Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General /xivg/

i still love you.

au ra girlcock

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Donate a (You)?
It's for a good cause.

>>157012195
Shut up, vagueposter.

Can you have multiple pending enlistment papers if so, can you just cycle through them?

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HELLO

>>157012225
>10 20 2013
How about you stop posting with your tired gimmick my dude.

>>157012257
yes
no

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I like this thread.
Roestar Stamp of Approval
*stamp sound*

Is there even anything to do in this patch besides savage.

>>157012225

>>157012264
In squids we stuff.

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>>157012403
no >:(

>>157012440
Why did you pretend to kill yourself?

>>157011176
I'll be your gf. Are you cute?

>>157012440
I dunno, stuffed squid can be pretty nice. You should try it.

>>157012365
Ow!

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>>157012471
ther's vjera not me wtf

>>157012509
squids are not for stuffing or eating

>>157012365
Did you stamp them with the head of your 2 foot horsecock?

>>157012627
i want to stuff this squid with cum and then eat it out of her

Where's that cute cat with the purple highlights and glasses?

>>157012627
No, squids are definitely for eating

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abc 123 please klill me

Please post fat croc tails

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bring out ye dead

>>157012627
you are vjera

>>157012368
crafting new gear or something

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>>157012776
ok senpai where you at?

>>157012826
Something something Thaumaturge

>>157012776
elk no

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Master your ass!

Anyone got any femelezen or other Highlander recruits? I know of one other Highlander, she has face 4.

>>157012561
{/chuckle}

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>>157012823

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>>157012694
>>157012754
NO

>>157012827
does that mean i get money for free?
plz give me money
i want to be able to afford videogames without having to work

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c@s

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I'm liking the new camera options.

>>157012892
>Shrekroe quoting Robbaz.
I'm glad I decided to look in /xivg/ today.

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If I transfer to Balmung would it be easy to find a partner/mistress I can be loyal to and serve without having to go through a lot of drama and bullshit?

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>>157012953
'w'

>>157012936
Yes. Squids are delicious and it's almost a crime not to eat them. The only issue is getting good squid depending on the fish markets near you. I recommend you try it

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lf face 3 female au ra to orbit

must like dhalmels and possessiveness

please submit your applications in the usual location

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>>157013041
pst

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>>157012953

>>157012936
yes mistres

>>157013041
Come to gilgamesh and I shall be yours.

>>157013041
>easy to find a partner/mistress
Yes, if you're not too shy.

without having to go through a lot of drama and bullshit?
Ehhhhh, it'll be hit or miss.

>>157013041
shirou no

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who /forgot to bring a wedding gift/ here

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>>157012953

>>157013194
>please let me mommy you!
Fuck off degenerate

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OP I can get behind.

Anyone want to suffer with me and queue for 4v4 Feast on Aether? I just want these damn challenges out of the way.

>>157013179
Nice chat size, nerd

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>>157013080
squids are cute

>>157013126
also giveme gil too
and affection

>>157013253
Behold! A complete idiot!

>>157012694
cringey

Ast lala, yes or no? Wanna heal, but, like, don't wanna level up arcanist to be one of the others right now. Maybe down the line.

>>157013259
is that a fucking tranny?

>>157013335
Fuck off already

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>>157012953
´w`

>>157013341
yes yes yes
lala casters/healers are the best

>>157013259
is there an easy way to do that without being on faerie with you?

>>157013041
I got collared when I transferred to Balmung and I'm a happy pet....

>>157013079
>tfw this cat would probably give you this look during sex and make jokes about the size of your penis

>>157013318
Sure, but they taste nice, too. Admire them, but eat them, too

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>>157013253
You said that though, not me!

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>>157013041
>tfw no mistress outside of Balmung

>tfw have a crush on your best in-game friend but they're taken so you can't and don't say anything so it's not awkward
cool

>>157013412
A double idiot for thinking anyone would listen to an idiot!

youtube selfie

>>157013416
XD NAKA BP!!!!!!

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>>157013287
i dont need to be able to read chats in order to see qt cats being married

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Shit

>>157013479
*backs away slowly*

>>157013416
naka smelly brown asshole covered in dried shit

>>157013445
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/156801575/#156825473

I said fuck off degenerate

>>157013495
Meanwhile, dude with a spear really standing out

>>157013543
*pushes you into wood chipper*

>>157013416
Naka shitbox

>>157013450
where do you have alts

Mado thinking he's high shit again. (no pun intended)

Someone post the piss stained diapers commission.

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>>157013594
Well best you can do is hit that report button, friendo. I'm also filterable.

>>157013079
I beat to beat the shit out of this cat!

>>157013594
And here is the Archive Autist, rearing his ugly head.

Are there any desynth guides more updated than the old one here?
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/181498-Desynthesis-Endgame-Guide

>>157013594
Oh hey its archive autist.
Learn to filter you triple idiot

>>157012897
THICC

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>>157013479
>>157013545
>>157013630
>>157013660
lol

>>157013594
blown the fuck out lol

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>>157013418
Queues are over 30 minutes right now so we'd more than likely end up in the same game just queuing regularly. I just want those two extra shots at a recruit I want before reset but I doubt I'll get enough games in at this point, just giving it a chance.

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>>157013683
here's my commission with mado

>>157013724
what does that mean??

>>157013859
god youre insufferable

>>157013859
Gimme da buss

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r8 my strange creature from underground

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>>157013157
I'm quite shy which is why I would want someone I can serve who orders me around. The problem with this is that it would make no sense if I was the one initiation the first contact,

>>157013419
>I got collared when I transferred to Balmung and I'm a happy pet....
How did this happen, did they come to you or the other way around?

>>157013931
enjoy the 5th (You)

>>157013945
nyo

>>157014050
Requires a visit to the office.

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>>157012953
meow

tfw no lala bf

>>157014050
>Bowie

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>>157014050
That is a deliciously creamy and punky femelezen you've got there. I approve!

>>157014136
Mafuyu is cute!

>>157013945
Do the wheels on the buss go round and round?

>creamy
what did it mean by this?

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>>157012953

>>157014285
oh shit mado btfo

how will she ever recover from this, anon?

>>157014285
DELETE THIS

>>157014306
I want to submit to this meowstress!!

>>157014162
my first character when ARR went into open beta was actually a male elezen named Ziggy Thaumaturge

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>>157012953

>>157014306
go bed dork

>>157014361
oiri can't dom shit

>>157014285
Wow, How will mado ever recover from this expertly crafted shitpost!

>>157014306
hurry before my priest sees u

>>157014408
if ur so tough tell me to do it on discord u wont

>>157014285
doing this ironically doesn't make you any less of an autist

>>157014365
Did you have the star tattoo?

>>157014285
Wow. you really are an autistic shitbag huh?

>this mad their "mommy" is getting defamed
LMAO

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>>157014050
I'd like her lips not so wide. Their thickness is fine. Overall, would abduct.

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>>157014285
good job

>>157014306
ma'amstress

>>157014486
yea im a basic bitch

i thought there would be a lightning bolt but there wasn't

>this mad the autist is getting btfo'd
LMAO

>>157014285
There it is. The diapey no wipey. I always knew when you set foot into that pampered hut you blue pilled deep into degeneracy.

>>157013915
>>157012095
It means I want to get on top of you and choke you out until you die!

>>157014654
Yeah you really showed us

>>157014658
>The diapey no wipey
is it even possible to type this with a straight face

>>157013417
Ok, littlest brown lala ast will be made as soon as I get THM to 26 for swiftcast.

>tfw playing as a gearing 60 tank is fucking unfun as fuck

In 4 mans its manageable but it sucks when the DPS has around the same HP as you. Literally have to spam flash or I will lose aggro. But in 24 mans it gets stupid

>wiping city
>forgall
>have to tank the add with the huge tail cleave
>hits me for this breath attack that hits me for about 35%+ every other attack
>healer heals his butt buddy and forgets about me
>die
>boss cleaves like half of the raid and spreads concussion
>do the fucking raid all day and only get like 1 piece of fending gear

How the hell people deal with this shit on release?

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>>157012953
Happy c@

>>157014750
For normal people, no.

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Why does this puglist keep taking agro from me as a gladiator on PotD? I'm trying my hardest but he keeps taking it mid fight and then I can't get it back

>>157014762
>gayfuccboi.webm
FTFY

>>157014754
by having 220 prototype midan gear, 220 crafted gear, and 230 tomestone gear, with some people having 240 savage gear.

>>157014798
because glad sucks ass till 30

>>157014762
who is this catboy and does he like weiners

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>>157011367
>Mpreg
Never accuse me of liking such disgusting things ever again

>>157014879
40, and that's pld with sword oath.

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>>157014584
same but there really arent many options

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>>157012823

>>157014941
if ftelly virile enough to get proci mpreg

>>157014971
Cute lizard

>>157014943
I'm retarded, shield oath.

I was thinking about getting back into FF14, maybe starting over (wasn't far into the game). What NA servers are pretty low-drama for someone that mostly wants to faff about and do profession stuff while chatting with a guild? Didn't get too far before because I don't really like just using LFG for doing the story dungeons and I hadn't gotten in an FC. Kinda want to do healing, but also more summoner shit as well (don't have heavensward yet either). I'd probably mostly play solo except for the required dungeons anyway.

>>157015024
proci loves mpreg

>>157014879
>>157014943
I am lvl 50 in potd though :c outside world I'm level 17, just recently starting out

>>157014798
Could be the difference in your weapons.
Check what level your aetherpool arm is and what his is

>>157014084
Fair enough, I wish you good luck in acquiring a proper partner.

>>157015071
he loves the smeg

>>157014584
can you stop being such a creep?

I'm a shitter with no static or fc.

I'm gathering that the scripture chest for my class (monk) is bad. But since I'm a shitter with no group, I'm pretty sure I won't ever even see a12s, where the bis chest is. Is the scripture chest so awful I should get something crafted instead if my goal is to eventually get into a static? Or is it not worth worrying about?

>>157015051
Cute anon

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>>157015024
Stop being gross!!
I just want to play video games

>>157015132
smeggy preggies

>>157015079
Yeah, you won't really hold aggro until you actually unlock paladin and get shield oath. monk and dragoon can deal lots of damage at all levels.

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>SCH in PotD
>no SCH skills
>all stats in mind
>can't cleric stance yet
>ruin casts too slow and deals too little damage
>spend the first 10-20 floors contributing literally nothing because hardly anyone needs heals and when they do the fairy takes care of it
>still get comms

>>157014602
last word, idiot????

>>157015079
put shield oath on, shield lob to pull, use flash as it runs up and do halone combo, flash more and scorn

>>157015071
procipru's tight boypus >w<

>>157014863
So around release you could potentially be 220-230 for weeping?

Here I am 205 and losing aggro in tanks stance to the mobs at the start kek. I Should level DPS and use the lore I get from that to get fending gear. Doing content as a gearing tank seems to be a waste of everyone's time

>low damage
>low threat
>high damage taken
>cant pull larger pulls
>have to pop multiple CDs just to survive
>healer can barley DPS
>DPS are getting checked by the pulled mobs

and more.

Tofu.

I just want to say how sorry I am.

How much I fucked up.

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>>157013175
that's not me wtf

>>157014658
i'm pure old friend

>>157015272
you dated a nigger lol

>>157015258
nbd paks its all coolio

i want to hear your voice more

>>157015079
the problem you're running into is likely twofold. one, you're not a PLD, so you don't have shield oath, which helps immensely. two, you've probably got a lower aetherpool arm upgrade than he has, so you're doing considerably less damage and therefore threat, on top of not having your tank stance.

potd is kinda a pain in the ass like that.

>>157015313
he didnt know it was a nigger though he thought it was a croatian tranny so its ok you cant blame him

>>157015328
thx tofu

wanna erp

>>157015372
you can blame him for 'dating' an known sociopath and liar though

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>>157014401
you deserve a (you) for this high quality post

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>>157014952
That's actually better. I guess if you have to trade off thickness, the wideness can be good.

>>157015342
My voice?

>>157015254
focus on the lower end dungeons, fractal, neverreap, ARF, where level sync will help compensate for your lack of gear by dragging everyone down to your level. upgrade your weapon first thing if you haven't already, then your priority should be on chest, legs, the remaining four left side slots, then accessories. you CAN quickly inflate your ilevel by buying up accessories, but you lose out on a massive amount of armor, which helps with the whole "dying real fast" problem.

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>>157015430
thank you i worked hard on it for several hours trying to get the details right

>>157015426
true, but manipulators gonna manipulate

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>>157014841
ha GOT EEM
>>157014932
I like {/pet}

>>157015561
Where's the slayer when you need her...?

>>157014285
what was it?

>>157015532
such a praise slut

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>>157015342

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>>157015660
repelling shotted off the bus and had to walk home

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>>157015426
>an known

>>157015532
spuki ur gay

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>>157015678

>>157015795
damn u right

>>157015510
>you CAN quickly inflate your ilevel by buying up accessories, but you lose out on a massive amount of armor, which helps with the whole "dying real fast" problem.

I made this mistake. People made it seem like 24mans are face roll and its not true for the tank. I was hoping I could get lucky since 24 mans dont drop right side but I'm fucked and I rather spam ARF as a DPS then as a tank getting slapped around. I honestly don't think I like tanking at all but it might be the frustration speaking.

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>>157015119
Could be, he was very high and I had just reset my level to do some floors with a friend.

>>157015238
That explains why the floors before this one the monk kept getting aggro every now and then!

>>157015238
Fug, I don't have a paladin yet, let alone lvl 40. I'll keep this in mind for now though! What's halone combo and scorn? Is it a paladin thing?

>>157015370
Okay, I was just really curious because I don't want to start doing actual dungeons and seeing this happen a lot, then being bullied.

>>157015795
fakegay

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>>157015828
is this you

>>157013514
Does this cat also like vodka?

Anyone wanna buy some gil so I could get a plane ticket?

>>157015426
yea i blame myself on this too

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>>157015901
maybe...

>>157015175
Get the Prototype Alexandrian chest for now as it's the strongest you can get without going into Savage, and then in 3.5 when they release another 24-man raid you'll want to buy the Scripture jacket and upgrade it to i270, at which point it's marginally better than the i250 jacket in addition to having more accuracy and VIT.

>>157015998
/pet

>spuki is back

Time for even more Meria orbiter shitposting

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>>157015998

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>>157014635

What's the cutest color for a short haired Miqo'te catgirl, white or red? I would go with brown hair color but there's no good shade of brown in this game.

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pay at the pump c@

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>>157016069
i've been back for like two weeks though

here is me trying to impress m'lady meria with my manly charms

>>157016127
which stupid whore is this

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>>157016127
pst

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What music do you guys have set on your orchestrion?

>>157016218
I have Oblivion on loop

>>157015681
i used to be really self-conscious about recordings of myself because i thought i had a voice that sounded like someone who wanted to fuck men

then i realized i just actually do want to fuck men

>>157016182
I want to shoot my load all over this face.

>>157016192
it's ada

>>157016298
oh, nvm

>>157016218
Ink Long Dry, Equilibrium, Rise, Locus, Metal - Brute Justice Mode, Sins of the Father/Son and Exponential Entropy

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>>157013514
Sometimes

>>157016127
Where are you anyway, was wondering if you'd pop up again.

>>157016260
my man

>>157016218
down the up staircase
dark vows
tumbling down for really intense erp

>>157015849
you're undergeared, and likely don't know the fights very well. it's a lot different when you have gear and know when and where you can get away with things.

buying accessories first is just a stupid idea in general, even on a DPS. in the case of DPS it's not armor that you miss out on (though that's part of it) so much as HP, because all DPS HP comes from your left side gear, unless you're melding it on the right side.

>>157015854
not gonna lie, low level tanking on PLD winds up being a lot of spamming flash and riot blade just to hold aggro in packs, since 99% of the time DPS will not even remotely attempt to focus target, even with marks up. fight or flight and angry balonga help but you need to get to 26 for rage, first. life gets a lot easier post-40 though. you just have to slog through 1-39.

>>157016275
i just wish i had a deeper voice

>>157016485
fair enough

>>157016415
oh they'll pop up alright, just give them a good view of your @$$

>>157016485
I'll trade you

Brown cat quest when?

>>157016607
But I'm the one that wants a view of her ass, not the other way around

>>157016630
okay lets meet up and exchange voice boxes

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Save the bedroom eyes for your mission, recruit.. When I can even get a team together for you.

>>157016648
name? i'll put you into contact

>>157016485
>Tfw people say you have a deep voice
>Tfw i only hear a shitty nerd with a bad laugh

people who treat this game like a porn game make me sick desu

>>157016717
I don't understand what's going on here

>>157013450
>only draws cats
Fucking waste of talent.

>>157015795
fake gay u mean

>>157016819
I'm going to somehow get them to draw an elezen, mark my words.

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>>157016218
Whisper of the Land
Twilight over Thanalan
On Windy Meadows
Where the Heart is
Thunder Rolls

I really like 1.0 music

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>>157016742
similar
>someone says my voice is really bassy
>really sound like a twenty year 3 pack a day smoking batman who gargles rocks

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>>157016648

>>157016762
They're very few. Unfortunately they never leave the city so you're forced to see them every time you visit.

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>>157016881
Please do!

>>157016951
I want to fuck this cat

>>157016941
you sound like old snake with peanut butter stuck in his throat

>>157016951
That pose is the reason why I still play as a catslut.

>>157016861
Excuse me, Spuki is literally taking a dick irl RIGHT MEOW!

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>>157016951

>>157016762
is it okay if i play the video games too
if not then fuck you

>>157016941
I will never understand this.
You're so cute but you have manliest voice i know

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>tfw you can beat up anyone in this thread no problem

>>157016762
ignore this troll

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>>157016218
Mushroomery. Sometimes Prelude - Discoveries or Down the Up Staircase.

>>157017020
>>157017062
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WGWYN0ApLq

>>157017167
this picture is cute

>>157016941
Might as well just gargle cocks.

>>157017138
Thanks for that Boss!

>>157017185
u have a nice voice

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>>157017138
you wanna fight dude? I clean 500 i'll turn you into a hamburger then eat you as part of my 4k cal daily intake

>>157016218
Calamity Unbound. Always.

whos the best pump on balmung?

>>157016979
Bear in mind it would also be along the lines of their "plus" style artwork.

>>157017138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojVRmjUQKBE

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>>157017185
CUTE!
>tfw no elk bf
I'm coming undone

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>>157016706
What damn mission is going to require bedroom eyes? That's for when they're on leave.

>>157017150
ignore this troll

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>>157016218
The Mushroomery and Painted Foothills.

I really enjoy playing SMN but I hate how they don't have a cool looking weapon like most of the classes.

>>157017467
i meant to quote a different post im sorry

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>>157017279
>>157017327
>>157017412

>>157017467
Ignore this troll

>>157017539
books are cool

ill trade you my dumb staff for books

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>>157017408
I'm all for it.

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>>157017167
my nigga @ the glamour

>>157017267
n0

>>157017289
disagree but ty

>>157017426
n-no

Anybody want to hang out in an abandoned alleyway and battle rap?
Taking all comers.

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i havent played an elezen in so long

i forgot how good it feels to be a gangly androgynous mole person

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>>157017138
my dad can beat up ur dad lol!

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My lore is maxed, what is worth buying with it? I don't need gear for other classes. Is there anything I can do with it other than get materials and sell them?

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>my first win
>not even a hint of sweetness

>>157017457
>her squad doesn't have a foursome at the beginning or in the middle of a mission
What kind of operation are you running.

>>157017539
some smn books look quite nice, i know what you mean though. only so much you can do with a book i guess

>>157017561
WHAT A THRILL

>>157016908
Is that an inn room, or is it possible to build walls in your apartment/house?

>>157017648
Yeah they're somewhat nice but compared to nearly all other jobs which has really awesome looking weapons they fall quite flat.

>14 deaths on a10s clear
my scholar parse ;-;

>>157017597
please just tell me how to web you

>>157017631
>10/10 would listen to him complain about the leftists

>>157017747
>14

how

>Godspeed brags about his progression clearing the two easiest fights in a raid tier on day 1
>Falls behind and multiple ebins have A12S clears while he's fallen back to getting carried by people like Suav who are leagues better than him
Lmao history repeats itself

>>157016706
>>157017457
Why are femroe players always so creepy?

>>157017740
at least the /bstance and /vpose emotes are nice..........

>>157017561
>>157017138
Post more of this middle aged macho man.

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>>157017749
but anon i am the webber

>"hey anon lets play xiv"
>"we'll raid together and it'll be fun!"
>"let's join balmung!"
>joins a raiding group without me
>becomes boyfriends with someone
>complains about them constantly
>blocks me for trying to talk sense into them
>dont want to abandon the friends i made on the server
>stalkers obtained
>fuck this im out
At least I don't have some fake-ass friend tricking me into helping them with shit but goddamn I don't need this shit right after.
Can't even make friends without some insecure fuck clinging to me eventually, Jesus Christ.

What server do I join for well-adjusted people?

>>157017782
who the fuck cares lmao

>>157017735
This is my apartment. The walls are called partitions!

>>157017764
He mostly complains about lalafell and cats.

>>157017802
look at the fucking characters they choose to play as

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>>157012953

>>157017831
how did u manage to get stalkers

excalibur is supposed to be nice but im sure u will find psychos everywhere

>>157017840
OK Godspeed

>>157017636
Are you working on a relic?

>>157017605
Love the eyeshadow. Please keep posting, this is a great elezen.

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>>157017807
*old men

>>157017906
Come to Excalibur we are friendly.

>>157017812
that makes sense. what am i supposed to do now? being webbed is torture

I'm bored. Someone give me something to say and I'll record it

>Tfw you've been fapping to trap hentai and porn for the past few week everyday for fanfest
I'm not gay...

>>157017960
okay omw

>>157018021
meet me outside the convention center on saturday :3c

>>157017906
I have no idea all I did was play the game and have a decent attitude while clearing shit. Maybe chatted about things I like but nothing to deserve this sort of attention.

>>157017986
"this little wet white pussy"

>>157018136
spuki calm down

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>>157018115
>tfw not interesting enough to get stalkers

>>157017931
I started the Ninja one but can't find a reason to continue.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nIUSlZL1AV

>>157018072
Which part of the outside and what time?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17khJThwSyi

>>157018328
wow!

>>157018326
I think your only use will be making gil for yourself or donating mats to crafter friends.

>>157017771
I don't know, things began to spiral out of control after one of the tanks died to his whirlwind thingy.

>>157018295
You'll regret it but just try being outgoing, they'll line right up lol

>>157018659
i can't do that nvm

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>>157018464

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Odin weather is so pretty

https://discord.gg/qaDJDNx new discord.

>>157017831
Siren's been very nice thus far.

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>>157018720
this c@ is prettier

>>157018765
pffffffffffffffffttttthahahahaha

>>157018136
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nIUSlZL1AV

>>157017185
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ANc8H581nD

>>157018765
hm.......

>people with stalkers aren't assertive enough to just let them know they don't care so that they never become stalkers
>dance around what crazy shit they tell them with a chuckle or something that "won't hurt their feelings"
You have yourself to blame.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KoCfRJXPgG

>>157018936
>he doesn't understand what a stalker is

>>157018720
Is he up on Balmung?

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>>157019019

>>157019019
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gbPuZAM1tt

>>157019042
Lock your room, lock your house, blacklist, and report. They cannot hold you at gunpoint, they can't mail you a bomb or break into your place to defile your underwear drawer. Stop being passive when they mention something you find even vaguely uncomfortable.

>>157019079
North Shroud, 40%

>>157019019
holy fuck lol

>>157016218
Whisper of the Land

>>157019328
Become my steed, Anon!

>>157017747
>had six deaths in our A10s clear
>still got 81st percentile

You'll get a high number next week, no worries.

What determines the XP you get at the end of PotD? Things killed?

>Original Japanese voiceovers
>Character clearly states "Gridania"
>No mention of said place in the speech bubble
>Bubble mentions Twin Adders
>Character never stated their name
How the fuck do these translation teams keep finding work? I shudder to think how horrifying the English dub is for this particular scene, since what little I bothered to listen of it was even worse than the translated text.

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Battle Nuts.

>>157019543
Your level.

It's just a flat amount for clearing 10 floors.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QtTKnNnjEc

>>157019631
Okay thanks, wondering why these nerds kept skipping the rooms with enemies in them.

>>157019581
Battle girlnuts

>>157019515
I hope so my tanks are soooo greedy

>>157019672
I'm in tears I can't handle abnymore of this goddamn it

Post vocaroo hour guys.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZT87BFNX8I

>>157017782
Fraulein post

>>157019825
step it up retard
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tFyx6qS2WB

>>157019581
its the nutshack

>>157019564
It's all about context and the difference between western and eastern conversation; what things sound more appropriate to their respective audience.