Pump edition
>Patch 3.4 notes
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/159309cb1ef0706cf37a9a91e3e18865b70097a6
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
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>Previously on /xivg/: >>157056836
my bussy bombastic
Would buying cakes from other players be cheating?
nth for attempting to impregnate all of Ul'dah
Who do you want to marry?
>>157083008
are you virile enough to m-pregnate proci tia?
>>157083001
yes
>>157080851
Rank up? To what? I'm already second lieutenant which I believe to be the highest rank, is this a waste of time for me then?
>>157083008
please don't rape the boys
>>157083046
With enough volume and frequency, anything is possible.
>>157082725
why insist on making the op if you're just gonna keep posting the same pic over and over again
Since FFXIV-APP hasn't been updated. Are they any alternatives to it? The sound alerts really helped, instead of having to watch the chat log.
>>157083067
First lieutenant.
>>157082787
How can an asshole be "high sounding but with little meaning"
>>157083217
advanced combat tracker
>>157083084You can't rape the willing.
>post yfw (yoshi's face when) 4.0 SCH nerffairy now affected by cleric's
I wanna be pumped
>>157083218
Oh neat. When do you get the chance to rank up?
>>157083398
They have never nerfed anything outside of PvP.
>>157083417
race?
>>157083049
Guess I'll have to get those cakes the old fashioned way.
LF EB
>>157083206
what
>>157083330
race/gender..
>>157083431
people kept saying it was if your squadron has met certain criterias or something
>>157083067
This patch added First Lieutenant, which appears to be earned from completing the level 40 squadron promotional mission. Rank adds in a few new items (like books to change the class of a squadron member) and a glamour set. Besides that, getting your ideal squadron/haremcan be pretty fun in and of itself.
>>157083431
Once you beat the level 40 flagged mission.
>>157083417
Me too
>>157083567
That same pic and edition was the thread like a day ago or something
>>157083417
me 3, but scripture
>>157083398
>tfw I have weird uneven eyes like him
>>157083762
Just get pumped while getting Scripture, then
>>157083532
female suncat
>>157083856
tell me your secrets anon
>>157083049
Still cute.
drugs are just
blacksmithing
for the conscious
you mould yourself
when you're high
and then after
you reflect
and appreciate it
at the core of enlightenment there is nothingness
no pain -- no fear -- no regrets -- no remorse
no more feeling
everything is just okay
I'm glad I'm okay
Faces are all but a mystery to me
>>157083532
femra raen
balmung
meria athera
>>157083912
>posts the one with futa dick cropped out
just post the regular...
>>157083907
I'm not an expert on it, it just seems like a very feasible solution to your issue. You're in a world of magic, I'm sure you can make it work
>>157084007
That would be no fun...
>tfw curious about getting pumped in the rump
No homo tho
>>157083398
Honestly, will Yoshi ever give SCH a proper nerf? Shit is so broken and safe to play.
I feel like a god when playing SCH, compared to WHM/AST.
Low/mid dungeons you can pretty much afk following tank while fairy does all the work.
Is it worth starting now or is it better to wait until the next big release?
>>157084212
you have a ton of shit to do anyways so it wouldn't really make a difference
>>157084212
>is it better to start with more catch up to do?
hello
How's my cat
so I just killed a9s.. am I still a shitter?
>>157084193
Every healer feels like a god in dungeons. And it will get a nerf in 4.0 but it will be slight, they'll reduce the potency on embrace by 20 or something. And if you afk follow you should be shot.
>>157084212
There's way too much to do between starting and endgame so you might as well start now.
>>157084408
Cute!
>>157084408
Naka...
>>157084408
its a cat alright
>>157084415
If you didn't kill A12S on week 1 you are and will always be one
>>157084415
Clearing any savage turn immediately makes you better than 90% of the playerbase, and far over people like >>157084395
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/linkshell/25614222880744385
>>157084621
but that guy wont be better than me if hes just cleared a9s, because i've cleared a9s??
I'm struggling to find a DPS job to have as an alt.
SMN is one of the few I haven't tried yet, is it like MCH in that the main appeal of the job are the occasional spikes in APM and damage while the time in between is fairly uninteresting?
Elezen and Highlanders
>>157084007
The one without looks betterimo
are legs good
male au ra looking for cute fem au ras to fuck and protect and play video games
Mhachi matter x2 or 30k mgp, which is better?
>>157084724
fanta your balmung lizard into this one and you'll get more lewd
>>157084750
Go away proci
how much do you hate yourself?
>>157084757
>two grade V materia that can sell for 250k+
>monopoly money
Hmm....
>>157084750
>to fuck and protect
Those two words contradict each other
>>157084684
Yes
MCH is basically a physical damage SMN as far as button inputs go
there is nothing here
>>157084803
That's Hark.
>>157084814
like a 10
>>157084814
About as much as you're on topic right now.
>tfw roe lovers only seem to be on during the weekends, leaving weekday nights dull.
>>157084563
oh..
>>157084621
This is like 2, 3 weeks later though..
>>157083539
I'll EB you for a cak but in return I want a hot and steamy wedding night.
>>157084847
That's pretty disappointing, thank you very much for the reply.
>>157084829
ye should be MAKE LOVE and protect
>>157084632
Infiltrated...
>>157084768
but that lizard is femdom only
>>157084750
Why female Au Ra? They're all creeps
>>157084895
so very?
I know I'm not the only one spamming potd 1-10.
xth for c@
>>157084768
But anon he has both lizards on Balmung.
>>157084719
Can someone explain to me what the appeal of DRG is from a gameplay standpoint?
>>157085215
You get taken to raids because you aren't a monk
>>157085215
Jumps
More viable than monk
>>157085178
False.
>>157085287
>>157085347
This, MNK was replaced by DRK.
>>157085215
have you ever pressed the geirskogul button or crit your jump under power surge + botd? and had traited b4b, or life surge full thrusted, or dragon fire dived many enemies
>>157085178
they aren't, blue is on mateus
>>157085154
Avatarfagging and asking chatroom questions is not on topic as this isn't your blog.
>>157085183
dig the hair sir
>>157085162
That poor cats ears
>>157084684
>>157084684
>the occasional spikes in APM and damage while the time in between is fairly uninteresting?
Sorta,you have to maintain a million DoT in your rotations.
However, unlike MCH, SMN is god tier in aoe dmg and deathflare is really fun to use. You can see some pretty big burst numbers from time to time.
>>157085215
The opener is pretty exciting and many of the animations are stylish
>>157084724
Yes, your Raen's legs are
>>157085113
What's femdom?
>>157085287
Why are monks not desired
>>157084757
what a stupid question
What class do i chose? Can i change it later into the game to any other?
>>157085147
I am not a crepe thank you.
>>157085506
They offer relatively little to the rest of the group
>>157085506
they lack utility
litany is enough to make drg desirable no matter where the class stands
>>157085162
stinky sweaty c@!
>>157085506
they have "useless" utilities (with one easily replaced by dark knight) and they're only good for personal damage
>>157085506
Lowest raid DPS contribution of the 3 melee dps
Lowest unique raid utility (Dragon Kick's int down shares a debuff with DRK, traited mantra is the only other thing they offer)
>>157085589
disembowel also buffs the ranged which will always be present in any group
>>157085547
You can level every single class on one character without penalty
>>157085561
creepy and dyslexic
be gone
>>157083049
How to get this hairstyle?? thanks in advance
>that one c@ with the deathly ticklish feet but pretends that they arent ticklish
who is it?
>>157085426
>>157084895
Just chain quote them already. This cat and mouse game you play is dreadfully stale at this point.
>>157084862
I see an apartment
>>157085561
>blue eyes
>magenta limbals
could your taste be any worse?
>>157085471
I see
>>157085494
female domination
>>157085736
PotD
I hope you enjoy retarded RNG
>>157085426
than I'll phrase it another way~
how many times have you done 1-10 potd today?
I stopped playing 2 months (or so) after HW came out - mostly due to pointless grind added to crafting in form of scrips.
How's it these days? Did they make it less shit ?
Or do i have to grind some shitty 450-capped tome-like currency for X weeks to get a single tool which is going to be useless in 2-3 months once next patch comes?
>>157085736
buy it
>>157084997
How hot and steamy?
>>157085836
The game hasn't changed.
>>157085782this is nothing for me here
>>157085736
>>157085868
i'm going to buy the game tomorrow.
Any recommendations on which race to pick and class to start with ?
>>157085836
Scrips are still in but I'm pretty sure you can just buy the best crafted gear now from the MB.
>>157085961
whatever race you like most
whatever class seems the most interesting to you
>>157085945Why not?
>>157085961
You can change to any other class at level 10 so that doesnt matter.
Races also don't matter so just pick whatever you wanna buddy.
>>157085624
>>157085589
>>157085569
This sucks because I was having fun with MNK and was looking forward to doing end game content with it
>>157083971
who is this
>>157086069
you can still do content, mnk is better than it use to be
>>157085961
Whatever you want you can level all classes on one character and despite different races having different starting stats it has zero functional impact on your character
>>157086069
MNK is still a very solid class on its own. If you like monk, don't let anyone tell you that you shouldn't play it.
>>157085836
>do i have to grind some shitty 450-capped tome-like currency for X weeks to get a single tool which is going to be useless in 2-3 months once next patch comes?
Yes, pretty much the same formula if you're up to date + 8man endgame raid and primal.
But you're so far behind, you got a shitton of content to do until you reach this stage.
>>157086069
its still possible, you just might have a bit harder time finding a static
>>157086075
amber
>>157085961
Pick a not-cancerous race like Hyur or Elezen and just pick whatever class you like
>>157085961
Race you should play purely based off of which you liek the look of more.
For class, I suggest either Lancer if you are more interested in physical classes, or Thaumaturge if you are more interested in magical classes. Both contain a specific very important skill in them that you will need to acquire, so if you end up not liking them, you still won't have wasted your time leveling them.
>>157086054i've been here too long
i think it's time to move on
im getting ready
>>157086069
Monk isn't so bad that no one will take you
But you will have to work harder to prove that you're worth losing a DRG or NIN for in a raid comp
>>157086069
If you're good people will still want you for groups.
>>157086301Move onto what?
>>157086430my life
goodbye
>>157085627
>Lowest raid DPS contribution of the 3 melee dps
I haven't played since 3.1 days. Did they get a big nerf or something? Last I remember they were top dps(like miles ahead of drg/nin) and everyone wanted their dick.
Anyone looking to get pet, pumped, then pregnant?Anyone know where I can go to watch people pump? Balmeme, ofc
>>157086509
stay safe friend
>>157086215
the fuck happened
>>157086510
They're top personally, but TA and disembowel/litany bring more to the table overall.
>>157086534What if I don't want to, but you force it on me...
why are you allowed to play the game when you do damage this shitty?
>>157086510
MCH/BRD got buffed which indirectly buffs DRG
NIN has always done more than them in terms of dps contribution due to trick attack
As far as personal DPS go monks are still top dog, they just don't contribute as much to the overall dps of a group
>>157086534pumped like a cumballoon yeah but no one likes to do it so forever unpumped
>>157086582
what do you mean? amber has always been insane
Who are some c@s on Balmung that are into bondage and asphyxiation?
How do you make the pain stop
>>157086717
Lots of people are into that, just most of them are subs
>>157086595
thatsmyfetish.jpg
>>157086717You have the power to change that!
>>157086625
my sub
>>157086849
Im aswitchso finding someone willing to swap is always a pain
>>157086594
>>157086629
I see i see, thanks
>>157084408ugly
>>157086802
Serys
F'telor
B'nhaka
Hark
>>157086814
distract yourself with something else
>>157086534
I like those. But who are you? Right now I can only see myself being touched by another specific cat.
>>157086509
Goodbye, anonWonder if this is who I think it is
>>157087037
>you'll never strangle the fuck out of B'nhaka until they piss themselves of pleasure
why live
>>157084408
Ugly and I still hate you.
>>157084750
pst...meria athera....
>>157087301
Go away Mado.
>>157086814
alcohol
>>157087304
Hate him enough to keep vauge posting good job dickhead
>>157085779
What?
>>157087374
This is Aaron falseflag
>>157087301
You can strangle me anon..
>>157086786
how can you tell though
>>157087301
id just strangle them dead because cats need to be executed for the greater good
>>157087437
Thats not even vagueposting. Its targeted and verifiable.
>>157086814
Just try to forget. I'm in the same boat, friendo.
>>157087582
they posted photos of cutting sentences into their arms because they weren't allowed in the xivg discord
Hello this is your order of one bushel of cats
>>157086298I'm more of a turn the thermostat down type of guy.
>>157087672
Why not post with avatar/name then?
>>157085961
if you want to start something that will guaranteed be useful to you no matter what you do in the game, you can start THM, LNC, or GLA, depending on if you want to do magic, melee or ranged DPS, or tanking.
otherwise just play what looks like fun.
>>157086814
Get yourself pumped or something
>>157087779I know you're an avatarfag and everything, but can I breed you?
>>157082725
welp. there's only one thing i'm known for eating.
>>157087864
Not worth the repercussions. Hes as bad as some of the stalkers on here and would never let it go.
>>157087948
anon, I'm a person like anyone else
>>157084901
Hey whats upare you a roe lover too
>>157086814
Dapper fantaso3o
>>157087991
Who does he stalk lol.
>>157087740
that was meria
>>157088090
He would if he knew the right target to strike down.
>>157084408
Who's butt you been sniffin?
>>157088171
Nope, sorry!
>>157087991
>too afraid to back up your claims and post your character
Another yellow bellied coward Balmongolid, no better than Chemo. Move on people.
Teach me how to git gud, anon.
>>157088190
JUST FUCKING EXPLAIN ALREADY
>>157088171
nah
>>157088051So yes?
>>157088281
>be skilled
>be well-spoken
>be relatively enjoyable to be around
done
>>157088256
>Weighing risk and reward is cowardice
What you practice is foolishness
>>157084901
I'm just busy during the week days
>>157088051
You don't kiss and tell do you?
>tfw you find out all of your ingame friends ERP
>>157087190
That was Bis Koi
Look at the picture
>>157088375
What you practice is insolence, and what you deal in is fear.
If you really believed in what you spoke of, you would come here arms at the ready.
So how are you faring, anon?
>>157088330
no guarantees, but maybe, I'm just playing tetris before I churn out a few more gubal hards
>>157088601
like lewd and tell someone who I lewded with? that's not my business, I'm just conscious of who drops by though becauseI don't like being tricked into erping with an ex
>>157087789
All sociopaths.
>>157088709
get away from godbert your whore
>>157088658
And accomplish what exactly?
I think I have finally understood why the breast size for females is so small.
>>157088805
>Neko
Hasnt posted in like months and keeps to himself and plays the game
>Sushi
Pure and sweet and hasnt done anything and almost never posts
>Raim
Same as above
>Myse
Same as above except decided to eb seto of all people
Post fanta collages
>>157088771
That have happened before? Why would and ex want to erp?
And no, I would be giving you my mains name but I would not want it to come out, for reasons.
give me the croissant lizards
>>157088771
Pleasure to help.
>>157088936
what the fuck is that
>>157088805
is sociopath just another buzzword thrown around here like nothing
>>157088971
Neko posted yesterday
>>157089013
because people are clingy
>>157089028
/pat I already knew, I'm playing tetris anyway atm
Oh my. Could it be love, and is it unrequited?
>>157089056
Yes
>>157089043
Scarlet Blade.
I took a gander to the character design. And decided that these kind of bodies got silly the more I thought about it. A moderate breast size works best, IMHO.
Holy fucking shit this thread is the most disgusting thing I've seen in a long time, what the fuck even is wrong with all of you get your shit together, christ fucking disgusting
>>157089065
That was Ada. Everyone likes to copy Nekos look, hell, even Paks did.
>>157089056
yes
your impossible ego fuck is like a megalomaniacal tab on my tongue
you fuckin touch me i will rip you apart
ill reach in and take a bite out of that SHIT YOU CALL A HEART
>>157089346
>making a generic brownc@ is copying neko
okay
>>157089361
MORE CROISSANTS
>>157089361
Do you need a hug or something?
Back from the dead
>>157089301
>Not the first post from this IP.
(You)
>>157089361
could you please be quiet for once, naaki
>>157089346
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/156953749/#156984508
>>157089196
It's only puppy love.
>>157088936
That's only when devs are lazy about making them look nice. Making them weird missiles that stick out of the chest doesn't work.
>>157089361
Who hurt you, who hurt you...
>>157089361
whats wrong elk?
Whatever happened to krabs
>>157089421
Feels like everytime someone makes a brown miqote its a 'neko clone' like he patented the idea or something.
>>157089421
There's generic and then there's Nekos look. They even use the same eyes shape, skin tone and hair as neko.
>>157089421
Either Neko or Kaori depending on how dark you chose to go.
>>157089563
he quit the game i think
>>157088936
Because it's realistic.
If people had the option to make it bigger, you bet almost everybody would have big melons and it'll be so common, it's boring.
>>157089559
as i close my eyes i feel it all slipping away
we all got left behind, we let it all slip away
>>157089463
>Not the first post from this IP.
I have literally never posted/been on /vg/ before and oh my fucking god I wasn't missing out on anything, heardpeople on /v/ FFXIV threads talk about how cancerous /xivg/ is needless to say they were right for once
>>157089361
slipknot isn't even all that heavy
>>157089535
>implying those look nice
And those look like missiles or nuke bombs, anon.
>>157089653
You realize most people played similar miqotes long before Neko and Kaori were even around posting right?
>>157089563
He's playing WoW afaik, that was where he came from originally
>>157089732
https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/search?q=xivg&restrict_sr=on&sort=relevance&t=all
sure dude
>>157089763
i dont care lol
>>157089732
$0.05 have been deposited into your account.
gobbie BOOM
FIRE PONY GETTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
>tfw been wiping to sophia ex for 2 weeks every single day
>Gotten so used to the fight i can do the whole thing without taking any excess damage
Im starting to not want to log on anymore
Is this patch fun?
Did she really need to go full Aerith?
As far as I understand the plot, she is gone to that planet of the Warrior of Darkness and won't be back in centuries.
>>157089847
Fuck off. Don't diminish their efforts.
>>157089887
At least pick a better band to post lyrics of, you fruit
>>157089530
And here is the Archive Autist.
>>157089826
They're just bouncing, they look weighty and aren't just beach balls taped to someone's chest.
>>157089682
Better for there to be more customization, who cares about realism in the anime catgirl mmo
>>157090010
Only for a few days, just like any other patch.
>>157090019
>planet
More like other dimension.
Also no, she's not coming back.
>>157090097
You're not even posting the good gifs.
>>157090019
She'll be back within the next expansion. We'll never be shut of her.
>>157090032
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL FACE
I HAVE FOUND IN THIS PLACE
THAT IS CIRCLING ALL ROUND THE SUN
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DREAM
THAT COULD FLASH ON THE SCREEN
IN A BLINK OF AN EYE AND BE GONE FROM ME
SOFT AND SWEET
LET ME HOLD IT CLOSE AND KEEP IT HERE WITH ME
AND ONE DAY WE WILL DIE
AND OUR ASHES WILL FLY FROM THE AEROPLANE OVER THE SEA
BUT FOR NOW WE ARE YOUNG
LET US LAY IN THE SUN
AND COUNT EVERY BEAUTIFUL THING WE CAN SEE
LOVE TO BE
IN THE ARMS OF ALL I'M KEEPING HERE WITH ME
WHAT A CURIOUS LIFE
WE HAVE FOUND HERE TONIGHT
THERE IS MUSIC THAT SOUNDS FROM THE STREET
THERE ARE LIGHTS IN THE CLOUDS
ANNA'S GHOST ALL AROUND
HEAR HER VOICE AS IT'S ROLLING AND RINGING THROUGH ME
SOFT AND SWEET
HOW THE NOTES ALL BEND AND REACH ABOVE THE TREES
OH HOW I REMEMBER YOU
HOW I WOULD PUSH MY FINGERS THROUGH
YOUR MOUTH TO MAKE THOSE MUSCLES MOVE
THAT MADE YOUR VOICE SO SMOOTH AND SWEET
BUT NOW WE KEEP WHERE WE DON'T KNOW
ALL SECRETS SLEEP IN WINTER CLOTHES
WITH ONE YOU LOVED SO LONG AGO
NOW HE DON'T EVEN KNOW HIS NAME
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL FACE
I HAVE FOUND IN THIS PLACE
THAT IS CIRCLING ALL ROUND THE SUN
AND WHEN WE MEET ON A CLOUD
I'LL BE LAUGHING OUT LOUD
I'LL BE LAUGHING WITH EVERYONE I SEE
CAN'T BELIEVE HOW STRANGE IT IS TO BE ANYTHING AT ALL
>>157089863
>Sera_Vjera.
>>157084862
That's good. Move away from Lily Hills. That place sucks.
>>157090219
Post butt
>>157090261
Why are you still here? Go kill yourself again but stay dead this time.
>>157090261
mittens...
>BLACKED.com
>game have 600 / 700 k subscribers
>patch content is superior to a whole demons xpac
>>157089863
>>157089905
Woooow, all of the wow, I live in the same world as all the people in this thread, just wow I am speechless, you're all sociopaths, rejected from society so you created your own virtual society how deep into the rabbit hole you guys fell, I hope you snap the fuck out of it and get back on track you lost souls
>>157090261
May the virgin Meria cast out this evil
>tfw developing an erp crush with someone
How to cope with this? No I'm not going to be creepy or anything just don't want to get addicted to too much lewd
>>157090186
I usually just go with that one because I gave it a name and it's easier to find.
>>157090479
amber post
So is people trying to steal the FC from the FC master while he is on leave common? I have had it happen at least twice in mine.
pls come back
im sorry for being moody
>>157090373
Almost died last night when I had too much energy drinks.
>>157090461
Is a shit Elezen.
>>157090490
Who?
>>157090557
If you keep taking extended absences they're well within their right to try and oust your ass.
>>157090492
That's all fine and good but always remember these words,"Do not always believe what you think." Don't over think things, don't let the little things get to you, keep control of your thoughts.
>>157089826
>this entire post
will bun bun race ever be released
>>157090492
Spread your erp out, don't put all of your eggs in one basket anon.
Abe
>abe spamming autist hour
i'm IN
>>157090679
who?
probably not me, but I could dream.
Abe
abe
>>157090713
>Who?
malnourished harmless swedish garden gnome
>>157090679
fuck off megu
Abe
Abe
>>157090721
Not my FC. The guy just had to take a 2 month leave. As soon as he left one guy tried to take control of the FC and have the absent FC master kicked ASAP. He left as soon as he saw it wasn't going to happen. Then another guy tried to do this too but he didn't expect the FC to return. So he left as well, along with all his cronies.
Abe
>>157090679
You made you bed, now lie in it.
>>157090535
Haven't watched this show, is it meant to be a comedy/parody?
If not, then why the fuck does a 16 year girl have such ridiculously large breasts?
>>157090786
>this reply
Abe
>>157090492
Bail. It's a terrible idea to get attached to the grown men you're e-fucking.
c-can.. can I have some attention..
>>157090679
okay
Abe
>>157091048
Here you go, buddy.
>>157091048
Post butt
>>157090557
>>157091048
>>157091048
>>157091048
>>157091048
It is back. Drive it out.
me
Abe
>>157090971
I mean, if you're on a server with limited housing, it's probably a pretty good way to get a free plot.
Abe
>>157091101
this is good cat
Is it possible to challenge other players to Triple Triad? I would assume it is, but have no idea how to go about it.
Abe
>>157091196
is cute
>>157090785
>>157090819
>>157091037
Thanks for the insightful advice anons. I'll be sure to proceed with caution
>>157091183
Well, all large FC houses are already taken. Only the medium sized remain at inflated prices. So I guess I can see your point.
Abe
>>157091037
Why is it so bad really? It will end so will everything and most of the time does are not nice. But why not enjoy the moment. As long as you know it's just something online.
Abe
>>157091303
>As long as you know it's just something online.
NONE of you have that ability
>>157091113
Thank you friend..
>>157091114
My butt isn't very cute..
who's the master of ultrash ls? who do I whisper to get an invite?
Abe
>abe spamming his name to stay relevant
>>157090679
fuck off you annoying mess of a person
>>157091001
It's played pretty straight. It's just your average paranormal/weird anime, just one of the girls happens to have giant boobs.
>>157091382
Naka Flocka
Abe
To all the people who make brown characters, what race did you have in mind when you did so?
Daughter's ahegao face
>>157090492
Just imagine the person IRL being as disgusting as me and you should achieve turn-off mindset in no time.
>>157091245
Yes, you just have to be in areas where Triple Triad can be played (there will be a message in the chat log stating when you enter a zone or specific area.) All of Gold Saucer+Battle Hall have player battles, then select areas in cities like The Quicksands allow you to duel. You can also duel inside houses/apartments/private chambers where a Triple Triad board furniture piece has been placed.
To challenge someone, just right click / bring up player options while targeting them and "Challenge to a Normal Match" should be listed. You can even customize what rules (or lack thereof) you want.
Abe
>>157091365
Shana Tsunderie
>>157091352
In the back off my head I do.
Ate a pair of avacados to get more in character with my midlander avatar
Abe
>>157091435
>calling naka by his slave name
???
kill yourselves
>>157091525
Abe
>>157091365
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/linkshell/25614222880740371/
>>157091234
I miss her.
Abe
>>157091569
why is that my slave name
>>157091525
what...?
Abe
Abe
>>157091623
nice bp
Abe
>>157091591
>sushi jumpman in ultrash ls
>>157091623
>that bulge
OwO
Hello
>>157091760
Does BP in this context mean bulging panties or boypussy?
>>157091825
I wanna kiss Sushi's legs!
Abe
>>157091572
>>157091830
this meltdown is shaping up to be a monster
This is important, male or female Potato?
>>157091927
neither, pick a different race
ERP is sociopath closet faggots
Abe
>>157091623
It is not your original name... you were forced to change it...therefor your slave name, my queen.
>>157091927
Abe
Abe
>>157091987
i was only forced to the first time though
Abe
^^
Abe
>>157091871
>le DRAKN circlejerk
*yaaawwnnn*
Abe
>>157091927
Male potatos are easier to make look cute, but a good femlala looks way better than a good lalaboi.
>>157092104
I just want to smother their smooth brown legs all over with my lips from thigh to toe!
>>157092095
Abe
Abe
>>157091623
Naka spent 3 hours trying to get that bulge perfect
Abe
>>157092058
MY QUEEN...f-forgive me... FORGIVE ME!
Abe
>>157092169
shanapost
>>157092239
You think he stroked it?
>>157092169
Flat Chest you can stop posting whenever you fucking cringe lord.
does anyone want to eb me...
>>157091927
They are both pretty good anon, pick for yourself instead of taking someone else's preference
>>157092357
Abe
>>157092159
lala boys are shit
Abe
>>157092401
who is abe?
Abe
>>157092357
Not before I know you better. Are you nice?
Abe
>>157092354
>tfw you corrupted flat chest
i could have stopped it...
>>157092421
>pedo who wants baby oil rubbed on him calling lalas shit
???
>>157091825
I wanna snuggle Sushi's legs!!
>>157092564
what?
Abe
>>157092514
I'm very nice! I taught a sprout how to BLM earlier today!!
>>157092421
Look at this spicy memer. Look at him and realizehis opinion is valid even if presented in a needlessly negative manner
>>157091468
You're a normal white guy though.Would drink beer with and make take advantage of your states cheese
>>157092169
>That
>Brown
This is going too far. Their tone is seriously 'white girl who goes outside for a day'
Abe
>>157092558
You corrupted Flat as well? How many times has he been "corrupted"?
Who drinks stout here while they play ffxiv?
Abe
>>157092664
That is actually pretty nice. A good teacher will make a good husband.
>>157092724
Igot him into DRAKN
>>157092631
>I didnt p-post super c-cringey stuff in the past guys! i-i swear!
???
>>157092746
Abe
>>157092251
ur weird
>>157092724
Ever since he transferred. Probably more than a few times now.
>>157092746
> Beer.
Abe
>>157092746
Not the biggest fan of Stoutbut I'll hit some shots of Jeager like an edgelord
>>157092884
Abe
>>157092821
ye but it was clarified that it was a meme
or does it not work that way since its me instead of one of ur autist friends
Abe
>>157092818you're lying. becasue I know who actually did that.
>>157092869
Balmung really does change people.
>>157092956
Abe
>>157092687
I almost always have a few cases of these in my fridge and am happy to share. And always plenty of good cheese available from nearby dairies and factories.
>>157092917
knock off jaeger is the WORSTdrink wine like a civilised person
>>157092980yes and it was probably me
>>157092814
Are you nice..?
Abe
>mfw I just finished my first ERP session.
It was really good but I can't help to feel like the biggest degenerate right now.
>>157092956
>it was just a meme guys!
LOL
>>157093021
I still need to get used to the taste of wine.
>>157092917
I can't drink Jaegar straight up unless I chase it with some coke soda or something
>>157093056lair.
7 decides cat or midlander
>>157093016
My nigga. I live like 20 mins away from that brewery.
Which is worse, people who ironic fake erp or actually erp and are honest about it?
>>157093016
aint that the stuff the guys on redlettermedia drink?
>>157093171
nope it was before i lefti dont actually care about this corruption shitposting i am just memeposting
>>157093105
Are you on Balmung? I'm still pretty new to it and hate doing it with experienced people, would you want to do it sometime?
>>157093212
the people that care too much about what others do
>>157092993
Yup it changed me too. I tend to go on erp sprees and this is coming from a normie who had no idea erp was a thing a year ago
>>157093156
Same
>>157093156
may I recommend muscato to get you into it? very very sweet and fruity. Alternatively a good new zealand sauvignon blanc should be worth a shot.
Alternatively: buy cheap wine. Half and half with soda or lemonade and possibly a bit of elderflower cordial.
>>157093272
Yeah Poland could just ignore Germany in WWII. Ignoring things totally makes the problem go away.
kill yourself:)
>>157093304
>tfw will never get to take jaegar shots with anon
>>157093075
I'm always trying my best to be nice. I do like to help and give.
>>157093212
Abe
>>157093283
Are you me? Or is this really that common?
>>157093404
>comparing internet posts to a world war
lmao
Abe
>>157093465
No clue. I erp like there's no tomorrow for a day or two then take it easy for a short while. Then the cycle repeats.
>>157093404
i didn't think you were this dumb but you proved me wrong real fast
>>157093419
What server are you on?
Abe
>>157092993
>tfw people said I was going to be corrupted before I rolled my alt on Balmung
>Never happened
>>157093575
Abe
>>157093618
ok lily
>>157093416Maybe not in person but over the net is a total possibility, anon.
>>157093363
As long as it's not too expensive to share with friends I'm down for anything. I got some of my friends to try out stout and I think wine would be a good alternative.
Is it really okay to mix the two? No clue how much wine can get you buzzed or drunk. I am pretty lightweight though.
Abe
Abe
>>157092993
>Still not corrupted
I'm indifferent.
Abe
>>157093618
No one knows who you are, we don't have enough information about you. But it's safe to assume that if you post here you ERP.
>>157093575
If you ask people here, they would say it's the server that brings the worst out off people.Balmung
>>157093653
Did I just get memed...
Abe
>>157093692Get help
>>157093618
>tfw I got to pet this cat and talk to them.
Thanks for the chat dark cat.
>>157093262
I'm still feeling a little conflicted about it all and I would also like to find one person I can dedicate myself to as I'm loyal cute miqo'te!
>>157093806
It's Lily/Selhai/Rena
>>157093695
wine is pretty bad. you're drinking something like 2-3 times stronger than beer and you tend to drink large amounts of it. BUT it's a really really nice buzz and wine is a very sociable drink.
I had red wine and beautiful steak at an argentinian steak house and I have never had a food experience like it before now.
>>157093775
I gained a Chinese counterfeit and some new friends, but otherwise no change.
>>157093830
>Not drinking with your buds on discord
why tho
Abe
>>157093775
>tfw you know how to corrupt this elf but you just don't want to
>>157093830
Don't bully the jaegar anon
>>157093692
One day maybe. I already know who this is so it's highly possible
Abe
Abe
>>157093667
>>157093882
Anons, pls. I'm not Lily/Seihai/Rena
>>157093806 is right. Nobody knows who I am
>>157093841
No problem, anon. I had fun as well.
>>157093817
Oh..
Seemed like such a nice person too....
is this normal
it said 9 minutes
is primal this dead
>>157094081
yeah
Abe
>>157093208
I'm a little under 3 hours away from New Glarus.
>>157093214
RLM is in Milwaukee, WI and yes I believe its one of their faves as well. Its pretty good and my beer of choice too.
Abe
>>157093860
dedicate yourself to me! you dont have to tell anyone you do it. im a cute miqote as well, go figure!
Abe
>>157093882
those are three separate people you idiot
>/xivg/ - Alcohol and President Lincoln General
>>157094174
The three of you all act and behave the same.
Abe
bright
Abe
>>157094076
If I have been able to stay nice, don't you think very nice then?
Aren't you Awena?? I know you're nice and all but we can't EB!
>>157094217
What is that supposed to mean? Sure, Lily and Rena are psychopaths but Seihai has never done anything wrong.
Abe
Abe
>>157093965
^^ We can chat it up sometime if you'd likethat is if we haven't already but if you do know who it is then we probably have :33
>>157094303
Okay, Seihai
>>157094278
I'm not Awena! I don't even know who that is.. I don't play on Balmung anyway
>>157092993
i haven't changed at all
a series of a series of a series of a series of seriies a series ofa series of aseirs rof sa ss series of
Abe
who was the 16th president of the united states?
>>157094217
>>157094303
Lily and Rena are trash, nice facade people. Seihai just hangs out with the wrong people.
>>157094393
Serieses.
>>157094393
Abe
>>157093962
Bullshit, I'm incorruptable.
But you're welcome to try.
>>157094430
Gadsden
Abe
Does anyone wanna hang out at my apartment and chat about stuff? I got lots of cakeno bullies
/^(Abe)$/;
Abe
Aika
>>157094110
well fuck
it finally popped after i posted this and the tank is running past mobs and opening chests
what the fuck lol
Aika
Aika
/^(Aika)$/;
Abe
>>157094471
What if I fanta'd toDagoth Ur?
Abe
>>157094442
Why is Lily trash?
>>157094375
That's a shame. Good luck finding your EB, friend.
Aika
/^(Colin)$/;
>>157094345We already have but you'll never know who i am!
>>157094547
Abe
best boipucci NA comin to balmung
>>157094720
good lookin out anon
>>157094547
I guess that excludes me...
>>157094145
You need to have a really cute miqote, be able to command and order me around while being really dominant and you need to be worthy to serve.
>>157094754
Naka is already on Balmung
Tsunderie
>>157091927
both are very adorable, but I prefer female ones generally
>>157094754
SABIN??????
>>157094471
*waves afemroein your face*
heh, git corrupted kid
>>157094678
Sh-shit. That's cheating, and there's not a good enough mask anyhow.
>>157094830
>>157094145
>>157093860
/terag/ tier posts
Tsunderie
Tsunderie
Shanaika Tsundial
>>157094867
Ugly.
Abe
>>157094795
I'll revoke your bully status for tonight
Aika
>>157094795
I want Pins to bully me!
Tsunderie
Ron
Ron
Ron Weasley!
>>157094993
I'm already in a party though nerd!
>>157095029
Does ignoring you count?
>>157094831
>>157094880
dunno who those people are but i guaranteed mine is better
>>157094898
>loh is a gay elfman
Thanks.
Femroes are pretty great though.
>>157094547
where's your mask
>>157094830
i bet you anything my miqote is cuter than yours and im a bully so i got the dominant thing down.
>>157095128
No it does not! I need full contact bullying.
Tsunderie
>>157094727pls don't do this to me...pls talk to me ;_;
Holy shit how can Abe be so autistic
Tsunderie
>>157094616
the TANK JUST USED THE LIMIT BREAK
WE WEREN'T EVEN FIGHTING ANYTHING
"Kool" HE SAYS
IS THIS REAL LIFE
LMFAO.
>>157095238
Sorry, no can do
Tsunderie
>>157095307
Even if I send you a tell?
Tsunderie
Tsunderie
>>157095112
underrated post
>>157095260
what did he do now?
Tsunderie
>>157095250Nope, I'm just going to ignore you from now on, you don't deserve my chitchat.
Tsunderie
Tsunderie
>>157095350
Who are you tho?
Tsunderie
>>157095543
Someone who likes girlcock.
>>157095543
Abe
>>157094442
whats up with Rena anyway... they seem to be pretty nice
Is Lamia dead? I just logged on for the first time in a long time and both cities I've been in are almost empty
Tsunderie
Abe
>>157095582
please don't tell me that this cutielander has a penis..
>>157095604
lol
>>157095128
>I'm already in a party though nerd!
I knew it, you are a bully..
>>157095172
I lost it
Lavender beds ward 10 room 43
>>157095480Well when you put it like that you're likely right ;w;
I hope we can talk again sometime...
>>157092993
>tfw set out with intention to corrupt pure ebin
>ended up being purified instead
thanks meria you bastard
Tsunderie
>>157095617
yes
both starting cities except limsa are dead on most servers though
>>157095582
That's 90% of the general you silly goose
>>157095671
>Soft
Of course they do.
>Fanfest around the corner
>Daily amount of fapping to traps and cute boys increased drastically
>Would rather have sex with cuteboys instead of girls if possible at Vegas
I don't feel gay.
Slowly going insane from a lack of contact while fishing all day in silence. Sure wish my PC didn't die. [REELING NOISES]
>>157095721
Alright, how about someone that wants to love *your* girlcock?
> Everyone has Sophic weapons.
Is it really as easy as they say.
>>157095885
>yfw you will get the stratos bp at fanfest
I'm so happy
>>157095672
can you explain
>>157095952
What.
>>157095952
yes, even some of the worst players in this general were clearing if not farming the first few days
>>157095954
I would like some bp also, but don't have any secured ones...
>>157095952
Yes, also it's been two weeks. Most people had their Seph/Nid weapons, or clears at the very least within 2 weeks
>>157095952
The easiest way is to kill yourself.
>>157095952
>>157096006
Every primal has been easy
It's a matter of trying at all
>>157095952
Abe
raiding in this game is more dead than wildstar
Abe
>>157096094
no shit, they always die within hours of the servers coming up and are farmed by good players relatively quickly but each primal has become easier than the last since thordan.
Dumbledore!
>>157096107
>doing old raids
>complains about no one doing them
good job my dude
>>157094898
Please refrain from using my people as objects of corruption.
>>157095157
They sure are.Hopefully I get Koenbryda come reset so I can have the full box set.
>>157096107
>content that was made irrelevant a 2 years ago
you're an idiot
>>157096107
Shocking that people don't queue for years' old content that can be cleared in seconds with an unsynced party made in PF
>>157096107
nobody does those in duty finder, make a party finder
(You)
>>157095674
Just a little bit
>>157095948
Going to have to tell me your name then!
>>157090219
Nice spot.
>>157096187
that's because thordan was the first hard/interesting primal since titan
every ex primal before thordan besides titan ex was plenty easy
>>157096272
>a 2 years ago
job good duder my
>>157096324
I'm too self-conscious now... sorry!
>>157095954
That shit is on lockdown there's no way you're breaking his shield.
>>157096324
>>157096409
Don't worry anon I'll milk them for you, I just have to get on Balmung first..
Totodi is objectively the best squadron member.
Anyone up for some ERP in about 2 hours? Futa switch here.
>>157096107
Well it's outdated content after all
>>157096332
Ramuh was up there with Titan and Thordan, although it was a T7 style of difficulty where it was easy up until the exact second that it was an unrecoverable wipe.
Can't wait for Trump to win so people like that shitty purple au ra get BTFO and sent back.
>>157095180
Bullying is wrong.
>>157096546race? what genders do you like?
>>157096546Only if you're not on Balmung.
>>157096580
Is grape ra a mexican?
Please tell me it's that /hands on hip blankpost retard
There once was a nigga pretending to be a tranny-Croatian
Who announced his suicide to the nation
He said "I will die" and made that faggot Moof cry
But it looks like he was just on vacation.
>>157096546
II would be in 20 minutes for about 50 minutes if you let me craft during it. rip
>Doing Snowcloak with French tank that does not listen on what to do on the Yeti boss.
>>157096489
how do i get her i need her
>>157096770
>craft during it
what a shitty erper
>>157096787
You can brute force that fight, it just takes like 10 minutes.
>>157096770
I'm game
>>157094547
>Visit lala
>Get put in the fire
This was a terrible mistake.
>>157096409
What am I going to do? laugh at you?
>>157096770
Can I feel you up while you craft and make you miss good procs
>>157096898
>tfw would rather dick this futa
>>157096898
Y-yeah... T_T
>>157096770
can i lick you in 20 minutes instead?
>>157096963
I mean that would happen regardless because I always do this thing where I hit the hasty touch rapidly but try to hold the button and drag to cancel if I see a good/excellent proc in time. It's painful because the hasty I always fail to stop in time ends up failing.
>>157096842
soz
>>157096852
maybe, I'll at least glamour my craft gear for a bit
>>157097070
sensual
Make sure to remind your recruits who is in charge!
>>157097154
Ruki no!
>>157097138
Make this macro
/ac "Precise Touch"
/ac "Hasty Touch"
or
/ac "Tricks of the Trade"
/ac "Hasty Touch"
or
/ac "Precise Touch"
/ac "Basic Touch"
>>157097154
Dang thats a nice shot
>>157097005
Nah that's not my style!
Nights without rum really are the worst.
>>157097253
well I'm not botting them, and since I use muscle memory to craft 4* with 480 cp, I more often than not want to be very cautious of how much I precise and what not, if I don't save enough cp for rapid synths then I'm fucked, it's a matter of just me paying attention really, nothing else
>>157097305
You're not even online now... or you're in a duty.
>>157091468
Thanks for the detailed info. Looks like I should start collecting cards after all, could be a fun occasional diversion from the grind.
>>157096001
What.
>>157096006
> Shitter healers who keep dying in Creator runs have Sophic weapons.
>>157096071
Of course.
>>157096094
I'm anti-social as shit. I don't really want to bother with PF or RF.
>>157097428
>please carry me
fuck off
>>157097154
This is actually a pretty nice capture.
>>157097154
Midlander are so sexy when they want to be.
>>157097396
macro rather, bot is the incorrect term
>>157097425
No problem, I like collecting TT cards myself despite how BS it can get.
>>157097396
>4 star synths with Muscle Memory
Absolute madman
>>157097625
>midlanders
>>157097663
You can macro 4 star synths with muscle memory if you have 1022 crafts and 477 CP
Post cute c@s
which chestpiece should i get for blm
>>157097773
I didnt mean it in a negative light
>>157097596
> Carry me in a fight I don't want to do.
I have been asked at least ten different times if I wanted to do it, even just now, while sitting on the ERP bench.
If I wanted to get carried, I'd simply buy one
>>157097861
c shift+2
>>157097896
then stop talking about it
> Jamal appears.
> Amber scampers away into hiding.
Wew.
>>157097926
Who is that slut in the background?
>>157097943
> Don't mention things about the game.
Ah yes, I forgot where we are.
>>157098018
/hands on hip
/blankposts at you
Hi
>>157097428
>I don't really want to bother with PF or RF.
I don't either but trying to do it through Duty Finder is about as fun as pulling out your fingernails with a pair of pliers.
>>157097943
have to visit the general to complain about this game that i don't enjoy every single patch even though i know very well that it hasn't and won't change :///
>replying to vjamal
You guys just never learn, do you?
>>157098026
keep low key begging idiot
>>157097397
Pony farming right now but another time!
>>157098075
> I don't either but trying to do it through Duty Finder is about as fun as pulling out your fingernails with a pair of pliers.
I like to suffer. This is the only enjoyment I get out of this game.
This headband jewel thing is cute
>>157097861
>>157097154
Popping their heads off with your thighs doesn't seem to be good form of positive reinforcement.
Should I buy a $250 perfume
>>157097879
please respond
>>157096607Midlander, female/futa/traps are okay
>>157096645
Sorry, I am.
>>157097861
>>157098467
Hell yeah
>>157098467
Are you going to woo an ebin at Fan Fest? If so, yes.
>>157098519name?
>No one wants to talk to me on xiv
>Even after they asked me for help with something, they don't reply back when I ask whats up
>>157098519
RIP, have fun anyway.
>>157097861
>>157098215
Another time... Perhaps I won't be so shy in the future.
>>157097926
cute
>>157098346
cute
>>157098529
cute
>>157098626
cute
Why don't more Au'Ra's use the face 2 option. Am I the only one that actually finds that one the best instead of option 1?
wait is it bad to not use crafting macros
>>157096876
It didn't have to be this way
>>157098880
the only good thing about face 3 is the horns
>>157098880
Personally I like face 2 a lot, I'm just trying face 1 for a bit right now.
>>157098638
I'm looking forward to it!
>>157098892
If you want to maintain your sanity, then yes use them. But never use them on crafts that matter like 250 gear.
>>157098941
oops meant 2
face 3 horns are ugly
>>157098892
no, its faster, its just you have to invest more of your time depending how you see that
>>157099001
what the frig did you say about croissants you basterd
>>157098892
I use them for crafts that need makers mark because it's annoying
>>157097861
fat
Yo, If I leave the a free company what happens to my room?
>>157099142
poof
Fuck sakes the saw is almost as big as I am now
>>157099142
You have to demolish the room before you can leave.
Or maybe it auto-demolishes when you leave since there was that one FC that held people hostage, I forget if they did anything about that.
But the room won't be there when you leave.
>>157099001
Don't you hate on my original recipe you FRICK
meria is my fav swede in this thread
pick your autist swede edition
>>157099227
naaki please take me back
>>157099142
You have to empty it out and demolish it before you can leave.
If you get kicked, the room is demolished and the stuff in it goes to an npc where you can collect it later.
>>157098904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhy64U8q8MY
>>157099173
I just did it all up today but now I'm feeling extremely antisocial and want to leave jeez.
>>157099248
mittens post
>>157099248
ok i'm ready 4 u pls love me again
>>157098568
so talk to them first
>>157099348
naaki..........naaki....... i'll never betray you again.........
>>157099248
how many ebins has naaki dated
>>157099436
too many to count
>>157099390
that's a good boya now gimme ur paypal
where are you soft cats at
>>157099539
>>157099562
lewd
>>157097861
>>157099562
I want to punish this cat with my dick
>>157099539
What up?
>>157099849
I'm going to tribute this.
>>157099849
yes please... who do I send a tell to ?
>>157099849
ign?
>>157099648
mhm
>>157099818
mhm
>>157099849
delete
>>157099919
stop
>>157099818
actually send me a tell right NOW (me on the left)
>>157099919
Post it
>>157099934P'roci Tia
>>157099849
sure
where was the person that wanted to watch me craft
>>157099849
How do you even give a blowjob over the Internet?
>>157100024
Not online
>>157100060
where there's will, there's a way
What's it like to be pumped?
>>157100180
ask my bf shana tsunderie
Do you have the right person..? A.T...
>>157100236
sry I only do pumping
>>157100180
ask my bf aika tsunderie
>>157100163
Do you pretend to do with your characters or is it only doing stuff like "I'm XXX your XXX now".
Sorry for asking but just a little curious about how this ERP thing works.
>>157100374
the former
do au ras like having their tails pulled
>>157100024
Give us an imgur!
>>157100536
Not really, man. It just upsets me mostly.
>>157100374
I slowly drape my Haurchefant over your Warrior of Light....
>>157100536
no
>grown man hour
>>157100615
>>157100628
fuck, maybe that's why I have no friends
>>157100626
This made me laugh a lot more than it should've
>>157098519
>>157098565where did you go?
pleasseee tell me what caster chest/pants to get for blm i dont know anything about anything
>>157100628
why do you comment on erp posts
Kys mm
>>157100758
alexandrian for both
>>157100626
So what you're saying is you want him Zephirinside you?
>>157100536
I wish male au ra would pull on my female au ra's tail and call me a nerd
>>157100758
you want to get alexandrian coat of casting, if not that then crafted, if not that then the i240 chest will do, the rule of black mage if it doesnt have spell speed its bad unless the ilvl gain heavily outweighs the loss of SS
Have a thread.
>>157100821
>>157100821
>>157100821
>>157100536
I'd rather have an au ra "tail" flopping over my face
>>157099138
I want to marry this cat...
>internet "dating"
>>157100470
I've always gotten the impression that it's more like you just tell your partner to do X stuff instead of actually roleplaying a little with your characters.
Guess I'll have to try it out, is it common to find people that want to ERP without and of the futa crap and such? Just forbidden Yuri love that will say.
>>157097312
I know that feel anon, just ran out yesterday
>>157101079
If you're telling the other guy behind his screen how to masturbate, you're having cybersex. If you two are creating a story about your characters in the game world, you're roleplaying erotically.
>>157101289
But 99% of the players are playing female characters...but it's always di**s involved. I've never gotten that part.
>>157101554
Fetishes are weird anon, I don't know what to tell you.
>>157101691
Alright, thanks!