/nepgen/ - Neptunia General #1038 - Nepnep's love edition

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Nepgear is a goddess, my goddess!

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Which nepu would you kisu?

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Thank you Perfect Heart!

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Compa, desu!

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>>156939401
Thank you Perfect Heart! I love you so much!

>>156939401
Real talk for a second, what actually keeps Purple Heart's and Uzume's hair braided? Share energy?

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>>156939398
I would kisu the greatest nepu. See pic related!

>>156939591
Shares sure are convenient aren't they?

>>156939645
How conveniently convenient!

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>>156939640
DELET THIS

Praise Planeptune! Fuck, even as I type this message I'm in tears over how great of a nation it is. Words cannot describe the sheer beauty of Planeptune and the wonderful goddesses that watch over it. What a fantastic nation.

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>>156939398
My goddess, the one and only, Blanc AKA Lady White Heart.

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Fucking infidels.

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>>156939802

>>156939257
>http://www.compileheart.com/neptune/4goddessesoffline/mail/

I love Neppy! I hope you love her too.

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>>156940326
>You will never get to carry nepnep while she holds onto you and gazes lovingly into your eyes
why even live

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NepuBuran

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>>156940796
to post neppy meme

>>156939802
NEPU!

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My beloved nepnep is the cutest girl in gamindustri and the only goddess I believe in. I love Neptune!

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Pulaise Ailisu Haito!

>>156940796
You can join me in the necking to Gamindustri.

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>>156941083

>Someone actually paid for that

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I love Nepgear!

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>>156940974
I want to turn Gearnon and Nepnon into cute girls and watch them commence the hot nepcest action!

>>156942090
>Nepnon
There isn't one singular Nepanon, though, There are several.

>>156942147
>harem of Nepanons
wew

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I'm starting to lose my faith in Nepgear and moving toward Rei Ryghts. I feel this is a good choice.

>>156942297
I bully your goddess in my spare time.

>>156942356
which one

>>156942408
The hag

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>>156942269
That's how you know that nepnep is the greatest goddess. She doesn't just have a single nepanon, but instead she has an entire harem of them. We all love neptune so much!

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>>156942297
But why? Nepgear is very lovely.
But I guess that's your choice, have fun, anon!

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>>156942620

>>156942297
>>156942605
>The other guy that likes Nepgear has moved
>It's just Nepgear and NepgeaAnon together, all alone with themselves
R-18 SCENE WHEN????????

>>156942620
>>156942735
You could have skipped the trashy CPUs

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>>156942735

>>156942620
>>156942735
>>156942832
>tfw no Nep fighter with baller intros like these

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>>156942832

>>156942583
Praise Planeptune and long live Neptune! Our goddess. Our sweetheart. Our reason for living.

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>>156942620
>>156942735
>>156942832
>>156942931

I don't remember these at all. Are they from the original games?

>>156942931
>>156942832
>>156942735
>>156942620
CH should just outsource all their animations to Tamsoft in the future.

Though their own animation department has improved from "god-awful" to "acceptable" recently, I guess. It's just that they're still recycling a ton of the terrible animations from past games and not updating them.

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>>156942918
Well Tamsoft is also working on 4GO so the animations will be good at least.

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>>156942605

I want someone who is older.

>>156942980
Megatagmension Fake CPU fights intro.

I was going to include the versions with the voices too but its being considered spam and not letting me post the puush links.

>>156942980
>being this new or stupid
These are from Blanc's game

>>156943162
Not him, but not everybody plays those shitty spinoff games.

>>156942832
I really do love how White Heart in a lot of the games has her figure skating more than flying

>>156943162
>Blanc's game is called Blanc's game
>Noire's game is called Noire's game
>CH has to bully Vert and specifically state that 4GO is NOT her game
Why is being Beru Beru so suffering?

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>>156943162

That would explain would I haven't seen them, I only got Megatagmension recently on muh Vita. Just got to the part where Plutia joins the party.

I play games pretty slowly.

>>156943226
Don't forget IF's game

>>156943212
Kill yourself

>>156943270
The story has nothing to do with the fake CPU matches

>>156943056
Reminder that CH STILL hasn't managed to hire any new 3D modelers or animators after a full year of their hiring site being open.

http://www.compileheart.com/recruit/neptune/

Why the fuck don't any good 3D animators want to work at this weeb studio?

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honk honk honk

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>>156943240
>tfw there will never be a little Beru raising simulator

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>>156943619
Honk?

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>>156943417
Because they would be the only good one

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ALL HAIL QUEEN MEMELORD!!

How old are you /nepgen/? Who's the youngest and oldest?

>>156939257
>http://pastebin.com/mRbvvC2ix
It's mRbwC2ix, you double faggot.

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>>156944079

I'm 30.

>>156944159
Its the guy that breaks all the links on purpose when he gets to make a thread.

>>156944079
18. 19 in a few months.

>>156944079
25

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>>156944259
also 30

not a wizard though.

I want to fuck CMMaidanon in ass

>>156944079
29

>>156944269
Actually they've been broken for the last 3 threads.

Nobody noticed until now?

>>156944269
How pathetic do you have to be to do that?

>>156944428
I noticed it last thread and gave the proper link. OP is just a massive faggot.

>>156944459
OP here

I'm not going to go digging through the thread to look for link corrections that might be buried somewhere in there before I make a new thread. I don't spend all day looking at /nepgen/

>>156944387
>tfw wizardhood in 5 more years
I didn't choose this path but be damned I'll take it on the chin.
I wonder how hard Neppy would laugh if she knew.

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>>156944079
18

>>156944396
Too bad she's busy servicing gearnon

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>>156944556
thankfully wizardhood was never a legitimate concern for me. I lost it at 18 by banging the first girl I actually tried seducing. It's really not that hard.

Anyway, I don't think neppy would care. She'll love us all as long as we keep our faith in her.

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Sup bitches. Everyone loves Noire

>>156944553
>"huur durr I can't use Ctrl+F to look for pastebin because I'm a lazy bag of shit"
We all figured, don't worry.

>>156944079
26. I guess that's why I like the older neps, they're my age now.

>>156944793
nah that's not it. I'm old af and I praise neptune every day. Maybe you're just boring.

>>156944556
3 more years for me.

>>156944793
You sound like a real faggot right now.

>>156944870
You sound like you're trying to offend me for no reason.

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>>156944870
>ad hominem
>when he wasnt even being attacked
A new low, even for /nepgen/

>>156945224
Nothing is too low for the US.

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>>156945327
'MURICA FUCK YEAH

Congratulations! You've just gotten married to your favorite nep! How do you make this night a special one?

>>156945404
>using a M-16
That rifle was a piece of shit. It got rusty and jammed too easily in Viet-Nam, resulting in many people getting killed because they couldn't shoot.

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>>156945439
Fuck her right in the shitter

>>156945439
Depends which one we're actually talking about.
Either I take out the lotion, or a book.

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>>156945439
I'll hold her in my arms and feed her pudding while she plays get favorite video games.

>>156945439
>how do I, a spaghetti lord society reject virgin, make this night a special one
S-Shit...do I uh...rub her shoulders a-and say something nice while being awkward as fuck and trying not to cry then attempt to lead from there?

>>156945803
You're trying your best. That is why she married you, isn't it?

>>156945803
Relax, faggot. You aren't defusing a bomb.

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>>156945439
Let her go wild

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>>156944079
19 and counting!

>>156945803
It doesn't matter, anon. Your nep married you because in her eye's, you ARE BEST.

>>156945928
That depends if he is with Noire or Blanc

>>156946164
kek

>>156941504
It's normal while people actually paid for nep games.

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>>156944079
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>>156945439
For once we will fuck instead of reading.

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>>156939257

I bought Tagmension and played Tamsoft once

I am 7 hours in and I haven't played anyone else

Send help

This game is so fun, like finding an old 2005 action game I never knew about. Only when soloing multiplayer bosses, though. Parrying is all it's missing; would make CPU fights amazing

>>156945803
>Jeez, Anon. What's wrong with you?
>Ugh, not like that. Just stop touching me. I'll do it myself
>Is every night going to be like this? I can't believe I agreed to marry you.

>>156946609
That only sounds like what would happen if he married a bitch like noire

>>156946609
>Nepnep
>Would laugh along, then get you to play games with her for a bit to relax

>Vert
>Would take the lead herself and help you get over your nervousness

>Blanc
>If you do nothing inappropriate she'd suggest reading some books instead and maybe suggest doing something she read in a romance novel to get used to each other

>Noire
>Would call you useless and make some hurtful comments, then try to fix it with some half assed tsundere lines.

Why do people like Noire again?

>>156947037
>Why do people like Noire again?
Because they have shit taste

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Vert is cute but she is also cool

Also nepnep would probably tease him with a goofy grin on her face, but it would all be in good fun.

>>156944079
27

>>156947037
More. What about the Makers?

>>156947037
>Blanc whips out a bunch of romantic novels for you two to read
>when you're finished she ask which was your favorite begins to act it out with you
>it slowly leads into something more original between you two

I've finished 3 nep games and I still have nfi what the plot to these games is

>>156947367
They're all metaphors for real world events in the japanese gaming industry

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>>156947221
You forgot the fact that Neptune would definitely be having fun teasing him, especially in her Purple Heart form.

I wonder what would it feel like with Nepgear?

>>156947507
With Nepgear it would essentially play out like an extra sweet vanilla doujin between two shy lovers.

Honestly i still don't forgive iffy for letting nepnep get poisoned in rb1. She easily could have warned her

>>156947507
You're definitely going to experience vanilla, Mr. Gearnon
>>156947629
Gearnon's living the vanilla dream
>>156947639
>MUH BERU

>>156947037
I imagine Noire would actually be even more spaghetti'd rather than hostile. Noire's tsun is present primarily when she's confident, not when she's embarrassed.

>>156947308
I get the feeling Blanc likes taking it as hard as she gives it. Or at least White Heart would.

>>156947639
What was up with that scene? Was Evil-whatshisname lying or did he really think the poison doesn't work if you're not evil? His line delivery kinda seemed like the latter, but nobody told him that.

>>156947367
It's simple, anon
>Purple Heart is perfect heart
>Noire pleases old men for the kids, also have no friend
>Blanc have no boobs
>Vert has boobs but no imouto
>Nepgear is a murderer
>Uni is my universe
>Ram is cute
>Rom likes Rom
>Iris Heart is best Heart

>>156948078
>Blanc likes taking it as hard as she gives it
>she gives it
Uh oh, I'm imagining something immoral and it's giving me a stiffy.

>>156947629
If it's anything like that NaruHina doujin that makes your teeth fall out then damn.

>>156948483
It's not heresy as long as you're giving your shares to Lady White Heart.

>>156948078
>Blanc likes taking it as hard as she gives it
That's nice, bud.

>>156948308
Wrong.
It's :
>Plutia is a total pushover
>everyone do what Iris Heart says

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>>156948078
>you will never have hot passionate sex with Blanc
Why even live.

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CHECK OUT HTTP://MURDERGEAR.COM/

"The Proposal" updated.

>>156950869
>yuri
>fanfiction
Nobody cares.

>>156951142
It was meant to get you angry so I could laugh at you, and it worked. Thanks.

>>156951142
Where did you even get the fact that anon is American? Don't you realize there's more timezones even in North America alone?

>>156951215
>"I WAS ONLY PRETENDING"
:^)

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>>156944079
19

>>156951286
You're awfully touchy recently, Kuugen.

>>156944079
22.

>>156946414
Have you given up on life yet?

>>156948181

I think that the intent was to make it look like Conversation told him that but since we never see it we dunno.

Mainly they were trying to make him less of a dickbag than his HDN1 counterpart for some reason.

>>156952250
I never played HDN1 but in Rebirth he felt like a lying asshole and that he made up the "only kills evil" shit on the spot.

>>156944079
20

>>156952506
I don't remember anymore, but by the overall feel of HDN he was probably doing what he thought was best for Vert. The goddesses were enemies back then. RB1 tried to soften this a little, maybe they didn't get the transition quite right with Yvoire.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nowa_Nowa,_Victoria
>this place exists

>>156953593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIGy8KANv4g

>>156946414
It seems you take the prize.

>>156947639
She was too distracted by Vert's tits.

>>156952506
Yeah, I think the "only kills evil" was a lie and he knew it, but he made that up to convince Iffy to poison nep. I don't think he is really evil, it's just that he was deceived and thought that Neptune was evil, then he tried to save Vert and Leanbox.

>>156950195
What's hot and passionate about sex with a flat, assless brat?

>>156954623
I though you loved Blanc, Spankfag?

>>156954623
She very compact, so you can lift her and do all sorts of intricate positions.

>>156954623
It's all about attitude, really. Passion has nothing to do with tits.

>>156944079
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>>156944079
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>Eryn's ass...
I'm not exactly familiar with CH's methods, but FFF getting a remake is a good new, right?
Is there any way to see CH's assets, and see how much money they gained from Neptunia?

Which sports would neps like to play?

>>156957439
eSports

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>>156957439
Vert esports.

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>>156942297
Excelent choice anon, I'm sure you won't regret praising the best and most hugable goddess.

>>156957510
neptune - tekken
noire - starcraft
vert - cod
blanc - pokemon

>>156958272
>Tekken

There's a bear at the door.

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>>156944079
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>>156958272
>vert - cod
So Vert is the casual?

>You sit in one room with Gearanon, Unianon, Kuugen, Lindafag, Spankfag and decaying corpse of Nepnowayfag
>No doors or windows
What do you do?

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>>156945439
Read her shitty fics to her and then cuddle together after a couple sex sesions

>>156958754
Find a way out and kill Ghostroach.

>>156942735
Black Heart's intro truly is the best.
She comes down with a display of force. Even just the shockwave from that attack is scary. You realize that, as a human, if you were even close to her you would be dead even if she didn't hit you directly.
Then with a smile and satisfied look on her face, she gets into her battle stance. Her battle stance is extremely confident, she feels no need to guard against you. She's not even taking you seriously.

Fug. I wish my goddess got something like this intro.

>>156958754
>Make Gearanon fuck Unianon while Spankfag spanks his brother
>Make Kuugen write fanfic of it

>>156958690
She takes her pro-gamer career very seriously, playing whole nights and stuff

>>156959017
>pro-gamer
>playing CoD
LOL
OLO
LOL

>>156958690
>>156959071
>CoD
>casual
>Pokemon
>not casual
kys

>>156959206
You at least need a brain for competitive Pokémon, unlike CoD

>>156959206
And where exactly is it said that Vert plays Pokemon?

>>156956948
>Not neps.

Fuck off.

>>156957439
Watersports

>>156958917
So just like Nepgear and Uni, Uninon is the bottom too?

>>156959389
>45 minutes later
Took you long enough to remember how to use a keyboard, heh, ESL?

>>156958754
How is that any different from being here?

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>>156956948

FFF already got it's remake.

>>156959889
You can leave /nepgen/ to take a shit.

>>156959889
you meet them face to face

>>156959909
I know. But I'm asking if we can expect a sequel.

>>156959950
...Fuck, that's a terrifying prospect.

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>>156960089
I don't bite

>>156960089
At least you wouldn't be stuck with me for long.

>>156958754
Probably try to break out hysterically until we run out of air.

>>156959909
It's not on PC so it doesn't exist.

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Rena in Nep 8 when?

>>156958754
Say hi? I assume we're all somewhat normal people irl.

>>156960392
>implying PC was ever important
Notice there's never dual releases?

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I really love Nepgear!

>>156960929
I love you!

>>156961559
Yes, you and the hundreds gay Anons.

>>156960520
>I assume we're all normal people irl.
I go to the hospital on a weekly basis. Does that answer your assumption?

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>>156944079
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>>156960089
>>156960520
Just imagine a standard college student, wearing glasses, with a height of 167cm, pretty normal.

>>156961559
I hope that's not the meme again.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4R0a2OVH9w

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>>156944079
27.

>>156960520
I always imagined Ghostroach as a living trash can that somehow realized its existence

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Gaming on Tsunday.

>>156962980
>im stuffed.

>>156962980
Make it to level 30! BECOME A WIZARD!

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I love Noire!

>>156962980
Anon.
Puddings.

>>156962885
>Wearing glasses

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GYAAAAA

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>>156964279
What's wrong with wearing glasses?

>>156964279
But Gearnon with glasses is cute!

We might as well rename to /nepgearanongen/

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>>156964694
S-so you like people with glasses?

Do you like Rei?

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I want to write a story about the neps spending a night in a haunted house.

>>156965938
Do it, man.
I'd love to see something like that.

>>156962885
>167cm
>pretty normal
You're really fucking tiny, anon.

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Reminder that tangerines kick ass.

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>>156966865
I'm 170cm. That's not that small.

>>156967372
Are you chinks or something? I'm 179 and I'm one of the shortest men I know.

>>156967372
Google says that about 5'7". That's certified manlet territory.

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>>156967060

>Ram and Rom cowering in fear
>Not blasting the shit out of the zombie with magic.

Save me from this game.

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>>156967372

If you're not at least 6' tall you fucked up.

>>156967607
i dont think you remember that scene very well.
>>156966865
gearnon is a neplet.

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>>156967448
>>156967516
No, I'm as tall as everyone around me.
You probably just live in Thailand, among Kayan people.

>>156967785
>using imperial units
Death to the Empire!

>>156967882
>I'm as tall as everyone around me.
So you were from Mexico all along.

>>156968024
Wrong. I don't even speak Mexican.

>>156967372
>tfw 156cm

>>156968228
My cousin was that tall when I was still spanking her during babysitting.

>>156962885
>Wearing glasses
Boner shattered.

>>156968228
Shameful, my 13 year old sister is taller than you.

>>156969436
>he has a sister
You know what to do, Anon.

>>156969501
Introduce her to Neptunia? I already did. She plays on my PS4 and her favorite character is Neptune. She's halfway through VII right now.

>>156969501
Protect her and make sure she doesn't end with a loser that spends most of his time with games and internet?

>>156967448
>I'm 179
You were so close anon. Two or three inches more and you would be part of the master race.

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Vert walks in like this and asks if you would nep her.

What do you do?

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I want to marry Uzume!

>>156971668
Ask her what "nep" means.

>>156971849
I want to fuck her.

>>156971668
Nep her.

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Thoughts?

>>156972285
I'm not gonna click, it's this fucking ending again i'm sure.

>>156972285
Neptune finally acting like a big sister.

Oooh, wait, I was supposed to say "BOO HOO HOO MY HEART IS BROKEN 5EVER WHICH IS MORE THAN 4EVER".
Am I right?

>>156972430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pOoSe2K5DU

>>156972518
>getting murdered
>acting like a big sister

>>156971668
I imagine my reaction would depend on the context, is this more of a:
>Why is there a naked girl I've never seen in my room?
or
>Again? We did it twice today already!
or something in between?

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>>156972285
>neptune let this happen

meme

>>156972681
>sacrificing her life to make sure her lil' sister has a better chance of surviving

>>156972902
>Implying it was necessary

>>156966036
>"yaay, Imma write a story"
>30 minutes later
>barely wrote a single page
Oh well, here you go : http://pastebin.com/1Snkvdvz
I'll resume it after work.

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You've been picked to design Compa's first game as the main character. It can be anything, from a match 3 to a full blown old school RPG like Baldur's Gate.


What are your ideas for her anon?

No porn, hand holding is allowed if it's justified in the scenario

>>156973578
My idea is to refuse to work with her and actually work on a spin-off game with Uzume.

Shit would be fun as fuck-

>>156973578
Is spanking considered porn?

>>156973735

Educational spanking yes, lewd spanking not on screen but it can be suggested.

>>156973578
A surgeon game/operation game. Think Amateur Surgeon

>>156973853
Then probably some raising game, where you act as Compa's coach, walk around Planeptune, talk to IF, Neptune, Neptune Junior, Histoire and B-Sha.

And every once in a while, you have a bunch of nightmarish, difficults mini-games where you follow Compa in a dungeon and order her around so that the party doesn't get wiped.
You follow a tempo to heal Neptune and IF, attack the enemy's weak point to try to paralyze it, and try to avoid its attacks while IF and Neptune pound it.

>>156973578
turn-based RPG with a romance subplot that allows our beautiful compa to save the world while also finding a good man who will love her truly for the rest of her life

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I love Noire more than anything in the entire world!

>>156944079
19!

>>156973853
And I forgot the most important part : you get to spank Compa if you win, on the ground that "you could've done better, I won't allow you to hurt yourself!"

>>156974950
>the Noire believer is still a kid
What a cradle-robber.

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HA ! HA !
Time to capture Nitroplus.

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>>156975530

That's not how CPU Candidates should behave!

>>156975765
I agree.

>>156975765
Would you spank them?

>>156975375
How much damage would a chainsaw do to those armor weakspots?

>>156976743
Chainsaws are extremely bad against armored targets. Use them against a living being, and the bones will totally fuck up the chainsaw.

>>156972285
I felt genuinely sad about the whole thing, specially knowing it was avoidable.

>>156973578
Surgeon simulator.

>>156973137
Seems amusing so far, dude.

>>156978126
It's an ungrateful job. I spent 30 minutes writing something that you read in 3 minutes.

>>156978192
Just imagine the ratio of that for overheat

>>156973578
I'd like to force her into character development. Sort of like Valkyria Chronicles: she wants to be a nurse, but that will come later. Right now she must put away that syringe and defend her homeland.

>>156978192
>3 minutes
Took me about 1:30. It's going to be fun, I'll be waiting for more.

>>156978653
At least Kuugen get paid.

>>156978764
SadFace.png

>>156978990
How much does Kuugen get paid exactly?

>>156978990
Kuugen started her patreon last month, her oldest fic is from 2008
there is like several thousand pages worth of shit before that

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BIG NEP
MUST BE
NEPPED

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>>156980336
Tiara.
Blanc.
You're waifu.
Red.

>>156980336
Explain why fuck and marry are separate.

>>156980526
Because you start a family with your wife.

But you make passionate love with your lover.

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Hey girl, do you like guys who KILL? Because I'm gonna MURDER that pussy.

...

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>>156980616
Why would you ever marry someone you don't passionately love?

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>>156980640
I would do unspeakable things that that loli

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>>156980640
Dibs on her little butt.

>>156980726
Well, in my case, I don't want the mother of my children to know what my fetishes are.

>>156980823
HER ASS IS MINE

>>156980718
No, I get that. I thought it implied you'd never have sex with the wife.

Just a misunderstanding I suppose.

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>>156980823
>loli
Negative. 16 is fully legal where I live.

>>156980640
>>156980823
>>156980895
>pop-up_powerbomb.jpg

>>156980895
You touch her Spankfag and I'll hide Tiara somewhere you will never find her.

>>156980509
BigFalcom
C-Sha
uhh...Hyper Noire? If I had to choose.
Nep, to see her reactions.

>>156980509
>>156980942
>all this Vert hate
At least she knows how to die properly, with dignity.

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>>156980996

>>156981078
>implying
Tiara will be helping me capturing Ethel.

>>156979179
Like 100 dorras a month

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>>156981292
>implying
I will preempt your every movement, your slave girl will be mine

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>>156981342
Don't bully Noire please.

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>>156981180
you dont ignore nep nep

>>156981471
>implying implications
Bitch, all the fencers, furies and neps are mine.

>>156981525
If she wasn't such a nasty bitch, she wouldn't get hate. Worst person to pick on Producing Perfection and ruins her own game in Hyperdevotion.

>>156980937
Loli is a body type.

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>>156981636
>all the fencers, furies ... are mine
>he wants to be the meat in Bahus' and Sherman's sandwich

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>>156981649
Not only would she not get hate if she had a better personality, but she would potentially even compete for best girl. Sadly, bitches are as bitches do.

>>156960220
Hi Lindafag!
https://imgur.com/a/sW5i6#JrMlnpX

>>156981819
Tiara, Eryn, Karin, Ethel, Lola, they are all belong to me.

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>>156981860
>best
That's stretching it a bit. Even if she wasn't a complete tool, Uni would still beat her

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>>156981994
>Eryn
>belonging to you

>>156982212
>locking Eyn
>in a small, dark room
>only open the door to spank her

That sounds good too.

>>156982040
Uni has two surprisingly small problems which prevent her from being best.

>>156982396
A small butt and a small egeo?

>>156982396
It's not the size of her chest that counts, it's the size of her heart. You mean person you.

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>>156982040
I agree. Uni is a cuter, more affectionate nepper than Noire.

>>156982396
You are forgetting something very important

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>>156982317
I swear to God I'm going to find you, and when I do I... wait a second
>Eyn
Ah you're talking about someone else, that's fine then.

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ABABABABABABA

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>>156982682
all memes need a nep edition

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>>156983287
Yes. Post more.

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>>156983494
post cute histys

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>>156982527
Uni a best

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>>156983484

Plutia is great.

>>156983484
baby in a blender drink

delicious

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>>156984240
>implying Ploot would hurt Baby Iffy

>>156982682
All your fencers are belong to me.
I'll make sure Eryn's ass is as red as her panties.

But I'm nice, I'll allow you to join and caress her butt once she's properly spanked.