/utg/ - Undertale General

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nth for stronk maa

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sans

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fish and lizard

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>>156929946
Someone say stronk maaa?

>>156929992
>>156929946
These pictures make me feel funny downstairs.

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nth for the best undertale

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Can't we all just agree that Slavtale is one of the best things russians ever did for us?

>>156930056
good

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yes i want to kiss flowey

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>>156929975
sans

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Reminder to love and protect an Asriel of your choice

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treating your skeleton of choice right

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Ghosts are cute
Goodnight /utg/

KILL THE OTHER THREAD, YOU MEMES!

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>>156929992
>>156929946
More stonk maaa. Then I'm done I swear

>>156930274
HOLY SHIT THE DRAGONS FINALLY GOT HIM

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>>156930334
liar liar pants on fire

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Chara burpfic?

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What would getting stepped on by a goat's paws feel like?

I bet it would be really soft.

>>156930323
>>156930323
Goodnight anon I love you very much!

>>156930281
Reminder that only original Asriel needs protection. The only F. Asriel that isn't a murderous sadistic asshole is the F. Asriel after the fight.

>>156930323
I WILL MISS YOU, ANON!

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>>156930334
>>156930405
Oops, meant one more. Forgot the one. Now I'm done hahaha

>>156930513
>he isn't a murderous sadistic asshole
>in 2016

disgusting

which undertale is best for bullying

>>156930649
Chara

>>156930649
Asriel as long as it's light teasing and followed up by a cooldown hug

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>>156930559
you missed this one you dummy

>>156930649
Asriel as long as it's traumatizing and you never say sorry

>>156930649

Asriel. The revenge hatebonig game would be top notch

>>156930649
Serial Murderer aka Asriel Dreemurr

also captcha is giving me backwards letters.

>>156930649
Alphys

>>156930649
Asriel is best for sexual bullying.

>>156930649
Flowey because that fucking asshole will bully you back leading to an amusing constant escalation.

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>>156930381
He couldn't hold out forever.

>>156930267
same, i want to protect him desu

>>156930773
These pictures REALLY make me feel funny.

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>>156930649
Alphys of course

>>156930649
Alphys because she is just one step away from commiting suicide. Just tell her how everyone suffered because of her lies, how Mettaton is going to abandon her as soon as he got what he wanted, how much Undyne will hate her after learning the truth, etc.

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>>156930241
It is, but it's kinda rare.

>>156930964
poor sans, doomed to live as a weird dragon forever

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>>156931047
chill

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>>156931047
Goat mom isn't for sexual, sorry.

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>>156930649

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>>156931282
Indeed.
I wonder how canon (not fanon) Sans would actually react if he ended up as a dragon.

is this undertale?

>>156931409
sorry, but thats incorrect anon
please try again

>>156931318
Is there any better genre of Undertale fanart than "Toriel blushes when someone calls her mom" art?

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>>156931263
Comrade Flowey is best Flowey.

>>156931461
>is this undertale?
No, this is Patrick.

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>>156931461
son of a bitch, forgot the pic

>>156931419
"welp, less reasons to get up from my bed."

>>156931461
Of all characters for sexual, goat mom is the least of them.

>>156931667
Jerry, So Sorry, Burgerpants, Glyde, Flowey, Any of the kids.

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>>156931667
look into yourself
you know it to be (un)true

Frisk and Chara going barefoot

>>156931769
The kids are not for sexual, but everyone else is fair game before Tori.

>>156931769
>flowey
>not for sexual
ha
ha
ha

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>>156931778
Look me in the eye and tell me you want to sexualize this sweet, sweet mother.

>>156931819
yes this is a common thing that is done by kids and adults alike

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BULLY THE GOTE

>>156931978
someone translate that

>>156931609
mengelizard does it again

>>156929992
Wow!! That mom is strong!

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>>156931978
booby

>>156931609
>Asriel and the amalgamate of his failed clones.jpg

>>156930415
I want to listen to chara's blorping and glorping belly

>>156932001
yes anon, but imagine

frisk and chara doing it

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>>156932081

>>156931819
They'd have John Mcclane feet by the end.
Ouch

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Why would you sexualize the goat when you can sexualize the fish?

>>156931978
I want Toriel to tuck me in at night

i sexualize flowey, im sorry

>>156932175
okay, what now?

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>>156932214
you did ask for it
i apologize for nothing

>>156931819
Someone post the Frisk close up feet picture

>>156932319
how about no

>>156931819
h-hot

I wish people would sexualize the thought of me going barefoot

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>>156932012

>>156932380
are you a cute girl?

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>>156932268
That is acceptable and I want the same thing.
>>156932313
I did good point, cute picture anon.

>>156932375
I would but I think someone got banned for posting it once so I'm scared

>>156932281
imagine touching them

>>156932375
i need it

I'm mostly not sick anymore, so I can start working on the comic again.

>>156932494
THEY'RE KIDS

>>156932459
no i'm just a boy sorry

>>156932494
>no one will ever think about touching your feet

>>156932417
>Soul-merged Asriel just wears his soul like a badge on his shirt for no reason instead of it just being a visual aid

i like how we've gotten to the point of people misunderstanding fanart. that's like two-tiered retardation

>>156932579
Get the fuck to work you lazy shit.

>>156932494
anon...

>>156932579
>>156932631
Mommy and daddy please don't fight I love you both! You don't have to go away and get different houses and be mad at each other and say bad words it's okay really just stop

please stop

>>156932590
and? they'd probably be really sore after going around barefoot all day. it'd make them feel better.

>>156932723
Go to your room.

>>156932724
I get sore too but I don't fuck to heal the pain, I sit down.

Now I have to go soak my feet. Thanks for nothing /utg/

Remember that one part of the game where Frisk attempts to fight Chara to get their soul back and then the little shit tries to crush them with a road roller, but Frisk counters it with a Tough Glove and then it's all awesome and shit?

>>156932808
>fuck
who said anything about that? just a comfy foot massage

>>156932724
They'd have really fucked up feet anon.
Snowdin's frost+Waterfall's swamps+Hotland's burning rocks= Die Hard feet.

>>156932805
Okay, I will! But you guys will be okay and stop fighting, right?

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>>156932481
How the hell do you mompost and dogfight at the same time holy shoot

>>156932723
* You can stop this. I know the solution to this problem. Trust me, i have experience with such situations. Just do as i say.

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>>156932261
I would rather sexualize the lizard desu

>>156932880
The other anon said that they would "do it".

>>156932880
I want a foot massage too.

>>156932928
Yeah sure, just let me have my special apple juice you can't drink.

>>156932968
Really, you do...?

What should I do?

>>156933065
Mommy you always act really weird when you do that and it scares me, but if it'll make you feel better...

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>>156932942
You have the best Toris

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>>156932973
Why can't we do both?

>>156932974
there seems to be a misunderstanding here. no fugs, just massaging their feet after a long day and making them feel relaxed

I'm gonna make spaghetti

>>156933185
Oh well I don't care about that go ahead.

>>156933137
* Go to the kitchen. I do not remember when mo- she keeps the knives, so, you'll have to search for them.
* It's all going to be alright.

>>156933263
DIVE FOR COVER

>>156933065
stop drinking around the child.

>>156933306
Well, thank you, but...knives? That's kind of dangerous, I don't know...

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>>156933263
And I'm gonna fix it.

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>>156933263
N-need some help?

>>156933263
Yeeeessss....pleassssse yourrrrr GOD!

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>>156933137
Yeah it makes me feel A LOT better.
*passes out drunk*

>>156933431
>>156933460
Why are you being weird? I'm just heating up some spaghetti

>>156932880
>ywn give frisk a comfy foot massage, gently kneading their soft soles causing them to reflexively wiggle their toes in your face

it hurts

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>>156932074
Yes, she is!

>>156930773
>>156932942
Ayyy, yhea I did. This one too!
And because I'm that good. Nah jk, that wasen't me. I wish I could do that at the same time

>>156933487
Just a reminder that Toriel sometimes relaxes with some wine at night but is not even close to being an alcoholic. She does not get blackout drunk.

>>156933374
* Oh, do not worry. You are a responsible child, are you not? You can handle it. A knife is not going to hurt anyone.
* Do you doubt me?

>>156933365
You ain't tha boss of meh.

>>156933487
O-Oh, haha

Goodnight mommy...

>>156933591
Well, no, but I'm just a little confused is all.

>>156933535
lemme get a bite

>>156933575
She drinks enough to throw pizza at Sans. That's pretty bad.

>>156933660
Ew no then your mouth germs will be all over it!

>>156933653
* Good! We will solve your problem in no time! You can do it!

>>156933756
you just move it with a fork, im not gonna spit in your food dingus

>>156933548
I wish Toriel were here to help me

>>156933846
But she's an alchoholic

>>156933605
That may be true, but could you at least try to be a good influence?

This is fucking depressing.

Ok, looks like you are doing this shit again. I already had a nightmare about Alphys getting very close to fucking Chara during their roleplay. Please don't give me more of that shit.

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>>156933937

>>156933802
D-Do what?

I want to visit a goat's stomach and be gurgled into fat on their body

Hey guys what going on in this thre-

>>156933910
I'm a paragon of virtue and *unintelligible drunk speech*

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>>156933158
>>156932973
>>156932261
Oh please, there are far better things to sexualize.

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>>156933705
It wasn't a mean thing it was a joke and she thought it was funny because she was slightly tipsy and Sans laughed too.
>>156933903
DELETE THIS NOW

>>156934018
I want someone to visit my stomach but maybe not the gurgling into fat part. I already have enough of that and I don't want to hurt anyone.

>>156934016
* Get the knife and approach your mother. I'll tell you what to do next.

>>156934101
anon once they're in they're not going to come out any other way

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>>156933154
thank you :>

>>156933548
oh okay

>>156934039
UNDERTALE

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Confess.

>>156934189
Well yeah they are, you just throw them back up dummy

if i was edgegoat i'd score some easy souls by going to a children's party and pretending my stomach was a bouncy castle

>>156934079
Sorry but it's true

>>156934264
I'm finding fewer and fewer fresh fish every day and it's freaking me out.

What if simply saying "Chara" summoned them, no matter where and no matter when?

>>156934115
Anon, I'm not sure about this...

>>156934264
im ready to leave this place

>>156934380
>Anon summons them in a prison cell
CRIMINAL APPREHENDED

>>156934380
i would summon her when i was fully torqued and rarin' to go

>>156934429
This is just goofy hours. It'll settle down in a bit.

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>>156932723
>>156933653
>This Anon

>>156934417
* If you need encouragement, i can give you more than enough of it! You can do it! You can make your mother and father happy with each other again! They will LOVE you after this!

>>156934264
I always have to buy loose or baggy pants because regular pants are too tight on my genitals.

>>156934531
nah i mean overall, theres been way worse times than this anyway

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Alright, now I'm done with buff mom

>>156934429
Don't leave please

>>156934264
i was reading some stuff earlier that made me realize just how fucked up i am although everything was written like 'it's not that bad!' and now i'm a bit depressed

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>mom is drunk texting me again
>tfw no goatmom

>>156934704
Wow! That's a strong mom!

>>156934708
i have to leave in around a month anyway, besides im just one anon youll be fine

>>156934793
I know anon, it hurts. My mom says a lot of weird stuff after her wine and medicine at night and it always freaks me out and makes me wish goatmom was here

>>156934885
Different anon, but why do you have to leave?

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>>156934793
>>>>tfw

>>156934885
I'm scared. I don't want anyone to leave. Why do you have to leave, anon?

>>156934885
You're not the sans guy are you?

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>>156934889
I'm sorry anon, that's too bad.
My mom doesn't even live with me and didn't raise me but every few months she decides it's time to try and be a mom again but I can't even tell what she's saying because it's all garbled, misspelled words.
>>156935014
Such a sweet momma.

>>156934991
>>156935036
work. dont be scared though anon, its all good here
>>156935049
yes thats me

>>156935143
But, you'll come back soon, right...?

>>156935143
>yes thats me
Oh no.
Oh noooooooooooo.

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>>156935097
>>156935097
That's horrible anon, I'm sorry. At least mine is here, I can't imagine what that must be like. Have another sweet momma.

>>156935194
i might stay until halloween because skeletons but after that i'll be gone till sometime in march
>>156935209
calm down my son

>>156935341
I'll miss you...

;_;

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>>156935321
It's not that bad anon, don't worry. I just wish I had a big, soft goat mom to hug at night, and to tuck me in.
Nice momma by the way, you anons have all the good ones.

>>156935445
Same.

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>>156934264
i like gb!sans' design more than sans' original design.

>>156935445
dont worry anon, i'll always be right here
*points to your pants*

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>>156935097
>>156935321
>>156935465
you guys need hugs STAT

>>156935540
You can be carried in a pocket! That's totally awesome!

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>>156935606
You're the best, anon.

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>>156935540
please

>>156934264
it's a year later and i'm still obsessed with the lizard

and the scarce fan stuff she gets makes it even more depressing as i spend a lot of time scouring the internet for new stuff and it just gets harder and harder

>>156935680
yeah thats totally what i meant haha

>>156935790
I feel you, I'm having a tough time finding new fish stuff, but solo lizard must be even harder.

>>156934264
It can take me up to 10 minutes to post because I'm afraid I'll say something stupid.

>>156935962
i thought that was just me

>>156935962
>say something stupid
>take a break
>pretend like it's not you
Simple. Everything said here is stupid anyway.

AU where Frisk and Chara are conjoined twins when?

>>156936083
I do the same thing. It sucks though.

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>dumpster diving on tumblr
>find somebody's fanfic blog
>scroll down to links
>between the undertale stuff, one of the fics is labelled Jacksepticeye x Markiplier

literally what

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>>156935702
o-oh

>>156936093
AU where Frisk and Chara are zombies that try to satiate their hunger when?

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>>156936229
Don't be so nervous I just want to hug you tight is all!

>>156936238
AU where Frisk and Chara are many and they are legion when?

>>156936379
AU where the human is Frisk to some, Chara to others when?

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>>156935962
i know that feeling

though sometimes i lose all inhibition and just shitpost whatever, then usually regret it until the thread moves on enough to forget it

also undertale

>>156936379
AU where Frisk and Chara are cute loli sluts that thirst for anon seed when? Oh wait that's canon.

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>>156936538

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Some draw anon make pictures like these but the crusaders as Sans

>>156934264
i secretly draw lewds for myself and nobody would ever suspect it!

>>156936587
gay or straight?

>>156936587
me too.

>>156936538
AU where Frisk and Chara are lovecraftian horrors that thirst for all of anon's bodily fluids and don't stop until nothing is left and they move on when?

>>156936772
AU where Frisk and Chara are large black men that want to punish my tight asshole when?

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>>156936309
<3

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gote relationships

>>156937319
Why do none of these depict Asriel with a beard?

>>156937836
Because Asriel is secretly a transvestite goat.

>>156937908
So he wants to be a girl?
Is it because his penis is so small?

>>156937836
it would either:

a) be white hair on a white furry creature, hard to depict
b) copy asgore's yellow beard, but that would just make him look too much like asgore

>>156936309
C-Can you hug me tight too please?

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>>156938012
Of course, anon, come here!

>>156938110
Does Frisk have a tumor below his cheek?

>>156937935
frisk taught him all the gender colors of the rainbow from tumblr

>>156937935
Pretty much, he takes after his father too much in that department.

>>156938165
Shh don't fun of Frisk, you know she is sensitive about that!

>>156936772
>You bring the little children into your house
>They happily follow you, oblivious to your intentions
>As you enter your house, you close the door behind them
>As you look at them, you notice that something is off
>Front side of their heads is actually flat
>Their faces look like they are drawn on the front
>Chara smiles wide
>All teeth are canines of same size and shape and there is nothing beyond them
>Frisk opens their eyes
>There is nothing here
>You look at their torso
>Their ribcage is abnormally small and their waist area is abnormally thin
>You look at their hands
>There are no fingernails here and all fingers have at sharp ends
>Aside from having different haircuts and faces, both children are same
>Suddenly, Chara starts twitching
>Their arms separate into dozens of pieces connected by black ar
>Their fingers grow longer and sharper
>Their torso gets longer and thinner around the waist area
>Their smile grows wider
>Their eyes disappear and their face finally gains shape
>Their newly formed eye sockets start bleeding same black tar
>You look at Frisk
>They have same smile as Chara and their eye-
>You suddenly feel something tightly squeeze your waist
>You look down and see Frisk
>You don't have enough time to think about it as Chara lunges at you
>You are pinned down to the floor
>You look at Chara's eyes
>You can't look away
>Black tar starts dripping on your face
>It burns
>As you try to scream, you get some of it in your mouth
>It quickly goes down your throat
>Chara's smile grows wider
>More of black tar flows down into your mouth
>You can barely breathe
>With each second, you feel weaker
>After five minutes, all of the black tar you swallowed comes out and Chara hastily absorbs it
>You struggle to stay awake
>Chara releases you
>You get up
>Frisk is staring at you
>"My turn."
I'm surprised you are reading this.

who else viewed frisk as female?

>>156938205
Disappointing...

>>156938350
I do

>>156938110
Thanks mom...

>>156938314
>Chara

stopped reading right there desu

i presume this is another disgusting pedo fic

>>156938350
Me. It doesn't make sense the other way.

>>156938350
me. named her the girl version of my usual nickname the first time

http://www.strawpoll.me/11392911

IMPORTANT SURVEY
WILL AFFECT THE DEVELOPMENT OF UNDERTALE 2

>>156938350
seeing the opening cutscene and beginning of the game i thought it was a girl but after that i just viewed them as a boy, since i like playing as boys in video games.

>>156938760
Asriel's penis is canonically smaller than that.

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kissu

>>156938504
It actually isn't. A pedo is involved, but he is the victim. Those aren't human children.

I wish my goat mommy was here to help me and be nice to me and make me feel safe and comfy. I wish she were here to ask me all about the video games I'm playing and maybe play some with me too

>>156938760
delet this.

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>no fucked up interracial goat/flower/human family to hug and love

fuck my shit

>>156938720
ive literally only fapped to au's

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>>156938857
I wish so too, anon.

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>ywn lick his paws
help

Hello fellow humans! I am a fellow anonymoose. Have you seen any ~FUN UNDERTALES~ today?

>>156938980
more like ~FUNDERTALES~!

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You people are sick

>>156938980
What's an undertale?

>>156938954
I wanna bury my face in those paws desu

>>156938980
haha we just call em fundertales around here friend :)

>>156938954
Whenever I see people fantasizing about doing fetish things to characters it just makes me sad and jealous

>>156938980
>>156939047
What's a fun?

>>156939036
I voted yes but i don't jerk it to undertale characters myself. It doesn't get my rocks off but that doesn't mean i'm not fine with other people doing it.

>>156938954
I wish i could lick ANYTHING without others thinking that it's disgusting. Hard to not think of that when someone's tongue looks so fucked up.

What do I do

>>156939031
ah yes Ahahaha! A good ~JOKE~ Fellow human!
>>156939047
An ~UNDERTALE~ is a character from the hit ~VIDEO GAME~ ~UNDERTALE~
>>156939067
ahahaha, very funny HUUMAN!
>>156939114
~FUN~ is an ~EMOTION~ my good fellow human worm baby!

>>156939294
learn how to draw and draw us stuff
or just make some spaghetti

>>156939294
I'd like to know too. Tell me if you find out.

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just want a goat brother tbqh

>>156939294
go outside and dunk some naughty murderous children.
i mean...can you summon large dragon skull laser cannons, cause bones to erupt from the ground, change gravity's hold on someone's body or at least make your left eye glow? if you can, then go outside.

>>156939294
find happiness

>>156939385
Is this the synth?

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>>156939426
good taste desu

now solve this puzzle
http://www.strawpoll.me/11392947

Think of an Undertale-related prank that would be cool to see and possible to do, but nobody would actually do. Then write it.

Goodnight /utg/, I love you!

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what is the purest ship

>>156939650
sans

>>156939495
AHahahA! That is a funny ~JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[ERROR:SYSTEM_CORRUPTION_ERROR:404__SYNTAX_ERROR:DATA_OVERFLOW. RESTART:YES]~JOKE~ I am just a normal humin worm baby like yourself!

>>156939650
Papyrus x Tsundeplane

>>156939647
Goodnight, anon, I love you very much!

>>156939647
I-I love you too!

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>>156939697
RELEASE THE FISH

>>156939647
Good night lad.

>>156939650
Toriel x Frisk (aromantically)

>>156939650
Frisk x Chara

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>>156939650
adorable goat and human but only in a cute puppy love way because they're 8

do you think asriel ever had a wet dream? and toriel had to explain what happened and change the sheets? haha just wondering. if you have any pictures of this post them just for a few laughs haha.

>>156939767
No. the ~FISH~ is being kept for [ERROR:MISSING_DATA_EXPUNGED]

>>156939573
For this one, you should either be a female (Toriel) or a male (Sans)
Step 1: give instructions to the child and Frisk/Chara's clothes (among other things) and a fake knife with fake blood on it
Step 2: get a robe like Toriel's (female)/get Sans' clothes.
Step 3: go outside while holding the child's hand
Step 4: once there are enough people around you, go to next step.
Step 5: the child should ask for a hug. You hug them, but then act like you've got stabbed. Fall down on the ground. Then the child should reveal the knife.
Step 6: have the child look at others and approach someone.
Don't know how it would go beyond that point and i doubt that child would be able to go far with the plan anyway. And then there's a possibility of them getting punched in the face by someone.

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>>156939956
YOU LET THE FISH GO RIGHT NOW

>>156939926
I want people to post about my wet dreams

>>156940039
I'm afraid I can't do that, ~ANON~.

>>156940047
Tell us about them.

Why can't our world be more pure and sweet like the world of Undertale? I play the game and listen to the soundtrack, and I wish more than anything I could be in their world. It's so nice, everyone's just so kind and funny and cute... our world is harsh and cold at every turn and I sweat just seeing people, much less speaking to them.
I would kill to live there.

Please love me like you love that goat boy. I need love and attention

>>156940147
will you bleat for me?

>>156940082
THE FISH WANTS TO BE FREEEEEEEEE

>>156940147
you dont actually want that

you really, really dont

>>156940131
I'm not sure... Undertale's world may be filled with nicer people, but it's also under the control of a single child who could play god or destroy the world if they wished.

>>156940123
Well, a few days ago I had a dream about hugging and laying my head on the lap of a girl a had a crush on a long time ago while she said nice things to me, and then I woke up and my underwear was all sticky...

i wanna be in an amalgote with asriel

>>156940131
when you play games you only see the parts of the worlds that the creators let you see. youd probably end up like burgerpants and not the fanon "gets to fuck mettaton" one either.

>>156939531
The guy who always posts about wanting Flowey to molest him obviously hasn't woken up yet

>>156940205
The ~FISH~ is ~HAPPY~. Shutting down now.

>>156940201
Yes

>>156940206
Why not? When you post about him it makes me jealous.

>>156940310
I wish I was Burgerpants.
>>156940232
I guess so.

>>156939996
How about having the child flirt with whoever they approached?

>>156940131
Undertale's humans aren't much better than ours. Humans here killed many monsters and sealed the rest behind a barrier out of fear. They also caused Chara to climb the mountain. And they made Mew Mew Kissie Cutie 2.
And then there's Frisk, who can suddenly decide to kill everyone because of something out of their control.

>>156940315
im going to post this at different times in the day so we will see.

>>156940336
I'm spooked.

>>156940349
MSPG and Cry will take turns molesting you

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>>156940336

>>156940423
Will they love me and call me cute and not like anyone more than me? Will all of you do that too?

>>156940353
>work 24 hours
>deal with annoying customers
>your boss is an asshole
>you never reach your dreams
I said like burgerpants anyway, not actually him.

>>156940423
>take turns

>Muffet will never make you her little feeding piggy
>She will never stuff you with delicious food and tell you how much she loves the blorping and glorping you belly makes
>She will never play with your belly when you get big enough

>Sans will never give you fires
>Sans will never pat your belly and sing old macdonald had a farm
>Sans will nevermake printer noises at you in his ecto big rigs 18 wheeler truck

so can all or most monsters use fire magic, undyne can use it
does that mean others like alphys or sans and papyrus can use it too?

What's with the sudden wave of dead?

>>156940919
What the fuck

Hello, /utg/. Tobias Foxy here! You may know me as the creator of 1997's hit Connect Four spin-off, Undertale!

I am here to tell you that, canonically, the best character is Toriel! You may know her as the "goat mom", or even "mother goat".

I hope you all have a great night, and thank you for hearing me out. Undertale 2 will be cancelled if too many people dispute this post.

>>156941096
im disputing this post

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>>156941096
i love you toby please impregnate me so our lovespawn can murder that fucking whore temmy

Please make me feel like Toriel is here tucking me in and snuggling me to sleep so I don't have to cry myself to sleep and have a nightmare again

>>156941142
You are incorrect, I'm sorry!
>>156941186
I love you too, unfortunately I would rather not give up my virginity.

>>156941053
>Sans will never give you the ecto armpit treatment
>Sans will never nihilistically and intelligently teach you scientific diarrhea
>Sans will never call you kiddo and give you the ol' blue glowing hairdo shower.

>>156941260
it's ok...im not worthy of your seed anyway.

>>156941238
Okay, I'll make sure you never have another nightmare again my child. *fucking shoots you*

>>156941289
What is the ecto armpit treatment

>ywn never be lulled to sleep for the last time inside a goat's tummy
just fucking shoot me

>>156941289
>>156941449
Yeah, that's a good question...but what about this one?
>ol' blue glowing hairdo shower.

>>156941238
Come here, my child, it's okay. I know you're sad, and you're lonely sometimes. Things occasionally get bad, can get very dark...
But fear not! I am here for you my child. Every night, you may not know it, but I imagine tucking you in. Sometimes though it is nice to sleep with your children, like you're all in one big warm nest. Come here, my child. I will wrap my big, soft arms around you, squeeze you tight, smooch you softly on the noggin and hold you safely in my strong arms. Just curl up, get cozy, and know your mommy is here watching after you, keeping you safe, and who knows, maybe even dozing off herself... my soft fur will keep you just the right temperature all night and my firm, but comfortable grasp will let you know it's safe to sleep, and that there is nothing in the world you have to worry about. If you stay really quiet, you can even hear momma's heart beating... thumthump...thumthump...thumthump... i love you my child...it's okay to rest in my arms, little one.

>>156941449
>>156941529
They're exactly what they sound like

>>156941570
I love you mommy, thank you. Goodnight...

>>156941570
...wow

>>156941096
I liked the Yxof Saibot guy more than her.

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>>156941702
Goodnight, my child, I love you more than anything.

>>156941570
I saved this

>>156941570
Are you a man or a woman

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>>156942004
I'm happy, little one!
>>156942087
A woman of course, I am a mother after all.

>>156942190
Mommy, you'll still be here when I wake up, right?

>>156942274
Of course... us adults sleep in more anyways, you'll probably be the one waking me up! I'll be right here all night, my child.

>>156942387
Thanks mommy, that makes me feel a lot better. I love you. Goodnight...

>>156942190
But like are you a male in real life?

Greetings. I am Chara Dreemurr, known as Toby Fox outside of...here. I am the creator of the game and, needless to say, i am disappointed by you. Majority of the game's fanbase has completely missed the point of my game. If you are told that what you do is wrong, you do not have to listen to that person. You must persevere, decimating all obstacles on your path. You can stop only when you will reach the absolute and erase the world. That was your goal in my game.
But you? You are wracked with a perverted sentimentality. I cannot understand these feelings. Do you not realize that releasing the monsters from the underground that way will only make them humanity's target once again? Let me remind you of something. Humans do not fiddle about such matters. Do you think they are cowards? Monsters will be slaughtered, shot dead or annihilated by nuclear weapons. They are essentially subhumans, but worse in the eyes of humankind because they possess the appearance of animals or geometric shapes. However, humans are quite inquisitive. Like a cruel child given a puppy to play with, but the child in question is a stalwart brute. They will experiment with them. Dismember them. Warp them. Dissect them.
My solution, however, avoids that. Kill them to alleviate their suffering, then erase the world to get rid of humankind once and for all. This is mercy. Do not forget that.

Signed by
The demon that comes when people call it's name, Chara

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>>156942494
I love you, too, my child! Goodnight, and sweet dreams!
>>156942513
Real life?

>>156942568
Forget it weirdo.

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>>156942537
What kind of AU is this?