Senran Kagura General /skg/ #900

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900 THREADS BUT ONLY ONE FIRST POST
AND IT BELONGS TO DOKKAN
HAPPY #900 SKG

shit thread

>>156830908
shit head

NO HATRED FOR EVERY GIRL ON 900TH THREAD!!!

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Appreciating Hanabi!
900 is a big number though, lets not mention it again.
>>156830901
DOKKAN!

/skg/ will never end

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Have a maido for tonighto

>>156830857
Damn, I wish I can chew on all of those asses.

>>156830989
fuck you DaiAnon

>>156831131
shit bread

>>156830997
NOO!!!
IMPOSSIBLE!!!

I really, REALLY like Kafuru.

>>156831123
This maid is cute and all, but she won't shut up about the distribution of wealth and how the rich exploit the working class. I don't get it. If she gets so worked up about this stuff, why did she take a job like this in the first place?

She hasn't even tried to clean anything since she got here.

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CONGRAGULATION /SKG/ FOR 900TH THREAD! AWOOOOOOOO!

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BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

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HAPPY

900

THREADS

/SKG/

I want to pat Minori in the head, steal her candy, then slap her across the face with her candy.

I'll say it now because I know I won't want to later.
You guys are good people. Happy 900.

Why are we still here?

>>156831725
Fuck off.

>>156831608
>girl

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Some of you guys are all right. Don't go to Siberia.

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Let's celebrate.

>>156831048
Not even becoming a withered skeleton will stop me from shitposting

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>worthless flats for the 900th

>>156831824
And that's why I said it now.

>>156830901

way better 900 image than a flat bitchy sadist.

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>>156831725
Thanks, anon.

>>156831824
Rude.

>>156831810
Just to suffer

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>>156831567
Murakumo's so happy, she's going to schlick tonight!

>>156832021
I, for one, am enjoying my suffering.

>>156832095
Murakumo does not masturbate. that picture is misinterpreted.

>>156831810
It's a way to pass the time.
>>156831865
Don't go tomorrow or don't go at all?

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>>156831947
Kidding. You're pretty good too, anon

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I love Hikage! Every Thread!

>>156831880
I want her to have her way with my Senran in public as everyone watches!

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>>156832304
All of the Senrans masturbate, anon.

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>>156830793
NINJAZ

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Congratulations on 900 threads!

>>156831880
mah ikksen

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I want Kumo to enter my room while I get fucked by her BLACK doggo! Woof woof!

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Happy 900th

Those are a lot of butts

>>156832558
Who let Ryouna on the internet again?

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>>156831608
Celebrating Miyabi for thread #900

>>156831829
Miyabi is totally a girl! She's 900 times more girly than normal girls! Her vulva is super puffy!
She's a real woman!
I love her!

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>900th thread
So should we have some cake to celebrate or what?

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BIG

>>156832803
If she's such a real woman, why does she go to the boys bathroom?
She should have no business there. Unless her intentions are less than pure...

>>156833004
MEATY

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>>156832660
New headcanon: Ryouna isn't allowed to use Hebijo's internet because she keeps getting their IP blocked just by being herself online.

>>156830857
FAT ASSES

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Luvin' Hikage!

>>156832880
No thanks. I'm on a diet.

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>>156832880
you can never have enough, i say

>>156833004
MUTHA

Rin is pure sex
How can someone even

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>>156833034
She's scared and shy around boys!
She needs to know more about boys to start talking with them and then seducing them with her cuteness!

I want to fuck Yagyuu on top of her sister grave!

>>156833120
Does she even know what love means?

>>156830929
Wrong anon, anon. The person that answered you wasn't me, though it wasn't readily apparent so whatever.

There's a long and involved answer to your initial question that I had prepped up, but it's thread 900 and I don't wanna shit it up with this dumb, non-boob-centric convo. Plus, it gets me too heated anyway.

The tl;dr version is that I'm generally of the live and let live mindset. If the individual is aware of the consequences of his habit and has submitted to it, i've got no beef. It's the ones that are convinced that are no consequences despite evidence, anecdotal or otherwise, to the contrary that drives me up a wall

>>156833291
I for one welcome the new Happy Miyabi.

>>156833280
I was looking at some of the polls earlier and noticed how she has actually done decently in some of the more recent ones. What the fuck happened?

>>156833291

>Miyabi becomes friends with Shiki and Katsuragi
>they teach her to be more girly
>once she was a 21 year old virgin now she is neck deep in cock wanting to fuck her
>less edgy, more happy

everything worked out for the best

>>156833463
I'd like to gently caress Ryuounas breasts.

900 is like paizuri, it's boring.

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Post your favorite New Wave and analyze their chances of becoming DLC.


100% a lock.

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>>156833585

>>156830857
I approve of this OP image greatly

>>156833654
What if I don't wnat my favorite new wave girl to become a regular senran?

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>>156833654
Josui. Never ever.

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>>156833525
a supah awakening

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>>156833525
It took a few years, but I suspect they're finally starting to realize "hey wait a second... this old bag is REALLY hot!"

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>Hometown for 900th edition
Praise our Hometown Queen, who will most likely be outshined my Hometown Goddess, Bashou.

Happy 900 everyone.

>>156830857
>900 threads.
>OP image should be something special.
>It is ass.
>Literal and metaphorical ass.

What a disappointment!

>>156833654

what if I've never even thought twice of a who wave ever

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>>156832880
Don't mind if I do.

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>>156833654
Guarenteed

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>>156833654
Never in a million years. :'(

>>156832406
Who is your Senran?

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>>156833572
>neck deep in cock

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>>156833654
Probably not.

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>>156833654
Not before the top billers, but I think there's a chance. 70% maybe.

>>156834097
Ageha is popular though.

She has a chance after the Leo, Yuyaki and the two Hebijo.

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Reminder that Hibari has the best Taunt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id8DpVvJVy8

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>>156833654
Above zero thanks to Ayame, still low

Winter is coming soon, is it time for the homuras hobo squad to earn some money with compensated dating again? I bet Mirai still has a problem with pleasing multiple men, so she lets some rich guy rent her for the whole winter.

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>>156834251
I want to tell MeiMei her meat buns are delicious.

>>156834461
Actually I've employed them

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>>156833891
rin goes fast but her love creeps into you slowly

>>156834496
You don't think you can actually pay for 5 of them at the same time, do you? Also Homura and Yomi probably see this as opportunity to save up some money for the rest of the year.

>>156834648
I'm paying them in a special currency that can only be used at my store so I can keep them in an endless cycle of employment

>>156834409
Ayame has nuffin to do with it. It's cause she's the favorite in her school.

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>>156833654
She barely smiles, just like my Senran

>>156834330
>all taunts
Where's Hanabi?

>>156833935
Truly the Skeegee I've come to love. We're awful, but it's just fine that way.

>>156834881
>>156831010

>>156834702
You sound like a creep, you should be happy they won't report you to the police.

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>>156833654
100%
Meanwhile, Chiyo is 0%

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I don't feel like celebrating today. I promise I'll do it a hundred threads later.

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>>156834493
Joining her in the family business doesn't seem like such a bad deal.

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>>156833064

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>>156833654
I'd rather she get her own game. Selfish, I know.

>>156833654
I don't have one.

>>156835347
Buns for dinner everyday.

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>>156833572
Katsuragi is definitely girly, but she's also quite tomboyish at the same time.
HOW DOES SHE DO IT!?

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It's Meimei hour!

>>156835763
I want to FUCK her footpussy

>>156835763

This is why Katsuragi was one of the perfect people to teach Miyabi to master her feminine wiles while still having some tomboy cool factor.

>>156834157

sorry Imu, Miyabi's always been interested in men she's just been so focused on her Shinobi training and it's made her a bit too tomboyish so a lot of boys were intimidated by her, but now that she's softening her image a little bit all the boys want her because she can be cute and girly and still be a bro when she needs to be.

You were never anything but a good friend. It was never meant to be.

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>>156835802
GEEZ, meimei. How come New Wave gives you TWO wedding cards?

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>>156836140
Ancient Chinese Beauty

>what uppers could've been
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOy3xN45nhU

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>>156835931
Is it time for ninja feet?

How would you go about your Senran not wanting to wake up and desperately clinging to her bedsheet while begging for 5 more minutes?

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>>156836441
Let her sleep because she looks cute!

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>>156836127
Do you think Miyabi keep Katsuragi's dress?

>>156836298
I don't see any motorboating in that trailer.

>>156834778
There's not much to smile about when you're a cow.

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>>156836441
Time for cuddling!

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>>156836724
I don't know what it is but for some reason girls that rarely smile are really attractive. Maybe it's my delusion and thinking that when you actually get to see them smile it's because you worked hard for them and earned it.

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>>156836724
>>156834778
Ushimaru smiles a cute

>>156836584

maybe, or maybe she gave it back, and went shopping for her own girly clothes. There has to be a reason Rin bumped into Miyabi hanging out with Shiki in a shopping district.

>>156836909
Why do I always hear a cute rawr when I look at this picture?

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Birthday Anons Senran Birthday Forecast

Okay, before we start the show I need to address the elephant in the room. Last week I forgot about Yuguri's birthday and for that I apologize. And so because of that poor Yugiri didn't get any birthday wishes, a little party with Milky Pop or anything. I'll make sure this does not happen again because I don't want Kasumi to replace me with Kumapooh.

>Tomorrow on the 8th the rivals in art, Murakumo and Kaede will take center stage in a contest to determine who can make better manga. Will it be Kaede and her lewd yaoi version of Crimson Squad Adventures or the reigning champion Murakumo with her manga capturing the climatic battles between Daidouji and Rin?

>On the 10th, get your fireworks out and turn off your brain because Hanabi is going to be lighting up the entire town with her fireworks.

>>156836909
the forlorn bear

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>>156835931
Here's a story for you >>156574942

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>>156835802

>>156837761
I wrote that

>>156837649
Oh my god, Murakumo's birthday is tomorrow? I have to get her something!

>>156837649
Who the fuck even are any of those people

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>>156837649
Damn commercials. No one watches them.
We're back?

>On the 14th Meimei will be celebrating her birthday, but she will be working with Hanabi on Monday. Also don't forget to head on down to Meimei's. "Meimei's: Come for the meat buns, stay for the meat."

>Last but not least little Ushimaru will celebrate her birthday on the 15th. Living with girls like Kumi and Misato can be infuriating, so Nachi bought Ushi an island where she can train in peace. We asked Yuyaki for a comment and all we got was: "Nachi didn't didn't buy me an island."

That's all for this week. Don't forget that no one can love your Senran more than you and stay golden.

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>>156837828
I was the one you replied to. Fuck you and your situations making me hard.

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I LOVE Kasumi!!! SO much!!! She's the BEST!!!!!

HAPPY #900, ESSKAYGEE!!!!!!!!!

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I wanna marry Mirai! 900 times!

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>>156837828
>>156838018
I contributed a bit too!

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>>156838204
I WANT TO BE ROOMMATES AND FUCK BUDDIES WITH KATSU-NEE

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>>156838323
It has to be casual though!
And then intimate when I help her get over her fear of being touched

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>>156837878
Those are Senrans, silly.

Happy 900 ya fags. I love you guys.

ColorAnon's birthday is the 9th, but will celebrate it tomorrow.

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>>156838527
That's why we're roomies first! Just being bros and starting with hugs then slowly advancing based on her comfort!

What is a Senran?

>>156838737
A miserable pile of oppai.

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>>156838737
A miserable little pile of tiddies!

But enough talk, have at you!

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>>156834881
I'm the vid maker, not sure how I missed that. Left a annotation linking to hanabis

>>156838018
>not always being hard when Katsu is posted
>no Katsu to casually dig her hand down your pants and jack you off without paying attention to you
>every other senran trying to act casual

I just want to hug Murasaki and tell her I'll listen to all her problems, while she starts crying and lets me help her.

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>>156838983
Murasaki is perhaps the most moe Senran.

>>156838910
>>not always being hard when Katsu is posted
I mean, I'm hard but these situations make it immovable.
>Kat insisting you sit across from her when out with people so she can give you footjobs under the table

So is the only non-canon SV route, Hebijos?

In ranking of canon it's

Gessen>Crimson>Hanzo right? Because Takaki said EV continued after Gessen but I imagine the actions and spirit of the crimson route and crimson's fights with hebijo still happened in gessen route.

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>>156839143
>People around the table ask you questions while you are getting aroused and Kat just smiles at you.

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Night /skg/
Sleep well and better mornings!
>>156839156
That sounds about right.

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>>156839315
>she waits for you to start talking before she really grinds her feet into your bulge, smirking away

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>>156838983
That's nice. I want to do that but for Mirai instead.

>>156839156
They're all canon

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>>156839603
>he says that while posting a picture of another girl taking care of Mirai
Face it anon, you don't have a chance against haruka.

>>156839315

Katsuragi and Haruka are the most likely to hit on you super hard when they know you're in a relationship with another Senran, just to make you squirm and be uncomfortable and make your Senran jealous.

>>156839703
I want to kill Haruka, wear her skin, and take her place while Mirai is none the wiser.

>>156839685
Hebijo's is not. Ryoubi and Ryouna's was probably resolved in a quicker less roundabout fashion.

People died in the hebi route.

>>156839783
She'll notice as soon as she starts begging you to do her like Haruka would normaly do and you being unable to produce the same results. Afterall those two have been together for a very long time so Haruka knows all of Mirais sensitive spots.

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I want a good OST. Is this too much to ask for Takaki?

I don't care if you have to rip off Infinite Blue even.

https://youtu.be/hfcueookXUY

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>>156840272
Don't worry, the SK fighting game made by arcsys will have a good OST.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IqxCvzIILM

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>>156834778
>>156837059
>>156837110
Her blushing face is better

>>156839949
Fine, I want to get on my hands and knees, confess my love for Mirai, beg Haruka to let me at least let me hold her hand or get stepped on by her, and tell her I'll agree to anything either of them want in return for a relationship with Mirai. Are you happy now?

>>156840584
LEWD

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>>156840616
Would you be okay with them walking you in public like a dog, completely nude while they both enjoy their date?

This thread always starts to get wierd whenever Haruka shows up.

>>156839878
No, they're all canon. EV confirmed this.

>>156840760
Sure, I don't care anymore. I give up.

>>156840850
Can we pretend that doesn't exist?

>>156840850
>hurr alternate timeline so they are all canon.

No I mean in the events of EV.

>>156840951
We can pretend anything we want doesn't exist.

>>156840914
It's okay anon, once you realize that her happiness is what you should ultimately strive for and the only thing that hurts when you admit that she'll find it in the hands of another person is your pride it will get better.

>>156841002
Okay cool. I'm just gonna act like that never happened, because that part was fucking retarded.

>>156840978
The events in EV follow Gessen's timeline. Yes. However all other arcs in SV happened as well in parallel universes are are just as valid when discussing universe canon.

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>>156840272
I dunno, I've got a thing for EV's OST. For some reason the way the songs are composed reminds me of the type of stuff you'd hear in old Dreamcast or PS2 games.

It's the only soundtrack of the series I've actually bothered to listen to by itself.

>>156841114
Except that's not what I was talking about. I'm talking about the real actual canon in EV. Gessen beat Hanzo. But Crimson confronting Hebijo and Ryoubi/Ryouna's subplot had to have happened differently in the back ground.

Hebijo is the least canon in regards to development in EV.

>>156841225
>. I'm talking about the real actual canon in EV.
Yes. Gessen's story is what came before EV. Any other questions?

Did some anon seriously just got another anon to forfeit his senran to a known rapist without fighting back? Please tell me it's just someone samefagging his NTR fetish.

I liked it better when none of Versus was canon.

>>156841357
So yes, it goes Gessen>Crimson>Hanzo

>>156841114
>It's canon because it's an alternate universe.
People claiming this shit will be annoying.

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>>156841114
>However all other arcs in SV happened as well in parallel universes are are just as valid when discussing universe canon.
Does SK have the DEEPEST multidimensional, multi timeline plot ever?
Which Senrans can properly align their QPUs?

>>156841392
If it puts an end to the "just let yourself get ntred bro" posting it's for the best

>>156841434
No. Crimson's and Hanzo's stories happened in alternate universes as well.
So in regards to how "canon" the SV story's are in relation to EV it goes Gessen > Crimson = Hanzo = Hebijo
Because crimson Hanzo and crimson didn't happen in the EV universe.

>>156841591
Explain how Hebijo is fine with crimson then and why Ryoubi and Ryouna are fine in EV.

>>156841392
I don't have an NTR fetish or anything, but I've tried to argue with that Anon in past threads, and it didn't work. Might as well stop trying to fight it.

>>156841582
Which senrans can shift to other timelines?
Ho complex are Dogen's motives?

>>156841582
It's bullshit. They, Hanzo burst, and SK2 are non canon as shit. Call them alternate universes if you like.

>>156841653
Probably because they either settled their issues off screen or it's bad writing is a series with fucking awful writing.

>>156841664
>I'll let you fuck my wife so stop asking please
Mirai got some fine anons there.

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HIBARI!!! HIBARI!!! HIBARI!!!

>>156841723
Takaki calling them alternate universes is a cop out to not make people mad. It's lazy as crap.

>>156841517
I wonder if the ones that say that honestly think that those universes will actually be pursued.

In the grand scheme of things, Sayuri saying that was little more that flavor text to haphazardly explain away inconsistencies in SV and why EV's story took place in such weird areas. I doubt we're actually gonna see the fruits of that seed.

>>156841726
I think the real reason is that Crimson was intended to be the 'canon' ending, but they changed that to Gessen (you can guess why) with some parts of the others thrown in.

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>>156841993
>It's lazy as crap.

>>156841993
It really fucking is. It wouldn't have been difficult at all to make it one solid timeline

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>>156841958
sup.

>>156841993
And in the end, he ends up making people mad anyway.
He should just say "fuck it". But I guess he may not be able to afford to, I'unno.

>>156842027
>Sayuri saying that was little more that flavor text to haphazardly explain away inconsistencies in SV and why EV's story took place in such weird areas.
Of course it was. Takaki and them realized they fucked up making story inconsistencies and new wave seemed to be making too much money to ignore.

>>156841806
Hey, if the Anon who keeps bringing it up is the same one I think he is, he's been replying to my posts and bullying me like that off-and-on for several months. I can only take so much before I get mindbroken, you know?

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>>156841225
>>156839878
New Hebijo did nothing wrong

>>156842095
So, bad writing.
Honestly at this point I just pick and choose what I consider canon from all the stories. I.E. Rin explaining her back story to Miyabi, Imu having the Root, etc.

>>156842273
Sure thing, can I bust a nut in Mirai aswell? I know she'll be totally into it.

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>>156842158

BEHOLD

>>156842182
The Japanese seem to not be making a fuss. Kagura still exists, so it's not like her fans are going to be mad. I think a lot of fans picked up the series at Shinovi Versus and SK2 coming after that caused a lot of confusion especially with Estival Versus announced too at the same time.

>>156842095
I figured it was because Kurokage's death was ambiguous in every story other than Gessen's, and it was an important piece for EV

>>156842348
No.

>>156842419
I read it was ill-received by the Japanese

>>156842348
Stop bullying Miraianon.

>>156842510
Where if I may ask? Twitter didnt seem to care outside of some people expressing disappointment. The threads in the futaba catalog barely mentioned it.

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>>156842158
Phew, you were gone like 5 seconds, I told you to never leave my sight. Who know what will these people do to you on their 900th thread.

Why do people say that Yumi killed SK? I thought everyone hated SK2s story so much that it became the worst selling SK game ever.

>>156842358
my main man, any english translation?

>>156842738
And why do you suppose they hated SK2? I don't believe it was the story that they hated so much as

>many who got into the series with SV didn't like being 'betrayed', even though the series started on the 3DS
And moreso
>SK2 had no Yumi

>>156842738
Because she's popular and for some reason they think that she somehow made Takaki have estival versus be a beach centered game and make a water gun game despite them being planned before SK2 came out.

>>156842738
Virtually every jap hated sk2 because no yumi and fighting yomi was "too hard"

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Goodmorning skeegee!

Merry 600 threads!

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>>156842680
It's fine. Some anon just offered me some juice. It smelled funny but it tasted pretty g-
zzzzzzzzz

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>>156843030
>600
You're still sleepy, back to bed

>>156842738
>Yumi, who generally does fuck all as whenever she's on-screen is blamed for ruining Senran

I don't really get it either, anon. I mean, yeah it's annoying, because she does get a LOT of face time on merchandise due to her popularity, but as far as the games go, fucking New Hebijo is more of a focus that her inconsequential ass.

>>156842738
3DS, it made people confused to the story of senran kagura. That's really it.

>>156842596
It was here http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/YMMV/SenranKagura

I suppose you could easily write it off as 'someone making it up', but I like to imagine the Japanese fans have SOME level of telling when shitty writing is used.

>>156843339
But "shitty writing" isn't necessarily the reason even if that is true, especially since SV and especially EV had worse writing.

>>156843339
That's a english website. And one filled with nothing but petty bloggers now. You can even feel the butthurt and projection under the Asspull section with absolutely no source.


Japanese reaction to SK2 line being shoved seemed to be an overall "meh, that's a shame I guess".

>>156843486
>especially since SV and especially EV had worse writing.
Then what? SK2?

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>>156843339
>tv tropes as a source

>>156843339
I had a friend on SIA tell me that they had to stick to the YMMV page for Senran Kagura for a while, because there was one user that was hellbent on shitting on Yumi and Versus(?) there

>>156843339
>linking fucking TV Tropes
>the first two points of the article are complete speculation and opinion.
>italicizes the "and" in western and eastern fans despite not having any sources to people being displeased.
That website is trash.

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>People want to defend Yumi by saying other things suck

Let's talk about things that rock:

The CRIMSON SQUAD

>>156843568
>>156843705
Hey, at the time I was just curious for info on SK in general, so I took a look. I mean if there's any other places anyone can point me to, I'm all ears.

>>156843734
They're all so cool!

>>156831010
Hey Hanabi, if I told you to hide in a corner in a circular room, where would you go?

>>156843829
Here is a link to all the japanese senran kagura general threads they have at futaba. More recent threads at top.
http://futalog.com/index.php?mode=ttl&s_word=%91M%97%90%83J%83O

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>>156843734
MFW the best team in the game are the ones that stopped being Shinobi after the very first one.

>>156843972
Tell Homura she isn't a Shinobi to her face and see how that treats you

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>>156843112
Anon, Sank yuu! Now get out and let me motorboat Hibari in peace.

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Speaking of sourcing: Does anyone know where these numbers come from?

http://senrankagura.wikia.com/wiki/Senran_Kagura_Character_Popularity_Polls

>EV Totals

>Totals according to the wiki


>Crimson Squad: 7236 votes

>Gessen: 7090 votes

>New Hebijo: 6077 votes

>Hanzo: 3765 votes

>Festival Overseers (minus Jasmine / Sayuri): 1391 votes

>>156844026
She treats you to steak!

But you pay!

And she eats the steak!

>>156843829
yeah, this >>156843931 is the most active JP SK community outside twitter and stuff.

>>156844026
Fine, fine.
"Government sanctioned Shinobi"
Chill, Homu. I'm on your side!

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>>156843931
There's always something interesting to bring back from those threads

>>156843734
>best squad in the series
>got shit on in EV

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>>156844067

>SV Totals

>Gessen: 6043 votes

>Crimson Squad: 4098

>Hebijo: 3228 votes

>Hanzo: 3119 votes

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>tfw no good senran doujins

>>156844084
Sweet, I'll give it a look.

>>156844375
Well, if you're into NTR then it's probably a goldmine. I think the only vanilla one is the one with Asuka and Baseball-kun

Bullying senrans because they're dorks!

>>156844472
No but that one Mirai anon might enjoy himself.

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Yomi is WHITE!

APPLES!!

>>156843157
>>156843030
please see >>156831710

>>156844548
Ikaslutga is looking yellow there

>>156844143
I like to read it as since they're the only ones who had literally no reason to be part of the festival, it'd muddy up the narrative too much to have to come in as anything other than dead last (since the other teams had questions they needed answered and shit they had to get over).

Crimson Squad had to put over the other teams because they're the only ones who had their collective shit together.

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>>156844528
Die.

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>>156844528
If there's any Hibari lovers, they're in for a treat too

>>156844031
I want someone to pat me in the head while I fuck Yagyuu.

>>156844691
And they already saw how fans react when you leave teams out. Crimson as a whole is pretty popular still

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Are you guys ready for the PBS generation of THICCQ Senrans?

>>156844375
All the ones with futanari are pretty good

>>156844932
The thing I like the most about this picture is that the top asuka has gravity on her boobs.

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>>156844691

>Yomi and Hikage didn't get to have closure with their loved dead ones

>Haruka and Homura didn't get to have closure with their estranged parents and finally break completely free from the insanity

>Mirai and Rin didn't get to grow up completely from the past

It still hurts

>>156844946
I liked the one with Yagyuu and Hibari and then Yagyuu and Mirai.

>>156844915
>leave teams out
leave Yumi out*
And I dont know if it was really that. SK2 made the entire canon of SK confusing because time-wise it should have been before SV but it wasnt because of stupid reasons.

>>156845038
She's probably just mid-animation

>>156845078
Is there anything there saying it'd take place after SV?

>>156845402
No, SK2 started after burst ended. SV happens like half a year after burst ends.

>>156844375
Just how fucking tall is that girl?

>>156845480
SK2 starts during Burst's climax

>>156844932
I love how Yagyuu overshadow all the other Senrans.

>>156844548
Why is Yomi so curious about Ikaruga's boobs?

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I want Haruka to make me use her breasts as pillows and give me healthy boners!

>>156845068
Don't forget Mirai's parents are also still alive and probably worried sick about their little girl who ran away from home. But that's never coming up again, and she'll never get any closure either.

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>>156844932

>>156845516
https://exhentai.org/s/25a0c74dd3/913641-4

>>156845616
Why was Ika covering her boobs only to uncover them a couple seconds later? She wasn't even nervous she was just kinda... standing there.

That whole changing room scene was awkwardly paced and animated all around. Not a fan, despite the nips.

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>>156845685
Is getting boners really healthy?

>>156845753
is that another never ever doujin?

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>>156845953

Yes, the one doujin where Hikage finally, finally submits to the memes and eats Yomi (out)

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>>156845753
Even Hikage knows that Yomi is fucking fat.

>>156845794
I don't even know how to react.

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I wonder if her fat rolls are always really sweaty

>>156846060
That artist also seems to have done a short C88 doujin of Ryoki and her love for Zucchini.

Another never ever

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>>156846589

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Its time

>>156846478
I hope so.

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is it normal if I want to sexual fat yomi?

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>>156846778
No! Also, "Fat Yomi" is redundant. Every Yomi is fat.

>>156846747
Happy birthday Murakumo!!!!!!

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>>156846747
Is it?

>>156846638
Ryouki liked to eat zucchini and eggplant with her mouth not her vagina!

>>156846847
but no one ever draws her fat!

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>>156846951
Yomi is always drawn fat! I don't know what you're talking about.

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I want to amicably poke Murakumo in her big ugly cheek because I like her

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>>156846847
Even this one?

>>156847156
Feed that little Yomling some moyashi.

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>>156847156
Well, no, but a Loli Yomi is just a Fat Yomi whose fat hasn't developed yet. She will eventually become fat.

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>>156846747

Happy birthday to the Senran with the prettiest face!

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>>156847412
Pic unrelated?

>>156847501
Delet

MARRY ME MURAKUMO

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>>156847501

nope I think Murakumo has one of the prettiest faces. Prettier than any Crimson.

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Murakumo is beautiful

This is canon

>>156847809
>those kafuru boobs

delete these

Murakumo is a large breasted beauty!

>>156830857
I
HATE
RYOUBI

oh and happy 900.

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>>156848039

she does have big beautiful soft kumos

>>156848372
Yes. They feel so nice especially after a long hard day.

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>>156848039
>kafuru boobs

Delete that

Friendly reminder that Kafuru is the only breasted senran who will never face back problems!

You can play with her boobs all you want and she can do paizuri all she wants with nothing to fear!

And she'll still make you massage her back and shoulders because Kafuru likes bossing your around!

>>156848991

Senrans are strong, their backs can handle big happy boobs

>>156849337
It's been proven that senran boobs are also strong

you can stay in denial about their horrible backs for long!

>>156849390
nah they good

I want to give my virginity to Haruka after marriage

>>156848991
>Kafuru likes bossing your around!

I want to be bossed around by a cute girl half my size.

>>156849478
i hope you have the rose petals spread about and the candles lit

Kafuru is pretty cute

Though to be honest I think every girl is cute

Whenever I think about how cute someone is though I still like to bring it up

Everyone deserves to be called cute

>>156849893
Mirai is flying!

Mifly!

>>156849893
Oh look it's Cutiefly

>>156849696
Kafuru is a dork! Just don't tell her I said so.

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>>156849974
Look at her soar through the sky! What a majestic, cat-like creature!

>>156850028
Who is the dorkest? Kafuru or Mirai?

>>156850090
Kafuru is the bigger dork because deep down she thinks she's cool while Mirai knows she is a dork.