Bounty Hunter Edition
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>Official Website
https://www.paladins.com/
>Official Forums
http://forums.paladins.com/
>Latest Update (OB34)
http://forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?13122-Open-Beta-34-Patch-Troublemaker
>Steam Store
http://store.steampowered.com/app/444090/
>Paladins Wiki
http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki
>Tutorials made by Hi-rez (playlist)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvmzT6CSvg8&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB
>Champion guides made by Hi-rez (playlist)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnOK-TNKNmw&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9
>Decks
http://www.paladinsdecks.com/
>Hi-Rez server status
http://status.hirezstudios.com/
>FAQ about the game
http://pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz
>/palg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1X6NNDQLSytCCoExPCtt48Bq9_Sv_Ha4qZkOeHS1DcS8/edit#gid=485142380
Kinessa on the front page! She's best paladin!
First for Ying underwear
>>157129142
Dude, how many times do i have to tell ya, include "YOU ARE PLAYING WITH BOTS FIRST 5 LEVELS" in screencap?
>>157129408
Read the pastebin, you dink. It's literally the second question answered.
>>157129437
And we still get people posting their amazing killstreaks against bots.
>>157129408
kys you autistic shit
>>157129437
Implying noobs read this
>>157129437
nobody fucking reads that shit
and only a few people reads the whole op post but it NEEDS to be on there
>>157129437
Ot really needs to he the first line of the wall of text. Nobody reads all that shit
>>157129408
>added to my OP pasta
>retard makes thread before me
>it won't be there
>>157129437
You SERIOUSLY think people who don't realize those were bots/didn't start with training mode read a pastebin or anything at all?
>>157129484
>implying we want to cater the general for noobs
>>157129142
>>157129408
KINESSASS
>>157129472
>>157129484
>>157129514
>>157129518
>>157129542
>Hoi polloi don't read pastebins
That's their problem.
>>157129249
UGLY
>>157129669
it's everyone's problem when they start bot win posting, hefe
>>157129023
Cassie nerf when?
>>157129745
Face of the game. Not gonna be touched for a while.
>>157129249
thumbnail always makes me think it's massive drooping tits on Ying
and that's nasty
>>157129795
Kinessa and Ying are the new faces of the game, to boot. If anything, Ying won't get nerfed hard, and Kinessa will get buffed.
>>157129857
Sane carbine recoil and a pre placeable teleporter? It's no fun being everyone's bitch
>>157129142
>is a bounty hunter
>has never captured a coconut chocolate bar
>>157129745
>'cassie is op' meme
Discrepancy between best and worst support : 7.7%
Damage -
Vicktor - 75.8%
BombKing - 75%
Drogos - 74%
Kinnessa - 69.6%
Cassie - 68.4%
>>157129992
A what now?
>>157130039
Cassie has a lower win rate probably because people are playing with her way more often, which brings down a winrate more often than not.
>hi-rez sponsored twitch stream with 8k viewers
>he plays like shit and shows everything bad about the game
that was surreal
>>157130039
Cassie is busted, but she also has a very high skill set that requires lots of twitch reaction.
>>157130054
>Frontline melee when?
There was a suggestion a couple threads ago about a golem sentry that could serve as a frontline. I'll see if I can find it.
>>157130039
>Cassie is a support
>is the bread and butter dps character
????
>>157130163
Who?
>>157130163
link
>>157130185
Here we go.
>LMB swings with his axe.
>RMB projects a shield from himself similar to Fernando (slightly smaller), but he can hit the button again to explode the shield for AoE knockback.
>Q spews a wide cone of fire from his belly for a short-range burning AoE.
>F is a forward charge that knocks back enemies (slightly longer cooldown than Nando's charge).
>Ult is the golem jumping into the air and landing hard for a giant radiant AoE blast that stuns and knocks up all surrounding enemies.
>>157129745
Show us the names of the enemy team or stop fighting bots
faggot
>>157130185
that sounds fucking cool
>>157129992
top kek
>>157130045
Bounty as in the confectionery you fool
>>157130185
I don't think they will do a melee champion soon, Grover was melee before his rework and was either OP or shit.
>>157130260
>>157130270
www.twitch dot tv/voyboy
>>157130323
We have ult Makoa, and he seems to do fine.
>>157130286
sounds fucking cool
>team is full of retards
>fucking Makoa leaves a 2v1 situation with half of health left
>they give up to afk when there's still a chance to win
fucking fuck why can't I just blacklist these fucking retards? why am I forced to play with them on the same team again? just let me prevent them from getting on MY goddamn team I don't care if they are on the opposing team
>>157130346
> Sponsor a stream minutes before Network maintenance
> Classic HiRez
This is Cassie. Say something nice to her!
>>157130657
I want her to dodge roll into my dick!
>>157130289
you can already see that those are bots because you can't add them to friendlist or report them.
>>157130690
She would just disengage and the fire a hot explosive shot on your chest
>>157130753
wait, are you implying what I think you're implying?
>>157130657
hello cassie
i like youtfw cassie will never be your pure waifu
>>157130718
oh
didnt notice that
Servers are down boys
MAL'DAMBA SNEK BOII HYPE
tfw when you dont have 7.5k savewd up, only 6.3k
>only frontliners should contest the objective
>>157130783
Yes
>>157130346
>he doesn't know who voyboy is
Of course they are going to sponsor an ex LoL pro. He might actually bring in some new players.
>>157130841
They might want to try sponsoring someone who can actually play the game.
>>157130841
Voyboy is shit at everything but League. He gets by on being slightly better at League then most and pandering with meme shit for the juicy subs and donations.
>>157130796
>When you bought the Founder's Pack
>>157130796
It's not OB35 btw, server's only down for network maintenance.
>>157130880
>>157130907
Hirez don't care about that, they pay him to put the game up on his stream for an x amount of hours because he has some fans.
>>157130820
frontliners like grohk, yes
>>157130930
>paying for a free to play game
>>157130931
WHAT THE FUCK
WHY WOULDN'T YOU JUST POSTPONE IT TILL THE PATCH IS RELEASED
FUCK YOU LOW-REZ
FUCKING CUNTS
>>157130936
might as well just sponsor LIRIK then. He seems to like the game when he played it a few days ago and he can certainly play better than voyboy.
>>157130975
There's always maintenance on Tuesdays.
>>157130975
Nah senpai I want to have everything up front. I don't even think of Paladins as s f2p game but the 13 bucks was very worth it.
>>157130997
I don't know much about Lirik, but I remember seeing huge viewer numbers on his streams most of the time. He sure loves cats.
He'd probably play Paladins for the Hack-Rez money.
>>157130975
>paying for a free to play game
t.tribesfag
>>157131165
Never played tribes, why?
>>157131164
I don't think he was sponsored when he was playing it though. Unless he didn't state that he was sponsored(and that's illegal).
>>157130997
LIRIK would probably cost a more than voyboy. The more viewers you get, the more you can charge for sponsored content. It's how pewdiememe is worth like 50mill now.
Plus there's no guarantee LIRIK wasn't sponsored, not all of them will admit they are playing a sponsored game. I don't know if LIRIK does since i've only seen his stream like once.
>>157131225
why hasn't pewdiepie killed himself out of shame yet
is the ToV dude around?
Did he upload his Paladins comic anywhere else aside from here?
>>157131210
Guess he's making fun of tribesfags who didn't spend any money on it but complain that Hi-rez abandoned it.
>>157131269
Because he had money
>>157131269
Because he's literally swimming in $$$.
>>157131269
pdp could post nothing but videos of him taking a shit and grunting and he'd gain 20k+ subs each vid
retarded kids will sub to anything populat enough
>>157131307
Well he hasn't uploaded it on his ToV blog.
How long until Hi Rez floods the game with $10 skins and limited time $15 skins?
>>157131586
Once we leave the open beta and they can start shifting more resources towards polish and cosmetics as opposed to making the game work.
>>157131586
Hopefully not too fast. I need to collect my free crystals first.
>>157131385
>>>157131210(You)
>Guess he's making fun of tribesfags who didn't spend any money on it but complain that Hi-rez abandoned it.
k ty
>>157131586
Probably as soon as we see random lootboxes with 55 items (1 of them being the cool new skins, the rest cards and those minor body changes) or the Paladins version the Odyssey.
>>157131740
I wish they would stop doing that. Just let me buy the skins I want.
>>157131586
Probably after it leaves beta. I'm looking forward to all the stupid skins.
Genuine question, what makes this game different from Overwatch?
>>157129225
>mainly playing front liner
>player chooses Kinessa
>never does the objective
>never try to save his peers
>costantly going gangbanged because she is away from action
>the other guys are basically doing the same thing with Cassie/Viktor/Skye/Androxus managing to kill someone in some useless skirmish far away from the objective
>enemy flanker keeps killing her
>no healing because the team chooses "Nothing personnel... kid" characters
>end of the match
>Kinessa player did half my points, less kills than me and the same amount of deaths.
Why is this happening so much? I can still win because even enemy team is in the same boat.
>>157131825
Card system adds customization
No hero switching but instead we get items to counter(more MOBA-like).
Ults are not "I win" buttons.
Mix and match skin parts(even though the number of skins are a bit small right now).
Free
>>157131883
>Ults are not "I win" buttons.
Except for Skys and Drakorz who can instantkill 2-5 players.
>>157131825
Higher TTK(both due to ratio between health and damage and due to literally everyone having a movement button), more open maps, out of combat regen instead of healthpacks. Much more generous hitboxes. The card system entirely, using burn cards and hand selection to deal with enemy comp instead of changing characters. Lower ult impact.
>>157131936
>Much more generous hitboxes.
Interesting way of saying 'broken hitboxes'.
>>157131930
>drogoz
>instakill 2-5 people
what did he mean by this?
>>157131825
It's free
The loadout/item system
It has horses
Is paladins up yet
>Have to play overwatch for the first time in a month
>>157131930
Skye's ult is getting a nerf, and Drogoz can only kill 1.
>>157131985
as I see it, there's a scale between 'hit anyone you want to' and 'enemies have stg mc hitboxes'. closer to the former makes for a much lower barrier of entry, closer to the latter makes for a much more mechanically skillful game. in paladins, I think the average person can hit the person they're aiming at. that's not true in games without 'broken hitboxes'.
>>157132118
this
People seem to think that having a larger hitbox means it's broken. Having some leeway makes it easier for people to jump in and play.
Does that mean aiming skill doesn't matter? not really, pros can still easily beat noobs any day.
whoops I didn't see the new thread
>>157127009
to the guy who wanted to see a drogoz match, here's something. it's not the best example, but I showcase some key elements like using fire spit and the thing where you hold space as you near the ground and slide along.
http://puu sh/rF9P9 flv
replace spaces with dots
>>157132512
ty anon
>>157132557
no problem. it kind of looks like hot ass but it's at 60fps which is the important thing
>>157132512
>tfw people with 4+ mastery with drogoz
>dont know how to use the right - left click combo
IT KILLS ME ON THE INSIDE
How long does scheduled maint typically last?
>>157132728
>only level 12
>it takes hundreds of thousands to level up
>people in the 20s take millions
jesus christ
friendly reminder that if you pick Bug King for any reason other than getting 4 for competitive you need to hang yourself
>>157132776
Couple hours usually. Not long.
They seem to do it when it's pretty early in the morning for the US. around 5-7am.
>>157133190
he is apparently 2nd best damage dealer in the game after viktor
imagine what would happen if they fix his stickies
>>157131307
>>157131456
Lendo makes me feel fuzzy inside.
>>157133854
He's pretty good.
>Wake up
>Maintenance
>Holy shit finally the patch is out
>It's actually nothing
Oh my fuck
How much does manteinance usually last?
>>157133651
I'd rather him get fixed & get hard nerfs like three days after than this stupid bullshit when you stick two grenades on a squishy target and roll your d20 to see if they deal full damage, minimal damage or 0 damage
>>157133239
Thanks friend
>>157133985
scroll up you fag
>>157134041
Toxic atmosphere of palg/ reminds me of overwatch
>>157134041
Fuck, I completely missed that. Thanks
>>157131861
I fell like its because no one looks at the strategy behind the classes in the game, compared to tf2 and overwatch
>>157134205
>Someone got told because he can't be bothered to look at the last few posts that answered his exact question.
>OMG, you guys are toxic
Go fuck off to your hugbox.
>>157134205
Better than csgo ¯\_ツ_/¯
>>157130657
I want to buy your nightbane skin but I don't have money
>>157135192
Skyekinessa~
Are we getting patch notes today? I fear for my heal slut's safety.
>>157135378
They'll go up after the pts, that prettyhair thought would go up tomorrow with thr patch going live thurs or fri
>>157135192
No matter how much of an overbab I was, I still choose snek man over that sombra.
>>157135192
what an ugly bitch
>>157135192
kek
>>157135520
>PTS goes up for one day (probably just for a couple hours) a week after the patch show
Goddammit, can they do anything right
>>157136834
Its not like theyre gonna test or change anything anyways. Nice chatboxes we have had for 2 weeks though.
>>157136902
I bet the chat getting cut into bits in the chat box isn't getting fixed this patch.What does PTS mean?
>>157136963
Public Test Server
>>157136986
Thanks.
>>157136902
>Been unable to buy items in the shooting range for over a month now
They will definitely fix it this patch, and they'll bring back loadout switching for the shooting range too.
What are some good heroes for people that can't aim at all, or have shitty aim?
>>157137786
Grohk
>>157137786
Buck, Barik, Nando
Jolt King if you just want to meme
>>157137786
All of them
hitboxes.webm
>>157131861
That's what you get for not autolocking Kinessa and switching in the last second
Game is up
>>157137786
Hitboxes are forgiving, especially with Grover throwing cars at people, but if you wanna be extra sure, Fernando or pure healslut Ying.
I'm gonna be disappointed if the patch is just Mal'Damba honestly.
>>157137786
Barik, Grover, Fernando, Ying and everyone with good AoE.
>>157138136
Some balance changes/nerfs/buffs and other things like a couple recolor skins are also being added.
>>157138136
His design is cool but his skillset didn't seem all that interesting, I hope he has some Jolt IV tier card that unlocks his fun.
>>157138136
I honestly don't even care anymore,I just want Mal Damba lewds.
>weird match of literally everyone running around trying to flank each other
>mostly 1v1s where the other manages escape
>win easily anyway
even had 2 nandos and 2 healers and generally balanced teams in the game and it was still not a typical match at all
>>157138545
What gender is this thing?
>>157137786
Drogoz. Just go sanic fast and aim in a general direction
>>157138687
snek (male).
>>157138687
It's a dude with a New Orleans voodoo man voice.
>that small path next to the rocks on one side of the map on frog isle
>since I started playing weeks ago it's been a buggy shit path where people can get stuck and I even got killed by geometry there once
>still not fixed
low rez pls
>>157138687
he's a lighter skin tone nigga voodoo doc man packing a big snek
>Fernando has his shield up
>Shoot him in the back
>Explosion hits the shield so he takes no damage
Good shit
>>157139208
If you hit a clean shot center mass, or even the back of his head from above, he takes damage with explosive weapons with his shield up. You just gotta get the hitbox to block the splash from hitting the shield.
Spoopy champ and spoopy mount when?
>>157139339
I'm looking forward to a champ that's a spooky skeleton. It'll probably happen.
>>157139396
>lo-rez doesn't give a fug about realism, so we can have humans, elves, furries, lizards, undead, skeletons, orcs, you name it
If there is something this game does damn right, then it's this.
>>157139505
Probably thanks to not really having solid lore.
>>157139396
You can't have skeletons in China. Not a chance of it happening. At best you'll get glowy eyes in a dark helmet
>>157139610
I hate chinks so much.
>>157139610
Oh sure, I completely forgot about China. Find them so spooky they banned them.
>>157130039
cassie is hard to play.
Although this looks at the top players, you have to realize that a lot of the top players are BAD right now. You can get into the top 100 just getting carried in less than five games.
>meanwhile Fernando has like a 100% pick rate and almost a 90% winrate
>balanced
>>157139610
>add skeleton hero to a game
>suddenly no chinese gold farmers, boosters etc.
sounds like a plan
>first competitive match
>Kinessa named Doom1234 goes afk after we lose the first point
>drogoz is just shooting rockets from the back
I honestly thought this would be better than casual
If you leave you get replaced by a bot right? So why does people afk?
>>157140028
Because leaving will mark them as a deserter and then they can't queue for awhile
>170k damage
>40 eliminations
>20 solo kills
>lose because I didn't contest at the end
JUST
it was still a really good match, if anyone wants to see it
t. drogoz
>>157139610
>You can't have skeletons in China
Not true.
https://www.techinasia.com/china-doesnt-censor-skeletons-the-truth-about-game-censorship-in-the-middle-kingdom
>>157140167
I feel a heavy nerf coming this week, and I will be sad
>well that's nice we have a Barik
>I can play Ruckus for a change
>get a Ying that idles 10 seconds at actual round start before joining the rest who are quickly pretty much dead while their whole team is on point, even their Kinessa
>later see them heading for enemy backlines
>never have illusions healing myself or Barik
>they don't contest the siege payload coming to our base so I could ult them coming out of spawn
>their Kinessa is undisturbed while we have Skye on the team
what an abysmal match and their Kinessa was a regular shitter that any normal Skye player could have picked off for free each time but nope
>>157140223
If even LoL, a chinese owned game, won't do skeletons, low rez certainly won't. They didn't in smite either.
>>157140223
dota 2 ruined one of the most best characters (well most fun but he was pretty good) Skeleton King just for the chinks
>>157140559
Sure, but as anamerican chink, I just get tired of people saying they outright don't like skellies over there. That isn't really true. You can do skellies if you really wanted, it's just faster not too.
>>157140659
RIP the king of bones. Wraith King is not the same and never will be.
Is it bad that sometimes I play against bots to cheer myself up?
>>157141005
It's like bullying primary school kids. Are you a bully?
>>157140659
aren't they did that because copyright issue with blizzard?
>>157141139
that's the unofficial excuse
>>157141005
check the forums
tons of people complain you don't get rewards for stomping bots past level 14
>playing training to get used to Drogoz
>loading screen of the map
>get back to the home screen 3 times
>finally start a game
>have no UI
What the fuck just happened? I couldn't get the deck or the items nor see the score, nothing. We won I think and now the screen is black and I hear footsteps.
love how some players get so triggered if you play against them again they are willing to waste their ults on you and nothing but you
>>157141341
13 nigga
I wonder how long it'll be till magical girl skins are gonna be put in this game. Riot have hit a goldmine with their line.
>>157141637
I love that. You can just taste the salt. Even better when you win 2 or 3x and get to shit talk in the endgame lobby
remember to report Kinessa players for feeding or harrassment each game, win or lose
>played too much
>start unintentionally feeding
good bye for now boys
>>157141812
Pool
Party
Kinessa
>>157141963
Pool Party Fernando when?
>>157139610
fucking chinks reeeeeeeeee
>>157141812
> Magical Girl Kinessa, Ying, Cassie, Skye and Evie.
yes pls
>>157142108
SPOILER THAT SHIT
>>157142184
Magical Girl Ying and Evie would fit best IMO. Cassie maybe too.
https://twitter.com/HiRezDrybear/status/785852227965620224?lang=fr
GET HYPE, PATCH NOTE SOON
>>157141812
hopefully never
i wish every developer had common sense like valve and allowed only sets that match color scheme and original theme of hero
>>157142312
>lang=fr
Fuck off frenchie
>>157142312
I will not find Grohk hot.
I will not find Grohk hot.
>>157142401
Non
>>157142312
>lang=fr
le baguette in le ass HON HON HON HON
>>157142312
t. mohammed
>>157142312
> new emotes
Most people don't even know what the emote key is. Doesn't help that kill cam starts way to early so nobody will ever see you do it either.
>>157142312
Fucking finally
>only won 3 of last 8 matches
>so many Kinessas
>no frontliners
>Kinessa pieces of shit
>terrible frontliners that are afraid of taking damage
>Kinessa shitters
>flanker Yings that don't care about the team and just go die by themselves
>fucking Kinessa shitters
the losing streak is back again
>>157142634
Why are you don't playing with your palg/ buddies?
>>157142936
I am new to this general anyway
http://forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?15195
Patchnotes
>>157142936
then I'd have to be the one forming the party again because those niggas be passive as fuck
and this general has people with varying levels skill and teamwork is almost as absent as it is with randoms because even typing out some ideas like "flank them from right side this time" as the round starts seems too much for almost all players and there is no team composition discussion happening ever
there's no chance to improve as a team either because there's not enough nolifing happening
>>157143447
this game really needs voicechat also Does this general has a discord or anything for when you guys play together ?
>>157143423
>still no fucking bomb king damage fixes
at least they nerfed TIME'S TICKING
>>157143423
It's nothing
>>157143648
discord is cancer
>>157143423
that's mostly nothing, BK still not fixed, map geometry bugs not fixed
but at least they lowered crystal only item prices a bit
>>157143423
>Fixed a case where bomb king would continuously try to detonate a poppy bomb that doesn’t exist, instead of throwing a new one
FINALLY, this was annoying
>>157143423
A bunch of things in the general section like fixing the chat box bug and adding the ability to just look through card decks on the leaderboards and buying the missing cards straight up is pretty cool. A shame they haven't fixed the BK sticky bug yet, but at least Mal'Damba looks cool.
>>157143801
>he doesn't use Jolt
get a load of this guy
>>157143423
whoa dude where do I get this snakeman skin?
that's a really cute trap
>>157143423
Pros
> Drogoz untouched
> Vik nerfed
> chat fixed
> Kinessa is MalDamba
Cons
> Fuck Ying
> BK still Bug King
> payload spawn will be real
> Seriously, how is Ying not touched
>>157143423
>>157143659
>>157143776
>Net code improvements (smoother movement corrections)
there is a hope that this change is related to stickies bugi want to believe
>>157143423
>Sources of healing, such as Ying illusions, now have a + icon above them
Now you have no excuse walking away from Grohk's totem.
>All weapon skins and special voice pack prices have been reduced
Neato
>Fernando
>Fireball
>Reduced bonus damage for each additional target hit from 100% to 50%.
No more massive chunking if everyone's in a conga line and hit by the fireball.
>Viktor
>Cards
>Grenadier
>Fixed an issue where the 5 second internal cooldown was not working.
RIP Grenadier builds. No more infinite nades for hitting more than two people at a time.
Overall, Mal'Damba aside, there's a bunch of quality-of-life changes, cheaper cosmetics, and nerfs for Fernando, Skye and Viktor. Mal'Damba makes up for the fact that this isn't a big patch.
>>157143423
>Skye ult nerfed
>>157143423
>Fernando's fireball nerfed
>Viktor's grenadier now has a 5s cooldown
J U S T
>>157144136
Grenadier should have always had the same cd as Drogoz resets
>>157143901
>payload spawn will be real
30 seconds was way too short for the defenders to buy their items and cross the map to get into defensive positions in time for the start of the match.
>>157143423
>no ying nerfs
Healsluts rejoiceand also explode for 500 damage
>>157144105
This was talked about several times since the livestream over a week ago.
>>157144217
And yet idiots still got spawn camped to hell and back. The ice map in particular was prone to it (I can get literally to their upper door with the old timer, now thrust will be off cd again when they get out), less so the other 2. Gonna be more stomps now.
>playing Evie
>bad at using escapes, except ice blockbecause I used to Mei a lot
Any tips for using soar/blink effectively?
>>157144597
Blink to the sky to get easy extra damage for 1v1s.
New Ying recolors.
>>157144597
Yeah, don't play Evie in her current state. Just play Drogoz instead
>>157144726
Snapdragon still best skin.
>>157144597
>blink distance 4
>blink up
>rain down shit on people
>soar up before touching ground
>rain down shit
>blink again
>ice block if you get to 50% hp
>>157144726
New Skye recolors (most likely Aqua, Canary, Blush in that order).
Anyone getting new colors for their healslut or ninja slut? Gonna mix and match?
>>157144853
I like yellow Skye
>>157144726
>you will never have a harem of Ying
>>157144840
Thats a lot of work to play ghetto Drogoz
>>157144782
Yeah, but that's her Rare gem skin.
>>157145068
Well, I guess the purple one is just as good.
>>157144931
>you will never have ying
>releasing patchnotes hours before the update
y hi rez?
>>157145263
So you can see that it's nothing so you stop feeling hyped
>>157145263
Because Hi-Rez doesn't give a fuck. To them, patch notes aren't treated as a teaser for the patch.
>>157138687
snake
>first they ruin Evie by nerfing her too hard
>then they kill Skye because of shitters
>now only Edgeroxus and Buck are viable flankers
great job low rez
>>157145263
Better than DICE, who release only vague note hours to days later
>>157139610
age of wushu, the china-est of chinagames, has hella skeletons
>>157145051
i just cant play drogoz after playing evie
hes just too fucking slow
>>157145263
Patch probably won't be today, most likely end of this week.
>>157145498
Propel 4 with wyrm 3 and fuel tank 3 man. Hes literally as fast as Evies soar over a much greater distance.
>>157143423
>mending spirits is a buff that lasts 5 seconds
>you can give an ally 28% movespeed for that entire time
SNAKE MAN OF GOING FAST IS GO
>>157145383
>“Time Bomb is an ability intended to create area control and spread out groups, but it was too effectively punishing players who were correctly reacting to the bomb and spreading out. The goal of these changes is to make sure Time Bomb is still a powerful tool for splitting up groups, but it’s not as good at picking up kills on players who are moving away from it.”
They're not wrong. Time Bomb punished you too hard if you reacted CORRECTLY. Everyone complained about this: they would hear the time bomb and immediately run for the hills like they're supposed to, but they'd still get gibbed by the explosion. That shit's unfair. Time Bomb still achieves its purpose of massive area control and clearing a position.
>If you stand on the bomb, you get pasted.
>If you run away far enough, you take reduced damage for reacting correctly.
>If you manage to clear the bomb fully or otherwise get behind cover, you take no damage for reacting the best.
In all three cases, Time Bomb has still achieved its purpose: clearing the point.
>>157145674
Holy shit, that'll be pretty crazy to watch.
>>157145263
>hours before the update
???
What, you think they'll patch today? Are you retarded?
>mfw no Ying nerfs
My heal slut days continue.
>>157143423
>didn't nerf fernando anywhere near enough
Viktor nerfs are a start.
>>157145717
Skye can't also use the bomb as a dueling tool because she cannot guarantee max damage on her target. Because apparently, some Skyes do that.
so if i'm watching a stream of someone playing treeman
is itgroverwatch
>>157145924
They reduced the chunking he gets off his fireball's bonus damage, which was a niche case already. What more do you want them to do to Nando?
>>157146045
>>157146045
Carlos!
>>157146045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI
>>157146058
5k hp, 6k hp shield. Now he's balanced
>>157145615
>implying he can still go places faster than evie with blink 4
Do you think they will do a complete wipe after this game leaves the beta, so everyone starts at 0? also how long do you think will it stay in the beta? Will it be still relevant at this point?
https://twitter.com/HiRezDrybear/status/785869890779578371?lang=en
>>157146058
just lower his total hp
>>157146490
There will be no resets.
>>157146490
no what kind of sense would that make
>>157146267
Blink needs LoS, which greatly limits it in practice compared to soar and especially thrust. Most maps I'd rate Drogoz as more mobile than Evie without wormhole, in which case Evie is more evasive but still won't be able to travel as far or precisely... Or rain death from above.
>>157146490
> beta
Absolutely no chance
>>157146539
that's not working as intended?
>>157146490
I don't think so. For a game with this much publicity, a pre-launch wipe would devastate a lot of people. Hi-Rez has only done wipes if they change core functionality within the game. Considering the card system has been changed dramatically since alpha several times, those warranted a minor wipe.
>>157146242
Now you just pick Makoa instead with same stats.
>>157146539
oh drybear-kun....
>>157146539
AYYYY
BOMB KING IS OFFICIALLY FIXED
andoxus needs a small nerf on his basic fire
>>157146759
The average bomb king will still manage to do lolnodamage. At least now they won't have an excuse
>>157146812
For what purpose?
>>157146812
no he doesn't
>>157146812
Already happened last patch.
>Reduced damage from 650 to 620 per hit.
>>157146869
making up for how easy it is to hit.
>>157146949
He only has a decent ttk on headshots, otherwise even Cassie beats him with bodyshots. Headshots at odd angles aren't that easy to hit.
>>157146058
5k HP.
His winrate is absolutely retarded for his pickrate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vzrKxC99m8
Woah the BEST Evie in the WORLD is playing
>>157147048
the ttk in general is too low
>>157147186
>BEST Evie
>Implying it's hard to play evie
>>157147301
It takes him 2-2.5 seconds to kill a non tank with bodyshots. That's almost battleborn territory. Play Nando if you don't want to die "fast"
>first game of the day
>aimbotting skye
rip
>>157147186
More like worst fernando
Can't wait to see Snake Pit + Deft Hands Mal everywhere
>>157147382
you can lose over 90% of your health in a 1v1 in one second.
>>157143423
The fuck? They didn't touch Evie? They know she's a bit broken and weakened right now. I guess they were busy fixing more pressing issues and making the new character, but still.
MAL DAMBA LEWDS
W H E R E?
>>157147636
Didn't touch Ying either, I guess they don't care about balance.
Don't forget: Play of the Game is coming next patch.
>>157147509
Bunnyhop more then, or go play battleborn. Androxus is already almost a kinessa tier pick. Buck is the only flanker worth caring about right now.
>>157147636
They don't want her viable now, simple as that. They'll let her be meta again eventually I assume.
>>157147636
>>157147781
I believe they give new changes/characters a patch's worth of leeway before they go changing anything, unless there's immediate significant feedback to change something. They're not going to revert Evie's changes or nerf Ying so soon.
>>157147797
so i can die jumping? thanks for the tip. jumping is only good near walls.
>>157147797
Before OB34, Buck was dumpster fire tier.
After they fixed his shotgun, he apparently became the best flanker in the game overnight. Shit, man.
>>157147787
im sure theyll add a skip buttonr-right?
>Elf waifu
>Voodoo husbando
Pick one.
there's incompetency, and then there's just not even fucking trying
>>157148173
I'm a straight male, which is boring but makes for an easy choice.
>>157148269
>2003
what do you expect from literal children?
Does anyone else feel like matches in the game are too quick? Im new to the game still but most matches feel like they end right as its getting good.
>>157148571
Match length is fine as it is. Apparently, one of Overwatch's problems is that games overstay their welcome and drag out.
>>157148709
I can see that. I just longer matches myself. Would be cool if they added a longer game mode maybe.
>>157148046
> jumping is only good near walls
U wat?
Is solo queuing more tolerable in ranked?
I'm sick of getting stuck with 2 flankers and a Kinessa every game. Nobody plays for objective and there's always at least 1 guy that buys aggression.
The tank/healer life is hard. A shame too since I play a beastly Ying.
>>157148571
>>157148901
You play with bots until lvl5, in case you didn't know.
Match length can vary with quick stops and long even matches. Wait until you get those 25 minute marathon matches.
>>157148959
Your jump height improves when you attempt to clear an obstacle, such as a block or a payload. You can tell when someone else is doing it because they T-pose while doing it.
>>157148959
near walls you jump a bit higher. otherwise it is useless, because your feet can still be shot.
>>157148901
>15-20 minutes of suffering/being stomped is not enough I WANT MORE
Ever thought you might be masochistic?
>>157149025
>Is solo queuing more tolerable in ranked?
ranked is solo only currently
>Skye's ult finally being gutted
Now if they can just nerf stealth so she can't regen hp in it she'll be balanced.
>when your enemy team has the exact same team structure and are just as competent as your team
fucking hell i dont think midfights can get any more violent than this
>>157149303
Shut up, she's already the worst and most binary flanker.
>>157149303
We want to make Skye balanced, not commit a hate crime against elves. Her Time Bomb was her most egregious tool, and that's getting fixed.
DOUBLE PEACE SIGN
>>157149303
what we really need is shitters like you just installing the game
>>157149478
*uninstalling
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>157149475
>>157149449
But I'm a Kinessa main and can't win against her. She needs dumpstered
>>157149642
Then buff Kinessa. Make her Oppressor Mines affect stealthed characters, and we'll be gravy.
>>157149449
I wanna commit a hate crime against two elves in particular
>>157149475
why doesnt sky just have a different ult?
i dont understand what assassins and explosions have in common and why its her ult
just give her a disguise that lasts 30 seconds or until she starts firing
or something stealthy
but fuck dont give her an ult that belongs to a damage class, this isnt making any sense
>>157149980
Because without a god tier ult, she's a useless champ. Even with it, shes not worth picking at the moment in comp play
>>157149980
In case you haven't noticed, Skye, Evie and Androxus all have area control/denial ults.
>>157149980
Because cuntpasting Tracer's ult was cool mate.
>>157149980
>i dont understand what assassins and explosions have in common
Really?
>>157150163
bitch when did you hear about ninjas assassinating people with bombs
>>157143423
>no Ying nerf
>no Jolt nerf
>that little slap on Viktor's wrist
>that massive nerf to Fireball
As I expected, Hi-Rez can't balance for shit.
>>157149980
They have to keep everything else about her weak because she has stealth, so her ult has to be something strong so she can at least kill sometimes.
>>157150160
Skye's ult is more like D.Va's than Tracer's.
>>157150238
Ever heard of car bombs?
>>157150163
video games have rotted your mind, assassins are supposed to be stealthy not planting massive bombs like in modern vidya or whatever the fuck. this isn't a terrorist champion
>>157150160
>Explosives are now copyrighted by Blizzard.
I want OWfags to neck themselves.
>>157149980
why not just give her 15 seconds of complete invisibility where she stays invisible firing her weapon or not until death or it runs out but otherwise the mechanics stay the same and her outline can be seen when she is in your face
>>157150251
Drybear's latest tweet said Bomb King's stickies are getting fixed.
>>157150315
>Sneak in
>Set up explosive
>Kill desired target or targetsJames Bond is, technically speaking, an assassin.
>>157150328
It's almost the same thing, name/theme too except it's not sticky.
Stop posting and end yourself, Admiral Autism.
>>157150617
James Bond is a spy, nigger.
>>157150617
>using james bond as an example of an assassin
okay, so you're retarded
>>157150315
But Skye is a massive attention whoreand whore in general.Even got exiled for it.
>>157150681
He's both. Many of his missions actually require him to eliminate specific targets.
>>157150707
Skye is also notorious for her attention whoring and manages to be a pretty competent assassin. She makes shitters cry at least.
>>157150617
by that argument tracer is also an assassin?
snake porn when?
>>157150912
She could be. We have no idea if she has been sent on assassination missions but it's entirely possible.
>Nando nerf
Why in the fuck? Fireball was probably the best fuck you that nando had to destroy team huggers like ying or barik. Now it's all about "trusting your dpsers" and we all know how well that goes in pubs.
>>157151103
you are literally retatded
>>157149303
ftfy
>>157150831
Assassinations can be part of a spy's role. Spies are more versatile than just assassins.
>>157151196
An assassin is someone that sets out to kill a specific target for whatever reason, usually political/religious/military/whatever, whether of their own accord or if tasked to do so. Stealth is not a prerequisite for being an assassin.
>>157151281
True
>>157151049
sores?
>>157151352
except she is a stealth character
she got smoke bombs and weeb throwing knives and invisibility and everything
its not very fitting for a stealth character to announce to the whole enemy team that TIMES TICKING LOOK AT THIS BOMB RIGHT HERE LOOK AT IT and walk away like nothing happened
>>157142341
that right there is once nice meme
mind if I borrow it? it's a very nice meme
>>157143423
>no drogoz changes
B R U T A L
B R U T A L
B R U T A L
B R U T A L
B R U T A L
W I T N E S S M Y G L O W
>>157151579
It's pretty fitting thematically however, given that she's a widely known attention whore. Furthermore it's more for game clarity purposes than anything.
Have they confirmed a halloween event? I want at least one slutty skin out soon
>>157143423
>mal damba
>reload throws a stun
>reload card
>deft hands
am I getting this right? he's going to be more obnoxious than grumpy meme spam?
>>157150667
>Bombs are copyrighted by Blizzard
>Autist calling others autist
I suggest drinking bleach.
>>157152364
He'll be able to dash through and then stun break both nandos and turtleboys shields. So yes, if you're a tank he's going to be annoying as fuck.
today on My First Time Playing Makoa
oh my god i can just run through their backline and shoot ying in her double peace sign face
this is great why isn't anyone stopping me
>>157151246
Nice, but too late.
>>157143423
who's taking bets on whether or not the skills screen will have cooldowns back or not
Is the game supposed to randomly and consistently disconnect me from lobbies and games-in-progress?
>>157154158
I'm gonna say no
>>157129745
That was one of the playtested heroes approved by their CEO. She was buffed till he could dominate with her because he is an inept manbaby who rages when he fails during "playtesting" sessions.
The mantra internally is now "don't let him loose" to ensure as much of the dev teams intended balance happens.
Every wonder why someone is shit and someone is OP as fuck? probably that faggot, they tweak shit on his whims till he can dominate with whatever new thing is added.
>no tanks
>last fag picks furshit/his waifu
Can we please add to the frontline group some furries and waifubait? 2-2 should be enough.
>>157154979
>whines about lack of frontliners
>doesn't pick one himself
>>157152050
halloween event will have cosmetic weapons to unlock at 3000 hirezbux each.
Wins give you 5, losing gives you 1. loot boxes generate 125. Enjoy your free to play game.
>>157154979
Or you could just play a tank instead of whining like a bitch on the rare occasions you fail to get one
>>157155192
I was the support.
If I pick tank, no healer. If I pick healer, no tank.
>>157155316
Supports are literally not needed
>>157155218
Thats the game like paladins, but worse that does that.
>>157155192
>pick frontliner with randoms
>no support/pip support
>they don't do shit
fuck that at least I can carry as a damage, I never play support or tank with randoms
>>157155316
should have switched to nando
>>157154979
>no tanks
>last fag picks something fun instead of the most boring role
Can we please make the role that is REQUIRED in a match fun to play? Video games should be fun.
>>157155647
Ruckus is fun
Just had a match where the whole team gets crashed when waiting for the gates to open.
A teammate said "the other team standby switched"
That has been happening more and more lately, I was not aware it was something that could be intentionally triggered.
So what is the exploit at work here, and is there any way to tell who triggered it for reporting?
>>157155647
>Nando, Barik, and Makoa
>Not fun
Assangry DPS kiddie detected
>>157155508
I have an easier time carrying as a tank with randoms honestly.
>>157155647
unless they make a system where people have to pick in a random order the shitters will just instalock damage dealing classes even quicker so they don't have to take the frontliner or support role
>>157154979
>demands other players cater to his snowflake needs to do good in a shooter.
found the kinessa main
>>157155923
>projects his shitty memes rather than reading posts, such as the one where I stated I was the support
I'm not sure even suicide would help you, but you should try anyway.
>>157155410
and since hi-rez can't be original, expect a shittier regurgutated version of it for paladins.
And thats if they even bother to give you an event to play. These cash shop grubbing jews would love to just add some skins that are purchase only, and apply stat changes to the heroes.
>>157155881
Its just a bug. Did the match take extra long to load then start with no music? 99% you're crashing in the near future
>>157155904
>he would rather stand still with LMB raised than frag noobs with rockets
lamo take a look at this shitter
>>157156074
...do you even play the game?
the cash shop is pretty fairly priced
>>157156041
>doesn't link to his post on an anonymous board, demands people to recognize him anyways.
Anon, plz. Its okay that you love kinessa that much. Your shameful DPS whoring obsession isn't so bad you have to hide it.
>>157156074
Saly overwatch fag is in the wrong general again I see. Have a (you) as consolation.
>>157155647
>the most boring role
this is why I only pick makoa, he's a lot more like a tanky damage dealer, but he's a shitty frontliner
>>157156239
for standard content, however cosmetics will be another thing.
What a deal, they monetized the default voice packs.
Can't wait to buy the "standard horse animation unlock". Or the "reload animation" bundle.
They are trying to grease the wheel with operant conditioning because last time they tried a shooter, their inept marketing killed it.
>>157156414
you are reaching pretty hard
the voice packs are only 4750 gold
>>157156297
most Makoa players are so shitty I can often 1v1 and kill them as Vik at extremely close range even if they were at full health
>>157155904
>run around with lmb
>fireball dunks are cucked
>sit on your ass with rmb
>slow as shit when lmbing so anyone can escape
>sit in one place and camp turrets because if you don't then you die
makoa is the only fun frontliner
why would I pick that when I could be playing fucking quake with drogoz, mario with buck, or dishonored with evie? oh right because this meme game takes inspiration from mobas so there has to be fucking boring as hell shit like tanks instead of making it more fast paced by balancing the damage classes
>>157156297
If only his cannonballs didn't have a fuck ton of falloff he'd definitely be a more fun character. They don't even deal that much damage without the bonus from the hook so I don't know why they have to have so much falloff.
>>157156227
>Not nuking backline shitters with your fireballs
>Not rolling around at the speed of sound on rocket skates while shotgunning people
>Not chaining up whores and giving them the turtle dickturtles have huge dicks relative to their size
>>157156623
>>>fireball dunks are cucked
Don't remind me
Barik is fun as fuck though
>Camping turrets
Nigga he's can just drop turrets on the fly, get in there and shoot people.
>>157156774
and their dicks flare up like fucking umbrellas
>>157156879
horrifying totoro buss stop turtle dick umbrella sequence with makoahog.
>>157143423
>no carbine changed
I really want to like kinessa but she's just shit up close. it's better to use your fucking sniper most of the time when someone is in your face
>>157156774
>>157156879
>>157157004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRJhHoUuaoY
terror turtle
>>157157080
Her carbine used to be pretty damn good and was a lot of fun to use, then they changed it to what we have now while saying this
>Carbine
>"We weren't pleased with how this weapon felt. Although the Carbine mode is not Kinessa's focus, these changes should make the weapon feel better to use."
Derailing the conversation here with a question. For someone who is new to the game, what characters are worth playing/unlocking?
>>157157290
play Kinessa she is the best hero, the poster girl, and most valuable to the team
everybody loves Kinessa players
>>157157290
Just play quake dragon
>unlocked mad scientist pip skin, not the weapon
>no voice pack
I guess it unlocks when you get the weapon? fuck, I don't know where i'll find two more people to refer
>>157157290
Everyone but Kinessa, Evie, Buck, and Pip should do you all right.
Evie, Buck, and Pip are good, but they're unusual compared to others in their class, so I wouldn't recommend them out of the gate.
Kinessa is unfortunately food for any sapient flanker, so I can't in good faith recommend her either.
>>157157097
is he kill?
>>157156623
I can't aim for shit so I usually pick tank.
I just stand in the objective eating bullets and I still can claim that's my job. "I'm tanking dudes"
>>157157290
fernando
grohk, either grover or ying
cassie
androxus or buck
>>157157273
fucking jej
another match if that guy is still around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93coHnR4diU
Do you guys complain directly at your team in match when they do wrong/aren't playing correctly? I don't know what I must have done, but out of my last 5 games, 3 have had the saltiest players I've met so far who will bitch and moan about everything they think someone is doing wrong, even if they are doing what they are supposed to/what the complainer is asking them to do. I've gotten upset with my team before and I like reading about stupid teams here, but I wouldn't go around and bitch about it in chat, not to the extent these people are doing it. All of this in casual by the way.
What's the biggest thing a Cassie can do to screw up?
>>157158090
>he doesn't mute everyone at the start
kek
>>157156768
>tfw tortoise of many fall off
>>157157950
>360
Post drogoz loadouts
>>157158324
not kill the people attacking the capping frontliner and support
>>157158090
I usually just settle for "gg this team" in match and a nice salty callout to the 10-20k failure of a dd postgame.
>>157158408
you don't need to meme on me, I know my rig is shit
get a load of 3:24 though, pushed back down by stickies when thrusting
>They call me Cuban Ying
>I'm the queen of the booga beat
>When I contest the point I go
>Chick chicky boom, chick chicky boom
Great scott, what a retarded match it was.
>>157158430
Propel 4, fuel tank 3, wyrm 3 , masterful and lung cap 1 for maximum go fast.
Propel 3, masterful 3, fueltank 3, thrill 2 lung cap 1 for balance and more point shitting fireballs
You can work in decimate for stacked tanks. As long as you have propel 3-4 and lung cap 1, the rest can be whatever you want to try.
>>157158706
lol classic kinessa
>>157158706
>10mins
>14k healing
you are the cancer making ying look bad
>>157158324
While we're on the topic, what do people buy for her? I get the 2 to 3 points in the offensive upgrades except aggression (usually cauterize) then get some points in Kill to Heal.
>>157158804
>no tanks on his team
>muh healling
>>157158804
1. literally nobody stood on the point, including my team
2. I used my illusions to wreck the enemy team and carry
>>157158841
with the right upgrades you can destroy 2 shields without even having to reload
just put 3-4 points into quiver and buy wrecker
if the enemy team has a buck you better max out cauterize quick because hell be jumping on your ass the whole game
cassie with onslaught, incitement, and the life rip burn card can be pretty much unkillable
i need pictures
pictures of Fernando
it is important
>>157158714
thanks fαm
and just when you thought you'd seen the best OC...
I showed up.
>>157159587
Here you go, amigo.
>>157158324
not buy wrecker
Can you control Ying Illusion after shatter? If so how does it work?
>>157160283
>>157160608
this is a hot thread
>>157160283
why is Fernando so dreamy?
>>157158430
muh
>>157160753
Because he won't die, not yet Amigo.
>>157158430
>>157160876
similar to mine
Does anyone have the Camouflage or Everglade skins for Grohk? Does it change his lightning color?
>>157161191
It doesn't help much that Drogoz has 2 must have cards and masterful almost makes a third
>>157161617
masterful is not a must have though
you can spam your loogie without dedicating 4 points to it
>>157161772
I'm >>157158714 and usually just run one point due to the cap. At 1 point though its probably the best value card for the slot hands down.
>losing because of garbage team comp instead of being inferior players
goddamnit
>>157161098
>Still no porn of ying getting filled up with cum.
Hurry up drawfags.
>>157161543
I have Camouflage and it doesn't change his lightning color
>>157162000
I took this guy's advice >>157138054, it's been working well for me
>>157157950
How do you hover at such high speed?
>>157162102
that wouldn't have helped at all in that match
nobody was dumb enough to pick Shitessa
>>157162193
Have propel, let your tank fill on the decent, hit the jets right before you hit the ground and you'll zoom until out of fuel. The power of inertia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FN0i9BckgA
>>157156768
>>157158401
Makoa had less Falloff when he was initially released but he was nerfed to the state he's in today.
I only remember Makoa getting nerfs since his release (Combination of his weapon, his skills, and some of his good cards). They only recently buffed him by increasing his max HP.
>>157162287
Thanks fampai did it on my first try.
>have to put up with Ying's healing for another like three weeks
>have to deal with shitters picking snek instead of Ying
JUST
>win a match that could pretty much go either way
fun
>>157163524
Skek instantly strips Nandos/Makoas shields. He's better than Ying
>>157163750
He has a lot of skillshots to land though. Ying will always be the goto support for brain dead downies, thanks to her idiot proof kit.
>>157164084
>thanks to her idiot proof kit.
not really, her RMB attracts tards like bees to honey
>>157163750
>snek dashes in to try and stun Fernando
>Fernando just turns around for a second to block the stun
>dead snek
I can see it now, and I can see that they're all on my team
>>157158706
next match:
me: 368 obj time, first. second was 62 other are all less than 50 seconds.
I capped the point the first 3 times. Only lost because on the 4th round the enemy magically learned how to capture the point.
Just fuck me shit up senpai.
so dupe cards don't refund you their worth in gold? the fuck
>>157165012
they do
you have to exit and reenter the game
it only gives you half the gold though
>play ying
>nobody ever does the objective or stays near you and your illusions
every fucking time wtf
Ice mines disabled when?
>>157165632
I get the feeling a lot of people don't fully realize that Ying's clones heal or they just don't pay attention to them.
But when they do stay near, even if it's just a few, it's top tier fun.
>>157165784
Why? The maps are all on point.
>play Makoa
>fernando can just dive 1v2 on my retarded healer and I can't stop him because he has a billion HP for some stupid fucking reason
nice game???
>playing ying
>no tank, nobody comes close to get heal, lose
>playing evie
>get close to the payload, get killed, lose
>playing fernando
>4-0 win, bg 2 ez
Am I destined to play immortal flamethrower man?
The way Evie says her own name kind of makes me want to strangle her. Anyhow, what's a good deck for her? Took me a few games but I think I'm getting her.
When will they fix androxus' reversal on still being active when the animation ends
>retarded turtle on my team pulls enemy into point and extends overtime enough for the enemy team to completely recover and capture it
>>157166314
I use
Reprieve III
Teleport II
Flicker III
Swift Witch II
Wormhole II
Pretty fun and has done wonders for me. Some people use Teleport IV and Great Distance
>>157166768
Oh sweet, that's almost the same as I've already got
> 250 crystal tacky gun pip
> 11k damage and 5k healing
Why am I not surprised. Fucking furries
>>157165632
and it's a loss, I am just getting picked off by enemies mostly 2v1 running around freely and nobody stays near illusions
>hurr ying so op
I must be getting all the turbo retards when picking Ying because I never feel more useless than I do when I play Ying and it's almost a guaranteed loss every single time WHEN THEY ONLY FUCKING NEED TO STAY NEAR THE ILLUSIONS BUT THESE FUCKING RETARDS ARE TOO STUPID EVEN FOR THAT HOLY FUCK IF I AM BEING PAIRED WITH PEOPLE AT MY LEVEL THEY SHOULD ALREADY KNOW BETTER WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE INBRED PIECES OF SHIT HOLY FUCK
>fucking retard nando ran all around the map on the horse when the enemy first went 1-0
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
All of my friends made their accounts after mine, give me a name and you can be my referrer
>>157167514
Pandion
>>157167559
>Referrer cannot be added for accounts greater than 10 days old.
What does this mean, the game says I have 3 days to add a referrer. Am I being rused by Hi-Rez?
>>157167730
the referral service is all kinds of fucked at the moment, so if it doesn't work, it doesn't work
>>157167796
Well fuck, I tried. Sorry mate.
>>157167730
they keep advertising this shit but they still can't get it to work like it should
I think I found one
http://www.masterpaladins.com/ just came out. It's basically smite.guru for Paladins. Now your friends can look up how shit you are.
>>157169242
Wow I think I liked it better when I didn't know how bad I was.
>>157169242
Excellent, I'm a solid OK at this game
>>157169242
>Look up my winrate
>49.8%
>mfw I'm a shitter
>>157169558
>tfw no Lendo
Hmmmm
>>157169242
lol 50.5% winrate
should be lower with how much I am losing and not caring about team comp because fuck casual
>>157169242
> all those unwinnable 1v5s
Well at least Drogoz is fun
>tfw getting stomped with 2 tank/1 support by a full damage/1 skye team
it's the little things
>>157169242
>59.5% winrate
Nice.
>>157169242
Paladins guru is coming soon too. Since smite guru people have registered the domain for it.
>>157169242
you know, I don't remember losing that often on Evie.
I can live with this. I'm not sure if this counts games from way back in alpha and shit. Apparently, my top three champs are Barik, Grohk andKinessa.
>>157169691
Hmmmmmm
>>157169242
>now everyone can look up how shit I am
I don't like this at all
Wait, what is the K/D ratio tracking? Is that eliminations/deaths/solo kills?
>>157170306
post worst winrates
>>157170501
Don't worry, they will had a hide profile option in paladins that stops sites from getting your information. They did for smite a while back.
>>157170568
Fucking hell
>>157170568
My worst currently is 1-4 withYing.
>>157170568
>>157170568
Heh
I swear I don't remember playing this much Pip.
>>157170568
>>157143423
>Ying
>Joyride
oh yeeeaaa
>>157169242
>65% winrate overall
>71% winrate with Skye
wow guys I guess Skye really is-
>79% winrate with Grohk
[VEW]
>>157170201
>tfw
I remember going on a long losing streak with her before I gotgud
>>157169242
>decide to look up the #1 on the leaderboard
How?
>>157170970
It's the power of the furry
>tfw I suck at every FPS game because my aim is terrible but I love FPS games
>Paladins is no different even despite the huge hitboxes
>>157170970
pip is literally always useful
most versatile character in the game
>>157170970
So wait, is that the ranking for the number one player in the game, or is that for champs overall?
Why is most of my team mexicans EVERY GAME?!?!
DOES IT GET BETTER IN COMP?
>>157169242
>57% winrate
>Blue Revolver came out today
>Got Legendary Currency, Sigrun Mercy, and Witch Mercy, and a Shittermaker emote all in the same free box from the Halloween box
https://youtu.be/a4pivc8fzr4
Is it irresponsible to listen to a podcast while playingcasual?
>>157171201
The new how-to-play video on Pip even says he's one of the most well-rounded champs in the game. He and Cassie are immensely versatile.
>>157171381
le cassie is versatile meme
>>157171449
How is she not?
but who is the worst player in the game?
What exactly does Propel do for Drogoz that makes it so worth taking?
>>157169242
Forced 50 is real
>>157171535
she's not on the level of the pip.
pip can do pretty much everything
>damage has no fall off so he can do damage from mid-range
>can flank and duel just as well as the actual flankers
>can hold a point with healing + weightless sustain
>can clear objectives with ult
And this is why I have a negative winrate on my most played champ. Fuck pip players
>>157171630
Speeds him up greatly in flight, so he goes more than up and down with thrust
>>157171663
Just because Pip is MORE versatile than Cassie doesn't mean that Cassie is NOT versatile.
>>157171535
How is she?
>>157171815
he's a sith, he only deals in absolutes
>>157171362
I do it but also have the master volume at 50 on Paladins, though sometimes the game can be louder than the podcast, depending on what it is.
Can I only play with level 4 champs in ranked or Do you only need 12 champs lvl 4
>>157172000
only need 12 champs lvl 4
>see that you're doing as shittily as you thought you were
>everyone can now see how shit you are
>don't feel like playing anymore
>closed the game
Tried out the "Kinessa mine-only trolling" deck in a real game.
It's the shit, if you gotta kinessa, do this. Results may vary against people who aren't retards.
>>157169242
>think I'm a shitter
>57% win rate
>>157172114
Post deck
>>157171535
the only versatile thing about cassie is that she is effective at all range, she is also unique hero in that regard
>>157166314
Evie's voiceover is an acquired taste. It grows on you.
>>157172168
fifth card (transpoter one on this image) can be whatever you want.
>>157172258
Got sick from it on LoL.
>>157172258
She reminds me of the annoying girl from borderlands 2
>>157172092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE&feature=youtu.be
>>157172339
ALL AROUND THE STACTUS PLANT
THE STALKER CHASED THE BAAAANDIT
>>157169242
Wish I could play more Buck but I'm a tryhard
>>157169242
>56% winrate
Better than I thought I'd be, considering how much I just like dicking around in casual.
>>157172317
Jinx tries way too hard.
Evie isn't murderous and doesn't try to make a joke every single line, so she's far more tolerable.
yo tell me all the OP loadouts
also what's a good pip loadout
>>157169242
>tfw the hero I have the highest winrate with is kinessa (71%)
Let the tires catch the fires (or whatever she says)
>>157172149
>> think I'm a shitter
>>49.5 win rate
TFW correct about being a shitter.
I blame it on casual games played at work with sound off and distractions.
Anyway to see ranked only?
What's the shitter cutoff number for overall profile ranking? 3500?
>>157173251
Depends on what you want to do with Pip.
Healing Alchemy
>Gift Giver IV
>Reload III
>Medical Excellence III
>Sturdy I
>From Above I
Fire Alchemy
>From Above IV
>Acumen III
>Side Tanks III
>Refreshing Jog I
>Sprint I
Mixed Alchemy
>Side Tanks IV
>Reload III
>Medical Excellence II
>From Above II
>Sturdy I
>>157173394
"Kick the tires, light the fires!"
>>157169242
>>157173508
>I blame it on casual games played at work with sound off and distractions.
Don't blame it on sunshine
Don't blame it on no sound
Don't blame it work time
Blame it on the boogie
>>157173646
>"Kick the tires, light the fires!"
cheers m8
>>157173782
>Not posting the nude versions.
>>157170568
>>157169242
>73% winrate
Feels pretty good actually.
>>157173928
We are on a christian image board anon, you can't post that.
You know...
If we were evil bastards like those trolls from 4chan, we would update the EDGE androx and FURRY pip images with the win rates they have on those champs...
>>157174589
Do it yourself, you lazy faggot
>>157169242
>47.4% overall winrate
>78% winrate with Grohk
>>157170568
Just turtle my shit up.
>It's a "Flankers being played like frontline attackers" episode.
>>157174589
the fuck
this guy must think he's playing deathmatch
>>157174672
Started to...
Isn't working out too well.
Freaking edge lords are actually decent with edge gunslinger man.
60% win rates pretty common amongst the self cutting and mascara crowd, who woulda thought?
>>157169242
>check the #1 Fernando player
>he doesn't even play Fernando
What?
>>157175151
I don't think its accurate at all, which makes me feel better again. My rank 10 Evie has 10 less games played than my rank 15 drogoz. I have a feeling a few dozen games are mia somewhere, not suprising when even the game itself can't track wins and losses for me
>player called BLACKMALE in all caps
>playing bomb king
Whitey was in caves, while we was blowing sheet up
#wewuzkangz
>I had an Edgefag AND a furfag on my team
Im in awe. It was so awfull that It became beautiful.
Is this game better than Overwatch???
I kinda want to try it but it seems like a poor person's overwatch 2bh.
>>157176252
it is. it's still fun though
It's just way less polished
>started to play Makoa last week
>really enjoy him and start having fun
>mfw just found out my win/loss ratio with him is 5:13
this is why fun isn't allowed
>>157176252
like >>157176343 says, it's less polished, which isn't something I mind at all
OW feels like every single aspect of the cast was subject to approval by numerous focus groups
>>157176252
It honestly is better. Faster pace, less "Timmy's free potg" ults.
It definitely lacks Overwatch's polish though.
>>157176252
It's free, try it and stop acting like your time is precious your fucking NEET
>>157176252
>>157176030
Stop posting everywhere. I play both.
>Unable to connect to server
I couldn't play a single game today because I keep disconnecting 5 minutes in
>>157176424
>never feel like I can kill anyone with makoa
>he is actually my best k/d
Another one for the collection boys
>>157176470
sorry friendo pls forgive me
>>157176425
i know what u mean about he focus groups thing. all the characters feel too 'safe.' it's why idon't like most of the OW cast.
>>157176343
>>157176448
>>157176449
Thanks, I think i'll give it a shot.
Feel free to give me a refer a friend link if you want the skin
>>157138687
Yes
>>157176730
Dont know why but it makes me sad
>>157175827
>our furry thinks Pip is a cat
>celebrating Firework King with a holiday that's known for fireworks
>an edgelord on the other team
Try to beat that, guys :^)
Btw our Bomb King literally just did about 10k damage and is still skill lvl 2 with him
>>157176425
>OW feels like every single aspect of the cast was subject to approval by numerous focus groups
Because they in all likelihood were. Not that it all turned out bad but still.
>>157176815
not letting me post even parts of the referral link but the name in the link will be Noemro
>>157168721
>>157175827
>>157176730
>>157176973
Well, this just got a nice boost!
>>157176950
Probably because he's trying to be both an edgefag and furfag.
>>157176973
>Those graphics
Man how old is your toaster?
>>157177949
A laptop from 2011 BC :(
I stole it in a museum.
>At least it runs smoothly
>>157177601
cool man are u down to party up too? I want the skins from playing together in a group
>>157177809
shitty starfox clone attracts the furs man.
>>157178252
yea sure just add me
>>157177949
I have an amd 4300/4500 series so I gotta play it in 720p with everytzhing on low.
Fun fact, this game looks on low better than overwatch and runs better, overwatch only runs at 5 fps on my machine. Probably due to hi-rez actualy using a competent engine.
Paladins would be great if they didn't keep trying to copy the flavor of overwatch and delivered their own game.
Game is so watered down now that the CEO has another trend to chase.
>>157160283
>literally me playing 'Nando
>>157178473
it's overwatch but free
what's not great about that?
>>157166239
You got force 50'd. After two losses you are more likely to get a team that wins it for you while you afk.
>>157178614
because the plans they had seemed way more interesting than poor mans overwatch.
Post your top 10
>>157169242
>68.2% winrate with nothing but solo queue
>>157178891
debatable
>>157178891
Their original plans WERE Overwatch. After Overwatch was announced, they tried to distance themselves by changing their formula, but no one liked it. They said "fuck it" and went back to their original format, which is apparently closer to Overwatch than people realized.
>>157178968
I've only played 67 matches against actual people so far
>>157178891
You are certainly not the person that knows what plans they had before.
>>157177949
That's nothing, you don't want to see how I play
>>157178297
ight, which server you play on? i'm on us
>>157178968
Did you know: I have only played 10 champions?
My current W/L is 66/37, so 68%
Should I get a mastery 4 on Skye or grohk
>>157178968
My teams literally don't know what an objective is.
>>157178881
Is the forced 50% even a thing in this game? I have played around 12 games and lost all except 1 because I was paired with shitters who wouldn't even get on the fucking point.
>>157177334
>Not that it all turned out bad but still.
And that's where I take issue with Overwatch. The game isn't bad. In fact the game does a remarkable job of not doing anything wrong. But in so doing, I feel, it keeps itself from doing too much -right-.
With Overwatch, Blizzard smoothed out the peaks and chasms that a game can have, to make a nice, round end-product. But that holds it back; historically in games, good things can come from unintended interactions or bugs. So many beloved shooter mechanics originated as unintended glitches or exploits, that were embraced by both the developer and community, and kept around as other fruitless bugs were fixed.
Paladins feels more like an earlier entry into the genre than Overwatch does; it has that roughness that allows for strange things to happen. And I think it's inherently more interesting as a result.
I'll never not be mad about all the cool Genji tech they completely dummied out of the game.
>tfw 3 games in a row against the same party of cheaters
I liked having 60% win rate, you know. But it is now gone.
Are there any current giveaways?
>>157179726
Where you on a win streak before?
R8 my Grohk build.
>>157179825
if you play enough games and you aren't the best or the worst player in the game, you will eventually have a 50% winrate anyways.
>>157179408
us here too
>>157180174
Yeah, I understand. That's not really an issue. It's just that I don't want to have a bad winrate because of cheaters.
>>157180068
1v1 me u won't faggot/10
Would anyone want to play casual games? I want to level up some heroes so I can get into competitive. I play on NA, don't mind about voicechat
>siege, playing fernando
>bg, no healer; enemy team has both fernando and ying
>3:3, last round
>tell the team that all should get on the point and focus on the enemy team ying (she was quite dumb btw), we can win it
>they do it, we win
there is still hope left for humanity.
>>157178968
I always play the same champs desu.
>>157180568
check out the discord. every few hours well form a full party or two.
You'll have to ask for a link though
>>157180643
Can I get a link to the discord then?
>>157179835
My only "win streak" was 2 days and it wasn't even that big. The rest of the time it's loss after loss with some ocasional win, and despite some of the loses being actually pretty close games, the rest of the times are retards who go try to kill people with Makoa's cannonballs from the backlines, Androxus who play like a sniper, Evies and Skyes who go full on frontal attack and don't even pick on key targets (all while not even using stealth.) long ranged Cassies who can't aim, etc.
>>157180643
Already on it
https://discord.gg/sdcau9E
OP should propably keep a permalink to it in it just so this won't happen all the time.
>>157180738
sorry, I made it look like I had one. the reason i said that was because i didn't have the link on me like this gent. >>157180781
>Most obj time
>Still lose because of teammates
Fun game though.
>>157180781
Its not there by design. Something something discords kill generals something
>>157178968
Literally a two-trick pony
So, uh... was Skye a bot? He'd frequently stand on the spot spinning in circles in spawn and stuff.
>>157181857
Bots aren't that dumb.
>>157180174
that's not how it works.
>>157178968
what site
>>157181857
People are really stupid when playing videogames, that's why singleplayer games are so popular
What is the VGS for "buy items you fucking retard"?
2 afks in one game. I love it. Is OW any better about this horseshit?
>>157183095
Nah its just forced 50
>picking the same champ in comp over and over and not looking at picks
cancer
What should a bomb king deck look like?
>>157183295
jolt iv
>>157183124
IT'S NOT REAL, STOP.
>>157183095
OW has about a 10 second AFK timer.
So you are just forced to sit through a 3 round koth forced 50 blowout.
>>157183317
I can't tell if it's a meme or not.
>>157172168
I want to add that I think the mount speed card is key with this type of build. You want to get to the point asap and set up your doom field of many slows.
For this masterpaldins site, is a red k/d below average for you or for the character as a whole?
>>157149084
>>157149101
That's so dumb.
>>157181857
Man, what the actual fuck is happening with teams today. I am just getting absolute fucking mongoloids.
>>157177809
Another one
>>157183562
Jolt4 is awesome on any map with an edge close to a main path for instakilling.
It is very good on the rest, for denying enemies point time and clearing them out for overtime to expire.
Your damage numbers will suffer, because you don't get # for punting Nando off a cliff, so you look like a shitter in the score screen, but the build is hella fun and wins games.
>>157179727
I hate Genji personally but OW's roster feels very rigid overall yeah.
>>157183159
He's winning games, I don't see the problem.
>>157183892
>>Jolt4
Pic related
>>157183159
All wins though so he knows what to do at least.
Any good Skye loadouts? I want to try her before the nerfs.
>>157180068
elf/10
Ying was made for _________
>>157184850
Grohk
>>157184850
Carrying shitters
>>157179826
Nope. Sorry. There will be sometime though.
Is there a secret to Pip's weightless ability that I'm not getting? It seems to suck.
>>157185161
If you put cards into it, it's pretty alright.
>>157185161
Why do you think it sucks?
>>157185268
I can't heal while using it, and as an escape utility I get almost nowhere with it. I have trouble finding a good use for it, generally.
>>157185161
you actually have to jump
>>157149956
Why is this image not up on rule34 yet?
>>157185359
It's two quick, long range jumps.
Cancel it by pressing it's button again if you need to emergency heal someone.
>>157185419
I do. I float around slowly in the air, with barely any decent height, perfectly ready for enemies to eat my face with bullets.
>>157185483
Huh. Maybe I was treating more like a verticality escape when instead it's horizontal. Okay, worth a shot to try, thanks.
>>157169242
>Exactly 50% winrate
Well. I guess I don't matter in games just like I don't matter in life. That's okay, I guess.
>>157185541
My card loadout is entirely based around weightless, Pip is my highest wr% character
-4 sec, 200 healing/sec, 20% faster jump
Enemies can barely hit me, I can weightless straight to the enemy backline and kill kinessa/cassie/viktor straightaway, and as soon as I come out of weightless I can flask heal and then weightless again right afterwards for endless sustain
>>157185852
That sounds fun.
>>157185891
It is. Weightless probably makes Pip the second best duelist in the game next to Buck
>>157169242
>65% winrate
>83% winrate with Skye
>50% winrate as Nando
>>157186170
>50% winrate as Nando
you disappoint me, amigo
>>157186672I see a little bit of me in you
>>157186672
>>157187050
Whenever I play Nando, I get the most fucking braindead damage dealers. It's like 90% of players can't be trusted to deal damage effectively. I have a 67% winrate as Ruckus somehow.
Reminder to dodge if a teammate picks pip in comp. you're going to lose.
>>157187395
>tfw bitch picks pip in casual
>we still win but it's a hard fought fight
>bitch can't handle it and had to take a break because the game is too exhausting apparently
>Frequently get the most damage, healing, time on objective and longest killstreak as Grover
>Winrate is mediocre as fuck
What's the deal with this? Why do I so frequently out-damage Viktors and flankers as fucking Grover?
>>157188462
These teams are heavy as fuck, thats why.
CAN'T WAKE UP.
>>157188462
If you are the best person on the team, guess what that makes your teammates.
>>157188462
Winrate means jack shit until you have like 200-300 games played with the same champ.
If you play frontliners exclusively and often end up with teams full of aggression picking damage dealers, it's going to tank your winrate even if you try your hardest.
If you shitpick Kinessa and get carried 3 games out of 4 you'll end up with a 75% winrate.
>fernado says shatter ying is playing stupid and not healing
>refuses to heal him
>gets bitchy when we all say to report in lobby
go play a single player game if you want to throw tantrums
>playng competitive
>2 tanks, a support and a flanker
>WE NEED DAMAGE
>last pick locks in Ruckus
>lose because no damage
>>157189348
>pick a healer
>play it like a flanker
>never heal
>never group
>be surprised that people don't appreciate it
>>157188643
I don't know what I expected.
>Kinessa lowest damage on both teams.
>>157189348
why don't you go play a deathmatch game?
I don't understand how things like this happen.
>>157189985
Forgot image.
>>157190513
>barik with 55 kills
justhowthewhathowhta
>>157190513
>That Grohk healing
Amazing.
>>157190660
Some people can't afford a keyboard with all the keys attached, pay2win fag.
>>157190639
Turrets pick up shitloads of assists
>>157190639
BARIK'S GOT A GUN
HE'S GONNA SHOOT YOU DOWN
>>157190739
>tfw bought a razer naga so I can play only with my mouse and masturbate at the same time
suck it poorfags
The public test servers are out. Literally no one else is on
>>157192253
Because they announced the servers were up 2 hours ago and only managed to really get them up 10 minutes ago. They broke Shooting Range so I have nothing to do on it too
New emotes only come from chest.
>>157192489
At least chests are somewhat valuable now, I guess. Still, would like to be able to get them without chests.
>buck and ruckus still have no weapon skins
>>157188462
Because Viktors and Flankers spend most of their time running around like headless chickens while you just stay put, mash Q and keep your finger pressed on that LMB forever.
>>157192489
>tfw I didn't listen to everyone and didn't hoard any of my chests
>I'm level 24 now and it'll take forever to get them without spending money
Damn you, HiRez!
Cooldowns are still not on the skill screen
>>157189879
Holy shit, thank you for posting this image today.
I didn't realize how cool quantum leap was.
Ying's Haunt Weapon Skin (Now called Snapdragon Mirror) and Jadetite Weapon skin are now Rare and can only be bought with Crystals.
wasn't bad tho
>>157192763
Buck used to have Weapon Skins before they changed his weapon. Strangely enough if you owned one of his weapon skins before they were removed your Shotgun will still have their textures for some reason. I didn't own any of the old weapon skins but I've seen it in game and it looks pretty neat.
>>157194027
oh that explains it
i saw some weird swirls on an enemy buck's shotgun and i thought it was just a texture bug
neat
>Fernando got the Ares Fernando Victory Screen Dance from Smite as an Emote
Neat, but I wish it wasn't locked behind chests.
>>157193702
are there any other skins that are going rare?
i saved gold exactly for this occasion
>Get a Viktor and Kinessa on my team
>They're in a party
>They stand around in spawn and sometimes feed on purpose
>They spam memes and type like fucking children
>Finish every sentence with "xd"
>Ask them their ages
>They say 15
I have been getting the absolutely fucking worst people today, on both teams. It's like some kind of fucking curse. What the niggering SHIT is happening today?
how bad does the health nerf hurt fernando?
also whats the consensus on the new healer? is he gonna be GUD
>>157194595
Health nerf?
>>157194149
Grover got his Dance from Sylvanus's Victory Screen in Smite as an Emote too
Guess they're going to stop giving you the cards that make up the basic deck for each champion now. I did have all of Ying's basic cards on the PTS when she was put there. The one card I have came from a chest I bought.
>>157194963
it's a bug I think
>>157194963
That's a bug, the same thing happened with Makoa. They eventually hotfixed it so that everybody has Makoa's default deck cards.
Don't buy any cards in the Basic Deck until they fix it.
>>157193150
They show cooldowns here at least
>>157193716
duuuuuuuuuuuudeweeeeeeed
>>157194237
Those are the only ones this patch.
>>157195351
VVT
I never fucking choose Fernando because in casual I never have teammates who even bother utilizing my shield.
90%+ of the time, in any situation, nobody tries to hide behind it.
I hope it gets better in comp.
why cant i equip any of barik's tf2 items seperately?
i want to have the shotgun but still hear the BARIKS GOT A GUN voice line
will it get fixed?
Guys i can play a mean Ying, really carry, but i get bored, i can't get consistent matches with any other champ, what do i do?
>Try out the New Tutorial on the PTS
>Ying assists you throughout it
holy fuck what is it with people today
>>157196060
I just had an Evie with 11k damage, 15 deaths, and a single elimination. I think we're dealing with bots here. The game seems to have been swamped with people who do literally nothing.
>>157189426
triple tank comp with ruckus is good on a few maps like frog isle.
but that flanker needs to be Viktor or something.
the new ying is retard and dumb, and I love it
but the best is the Grohk "look my orc dick"
Mal a shit
>>157195210
>untargetable
What the shit are they saying? This isn't a moba.
>>157197450
Mal'Damba is invincible during his dash.
Why do people say Skye isn't that good?
>>157196338
Bots stand on the point
>>157167218
Haha I actually saw HeyKidWannaYiff in a game recently, he was playing Fernando.
>>157197746
Because if your team has any awareness at all shes pretty easy to shut down
>>157197746
If enough people pretend she isn't good then they wont make her not good.
>Kinessa or Bomb King in EVERY GAME
>"Man, Kinessa is shit"
>It's always some CS1.6 asshole wiping the team singlehandedly on the enemy team, while the person on my team as Kinessa is LEGALLY BLIND and LEGALLY RETARDED.
>Bomb King just always gets met with a Bomb King on the enemy team.
>>157198248
bomb king is fine because he extends games that would otherwise be stomps with his annoying bullshit while simultaneously letting flankers have fun farming him for credits. It's great for everyone.
what do you guys usually do if you see your mirror champion in a game?
>>157198860
Hope they aren't better at the champ then me, which is usually true.
>>157198248
>tfw trying to break out of the Kinesshitter crowd
It's hard work. The problem is that Kinessa really is shitty to a degree. Her carbine is low damage, her escape move is damn clunky and doesn't actually let you escape, and her ult isn't that great.
>>157198905
This. Getting OUT FUCKING SKILLED in the mirror is the worst feeling.
>>157198860
ignore them because trying to kill another drogoz is cancer
>>157198860
Feel really smug whenever I kill or outplay them. If I'm playing Ying I get real meek and go super healslut, with the aim to just a higher amount healed.
>>157198858
>bomb king is fine because he extends games that would otherwise be stomps
>enemy payload is at 99%
>we all defend it
>BK throws a poppy bomb in our general direction
>it knocks everyone 3 miles away from the payload
>defeat
Yeah sure m8.
>>157131586
>Space-suits are my fetish
Hi-Rez had no fucking right to put that skin in. Fuck
>>157198860
Assert my dominance as the superior Evie waifufag and make him prep the bull.
>>157199137
Skinsuits, man. Can't wait.
>>157199203I WILL NOT DIEBUT YOU WILL AMIGO
>>157131586
aside from the bottom right one, im not seeing any skins that dont reveal an absurd amount of boobs
whats up with that
i like boobs and all but not in fucking VIDEOGAMES of all places
>>157199295
meant for >>157198860
>>157193110
We're in the same boat.
>>157184850
my dick
>1 damage
>1 support
>3 flanks
i already know whats gonna happen. flanks with most objective time doesnt sounds right.
>>157193110
It's not like you have high odds to get any of the emotes. You have to contend with all the gold-buyable cosmetics (which are rare as it is) and EVERY CARD IN THE GAME for a chance at an emote from a chest.
>>157199729
It just goes to show how the chests themselves are a mess. You can't buy them with gold, and even if you could, it has to operate that you're getting a net loss to make the chest a valid gold sink. And yet, chests are how you get cards and gold-buyable cosmetics without buying them directly.
Every goddamn time!
Oh, they ought to do a champion whose primary mechanic is similar to that of Tribes
>>157199937
>Hero about going fast
>Balanced in game where people are painfully slow so Kinessa can be useful.
Won't ever happen.
Or are you just talking about a Viktor with disco grenade spam? I'd be okay with that shit.Heck, even Mercury pissed people off in Smite for a long while.
When does this fucking patch go live?
Should I spend my crystals on Vampire Hunter Cassie or save them?
>>157199937
I don't think we're getting a shazbot any time soon. Yes, it would be satisfying to hit blue plate specials all day err day, but I can't imagine what the rest of their kit would be like.
>>157199937
Their movement not having any friction?
New thread: >>157200195
>>157200059
you should buy the haunt and the jadetite weapon skins before they become rare and unobtainable with gold
>>157200049
I just want to go fast
>>157200232
I already have haunt and Snapdragon
>>157200958
No you're not, shut up.
>>157195908
the waifu will ensure the load is delivered to the load receptacle
>>157198860
shoot his totem
>>157199937
>slip n slide + disc shooter
Yes please.
>>157199324
it's a titty monster compilation
>Enemy Drogoz stands in one spot spamming snot balls
>Nobody even tries to kill him
>I can't kill him because I am fucking Fernando
>Even our wallhacking Kinessa can't kill him
Why.
>>157203029
>I've seen Drogoz like this my last three games
>mfw I land on top of them as Buck and destroy them before they even know what's happening
>>157138687
it has a cloaca either way