*makes thread in hidden* edition
>Seasonal Event (All Saints Wake 2016)
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/All_Saints_Wake/
>Patch 3.4 Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/159309cb1ef0706cf37a9a91e3e18865b70097a6
>Stormblood Expansion Teaser:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAobb8_SzHY
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
>Old thread: >>158513295
>>158530901
nerf t9 raid
cig dog
>>158531013
i can't do accents on this keyboard so i will continue to slowly bald
top 5 cutest c@s
go!
time to check whats new on pixiv
How do I find someone chill to EB platonically for fun with no erp or weird drama attached
>Seasonal Event (All Saints Wake 2016)
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/All_Saints_Wake/
>Patch 3.4 Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/159309cb1ef0706cf37a9a91e3e18865b70097a6
>Stormblood Expansion Teaser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAobb8_SzHY
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/pMSR0Ytd
>Last time:
>>158513295
>>158531091
You don't. You'll get webbed. I though EB meant extra bags. Now I'm webbed.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my OTP gave to me...
>>158531087I'm not at all surprised.
>>158531209
What a tasty cracker* you have there!*This is what europeans actually believe!
>>158531156
Red...
shirou will wake up
>>158531339
shirou will die
>>158531224
Twelve tanks tanking!
>>158531087
If you block her head you can't tell which part is a boob and which is an arm
>>158531373
Eleven Elezens ERPing!
>>158531087
cromartie high school lookin ass y'shtola
Midlanders are gud.
>>158531302
It's a goddamned mofn.Goes well with a glass of mork.
>>158531454
malk
cat joke
wonder if the /v/ anon that translated the other comic is around, this is adorable.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=58920739
where'd the dorky glasses and poncho cat go
>>158531302
>>158531354
Honestly I was hoping to start an argument about crumpets.
>>158531305
Not me I thought it meant "Easy Breakfast"
It was not easy at all.
>>158531417
>>158531087
>>158531521
ippiki joke
>>158531516
MORK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBP-CScCPyc
>>158531373
Eleven bards singing!
>>158531450
Never post again.
>>158531543
A friend offered to help me boost some levels on my alt job so I'm gonna go do some hunting logs or whatever those are with himI'm still here though...
>>158531691Is that really your favorite flavor?
>>158531091
you become friends with someone and ask them to eb you as a friend
>>158531654
Ten fags a tripping!
>>158531695
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/news/detail/80cd4583bf743600105b947d6906d0909189e479
Read this.
>>158531774
Don't to this.
>>158531724_noIt's a meme
>>158531774
Is that possible on Balmung?
>>158530901
>>158531839
How disappointing.
>>158531273
>all this lalaporn
While i don't mind it, it's slightly disturbing how realistic it looks.
>>158531832
This is not a """"meltdown""""
I feel like such a fool.
>>158531878
yes??
Hey /xivg/Lalas have sexy legs
>pedophile hour
>>158531953
What's the point in your existence, shirou?
>>158531949
S-sorry...
>>158532025
Yes they do!
turning it off
>>158531802
Nine ifrits dashing!
>>158532050
>>158531273
This image is weird. Why are they so sweaty? Reminds me of that image of the two fat weeboos making out.
how's the economy on Balmung? would it be a bad idea to come there as a poor new player?
I want Y'shtola to pump me
>>158531654
>was in weeping city last night
>5 bards in one group
>one bard is just sperging out most of the instance about "BRD POWAH"
>making fun of other groups for not having any tp or mana regen
>a few of us were kinda neated out about 5 bards but gave up after a few trash pulls
>sperg still sperging
>last boss someone else starts a vote to kick
>passes almost instantly
>alliance thanks us
>>158532163
Eight noobs wiping!
>>158532245
You can make millions selling erp
>>158532179
I don't know if that's a compliment
>people always draw idealized, cute, loli lalas
>actual lalas are fucking bottom heavy topsy turvy soulless dumplings
Their eyes are the weirdest part. In game, Lalas look dead as fuck inside.
>>158532234
I haven't seen the full image, but anon,actual heady hot lovemaking is pretty active.
>>158531878
Sure it is, I did it.
>>158532050
Lalafell are adults with adult minds and adult desires.
>14850 blue scrips to unlock all nodes
oh
okay
>>158532320
I don't erp
>>158532319
u are not doing this at the right time of YEAR
AS SOMEONE WHO HELPED PEN THIS MEME I AM OUTRAGED
>>158532172
>Exaggerating the strange proportional problems with lalafell.
You're fucking doing it wrong.
>>158532324
Unless they're in a over or being boiled, they should not be sweating that hard from fucking kissing.
>>158532315
i got into a 7 lala alliance once as a roe
shit was fucking weird because one dude seemed genuinely angry about it instead of making jokes like everyone else in the group
>when you're leveling a DoW and hit level 44
Fuck you Dzemael Darkhold, and fuck your slutgear for being the best at this level.
>>158532369
They just can't ride the rollercoasters.
>>158532319
Seven drones a shilling!
>>158532324
plainsfolk don't look dead inside, it's the dunesfolk soulless eyes
Should I switch out the boots? If so, for what?
Probably going to glam emperors over the accs.
>>158532450
>you're
huh?
>>158532451
thats what happens when a special snowflake is thrown into a snowbank
>you will never clear turn 9
why even live
>>158532450
I wasn't sure if there was more to the image, which is why I said I haven't seen the full image.
>>158532474
Six Sephirots Smashing!
>>158532451
>>158532540
nevermind im retarded and didnt get the snowwhite joke
>>158532472
I know that feeling well.
>>158532610
FIVE
MELDED
RINGS
>>158532404
Probably shouldn't transfer to balmug then.
>ULTROS IS OPEN
>LRVIATHAN ISNT
WHAT DO I DO
>>158532810
Wait for levi
>>158532810
Go to Excalibur!
>>158532810
Come to malboro!or just wait for leviathan to open it shouldn't take long
shut the fuck up Awena
>>158532758
Four coiling turns!
>so many folks on balmung I can't even load into the game because it disconnects
>>158532913
>anonymous is still cosmically butt-ravaged that meria turned down his disgusting advances
>>158532610
>>158532051
to make fun of losers like you
clear 11 or 12 yet?
cornie has so many drops man, it's crazy
>>158532461
>complains about slutgear
>would get on her knees for the right gc
?????
>>158532883
Three bloodied logs!
>>158533010
what?
Anyone wanna kill me so I can eternally dream of her
>>158533038
Two miqotes purring!
I finally got head
>>158533101
He's evading I guess. Probably why everything's getting deleted this thread
>>158533014
Hey, I love the Immortal Flames and everything, but I don't think I'd go that far.
what's the next tier of slut armor after Coliseum
So, Giglamesh is down. So I came here to shit post.
Are you jelly Chinks get these outfits and you dont?
https://twitter.com/hinekota/status/791281241903341568
>>158532889
I just suddenly disconnected and now I can't get back in. Fuck this.
>>158533160
now thats what i calldreams of ice
>>158533246
Chinese costumes are kinda trash to be honest.
>>158533165
>not a black haired relicless mooncat
baka
>>158533246
Gilgamesh isn't down.
>>158533246
Wings are the worst thing in any game ever.
>>158533246
It looks like something out of a fly-by-night Korean F2P MMO. Glad it's staying in Chinkland.
>>158533264
Oh, so it's not just me and shitty internet. Well shit.
>>158533246
i genuinely hope we never get them
>when someone trips over a server wire after you wait 30 minutes to run WoD
>>158533165
One Hillary winning
>>158533014
seihei doesn't erp
>>158533246
I'm really glad actually, wings and halos are the pinnacle of shit taste and chinks and gooks seem to force that shit on every single MMO they make.
Gladly nippon 100 folded shit taste is still good enough to not allow those on the official versions (for now).
waffle post lewds pls
stratos aragorneu.
>>158533246
it uh... it looks, kind of shit honestly
i'm all for more horns for my lalafell but the outfits in general are pretty unremarkable (even though i like wings and stuff)
and a fat cat on the beach
>>158533452
I want to pet and pump this lala
>>158533165
And a blue bird from a peiste map!
>>158532507
{/gcsalute}
>>158533246
Meh, not bad, not great. I'd pass on buying them.
>>158533317
>>158533317
>>158533317
This, this, and this.
Wings in a MMO has become the defining property for a shitty f2p MMO.
They're just something for idiots purchase.
It's only somewhat excusable if they actually have a purpose (see aion)
I'm going to sleep, Hotpocket. Leave this picture alone.
Anyone having trouble logging in to the primal data center? Getting error 2002 server congested. Other data centers seem to be okay.
pls halp
>>158533316
I dunno man, you tell me.
>>158533424
Literally who? I haven't posted here in months.
Ded game. Let's all move back to ffxi.
>>158533246
Are these wings on the torso equip or like those prism wings? Or are they adding a back slot?
>>158533679
Getting that shit now.
>>158533246
I wonder how much people will pay for THAT outfit, given how many people I've seen that shilled out $18 or whatever it was for that horribly ugly Chinese dress.
>>158533594
>>158533317
>Something tons of people like is shit!
>2016
>Association manipulation disorder
>>158533716
>>158533428
will die.
>>158533490
i'm on gilgamesh if you wanna try your luck
>>158533594
i really like wings but i know what you're saying
i specifically like how in xiv they uh... add metallic butt-wings to certain gear, like alexandrian DRG chest and final coils caster/healer chest
they're some of my favorite designs in the game even if it is a little silly
>>158533594
They're obnoxious even inRevelation Onlinebut at least they have the function of actually granting flight from level 29 when you get your first pair and upgrading them makes you fly quicker. Most of the wing designs are still fucking disgusting, though, and some are just edgy
>>158533679
Servers are shitting themselves, yeah. I'm still on but there are a bunch that aren't.
>>158533789
>Something tons of people like
[citation needed]
>>158533824
hey fuck you kid
that's not even my name actually so guess I'm not dying
>>158532810
malboro
>>158533824
>i really like wings
wings
lala
liked s2 hannibal
its all starting to add up
>>158533594
I think small, silly cupidesque wings can look decent, but shit like pic related is just inexcusable. Maplestory's horrendous when it comes to big edgy particle shitfest wings in particular.
>>158533789
Most people with wings are kids, edgelords, special snowflakes, have shit taste or some combination thereof. It depends on the specific item's design though, obviously.
>could get instant queues as a SCH for leveling, I'm 52
>opt to wait 15 minutes in queue as SMN instead since I'm burnt on healing after doing AST
Am I an absolute madman?
Lobby connection error 2002. What the fuck.
>can't even connect to the data center anymore
Welp
depressed au ra looking for someone to discuss underappreciated masterwork embric wulfhammer's castle with
please do not bother responding if you have not gotten every ending including both secret ones
SHITOUUUUU
SHITMAAAAAA
>>158533594
you know a mmo is dead than they stack wings on wings
>>158534081
dawg
>>158534078
shut up
>>158533789
You do you realize that most things that are exceptionally popular are shit, right?
>Re-sub after 6+ months
>Doing PotD
>Finish floor 39 about to zone into floor 40
>Disconnect and constantly get error 90002 and 10105
Well I guess that's ok....
I'm on Goblin world.
come to tonberry..............
elemental has no lobby errors......................
>>158534154
>Proving my point exactly
Anyone else getting 2002 errors or lobby errors? The fuck is this shit. I play for 2 months straight and nothing, now I d/c and can't reconnect because of this shit, what the fuck is even happening.
Getting no problems in the Adamantoise server so far.
>>158534154
>being this contrarian
>>158534217
PotD is a complete failure on an entertainment level.
It doesn't even have any reason to be procedural generated.
It might as well just be a giant fucking hallway with a shit ton of simple monsters.
Least then you wouldn't spend a fuck ton of time running back and forth.
>>158534079
cum for a nigger
let's be honest here. who here actually has bought gil? should be fine as long as you keep yourself anon and not tripcode/avatar yourself.
>>158533803
That's not even fucking lewd. Step your game up faggot.
>>158534024
Logging in into my alt seemed to do the trick. My main is still logged in, I was even able to sent it a friend request.
>>158533750
Its part of the chest piece nerd.
>>158534338
Damn dude, the servers are just shitting themselves. Calm your tits.
Okay, who wants to find a server that isn't shitting itself and start new characters?
>>158534308
>cheery picking the low hanging fruit
>>158534129
that isn't nice...
>>158534443
Malboro hasn't had any problems here.
>>158534385
Well I didn't remember what half my spells were and needed to practice some. I didn't even know it was a dungeon until today when someone said it was a good place to re-learn skills and rotations.
>>158534506
Are you already logged in? It's logging in that seems fucked
>>158534534
>someone said it was a good place to re-learn skills and rotations.
What is a target dummy
>>158534434
Nice try, Square Enix team. Running out of ideas to catch gil sellers/buyers I see.
>>158534564
No one is logged in on malboro. Don't believe his lies!
>>158534587
What is playing a healer
>>158534630
Yeah, I didn't know it was a primal server and I can't get on there
>>158534440
>>158534495
That ending is bestOr at least I think so, I only played through her route
>>158534779
oh no
that cat that looks like every other cat looks concerned
>>158534646
>tfw no healing target dummy to take tank buster damage so you can practise your clutch heals
>>158534809
if I recall correctly Carmina has 3 endings but all of them are very nice, yes
She was a really interesting character and her dynamic with the Duchess was compelling and well thought out, it's not too surprising she's lots of people's favourite character even if she doesn't fit into the overall narrative as importantly as others
>tfw everyone in a9s but you
>you play pretty much all day and have pretty good gear
>you want to raid
>retards who are shit at the game are somehow clearing it every week
not sure if I'm a retard or if I secretly don't want to raid and I'm fooling myself
>>158534440
I just realized Harke and Waffle Slaper are different people.
>>158534779
Oh shit, pinkc@. I havent seen her in ages.
>>158534857
He didnt post a good one. Come say that to my face faggot.
>>158534965
3? I only remember two. One where the duchess comes home with her and the other where they run away together and the duchess grows old and dies. WHat was the third one?
>>158535002
oh no
that cat that looks like every other cat is clipping through her own face
Seriously try and make that pose in real life, you'll feel retarded.
>>158534976
>no groups
>no experience
>pugs are already NO BONUS 1 SHOT OR DISBAND
I bet the shit is learnable in one lockout but everyone I know that raids just pugs farm parties or has a static. M-maybe someday raid finder will be active...
>>158535054
If you've gotten eitherCarmina endingand then do thedwarf endingthen there's a somewhat humorous third branch wherethe dwarves give the Duchess an adamantite battlesuit on her deathbed and all of them with Carmina and grandma Duchess go to the Underdark to find the fountain of youth
>tanks just keep leaving start of run or mid run for no reason
I'm not even healing tonight, please stop.
>>158534996
How can you be an old fag an mot know that?
>>158535202
Its called a fucking bite you dipshit. Are you even trying? You know you dont got shit on me. Have some cat pits.
>>158535485
Yea, unless you're a croc your jaw doesn't open that wide.
>>158535485
>Waffle likes armpiteditor
>or IS the armpiteditor
>>158535002
>>158535485
It was the bestfap
>>158535307
3.5 when the cross-server party finder is released.
You'll probably be able to get in to a learning group for a9s with some people from Goblin and Jenova.
>>158535391
That sounds ridiculousMakes me wanna play through it again
Does anyone have some Awena logs? I need to get off, but I don't actually want to deal with him.
>>158535774
>>158535391What is this? It sounds fun
>>158535485
Post cute lewds of your cat I love her so much
server fix when
>>158535537
Damn, you must be pretty great at giving blowjobs because your mouth sounds pretty fucking tight.
>>158535569
Anon made that picture. I love posting it because people keep asking for my pits.
>>158535703
>>158535848
Which one? Pinkc@? Or the redhead?
>>158535937
Pink!
Goodnight /xivg/
>>158535845
Embric of Wulfhammer's castle. A game with lots oflesbians
>>158536000
>Emrace fucking another married cat again
Poetry.
I just bought the phanta and ready to go but I still cannot decide on a race. on one hand cats are cute, but midlanders are also cute, but tails are gay.. but that midlander running animation
help me
I'm in love with lalafell!
I'm going to be a Lalafell!
I'm going to marry a lalafell!
I'm going to surround myself with lalafell!
I'm going tochoke on midlander cock when my eb isn't looking
how do I make friends
>>158534081
this made me so nostalgic it hurt
>>158536118
Join a fc. Talk. Try to have a personality.
Or at least have a cute character and be good at erp.
>>158535774
You should, some of the side quests and later ending(s) are super satisfying
>>158535845
https://aeresland.net/
Embric of Wulfhammer's Castle, an RPGMaker game that is basically 90% VN about a Duchess going to meet her newly-landed nobility adventurer husband. It's got lots of /tg/ references if you're into that sort of thing, lots of making fun of DnD tropes. It's also got a lot of yuri, although nothing too hardcore. I couldn't recommend it more highly but I might be its biggest sperg so my opinion is irrelevant.
>>158536045
>me
>fucking any cats
No, I'm just beating up some nerd.
>>158536118
Dance with a scarecrow, collect a copy of Wondrous Tails and have regular conversations with a sentient cabbage on a no name server with the intent behind said conversations being a journey to Alaska. The end result is a post that combines 2 1/2 games and one /xivg/ poster
>>158534976
There's an a9s learning party open at this exact moment, if you're willing to give it a try now.
>>158536073
I want to choke on my ebs cock but I know that won't happen
Anyone wanna videogames?
>>158535968
Not exactly cute, but here you go.
>>158536259
I can't fucking log in.
someone post some hot femhighlanders, I feel like phantaing
>>158536363
Keep trying. I managed to get through the lobby bullshit after a few attempts.
>>158535937
>>158536351
You were a pretty goodlewd.if you have any pictures ofbestyoui don't have post them.
FFXIV made me realize that there are more gays in this world than I ever imagined.
>unironically playing on Gilgamesh
You were warned this would happen, but you didn't listen.
So I'm getting started on this mining business, what should I be ready for?
>>158535809
Why not...?
>fall for someone
>they go between making me feel high on life and making me want to die
>feel too invested to cut ties
>we're not even a thing beyond friends
Why am I such a doormat xivg?
So who would suck Amalj'aa dick?
>>158536537
>amal'jaa will never take you as their suncat fucktoy and break you over and over
What the fuck is an EB?
>>158536448
it wouldn't be so bad if it didn't kick me out of the client and make me re-enter my pass and one time code every time.
>>158536524
shouldn't have fallen for the balmung meme. now you're crushed by your crush
>>158536510
You begin mining.
You obtain nothing.
You obtain nothing.
You obtain nothing.
You obtain nothing.
You finish mining.
>>158536537
>not Sylph cock
>>158536504
come relax on gogglemush
How do I get Lily Celestine to EB me? He hasn't been posting his usual "looking for EB" posts.
>>158536613
Success rate 95%
>>158536576
Yeah its kinda stupid. It should default you to the start screen.
>>158536613
This while at 95-99% success rate
>tfw going into the land of people who hate dragons
>you're a dragon half breed
>trying your best to remain low key
>>158536524
Why would you cut ties?
>>158536524
just break up you pussy. why waste both of your time?
>>158536705
It's the only way I can see myself getting over them.
>>158536679
They're not dragon people, god fucking damnit.
>>158536679
Au Ra are not dragon half breeds.
>>158536679
>everyone ignores your race anyway because you're a Scion/Warrior of Light
>>158536619
Do those cabbage patch kids even have dicks? They are probably the race that literally plants themselves to make more of themselves.
Cusp of 50
Balmung soon
Any Free Companies with a lot of roleplayers active ; or Linkshells with the same, who would accept me when I transfer?
Dox Velvet the moment he posts with an avatar.
>>158536743
>>158536745
what are they then? lizards that spit in arrrr pee?
>>158536619
>Sylph cock
>>158536761
>ywn suck on their celery sticks
>y lif
>>158536737
why don't you just date
>>158536862
Please tell me that's a picture of someone being raped by sylphs
>>158535937
I wish armpiteditor did more. But all we have in the thread are cats, fuck that.
>>158536923Indeed it is, a duskwight getting their fill.
>tfw you suck at the game but FC keeps insisting you come along to things
>>158536856Voidsent.
No one really knows but they have a specific lore line stating that they don't descend from dragon people.
>>158536063
midlander with cait sith ears, u can be cat with no tail and rp walk instead of run
Where do you get cait sith ears?
>>158537039
spuki... you're not in pure anymore
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>>158536745
I really hate they made a race that sort of looks like dragon cosplayers in an expansion about dragons, but they go ahead and say "lol they're not dragon people"
Aren't they demons or someshit?
What the fug is an eb? Please help I'm new to the game. Should I get one?
>>158537140
I bought that shit, now where the fuck is my code?
>>158536856
They're very slightly related to voidsent, if I remember right.
>>158537195
postulated in the setting to be related to voidsent, aka the lore team doesn't care
>>158537101
don't be mean
>>158536469
Last one, I need to go play video games now.
>>158536504
Are you on the linkshell?
>>158536524
Stop being a little bitch and do something about it.
>>158536574
>>158537235
Eternal Bond, its this game's in-game marriage name. It gives you a chocobo mount that seats two people.
>>158536510
A steady source of income, if you get what crafters need big monies.
>>158535413
Jesus Robin is such a hottie
>>158536856
They're inferred to somewhat related to voidsent. Ishgardians just see the scales and tails and automatically assume them to be heretics that drank dragon blood.
>>158537249
It was on a piece of paper inside the box
>>158537140
>>158536745
1/256 breed. Very low. Enough to make horns, scales, weird skin colors, and for Ishgard to hate them.
>>158537195
The lore of this game seems pretty thin to me. It's as if Yoshi wants us all to have our own head cannons.
>>158537328
which is kinda silly because every other ishgardian that got fucked up on blood is either human or dragon
like there's no inbetween here
>>158537328
The similarities between blind, crusading Ishgardians and retarded roleplayers in the real world are pretty scary. Both assume Au Ra are something they're not, neither have any actual grounds for their claims aside from "they have scales and tails!"
>>158537290
Oh cool. Wanna eb?
>>158537336
are you serious? they're going to make me wait until I get the package for a digital code? those bastards.
>>158536516
C'mon now, do you really need to ask?
>>158536862
gonna need some sauce
>>158535413
>tanks that do single pulls when I'm running as SMN and never say a word when I ask for larger pulls
They're like malfunctioning robots.
>>158537439
youre pretty late
>unpumped
fuck
>>158536373
I'd post some of that dark-skinned lewdlander, but I don't have my hdd on me.
>>158537434
It's my head cannon though that they're dragons. o_O
>>158537645
I don't care if you're being facetious, I'm gonna have your fucking head on a pike.
WHEN IS LEVIATHAN OPEN
>alone at home tonight
>nothing to make for dinner
>decide to go to mcdonald's
>get $20 box: 2 quarter pounders, 2 large fries, 20 chicken nuggets
>order 2 mcchickens, 2 egg mcmuffins
>just finished eating it all in one sitting
Why don't I weight like 200 lbs already? I eat like shit, I want to be a fat nerd too :(
>>158537716
I'm the same fampai.
But when I eat like that it's usually like, my only meal of the day. And I eat next to nothing the next day.
It's all about calories in and calories out.
>>158537694
You need to see a therapist, and probably a prescription of Xanax. Before you enter the psychoward, pray tell where you get your info. I hear the Yoshi himself said something regarding the fact, but I cannot find it.
>>158537591
Whenever i see the term "pump" I cant help but not think about that one silly gif of a stick figure with a bike pump
>>158537580
>tfw no eb
dunno how to feel
>>158537580
Fuck just eb so I can get the mount then we can get a divorce. Sign a prenup though
LEVIATHAN IS STILL LOCKED
OPEN WHEN
So are we getting 2 or 3 new classes for Stormblood? Red Mage is basically confirmed but Samurai and Dancer are still up in the air right?
>>158537854
Yeah, I didn't have anything else to eat today so you are spot on with your comparison
Not for any good reason, I just woke up, took a very long shower, and was running out of time to get to work so I just ran out the door and this is the first thing I've eaten today
>>158537483
Yes...?
@Syl I'ara:
We roleplayed a couple nights back. I'm letting you know that I'm transfering to Balmung now, under the same name.
I guess we didn't add each-other but I know you've got an alt there.
See you soon !
>when the aetherwine kicks in
I can't access the Aether data center. Primal works. What's up?
>go to log into mogstation for first time in months
>have had a physical token since 1.0 launch, never had issues with it
>keep getting invalid password issue
>go to reset password just in case, >this email is not associated with a SE account
>check email, no notice of account email being changed
What in the living fuck is this?
>need 995 craftsmanship and 955 control to make teak comp bow
Ehhhh??? How is this even attainable? I have all ilvl 180 gear
>>158537978
Well they said 'multiple' new classes, so it sounds like three. A new melee, tank, and healer would round out the classes to Four of every type, which would be good.
>>158538183
start melding
>>158538225
I'm hoping that's how it works
>>158537948
http://www.finalfantasyxiv.com/eternalbond/na/detail/special_item_4.html?lng=en&rgn=na
You literally have to pay money for it though. Both spouses do.
>>158538225
Dancer is tank
Sam is melee
Red mage healer/support
>>158538248
But you can't meld materia on ilvl 180 gear?
>Dancer has never been hinted at
>everyone assuming that will be the third
>reeeeeeeeee
What speculation was there for Heavensward?
>>158538225
I hope it's only 2.
With 3, DRK and AST came out way too derivative of PLD and WHM.
>>158537529
I'm only 52 on SMN so far but I'm really enjoying Painflare and Bane and everything.
I'm kinda glad the first tank left today because I kept pulling threat with Painflare crits.
>>158538397
The red scrip stuff? That alone isn't going to be enough, even when upgraded to i200. To meet minimum requirements you're going to need a few pieces of melded IW leftside on top of i200 at the very least.
>>158538179
>just got an email about failed log-ins on the email that's supposedly not attached to an account
I think I'm just gonna give up until the morning.
>>158537710
>>158537950
>tfw playing on leviathan right now
>>158538319
What the fuck. Fuck that then. Should be a quest they both have to do at the same time that would test their bond. Fuck enix
>>158538225
They said 3 classes was too much work for HW, that was basically them saying there will only be 2 classes. Dancer hasn't been talked about ever, RDM and SAM have both been heavily hinted at for a long time. Not even much speculation to be had at this point.
>>158538508
It is a quest dingus.
You can EB for free, too. You just don't get the mount.
>>158538479
>That alone isn't going to be enough, even when upgraded to i200
What the fuck? Are you kidding me? So what was the point in me spending so much time and money getting this gear if it can't even make IW?
I hope we get DNC as a support melee dps that uses blunt damage and has buffs like brd/mch
That's all I've wanted for a long time, a blunt melee support sopeople would want us monks ;_;
>>158538104
this isn't your tumblr faggot
message them in-game and stop avatarshitting your ugly anemic dragon gurl
>>158538645
"no"
If only because I have zero fucking interest in dancer.
>>158538618
Yeah, welcome to the garbage HW crafting end-game.
>>158538565
If I have to wait until summer and the only awesome shit for the expansion turn out to be two new classes we pretty much know are getting added already I'm unsubbing. Fanfest was already underwhelming as fuck, and they're going full retard with the cash shop garbage now. I'm almost at the end of my spaghetti line.
>>158538618
180 should be able to get you the stats iirc. I am using carbonweave melded with IVs and under and my crafters meet the refs just fine to make IW
holy fucking shit I logged onto gilgamesh
>>158538618
I am retarded disregard >>158538746
Yes you will need to make IW to meld if you want those stats. Welcome to the lack of planning we came to love about this game
Did you guys hear something?
>>158538691
They're not online and I don't want to wait for them to come online before transferring.
I wouldn't bother calling out a single person if I had another way to contact them.
Sorry to ruin your general
>>158538572
That's even worse! Fucking pay 2 win reeeee
>make an extra housing item
>check the mb
>selling for 1.2m
>put it for sale until i find use for it
>it sells in 3 hours
>>158538958
Lonely miqote looking for an egypt cat to talk to...
Unbusy and PST...
Please gib Samurai. Also DNC is confirmed. Did you not see the trailer? They were literally dancers. Why would they show monk off in the trailer?
https://youtu.be/dz48V-c2BYM
>>158539138
Why show Dragoons on the HW trailer?
>>158538991
post butt or dont post at all
>>158539138
2/10, but they did say that this expansions focus will be on mnk like HW was focused on drg.
>>158538471
Stick with it. SMN feels kinda weak and incomplete until 60, but once you get into the groove of the 60 rotation you just melt dungeons. Deathflare crits make me swoon.
>>158539138
>DNC is confirmed
>literally zero evidence
There's more evidence pointing towards Red Mage than there is Dancer.
>servers fucked
>fap
>get a headache
fuck this gay earth
Do you have to EB to get the embrace emote?
post /sneers
>>158539413
You look like a gay baby with the downs
>>158539467
>implying this is a bad thing
>>158539208
That was a dark knight dumbo
are the fucking servers back up yet?
>>158539305
SMN makes me sad. I don't usually play DPS, but all my friends play tank and heals so I decided to switch over. I absolutely love SMN, but my healer friend who just plays SMN for fun does around 2.4k dps on sophia, a9s and other stuff, I can barely seem to get above 1.7k on anything. I'm reading the huge SMN guide and trying to time my rotations. My gear is a little bit less awesome than their gear, I still have 4 or 5 ilvl230 pieces, they mostly have 250 crafted, shire and alexander items. I don't think those couple pieces of gear will make up for that huge difference in dps though. I feel like I never do enough on dps and it's frustrating to know what you're parsing.
Anyway, I'm going to stick with it because I love smn, but I'll be damned if it isn't frustrating.
Is this emergency maint? DDOS? All servers down? Anyone got info?
>>158539467
>>158539640
Chemo has had enough.
He's shutting the down
>>158539138
>This expansion will feature the MNK
>why would they show MNKs? lol
>>158539640
My leg is kind of asleep and it's a little frustrating but that's all I know dude.
>>158539413
Give upskirt.
>>158539649
holy fuck
>>158539713
But I'm wearing shorts and I can't take them off because of thenude mod
>>158539691
DNC is monk but support. Are you this dumb?
>>158539857
Not panties that you can wear? Well "tenga" but we all know what they are really meant to be.
Can't really say I like that nude mod too much.
>>158539960
DANCER is DANCER
MONK is MONK
They didn't say "HW will have the DRG as the player canon class" and then show fucking BRD because it benefits from piercing debuff.
>>158539998
Me neither but I can't take it off.
Too lazy to figure it out.
Also I just made the character during the downtime so she doesn't have anything else she can wear.
I want toFUCKa Lalafell!
>>158540070
Do you have the steam version?
You're killing me. You and you're cute Lala.
>>158540065
No shit. Dance is a h2h type of class but a support. A literal support monk. Your read comprehension is trash
>>158540223
NANI
cat
>>158540320
Your argument was retarded because you asked why they would show MNK in the trailer when you seem to think it's a Dancer. Then you said "well DNC is MNK but support" which has nothing to do with MNK being in the trailer because it's the main fucking class of the WoL for Stormblood.
They showed Dragoons in HW's trailer and opening movie, so they're showing Monks in Stormblood's.
You're fucking retarded.
Dancer has always been trash. No one in their right mind should want that as a class when there are better opportunities.
>>158540427
Neck yourself, I'm not reading that novel Hawthorne. It was a dancer. The girl was a dance and em c was a monk
>>158540236
Nah, regular PC version.
>>158540448
FFXI dancer is pretty well designed.
If they made DNC in XIV like WoW Mistweaver Monks, it would be great
>>158540509
There goes that idea, though I wasn't really going to suggest trying it.
>>158540478
Every "dance" that she did in that trailer was literally just an existing Monk skill animation.
>every time I see the name Surito Carito I think Burrito Carnito
I think I need to eat something.
>>158540634
>a mmo wouldn't recycle animations for a h2h class would they?
>>158540574
But why have dancer when you can haveOnion Knight?
post cat butts (male)
>>158540574
pre 7.0 Mistweavers maybe
new mistweavers are boring shit
Anyone want to give my girlcock a succ?
>>158540735What flavor?
>>158540407
lizard?(?)
>People still thinking trailer = dancer
>We can't literally drive dragons to earth with our jumps
>We don't have half Yugiri's ninjutsu
Guys trailers and cutscenes are cinematic they're supposed to get you hype not actually be indicative of actual gameplay.
Hi I'd like to pawn this please
>>158540750A mystery until it's laying flat on your tongue.
>>158540759
dummy (idiot)
>>158540675
You need to be more subtle than this if you want people to actually argue with it.
>>158540719
Agreed.
I mean their original design in Mists:
Use Mana to generate Chi
Use Chi to generate stacks of Mana Tea
Channel Mana Tea to restore Mana
That cyclical design for a healer is awesome.
Scholars are limited by their stacks of Aetherflow more than they're ever limited by MP, but MP is still a factor.
Dancers could be limited on how quickly they could use MP to generate Steps (Chi), and when they use Steps on Flourishes, aside from the effect of the Flourish ,they could regen MP.
Pitching class ideas on this board is pointless, but that's how I'd imagine DNC working in XIV: A mix of FFXI Dancer and Mists of Pandaria Mistweaver.
>>158540803Oh? Will it at least look good covered in my black lipstick?
>>158540407
Cat!
>>158540842
Oh right how foolish of me.
>GUYS WERE GONNA BE ABLE TO PLAY C@LOLIS IN STORMBLOOD BECAUSE OF WONDROUS TAILS 'W'
Neck yourself
>>158540960I'll make sure that lipsteak smears everywhere. Server?
>>158540717
>>158540973
when can i kiss your toes
>>158541126
cute kitty
>>158540973
pale and flat make the best cats
>>158541115I can't spell, I did just wake up from a nap.
>>158539628
SMN is all about knowing a fight well enough to optimize Aetherflow and maximize Trance uptime. I'm still learning myself, but generally you want to have three stacks of Aetherflow going into Trance so that you can throw in a buffed Fester, Bane enhanced DoTs that are on the boss onto adds, etc. Also, if you have the mana, don't be afraid to throw in some Ruin IIIs out of Trance but don't OOM yourself. Use Ruin II or oGCDs whenever movement is required, also you can use Ruin II instead of Ruin when Fester is about to come off cooldown so you can immediately Fester without waiting for Ruin to finish casting just to get your Festers out faster. It's crazy-stupid optimization and I'm usually a giant retard when it comes to that but I'm growing fond of it after playing MNK as my main job.
>tfw Cruise Chaser isn't named Chill Chaser
His theme is comfy as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULRTwOMwLoA
>>158541112
Fools, all of you. We have overdwellers/uplanders. We have beings related to the voidsent. The time has come for beings related to wavekin.
>>158540956
Are you me?
This is exactly how I think of DNC too
>>158541232
I just realized I have arcanist at 60 with scholar and all that jazz but I never bothered to do the summoner quests.
I need to check out what I've been missing.
>>158541112
>tries to start shit in a sea of shit
>gets mad when people dont follow his /v/ tier shit
kek, told ya to go to /v/ bro. use the heavensward login screen macro and say ">dancers" to get a meta thread there
>1 post by this id
while you are at it
anyone got an updated gathering skill guide? haven't played for a while and I feel like I'm stuck at lvl 40 botanist
>>158541128
i have futa toes
>>158541416
OuO
>>158541343
whys your name sandcat if you're not a cat?
What is pump?
>>158541552
just dobsonfags
>>158541552
a wonderful thing ive yet to receive
>>158541291
I'd be okay with beast tribe adventurers, we already got the ball rolling with the Vath.
>>158541552
Baby don't hurt me
>>158541232
Thanks, this is a great point. I'm finding it super frustrating on fights like A11 where the boss jumps or does immune phases. Feels bad having your stacks at full or in the middle of DWT when the boss vanishes. I'm also really bad at controlling my pet and have had many instances where the pet dies and I don't notice.. then my dps is complete garbage and that's when I realize it. I'm not very good at it, but maybe someday I'll get up there.
>>158541291
> We have beings related to the voidsent.
[citation needed]
>>158541684
Lalas.
>>158541720
>lalas
Wait,what?
lalafell creep me out
>>158541512
Something dubbed upon me when I made this cat.
It stuck so that's my trip and I rather not cause shit by dropping it.
Would anyone be interested in aetherqueing gordias later today?
>>158541778
whys that
The servers working yet?
>>158541194
No, you're cute.
>>158541343
i'm a little scared of approaching you even though i got on gilga
help
>>158541796
Sure.Have a butt too
>>158541831
because their hips re the only things that remembered to grow
I need to pump into someone's mouth..
>>158541796
I'll go if I get a sick bow
>LEVIATHAN STILL LOCKED
WHATS THE POINT
>>158541963
You can use mine...
>>158542024
it's not worth it
>>158542027
Only if you're a cute female
>>158541931
You know me so well. Also I was going to drag you along anyway.
>>158541975
Yeah I'm planning on a lot of 4 and maybe a bit of 3
>>158541796
I have a sudden crave for Taco Bell now.
>>158542051
You've never seen a true Brayflox run
>>158542060
I am...
>tfw my level 40 mission will be complete tomorrow
Can't wait for Maelstrom coat. It'll go with the Summoner's Horn pretty well.
>>158542159We should meet somewhere so I can use it.
>>158542158
What's a true Brayflox run?
>Garuda-Egi even has junk in the trunk
Based SE.
>>158542205What server and where?
what are the best things to do to an afk cat
>>158542051
I don't know what they were thinking when they decided to lock PLD tank stance till level fucking 40. Should have been sword oath at 40 and shield at 30 instead.
hey im a terrible human being
>>158542169
Its such a shame we didn't get the long variant we saw in the previews.
>>158542263Couerl in New Gridania is that okay?
>>158542024
It's worth it.
>>158542278
What boggles me is when people complain I don't have Shield Oath at any dungeon that scales you under 40.
Had that happen to me today.
>>158542314
I like the more piratey look to it but at the same time, having a nice jacket that stops at the waistline instead of being a full coat is good for once. Lets you get some stylish leggings or a cool skirt instead of taking over the whole outfit, you know?
>>158542264
Rub her soles and lick her toes.
>>158542227
HELL
>>158541913
Well, I'm around if you want to at least say hi. If it's too much, I understand.
>>158542386
It's always that fucking bridge.
Every 1 in 3 times I do Brayflox, one person fucks it up and aggros everything.
>>158542363
>stylish leggings or a cool skirt
stop commenting
>>158542317Is Couerl a server? And what will you be?
>>158542312
Hey me too let's bang
>>158542437
No you stop commenting.
I'm just saying it gives you a wider range of choices. What's wrong with that?
>>158542493Yes it is. I can be an aura or miqote. Any preference?
>>158542312
Man is but a mess of sin.
>>158542434
>he doesn't pull everything up to the boss room
Don't ever que at the same time i do
>>158542518
It appears listening is just anothet thing you're bad it.
>>158542264
Jesus fuck you avatar attention shit fucking piss drinking whores dont know even know how to take pictures even if its all you do everyday.
>still can't connect to data center
Why does this always happen on my nights off? I don't play the game on nights I have to work
>>158542576
I was just trying to discuss the pros and cons of the long vs short variant.
Do you think I'm some ebin you hate or something? Or do you just really dislike jackets? Everyone knows the best combo is a short skirt and a long jacket, but you know.
>>158542576
PLDs suck at it, because they're just inferior to WAR on pulls like that until Shield Oath. I mean they're pretty inferior anyway, but Defiance is incredible for it, while Bloodbath and the fact Overpower isn't Flash makes a WAR so much better at Brayflox hilarious pulls
>>158542392
i'm just a nervous retard :(
>>158542542Male or female?
>>158542627
too bright
>>158541931
I want to cum on this butt
>>158542663
>Everyone knows the best combo is a short skirt and a long jacke
I said stop.
>>158542790I'll pick a female. What are you going to be?
can ye groupe of friendly lads tell me which of these faces is the least bad
i'm not sure which brand of cancer i would rather be
>>158542627
Too dark.
Why are servers down? What the fuck is going on? Reeeeee
>leviahab still locked
im gonna drink myself into my grave
>>158542872
looks like she's turning into a au ra
that being said i think the third one looks pretty good
>>158542857Midlander probably. It's what I'm most familiar with.
>>158542392
You're getting baited
>>158542158
What does that mean? Kill everything and not skip any of the mobs?
>>158542962Is about 30 minutes ok? This dungeon is taking a lot longer than I expected. I didn't expect smoeone to reply so soon.
>>158542838
nice1
>>158543002
he's not. i don't see the point in doing that shit. i just need to work up the courage and stop being freaked out about meeting new people
tfw {/pet}
>>158543075We'll see. I'm really hungry for cock at the moment, so it depends on if I can find another before then.
>>158543153
>tfw don't have 2mil to pay for zettai
>>158543048
One big clusterfuck before the boss, as a WAR and not a PLD because a PLD will wipe you due to lack of actual self-healing and inferior eHP because Sword Oath is useless in clusterfuck pulls and you lack the actual use of Bloodbath because Flash is a spell. In that room, WAR outshines DRK for it, too, because DRK just has good mitigation and Darkside active with Blood Price being incredible. But it has no true self-healing to match Bloodbath on an AoE of a big chain because Unleash is a spell. It's one of the most fun things to do anytime you're a WAR
what emotion is this trying to convey
>>158543183I left my dungeon, roll on Couerl now? Let me know when you're there.
>>158543264
>"why would anyone roll a fuckin gay baby haha am i a pedophile?"
>tfw ffxiv is the new wow
Who's hyped here?
>tfw we'll never have world pvp though
>>158543264
"Did I leave the oven on"
Why is this 2002 bullshit happening? Does it want me to go back to ffxi? Whyyyy
>>158543249
Oh. I'm a Warrior. That sounds kind of fun to do if I can make that happen. I assume you do this while solo?
>Finally get in after 5 tries
>get dc with the bullshit 2002 staring me in the face
What server do I roll on to fuck around on that's not on Aether
>>158542627
You need to fix your monitor settings if you think that looks better
>>158543413
You can do it solo unsynced, where you have an even easier time, or you can do it in Duty Finder at level as long as your healer is actually aware you're going to. It's a mess to heal if the WAR doesn't say "I'm going to be selfish and remove any ability for you to DPS because this is funny as fuck" in advance
>>158543437
It's prime time for us on Elemental data centre.
>leviathan is the ONLY locked na server
>>158541406
pls respond I haven't grown a single level in an hour
>>158543264
"is that what you call 'your dick'?"
>>158543194
{What?}
>>158543298
i'm a gay baby irl so it just felt right
>>158543335
i wanna turn your oven on, ada
>>158543493
Does it matter which server in elemental? I might just refill my pugilists on Alexander on a server in Elemental
>>158543497
>leviathan
so what, who cares about levi
>>158543573
y-you too
help
>>158543264
>>158543517
same person
>>158543673
with?
>>158543575
Mm the highest pops are chocobo, carbuncle, and tonberry i think? tonberry is the english server, rest are JP mostly
>>158543280I'm there now.
>>158543707
Pulling back the curtain.
>>158543486
Fair enough. I don't know how to do dungeons solo. I've been playing for a bit but haven't really looked into everything yet. Just been going along with the MSQ for the most part. None the less, maybe I'll attempt it later on.
>>158543620
ME
I WANT TO START ON LEVI
>>158543534
can I cum on your freckles?
>>158543760I'll be there in about 5 minutes. Wait for me at the bench. My first initial will be a K.
How much accuracy do bards need?
I am at a fucking 458some using a mishmash of mnach and lore
I GOT ON LEVIATHAN
WHO DO I TALK TO FOR A LINKSHELL INVITE
>>158543638
*bakes u a meal with said oven*
eat it boy
>>158543698
no sir
>>158543767
Curtain?
>>158543673
>four ears
I CANT GET ON LEVIATHAN I JUST GET 90K ERRORS
BUT I MADE MY CHARACTER THERE
>>158543773
If you do it solo, I recommend i120+ for Brayflox pulls like that. You'll have to hit hard with Bloodbath up to remove the necessity of a healer present. If you wait until level 60 (at that point, any ilvl higher than Gubal will give you the most fun and self-healing) and with Raw Intuition + Awareness, you will have the most fun watching your damage destroy everything while your bloodbath keeps you topped off most of the way. Deliverance Equilibrium will remove the TP concern you might run into, too
We playing on Leviathan now? what I miss
Post UIs
>>158544008
Elk...
>>158544103
Is this Celestine?
>>158544038
I'll try to remember all this for when I get up to that point. Should be soon enough I feel, but I can't really say. Thanks for telling me.
>>158544103
You made a pretty character, nice.
>>158544128
No, he's afk in his apartment right now.
>>158544103I'm sure I sound retarded asking this, but how did you get the hotbars like that. I wanted to say you're using a controller, but but I'm seeing keys on the tiles.
What should I do with my battlecock? Attackcock? Defensecock? Supportcock? Which cock is the best?
>>158544103
>>158544296
>>158544232
esc key
character config
hit the little switch on the top left?
Not 100% what you are getting at here in your surprise box
>au ra males who are just insecure failed normalfag 15-20somethings and orbit every single female they see
Not even talking about certain people here, they're all over the place in the literal who server I'm on, it's so embarassing it almost makes me want to fanta out
>>158544319
Oh, so it is the gamepad mode. I thought you did something different. Thanks.
>>158544296
what did he mean by this
>>158544128
Not enough gil to be Celestine
>>158544396
I almost made a male Au Ra. Instead I made a female to go along with my fetish for axe wielding women.
>>158544296
Attackcock but go deep enough into Supportcock for Choco Cure.
boosted?
>>158544103
>tfw UI is basic as fuck
I don't feel compelled to change it really. Like how it is now. But I feel like I need to at the same time.
>>158544396
Male au ra are a blessing
you hush
>>158543845
{No thanks.}
>>158544463
You know. The giant cock everyone rides on every day. We all named our own cocks.
>>158544545
Ah, thanks senpai. Will I just put him on free stance so he uses Cure?
>>158544674
pump
>>158544482
Also he doesn't have a webee on his dick
>>158544674
Rmt lord
>>158544732
Daaaamn
>>158544674
Bakedbah Briahbriah
>>158544628
>can't wait till my female au ra is edge knight
>kind of think a male au ra fits a better edge knight
>don't wanna drink fanta
What do I do?!
>>158544674
>>158544732
That was quick.
>>158544732
>>158544674
>>158544628
Their appearance, animations, emotes, and the way they wear armor is great
Most of the people they attract into playing aren't
>>158544732
God dammit
Yes I made it to Levi. Made a maruader
Anybody else wanna die?
>>158545019
no fuckin lmao
>>158545019
Me. Let's kill ourselves together
>>158543931
Still looking for that invite?
>>158544008
god damn..
What did he mean by this?
xth for still getting 2002
>>158544914
i think they look god awful
in fact i think that they are the worst race/sex combo in the whole game :s
>>158545019
My internet died. You wanna talk on that place?
>>158545136
You just got a bad case of the shit taste, it's ok. The same applies to lalafell males and face 1 female au ra.
Does this mean Bal is open?
>>158545205
They are like a discount Elezen but look really fucking dumb
>>158545040
Okay.
>>158545057
PST
>>158545197
Sure...
>>158545205
Which one is face 1 again?
>>158545205
Face 1 is fine, it's face 4 that's the worst.
>>158544628
Good ol Male ra's
>>158543123
Well, the worst that can happen is that we go our separate ways. I'm not one to hold a grudge but it is your call sir. I'm still around if you want to send a tell
lmAO shit GUYs iM dR in nk
>doing Potd
>took pic of me qt frog
>level up
Have a nice day ny'all
>>158545487
>when you're a poisonous toad and you accidently lick yourself
Fuck in going to miss my chance rolling something on Balmung. FUCK
>>158544628
Male Au Ra look so fucking good compared to female Au Ra, what a disappointment.
anyone wanna make an alt on a jp server and do things we'll regret likebecome friendsandtalk about video games
How long is this open server shite gonna last?
Odds: Yes
Evens: No
>>158545787
I'll regret this
>>158545842
At least you won't be left wondering what could've been.
Good luck.
>>158545661
If I had the time. What JP server did you go onto?
>>158545787
rolling
>>158545721
Please respond
shit i think i accidently turned gay how do i find out if this if true
>>158545959
Do you like miqotes?
>>158545959
Suck a dick. See if you get hard and/or finish the job.
>>158545721
You mean the 2002 bullshit?
It is a mystery. SE hasn't even acknowledged it.
>>158545883
I WAS on Tonberry but I deleted to change a couple things and now creation is blocked there.
>can't make a character on Balmung
>going to have to dish out the 18$
Fuck this
>tfw no connection issues whatsoever
>>158545994
yes
>>158546003
this doesn't seem like the best way to take this
>>158546089
You're gay.
>>158545894
where are your pants you little shit
>>158545721
I just got back on.
>>158546032
You fugged up, m8. Maybe another time you can.
>>158546071
Wait for another big patch.
>>158546124
fuck....
>>158546136
I meant how long is the server going to be open to roll on with out paying the 18$
>>158546089
You'll only want to kiss the one eyed snack if you want to.
Strictly hypothetical say I'm walking around and I trip and fall on a dick. Now mind you I trip in such a way that my pants and undergarments slip off in the process and the penis goes *schwoop* right inside. Now does that make me gay or am I safe because it was accidental?
>>158546212
Just say no homo while it happens.
>>158545872
Perhaps. One server just needs to play host to the alt at the moment, since Balmung closed
>>158546212
You're gay for even thinking up such situations.
Rip, Guess the other anon was right.
>>158546194
Probably not for long.
>>158545894
Must be cold as fuck with no comfy pants man
>>158546194
Again.
>Wait for another big patch.
Can anyone put up a PF for Balmung?
>>158546291
It's not fair. I'm stuck on Sarg. I'm early into my leveling too so I can afford to reroll. Fuck.
>>158546212
You're safe. That kind of thing hapens all the time. Just don't swallow his load or little roe babies will grow in your stomach.
>>158546373
Happens with popular servers. Sometimes I wonder if they forced people off after an amount of afk time if that would solve the problem.
You could get lucky with maintenance if you constantly refresh when they finish up. They normally finish up early.
>>158546464
It would just fill right back up with bots.
Who /logs on to Aether only for it to show none of your characters and then you get 2002'd/ here?
>>158546136
Ah, well, I should at least try to sleep anyways.
Kinda wanted to mess around on Tonberry since AU prime time is when I'm most active.
Guess it can wait.
>>158546125
we just don't know.gif
>>158546287
it's okay i'm wearing big moogle slippers and it kind of events out
>>158546464
They tried this at 2.0/3.0 launch.
People literally just set up scripts to press jump in their Inn room every so often to not get kicked. The lengths Balmung goes to in order to avoid being logged out is amazing.
>>158546464
How much longer for that? Another hour?
>>158546491
Fuck that. I'mma leave my character logged in just in case. Or not since its been a slow night, friends logged off early and been idle crafting for most of it.
>>158546496
Can you turn a party into a raid outside of instances?
Just fought Odin for the first time and limiting the party to 8 felt dumb but I couldn't find any option to change it.
Could anyone screen how the Party Finder looks for Balmung right now?
>>158546486
I was thinking that could be a case, since those bots never go afk.
>>158546495
Are you living in AU or do you just have a flipped schedule?
>>158546582
Disgusting. I also heard they complained and how they somehow had a "right" to stay on the server because they paid for it. As if everyone else didn't have a right. Dumbfucks should be banned, desu.
I can't fathom why you need to stay logged in forever. If there's a reason, it better be a damn good.
>>158546597
I don't know, dude. Check their news for when the next maintenance will happen. They past about it ahead of time. If you don't want to wait then you'll either have to deal or give those jews your shekels.
>>158546491
I logged out for a bit and had this problem. Ended up being able to get back on.
>>158546808
>>158546831
I have a flipped schedule since I work late evenings.
I CAN'T FUCKING LOG IN AWOASDFJ
>>158546689
?
>>158546831
Well, if I wait, I might as well keep leveling and then one day shill out the 18$. It just sucks because if I can reroll because I just started playing. Had I know they were gonna do this I would have planned ahead.
>>158546879
Thank you, seems to be dead. Was hopping to run into a trap party or two.
>>158546992
I can see the need. I hope you'll be able to get on eventually and find someone who shares that schedule with you.
>>158547018
Do what exactly? Close off character creation?
meow
>>158547084{/pet}
Is there a demand for people that pretend to be a girlfriend(male) for the sake of companionship and always having someone to run stuff with?
>>158547080
Yeah. I mean I would have kept my trial going till today. Then buy the game and xpac and then reroll and be waiting. At this point it's annoying because Sarg is on Aethrel and I can't even log into that to play the character I made
>>158546831
I mean it was understandable a bit during early 2.0 when Na servers were emachines running celerons and you'd basically have to mash num0 for an hour to get in queue but now?
>>158547140
You're looking for gilgamesh.
rest well xivg
>>158547018
Don't feel too bad, man. Rerolling isn't that awful. Cheaper than a fanta+name change when you realize your ebin first idea for a character looks kind of dumb in an """RP""" server.
>>158547084pedo
>>158547230
You too
>>158547230
You too mom
>>158547154
It's not like it was ever easy to get on Balmung in the first place. Actually, I can't remember how new these restrictions are. If they're pretty new then you might not even have luck when maintenance comes around or when they release a patch.
>>158547171
> emachines running celerons
Kek
Suppose you have a point for that, but like you said it doesn't really matter now. Worst case I get is "World Full: Queue *double digit number no higher than 20 usually*". Then I wait a few minutes and then I'm on.
>>158547230
All the suspense and waiting for someone killed me so I'll definitely be resting well
>>158547230
>tfw my character looks too close to yours
Sleep wlel.
>>158547372
Sounds like you have a cute character.
Couldn't get onto balmung. But I made it on to Gilgamesh. Both of them are heavy RP/ERP havens, yes?
>>158547307
Just blame NEETs not having to pay their own bills, it's usually good for a laugh.
>>158547237
Don't you get a free fanta on first sub though?
>>158547463
I suppose I will. It's all that will make me happy.
>>158547493
I like you we should hang out
>>158547493
You do, but you don't get a free name change. Fantasias and name changes are completely separate, so he still has a point with regards to the name. At least it isn't like the earlier days where you had to transfer to a server where your name was already in use to change it
>>158547424
Maybe a little.
>>158547448
Not really. If you want lots of RP/ERP then Balmung really is the only way to go.
>>158547493
Yeah sorry it's been so long I forgot about that free one you get after your first month.
I think i'd rather take up a second job at a mcdonalds and pay for all that shit than do this fucking story quest for a fifth time.
>finally save up for a private room
>too poor to furnish it
Is this what being a homeowner feels like?
Mature Roleplay is when there's eroticism which is played out in-detail, but is secondary to the roleplay in general, as opposed to
Erotic Roleplay, which is often very light on story and the players of the character just want the characters to bang for sexual gratification, in service to no additional roleplay outside of the eroticism.
Is the above accurate? Or do the distinctions not matter?
>>158547696
All the "MRP"ers i've run into just want to slam their fucking gigantic backstory on me and expect me to clap for them.
>>158547521
Sorry. I'm not very social in this game.
>>158547559
Right, but that's assuming said person really feels the need to change one or both.
>>158547630
All assuming you actually want to change the appearance.
Have you actually already played this game 4 preceding times?
>>158547696
I've always seem "m/rp" used to refer to graphic things, not necessarily erotic, e.g. some dude describing having his arm sawn off and replaced with magitek. Your descriptions are probably right in most cases though.
>>158547609
Well, theirs is one of my favourite lizards, so if you look similar I'd likely say the name about your character.
>>158547630
I think I've grown numb to redoing the main story quest. Granted, I have one character at the 2.2 MSQ I still need to run into HW now that I have more time not doing stuff on my main. I've got three characters at 3.4, that one at 2.2 and a new alt I'll eventually bother to level when I finish thinking up the idea behind hereven though she's another case where I take my main and tweak her appearance slightly then slap on a whole new name
The best thing, really, is that you don't have to listen to the whole hear, think, feel cutscene anymore
>>158547696
MRP is textfuckers that want it to happen in-character
>>158547696
Basically, but I look at it at a much simpler way.
>erp
Just simple sex scenarios. Nothing more.
>mrp
erp with story.
Same gist, just less words.
>>158547783
2 characters at 60, both actively followed the story.
1 at 52, skipping everything, got tired but couldn't bring myself to delete this one. Will probably fanta/name change it into another ERP alt.
1 at like 35 for a specific piece of armor, literally just an ERP alt when something needs a dicking.
>>158547696
MRP is just teenagers slapping the word "mature" onto their self-insert fanfiction to show that they're "not like other kids my age".
Last book for my animus zodiac weapon!
You can put one animation in the game as an emote. What is it?I would have a Drake meme emote.
>>158547906
Congrats. What weapon is it?
>>158547924
/squat
>>158547924
A better /bow
>>158547779
I know the type. It's obnoxious. Very poor pacing, and interested only in their own character rather than how their character interacts with others'.
It's groan-inducing.
>>158547809
This makes sense.. Though I rarely see it used in this way, usually:
>>158547838
>>158547843
>>158547868
A mix of the above.
I guess MRP means the same thing in this community as it means in most others Lol
Thank you for the clarifications
>>158547862
Are you the one who wanted to get onto Balmung too? Is it just for the ERP?
>>158547940
Make it /slavsquat. Just to be on the safe side.
>>158547924
More flex emotes. Which reminds me, is that emote that hildebrand does where he hugs himself in the game?
>>158547954
various bow animations would be cool, like in souls games where there's several variations
>>158547924
shady smock idle
>>158547694
A lot of the "standard" furniture is really easy to make if you can find a CRP friend to help you out.
>>158547983
>Is it just for the ERP?
Why the fuck would anyone ever want to get on to Balmung for anything other than ERP?
>>158547323
I can't seem to log in due to this error :( i'll have to try again tomorrow
>>158547983
>(You) (You)
Three of those characters are already on Balmung, the other on Cactuar
And make it just /squat changeable with /cpose
>>158547972
Well granted, you "might" find an "MRPer" who doesn't want sex scenes. Maybe just some kind of soap opera. I don't rp though so I can't say I have authority in the matter.
Why I can't login?
>>158547230
100% this shitposter is still in this thread waiting for replies to his good night post.
>>158548051
you'll just find some edgelord that wants you to break through his characters autistic shell before you suck his dick
>>158548041
Do ya have a steam or discord? can always say hi on there n chill
>>158548069
Good job giving them a reply, you fucking spastic. Why not just not post?
>>158547924
Using the stool you get when you /sit while fishing without having to be fishing
>>158548093
nah sorry i dont want your gil or crafts in exchange for friendship
>>158548069
Kinda like you just gave him, huh? You even came in with a brand new IP just to reply to him
>>158548028
I only got on because my friend plays on it because his friends play on it. Woe is me really.
>>158548046
I'm losing track of who's who now. Oh well.
Fair enough there.
>>158548143
No that's me. I'm going to bed and hope I don't wake up.
>>158548028
I actually want to put an alt on Balmung because I rolled a Yes. I'm not an ERPer, but having a character on the most populated server, and one on Aether in general, probably isn't a terrible idea
>>158548004
Probably gonna just take up CRP myself, seems there's some money to be had in making furniture. At least I have the only painting I'll ever need.
>>158547826
I'm not really one for these kind of things. Apologies.
>>158548124
Uhh. Wut?
Where did I offer gil or crafts?Don't be jelly
>[5:40 a.m.]Momi Zaya waves back to a Quicksand patron, only to realise that it was not her that the patron was waving to, and casually plays with her hair to act cool.
>>158548028
Roleplay?
>>158548187
Actually, that's a fucking terrible idea.
>>158548176
Sleep well, and sweet dreams.
>>158548264
Oh yeah?
>>158548028
Because it's the most populated server, or people have friends from outside of XIV who play this game on that server.
>>158548264
I disagree. I don't have to ERP to make the most of the most populated server. And no one here would ever know the character's name because I've only ever let one of my characters be namedropped here, and that's voluntary. It, likewise, isn't going to be my main. It'll be for the purpose of the regular roleplay, and the activity of the server, and a character on Aether. All the drama behind Balmung tends to stem from this general, it's quite easy to stay out of all of your business
>>158548194
>Where did I offer gil or crafts?
This is what you do to people so they orbit/defend you and Mado in this general. Don't make me fucking laugh, you offered to make shit for me when I started playing on Gilgamesh back then. Everything has an ulterior motive.
>PotD floors 40-50
>4 dps
help
>>158548028
I joined it by accident.
>>158548354
>>158548373
>literally argumentum ad populum
lol
>>158548373
>All the drama behind Balmung tends to stem from this general
HAHAHAHA
you underestimate the power of neckbeards and roleplayers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gryaL4bLNAU
ooh.. oooooooOOH OOh JA, JA SCHTICK IT IN MEIN SPHINCTER
>>158548392
>Everything has an ulterior motive.
Ahh friendly facade dude, gotcha.
Protip: It's probably best to post realistic stories when you try to bullshit :^)
>>158548451
Ho
Lee
Shit.
What have I joined?
>>158530901
http://pastebin.com/raw/pMSR0Ytd
http://pastebin.com/raw/pMSR0Ytd
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>>158548451
I came FROM Balmung, I'm not suddenly unfamiliar with the server. To anyone on the server, the character will be a character they gain nothing from, and completely dissociated with them. I have no interest in any ERP, nor any ERP business nor any of your dumb thread relationships, so I'll safely say no one I'd avoid will bother me, simply because they have no reason to. They won't even know the name. I will do me, and only me
>>158548442
Spouting Latin doesn't actually make you look clever
>>158548392
>Everything has an ulterior motive.
>>158548442
Literally not even understanding what "argumentum ad populum" means.
>>158548451
Yeesh. I'd assume that one will not have this happen to them if they just...don't rp or anything besides play the game. Hopefully.
What server is good for doing dungeons or raids?
>>158548558
Hell apparently.
>>158548527
>bullshit
>muh boogeyman
I want to see you denying you craft free shit for new people who don't know any better
Go ahead, deny it
>>158533824
regular wings are complete trash, but those metallic buttwings on final sets are the best
>>158548419
kek just be cautious and don't fight a whole hoard. Should be able to bring 1 or 2 down pretty quickly.
>>158548789
So, to you, everyone who crafts for people is doing it to gain something?
>>158548194
oh dear this >>158548124
is not me, I was in a mythic in WoW! i don't remember the numbers in my discord name offhand so if you want to drop yours that works.
If it's any consolation my main has all crafts and gatherers to 60 and I make free stuff for people all of the time and I don't really see why that's a bad thing. I'm not sure what anon is on about~
>>158537529
I wouldn't wanna talk to your creepy ass either
>>158548451
This guy sounds like Craig Pullin from Reno 911
Is there any good leveling bot?
>>158548789
Uuuuh, Sando made me a crafting ironworks left side for free one day. Dude's hella nice, the people that say otherwise have never talked to him
>>158539628
>2.4k on sophia
no they're not
There is literally only 1 SMN who has pulled that much on her
>every job has its own glamour
>caught up on something
if you were at a con hitting on a touhou but they didnt have a wig and had their natural hair color (blonde) would that be a deal breaker?
I am leaning tward no but still, sakuya with blonde hair seems off a little bit
>>158549031
Maybe they're cosplaying as Alice cosplaying as Sakuya.
>>158548979
Go midlander. They give the best succ.
>>158541232
> also you can use Ruin II instead of Ruin when Fester is about to come off cooldown so you can immediately Fester without waiting for Ruin to finish casting just to get your Festers out faster. It's crazy-stupid optimization
????
No
You use ruin 2 for that so you don't clip gcds you idiot
>playing MNK as my main job
oh.
>>158549138
Which midlander gives the best succ?
i still can't login to gilgamesh
>>158549138
can confirm ;)
>>158549142
That's literally exactly what they just said, though. Get some reading comprehension.
>>158549168
Hello
>>158548789
>deny it
I wont deny that I like making shit for people!
>>158548854
Technically if you get happiness out of it, you are "gaining" something out of it so maybe that one poster is right.
>>158548882
Oh nice, also fuck I havent touched wow since Cata. Also its Jeph#3541
>>158548996
Dude, watch out, I have somehow taken advantage of yourbuttbetween now and then!
Is there a way of telling what ilvl a piece of gear is? I just got to level 50 and feel like it'd be helpful to know but I might be retarded because I can't find a way of finding out.
>>158549234
It's in big letters when you hover over the item
"ITEM LEVEL ###"
>>158549227
Eww, no shitbreathers
>>158549234
I gotchu
>>158549234
Right above the classes that can equip it
>>158549232
Nice potato.
>>158548996
And now you're defending him in the thread. The deal was made, you're now defending him and fulfilled your part of this unspoken bargain.
>he's beautiful in game
My favorite.
>Empyreal arrow
>OGCD with cast
>OGCD with TP cost
nice meme
>>158548825
yeah ilike them a lot
>>158549183
same my dude
Pigsty coalition. Human trash will always defend one another.
>>158549413
>only ogcd in the game that counts as a weaponskill
how much accuracy do I need as a bard?
>>158549453
The fecal carbine fills his diap daily. Is no surprise.
>>158549413
this game needs more OGCD wepaonskills with a TP cost and cast timer
>>158549232
Perhaps. I personally don't really get that, I just craft for people if they ask because I can, but not because I enjoy it. I just also don't dislike it and have no issue doing so. Not that everyone's the same, of course. That's just me
>>158549436smol!
I saw a downed player when I was walking the woods. Tried to use my down on them but it said invalid target. What was the reason for this?
>>158549636
pretty sure you can only use them on people in your party
>>158549667
Ah, that would make sense. Weird, but oh well. Thanks.
>>158549694
yeah it is quite weird. If you're wanting to farm the kindness of strangers achievements, you need to be a healer
>>158549530
yeah i hear that from the ladies a lot
>Smegata already back the bench at 6am to AFK all day
>>158549856
who
I know it's a pain
But anybody on Balmung bored?
I've got to finish Castrum Meridianum and Praetorium.
Would anybody mind helping me through those unsync'd?
Character name is Lesser Goetia
>>158549746
Not really. I just happened to see them and thought I'd help them a bit since I had one on me.
>>158549856
Gotta get himself into and ruin yet another of his e relationships
shit guys I like cutegirlsand [spoilers]boys
thanks a lot
>>158549502
Clemency should work that way.
New bread
>>158550051
>>158550051
>>158550051
>>158550051
>>158550051
Move over
>>158547935
Bravura! I'm going for the Ragnarok axe, I know its an insane grind but I did all of the dow/dom/extra classes to 60 so it can't be as bad as that
First time healer here,
playing a scholar and am at lvl 33
should i be spamming the leveling roulette, or grinding leves and hunting log, or lastly is spamming potd the way to go?
Post cutebut not sexualizedlalafell!