League of Legends General - /lolg/

>>157166079

>no braum x illaoi porn yet

fucking when

>>157166079
Braum makes my dick hard

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Goddammit. Goddammit. Goddammit. Fucking of all the people I had to be matched up with today after spending two weeks building this Essence Reaver I had to be matched with a “”””””””””””Lissandra main”””””””””””””. I watched her build Rod of Ages first and rush Berserker’s greaves second. Who the fuck does that? I mean, everyone knows the real build to Lissandra is Doran’s blade and relic shield and then a frozen heart. More importantly who plays that dumb useless bitch? Katarina is a cunt.
I started my clear at the enemy top tier two tower. I dodged the laser by following my dreams. I then made the tower really depressed by telling them Rick Ross was dead. The tower got sad, picked itself up and collapsed on the enemy nexus. “You have slain an enemy tower’s happiness.” I could tell this Essence Reaver was already worth the two weeks I needed. No? Yes. I heard someone picked a Cho’gath in another game, I had to stop him from having fun. Fuck Cho’gath players, special snowflake cunts think they’re above everyone and “based”. Cho’gath mains aren’t based, they’re hipsters. No. They’re proto-hipsters like Katarina’s cunt.

Our top-lane Jhin was being fancy with their top-lane Reaper. Oh wait, wrong game. Top lane Benedict. That ain’t Azir, he was busy being our support. So who was their top-laner? Oh wait some faggot on their team picked Garen with some crusty looking Trinity Force. I started my gank and kicked Garen so hard his Diaper collapsed on him. Jhin then fired his Shun-po and knocked Garen sky-high. I then insec’d him into that Cho’gath player and ruined Merripuu’s promos. Again. Three times.

>>157166179
Braum makes everyone hard and cozy

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>more dota items next season because of this perma camoflauge buffs

Callin' it

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>giant metal man
>less health and armour than a marksman

>>157166279

HERE WE GO

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>>157166279

After giving Jhin a quadruple kill via Diaper implosion I walked to their nexus and threw my sandal at it, the sandal bounced off and then out of nowhere I heard in /all chat “IM TRIGGERED” and saw the most terrifying Morgana in existence. She had a shaved head, wore disgusting tattoos (Not sexy ones) and proceeded to yell at me about bullshit that didn’t even mattering, stuttering with her text. Then Jhin shot her four times and walked away, forgetting about the fact that I was in the enemy base with a lyte-infested Morgana and a missing sandal.

I hopped the wall and walked down to the enemy jungler’s blue-buff, on the way yelling at the bot-lanes tier 2 tower mean things and I was reported for being Toxic. It was a jungle Karthus, fuck why am I dealing with so many special snowflakes as of late? I stole his machete and then broke it in half, giving it back to him. By doing so I knew he’d be building Tank Karthus instead of AD Karthus making him 100% fucking stupid. Shows him how not to play a real Jungler like Lee Sin. I am the best. Katarina is a cunt. No she isn’t. Yes she totally is.

I checked mid-lane and found Illaoi literally at the fucking inhibitor on her own. “What the fuck?” I thought to myself and I checked her build…berserker’s greaves and a luden’s echo. That explained her ability to shove Caitlyn’s teeth into Merripuu’s promos. Again. Three times. Fuck cho’gath mains.

How do I jungle poppy

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>>157166279

>I started my gank and kicked Garen so hard his Diaper collapsed on him.

>>157166438

>After giving Jhin a quadruple kill via Diaper implosion

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>>157166438

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>it's panth mid
>I'm aurelion
Scared desu
I'd call bets but I think I know how this is gonna end up

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>>157166438

I then went down bot-lane kicked the adc Mordekaiser in the gonads. I handed Azir half of the machete I stole from Karthus and he accepted my token of gratitude and turned into Falco played by god himself. I’ve never seen anyone Shurima Shuffle an ADC morde three times in a short time period. Mordekaiser flew off into the sky never to be seen again.

Perhaps launched into CertainlyT’s lunchbox. Ha! Show’s him right for building Mordekaiser without fucking mana crystals. Our ADC Taric then ran it down mid once because he felt “we were winning too easy”. Then our ADC taric bought two ruby crysals and a warmogs. All five of us gathered mid to shove in and potentially win when Azir pointed to Taric, “DO IT, WE NEED YOU TO DO IT!”

Taric then threw off his armor and his outrageous cock blinded the enemy team. All of them couldn’t handle his outrageousness. The sheer beauty of this amount of manliness combined with the power of warmogs and ruby crystals on his nipples made the enemy morgana forget about being an SJW and die of a trigger attack. The enemy garen needed his diapy changed, Mordekaiser became half-way reworked by CertainlyT and finally Karthus just say “Report our support Renekton for being a faggot who likes Nickelback.” Illaoi then sprinted down mid-lane at 2000 units per-second and one-shotted the enemy Karthus, having build three Luden’s Echoes she was the most unstoppable champion in the game barring Rod of Ages Zed. We all hit the nexus as hard as we could quickly, hoping to secure a victory and my essence reaver told me to turn around. Cho’gath was here. How? That was impossible. Cho’gath then ate Lissandra, never to be seen again.

>get random dc because my isp is as shit at end of game
>win anyways
>scared to queue up another

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>>157166606
>Cho’gath was here. How? That was impossible.

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>>157166438

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>tfw carried

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>>157166606
Azir summoned as many Walls as he could but Cho’gath was just too…SPECIAL. He was such a special snowflake no one could stop him. Not even I, Lee Sin the best, could stop him. Jhin then reloaded at the Cho’gath hoping to intimidate the Cho’gath main with some sort of new mechanic. I forgot about her…the terrifying Illaoi. “Sup bitch!” He typed in /all chat before getting the 1 crit rune he had to go off. That woman kicked Cho’gath so far it offended Morgana. I threw my essence reaver at the nexus and blew it up.

The game wasn’t over however, we still had to deal with Lissandra. Fuck her. Jhin then threw his gun at her getting another Quadrakill. Jhin then combined his Trinity Force with another Trinity Force to make…a hex-tech proto-belt. Kinda strange seeing as how he needed more Health but it didn’t matter, it gave a passive that slowed.

Jhin then sprinted at Lissandra and told her she was a useless bitch. Lissandra quickly threw herself off of the map, never to be seen again. Yes? No. Fuck Katarina. She’s a cunt. Katarina is a cunt.

Then their ADC morde tried to hot-glue the enemy nexus back together. Azir calmly said, "Its over...I'm sorry. Your Cho'gath was shit. and our Taric was Outrageous." Mordekaiser joined our team and his Defeat changed to a Victory. Lissandra got a defeat instead. Fuck Cho'gath mains.

We won. I did it. I am Lee Sin. I am the best.

should i buy kled

he looks kinda cute

>>157167067
yeah sure

>>157167028

I hope you never stop with these. They're so fucking bad but they're so fucking funny.

God Bless.

>>157167067
he frustrating me

>>157166581
>the blitz is just flaming as soon as we start
I never wanted to win this match anyways ;-;

>>157167067
go buy a gun and kill yourself

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>>157166606
>morgana forget about being an SJW and die of a trigger attack.

anyone want to talk about how overpowered and shitty to play against yasuo is

>>157166356
>tfw Mordekaiser has one of the lowest armour stats in the game

THE FUCK IS THIS RIOT?

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>>157166279
>>157166438
>>157166606
>>157167028
Goddamn these stories.

>>157167457

>riot complains about binary playstyles
>mord literally has to build pure damage in every game with no build flexability

nice champ design

Do you still get double (or extra) exp for completing both JG items?

anyone want to talk about how overpowered and shitty to play against cait is

What is a good carry toplaner? I'm pretty good at tanks but it can be hard to win if your damage dealers are bad.

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some people want to hug this

>>157167576

kennen
jayce
ap zac

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>>157167576

>>157167576
Wukong

anyone want to talk about how overpowered and shitty to play against jhin is

>>157167643
I do.

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Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c
and cooking a GOOD meal
by urself :^3

>>157166079
>face frozen mallet teemo or gnar
>literally so bored by 15 minutes that I can barely play the rest of the match

got that item really has no business affecting ranged attacks

>>157167792

>being cucked by garen

no thanks fampai

>>157167643

and I want to fuck her silly.

>>157167553
Only from one of the starting jungle items,them being talisman or machete

>>157167028
Why do you hate cho'gath mains?

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What makes Zac such a strong pick in the current meta?

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>play Mordekaiser
>teammate flames me for building any damage whatsoever
>"wtf Morde is a tank noob"

>>157167671
how difficult is jayce? I see him being picked at worlds but they never seem to do anything

>>157166279
>>157166438
>>157166606
>>157167028

Who is the best poster on /lolg/ and why is it Lee Sin poster?

I need to get an S with a carry, sitting on 2 keys and no chests. My options are Jhin, MF, Trist and Vayne.
Which one would be the easiest?

>>157167972
I knew it! I had to argue with a fucking gold 2 supp and silver 4 adc in my team that you dont get doulbe exp anymore.

>>157167990
Not him but they're always massive faggots who rush a IE rylai's combo and take your bot lane.

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>>157168053
>Nerf everything else
>Zac was the next best thing

Wasn't that complex.

>>157167990
BECAUSE THEY'RE SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE FUCKS WHO DO NOTHING BUT SAY THINGS THEY DONT LIKE ARE CANCER MEANWHILE THEY REFUSE TO HAVE ANYTHING MORE THAN PICK THEIR SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE "MAIN" AND THINK THAT BEING AN OUTDATED PIECE OF SHIT MAKES THEM SPECIAL.

FUCK CHO'GATH, RUINER OF PROMOS.

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>>157167576
do you want to have fun?

>>157168106
He wins lane. Worlds is usually more than just lane though.

>>157168193
Oh and Caitlyn

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Who is genetically the best girl to breed

>>157168237
Whats your opinion of Asol mains?

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>>157168290
>play against some pussy champ
>they build no damage
>reduced to double digit AD in fights
>heal through their damage
>noob champ

>>157168363
Me.

>>157167759
He'll get nerfed after his next skin release, don't worry.

>>157168053
>tanky AP
>hard engage
>AoE knock up
teleport to blobs to deny kills on him
>slingshot means he totally invalidates conventional or common warding practice

>>157168290
>>157167679
How do I tryndamere? I always get stomped

>>157168193
Lucian is fairly good still, I know its not on your lost, but he can really shit all over jhin and and MF. I got an s rank very soon after I got my mastery


If you have to pick from the list though, armorpen jhin us a safe and OP pick and is very easy to playb

>>157168363
This guy >>157168415

>>157168428
>>157167759
What makes Jhin so OP?

>>157168193
Easiest? Probably MF.
As OP as he is Jhin actually takes some skill to use well, so if you're not good enough with him you're gonna do very, very poorly.

should i buy nunu bot

or is he going to get gutted soon

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>Get boosted
>The CS from an average game goes from 100 to around 300
Riot won't notice, right?

>haven't had a key fragment drop in ~30 wins

This is fucking hell

Is there a map that drops them more often than others? I remember getting a ton when URF was out but now I've played normals/ranked/TT/ARAM and haven't gotten SHIT even with 4 other people.

>>157168478
His safe playstyle and naturally high damage combine to be really annoying to fight against for anyone who isn't an assassin.

Granted Jhin, like Asol, wouldn't be NEARLY as big a problem if assassins were ACTUALLY GOOD RIGHT NOW.

>>157168562
If there was a change of position and champion you'll be good. If the booster played the same champ as you you're fucked.

>>157168510
I realized MF is easy because of infinite Q nuke and the ulti is too cheap.
I got enough practice with Jhin
How about Kayle as mid or top?

>>157168596

you get a set allocation of keys per month

it resets every 30 days

>>157168456
new mastery page every game, decide if you need sustain (teemo irelia darius) or more damage (riven)

fervor, start longsword pots vs someone you can fight or d shield vs ranged pussies who you cant go in on (teemo)

get vamp sceptre first back
rush shiv after that every game
any boots are viable

always have at least 70 fury before fighting
you can either splitpush all game or be an assassin, people have done both to challenger, the sky is the limit

>>157168657
I know. The last chest I opened was over a month ago. And since then I got 2 fragments a long while back and nothing else for weeks.

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>>157168381
Target Practice.

>>157168619
This logic could be attributed to why mages are strong...or have always been through-out this year.

Cho'gath mains ruin everything once again, they nerf the fucking assassins and make some other class overpowered as a result because of their simplistic thinking instead of accepting new shit.

Fuck Cho'gath mains. Katarina is a cunt. No she isn't.

She is ok,but a better ranged top is definitely gnar, whom I have trouble playing.


As a side note, anyone got some gnar tips or something?

>>157168478
4th shot crit, ult and w snare.

As a Jhin main he just needs the crit damage on the 2-3 shots lowed by 25%-30% and the slow on ult hits lessened. Then he'd be fine.

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>it's a girlfriend + boyfriend bot lane episode

>>157168748
See
>>157168636

>>157168619
Sol isn't much of a problem anymore after the 6.19 patch essentially gutted him.

>>157168748
Learn to kite. Rush FM. Congrats you now destroy every lane as long as you can dodge skillshots.

>>157168742

what is your opinion on wukong players, leeposter

>assassin babs crying that assassins are weak right now
>assassin babs crying that they don't like the upcoming assassin rework either
I'm enjoying all your tears. Keep 'em coming.
t. adc main

>>157168742
The problem is, instead of buffing counters Riot opts to just gut whatever's strongest.
As long as they keep doing that its going to be reverse power creep until everything is equally shit and double digit damage is considered a high crit lategame.

>>157168991
roughly how much lube have you ordered for when akali isn't affected by pinks anymore

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>>157168870
>it's a girl support (male) episode

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Finally won a game, took a shit on the enemy jungler. Still tilted and still satly about the other matches because even though I did well my team would've carried my if I had played nearly as poorly as earlier today.
I think I'll follow anon's advice and take a break to reset.

>>157169049

>akali no longer gains ult charges on assists, only on kills

there, i fixed akali.

>it's a rumble vs jayce lane

>>157168991
see >>157169048

>>157168927
All they nerfed really was his early clear so he couldn't shove lanes as easily anymore.
Now other champions can actually try to push their lane against him and he'll have less time to roam.

HIs mid-lategame are still fine. He's weakened yes but far from garbage.

>>157169137
Oh yes lets give people MORE reasons to whine when a kill is "stolen" by a teammate.
That's a GREAT idea. Man I wish you worked for riot's balance team!

is there a more repressive and anti-fun bot lane to play against than morgana/cait?

>>157169380

luckily for you, "reasons to flame" is not an issue addressed by Riot's balance team.

>>157169383
Brand / Draven

>>157169383
lucian alistar

good luck doing anything until the games over

>>157169383
Caitlin/Zyra. At least with Morg it's "dodge Q, she's useless for a while".

>>157169496

>dodging the thing with a fuckhuge hitbox that roots you for three seconds but also does an insane amount of damage

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>>157168986
Do you want me to just list out what mains/champions I love/hate?

The only champions/players I hate are Cho'gath and its players, Lissandra players, Kalista, Yasuo, and especially Cho'gath. And I can't forget Cho'gath, fuck him and his player base.

As for Wukong mains they're dangerously close to Cho'gath territory but """""""""usually"""""""" accept new mechanics instead of bitching or wanting it nerfed.

Would changing my name to a genderless one and pretending to be an e-girl be bad if I get free shit?

>>157169579
>travels slow as fuck and collides with minions in the lane where champions are objectively the furthest apart and minions have more longevity than they do mid

>>157169596

>cho
>him

cho and rek'sai are females anon.

>>157169619

you out yourself as a CIS white male by assuming names have genders.

>>157169262
They nerfed the base damage on his W by 50%.

Now you only become useful 25+ minutes into the game.

>>157169756
My name literally has man in the name so its kinda hard to hide lol

>>157169695
>Cho
>female

??????????????????

>>157169778
Yes but before the nerf he was the best lane shover in the game from level 1 in a meta where you shove your lane in mid at all times, and a mid with bad waveclear is generally terrible.

The nerf was justified, but I agree the numbers are a tad extreme.

>>157169695
here's your (you)

>>157169902

"woman" also has man in it :^)

>LEEposter bitching about one of the only heroes with a silence
really makes my brain stem boil desu

>>157169931
IMO it should've been a 30-35% damage reduction on his stars, 50% is just too extreme.

The rest was fine though.

>>157169619
Just become a girl irl

>>157169990
Yeah but its not like sweatheart_woman or something lol.

>>157170019
Go fuck yourself you special snowflake cunt.
I bet you rush randuins on cait.

>>157169990
Yeah that's why girls or guys trying to look like girls use names with "girl" or "princess" instead of "woman".

>>157170128
and that's why girls avoid such names because it brings unwanted attention

>>157170075
no im not a heathen.

>>157170193
That's often true but some girls want the attention and some girls don't care.
And thirsty guys on the internet wouldn't dare pass up a chance at someone with an obvious girl name just because some girls don't want attention. You know he'll be all over that e-pussy.

>>157170193
>unwanted attention
Everyone likes positive attention, however women are much more receptive to it than men in cases where they are the minority.

>>157170193
Women biologically want attention, it's part of their nature. The only thing is some women want to choose who they get attention from and who they don't.

d5 here looking for euw/eune people to boost in exchange for some small amounts of RP. Give me ign if interested.

>[Your main] walks up to your girl/boy and slaps her/his ass
What do you do?

I looked up 'caitlyn reowrk' to see if riot was planning anytihng. All I got was bruce jenner hahahahahahahaha! His reowrk

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>THE CITY OF KENNEN

nerfs literally /when/

>>157170452
>Women biologically want attention
You say that like men don't.

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>>157170118

>>157169778
>Now you only become useful 25+ minutes into the game

Does this put him into Hyper Carry territory like Vayne, Azir, Jax, Kayle...?

>>157170731
le womans are all the same!
r9k told me everything i need to know about them!

>>157170019
FUCK YOU YOU SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE

>>157170962
There is not a single woman on the planet that does not want attention

>>157170128
Im trying to think of something subtly feminine or just kinda non-descript.

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>>157170452
Sounding awfully /r9k/ here guy.

>>157171128
Of course not, because in your mind, the very act of them trying to prove they dont want attention means they want attention

/r9k/ is that way.

>>157171128
>i know all women hehe ;)

yasuo players should be gassed

>>157171128
Your a retard than

>>157171178
Something using or related to "crystal" is a good generic choice.
Anything bright and sparkly really. Polish, star, twinkle, shine, etc.

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>play Mordekaiser
>build full damage with gunblade in there somewhere
>three man gank incoming
>CC chain about to start
>hit R on their highest hp champ and then hit W
>get chain CC'd
>W keeps going continuously hitting all 3 enemies
>6 or 7 second long stun chain finally ends
>Q Q Q
>triple kill
>leave fight with 10% hp and 100% shield

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Such a cutie.

>>157171418
Im still looking for the full pic/comic of this crop

>>157171302
>than
Anon, it's "then."

>>157171128
Most humans generally want some sort of confirmation from their peers, however social disorders can work against that.

>>157171425

I wish Jinx would make me shoot again and again and again.

j-jinx is my favourite please no lewd i want her to teach me how to gun

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Poppy and Trist make me so horny, help....

>>157171425
I really liked this doujin desu even if futa isnt a fetish I really like having. futa on girl though is fine overal.
>>157171546
My fantasy tho man if we take it in the lewd way :P

im drunk lolg

dubs decides what champ i play

>>157171813
>>>dubs

>>157171813
>dubs on /vg/
Play Lee Sin and roleplay shouting about MUH DRUNKEN FIST TECHNIQUE in game

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Welp just lost my first game in gold 3 series, our vayne/janna bot lost and fed both towers to jinx/zyra sub 10 min. And ekko was suicidal w/o his ult. Guess Ima just not play until later tonight and wait for all the faggot kids who came home from school to kill themselves.

What are yall listening too atm?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z9X0htC3mg

>>157171219
>>157171235
>>157171302
>hurrr
Well tipped
Attention is coded to womans instincts, you can tip your fedore 1000 times and it wont change. Only exceptions are mental and social disorders

Any LAS bro wants to help me level up?
IGN: Kachou Fuugetsu

>>157171909

ok

will post results Kappa

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>>157171994
Bruh

>>157171994
do you have a source on this? like ive seen the >promiscuous women in their 20's have higher divorce rate statistic so id be willing to believe you if you have a source

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this girl comes up to you in midlane and asks you to fuck her in front of her jungler

what do you do?

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>>157172197
Lanturn a buddy in.

>>157172197
See
>>157171418

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>>157172197

Fuck Vi and her together of course

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>tfw you will never get to fuck Futaraka in the ass while you stroke her massive horsecock
>tfw you will never get to touch her toned abs while pleasing her
>tfw you will never get her to cum all over those fine muscles she built up from constant fighting and running on the Rift
life just ain't right

>>157171994
Le internet badass "womyns are all the sames man"
Dude I know women are confusing, weird and crazy. Ive had my faier share of interactions with them on a more personal level but im not that autistic to think they are all attention seekers.

>promos
>have to sit through 40 minutes of my support jax and titanic ga k6 uncarrying me right back to where I was
nice game lolniggers

>>157172197
>ahris ears are just stylized headphones

Does that mean her tails are tailplugs?

>pinks won't reveal stealth anymore

Okay I'm worried

is there a lolg discord?

>>157172331
first ew your fantasy is actually gross. You ruined an already bad picture with a nice premise of wanking in the woods. Nice job asshole
>>157172375
we can dream right

>>157171425
wish hirame did more league

>>157172174
Female mammals seek attention, mostly for breeding purposes, this is a fact, this is coded in their DNA.
>>157172338
You can keep tipping your fedora anon. All women seek attention in some way unless they have a disorder

>>157172331

sauce pls

>>157172386
>yfw taking any damage at all will deactivate stealth immediately
>stealth becomes a deliberate counter mechanic that reliably beats champions relying on targeted abilities and autos while being countered by AoE champs

>>157172402
No general has a discord because the atmosphere and attitude of the people in it are wildly different from the thread and there's often little overlap between the people in the discord and the people who post in the thread.

>>157172402
Ahahaha, you don't want it.

>>157172614
i need it for some purpose

>>157172527
Aren't male mammals the one with all the dimorphism used to attract females, or am I just thinking about walruses and peacocks?

I thought females just had those pheromones and sat around taking it.

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TITS

>>157172402
https://discord.gg/5DqNm

>>157172527
Male mamals sometimes dick other males for dominance is it normal for you to do that? Appeals to nature only work sometimes. Now unless you want to show it as something in humans im not buying your edgy MGTOW tier assertion.

S1 silver support shitter

Get demoted to S4 because I can't carry teams on supports. Git gud ur the only consent lmao.

Decide to jungle.

Had some success. People overextend all the time, I'm doing good on WW and Yi. Some teams can't be saved, but my performance is good.

Queue up.

Enemy Djungle unchained is graves. He's a real jungle. I'm not sure what to do. But I just bought Nunu.

Start game. Safe clear, nothing much happening. Bot trades 2 for 2, meh.

Get my E.

Realize I can breeze toplane and fuck Ribbon out of her flash, walk to scuttle and kill it, then go kill her.

Nofunallowed.webm

I ganked her every chance I had. I hate ribbon and I want her to feel inadequate. I flash-Q'd the dragon because consume is a better smite. I got people playing on tilt. Late game I followed creep waves to inhib turret, W'd our jinx, then ulted under turret. I did this three times and we got the turret each time, along with several kills. His ult is Amumu-tier murder/wrangling.

How is this guy okay? He's a monster now.

>>157172671
riot really did fire a bunch of sjws huh

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>>157172671
unf

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>>157172671
Unf.

>>157172668
That's male birds, ala peacocks

While some male mammals have notable dimorphism (usually horns) they typically serve more purpose than attracting mates

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>>157172375
yes

>>157172575

Riot would never actually give something a decent set of checks and balances. You give them too much credit.

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>>157172671
HOLY FUCKING TIIIIIIIIIIIITS.

>>157172575
So in short invis counters 10% of the roster while being countered by the other 90%?

>>157172575
>buying bamis counters shaco
Seems legitimate

>>157172494
lol you're gay

>>157172536
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/C0RROS1ON/354912/Soraka-Story-commision

Shoot. I got forced to go Akali mid. How do I not feed?

>>157172904
Would you rather invis be a misguided pseudo immunity with literally no counter mechanics aside from spewing skillshots blindly and hoping you 100-0 someone you can't see?

>>157173010
double kill their bot lane

>>157172986
Nah its not gay to want to fap outdoors.

>>157172962
You mean an assassin with high mobility would have to employ it to get around the tank by avoiding him, rather than using a targeted dash?

Fucking insane. Call the president. This won't make pro games a series of outplays. We need to fix this.

>>157172717
not him anon but dont u see the flaw in your argument?
when saying the appeal to nature only works sometimes you are forgetting that humans are also just animals with many more options available to him, what other ways is a primitive mammal going to assert dominance over his male kind than locking horns, fucking his girl, or beating him down? Humans have many many different outlets for dominance to be asserted

>>157173040
I would argue but they removed invis detection from the trinkets and pink wards don't have enough range.
But I would rather invis be an actually useful ability that was strong in its own right but has simple counters, like in dota.

I want to swim in Lulu.

>>157173010
>Save shroud for ganks.
>Play passive and lasthit with Q.
>Hit six.
>Farm champs for gold.
>Win game.

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>>157173291

>>157173291
Aren't you missing something, pal?

>>157173386
Yea like a dick.

>>157172386
BUY A GEM
OR DUST

COMING SOON TO YOU
IN DEFENSE OF THE LEGGOS

>>157173476
I can give you one then

>Today's Riot dev post: Depth vs accessibility.
Is this what riot spends time doing instead of balancing their game?
Doing shitty interviews off of pure buzzwords?

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>>157172671
god damn

How bad an idea is Elise top atm

>>157173486
Isn't there already gem and dust on Doots ?

>>157173386
Oh shit, fuck it.

>>157173579
Not bad by any means. Her kit is just a shit ton better when used in the jungle.
Put her in top and you should never really die to a gank.

>>157173586
thads the fugging boint

>>157173579
Better than that time I took eve to the top lane against a jax at 5 am after pulling an all nighter, I suppose.

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>>157173710
>.>

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>>157173291
I want to go star guarding with Lulu.

>>157173819
kys and go famalam

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>tfw you will never caress Vlad through his pants

>>157173291
You're not lulufag, that's not even the phrasing he uses.

>>157173947
saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

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>>157173291

>>157166154
braum is for friendship, not for fug

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SERIOUS QUESTION TIME

are you a (1) beta, or (2) cuck, or both, or neither, if your fetish is femdom?

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who /masochist/ here?

>when you're the only person on your team warding
>rest of the team keeps complaining about getting ganked

Fucking hell.

>>157174131
protip: Fetishes are independent of personality, that's why they're fetishes and not lifestyles

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>>157174074

>>157174131
both

Anybody in EUW wanna play with me and try and get to Gold before the Season is over?
>pls pls dont be shit

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>>157172671
at long last

the drought is over

>>157174156
i'm always the one who wards the most after the "support" when i'm not playing support because of my habit of buying pink wards whenever

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>not zooming around the map with 6200 hp 500+ MS nunu
do you like other people having fun or something?

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What's the difference between a Legendary Skin and an Ultimate Skin?

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>>157174046
But you need to be a pretty noblewoman for Vlad to let you do this.

>>157174376
1430 shekels and an icon with a profile banner

>>157172671

I'm so mad this skin is good because I have blackthorn and it's looks like shit.

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>>157174074
much better

>>157174305
Ayy, I need to do this.

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I love Lissandra!

Im just getting back into the game.
My best roles (objectivley) are adc and top, i was wondering which champs i should cobsider getting next, i already have jinx/darius as my two main ones. But its nice to have a backup.
Im already good at last hitting. Dont need help thete

>Nunu on my team has Randuins, Cinderhulk and Titty hydra
>5k HP
>I AM BECOME NUNU DESTROYER OF WORLDS in all chat as he solos the enemy adc who had 10 fucking kills
Jesus christ.

>>157174693
You're good with those two, just practice them a lot

>>157172797
>people using my edits

Ay this feels nice.

>>157174074
I love this.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C67as5BpHcg
hahaHAHAHAH HOLY shit it feels SO good

>>157174776
At the time i bought them they were top tier. Im talking as a backup if theyre already picked or banned by the other team

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>>157174305
>6200hp nunu
>Reistances combine to have over 9k effective HP if they have pen, more if they don't.
Holy fuck.

someone make a vg vs vg

>>157174131
My fetish is overpowering girls taller and stronger than me in bed and fucking them silly. I'm not beta, and I sure ass hell will never be a cuck. Light femdom is okay but no butt stuff.

>>157174962
Make it pussy

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>>157174983

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Took back my LP from the shit duo that cost me a game.
>>157175060
who the fuck writes this shit.

>>157174305
>>157174961

I wish I knew how to do this. I'm bad at items.

>>157174978
Are you saying that anal penetration is not ok ?

>>157175162
Cinderhulk gives bonus HP.
He also has warmogs, spirit visage, and what looks like a protobelt that give a shit ton of HP, cinderhulk meaning they give even more.
Titanic also grants HP, but more importantly its damage scales with HP, meaning nunu hits like a fucking trick more than likely with that thing, and he doesn't even need to build attack speed because of bloodlust.

>>157175175
if she can pin me down long enough then yes.

>>157174978
what you described isn't femdom

>>157166279
>>157166438
>>157166606
>>157167028
Is something wrong with him?

>>157175332
... are you the one getting fucked in the ass ?

>>157175320

I might have to try that...

Eh, maybe that'd work with Braum's Q as well.

I'm bad at league.

anyone in euw wanna play ?

>>157175378

He is Lee Sin. He is the best.

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C O M F Y S E A S O N

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>Sivir is free this week.
>Sivir.
>A 450ip champion.
FOR WHAT PURPOSE

>>157175402
Also nunu took strength of the ages, but I kinda want to see someone go grasp instead to see how hard it fucking hits.
Runes don't look anything different from normal resist runes.

Braums Q scales with HP?

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>>157174891
>14 days

HAH
Serves him fucking right.

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trust me this is what its gonna be
just copy my picks and win

how do I play jayce? I feel like I run oom super easy, and I know about the built in mana regen but I don't really wanna go melee form in ranged matchups

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>tfw browse the webms that make you want to suck dick threads on /gif/
>tfw want to suck a dick now
not like this

>>157175539

"ACTIVE: Braum propels ice from his shield in the target direction, dealing magic damage to the first enemy hit and Slow icon slowing them by 70% decaying over 2 seconds.

MAGIC DAMAGE: 60 / 105 / 150 / 195 / 240 (+ 2.5% maximum health)"

It doesn't scale a lot, but it scales.

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>>157174891
Good FUCKING riddance.
Now hopefully he keeps doing it and gets his account perma'd.

>>157175605
>H2k beating ANX
>Edward beating ROX
>SSG beating SKT
Objectively the shittiest list I've seen yet.

>>157175687
suck my dick sissy boy~

>>157175687
congrats anon you're not a lesbian!

>>157175734
stfu you fuckingg retarded no-skill weeb
go jack off to furry porn while ur at it
i obviously have the best list, skt isn't as good as ssg, ssg won 2014 worlds so they're objectively better at the game than skt

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>>157175743
does it look nice? I totally would

>>157173071
>>157173318
Wait, never mind, I was supp again.

I was forced to go Blitz.

We lost, of course.

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>>157175885
>Buzzwords the post.

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>>157175885
10/10 m8

>>157175885
>skt isn't as good as ssg

based
on
what
?

>ssg won 2014 worlds
except
they
didn't
?

>>157175938
its nice and normal looking, we could play some comfy norms after you give the succ

>>157176131
>Not playing while he's sucking you off.
M U L T I T A S K

>>157175553
next one is a perma, nice

>>157176167
a good succ would distract my gameplay

>be top main
>tired of getting ganked lvl 3 with no sign of my jungler for 20 minutes
>start invading enemy jungler level 1 solo as Xin Zhao
>if they're there they run, die, or ruin their clear
>if they're not there I start with a free buff
>enemy toplaner literally never follows me, just assumes I'm afk early
>tfw this tilts the enemy jg 100% of the time
>still get no ganks from my own despite their level advantage

Fuck junglers.

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>>157176131
is it nice and thick? god I'd love for a lolg'er to force my head onto their crotch and shove their cock deep down my throat

>>157176294
Just play singed

>lolg unironically saying Lucian isnt cancer
And dont give me the "xddd skillcap dude he takes skillz" bullcrud. Skillcap making things broken is not ok and is just as bad as champt that you can pick up and solocarry with. Skill being a balancing mechanism is cancer. Champs that get better with skill are cancer. Skill in general can be cancer.

Fuck you lolg delete this faggot adc dash nig.

>>157172760
Welcome to the church of nunu, brother

You'd be surprised but there are people in this very thread that think nunu is garbage

Little do they know about officer yeti, the deputy of no fun allowed

>>157176428
there are around a dozen champions in the game right now that are way more broken than lucian

>>157176364
its above average thickness and length

its not pornstar bbc tho

>>157176364
>>157176167
>>157176261
>>157176131
>>157175952
>>157175938
>>157175743
>>157175687
I don't understand you people. How can you put something ugly, filthy and impure like a dick in your mouths. My butt is a sacred sanctuary that should only be fondled by my hands alone in the bathtub and not by another person even if they are a qt3.14 grill. You'r all degenerates that will never be successful traps while I maintain a feminine androgynous body with six pack abs and get plenty of succ from my girlfriend. kys noobs.

>>157172760
Don't forget to cheese dragon at level 3 with a machete+cloth back

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>>157176689
>being feminine
>having a gf

>>157176689
not one of those fag hethens but man im jellous man lucky you ;-;

Shaclone did nothing wrong

>>157176689
>being a lesbo fuccboi
>not wanting her to forcefully make you cum from your prostate anyway
Holy shit what a faglord

>>157176897
delete that

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Knotless Contest Winner

>>157176689
im a chef at wendy's and i make 300k a year suck my dick

>>157176908
The female body is superior submit now and join me brother in arms!
>>157176908
Half of you would like either side anyways.
>>157176852
Don't be sad anon.

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>Trying to carry my team HARD
>Smurfing
>Fiora (me)/Yasuo/Vayne all in the same team
>"Ok well even if they're Silver/Gold there's no way we lose right
>25 minutes - vayne 105 cs / Yasuo 140 cs
>My WHOLE team stays mid for like 10 minutes looking for fights instead of simply farming up
Wtf did I just play? Is Gold really this shit? Why do you guys even do this?

I mean, you blame each other for "not landing hooks" but you're there - sitting mid lane forever. If this is Diamond ok sure we suck still but at least we're not mentally handicapped what the fuck.

>>157175687
You cant say shit like that and not link the thread anon.

>>157176897
I mean he got bullied in that particular game but he's an unfunny douchebag that intent feeds plenty of times

If he was at least entertaining then I would personally give him a pass, like how insane stunnedandslayed is. But shaclone is just 100% cringu

>>157176689
I've had girlfriends before, I just want to experience everything in life though, and that includes sucking a cock!

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>>157177254

What do I build on Nunu
Cinderhulk and HP obviously but should I get titanic hydra?

>>157177364
that won't change your virginity
I'd gladly suck you off if yours is nice :)

>>157177412
...?

He's AP you idiot. You need HP + def/mr and AP/CDR only if you wanna troll. All Nunu really does is soak damage and annoy the enemy adc.

>>157177049
Just win another contest and end this meme

It's also great for the overall health of the contest as Sona and MF can only come back to the contest via Ahri right now

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>make a mistake
>teammate pings missing on me
you want me to run it down mid or what

>>157172693
>Invalid or expired

I want in too

>>157168456
get lv2 and free kill

>>157177581
That's wrong, though. MF can be used with Illaoi and Corsair Quinn. Not that anyone plays those champions, anyway

>>157177646
>bring all 5 enemies top
>i kill two of them and die
>my team pings me as all 4 of them run across the map top instead of pushing mid or preparing for dragon

sometimes i wonder if i should play ranked, but i feel like that wouldnt happen until at least plat

>>157177646
for some weird reason this only happens in low-mid Plat.

>>157177494
id rather be a virgin then get my dick sucked by a boy.

>select jg>mid
>get mid 3 times in a row
>all 3 times jg refuses to trade
>2/3 times is a feeding ivern

why

>>157177049
The version on eyoson and the one where her dick is just painted red are the definitive ones? No more edits?

sup niggers. has lolg tried to make a real champion yet? anyone want to band together and make something that could influence what the next champ looks like? we could form a club to organize this shit

>>157178006
>people put there role as something they dont wanna play
>ask to trade

fucking hate people like you

learn another role or stop playing cunt

POST BEST GIRL

>>157177947
>implying im a boy and not a naturally born woman

your loss I guess

>>157178259
i mean he didnt rage or feed, he just wants to play 1 role

you sound like the cunt

Why would you go the 4% as instead of 2% ability damage on nunu?

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>>157178296

You didn't say anything about it being lol-related.

>>157178227
As far as I know, that's about it. The next contest is being organized, I think

Give up, the foxdick is knot happening

>>157178304
l_o_n_d_o_n

twitch feels like shit now

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Last ranked game of S6. I capped out at D1 and ended up in D5 cuz I put too much faith in a certain champion.

Maybe next time for Masters.

>>157177494
>Getting your dick sucked

As much as this gets fantasised about, it ain't all that great Anon

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Goddammit /lolg/, help me.

I can't fight, or rather deal damage. Like at all. 99.9% of the time I play support (Sona or Nami), stand aside and run away as soon as someone approaches or dares to hit me. Due to that I have a consistenly pretty low death score (because I'm off before anything can kill me), but my assists and especially kills are running low. Of course, low kills/damage dealt is not that bad on support, but whenever I go play mid I just can't force myself to deal any damage, as it requires a lot of the time getting too close for me too feel comfortable. I've noticed it happens a lot ever since I started to have a liking to ARAMs. When I get a ranged support - glory happens. Any damage dealer - total shitshow, we're talking like 1/15. Melee champions I can't do ANYTHING with.

I've been playing this damn game for 3 years now, I'm getting a bit tired of playing Sona support again and again but any other role is impossible for me. Any nice tips bbys?

>pic unrelated

>fiddle top with ignite against vlad

should i dodge

>>157178572
>2000 games in low dia

I think you belong at where you're at

can someone please explain the appeal of that sky williams guy

>>157178675
he probably saw that fid "counters" vlad on google or something

yeah, dodge

>>157178227
yeah, the artist made it pretty clear that he wasn't gonna draw a canine dick. It's mostly my fault, communication broke down somewhat as we were making the picture, and when I looked at the sketch I thought he had included it. I'll try to figure something out to make it up to you guys in the future, but until then it's best to just move on.

>>157178768
he is gay

>>157178657
Pick a long range mid. Xerath, Vel'koz, that kind stuff. That way you'll still deal a lot of damage and take advantage of your safe positioning.

>>157178529
Why? What'd they change about him?

>>157178675
Fiddle actually crushes Vlad, its a counter pick designed to ruin Vlad's day as nothing he can do can stop fiddle from draining the life from him

Whether he can play it well is another matter entirely

>>157172671

Tits literally to die for.