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/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

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previous: >>156820987

>list of good comm. servers
http://pastebin.com/paW0DAG4

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
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viados abaixo
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>>157008535
>>157008535
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xth
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>>157008432
yes but body suit = rip off
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http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/234042

>>157008764
stabbing is hard
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Are you preparing for Scream Fortress yet /tf2g/?
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if we get one lol
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>>157008241

>>157008172
Am I being rused? I think I'm being rused.

>>157009323
Daily reminder that the less excited and the lower your expectations are, the less you will be disappointed.
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>>157009614
What's to be rused? Even I don't know what a Kamen Rider is.
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Well I've got $1.42 sitting around in my steam wallet, what should I buy
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buy me
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>>157010508
>>157010508
Festive shotgun
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>>157010508
strange flare gun
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>>157011131
have
>>157011194
have
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strange third degree
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>>157010508
Save it for later
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>>157011435
A cheap hooker maybe?
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>>157011757
sure I'll buy a cheap hooker off the steam market
>>157011549
no
>>157011520
I don't use the third degree, let alone play pyro
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i ain't never run from nothing but the police
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>>157013139
go away Mr. summertime 06
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Would you airblast Trump is he was on fire?
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no but seriously what is the purpose of shoving someone with the shortstop
is it there just to fuck with people?
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>>157013458
he'd be able to sniff the flames away
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>>157013574
valve cant balance anything so instead of trying with the shortstop they gave you that instead
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>>157013574
I've used it to shove ubered medics and that's pretty much it
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>>157013458
not even with jarate
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>>157013574
increase the shove amount to max values and then it would be worth putting on there
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>>157013698
>>157013798
like it doesn't even give you the environmental kill
why
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>offer a low populated mannpower server teamwork so everyone can get points and exp
>um no I have integrity
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TF2 4chin discord https://discord.gg/qaDJDNx
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what for
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While I was trading I thought of the idea to use my dollar for an MvM ticket

So now I'm gonna play MvM and get mad at whoever's not playing the meta
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>tfw supposed to sleep at 9 PM
>WWE and Debate going on tonight
>Extra innings in the TOR-TEX game

Dang
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>>157017876
why at 9 pm, I go to sleep at 5AM and wake up happy and healthy I think
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>>157017876
how is this related to tf2 at all

why do you first say something completely off topic and then when people start pointing it out you go "o lol what does this haf 2 do with tf2 XD"

shut the hell up if you have nothing relevant to post you hypocrite
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Hello.

I'm looking for an image of the Scout that looks sort of like this. This is done from memory, so it isn't exact.

Please help me.
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>>157018320
Because I wake up at 5AM

>>157018385
Because I could be watching TF2, but it's too dead. I watch those other things instead because who here isn't watching one of those three
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>>157017515
is this an hot new meme? this same link is being posted in multiple generals
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>>157017465
why would you care about casual levels isnt like you get rewards at the end of the season or something
also im fucking mad of getting the most damage in both teams but im still in the middle of the scoreboard, stop stealing my kills assholes
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>>157018450
with the amount of effort you spent into making it you might as well recreate it in sfm
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>>157018946
I just want the original image
I know it's been posted here before, though it' been months since I was last here.
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Shouts out to the Canadians out there on advancing. Happy thanksgiving
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>>157019518
what does thanksgiving have to do with tf2? this is the tf2 general
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I accidentallied the discord
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>>157019661
Because we gotta give thanks for TF2 bringing us together
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>>157019661
what does calling out my shitposts have to do with tf2? this is the tf2 general
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>play Pyro
>stay nearby Engi on defense
>dive bomb pockets from Sentry nest to kill Medics
>sweep projectiles away from Sentry with airblast
>airblast enemy Spies and über-ready Medics away from your Sentry nest
>lure unaware enemies to corners and crit punch them
>escort Engi to haul and carry his stuff to frontline

>try to figure out flank routes at offense
>cover as much as ground at upperfloors for your pushing pockets
>extinguish teammates on that fire
>harass enemy Snipers or use a fire curtain to hide your erratic movements
>reflect projectiles or answer with a secondary at long range
>be there for your Medic to achieve better über rate
>escort Engi to frontline again until an über deploy approaches.

Why haven't you played the best class yet /tf2g/?
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>>157019794
i dont even like being in the same general as you
>>157019806
you are not her
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>>157020865
I just run around with the shotgun or try to third degree combos.
Other times I really just like to use the backburner if I get behind people or meet someone who runs away a lot.
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How about this for a heavy minigun?

it boosts his speed up 20%, but he can't fire and move at the same time. when he fires, he stops and takes a moment to deploy. though he deploys a tripod and blast shield. Which gives him greatly reduced spread and damage reduction from from his frontal arc. then when he stops firing, it takes a moment to pack up. Then lets him run at boosted speed again.
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>>157020865
But I have. Pyro is my jam

>>157021161
I'm thankful for TF2. Without it, there'd be no Homies. God is amazing
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>>157021438
what
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>>157021438
>What is pairing Eviction with Brass Beast?
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>>157021463
I'd love to have homies but i'm terribad at maintaining relationships
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>>157021438
I'll tell you what that is, useless
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>>157021463
>pyro main
>not the all-glorious savior of the team
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toggle cl_first_person_uses_world_model 1
toggle tf_taunt_first_person 1
bind e "voicemenu 2 4"

These commands are in my autoexec.
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okay ??????
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how do i make the damage numbers float in yellow over the dude i shot
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>>157026648
type unbindall in console
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>>157026648
https://mega.nz/#!ZlhzHYoa!Sj68T-o1NpOtOPJlqbf7sSzOMc-Fdiheg7i3WbjKn58

extract bigdamagenumbers folder to common\Team Fortress 2\tf\custom\
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>>157027904
this is a virus
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*post that picture*
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say that to my face tough guy
BONK
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This happens at least 3 times per match, someone turns around the EXACT moment I click, never any earlier and even when there's no possible indication I'm behind them (soldier could've called me out over voice).
Help
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>>157032156
Stab doing 0 damage on an idle player, made a sound as if it connected but no damage or ding!
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>>157032156
stop using the crutch ringer for starters
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>>157032335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naaHU7ZM4l8
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>>157032156
They probably heard you fall and were slow to turn around or debated with themself if they had really heard someone land behind them
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>>157032587
As you can see from the health bar I didn't take damage from that fall so there was no crunch. I agree this doesn't showcase it well but I've started recording the crazy random things that happen to me for my friends after a match 2 days ago where I had exactly 20 instances of people turning around the very split second I stabbed them. I don't mind if people turn earlier and punish me for my mistakes, but at least do it before I've already clicked on your bottom.
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>>157032748
Maybe he had his volume really loud and heard your footsteps
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>>157032847
The way he just turns around and walks back like he's an NPC makes me believe he wasn't very aware of his surroundings.
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>>157029927
i steal a lot of my loadout ideas from this image
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steaming pubs with some fags

/soul_air
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>>157033850
>zigzag being an annoying shitter in chat

no thanks
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What do you gamers use for recording? Fraps isn't doing me too well.
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>>157033850
>attenuating sound when someone talks
>can barely hear the game
>can only basically hear shitty music

nice stream
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>>157034276
ty
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*poststhispicture*
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>>157034421
whats the font name used for the weapon names?
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>>157034421
>YER and Skullcutter at the bottom

spot the iron player
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>>157034421
>Mantreads above concheror
>Phlog above all other primaries
>Scottish Memesistance
Stopped reading
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happy thanksgiving
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>>157034171
get OBS
>>157032951
nice
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>>157035839
How's the performance hit compared to fraps?
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>>157035917
less CPU usage
lower video size
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>>157036074
I'll check it out, thanks my dude
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what is happening itt
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>>157034813
fuck off you shitter
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>>157024921
I already play Medic, though. I'm a half-Medic, half-Pyro main

Aren't I just the best?
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>enemy team gets every single known xp exploiter in eu region
>my team gets 11 just.installed2006s

fucking mannpower
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http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/606297

will make raffel soon
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>Want to use the YER for old times' sake
>Finally find a team that doesn't have more than two spies
>End up just killing people with the revolver because there aren't any retards in the enemy team so getting a disguise is almost impossible
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www.tf2outpost.com/user/114321

Buying robot parts, some pro fabs, and some backpacks.
See a pro ks fab on the market with my icon, add me to talk about it, tf2g discounts available there.
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repottising
http://tf2r.com/k8rob0c.html
if you want to complain about the time, go tell valve
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check out this gay hat i got
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>>157042369
decent/10
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>>157042910
it looks surprisingly decent

thought it would look like shit to begin with, i only took it cuz it was overpay by like 10 keys
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>>157042957
The Prussian Pickelhaube is an underrated hat in general

How much did you pay overall?
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>>157043049
i paid a purple energy trophy belt that ive been trying to sell for like 5 months

so like, 69-70 keys
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>>157043418
Tbh I wouldn't pay that much for that hat but atleast you got rid of a hat you were trying to sell
Time 4 raffel
http://tf2r.com/kddmrza.html
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>>157043838
its worth 10 keys more than the last, thus a free upgrade

im just going to sell it anyway
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>>157017870
I get mad at Valve for making such a rigid fucking meta.
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>>157041164
how much you want for that beak mang?
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>>157044208
What's the meta now? Did it change from "get more killdudes" at the start and "get all of the killdudes and some resistances" after the third wave?
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>>157044448
it hasn't changed. You will play X classes with Y loadouts.

It's refreshing when a good sniper or spy breaks the standard meta but it's so damned rare.
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I tried out that Hellfire XP exploit and you've to be CONSTANTLY doing it under best conditions to get any gain out of it. I don't care, or care for, Casual Mode anyway.

That being said, it was funny to see people getting mad at others doing it.
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>>157041876
What watch were you using?
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>>157046285
IW at first, then gave up and gone DR when i was just shooting dudes. I have an easier time with the kunai than with the YER
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>>157012006
Buy a pair of summer shades
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>>157018450
I have the image you're talking about, give me one good reason why I should post it.
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>>157045932
stabbystabby has good music taste dude, Aphex twin, autechre, squarepusher..
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fuck
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do you follow new maps /tf2g/ ?
Whats your favorite map in development ? (not abandoned)
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>>157051345
people still make maps??
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlGYASVbFsI
haha xD
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>>157050581
yeah i can tell
does any other relevant tf2 player use last.fm?
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music is gay
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>>157052398
Carnage had an lasst/fm account but it ony has the song Infinity played like 6000 times
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>>157052598
fuck you

>>157052629
i found this but there isn't any coheed in there so i'm not sure
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>>157051493
yes! and some of them are very promising
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>>157053740
>Nobody has ever made cp_delivery
Missed opportunity
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>>157050046
It would make me very happy.
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>>157050046
Give him the shitty drawing nigger fuckface
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>>157056549
>>157056824
no lol
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>tf2 you misstype tfw
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I think this is the closest I can get from memory. I'm a shitty artist so this is bound to be way off.

>>157056824
Please don't be mean. It's an SFM pic anyway.

>>157057602
Well, how can I convince you to post it? And how can I be sure you have it?
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>>157058529
post youre dick
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>>157059584
Well I can't do that, that's lewd, and this is a blue board. But thank you for including the filename. I didn't know it was a .gif.

I couldn't even post my dick because I don't have one
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girls are disgusting
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oh
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>>157059986
y-you to
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>>157059986
Are you a cute boy?
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man i forgot i had this

13 year old me was the worst kind of person
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>>157060701
underage please leave
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>>157060937
i am 19 years of age my man
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>>157060701
>he was 13 year old at one point in his life
lmao, kiddo
i was 13 at least 15 when i first played TF2 (in the late 2000's, dunno if u were alive)
owned
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funny boy
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someone post that "right class for you" flowchart
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>>157061014
Underage please leave
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>>157059986
post tummy
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>>157059986
please be in Mozambique
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>>157061754
Do you want to win? ----> anything but sniper or spy

Do you want to lose? ----> sniper

Are you an asshole? ----> spy
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what if there was a ""casual competitive"" mode queue

it functioned the same way as casual except it would only use the competitive map pool (process, snakewater, viaduct etc., can't select individual maps) and no random crits/spread
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Guys, I think I've created the ultimate Scout of Self Loathing
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>>157064551
post it to plebbit and get bots to upboat it. Only way to get Volvo's attention nowasdays
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what if there was a "quickplay" mode queue

it would let me quickly join any game for any mode (ctf, koth, cp etc., can't select individual maps) and no ranks/exp
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Hey, isn't today tf2's 9th anniversary?
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>>157065189
that was yesterday, Anon...
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>>157065432
shit
always kept thinking it was 10/10
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>>157064734
It's not lime enough
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>>157066295
>play community server
>get kicked for le VIP
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>>157066295
????
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>>157066502
Now he's a true scunt
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>>157066502
u r the worst type of asshole
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>>157064551
Isn't that just regular Valve matchmaking?
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heck
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>>157067708
yes aside from 12v12, no leave penalties and no fucking bullshit config restrictions preventing me from maintaining a stable framerate on any map
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>tfw unboxed fac new unusual scattergun
>tfw scout is my worse class

god damn
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>>157069418
sell it for $$big bux$$ and put that money towards something nice for yourself
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>>157069418
can i have it
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>>157069418
raffle
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goin 2 craft a fuck load of hats

will post results
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>>157069418
Raffu pls
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>>157069418
>csgo skins
who care
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>>157069923
raffle!
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>>157069923
God Speed, you magnificent bastard
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>>157069418
what skin
what effect
i might be interested because my sf isn't getting picked up anymore
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>>157070203
that's what he gets for having friends ;-;
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>>157070203
>me in the Dolphins jersey
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>>157070203
corsair, and cool
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>>157070329
post id i'll talk to you while i play tf2

>>157070453
would've bought it if it was a night terror,sorry lad
if i change my mind though,how much do you want for it?i can do paypal or steam bux
id?
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>>157070743
im shy :x
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>>157069923
I second the paedophile poster >>157070153
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i don't know why im still coming here
its been over a year since i last played
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>>157070930
it's ok brother
we'll keep this as our little secret........
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>brother
:x
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>>157071310
what is your gender
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this was the only cool thing i got
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>>157071564
rafflw
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>>157071943
fuck off nerd i made it autistic
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>>157070743
havent really thought about selling it for cash honestly, thanks for the offer though

this gun gives me more of a reason to practice scout
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somehow tilted my teammate just now by telling him god wasnt real
he would not shut up for the rest of the game and kept calling me bad
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>>157072663
g*d is real
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>>157072663
nice!!! epic!! you sure showed them!
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*wwalks into thread*
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>>157072865
i actually did
i kept saying god didnt exist and he kept calling me salty and telling me to shut up
this is all in text chat keep in mind and i wasnt doing particularly badly
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Hey there just writing words so that you'll read them.
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whats the deal with hackers
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Hackers pay for cheats for the unfair advantage cheats give hackers over other players
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>>157074018
thanks
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>>157071564
>>157072170
>sol calling someone else autistic
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>>157051345
>>157051493
Yeah, people still sink time into making maps.
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i won a raffle
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>>157075303
If I was a Valve employee I would add it into the game as a forced replacement to every Unusual that doesn't conflict with the Hat group.

Also make it unboxable in a new crate.
>>
>>157044748
>when a good sniper or spy
More like cheat user.
>>
>>157075636
you are NOT me
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>>157074842
>fuck off nerd i made it autistic
>i made it autistic
>i

i literally beat you to the punch
l2 read dork
>>
>>157075841
use a trip if you care about identity
>>
Is paladins good?
does it run better than tf2?
>>
>>157013458
I would pocket medic trump
>>
oppa pootis style
>>
american politics are literally a meme
>>
oppa harry styles
>>
>>157076061
sure as hell is better than overwatch
>>
>>157076471
Good job lad, you finally figured it out. Celebrity Steak Salesman VS Comically Incompetent Congresswoman is a meme
>>
half give me your trip i need to shitpost
>>
>>157076789
nobody will ever get their greasy mitts on my 'code, it would be like lending out my housekeys
>>
but people even mistook me for you yesterday
i neeeeddddd the 'code
>>
>>157076995
i would definitely never give my tripcode to a non replying meme baby like you
what was the post btw my name is extremely hard to search in the archive
>>
>>157044396
Throw an offer up and let's see if I bother
>>
>>156997049
what the fuck is this
THIS is what you philistines expect from me??
you need your stupid eyes checked
>>
>>157077373
4 grocery bags and the third season of seinfeld on dvd
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>>157077257
im am sorry half-sama, but the post was.. ...

ity wass deleted. ....... .. .
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>>157077687
viva how about i get you a smoking hot date?
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>>157078212
lmao faggot
>>
>>
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>tf2g
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>tf2g
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loling at the retard with a dead end job
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>>157079159
atleast he has a job
>>
try this one on for size
"unbased viva"
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>>157079432
sorry but i meant you
dont respond to me
>>
Lmao, I make fun of one NEET, and here comes another NEET to defend him

Get a job, you fucking bums

>>157079608
What's this got to do with Team Fortress anyway?
What's your opinion of the Kritzkrieg
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>>157079684
i'll have you know, "disgraced viva", that im emigrating with my family in the next month or so and have enough saved up to live comfortably and pay board to my parents so there is NO reason for me to have a job at this point in time
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>>157078359
>thick woman
>googled it
>mfw
>>
lets see
me: happy, literally perfect gf who i'm planning to marry, loves to live and laugh
viva: miserable bag boy, all he has is a dead end job and virtual hats, spends his time mocking others out of insecurity, jerks off with his boyfriends in mvm
>>
Not that anon, but imo, kritzkrieg is kind of in a weird spot at the moment; countered on demand by vaccinator if you don't get the jump on the medic running it, and its old niche as the quick hook defensive uber to counter stock uber was usurped by quick fix.
Now it's only real function is to counter quick fix itself. Being the highest risk medigun doesn't help it either.
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>>157080079
I did, too. Hot damn, what a beautiful sight

Until it gets to the terribly shopped Stacy Keibler image

>>157080127
You can't propose with that Ring Pop you bought at the corner store with your bottle change. You need an actual job for that actual ring

>>157080304
Yeah, Vaccinator is a bitch to play against, to be honest. Good thing it's rarely used in most Casual games

Or maybe it is now. I only just launched TF2 again like 2 days ago after almost a month without it
>>
Whats the discord for tf2g????
?
>>
>>157080496
tf2g is in eternal discord
>>
>>157080496
You can stop by my Mumble instead, if you'd like
>>
>>157080579
This is not a serious response to my [underline] serious [/underline] question

>:^(
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>>157080453
>2fort_pro will never become as popular as turbine_pro and viaduct_pro
>>
this game needs a class limit
LIKE 6, FUCKING 6, NO TEAM NEED 6 SHIT KIDS WHO WANT TO PLAY SNIPER, FOR FUCKS SAKE, WHY IS THIS ALLOWED TO BE A FUCKING THING FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>
>>157080716
i dont know if we have an official discord
i dont even know what discord is
viva's mumble is full of weenies like viva
there are other mumbles but idk how many are still active
theres always the irc @ irc.rizon.net/tf2g
>>
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in just one night i went from degenerate weeaboo to functioning member of society, and I didnt even have to do anything
>>
>>157080745
I can't find anything about a 2fort_pro. Can you link me something definitive or am I being memed?
>>
>>157080863
if they're being useless as sniper, chances are they'd be useless no matter what class they play
>>
>>157081102
Wrong, crappy heavies and soldiers are still good decoys and can still do some damage before they go,especially on defense.
>>
im not very good at sniper but i somehow do better as sniper than any other class in matchmaking, even scout (the only class i like)
why is this...
>>
>>157081216
that used to be true, but now all they do is feed the enemy's concheror charge and give out free heads to demoknights
at least snipers are far enough back to mostly avoid that
>>
Whenever I visit tf2g I have a good time
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>>157081275
snipin's a good job mate!
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>>157080964
this has nothing to do with Team Fortress 2
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>>157081630
Welcome to /tf2g/
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@157081458
your life must be fuckin sad
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>>157081630
>>
>>157081763
WELL NOW IT IS
>>
DID YOU KNOW?
A level 13 sentry will have 1337 health!
>>
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>>157081806
have a (You)
>>
>>157082057
the GUN
>>
>>157082057
Sniper Rifle
>>
>>157082441
nah

i dont even know why i tried rolling for it
>>
>>157082469
el faggo
>>
>>157082469
fuck off you fag
never post here again
>>
>>157082575
i'll do what i want

the rolls here suck
>>
>>157082057
Cowardice
>>
>hurr durr roll for name xd
>but nah i wont actually take it xd
>its your fault obviously
>lol i do what i want

never post in my general ever again
>>
>>157082628
then why did you roll here in the first place, idiot
>>
>>157082929
look buddy i get that your whole day was ruined because i didn't use your unfunny roll but you just gotta get over it
>>
>>157082057
BOOM BOOM *RELOAD*
>>
>>157083083
eat a very large black penis
>>
are there any mask items for scout?
>>
>>157083607
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Face_Plante
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>>157083887
thanks i saw that one but i meant non halloween ones
>>
>>157083970
no
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>>157083607
only the best cosmetic in the game
>>
>>157084017
ok
>>157084031
awful
>>
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>>157083607
Yeah uh there's the bonk boy
This is what it looks like
>>
>>157084154
I meant full face masks, like a ski mask
>>
>>157084281
isnt there a hockey mask? edit: thats for spy
>>
66.55.149.120:27025

US East Coast
>>
>>157084031
thats not a mask
its a masque
>>
>>157084281
Hmm I can't remember if there are any in the game.
>>
>the face with you go pyro just to annoy friendly snipers
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>>157086358
>>
>>157084281
runner's warm up + bruisers bandana (team spirit)
or executioner
>>
>>157086751
xD
>>
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>>157084281
>>
>>157086281
ok
>>157086847
>>157087943
first one is a combination of a bunch of cosmetics and looks bad

second one looks bad
>>
Hello I am a Mini-Sentry

Ask me anything
>>
>>157089227
why are you so darn cute?
>>
>>157089507
just built that way :3
>>
>>157088551
ok then, try this one:
https://www.blender.org/download/
>>
Oh yeah that is a good idea just make a scout mask and upload it to the workshop

maybe it will get accepted into the game
>>
>>157090273
>>157090806
very funny, the workshop is a circlejerk that was established when the workshop was started, it's the same on dota 2

you only get items in if you already have a bunch of items in game already or if you are friends with a lot of makers that can tell valve to add your items
>>
>>157090991
Yeah but if the item you make is good it's approved and put into the game and if you keep making good items valve will keep putting your items into their game

Just make something good
>>
>>157091198
doesn't work that way, you keep believing that though if it makes you feel better
>>
>>157091408
Okay but how things people have uploaded to the workshop have been added to the game because 1. The uploaded the to the workshop and 2. valve put them into the game

and the only way someone could have an item in the game already is if they first upload an item to the workshop

also everyone starts off without friends so having none is normal — those come after you are present and submitting and other submitters become aware of your submission
>>
>>157092114
type that again and try to actually type it properly
>>
>>157092295
sorry
first upload is neccissary for anything to be put into the game
having no friends comes before having friends and only after you've submitted to the workshop and other submitters have had the chance to see your submission
>>
>>157092425
read what i said again, i already stated that the circlejerk was established when the workshop was started, aka that was the time when anyone could get an item in, as time went on valve just added items from the same people

there are people that trade self mades and shit like that, i guarantee you there is a huge circlejerk
>>
why is the pyromancer hood expensive and the hotties hoodie craft hat price
>>
>>157093225
Because the hoodie sucks and the hood actually has a matching misc to go with it.
>>
>>157093386
what misc?
>>
>>157092719
Right well what you call the circle jerk, I'm saying you can enter that circle jerk. By submitting content that is similar in quality to that which the circle jerk produces.
>>
>>157093518
Pyromancer's Raiment
>>
What's the better paint for a pimp loadout?

Noble Hatter's Violet or Deep Commitment to Purple?
>>
>>157093538
no you can't

you will get harassed out
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What's even the point of buying a lotus orb if I can get a BKB for less gold?
>>
>>157095248
youre in the dead game general which isnt the right general for that question
>>
>>157095248
Well it reflects spells, which comes in handy when the enemy team is full of spells that have single targets. That's one point.
>>
>>157095248
Because BKB is basically worthless now.
>>
what the hell are you fucks talking about
>>
>Casual match
>Lose connection 5 seconds in
>Rejoin y/n
>Try multiple times
>lol git b&
Not my fault your servers are trash
>>
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Rolling for pubstomp class for today

0 - 3 Soldier
4 - 6 Demoman
7 - 9 Heavy
>>
>>157098027
sure, but i can't promise a stomp
>>
>>157098541
>cant promise a stomp
>as soldier

neck
>>
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><Ass Hole> wants to call a vote:
>Kick player <Me> (no reason given)
>>
>>157098027
rolling
>>
>>157098746
dumb frogposter
>>
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8 names it.
7 describes it
>>
>>157099192
8 names it.
7 describes it
>>
>>157099192
I love penis

Why did I fucking buy this crutch weapon
>>
>>157099192
Golden gayboy
>>
>>157099192
double penis gun
>>
>>157099192
Shorter Stopper
This tiny gold gun still packs a big punch
>>
Why I can't use Liberty Launcher at all? Everytime I try I can't deal enough damage to fill Battallion or wreck a turtled sentry. Is it a crutch weapon or I can't utilize it at all?

>>157095248
BKB is a niche item that only works for fragile initiators. Duration lenght loss fucked it up. Lotus works like a small Linken's Sphere if you are tanky and cast it quick enough.
>>
>>157099192
my epic
>>
>>157099192
i cum
>>
>When you're the only good spy on your team
https://youtu.be/tQB4XXH-o7s
>>
>>157099192
The Massive Faggot's Tiny Gun

I am to be known as the Super Cool Uber No Mercy, or scunt.
>>
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>>157099192
EPIC SPLATOOON GUN :^))
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>>157099192
my epic
>>
>>157100197
>>
>>157099192
HIS EPIC
>>
>>157099192
Saxton's Sawed-Off
>>
>>157099192
Ulysses
>>
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Mumble i found that shrugger, Ma3la, rando, yomps, clockwork,nursey, ninjanick, and phorofor are in right now. The password is rightmeow. Enjoy :^)
>>
>>157099192
say that to my face tough guy
>>
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>>157099192
Force-A-Faggot
>>
>>157099192
Rainbow Dash's Golden Shower
>>
>>157099928
Honestly the LL sacrifices damage for mobility. The five rockets in the clip are good for destroying light 125 hp classes, but against larger and overhealed opponents it suffers due to less damage.
The main thing is you get to rocket jump around more without having to wear gunboats, but you can't take out sentries as well as what you could if you had stock or the Direct Hit because the Engineer will be able to repair your damage easily.

If you like the Reserve Shooter, it pairs pretty well with it, especially on open maps.
But if you're already able to land directs with it, you may as well be using the DH.
>>
pick meaner names plz
>>
>>157099192
Rainbow Dash's Golden Shower
>>
>>157099192
everyone sux cept me
>>
>>157099192
Star_'s own Scatterblaster
>>
>>157099192
U SUX
>>
>>157099192
visit boards.4chan.org/vg/tf2g/
>>
>>157099192
Add id/690061 for hot erp
>>
>>157099192
im a yuge fucking faggot why do I even exist
>>
>>157099192
eight
>>
>>157099192
I want to cum inside dotsy
>>
>>157102478
it doesnt fit senpai
>>
this game is shit
>>
>>157102721
then just put "im a yuge fucking faggot" or " fucking faggot"
>>
haha POOTIS
>>
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>>157099192
I wnat to fckk maries tentacles
>>
>>157102795
fucking faggot sounds good to me
>>
>>157098682
okay...
>>
we can do my skullcutter to if you guys want~
>>
no thank you
>>
>>157103246
who cares
>>
>>157098027
rolling
>>
did they fix matchmaking yet
>>
>>157103246
Sure
>>
3 names it
4 describes it
>>
>>157104157
my epic
>>
>>157104157
CHOP CHOP MOTHAFUCKA
>>
Slash
Cleave through them with ease
>>
>>157104157
my epic
>>
>>157104157
"gonna get u"
>>
>>157104157
CRITIED
>>
>>157104157
my epic
>>
>>157104157
Fug tha pol ees
>>
>>157104157
watch this SUCCC
>>
>>157104157
IW ILL CHOP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF WITH THIS!!!!!
>>
>>157104157
hahoew many layer of irno are u on???
>>
>>157104157
King of the North
Queen in the Sheets
>>
>>157104157

>>157104914
>>157104313
WELL????????
>>
>>157104313
>>157104914
deliver already
>>
>>157105254
getting a description tag right now
>>
>>
nice

both were me btw
>>
i could tell because they are both autistic and written by a 14 yr old
>>
>>157106267
offensive
>>
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>bump into a spy walking to the objective
>shoot at them and miss all shots
>they manage to stab the guy in front of me
>kill them in the end
>get killed by a roamer right after
>>
did i hurt your feelings you millennial
>>
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>>157106820
I'm a 90's kid
>>
>>157098027
Christ, he looks like De Niro in the picture.
>>
>>157066502
>lime pan
alright that got me, i dunno why
>>
>tfw you win your match and the enemy team bm'd so hard that you don't feel happy about it
>>
They Botchamania'd so hard?

How does one do that?
>>
no one has added me on steam in many months
>>
>>157111384
bad manner, viva
>>
>>157112402
He'th got a bithycle!
>>
can you really roster ride a team and get a medal
>>
>>157113989
yes
>>
>>157113989
yes
people do it constantly
>>
>>157113989
How do you think Geel got all of his
>>
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>>157114804
pic related is nursey
>>
Csgo is getting a lot of work from the devs while tf2 looks like they forgot about it or they are working in the next iteration of the game, hopefully.
>>
Theres still a general for this game? Holy fuck, let it go dudes.
>>
>>157114946
deleting my post because i dont want your ass getting me banned by posting his pic
>>
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Guys?
>>
If blizzard is smart, they are going to copy helltower with his halloween update.
>>
>>157114804
jesus fucking christ
hes probably into that shit too
>>
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>>157115174
It's not even a hat!
http://tf2r.com/ka37m4q.html
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i won a raffle 2 months ago but i never checked so i never got the item
and it was an item i liked too
>>
>>157114804
http://www.teamfortress.tv/post/656056/kink-thread
Hahahahaah
>>
>>157106548
If you can't get clear meatshots stay on ground unless you're too close to do a down-spray, or switch to pistol and lead your shots. Don't do panic jumps, it fucks up your accuracy if you can't lead it; ie. don't know the actual projectile come out point.
>>
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>Make joke thread
>Nursey responds seriously
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Post loadouts for Pubby funtimes
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>>157114991
I can see why: csgo has been a lot more fun for me over the past week. It's mostly the types of people that talk over mic in tf2 that take from the experience. Personally though, I prefer tf2 over csgo. While csgo is bit faster paced, I still enjoy the team play aspect that tf2 encourages with their class designs.
>>
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>>157118617
>csgo is bit faster paced
>>
>>157118828
Oh I meant csgo is nothing but snipers waiting at corners
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>>
can somebody explain the sigafoo cup drama to me? i dont want to have to read le long winded reddit posts in TF.TV

also congrats to the 2 posts above me
>>
whwre is joceyln moving
>>
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>>157106548
>playing comp as a trial pyro
>flaming everything around medic by tapping m1
>spy flamed, i forgot to just press m1 and continue "tapping" him
>cause of it he got enough health to stab medic and then died by shot of some random guy
>>
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>>157122049
>pyro in the HL meta
>just spy checking around med
>medic in HL meta
>30% heals on heavy
>>
>>157122049
>cat avatarfagging

stop it
>>
what did she mean by this
>>
Oi mates, was Scream Fortress already out/announced by these days last years?
>>
>>157122736
Scream Fortress is usually the week before Halloween.
>>
>>157122245
>she
:x
>>
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>>157121836
>Diapers
>>
>>157122736
more accurately, its always been release between the 27th and 29th of october, with only one instance where it was released on the 26th
>>
When do you equip the sandman?
>>
>>157123620
when you want to show the enemy team what a shitter you are by demonstrating that you can't hit them unless they're stunned. this is best utilized with the crit-a-cola just to really drive the point home that if you were using real weapons you'd be eating dirt.
>>
>>157123728
Okay really? That sounds great. Guess I'll show them!
>>
>>157123728
What a stunning case against your own point.
>>
>>157125490
elaborate
>>
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>>157125793
You're trying to say that the sandman is a weapon you wouldn't choose if you were good, but you give an example of a time where it flat out won you the DM. You further expand on your failure by saying if you picked more "professional" weapons you would have lost the very same DM.
>>
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>>157126037
Not that guy, but the way I interpreted it was it's a weapon that simply allows you to win encounters you otherwise wouldn't.

I agree with him in regards to the Sandman being incredibly stupid, but as it is, it's not a crutch because it's simply better. It may *become* one in the future if it gets nerfed (and by extent, become one retroactively since learning to depend on it is now a useless or inferior skill).
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>>157126037
i'm saying it's a weapon for people who can't aim. i'm not gonna suck my own dick and say that i'm great at aiming as scout, but fuck, i don't need the sandman to land shots and i don't need the cola to do more than 8 damage a shot. if you actually get good and use those "professional" weapons, then you can accomplish the same thing without looking like a cunt who just picked up the game a week ago.
>>157126224
or basically what ed said
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>>157126246
It's not like the sandman ball is an ultimate, you at least have to be able to land that shot. After that you're at the mercy of the person who took a hp hit just to run this weapon.
It seems you're more concerned with what other people think of you than actually winning encounters and therefore the objective. You pick your loadout, they pick theirs, then you fight. Holding yourself to whitelist league standards unnecessarily just makes you a principled idiot, which is just about the definition of one step forward two steps back.

>>157126224
>allows you too win encounters you otherwise wouldn't.
Isn't that the entire point of making a change in your loadout? If a change in loadout has no positive effect in your success rates in any situation you get into doesn't that mean it was a waste of time to equip, a waste of time to code? When loadout changes cease to affect outcomes it's Fashion Souls time.
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>>157126556
(2nd guy)
Yes, that's basically what I said in my post. The weapon is essentially a straight upgrade and gives you a significant advantage over your other options in almost every scenario. Many people don't use it because it develops a unique playstyle that they feel may not be reliable in the future (if and when the weapon receives a nerf), as I detailed in the second portion of my post.
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I would never avoid using a weapon or item because it reflects poorly on me. That has to be about the most pathetic idea I've ever heard. That you would avoid and suggestion to others to avoid it as well for that reason alone, that it implies you need the help — oh my god.

Yeah sound logic there.

You know what, I pull out my equalizer the moment I see a medic healing me because I ain't no bitch. I don't need no overheal because real soldiers don't need crutches like overheal. And I don't use a mouse. Mouses are crutches. I use an xbox 360 controller and I slowly look around with the thumbstick.

You know what, I don't use anything. Yeah that's right. I just sit in front of my screen and watch my team win. That's how good I am at not using items.
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>>157126789
That's perfect. What class do you play while your team basks in the majesty?
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>>157126848
Spectate.
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>>157126556
>allows you too win encounters you otherwise wouldn't.
>Isn't that the entire point of making a change in your loadout?
but here's the fucking thing with that. no other scout melee, no other melee in the game gives you as much power and influence as one sandman ball. the only game mechanic that even comes close is pyro's airblast, except it's potentially even more powerful. like sure, a pyro's airblast can stuff an ubercharge, but a sandman ball can completely shut down a medic and prevent him from popping in the first place just because you lobbed a baseball in his general direction. and because his movement is impaired because hey, that's fun to play against in a game base around mobility, he can't even escape until it wears off, by which point you or any brainless sniper, demo or soldier could easily take him out while he's helpless in the open. that is one of an infinite number of possibilities for brainlessly lobbing a baseball at someone's head because you've been given total power over everyone's mobility as a class that's already the most mobile in the game without having to work at it. and yes, you do have to aim the baseball, but play soldier for 5 minutes and you'll get the general idea of leading projectile shots. and you bring up changing loadouts in order to counter other loadouts, which is a fair point for pretty much any other weapon. what counters a sandman scout? especially something that doesn't already counter scout like a sentry.
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>>157126789
>i use weapons that are blatantly overpowered, unbalanced, and not fun for the enemy team to fight and that doesn't make me a raging cunt
what level is your strange crit-a-cola
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>>157127151
>I like failing to take advantage of things that exist and living in a world where I'm better for having less
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Rate my heavy weapons mvm guy.
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>>157126889
Okay, I'll get started on the picture.
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>>157127298
I like it. Heavily armored. It makes sense.
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>>157127219
>i like stepping on small animals for fun, but i wish it was somehow even easier and somehow i'm still not a huge cunt
but seriously what's the rank on that strange crit-a-cola
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>>157127459
Thats so cute, you think your opponents need you to coddle them.
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>>157127459
You're playing chess but playing by the rules of checkers because checkers is simpler and more fun and you think the rook is unbalanced so you never move more than one square so that your opponent will have an easier time playing against you.
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>>157127628
chess doesn't have an instant checkmate piece you dribbling neanderthal.
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>>157127734
I guess you want backstabs and headshots removed from the game as well?
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>>157127858
>a spy sneaking up behind someone or a sniper making himself vulnerable to spies and enemy snipers by charging up a headshot is exactly the same as a scout completely immobilizing anyone he chooses and one shotting anyone else at his leisure because he played the game long enough to get a baseball bat and some soda
you're shit at arguing and playing the game, god damn son
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>2016
>people still argue about Sandman
Thanks volvo
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>>157126789
>>157127370
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Pottis killstreak animation.
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kike.tf increased the value of hat banking by a scrap boooo
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>>157129750
Why the russian room?
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>>157130691
classic tf2 concrete wall for blue
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>>157131103
But red carpet, are you secretely a commie? Or worse a heavy main?

I like heavy mains, they are chill.
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Since when is the crit a cola actually useful
Are you all pulling my tail?
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Your favorite classes and weapon loadouts you use:
Heavy:
A: Annoyance
>Natascha, Family Business, Holiday Punch
I admit this type is never fun to play against. Natascha slowdown won't let anyone get away from you and force them to get in a melee fight. If you ever score a melee backtickle, it's either a tauntkill or an unleashed pellet barrage. So many Demoknights would be salty at you, but you can't do jackshit against high ground Sentry nests at all. Check above often and keep FB most of the time.
B: Brassbling
>Brass Beast, dalokoh'S/Shotgun, Eviction Notice
Why not GRU? Fuck if I know, it takes ages to swap back from GRU and it takes another era to spin Brass anyway. Fuck GRU, if you keep using it, fine. Shoko bar is there to trigger damage reduction somewhat earlier and give you a boost without Medics. Shoko is especially useful at first and last cap points, for the rest I suggest Shotgun because of Sniper fire.
C: Cook
>Huolong/Minigun, Steak, KGB
Eat steak, crit combo with KGB all the way after the first kill. Huolong may leave you dry in a short time so only kill stuff at close until you're capable of snapping critshots at long range. I suggest a forward jump as revving up since ring of fire have a slow first yawn, try to backpedal occassionally to cover your Medic. If you can't find stuff to kill after you scored a KGB kill and lack map knowledge to hoard ammoboxes then it's time to switch to stock Minigun.
D: Durable
>Tomislav/Minigun, Sandvich, Fists of Steel
Tomi is for long-range harassment, stock is for outdps'ing at close combat. FoS swap is slow enough so don't switch to it unless sure or for baiting. Tomislav faster spinup time cancels the slow-timer unless you get an instant melee attack. Still weak against Demoknights but who plays Demoknight anyway? You should be fine as long as you spin near corners and swap to FoS at the open high grounds.
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>>157132138
Demolition man
>A:Vanilla
Nothing to say here, best demo loadout since 2007
>B:Demoknight [LnL/Targe/Eyelander]
Quite miffed about the LnL nerf, but it still gets the job done. Useful on long/open maps due to the projectile's speed, it's my main weapon when running around. Targe and eyelander synergize well by compensating the lower hp with some big resistances, and the crit-at-distance is better than crit-on-bash. If the situation allows it, switch back to sticky once you collect 5 heads to become a rapemachine
>C:Fuck around [Cannon/SJ/pain train]
Capping around at the speed of sound. Almost never used but good on koth/open cp maps. Always keep a sticky out as an escape option, dunk people trying to stop your capture
>D:Full tard [Cannon/Screen+skullcutter or Turner+Persian]
Basically charge in→get a kill→get killed. Fully melee with grenade jumping. Loadout switches depending on wether i want to destroy big hp classes or just run around. Also never used
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>>157132138
Scunt
>A: Normal
scattergun, winger, bostonbasher
>B: Matchmaking
scatter, critacola, wrap assassin
if devs dont see how broken critacola is they wont fix it right? :^)
i dont use more loadouts as scout
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>>157132138
Pyro:
A: Powerjerk
>Degreaser, RS, Powerjack
Powerjack out for trench runs and possibly for a melee crit at the end of an airblast/rs combo. Used to be more viable in the combo, but it got fucked on the switch speeed.

B: Fire Engineer Truck 2
>Deg, Scorch Shot, Homewrecker
Light spies close with degreaser, far with the scorch shot, and remove sappers. Scorch shot can possibly be used to get a bit up like on the awnings of landfall.

C. F you I'm a dragon
>Backburner, Detonator, Neon Annihilator
Ruin days backwards, forwards, and underwater.

D. Nevar Phloget
>Phlogistinator, Manmelter, Third Degree
Was better when you got a full heal, but some people still aren't bright enough to run away from the flashing burning pyroman.
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>>157132138
Demo
A: comp use
>All stocks
Demo stocks are all fucking powerful. No kidding
B: cucking around pubs
>Loose cannon, chargin' targe', half zatoichi
It's always fun pushing around ppls and getting donks
C: Full time demoknight
>Bootlegger, tide turner, half zatoichi
maneuverability is always important
D: Full time jackass
>LnL, sticky jumper, pain train
sniping long distance with LnL, and fuck off with sticky jumper. And back cap all the time
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My favorite class is the Merasmus.
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>>157135512
But merasmus isn't a class
He is a NPC (Non-Playable Character)
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>>157126980
Well, you can't really dodge an airblast, but I see where you're coming from.
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>>157137087
ur mom is a playable character
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https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/56p8m6/scout_rider_tf2_scout_item_concept/

wtf is this peice of garbage. it looks like shit
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>>157138338
Looks like furry trash.
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Did anyone ever perfect a mod that gives Heavy his old bullet fire animation like in OPs picture?
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Redpill me on Diamondback. Why would I use Ambassy when such revolver like Diamond exist?
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>>157138889
Just play frontier justice engi if you love crits so much
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>>157138889
the diamondback is a revolver for the spy class from team fortress 2
it stores one critical hit shot for every backstab and successfully sapped building and it has less damage or something
you can use it over the ambassador if you suck and cant aim headshots
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>>157138889
Imagine this situation
You see a medic with a demo, and a scout a bit further ahead
You backstab the medic, and as soon as the demo turns around, you destroy him with the crit from the backstab and finish him off with a couple of normal shots. But then what happens when the scout comes up to you and you're out of free crits? You fucking die that's what happens
Whereas with the amby, you could've killed the demo and the scout just fine with a couple of clean headshots


Unless of course you suck like >>157139447 said
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Why is product highlander so fucking popular on center?
Even Pubbing is much more enjoyable than the fucking shitfest that highlander is.
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>diamondback
>straight upgrade to ambassador that doesn't take any skill
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who are you quoting
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>>157132138
Soldier

A: Attack
>stock/direct hit, buff banner, disciplinary action
Pretty self explanatory, good for pushes.

B: Defense
>black box, battalion's backup, escape plan
Good for holding your ground and staying on the point. Great survivability.

C: Pubstomp/Fucking around
>minimal wear spec ks shell shocker rocket launcher, minimal wear spec ks strange festive lightning rod shotgun, strange spec ks equalizer.
Literally just stock. Always fun to play with.
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Why would anyone use the Claymore now when the Half-Zato is basically a straight upgrade?
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>>157143424
>He doesn't enjoy charging from one end of the map to the other
>He doesn't enjoy doing laps around soldiers before killing them
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streaming tf3 with some dumb retard

/soul_air

im really bad btw
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nobody cares
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>>157144184
you can't though, they removed the boosted charge distance.
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>>157144184
fucking stupid newfag
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Did the widowmaker always have 10% increased damage to your sentry target?
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>>157146168
No
MyM added it
change purely based on stats and numbers, i mean its kinda pointless t b h
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>>157146168
yes
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>>157146168
maybe
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can you repeat the question
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youre not the boss of me
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why are medic mainsalways gay as hell
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>Me and teammates in one room
>Medic and pyro coming in through doorway
>They're alone
>Alright, if we all push together we can win this
>Push
>I'm the only one who goes out
Why does this happen every single time? The other two were a heavy and a demo, why on earth would you not push against that?
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>>157149036
pussy teammate
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>>157148872
i love
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>mfw some random edgelord on enemy team talking shit everytime he killing me and trying to insult me in any possible way
People still get triggered by meme gold weapons. It's must be sad when you can't afford 30$ worth item in videogames.
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I wish there was a way to automatically randomize my loadouts. I think playing a class you don't usually play with weapons you don't usually use could be fun.

>>157150930
Considering that most of this games playerbase was born after 2005, are you really that surprised? That's like an entire two weeks of allowance for them, after all.
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I never got allowance
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iktf @ 157151297
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My mom used to give us like $2 per every A we got on our report cards and a dollar for every B. We didn't get allowance that often either, though. I'm pretty sure having allowance is a meme made up by bored white executives writing shitty sitcoms.
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>not being a single child in a family
lol niggers
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>join server
>open scoreboard to see who's on your team
>see this

what do you normally do in this situation
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>>157152856
Play anyway since casual exp is fucked now so who cares?
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>text my friend's cousin for sum weed
>tells me to go to his new house
>find him with the brother of another friend (dealer too)
>we chat for a bit
>they sell me a sack of the finest weed ive seen in a long while
damn why are so many of my friends involved with dealers and good ones at it
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>>157152856
all me
>>157153340
wrong site my dude
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>>157153340
kys nig
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>>157152856
Whats the issue?
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Daily reminder that EXP communism is literal cancer.
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>>157152856
Go Scorch shot pyro and annoy the fuck out of the enemy team so they focus on me and let the retards cap the objective
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*teleports in front of you*
*stabs you in the back*

why do spies with 300 ping exist
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>>>/wsg/1339281
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>halloween overwatch update hits
>we get a some really good skins, emotes and highlight intros
>all the content can be purchased with coins, so you dont need to buy boxes if you are not being lucky
>event is a castle defense with actual new bots instead of reskinned bots like mvm, characters from the game do bosses


so how are you guys doing?
any word from valve?
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>>157156790
shut up retard
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>PDF still getting devs asking for reviews
>After they leaked how NMS was shit before release
How the fuck do they keep doing it?
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>>157152856
Leave.
Anyway ranks mean nothing. I saw many players with blue or even purple badges who was litterally f2p retards.
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>>157158204
I have an orange badge and I'm an f2p retard.
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>>157158280
I want have orange badge too. How do i go above 150?
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>>157158204
probably this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5btnkl38R4
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>>157158385
Lots of practice.
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>>157158385
see >>157158395
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>>157156790
Pretty packaging doesn't make shit fun.
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>>157156790
>Symmetra needed love. stfu

Symmetra buff confirmed
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>>157158684
I actually tried it before and it's kinda useless. You got the same amount exp for 30 mins of autism like for 3-4 regular games.
Everyone here just for farm these days so everybody is looking for this regen power and trying to farm this shit up.
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>>157161049
yes, but it's 30 minutes vs an hour or so. I had this game on Sunshine yesterday where the round went on for almost an hour. This is a quick way to get bulk points and levels quickly. Bads use this so that can look like Publords
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>>157161291
I mean it's just useless. You still have to spent a lot of time to gaing next badge color. And then everything will be starts again but you will have to spent even more time.
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>>157153340
>>>/soc/
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People just love finding easy ways to earn what they don't deserve. Nothing new to see here.
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>>157161760
Everyone who playing this game everyday will have red badge by the end of the years. It's just like strange weapons. You don't need to be good to gaing big numbers. Just play more.
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>>157162217
>by the end of this year
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>>157156790
>>all the content can be purchased with coins, so you dont need to buy boxes if you are not being lucky


cool

im starting the game up right now to see what skins are available
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>>157156790
I thought almost everything could already be bought with coins but since all your coins came from loot boxes, it takes forever because in order to get a decent supply you need to get enough skins that you're repeatedly getting duplicates, which in turn give next to fuckall in terms of coins.
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>>157152856

>haven't played the game for year
>people now see casual rank and think you're bad

What has this game went to.
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>>157164675
DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY SKILL?!?!?!?
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FCUKKK i just accidentally bought an Ana skin
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>>157164675
outscore and outplay them, then laugh at them for being carried by a low-rank
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>>157165708
I annoy everyone with minisentries and shotgun, got 36 killstreak hour ago with shotty lmao.

You can already guess my main.
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>>157165909
is it pyro? i bet its pyro
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describe your favourite class using only words that are 5 letters long or more.

Demoman's grenade launcher's capability excels stickybomb launcher's since impressive airshots destroy opponents spectaculary whereas anyone spamming stickybombs indicates users lacking skill.
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>>157167047
speedy, agile, deadly
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>>157167047
Soldier rocks
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>>157167047
Demoman takes skill
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>>157164675
i only judge people on rank when it's paired with no cosmetics, ? avatars or Steam-provided avatars
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>>157167047
>anyone spamming stickybombs indicates users lacking skill.
>implying demoman's stickybomb launcher lacks extraordinary skill requirements versus competent players
>>
wharf
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>>157167047
Heavy Weapons person
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>>157167047
Black
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11410876
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does my tf2gfu shuckle still come here
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>>157168753
where's the LOL EU option?
>>
Hey, kids. Hope you've all had a blessed and Based Tuesday :)
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>>157168992
in 4chan.na
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>>157168753
bad poll bad u
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>mfw playing tf2
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what if you could throw your weapon to deal 1 damage and you don't have that weapon unless you pick it up or you go back to resupply
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>>157171659
You'd only have to do that 59 more times to kill a kunai spy from full, that's too OP.
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>>157171659
you can shove people for 1 damage with the shortstop already
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>>157164675
>above 20 games
>fifth level
lmao engie mains
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>>157172482
s-shut up!! placing teleporters and stalemating pushes into last is an underappreciated skill!
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gamemode idea
ultra6
6s with classlimit 2 on everything but medic and demo
heavy and engineer not allowed
you are welcome
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>>157164967
i want to rename my gibus to this
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>>157167047
heavy demolitions scottishman hanging nutsack englishman dress
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>>157173332
nice oneoff
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Is there a way install esea so it doesn't interact with my actual windows install and files?

Would dualbooting help?
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>>157174238
Get a sandbox.
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>>157173332
You have my blessing.
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>>157174238
>he wants to install ESEA
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>>157174238
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>>157174316
How do I do that?

>>157174392
I feel like playing ugc isn't going to get me anywhere and esea is the way to go.
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>>157174407
teach you're cate to potty outside
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>>157174534
>Having an outdoor cat
>Implying the litterbox wouldn't be in the bathroom anyway
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>>157174534
my cats just stopped using it one day
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>>157174624
would you rather spend the time and money on cleaning the litterbox, or let the cat do it themselves?
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>>157174534
one time i entered the bathroom and saw my cat perfectly sitting in the toilet peeing
i was like "s-s-sorry" and closed the door
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>>157174786
>He can't take the 5 minutes necessary to clean up after his shitbeast
>He would rather have his shitbeast wander around doing gods know what and killing off the native wildlife because of his laziness
Please do not ever get a pet.
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>>157174906
>killing off the native wildlife
oh no, those poor bugs and worms!
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>>157175141
Yeah, all those birds that are going extinct because they're being hunted by house cats whose owners should not own pets sure are worthless to the environment. It's not even as if they hunt for food, oh no, cats hunt for the hell of it. Negligent cat owners should be purged, I'm sure the world would be a better place for it.
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found this wild qt but he's too scared of me
im giving him food and water but he runs away as soon as i get too close
tfw
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>>157175381
Set up a little trap for him, then take him to the vet.
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>>157175493
i managed to lock him inside the house once but he freaked out and i felt bad so i let him out
i just want him to let me approach him peacefully and pet him n that stuff :/
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http://sigafoo.tv/cc-home/

Is there anyone interested in playing in this?
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>>157175792
It's getting near that time of year, and I keep hearing awful rumors about what happens to black cats around halloween, so please try to take him in ASAP, or if you can't take a cat at the moment find someone who can.
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>>157175889
Aww. That's very kind and thoughtful of you, anon.

So how 'bout them random crits?
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>>157175889
most people dont give a shit about halloween in my country but fuck now you scared me
ill try my best
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>>157176108
Random crits are cancerous and if Valve were truly serious about making TF2 into a competitive game they would've disabled them.

>>157176180
I'd never heard of anyone actually doing anything bad to cats, but a few years back someone did mutilate one in my neighborhood. It was ages ago, though, and nothing like that's really happened sense. Or if it has happened, no one's found out about it. There are a lot of cat-loving old folk in my neighborhood and like a billion stray cats running about, so I doubt anyone'd notice if one or two go missing every now and again.
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>>157176297
In competitive there isnt random crits, just in casual and community servers, also there are those servers with no random crits.
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>>157176380
Casual mode should be viewed(and treated) as a practice mode for official matchmaking, imo. If you want silly shit like sandvich parties, 5 spies and snipers per team, and random crits, they should've left that to community servers.
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>>157176108
random crits are balanced, but not fair
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>>157176698
Hi Kona
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>>157156790
I was watching a stream with the gamemode but it doesnt look fun. Yeah i dont like OW but i dont know, is like that map that they released in dota 2 in halloween, haunted coloseum. You get bored really fast because there isnt much to do, is just a cp map with some spooky stuff and thats it.

>>157176486
Thats a good idea actually
>>
>>157176904
Shame it will never happen because the TF team has no backbone and any time they try to touch Valve pubs there'll be a shitstorm of 12 year olds crying because they don't like change.
>>
>>157176787
hello everyone, this is kona and thanks for tuning in to this comment :)
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>>157177012
yeah, when your playerbase is casual is hard to do something
>>
>>157174238
>>157174238
>>157174238
Bump.
>>
>>157176486
>>157176904
>>157177012
>>157177059
do you think >>157064551 would work?
>>
New MM solo queue overhaul
>players can queue as mercenaries or captains
>captains are locked into Medic, mercenaries can play any class but Medic
>when the round begins, two captains are assigned to 10 players
>the captains have a minute to look at each player's http://steamcommunity.com/id/my/stats/TF2 pages
>RED captain picks a player first, BLU picks two afterwards, RED picks 2 more, etc. until each team has 6 players
>>
>>157177517
TF2's playerbase is already small enough, I don't think it could handle being split between another game mode. Besides, what you suggested is basically what Valve matchmaking already is.
>>
>>157177517
For practice it can work
>>
>>157064551
>""casual competitive""
thats exactly what current valve comp is

>no classlimits
>every pubbie playing HL classes
>no timelimit for some reason
>short best of three matches
>>
>>157178186
worst of all, imagine any pubber finding out about comp for the first time and thinking Comp MM is the place to learn
>>
Next week is going to be the halloween event in tf2?
>>
>>157178818
More like in two weeks.
>>
>>157178818
No, TF2 Halloween events start ON Halloween and go for two weeks after.

Yes, the majority of spooky events occur in November. No, that makes no sense at all.
>>
>>157179149
it starts between the 26th and 29th
it always did
>>
>>157179149
>No, that makes no sense at all.
It makes sense because one-day events generate too much butthurt and games don't have the holding power that they used to so you can't expect an average player to drop everything for a one-day event instead of tuning in on the weekend at their leisure. Also easier to deploy and run anyway instead of having stressful one day events that might run into issues at launch.

And in Clapistan, it's a good lead-in to the Thanksgiving holiday. Hallowe'en events are basically just pre-Thanksgiving events.
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>>157178513
they should just lock competitive until you hit a certain casual rank like they do for CS:GO
>>
>>157179683
And goes on well into November, instead of starting earlier in October to lead up to Halloween. You know, October, the Halloween month.
>>157179742
At what fucking point did anybody say ANYTHING about one day events? Pay attention before replying.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjT7OlYB5C8

>when you survive the mid fight as scout
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>>157182314
>reddit guy
never post here again
>>
>>157183385
I'm a Reddit guy. Hi
>>
trannies aren't 'guy's
>>
hey guys meaty here what's up
>>
>>157183385
i am not actually reddit

i just like gondolas
>>
>Team pyro won

More proof that this game is dead
>>
you know what else is meaty?
(´• Ѡ •`)
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>join game
>there are 4 players on the enemy team
>join game
>there are only new players on the enemy team, I steamroll them by myself
>join game
>all players on the enemy team are friends, all players on my team are new, I can't even leave spawn
>join game
>it's immediately ending

Goddamn, this game is such a piece of shit now.

If you're good you're not allowed to be consistently good. You're not even allowed to actually play consistently. You depend on the game entirely. And the game is intent on fucking you up at every turn.

They killed TF2.
>>
Scunt
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>>157010508
Strange sniper rifle
>>
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>>157185697
my Killstreak Quickfix
captcha is senpai ember
>>
>>157184651
I meant pink guy you absolute retard
>>
>>157185967
i am sorry you didnt frag today, dont bully me
>>
>>157185526
I'm sorry
>>
6 names my new dildo
>>
>>157187201
post it so I can see what's going up your ass

also name it the Red Rocket
>>
>>157187201
Perry's Pussy Pulverizer
>>
Where can i look for a quick and easy script to toggle viewmodels on and off? Or at least, what's the console command?
>>
>>157187201
The jackhammer
>>
>>157185387
This is why I play instant respawn servers now.
>>
>steam account turned 8 today
>8 years of depression

at least tf2 is fun
>>
>>157187201
dotsy
>>
whats the point of naming a dildo
>>
>>157187201
Viva's dick
>>
>>157187201
Acheron's cock
>>
>>157187201
Palcomix
>>
Hey I'm a cool scout and I just took your intelligence. What are you going to do about?
>>
>>157188841
Sentry, sappin mah scout
>>
why the fuck do queue times increase so much when you hit rank 18 when i just end up getting grouped with fresh meats anyway
>>
>>157188841
Not play ctf.
>>
Too slow!
>>
>>157188570
heh
>>
>>157187436
Come on pls i just want to see shit
>>
Removing random crits makes stock weapons vastly inferior to those that have ways of achieving crits on their own. It would upset the balance way too much.
>>
>>157190476
thats why they should have included them in the first place
it was a poor design decision
>>
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Post kiwis
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>>157190740
It was a poor design choice, sure, but it's too late to try and correct.
>>
>>157187402
isn't meatys real name some gay shit like pen or something?
>>
the phyrro is very overpowered thats what happened to this shit game. i tried to warn you, i said its overpowered, but then overwatch came out, other games like doom came out, and everyone just left. "meet your match" worst patch in history, yep. phyrro left entirely unchanged. yeah bull horse shit. fuck you. finally im uninstalling, sold my stuff on tf2 steam market. its done. bye now, bitch, dont say i didnt warn you.
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>>157187201

r9k
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tf2g group drawing when
>>
where's the tf2g team that will play the sigafoo cup?
>>
>>157190801
thats not a kiwi thats an alligator
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>>157192758
Years ago
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>>157193351
2016 when
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>>157193582
Never because the circlejerk is dead
>>
>>157193939
why is everything dying
>>
>>157194448
people move on and hte circlejerk gets smaller not taking in people like they used to and complain about it
>>
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Why is the only normal Arena server I find some retarded 247 2fort arena server with no capping allowed?
>>
>>157194569
its not just the circlejerk
>>
>>157194448
valve is kliling tf2 etc etc
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>overbotch gets halloween update
>looks kinda cool 2bh
>lets see tf2
>nothing yet
>at best valve will add more all class mlp and furry shit

damn, this game deserved a better ending
>>
>>157194448
literally nobody in that tf2g image still plays tf2 i think
feel free to prove me wrong
>>
>>157195796

meh I like overwatch but I got tierd of it

I came back to TF2 after like 2 years and im playing alot recently but its the same old bullshit
>>
this general is sad
why play a dead game
>>
>>157196087
Because if you ignore all the shit slapped on top the game is still fun
Also there is nothing similar out
>>
>>157195796
valve never announced halloween updates this early though

and they always delivered something at the end
>>
>>157187201
in memory of daddy
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>>157187201
my very special tf2gfu
>>
>>157193351
>teebs
shit
>nasty
shit
>holograsm
shit
>robb
decent
>elliott
absolute shit
>drawings
ok
>juan
who?
>spiral mtn
who?
>qnqnx
ok
>wilhelm
based
>gasol
trash
>cape
who?
>capoochy
shit
>radimir
eh
>blaztar
eh
>gran
absolutely fucking awful
>a friend
ok
>orange banana
fucking dogshit fucking worse than gran
>barkley
trash
>barto
shit
>just_chilling
shit
>pb
who?
>>
>>157196769
you only do this because they're not with us anymore
>>
>>157196845
i named fucking everyone in the pic

there are people in the pic that are still here
>>
>>157195730
>>157195803
its not just tf2 or the circlejerk
it feels like the internet is dying
every board on every chan is slower than ever and player count for almost every game is dropping
>>
>>157196984
good
>>
>>157196984

people would rather watch one guy play a video game than play it
>>
>>157197183
no its not
>>
>>157196924
It's not impressive to name people when the image has them you know
>>
>>157197530
i was rating people
>>
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Just played about five comp matches with my friend. Two of them went by just fine, everyone was friendly, etc. Three of them had an entire team of blatant hackers, very obviously stacking and scripting so that they'd post stupid binds in chat every five seconds/upon killing someone else. Since Valve disabled the voting system, and my team lacked spatial awareness of any kind, I had to disconnect and lose my XP.

Did Valve put a fraction of a thought into the notion that people on comp might not play fair? That there might be someone fucking with everyone else, and we couldn't do anything about it? VAC doesn't even ban people from reports, so they won't go away. What in the actual fuck were they thinking with this garbage update?
>>
>>157199231
Sorry about that
>>
>>157199231
Well there is the report function, but there's no way you'd be able to punish a player or group of players for being reported without the system being incredibly abuseable. Regardless, there's no instant gratification for reporting someone because they have to manually look into whether or not the person is hacking which takes a while. If a vote system were introduced to comp, it'd still be easy to stack the teams full of hackers or bots and nullify the vote. A 6 to 6 vote still fails to kick the hacker. I for one can't think of a way to solve the hacker problem, so it's something I don't really blame the TF team for not figuring out.
>>
>>157199424
Teehee

>>157200014
I guess it really isn't the employees' fault per-se, it's just the inherently flawed design of the competitive stacking system. Is there even a solution?
>>
>>157180054
That's impractical now that EXP communism is a thing.
>>
>>157200835
that and mannpower exploit, did it even get patched?
>>
ded
>>
just like me
probably
>>
is it too late to register into a 4s team
>>
>>157205913
check on ugc's site lazy fuck
>>
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lol
captcha telling me something
>>
rip tf2
very sad to see it be abandoned and left to some tranny dev or whatever they hired off of reddit
>>
>>157206280
pony dev will probably put pony crap into the game and make the furry pound the official server
>>
I found out mattie! (the guy with the unusual team captain fetish) still plays tf2 when i ran into him in a pub
I got a domination on him it felt pretty good
>>
>>157206401
are these collectors panicking or reacting in any way to this game dying and their virtual worth quickly dropping?
>>
>>157206456
I didnt talk to him at all but he was wearing all his expensive shit during the game so i assume he wont be selling it even after the game dies
he had burning flames and planets on his spy, unusual shotgun and some unusual effect i didnt know what on engineer and his burning team captain on soldier
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>>157206456
People have been saying this for years. I don't think he cares about his "investment," he just likes the hat.
>>
>>157206535
>for years
tf2 is actually dying now though. there is a single pony dev scrambling to "update" the game once every half a year, and daily peak is quickly dropping. i won't be surprised if this game dies really hard before the end of the year.

wasn't talking about that guy in particular, any trader or nerd that spent thousands into this.
>>
didnt sneeza cuckold mattie and take his wife?
>>
>>157206628
People have also been saying th-oh wait, you're actually right. 44k peak. I don't think they care, though, it's been on a steady decline for years, if they haven't pulled out already, they likely either don't care or were retarded enough to invest in a dead game.
>>
>>157206628

also, i wouldn't call 90% of current players which are f2p third world shitters a real "community". this game is super fast becoming some generic chinese f2p clone that nobody cares about.
>>
>valve will never release the next best game with the most interesting lore that will sell worldwide just like portal and half life
>they will never innovate anymore
>instead gabe will jerk off with piles of greens while wearing his fucking vr

dent was right
you either die a hero
or live long enough to become the villian
>>
>Get banned from a server you used to play on a lot because of power tripping moderators

Oh well. Gonna steal all that shit and open up a new server
>>
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>>157206401
I joined another game and got matched with tagg and got absolutely stomped by him and his friends
what a video game
>>
>>157207246
did u suck him?
>>
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>>157206401
Friendly reminder, that this guy got Burning, Sunbeams and Scorching version of this hat for absolutely free by valve.
>>
Someday I'll do it: I'll make a tf2-like peer-to-peer online RPG with an emphasis on server-based, casual yet chaotic pvp combat that sets the ground for players wanting more. TF2 worked, but it can still be refined. So many ideas, and so much time yet. Even if I'm old, I'll still enjoy a good video game.
>>
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Kill streak dispenser when?
>>
>>157209763
cant wait to see it
tf2 has such nice movement and physics, shame to watch it all wither away

>>157209936
how does that work
>>
>>157210708
The magic of MS Paint
>>
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raffel

http://tf2r.com/kgf8xw5.html
>>
>>157209936
>c
>>
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Man I love playing spy, even just seeing how you can deceive people is fun by itself.
>Gorge Defense
>Stab a decent heavy a couple times and he gets wary
>Accurately spychecks me consistently after that
>Go up the spiral stairway in front of him and a pyro
>He suspects my scout disguise and revs up to check me
>Duck into a room beside the hallway
>Pyro passes by down the hallway and I disguise as him
>Run out in front of the heavy and in another direction
>He buys it and goes into the room I was in leading to the point
>Double back around and get the stab
Even if I hadn't gotten the stab, getting in the mind of the opponent and tricking him was enough of a reward.
>>
i won a raffle
>>
>>157212909
well played then.
>>
>>157175381
feed him corm. :3
>>
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>>157210708
>how does that work
on assists like killstreak mediguns
>>
>>157209494
explain?
>>
which is the best watchfu

default or ringer?
>>
>>157214991
IW forever and ever
But fuck me if you don't need the DR to actually be useful
>>
>>157214991
Depends on the situation. L'etranger/Kunai/DR is my favorite defense set, Amby/Knife/DR for payload pushing, and L'etranger/Knife)/IW for general purpose.
>>
>>157214648
He maid steamrerp and tf2items. Probably they payed him for it in that way cause all of these hats are tradable and easily can sell them for 20k$.
>>
>>157214991
i like the one were you stand still and cloak meter refills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVlQCDkSKhs
>>
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>>157214991
CnD all the way.
>>
>overwatch rips off the halloween update
>they do it better than tf2 and deliver it on time
reminder that rather than waiting for the halloween update we should all be waiting for the pulling the plug blog post
>>
>>157217240
But does overwatch have BUMPER CARS!?
>>
>>157217789
Yes.
>>
made this OC
can someone make a long rant about cosmetics and visual style to go with it
>>
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>>157218318
>>
>>157218318
>stock
>ok
>bad
>fancy
>ok
>meme
>fancy meme
>meme
>>
>>157218494
are you from the famous trade.tf clan ?
>>
i miss psyche :(
>>
>>157218318
There is a hat for pyro that is a boot.
>>
>>157218761
that guy is weird af

he's a crazy tinfoil hat conspiracy theorist
>>
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>>157218763
>>
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>>157219398
>>
>>157219891
Why do people wear max head with other hats
It looks like shit
>>
>>157219985
why do people wear bad hats and cosmetics?

there isnt one good loadout in that entire picture besides the quick fix medic and the engineer
>>
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>>157219985
Because they think they're classy. They're wrong.

>>157220025
Just because a hat has a release date after 2011 doesn't automatically mean it's shit.

Most people have shit for style, you kind of have to get over it.
>>
>>157220223
>ryuke trying to talk about taste
>>
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>>157220317
You know I got those prime character sets and cyberpunk sets.
>>
>>157220572
oh so you're the autist that made this loadout
>>
any good servers/maps to do the base jumper distance achievements? something really tall or with looping bits?
>>
>>157221310
Hightower/Kong King have very tall skyboxes, plus nobody is going to hit you so far up and it's easy to stay in the air
Or if it counts just get yourself stuck between the crates and the traffic cone right next to gorge's blu spawn
>>
Ded thread
Def game
>>
>>157225086
Just wait until the new one. The only reason that it seems dead is people are tired of shitposting and want game to give them something. I hope that confusion ceases as we get a new update.... "Valve time" started to get unnerving.
>>
>>157225618
>>157225618
>>157225618
>>
>>157220223
unusuals are some of the ugliest unfitting effects in the whole TF2
>>
>>157217240
Ow update is shit mate.
Skins are meh. Victory poses and intros are meh. Voice lines are shit.
Special brawl is a castrated mvm with mandatory pick of 4 heroes enforced by the game and just a tiny bowling alley where all robots are funneled through.
I'm baffled at all the hype ow players are showing.
>>
>>157226325
the sad truth is shit or not at least they got something working unlike tf2s epic fails like

>you pay money to do missions and get a crate, but you need keys to open it update
>ebin "lets force epic queue for casual" update
>scream fortress 2016 update (more art style rape soon, even though it doesn't exist anymore)
>pyro w+m1 class pack (probably in 2018)
>heavy class pack (won't happen)
>>
>>157227162
>you pay money to do missions and get a crate, but you need keys to open it update
You get crates AND decorated weapons, and you can easily make the participation cost back by selling said crates. Campaign contracts are not a negative.
>>
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