>>158731772
I don't think we have anyone that meets that criteria all at once.
I don't even think we have many femanons that come here left.
>>158734256
>lurk
It's not like her age comes up here. She hasn't frequently come here in over a year.

>>158738109
Yeah, that's what the dolls looked like. They were creepy as fuck.

>>158739291
Keira slander will not be tolerated

What is the music of life?

>>158745278
The one that drives a man to suicide.

Would Solas character still work if they made him attractive?

>>158746605
>still

Seen any ELVES?

>>158746605
if /dag/ has taught me anything is that retarded whores already think hes attractive

>>158745954
Depressive Suicidal Black Metal?

Hello /dag/-sama

>>158751040
daddy?

>>158751124
Sweetheart, darling, honey...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sama

>>158751040
Goshujin-sama, scum.

>>158751306
fuck of if your not daddy

>>158751324
>scum
You don't really mean that, do you?

>>158751534
Why does this meatbag still talk?

>>158740158
>I don't even think we have many femanons that come here left.

Thank god desu.

>>158755983
Honest question: If you want an all-male audience, why not just hang out in /meg/?

>>158757484
/dag/ is more accepting of homosexuality.

>>158757484

Honest question: why do you want she-beasts infesting your general when they've proven themselves to be nothing but cancer over and over again?

>>158757948
>This unaware of being the biggest cancer here

>>158758196

Whatever you tell yourself to justify your existence sweetie.

>>158757683
>>158757948
So make a males only, bi/gay general that caters specifically to your desires. The rest of the general includes chicks and guys that aren't gay, and that seems to be a troublesome issue for some of you.
Broaden the general even, if you want, including all Western RPGs.

I resent you all equally.

I remember the gay guys here being relatively chilled out a few months ago. Did they all leave and get replaced with new people or something?

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>>158728837
>no Fenrisbros

>>158760384

Someone is just an obnoxious manchild. "I don't like it here currently so I am going to waste all my free time incl. the weekends to make it as shitty as possible for others"
He seems to get bored of himself by now already, it's not as frequent.

>>158760384
Andersfags are actual newfags + asunder on a shitposting roll

>>158760932
>it's not as frequent
Maybe because /dag/ is so ded now with many posters gone that it's not even on the catalog most of the time.

>>158760373
That's the spirit.
>>158760384
They've generally been pretty easy going, but everyone's anon.. so who knows? Could just be people that are bored.

Goodbye...

>>158762810
Farewell, I guess.

>>158762810

...Horses
I'm flying over yoouu...

>>158763020
Good song

Burying your waifu alive with you to take her to the afterlife

>>158765434
Burying it all and creating an all consuming void to take us away in endless, inky black.

why so edgy

>>158765715
Discovering a secret race of mole people and living with them in darkness for the rest of your life

>>158767003

Y-you aren't mole people?

>>158767489
>mole people
This term offends me

>>158768151
t. Count Spretzle

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Ey

Based janitor

Remaking your are DA waifu in Skyrim Special Edition?

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>>158774493

I have, in fact, the rarestest morrimod and here is a shit quality teaser picture

>>158776151
Everythong but her face looks realistic.

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>>158776616

It's rare m8

>>158777218
She looks pretty close to me

hush hush
keep it down /dag/

>>158776616
>thong
Thing.
>>158777218
What's on her necklace?

Today I'm playing with electricity instead of power tools

>>158776616
I don't see what's wrong with her face

>>158783397
Looks like a TES lore related thing to me but it's hard to tell at that resolution

>>158660567
dagger is highest dps in the game but requires a little micro, don't know how well the ai plays it, never tried

>>158777218
Now this is everythong.

>>158783397

>What's on her necklace?
No idea, not my screenshot. I just downloaded the mod before it vanished but never actually played with it, or Skyrim at all in the last ~3 years

>>158787230

It's quite nice and looks like it's fun to pull up when she lets her guard down, I'm afraid that outfit is a separate mod.

>>158788510
>pull up when she lets her guard down
Boys used to do this in my school all the time. I suppose the girls wearing visible thongs had it coming.

I'm gonna marry Morrigan and force her to sell things to fund my adventures!

>>158784534
It just looked like a totally different texture or something.
>>158788510
Oh, ok. It shall remain a mystery then.
>>158788883
Ew, yeah.. mine too. Guess you're in for a good ass flossing when you keep it out. This was, of course, before the times of sexual harassment lawsuits over manspreading or whatever it is.

>>158788883
>>158792332
Yeah, unwanted touching is a big no in schools now. I assume smaller kids still get bullied and beaten up though

>>158788883

Happened a lot in mine too but 2bh most girls just giggled it off or wanted it, come on what do you expect when 50% of your underwear is visible

>>158792332
>>158793576

Is it that bad now? I can't imagine any teacher or whatever really giving a fuck or taking it seriously. At least that's my experience with them.

>>158794854
In my experience, you'll usually find at least one teacher that gives a shit about at least some of their students

And the administration has to take anything sexual assault related seriously, or else they'll end up in the news for covering it up or whatever. I'm sure some people still pull stunts like that, but the consequences are rather harsh. You can still be placed on the sex offender's registry if you're under 18

>>158793576
Zero tolerance policy for bullying here. Ends in suspension, etc.
It's a good and a bad thing. Sometimes kids need it to toughen up and get it out of their systems. When it's real trouble is the tinier kids that get beat up on repeatedly.
>>158794854
I wore tummy shirts, daisy dukes, whatever I could get away with in the off times in early high school. Twas the age of the Spice Girls. Wanted the bad attention, but not the grabby hands. I can see the confusion for young dudes, honestly.. young girls minds are like a Lemarchand's puzzle box waiting to happen.
>>158794854
The teachers can get into shit for not reporting it, man.

>>158795562

The girls in my class used to slap the guys' butts during gym classes and I bet nobody would have taken that report seriously even now ... it's.. not fair!!

>>158796938
>Zero tolerance policy for bullying here. Ends in suspension, etc.
That's a good-ish thing, I think. Kids react so differently to bullying, that any benefit would be more than negated by the kids it breaks

>>158797270
Madness!

>>158798129

I guess it still happens esepcially among boys. The victim doesn't want to report ti to not seem like a pussy and stuff like that.

Night /dag/
Don't die

ded.

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>>158796938
Bullying is a form of natural selection so we can avoid things like pic related

>>158792332
Its probably one of those east empire pendants or something

I've started my first Inquisition character on Nightmare as a DW human rogue. Probably going to go tempest

What would be best for my party? I am currently running Cassandra, Solas, and Vivienne. I was thinking about dropping one of my mages for Iron Bull

>>158818158
Bull is kind of shit in combat imo

>>158777218
>big tits

This is NOT accurate

>>158818158
Bull is not very good unless you control him yourself, better off with mages

Hey!

anders is adorkable

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>>158828132
Just stop

Whoa

>>158821894

They are a bit too big on the pic but I think it varies with outfits.

Morrigan's secret tit insecurities

>>158836494
I doubt she would dress like that then.

>>158837370
like what

>>158839567
Like tits in your face.

Let's share our Skyrim Remastered experiences

>>158842447

____________________
Do mods from the normal one even work with it yet?

>>158842447
I listened to that Fleetwood Mac song earlier. The one Todd likes

>>158843246
Wat.

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>>158844180
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Xr9Oubxw1gA

tfw no bf

>>158845852
Time for some self reflection maybe

>>158845956
nah

>>158844524
I know who Fleetwood Mac is, but who in shite is Todd?

>>158846553
Todd Howard. Bethesda developer. "You see that mountain? You can climb it!"

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spook

you guys are boring

>>158845852
Time for some self immolation maybe

>>158846648
Ohh, ok. Thank you for clarifying.

>>158848336
Stop whining and bump my general

moar handers

wheres daddy

are dorianfags the superior gay waifufags?

>>158852553
That's not serafags.

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Hello, friends

>>158670746
Typical refugee behavior
>>158728837
Y-you too

>>158853117
go away

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Goodbye, friends

>>158842447
it's shit

>>158853117
Hello

>>158656319
Every time I come back, this place somehow succeeds in being more depraved than before.

>>158855278
Why even leave?

>>158855278
Blame the Europeans.

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>>158859461
>retarded
>boring
>cant even keep the thread bumped
/dag/ would be better if they weren't allowed to post at all.

>>158859461
You mean the guys that made a thread after none (0) of the americans gave enough of a fuck to make one for over 14 hours?

>>158861256
I had no idea you were european

>>158861570
im not

>>158861732
But your fit the profile perfectly
>Retarded
>Boring
>Thread dies all the time
???

>>158861950
its because pissy yuropoors start whining

>>158862334
You mean like >>158861256
???

>>158862527
why are you getting pissy at me im not the one who started it it was >>158859461

>Say Europeans shit up the thread
>They immediately shit up the thread saying how non-shit they are

>>158864540
There's blood on both hands at this point.
I honestly don't know if we can have civilized relations in here. It's like a bunch of trashed family members that barely tolerate eachother trying to sit to dinner together.

>>158864540
pure cancer i know

>>158865176
/dag/ cage fights

Just make your own gay-American-only general if you're this upset by everyone else all the time, guys

>>158865176
>Both hands
All I see is him starting shit for no reason in a general with 4 posters

>>158866160
Truth hurts, huh?

>>158866706
Dunno, you tell me

>>158865836
Well, we can't let it get that vicious. Paintball guns, however.. I think that would be perfect.
>>158866160
I can't tell who anyone is anymore.

>mfw kiki is literally the only distinct amerilard poster
TRUTH HURTS, HUH?

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>count the number of video game-related posts in this thread
>less than twenty

>>158868176
>Count the number of fucks I give about your whining
>Less than 0

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>Tyranny will have no elves
Is it even worth getting?

>>158870858
>Can't kill and or rape elves
Worthless rpg

>>158870858
Fuck off.

>>158871630
Elves aren't for those sort of things
>>158871915
Seriously shut the fuck up

Waifu- and husbandofags are cancer no matter what

>>158870858
Probably. Not every game with Elves is going to be great though. Did you ever play Folklore?

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>>158839567

>>158872049
Nope, never had a Playstation console. What's it about?

>>158872028
I think people got the hint the first 30 times you posted about it

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My new anime waifu (female) > your shitty waifu

>>158873230
at least my waifu wasn't rendered by filthy Jap hands

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>>158873483
She was rendered by fat Canadian fingers instead lmao

>>158873751
you're just jealous because your emaciated Jap frame by frame animators will never achieve prosperous Western BULK

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>>158874430
I don't know man, Solas is pretty bulky but all the other male DA elves look far from "prosperous"
Anime is responsible for this thick elf trend anyway

>>158874971
>Pirotess

oh yes

http://www.nexusmods.com/dragonageinquisition/mods/1528
Fucking finally

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Elves are the master race, Geralt-sama agreed

>>158875630
>taking away what little replayability the game has

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>>158872028

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>>158873230
This is my waifu, fuck off.

I missed solaswife!

>>158876405
Fucken saved

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>Merrill will never have a big role in a non-shit game

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>>158877059
she safe researching mirrors

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>>158876597
Back the fuck off???
>>158876823
I'm not me, I swear

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How can shems even compete?

>>158872492
It's a Japanese game based off of Celtic lore and myths. A girl ends up coming to some place in Ireland, is able to cross into another realm. Cool concept, came up short and generic. I don't remember a lot of details on it, unfortunately. I didn't play but for maybe 10-11 hours or so.
Hell, it may not have even had elves. I think it was just fae critters.

>>158878374
>I didn't play but for maybe 10-11 hours or so
You can complete some overpriced AAA games (DA2) in that time...

>>158879028
Some people can.. I'm cursed with a need for completion.

>>158879710
>100%'d DAI 4 times
>1000+ hours wasted on collecting bottles and mosaic pieces
I can relate

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Waifu dreams

>>158880015
It's mostly only DA shit, but if something doesn't have a certain component to keep interest, dropped.
You completed it 4 fucking times at 100% though. How? My shoulders would be all fucked up and sore after sitting for hours at a time at night.

Which specialization should I make my 2H Warrior in DA:I?
Reaver seems fun, but it might backfire horribly.

>>158887146
Reaver for sure. Totally worth it.

>>158845758
>ywn be Anders in this situation

>>158875630
>For those who don't find grabbing people without consent to be fun jokes, a few lines removed

>>158887146
Rip and Tear

Whoa

>>158889434
Damnit. You made me look at that again. Why is it under Cullen and when did this even happen?

>>158880287
Lucid waifu dreams that last forever

>>158895981
Yes please

>>158895981

>Heard about that really easy lucid dreaming method with alternately tapping your index and middle finger on the ground or on whatever surface you can put your hand on and then repeating it for a while before slowly reducing the movements until it's just in your head
>Go to bed with the intention of doing it
>Always forget about it eventually and just fall asleep
Not that easy after all...

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>>158880287
>>158895981
>tfw never had a waifu dream ever

>>158896757
The whole idea has always seemed farfetched to me

>>158897334
Liara belongs with !!!!FEM!!!! Shep ONLY

>>158896757
Lucid dreaming is just being aware that you're dreaming, and then there's the whole AP'ing thing which is what it sounds like you're describing.
>>158897334
Never? Really? I would think that with the meds you take you would have cranked out something.
It's not terribly farfetched. Seeing the room like you do with the AP'ing method is not something I've found easy. It's remarkably similar to sleep paralysis in the beginning, which is fucking awful.

It'd be pretty neato to be able to tap into a connected subconscious/fade-like realm like the dreamers and just have someone take care of your body while you were out. However, now that I see it typed it just looks like it would be like a coma.

>>158898974
>It'd be pretty neato to be able to tap into a connected subconscious/fade-like realm like the dreamers and just have someone take care of your body while you were out
Sounds sort of like a cyberpunk VR thing

I think it has less to do with the medicine and more to do with me, I've never had vivid dreams. I read somewhere that we dream every time we sleep, we just don't remember them unless REM sleep gets disturbed or something (I probably butchered that)

>>158897842
Um girls can be boys too

>>158898974

The hell is aping?

>>158900269
Having out of body experience

>>158900241
I guess REM state gets fucked up for me every night since I can remember, then.
>>158900269
Astral Projecting is what it stands for. The whole thing probably sounds hokey, but it's got a massive following.
Use your Inquisitor as an example. Let's say your quiz's body has fallen asleep, but their consciousness is still awake. If they get past the shitty sleep paralysis part, they are able to >supposedly< walk around and have access to places or things not seen (spirits and layers of the fade). Think of it like being in uthenera. Very pseudpsychology/sciency stuff.

>>158901982
http://www2.ucsc.edu/dreams/FAQ/
Maybe the source I had was full of shit, or I'm remembering it wrong. Lots of "dreams might be caused by x maybe, but we don't know" so I'm assuming technology hasn't caught up to scientific curiosity yet

Neat little FAQ though

>>158902736
They can measure brainwaves and monitor bodily processes like heart rate, pulse and O2, but yeah.. the why's are pretty much just speculation still. That is shamefully with a lot more than we would think.

>>158908769
>>158911486
>an Asari crash lands on Thedas
>She get murderated by Templars

Praise Andraste

>>158912663
Wow rude!

Sweet dreams /dag/nas

>>158916501
I had a nightmare that dag was dying ;_;

>>158918219
>tfw had a dream once that DA4 was officially announced and everyone was shitposting on /dag/ about it

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I'm going to write a novel about Elfyourmother's character for NaNoWriMo.

>>158920129
Is she even still around? I thought she got ran off of tumblr

>>158916501
Dream of castrating Solas while cucking Anders...

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>>158882554
>You completed it 4 fucking times at 100% though. How?
Having incomplete mosaic frescoes on the walls used to make me really upset, and if you're going to look for that shit, might as well get all the seeds, bottles, codex entries and so on

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What kind of cereal would your waifu prefer?