/palg/ - Paladins general

first for nando best boy

>>158062025
Kinessa is cute. CUTE!

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[Distant fanfare]

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drogoz is the best damage

>>158062238
drogoz is like the most fun champ to play

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Ying is the cutest

>>158062238
PREACH!

how do i learn to aim

>>158062749
Use a banana and pretend your are shooting with it.

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I don't have an furry pips or edgy andrews but here are some names I found funny

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>>158062693
>tfw you're not the cutest

Are there any upcoming streams or anything? Nave they said anything at all about th3 premade issue?

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>tfw playing makoa
>enemy victor uses his ult
>your entire team is on the point capping
>use your bubble shield
>his mortars go right through it and wipe out your team

is that a glitch? why doesnt the shield stop the mortars?

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>>158064278
Because fuck you, he's Anatoly.

>>158064278
its because you can use the barrage on people who are inside bulidings

it doesnt actually come from the sky

>>158064278
They explosions actually come from the centre of the circle on the ground. Stupid, right? Should hard code it as an exception and have Makoa shield it.

I have a 45% winrate, which means I'm below average, yet Ive played with at least 10 people in the top 20 leaderboards. How is this even possible?

No patch notes to look at or PTS to test shit on for the whole weekend! [VEW], [VVT] hirez.

>>158064114
Don't think duos in ranked are going anywhere https://youtu.be/ZMHnh2zEfGQ?t=1230

>play on Australian servers to talk to down under bros
>none speak english

Who the fuck plays on those servers?

>>158064879
45% winrate does not mean below average, 55% winrate does not mean above average. If you beat everyone else but keep getting queued against the best player in the world, you might have 40% winrate, but that doesn't mean you're a bad player. It simply means you aren't in your proper MMR right now, and you will drop in rating soon, if the system is working correctly.

>>158065369
SEAbros trying to escape from their shitty server.

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Hnghh so close to 90%

Drogoz is gosu as hell if you abuse the shock combo.

>>158065369
aborginials and asian parlor girls

>>158065505
How the fuck?

Yesterday I was one day away from crystal login
Today Im on day 2
Fuck you Hi-Rez

>>158065505
Premade faggot

>>158066035
Just luck I guess, I also played Evie a lot before so switching playstyles wasnt hard.

>>158065505
>there used to be almost no drogoz players
>"drogoz is a meme" they said
>now people dominate matches as drogoz

wew

So I've been trying to refer/be refered by a friend. Within Paladins the game tells me that I still have several days in which I can say I was refered, but if either of us tries it, it complains that our accounts are too old (because we've both been playing smite for years). Any word from hirez on that kind of thing?

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Was this really that hype worthy? Would've been nice to get more Halloween themes.

why does evie do so much fucking damage

>>158067797
because she cant take any

>bomb king just spamming bombs
>get one randomly stuck on me mid flight
>bam ded

playing evie I get killed by stray shit more than actual intended damage

>>158068198
I feel like she really needs an even 2000 health.

If not just to sate my minor OCD that her health is a weird number.

>>158065369
Indos, Viets and Chinese love going into australian servers because they think it's better then their own server.
They're like our BRs. So incredibly rude while being awful players.

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>>158067797
Her damage and mobility are to compensate for the fact that she is literally the most fragile champion.

>>158067745
>boosted party gold and XP

HUDDLE UP GUYS LET'S DO THIS

>>158068332
I'm thinking I made a mistake picking her as a beginner I love her to death though

>>158068495
>More reasons to just do premades instead of solo queueing

Thanks low-rez.

>SMITE voice packs cost gems

Shiet, will Hi-rez make all VPs crystal-only soon?

And why the fuck does SMITE have so many cosmetics.

>>158068721
That's the only way they can make money.

>>158068721
Cosmetics and the Ultimate God Pack is how SMITE makes dosh. Paladins will be no different.

>>158068812
But who buys shit like
>a special pedestal for the character select screen

or
>a special frame for your god during the loading screen

>>158069012
Strange people. Some of the skins are pretty cool, and some skins are only in chests. People may buy frames and pedestals because they give chest rolls.

>>158069012
People that have a lot of money to waste.

>>158069012
Smite is a small community. Making sure everyone in that small community knows you're the greatest means a lot to the shitters.

They gotta keep people working. If you have a group of sculptors on your team, but aren't workin on any new assets, what would you have them do? Look at Overwatch. They're always working on something. After summer games it was Halloween.

>Finally get in a game with another good player, a Berik
>We barely win
>He starts shittalking me, despite me comparing how I did more damage than the other 3 damage dealers combined

Come on, limit your shit talking. Yeah, you're right, you did secure the win. A lesser player would have thrown. But when I get 90k damage and the other damagers get 30k, maybe I'm a part of the reason why we won too.

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>>158070281
And if you're going to shit talk... Get your math straight.

>Smite matches premades against solos

welp

>>158070281
>Smite is a small community.
SMITE is the #4 MOBA in the world behind LoL, DotA and HotN.

>>158062893
barik's stereotype is totally tryhard autist

>>158070871
That doesn't mean much. That's like saying Jill Stein is the fourth most popular presidential nominee. except like 98% of the moba population plays the first 3.

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>People mad because they don't have people to play with

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Evie = Best Girl. Deep down you all know it.

>>158072701
There's no excuse if you use these threads.

I've got to say I prefer Paladins' community over Smite's
>make a mistake a Paladins
>maybe get called a noob

>make a mistake in Smite
>REPORT HIM FOR FEEDING

Fucking hell, I'm not even playing ranked.

>>158073297
That's a MOBA thing, not a Smite thing. Mostly League really, it just bled over into other games

>>158073297
>t. bootless amc

there are people posting here RIGHT NOW who have below 50 win rate

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>>158073649
>tfw 49.8%

>>158073459
If you're toxic in SMITE, people call you a LoL babby, as if SMITE's community is not natively toxic. Even though dmbrandon, one of SMITE's most profilic streamers (while I was still playing) was one of the most toxic around and practically got away with murder.

>>158073996
>and practically got away with murder.
Please tell me more

>>158070705
most eliminations as barik or kinessa doesn't mean shit, turrets and mines stick your dick into every kill
post full details faggot

>>158074387
You misread

I'm the Cassie. He's the Berik that's bad with math.

>>158074279
He was a promoted-by-Hi-Rez streamer - literally one of their single biggest streamers - who should've lost his job at least twice over for the stuff he was saying. Both times, he only got a slap on the wrist, even though people on the reddit clamored that other players have been banned for much less.

Does anyone actually like how Hi-Rez uses websites and youtube videos inside their clients? I always saw it as lazy, like they couldn't figure out how to create an actual engine, so they just duct tape things together.

>>158074659
You were implying that he killed a guy and didn't get put in jail. I came for gossip, and you let me down

>>158074992
baka desu baka desu senpai baka baka senpai

>>158074992
do you know what hyperbole is

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>>158075151
That's my mother you're talking about you fuckface

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>>158063334
i felt like making another one

>>158075203
Its a really shitty hyperbole

>>158074992
I like how Smite has the little 16-second tutorial videos. I feel like a lot of Paladins player would be less retarded if we had that.

>>158075429
True, but again, other games have it too, but they're actually integrated in the game. Like Overwatch

>>158072973
I dunno, is the troublemaker VP stil cancer?

>>158063334
>>158075350
These are wonderful. If you feel like another, could I get a cutie Grohk?

>>158063334
>>158075350
I guess no one but the guy above me responded, but these are really nice and cute

>>158063334
>>158075350
Cute. CUTE!

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ying butt!

>>158076008
What butt?

>>158075350
you are very good

>>158073297
the reason being because if you fuck up in a MOBA, you ruin the game for everyone else on your team as your opponents get fed. If you suck in Paladins then well I don't really care because snowballing isn't that much of a problem and I'm playing a DPS and so don't know what my team is doing anyways.

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>>158066198
>Just luck I guess
Son there is no need to be modest, you are way too consistent for that to be "just luck".

>>158075350
Thanks again

>>158074992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IauvReb07w
got fired for that but otherwise just being an arrogant asshole who cant take what he dishes out.
not >>158075203 poster

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>a dev has said that Cassie is canonically 16 and Evie is supposed to be 12

this should be illegal

so what do i do with 17k dosh? i've unlocked every single hero, unlocked voice packs for my all champs, and unlocked best girl skins (ying).

>>158076558
>freedom of speech doesn't mean you can just spout out a bunch of fuckin uneducated bullshit
>everyone has loved ones
oh the ironing

>>158077037
Save it for more skins and more champs? You never know what they might do with gold in the future.

>>158077037
wait until the PTR to see if any current skins are turning rare

>Playing as barick
>Kill enemy pip
>Barick: "That's why you don't feed 'em after midnight

Kek, it's the little things

>Evie is a better nothin personnel teleporting sniper than the actual sniper

[VVGN] Hi-rez

>>158076730
>taller than Kinessa and Skye
>only 16

[doubt]

>>158077886
>eive
>sniper

You should hit with her face to face

>it's a Kinessa blames the loss on the team for not protecting her episode

Also i unlocked the joy ride emote for Ying how do i use it?

>>158077886
>Evie is a better sniper
no

>>158068332
>there are few evie r34s on the net than oinkers and healslut

why even live?

>>158065369
Me m8

>>158068326
This is pretty accurate. Paladins community hasn't been too bad so far, but one of the reasons I stopped playing LoL was the Chinese kids

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>>158078849
>sb
>sb
>[random arguing in chinese I don't understand]
>sb

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>>15807903

>>158079031
I just tell them to stop talking in moon runes and they shut up.

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>>158078849
>play on aussie servers
>haven't had any problems
>haven't seen any foreigners aside from some New Zealanders
I must be pretty lucky.

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>>158079404
I've had about 4 toxic people after playing Paladins for roughly 22 hours.

Not too shabby.

>>158076730
>Blizzard
>Well people are going to do r34 of D.Va, so we better just cover our asses and say she's 19.

>Hi-Rez
>Whatever, just pick the age that sells the most voice packs and skins.

BEHOLD

HERES THE WIND AUUUUUUGHH

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>>158080816
TOOOOOOOOOOOT

GIVE YOUR KING A BII-AAAAAAAAH I DIE

BEHOLD, THE IMPOSSIBLE

SO THIS IS DESPAIR

>>158080689
DING

>be ying
>win

nice game low-rez

>>158081071
I may as well play that shit on repeat knowing how I play her

SURRGING WITH POWAAAAAAAA

bzzzzzt

>>158081227
make sure you have heal on teleport and worm hole 2
you just blink behind the enemy make a couple pot shots and pick up a quick kill and jump back
once I learned that I started doing much better with her

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Could someone remake this with a frontliner and Maldamba missing his heal

What the fuck is Cassie saying in her VEA Awesome sound effect?

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>more than 600 gold
I never thought it's possible. Have you guys ever got this much gold?

>>158081662
Double Gold weekend, goyim.

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>>158076730
Evie's age was one of the reasons why they wanted to rework her model since they felt her current model doesn't match her age.

>>158081706
Oh well, so that's the reason. Thanks for informing me, kind sir.

>>158081715
>B-cup breasts
>12 year old
>"Doesn't match her current age"

I have concerns.

>>158081487
>can barely anticipate the opponent with the slow projectiles
>have to hug them and take splash damage
>seem to never have the skills I want ready
>iceblock may as well be a kill me in 4 seconds button
>broom escape doesn't do much with these fucking huge hitboxes

I cannot for the LIFE of me hit a sprinting cod man. All in all i'm doing okay but fuck my solo kills are garbage I'm not finshing my plate and I can't aim.

Patch notes dropped yet? PTS updated? Anything going rare this patch?

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>>158081524
where the fuck do these comics come from anyways

>play second frontliner
>enemy drogoz uses his ult on me every single time its up and nobody else like he has hard on for me for some reason
>some retard on team using BK
>not a single poppy seen happening or heard
>not a single ult tp be seen or heard despite them getting morale boost

I fucking hate this game

>>158082075
kek

>>158082075
It's a 4coma called Pop Team Epic (Poptepic) by Bkub (The honking Chen guy.) I think it's actually a published comic in Japan. He's gotten quite famous and has a lot of published comics.

>>158081985
Ahaha Hi-rez dropping patch notes before the weekend, funny joke man. Maybe on Monday they'll be gracious enough to let us know what's gonna happen :)

>>158081854
dude where you live? girls of 12 13 have more breast now

>>158082234
retard players it's nothing about the game

What does Illuminate even do? What counts as "stealth"?

>>158082534
Hell

>>158082645
Literally only Skye. It makes it that you can see her in stealth at longer ranges then you usually would see her.

>>158082645
worth characters with illuminate vs sky is Barik and Ying, Kinessa if you want knw how long until you die

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>>158082751
I need to learn how Skye's invisibility properly works then.

Unrelated thing, what is a good simple item loadout for Cassie? I usually opt for Haven, Nimble, Life Rip and whatever damage card needed for the situation. Usually Wrecker.

And this is my usual loadout. I feel like everyone will use Incitement, Onslaught, Lunge and Quiver, but the fifth card changes. Drain Life defiantly has helped in some tough situations though.

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Would you a Skye?

>>158083032
Incitement, Onslaught, Lunge and Quiver are all incredibly solid cards that make her dodge roll OP as fuck.

Honestly just choose whatever card you want to finish the deck.

>>158083181
if she wasn't gutted

nobody even plays her anymore

>>158083256
Well I'm comfortable with it, so I guess I'll stick with it. thanks

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>Two guys on my friends list on the enemy team
>Win against them
>They both immediately go offline at the same time

>>158062238
I hate Drogoz mainers.

>>158083181
Eww, used goods.

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>>158083181
>Would I a dirty elf

Yeah I'd something a Skye.

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>>158083280
>if she wasn't gutted
She's fundamentally bad in the first place. Her previous ultimate, and the ultimate before that didn't need changing, people just need to not fucking suck.

>>158083181
I give that question an emphatic: yes.

>>158083491
At least elves aren't goblins

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>>158083592
WE BETTER NOT GET A GOBLIN GIRL

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>>158083737
>Goblin Killer is Bolt

How do I use Drogoz? His projectiles are so slow that it would be faster to run up to the enemy and smack him with it than actually shooting it.

>>158083563
>Her previous ultimate, and the ultimate before that didn't need changing, people just need to not fucking suck.
I think you're giving her too much credit. As mentioned in previous patch notes, Skye's ult unfairly punished those who reacted correctly to the ult in many circumstances. "Break line-of-sight" should not be the only answer, if the entire point of the ult is area denial.

>getting a constant stream of retards in your teams again and your veins in your forehead are starting to bulge
>don't feel like playing
>but also feel like you have to since the shitty event is on

fuck you low rez

>"today's the day I'm going to do a real game with people on the other team"
>get into game
>"maybe just one bot game to warm up"
>don't do so hot
>if I did that in a real game people would bully
>I don't want to let people down
>on second though maybe I'm not that good yet
>queue for bot game
how do I cure this autism?

Ok idiots, add me. We'll do stupid things until I give up and go back to Overwatch

Kitakita

>>158084032
the people you're matched with are probably autistic anyway. go nuts.

>>158084032
>struggle against bots

just uninstall, you will only shit up actual matches

>>158084032
its not autism, its called confidence and you aint got none, son.

>>158082751
one of the hi-rez streamers talked about how they're supposedly adding a melee stealth champion in the future

i hope he's wrong because otherwise what the FUCK are they thinking

>Don't go damage
>Rest of team absolutely shits the bed like incompetent retards

Well, looks I know what I have to do. Always damage, all the time. Nobody else can be trusted with the responsibility. It's a little sad.

>>158084632
Why would you not want that?

>>158084032
People are pretty chill most of the time because it takes more effort to spaz out via text.

>>158085059
not the same guy, but in a game where every single fuck fuck has a fuck escape a melee hero can have serious fucking issues

>tfw going to dip under 50% winrate soon
>just had a 1-16 kinessa on team that sometimes ran to the cap point in the middle of the action thinking they're a frontliner
>these wounds
>they will not heal

I really fucking hate this game.

>>158084632
>>158085263
but if he also had a fuck fuck mobility skill like androxus then he would be fun

>>158085263
Wouldn't then to counter that the new hero have an entanglement ability to ship with the new mechanic for example trading escape skill for that ability or something like that similar the turtle guy i keep forgetting his name.

>>158085354
He'd get nerfed after pubs complained about him being a pain in the ass. Also you know every retard out there is going to instapick him, he'd be the new Andy.

>>158085354
It would need to have great uptime. Usually a melee hero is countered by escapes, but in this situation the melee hero would need to counter escapes.

>>158085059
>guy drops on top of you
>he's running around you meleeing you
>because he's a stealth hero he's probably agile as shit and it's just annoying to fight against

they've even talked about how they don't want an obnoxious melee hero. It's okay on Reinhardt because he's huge and can't run around you meleeing you.

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solo queue was a mistake

>>158085406
Roadhog?

>>158085484
well skye is pretty much a melee hero already

>>158084651
that can be said for any class

every retard thinks they're a sniper and doesn't seem to understand damage fall off
and they play the actual sniper role badly too even when they pick shitnessa

>>158085484
he could have a crippling attack tokeep people from moving

>>158085484
We already have Buck for that, how would he be any different?

>play Cassie because you told me "she's super OP lol"
>most damage
>most eliminations
>with the default cards
>several games in a row
>lose games anyway because team doesn't even get near objective
Give me the most ridiculous card setup for her.
Also, deft hands ever worth on her over wrecker or cauterize?

Yo FUCK melee champs
It's fucking annoying to play against someone who just walks up to you and holds his mouse button
It's like you niggers never played against demoknight before.

>>158085059
Snipers and stelf are the cancer of multiplayer.

>>158085737
We went over it up here
>>158083032

Once I started using level 2 quiver, I never had much of a need for Deft Hands.

>>158085737
Incitement IV and Onslaught IV with Lunge. Rolls for days.

>>158085737
Everything that has to do with roll and Territorial. Reload is almost instant and Haven is top priority since your health is almost nil.

>>158083181
Absolutely. Anyone would be very lucky to a Skye.

>>158085406
a melee hero with an ability that worked like a reverse hook and pulled themselves closer to the enemy and gave bonus damage or something would be fun

>>158085826
>It's fucking annoying to play against someone who just walks up to you and holds his mouse button

like

Fernando?

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>>158086014

>>158086108
Except hes slow as fuck
You can turn around and F out of there most of the time
Now imagine a melee hero that travels at pip
Because that's what's gonna happen inevitably

>>158086014
That was Grover before they made him a support a few months ago.

>>158086329
oh. gay.
>>158086240
is that from assfaggots or some shit

>>158086305
Nando can chase pretty well with the right cards

>>158086395
It's Clockwerk from DotA2

>>158086305
>Nando is slow
Nope

who is the most fun champ to play and why is it evie

>>158086946
What a strange way to spell Bomb King.

>>158085826
as opposed to a champ who just stays far away and holds his mouse button?

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>>158086108

>play makoa
>master rider 3
>win
I CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

I want Evie to stab my prostate with an icicle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>158087493
what are you doing, getting to the point first and pulling their tank? It's really shit in a double tank situation if you pull their Fernando.

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>>158087605

>>158087612
>proceed to lose to a team with no frontlines a game after
muh koa

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>Get two penta kills against a premade in a single match as Drogoz
>Enemy Cassie has a diamond border, the dumb Vampire Hunter skin and is level 15
>Fernando has the Ares skin and mastery 12
>Barik is Mastery 16 and has some hideous recolour
>They are salty and arguing in lobby chat afterwards
>They tell everyone to report the one guy in their team who wasn't in the premade

I wonder how badly I just strained their friendships. I absolutely fucking assblasted them. The highest damage on their team was a third of mine. By the end, their Mal'damba just gave up and started standing AFK out in the open for me to kill.

>>158088546
why you don't screenshot the lobby salt and score?

>>158088878
because it's a made up story

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>>158088878

I can screenshot the score, but the salt got wiped when I changed screen and back. Also, turns out I was wrong about the amount of damage I/they did. I thought I did 150k.

Still, two pentas.

>>158089071
I think the real damage was to theyr ego.

>>158088546
>They tell everyone to report the one guy in their team who wasn't in the premade
What could you possibly report someone in this situation for?

>>158089071
oh funny I play vs that group days ago, they are bad, I'm sure cassie is fernando "gf" or something because always I chase cassie Fernando leave the point just for protect her

Sadly I leave the lobby quick, maybe they go salt as well

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I love Cassie

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>tfw go into thinking it'd be annoying
>They all want to be flankers

How do I diamond border?

>>158089352

Not being good enough? He coulda been flaming or feeing on purpose, who knows?

>>158089358

I've seen them a couple of times, honestly. Fernando tends to flank. Anakinstar I see a lot, too. He's not very good. Actually, he's comically bad and almost exclusively seems to play Skye.

I'm enjoying playing grover.
>healing tons of health
>flanking and axing everything
>coming back to my team and ulting, walking right into the enemy's face as we push
anyone else playing the tree?

>>158089838
I want to..
Unfortunately he's compost

>60k gold
>nothing to spend it on
>double gold weekend
yawn

>>158090256
>nothing to spend it on

what are skins

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>>158090256
>All skins that can be bought with gold are trash
>Skins worth anything are crystal or special promotions

>>158090313
gold only skins are shit recolors

>>158090313
shit. at least voice packs are funny

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>>158087605
>>158087657
every time

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>>158089071
>tfw playing Drogoz and some Makoa keeps hooking you out of the sky every time

>>158090313
>>158090424
There are very few good common skins. Fernando's armors, Evie's staves and wigs, Skye's hairs, Mal's ensemble, BK's monarch skin, and some of Kinessa's outfits are the only things worthwhile.

>>158067797
literally tracer with a rocket launcher

Hoping for a female front that has a gunword.

>>158091393
>Get what you ask for
>It's a dyke that's even more of a dyke than Kinessa

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>>158091829
Kinessa isn't a dyke anon. She's a /fit/ tomboy that likes boys.

>>158091829
W-why do you want to ruin a potential waifu?

do you ever sacrifice your kda to distract opponents as flanks?

>>158092745
i like to jump in front of drogoz ults so he wont take out tanks or someone important and just ruin his day

>>158092745
>m-muh kda

I hope I never have to play with you.

>>158092745
KD doesn't win games.

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>>158093129
>implying i care
what i mean to say is, do you feed the opposing team with the intent of keeping them off the point

>>158062025
so many skins locked behind special promotions.

have fun buying them off ebay if you want them

>do well with character
>lose match
>be absolute shit and get carried
>win match
Why must I continue to suffer?

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>solo queue
>get matched with a shitty autist team AGAIN
>decide to go afk for the rest of the round, logging back in every so often
>round finally ends so I can get a chance to play with non-brainddeads
>got 2nd most objective time

>>158094140
if you are that autistic, that skins matter you more than anything else then have fun paying $$$ for them.

>>158093387
you have the typical mindset of a shitter that's not supposed to play these kind of games
just fuck off and die, permashitter

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>>158094669
sure thing

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>>158092745
yes.

I LIVE
I DIE
I LIVE AGAIN

>>158094883
stop posting, you fucking furry

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>>158094972
i'll consider it

>>158092941

If you really want to fuck up Drogoz, play as Ying and make an illusion in front of him.

>>158096957
Or be Viktor and just aim at him in the sky.

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Thanks to you Dorgozbros I've really picked up my game.
>Jump on head
>Blast em dead
>Then reset the cooldowns to do it again
Still not that good but getting there

>>158096957
That sounds pretty hilarious.

Which characters are able to do the best independently of their team? Which are incredibly reliant on a decent team to do their job decently?

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>Pip's chicken cannon doesn't affect ulting crocodile wallet or cancel eggsperience tranquiliddy :DD

>>158097929
It'd be kind of shitty if his ult overrided Makoa's ult, unless he turned into this super buff anchor-swinging chicken

>>158097919
Buck can be pretty self reliant and do his thing without needing heals and support from others so often. Same goes for Evie. But if you are up against better players or premades that communicate you are fucked 2v1 or 3v1 a lot.

ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC. US 5 RANDOMS BEAT A 4 PERSON PREMADE AND A RANDOM YING

>>158097919

Drogoz with the right builds and cards. Getting Kill to Heal 2 or one level in Veteran makes you incredibly persistent and hard to deal with.

>>158097997
Cassie, Makoa and several others are immune to CC (including chickening) during their Ults. Some people aren't though, I know Buck isn't.
Anyone not named Nando all die to Drogoz ult though.

As someone who thinks that anybody who plays classes in FPSs that can go invisible are the scum of the gaming community, explain to me why Skye is bad.

>>158098259
Because she dies when you shoot her.

>>158098259
Low health and close to melee range. If the team catches her outside her range then her only saving grace is the gorillion ranged ult. I fucking loathe stealth and sniper classes too.

https://twitter.com/Soccer_BoyDB/status/789624844887482369?lang=en
Remember if somebody play like a retard on your team, it's because he could literally be 7 years old.

>>158098371
>She dies when you shoot her
Doesn't matter when you can't fucking see her. Good luck aiming.
>Close range
I'm a Buck main, the only thing that saves my ass is the leap.
>I fucking loathe stealth and sniper classes too.
It's not just that invisible classes are a fundamentally bad idea, the people that play them are also scum. They can't be fucked to learn anything else so they just pick the strategy that takes no effort and has endless rewards

>>158090750
YOU CHALLENGE MAKOA?!?!?!?

>>158098553
BEHOLD, THE DRAGON'S FURRY!

>>158098259
Most champs have an escape or can out duel her

>>158098528
>Makoa is just a turtle with an anchor
ok, that's pretty funny

>>158098632
muh koa

>>158098552

>Can't see Skye

If she is fucking your baby ass so badly, just buy Illuminate.

>But then I won't get muh 10% damage reduction

Too bad, fucko. Skye isn't a threat to any half-decent player, which is why she is in her own personal bottom tier. Skye only does well against absolutely braindead morons.

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>>158098528
>paladidns
cute

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>>158097929
>eggsperience tranquiliddy :DD

>>158098849
pala dindu nothings

What's the reward after day 7 of consecutive logins?

>>158099207
100 gold. It loops.

>>158098163
Pretty sure Grover isn't immune to CC during SPRING HAS COME.

>>158099360
His ult effect doesn't go away when he turns into a chicken.

>>158098814
>can't see Skye
Just listen to the sound she does when the hidden ends. Most people are retards that uncloack before shooting. Illuminate is worth only when Skye is godly.

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>>158099360
Should I make a version with text?

>>158100378
Did you make the androxus gif from last night?

>>158098528
>andoracks
>macua
>racgkas
>kiassna
>vickdor
>barick
>grofer
>frianado

what a stupid kid

>>158100378
now this definitely needs weed

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Cant fuck with buck

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Give me your best Grohk loadout.

How very call of duty of them

>>158101693
DEM THIGHS

Which hero would you like to be buddies with the most?

>>158100783
dude
we get it
you are good with buck
stop posting now

>>158102897
No don't, I want to see the journey to #1 Buck.

>>158102850
Brover

>>158102897
CANT UNBUCK THE BUCK
Why do i always have to carry this shit, jesus christ, when will people learn to buy items accordingly to the game and everything

>>158102850
Ying
I want her to be my best friend so when I feel depressed she will console me with sex and blowjobs

>play siege
>using Cassie
>no one of my team is on point, bat maybe Mal'Damba who happens to heal me sometimes
>try to defend from both Viktor, Kinessa and Skye
>try to score some point by myself, ending face to face to a Ruckus
>(Barik): "noob"
>OH SHIT WE ACTUALLY HAVE A BARIK
>never saw a turret in this match
>never saw a shield
>never saw him defending the point
>watch his equip
>Aggression.
>ends up with half of my points

>>158100593
>that Kinessa

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>>158102897
>>158103234
Fuck forgot pic
Also i found out something interesting this game, i think theres a hardcap on 60% reload speed because i think i reloaded the same with deft 2 and deft 3 + the reload speed card

This game is pretty shitty once you get past the very thin layer of "fun".

The matchmaking is garbage, weaker players get stomped on and good players get put against trash, which makes them worse players over time.

This casual game has no solo queue option at all, they don't seem to care about their solo players (even though they obviously make up the largest base of players).

They seem to want to pander to the more hardcore players, yet aimboxes are barndoors.

Cheaters are rewarded by remaining on the leaderboard for months after even being banned.

The amount of alt accounts is through the roof, guaranteeing newer players get a bad time.

Are they actively trying to destroy their own game or what? They need to decide who they are trying to appeal to, because right now they are pissing everyone off.

>>158103537
These are the people who abandoned Tribes to get on the moba train.

>>158103537
>The amount of alt accounts is through the roof, guaranteeing newer players get a bad time.

this is the price of f2p.

>>158103537
I'm fine personally. Also most players group up given my experience, game's funner with friends.

As for the leaderboard and months thing; that thing's been out for A month. They'll likely patch it out one day.

>>158103882
The point is that they are fucking up, players should not want to make new accounts.

>>158104130
Source? Something more representative than a couple people saying they're doing that?

>>158076730

>evie is 12
>not flat

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>want to use ying
>just mash illusion every time its off cd
>lose
>team blames me
>I still got 2nd-3rd in team damage
what more could I have done?

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>>158103537

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>>158104775
>218k dmg
>112 eleminations

>>158104775
Getting matches like that were fun when we were teens but today they're just depressing.

>>158103537

such a negative outlook

good players player with shit players does not make the good players shit; it's the other way way around

duo que is basically solo que, I played before and after the change and only people complaining were the ones who stopped winning for whatever reason and blamed it on "stacks"

cheaters aren't "rewarded" for being on a leaderboard they don't update. This is like some guy making graffiti on a billboard, the company is not rewarding the guy for leaving it up, they just haven't fixed it yet (it actually doesn't matter)

new player accounts through the roof and you somehow see this as a bad thing
Shouldn't you like a growing game ?

This is also ridiculous. Almost like bitching that your favorite restaurant is busier than they used to be (they're busy because they are doing a great job)

This is not the first post in this general that has read like yours and I'm honestly baffled at the mental gymnastics people go through to keep themselves unhappy

i'm currently testing out how reports affect your account. i'm assuming it would be a total ban or something if enough reports are given.

so, /palg/, how do i get reported quickly?

this is my initial plan - lock fernando or ying at the first few seconds, then BAM, pick kinessa or skye.

>>158105243
afk or kill yourself repeatedly during the match. Or just call everyone niggers.

>>158105243

they won't ban you for doing that

I'm pretty sure you have to avoid the chat filter and call people bad names

>>158105283
tried name calling on chat, no one responded, maybe because no one actually knows chat exist.

tried suiciding a few times, still no reports, or maybe have gathered some. still no negative consequences though.

>>158105312
what i said above

>>158105283
I afk all the time during matches when it's a shit matchup, never had a problem

i normally get the rest of the team to do the same.

>>158083181
Skye is the cutest.
Is there anything she can't do?
https://my.mixtape.moe/fojdsl.mp4

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>>158105017

>>158100428
Yup. Just shitty paint.net stuff, but you know.

Ok senpai I have finally produced the balls to do my first non-bot game. Wish me luck!

I'm fucking doomed

>>158106549
You'll be fine.

how does the ranking system in paladins work?

>>158105243
Post the account you want reported on /palg/ and ask anons to report you.

>>158106192

INFINITE K:D?

For people that are pissed off with this game, I would suggest not playing until they go final with it. This is a fucking awful beta.

They really have no fucking idea what they are doing and you will get sour as fuck towards it if you keep playing while they are trying to figure it out.

>>158106192 this is fucking ridiculous and they should be ashamed at how badly their matching system is working.

>>158106192
Holy fucking shit I've never seen a game go that badly for anyone yet.

>>158106637

Get to level 30 before you quit, because you may get a super special EXCLUSIVE SKIN for your troubles when the launch comes.

In playing Kinessa, I have learned one thing: no matter how good or bad I am, I should not play Kinessa, because these idiots desperately need a competent frontliner or healer and can't be depended upon to save themselves

>>158106728

I feel that way, but I always have to play a damage dealer so I can wipe out the enemy team on my own or at least deal 3x the damage of the next best player on my team. Whenever I play frontliner or healer, I find myself 1v5 against the whole enemy team while my allies get killed like fucking pigs by a single enemy Skye or Andro.

>want to see what the fuss is about ranked
>12 champs at mastery 4 needed

I get it but most are the champs are shit to play with imo this will be a fucking pain.

>>158106728
What I learned about playing Kinessa is that those mines are super important in being an actual good Kinessa that doesn't just stay in a sniper hole all game and actually even get on the point sometimes. Proactive Kinessa is fun Kinessa.

>>158106847
Yeah annoying but still not a fucking joke like "lol just get to level 25" in memewatch.

>>158106854
That's a lesson I learned in watching those infuriatingly static kinessas that plague regular games. When your objective is "Kill a path to the point" instead of "Get kills", you do a lot better.

>>158106847
it was a grind and it made me hate over half of them

>>158106854

>Throw mines all over the choke points and flanks
>Run around with the tank and healer
>Buy Morale Boost if you're doing well
>TRY AND RUN
>Force the enemy team off the point lest they take a million DPS from the combination of bonus mine damage and ult power

She's like Shitty Viktor, really.

>>158106942
Remember to still snipe though. That powered up headshot damage is too good to not use.

>>158107015

Yeah, snipe when you can and when you're safe to keep people out-ranged and harassed. I find most of my time is spent slowing and spraying people at close-medium range, but that's just how I like to play.

>>158106927
although I prefer OW now this I didn't miss now that was dumb especially when the game encourages you to switch you would get a retarded "main" faggot

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DIRTY MEAN POWAH

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>>158106549
>>158106578
d-did I do okay?

>>158107132
I'd say alright. Credits are a great way to gauge how well you've done though, and you've done better than the rest of the other team

>>158106847
I didn't mind it because I enjoy playing pretty much all of the characters.

>>158107132
suck fern's cock more faggot keep him alive and distract on the point with your clones

you did ok

Is Muh Koa's anchor projectile or hitscan?

>>158107132
this:
>>158107220

stay on the point and keep the tank alive.

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>>158089071
>>158088546
>premade
according to whom? cbashee has no other games with shinigami either according to her match history

>lying on 4chan

>>158107264

I guess you were right, you showed me.

Truthfully, I assumed they were a premade because they were all defending each other and justifying their loss, and the Barik was with those people before according to a friend of mine.

>>158107227
I wouldn't mind knowing either, I seem to miss & hit with it so fucking randomly.

>>158107227
>>158107478
Projectile. It travels exactly like the animation shows. From your left up to your crosshair at maximum range. So the closer an enemy is, aim more to their right to land your anchors.

>>158107478
>>158107227
I'm about 90% sure it's a projectile since I'd like to think my aim with it is pretty good and I typically lead my shots a little bit

>>158107497
>So the closer an enemy is, aim more to their right to land your anchors.
Okay, that makes sense. I'm missing more often when the enemy is in mid-range.

>>158106192

>one post screen proves your point

yea nah, I can't even know if that is actually from ranked

even if it was it was probably bots doing so poorly

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>>158092745
I don't care much about kda in general. I'll willingly trade if the enemy has a longer ride back from spawn than me or if it's on a player that's giving my team trouble.

>>158106940
>try to play yang
>on the point with the gremlin
>enemy skye is up my ass
>nobody but the gremlin is even near me
>die every time

If I was evie or cassie I could have done so much more this is awful

>>158107168
Are credits there actually accurate for what you spent? I think I bought one cooldown reduction item and one direct damage taken reduced item but I Think the cost was 700, not 610?

>>158107220
>>158107260
t-thanks. I just kind of threw my Q out around the point every time it was up and tried to sporadically not die. The enemy ruckus was bullying me a lot.

>>158107853
The credits is total

>>158103335
This isn't a carry. You're the only pure damage class so it's expected that you'll have the most damage/kills assuming everyone on your team is of equal skill. The only one under-performing on your team is Skye, probably because she's playing a shit character.

>>158104775
How did this match even last long enough for everyone to get that many kills? Did you willingly let them cap a few times just to pad stats?

Also how the fuck does Barik has 3k credits with 1 kill, 30 deaths, no damage blocked, no objective time.

Did you photoshop this? It makes no sense whatsoever.

>>158107880
I see. So did I play poorly to get half the credits of some of my team mates, or did they just play really well?

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WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE POINT?

>>158062025
What are the least played Champs?