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Cutest and best pairing

When will you stop letting waifufags make the threads?

>>157921675
Trash.

Geni/Mei is best pairing

>>157921675
>literally every thread

Kill yourself NEET waifufag

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>guy instalocks Genji/Hanzo
>their top most played character is Genji/Hanzo (not necessarily the one they instalocked and sometimes both) by a wide margin
>less than an hour on every support
>roadhog is their most played tank

Every time

>>157921683
>waste ult just to save yourself but not save anyone else

>>157921683
Not just hiding behind a small bump.

>>157921771
>He picks brain-dead skilless heroes
>Complains about DPS characters when he loses

Every time.

>>157921613
tiny head edition

>>157921675
I like this one, the style's so cute!

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i want to be deep dicked by jesse mccree!

If you're mei and you keep consecutively freezing people, but they aren't dying, then maybe you should realize that the team lacks the damage to do fucking anything and you should switch

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>>157921750
>>157921685
>m-muh waifufriend boogeyman!
Laughing Out Loud right now

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>Teammate barely scratched while others are in more critical condition
>”I need healing!”
>Teammate miles away from the group/objective
>”I need healing!”
>Teammates don’t protect you from Genji/Tracer/Winston
>Die
>They’re all spamming “I need healing!” while you’re respawning
>Teammate down by 30 hp running over healthpack in front of you when you’re critical
>People telling you to pick a different healer when you’re the only one on the team and they’re one of the 4/5 offense heroes

How the fuck do people main support? How do you do it? I only play it to be a good teammate and fill if we need it but I don't know anyone who would actually play a healer as their first choice. And I know healing is important and it's a team game where everybody contributes but it seems like you're leaving the game in your teammates hands a lot more than other roles.

>>157921771
>I NEED HEALING
>all chat: gg our team sucks
>dies almost instantly whenever he tries to do something
>I NEED HEALING

>finally did the bomb tracer achievement
felt so good
pays off being a shitter, the little things make you smile

>>157921934
Kill yourself degenerate

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>>157921710
wrong.
hana and lena are the best pairing

Shippers belong in the fucking garbage bin btw

>>157921904
I want Jesse to blow cigars up my anus!

>>157921942
healing is fun, i mained healer in WoW so it carried over i guess.

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>>157921771
>guy instalocks Genji/Hanzo
>complains about teamcomp and tries to tell other people who to pick

>>157921980
hey can you stop posting pictures of my daughter/wife, thanks

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>silver Junkrat on team

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>>157921750
Not every thread though

>>157921942
LRN2TRIAGE.

I mostly play support and i've yet to encounter people who spam X. And even when they do i hardly notice them.

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>>157922030
he'll try anything once. anything

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HANA
A
N
A

>>157921685

when blizzard gets off their asses and releases Sombra

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>clearly have reinhardt shield up
>S76 runs a mile away from it
>gets hooked
>"rein can you just keep your fucking shield up"
????????????????

why the blizzard faggot staff members never answer questions as requested?

justinas
HMMMMMMm HELLO BLIZZTARDS maybe u will send me a fkn email like u used to do? any reason im not being notified that im silenced in overwatch now? SEND ME AN EMAIL WITH REASON WHY AND DATE UNTIL WHICH IM SILENCED

why the fuck in heroes of the storm there is notification but in overwatch, ur more funded and successful game, there isnt, and i cant even write messages to my friends in group? fix this shit as well, holy FUCK!
4 hours ago
This ticket was marked as Resolved.
4 hours ago
Loccvor
Hi there,

You were silenced in Overwatch because of your language and overall behaviour, which was confirmed and the actions taken.

You have been silenced until December 21st 2016.

This will not be overturned and we ask that you follow our rules and respect the other players within the games you play, otherwise it will only lead to far longer suspensions where you will not be able to interact with the other players.

Have yourself a very nice day.

>>157922196
Reminder that it is canon that Hana offers sex to her top stream donaters

>>157922196
Stinks like shit.

>>157922165
I want Jesse to do the disgusting and offensive acts on me, one that will violate my very being!
Passionate and Sensual Sex

>>157921942
>koth
>only healers on team are zen and ana
>both of them actively ignore me for the 20 seconds between enemy pushes
It was Nepal so going out to get the 3 fucking health packs on the map meant either 15 seconds of walking or openly exposing myself to whoever might be flanking.
I know no one else was injured because I have health bars on and the fucking ana was off to the side as far as possible doing god knows what.

>>157922210
lmaoing at your life

>>157922210
hopefully you're permasilenced you fucking tool

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>McCree is supposed to counter Genji
>It’s a 50/50 matchup AT BEST

Why is this allowed?

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>>157922196
Loves her dad

and smells bad

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Any updates on Sombra?

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Guys
serious question
Posh or Sporty?

>>157922210
I can tell why you got silenced its not hard to get.
You are just a salty shitter.

>>157922285
he would counter genji if they fixed his deflect hitbox, as it is right now he can pop deflect and if you don't flash he can just dash away.

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>>157922319
Posh, ez

>>157922285
Because his hitboxes are """"""""""""balanced""""""""""""

Roadhog is more of a Genji counter, his hook and hook combo was always better than flashbang or flash+fan

>>157922319
Neither, classic and Slipstream only

>>157922319
P O S H
O
S
H

Ana nerf when

>>157921602
This
Half my Mercy main friends are terrible as hell but even the fucking possibility gets these nerds to shut up and try to impress them or whatever the hell they're doing.
Too bad she's busy in discord sucking off my metaphorical cock

>>157922362
never ana most fun healer

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Food for thought here about why there are so few support players and why support mains in OW are ethier sub dumpsters or jaded hatemongering cynics

Most games supports are more then just heal/shieldsluts.
The only two capable of that at mo is zenyatta and ana.
The highest played both meta and in general have are also the only ones with CC

>>157921904
That anatomy is just horrible

>>157922285
>McCree is supposed to counter Genji

What makes you say that?

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>>157922196
hana songs smelly thong!

>>157922412
im having a problem finding dps in diamond

nearly everyone wants to support or if they don't they just play mei or roadhog and we don't get a single person who can actually bother killing anyone

I blame Reddit and their persecution of Genji players

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>>157922319
Actual sporty

>>157922285
>reflect that
I know it's bullshit, but Genji actually does block melee with his deflect.

>>157922285

Because reflect is literally the size of reinhardts shield if not more so. Its retarded.

>>157922319
Punk.

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>>157922193
Blue.

>>157922450
Flashbang

>>157922210
lol if this an attempt at a joke it's a pretty good one mate.

>>157922475
nah, one has the flag of britbongistan and the other has guns like waterpistols so no thanks

>>157922271
>he will never wine and dine you
>he will never show up at your door in a tuxedo, hair and beard tamed to the best of his ability
>he will never leave you with just a kiss because he's a southern gentleman and doesn't fuck on the first date
>he will never go back on that anyway and ravage you against your front door
>you will never feel his fat american cock split you open as he pounds you into your bed
>you will never feel him dump his first ever load into your sloppy hole
>he will never kiss you goodnight and make you flapjacks in the morning

>>157922362
after the compulsory "blizzard refuses to admit theyre wrong" stage of balancing which can last anywhere from weeks to months

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>>157921957
After you, Dummy Head McPoopyPants

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>>157922498
>bullshit
IT'S A FUCKING SWORD
WHAT KIND OF WEEBSHIT DO YOU NEED TO DO FOR DEFLECTING MELEE ATTACKS TO BE BULLSHIT BUT SMACKING AWAY EXPLOSIONS AND BULLETS IS PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE

>>157922285
>that image
genjis deflect actually blocks melee attacks.

Jesus Christ is Phara shit. Blizzard is pretty retarded for having a roster of only a quarter is viable to play as.

>>157922498
>>157922512
I think this is actually the only problem with Genji

His reflect is basically frontal invulnerability which is bullshit. I shouldn't have a problem killing Genji as Reinhardt even when im standing right on top of my healers because he's immune to my hammer or all he has to do is deflect away if you get him low while you can't even melee him as any other class. I honestly wouldn't even care if they made his shurikens do more damage if they just removed his melee invul.

mercy ult needs another nerf with the charge team this is retarded, i just had a game where she revived twice in one teamfight

>inb4 kill her first
impossible if im the only one and everyone instantly goes for me when i try it

>>157922542
>Flashbang
Yes, after he's went through his deflect, dashed somewhere and then double jumped, then you better hit him with that flashbang and hope he's not on the other end of the map by then.

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>>157922587
Shut up Frog or you are next!

>>157922617
mercy is bad and you should feel bad for losing to her

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DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS GAME EXIST IN 3 FUCKING DIMENSIONS AND NOT KNOW HOW TO TURN AROUND? FOR FUCKS SAKE, ITS AS IF FLANKERS ARE LITTERALLY FUCKING PERMA STEALTHED HEROES IN THIS GOD DAMN GAME.

TURN
THE
FUCK
AROUND

>>157922450
His flashbang is designed to counter high mobility flankers (Tracer and Genji)

>>157922319
Sporty. Black and green looks really good.

If you play Reinhardt or Mercy you have no right to complain about your teammates. Ever. A trained monkey could play your character.

>>157922683
all you need is two dimensions for people to turn around

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>>157922530

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I just played my weirdest match of the night:
>King's Row
>attack
>other team running Widow, Hanzo, Genji, Junkrat, one tank and one support on defense
>we cruised through first two points
>got stalled hard attacking the last point because nobody wanted to go Winston and the weaboo squad were picking our heads off
>our own Widow doing nothing
>"Dude, go Winston and jump on their snipers. You aren't doing shit."
>"but we already have two tanks"
>isdisniggaserious
>our dumbass Widow finally pulled his head out his ass, picked Winston and jumped on the enemy snipers, helping us cap the last point
>switching sides
>enemy Junkrat goes Bastion and they mow us down with El Presidente
>Genji is behind us constantly harassing
>we don't have a Winston yet again
>they get within 5 meters of the last point with their retarded comp
>nano Reaper who is on top left
>he goes down and lets it rip
>"Fuck yeah, this bullshit is finally ov--"
>HELDEN STERBEN NICHT!
>wipe their asses out again
>win
>other team tilted, and one of the diamonds says that "plats should stay in plat"

It turns out that dumbass enemy Widow was on my team a few games before that and tried the same shit. I got a nice SR boost and that fag lost.

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>>157922362
Not soon enough

I like her a lot but gameplay wise she made the game worse by existing

>>157922609
>I think this is actually the only problem with Genji

Maybe you're an idiot then, he has a lot of problems. His reset shit, the fact that his ult hitbox is like 8m and not accurately visually represented, his microscopic head hitbox, his jumping hitbox in general making winston the only reliable damage dealer for him, moving stuns.

>>157922713
>have shit teammates as reinhardt
>can't call them shit even if they are shit just because my character is easier to play
nice logic, why not just play an easier character then if you're shit at the other ones?

>>157922730
I wonder if Tracer likes those

>>157922783
>yeah lets just remove everything that makes genji even usable, those are all problems
go back to r/overwatch if you want to make retarded balance decisions

>>157922748
I love picking Winston.
I still have a bit of PTSD from directly after they added the single hero rule, same reason I never pick Rein, but he still does really well.
I'll tell half the winstons on my team to fucking switch because the enemy team will have a zen+reaper and he either doesn't fucking look before he jumps or our team isn't applying enough pressure for him to not get instantly bursted down.

>>157922561
Please make a version where McCree doesn't know how to court and is easily flustered and makes a lot of mistakes but his being flustered makes him more cute.

>>157922908
I never said remove all those things you fucking illiterate

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>>157922861
Antioxidants

>>157922713
Wrong, Hanzo is most likely the most braindead hero out of all

What are some good carry heroes? Trying to get from ~3250 to 3500 for dat 2k bonus so I can get a golden Uzi.

Would Winston be fixed if he gun acted like the reverse of Symmetra's? As in, his gun started out with high damage but quickly reduced damage as you continue to fire it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUPJW9lmn9I

This guy is shitting on your waifu

Idk why, but below 3k
>every mercy locks onto heal and does nothing but heal the reinhart
>every lucio is stuck on heal mode all game
reinharts put up their shield nonstop, even when they're blocking nothing and it could be regenerating

you'd think the average person would know core mechanics, but nope

>>157922996
While scatter arrow is cheap you still actually have to be able to aim/snap-aim to be proficient with Hanzo.

>>157922713

Mercy players should be shot. They pick the worst support, heal until they get their ult, hide in a corner while everybody dies, and then press Q. They have a fucking martyr complex, thinking they are so selfless and brave by picking such one-dimensional character who hasn't been viable for months.

Mercy mains should be shot. Mercy players on KOTH should be shot twice. And Mercy's group members who defend her choice because "muh rez" should be annihilated.

>>157922728
which means they live in 1 dimension if they cant turn around.

>>157922713
Then why do I see so many retarded Reinhardts?
Also Junkrat's the dumbest character.

>>157923068
Nice try, fag. You aren't getting MY views!

>>157922285
most bullshit part is trying to flashbang at his feat and somehow the sword picks it up from a mile away and tosses it back at you

heh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMZoFlQw0jo

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>finish placements, 200 points from plat
>win 40, lose 40, win 40, lose 40
>for a week straight

>>157921942

Whenever I get too tilted, tired of shit teams to the point where I can't play tank anymore and just feel like getting carried I play Lucio.

The only time this doesn't apply is on KOTH and Hanamura point A where I can genuinely save the game by pushing people off cliffs.

>>157923068
why should i watch this or care about his opinion?

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>>157923134
>tfw my friend is trying to make me play Mercy because "dude, she's the best healer"

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>>157923084
>idk why
>but below 3k

because they're below 3k

>>157923068
Nothing says "I'm totally gay" more than hating on D.va

>>157923060

Winston isn't broken.

>>157923134
Mercyfags are always the ones to fly out into the middle of battle to """heal""" one guy and die over and over then blame their teammates.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/58fa2w/lumerico_is_the_new_overwatch/
do you think reddit is on to something

I'm a new player.
Can someone tell me what's so good about Ana?
I tried playing her but it's hard to hit people with that sniper rifle, be it teammates or enemies.
Is it like, if you're good with her she's great or what?

>>157923163
>Then why do I see so many retarded Reinhardts?
Reinhardt is possibly the slowest character in the game, the attacker favoring system is almost always against him, I've seen my swing connect but deal no damage so many fucking times it isn't even funny.
And as Reinhardt, assuming both teams dps are on relatively equal terms, a lot of the weight in the team fight depends on you.
As a McCree, if you fuck up during the 50 seconds in a minute that you aren't ulting or using a cooldown, all you need to is adjust aim and click again.
If you fuck up as a Rein you're liable to wind up dead and your team may follow shortly.

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>>157921675

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>>157922969
>Tracer slowly putting large blueberries in Blueberry's butthole
>then sucking them out one by one

>>157923302
To be fair to them they'll get spammed with "I need healing!" and "FUCKING HEALER SUCKS" in all chat if they don't take stupid risks like that

>>157923321
just no scope everyone

ult builds super fast

honestly shes not great as a solo support, usually best with another

>>157923321

>she's the most fun to play support hero
>her ult is a game changer
>can shut down many ults with her sleeping dart
>pretty good healing

>>157923273
>le 3k meme

As someone who has climbed from 2500 to 3500 I can tell you that range from 2700-3300 plays exactly the same skill wise

>>157923226
Guess you're where you belong

>>157923334
>Reinhardt is possibly the slowest character in the game
All characters have the same speed except Tracer and Genji who are about 9% faster

>>157922530

>"Hey! These aren't my glasses!"

>>157921613
why the fuck is there a spade shopped on her thigh

>>157923472
I'd devise that in 2500-3100 then 3100-3600.
It's a weird place where everyone is either good at aiming or good with their abilities, but never both.

>>157923408

Better healing than Mercy
Better sniping than Widow
Better ult cockblocker than Mei
Better hipfiring than soldier
Tankier than Winston

>>157923341
drawing mei plain lumpy fat instead of thic, into the trash

>>157923375
They deserve it for picking the worst healer.
>xboxhuge beam connecting you to your teammate
>weak as fuck
>single target healer
>discord is much more utilitarian than her buff
The ult is the only thing she has going for her and even then you're better off with a healer than can actually critically heal your team and save them from ults instead of rezzing after the fact.

>>157923321
>sleep dart to stop ults and incapacitate enemy for several seconds
>biotic grenade has awesome healing, a giant radius, and boosts all outside healing (works great with Lucio)
>biotic grenade also prevents enemy healing, making Zen's ult far less effective
>she does amazing healing from up close and afar
>can also fuck up enemies at the same time with her great range
>Nano-Boost basically decides battles: put it on Rein and let him bust a choke wide open or put it on Reaper and let it rip

Ana is the best or second best support now. Lucio still might be the best due to the AOE healing and speedboost, but Ana is way better than Mercy, who is a one-trick pony.

>>157923552
stuck solo queue since 1500, currently at 2500 mark, does it ever get better

>>157923068
i actually laughed at the widow/d.va bit being the only negative voiceline with the animation of her eyes going huge

>>157923259
It's the same as Soldier, if you can't play McCree you pick Soldier.

>>157922713
reing is virtually useless without a good team. same with zary and mercy. this is why people pick lucio supp or road tank, they dont need a team to function.

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>>157923505
>speed means distance traveled
Nigger take a step back.
90% of the abilities in this game are instantaneous, meanwhile everything Reinhardt does is broadcasted both visual and audibly a full fucking second before he does it.
His swing, shield up, charge wind up, firestrike windup, that full second you get to react to him shouting HAMMER and displaying the direction it will be DOWN that you can drop forcefield, raise barrier, bubble, hook him, flash him, boop him.
He his the slowest fucker in the game.

can someone post that wallpaper of all the overwatch sluts in front of a mirror that was posted a few threads ago?
I didn't save it and now I can't find it anywhere

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>>157923795
No.
You can have this one instead.

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>>157923795
got you pham

>>157923878
where is the tits version of this

>>157923693

How does one even drop down to 1500?

Anyway, all I do is solo-queue and I went from 2400 to 2800 just by using Ana, Zarya or Rein almost every match.

>>157923878
She is just the best.

>>157924027
started out that low from getting a mixed bag of fuck for team mates during placement

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>>157923917
thanks anon

DUDE LMAO 1 KILL HOOK

this hero can get fucked in particular

>Picking Mercy on koth
Please kys if you do this.

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torb op plz nerf bliz

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>>157924064
A qt.

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>>157922319
T.racer

>>157924119
>getting hooked
I remember how fun this game was when I just got it.

>>157924119
That's the one thing Paladins does better that OW. Their version of Roadhog/Pudge is an actual tank and fights with the team rather than a tank that corner peeks all day and deletes anyone who's not also a tank.

>>157923917
>BRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPTTTTTT
>Implying military girls know how to clean their asses

It must smell like ass in there. And not in the good way.

>>157924127
>Picking Mercy
Please kys if you do this.

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watch and learn

>>157923917
shit crusted unwashed asses

>>157924175
Timestamp your rank dsg poster

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>>157924167
>consoletard
kek

I want an animated short featuring Jesse "the Best" McCree

>>157924242
how did he walk without looking

>>157924167
>posting the same thing as last thread because you didn't get enough (You)s
Here's a freebie, now try harder.

>>157924242
>dashing before you have a certain kill
Deserved it.

>>157924291
I want one with Roadhog and Junk

>there are people playing with music enabled in-game

>>157924340
If it ends up with Junkrat dying, I'd want that too.

>>157923134
What is it about Mercy players that always cause them to act like faggots?

I used to know this one that always insisted on solo healing (in comp) shortly after the patch where she got buffed. He was 100% positive that she was the "new meta" since Lucio's boost got nerfed the same patch. He would always go off on randoms who tried to go a second healer to the point where they'd actually switch off and we'd lose then cry on mic when our DPS didn't have enough "presence".

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>>157924242
>DTN breaking after the failure that is APAC
kinda sad tbqh

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>>157924064
the best at pleasuring BBCs

>>157924291
>>157924340
>wanting to have animated shorts for heroes that already got a comic

you greedy fucks, the next short will be for D.va or Zarya

>>157924386
elo isn't an acronym, there is no need to capitalize it

>>157924334
You get your dash back when you ult, he's just terrible and walked in a straight line instead of jumping around and dashing like a madman.

>>157924386
>ELO

? this game doesn't use elo, it's a chess thing

fag

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>>157924334

here is your (you) refund

>>157924242
>shit genji gets killed instantly
now post how to deal with a good genji

>>157924445
>D.Va
who gives a fuck

But yeah, the russian war front with Omnics might be cool

>>157924179
Their version of Pharah not sucking ass is definitely a second thing it has on OW

>let's make hard to use ultimates be easily nullified by abilities on 4 - 8 second cooldowns

nice balancing blizztards. pressing Q as mccree literally summons a random deflecting genji or sleep dart from nowhere.

>>157924529
every competitive game with matchmaking uses a variation of arpad's system
>tfw i got baited

>>157924559
>who gives a fuck

I do fuccboi

>>157924614
Wait an extra second and a half before you press left mouse you shitter, and if you get sleep darted your positioning is bad.

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>>157924614
>situational awareness

>>157921710
Who the fuck is Geni? Genji?

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>>157923334
>If you fuck up as a Rein you're liable to wind up dead and your team may follow shortly.

This, playing as a rein in hollywood when i died the enemy team started to take the point when we were 1:00 away from winning

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http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749867232

>rank doesn't matter
>d-d-dont bring mine up though

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>>157924440
>that face

>>157923309
>reddit
>not insane rambling
Pick one

>>157924445
That would be cool. But I assume if they're gonna make a new animated short, it would be Sombra in a new map.

>>157921675
You could at least try to be original and non-annoying. Like that Tracer/Genji anon. Faggots like you are the reason why people form a strong revulsion to particular ships and shipping in general

What's the lowest risk/integrity highest reward hero? Someone it's not scary to fuck up with but is great if you get it going

does anyone have the pic of d.va smoking

>>157924617
no
you're also dumb for thinking this game uses elo or any other ranked game
you're most likely a disgusting league faggote, that's where this ignorant dumb shit comes from calling everything ranked 'elo'

>NX announcement a little over 30 minutes
>starts off with a black screen
>purple text starts appearing
>"initiating SOMBRA protocol"
>bunch of code starts appearing, loading the actual NX announcement video
How would you react, /owg/?

>>157924802
Zarya

>>157924614
McCree mains have no room to complain about their ult while Pharah exists in her current state

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>>157924742
>Bronze

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>>157921904
How is a young cowboy more kawaii than a literal nip naruto ninja?

>>157922419
Nobody gives a fuck. Kill yourself

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>>157924852

>>157924852
>NX
This isn't /v/, no one cares about Nintendo.

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>R: I shouldn't be surprised that you took his side

What does he mean by this?

>>157924835
yeah

>>157924802
roadhog has basically 0 risk and extremely high reward

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>>157924835

reminder that Lumerico is just code for nu-Overwatch and all the employees in the emails are code for Overwatch heroes like D.Va and Bastion (the espresso machine)

>>157924852

Yell, "SHUT UP AND PUT HER ON THE PTR ALREADY. WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS BULLSHIT"

>>157924905
Reaper is a whiny baby and nobody likes him so he's salty

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>>157924892
i only care about naruto's older brother

>>157924905
it means that Jack x Ana is canon, LITERALLY everyone knows this

Is there any way to make a new account without buying a second game?

>>157924921
reminder that none of this matters and you have to wait until blizzcon anyway

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>>157924896
I care

>>157922319
>no Scary Tracer for Halloween
Blizzard is retarded

>>157924921
lets say this is true since bastion got compromised and they are trying to fix it, what do you think bastion is doing while he is compromised?

>>157924985
but Hanzo is a gigantic asshole, why would you like him?

>>157924919
>roadhog has basically 0 risk
Except for risk of giving your enemy free ult charge

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If you could nuke the Overwatch fanbase on either Reddit or Twitter, which one would you pick and why?

>>157924868
Hell, I'd argue not even Pharah's can argue when S76's ult is so worthless. At least you have potential to combo her ultimate well, or to make a skillful solo ult to eliminate squishies.

S76 gets aimbot! But it can't headshot, so say goodbye to your damage. And if ANYONE walks in front of your target, you're moving to them: no exceptions. Oh, and you're also still just as squishy as before with no mobility outside or wasting your ult. Have fun!

>>157925039
There's nothing scary in London other than white youths listening to grime and pretending to be brought up in poverty. She already has a black tracksuit looking skin so that's covered.

>>157924905
>not taking the side of your second in command

>>157924991
November is gonna hurt bucko, and hurt bad.

>>157925102
/owg/

>>157925039
punk tracer already makes for a good halloween skin desu

>>157924559
Ignoring the waifu possibilites, it might just be underwater warfare with mechagodzillas

>>157925102
/owg/ probably, we deserve it

>>157925079
>hanzo's gigantic asshole

>>157925057
writing a GUI in visual basic to hack OW members' IPs

>>157925102
homo posters for homo posting

>>157925102
4chan

>>157925102
/owg/

>>157925159
long term side effects of big american dick

>>157925097
Haha nice meme my dude

>>157925102
/owg/, not a contest

>with 50% winrate in ranked, playing 50-100~ games of the least played heroes in the game such as torbjörn, you will inevitably reach top 500
>this is because the global average stats for least played heroes has least data to balance from, thus winning with the hero will get you higher SR than normally

nice design blizztards

>>157925151
although that sounds cool as fuck mate we all know its gonna be waifu faggotry

>>157923917
As a guy coming from /fit/ Zarya's ass would look better due to the heavy lifting she dose, specifically squats that shit is glutes for the sloots fuel. Finally bothered me enough to say something

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>>157925128
Jack wasn't always the big boss you know. Also why single her out? Everybody was a subordinate under Jack in Overwatch including Reyes.

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>>157924921
>believing reddit

>>157925128
>November is gonna hurt bucko, and hurt bad.
why, what happens in November?

>>157925336
Blizzcon.... Blizzcon happens in November...

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>>157925079
Because he's pretty, you fag. And because I like to be abused

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>>157925159

>>157925102
>all these fuckers that say /owg/
We didn't make Hanzo gay and Tracer tranny

>>157925374
Im already hurt from seeing sombra's design.

>it is not too late to find redemption, brother
>I am beyond redemption, brother
>YOU WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING
>HAHA JUST LIKE WE WERE KIDS
>YOU WERE NEVER MY EQUAL
getting mixed signals here desu

>>157925102
/owg/

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>>157925301
Ana was literally appointed that position in her bio.
Also it's clear she was good friends to the both of them so it makes sense that she would be dragged into their fight. It also makes sense that she would want them back together after seeing how well they worked together in the early days.

>>157925429
its called shitty writing, usual phenomenon when you want to force a story/character interactions in a game without plot

>>157925420
I have no issues for the design but I would celebrate if Sombra was a female omnic instead

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>>157925079
He's calmed down a lot, he's gotten a little bit of humor and seems to feel bad for beating up Genji (even though he was entirely justified)

>>157925489
the purple color scheme is ugly as fuck

>>157925039
There also probably won't be a Baby skin for Valentine's day or Ginger skin for, I don't know, Easter?

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>everyone wants to nuke /owg/
you do realize you guys don't have to be here.

>>157925489
That's also what I expected, a female omnic with edgy robotic voice filter.

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>>157925381
>posting young hanzo
Is he pretty now?

>>157925489
But Sombra is killing omnics

>>157925498
>he's gotten a little bit of humor and seems to feel bad for beating up Genji
oh really? explain >>157925429

>>157925480
>Shitty Writing
>In a Blizzard game

>>157925498
You're not wrong but I doubt that the condition that left him as a cyborg ninja constitutes the use of "beating up", and I also doubt "doing it for the honor of my criminal clan" is justified

>>157925586
Killing or controlling?

>>157925558
i dont like reddit for the indirect posting and its too much hugbox to my liking

4chan has its good points, enough to keep coming back but honestly i hate all of you with a burning passion and id press the shiny red nuke button anytime

>>157925102
reddit. it's the most cancerous of cancers

>>157925102
>>>157925137 >>157925158 >>157925187 >>157925205 >>157925214 >>157925240 >>157925390 >>157925440

>not tumblr

fuck all of you

>>157922609
Technically he is blocking, so it does make sense that he could block melee attacks.

>patch with patchnotes

I guess the end is near.

>>157925558
I love you, this is why I am here. But I also hate you.

>>157925390
I don't believe you

>>157925586
she's an uncle ruckus, no relation

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>>157925602
He's just a little bit better.

Listen to his interaction with Junkrat, he he sounds kawaii as fuck when he's joking around.

>>157925571

Hanzo is definitely more attractive older.

>>157925614
You might want to check their flagship franchise and what a cesspool of corrupted/redeemed villain of the week it has become before defending Blizzard.

Every single day I will await for there to at LEAST be a two-hero limit in Quickplay.

I'm so sick of everyone going Hanzo "for the lulz."

Yes, I am also not happy that two people on our team are Hanzo.

No, also going Hanzo isn't going to fix it.

>>157924921
That was the most retarded post on a subreddit already filled almost exclusively with retards. That faggot probably lives in a basement and lines his walls with overwatch heroes photos and red thread connections

>>157925759
Accurate from 1200-4200

>>157925757
So what you're saying is hero limit isn't a problem?

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>>157925079
unfortunately anon, i like them frosty and pretty.

>>157925650
>my post >>157925390
>not tumblr

Can you read retard?

>>157925558
I'm only here because this is the only place that isn't a hugbox, but I truthfully cannot stand this place and the people infuriate me on another level.

>>157925745
Hanzo looks like an elder Arab man if you look at his model closely. He also has a "dad" bod. I mean if you are into that sort of thing

>>157925336
First Strike

>>157925749
seems i used the implied wrong then; its still early for me.

Shitty writing? In a blizzard game? Surely, you jest! Of course there is shit writing in a blizzard game, its blizzard

>>157925745
but why does Hanzo still hate Genji? I thought he regretted killing him?

>>157925865
fuck you fucktard

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>>157925571
Yes. Even though he's not my husbando I still think he's the most handsome of overwatch men

>>157925907
My understanding is that he thinks this Cyborg Genji isn't Genji but rather someone who is besmirching the memory of his brother. Either that or continued shit writing from Blizzard that makes Hanzo bipolar

is there any real reason to play soldier 76

is there anything that he does better than any other hero

>>157925834
No.

I'm saying Quickplay needs a hero limit.

>>157925907
hanzo is autistic or something

>>157925970
healing field

>>157925961
who is your husbando?

>>157925907
>>157925969
>tfw you hate yourself for killing your brother
>tfw he survived
>tfw he makes contact with you again
>tfw you're reminded of why you always hated him
>tfw he's still a stupid fuccboi that insults the family name
>and now a filthy omnic too
>and he also was a snitch who got your whole clan thrown in jail
feels conflicted, man

>>157925390
>Tracer tranny

Did you miss all the Tracer (male) posts these past few days or what?

>>157925796
>>157925796
>haha le upvote because big text xDD

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>Rein put your shield up!
>Rein wtf shield
>This Rein is shit
>Rein never has shield up
They need to increase the volume on his queues or have a teamwide display for barrier health because I'm getting sick of this shit.
I try to stay calm but this shit pisses me off so bad then I start playing unnecessarily aggressive and dying.

>>157926029
90% of people actively run away from it

>>157925907
He doesn't hate Genji he hates himself just as Pharoh was looking for the enemy outside when it was living in his home.

>>157925907
You can disapprove of your brother's life choices and still regret killing him. I don't get how this is so hard to understand for some people. Not to mention the fact that after Genji's death everything fell apart, both his clan and himself included, and now it suddenly turns out that he's not dead after all and he didn't need to spend all those years mourning him and searching for redemption. It all results in a lot of inner turmoil.

>>157925884
He's super lean and muscular my dude

He also is clearly modeled somewhat after Toshiro Mifune

>>157921675
Mei finds him disgusting and wants him to die.

>>157926081
I ignore waifushit
But I'm pretty sure we've not invented this

>>157926095
"Barrier at 500"
"Barrier at 250"
"Barrier broken."

You have a mic for a reason.

>>157926114
>just as Pharoh was looking for the enemy outside when it was living in his home
wut

>>157925884
he's almost 40, guy won't be sporting a 6 pack anytime soon

>>157926095
>Their Reinhardt's shield always stays up indefinitely
>My shield always dies in 3 seconds
I wish my team could press M1.

>>157925969
>Hanzo plinks Genji in game
"Ha! Just like when we were kids!"

I'm pretty sure he acknowledges that Robo Ninja Man is his bb bro.
It's just Blizzard being unable to retain lore fidelity.

>>157925907
Because blizzard is retarded
>o god why did i kill muh lil bro
>I must redeem myself for this terrible act, lil bro didn't deserve this
>YOU WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING

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>>157926056
It's old Strike-Commander Morrison

>>157926095
This is why you just go Winston

Wouldn't it be funny if Overwatch was a NX launch title?

>>157926258
I agree with this (as this whole thing of "i didnt have to regret and find redemption as my shit itoutou is still alive" or whatever is just filling in holes that doesn't have concrete evidence for it)

>>157926095
>holding shield at choke, ana is shooting nearby
>shield breaks, i get out of the way to regenerate
>ana stays still, gets wrecked
>"of course rein doesnt shield me"
Don't scope so much you stupid slut

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post em

>>157926342
It would because it would show again just how fucking clueless nintendo is

>>157925452
She seems to want him dead just as much as jack does.

>>157926342
Where's the joke Buckley

>>157926405
>replacing old ana
>replacing clint eastwood 76
Fuck you

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>Bones break.... pain is temporary... scars look good

Did he mean his scars or scars in general?

>>157926429
No she doesn't

>>157926342
Yeah man, that would be sick! I'm so hyped for the NX!

[$0.04 will be deposited to your account.]
[Delete this section when posting.]

> the ARG means literally nothing and Blizz execs ordered Sombra to be released at the con all along
> reminder that the leak proves Sombra is ready and is being played throughout the company internally right now

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>>>157926405
ok

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>You marry and have kids with your favorite hero but they will be raised by your least played hero

Post'em

>>157926243
It has double meaning- literally and metaphorically but both lead to the same element. Moses was living under his house but also his own worst enemy and hatred was himself. It's a quote from Rumi

>>157926558
>Marrying three people

Shit taste tbqh Abdul

>>157926429
Because he turned into a homicidal maniac?
Anyway, she hasn't really shown anything on the issue right now besides pity.

What makes you think she wants to kill him?

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>>157926501
He meant reyes' scars

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>>157926405

>>157926243
I
SEND
THE
SWARM
I
SEND
THE
SWORD
THUS
SAITH
THE LORD

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Why si everyone talking about PTR on the forums? Shit's offline.

>>157926564
marry mercy, raised by widowmaker.

uh oh.

>>157926564
>mccree
>hog
i'm alright with this.

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Daily reminder that "It's just Quick Play" is no valid excuses for playing like a retarded faggot.

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>>157926405

>>157926710
>Reaper
>homicidal maniac
please. Reaper is still very much lucid

>>157926716
There is nothing under the hood and the mask. He is literally a ghost, that's why Ana was so shocked.

>>157926751
>Looks like Mercy
>Is a sexy assassin like Widow

I like your daughter already anon

>>157926342
Well it runs Skyrim, so I guess it's possible.

>>157926564
>marrying 76
>raised by mercy

I'd rather kill my kids with my own hands than let that waste of space anywhere near them

>>157923004
Zarya / ana / any dps / mei

>join match with 30 seconds left
>lose, team wasn't even close to winning
>teammate who sounds 12 years old gets on voice chat and blames it on me
>confused lucio.jpg

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>>157923134
>>157923302
>>157924375

>on numbani defense, pick rein
>play like shit the whole game, charging in at bad times, missing firestrikes, but it's QP so whatever
>In the end our mercy gets blamed for using her pistol too much and not healing
>"fucking useless healer"
I'll take it