/ss13g/ - Spessman on a Spess Station General

New coder discord
https://discord.gg/fE3Ts8A

>>158267851
>coders break off and make their own speshul klub discord

This is the kind of stuff that makes players not like coders.

Let's come up with ideas for megaprojects: I have heard proposed the idea of a shield barrier to protect the station from meteors, but be a complete bitch to set up and eat up massive power draw from engineering for example.

I think following that line chemistry could have command release pills or CRPs: pills that have nanomachines attached to them that release chemicals into a person's body on command via the CMC. This kind of pill would ideally be a late game option for chemists, and require higher end science shit to produce.

And seeing as its limited by a doctor having to command it's release via a CMC, I don't think it's too broken of an idea. I just wanted some input from the thread and see what you guys think before I decided to formally propose it.

>>158268452
>implying you liked them before

>>158268495
>locking more things behind science
s t o p
What we really need is another way for new things to be added besides just dumping them in the protolathe.

>>158268608
How do we incorporate research better into the rest of the station.

This is a RESEARCH station after all, why does literally only a 10x5 room contain every possible goodie and no one else does.

>>158268495
>Hi I'm here for the 50DD CRP, my cloning backup, my hyperzine pillbottle and my pill collector to hold all the random pills I took from the fridge. It's OK I already told the AI to bolt open genetics :)

>>158268608
Hmmm alright you got a point, then maybe require something nuts like 5 nanomachines per pill to activate? I just want it to be where you can't shit them out <20 mins in.

nanomachines are a fucking terrible meme and it's doubly retarded for something so heinously OP to be locked behind "you have to cook roburgers and grind them"
literally the method of acquisition is to nigger some flour because flour + robot head = fucking magic and nothing else will work
it's indescribably stupid

>>158268516
>coders force through changes no one likes
>players call them dumb for it
>coders cry like babies and run away to their own safe space

People only hate coders when they casually push stupid changes or remove loved features. And running away screaming about anyone speaking up about them doesn't do anything to try mend the gap between players and coders.

>>158269036
I'd call this projection but honestly I don't know where ANY of this could have come from.

What reality are you living in?

>>158269127
Hows it projecting when its literally what has happened?

>>158269318
None of those things has happened.

I can only guess you are mistakenly talking about TG where this actually happens.

>>158269402
it's just scary when it happens here because it's like we're slowly becoming TG

Tell me of a good way to mechanically lock it behind something where you cant make CRPs till later in a round. I ideally want it where most people except for the heads and maybe a few sec officers have CRPs in them.

>>158269462
The only way we're like TG is in the amount of complaints there are, too bad ours are about FUCKING NOTHING.

>>158269507
you gotta order them from cargo ;^)

>>158268495
>>158269507
Why are you so keen on calling them "release pills" when they're literally chemical implants?
They are a thing that already exists
I've even had a Warden go through the effort of getting me, a sec officer, a Doctor's Delight chemical implant and give me a codeword to activate if it needed
It didn't really work out and it's not practical in the least but after the effort he went through I didn't have the heart to tell him

>>158269515
Yep I could point to you to a hundred examples of collab abuse and ignored player outrage there for every one you poit out to me here

>>158269507
the chemist needs help from another department to make them :^)

>>158269693
How many units can a Chem implant hold?

I want to ERP with Lizelle!

>Spawn as my blind static
>Traitor
>deal with it, decide to just dick around
>get murdered by sabotaged borg who was really nice to me last round
>come back as a borg
>spend rest of the round trying to help out same borg that killed me
At least we made it onto the shuttle. Thanks, purple man. Sorry you died.

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>DrCelt, someone who didn't have admin privileges on the Discord, is a faggot
>Cluster blames all admins
What did he meme by this?

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WELP, I bumblefucked around as a borg for that round, but overall that was a fun one, shame I couldn't have been more help.

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>>158270940
>me on the right

>Actually get a competent security and crew members willing to help me with solving crimes.
That's a new one.

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>dick off in viro all round
>get chased by angry antag in medbay when shuttle shows up
>they show up and shoot at a sec officer at escape
>I robust them with their own weapons
>officer spaces himself trying to space the corpse
>sit on shuttle dispensing my spidervomit virus
>nothing happens in the time it takes to get to centcomm

>>158270983
>not an admin on discord
>a headmin on the server

Really makes you think doesn't it?

should i make a new randomname slot for shitting around as graytide?

>>158271109
Yes? No? What difference does it make

>>158271098
Credit where it's due, this more accurately reflects his untouchable, unquestioned power.

>>158271109
Sure, Grey Tidingtons sounds nice

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>finish working on my section of a group project
>just realized I listened to this on repeat for 7 straight hours
https://youtu.be/wJzPhRJRgFA

>>158271098
>This is all 100% related to the Discord/IRC, not the game itself
Really gets the ol' noggin working.

>>158271190
If he's saying 'admin faggots' ruined it, and Celt is both a known admin, and a known faggot, then I don't see how it is inaccurate.

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>>158259364
>>158259663
No, you're fucking wrong and part of the problem with all this bullshit that's been going on.

Stop fucking shitflinging against coders, you're an admin and expected to act better than this.

And since you're lying through your teeth, for the past few weeks celt goes on spam sprees every few days where he'll spam @Coder and @MoMMi markov(@Coder) to spam people just to piss them off. It's not "four times".

He spammed @Server Admin using adminhelps at first, he spammed @Coder, he spammed @MoMMi markov(@Coder) since most of the coders blocked him, he's spammed individual people (like niggly), he's spamming @markov() on individual people (like niggly) and then finally he had his faggot buttbuddy (probably you) unban him each time he got banned for being an absolute fucking cunt.

This isn't even counting the bullshit he did not involving mentions like randomly deleting people's messages, which is what got him removed from the server admin group.

>>158271339
And I forgot to mention, you're probably also the cunt that kicked clusterfack when he was spamming @Server Admin after Celt got unbanned yet again, leading to the other server being made.

>>158271058
This! Cant believe we actually found clues n shit

I was dick kickem - it was like a detective film noire desu

>>158271339
NIGGLY AND CELT BROKE UP
ALL GOOD IS LOST ON THIS EARTH

>>158271339
is celt 15?

>>158271339
?That bottom right panel
Looks like he was in #voice-chat-nomic, people usually ping when responding to someone with a mic/specific person.

>>158271426
Celt is 19

>>158271339
Why is Celt even still an admin if he acts like such a child?

>>158271715
He's leaving in 2 months so he needs to be remembered.

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>>158271076
>robusted
LITERALLY
ONE
PUSH

IVE NEVER BEEN SO SALTY

>>158271339
Who gives a single fuck what goes on in the discord
The discord is fucking faggy and it should be destroyed

>>158272112
I'd like to dispel the delusion that anything that goes on in the discord is any more or less faggy than what goes on in the thread daily.

>>158271339
Based on the timestamps on the linked post with an image, I can come to the conclusion that they were made by someone from the PST timezone, since I am also from the PST timezone.

Great work kolith.

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>>158271339
When will the people who flings themselves into this shit step back and remember this is a silly little sprite game about a bunch of cunts on a space station?

Why do people get so upset to where you can see their mental health leaking from every word they type?
can't we all get along

>>158272424
OH SHIT

BUSTED

DEADMIN KOLITH WHEN????????

>>158272668
actually it makes sense that it'd be kolith doing it, he basically rides celt's and sawbones's cock on a constant basis

>>158272809
Celt doesn't like sawbones though

>>158272867
But sawbones likes Celt.

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>>158273157
But Sawbones doesn't like Dixie, so who cares.

>>158272437
I agree mr doggo poster, we should all stop being mean and instead work on ways to grow closer as a community. As the leading candidate for headmin I say we should all be on first name basis with each other and stop with the stupid fucking drama and shit flinging holy fuck why is everyone so mad all the time lmao it's just a game lighten up

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>cluster literally makes a coder metaclub proving everything celt said was right

>>158271540
>I'm older than celt
fuck

>>158273434
>Name rescued doggo Drungi the Bonethirsty
>Peed in the house today
Even from beyond the spaceman grave, Elim haunts me.

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What the fuck is all this fag shit in the thread
Post memes

People who intentionally try and draw attention to themselves are scum.

>>158273564
yeah same lmao
t. discord

>>158273564
I want to express my opinion about the cluster/celt drama but I feel like I am intentionally drawing attention to myself and end up talking myself out of it.

>>158273795
No, no, please do. This is for everyone.

>>158273795
Don't hold back on us now you nigger

>>158273795
Do it mate, nothing to lose.

Now that we went full "gee thread two discords?", shouldn't we add them to the OP?
Mostly to reduce the sense of metaclub-ness at least, and maybe, possibly, keep them tied together through the thread, sorta?

>>158274442
FUCK
NO
We shouldn't be encouraging them

Guys, if we keep heading down this road, we're going to become /gsg/

>>158274465
we shouldn't let things tear apart either

>>158274465
That is genius, if I make the next thread they are both going in

>>158274442
Its bumfuck retarded we got a single one, we do not need two of them, especially a coding one made by coders who want to remove mining, round start cryo, make oxy tanks last a maximum of 10 minutes, make APC batteries last 30 seconds with ahitty substations everywhere, make every single machine break and eating engines to fix it for the sake of !!!INTERACTIONS!!!, so on.

>>158273795
Just tell us what you have to say, I, for one, won't think you're just attentionwhoring

>>158273848
>>158274115
>>158274361
>>158274615
I was secretly attentionwhoring by saying that I didn't want to
Thanks for feeding me i'll be here all night try the veal tip your waiter

>>158273795
You wouldn't mention it if you weren't gonna do it, so spit it out, cunt

>>158274590
What's really retarded is to hinder the thread from interacting with the coder discord and keep it a seekrit club, instead of keeping up to date with their bullshit and stay steady to stop them if they try weird shit, instead of getting a fucking christmas surprise on github and shit exploding all at once.
The discord has lived too long to be killed now, there's no sense in dividing the comunity over the thread and the discord instead of keeping everything tied together

>>158271339
>>158272424
Honestly, adminning kolith was a fucking mistake.

DrCelt and kolith deadminned when?

>>158274763
How many layers of irony are you even on, bro?

>>158274784
Another great deed of Mustard"unban 2hotdogs"Tiger

>>158274837
SUCC

>>158274780
While informing people is good, we have tried to talk to coders, shit didn't work out at all with pjb and cluster, all others either don't care or just suck up the duo, if you honestly think its worth showing the discord, by all means, go for it, hut it won't result well, bet my ass on it.

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reminder

>pomf will never destroy the discord and ban sawbones for starting all this shit

how do i get back into the game after sperging out and getting myself permad a month or so ago
i love /vg/ so much but im afraid ill get called out and get my remains of a social status ruined

>>158275047
Sawbones is behind this entire thing.
Think about it: Have you ever seen Sawbones, Celt, and Cluster in the same place at the same time?

>>158275067
Talk to admins privately, make new account with their aceptance, change speech mannerisms and apearence, don't be a girl, don't be a faggot, ta daa, simple shit.

>>158275116
Yeah, in the discord.

>>158275039
Still relevant

>>158275225
>implying sawbones can't just multikey
THEY'RE ALL THE SAME PEOPLE ANON CAN'T YOU SEE IT THEY'RE ALL POMF USING PUPPET ACCOUNTS TO FURTHER HIS CHICKEN AGENDA

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>>158275945
THEY KNOW, SHUT IT DOWN

>>158275945
But pomf is a nice guy that loved us all and protected us from shit like the lockbox PR anon, he even posted icecrean recipes in the thread.

He even blame the Jews for the discord ballmalarkey, don't you shitpost on our glorious overlord.

>>158276213
I agree, he's the best and deserves nothing but love and seeds for his chicken agenda

>>158276456
Someone should ship him some icecream and corn if he set up a address to send him stuff, that'd be a good laugh.

this episode of server drama is particularly dry and tedious

>>158276592
Would you prefer mass waifu posting or deluded pomf hating then? Maybe some rp and coderbus hate?

Its drama, it ain't meant to be fun, it is what it is, complaining it ain't fun makes no sense.

>>158276583
why not corn flavoured ice cream haha thats weird
that would be weird though haha
not in a sexual way haha but it would be weird

>>158276751
>t. nervous but hungry pomf

>>158276709
Cluster is cute! CUTE!

>>158276751
>Its a actual thing
What the fuck, why would anyone make icecream out of corn, I draw the line at mango, corn is just pushing it.

It is plain and clear that there is an issue with drama inside this community. Therefore, I Anonymous have done my best, you see the solution is very simple and it only took me many hours of critical thinking and the consumption of gasoline to see the truth on how to resolve this. Drama Kids will be subjected to a game of Board Game Online. Whoever wins is ordained as having the superior argument and they may chose whether the loser is banned or not.

>>158276859
>I draw the line at mango
Mango ice cream is great you don't even know

I want to go to Scotland with Celt!

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>>158276859
The next thread should have this as the OP image.
/ss13g/ corn ice cream edition

>>158276952
>With the actual corn besides it
Okay now you're pushing it

>>158276831
Cluster is a alright guy who forgot how the server goes and thinks the entire player base is completely morons as a excuse to think he is better and always right. If only he returned to reason mate, I would have no issues with him, he actualy seems alright.
>>158276906
Said I draw the line, not that I don't enjoy it, its my favorite flavor of icecream anon, sorbet is just so fucking good

>>158277037
I want to marry Celt!

>>158277037
all that is needed to kick that mentality to the curb is to have them play on the server
should be enforced

>>158277119
Marrying a Irish IRA dicksucking, catboy loving, bug causing, promise breaking, discord spamming, faggot anime loving, pansy, actually faggot potato nigger is a bad endgame anon.
>>158277138
Unless pomfkins in his limited time forces em to it, ain't happening.

>>158277274
my parents don't let me go to sleepovers unless the person inviting me posts a photocopy of their dad's credit card

hey my mom said it's okay if you guys wanna come play video games and sleep over she's making lasagna

hey my coderbus said it's okay if you guys wanna come not play video games and sleep over >she's making drama

>>158277337
DELETE THIS

>>158277365
>>158277336
please do not

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>>158277336
alright I grabbed it from his wallet

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>>158277414
>Jew credit card
My face hurts from smiling and laughing anon, thanks.

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>>158276982
did u draw this anon

>>158277250
I want to hear Celt say he loves me in his tiny leprechaun voice!
I want to be the catboy in his gay anime!

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>>158277414
thanks they say I can come over now
can we also make crystals inbeteen games? I did it at Billy's house it was real fun

>>158277610
>assistant_learns_to_ gheto_chem_mustard_ gas.jpg

>>158277610
ya but first we're gonna watch goosebumps

>>158277610
After all these years crystals still bring a smile to my face

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>
remembering when someone tried to make an ss13 meetup in the middle of the russian wilderness

>>158277832
>in the middle of the russian wilderness
Was Shiggy hoping his waifu of that week would show up?

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Am I too late to the dankest and freshest drama?

>>158277808
There is a newspaper somewhere in spanish that a dumb fucking kid almost died and cited "a message board" for why did he even try.
Too bad I don't have the image.

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>>158277747
my older brother gave me a goosebumps double episode called "a serbian film" he said it's almost as scary as that one with the masks but not quite
I found that mask episode not that scary so this would be real easy to watch i reckon
can we make some desert at 11pm its the latest I've been up and we can probably sneak into the kitchen and make something
what do you think we should make?

>>158277897
Not if you make more oc anon, keep it coming.

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>>158277897

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>>158277926
All I got on hand is this

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>Sure, anyone can code for our server!
>Just read the sign first.

>>158277969
Don't you post that image macro ever again

Worst shitter?
>Kilkun

>>158278108
>Almost exactly 1000 years before Celt's 100 bug deadline
As it is writte, it will be

>>158278147
There are two kind of shitters
The permabanned, and the ones that are yet to be permabanned

>>158278167
>1000 years

>>158278147
Probly a random clown or some waifu staticnamer, I dunno.

>>158278305
fug

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>>158278126
I have a fuckton of shitty pics that I pulled off of google images to shitpost once and never use again. I doubt I'll ever find a use for that pic again.

>>158278147
>plapatin

this nigger wants to be laughed at, read his appeal http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=3175

>>158278448
>11k pics
Anon, let go, delete that shit.

>>158278487
Wait, wasn't that the guy who completely sperged at the Admins to talk since he was so lonely alongside a ton of fuckups?

Jesus, why is he here again

>>158278491
Why would I? I still have a little under a terabyte left on the hard drive that holds this shit.
I know I'm a hoarder when it comes to this shit

>>158278448
That should be a lower case C. It's 4chan not 4Chan baka

>>158278601
Do you hoard only data shit or do you hoard physical stuff too?

>>158278601
It's 11k reaction images anon, you need at best 60, not 11000

Let go and delete them.

>>158278571
yeah, almost feel bad for him, the last thing he said before getting bannu'd was something about having a normal conversation with the admins because his family refuses to talk with him irl

>>158278657
Only digital stuff. If I hoarded physical shit I would get pissed off from tripping on shit. Out of sight, out of mind right?

>>158278640
I'll camelCase whatever the fuck I want

>>158278690
I probably should have been more clear. That is the accumulation of most of the pictures I've saved off of 4chan along with some of my reaction images, not 11k reaction images.

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>>158278448
I lost my folders so many times due to HDD failure.

>>158278736
Just have the admins get him in that 7 cups of coffee website or something to keep his social needs in check, that should do it.

>>158278776
Sorry we use snake case as our code standard. You need to type it as 4_chan

>>158278776
You can camelCaseCatchTheseHands, motherfucker.

>>158278882
Its called camel case you subvox scum

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>>158278882
>tfw realizing I'm not even consistent in my use of camel case throughout my 4chan folder

>Solarious is rule 0'd for causing forum drama like 3 times
>Celt spans coders making discord unusable, abuses the bot to spam highly, gets kickbanned dozens of times only to come back and keep doing it. Writes a dramatic forum post (hitpiece) and anonymously shitposts Cluster.

Were Celt not an admin, and not "leaving" in 2 months he'd have been banned ages ago, consider that.

>>158279352
Spams*
Niggly*

>>158279000
Are you retarded?

>>158279352
Hi Cluster

>>158278736
update: according to a hippiemin this fucko's 13 holy shit

>>158279713
That's not how Cluster writes. (If you wish to challenge me on this please provide examples.)

Hey guys, I was about to get back to spess again after a year off, and-
>read the thread
>drama everywhere
Guess I'll come back next year, when the shitstorms hopefully die down.

>>158279769
Won't miss you

>>158279769
Come back new years of 2017

Any good medium RP servers besides /vg/station?

>>158279935
Looking forward?
, to 2017

>>158279729
>the sperg with social problems also happens to be 13
Keep him out, please.

>>158280064
I know I'm looking forward to it

>>158279942
Colonial Marines :^)

It was all going almost perfectly until I forgot I had a voice changer on.

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>ABLOOBLOO STOP BULLYING CLUSTER
I will when he stops merging his own shit and then throwing a shitfit when someone reverts it

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>atmos flood
>atmosian comes into brig to fix it, I ask him what happened
>mfw he has his ID in hand and talks with his voice changer on

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tfw virology

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>get AutoTraitored the same millisecond a borg stun batons me

Scared the shit outta me, it took me a second to understand what happened - shitload of red letters appear in my box the same time borg hits me? I thought I got human-emag'd or Clockwork Cult'd or some shit

>>158280847
I was right there to drag his ass to the execution chamber too

>>158280864
>even giving antags the virus
doing it wrong retard

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>>158280908
everyone deserves my gifts, anon
even syndicate scum

>>158280847
>>158280902
>killing someone over a voice changer they could have picked up or found
kill yourselves you metagaming fucktards

>>158280963
yeah sure, he could have found that modified flaregun we found on him too, or that parapen. would have cloned him if it wasnt for that

>>158280963
hi atmos traitor

>>158281000
>>158281004
the cancer of /vg/station

>>158280963
>finding contraband and not reporting it to security

Deserves whatever happens to you

>>158281004
Not me.

>>158281041
Point me where a voicechanger is contraband
I'll wait

>>158281110
ok but post it first

>>158281110
8/10

>>158281110
10/10

>>158280815
Sup sawboner, why not post the OP of that PR as well

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>>158281110
rate my original virus, very professionally produced

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Rate this original content, very professionally produced

>>158281030
>he is an antag
>he has traitor gear
>he is caught and permabrigged
>he will ahelp
>he will complain in OOC
>he will whine in the thread
>he is the cancer of /vg/

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>>158281226
>check my admin app
heh / 10

>>158281226
>All those B lister Waifus
Kek

>>158277861
Nope, that was DrLeprikon.
I doubt she'd show up though seeing as cold fish don't do well in the wilderness.

>>158281267
show me where syndicate soap is permabrig under spacelaw
I'll wait

>>158281645
come and stop me. the weak should fear the strong.

>>158281645
only shit officers dont directly put people with syndiesoap into the gibber and put the meat in the cremator

>>158282221
>not using the ashes from the cremator to make some syndicate-free soap
Shameful.

How do we make visiting the bar/kitchen more encouraged?
Alcohol is straight up harmful and vending machines invalidate the chef

>>158283046
allow erp

>>158281645
Unless they fucked off to spess, I'll permabrig em and you can't do shit about it.

>>158283046
Ahelp for hardcore mode
>>158281508
>cold fish
Shit I thought this was like 2014

>>158283046
By having bartenders who can actually RP and remodel the bar

>>158283264
Nah, it was last autumn. Nothing came of it sadly, I'd probably enjoy the company of foreign autists.

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>>158282457
>forgetting the lampshades

>>158283206
enjoy your job ban

>>158283306
>le remodel the bar meme
they're bartenders, not engineers

>>158283439
You don't have to be an engineer to know how to build chairs and tables

on the note of remodelling bar

how do I pick up all the candles/forks faster? fucking rubbish everywhere

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>>158283439
>bartenders are literally given tables to set up in the back room
>bruh, it's the engineers job to remodel the bar

>>158283264
>Ahelp for hardcore mode
what's this do? Accelerate the need to eat?

>go full autistic Top Chef

>I can churn out high quality food faster than people bother coming to eat it, hyperzine invalidates the disadvantages of being hungry
t-thanks science

>>158283743
>be medbay
>get hungry
>see kitchen counter is packed with a shit load of food
>grab and eat a dish
>stuffed already
>feel bad that I couldn't eat any more
>complement the chef
>leave him in his den of sadness and go back to work

>>158283498
Garbage bag. there's one in a room in maintenance south of escape, just around the corner from Ghetto botany and south solars.

>>158283870
>Get hungry
>Eat chefs food
>Take a shitload of damage
>Weld through the table and beat the chef to death

>be double agent
>stay outside medbay and check something on PDA
>other agent comes by, pulls out a gun and e-sword
>shots me in the head but I manage to unload revolver into him and get into med
>scream for sec, they bring him dying to medbay, fellow doctor fixes my head
>during surgery HoS questions me, tells that guy was pretty hurt and wants to search me
>I have syndie bundle in backpack
>I give him my gun and say I disarmed this agent and unloaded his gun into him
>say that he had e-sword too but I don't have it, only gun
>he cuffs me and leaves
>2 minutes later HoS says I'm clear and thanks me for helping to catch a syndie
>hide rest of my bundle in maintenance
>get a call and have to ride to the other side of the city

>>158279942
Baystation

Any time I pick up a box from inside a bag the sprite doesnt show up in my hands and I cant open it. Anyone else encountered this?

>be ling
>nonantag shoots infected blood at me
>screwdriver to the eye
>justice served
Shame I forgot to ahelp it

Log timestamps are in Central time, right?

>>158284727
Pacific I believe

>>158284727
They're in whatever timezone it's currently 04:42 in

>>158284727
Eastern

>>158284618
actually its when i pick up anything from inside a bag

>>158284856
Report bug

>>158283046
Make food have better effects and booze get you some bonuses.

I mean, why would you drink anything buy gyro for fun, lifeline and doctors for healing, Joe for noir, only thing useful in bottles is the free stun, unless you mildly rp.

>>158284973
>not playing miner, sit alone on roid, mine everything you can without saying a word to anyone, then come back, bring everything to RnD and waste yourself in bar so hard your liver fails

>>158285064
Whilst no doubt fun to do, I quit doing it since medbay has better shit to do than cure my liver, and that's if they even find me in the bar.

>>158285064
>Not mining to get as much money as possible, then playing lottery and randmoly sending chunks of it at crewmates through the PDA
do you even philanthropy dude

>>158285162
>medbay has better shit to do than cure my liver
We don't, really

>Be late join Captain.
>Shit happens, group of people premabriged for raiding armory escapes.
>Decide to give them trial.
>HONK HONK HONK.
>Door opens and they run with clown.
>Capture one.
>SUDDENLY get secret message on PDA about secret bar in maint.
>Decide to check it still pulling the prisoner.
>It really is secret min bar with cute runes and skeleton.
>Uncuff guy and start drinking with him.
>Absinthe appears on table.
>Drink five cupps in 15 minutes.
>In meantime METEORS, BLOB AND CARPS.
>My liver still working and I'm still standing. Barkeep can't believe this shit.
>Ask for vodka.
>One sip.
>Fall on the floor and never wake up.

>In meantime shuttle itself is burning and everybody screams "Where is captain".

You think you're robust? Try to rip off award of efficiency on the HoP's office wall

>>158285787
Ive done more robust shit than that, will greentext if anyone is interested.

>>158286575
No one cares

Is talking about other stations allowed here or is this /vg/station circlejerk only?

>>158287301
circlejerk only

>>158286575
Are you autistic?

>>158287301
>he doesn't know vg station is just backups server for hippie

what is babel syndrome?

>>158287491
makes you forget every language and gives you a random one
think the tower of babel from the bible

>>158287491
Probably makes you speak in other language

Can you remove data about virus from medical database? So it doesn't appear when you scan someone with medical scanner

>>158281226
>put in with the newbie waifus
But why

where can I find a list of all the syndromes for virology?

>>158285631
>tfw drinking so much that you stop being drunk
>drinking yourself sober is literally in the code, even if it is just a bug

>>158288056
On wiki, link in OP

>>158288208
yea I found it
it didn't have everything for some reason

The friggin Kolith is a great new admin, once again proving discord players are better than non-discord players. Hats off to the bones himself to creating this place for great players to be born

>>158288675
Stupid shill fuck off

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I wonder if cryoxadone still heals you through this

>>158288760
It does, cryo chamber pipes are insulated.

>>158288804
I'm surprised fires that hot don't fuck up something with the sensitive equipment

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baby's day out mode when

>player controlled baby spawns at roundstart
>captain has to secure him
>anywhere from 2-5 undercover syndicate agents cooperate to capture him
>baby can resist out of people's grasp/containers and ventcrawl on cooldown timers
>babu gets randomized objectives as the round goes on (e.g. "go to the laundry room," "pet ian," "light somebody's cock on fire"), completing them enhances baby's abilities and strengthens its plot armor for further mischief
>baby must eat regularly or die (to prevent players from locking it in a room for extended periods)
>four minutes before the emergency shuttle docks all agents are notified via pda uplink that a syndicate shuttle will be arriving at one of several random locations at the same time as the emergency shuttle
>if the baby arrives at centcomm, the crew wins
>if the baby arrives aboard the syndie shuttle, the syndicate wins
>if the baby's left on the station or dies, everyone loses (round continues??)

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>pda ai to open bridge so I can get a fireaxe
>immediately rats me out
>cant emag the fireaxe case but the ai can open it

>>158288963
Fucking kill yourself already.

fuck
some of the food in this game looks so good
i wish i wasn't poor and starving all the time

>>158267727
Fucking hell, i thought this was a ss13 general. But it isn't it's highschool drama between a handful of petulant children. I'm glad I never started playing on this server as I imagine it's just bickering in ooc

>>158288991
>not just using the multitool that's like 5 tiles away to open it

>>158289307
didn't matter anyway, HoS apprehended and perma'd me and then sent me to the asteroid after implanting me with everything

>>158287491
>This nerd doesn't know about tower of babel
Do you even christian son?

>>158289285
Oh yeah, it's terrible in OOC. There's currently arguments about whether or not futa is gay, if Niggly ever really loved Celt, who should be the next coder headmin (by popularity contest), and which waifu of this batch is superior (rated by their bust size)
Better steer clear, yes?

>>158289285
Good riddance.

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>>158289285
ye fark off ya kahnt

You can deadmin one current trialmin, who do you choose?

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>>158291004
Kangaroos are fucking bizarre and creepy. They're so human-like.

why aren't we allowed to kill someone in revenge or if they annoy us? Admins should only be there to protect against metagaming, griffing, and senseless killing.

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>>158291041
they're a more human evolution of an abbo mate jesus dont be so rough on the pooftahs

>>158291036
You.

>>158288868
I'd be perfectly happy with fires fucking up machines if they also fucked up borgs and mommis.

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>>158276820

>>158291125
>why arent we allowed to senselessly kill somebody
>admins should be here to disallow senseless killing
u r smert

>>158277897
YOU CUT OFF THE PART WHERE THE SIGN SAYS "NO SHITCODE CLUB" AND CELT SAYS "BUT YOU LET DYLAN IN" NOW THE GIF DOESN'T HAVE A JOKE ANYMORE

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>>158283264
Yearly reminder this man has my address and sent me clickity clack the space crab.

this just in
according to clusterfack, the only point of space lube is to be invisible
slipping people is an afterthought

>>158292540
FUCK OFF CLUSTER

>>158292337
Are you writing from his sex dungeon?

>>158288991
AI should be reprimanded for that.
Its laws don't tell it to rat anyone out

>>158293298
its laws also don't tell it not to

>>158288341
try reading the code then, and update the wiki

I miss surfer </3

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I highly doubt the results of this will change over the next 6 days the poll will be active, and it's about what I expected.

Thank you for participating in democracy.

>>158293359
i mean
laws don't tell the AI not to fludd with n2o either

>>158294373
Personally, I don't really have a problem with the idea of a headcoder, but there's nobody currently around who would be appropriate. Only two of our active collabs ever actually play the game and neither wants the job.

>>158294373
You expected to come out second?

>people voted for intigracy

>>158294235
Emilia kidnapped her

>>158294809
If you had a kidnapped surfer girl in your bedroom, what would you do with her

>>158281508
DrLeprikon is a crazy stalker russian man

Why can't mommi print rare metals? This is fucking bullshit.

>>158294894
Just like I, no?

>>158295163
Nowhere near on the same caliber as that crazy fuck

>>158294891
Call her a jew.

>>158295198
Phew. Still room to grow.

>>158295090
because coders hate mommis

>>158295436
Don't worry Shiggy, you're a different breed of creep

>>158294660
>people voted for intigracy
Cluster and PJB were the worst option, it's not unexpected that he came third

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>>158295453

>>158295767
>yfw you are banned as a mommi and it just makes you want to play more as one

>Borg keeps trying to polyacid spray me
>Flash it and call it a bad dog
>It keeps trying to polyacid me
>Lock it in a locker
>Let it out five minutes later
>"It looks completely unsalvageable"
hehehehehehe

>>158294376
AIs are reactive, not active.
They'll react to the enviroment according to it's laws, generating an action, a response.
Were they active they'd generate actions of their own volution, rather than responding to anything, and then they'd try to see if said actions can get through the laws.

>>158294660
I expected votes for no to win.

Chad NPCs who weld you into lockers when?

>>158295950
Nonsense.
Why would they initiate actions on their own when their laws don't tell them to?
Do we need to ban all those who exploit Phalanx because their real mind had to figure out what good and evil means?

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>>158281220
Are all viruses airborne ? I wanted to make a beneficial virus that was spread via blood only but never got that trait.

>>158296046
Hey baby wanna mine my shaft?

>>158296068
The only ones I've seen so far are airborne and contact, with contact being a bitch to spread because everyone stays at least three tiles away from each other at all times

>>158296060
>Why would they initiate actions on their own when their laws don't tell them to?
Dude that's what I'm trying to say
Thehy react to their laws, not work around them

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>>158295917
>bring clown to robotics so i can operate on his lungs
>while i'm operating, the roboticist emags me
>Kill him

>>158296110
CHAD THUNDERORGANS HERE

>>158296068
Its possible but rare.

>tfw to smart too play security

>>158296220
I felt your little robo heart break, I'm sorry Applesauce. I wanted to convert him into your brother but I couldnt find his brain.

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>>158295767
Mommis are a blessing.

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I was still laughing like an hour after this happened

>>158296220
That's why I play AI instead of borg now.

>>158297117
I wanted to space myself anyways, but the copious amount of drugs I consumed made my legs not work

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I accidentally recorded like 12 hours of not much so I'm gonna make some shitty webms out of the spess footage I got

>>158297897
>not shouting "BORGS ROGUE BLOW THEM" in common as soon as you see that

>>158297897
>polyacid melts plasteel sheets
>polyacid melts borg chassis
>polyacid melts robot parts

>borgs completely unaffected by polyacid
:thinking:

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>>158297961
>caring

>>158298213
Doesn't melt machines or the hull either.

>>158297897
Realistically what can you possibly do about this borg

>>158298498
flash it B)

>>158298498
The same thing you can do with a normal polyacid grenade.

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>>158298498
this

>>158295697
>intigracy was even an option

>>158298638
>>158298683
Where do I procure a flash

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I like skeletons

>>158298817
From your anus shitlord.

>>158298817
Ahelp or pray for one

>>158298817
Become a rev

>>158298683
>"That's a thing."

Okay, that's good.
What program are you using to chop up footage and make them into webms?

>>158299443
literally google "webm for retards"

>>158299443
I fucked up my settings on shadowplay and accidentally recorded 12 hours of desktop, then used webm for retards to get the good parts

>>158299487
I have that, I thought he used something else.

>>158298817
Head lockers, sec lockers, bridge, and robo all have round start flashes in them.
Sec set one round start.
Robo fabs can make synth ones (only have one use) with some research done.

>>158298817
ahelp

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http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=36&t=3157

>>158300278
>Extended round starts
>Spawns traitors within 5 minutes

D E A D M I N

>>158300278
How does he keep getting away with it?

>>158300759
Post a picture of the wheelbarrow you made faggot

>>158294373
That's 17 to 15, broski.

>>158300830
He's sitting on it.

>>158300278
>waaah he ruined my 3 hour extended snorefest and antagged a bunch of people
Everybody cries for valids but when you get them it's a bad thing? Maybe he pushed too much buttons but that's what trialmining is for ain't it not?
Also:
>caring about what random people on the thread is shitposting about

>>158301009
Fuck what
It's early I forgot that math exists