Overwatch General /owg/

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Hana Dong

I finally beat Junkenstein's hard mode.
>now my struggle to find people to do medium no damage run...
kill me now.

>master genji player
>is decent at getting kills but has absolutely no idea how to teamwork
>is also some sort of asian and barely speaks english
>blames everyone else

every tim

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>>157660634

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I've never been one for tanks. Shooters, MMOs, rpgs, you name it. The big bulky guys are never really my schtick. I've tried D.Va, and she's okay. Zarya I can't play for shit, since I can't aim her fucking laser long enough for it to be anything more than a tickle. Winston relies on not only me not being retarded, but my team not being retarded, so that's a no-go. His damage disappoints me as well.

But today I started playing Reinhardt. And today I realized Earth Shatter makes my dick hardt. Holy shit.

thanks for reading my blog I hope you pull that legendary you really want

Halloween's theme was Frankenstein's Monster.
Christmas's theme will be the Nutcracker.

I guarantee you.

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>>157660708
>struggling in pve mode
what u doing with ur life

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>98.2452%
So, update tomorrow right?

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Zarya gains less charge but loses it slower,

Now she can't 0 to 100 instantly, is she fine now?

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!!!VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION!!!

Roadhog removed from the game fucking when?

Reminder that CS:GO Players could dominate the Overwatch competitive scene if they cared to play.

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>>157660835
Welcome to the club, anon.

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>tfw Ana boosts you as Zen instead of the Rein

>>157660839
>the nutcracker
>not A Christmas Carol

We've got plenty of ghosts to share.

>>157660893
>Blaming hook on your connection
Ok

>>157660884
Suggesting there is a problem with Zarya is Gold tier and below thinking.

>>157660884
No, she still does too much damage and her range is too long on LMB and her shields are still get out of jail free cards and her damage isn't calculated correctly against armor and she builds ult too fast and her bubbles ignore firestrike while gaining charge from it

>>157660875
>struggling to have not half brain retards in pve mode.
I can't carry if im dps with no heals
I can't carry if im healer with no dps to kill everything.
It's a painful cycle anon.

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Cutest and best pairing

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reyes needs a hug

>>157660934
>Ana boosts me as Lucio
>speed boost and go behind enemy lines with the speed of a thousand niggers

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How can one man be so damn good?

>>157660947
>Toy Soldier 76
>Ballerina Widow
>literal rat Junkrat

No it's gonna be the nutcracker, Reaper had his time to shine in the Halloween event already.

>>157660974
Nice excuse roadshit

>>157660906
I brought the hammer down on 4 people. One outright died, the other died to a hammer swing. The other died to flame strike, and the other was eviscerated by my team.

I'm converted. Now to get some skins for the ol' bastard.

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why can't blizzard make more fun characters like Mei?

>less than 3k dmg in the first round as rein
>gold dmg
why team why

>>157660975
shouldn't a game be balanced around the highest level of play though?

>>157661002
what
just pick cree, or soldier if you suck at aiming and you can carry it with a team of monkeys

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help

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>when pin a roadhog as he starts healing

>>157661105
I would but I'm literally in the same situation as you desu.

>>157660984
Example of a Bronze tier.
Notice how it whines and and sounds like a 10 year old.

>>157661060
>ballerina widow

We have two

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Genji will sit on my face. Nothing can stop me.

>>157661102
I do pick americree and carry but
>no damage in medium
i cant do it alone anon.

HAVE YOU GOT YOUR 4 HALLOWEEN ACHIEVEMENTS YET?

>>157661105
I would but isn't there a cap on who you can duo with?

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My gf is getting into OW. She only wants to play Pharah. Any tips to help her get better?

>>157660835
Reinhardt is the only tank that plays like a tank. From what I've played on consoles he's always a must pick because Zarya can't aim well enough to push payloads like Reinhardt can. The Reinhardt on my team is a total bro and is always down for me to get behind him and take potshots with McCree or Zenyatta. Dude always gets a card for blocking +20,000 damage too.

>>157661297
tell her to play something less shitty

>>157661163
Are you that same retard who said Winston counters Zarya

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>new thread and no smugberry posts yet

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>>157661250
>Got all of them except the Junkenstein hard mode.

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>playing WINston on hanamura
>enemy rein charges me
>oh fuck I don't have enough health to survive the pin
>he pushes past the walls on the point
>flies off cliff
>I jump as soon as I can as he falls to his death

>>157661057
How is this good? This is like normal pharah play.

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>>157661336
Game or hero?

>>157661317
Plus earthshatter makes opponents fall down spread eagle and its way easier to shoot them in the dick.

>>157661250
yes, did em all today solo queueing

Genji on the enemy team instantly brings down my accuracy to 35%-40, it's getting on my nerves.

>>157661435
hero but finding a better game isn't a bad idea either

>>157660906
Swap the bottom and top right frame and I agree

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>There are people in this thread that genuinely think Genji is OP

>>157660984
I mean you could say that about genji with a deflect and a reset dash.

What if it was maximum 25% charge per bubble but depleated slower? Firestrikes wouldn't be so much of a problem then

>>157660975
Aside from the 100% pick rate in competitive I don't know. Kind of like how all the other nerfed characters were before they were balanced? I'm a zarya main too and I admit she's too good right now

>>157661293
no

>>157661498
Think positively. If there is Rein, he will bring it back up

what's with qp lately
it's shittier than ever

>>157661616
What are his weakeness?

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I thought auto-locking dps was cancer. I was wrong.

>JR
>Ana boosts the Hanzo

fml

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>>157660634
Junebug >B.Va
>>157659306
Lucio isnt fun anon.
D.Va is.

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add me i need help im stuck in silver help help help I CANT WIN THESE GAMES ON MY OWN

>>157661158
pinning roadhog is literally suicide

does this general bully people for being low ranked

I asked the iDOLM@STER people if their game is fun and they told me to play Love Live! instead. So then I asked the Love Live! people if their game is fun and the told me to play Grand Order instead. So then I asked the Grand Order people if their game is fun and the told me to play Granblue Fantasy instead. So then I asked the Granblue Fantasy people if their game is fun and the told me to play Overwatch instead.

Is this game fun?

>>157661849
Yes

But I won't unless you're bronze

>>157661849
Yeah ur garbage LOL

>>157661616
>deflect has high uptime, low cooldown, huge hitbox and can deflect ults
>high mobility and damage output
>Winston is more or less his only counter and even that's debateable

>>157661297
Tell her to lead her shots and not shoot where people are unless they are immobile. That and you pick Mercy and stay on her ass when needed.

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>>157661393

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>>157661894
you should play paladins desu :^)

>>157661762
>pin
>hammer
>jump back and shield
>juke out the hook
>smash
>jump back and shield
>smash
>100% ult

Zarya is fine, nerf fucking Ana instead.

>>157661681
Zarya, Mei and Winston are the big ones. A good Roadhog can also shut him down as well.

>>157661685
That's what happened to me. I was doing well then thought "ok I'm going to just fill on competitive so that we always have a good team comp, that's what matters" and went crashing down and stayed there. Now I'm just an autolocking faggot and climbing back up.

>>157661616
Care to name a glaring weakness found in his completely overloaded kit?

>>157662049
Low health

>>157661618
I think the "problem with Zarya" - is more a problem with Tank versus DPS overall. DPS heroes feel like they're underperforming to me, why pick a DPS, when most of the tanks (Rein, Zarya, Dva, Hog, Mei) and half the supports (Zen, Ana, Sym) can do just as much damage while providing utility?

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>>157661908
Here is something to think about:

There are approximately as many bronze players as there are (grand)masters.

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Reminder:

>76 and Reaper never once refer to each other as friends or even old friends
>Mercy described them as one of Overwatch's "closest bonds"
>Reaper claims to know everything about Morrison
>76 was described as a tactical professional in combat and when realizing Reyes was near lost his grit and fell into a clear trap needing Ana to bail him out
>the only reason (so far) they joined Overwatch is because they wanted to join together
>in the Junkenstien brawl, the only reason 76 is there is to fight Reaper, even going against his own morals to do so
>says Reaper is not simply a monster but a wicked man

If you don't see it coming by now, you still have time to get ready.

>>157662047
Yes! I couldn't believe it when I made the switch. I had no idea how incompetent most other dos players were. So much lost SR trying to babysit losers.

>>157661720
I'll bug your june

>>157661960
oink

>>157662007
They both need nerfs, heroes shouldn't be good at everything and bad at nothing. Every tank except D.Va does too much damage

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>>157662110
>Rein
>D.Va
>Sym
>Doing any damage or being support

>>157662018
>this character is so strong that the only characters that can reliably do anything to him all have beams that get deflected by his highly skillfull Deflect. And he has the mobility to completely dissengage three if them at will.

Yeah, weaknesses.

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>>157662143
There's something so inherently pure and noble about the love of two brothers in arms.

Do you have any more pictures of Reaper and 76 just kissing? All of mine are either porn or abuse

>>157662089
Low Health doesn't mean jack shit when he has every option in the world to avoid and mitigate damage.

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this is how you can tell you're having a good game

>>157661849
Hahaha you suck m8 git gud

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Think of a passive for someone that doesn't have one!

>>157662256
>rein doesn't do damage
YOU'RE POWERED UP, GET IN THERE

>>157661894
>I asked the iDOLM@STER people if their game is fun
It is if you know your moonrunes. Otherwise there isn't much to play.

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>>157662256
>he thinks rein does bad damage

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>>157662143
76 banged Reaper, Mercy fucks Pharah on a regular basis.
Roadhog and Junkrat are practically in a domestic partnership and banter back and forth like a married couple.

Any more confirmed relationships?

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>>157660634
doesn't stink

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When does Season 2 competitive end, senpai?

>>157662478
you need to go back

>>157662358
>4 elims
>6 deaths
>junkrat
>gold
Sounds about right

>>157662373
Soldier 76, Gets Better With Age, deals increasingly larger amounts of damage the longer you stay alive.

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>>157662358
How I can tell I'm stuck with retards on my team.

I cant wait for November

76xAna will be confirmed and all the gay shippers can fuck off

>>157662478
>OW's lead writer is a self insert shipperfag trying to push his genji and mercy shipping as hard as he can
>all of pharah and mercy's pregame dialouge was "accidently" disabled by a "bug" when new genji and mercy lines were added

Pretty sickening desu

Going to pick Widow my worst hero next game

>>157662373

>Symmetra

>Reaching full charge on your microwave gun gives you a 20% speed boost

>Tfw like hockey
>starting to like playing Lucio
>have 950 coins

Should I buy the hockey outfit

Can I melee people with the stick

>>157662358
>not even on fire
>stats like you're 2 minutes into the game
>4 kills on 7.75k damage
m8 your team is horrible

>>157662478
Reaper76 and Roadrat actually make sense but Pharmercy really doesn't. What do they have in common other than that they are both tied to Overwatch? Have they ever said a word to each other? By that logic Sombra could be fucking Reinhardt.

>>157662373
>Reinhardt
Honor and Glory: For every 500 damage blocked with barrier field, he heals himself for 100 health.

>>157662689
its funny, cause if you tell them that they freak the fuck out

tfw dunning-kruger

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>>157662558
What? you don't like sky high flying lesbians?

>>157662716
But then he would literally never die.

So how quickly does the Sombra % go up? Wanna know if its worth staying up or not

>>157662680
No its still his fist.
Also FrogSuit BestSuit

>>157662697

Implying rein isnt fucking everyone

>>157662671
>>all of pharah and mercy's pregame dialouge was "accidently" disabled by a "bug" when new genji and mercy lines were added
Explain?

>>157662478
Homosexual shipping is retarded considering 98% of the audience is straight white males.

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Sweet Jesus just take me now, I keep getting stacked against premades as solo queue.

This game can go fuck itself until they make it solo friendly

>>157662697
Pharah and Mercy have pregame dialouge if flying together. That's it though. No ship really makes sense except Ana and 76.

HOW DO I HIDE CHAT????

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>>157662143
>>Mercy described them as one of Overwatch's "closest bonds"
where?

>76 was described as a tactical professional in combat and when realizing Reyes was near lost his grit and fell into a clear trap needing Ana to bail him out
What?

>the only reason (so far) they joined Overwatch is because they wanted to join together
OR because humanity was, you know, on the brink of destruction, and they were super soldiers that could help

>in the Junkenstien brawl, the only reason 76 is there is to fight Reaper, even going against his own morals to do so
Because he's clearly his nemesis, which doesn't necessarily mean they had sex

I'm all for old lovers turning nemeses because of a bad break up, but you're really reaching here, friendorino. The only point that could be in favour of butt sex is the mercy thing, but i'll wait for the source of that first

>>157662457
Rein does a lot of damage but the issue with him doing damage is that he is not shielding. If you are picking rein and not shielding why are you playing rein?
>>157662269
Are you a Bastion main or something? Just don't shoot him when he deflects. Also you shouldn't have any issues with countering Genji with Mei or Winston as both can stop his disengage.

>>157662802
Only if the enemy is pure shitter league, but then he wouldn't die anyway.

Why are Roadhog mains the best mains?

Ignore the fact they can't count to ten

>>157662901
This. I'd rather the wait to find a game take longer if it would be solos versus solos.

>>157662860
>Implying straight white guys don't like gay women in relationships.

Anon, that was the weirdest thing you have ever said.

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>>157662906
>Ana and 76

76 belongs to one man only.

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>>157662857
Some voice lines were disabled when they changed the system and won't be added back until an upcoming patch.

>>157662998
Once its confirmed that Ana and 76 are together in November are you gonna kill yourself?

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>>157662324
got plenty of tender moments. No demand for it here though. People just want to fap

>>157662985
>implying I want to see 76 having sex with reaper

Stop shoving your homosexuality onto other, shitlord

>>157662860
I think you underestimate how popular overwatch characters are with women.

>>157662831
http://pixelondemand.com/amic/

>enumbre sniping moonmoon

Okay lets see these autism wars

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Rate my me-me

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>>157663067
What if I just want to fap to tender moments?

>>157662697
Mercy is bleating something about Ana, and Pharah cuts her off

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>>157663070
Oh fuck off.

Just because you're a closeted white man doesn't mean everyone is stuck in the closet like you.

Just because you're a white guy doesn't mean you have to be an intolerant fuckface and reinforce the stereotype.

I don't give a shit about the male x male ships, but whatever they don't bother me.

I care about Pharmercy and how adorable it is.

>>157663146
I'm afraid I need sauce

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>>157663051
Nah, I don't think so.

When it's unconfirmed, will you?

>>157663265
Dont need to plan it, its obvious Ana and 76 had a relationship that resulted in baby Pharah

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>>157662998
Sure, but Ana is not a man. Reyes can share jackieboy with Ana as long as his ass belongs to him

>>157663236
I still don't get this.
You might as well say how adorable A rock and a sheep is, because it's all coming down to how the artist draws it, since there's no basis in any interactions or story beyond the most shallow.

>>157663236
>white guy

I'm gay and I think you're fucking cancer. Go back to tumblr and stop making all of us look bad.

>>157663236
Why are there genuine unironic tumblrtards in this general? I see these types of posts way too often for it to be a joke. Why this game? Why? Why'd your pathetic type have to latch onto this one? Fuck, man I'm so sick of seeing this shit.

>>157663026
>says it's going to be fixed in that post
> won't be added back until an upcoming patch.
learn to read retard

>>157663363
>Implying 4chan doesn't already make you look like a desperate social retard in the first place.
Good one anon.

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>>157662942
>If you are picking rein and not shielding why are you playing rein?

Hard carry

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>>157663148
well, sure, I can arrange that for you

>>157663410
They latched the instant Zarya was revealed

They dont care that shes actually an intolerant racist

>>157663410
Sick of what shit? People calling out homophobia? lel

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friendly reminder this game requires 0 skill

>>157663314
Oh geez. Your headcanon really is shit.

>>157663319
Hmm, I can work with this. As long as everyone is aware of who Jack really belongs to.

>>157663413
>will get them fixed in an upcoming patch

Literally what I fucking said you mong

>>157662934
>where?
76's biography

>What?
You didn't read the comic?

>OR because humanity was, you know, on the brink of destruction, and they were super soldiers that could help
First of all, how would you know this if you didn't read 76's biography? Second, it's the only listed reason. You're assuming that's why, but why would Reyes feel that way? It's point blank stated they joined Overwatch because they made the decision to do so together.

>Because he's clearly his nemesis, which doesn't necessarily mean they had sex
In the game, it's stated his goal is to hunt down those who betrayed Overwatch and wanted him dead. In the Junkstein brawl his only goal is Reaper.
Is that suggesting that's his real goal in the main story or what? The wicked man thing also worth mentioning. If you want to pull hairs, which you are, the Junkenstein interactions are not canon in general anyway.

>you're really reaching here
No, reaching would be trying to turn around his comment about thinking scars look good.

All I did was list facts.

>>157663410
I just wish they'd stay int heir little tumblrite ghetto. Let them like and play whatever they want, just away from here

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>>157663464
At least make a image about how you get queued against premade groups of people as solo and how no matter how well you perform as individual within a team you wont move rank up because your retard teammates drag you down over and over.

>>157663464
>Can't aim for shit?
>splash damage
>pharah being ANYWHERE NEAR THOSE TWO THINGS

shit list

>>157663464
>McCree and Pharah
>not needing to aim well

What? If you can't headshot with McCree don't even play him, and Pharah is self explanatory.

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>>157663448
Please do, anon. I have too much 76abuse and rape fetish shit.

>>157663460
Stop.

>>157663460
It's not homophobia, it's forcing your dumb ships down everyone's throats every day, every other post, every thread, and then acting like the victim when people tell you to shut the fuck up. It's typical tumblr bullshit and I don't know why it's here.

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>almost a week into the halloween event
>still no Witch Mercy

>>157663410
I'm not from tumblr, faggot.
It's called googling the image and posting it.

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>>157663314
It's not his baby and she was born in Overwatch. How the fuck do you explain that?

I bet Reaper plowed Tracers boipussy

>>157660835
>>157660906

>tfw playing reinhardt for the first time
>becoming my teams living shield

Holy shit it feels amazing!

>>157663648
Boy you sure act like it, you fucking faggot. Easy mistake to make considering the drivel you typed.

>>157663653
>How the fuck do you explain that?
76 put his penis into Anas vagina, thats how sex works

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>>157663632
Get over it fag hater, your kind's days are numbered.

>>157663148
Fuck off to >>>/y/ then you inbred faggot

>>157663632
but no one complains when it's a lesbo ship.

If there were dedicated servers for Overwatch, how long would it be till all the pros jump ship for "Pro-Mod" servers?

>>157663535
>First of all, how would you know this if you didn't read 76's biography?
I just don't remember everything I read. If you say it's there, then it's there. I believe you

> the Junkenstein interactions are not canon in general anyway.
Then you shouldn't be using anything in that brawl as proof either. Though the brawl interactions and roles are not baseless, they are all tongue-in-cheek

>>157663792
Dude, this shit bag is complaining bout Pharmercy. Where have you been this whole thread?

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>>157663656
Is Tracer (male) the hottest new meme?

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>>157663647
>Buy Witch Mercy with currency
>Get it in the next loot box

>>157663741
>Morrison came from bum fuck bloomington farmers
>Pharah is clearly stated to descend from a long line of highly decorated soldiers.

Which one are you hoping gets retcon'd first for your ship to work?

Is Overwatch microstuttering (not sure if that's the right word) a common issue? My computer runs the game at 60 FPS, but there's still some stuttering and it's pretty annoying.

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>>157663926
Tracer is a boy goes back to the first reveal though I'm happy to have brought it back.

>>157663965
76 Is a highly decorated soldier, nothing needs retconning

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>>157663592
I won't be dumping it all here now, but now that I know that there are people who actually enjoy non-abusive shit I'll keep that in mind

>>157663792
Anon, are you stupid?

>>157662906
How does Ana76 make more sense than any other ship?

>>157663792
I'm complaining about all of them though, I never implied I wasn't. There's no point in me whining about it though, nothing will be done to fix it. I'll leave it alone.

>>157663464
>McCree
>Pharah
>Zarya
>Mei
Are you retarded?

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>that feel suck dick with McCree because I track characters like I would with projectile characters

>>157663971
Not from what I've seen, bad connections/server issues almost always look like rubberbanding or outright input lag

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I want to sit on Jessie's face for days!

>>157664031

>Highly decorated

Not as decorated as Reyes
He wasnt in the military for that long before he got put in the super soldier program and ended up in overwatch

>>157663943
>buying anything before the event is about to finish

you did this to yourself

>>157663965
Ana is a decorated soldier, mate. And before you start sperging out, no I don't think 76 is her dad. Just pointing out facts

>>157663892
>though the brawl interactions and roles are not baseless
That's why I listed them. But since you were pulling hairs I thought I'd remind you.

Here's the exact quote from Mercy too since it's easy to find:
"The tension became more pronounced as time went on. I tried to mend things. We all did. Sometimes when the closest bonds break, all you can do is pray you stay out of the cross fire."

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>>157664136
I play Mercy. I am used to and enjoy punishment.

>>157664128
The success of Overwatch was given to Morrison more than Reyes, Morrison got all the credit, thats why Reyes got so butthurt

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>>157664121
I want Jessie to sit on my face for days!

Anyone have a blank template for the Halloween update collectables?

>>157664031
>LONG LINE

Reading comprehension nigger

>>157664172
Ana of course fits. But the father needs the same lineage unless they want to pull yet another retcon.

>>157664052
Anon, if you're asking that question then you either have no fucking idea about OW's lore (which leads me to believe that you came to this thread by pure mistake, or to bait), or you're just gonna dismiss everything people will tell you. Either way no point in actually answering your question

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I want to take advantage of the strike-commander against his will while the Blackwatch leader looks on helplessly!

>>157664304
>LONG LINE

>Reading comprehension nigger

I dont see your point

>>157664363
Jesus christ, you're hopeless.

>pharah transbian starts their rampant shitposting
>homoposters come out

and so the cycle continues

>>157661685
>1100 SR
I don't understand how you can lose games in Bronze tier. Watching people smurf in Bronze tier was hilarious. People don't even notice you.

>>157664304
>But the father needs the same lineage unless they want to pull yet another retcon.
No he doesn't. If Ana's parents and grandparents and whatnot were soldiers that does in fact fulfill the 'long line of soldiers' requirement

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>>157664121
>>157664230
Stay away from my husbando you bitches, he's mine and not an unfaithful whore unlike your blueberries and bad smelling koreans.

>>157663647

>Got two legendary skins
>One Junkenstein
>One Pumpkin reaper
>Barely play reaper
>Never touch GarbageMouse
>Just want Witch Mercy
>Rest are epics and below, or Sprays/Player Icons
>Opened 15 lootboxes all in all

Life is Suffering

>>157664414
If your point is that 76 family doesnt have a long military history then your point is void because the long line just refers to her mothers side

What's with all the hate for Mei? All you need to kill her is one semi-conscious McCree (Although a smart McCree is admittedly 1 in 1000) or two people working together - hell, one Ana will stop her from self-healing, then sleep dart and kill. Meanwhile DVA can gobble up her ult. So why are all the shitters crying about Mei?

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I'm standing in front of the rival team with my shield deployed so my team can shoot them all down without getting hit.

Why does nobody get behind me and shoot the motherfucking rival team down? Why do they all run past the shield and get killed? Why the fuck won't the cooperate?

GET BEHIND THE FUCKING SHIELD AND SHOOT PEOPLE.

>>157664119
It's nothing like that, it looks like FPS drops but my game is runnin at a constant 60 FPS
I thought it was my graphics card because I had issues with that in the past, but I recently bought a new card

>>157664481
How is that /pol/ you cadaverous fucking spastic.

What's a good counter against McCree?

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>tfw youre just chilling

God the idle emotes are the best

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>>157664346
>ywn go out for drinks with Strike-Commander Morrison
>ywn slip something in his beer
>ywn carry him into the bushes and use him like a toy
>ywn leave him passed out dripping with cum for Blackwatch Commander Reyes to find
>ywn watch as Reyes struggles with his doubts that his golden boy really was raped and didn't willingly slut around behind his back

>Everyone todays thinks they're the shit and can 1v6 the enemy team
I can't carry this when 4/6 of the team have this mindset

>>157664526
Because Mei is picked for stalling these days. Zoning points/payload, contesting while invulnerable for six seconds. She's a time bank.

>>157664565
Any sub-GM McCree? Pharah.

>>157664612
>Young Genji
How did he even manage to get all the bitches.
I'd unironically choose Roadporker before Genji.

>reinhardt is the most popular character without blatant shipping
how do we fux
HM: No Torb

>>157664485
Jesse McCree wouldn't approve of you being so mean, anon. He knows that sharing is caring.

>>157664679
you dont, shippers can fuck off already

>>157664679
Reinhardt x Warhammer

>>157664679
I think ReinxAna is kinda cute but I keep it to myself and don't parade it around as canon because I'm not a terrible human being.

>>157664679
the only proper ship for torb is torb and his turret keep that ugly gnome away from the rest of the cast

>>157664565
Ranged hitscan (including a better Cree), and Hanzo.

>>157664679
We don't. Just let him be a cool old guy traveling around with Brigitte

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>>157662626
>Its another "D. Va has gold elims/dmg episode and thinks shes doing well"
HEY MAYBE YOU HAVE GOLD ELIMS, BECAUSE YOU ARE A SHITTY FUCKING TANK AND WHILE YOU WERE BLASTING OFF TO GOD KNOWS WHERE, YOUR SQUISHES WERE BUSY BEING RAPED TO DEATH BECAUSE THERE WAS NO TANK SITTING IN BETWEEN THEM AND THE DAMAGE?

RRRRRREEEE THIS IS WHY I HATE THE MEDAL SYSTEM. DICKHEADS LIKE YOU CAN FAIL AT THEIR JOB, BUT THINK YOU DID WELL BECAUSE YOU GOT MEDALS EVEN THOUGH YOU LOST.

WHY IS IT THAT WHEN I SHOOT THE ENEMY TEAM I HAVE TO BLAST THROUGH 2 TANKS, BUT MY D.VA IS FLYING AROUND IN THE SKY IN THE RETARD AND NOT BLOCKING SHIT

>AVG DMG BLOCKED 2K
>DMG BLOCKED: 7K
YEP SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT FOR A SHITTER WHO PLAYS D.VA LIKE A DPS INSTEAD OF A FUCKING TANK. KYS.

>>157661046
As a black guy, I find this hilarious.

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Make way for best pairing

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>>157664676
Anon, what?

>>157664784
bro is this your first general?

>>157664478
>>157664498

>If Ana's parents and grandparents and whatnot were soldiers that does in fact fulfill the 'long line of soldiers' requirement
>reaching this hard

>b-but Ana is enough to k-keep it canon

If you want to hope for a retcon sure. Nothing says he came from half a long line of soldiers. Nothing says she has dirty Indiana farmer folk in her blood.

Let's also remember the fact that Kaplan said her father is not a secret inside the game's canon. Everyone knows the father and so does she. Yet 76 doesn't act like it and Ana doesn't treat him like the father. I didn't even go into that originally but you fuckers are really getting desperate here.

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>>157662947
>Ignore the fact they can't count to ten

What did he mean by this?

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>>157664679
How about you just don't fucking ship him with anyone you degenerate.

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>>157664895

>>157664916
>I dont like your argument so im just gonna say its wrong without evidence

lolk.

And they dont reveal it with lines in the game because Blizzard likes their reveals to be much more dramatic, just look at the Sombra shit for evidence of that

>>157664895
Why is Hanzo still such a dick to him after the Genji and Hanzo animated short? Some characters behave completely out of character at situations.

Quick Play should have hero limits.

I know it's made for casuals but casual play isn't fun when you have to deal with meme comps.

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>>157664679
>he doesn't know about Luciohardt
Wew

>>157661336
Pharah is God tier if you play her like an aerial flanker. Meaning attack from unexpected angles and take off if you're spotted

>>157662256
>Thinks I said Rein and D.Va are supports.
Bronze tier reading comprehension.

>>157661187
no he won't, he's not real

What does blizzard need to do, to make competitive overwatch more enjoyable for viewers?

>>157665054
He still hates Genji, he just feels bad about killing him.

It's some Japanese shit I dunno.

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>defending in quickmeme
>40 seconds left
>enemy team pushing in
>pick off mercy with a hanzo log
>she quits

>>157664646
>Mei is picked for stalling

Doesn't really explain all the whine. Tracer is also picked for stalling, and a good tracer can stall better than a good Mei.

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>>157664679
Make way for the purest ship of all ships

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Reaper is cute. CUTE!!

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>>157665108
You don't. This is a casual shooter by design. The game will improve when they accept that.

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>>157665058
agreed. it's the best when you piss off the duo or tri queue fuck buddies and they proceed to all trollpick the same character.

>>157664675
Top kek, I guess it's possible if you're just better but at that point you can pretty much use any hero.
>>157664810
So just outplaying him at range? That seems risky. Not to mention that he's most annoying if he's in close quarters.

>>157665046
But nothing supports 76 being Pharah's father. Find me anything. Anything at all.

>>157665146
A decent mei is harder to kill than tracer or d.va

They really need to do something about ice block and maybe remove crit from icicle

>>157662324
Why do fags have to make everything gay? Leave our characters alone.

>>157665146
It does, though. A good Tracer stalls actively, she at least has to blink around and therefore feels slightly more rewarding to take down than Mei, who contests for 6 seconds (long enough for the entire team to come back on 2CP second point) with zero counterplay. Nor does Tracer have an Ult that covers the entire objective and zones people out of it.

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>>157664679
JUSTICE IS ITS OWN REWARD

>>157665146
Because she can go invulnerable while contesting and then put up a wall that takes plenty of damage to break down while her team gets back to the point. Add to that her fast ult that's bigger than every point and you should see why.

>>157665278
>our characters
>our

haha they're ours too fuckboy, get over yourself

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>>157665107
Science says there are infinite parallel universes out there, so there has to be a universe in which I'm bringing Genji to the brink of sweet ecstasy with my tongue up his perfect plump derriere right now as we speak.

Checkmate, atheists!

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>>157661720

>Junebug > B.Va

>When you bait out the enemy rein ult by quickly dropping then redeploying your shield

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>>157665174
How hard would you

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>>157665241
Here is Pharah posing for a photo, notice how Ana is holding her infront of 76, her father

>>157665351
who cares? d.va is tied for shittiest skins with zarya.

>>157661894
>Love Live people told you to play Grand Order
If you didn't already figure it out, those were not Love Live people. Nobody should ever play Grand Order. Period.

>>157663464

>no Reaper

Shit list, bruv.

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>>157665358

>you will never have reaper crush your head between his thighs

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>>157665358

>>157665236
>That seems risky.
Not really, being further away from McCree is the safest you can be. The problem is, at range projectile heroes telegraph their shots from far enough for most decent McCrees to avoid them. Even a WM in her current state shits on McCree.

>he's most annoying if he's in close quarters.
That's his strength, his whole thing. Asking how to reliably counter him in close quarters is like asking how to avoid Winston's gun in close quarters.

>>157665139
Last night I got 2 ragequits in the same match with scatter arrow. First Tracer, then Soldier.

>>157665418

>not thinking b.va is best skin

bad

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>>157664617
Why do you hate Reyes so much? What has he ever done to you?

>>157665549
I don't see many people getting mad at scatter, they mostly get upset when you headshot them with regular left click

>>157664873
>>157662626
RRRREEEE I ACTUALLY LOOKED UP THE STATS AND YOUR AVERAGE 2K DAMAGE BLOCKED ACTUALLY PUTS YOU IN THE BOTTOM 2% OF D. VA PLAYERS. YOU ARE ACTUALLY A SHIT D.VA.

>>157664310
Sorry I'm not the original anon you were talking to, I was just curious. I know all the lore and stuff, I just wanted your opinion on it because I don't see how it can make anymore sense than other ships people dismiss. People argue that it's because they had a close bond and fought together, but that applies to Reaper76 as well, so I can't really see it.

>>157665594
b.va and junebug are awful, just like the junker skins. all of her skins are shit.

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>>157665401
Is it true that 76 has a "who's your daddy" voice line in the files?

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Amélie Lacroix

>>157665594
>>157665630
http://webm.land/media/U8ZJ.webm

b.va is the best

>>157665630

>not thinking b.va is best skin

real bad

>>157665549
Scatter is absolute bullshit, though. It's one of the few instances in the game and one of the few cases of a sniper in gaming in general that rewards missing your opponent with damage nearing tank busting degrees.

No wonder WM fell out of the meta when Hanzo can deal her headshot's worth of damage without even aiming at the hero.

>>157665730
i don't lust after 14 year olds anon, so that doesn't factor in for me
they are all. equally. shit.

>>157665715
I never knew she had that voiceline
Junebug doesn't, right?

>>157665705
Is a shit

>>157665606
I actually like him a lot, I'm just a sadist and I can't get off unless he's in pain.

>>157665684
No, they VA just said it as a request

http://cablinorb.tumblr.com/post/150546820061/deinoctis-i-met-soldier76fred-tatasciore-and

>>157665684

you might be thinking of the video of some people getting his voice actor to say "whose your daddy" in 76's voice

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>>157665358
I'd hit it very hard and very fast

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>>157665791
That's not very nice.

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>play Ana
>trying to push the payload for the last few minutes to the point
>boost fucking Mercy by mistake when she jumps in front of me
>again
>and again for the third time
>then Genji

Luckily he had his kurae2win ready and we won, but jesus lord I was so embarrassed, even if I really couldn't make her stop flying left and right in front of me

>>157664873
>D.Va
>Expected to block damage
>Still manages to block 2-7k damage

>No mention of the pig

Rein, Zarya and (((Winston))) are the only tanks. D.Va and the pig are fat offensive heroes. Symmetra is defence or Torb is support. Hanzo is more of an Offense than a Defence.

Did you know that the categories in this game are fucked?

Also if you don't know what the impenetrable objects known as (((cover))) are, then you are almost as bad as the cancer you are describing

>>157665705
is an adult smurf

>>157665774

>not thinking b.va is best skin

really really bad

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>>157665358
The question is, how clean is his asshole?

I heard spics don't wipe very well.

>>157665836
man, why are the VA's so rad? especially McCree and Rein's seem cool

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>>157665836
If that was a voice line, I would spam it every time I kill someone

>>157665880
((( )))

what is this meme I'm seeing it fucking everywhere

>>157661057
everyone who spend more than 2 hours playing pharah on PC plays like this.

>>157663236
Im black and gay shit is intensely annoying. You're not gay, you fuck ass holes and mouths. Most likely because the girls you liked as s youngin turned you down or some shit happend that made you decide to go against your own biology

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Tips on getting better with Zen? Overall with the whole healing focus while playing somewhat aggressive. I usually cant find the proper balance between the two.

Current stats are lacking at this few amount of hours that its kinda emberassing

>>157665513
>Not really, being further away from McCree is the safest you can be
But he's on about even footing then. That's what I mean, you have to rely on you being better than him.

>That's his strength, his whole thing. Asking how to reliably counter him in close quarters is like asking how to avoid Winston's gun in close quarters.
So, if he's holed up in close quarters there's nothing you can do to remove him from there?

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>me last game

>>157666010
shut up nigger lol

>>157663460
Homophobia isn't a thing. I guarantee you, nobody is afraid of a man who fucks other men. And gets fucking feces all over his own cock and likes hairy stinky sweaty ugly men over the literally fucking God tier creatures known as women.

>>157666010
>Most likely because the girls you liked as s youngin turned you down or some shit happend that made you decide to go against your own biology

breaking story, black man is ignorant and says a bunch of stupid bullshit. more at 11

>>157663070

>not wanting to see 76 have sex with reaper

absolutely disgusting

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Fareeha

>>157665983
How much money are you willing to pay for that line to be added in Valentine's lootboxes?

>>157664528
This really triggers my autism when I play Reinhardt.

>>157665401
She's holding Pharah on the side she's turned towards, closest to herself.

>>157666098
Your best chance of clutching here is pulling your pistol and blasting a tank, your ult charges like crazy off of damage as Mercy

>>157661941
Zarya poses a massive threat to genji and shes in nearly every game

>>157666028
In team fights, heal the squishy heroes and mostly ignore the tanks

Before a fight/running back from spawn/after everyone's done put the orb on your flanker until someone near you needs it more

After a fight use it as needed

>>157665783
They just added it with a few other changed voicelines like wolf hanzo not whispering at the start

I don't think junebug uses it but I don't use that skin much

>>157666129
Why do homophobes think so much about gay sex. I'm not gay but I'm also not lying awake at night worrying about what gets other men's dicks hard

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>>157666010

>being this stupid

>>157666276
She could turn the other way, or just be straight forward, but no, she purposely chose that way so that Pharah would be infront of her and her father, 76

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Why are you not earning money with fanfiction?

>>157665058
I got the game last week and the most have I've had yet was stomping in a 6 Dva Numbani offense match. They didn't have a clue how to defend it. I like it.

>>157665054
It's called inner conflict, retard. Hanzo still feels justified in killing genji and upholding his honor, but also mourns him because they're brothers. When Genji returns, he has trouble reconciling both parts of himself.

>>157666374
Some people think about the things they're scared of.

Others think about the things they secretly desire.

There's also the people who just like to hate things 24/7.

People in this thread need to stop shitposting in general.

>>157664791
Who cares about fake relationships? Where the fuck do you guys come from? Go fucking ship the counterstrike operatives with the terrorists.and fuck up their threads with your gay mental shit.

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>>157666439
Hanzo is a bad man who deserves to go to prison. I think Genji should just kill him so he's permanently deleted from the game.

>>157665287
> A good Tracer stalls actively, she at least has to blink

How is pressing rmb and zapping around and then rewind to restore health for a few seconds somehow better than a hero that can go invulnerable? It has effectively the exact same effect.

> zero counterplay.

A single sleep dart before she gets to the point, stun then kill, whatever. There are several ways to either stop a Mei or force her Ice Block before she gets to the point, leaving her as a rather easy target to kill.

> Nor does Tracer have an Ult that covers the entire objective and zones people out of it.

And Mei doesn't have the mobility of Tracer, nor the guaranteed free kill.

>>157665316
> Because she can go invulnerable while contesting

So can a half-competent Tracer.

> Add to that her fast ult that's bigger than every point and you should see why.

An ult that can be gobbled up by DVA.


It seems more and more that the problem isn't that Mei has no effective counters, rather people don't like playing those counters and will instead whine about Mei all day erry day.

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>>157661953
>>157665705
>Smugberry
>that blue skin
>that smug
>those *dinks*
>that voice
So perfect.