/pdg/ - Payday 2 and Payday: The Heist General

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First for old school heists

DLC unlocker or get out

Why do snipers have so much health now

>>158299702
i bought all the dlc overkill really deserves it imo

either dw or ovk, mayhem is a meme

>>158299724
highly modified car-4 armor

>>158299724
they have as much as greens on all difficulties instead of flat 40
whats the problem?

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hockey helmet mask when pls

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Jiro for best heister

>>158302617
Donacdum

>>158302617
weebs >>>/OUT/

>>158302617
come back when he has more personality than a rock

>>158302617
Nice mask

>>158299307
Halloween heist when

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>>158302617
objectively BEST heister coming through

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>ELDER GOD TIER
Dallas , Chains, Hoxton, Wolf, Dragan, Jacket
>PRETTY COOL TIER
Houston, Sokol, Jimmy, John Wick
>LITERAL TRASH
Bodhi, Rust, Bonnie, Jiro
WAIFU TIER
>Sydney, Clover

>>158302489
You serious ? It's been in the first DLC

Why do people hate Ex President? Its the only deck I can use, it syncs so well with LWBV

>>158304441
>wick
>not in literal trash

>>158304441
>jacket
>not in the trash tier

what the fuck is wrong with you

>>158304798
ARMS OUTSTRETCHED

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>>158304798
>not liking jacket

>>158304994
i can't see why would anyone sane like that heap of autism

>>158305320
Because he's a crossover character that's designed well and respects the source material?

>>158304798
>>158305320
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>158305320
Self-hate is real, isn't it ?

>>158305592
>his clothing isn't even the right color
>uses autistic means to communicate
>communicates at all
>randomly joins to rob shit
have you ever played Hotline Miami?

>respects source material

>>158305606
you can make that list for me, sweetheart

>>158305715
Why did you insert a space before the question mark?

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>>158304441
>dragan
>older god tier

dragan is literally trash tier

he's what started the "LE FUNNY AND QUIRKY LOUD HEISTER THAT HALF SPEAKS ENGLISH" trend on shitday 2

dragan is fucking trash and i hate dragan players

>>158304404
>best heister
>not wolf man

>>158304404
Why does Dallas have a black suit on?

>>158306171
>his clothing isn't even the right color
>even though all promotional and official art for the game changes his colors at will
ok buddy

>uses autistic means to communicate
>communicates at all
Are you telling me you'd prefer an entirely silent heister? Are you fucking insane? At least the approach they took makes sense and is a clever take on it.

>randomly joins to rob shit
Yeah, it's supposed to be for fun but clearly that's a concept that's too difficult for you to understand.

>have you ever played Hotline Miami?
Yes, and everyone I've talked to that's loved the game as well thinks the crossover was done really well.

>>158306519
I actually use a mod to have him silent and I find it fun

Fun is subjective.

And you talked to retards.

>>158306458
>best heister
>not wolf man
sorry fella, PAYDAY™ The Heist is that way

>>158306645
payday 2 sucks and you know it

it's a downgrade from the previous game, gameplay and visually wise

>>158306683
Not disagreeing with you, but the game's playerbase is dead. If not, I'd play it almost exclusively.

>>158306519
>Yes, and everyone I've talked to that's loved the game as well thinks the crossover was done really well.

Talking to yourself does not count

>>158306519

I need to remind you that you're arguing with a dumbass over a character in a shit game made by jews. Save your time for something worthwhile, dude.

>>158306923
thanks for the reminder!

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>>158304441
>Wick not in TIER ONE
>Bodhi not the the absolute worst of the worst tier ten miles below trash tier

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>>158304601
Because
>muh doge

>>158304601
Love it. The only way I'd love it more is make it conserve unused stacks instead of wasting them all once your armor goes down.

>>158304601
Forcing yourself to take a bullet in order to heal is a dumb concept that can lead you to killing yourself unintentionally.

>>158307541
You never force yourself to take a bullet you fucking retard. It always happens naturally. If you're not being shot at you suck up a 1st aid kid as usual.

>>158307761
>it happens naturally
Except it doesn't when you're in cover. And having to rely on a first aid kit when you're not means you limit yourself to a generally worse deployable compared to med bags. In contrast, a deck like muscle gives you a passive bonus to health that's always happening regardless of what situation you're in and doesn't force you to use a deployable to heal up.

>>158308247
The key thing he mentioned was "syncs with LBV". Muscle is for heavier armors. Ex-Pres is for lighter armors when you don't want to spend too many skill points on dodge.

>>158308247
Ex Pres rewards you for continuously going out and fighting instead of cowering under a desk like a little bitch contributing nothing to the fight while the rest of your team mates got shot up because they may as well have been down a heister - you.

>>158308545
But I never mentioned heavier armor in my post. In fact, nothing mentioned gives any reason to favor ex-pres over muscle even on LBV.

>>158308664
>>>158308247 (You)
>rewards you for continuously going out and fighting
>instead of cowering under a desk like a little bitch
>contributing nothing to the fight
You're aware you can kill cops without pointlessly putting yourself in danger right? Fighting "not like a bitch" or whatever your dumb argument is, means a lot less to a team when they're ACTUALLY down a heister instead of someone who stuck to playing defensively in cover.

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>>158304441
>rust not in "suck my dick" tier

>>158308707
You mentioned Muscle which is why he mentioned heavy armors, please try to read people's posts carefully

Also with Ex-Pres if you have Bullseye you can force the health regen if your armor's gone. Muscle you're stuck with the same slow health regen which doesn't help as much with light armors that break easily

>>158308707
It doesn't matter you didn't mention it. I made the initial declaration of the ideal armors for both perk decks. Ex-Pres is better for lighter armors than Muscle is.

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Who else made this horrible mistake?

>>158309616
Not as bad as buying the game at launch like I did.

why is there not a single attractive or at least sane and normal female heister?

>>158310209
>normal people
>criminals that shoot a shitton of cops and steal money, coke, gold, weapons, etc.

>>158310679
dallas
chains
hoxton
wick
etc.

sure they're a bit on the violent side but none of them look like the fucking 'after' picture on an anti-drug ad.

>>158309727
Friend of a friend decided to buy a 360 vanilla copy of Payday 2

His exact words were "I can't believe I liked this shit"

>>158311101
>hoxton
>looking normal

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>>158311228
not bad at all for a brit tbo

>>158309727
Remember the pre-launch beta where firestarter would load on bank heists and desync would cause two different vault locations?

>>158311429
Prelaunch beta? I had that happen in 2014 or 2015.

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>>158311146
tfw i had it on ps4 because my pc was a piece of shit
Never again

>buy body bag on Murky Station
>half the time it doesn't show up
Quality swedish programming.

>>158310209
Because the game is from Sweden and if you dare portray a woman as anything other than strong and as uninterested in sex as possible, you are a chauvinist male shitlord who should be jailed by their government.

Why do the new Clover voicelines sound so different from her old ones? Did she get throat cancer or something?

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>>158310209
Femme fatale heister when?

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What perk deck goes best with a Berserker/Frenzy build? Yakuza?

>>158313587
Anarchist, were you living under a rock?

>>158313587
armorer

>>158313879
Yes actually. Stopped playing for a long time.

>>158304601
it's my favorite perk deck

If we're all masterminds, we can all heal each other
But if we're all Enforcers, no one would go down anyway...

>>158312519
would be pretty cool but kind of defeats the point when they all wear masks. Also a dress and high heels aren't that functional in combat. Also femme fatales function via seduction, rather than staying out of sight or fighting.

>>158315813
>not being both

>>158315813
If we're all technicians we can blow up every single door and objective and die due to a lack of survivability.

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Stay in your dead game homos

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How accurate is this?

>>158315813
If we're all fugitives we get knocked down, but we get up again, never gonna keep us down.

>>158315858
>would be pretty cool but kind of defeats the point when they all wear masks.
Implying you'd be looking at her face.

>Also a dress and high heels aren't that functional in combat.
You don't need to wear a dress and heels to look sexy.

>Also femme fatales function via seduction, rather than staying out of sight or fighting.
I just want a sexy heister woman.

>>158299724
t.40 damage assault rifle fag

>>158318325
>Rust description isn't one of his half-assed lines
nodicks/10

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>>158318325
>that hoxton
FuckI'm also a though son of a bitch to kill thanks to all my points in fugitive

>>158318325
5/10 ratings

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is this accurate?

>>158319031
>1-2 shots to kill anything out of OD
Why do assault rifles get so much shit?

>>158320483
>wah it's not good to judge people
caracterizing is fun anon,it's not like every player is given the benefit of the doubt,has anyone ever kicked anyone else because the character they play?

except i still haven't seen any good players with bodhi

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>>158245176
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>>158318325
Most of those descriptions are incorrect. People don't usually do what their chosen character is supposed to do.

Only one thing is right though - I play Jimmy and just can't NOT carry a bag of coke if I see one.

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Jiro still for best heister

>>158318325
I play as Jacket and I do the objective

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n1

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>thursday

>>158310209
Clover may not look sexy.

But her lines and voice is.

>>158323907
Her first voice actor had a sexy voice too, i think she is supposed to fit the "femme fatale"-"cat burglar" line

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Ahhhh i forgot to reply to this person in the last thread. My steam name is 2007-2011

>>158323907
Her voice is screeching and awful.
>>158324851
Her first voice actor was literally bonnie.

post gud old pdg maymays

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>>158326105

DAMMIT THE CODE DIDN'T WORK

BAIN?!?!

>>158325991
Well she sounded good
>>158325750
Fake

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>>158326397
THOSE CODES COST US A MILLION BUCKS

SOMEONES A DEAD MAN

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>>158326105

>>158325356
you fucking dogposter get back to r6g

>>158320483
sydney players get too much shit imo, the judgement on bhodi is fairer because he's a free character. Also, sydney comes with a pretty amazing perk deck. Most of the hate comes from people more not liking her aesthetic than anything else. I don't really see sydney players that often, but when I do they're at least decent, unlike bhodi who I've never seen a good one of.

inb4 t. Sydney player

>>158328430
My biggest gripe about Sydney are her god-awful sonic styled sideburns. I mean what the fuck were they thinking

Everything else is ok though

Is it possible to have crits in heavy armor?

Any easy way of getting continental coins?
Like, is there any file I can open and change a number like I could do with gage coins?

>>158329032
You would need Unseen Strike

>>158329135
Safehouse raid gives 6 coins even on normal I think

>>158329032
Arkansas Toothpick

>>158329135
Just pubsurf all the low difficulty Safehouse Raids you shitter.

>>158329135
Go back in time when you could give yourself as many coins as you wanted.

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>>158326105

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>>158329239
>tfw running around with ICTV and 3 concealment

>>158329371
how

>>158329371
>holding M1 with a LMG in a DW Diamond spawn room

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Why didn't they give the OD Dozers miniguns?

>>158329542

when the devs fuck up

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>>158329371
>>158329558
Crit minigun was a hell of a lot of fun.

The only time I had more fun was my melee build during Minigun the Hedgehog

what's a good sniper build? T_T

>>158329923
Frenzerker and SK so you can anything in one headshot in OD

>>158329826
did he dieded?

>>158329669
Oy vey you can't expect us to make new animations just for that.

>>158329923
>T_T

>>158330037
I wish I could make my raifu the repeater viable on OD

>>158329542
there was a time when the arkansas toothpick had 230 concealment

they accidentally added a 0 at the end, so it basically meant that anything you used with it gave you 3 detection

>>158329669
If the Washington police force uses assault rifles for their automated turrets, what makes you think they'll use anything bigger for heavy infantry?

>>158330047
'tis but a scratch

>>158330368
Other way, it was 30 -> 230

They fatfingered the 3.

>>158330410
Because these people aren't Washington PD

>>158330907
OVK can't make up their mind if the specials are Washington PD, FBI, GenSec, or Homeland Security. e.g. "Winters is the ~new GenSec enemy~ guiz"

I am only 50% sure on whether the green and black dozers are police or GenSec. Skulldozers definitely are (supposedly) GenSec or at least equipped by GenSec. Tasers are I *think* GenSec, don't know if Cloakers are GenSec or cops, and Homeland Security having Zeal Cloakers, Dozers, and Shields does not lessen the confusion. At least there are no Zeal Tasers, god they would be impossible to deal with.

>>158331241
Oh yeah, Medics are police, not FBI, since Garrett is in charge of them.

>>158330047
我がを恨めや、クローカーのボケが!

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>opens pd:th
>100 players
>all of the lobbies are either on normal or easy

JUST

>>158331241
>OVK can't make up their mind if the specials are Washington PD, FBI, GenSec, or Homeland Security.

They're supposed to be all those things, stupid. Agencies do work together IRL.

>>158333412
I didn't say that all the Specials had to belong to one faction, just that OVK can't decide which ones each unit belongs to. I brought up Winters for a reason. Sergeant Summers was constantly advertised as the new GenSec enemy until he didn't.

And then the FBI Files make it sound like the PD and the FBI are basically the same organisation controlled by Garrett at the helm because somehow he can call the shots for every unit being dispatched when PDs and feds fight each other for dick-waving contests all the fucking time. And given how much of an uncaring dick the FBI Director sounded in the HR tapes, I doubt he would've let Garrett boss him or his units around anyway.

>>158333380
Since almost all the original heists are in PD2 now. So there's no reason to play PD1 anymore unless you like meme games.

>>158333790
payday 2 is boring and shitty

if you seriously think that you clearly never played the original

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>>158333380
>Join random DW game
>Get this

can you Overdrill on Mayhem?

>>158333887
What does PD1 have over PD2 besides a third gun to draw?

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>>158334225
Kill yourself, anon.

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>>158328018
You fucking stalker, dont talk to me or my dogs ever again

>>158334175
No. Do it on DW, it's retardedly easily.

>>158334225
I miss those kill challenges and what not in Payday: The Heist. My inner autism is leaking and I feel the need to complete them all

Well technically we have trophies acting as challenges now but it's just not the same

Javelin, axes, or knives?

hey quick question
Using Keepers,Better Bots and Goonmod
is it possible to Overdrill with bots?(better bots gets you 3 bots,with goonmod you place a waypoint on where they're supposed to stand,and you send them there using keepers)

>>158334947
Javelin

>>158335026
Try yourself?

>>158334947
axes

capacity doesn't matter since you can pick them right back up, and they all pretty much do enough damage to kill stuff in one headshot

the other two take way too long to throw

>>158334947
javelin if u looking for damage
knives for quantity(they deal less damage than javelins)
axes are shit,they deal the same damage as knives but you only get 3 instead of six

>>158335221
knives and javelins have that retarded delay before you actually throw them though

axes get thrown instantly

tfw just did GGC stealth for the first time doing the runs solo with friends spotting things

feelsgoodman

How come the pager operator doesnt have a heart attack after we knock out the whole security room?

>>158335201
>capacity doesn't matter
assume you're playing a big old "open" heist (big bank,counterfeit,undercover)
you toss an axe and some shitter kills your target before it hits them
that's a lost axe

>>158335417
Axes and knives are also significantly lower damage now.

Can't one shot bodyshot Cloakers anymore, let alone one-shot headshot dozers.

>>158335536
>not having fully loaded aced

shiggydoo

>>158335417
alright the knife delay is kinda stupid
but javelins are worth the delay because of their insane amount of damage

>>158335465
Because the security room guards aren't dead so the dead man switches planted in them don't set off the pager.

>>158335536
That's how axes get balanced out

You get less, but that instant throw minimizes your chances of missing

Also >>158335610

>>158335465
;)

>>158334453
Never

>>158335610
somehow forgot about that skill
my bad homie

>>158335536
git gud
It's still on the map, just walk forward in a straight line to retrieve it.

>>158335728
then how come dominating a guard to cuff himself sets it off?

tell me /pdg/
would you be pissed if the Almighty Best Heister Wolf gets a nearly identical voice-actor?
like,you can barely tell the difference between this guy and Ulf

>>158336052
Because the instant he got the !, the dead man switch picked up his increased heartbeat and set off the pager.

GenSec is at the forefront of security technology. This level of preparation should be expected.

>>158336124
Not in the least, if it means his lines finally get updated

>>158336124
If that meant more blissful Wolf screaming into my ears, i'd take any guy with a voice similar to his

>>158336124
As long as he doesn't do a shitty job.

We'll always miss original Wolf but that doesn't mean we'll get mad when the character gets some love again.

>>158336124
He's not going to get an identical voice actor. They had some dyke cut motherfucker playing him in a Hardcore Henry trailer, and they couldn't even get a mediocre Keanu impressionist for Wick.

Alright, pdg. Gimme your builds for the L93.

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Sydney is cute. CUTE!!!

>>158334762

Use PDTH hud then, it's got those challenges.

>>158337232
Sure thing. Here it is:

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>>158337235
/pdg/tan though.

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>>158337591
>tfw no mega-kawaii-tan art

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>>158337235
>there are people in this dimension right now that dislike sydney

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>>158337647
I want to cuddle with Sydney

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>>158337638

Being able to carry 2 keycards when

>>158338197
That's not art.

>>158338695
And you're not heterosexual

>>158339361
I'm sorry, I didn't know this was the obvious truths general, must have taken a wrong turn.

ded

>>158333789
General Autumn and his squad are specially trained/equipped by GenSec but they answer to Washington PD (OVK and below), GenSec directly (Mayhem/DW) and DHS (OD)

>>158326526
Did someone make that into a full comic or just a shitposting page

>>158343963
>but they answer to Washington PD (OVK and below), GenSec directly (Mayhem/DW) and DHS (OD)
What?

He's a police captain, he doesn't just switch bosses based on difficulty.

>>158344156
It's an edit of an existing doujin.

>be me
>running mayhem rats
>cooking 7 bags
>pub disconnects twice but manages to rejoin before slot fills and friend requests me just in case
>on 7th bag
>muriatic acid procs
>i put sode
>quadruple down
>alt+f4 payday 2
>alt+f4 steam
>alt+f4 life

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when will they fix yakuza, hitman and crew chief perk decks? they should really have addressed them by now, they're just meme decks at this point ;_;

>>158344364
>be me
you had it coming

>>158344424
what is there to fix?
they're all viable and OVERKILL approved

Clover is THICK.

>>158344557
Apart from the speed boost the yakuza deck is worthless, since they made the changes to how berserker procs on <50% instead of 25% regardless. For hitman, you no longer need skills to unlock akimbos and the cost to upgrade them is minimal. Crew chief has a nice little niche, but they're all lackluster (for dw), they need tweaking or just a redesign imo.

>>158344230
>He's a police captain, he doesn't just switch bosses based on difficulty.

You're obviously unfamiliar with government bureaucracy my friend. As a government monkey IRL myself, it makes sense to me that a police captain would be in bed with a private security company and be the commander on-the-ground for the DHS depending on the situation.

>>158343963
Greens are FBI, not metro.

>>158325750
Even the image looks slightly stretched lmao

>>158344557
Hitman was getting reworked i guess that was dropped due shistorm balancing and dlc

>>158345217
The problem they try to be "unique" and that means shit, any perck deck that offers huge boost to Armor/dodge or provides a solid health regen is far better than anything in the list, specially that dodge is always viable and you can get health regen along joker cops that tank through many shit. Game offers too many options but many of them are shit to be noticiable againts what is really good.

>>158345217
>Apart from the speed boost the yakuza deck is worthless

It's good for Berserker Frenzy builds because you run faster and armor regens faster when you hide.

Partners in Crime aced seems fixed. Granted I was only on an OVK heist but one of my cops survived for about 25 minutes so

>>158348121
They last longer than before they changed it on OD, but still die much faster than when it was 50/50 instead of 45/55

Are melee weapons worth a shit anymore on Overkill+ if you got Berserker and Infiltrator?

>>158348487
if you charge them or have bloodthirst to assure a single hit kill, then yes

>>158348328
Sure, it's faster, but I figure it's still worth a pickup.

It's not "Literally no damage resistance" like it was when it was bugged

>>158348617
I still use it, mostly because they are still decent tanks and work well with hostage taker.

>>158326501
>>158345851
from extra terrestrial heisting

>>158348328
It's -45% and -55% right?

(1-0.45)(1-0.55) = 0.2475
(1-0.50)(1-0.50) = 0.25

I think it'd mean they're *slightly* tankier. If they're dying faster, then maybe OVK fixed something else in the process too.

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>>158349142
>overkill
>fixing

>>158350175
>tumblr

killurself

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quick /pdg/
give me a build to try out
memebuilds are acceptable

>>158350175
I meant "fix" in the colloquial sense.

Like "fixing your dog", or "affixing a rusty nail through your scrotum" kind of "fix".

>>158350653
lewd

>>158350624
Piglett + rpg + no armor

>>158350624
sentry/ictv

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>>158350624
>dual saws
>saw skills
>drill/c4/sentry bitch
>dodge with suit

glhf ;)

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>>158350948
memebuild it is

>>158326526
s-s-sauce?

Here's something that's been bothering me. Is the Santa's Workship song based on the Mickey Mouse Club song? Those bleeps really sound like they're spelling out Mickey Mouse.

>>158304441
you forgot shitter tier which contains Sydney and only her

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>>158352492
I like her shrill screaming :(

NO C4

NO THERMITE

NO CODES

>>158352427
It's Jingle Bells

>>158344747
Clover is WICK

>>158354316
don't be wicky now

chains hates wicky

>>158335026
Just get forced overdrill. All you need to do is do the puzzle to open the door

>>158337235
>>158337647
>>158337765
why does she have a big ass head

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HAHA
FOOLED YA GUYS

AMCAR or CAR-4?

>>158355743
There is pretty much no circumstance beyond achievements forcing you to use the AMCAR where you would want to use the AMCAR.

>>158355743
AMR-16

>>158337235
wtf happened to her hand!?
also
>Liking the shrillest harpy on earth

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I was busy shooting the cops that I bothered to check the chat and saw this. I guess overdrill shenanigans

As an Australian I am personally offended when Sydney talks and I kick and report anyone who chooses her.

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>>158358323
Sieg Heil!

>>158358426
Why? They fly in a real Australian to do the recordings.

>>158302489
get a load of this newfag

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>>158357638
clever

>>158358695
I would guess because she is a Shrill fucking cunt.

They did the same with Bonnie and Clover and at least listening to them doesn't feel like having nails pounded in to your ear drums.

>>158336124
FOUR PANICKED ROBBERS

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>>158326105

>>158318325
Nope, I'm ass at stleath and play Houston.
I do REALLY like donacdum though

>>158333968
a shit hud? never joining a random dw game ever again

>>158357638
>not having MULTIPLE tasters in the image so you don't even know which to shoot first.

>>158329371
>running around

>>158361429
>literalfagging

>>158361792
>being a literal fag

>>158361429
proc

>>158331241
cloakers would likely be FBI, as most are ex-special forces.

>>158359694
She really isn't though, aside from a few lines, it's only a problem if someone spams the voicelines, which in my book is grounds for kicking regardless of heister.

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Why do cloakers use night vision in the daytime?

>>158363356
tacticool

>>158363356
It's not night vision, it's WOLOLOLOLOLOLO vision.

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Do you think dozers dress up because they're so shy?

should i sell or open my safe

>tfw WAC removed features
Why

trashley I was a good goy and bought 1 (one) dlc when the sale was up.
So please post some fucking wick weapon pack please.

>>158364746
It's garbage though, Anon.

>>158357638
someone found him?

>>158365960
This is an old pic. Anons found him then, you can find him too.

>>158365578
I like the sniperrifle

but all the other weapons are reskins though

>>158364608
what did they remove?

>>158367287
I think it's mostly stuff on secondaries like stocks on the vertex and krinkov, or foregrip options on the para

>>158368174
for what purpose would he remove these features

>>158365960
Under right hand

like a very angry bear!!
raaar!!

>>158318325
I liked the old vesion more

>>158373834
WELL, I'M NOT LEAVING! BAIN, WHO'S AT THAT PARTY? LETS SHAKE THE CODES FROM SOMEBODY!

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>mfw for some magical reason every other update breaks DMCWO
>It takes forever to fix or add new weapons

>>158363384
How do they make that sound and why?

>>158375970
A common speculation is that it's an encoded transmission they're sending to their HQ.

>>158375970
Autism

Whoever thought this daily was a good idea should be shot. You can't even use a drill as it doesn't get completed.

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>manage to pull through and finish OD white XMAS with a bunch of randoms
>host goes on to start up santa's workshop
>guy gets tased and whines then leaves the game
>we manage to pull through because the bot that took over his AI revived us all and we finished the heist
I know you guys hate pub blogs but this was fucking mint

>>158378219
i like pub blogs

post /pdg/tan lewds

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>>158326105

FUCK I FORGOT TO CLAIM MY SAFE ON SUNDAY WHY DIDNT YOU REMIND ME NOW I HAVE TO DO IT ON TUESDAYS

new achievements boys

oOooOooOo

OYY! CHAYEEEEEENS FOOOLLOOOW MEEE

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we bouta get spooky boys

You can run, but you'll only die tired.

>>158380134
>>158380186
3 Achievements just for difficulty "levels".

Still, dat No Mercy HYPE.

le spook

>>158380882
>no diamond heist
>no no mercy
>no heat street
>no green bridge
>instead got the two shittiest pdth heists

>>158380270
AWOOOOOOOOOO WOLFIE
COME ON MATE

>>158375970
A more important question is why are they called cloakers when they're completely visible one hundred percent of the time?

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>>158383895

99% of the time anon

>>158383895
They were originally going to be called spooks until overshill realised they would have to pay more money to record voice lines

>finish Jacket's Night Out side job
>don't get credit for it
Great programming OVK. Either you can't give me credit properly or there's another aspect to it you forgot to put in the description. Either way you're retarded.

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>pre-housewarming update
>DW is impossible with pubs!!
>able to still complete most DW jobs with about 75% success

>post-housewarming update
>OD is impossible with pubs!!
>all but one of my OD completions are with pubs
>join a pub this morning doing transport harbor
>end up doing all but one transport jobs with only one failed attempt

I wonder when people say that playing with pubs is impossible, is it the pubs that's the problem or is it you?

>>158384834
maybe its like the jiro mission for melee killing dominated cops where you only get credit if you're the host

>>158384834
>Do daily only using card and picklock, it doesn't get completed somehow
>Use a drill on ATM and NPCs at the edge of the maps are alerted and call the cops.
So many bugs have appeared.

>>158384963
if I see another rogue ctv silenced akimbo 0-infamy 67 bodhi silencioso hoxhud 300 ping jose.perez.2002 in my OD game I'm gonna rage

>>158388118
>not using NGBTO
pretty sure the problem is (You)

>>158384226
spooks sounded retarded

>>158384834
Have to do it without bots, as them shooting nullifies the trophy.

So yeah, just retarded.

>>158388342
>unironically using NGBTReddit
Hahahaha, fuck off shitter.

>>158390295
>mods are hard

>>158390295
>t. 32h XXV-100 all skills enabled

>>158389480
>implying this is bad
it's piss easy even without bots, it's not like you have to do it on overkill or above, doing it solo on normal is a cakewalk.

>>158384194
>Holo on a Swedish K

Hideous.

What's the point of sniper rifles if most combat is closer and ammo is scarce? I feel like my shotgun just outclasses it everywhere. The only case where I would prefer it is to pierce shields.

>>158393518
specials > LMGs > akimbo > shotguns > snipers >>>>>>>> rifles

>>158393518
>pierce shields

whats the point? just shoot or melee them they fall over

>>158392350
Uh, them not explicitly saying so IS bad.

Use your brain.

>FAKs can now instantly replenish armor

y/n?

>>158392350
If something DISQUALIFIES the trophy/achievement, then it should fucking say so.

>>158394253
N

I don't want people using my FAKs because their armor is at 30%.

Just tried to get the daily Jacket safehouse achievement with pubs. I only used my melee weapon and didn't get it, so I'm assuming team mates ruin it. DOes anyone know if AI heister guns will ruin the achievement? Do I really have to do this solo?

>>158394679
This guy >>158389480 says no bots.

>>158394679
>DOes anyone know if AI heister guns will ruin the achievement?
It do

>Do I really have to do this solo?
Yes

>>158393883
You're joking right?
Akimbo is garbage
Rifles > LMGs
Specials are garbage

>>158394253
FAKs were a mistake.

>>158395001
t. mayhem fag

>>158389480
So they forgot to put "the whole crew" in the description.

>>158394809
THOSE GOD DAMN DIRTY JEWS GIVE ME MY CONTINENTAL SHEKELS!!!!!!!

>>158395107
Overkill, the best difficulty

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>Medics have a 1/10 chance to drop an FAK when they die.
y/n?

>>158395001
>Akimbo is garbage
AUUUGUHGHGHUHGGHGUUGHGHUGHUG
u taek taht back nigger!!!!!!!!!!!
its not true its not true its not true its not true its not true its not true its not true its not true its not true its not true its not true its not true its not true its not true

>>158397545
N

You kill a medic every 20 seconds. The map would be littered.

>>158389480
>Did it without bots, drills nor used deployables and still didn't get it.
It's some bs.

>>158398626
Did you do it solo while hosting?

>Join
>Carry
>Get 2 friend requests
"Sorry not looking to make friends"
>Leave
damn it feels good to be a gangster

>>158397685
>20 seconds
it feels like a lot more than that

>>158399053
It HAS to be solo? I tried to do it with a friend, if it's only doable in solo then that should be put on the description.

>>158399687
Well it was more asking about whether you were host.

Who was hosting? Did your friend get it?

>>158399493
Whatever.

Am i crazy for thinking that one of the SMG's in the John Wick pack are wildly OP and basically an AK

>>158400030
the Krinkov is wildy OP and is an AK

>>158400254
and the CR905b is basically a straight upgrade and also not slavshit

jacket's night out requires you to actually never kill anyone with any weapon

good job overkill

>>158400429
nope it doesn't

>>158400858
daily_night_out = {
trophy_stat = "daily_night_out",
everyone_killed_by_weapons = 0,
job = "nightclub"
},

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>>158401137
I did it with playing cards. Killed three guards and one civ.

Solo on normal without bots

>>158401238
throwables aren't treated as weapons in the code

>>158401372
Throwables do disable a lot of weapon-specific achievements.

Like Failed Assasination.

>>158401372
Neat. That's good to know.

>>158401513
trophy_jfk = {
trophy_stat = "trophy_jfk",
job = "man",
difficulty = overkill_and_above,
everyone_used_weapon_category = "snp",
everyone_killed_by_melee = 0,
everyone_killed_by_grenade = 0,
equipped_team = {
num_skills = 0,
primary_category = "snp",
armor = "level_1"
}
},

killed_by_grenade = 0

Throwables aren't "weapons", they're all "grenades".

You
oOooOooOo

Can
oOooOooOo

Run,
oOooOooOo

But
oOooOooOo

You Can't
oOooOooOo

Hide
oOooOooOo

>>158399736
Yeah they were, but they didn't get it either, we ran it some 9 times till the point where we just killed all the guards till we got the card and picklocked the safe. Could it be that there's a minimal difficulty?
>>158400429
So you can ECM the door, picklock the safe and run out without killing anyone at all, not even guards?
>>158401372
>>158401238
>>158401513
So in reality we can only use melee, or is this complete random to say that if it counted or not?

>>158401372
Me and my crew did it with melee and everyone got it.

>>158402368
yes, you can do a stealth rush

melee also counts as "weapons", that's why it doesn't work for people even though the description says otherwise.

>>158402329
>You Can't oOooOooOo
What did ovenkill mean by this?

>>158402605
unless using melee is fine but i'm getting conflicting reports on this right now but I just advise doing it with throwables only and never fire any guns