/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age & Bioware General #1003

anders a beste

>>157598632
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dISNgvVpWlo

>>157598763
Why did you have to do this to my thread...

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>>157598632

How many clowns will get stabbed on Halloween in merica?

>>157599168
I used to live in a shithole town, and some kids got shot when they rang the doorbell to ask for candy

I think it was a drug operation or something

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'tis cold in my tent

>>157599306
then get a blanket or use some of your ""magic"" you harpy

>>157598632
why did they shut down the forums again?

>>157599497
Because BW is on its death bed

>>157599497
Because da4 is comin' and they don't want any leaks to get out there.

did you know that elemental damage always bypasses a creature's armor?

>>157599609

Because BSN is the only social platform on the world wide web

>>157599497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luwsCAplzpQ

>tfw just found out there is mouse look in this game after 120 hours
Holy shit it's a million times better to play now

Also Emprise du Lion is lit, snow maps are the shit, Arizona maps can suck my nuts

>>157599497
who cares.....

>>157599942
lol, wow

>>157599168
I didn't think europeans would even know about the clown prank shit.

>>157601065
Bongs have their own clown problems

>>157599168
Guns, Love. If we're going to take out the creepies, we do it with a bang.
That said, it would be smart for them to stay in.

So what the hell happened at the end of last thread? I was away enjoying a local festival, accidentally getting my hair in a port-a-potty urinal because talent
>>157599497
Because they would rather use Twitter, I guess.

>>157603126
/dag/ being silly. Bitching about wlw, mlm, wlm, mlw, w, m, and any other combination of letters you can imagine

>>157601065
It is all over every english langauge news portal.

friendly reminder that Leliana is coded gay uwu

>>157599716
Then what good is the telekinetic weapon buff?

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>>157604305
she's coded as a slut

>>157604695
Why's that girl wearing a Leliana costume?

>>157604695
I wish she actually looked like that in the games and wasn't autistic

>>157600050
Emprise Du Lion was fucking beautiful, but jesus christmas I hated navigating that landscape. I think I spent enough time not seeing the part to go into Suledin Keep that I had to look it up. Embarrassing.
>>157603679
Someone was even called a hag just like old times.
Fun times in /dag/ as per usual?

synced cycles.........!!

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>>157604819
>>157604860
be nice, she's had a hard life

Why did Bioware remove Dual Wield warrior from DA2 and DA:I?
Did they give any explanation on this?

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>>157607970
to make it less complicated for casuls?

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>>157605491
If it happened, we could summon a rage demon and use it to destroy something.

Anon with the dragon boner, I bring you this.

>>157608607
Ooh, my dragon boner has been pleased. Many thanks, my anonymous friend.

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Oy vey

>>157609130

They have teased that shit so much that I don't even want to know what it is anymore

>>157607961
Yeah, she died.

>>157609459
It's pretty obviously DA4 or something similar, if I were to guess based on wolves and chess pieces being related to anything.

I just want that shit to get announced already, keep us from waiting so damn long

>>157609130
Dragon Age Chess coming 2018

>>157608607
Northern Hunter a cute

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>>157609758
They do that currently with Marvel, DC, and other big company characters via Eaglemoss already. I would be ultra pissed.

>>157609624

Then I hope it's not the actual logo for the game because it looks too silly to be the logo of DA4, more like of some smaller tactics game

>>157610053
I doubt it's THE logo, it's probably some iconography within the game like the inquisition eyeball or the Kirkwall crest.

>>157609130
>more gay ass solas wolf shit
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>157610645
Those didn't look so "Childish" though

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>>157610774
Stay salty

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Meredith did nothing wrong.

>>157611009
she didn't take the Hawke

>>157610954
Whoaaa, I thought you said you weren't a nationalist.

>>157611642
Europeans are always nationalists when it comes down to it

>>157611642
I'm just a person who wants to fight Sif in DA badly.

>>157610053
*for phones

>>157611929
They're being awful at it.
>>157612227
Sif?

>>157598763

I would have sexual relations with every girl in that video.

Great grey wolf Sif?

>>157613845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSFdWdW1szU

>>157613845
Ffs, Tulpa..

>>157611642
... He said, and voted Trump

>>157614303
Not the same country.

purest male /dag/na? female?

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>>157614257

That's not me
I just want to cut off their selfie stick and run away while screaming "Girlbands died 10 years ago"

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>>157613748
Sif.

>>157614829
(You)/(You)
>>157615032
It's been longer, hasn't it?
>>157615267
Ah. Not Norse Sif.

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>>157614829
me of course

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>>157615267

>tfw his fur made my PS3 crash the first time I saw him in the boss intro cutscene
Seriously why does it have one gorillion layers
It does look very fluffly though. And it wasn't a problem anymore later on the master race.

>>157615687

>It's been longer, hasn't it?
Probably, there were some failed attempts throughout the years, I don't even remember what the last successful band was

Has anyone made a "Bleakest world" save for inquisition?
I was thinking about it and the important thing would be to put a shitty world before just being a dick.

1.What would make the world worse off as a whole? (Killing a person might screw a family over but would leaving them alive lead a nation to ruin?)
2. Kill the rest. (Keeping people alive is tough work and should only be done to ruin more down the line. BURN THE REST!)
3.Just be a dick. (You've kept those alive who needed and killed the rest, some people just can't be killed by your hand but you can make them suffer.)

Seems pretty simple, but I haven't been gobbling the lore from the beginning, some are obvious like leaving Sten but others I just need help finding the worst and most bleak world.

>>157616992
I've been planning a shitty world playthrough for a while too, though my plan is to kill/lose as many party members as possible.

Even after all my playthroughs of Origins, romancing Morrigan still feels like the worst option.

>>157618801
Subhuman taste isn't curable, so don't even try

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>>157618801
Imagine actually having this as your opinion

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>>157609624
>>157609130

>chess piece
>wolf head
>it's a reference to Solas and Bull's banter where they play mental chess
>it's hinting at the war against the Qunari AND Solas, but also at the war BETWEEN Solas and the Qunari, since both faction will be involved

Honestly I doubt it's the tactics game (which has not even been confirmed yet, just because a dev made a poll on twitter doesn't mean they are gonna make it). They teased that book far too much and it looks it will be something pretty important, too much to be something as disappointing as a minor game.

Also Darrah pretty much confirmed now that it's gonna be a new game, since he replied to Rockstar like that. "Oh, you are hinting at a new game? I'm gonna do that too! again"

Oh and Epler showed pic related yesterday. They are mocapping something and I doubt it's Mass Effect, considering that Epler works on DA only and the mocaps for Andromeda should be all done by now (they even showed those years ago).

>>157616992
Keeping Sten alive to go back to the Qunari with intel seems like a better choice for destruction.

Even after all my playthroughs of Origins, Dragon Age 2 is still is the best DA game

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>>157618963
>>157618910
Whats so great about romancing her?

>>157619224
For one thing, every other option is trash

For another, she's a god-tier waifu. If I didn't like my squid so much I'd be a Morrimancer

>>157619224
If you don't know what's great about starting a family with a cutie tsundere with hidden Thedas' #1 mommy-qualities then I truly cannot help you. Nobody can.

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>>157619224
you don't have to share that one with the Maker

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>>157619064
Friendly reminder that Solas' final no-romance card is Tower. Coincidence? I don't think so.

>>157619618
Technically you're sharing her with the ground up dwarven gods of lyrium too.
>>157619629
I'll be damned. I can't remember if I ever made the connection before, so I'll just give you temporary credit.

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>>157619982
that's like everyone though

when they figure out how to cut that shit with baking powder everything'll go to more shit

>>157619419
>>157619358
She's just annoying and disapproves of everything, return an heirloom sword to a couple of orphans? Disapproves. Lie to a demon that is trying to possess a girl? Disapproves. Fucking contrarian.

I'm playing Overwatch with CaptainFujoshi!

>>157620417
This looks awful for a game released in 2014

>>157621105
gotta get that sweet Skyrim munnie

>>157620417
Just like with our food in the US, except for them it's magical! !
Also, what's subtle in the picture? I'm missing something.
>>157620901
She just wants to get shit done and not fool around with the petty dealings of others and their missing shit, perhaps.

>>157624547
>The Orlesian occupation of Fereldan

>>157624547
2deep4me

Wake up, please

>>157629478
hehehehehhh nuape !!!

>>157629478
I can't!

>>157630146
It's time to end this meme

>>157629478
Sorry, too busy with shitposting in another thread.

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>>157629478
Looking for episodes of The Drew Carey Show.

>>157631429
male /dag/nas = drew

female /dag/nas = mimi

>>157632427
Mimi was the ultimate troll.

>>157632427
TF2 engineer = drew

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Night /dag/.

celebrating yom kippur with loghain...

daddy anders

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Mfw /dag/ dies

>>157637957
want to push her out the window

>>157638247
but then how are you going to cook her?

First time in this thread and first time in DA: I
I wanna continue with romancing iron bull but I need kill a dragon. What level can I kill the fucker at? One in hindswood or whatever? I'm currently level 12

I also have a few questions

1. Do all characters level with the MC? So I can basically run the same 3 people I like cause every1 levels equally?
2. Is it better to craft or find weapons/armor?

>>157639098
You could probably do it now if you're on normal.

Yes and yes.

what if anders was trans

>>157610954
>>157619629
kys

>>157639506
You first

>>157639414
what do you mean IF

>>157639414
>>157640013
Vomit

Merrill is my friend and she told me you're gay

Can't fall back asleep. Fun times.
>>157639098
You're going to want to craft your shit. It's better than anything you find if you do it correctly, just find a guide.

Guys, Assange might be getting snuffed.

>>157642431
Assange?

>>157642565
W*k*leaks guy that headed release of all the clinton emails.

making yoghurt from anderss semen

>>157642431
Welcome to the late night club. We have coffee and hours of staring at the ceiling

Nuzzling into Anders' chest fuzz on a cold winter night...

Freshly showered... Fresh sheets... Maximum comfy

Good night!

>>157645721
I wonder if anon with dirty sheets is still around.

https://twitter.com/PlayGwent/status/787934586034655232
Geralt-sama...

Maker, it's the end of the world!

>>157629478
>Anders' spectacular morning wood

>>157598747
>beste
Only Asunder would even still use this meme
Case closed

>First thing I do when I turn on my computer is to check for new waifu porn
I am anon and I have an addiction

>>157654220
it better be handers or fenders

>>157655461
You better fucking kys

>>157655680
you better take something for that pms sweaty

>>157642162
Well yeah, how else would i take her fat cock?

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Why are mages such bitches? They piss themselves whenever they have to look a man in the eyes when they talk. I bet they're even scared of female Templars.

What if morrigan always knew who really wanted to kill celene and just didn't do anything to make the Inquisition show up to get a chance to join them

>>157657921
Female templars are objectively scarier. They have lyrium titties. And that's terrifying

>>157659636
Tfw cannot poke Meredith

>>157659295

I'd just love her more!

>>157645787
I shudder to think of it

>>157660475
Never love a whore, anon

>>157665402
She's pretty far down in the slut rankings, Isabela takes place 1, 2 AND 3 all for herself and then comes Leliana who would go to hell for her sins if she wasn't dead already.

>>157665752
all the fem waifus are impure thats why you should get a male waifu

>>157665752
Not to forget Mother Giselle whose DSLs got off countless Chantry choir boys.

>>157655702
I think you guys target the straight males now, which is quite hilarious.
>>157657921
Better suited for ookie spookie work in the shadows and are generally not very strong.
>>157659636
>lyrium titties
Improving the day, one laugh at a time anon.

>>157666043
What did your mom do to you that you think that way and became a fucking faggot

>>157666296
Taking posters a little too seriously, anon.

>>157666296
>not fucking cocks and/or man asshole

GAY

>>157666998
And you

>>157667138
Que??

>>157666296
Whiny-kun...

Do gay men have menstrual cycles??

>>157667596
Fujoshits do

>>157667596
They are always bitchy

andershitter seems triggered

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>>157668091

This just further confirms that putin is right and homosexuality should be a crime

>>157668421
>he doesnt know

>>157668042
>Fenris's dick has morphed into a cat paw

Elves are freaky

>>157668421
edgy

>s-stop liking what I don't like!!!
no wonder why this place is so dead

What if elves had multiple nipples

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>>157668883

>>157668836
/vg/ isn't for image dumps

>>157669269
It isn't for blogposting either.

>>157669334
well let's just delete /dag/ and call it a day then

>>157669909
Or you could stop whining instead.

>>157601065
That shit started in France around 2014 and then spread out from there. Some kind of cult based out in the deep web. Or so I've been told.

>>157670141
>>157669269 is the first post ive made on the subject. i'm not your bogeyman

>>157669049
The way Fenris's nipple is on his chest is triggering my anatomy autismo

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https://youtu.be/gEx5_3SE59I

What does Kieran do with his free time?

>>157671980
Make art with the blood of the weak.

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>>157671980
>What does Kieran do with his free time?

>>157673470
Get gassed you piece of shit thot.

>>157673470
Yikes

>>157673738
>thot
Haven't seen that word in a while

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4izf55L8Tsw

>>157674210
>polygon makes a female person of color as the main character
Why am I not surprised

>>157659636
>sucking lyrium milk out of a templars titties

Speaking of, if blood can be used in place of lyrium, what if semen also w

>>157674210
Am I seeing this correctly? Is vancian casting gone? I see no per rest per encounter restrictions or mana/stamina bars. Just cooldowns.

I'm perfectly fine with that.

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>>157674210
>polygon

>>157674687
I would honestly be surprised if semen didn't have some magical property in this universe

>>157674871
Yeah, they said that's how it will work, should be fun. Also I like how the character portraits move around in dialogue, nice little touch.

>>157674981
According to Crowley it did/does.
We don't get neato lyrium here, so I guess people work with dem primal fluids and what not.

Why is there no sperm magic anyway, it's sacrificing millions of potential lives instead of just a few like with blood magic

>>157677002
That would be really unfair towards female apostates.

>>157677434
They just can't produce their own, Morrigan would just make all morrimancers donate a few gallons a day

>>157674981
There is probably something written of it in flemmeth's grimmoire.

>>157674210
day9 is also streaming tyranny if anyone is interested in more footage
twitch tv/day9tv

morrimancers more like morricancers

FAT Hawke...?

So other than Meredith, why are there no female Templars?

>>157679783
There are...?

>>157676358
I meant "in the da universe," but yeah, there's historical records and shit of semen being used for magic.

Though based on a lot of 'theories' of magic, really anything can be used as a magical object or fuel, if the intent is there.

>>157679783
You're forgetting the cutscene where Cullen is surrounded by nothin but lady Templars

>>157677631

Only if it's going to be used against the Dalish.

>>157679783
The Chantry is one of the few institutions in Thedas that has strict gender roles. Males join the Templars, females join the priesthood.

>>157682316
Then who is the guy who wanted us to face execution
FtM?

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>>157682473
http://dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Roderick_Asignon

In the Chantry entry:
>Though men are generally assumed to be merely templars, chanters or scholars, they also comprise an "invisible army" that keeps the Chanty fed and in good repair, and also sees to the physical well-being of Andrastian faithful. Furthermore, the male role of High Chancellor is one that works directly alongside the Divine and is in many ways her administrator and public gatekeeper. In this way, the Chantry's male acolytes allow their female counterparts to guide the souls of Thedas while seeing to it that small but vital services are rendered to their material lives.

>>157681471
>You're forgetting the cutscene where Cullen is surrounded by nothin but lady Templars

SMITED.com

Hey!

>>157686413
Hey yourself

>>157686413
this is why the Maker left us

>still never bought DA3
>pirated it
>got to the storm coast and quit playing
genuinely fucking awful and full of mmo tier quests.

I hope DA4 is better but I wont be buying it either

>>157686687
good on you Grey Warden

>>157686687
I don't remember subscribing to this blog

>>157688723
I don't remember your opinion ever being important.

>>157689045
damn you showed them

>>157690742
Tits way too small

>>157691647
Are you retarded? She's not wearing a bra so they're sitting lower

>>157691779
Way too small

>>157692010
Like your brain lmao

>>157692592
And your dick lol

>>157692748
Dick shaming on /dag/? For shame

>>157693250
I could send you a steam message instead if that's okay

>>157693787
You can dick shame me all day. I think you'll be disappointed with the results though.

>>157694057
Because you have a vagina?

Why are you doing this? You, of all people?

>>157694135
Probably. I'm also not >>157692748.

I'm impressed that /dag/ managed to devolve even further, this must be negative levels by now
Keep going

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>>157695934
>The Void, or the abyss is the home of the Forgotten Ones, the gods of disease, terror, spite and malevolence
Congratulations, /dag/. We are the blight.

>>157696330
May as well own it.

>>157696330
Is that a blighted Zevran?

Keira...

>>157699518
Yes

Tyranny is looking really good actually

>>157702314
CRPGs are all the same lol

>>157696330
>no gods of fis

>>157699891
I always knew he'd get AIDS eventually

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>>157708298
nope, report to the Tamassaran for re-education

>>157708298
How sweet of her to dance with the downsy humanoid-bull-thing.

>Armors I want
>RNG cursed to never get

>Armors I hate
>Always drop ASAP

>>157708919
I don't think that's how statistics actually work

>>157711476
Very ded.

50 minutes?!?!?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIl_VdUBOgs

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Oh, for fuck sake.

>>157718846
wtf? these people are actually autistic or something

>>157718981
Where do you think we are?

>>157719043
Earth, Sol system, Milky Way, Local Cluster

>>157719236
>9:45 Dragon
>being this delusional

>>157719536
Puppets in one of Weekes' alternate realities?

>>157719637
I don't know if that would be a cool experience or not.

>>157720729
If you have to think about it, probably not

https://youtu.be/K1bmXfLGWHg

>>157721507
Being a puppet in someone else's fantasy kinda sounds like shit, tbf.

anders...

>>157724721
No! It's my oc, Sredna!

Night

>>157730229
Night.

Mornin' !

Hitting solas felt so good

>>157730637
When did we hit solas?

>>157730956
After "into the abyss" i think

hitting anders with your dick

>>157718846
who cares about this shit kys

>>157731319
Need a tampon?

>>157731881
no but you do

>>157731902
Pretty sure that's your blood everywhere, I'm already done for this month.

>>157732205
go be disgusting somewhere else

>>157732257
I'm here longer than you, you little twat. Show some respect.

>265 posters
>38 posters

HOLY SHIT. What is wrong with this thread? At first I thought people are having some serious discussion about the game. Nope it is just 1-2 people replying to each other continuously.

>>157732434
>265 posts *

>>157732434
>At first I thought people are having some serious discussion about the game
Sure you did, pal

>>157732434
It's just me

>>157732330
are you so dense you cant see that people cant stand you or are you just a very dedicated troll srlsly i dont get why your still here

>europeans wake up
>thread goes to hell
every day without fail

>>157732738
And it always starts with a lower case post about anders. Kiki used to post in lower cases. Coincidence? I think not. What could be a better disguise for an agender lesbian than to post fujoshit?

>>157732738
im just insomniac but yuropoors are shit thats true

>>157732832
Might as well be her, the posts have the same quality

>>157732738
>be european
>wake up
>not waking up next to anders
I don't know why I wake up at all.

did you romance anders with femhawke or garrett

>>157732832
whos kiki

>>157733720
(You)

>>157733607
both

I want da4 to be about the devastating equivalent of aids in Ferelden that Zevran and Isabela spreads.

>>157734256
zev is pure

>>157732434
Welcome to /dag/, /vg/'s utopia.

>>157734501
pure lust

late night dickfies

>>157734673
>chinstrap beard

it's shit

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>>157735197

i got a lust for life

I got such a lust for revenge

>>157738189
I got a lust for A
oh fuck it you guys make it too easy

>>157730547
Morning》
>>157738596
A waffle.
A potion of lyrium.
A bowl of blood lotus porridge.

>>157736958
>not for revenge

How much pure lyrium do I have to eat in order to die

>>157743879
Pure lyrium? Close proximity makes you a nutty fuck, if it doesn't make everything explode. You can die if you touch, methinks.

early morning belfies

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http://www.strawpoll.me/11454251

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Will they ever get a happy ending, /dag/? Weekes doesn't like adding angst without meaning just to make players suffer and he always offers a chance, but I'm so worried ;_;

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>Odin Black
>Your name will never be this cool

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>>157745987
You deserve a shitty ambiguousish ending just like I got!

>>157745987
kys

>>157746143

So that's why you are stuck in fanfic purgatory, you can't live with the ending.
It's kinda shit, there is an ending where Shepard starts breathing down on earth but that ending implies that nothing you did on the Citadel happened which means it's not the actual end. At least that's how I remember it.

>>157745996
>not calling your son Jörmungandr
Shit taste

>>157746358
No, that's the best possible ending. You pick destroy, and have high military strength, and Shepard survives. Since there isn't any fucking meaningful epilogue for any of the squad mates, or for Shepard, he may as well be dead though

Zero fucking closure and I'm getting angry just thinking about it

>>157746358
That's the best ending. If you pick Destroy, Shepard shoots at the machines of the Crucible, triggering an explosion. If your military strength is high enough, Shepard survives the explosion and consequent fall from the Crucible (they are half-cyborg at this point, so I guess it wouldn't even be that impossible), your LI refuses to attach the plate with Shepard's name to the memorial wall, "feeling" they are still alive, and then the Normandy flies away, probably after hearing that Shepard has been found.

The shitty thing is that it will take them YEARS to go back to Earth, since all the relays are busted and the interplanetary "jump" can't be done without those.

>>157746568

Yeah but how could he possibly have survived that, he got up there via some beam I think and I doubt it leads back down when you pick to destroy the reapers.

>>157746991

Shepard surviving a fall from outer space down to earth seems rather unlikely, even if he was 100% cyborg. The only logical explanation I see is that he was never really up there and is still lying on the spot where the reaper beam hit him before he ever got the chance to get that far.

>>157747218
He isn't on Earth, he's on the Citadel still. It doesn't get demolished completely even in the destroy ending

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>>157746991
I'm pretty sure that large ME ships like the Normandy 2 can travel FTL without the Relays, just not as fast.

>>157746568
Why would more military strength help shepard survive an explosion though lmao.

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>>157732330
>>157732713

>>157745987
>tfw no Tali-esque ending for Solas where you kill a lot of sentient beings to give your waifu/husbando a home

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>>157674210
>game about being evil
>scenery includes lots of random spikes and a literal pool of blood
Made me laugh

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>>157699840
Best girl

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>tfw the thread dies as soon a you show up
A-at least there's no more fujoshit

>>157757180
Oh I lurk constantly.

>>157757450
What do you think anon's problem was?

>>157757180
It happens every morning when I go through and have my 3-4 post reply walls.
>>157757806
Problem?

>>157758241
You know, the tumblr image dumps...

>>157757806
which anon's?

>>157758367
Boredom, dead thread, wanting to subtly start up a little fire from people that don't like DA2 romances?
It could have been anything.

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>>157758367
>tumblr boogeyman

>>157757806
I have my own theory about their "problem" but I don't want to share my armchair sociological analysis

On another note, I bought a new soldering iron because the one I got was trash

>>157758758
>see gay Anders/Fenris fanart
>read the filename
>tumblr_.....jpg

>>157758846
What's a soldering iron?

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>tfw never be a gimped qunari mage/fuckslut

>>157759004
An iron used for soldering

>>157759004
It's a tool you use that uses threads of a metal amalgamation and a goo to kind of weld something together.

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>>157758876
So what?
That's the quickest source for gay anders/fenris fanart.

>>157759343
I'm watching a video of it in action right now and it looks like witchcraft

>>157759343
They make kinds that have the goo in the center of the threads so you don't have to use it. My shitty Chinese iron would turn literal red hot, but couldn't heat up a copper wire enough to solder it

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Speaking of weird things men use, I (platonically) spent a couple of nights at a guy's apartment and found a bottle of special beard shampoo in his bathroom. It made me think of /dag/

>>157759381
So what's your problem anyway?

>>157759776
Beards get itchy as fuck, gotta keep 'em trimmed or keep 'em soft and clean

>>157759871
that Anders isn't real

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>>157759984
>keep 'em soft and clean
The obvious solution would be to just shave

>>157759776
I wish I was a slut so I could live in other peoples domiciles

>>157760148
Become rich and have sluts stay over at your place

>>157760104
Personally, I just use a beard trimmer and push the blade guard as high as it goes. No ingrown hairs, no shaving, and permastubble

>>157760292
Those things look like using them is painful as hell

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>>157760491
Most to least painful
These things > disposable razors > beard trimmers

>>157760225
but I only have two rental properties and five vending machines anon, I'll never get rich at this rate, damn property taxes

>>157759381
When I would google images of Cullen, a shit ton of tumblr image files came up. It's only real use is fanart.
>>157759558
It's fascinating to watch.
>>157759726
I've seen that at Radio Shack when they were still around, but used the other shit.
>>157759776
Oh because of the one guy and his Jamaican Castor Oil with lilac farts beard oil?

>>157760104
Beards are actually good for you. All body hair is; it pulls dirt and oils away from the skin, preventing infection. Trimming is good, as is cleaning, but shaving it all off is just not good for you, m8

>>157761727
>Oh because of the one guy and his Jamaican Castor Oil with lilac farts beard oil?
N-no, because of the pube beard
>>157762735
Don't tell me what to do with my nonexistent beard

>>157762735
Anon, are you going to show your well conditioned beard?
>>157762974
Pube beard?

>>157763176
LF...

>>157763296
Oh, for shame.

Who wants to come to the therapist with me?!

>>157766254
Take the tumblrinas with you please

>>157762974
>Don't tell me what to do with my nonexistent beard
What the fuck, I hope you are female