/hsg/ - Hearthstone General

>>158596547
10/10 OP, gave me a chuckle

1st for yogg will steal the final

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>tfw you have at least 1 more pack than the majority of /hsg/

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>>158596726
From HotMeowth

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i chose meowth because I saw him winthe last tourney, easy 4 packs and counting

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>some kid adds me and tells me I should start streaming

terrible idea right? who would watch that shit

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>0-4

Thanks non-americans

>>158596867
it's uh, only one pack for a series win.

You're not very bright, are you?

>>158596897
Probably. There is a lot of competition in the Hearthstone scene. You would likely do poorly. If you jumped onto something with next to no scene like Shadowverse, you would have a chance.

>>158596975
It never seemed like something I'd want to do but he was pretty adamant about it

he seems to like watching my games

Did Thijc lose his second match already?

>>158596930
then why does it say "each match" instead of "each round"

>>158597109
a match is a full conquest match
everyone has won 1 or 0 packs right now

>>158597051
That's very nice. Now the kid has a personal streamer that will always be there for him. Be his friend, anon.

>>158597109
>he doesnt know what match and rounds mean

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>>158597197
goddamit that's called a series. Fucking hearthstone changing shit like commentators are called casters, nigga we are not playing world of warcraf we aint mages

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>just got home
>check results


LMAOING AT THE FAGS WHO PICKED LE MEME DUTCH MAN


EZIEST PACK OF MY LIFE

>>158597310
my pick wasn't much better but i'll be goddamned before I back a dutch

>>158597197
1 or 2 actually, since you get a FREE* pack for picking someone.

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>>158597242
>he doesn't know what a "match is"
>he probably doesn't know what a "matchup" is aka 1 game matchup against priest is usually a 10-0 matchup

>stream suddenly turns to some rts shit

I'm out

>>158597285
Yugioh uses match too. Also literally every e sport ever uses casters

>>158597109
you might want to learn the meaning of words. here's something that will help or further confuse you.

each match that was played this round produced a pack for the winners. everyone will have a chance to win another pack in the next round, if their champ wins their match.

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Post dicks

>>158597109
Each match, not each game.

when do i get my packs

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>>158597730
First half.

>>158598256
In one week

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>>158598531
Second half. This 18 deck limit is annoying.

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>>158597730
It's not secret pally

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>coin huntress on 2
>casts freezing trap, snipe and cat trick
>to contest a 1 mana 1/1

is this the power of EU?

>>158599146
Damn even with that metric ton of makeup you can still see she has a man face

He must be horrid without makeup

>>158599146
I hope the "EU LADDER IS DIFFICULT!" meme dies after this kek

PAVEL YOU SLAVSHITTER FUCK. I TRUSTED YOU WITH MY PACKS. I HOPE WW3 STARTS SOON SO YOU AND THE YANKS WIPE EACH OTHER OUT WITH NUCLEAR FIRE.

>>158599189
Really?
Because I have seen many confirmed girls that look manlier than that.

>>158599189

she makes up for the cake with having nice rack

>>158599339
IDK she also has that negro nose. I think she has some black blood in her.

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>>158597730

>>158599460

she's have Venezuelan half italian so she's basically 80% african

>>158599641
At least she lucked out skin color

So zoo is only viable because 1 drops are all well above the power curve right?

>>158599719
Well, specifically that early game minions are above the power level of board wipes, yeah.

>>158599719
Not just 1-drops, and with the karazhan discard shit zoo got some new ways to cheat the curve.

Still, it's "only" viable in the current meta.

>>158599719
And because all zoo decks come from classes with good drawing mechanics or cards.

>>158599719

strong 1, 3 and 5 drops
2 draws per turn
peddler for extra hand damage
not enough good low cost removal

it's a lot of things

>>158599719
Its viable because warlock has a fucking broken hero power. No other class can board vomit to keep control because they'd run out of gas.

>>158599719
Not really. The 1 drops Zoo uses are pretty fair in the grand scheme. They are way weaker than say Trogg or Mana Wyrm.

The strength of Zoo is the synergy between drops and the card draw engine. The cards individually are not that powerful.

man playing against warrior is just such an enjoyable experience

knowing that MAYBE if you manage to navigate 2 slams bash 2 brawls 2 fiery war axes 2 executes tinkmaster sylvanas and a fucking horde of removal MAYBE i'll actually get to play the game if i somehow manage to kill his 60 armor

I seem to recall someone asking for a decent deck to play for Priest, so I brought up this simple one. Nothing even remotely complex, but it's more than serviceable up to Rank 10. I'm at Rank 10 two stars and am currently 4-1 with it.

>>158599719
Warlock drawing two cards a turn is the only broken part in zoo.

>>158600439
To be honest it's nice to have games where I have enough time to play the cards I put in my deck

>>158600439
Requesting the Warrior deck specifically made to make the enemy start hating the game.

Warrior is anti-fun, the class.

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Post your cardfu RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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>>158601054

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>>158601054
>Never viable

holy fuck I am so good at midrange shaman

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>>158601054

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>>158597730
here's mine

Also FUCK the 18 max limit, i keep having to delete and remake them when i want to play them again and it's annoying as fuck

>>158601270
play it in midrange shaman

>>158601270
I use her in a version of tempo mage with an additional kobold geomancer

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>>158601054

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I just want warrior to die, it's even more cancerous than shaman.

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>>158601054

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Would it be so bad if Justicar Trueheart heropowers would be
>Warlock: 2 self damage, adds a copy to your hand from your deck instead of drawing a card
>Shaman: same but with 0/1 manacost (overloaded manacost?)
And so on. TGT had a lot of cool card ideas but I am pretty sure brode never even tested those cards. Pic very much related.

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>>158601054
Please reprint this

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>>158601054
If you even THINK about her, I will skull-fuck you into the dirt. She's mine.

>>158601270
I have been wondering why this doesn't pop up in shaman decks. It's just as good as other thought-of-unplayables like Secret Keeper.

>>158601746
the only people who would complain about warrior right now would be freeze mage or people with no cards straight up

just about everything else has a favorable fucking matchup vs fedora warrior

>>158602116

>3 mana 6/4

Too weak for Shaman

>>158602116
its not needed its super winmore

would much rather play horserider if i wanted a 3 drop

>>158602116
This is nothing like secret keeper. It's not nearly as good either and fills no role whatsoever.

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>>158602020

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>>158596901
>mfw I picked this gook.

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>>158601054
>anyone but asskeeper

>>158602378
Nigguh I will fucking drown you in the sea and piss over your floating corpse once I'm done with you. Deathwing won't even eat your fucking corpse when I'm done with you.

pls don't post my waifu shes mine and not yous

>>158602624
i'm just posting the better version of her picture

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>>158602624

Looks like I just found myself a waifu

What's the best deck to get legend?

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>>158602781
>>158602481
>>158601054
>... except mice.

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>>158602781
>>158602762
I will now post OC until you cannot stand it. You have brought this rain of hate down upon yourselves.

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>4chan suddenly has ads again
>not weeab tenga egg ads
>legit malware scam ads

>>158603036
I miss that pink guy.

so where do I get my cards

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WIIIIIINDDDD!!!

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how does he manage to stay relevant?

So.... can we change our champions or is it too late?

>>158603362
Is he? I haven't seen or heard of him since some thread on /v/ was ripping him about The Witness.

>>158603401

second chance next week

>>158603362
He produces a fun stream where the highlight is watching him fuck up.
I also like watching him play stardew it's comfy.

>>158603362

He does shit for some other stream network on top of his personal stream.

>tfw tasteless just fell off the face of the earth when he wasn't able to get into dota2, fgc or hearthstone

>>158603626
What happened to artosis? I haven't seen him since he lost his pylon. Did he ever find it?

>>158603718

He casts sc2 and hots but now that sc2 has no league anymore in korea I kind of hope that he returns to casting HS, the english speaking casters for HS in Korea and the blizzard events in asia are trash.

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>>158599719
No, because of life tap. Try playing zoo without tapping for a game and see what happens.
Also see what happens when you finley into life tap on turn 1 as murloc shaman. Suddenly it's a playable deck that can win a game.

>>158600020
Zoo does benefit from some premium drops.
Can't avoid the classic 1 mana 3/2, and voidwalker's 1/3/taunt is excellent.
Then there's peddler, something like the 3rd best 2-drop in standard (below thalnos and alex's champ, tied with golem).
Speaking of which, the 2 slot power balance is just absurd. Paladin has essentially zero, while mage and rogue have many of the best.
Plus there's councilman and IGB, which are easily among the best 3-drops in the game.

>>158600439
>>158600651
Bullshit, warrior is a key part of the game and keeping HS fun.
Stop and think of all the fun-as-hell decks and cards that are only playable to their full potential in warrior matchups. Deathrattle hunter, dreadlock, shadow rogue, anubarak, etc.
All those cool cards that are just "too slow"? They ain't too slow against garrosh.
Without control warrior (and control shaman if it was more common) max-value combo decks just have no place in hearthstone.

>>158602116
>>158602294
it is utter crap in most shaman decks, let's just say i've done extensive testing. MC is not at all useful in most shaman decks and reminds us not to exaggerate by referring to cards by their conditional statlines.
That said, it's semi-playable in totem/token and mid-control shamans and you can have some fun with her. Pic related.

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Here's some hot dragon action for you.

>>158603362
He looks like Charlie from It's Always Sunny.

>>Okay Charlie we're gonna help you get back into the ranked scene, help find a new deck you like even more than... beast warrior.
>Well I don't see how that's possible but I'll tell you what, let me pop a quick M on this mage deck so we know it's filled with Murlocs...

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>tfw Ragnaros from Barnes

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>>158603935
We posting OCs?

>reynigger thinks 5 minute delay on his stream is going to help him get to legend

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>>158604290
We were until you started fucking up the place.

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>>158601054
Tied between her and ethereal peddler.
That fucking voice, man
>elements, i like. totems, i looooove~~
>totally~
>need something... unusual?
>i'll take that~
Gets me every time.

>>158604935

>28th
>still not legend

>>158603893
I swear rogue has the best three drops rather.
Fan of knives, si agent, perditions, edwin

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I specialize in completely useless ideas.

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>>158605168
I can be even more useless than you, anon.

>>158605283
I unironically like it. Good job anon.

>>158604983
>better than novice
How? Do you mean draw 2 extra cards in addition to the usual draw you make? That wouldn't be balanced at all.
Draw one extra card? It's worse than novice since draw is delayed for no reason and due to your choice of words it doesn't benefit from brann.

xixo, chakki and amnesiac are going over his games on chakkis channel

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>>158605283
Nonsense. Nobody can make worse concepts than me.

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>Colosseum Manager

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>>158605753
Now you're not playing fair. Walls of text don't count for anything.

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>>158605753
How is that even supposed to work? What is "third minion"?

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>>158605283

>Warlock
>Hero Power
>Deal damage

>>158605946

Malygos btfo

>>158605993
Well, that much is consistent. Fallen Hero also causes the Warlock hero power to deal more damage.

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>>158605926
That's the idea.

>>158605946
Of the three minions displayed, the third one of the group that died. Duplicates obviously not offered.

>>158606119

Don't mind me, I'm just being thick.

Picked Cydonia, no regrets

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>>158606082
You mean malygos dies to removal if the player doesn't win instantly with it? That card is still worse than Hex in that regard, but Hex is OP.

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Literally how fucking lucky do you have to be to draw Violet Illusionist when you only have a Fool's Bane in a topdeck scenario. Fuck this game.

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I just can't stop making garbage

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>>158604935
seems to me like he isn't legend because every single time i've seen his stream in the last month it's gone like this
>play ~5 games
>lose a few
>get tilted as fuck
>go on huge salty hour-long rant about ghosting/sniping/queuesniping
>cool off and read donation messages
>try to keep playing, queue up
>someone in chat implies either
>A: he lost last game because of a misplay
>or B: that he sucks balls at tournament play
>go on hour-long angry rant insulting whoever posted it, including calling them a needle-dicked retard at least once
>tilt harder than the leaning tower of pisa
>can't even play properly and just throws out his cards randomly
>rage about snipers/queuesnipers/etc even more
>lose 3 games in a row
>insult chat more
>give up and play shadowverse/counterstrike instead
Honestly the guy has anger issues, it's easy to see they're getting the best of him and seriously interfering with his primary work.
Eg that tic where he's always passive-aggressively hovering the opp's face to check squelch whenever they make a swing play, punish something, have lethal, highroll, etc. Telltale sign of a guy who's automatically verbally abusing himself in his head for every mistake, imagining how the opp would taunt and mock him.
Dude just has anger issues. The OC kind. Not healthy.
I'd tell him to see a shrink.

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>>158606383
>tfw picked amnesiac

>>158607235
playing hearthstone every day does that to you. the other alternative is to separate yourself from the game and become monotone like Kripp/Dog

I love how they announced WEIRD AL as the Blizzcon performer, like it's not the most Cringe-inducing thing they could've done.

Are they aware that it's cringey, or do they think anyone unironically likes him?

>>158607997

He's probably the biggest name willing to be associated with this shit.

>>158607997

not sure you've seen how awkward their last few live bands were

felt bad for grohl when the foofighters were up there in 2014 or so, holy shit the crowd was dead

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>>158607997

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So where the fuck can I check the "choose your champion" results?

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R8

>>158608864
kys

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Kill me nigga

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>>158597730

>>158609076
>russian

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Is it possible to make a more skill intensive deck?

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>>158609394

Your deck is severely lacking in firelords.

>>158609394

>No Jeweled Scarab

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>life gets busy suddenly
>actually too busy to do dailies
>every night when I go to sleep and briefly think of how much gold Ive already lost and am losing this very moment

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what was his fucking problem?

>>158609931
condolences on all the murlocapocalypses that youve missed out on

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Instead of turning the "end turn" button green, the game automatically ends your turn.

>>158610046

too
confusing
for
new
players

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>>158610046
But then how could I clear the opponent's board, play ragnaros and go AFK to rope until automatic rag lethal?

>hearthstone goes unresponsive more times than any other program I've ever used, ever
How does blizzard manage to make such a shit game in every way imaginable?

>>158610898
works fine for me, anon. must be on your end.

What if Hogger was 5 mana?

>>158607997
Understand that the folks at Blizzard think "I Am Murloc" is actually a good song.


>>158608864
Brainless. Just splash them in. Requires next to no actual deck building skills. So I r8 it as a h8.

>>158609062
waaaaa!

>>158609076
You're triggering me with that "portals online" action. Mechwarper needed a nerf in the hugest way.

>>158609931
Some of them you can complete in ten minutes, anon. Instead of reading this thread, do your dailies and get your gold.

>>158611371
First of all, it would be much better.

>>158611250
>>158610898
the only unresponsive end here is your mom ass after I finished fucking it

WOW

BLOW THE FUCK OUT

HELL YEAH

TAKE THAT PIECE OF SHIT

YOU JUST GOT OWNED

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>>158611536

How do I make the greediest of greedy Aggro Paladin decks? I just want to play on curve and occasionally Kings/Faceless or Tirion/Faceless or Jenkins/Faceless for surprise wins.

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>>158611536
Anon, why did you type that? Just for (You)s?


>>158611776
Put in greedy cards. Darkshire into Stand Against.

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>>158611776
forgot to post current deck
I feel like it's not greedy enough

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>>158597730

>>158611947
-1 alchemist, -young priestess, -2x aldor for sure

+nzoth, rag, sylvanas and cairne

can cut both divine favor for double loot as well

kolento played something like this a while ago

Man I love how salty Reynad can get.

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>>158597730

>>158611947
>>158612371
also double faceless is just awful

you can play 1 for memes but 2 is just too much brick hand potential

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>>158597730
I like my Wild netdecksdecks to sound overpowered and imposing, even though it's kind of pretentious

>>158612827
Congratulations, that's the most autistic thing I've seen all week.

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>>158597730

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>>158612827

>>158612827
I laughed out loud.

>>158611873
>not being underage b&

anon ishiggydiggy.....

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>>158612827

>God of Riddles

>>158612827
Anon, God of Autism

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>>158612827
weaponized autism

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Ask a shadowverse player who just opened 5 free packs that came out of nowhere anything.

>>158614207
are there any cards with nude muscle guys

>>158614207
They're giving it to you because they fucked up the release date.

>>158614207
What did anon get in his? Two leggos and some golds, plus some nice animated stuff.

>>158614357
Only few golds, but I appreciate the dust. Gonna be able to craft my third Tia soon.

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>>158614207
Shilling for zero compensation?

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>tfw you didn't fall for the Thijs meme

>>158605283
>Tap
>here "uh-oh"
>no life lost on tap

I like it

>>158617060
Well, remember that it would take up a card slot. Instead of design an interesting card, this would come out.

How do I mulligan with aggro secret hunter? Not sure if I even want to keep tracking or aggressively search for stuff like secret keepers, other one drops, bow and huntress.

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No fucking tolerance for playing mages. They always have some retarded hand like this. I'm always pulling the plug if I see a mage play Wyrm turn 1. Doesn't matter what my hand looks like.

>>158605283
Damn this is a really good card actually

>>158617505
i was about to type it up but i realized i hate playing against the shit

>>158617748
At first glance it's cool, sure, but no one would actually play it. It breaks no ground from a design perspective. It does not condone a new kind of deck. All it does it take up the slot of a card that could be good. In every expansion there are 9 class cards. Do you want to waste one of them on this arena garbage?

>>158617935
It's fine I'm a european neet. Well student, but that's about the same.

>Playing murloc paly
>Queue against freeze mage
>He does 38 damage in one turn because you can't counter removal and ice blocks
But Worgen warrior otk is not fair to play against right

>>158617976
What's wrong with just having cool cards? When people try to make meta-breaking OC, or shit that's actually competitive and not just a neat little gimmick, that's when OC is at its worst.

>>158618027
http://www.hearthpwn.com/decks/646673-s31-legend-2eu-3asia-smorc-hunter

just read this he goes over it

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>>158618125
>not playing 1x Eater of Secrets in EVERY deck you play just to fuck with Freeze Mage and Secret Hunters/Paladins

it's almost like you hate winning anon

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>>158616518

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You are Expansion-Ready, right?

>>158618985
i started in may so i dont got that much but still scraped up 2.2k gold and 3k dust

>>158618205
It's just such an irrelevant effect. It's so fucking small. It's literally just a second long gimmick that then it's a tall strider. I understand your position, but you don't understand mine. When we look at 500 pictures of OC in a thread or something, something cute like this ogre brings to your mind a nice little card that isn't too try hard. But if it was put into an expansion, it would take up 1/134 of the expansion. It would exist within the expansion and take out what could be an actually interesting card. I'm not saying the card has to be good at all, but it has to be something worth dedicating 1/134 of an expansion for. You can't even have crazy stories with this card. If it was a cool card, like Curse of Rafaam for instance, I could appreciate your position, but it's not. This card is somehow more egregious than Fossilized Devilsaur.

>>158618985
I can't hold onto gold to even buy Zeriyah nudes.

why do people say zoo is so easy, half the classes have a board clear spell at 5 mana

>>158619448

Zoo used to be as strong as shaman is today a few expansions back.

Now it is just ok, but people wont let it go.

>>158619448
Zoo doesn't care about board clears. It just repopulates the board next turn.

>>158619448
Just because it sucks doesn't mean it requires any intelligence to play. Its gamelan is to play a bunch of 1 drops and other annoying garbage

>>158619448
then you play malch's imp > doomguard and they cry

>>158619792
To be fair after you play for like 2 months like 80% of decks become an execution test of being able to move your mouse

>>158620394

seems a bit ableist

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Every day until you like it.

>>158620587
That's why we have wild, so people can bot secret paladin

>>158620630
I actually do like this card, however I don't think it should ever exist in the same silence-unfriendly, N'zoth-existing meta that we're in right now.

>reynad still rank 3
>trying to legend
o am i laffing

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XD

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>>158620970

>made a failed bet on hots
>most successful hs recruit is eloise
>no sponsors
>now doesn't pay his site contributors
>all his plans for tournaments didn't pan out
>can't even get legend

will he livestream his suicide?

>>158621070
>[alexstrasza noices intensify]

>>158621070

>babbling books for lethal

heh, nothing personal scrub

>>158605283
>Inspire: 50% chance to restore 2 health to your Hero.

I think would be better but yeah I kinda like it too desu

>>158621214
I actually enjoy his stream. At times when he isn't perioding its pretty informative and comfy.
But he gets salty all the fucking time and you can see that he is slowly dying inside.

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>watch hearthstone """"pro"""" play
>game comes down exclusively to whatever they draw
>literally
>nothing else
I dont even know what i was expecting

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>>158621308
enough!! i have no time for these games.....now die, fool....

>its a maelstorm portal summons trogg episode
>its a barnes summons rag episode
god i love me some children card games.

>>158621791
>3 tempo mage cards in hand, mana wyrm, you're not threatening lethal

You were pretty fucked

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And you know what I mean by "portals."

>>158622216

Please, this would be a 5/4 if blizzard printed it

>>158622285
I remember back in the day when Mage was balanced out by having shitty minions.

>>158602951
goats are GOAT

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Why can't Blizz create less cancerous hunter cards?

>>158622486
Why not just play Finnly? Make it 3/4 instead of 2/3.

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>>158622452

>still no slutty female goat shaman/priest/paladin skin

what the f*ck did they mean by this?

Guys, can someone explain wtf is going on in Savjz stream?

>>158622728

>watching savjz

>>158622569
How about 2/4? Also, this card was just a quick build. I wish blizzard built more cards for hunter that support an actually Long game/control play style.

>>158622728

when was he replaced by a 45 year old woman?

holy shit she looks my mother who is in her late 50s

>>158614207
>ITS HEARTHSTONE WITH TITS GUYS
>WHY AREN'T YOU PLAYING?
>COME ON ANIME TITS ITS NOT LIKE THEY'RE ALL OVER THE INTERNET
:D:

>>158622728
It appears our guy has taken the stream over

>>158622780
Nothing wrong with savjz. He's alright to listen and look at. His decks aren't too cancerous.

>>158622398
NICE MEME

>>158622783
Control Hunter is a dangerous idea because Steady Shot is so good over a long game unless your opponent is Warrior or Priest. It makes the Hunter have inevitability on his side if he doesn't run out of steam.

A healing shot wouldn't even be good for control hunter for that reason. Control Hunter would need something to be able to compensate for lack of card draw.

Curator hunter is probably the closest we have. x2 Coldlight Oracle x2 Azure Drake.

>>158622881
It's like hearthstone without barnes

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Just saw this tasty morsel. Meant to be an early drop for Priest while also enabling them to deal with threats more flexibly with their shadow words. Thoughts?

>>158623638
Lmao

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>when the Blessings are just right

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>>158623131
What do you think of this concept?
(Ignore mana cost, probably too cheap tbqh)

>hyped has started playing hs again

tybg for overwatch flopping harder than hots

>>158623638
Why would you care if you didn't make it?

Anyway, the wording is shit. The spell should be zero mana because in almost all situations it's a worse Aldor, despite the class synergies.

>>158623810
>Choose one.
TRIGGERED

>>158623638
Heres a thought
blizzard refuses to take fan card ideas
so by making the cards, they will never be real

>>158623810
>not disengage
>chose one
>not exhilarate
>not aspect of the turtle

DUDE

What if blizzard has an RNG machine connected to HS and by the press of a button they can favor a player over the other

they could even choose what cards the other dude get

Can you imagine the amount of betting money they could rake?

How is this even allowed

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>>158623881
Pic Related

>>158623883
Actually, there's this guy who made this whole album and a bunch of cards were later released as actual HS cards.

>>158623883
Well, that's just not true. Fandral with that exact same text and stat spread has been in circulation since GvG. Cutpurse was exactly the same except in the original he was epic and had stealth. But the effect was the same and so was the art.

So, before you even think of opening your stupid mouth, think for one second. Jesus Christ. You dumb cunts make me angry.

>>158623848
I really liked watching him play miracle rogue a long ass time ago so that's pretty cool

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So why wasn't this a neutral?

>>158624437
>8/8 heal for 8 every turn
It doesn't need to be neutral

>>158624437

bolf is neutral, what more do you need?

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Why aren't you having FUN on ladder right now?

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is this the cutest couple in the scene?

>>158624703

>have a kid with zarya
>she will be in her early 60s when the kid is 12

>>158624703
I want to make fuck her pregnant and then have the child not come to term because she is too old to give birth.

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>>158624841
>>158625021
is she really that old?

>>158624437
Question is why did it not keep the 'Cannot attack' text

>>158625316

it'd have been an almost dead card in control matchups

>>158625316
Because healing (on top of that random) is worth much less than damage

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>>158622398
yeah, the days of apprentice, water ele and mana wyrm...

>>158623131
>2 dpt
>inevitability
>in stones of the hearth
>the game where 6 out of 9 classes can and will lethal you from 30hp
>and 2 out of the other 3 can heal like crazy
Even with the justicar'd hero power (3dmg) hunter can only gain inevitability over a handful of aggro decks.

>Control Hunter would need something to be able to compensate for lack of card draw.
Believe me there are PLENTY of options there.
Pic related only runs a couple of them and still has no problem fighting for value against top-heavy control decks.
But it can only play control against other control decks
to be viable on a full ladder, control hunter mainly needs healing. Even board control tools can be assembled ad-hoc with the various shots, marks, and traps.

>>158623810
Protip: hunter cannot get playable draw. Period.
Face hunter is already mounting a huge comeback right now, today's VS report has it firmly in tier 1 -- the only other tier 1 deck being midrange shaman.
If that card was printed, shaman would have to be moved down.

>>158624437
Because we do not need any more autoinclude neutral legendaries.

>>158625680

used to be that heal was valued over damage which is why sp doesn't effect it

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Honestly though. What does Zeriyah see in this loser?

>>158625921

nordic anchor baby potential

>>158625736
That's why we need an actually playable control hunter. Look at midrange shaman. It was a straight hot slower yet better version than aggro shaman, and manage to drop the decks position. I believe if a more attractive control hunter deck appears, face huntard can be dropped. Sadly, hunter has always been an aggressive class design wise =(

>>158625316
Because they didn't want it to be extremely terrible

>>158625892
>heal was valued over damage
This just shows how retarded Team5 is. Direct damage saves more damage to your fragile face in the long run than healing. It removes threats, it protects your threats from enemy minions, it closes the game.

I would love Zeriyah so much more than that dickhead ever could. Life's not fair.

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What is the deal with this deck? Its the most unfun frustrating thing to play against for me. Seeing your entire health vanish with burnt cards, minions even with strong rattles safely deleted by being sent back over hand limit over and over is real shitty. Being punished for having any card-drawing.

And its not like I'm some wallet-warrior who stuffs all his decks with high-cost shit, I always try to keep it balanced and hate finding myself with nothing to put down if I get first turn

Looking forward to Gang Up getting tossed out because of this

>>158626173
They've never valued healing over damage

>>158626236
>Not playing aggressive deck

>>158626236
Unfortunately no one gives a shit what you find "unfun to play against"

>>158626257
Tell it to that guy >>158625892

>>158626236
Just play aggro to punish combo shitters

>zeriyah talking about penises on stream

>>158626257

They did in beta, I wish I could find brodes reasoning for it when they changed spell power to spell damage but I remember it pretty clearly being because they were scared of how strong burst healing on top of the hero power could get.

>>158625316
That was probably the original design
then they tested him and realized they wanted him to be good
And they succeeded here for once, light rag's a great yardstick for how strong a legendary should be.

>>158625042
>>158625921
whats wrong with you people
if you captioned that pic "savjz and his aunt" and i'd never seen zeriyah i'd believe it.
She looks 15+ years older than him.

>>158626236
it's okay for the same reason as astral druid, leeroy otk shaman and warlock, quadruple-digit otk priest, purify face otk priest, etc.
its winrate is so low that only memers and nutjobs will actually take it into ladder
I think most of us actually like queueing into mill, it's a welcome change of pace from the same 6 netdecks over and over again.

>>158626740
That's what I'm talking about.

>>158625921
Youth.

>>158625042
She is exactly that old.

>>158626859

she is 15 years older than him

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FUCKING SLUT

>>158626792
kek, i'm sure malygos > flash heal > flash heal must have been a terrifying prospect
that's also why they printed reno and priest of the feast, right?

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Say your prayers, /hsg/.

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>>158626949
You can already do Velen > Double Flash, but do any ladder Priests use him?

>>158627298
My nigga Ben Brizzy went from slanging pies to making difital cards fly.

He truly started from the bottom

>>158626949

It was a different era, there were no god level 1, 2 and 3 drops. Priest could just sit there and outheal the damage output of most classes with just hero power, holy nova and holy fire.

>>158627298

>when the yogg doesn't die

>>158627184
he's MIA for the same reason as all the other priest legendaries
they're actually quite good (even voljin in shadow and volazj in nzoth) but nobody has them and nobody is willing to craft legendaries for unplayable 40% win decks

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Hey /hsg/, less than one hour until you die!

>http://store.steampowered.com/app/453480/

SHADOWVERSE IS OUT ON STEAM
GO
GO
GO

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>tfw too intelligent to play shadowverse

>Shadowverse is out

So that's it, huh.
We had a good run /hsg/
See you on the other side

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>>158628849
card games are just code to me.

with games, i instantly see the errors and misplays of my opponent.

>>158628849
>>158628974
Shut up. I hate this forced meme garbage. If I could ban you, I would.

>savjz is on?
>oh, he's streaming with some jailbai-, no, that's that community manager

damn, zeriyah looks like that? isn't she nearly 50?

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>tfw no cute miracle rogue girlfriend to play and discuss card choices with
Time to end it all

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>>158629130
Just imagine being her wife and getting widowed as she naturally passes two years from now.

>>158629130

she looks like that career walmart woman who got pregnant in highschool and dropped out to support the kid

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>>158628849
>>158628974
favorite meme of the month tbqh

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>>158629195

>no american streamer gf to siphon money from orbiters that thinks she's single

the pain is slightly lessened by remembering that most of /hsg/ chose thijs as their champion and have a grand total of 0(zero) packs to show for it

>>158629491
we all get one for choosing a champ senpai

>>158629491
>>158629646
I went with Amnesiac, so am I at TWO (2) packs?

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>nerfed 20 times
>still coming back for more
Face hunter is the hero hearthstone deserves.

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I just love Discover. Am I to blame?

I don't understand the format or standings of this tournament. Or sny tournament. It's Amnesiacs first day but he played 4-2 against one person?

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>>158629723
Based hunter always there to infuriate cucktrol players

>>158629723
inb4 shamans go back to doomhammers and 16 damage swings

>>158630096
The matches are best of 7, so the first person to 4 wins wins the match

Otherwise it would be all shamans

>>158630096

it's a bo7 so you have to win 4 times

you can ban one of the opponents decks
you have to win with each of your decks
if you lose you can queue another deck or play the same one until you win with it

>blizzard is so desperate they're ddossing the sv servers

>>158629703

yes, +1 for every match he wins so there's 2 more possible ones he can get from the group stages then another 3 during the blizzcon finals next week

>>158628513

>download it
>can't connect to servers

is this the power of anime?

>>158630179
>>158630230

Oh I see. Thank you for clearing that up guys.

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JESUS FUCK why don't you NIGGERS just delete my account at this point I don't give a fuck anymore to be completely honest.

When the fuck do I get packs from picking one of those random people

Does an 8+ mana minion whose had his cost reduced count for the 10 cards that cost 8 or more quest?

>>158631161

2 weeks from now

>Arcane explosion with a upside
>A light's justice with a upside
>An Eerie statue with a upside

What did Green Jesus mean with this?

>>158631208
It's probably coded the same way as similar in game effects like evolve / master of evolution. Guessing yes

>>158631393
That's a good point.

>>158631393
Just confirmed it does with arcane giant at least.

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This deck is #1 legend right now.
Zoo is still very much alive.

>>158596547
thijs was the safe bet, how were we know he was gonna throw a set to a turn 2 misplay with hunter

who even misplays with hunter, especially as hard as he did.

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from 2 zero star to legend with only 2 losses, both to shaman final boss fuckers. freeze their shit!

>>158632603
>swashburglar
>1 mana 1/1, gain two class cards from your opponent and absorb a freezing trap and snipe

that play made my eyes bleed

>>158632980

Where can I watch that game?

Where will we go when 4chan dies i dont like how reddit post

>>158632275
How? When I play zoo they always have 2 arcane explsoions, 2 flamestrikes, 2 blizzards, and 1 more of each thanks to babbling book and ethereal conjurer.

HSG make a new and original deck from scratch and Ill rate it and maybe suggest improvements

>>158634085
No one in their right mind would play a deck that has any more of those cards than a single flamestrike and maybe a blizzard. Which means either you're a lying faggot or you're losing against people with shit decks.

>mfw I'm beating retards playing tier 2 decks with my class card quest decks

beat face hunter with 30-druid-cards beast druid

secret hunter and beast druid with 28-paladin-cards secret paladin