/utg/ - Undertale General

first for REAL BLOODSHED

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Fish!

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cherish this lizard

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>>158090846
Yay! Free lead!
Me first!

>>158090814

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time for GUNDERTALE

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Nth for I wanna date this mom. Goodnight utg!

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>>158090893

I'm making some music, /utg/, what are you up to besides funposting of course?

>>158090834
All good things die. Best to just let it go.

Although some smaller generals have a Discord but I can't see that going well

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Reminder that I'm still looking for people with extensive Undyne image collections, preferably with pictures from twitter from April and earlier.

>>158091037
It's like 2 am though in burgerland. We are not dead, just asleep

>>158091216
True. Guess since I tend to only post at these ridiculous times I don't know what it's like midday.

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Goat
Husbando

>>158091015
I'm playing KOTOR and just relaxing since I don't have anything to do in the morning. I at least want to finish the first world before I go to bed

>>158091015
In bed.
Too tired to get up, too awake to fall asleep. And I really need sleep it's already 9 in the morning.

Booze stores just opened. Maybe I should fix my insomnia.

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>>158091015
Getting ready for bed

>>158091015
fighting against the sweet clutches of sleep

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Sliding this into BP's mouth.

If Undyne could kill Frisk and avoid melting down on Genocide route, what would happen after the fight is over?

>>158091863
She'd bring the soul to Asgore, and who knows what would happen then.

>>158091863
She would give the soul to Asgore then Asgore would be forced to go through with his genocide plan as his entire race is spurred on against humanity because of Frisk's actions

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But what if fish-woman was a gooper?

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>>158092261
what

Have you ever killed anyone?

>>158092083
>>158092037
This is why Sans is the true hero of genocide

>>158092332
*fucking kills you

>>158092332
Why would you ask me that? Why would I ever kill someone with a knife? Why would I ever?

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>>158092332
No of course not *Fucking shoots you*

Real dead hours.

>>158092674
I HATE IT

>>158091863
She would freak out because she became anime and it's awesome, then she would take Frisk's soul and Asgore would be forced to destroy humanity.
Alphys would be even less confident in herself now that Undyne is even better than before and they probably wouldn't get together.
Monster Kid would literally be foaming at his mouth as soon as he sees her.
Gerson would be proud of her.
Asgore would be broken.
Papyrus would b- oh wait, he is dead.

Skeletonfriend, are you still here?

>>158092674
Well an anon just get murdered. Twice.

>>158092775
I'm not sure if I'm the skelefriend you're looking for, but I am one.

>>158092332
No, but we did have an anon with a kill count of 100+ at one point, a LV of 14.

>>158092897
Are you the skelefriend who gives hugs?

>>158092956
I'm not that skelefriend or the other guy but I'll hug your dick with my mouth

>>158092956
Oh her? No I'm not. But I can give you a hug if you want.

>>158093023
That sounds too lewd sorry.
>>158093046
I can hug you too, thanks anon

You're not on moonside, so, don't describe your least favourite character.

>>158093141
*Hugs*

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Would you eat this cake?

>>158093228
Thanks sweet anon

Which characters should be killed post TP

I want everyone on /utg/ to step on my balls.

>>158093393
Depends if everything on it is only decorations made of frosting or other sweets.

>>158093408
It's no problem, anon. Does something have you bothered?

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>tfw no mommy to take care of you and love you and tell you you're a good boy
>tfw no mommy who will always think you just being around is enough, who will never makesyou get a job and will let you live in her big comfy house forever
>tfw no mommy to snuggle with
>tfw no mommy to make you lots of your tasty favorite food
>tfw no mommy to kiss your forehead before you go to sleep
>tfw no mommy to play video games with even if she doesn't really understand them
>tfw you will never set up your computer at the dining room and her with her laptop and do things with her company and the comfort of knowing she's there
>tfw you will never spend your lonely friday nights with mommy

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>>158093725
>tfw no mommy issues

>>158093706
Nothing worth getting into. I just want to hug is all.

>>158093725
I have quite a collection of greentexts of highly detailed stuff like this that I've written but I don't know if I have it on this laptop.

>>158093510
Hearts are decorations, but everything else is not.

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>>158093854
Oh. Well feel free to ask for a hug any time!

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>>158094114
Thank you anon, you are very nice.

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Reminder that Toriel would not forgive Asriel or Chara.

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>>158094178
You're pretty nice yourself, friend!

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>>158092330
I dunno, I just like the fish woman when she's goopy.

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REAL
MKID
HOURS
https://soundcloud.com/velkrolabel/henrik-the-artist-peddi-max-maxo-suplexmix

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>>158094385
Goopy fish is sad though

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>>158094308
I love these things. Got a source?

>>158094436
This one is from here
http://shitpostundertale.tumblr.com/post/151686096481/

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>>158094436
shitpostundertale on tumblr

http://shitpostundertale.tumblr.com/

they are the fucking best.

Why does everyone have to be so obsessed with sex, /utg/?

>>158094385
>"I DON'T HAVE NIPPLES"
>not "I DON'T HAVE BOOBS"
Papyrus, is there something you're not telling us?

>>158094514
FUCK ME DADDY PLEASE

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Actually, I changed my mind. That last song is more of an afternoon/morning song.
Take this one, instead!
https://soundcloud.com/xmittens/i-love-you-to-much

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This is great.

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Night /utg/

please don't be dead in the morning

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>>158094994
Goodnight I love you!

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flowey sounding anon's dick!
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>>158095126

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>>158094525

>>158095241
...did you just draw this?

>>158095241
If you do this can you draw undyne lifting her shirt?

>>158095418
This please

>>158095126
Huh. It's disappointingly short. I never did thought of associating flowey with sounding. I've mostly seen that from the skelefags

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>>158095418
>>158095475
Oh god yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_87612629&feature=iv&src_vid=KAbfRVjDoMM&v=TAwZXzEMDpc

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>>158095126
> (You) scream the symphony of your people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=havhaDYh0Sc

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>>158094703
>>158094408
>mkidfag correcting his posts
IS HE A BOT OR NOT
I DON'T KNOW WHO TO SHOOT

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>>158093854
i missed huganon?! sorry, was playing a game, thank you papanon for taking care of the hug for me!

>>158095948
they're learning
fire at will

>>158095948
He has ascended to Unshackled AI Mark Keter. Put it down.

Hey this is out of the blue, but does anyone have that picture that furry faggot 0r0chi did of his self insert beating up Sans because he hated Undertale so much? I need a good laugh and can't find it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCYu_VXk_Z4
Whoever is making this AU is too good at this.

What if Undyne has no nipples? They would be absolutely pointless on a monster with such teeth (...ow) and she's a fish anyway.

>>158096118
https://crackervolley.tumblr.com/post/130524755793/god-fucking-damn-i-cant-stand-this-character

Is this it?

>>158096026
It's okay, don't sweat it skeletonfriend. Can I have a hug now though?

>>158096221
YES
Thank you!

goddamn this is still so fucking dumb

>>158096219
Fishtits anon. Her sprite has canon cleavage. Just roll with it.

>>158096065
...did someone say...Keter? God, i hated that lesson.

>>158096221
BAHAHAHAHAHA
https://crackervolley.tumblr.com/post/130530306523/

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>>158096221
Holy fuck, those tags. I've never seen such a high salt concentration.

>>158096219
What's the point of having boobs but no nipples?

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>>158096343
Keter you say?

>>158096423
Japan does it a lot.

>>158096448
That's for censorship reasons, though.

stay away from my mom you furry faggots

>>158096387
To be fair he was probably constantly exposed to secondaries who only know about sans because of the bad time memes. It can get pretty fucking dull after hearing it about three times.

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>>158095272
mhmmm

>>158095418
maybe, I'm actually not a huge straight up smut guy, I usually draw lewd Undertale stuff because it can be funny.

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>>158096258
yeah, no problem! have a nice hug and rest on my shoulder. maybe listen to my heartbeat a bit since you like that.

>>158096521
but anon
you can already call me daddy

>>158093510
Flowey
Asgore
Alphys

>>158096552
>filename
Ecto milk, of course.

>>158096556
Thank you, that sounds just perfect. You are so nice to me.

>>158096520
No? They usually censor the cliteros or the penis head. I think the no nipples thing is a fetish.

Megalovania, now with 350% more edginess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpInL6cSe5E

>>158093798
how do i stop having mommy issues

>>158096423
Ask this guy: >>158095241

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>>158096667
i try. i might be a bit more discreet about it from now on since people are getting really salty, though

>>158096423
what's the point of having nipples but no boobs

nipples are fun to suck on and lick but boobs are fun to squish and shove your face in

everything plays a part

>>158096750
I don't have a reason really, it's just a funny idea that formed from >>158094525

I actually like nipples.

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>>158096691
I wonder how many versions of Megalovania will be in that Underfell game with other AU DLC

>>158096787
That is okay. I'll still recognize you. Are you still tipsy?

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>>158096552
...you're an absolute madman. I like you. Please stay here. Don't leave us. Never leave us.

>>158096902
Propably at least four different renditions, at least.

>>158097050
nah, that kinda wore off a while back. more or less burnt it off while playing league of legends. it was an experience. still made me feel better, though, which is less awful than the stress i've had before. so i'm fairly content.

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What if the spider gets bullied for being a bully herself?

>>158097196
Oh I see. I don't drink much if ever so I never really know how that works. I figured it just lasts until you go to sleep or something. I'm happy to hear you're content now, I am too. Talking to you helps me sleep.

i was able to practice more when i was getting piss drunk and angsty every night maybe o should do that again

>I won't harm you, my child, but I will stop you"
>Kills frisk with magic fire
What a shit character.

>>158097374
she stops trying to kill you if you get too hurt, anon

I've been away for like, several months. Have people realized that Toriel x Asgore is the best Toriel ship yet?

>>158097423
Heh, no.

>>158097291
nah, not always. it's more or less a good feeling for a while, and then it kinda tails off. but that's okay. i'm glad i can help you sleep, huganon. <3

>>158097423
nope
on the bright side, no one seems happy with soriel, either, thank god, i'd rather goatparents than that

>>158097418
she still can kill you tho

>>158097423
no, we've mostly accepted that soriel is the best since toby confirmed it in the q&a along with asgore being in the lizard sandwich ot3

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>>158096902
>I wonder how many versions of Megalovania will be in that Underfell game with other AU DLC
>tfw they will never remix what actually is Sans' battle theme

>>158097502
megalovania is a better theme for giving kiddos a bad fucking time to because sans is so dominating and powerful and god i want daddy to slam me into walls with his flaming eye

>>158097418
She can kill you in 2 turns if you are really shitty at dodging.
Souce: Memeplier's stream. Jesus Christ, how the fuck did they do that?

>>158097492
Interesting. I thought it makes your mouth dry and then you have to pee a lot, but maybe that's just my experience. I guess I'm getting too greedy but can I have one more tight hug before I sleep?

How do I stop having a weight gain fetish

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>>158096902
I dislike aus, I always see them bringing out the cringiest things.

>>158097071
I like it here, so I'll probably stay.

>>158097673
Eat buttercups until you can't eat buttercups. It helped Chara get rid of their living fetish, so, it should help you too.

>>158097665
of course you can, huganon. [hugs tightly] and yeah, it's kinda different for everyone...or maybe we're just on different alcohol tolerance levels. probably both. anywho. if you're going to bed, have some sweet dreams, okay?

>>158097673
get some help
or see an actual fat woman naked and realize there's nothing to gain there

>>158097708
could you draw a goat

any goat

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>>158097643
This is true, it happened to me on my first time through.
>>158097810
Probably both yeah. Thank you for the hugs, and I will try. You have sweet dreams when you sleep, too, okay? Goodnight, skeletonfriend.

>>158097810
But they turn me on. People wanting me to gain weight really turns me on

>>158097643
Mark and friends aren't really known for being actually decent at games, even easy ones. They may play games for a living, but they don't play them well for a living.

Reminder that Frisk x Flowey is canon post tp, and is best ship.

>>158097492
>she still can kill you tho
I keep seeing people saying this but I don't understand how.
When I heard she could kill you I actively tried for several turns to get hit at crtiical health and I just couldn't, the bullets move away from you too quickly.

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>>158097708
well, best get used to them!

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>>158098007
naaaah

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>>158098007
I thought the best ship was FloweyxGUY FIERI. Remember when he TOK FLOWEY TO FLAVOR TOWN ON DINERS DRIVE INS AND DIVES!

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>>158098086
What about their offspring?

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>>158098007
Actually it's flowey x me
But I suppose frisk is practically a self insert

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>>158098221
Oh yes, Fierwey and Undguy. Can't forget about them on the way to flavor town. Mmhm.

Is my trip to flavor town over?

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>>158098086
>>158098221
>>158098557
THIS IS NOT OK

>>158096902
People still think that underfell fangame would really happen? Really?? How desperate for content can you get that you'd be anticipating this?

This is the 2nd underfell game attempt I've seen and I won't be surprised if it ends up just like the first one (which is here btw underfellgame.tumblr.com).

>>158098593
it never ends, anon
flavor town is forever

What if Asgore killed those kids because he knew they'd grow up to be Guy Fieri

>>158098593
WE'RE STILL ON THE TRIP TO FLAVOR TOWN ANON!
>>158098638
But anon, Guy Fieri!

>>158097373
And if you are sober you might even be able to draw straight lines

Photo edit anon here to take requests.

>>158097423
It is if you are want frustrating and unsatisfying nights in the royal bed.

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>>158098684
It looks like it has more of a shot than most other fangames, has a demo slated for early November and a progress counter that actually moves. Being entirely focused on sans means a lot more people care about it.

>>158098024
I think you need to move to the top of the battle screen as quickly as possible

>>158097968
>>158097673
Look at how disgusting actual fat people look, especially with all adipositas and how rapidly the body loses health when gaining exsessive weight.

>>158098924
Make something magical out of these
>>158098086
>>158098221
>>158098557

>>158098972
>Being entirely focused on sans means a lot more people care about it.

Every single word here is true and physically painful. The fact that the game is trying desperately to make Sans the main hero is fucking cringeworthy.

I'm rather amused though that their first redesign for Sans was so massively edgy and COOOOOL that even the community shot it down.

>>158098939
>It is if you are want frustrating and unsatisfying nights in the royal bed.
As if anyone could please the Queen like the King.

>>158098924
Which photos are we talking about?

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>>158098924
Make this green or blue tinted, please.

>>158099106
The entire Royal Guard sure could.
There is a reason they mostly consist of dogs and baras

>>158099069
What like put them all together in the same picture?

>>158099146
I can add various effects to pictures, change hues and add objects.

>>158099150
Working on this.

>>158098972
The demo trailers all have sans it in. Of freaking course that sort of gives it a glimmer of hope that it will be finished.


>>158099097
>I'm rather amused though that their first redesign for Sans was so massively edgy and COOOOOL that even the community shot it down.

You mean the design without the hoodie fluff? Wasn't that changed because the sprite was hard to work with?

>>158099150
Is slimefish becoming a thing now?

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>>158099150

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>>158099150
Here's green...

Reminder that Chara and Sans are the reason behind 90% of the fandom's cancer.

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>>158099150
...And here's blue.

>>158099150
>>158099586
man, my colorblindness is fucking me up. What the hell is the original color, if not green?

>>158099586
>Portions still purple & yellow

>>158099664
Yellow

>>158099675
Fuck fuck fuck, let me go back and re-do it.

>>158099305
There was one even before that, though they apparently scrubbed it. It was a slimmed down, almost slav-looking Sans that the labeled as 'urban' with a jagged teeth bandana and constantly glowing angry eyes.

>>158099638
>ignoring the gay Asriel crowd

>>158099664
a yellow kind of verging on orange

>>158099728
Practically non-existent on tumblr, reddit and deviantart nowadays.

>>158099728
They're basically negligable outside of 4chan though. Chara and Sans however have developed absolutely cancerous fanbases of their own. Or rather, dindu Chara and superhero god Sans, since they're both pretty far from anything resembling canon.

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>>158099150
Okay here's the green edit redone.

>>158099728
they're basically non-existent outside of /utg/, especially compared to the behemoth that is the sans fandom

>>158099704
Oh, okay

>>158099728
the gay asriel crowd is almost exclusively this thread and fujoshis on archive of our own

>>158099831
Who do they like to ship Asriel with?

>>158099721
They did? That was the last version I saw and thought they were going with it instead with the one with the hoodie fluff.

Still think it's gonna flunk. It has a different story other than the pretty much fan agreed upon "it's undertale but everyone's a saturday morning cartoon evil villain" idea for underfell.

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>>158099150
And here's the blue one.

>>158099653
>>158099826
>>158099898

now I'm hungry for jell-o

>>158099880
Frisk, usually.

>>158099880
sans

Reminder the fish is a virgin

>>158100057
Kind of a bland choice, but I guess it's also appropriate
>>158100131
Expected and unexpected at the same time.

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>>158099897
The community voted the fluff back.

From what I see, UF usually swings between cartoony villains and babby's first BDSM, but they decided to go in a direction that may end up being arguably worse. Sans/Papyrus/Flowey are basically allies, with the skelebros tagging along constantly as 'party members'.

Basically, it's all of /utg/'s Daddy Sans shitposts, except taken seriously.

Goodnight, undertale general.

>>158100208
Sleep well, slugger

>>158100208
Good night!

>>158100172
I don't think I've ever actually seen a serious sans/Asriel thing, which is pretty weird

>you will never teach the gote how to edge so he can last longer

>>158100265
>Lasting longer
Am I the only one here who wants to climax as quick as possible then go do something else?

>>158100265
>the gote will never show you how to edge

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>>158100265

>>158100332
Depends on if you do it alone or with somebody else.

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Haven't visited these threads for a while. Anything fun or interesting go on since the anniversary post?

>>158100419
We hate each other more than ever before

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>>158100419
Not really, mostly been the same old shitposting as ever.

>>158100484
>jpg.orig.jpg

>>158100576
That is correct.

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Did you do your workout yet?

>>158100349
what does this expression portray?

>>158100826
undyne pls it's the middle of the night

>>158100839
He's being a smug little shit.

>>158100173
>upgrade your weapon’s attack and armor’s defense
>getting the point of undertale this dead fucking wrong

holy fuck this is going to be some hilarious shit

>>158100889
THAT'S NOT AN EXCUSE

Post the lewdest undyne

>>158100958
but it would wake up the neighbors!

>>158101049
WAKE UP

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>>158101021

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>>158100474
>>158100484
Ah ha. That's a shame. So R63 Asriel is still probably treated the same as well?

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>>158101021
But that's against the ruuruus!

>>158100173
But canonically Sans sticks around kiddo and always fucking decimates the evil bully monsters that try to hurt kiddo, like Shyren or Tsunderplane or that fucking psychotic fish Undyne, shouldn't he stick even closer to kiddo in Underfell where they're all even worse except Sans who is even more heroic and bullied even though they all fear and respect his power?

Will someone please pretend to be Toriel tucking me in?

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>>158101135
reviled as it should be

>>158101135
we all secretly want to hatefuck her and hear her scream and cry

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>>158101021

>>158101135
That shitposting has mostly died out, I think.
Honestly, people wouldn't have been so hostile towards it if it hadn't been pushed so much and the name Asrielle is just dumb.
Or maybe all the homos got pissed, what do I know.

>>158101206
source

>>158101191
>>158101197
So just about the same.
>>158101225
I don't think she was ever really pushed all that hard though. People just didn't like seeing the character posted at all for some reason. It was really strange. It's not like she's So Sorry or something.

Anywho, nice to know you're all doing well enough here as a whole.

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>>158101160
>fish areolae

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Goodnight utg I love you!

>>158101326
You need to visit the Undyne thread more often, we found this ages ago.
http://blog-imgs-89.fc2.com/n/a/m/namboku/2016_ut_undyne_6mk.jpg

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>>158101361
What if monsters don't have any nudity

>>158101589
She has boobs though

>>158101589
Undyne being embarrassed about being nude in public when?

>>158101589
Would be hilarious and I would like to go a monster nudist beach then.

>>158101616
So do you, you fatty

>>158101795
I'm skinnier than Undyne, anon

>>158101730
Doesn't like half the populace already not wear any clothes

>>158101849
S-sorry

>>158101489
Are those eggs flowing out?

>>158102062
Yes.
Someone made a rough translation:
1st panel: "I will absolutely not lose to underlings like human!!"

2nd panel: "I couldn't beat (this) human..."
Undyne: "You little shit, it's not over yet...I am definitely gonna kill you."
Frisk: "But in contrary your body is in ecstasy, you even ovulated."
Undyne: "!?!...Th..That's a lie..."

>>158102137
>>158101489
I think i preferred the crop

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nice
>>158091640
do not

>>158102137
yummy, Undyne's caviar

>>158102186
Sorry. Something more vanilla then?
>>>/trash/5934428

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>>158102317

>>158102246
He would like it! It has a nice salty taste
Though tbqh I would prefer to do it with his bf.

>>158102372
I would have just continued eating

>>158102317
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga_big&illust_id=58413482&page=18

Oh great, the fishfags are posting their disgusting fetishes again.

>>158102751
Hey, if the people want caviar, I give them caviar.

>>158102814
The caviar belongs to the lizard

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mornin!

>>158102421
don't turn me on, it's 9AM here, come on

>>158102882
Sorry, buddy. Maybe I can turn you on later.

>>158102882
Forcing Nicepantsfag to suck you off!

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Why the hell would Toriel let her son out dressed like this?

>>158102921
do not
>>158103098
FUCK DON'T

>>158103098
You don't have to force him, he does it on his own.

>>158103130
those are absurdly lazy costumes

Don't lewd the anons please

>>158103206
SHUT UP ;_;

>>158103283
Sorry

>>158103130
It's a part of her psychotic plan.
She knows that if cute shotagote goes out wearing that, the poor monsters won't be able to resist and will pounce him, inserting in each orifice, and then she'd finally have the excuse to say that monsters are "evil" and leave them.

>>158103206
Coming home after a hard and hot day in the office!
Telling the Nicepantsfag I have some nicecream for us!
Dropping my pants in front of him!
Telling him to suck my dirty and sweaty cock off!
Getting sucked off by the Nicepantsfag while eating nicecream!
Telling him how much of a dirty slut he is!

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It's interesting that I also get 2D hentai games thread when searching for /utg.

>>158103531
FUCKING STOP THIS NOW WHAT THE FUCK

>>158103489
What?
That's not the problem.
I am talking about the concept of the costume. The collar is a symbol of dog culture which Asriel, being a Boss monster himself, is appropriating and taking out of context! Together with the fake dog ears this whole thing is a giant insult to every dog citizen of the Underground.
You would expect the King and Queen to know better than to let their son run around in barkface.

>>158103634
Dog monsters have no culture

They're just monsters

>>158103718
Typical humansplaining

>>158103130
She likes when her son dresses like a slut when she's on her alcoholic rage. She then goes on harrassing and hitting Asriel until he cries and bleeds.
>>158103608
Stop pretending you don't want that to happen.

>>158103774
So that's where Chara learned to do that.

>>158103749
Dogs have no culture because their role is to serve, its what they were made for and what they are suited to. They ENJOY serving the other monsters, it fulfils them, makes them whole.

A dog monster can't truly be content unless they are subservient to other creatures.

>>158103876
Even sexually?

Reminder that fanon Sans is just canon Asriel/Flowey

>incredibly intelligent, best scientist
Read every book, probably finished Toriel's entire homeschooling curriculum five times over with perfect grades.

>most badass
Completed several geno runs by himself through sheer determination. Probably managed to beat Sans too.

>knows about resets
Literally a plot point

>most important character
Did you even play the game?

>Frisk's love interest
Again, did you even play the game?

>>158103876
Holy shit, I can't believe what I'm reading

>>158103956
Stop sexualising the subjugation of a monster species!

>>158103956
Wow wow wow stop right here
This is a dangerous territory of dogfuckery

>>158103774
stop this
i want you to cease the sexual bullying now
>>158103956
anon please don't uck the dogs

>>158104094
tight bara buns

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>>158101135
>booty asriel speaking intimidately in some japanese bandit accent
Do want.

>>158103989
Is it really subjugation if you get what you want?

Next time you see a dog monster, look into their big eyes and tell me you don't see a secret desire to be collared, held down and pet.

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>>158104338
>>158103876
Yep, that's a BONEr.

>>158104387
>Not shown, anon needing adult diapers for the rest of his life

>>158104630
mspg already needs adult diapers for the rest of his life

>>158104658
Is that mspgs art? Or is it his oc?

>>158104749
that's how he names his files so it's probably him posting it

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>>158104658

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I want a sibling like Chara

>>158104387
Cold hands, warm heart

>>158105029
You want an edgy child that tries to kill your dad and then kills themself to trick you into committing mass murder?

>>158105060
...
yes?

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>>158105092
the pact is sealed

>>158105171
neat!

AU where Sans is replaced by Dethklok and Papyrus is replaced by the cast of Home Movies

if i have a sibling like chara does that mean chara has a sibling like asriel and she makes me a goat

>Choose one to KILL and one to SPARE from each section

>Momfags vs Dadfags
>Charafags vs Asrielfags
>Botfags vs Fishfags
>Sansfags vs Floweyfags
>Nicepantsfags vs Spiderfags
>Voidfags vs Lizardfags
>Papyrusfags vs MonstetKidfags

Dadfags
Charafags
Botfags
Floweyfags
Spiderfags
Voidfags
Papyrusbros

>>158105260
Nah, you stay you, and your sibling Chara hates you for bing human and is secretly planning to murder you.

>>158105350
this is shit

>>158105324
does anybody really only post one character

>>158105368
Yeah, I know, it sucks.

Chara is a terrible sibling. Especially if you're human.

>>158105324
>SPARE
All of them
>KILL
(You)

>>158105368
How's this:

You become a goat, get the perfect goat family and chara as a sister, but one night she will sneak into your room and cut off your benis while you sleep

>>158105438
you know what

fuck it i could live with that

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>>158105324
SAVE
Dadfags
Asrielfags
Botfags
Floweyfags
Nicepantsfags
Voidfags
shit that's a hard one

>>158105478
the amount of gay in this post is overwhelming

>>158105478
Good taste.

Not great, but better than 95% of posters here.

>>158105478
Obvious asrielfag is obvious.

>>158105663
this post killed utg

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>>158105990
nuh uh

>>158106001
*but it refused.

>>158106153
good

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Reminder that this happened

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if sans suddenly replaced your skeleton would you have your flesh ripped off to save him or let him die in there and become your new skeleton?

>>158106382
What if he's too small to be my skeleton? Wouldn't I die anyway?

>>158106437
this desu

>>158106437
assuming he was your size somehow and your spleen or some shit picked up the slack of producing red blood cells, and your muscles could graft to it, you'd be fine..

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>>158106335
real pantsposting hours

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CUTE NERDS

>>158106382
do i get to be sans too when i have my flesh ripped off

>>158106584
if he's replacing your skeleton, I guess your brain is in his skull, so maybe?

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>>158106546
your fucking body would be warped from his skeleton

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>>158106576
cutest nerds

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>>158106560
pants or nice+pants?

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>>158106738
either

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burgberpants you lazy cat

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>>158106812
good
>>158106895
stop

>>158106812
>wife
Catty?

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>>158106957
no

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reminder that this is canon

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Fic of Mettaton molesting burg when

>>158107096
What is this image conveying?

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well shit i wasnt gonna go to that level but alright fine

>>158107089
>>158107096
>>158107163
>>158107245
>>158107319
i want you all to stop this right now
you're not allowed to do this

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morning utg, how was the sleep?