/owg/ - Overwatch General

Why keep copying all the links? Nobody reads that shit ever

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First for your Talon overlords.

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Second for Jesse McCree

Why won't blizzard do anything about external aimbots and AHKs?

Is it against terms of service to ban for a program that doesn't interfere with OW's memory?

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>>158527440
>You climb the tree with relative ease, perching yourself on a branch
>You stare out at the sunset, contemplating your dishonorable past that weighs heavy on your heart
>Your train of thought is interrupted as you hear a slight snapping of wood as the tree branch supporting you cracks under your weight
>You land hard on your back, causing the air to escape from your lungs
>You lie motionless on the ground in pain, staring up at the quickly darkening sky as the sun sets over the horizon
>You contemplate if this represents your future, but eventually push the thought aside
>You really need a drink
Just another day in the life of Hanzo

Blizzard please give a cute girl with amputee legs and arms.

What the fuck did Hanzo do to Genji? He's literally missing his arms

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>>158529559
It's just the way generals work, that and at this point a bunch of autists would throw a fit even if they never use the links themselves.

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>>158529559
Fuck off please

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>>158528781
I know that feel, anon. Jesse would make a great McDaddy. Papa Hanzo is cute too. I can imagine him being a soccer mom type.

>tfw you want to fuck this hot guy but you already fucked his brother
>tfw you do it anyway
Such is the life of Jesse McCree.

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There is no better song to listen to when playing Ana, even the lyrics match:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09EmV7_SBP0

The beat of the song is also in perfect timing with Ana's walking animation.

"I’ve finally found what I was looking for
A place where I can be without remorse
Because I am a stranger who has found
An even stranger war"

All MGR songs go well with Overwatch though.

>>158529486
Not a qper, but someone actually stuck down in the shitter ranks. Useless Meis are common as fuck, because shes not nearly as broke as this general makes her seem, or at least as easy to use.

>>158529801
being on the verge of death can really fuck a body up. Even if Hanzo did nothing to Genji's arms specifically, they can still have been fucked beyond repair as a consequence of something else Hanzo did.

>>158529801
Hanzo used a sword on him. In the lore he's actually a better swordsman than Genji but he swears off using them for a bow after Genjis "death".

>>158529801
Genji got julienned like a carrot.

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>>158529838
MGR goes great with everything

>>158529724
Man I really don't know what direction Blizzard wants to take with Hanzo. He rejected Talon but at the same time was unhappy with Genji's Overwatch offer. It seems like he wants to be alone and self-pity all day. Probably thinks he doesn't deserve happiness.

>>158529724
Can you write about Genji becoming evil again

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>defense Kings Row, get thrown into the match when my team is about to lose
>using Ana
>trying my best to heal 5 idiots scattered like roaches instead of defending, the payload is nearly at the end
>see our Roadhog has his ult ready, as is mine
>"YOU'RE POWERED UP, GET IT THERE!!"
>he immediately jumps down into one of the gaps and commits suicide

Who would be a better lover, Genji or Hanzo?

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>>158529610
>tfw sombra will finally be revealed next week whether it's tuesday or at blizzcon

I just want it to be over

>>158529997
Hanzo is in the mid process of a redemption arc. Unfortunately I have no idea how Blizzard plans on progressing the story for these characters.

>>158529997
>He rejected Talon
Did I miss a comic or something in the short? It says nothing about it in his lore. Where are you getting this from?

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Amélie Lacroix
>tfw no qt Smugberry to remove omnics with

>>158529610
Talon is what humanity needs.

>>158530197
Headcanon.

>>158530180
You mean the next timer right?

>>158529997
He was more in disbelief that his brother, who he had been distraught and seeking redemption for killing, was alive. The guy's world was turned upside down in an instant, in the end I hope they actually develope Hanzo's character instead of leaving him the brooding wimp that he currently is.

>>158530027
Not sure what you're referring to. I'm just a random anon that felt like writing what its like for Hanzo dealing with depression out of boredom. Did an anon write some sort about Genji becoming evil or something?

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When do you think they will have to share a bed together?

>>158530197
>>158530240
Him and Widow have an in-game interaction where she tells him Talon could restore his family's empire and he politely tells her to fuck off. Not that in-game interactions are 'canon,' but there you have it.

>>158530197
Widowmaker: Talon could restore your family's empire

Hanzo: But at what cost

>>158530197
Widow tells him Talon can restore his family or some shit

>>158530331
No I'm makin a request

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>>158530171
>Cybernetically enhanced dick

Sombra Ult will "hack" enemy team, those affected have distorted screen and won't be able to use skills

>>158530341
Never. Jack doesn't sleep because of all the nightmares.

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>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPTTTTTTT
>"Sorry guys, bad Egyptian food"

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>>158530269
Don't you dare

>>158530408
He doesn't tell her to fuck off or insults her. He just questions the intentions of Talon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJr68U7K-wA

Scout and Tracer OTP

>tfw just realized the spawn for some of the maps is in an overwatch plane

Whoa. It's like a mobile base they fly all over the world. That's so cool but I never take the time to look at levels. I ought to do it in an a.i. match sometime and just wonder around while my team kills bots.

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>>158530575
Yep

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>>158530457
Eh, maybe another time. Its a little after midnight and I should be heading to bed. Though I'm sure there are a few writefags around you could probably ask that could do that for you if they haven't done it already.

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>>158530526
>Jack's haunted by all his failures
>Most of all he's haunted by failing to save his best friend

>>158530565
My mistake. Still, seems unlikely he's joining up anytime soon. Maybe 76 and Ana will track him down and try to enlist him in their search for the reasons behind Overwatch's downfall. I dunno, he is kinda by himself story-wise right now. Hard to say if Blizzard will even make an attempt at giving everyone a coherent story.

>>158530762
Spy x Scout was my otp before the whole shitshow of implying Spy is Scout's dad in every damn comic. Valve ruined the ship for me.

>>158530832
So 76 is literally Sora/Naruto?

>>158530896
Die

>>158530896
Good

>>158530909
If the tactical visor fits...

Who would be Kairi/Hinata?

>>158530909
get out disgusting weeb

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>>158530909
More or less.

what should i change my battletag to

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>>158530896
>ruined
>not improved

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>>158530832
He didn't want to save him. He was betrayed by him. Jack wants him dead. The nightmares come from his ignorance and how much he cared and received nothing in return except a knife in the back.

>>158531067
>Cum Guzzler
>Cock Sock
>Sister Fister
>Dirty Dick
>Faggotron
>Needs Cock

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>>158530909
No fucking clue m8, Blizzard seems to not really know what direction they want the story to go in. They say that Reyes was bitter over being passed up for Overwatch's command position, then make a comic where he's really friendly with everyone.

I can easily see it as Jack being driven by one of two things:
1)A blind drive for vengeance against those behind Overwatch's fall from grace
Or
2)A drive to correct the wrongs he did in the past and unburden his own sense of guilt.

>>158531067
RemoveHanzo2016

>>158530341
Their relationship ain't like that. Read the comic. IF they were in love they would have had a tearful reunion instead of "Hey there Ana I need u to help me fite."

>>158530832
>haunted
Jack didn't fail at shit, people turned on him because they wanted someone to blame for their problems. He was the golden boy that had it all. People get jealous and need a scapegoat.

>failing to save best friend
If you're talking about Reyes, you can't save a petty man from himself. He should have got gud

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Should I kill myself? At least I got Roadhog

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post your
>main
>skin
>job/major

DOES ANYONE WANT TO GET FUCKING HARD MODE DONE???

PLEASE

I JUST NEED PEOPLE WHO USE THEIR ULTS AT THE RIGHT TIME AND DON'T FUCK THEM UP.

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>Hey let's nerf Soldier's spread to be trash and can't hit and kill jack in mid range, but we gotta stop those 5 people using macros.
Sasuga Blizzard

>>158531140
Nah it is just too creepy. I knew they were gonna go that direction since meet the spy

>join game in QP
>defense
>it's a Torb only meme team
>stay and pick Torb because why the fuck not
>attackers don't even come close to taking the point
>tremendous amounts of salt in general chat

kek
Was the enemy team complete shit or is this thing actually somewhat hard to counter?

>>158530480
kys retard

>>158531268
Nigger do you know how people work? When he was friendly it was before Jack got promoted. He had no reason to be a bitch when he was still on top.

>>158531359
rein
bloodhardt
fireman in training

When does season 2 end again?

I was thinking about for season 3 to just throw all 10 of my placement matches and purposely land in bronze, then see how high up I can climb from the bottom. I will feel a little bad for the people who have to do placements with me but oh well.

I figured it would be more interesting and fun then this constant win a couple and then plummet back down to where you started.

Also how bad do I have to be to land in bronze? Do I just throw myself off a cliff all game? Are there even any players in bronze?

>>158531359
Zarya
Champion
Computer Engineering

>>158530480
kys retard

>>158531359
D.va
B.va
Pussy Destroyer

>>158531268
What wrongs did Jack do? Besides the whole betraying his best friend thing, he was a good goy wasn't he?

>>158531359
>reaper
>pumpkin
>stage lighting electrician

>>158531182
Please as if Blizzard won't drop some bombshell of spooky evil men pulling the strings and turning them against each other.

>>158531281
You'd be surprised how easily you can twist what was simply by the way you view it. Also having been soldiers together Jack easily could have seen Reyes as a brother and failing to save him from himself could weigh on him.

>>158530480
kys retard

>>158530480
kys retard

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Does Mccree have a horse?

>>158531476
Depending on your rank now, even losing all 10 games is no guarantee of bronze, assuming they use the same system. Its why nobody is really much below 2k

>>158530480
kys retard

>>158531359
>Junkrat
>Classic
>artist

>>158531415
>Pharah
>corner shot each turret faster than he can repair
It's a fucking immobile object. Only retards can't beat it. This reflects bad on your elo by the way.

>>158531614
Yeah I know with the current system that even if you lose all 10 games, if you at least try its not hard to land in gold. Thats why I was asking if I just have to kill myself all game, end each game with literally 0 elims, 0 dmg, 0 healing and like 20 deaths.

Oh man I'm going to feel so bad for the people I end up doing placements with.

>>158531605
ye, its in his summer skin spray

>>158531281
I would agree with your assessment of their relationship if Reyes didn't have the lines "You always took his side" and "I shouldn't be surprised that you took his side".

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>>158531359
>Tracer
>Sprinter
>major in CompSci

>>158531476
Apparently for season 3, they're starting you from your season 2 SR.

>Look at this team, we're going to do great
How do you respond?

>>158531567
>Please as if Blizzard won't drop some bombshell of spooky evil men pulling the strings and turning them against each other.

They might do that but Jack and Reyes hurt each other. That's how it will be inevitably. And both couldn't see what they were doing to the other.

>>158531714
>This reflects bad on your elo by the way.

I'm level 20, I don't think that's an issue at the moment but thanks for pointing that out, I'll keep it in mind for when I start doing ranked.

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>>158531449
>fireman in training
Post muscles.

>>158531359

>Ana
>Wasteland
>Artist

>>158531447
To me I'm hoping Blizzard will go for something other than, oh he was just a petty jealous bitch. Also I forgot that the Halloween one took place before hand.

>>158531550
Doesn't have to be he actually did anything wrong, could be just the way he perceived certain events in his past as directly his fault.

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>>158531930

>>158531885
Because Jack was better at Reyes, ofc ana is going to agree with him.

>>158531476
you probably wont be able to end up that low unless you tank your s2 rank right now
the more seasons that are played the harder itll be the place away from your season average, thats generally why when people want to do that shit they just buy another account

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>>158531930
"OH, YEAH!"

>>158531359
>Closest I've got is Lucio
>Selecao
>Mechanical Turk

Tfw no mccree bf

>>158531897
wait what? I haven't heard about this before

Are you telling me blizzard is keeping me in elo hell for all of eternity?

>>158531359
>ana
>merciful
>foreign languages

Which male hero would make the best bf and why?

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>>158531359
>D.Va
>Carbon Fiber
>teaching
>>158531019
Ana of course

>>158531897
Well I'm fucked then
Guess I just gotta climb the old fashioned way

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>>158532215
iktf

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>>158531359
>main
Soldier and Ana

>skin
Jet and Captain Amari

>job/major
Nursing student and work part-time in retail

>>158532229
Their program thinks it's where you belong. Prove it wrong!

>>158532268
Now I want to watch the Overwatch TV series.

>>158531665
Since when is "artist" a job? What's your salary?

>>158531957
Which would make a better story than the direction they seem to be going of, Jack got all the attention and Reyes became a whiny bitch over it. From the background I've read it seems like Blackwatch had to do some shady shit, could be Reyes thought Jack was directly responsible for the fucked up orders he was getting. Meanwhile Jack is loosing his hair over the fact that Overwatch is getting a bad rep and isn't aware of what's going on, Reyes confronts him feeling he was betrayed by Jack, Jack snaps a little from the stress and gets in Reyes face and they come to blows.

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i want her to nurture me :(

>>158532229
Yes. You're stuck in this endless cycle of death and defeats.

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>>158532409
I want to end her plans before it's too late and everyone falls into her clutches.

>>158531359

Junkrat
Classic until I get junkenstein
Electrical engineer

I want to punch Mei in the face

>>158532158
I agree with that but just the way Reyes says sounds like he knew a lot more was going on. I mean all 3 of them were best friends. Plus he makes it a point with her an no other character. To me that sounds like jealousy.

Maybe we'll get swordsman Hanzo in the future.

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>>158531359
>Zarya/Genji
>Dawn/Sparrow
>Diesel mechanic

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>>158532215
same

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burn the witch y/n?

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>>158531359
>Mercy/Rein/Reap
>Celestial/Paragon/Moss
>Security Guard/Teacher

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>>158532641
how can one girl be so old?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMZoFlQw0jo

Literally feels like all of my QP matches have been this retarded lately

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>>158532478
You cannot beat plans within plans.

>>158532641
>>158532685
Did they fix her Ultimate to say "my servants never die"?

>>158532362
It's a work in progress, anon. I want to get a job doing concept art for video games or something, but right now I'm just trying to get some footing.

>>158532575
You just solved your own question. He was jealous.

>>158531415
Theres a reason theres a hero limit in ranked, and its because stuff like that is bullshit. Depending how they set up and the map its not easy for randoms to counter. For fun try and get a 6 Dva offense going sometime and just alternate shielding. Never will you tilt the enemy so fast.

>>158532553
I want to punch you in the face.

>>158532723
They will next content patch

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>presses e while running at you
>swift strikes through you straight after
>nothing you can do to hurt him unless you're one of 6 heroes during that time

Post:
>your main
>your height

Video games are stupid, let's go play outside.

>>158531359
>Soldier: 76
>Morrison
>Electrical Engineer

>>158532910
Post:
>your main
>your dick size

>>158532917
why don't you just play good video games?

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>>158532910
>Reaper
>6 feet 7 inches

>>158531359
>Reaper
>Pumpkin
>Cashier

>>158529610
They're outside contractors

speculation from the emails and whatnot makes it seem like Symmetra might be the only one on the roster who's actually one of the leaders of Talon

so what's considered ELO hell in season 2?

>>158533006
I did, now nothing approaches that standard.

>>158532054
no camera, sorry m8
think roadhog but less fat

>>158533153
What did you play?

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>>158532215
>>158532305
>>158532621
>Tfw no Zarya gf

>>158533140
Platinum faggots will probably say Platinum/Gold. But it's so obviously Silver. Oh my god it's Silver.

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>>158532887
>*Deflects your flashbang*
>*Swift strikes behind you*
>Pssh RYUJIN NO KEN O KURAE!

Where do I download these external aimbots /vg/ is memeing about?

>>158531359

>Roadhog
>Pigpen
>High school dropout

>>158533241
am I safe if I placed 3125?

>>158533232
I want Zarya to domme me and make me her bitch.

>>158532791
That sounds pretty fun too, I'll be sure to join in if I ever get into a group that is going for that.

>>158533314
That's one way to approach it, I want to see if I can be the one to dominate. That and I have a thing for taller women.

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>>158533232
this seems relevant

>>158533314
I want to domme Zarya and make her my bitch

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>>158533434
Aaaaayyyyy, here's the one with the last panel attached.

Tracer gold weapon or McCree?

for your harem, you must pick
>one waifu
AND
>one husbando
who do you pick, /owg/?

Why was there such an outrage when tracer was showing her butt and none now that Mercy is dressed like a ho?

Why is it permissible for Mercy to be such a ho?

Is matchmaking actually designed to fuck you over when you're about to hit diamond? This is the fifth fucking time I've reached the 2900s and immediately fell 150 SR in a string of matches where it was obvious from the ranks and group sizes that our team would lose.

>>158533564
McCree, better in a lot of situations, especially with how many people already pick genji and reaper to flank
looks cooler in POTG
also gold fuckin revolver

>>158533624
Because Tumblr stopped paying attention for the most part, that and I think they've learned that Blizzard will just back hand them by doing something cheeky. Like changing the pose to a 1950s pin-up style because it "fits" her character as a pilot.

>>158533683
No you just don't have the mechanical ability or gamesense to get into diamond yet

>>158533712
Thanks senpai.

Gonna roll it with the Gambler.

I run Tracer default skin too so I guess it wouldn't look nice.

>>158533683
It's designed to fuck you over anyway at times of low traffic since it favors low que times over skill balance and stack balance.

>>158531359
>D.Va
>Watermelon
>script translator

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>>158533241
If you're stuck in silver, you're either a child or totally inept at shooters. The people below about 1950 are absolutely fucking terrible, lacking any aim or situational awareness.

>>158533197
Speaking its name is forbidden.

>>158533809
I know a mercy player who didn't even know what torb's ult did who was in diamond

just autolock mercy and let everyone carry you

>>158534003
That could just be because nobody plays Torb

>>158534003
While winstreak exists you can totally get accidentally carried into diamond but those players almost always fall back to 2800-2900

Though to be fair, I'd forget what torb's ult does too if I never played QP

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I managed to escape Blizzard's forced 50% meme in QP for more than 750 games, but it looks like my time has come. Just went on a 16 loss streak today, and I've already dropped below 58% winrate.

>>158533936
Nice aspect ratio

>>158533936
It's true. Silver here. I just realized my mouse was literally broken the entire time.

>>158534218
You might be able to maintain that. It's designed to make a game have a 50% chance for either team to win. Which is why you can have diamond players along side with 2500 level in QP.

>>158533936
>states one thing
>then a contradictory thing
If you're some autist savant at FPS, then sure carrying five people with shit for brains isn't an issue. That is not the case for the rest of us.
>>158533282
I'm a Gold shitter working up to Platinum, I wouldn't know.

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>It's a "both teams become friends" episode

I want to make tracer wet herself in public!

>>158534080
Not just torb's ult

literally nothing else in the game except mercy and lucio pretty much

>>158534519
I want that to happen to me.

>>158531359
>Mei
>classic
>IT specialist for lawfirm

>>158533624
tracer is a child.

Do you guys befreind the people you see frequently in comp?

>>158534676
If they are good.

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JAMISON FAWKES IS COOL

>>158531359
>Mei
>Snow Plum
>accountant

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>>158534676
I climb too fast to see the same people

>>158534852
Someone explain his appeal to me please. I legitimately don't understand it.

>>158534852
Who cam up with that shitty pixel art?

>>158534917
He's just fun to play. Beyond that, he's a crazy dirt man.

>main Reaper
>recently been playing more Ra
People just seem to melt when you Discord them.

>>158531359
>Reaper
>Wight
>Pastry Chef

>>158529468
>Playing comp with a friend
>Just one game away from Platinum
>Get put on Numbani attack with a Hanzo and team that can't understand how to push
>We never get on the point
>Next round enemy gets the point and we lose
I wish more people would be willing to actually push onto a point rather than just being scared of some easily kill-able Bastion
Should I just start maining Zarya over McCree on Attack?

>>158534917
Flying around with dynamite is fun.

>>158535013
kek I just imagined reaper as a chef

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Is Ana's sleep dart a hitscan or projectile?

>>158535061

Projectile

>>158535061
Projectile

>>158535061
how terrible at aim are you to even ask this

>>158535098
very

>>158535089
>>158535091
thanks

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>>158534917
He's fun as shit. Last game a tracer and reaper kept trying to flank us, so i'd drop random traps and mines and every couple of seconds i'd get TRIGGERED

His escapes are great too along with his area denial.

He's just a super fun character that can decimate the enemy team if they don't work together.

>>158534441
Nah I'm absolutely terrible, but even I can carry the shitters below 1950 no issue as long as theres 5 warm bodies present. Theres very much a threshold right about there where people legit are basically target practice dummies on both sides.

I just need 4 more halloween skins and I have the full set. And 2 more RIP win poses, and I have that set too. Fucking kill me.

>>158535208
>I'm absolutely terrible, but even I can carry the shitters
You didn't. The other team was just worse.

really wish they had a quickplay mode with same rules as competitive. quickplay is a mess with stacking heroes, competitive is too serious.

>>158535051
t. ISIS

>>158535297
Yes

2 cap on heroes at the very least in qp

>tfw no qt bf to make into a crossdresser

>>158535240
I got 2 Halloween legendaries, but still not mercy.

>>158535240
RIP poses are shitty. They stick out unless everyone uses them. Medal at least had some style

>>158535367
>tfw no qt bf to carry me out of 800 elo

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Guys how do you beat reinhardt/zarya/ana/lucio
How the fuck are you supposed to do enough DPS?

>shit net?
>queue for Competitive
Walk into traffic, please.

>>158535354
But what my team needs 3 symetrias?

>>158534917
He's low risk, low reward...

...unless you start gitting gud with him. Then you start making crazy plays.

>>158535297
I'd love that but normies would throw a pissyfit that they can't insta-lock Hanzo every game because someone else took him.

Nothing fun about playing against 6 mei's or 6 Zaryas or some shit.

>>158535447
aim idiot

>>158534003
>play Lucio and get carried to diamond
>try playing Tracer (my actual favorite character to play) up there
>get annihilated
I don't know if I should try to git gud for real or just accept my fate as a healslut

>>158535514
With what? 1 reaper isn't enough and bastion is out of the question.

>>158535468

They just need an anything goes mode and a mode with the same rules as competitive where you can practice without worrying about your rank going to shit

>>158535639
Bastion is never out of the question

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>Most Lucios are in heal mode 24/7
>Unexpectedly activates his speed boost
>Fall to your death

How can Mcree's ult kill characters in the brawl? I've seen other people do it but it doesn't charge fast enough when I've tried.

>>158535053
>reaper baking bread
>RISE RISE RISE

>>158535668
I honestly wonder how large the playerbase is and if they would be able to support that with low que times. People drop off in droves after events and heroes have been out for a week.

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>>158529468
>Lock in a character
>No one says a word
>We lose
>WHY DID YOU PICK X

>>158531390
>meanwhile aimbots run rampant at every level of comp

>>158535720
Nanoboost

>>158535720
You need Ana's boost

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>>158535639
Like this

>>158535720
Save it for bosses, you can 1hit Reaper, especially with a nana boost. When he comes back for the 2nd, 3rd time, don't bother and just headshot him. You should be able to build ult fairly fast.

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Just went from low gold to plat using nothing but Ana.

>>158535862
>that laughing
Cute.

>>158535862
I have done that so many times with a bastion as ana and the only time it hasn't worked is if the bastion stupidly panics and uses his ult.

Nano + turret is instant death.

>>158531359
>Ana
>Horus
>Electrical Engineering

>>158535880
Why not ult him the other times too?

You can ult both him and junkrat at the same time to make everything easier, and you can kill him every time before he wakes up if you sleep him too.

Deadeye builds charge so fast you can use it even in the third encounter and still have ult for mercy.

>>158536013
It helps immensely if the bastion if the bastion is aimbotting as well

>>158535447
Can I get a serious answer to my question?
Is there really no way to beat this?

>>158535927
It's an affectation to appeal to literal faggots like you.

>>158536078
I usually ult when he comes up again but anon said he's having trouble building charge fast enough. You can get by with just killing him without the ult.

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>>158531359
Genji
Young Genji
NEET

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should i even bother playing comp

i missed season 1 and 2 because my autism flares and comp gives me anxiety.

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>>158535447
Reapie

>>158536278
Do your placements for the currency then fuck off to QP if its so bad.

Junkrat gutting when
Tracer gutting when
Symmetra main gun gutting when

>>158536203
Genji or tracer to get support picks
Soldier, McCree, and Reaper are all good against the tanks and can dps down Rein's shield. Mei can help too.

Roadhog can displace people he catches behind the shield when it goes down, ults can all help.

Surprise it takes teamwork to beat good team comps, and there's not one easy way to take care of anything except just being an amazing player in your own right.

>>158531359
>Main
"Zarya, Ready for duty"
>Skin
Arctic. Got bored of Olympics skin
>Job/Major
Graphic Designer

>>158535816
>>158535826
I could swear I've seen someone do it without nanoboost. Might be mistaken though.

>>158535880
That's not what I meant by charge, I mean the circle that shrinks over an enemy before turning into a skull.

>>158536360
o-okay...

>>158536403
>I could swear I've seen someone do it without nanoboost. Might be mistaken though.
Happens if Reaper is low HP

>>158536403
A lot of the bosses can be killed without nanoboost on medium and easy. I think only reaper can be killed without it on hard, but he may still survive with some hp, I don't really remember

Any tips on being an effective Tracer? Like what is it that makes her picked so much on KOTH?
On another note, how do I not completely whiff Deadeye?

>>158536403
You can do it on a full health Reaper without nano boost, I've done it in both hard and med.

>>158536365
>nerfing Junkrat

>>158531359
Mercy
Witch or Valkyrie
Computer repair

>>158531359
Zenyatta
Ascendent with gold balls
Info tech systems specialtist

>>158536443
Ahh, so that's it.
>>158536525
Oh neat. How about mercy?

>>158536309
What a weird cat.

What's the highest competitive points have you earned?

>>158536567
Can do Mercy as well with no nano. He does 1/2 on Junkrat and Hog. If your Hanzo ults on Junkrat it makes things a lot easier.

>>158531390
It wasn't because of macros, but because his playstyle wasn't exactly like some guy at Blizzard wanted. Millions of people were playing him "wrong"

>>158536309
Not enough

>>158536375
>Genji or tracer to get support picks
Doesn't work when they're all turtling together on koth.

>Soldier, McCree, and Reaper are all good against the tanks and can dps down Rein's shield. Mei can help too.
You're only taking into account reinhardt, you have to deal with zarya's shields and her extra DPS on top of that. And that's not even including ults, gotta deal with nano boosted rein and sound barrier every 60s. So if you're not killing him in one go you're just feeding lucio and ana. It's just too much health for any hero to deal with.

>>158529468
>Zarya is allowed to out DPS offensive heroes when at full charge
How is this alright?
>Don't shoot her
Fuck off, game doesn't exist in a vaccum.

>>158536728
Not enough? How bad is your aim? How much more DPS could you possibly need? You flank from the back, take our their supports, Zarya, and then Rein.

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>>158531449
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>>158536557
FUCKING LOL, I'm so sorry, I'm truly so sorry if I was ever mean to anyone in this general. I had no idea you guys were actually, factually mediocre.

Xbox GT: Girseph

Add me if you feel embarrassed by the people in this general when considering how importantly they value their extreme skill in a children's game.

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>>158536837
>console

Don't you dare bait my trigger

>>158536837
Those are some truly over fresh (You)s

>pick pharah
>lose
???

>>158536912
REEEEEEAPOLAAAAAAAA

>>158536979
pharah is shit

>>158536979
>he didn't play ut

>>158531893
thanks for the new wallpaper

>>158536979
Countered by half the cast desu.

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Holy shit, I've just finished my placements in competitive and all what I have left is a massive disgust for this system.

Quitters, flamers, cancerous fuckers, useless retards that doesn't even know how to play and even more. Not even League of Leguend rankeds are this AIDS.

>>158537047
It really is worse than leeg. How low did you place?

>>158536728
Use the exact same line-up.

>>158536728
So what you're saying is that you're bad

Zarya's shields don't last very long and if you can't take advantage of the downtime when rein's shield is also not available, then please stop playing a damage class until you get better. Thanks.

>>158536837
>console

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>>158531359
Mei
Default
shitty recycling job

>>158537028
More than that.

>>158536820
>Not enough? How bad is your aim?
You do realize just how much health ana and lucio heal right? 110 hp/s makes reapers shotguns a joke. I was meatshotting reinhardt point blank and it didn't do shit.

>You flank from the back, take our their supports
Like I said they're all turtling together on koth. Lucio is dancing on the walls and Ana's being guarded by Zarya.

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>>158536837

>>158536365
what rank

>>158537047
>Half Asian qt pi gf leafs you because you still haven't broken into diamond yet

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>>158536837
>Xbox

>>158537183
>half asian
puke

>>158537092
Gold shitter, that's what I am now.

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Why is leaving so common in comp?

Why isnt the penalty for the person who leaves harsher?

Clearly its not harsh enough if people are just dropping matches as soon as one round ends

>>158537127
Her only real counters are McCree, 76, Widow and on most maps Dva. Ana technically counters everyone but you can 2 shot her easier than mccree if you get a good flank.

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>>158536837
> I had no idea you guys were actually, factually mediocre.
Maybe this guy has a point
>Xbox GT: Girseph

>play for the first time in a week
>retards picking bastion and hiding beside spawn the whole match on defense
>retarded fucks in triple and duo queues who think solo healing ana is fine on defense
just pointing out the obvious but you're either a pathetic cunt or a complete retard if you still play this parody of an e-sports cash cow trash

>>158537102
>Zarya's shields don't last very long and if you can't take advantage of the downtime when rein's shield is also not available
>If the Zarya is a moron and overextends she's easy to focus down!
Well no shit sherlock.

>>158537094
I figured that would be the case, two heavy defense teams so whoever gets point first wins. How exciting.

>tfw in a game where we would win if out Rein would stop running off into the other team by himself every time he respawns

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>>158537545
>Rein I'm going to ult keep your shield up and protect me
>WHATS THAT YOU SAY? CHARGE DIRECTLY INTO THEIR TEAM AND DIE?

>>158537257
>tfw almost made it into plat 3 times
>dropped almost into silver territory
help

>>158536773
Also forgetting that it's actually better to just pop the bubble and try to kill her

Zarya and Ana are both really dumb designs where they're not bad at anything while also being ridiculously strong. Like imagine if Soldier 76's biotic field was the size of Mei's ult and he had a 100 round mag and his rocket was a 4 second CD

There's nothing wrong with well rounded kits but you can't then make those kits retardedly fucking strong.

>>158537378
Pharah is not just easy to shoot down, but her damage output is not that impressive. 120 damage on direct hit, very low splash, 1 rocket per second. Anyone with more than 200 HP can just laught at them.

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>Mashing melee does higher and more reliable DPS than shooting her cannons

When will D.Va be playable?

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who proud /NEET/ here?

how do you spend your day after overwatch came out?

>>158537736
After they buff her for the millionth time I guess

>>158537736
D.Va has super reliable DPS you're just shit at tracking

>>158537360
penalty doesnt matter, it should just not take any points from the team with the leaver when the lose

>Our McCree not doing so good
>Ask him to switch
>Says he can only play McCree
>Check his profile
>73 hours on McCree zero time on anyone else

WHAT THE FUCK. 2.8 is a fucking shit show and I'm close to just throwing in the towel. Every game here feels like a fucking coin flip, competent team one round, next round 3 people that eat their own shit.

>>158537736
dva only needs two things to be good/cancer
a smaller critbox in mech and better cannon damage

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A Haiku by Genji, Illustrated by Hanzo

>so much grams
>unzip da bag, dip in my hand
>then I palm trees

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>>158536979
>pick my nose
>lose
SHIT BALANCE

>>158537736
I think her DPS is fine if you're landing shots, it's just her mech. Can't go outside without dying.

>>158537848
your nostrils need a buff

>>158537378
Hookhog, Genji and Hanzo deal with her easily too.

Honestly this game makes me so fucking mad. I'm here trying to have fun, still learning the game. 3rd day and I'm already sick to tears of fucking Bastion and Winston shitting up my whole day.

I want desperately to enjoy this game. I do on occasion, when I wipe the entire team with a well-thrown D.Va ult or finally manage to get off a High Noon with more than 3 people without just being instantly destroyed.

Feels like I'm bashing my head against a wall trying to get rid of a fucking Bastion. I can't recall the last time I killed a Winston, just tried to avoid him because he's bullshit.

>>158537669
>pop the bubble and try and kill her
Always easier said than done,If they cut her DPS at full charge by around 20-30% she'd be completely and utterly fine. My issue is how much she does. Both her and Ana like you said. They offer way too much with zero downsides.

Even with the ult nerfs coming up and her bubbles being nerfed I can still see her in every game.

>>158537736
>>158537865
Just remove the critbox and increase DPS to 280 and she will be playable. Keep HP at 500

>>158531359
76
Bone
Pilot

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I love Hana.

>>158537936
I'm not saying it counters her or anything it's just a better option than trying to not shoot her because she's going to get charge anyway

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>>158536912
>>158537102
>>158537253
>>158537421
Y'all enjoying spending 3 years' salary on one of your sick gaming rigs? I wish I was bluffing, but you guys kind of outed yourselves there

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how do I genji

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>>158537847
A soliloquy by Hanzo

>This white BITCH had the fucking nerve to call me a nigger
>When she the one paying the surgeon for her lips to get bigger
>Do you see the bigger picture? Shit be backwards my nigga

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>>158538059
mada mada

>>158538059
learn to track with m1, time reflects, and dodge
congratulations youre a god genji now

>>158537378
Ana
Bastion
D.Va
Genji
Hanzo
McCree
Mei
Roadhog
Soldier 76
Widowmaker
Winston
Zenyatta

All these can deal with her. Lucio and Tracer can't easily kill her, but can outrun the rockets

>>158537682
She outranges everyone with more than 200 hp, or near enough. The problems really arise if you have to take her inside a small building.

>>158537919
She outranges hog, Genji can be hit or miss (he really shouldnt be wasting his time chasing a Pharah around, but if he decides to its annoying), and Hanzo comes down to landing a headshot before you can deal with him via a flank.

>>158538059
Corner peek like a faggot until you get your weeb stick then weebstick it up

>>158537736
If D'va is ever a top pick she'll be cancer.

She doesn't have a healthy toolkit, Good damage, Insane mobility, 4/5ths of her HP is Armor so that's insanity against everyone but single-bursters, Defensive Matrix is one of the best defensive cooldowns(ha cooldown) in the game, and her ult is one of the best for objectives and pretty good for combos. But the biggest thing a lot of people ignore is how you have to invest in killing her more than most if you aren't headshotting. Plus you have to deal with a 150HP smallest hitbox in the game korean girl jumping around spamming a pistol that does entirely too much dps after dumping over half a clip into her to get her out of mech form to maybe kill her.

If she gets better she becomes turbo winston/Tracer. An insane flanker that flys in for kills and gets out scott free each time.

D'va, Widow and Hanzo should never be meta, game would be full cancer if they were.

>>158538130
>>158537847
Why does everyone seem to think Genji smokes marijuana?

I haven't seen anything in Overwatch that portrays this except the fact his dragon is green and so is his armor.

>Dorado attack
>first two points are easy as shit
>last point is literally impossible

every time

>>158537115
>recycling

Mei would be proud.

>>158538207
t. bronze

>>158538010
I'm aware, its difficult getting other people to do the same and focus her. I just want her nerfed a good amount so I don't have to watch her cancer up every game by making herself and everyone around her invincible while you count down the seconds until her teamwipe ult is up.

>>158536527
>free kills by mindlessly spamming chokepoints in a game that's mostly chokepoints
>dangerous to approach due to big explosion radius, passive and mines
>mine is a get-out-of-jail-free card and also an ez finisher
>ult can last up to 9 fucking seconds and nobody on your team will ever be able to shoot it down before it kills three people in its huge radius
Junkrat is cancer incarnate but is lucky enough to have a diehard fanbase that will defend him no matter what
He's a better Pharah in literally every way

>>158538207
They should just make D.Va delete hook and nerf Zarya a bit then she'll be fine.

You're right putting her with Hanzo, she can be good given the right situation but she should remain a situational pick rather than "meta"

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>>158538202

>>158538217
he was a playboy before hanzo sliced his dick off
still nothing to go off of but theres the possibility

>>158537927

Winston melts to basically anyone.

His head and body are huge, his damage is garbage like very low. Don't get intimidated by the zapping noises, just blast him. I love playing against Winston as D.va because you can decimate him while losing about 1/4 of your health. If he really is pissing you off, go Reaper and aim for his monkey face.

Bastion will always be annoying as fuck. Not even really a threat because he gets easily countered when you play more and more people learn to deal with him. Just always annoying.