/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

>>156930152
same desu. just pick whichever you think sounds good. I went to primal malboro. idk what an alive server is supposed to look like but during the day there seems to be a lot of people about.

right now I see 5 recruit posts on the PF, not sure if that's good for this time of the day but I can't complain

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tfw (sophex)

Horny hung male lizard looking for available lizard girl

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>tfw you won't find someone you can be a loyal and personal maid for in this game.

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>tfw you look so good even the haters got your pictures saved

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Brown

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hey b0ss

>>156930372
Server?

>>156930504
Playing on EU. Will probably switch to Cerberus soon.

Do not reply to him.

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>>156930424
Blue

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>>156930687
Blue

th for loh x amber otp

>>156930745
Loh x Caelus is the OTP.

>>156930661
Oh hey I'm on there, any way to contact you?

>>156930687
why did you breakup with godly buns

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>>156930424
Green

>>156930740
Who is this cutie?

>>156930886
I will probably transfer later today, so I can write again then.(Rather not give out information here)
What race are you playing? I would like to serve a cute female character at least.

>>156930329
aranea please

>>156930407
For what it's worth, I think you're pretty cute.

>>156931019
some gay retard

>>156931000
Name. I want to worship you.

>>156930745
>>156930785
You're both wrong, it's LohxDagoth Ur

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which manticore would you fuck?

>>156931046
Oh well, I don't play one

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>>156931078
>>156930329
same

>>156931128
Why choose one?

Spitroast?

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>>156931087
Nah, only when I got the widow's peak. How can that apply to this bitchin' pompadour.
Thanky, though.

>>156931090
Well yeah, but so am I

>>156930675
>2016

kys

>tfw no FSH buddy to teach me how to FSH
suffering.

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>>156931130
That's truly a shame.

which ebins already cleared a12s? give me the list

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xth for always being there for your squad.
>>156930407
I really want that dress, I just refuse to pay that many dollary-doos for just cosmetics.

>>156931297
What fishy knowledge do you desire?

>>156931297
Name?

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So I think I might try another race.

Should I go highlander or roegadyn?

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>>156930941
:thinking_emoji:

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Have you spun with spincat today?

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my son is having a tantrum

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tfw it's really hard to make a roe that's cute

>>156931459
highlander then post feet

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Who dead?

>>156931512
Vau Icawus

>>156931563
Feet is such an eh kink and feet in this game are just blocks with toes pasted on.

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>>156931459
>choosing between perfect and godly
*loud sweating*

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>>156931556
cuteness is in the eye of the beholder

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>>156931438
Everything, have only leveled FSH through GC turn ins, and going to make an attempt at it now.
>>156931441
Elliot Fairchild.

>>156931556
>>156931689
If I wasn't so attached to elezen I would probably be Roe...

>>156931351
ippiki
abe
thats it

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I did it lads, I did A9s

How hard is Sophia ex?

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>>156931669
I want a huge departure from what I have been playing. I've been a cat since start, it's feeling a little old.

kiss is retarded

>>156931783
Easiest primal in heavensward

>>156931728
You arent online.

>>156931808
how long until kiss and amber meltdown at each other

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Hey thread, moving to balmung to play with some more active, more RP friendly friends of mine. I'm gonna probably start fantasia away from being a Catboy but I can't decide between these 4 QTs I've made.

Who's the best of these 4?

>ben this obsessed

>>156931869
the least atrocious is your lala, and I don't even care for lalas. Honestly, as long as it's not a Miqo'te or an Au Ra it's fine.

>>156931869
highlander or lala by far

>>156931869
the lala.

>>156931831
Yeah I am! Currently trying to get the FSH books.

>try to shitpost about stratos
>his full name is banned text

lol wtf?? moot hate stratos? LOL

>>156931841
3 days at worst

>>156931556
>>156931689
Dese are both cuties, what's the issue?

>>156931787
Choose Highlander for great body, emotive.. Emotes. And easy face 1 pretty or face 3 cutey.
Choose roegadyn for giant goddess of muscle and tits or short and adorable goddess of muscle and tits.

>>156931485
You keep replying like this, but I don't know what it means.

I hope you're alright.

>>156931869
Highlander is cute, roegadyn is cute, I really like the elezen (personal taste, I recognize that a lot of /xivg/ will shit on that elezen).

>>156931980
>>156931982

I was honestly leaning Goth Lala but I figured it'd be easier to get noticed/RP as a Highlady since those are kind of rare. Are my suspensions true or does the cute lala trump all?

>>156931992
Then you must have changed names and for some reason not given the new one.

>>156931728
So you're at 60. Assuming you have no gear, you'll want to hit up a crafter/mb for a set of 60 gear. Then, if you have no other DoL leveled, you're going to head to Hinterlands and fish for Illuminati Perch until your eyes bleed for blue scrips, you need something like 99x3 blue scrip tokens for your fishy folklore books. To get fish big enough for scrips, you'll need to use Patience II and Powerful/Precise Hooking. It's been a long time so I've forgotten which bite is Perch and which Hook to use, you'll probably figure it out.

That'll keep you busy a few days.

>>156932203
Lala by far.
Would drink at a bar with and talk tales of stupidity.

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>>156932067
I can't decide. Should I leave it up to chance somehow?

>>156932176
Yeah Elezen are really cute (especially Drow) but most of /xivg/ don't seem to agree

>>156932230
Also make sure you have collectible gathering on.

>>156932205
Nope. I did switch servers some time ago though.
>>156932230
Neat! I'll do that once I get to 60.

>>156932306
>caring about /xivg/'s opinion
if people did that we would literally be nothing other than brown c@girls and lizards

>>156932264
Both look disgusting .

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I'll be your maid instead

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Anyone know a fast way of getting these challenges done?
I used to farm Chimera's back when Chimerical Felt was the least bit useful, but it takes fucking forever.
Any alternatives?

>>156932453
Go to middle la noscea
take out your chocobo
do fates

>>156932264
>dat Highlander
That roegadyn is cute and I like Hellsguard but I'm preferring that fierce Highlander. Goddamn dem eyebrows on point.
What's chance?

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>>156930478
Can someone give me the pussy please.

>>156932443
I want to disgust my enemies to keep their hate when playing PLD, and then disgust them when playing NIN so they turn away from me for easier trick attacks.

>>156932602
I dunno, using a post number roll or something. I might just stay cat.

>>156932452
>3DPD
Get out!

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>>156932264
Try some different hairs for your roe and I think you've got a qt. Usually shorter hair or the race-specific ones work the best in my opinion because clipping can be a motherfucker with long-haired roes.

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>>156932412
>brown
We have two, MAYBE a third, brown cats.

>>156932802
it's good they caught onto your stupid bullshit amber

>>156932802
stop ban evading

I have a crush on NORIKO MAKOTO

>>156932803
I probably would because I end up using short hairs all the time (I even sold the Samsonian locks, so.) but I thought it looked pretty cute with the Gallant coronet. I just didn't want it to look similar to your roe and everyone else's roe in the thread by that much. I am pretty unoriginal, though.

lf lala to pump up heavily with a lot of cum

>>156932878
Post your best NORIKO MAKOTO rares.

>>156932831
When trump is elected this will be the only brown.

>>156931869
Literally anything but the bottom 2. Highlander is the cutest of the top 2.

>>156932831
All those posted are brown. There are many shades of brown. They dont need to be subsaharan African colored for you to call them brown.

>>156931331
You'd probably get more replies if you were looking for a male/female coupling, it's more popular and the /u/ crowd is very small and/or niche here.

>>156932080
Thank you for your concern anon, there's no need to worry about me.

>>156932412
Yeah, the racial passive for Elezen/Roe is really nice too.
Stealth Field (passive): Reduced enmity gain from targets not under the effect of Elf/Ogre Fancier. Additional effect: increased enmity gain from targets with Elf/Ogre Fancier.

>>156932264
Right is cute, just change the eye color. Red eyes is some edgy shit, unless they also have red hair, imo

>>156932857
>>156932865
>this boogyman posting

>>156932878
megu

>>156932963
I can't. I must keep the rare NORIKO MAKOTOS to myself or it's not as special

>>156933062
>Red eyes is some edgy shit
No one asked about your hang-ups.

>>156933098
amber uses that 4chan skin.

kill yourself

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>>156932961
stop

>>156933098
it's not boogeyman posting

you literally get banned for trying to post the banned text, he would have to evade to post that picture

>>156933148
>>156933180
>being this much of a retarded stalker

>>156933139
Its a widely accepted belief that will determine how people interact with you

Little puppy looking for Master to take care of me @ultros

>>156933062
But mom, I wanna be Allagan.

I thought about red/red but I dislike monochromatic characters. I don't mind being edgy, but if another color looked good I'd use it too. Maybe orange or gold or something? Just not purple / blue / green like all characters ever including my cat.

>>156933057
Hahah.
It's pretty good, isn't it? Enough thirst to not be annoying but enough to be appreciated.

>>156933212
yes, stalking
when amber posts screenshots of their ui all the time
shut the fuck up already

>>156933172
lala stuck on a big dick squirming all awkwardly

>>156933212
ok my guy post stratos' character name and see what happens

don't report back

>>156933218
>taking video game characters this seriously
lol what

>>156933127
You have to share those rare NORIKO MAKOTOs anon. The world deserves them, you know that.

>>156933308
>>156933293
>this samefagging

>>156933389
HURRRRRR

>>156933389
(You)

>>156931960
>>156931982
>>156931980

Well here's the important question, Can lalas be sexy?

>>156933465
>>156933507
>they're still going at it!

>>156933218
>your typical /xivg/ post

You're all losers.

>>156933262
I love getting those random tells, "Hey nice elezen" and try to send them out myself. It's nice to feel appreciated despite being the minority.

>I have a brain tumor
>going in for gamma knife surgery on monday
>scared as hell
>don't know what to do, so I'm just leveling PLD

I know it's pretty dumb and low risk, but I can't stop worrying. Thanks for listening, /xivg/.

>>156933552
shut the fuck up amber

>>156933220
Arf!

>>156933516
Yes. There probably are things which are considered as sexy characteristics between lalafell, considering that their couple are made via consent like other civilized humanoids.

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>>156933062
they're not edgy I was born that way okay

does 4.0 info come with this years fanfest?

>>156933231
Orange or gold would probably look ok. Could try a few browns, or maybe even a lighter red.

>>156933691
This kind of red looks ok, just looks weird when they're dark red with pale skin

>>156933708
People are expecting it to, since that's how Heavensward was revealed. So I've heard. Plus the word "Stormblood" was copyrighted by SquareEnix a few weeks ago.

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>>156933634

>>156933552
DURRRR xD

>>156933613
>back to boogyman posting

I want to see some lickable pits right NOW!

>>156933809
stormblood is a horrible name

i need something to pump..

>>156933880
IT IS AWESOME! HUSH YOUR MOUTH, PLEASE!!

>>156933881
Pump THIS
*unzips bike*

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>>156933516
yes

>>156933837
here respond to my post so you can get the last word
and then never respond to me again

>>156933880
video game titles are generally shit

>>156933809
>People are expecting it to, since that's how Heavensward was revealed.
And they still haven't old us wtf is a sward
>>156933880
What the hell is a blood?

Why can't SE make normal names?

>>156934128
what the hell is a stormb?

>>156934047
It's a lot better than Heavensward.
>Expansion focusing on Ala Mhigo.
>They hold Rhalgr in high regard
>Rhalgr is associated with destruction and lightning
>Ala Mhigans are his faithful, his "children".
>Children of the storm.
>The Stormblood

How is this not obvious.

>>156934128
I'm not too familiar with African America lore, but I think a blood is one of two factions that are in perpetual with one another.

Given the title, I think the next expansion is going to be inspired by 'gangsta' culture. Ala Mhigo is probably takes inspiration from modern day Detroit.

need 1 healer for sophia, aether raid finder, idk if there's an option to queue for in progress or not but we're inside

>>156934128
>what is a sward
Well, in the unfortunate case that you're not joking when saying this, it means toward, like Homeward.

>>156934397
duty complete/completion btw

Amazing how i can command my entire linkshell to bring this thread to it's knees, these non legend fucks cant even compare

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I feel like I made a good choice.

>>156934339
Honestly I feel like they chose Heavensward because we got flying in this expansion. I think that was 90% of their decision.

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How bad is my roe?

Anyone got the /tell logs of rheia and i'ro?

>>156934636
Do you like male au ra?
EB purposes...

She's great

>>156931297
T H I S
I am so lost at 20 ;-;

>>156934482
so.. do you still need help?

>>156934636
This roe a cute! CUTE!

>>156934636
Not too bad, anon. Cute face, but the arms are pretty bulky, so maybe get some clothes that cover them up a bit more, unless you like that

What do you do when you realize you're worthless?

>>156934628
not because a lot of the story dealt with the church and dragons?

>>156934765
>worthless
but I'm #1

>>156934765
Listen to some Eurobeat, grind something out, then go to bed. Maybe think of what to get at the grocery store tomorrow for lunch.

>>156934795
smitty...

>>156934765
give your fc and house to the last person you should and delete your character

>>156934765
post lewd pics of yourself irl

>>156934849
sick ref

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Bang~

>>156934769
I thought that at first, too, see. But after careful consideration I'm going to have to say it was because of flying.

If anything you brought the church low and ended the dragonsong war, so it should have been Heavensfall. What I'm really saying is bring back Nael.

>>156934917
CUTE

>Godspeed blames having shit progression every patch on having no static
>has a static this patch
>millions of groups clearing A12S on Balmung before him
>nevermind other servers
Lmao

>>156934917
I'm going to bang your pussy until you're broken.

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This works. I'm still a cat.

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>the power of the pomp won't allow the brim

>>156934934
>Bring back Nael
Can we get Gaius back too?

what did bad manners and king stefan get banned for?

Do not reply to him.

>>156935147
who

>>156934726
filled right after I posted that and we cleared ez, the fucker we kicked got knocked off the platform FIVE times the first pull. Then he died to the very first aero 3, then somehow died to the PLD add and turned half the group into zombies including both healers on the second pull.

>>156935147
sick pass bro

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>>156934636
qt3.14/10 would let join my squadron.

>>156935002
Yes.

Make Garlemald Great Again.

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>>156934765
I shitpost.
But then again, I do that regardless

>>156935225
+1

>>156935257
tfw Aislinn is Shana

>156935257
you never got off your ERP alt
I'm not giving you any more (You)s

>>156935204
haha well glad you at least cleared despite the retard

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>>156934628
>I feel like I made a good choice.
I want to strengthen skinship with this Highlander.

>>156934765
I ragequit.

Sorry.

>>156935250
https://youtu.be/1h8TKeXk5eA

Dude got robbed of a great fight.

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>>156934761
She is not best impressed at some of my previous wardrobe choices that's for sure

>>156934968
Lewd

>>156934917
wanna bang a lizard

>>156935128
autism

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>>156935358
I'm sorry, but we've removed that in the NA version of Final Emblem: Imagine Dragons. We feel it does not fit the American audience. Please enjoy the support conversations and fade to white Rising Stones interaction scenes with the Scions, though.

>>156935429
I unironically love everything Garlean. With all these outfits you can purchase on the mogstation, I'm deeply saddened you can't get some awesome Garlean armor.

Maybe there'll be more Garlean encounters in Stormblood? I mean, almost certainly, but you know.

>>156934761
The muscles in this game can look so awful, the lighting just makes it look like your skin is plastic that got too hot and started warping.

Are there cute lalas in soft?

>>156935532
Is she cute?

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>>156935294
When did I become Shana?

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>>156935294
All me Shana Celestine.

I'm surprised I have this pic here

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>>156935809
>tfw I can't find any of my screenshots with Shana
At least I have this one with Abe.

>>156935893
tfw replaced...

>>156935613
fire emblem fates was a bad game long before localization touched it

How, as a tank, do I improve DPS? My brain goes full "MAKE SURE TO DO MECHANICS RIGHT TO NOT CAUSE WIPES" instead of DPS'ing well enough and I feel like I'm always a detriment when it comes to overall dps.

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>>156935613
>Maybe there'll be more Garlean encounters in Stormblood?
I am very much expecting there to be a dungeon with Guyver armor for the player, much like the Vault.

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tfw suncats are too loud

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>>156935928
I didn't replace anyone...

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So many roegadyn women.
Is this heaven? Did I die somehow and end up in heaven?
There aren't enough strong women in the world, dammit.

Femroe population on Coeurl is terribly low. Its mostly Au Ra and c@s here, unfortunately. We have a strange number of Elezen, though.

>Godspeed STILL doesn't have an a12s clear

>>156934986
Meh, good enough without it. I don't use it either.

>>156936023
Sunslut mouths are useless without a throbbing cock parked in it.

>>156935671
thats for you to decide

>join an A9S learning party and cause at least 4 wipes

Help.

>>156935978
if Stormblood puts us in Ala Mhigo the main plot will probably be driving Garleans out, which I'm hype for

That and more highlander lore~

>>156936145
As a suncat I can confirm this

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>>156936081
Leviathan had a really large population of Lalafell, for some reason. Especially compared to Balmung that I moved from, which is really lacking in Lalafell compared to other realms. I wonder why. . .

Excalibur seems to have a pretty decent mix. See a bit of everything, roes of both gender probably still the rarest, though.

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>>156935613
Their stuff does look sick

>>156936224
moonie SLUUUUUUUUUUT falseflag

>>156935396
Alex sucks anyway...

>>156936081
>His idea of heaven is a club full of trannies
wew

>>156936178
are you learning from your mistakes?

>>156936169
Post her

>>156936178
>learning party
That's what it's about.
Are you playing tank or healer?

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>>156936269
shanapost

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>>156936081
Faerie is pretty much flooded with c@s and lalas, but there are a decent number of roes that I've met through various linkshells and just being out in the world.
Maybe you'll find the femroe of your dreams in Ala Mhigo and you don't even know it yet.

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bitches

what's something comfy I can grow in a garden that still turns a profit?

>>156935971
I'm not saying it wasn't, but skinship was removed for the NA release, no? I liked Conquest at any rate, even though the story was really dumb.

>>156935978
>>156936250

I want to exact revengeance on Illberd and also save Ala Mhigo. Fighting cool Garleans and getting cool armor is just a plus.

>>156936524
You don't even know what a real penis looks like.

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>>156936249
I think its pretty cool and indicative of the type of players that populate a server. Male Roegadyn are pretty hard to come by in general though. For some reason, no one wants to be a tough guy. Or a large unorthodox healer

>>156936354
Whats the matter, afraid of bangin a woman that can bench press you?

>>156936586
>Illberd
If writing improves just a tad over how much better Heavensward is over A Realm Reborn, Ilberd will be a tragic hero. He will give everything to give Ala Mhigo back to the people and the Scions will feel a little guilty.
If we just find him and wreck his shit, then that's just the same damn story everyone else told.

>>156935257
I want to chat with this maid cat!

>>156936479
Off tank. I kept fucking up with the placements of the activators, and then moving too early for the second scrap line. We eventually made it to 33% but that was a fluke, considering when we made it close again trying to grab the activator again with the bombs there fucked everyone over.

>>156936641
Cool look.

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>>156936787
About what, anon?

>>156936641
Whats the matter, afraid of banging something feminine like a normal man would?

why did shana leave discord

>>156936741
I totally get why Illberd has done what he's done and stuff, but betrayal is still betrayal. I like him because I want to slay him.

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>>156936970

>>156936641
I'm hoping Stormblood will inspire more people to Fanta to tall. The novelty of being twice as tall as the rest of whatever party wore off long ago and I'm just femelezen.

>>156936989
Good. If the writers are smart, they'll play on that desire and cockblock you with Ilberd's selfless act of heroism or even sacrifice. Maybe you even have to team up with him at one point when you're cut off from Raubahn and someone that isn't fucking Alphinaud.

>>156937186
Put in the secret code to only get queued with male au ra and elezen

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>>156934636
FUCK IT!

>>156937238
I do like the idea of "fine, we're working together now but I still wanna bring you to justice once we escape Hydrus and his evil magitek rape machine" or something."

>>156936964
Anything really but you're never online!

>>156937317
Oh my god, drawcat, no.

>>156937238
Given the direction Heavensward went with giving us an entirely new party to pal around with, I wouldn't be surprised if Ilberd and the WoL were forced into a new, uneasy alliance. As much of a shitass traitor as he is, he's all about Ala Mhigo, and would stop at nothing to save it.
I don't like the guy, but I respect him, and would love a teamup.
>>156937186
I doubt it. People seem pretty into what they have now. And I doubt Stormblood will add a new race.
>>156936970
Ain't nothin not feminine about strong women. A woman is a woman my man.

>>156937313
I did and all I got was a week of lala parties. Not one of them believed in truth, honor or justice either.

any trannies on right now

>>156937317
What an interesting mammet!

>>156937454
it's xivg so of course

>>156937426
>week of lala parties.
That must have been a horrible time of awful memes and having to look where you stop.
You have my condolences.

>>156936432
Already did.

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>>156937418
>a woman is a woman my man
Exactly, so get yourself a fit girl who can crush your head open with her thighs like a watermelon.

>>156937340
I'm bored so I'm online now.

>>156937492
There's a reason I always glamour pants instead of a skirt. It's a shame I can't put them to better use, for example as trebuchet ammunition.

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>>156937576
>>156937418
oh shit I realized that may have come across as disagreeing.
more power to you my dood.
>tfw no femroe to grate cheese off of her chiseled abs

>>156931728
>>156932230
Bullshit you hit lvl 60 from only GC turn ins.

>>156937418
>>156937337
>traitor
Just to satisfy my know-it-all OCD, he didn't betray anyone. He was planted in the Crystal Braves; he never worked for Alphinaud. Those little jews were waiting for Alphinaud to act on the inevitable and take advantage of it.

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>>156937576
>>156937418
What really matters is finding someone you accept and appreciate. Like Honoroit has.

>>156937804
Er, I may or may not have been very diligent in my turn ins. Only lvl30

>>156937652
A competition of who can shoot a lalafell farther sounds like a great idea

>>156937804
How is that bullshit anon?

>>156937849
he just clearly wants you to take him by force

>>156937387
I have a great need

>>156937892
You, I like you, we should hang out and play Gamecube games.

>>156936964
Does this cat ERP or just fish for (You)s?

>>156937991
>fish for (You)s

this one

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>>156937974
>forgets image

>>156937969
Honoroit is cute, but I'm afraid it's a maid for Fortemps he likes.

every party I get into wipes in Sophia ex first and second phase

I just want my Monk/AST weapon ;_;

>>156936741
Nah, the way I think it's going to happen is that Ilberd will help liberate Ala Mhigo through either Omega or summoning Rhalgr, maybe both, then immediately turning on Eorzea to get revenge on them for ignoring the Ala Mhigans for so long, then we gotta put him down

how do I check my achievements ffs

>>156938374
Left most circle on the menu bar ("Player" I think), achievements.

>>156938273
Have you cleared it yet or still trying to? Because I'll RF it with you, anon

>>156938374
There's a button called character, press it.

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>tfw you just want to do mentor shit
>almost all sprouts on Balmung are just RP Alts
>join fcs to try and find people to help
>they end up imploding because of drama

all my h8

>>156938429
nice """"""advice"""""""
>>156938484
there's a button called stfu try it

>>156938523
Thanks, nice """"""meme"""""""

>>156938512
That's what you get, Balmemer!

>>156938482
Still trying to clear it, im in Jenova though

What's considered a unique class item (for crafting and gathering skills)?

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>when another roe waves at you
We were doing this for like 5 minutes, felt goofy as fuck.

>>156938927
I like the pink cat running by, just staring at you guys

>>156938927
Seeing things from the high up perspective of a Roe is so weird. Do you feel slow?

>>156939008
ugh i so fucking hope i don't encounter either of them in a group

d-does anyone want to play {Lord of Verminion}?

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>>156932067
i can be emotive too

I wanna be Ninfia's friend.

>tfw you fell for the Elk trap
Fuck, what do I do?

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>>156939071
She was from the same FC as the roe.
>>156939012
It's easy to get used to. I'm trying to see if anyone will try to initiate conversation if I wave at them from sitting next to the MB/sit on my lap.

>>156939008
>tfw it's the little pink cat that's Khloe's friend that's all grown up

cute.

>>156939271
Cute! Too bad it's a very sad scene, but...

>>156939358
Ask him about mumu

>>156939358
I think I might have done the same.
Is that a bad thing?
What am in for?

>tfw you want to fall in the elk trap but can't

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Just imagine if this waterfall was rum. I'd be dead

>>156939438
We've talked about that, the poor guy.

paging that purple cat that always want to chat with people

>>156939558
I'm a lizard right meow

>>156939549
>>156939358
this better not be who I think it is

>>156939558purple cat is a trap

>>156939606
Hmm?

>>156939606
Who did you think that was?

>>156939614
What how?

>>156939595
You were a cat yesterday on Balmung though!

>tfw your friend who's FC you joined didn't talk to you at all today
>worried you did something to irritate them

Well, nothing I can do now.

>>156930407
You look like your dead inside at this point.

>>156939713
No I was a lizard yesterday too

But I was a purple cat before that

>>156939595
No more purple haired dancing cat? :+

>>156939820
>nishi this self centered that he cant imagine the post might be about someone else
lol

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>one more Aery run until 57

Tuck me in. Let me die.

>>156939703
Someone that's bad news.

>>156939678
Damn, it is you, isn't it? Come on now.

>>156939839
I don't recall dancing....

I'm pretty sure I'm a different purple cat

>>156939915
Are you the cat that always goes to dead servers and chats with people right?

>>156939902
Who am I? I don't know who you think I am, but I am definitely me anon!

Why does the Wondrous Tails journal gray out instances I haven't done yet?

>>156939902
If you're thinking it's the person he spent all day yesterday with

Then no, that wasn't me posting

>>156939992
Did you use one of the second chance things to complete an already complete duty again?

Where would a person go if they wanted to watch people pump on Balmung?as ridiculous as it sounds, I'm pretty new to erp and would love to watch for my own future benefit.

>>156939963
No why the hell would I do that

>>156939997
Good.
You're trouble.

>>156940031
Yes I am.

>>156940024
Yeah, does that use up other instances?

>>156940028
join one of the erp fcs

>>156940067
Glad we agree.
I've got my eye on you.

>>156939997
>ewn (elk will never) spend all day with you
sadness covers me like a blanket

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>>156939869
I just woke up lil'nigga
Am I always asking to chat with people?

>>156940114
I don't mind.

Wait so what is Stratos' current name in Balmung?

>>156940028
I want to find a lala to cuddle on balmung but no luck so far

But seriously Balmung, why are you running two premades at 3 in the morning? Don't you have something better to do?

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>tfw spend two days dealing with hurricane matthew's bullshit instead of playing vidjia games

>>156940080
Yeah, so to use the least amount possible complete all the ones you wanna do, then use the second chance thing. That way it doesn't fill up something easy and fast that you were gonna do anyway.

i wanted to marry elliot
why does he have to be taken
;w;

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What's up nigs. How are you fucks.

>>156940182
Someday we will live our dreams friend. We just have to be patient. We should start a support group. I too, am plagued with uncontrollable lust for thicc lala thighs

>>156936565
>>156936565
>>156936565
anyone?

>>156940181
stratos faircunny

>>156940241
Ah okay thanks, luckily all I lost are LotA and ramuh ex

>>156940117
He's quite literally the easiest person here. All it takes is a hello and he will fawn over you.

Is there any way to revert the title screen back to ARR's? Heavensward's title screen is alright and all, but ARR's is just a masterpiece.

tfw elliot will never whisper sweet words of encouragement into your ear

why even try....

>>156940287
I just woke up, waiting for my coffee to get done and then I'll start my day. I'm on a excellent mood today.
All good with you as well I hope, rumc@

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>>156939271
Roe eyes can be so damn pretty.
>>156940208
Maybe that explains why queue time for Shatter just spiked for me.

>>156940294
Glazenut seeds are pretty easy I guess. I don't know much about gardening

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>>156931160
No1curr

>>156940289
Thighs are best. I want to make a poncho for a lala gf to wear

>>156938894
please respond

>>156940442
I don't understand what you are asking and why