/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist & Payday 2 General

NIGGERS

>>157241243
MODS

So we get an update to turn every single enemy into an immense bullet sponge, then we add a new enemy that lets all the other enemies not die when they are killed.

I wish they didn't make the medic look like some nascar driver

twitch tv/starbreeze/v/93518599

1:39:58

>>157241303
Don't forget making all weapons ammo starved couple months before that :^)

>>157241319
Honestly, I think it's a silly but decent design.

Don't know why you guys are bitching about it so much. It's a cop unit, did you really think he'd use a helmet design that WASN'T a reskinned green/tan helmet?

I'm more worried about how much healing he's going to do on the field.

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>>157241509

>>157241530
>that inspire animation

wew

>>157241278
u wot?

They've buffed the taser spawn rate

By a fucking mile

Who is slowly /getting disappointed/ here

>cops can take 20 bullets to the brain without flinching
>kill a blue after emptying your entire Falcon ammunition in his face
>medic just inspires them back to life
Wew

>>157241530
>We get a shitty version of the flashbang
>They get GET THE FUCK UP
how the fuck is this fair, they have also muscle x100

>>157241789
>fucking clown can take 200 bullets to the brain without flinching
>finally take one down while coordinating with some Special units and emptying who knows how many mags in his smug clown face
>one of them just inspires them back to life
wew lads, I quit

>>157241530
>now cops have "Get the fuck up" too

>>157241530
GET THE FUCK UP

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I guess 237 GB isn't enough for this update?

New-ish to Payday. So far I've been playing primarily single player thanks mostly to shitty college internet, so what are some of the must have heist dlcs?

>>157242075

Just uninstall and reinstall the game when it updates

>>157242138
Lube DLC is a must have nowadays, cops are going in dry and together

>>157241530
What does the medic say?

>>157242249
"GET THE FUCK UP"

>>157242138

Chivalry pack, the others are broken.

>>157242138
chivalry warfare for onedown, sokol and sidney for any difficulty below

>>157242249
please stand back up

>>157242249
GET THE FUCK UP

>>157242249
Get up, we need you buddy.

>>157242249
RESUFUCKINGRECTED

>tfw mayhem is destroying my but hole

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>>157242249
Wake up

>>157242467
THATS ME

>>157241975
Oh you did it loud, I don't know then. I just stealthed GGC OD for mine.

Did you use your throwables or melee things by any chance? The Undercover Blow-Out! achievement for example doesn't proc if you use throwables but melee is okay.

>>157242467
What did he mean by this?

>>157242467
>having cancerous anime shitters in your friends list
kill yourself

>>157242249
get up senpai! ;w;

>>157241509
>It's a cop unit, did you really think he'd use a helmet design that WASN'T a reskinned green/tan helmet?
Um, yes? Its a new special, why would it not have a new model? I get that halfheartedly throwing shit together using existing assets is quickly becoming the status quo for Overkill, but it wasn't that long ago that we got a complete remodel of all units just for a single mission nobody plays, or having a totally unique dozer model for a mission you can only play one day of the year. So for a new enemy (a special, at that) that looks like it going to permeate every mission on every difficulty, why is a unique model suddenly asking too much?

>>157242627
You fuck off from my buddy dumb cunt piece of shit

What perk deck works on OD?

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>>157242627
>not having an anime profile pic
wyd

>>157242697
>but it wasn't that long ago that we got a complete remodel of all units just for a single mission nobody plays
Are you talking about Boiling Point? Because I play that shit all the time.

It's one of my go-to random loud DWs.

>>157242813
All maniac team
All ex-prez team

Crook is working pretty well, Rogue is pretty good

>>157242697
>a totally unique dozer model for a mission you can only play one day of the year
You mean Titandozers that are just white recolours using a standard Shield model and half of the existing dozer guy's head? There's a full head under that visor FYI.

my download just stopped for like 10 mins already wtf what do

>>157242315
>>157242318
What about actual heists? None of them worth it?

>>157242705
Damn.
A real team-player.

>>157243370
Just buy goty it has all heists you need

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I haven't played PD2 since i think around the time the ninja pack thing happened
Any big things i should know about?
I see they finally did something with the safehouse
That's neat
Also is that john cleese?

>>157242813

Rogue.

Enemies shit out so much damage that dodge is your only option if you don't want to be going down every 20 seconds.

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>medics chain reviving each other

>>157242561
>Proc

Based on the safe house banter, Sokol seems to be the most popular heister in the group and Rust is the least liked one, being outclassed even by a guy who doesn't talk. Thoughts?

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Can Infiltrator be viable?

>>157243565
I'd say otherwise. With dodge you can quite often get downed then get inspired and then instantly getting down again without even getting the chance to move. While with armorer for example get the 2 sec invincibility and get the fuck out of there.

>>157243651
Why clockers are so fucking spooky?

>>157242249
It's just a flesh wound

>>157243815
Yes

>>157243815
Outclassed by Sociopath

>>157244230
Can you tell me how please?

>>157242467
is your friend single? ;3

So whats better to ace
Joker or parterns in crime.

>>157244415
Kill yourself

>>157243832
Why not both? Get crook and lbv. Works like a charm for me.

>>157244472
Both you fucking retard

>>157244667
If I had points for both I wouldnt ask you dumb fuck,

>>157244752
Kill yourself fucking retard

>>157244343
I usually run it with underdog aced

>>157244343
Use Pumping Iron Aced, katana, and Sociopath

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>jacket has call out lines for the medic
>doesn't have lines to call bodhi, jimmy, sydney or rust

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>>157245459
>They have everyone record new voice lines
>No new callouts or old voice lines lines 30 seconds left like the original payday 2 crew

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I want clover to yell at me while she rides me :D

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>>157245739
I wish they used the "EVERYBODY ON THE GROUND" one. It gets repetitive after a while with the new ones

>>157246037
Is this real?

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>>157246037

>>157246037
Kill yourself

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>>157246159

>>157246037
fugggg

>>157246265
why she wear white

What does medic do? He inspires cops, heals them, gives them invulnerablity?

SEE YOU IN THE PRISON MEDICAL WARD

>>157247189
Literally inspire any cop you are going to kill.

>>157247189
GET THE FUCK UP

so, now that you can do safehouse as many times as you want for 6 coins, what is worth upgrading?

>>157247974
It has a cooldown

>>157247974
Hockey

>>157241243
Wow, racist much?

So, any more details on how the Medic works outside of "GET THE FUCK UP man" ?

>How often does he spawn ?
>What difficulty does he starts spawning in ?
>Does he have a lot of health ? What weapons ?
>What is the cooldown or trigger on his ability ?
>Who can he revive like that ? All specials ? Non-BDs ? Everyone ?
>Does this give them full health back or a fraction ?
>Does he have other passives to use outside of get the fuck up, like AoE boosts ?

>>157242627
B-Baka...

>>157248575
>kinda often
>Overkill and above
>1600 I think, car 4
>Don't think he has a cooldown since i've seen medics chain revive other medics within a few seconds
>works on standard cops and tasers. Haven't seen it work on Dozers or cloakers
>Full health
>Don't know

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>>157241980
>yfw cops will have perks and skills in a future update

>>157248575
He seems to spawn at a similar rate to Tasers/Shields in Overkill and above.
He seems to have a similar health pool, though I feel like they seem a bit more tanky so maybe they have increased health
His ability seems to always trigger on anyone in range (which seems to be a few meters). No cooldown.
Revives everyone. Haven't seen him revive a dozer but probably can.
Don't know how much health he gives back cause everything dies in one hit anyway.

>>157248575
Seems to go into a semi-downed pose sometimes when killed and gets up a second later. Maybe, not sure.

>>157248575
>>How often does he spawn ?
Pretty often
>>What difficulty does he starts spawning in ?
OVK
>>Does he have a lot of health ? What weapons ?
SMG, Tan tier hp
>>What is the cooldown or trigger on his ability ?
Only if an enemy is about to die, so OHK and gibs counter hard. About 20 seconds
>>Who can he revive like that ? All specials ? Non-BDs ? Everyone ?
Non-BDs
>>Does this give them full health back or a fraction ?
A fraction
>>Does he have other passives to use outside of get the fuck up, like AoE boosts ?
When he's healing, the healed enemy flashes green and becomes invulnerable

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>>157244521
Rude, is he your bf (male)?

>>157248948
I've seen it work on dozers and it's fucking insane watching 1000hp go back to 120000

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in the housewarming medic comic page who is recording?

>>157249796
BAIN?

>>157249796
Go back and read the Garrett introduction comic.

>New update comes out
>Bulldozers get Swan Song
>Magnum Cops get Pistol Messiah
>Tasers get Bulletproof
>Shields get Iron Man
>Cloakers get ECM Feedback

What is your reaction ?

>Getting tazed will no longer reload your currently equipped weapon

PIGLET USERS

BTFO

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>>157250273

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>>157250273

>connection to the host has been lost
REEEEE.jpg

>game closes without a single word
I would buy some dlc's but im pretty sure im not going to play this again for a long time

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>>157250273

>>157250756
>connection to the host has been lost
thats pretty much means they kicked you

Is it just me or do the new medic callout voice lines REALLY stand out from the others?

>>157251491
How the hell do you even do that?

>>157251568
There's a mod that hides kicks as connection lost

>>157251647
o kurwa, where do i report this cheatin cunt?
implying there is a single game on pc where the devs give a shit

>>157251903
There isn't much you can do about it. Anyone can download it so your best bet is to just host your own game.

>>157252059
i would but i want the safehouse garbage

fuck this game, aint spendin more money on it

>>157252201
Why don't you just play with some friends?

>>157252330
'cuz they aint playin pd2 anymore. Nor anything else, fuckin cunts got a life and im still neet'n.

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Friendly reminder.

>>157252408
What about the steam group?

>>157252653
im tryin to avoid the cancer with my legit paid steam account. Dont want to get banned once the libtards take over.

So did they fix the new safe seemingly being glitchy about who it drops for?

>>157252501
Speaking of Medics, can confirm that their res ability actually does have a cool down and I don't think that green aura actually gives invulnerability. I've been able to just put another bullet into cops after res and they go down for good.
Don't know exactly how it works, if it's that the same cop can't be targeted for a while or if the Medic has an actual cool down and can only res one cop every few seconds.

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am i a good goy yet

>>157254172
No music packs?

>>157254297
i got them, they just don't have discounts

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>>157250273

>>157254358
My attention to detail on display.

>>157250273
kinda reminds me that mutators are coming soon

>>157255373
I wouldn't be surprised if they were just goonmod mutators

>>157254172
You're an idiot.

>>157255535
Almost certainly. Wilco, the guy who made Goonmod, works at Starbreeze/Overkill now.

I can buy masks and customization materials with continental coins tomorrow, right?

>even with Better Bots the AI just stands there while I, and then they, get tased to death one by one
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>157257020
Well that does explain a lot with this update.
Still, good for him
Probably gonna keep using goonmod anyway.

>>157257020
Shit, I didn't know that. I'd imagine that's the dream for a guy like that. Works on a big project for a game, gets noticed by the company and eventually goes to work with them. Good on him, Goonmod is a really fun thing to play around with and he deserves it.

>>157257020
rainbow lasers in the default game fucking when

>>157249181
no i am

>>157257020
How long has he been working there? This is the first time I've heard this.

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>counterfeit on overkill
>25-100 joins
>complains the entire time
>downed when out in the middle of the street
>"fuck shields"
>downed out in the front yard
>"fuck snipers and dozers"
>safe blown open
>"lets go its too much struggle to print"
>kicked
>no way this guys is legit
>check profile after
>800+ hours
>mfw

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>>157257661

>>157257846
Still don't know who the guy in the hood is.

>>157257610
Since July, I believe.

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>>157257846

>trying to solo stealth Car Shop
>constantly running out of pagers or some retardation causing a rapid spread of punctuation marks all over the map while hacking
>not confident I'm going to make the fucking drive in one go but haven't reached it in two hours of trying
Fuck this map.
Seriously.
Worst fucking tech demo.
Worst fucking heist.
Fuck the retard that thought that 100 seconds was plenty of time for the heist after the alarm goes off. It should've been like Old Train where the timer was ENOUGH FUCKING TIME TO RUSH THE OBJECTIVES (e.g. loading all 40 bags after loading the turret).

I FUCKING HATE CAR SHOP

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>>157241530
>that arm animation

>>157259043
Just get Silent Assassin for that heist

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>>157259287

>>157259468
Fuck you. If I was going to admit defeat and put in the effort to install a cheat mod, I would just go with PP.

>>157259570
Does that still work? I keep getting crashes when Bain talks in the intro

>>157259043
post your id bro I'll help you out

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This is your friend, it fights for your freedom
It will protect you from that 1km tazer while being behind a wall
Save yourself from bullshit today Now that you cant reload shit anymore

I made it to the unlocking the car part and I got shot down while interacting with the car and haven't played it since

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>>157259287

>>157254172
>no infamy update
0-0 shitter detected

>>157260031
No, it's fine. If I can't finish it solo, I don't deserve help.

I did it on DW before, I am going to fucking finish it on OD.

>>157260285
If you say so man but I'll be lurking if you want to get that shit over with

>>157259043

No use stealthing Car Shop on DW/OD, the heist is awful

Just ignore it and cheat your achievement, the timers are retarded and the only way to win is to kill both guards who investigate the computer silently, and then make an absolutely flawless drive which can take a LOT of tries

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>>157260427

>>157260427
>cant drive
newshitter detected
driving isnt even difficult

>>157260427
Did it on OD first try faggot
One guard cam to investigate the computer, killed him, bagged him
My closest shave was when two civs saw me around the upper computer room
Had to kill and bag aswell
This hesit is not comfy, but don't cheat this, no merit from it

>>157260427
You are a shitter, plain and simple. Stop playing Mario Kart and drive like a man.

Car Shop is annoying as fuck and is only worth playing to get the achievements, but being so bad at the game that you have to cheat is hilarious.

>mayhem
>any heist
>green always goes down first
>green quits like a bitch

>>157262001
I started hosting my own games long, long ago. You should do the same. The game is a lot more fun if you know you won't be randomly booted from heists for some stupid reason.

Plus you never have to stealth again.

>>157243541
kys stupid bitch

>>157262319
?

>>157257907
ilija

>>157262502
tongue my anus faggot

>>157263146
???

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>>157262001
>tfw solo the heist at the point where i moved the 4 bags to the elevator then this 3 guys joins and makes everything looks hard for no reason
This fuckers should solo some DW in order to see what to do to not get surronded like they did, hell even with 2 tans this fuckers couldnt kill them.

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Solo stealthing all these heists on OD reminds me of my stelf shitter days which implies I stopped being a shitter, hah.

Side Note: Flamethrower is great for Day 1 against bikers that can tank 4 Deagle shots to the head.

>>157242995
... Russian forces from Boiling Point. Never played Murky Station so idk if they are in that too.

>>157263250
What is with this change, anyway? I get that SWAT elites have tough helmets, I actually like that cop armor and heister armor are... well not even close, but a little closer than before.

But why does it take two bronco shots to crack a mall cop or gangster's skull.

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>>157263250
>tfw stealth breaks and they still have to check the engine

>>157263146
Ashley, relax.

>>157263239
Beneath the Mountain was fucking abhorrent when I did my DW run. I don't believe our team of two had the combined DPS to take out the hordes of cops.

So what's a good loud build with armor, and/or dodge since the pd2skills website seems to not have the updated tree.
Is the silent Deagle spec still viable, what about the armor + saw for bank heists?
Haven't played since January or so, trying to get back.

>>157265321
fuck iff

>Rust
>Sydney
>Biker heist
>Alesso
>Goat Sim
>Golden Grin
>Point Break
>Weeaboo pack
I can only get one, which do I get?

>>157265496
dlc unlocker

>>157265496
Syd

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>>157264757

>>157265496
sydney for her cock, it grows with every purchase

>>157265496
The DLC unlocker.
Or get out.

>get downed
>try to revive with messiah
>unload gun into cop
>medic revives him
>get incapacitated

fuck

>>157265496
Goat sim

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>Being tased doesn't reload gun anymore
What the fuck are you thinking Overkill? Who asked for this shit?

>>157265496
point break is fun heists

>>157266116
no more lazy reloads for u

>>157266116
If the fucking faggots are going to add this shitty realism, atleast lets us drag bodies now on stealth

>>157266116
>How dare those goys expect us to release our FREE content when we said we would.
>We must punish them.

>>157266116
Reason was that people were getting tased with certain weapon to reload them , aka piglet fuckers

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>>157266116
>mosconi was already borderline unusable due to constant reloading
>on top of that you also had to be extremely wary of tasers because you empty your 2 shots in half a second
>now you are completely fucked if you were reloading when tased which is about half the whole time

>>157266418
Where's your source

>>157266116
so whats the issue? lol

>>157266418
This is like pub shitters tanking DW waves by inspiring bots through walls.

God, OVK gives a shit about the wrong things.

>laundromat never gets raided in three years
>new place is hit within days
kek, nice safehouse

>>157267132
We probably have a new rat.

Maybe it's Wolf.

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>"Lets go on a heist. Just you and me, we dont need anyone else"
Why is sokol so fuckin good?

>>157267381
sokol is for gay fuccbois

>>157267553
t. gay fuccboi

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>>157267594
thats not the point!

>>157266629
Today stream, go watch cause i don't fucking remember the time

>>157267819
That's really bizarre and unacceptable. They shouldn't be kneecapping every gun due to the Piglet.

>>157267948
>That's really bizarre and unacceptable.
That's Overkill. Welcome to Payday.

>>157267948
so git gud and don't let yourself get caught with an empty gun

>>157267807
Whatever you say, qt~

>>157268193
>deflecting a questionable change with 'git gud'
Do you defend OD too? Or am I being baited

>>157268550
Having tasers give you a free reload is super questionable in the first place. There's just no reason beyond making the game artificially easy. I'm glad it's gone.

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Official corpse delimiter when?

>>157268756
it was to give you more of a chance to shoot them if you could find them as well as to waste even more of your ammo if you couldn't

>>157268901
It wouldn't be the first time Overkill stole a mod and put it in the game.

>>157268756
>Having tasers give you a free reload is super questionable in the first place
On what basis is it questionable?
>artificially easy
oh shit i fell for the bait

>>157268937
this desu

How good is the Goat sim shotty

>>157269202
a worse loco

>>157269202
It isn't a crossbow.

>>157268756
>>157269107


I prefered the old system, it gave the ability to find the tasers and beat it, if you could both find the taser and had a decent enough weapon to hit it.
While if you don't have that, you'll end up with zero ammo and a below half your magazine(if you're lucky enough to have any left) Basicly destroying anyone without a brain

>>157269202
take the loco, strip away most of the mods

that's the GSPS

>>157269248
>>157269263
>>157269469
O-okay...
>>157265496 here, I just want to know which one has a fun gun to use

>>157269393
>taser apologia
kys

>>157265496
>>157269626
Rust probably has the most "different" gun of them all.

>>157267132
blame hoxton

he invited the mafioso over

>>157270190
also usable on OD

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>Doing OD lab rats
I can't wait for headless dozers with medics around them while cloackers coming straight at you while the only effect is blackouts.

I'll ask this again, are frenzy/silent killer snipers viable on One Down? Only the Thanatos?

>>157270874
if by snipers you mean
>Only the Thanatos?
oh, yeah just that one, also it needs to headshot specials to kill them now

>>157270980
I remember back when the Thanatos came out and it was laughed at as a crutch weapon for shitters.
And now, a couple thousand damage is only a drop in the bucket, what the fuck.

>>157271113
The heavy crossbow deals 1 thousand damage more, dozers cannot be stunned, and every cop feels like sentry.
Thats what happened.

>>157264916
sniff my feet cunt

>>157271208
>every cop feels like sentry.
this is probably the biggest issue with recent tweaks

>>157271332
y-yes master

>>157268901
Corpse delimeter is actually kinda cheating because it makes Underdog be almost always active thanks to swedish coding

So, my thoughts about medic is that he has too much health and spawns too often. Also, they didn't think out situation where one medic heals another, It's stupid as fuck.

>>157273426
>healer not keeping another healer alive
Why would you never not do this?

Regardless of whether or not it sucks.

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>sydney's medic callouts are just a higher pitched version of her call for a medic bag

>>157273928
>Rust just says "Oh fuck"

>>157273779
y dont the cop just shot the van driver??

>>157274149
they do, at least in watchdogs

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>>157273928
>>157274048

Jiro just says gook shit

>>157274516
distinctive gook shit at least

>>157273928
does sokol have new medic lines

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>do watchdogs solo OD
>have to jump the gap
>deliver coke
>bots follow me over gap
>jump back
>go down
>bots just sit there and don't help me
Thanks """""""""""""Better Bots"""""""""""""

>>157274516
But he says MEDICU, thats already new. Everyone that got a line stops at Bodhi (with the exception of course of AWOOOOO)

>>157274916
>FWB OD solo
>get tased
>get downed and the bots get downed by one taser one at a time
Indeed. Thanks """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""better bots"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

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So is safe house 9 rings bugged or rng is fucking with me again?

>it's an escape mission

>>157273426
a javelin will still just kill the medic being healed

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>>157274516
>jiro speaking gook in heists and shit
>even on pagers
>suddenly in the safehouse he speaks english
The fuck is this

>>157276190
all the heists probably take place before the safe house

>>157276190
let's see you speak a second language while under fire

I want to hug clover in the butt

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>>157276502
I guess, but still on the pager answering it still triggers me a bit especially if I dropped by the safehouse where he speaks sensei shit in good engrish and on a pager 2 minutes later hr goes "wishiwash diejoeboo otoko" on a device made for verbal communication, its just getting used to it I guess

>>157276613
Well I have german and italian down so

>broken in krinkov skin

This is the worst safe yet. All shitty weapons and disgusting skins. I haven't received a single skin yet for weapons I actually use from any safe. Why do they pick such shitty weapons to give the skins to.

>>157277475
>not using the krinkov with the ak 762

>>157273928
it's not you fuck tard

wow, flamethrower is pretty gud on OD

screw the crossbows, I'm going with flamethrowers and grenade launchers

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>>157275947
Works for me ;)
I did the 2nd day so I dont know if its bugged now, Bomb forest was bugged

>>157277820
>plays as Bonnie
I'm speechless

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>>157277584
THREE
KALASHNIKOV

>>157277935
A kiss from Bonnie for each dead cop

best safehouse upgrades?

>>157278880
ONE and Houston are the only upgrades that add something that you can use, Bonnie too her upgrade is total shit and not worth playing with her 2 GAMES

>>157278880
Dragan's gym

>>157279014
What does Houston's upgrade do?

>>157279604
You can change van skins

>>157279650
you can do that without upgrading it.

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Wick is a chud

>>157280793
it adds more though

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>safehouse nightmare OD
Hope your anus is ready.

>Application has crashed: access violation

What in the ever-loving FUCK do I do about this? Sometimes the callstack has fewer or more lines, sometimes the text is ever so slightly different, but it's always fucking access violation, and it happens in the middle of heists when nothing is happening, it happens during some heist event triggers, it happens when loading the next day of a heist, but I never know when. Four times so far during Hoxton's Dickfest Parade, and plenty before then.

This never used to be an issue a few months back. I'd only get a few mod crashes. I run like four mods small mods now.

What the fuck do I do?

>>157281907
Access violation is caused by mods 90+% of the time
what mods are they?

>>157281881
Oh I am, lets trow some medic while they are at it.

>>157281907
Pretty sure it happens to everyone who uses mods. Not sure if you can fix it but I hear reinstalling the game might help

>>157282005
>safehouse raid, at the bak stairs
>2 dozers, one of them black
>one medic hiding behind them
Just take me now

>>157281670
>it adds more though
Wut? Fucking how? Or are "buttons" other than bucket?

>>157282004
Press-2-Hold Standalone
http://lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=13489

Intimidated Outlines
http://lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=13584

No Slow Mo
http://lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=12807 (Deleted, apparently)

VeloSync
http://lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=15451

BuilDB
http://lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=13435

I figured if anything it'd be VeloSync, but I've ran without it and I still get the same crashes, so I've opted to keep it installed.

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>>157282324
>Out of nowhere tazers behind you showing up randomly after a black out along the dozers and medic
>And they have more chances while you are reloading

>>157281670
I have it fully upgraded but I still only have the Overkill skin and the normal one. I've seen some people with yellow or white skins but I dunno how to get it

>tasers are now better cloakers than cloakers
really makes u think

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Here's a funny thing that Overkill fucked up.
Enemy spawn rate used to only barely scale with amount of players. Now it scales linearly.
You get twice as many cop spawns by having 2 players.
So now if one guy in the team is being a shitter he is ACTUALLY being a net loss to the team, because just by existing he is causing a lot more cops to spawn.

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>>157283093
>Aced shookproof after this update
>Tazer tazes me from fucking nowhere
>Oh ITS TIME BABY
>ZAP
>get the fucker back with his own medicine without even aim at him
>hear tazer screaming getting himself fucked
I cant quit anymore, its so fucking good.

>>157283484
Also, this makes all those videos where people cheese solo OD loud with Messiah and crossbows even more pathetic, because they actually are getting less than half the spawns they would have gotten a week ago in DW.

>>157283093
Le really makes you think haha XD MEMES!

NINJA EDIT: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

>>157283592
>anti-taser skills exist
>anti-cloacker skills exist
>debatably anti-shield skills exist
anti-dozer skill when
aside from crit javelin of course

>>157283756
The anti-cloaker skill is so fucking shit though

>>157282878
Restart game and try again? Had the same problem but not anymore somehow. Also extra van skins are shit.

>>157283847
so's the anti-shield skill but at least it's there

>>157284083
but the anti-shield skill is pretty good
much better than the garbage iron man aced used to be

>>157284156
it's horribly wasted on most weapons i make use of, all it does is make shields do ballet harmlessly

maybe on automatics it'd work better

>>157284231
it rolls independently for each shotgun pellet so they're pretty much guaranteed to down the shield in one shot

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>solo rats OD
>only crossbows and javelins
>winters spawns halfway into cooking the second bag

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>tfw not enough offshore
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>157284342
Can't tell you how happy I was to complete OD rats before they fixed winters not spawning. It was already enough of a shitfest thanks to enemies converging at the bottom and pushing some cop through the ceiling to fire at all of us from the floor.

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>>157284509
>Not burning your offshore

>>157281907
>>157282424
It happened again a few minutes into Framing Frame day 3.

Fucking kill me.

>>157284732
have you tried disabling your mods

>One of the safe house trophies is to kill 600k people
>In 1k hours at 25-100 I have killed a total of 50k
>That 50k isn't even counted towards it because ???
Really fucking nice overkill
Let me just play a few thousand more hours for what will assuredly give you the same amount of coins as finding a hobos knife on aftershock

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>>157284941
600k is retarded alright
But this is what I got in a few days. I will only say my favorite heister are Bonnie, Dragan, Jimmy and Jiro.
So yes I'm a crazy mothefucker that cant stop killing copsMy payday is those 200+ bodies, otherwise I dont give a fuck if we are in OD, im not going out until I rip that dozer head

Why does the sociopath perk deck do a better job than anarchist at what its supposed to do?
I really want ICTV anarchist to be viable due to the metric fuckton of armour you have but sociopath just works way better since you can regen your armour faster than anarchist and more at a time than with anarchist

>>157285379
shhh you'll wake up the retard that thinks sociopath is bad and GL40 is better than china puff

>>157284771
I did for a few hours last month and wanted to die without Press To Hold. But, seeing as I'm still launching this stupid fucking game almost every evening, I guess I'd better bite the bullet and get over this.

But I swear if I get another access violation I will fucking post here again and complain about how sad and mad this makes me

>>157285379
You're supposed to do LBV anarchist dummy. Best build in the game. Die Hard aced, Bullseye aced, Iron Man basic and you have 270 defense with LBV, and get 35 back per head shot.

>>157285379
Well the only thing I cant see working from sociopath if you run frenzy is the health regen, however that 8% reduction with the 35% from frenzy + 15% with underdog, it sure feels good.

>>157285528
It shouldnt be push to hold, keep that on, doesn't fuck with me ever. Velosync too

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>>157284941
>>157285305
>Not understanding the number is the ENTIRE population of D.C.
It's a gag trophy you're not suppose to nab for your coins.

>>157285580
but I want to become an unmovable wall and 400 armour just sounds theoretically perfect for that
the armour regen speed just makes it all around inferior to ICTV+Sociopath+bullseye which has around 85 or so armour regen which is nearly half your armour every 2 seconds

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>>157285951
>First thought on seeing a number that specific was the Dead Rising Zombie Genocider achievements.
>mfw Overkill really is just ripping off those.

>>157285796
I just removed BLT entirely. If I get a crash within the next few days, I'll bring it back and just keep Press To Hold.

Fucking fuck I just wish they'd bake that into the game as an option. And the slow motion removal, too.

Or just fucking call me when Payday 3 comes out, I don't know anymore

>>157282424
probably no slow mo
i think it was deleted because it causes massive desync

>>157286214
>Actually planning on buying PD3.
I bet you were stupid enough to buy DBD.

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>stealthing the diamond OD
>get to the tiles and hit the electrical box
>no timer
>mfw

>>157286516
We all need a payday

>>157286648
Pretty sure the world would keep spinning without a shitty swede game.

where the trashley at yo

>>157286604
I sat there for 3 minutes thinking it would reset.
What the fuck is with OD stealth
Every heist I've done on OD has been easier than DW
Go do Golden Grin, theres like 2 cameras total, some of them are even regular cameras, and the civ will never spawn in the archives

>>157286726
if it weren't for payday 2, I would have never met my gf, dude

>>157287378
That's cute, anon. Glad you could find your loved one.

>>157287378
Your "gf" probably has a penis.

>>157287560
i know mine does

>>157242138
ignore sydney posters

>>157287560
What do you mean?

Her profile pic looks nothing like a dude.

>>157287693
You can't see the dick in the profile picture.

>>157286516
No, that game looks not fun

I have 1700 hours in Payday 2, started late December 2013. Despite all the shit that goes wrong, I have an overall very good time with the game, but I'm always the first to admit that Payday 2 is buggy as fuck, and at this point I think the only thing that can fix it up is a completely new game.

If that turns out to be the case and I'll be one of the first to know since despite knowing better I'm going to pre-order this shit then I'll be a very happy man.

>>157287457
Yea, it's great.

We play a lot of games together, and she's pretty good.

I buy her a few games every now and then, and Payday 2 DLC whenever it comes out.

>day 6
>still no old DW

Does DLC unlocker work with the Completely Overkill pack? Also, where the hell do I find it?

>>157288681
If you're asking questions like that, you don't deserve the DLC unlocker.

>>157288904
Does it unlock the CO pack? I'll find it on my own.

>>157288594
mayham is old DW for the most part

>>157289612
I mean, the real question is why wouldn't it?

official /pdg/ discord :)
https://discordapp.com/invite/vT6PTzZ

>>157290348
Disregarded

>>157290348
Why would I ever want to interact with any of you faggots

>>157290348
Fuck off shill.

>>157286604
They will eventually fix it back to 30 seconds, so get the achievement asap

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I am not a fan of how brightly colored the Medic is. Looks like Santa Claus. In about half a week or so when I get home I think I'll retexture him to have the base body of either Blue SWAT or FBI SWAT (green).

In other news, I opened a Hoxton safe and got the Legendary 'Demon' Locomotive in Mint Condition, dick's pretty hard m8.

>>157292592
on the stream they said it's so bright because otherwise they're a bitch to distinguish on night heists

>>157292592
>not gray urban dpa with red Kevlar and helmet

it's shit

>>157292884
Hm. Noted. I haven't had a chance to actually play against them yet so I wouldn't have known.

In that case I think the only change is making his bright red jumpsuit blue or green. Leave all his bright white and red armor alone. Leave his white belts, straps and kneepads alone to give a little lower body recognition.

>>157293194
I couldn't find any image results for that. Could you post an image? It could be helpful with changes I intend to make.

>>157292592
Lucky bastard.
I got a lighty marked Macaw

>>157293264
pretty much the camo that the gensec/elites use but the armor parts to be red and white.

the uniformity doesn't break but still stands out a lot.

>do 4 runs on aftershock
>still no knife
just

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>>157293392
Rough mock up. I like it a lot. I will keep this in mind.

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>still no Hoxton safe

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man this trophy is such bullshit

almost feels like you're trying to do a pacifist run