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The Deadly Dead of /meg/ - dead for 16 hours Edition

MEG's updated updated Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/0326Anr2
Andromeda information: http://pastebin.com/BiK2KhPw

Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLjFjp8Fm6U

New Mass Effect: Andromeda tech video: https://youtu.be/t1hBNALUk4w

In this thread:
>mandatory reading of Mein Kampf in elementary school
>there's foam on the carpet
>all waifus are princesses, especially yours
that excludes femshep
>it's someone's or some thing's birthday but it sure as hell isn't mine

less dead please
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well, I guess at least I tried.
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RIP /meg/, was fun while it lasted.
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>>156277135
n-no, stay please...
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Does anybody else think Andromeda would be better off if Bioware just picked a canon ending for 3 and set the game after the Reaper War ended? I can't see them setting it before 3 without pulling some serious bullshit with the Krogan and the galaxy's views on the Reapers before they invaded.
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>>156278721
it'll be bad in any case. they should have just done a completely different game set earlier and on a much lesser scale but it doesn't seem like bioware is able to do anything apart of the ancient-evil-menaces-all-of-creation trope. a hard boiled detective story on the citadel set 10 years before the reaper war would have been nice, but no...
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Western, come pick up your unruly child. It's wandered off again.
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>>156279396
Yea, ME's setting had a ton of potential for side stories that could have avoided the ancient evil bullshit and fleshed out the universe but instead we get a Borderlands knockoff. Its really a shame.
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>>155472575

backlink for necrophiles
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yeaaaaahh a new /meg/ !

>>156276972
damn it makes dong expand
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>>156280127
maybe later. it's your problem right now.

>>156281076
oh yeah, forgot that. again.
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>>156276972
Reminds me of the Ark from Halo a bit...
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>>156278721
Nah I'm done with our galaxy, a new one has so much potential. For example I would love if ME wasn't littered with humans for just once.
Knowing BW though they are only pulling this to distance themselves from the shitfest of the last title. Fully expecting not!geth, not!reapers and not!protheans to make an appearance.

>>156279396
I think DA2 was BW's shot at smaller scale and since it flopped they just went back to the good old formula, even though DA2 failed for other reasons like reusing every asset a million times, shitty combat and teleporting enemies.
A lot of people enjoyed the smaller scale and your companions were basically your family. A family full of mentally unstable people, but still comfy.

>>156281710
At least you didn't forget to write /meg/ like the last OP, a lot more important tbqfh.
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so what do you think mass effect andromedas big enemy will be since there are no reapers?
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>>156281710
>maybe later
I want to be angry at you, but your homeland has been turned into a diseased waste receptacle.. so I can't.
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>>156283501

Leviathans
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>>156283501
N7 guy because fighting against a new species would be too hard for them to write about.
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>>156283872
that would actually be cool

>>156283937
probably, but I hope they learned from the fuckin ME3 disaster
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>>156283501
there called the remnant IIRC
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>>156283872
she looks mighty fine in that image. shame she doesn't look good in the game.
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wow, someone actually bothered to make a new thread
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>>156282459
>For example I would love if ME wasn't littered with humans for just once.
Never going to happen. Bioware loves our species too much to ever get rid of us or even make something without us at center stage.
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>>156285340
so why didn't you do it?
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>>156285809
someone would make a thread eventually if they wanted to discuss mass effect
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>>156286486
it'll look like trash in game
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>>156287115
Concept art usually looks better than what it is in game, for instance.
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>>156286486
>fully functioning buildings with neon signs/balconies/stores
I thought they only had the ark and just arrived, how can they have buildt it in this short time?
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>>156287684
prefaps
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>>156287794
this doesnt look like a prefab
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wish mass effect had smells desu
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>>156287684
Late 22nd century construction techniques or aliens.
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>>156288038
mass effect fields then
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>>156286486

Looks pretty cool. I like the wet look and the neon signs.
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>>156289020

I do hope they do more exotic locales like that. Asteroids, moons, planets close to starts, etc.
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>>156286486
>muh frontier town
>muh lone cowboy feeling
>muh johnny cash
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>>156289620
Most of the planets shown so far look exotic. If they do ME1 style exploration with more effort put into creating a unique environment for the planets we can visit it would be perfect.
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>>156289734
You best not be talking shit about Johnny Cash
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Damn some of those arteorks look fine
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>>156289968
they all look similar aswell, dark, rainy and wet with black rock and the obligatory blue gloom.
only other setting we saw was the desert one which isnt very intresting to look at in the first place.
I sure hope they have more tha 4 visitable planets with enough to do that isnt a mmo fetchquest
but I dont see BW come up with anything innovative. its will be the same old formula
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>>156290213
no I'm angry because they incorporated him into an SJW game.
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>>156289968

Totally. Some icy planets/moons would be really awesome, too. Seeing the cracks in the blue ice with dunes of snow here and there.
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>>156290286
I hope you're wrong but I can't help but feel you're probably right.
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>>156289968
looks like the planet from interstellar where they picked up matt damon
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>>156291717
I've seen some of those screens already in that worthless blabla-presentation on last N7 day or the N7 day before that, can't remember, but they were just stills on their screen in the background or something, where did you get these ones? are they new?
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>>156278721
I just want to see the Normandy team and the various locations again. The characters and settings are the main reasons I have any interest in the series. MEA just flushes that all down the toilet.
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>>156292025
https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=mass+effect+andromeda+concept+art&gws_rd=ssl
Most of them are actually really old.
>>156292094
I loved the original team but there isn't much to do there. The Milky Way is either irreversibly fucked or in some golden age of unending peace. Not much can be done with either of those.
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>>156292094
Any of the Normandy team appearing would canonise or "de-canonise" at least one of the endings. As much as I want to see them you'll probably just get a mention of their past deeds or something. Though looking at the new asari I don't really want to see how they'd "upgrade" the old crews personalities.
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>>156293564
the worst thing about this is that if this actually happens to be in the game you can most likely just access a tiny bit of this and all the rest is just background/skybox, both due to console limitations and EA/Bioware lazyness and corner cutting. bet the jetpack won't let you fly around freely, but there'll be invisible walls or "no-fly-zones".
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>>156292094

The one reason that made ME so appealing was the established, fleshed-out galactic society in which rape could take place. There is much less scope for rape in Andromeda given that it is moved to a completely unsettled frontier. For example, there will be no more rape of human colonists by BTs, quarian pilgrims being raped on Omega, slavery and rape, etc.
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>>156294304
>the jetpack won't let you fly around freely
I bet they are even such cheeky assholes as to promote it as new revolutionizing feature and then only let you use it in specific locations like that gap in the trailer.
also remember to play it in 4K because only then you get the magical extra immersion
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>>156294304
>bet the jetpack won't let you fly around freely, but there'll be invisible walls or "no-fly-zones".
Christ, that would piss me off to no end.
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>>156294506
achmed please, contain yourself
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>>156294506
don't fret, there's enough room in andromeda to establish a new victim race. with enough vigor and dedication, the people of /meg/ may flesh it out

>>156295274
wouldn't be surprised.

>>156295372
it will happen, trust me.
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>>156293464
I don't mind canonization of certain endings. Lots of other games do it. Just make the pseudo golden endings for the side arcs canon (e.g. Rannoch peace), plus Destroy for the main ending decision, and only leave minor stuff like Shepard's class/gender, the Council's survival, and who you fucked up for variation.
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According to one of the devs on twitter they're going to be periodically dropping new info about the game up until N7 day. Maybe we'll get something good.
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Sometimes I wonder what could have been if instead of the Reapers being inevitable, the end of ME1 was actually preventing them from showing up for thousands of years and the rest of the series became about preventing groups like the Collectors from restarting the process or doing stuff completely unrelated to Reapers.

We could have literally had a Star Trek vidya franchise where we'd get a game every few years showing an update to the timeline, how decisions by one generation impacted the next, and so much other good shit.

Instead we got waifu wars and EA bullshots.
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party hats gone again or am I running some script blocking them? (changed pcs from work to home)
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>>156300008
They're still here.
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>>156289020
>>156289968
If we can get the skyboxes like in ME1 that would be great. I also enjoyed the "hazard" environments, wasn't too much of a hassle unless you were dumb with Mako placement at points of interest.
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>>156300549
hm then I did something to block them but I can't remember what I did.
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>>156300549
none of that will be in the actual game. it's just literal trailer trash to make you hot for the game.
is it working?
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>>156304217
I know, but its not like Bioware has given me much else to look at
Is what working? The hats?
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>>156278721
it would be better off if they had never done the reaper war in the first place. stopping sovereign should have prevented the reapers from waking up, though they'd still be out there as a vague and mysterious menace. this would leave much more room for the setting to breathe and grow, with smaller and more personal stories for the various sequels.

but no, they irrevocably wrecked the entire setting because they wrote themselves into a corner, and now the sequel has to be set in a completely different galaxy in what amounts to a stealth-reboot of the whole setting
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>>156304585
the trailer. is it making you look forward to the game?
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>>156306580
Not really. I'm all for a new game but until I see something real, which we probably wont get till N7 day, I'm not going to get my hopes up.
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>>156304217
>none of that will be in the actual game
Thank god, I hate the omniblade.

>>156294304
>>156295274
Jetpack will be like "jumping" in ME3.
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>>156321467
I don't even
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Hello.

Why can't the scars never be on the body? How often does your face get mangled like that?
Add some damn scars to the body like, I don't know, Geralt has.
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>>156324802
Because BW games rarely show the PC's uncovered body. Soon it will be haram to show any skin.

I agree with you though.
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>>156325189
>no option to operate bare chested

It's like Bioware doesn't like fun.
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>>156325272
>no mission with the PC literally getting caught pants down
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>>156325374
Lewd!
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>>156325374
>PC isn't buttnaked while being rebuilt by the Lazarus Project, nor after being poisoned by BT bartender, nor after losing consciousness in Arrival DLC
My theory is that Cerberus built in underwear into Shepard's body to stop the commander from ever being naked again after ME1. The evil of TIM knows no bounds.
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>>156325374
>running around in hoodie and shoes

I like it!
>waifu telling you to stop distracting her with your legs
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>https://youtu.be/t1hBNALUk4w
>that bioware animation
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>>156328098
>>156319259
>Jetpack will be like "jumping" in ME3.
Seems that way.
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>>156328098
Hey at least they didn't reuse the animation that Cerberus troops use as they drop in from their shuttle. You know the one where they leave you a 3 seconds grace period to shoot them in the head to make even insanity difficulty easy.
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>>156328098
>4K
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News sluts on the Tempest?
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>>156330238
Absolutely, Tevos must have sent many sluts along on the ark ship to ensure continuity of civilization, including reporters. She may even have boarded the Tempest herself.
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>>156310532

Pretty neat, although something about it reminds me of the Star Wars prequels.
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So n7 day is the trailer release?
Dont want to wait that long nigga
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>>156330238
>Allers
Disgusting
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>>156324802
I sure hop they add real beards this time, this artwork looks decent enough, would play with the protag looks like that
but the standard male is some weak clean faced chad with a low-test voice.

I want a hardy alpha white male with a thick beard and deep voice like you would imagine a high level operative, so I can relate to him
even sheploo was too clean cut for me
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>>156329641
I let them land and take position because I am a honorable lad
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>>156334402

Asari Dark Lord of the Sith?
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>>156334761

Essentially yes, the design was inspired by "Darth Maul/Talon".
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>>156335387

I kinda like it.
>asari Sith sorceress dressing in revealing get-ups
Yes pls.
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>>156337096

Could do with more colour saturation.
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>>156338996
>>156339150
one more try
>>>/qa/706294
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Here, have a cute girl with well-developed hips and butt.
>https://girlsreleased.com/#set/45105

We're kind of between life and death, so whatever.
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>>156339246
Delete the porn boards and /b/. There, I just halved the traffic and got most of the underage to leave the site.
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Missed me?
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>>156340752
Not really.
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>>156339796
>removing /s/

Hell no.
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>>156340865
Don't lie to yourself.
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>>156341164
I'm not.
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>>156341506
Think again.
And nice ass tho.
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>>156341925
How are you going to handle Quarians being cut out of the new game? Will you just keep posting that suit rat or will you move on?
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>>156343808
They will be in ME4, what are you talking about?
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>>156344101
Whatever you say anon.
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>>156343808
I won't play it if quars aren't in it
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>>156343808
>talifags
>playing as femshep

You must be that retarded Liaradrone, why haven't you killed yourself yet?
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>>156341157
I don't even use the porn boards except /d/ and /aco/
there are so many better places to get proper porn
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>Have only played ME2
>Don't have the steam to play ME 1 & 3
>Just like Samara more than anything else
Shieeeet
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>>156347621
I can only play ME1 these days, the other games are too linear and not atmospheric enough. Might check out Andromeda once it comes out, apparently it is supposed to be more open world again.
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>>156347498

/s/ and /gif/ is a good way to get porn I like, but don't know where to start looking.
/gif/ has more threads about various kinds of dicks than I'd care for, though.
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>>156346359

I wonder how they've changed the armour system. I really wish they'd show off more of that.
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>>156346359
>Gun is not holstered but it floats
If Mass Effect would be made by CDProjekt then it would have holsters.
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>>156340752
Yes.
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>>156346550
wasnt even me. this might come as a suprise, but there are alot of people that hate quarians. your waifu is cancer and so are you
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>>156348846

But muh magnetic strips. As to why they're hover, well, that's just quality.
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>>156348761
It'd be nice if they explained how the armor is going to work. Maybe they'll just stick with the old system 2 and 3 had or they could just revert back to 1 where you had a single outfit instead of pieces. Either way they've definitely stepped up the designs at least.
>>156348846
But anon, its just the mass effect fields.
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They've made the Asari ugly and the Krogan look even more feral than they originally did. How is Bioware going to fuck up/improve the Salarians and Turians?
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>>156350959
That's a mutated krogan, there are regular ones too.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udAL48P5NJU
holy crap
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>>156351072
Thought so, his skin looked all wrong and there's that thing on his head.
>>156351140
Andromeda is fucking massive. Over 3 times as many stars as our galaxy.
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>>156351561
it's so difficult for me to comprehend that scale that it doesn't even seem impressive
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>>156350959
>>156351072
>>156351561
so what you are saying is that in Andromeda there exist something Remnant/Keth like that alters the appaerance and drives everyone bersek? like the Reapers did? is that a bad joke?
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>>156349365
You might be mistaking me for this man
>>156341164
>>156341925
>>156340752
Doesn't matter to me though fag-lover. You worthless sacks of shit will be hanged, drawn and quartered when society grows some balls.
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>>156352535
No no no, see, this time instead of using tech to change people they mutate them. Its very different. Completely changes everything.
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>>156352535
Reality is satire.
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>>156353250
>our philosophical attitude towards poo needs to change
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>>156353478
Welcome to the dark zone.
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>>156353051
>The remnant are huge organic creatures as big as ships and they seek to annihilate all technology in the galaxy
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Does anyone have that pastebin of where BBC Heaven was gna go?

Also any other good erotica
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>>156354343
gave me a chuckle
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>>156354719
>http://pastebin.com/XZ9Q395C
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Oh, thank God, I could find the instagram slut I was looking for by looking through MEG archive.
Her ass is out of this world. Like if you mixed Miranda, Kasumi and Samara.
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>>156357186
Post pics you tease.
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>>156354719

I would post the Pastebin to 'Ashley on Omega', but I lost the link and I only have the text itself.

>>156356484

I don't mind bushes or armpit hair, but I do prefer them human.
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>>156357321
You could just make a new pastebin.
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>>156357319

Here.
>https://www.instagram.com/karinairby/
It just won't quit.
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>>156357321
A girl gets mutated just a bit and suddenly she's not human? Fucking bigots
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>>156357482

http://pastebin.com/ZtCg7zns
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>>156353250
>britbongs still think that the Guardian is any less of a rag than the Daily Mail

Why is this allowed?
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>>156355262

>Blindfold is whipped off to reveal that Liara is the one on top of Ashley, just as Liara fires a load into Ashley's face
>Ashley is shocked and appalled, even as the cum starts to have an effect on her
>Liara moves aside to allow Samara to get on top of Ash and fire a load into her face as well

Not even into futa but this is hnghh
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>>156359040
Makes my dick hard as well, senpai.
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>>156359286
>AndromedaCombatConcept.jpg
>reverse image search literally says mass effect 3 concept art

the fuck are you even doing?
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>>156359971
Half assing my attempts to find stuff.
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>>156360220
>Those holes in the ship
what
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>>156360281
Holy shit I didn't notice that. Part of it is literally just floating there, completely detached from the rest of the ship.
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>>156360281
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I wonder how big each world is gonna be. I'd image they're all pretty sizable if they're actually letting us customize the M40.
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>>156360714
are you seriously doubting mass effect fields capabilities??
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>>156364847
Of course, how could I forget.
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DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
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>>156364471
>if they're actually letting us customize the M40

Is that confirmed?
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>>156368149
Yup, the didn't say to what degree tho
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>>156368381
>changing color (paid day 1 DLC)
>changing look of rear spoiler (paid day 1 DLC, no actual change of ingame mechanics)
>being able to print your own logo (out of a pregenerated choice of 12, the only thing you can do is choosing the logo and changing its color) onto the sides (paid day 1 DLC)
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>>156368881
>le evil EA
holy shit that's the oldest bait
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>>156370146
>somehow this isn't the truth
how much shill money is EA paying you?
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>>156370146
>bait
are you fucking serious m8? you need a punch to the throat.
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>Run out of concept art and screenshots
>Thread dies
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Anyone got pictures of Samara?
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>>156373395
she wasnt a good character in the first place, very annoying
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>>156373543
Her death was still stupid though. They only killed her off to avoid any loose ends and to give some bullshit reason for why that Russian guy was able to capture Aria.
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>>156373498
hahahaha! no.
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>>156375121
That's pretty cold.
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Welp, just beat the game for the first time with the modded ending. Added the "citadel after credits" add on and thats been pretty great so far as well (first time playing through it)

Only rough spot I noticed in the modded ending that I think could be changed was the crucible should have fired right after Anderson dies. Instead it goes through the whole "its not firing" thing until shepard crawls to the panel and then collapses, then it suddenly fires.

But otherwise, it was definitely better.
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>>156378865
WOW SPOILERS NEXT TIME PLEASE
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>>156379145
Is this like a meme thing?

Also, the extended anderson conversation was much better, dunno why they cut it for the final game.
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>>156378212

WHY does Samara look so much smaller and less THICC than Liara
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>>156381312
all Samara's bulk went to her MT
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>>156348846

If Mass Effect was made by CDPR it would be a shitty game
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>>156384259
low quality textures on that kodiak ruin the immersion
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>>156389562
nice
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>>156392992
shadowing looks terrible, ashley looks like she's got stubble
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>tfw finally completed Mass Effect 3 (DLC etc all included)
>Destroy ending
>Actually enjoyed it

ME3 > ME2 > ME1

tbqh
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>>156395541
I'm not even going to mention ME3
>ME2 higher than literally anything
Dog shit list desu
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>>156395774

>best characters
>best quests
>best mission (Suicide mission)
>best DLC
>best writing

Stay triggered ME1fag
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>>156395843
>best characters
Oversaturation of characters =/= good characters. It had the most of the three games but the majority were shit.
>best quests
The quests were basically "Go to planet. Shoot yellow/blue/red mercenaries. Recruit/Help squadmate learn something. Repeat" There weren't nearly enough missions dealing with the collectors.
>best mission (Suicide mission)
>best DLC
Both of these are true. Shame they don't make up for everything else.
>best writing
The entire plot was pulled out of Bioware's ass to give you something to do before the big finale in 3. It literally didn't matter. Seriously, you could have just cut out the entire second game and said Cerberus found a cache of Reaper tech to justify them being so powerful in 3 and nothing would have changed in the long run. Also, the characters themselves were by far the best written in 3.
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>>156397117

>Oversaturation of characters =/= good characters. It had the most of the three games but the majority were shit.
Majority were better than any of the characters in ME1 or ME3
>The quests were basically "Go to planet.
Still better than ME2 and ME3s quests
>The entire plot was pulled out of Bioware's ass to give you something to do before the big finale in 3
Writing =/= story

Witcher 3s writing is top notch whereas its main story is dogshit.

Stay triggered ME1 cuck
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>>156397547
>Majority were better than any of the characters in ME1 or ME3
For a series with a tradition of shitty filler characters that isn't much of an accomplishment
>Still better than ME2 and ME3s quests
Bullshit. Its rehashed trash every mission. Same enemies in the same settings. The collector ship and derelict reaper were the only standout main missions excluding the suicide mission. They focused far too much of filler to make up for the paper thin plotline.
>Writing =/= story
Again, writing was still the best in 3.
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>>156398072

>For a series with a tradition of shitty filler characters that isn't much of an accomplishment
So you agree, good to know
>ullshit. Its rehashed trash every mission.
Literally no different than ME1 or ME3. Only difference is that it doesn't have the piss poor dialogue/writing of ME3 (Only a Paragon/Renegade option, top kek) or the shit tier empty """""""""""""""planets""""""""""""" of ME1 that you had to slog through
>Again, writing was still the best in 3.
Nah
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>tfw you will never be a space bounty hunter because Bioware has to have some "savin da universe xD" plot line in all of their games
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>>156399293
This is an underutilized idea that would work perfectly in ME's universe. IIRC Prey tried to do this but the game got canned.
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how many bets are going for day one dlc
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>>156395541
Patrician rankings here desu, ME2fags stay assblasted.

3 was the best in basically every area (especially gameplay and characters) except the last couple shitty hours, it just suddenly got people to notice what was already shitty in the other two games. Still a good series on the whole.
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>>156395843

>best characters

kek, all but four or five of them were meaningless filler that were rightfully reduced to cameos in ME3. They also never interacted with each other and never left their one spot on the ship outside of missions, making them look like autists who stared at walls all day.

>best writing

really now? This is seriously the hill you want to die on for this game? The game where Shepard's first reaction to "I need to fight the Reapers" is "I need a really good team"? The writing is fucked beyond repair.

>best DLC

The DLC was a shit. 7-10 bucks each for two-hour map packs with paper thin side stories that don't amount to anything and the same enemies and environments cut and pasted. Also no new character content, just to do the bare minimum. At least ME3's DLC had relevance to what was going on and included some new content in the form of new enemies and weapons. Not to mention actual dialogue for squaddies.
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>>156400375
when do we get the remnant party member
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>>156400803
The character missions were the best the series had.
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>>156399293
I want to be a space farmer.
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>>156415674
is that a krogan and turian?
>krogan lives matter.
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>>156417050
It would be more fitting if it was a krogan and a salarian.
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>>156414693
Try Starbound
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>>156414693
I don't
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>>156418862
Think of all the strange crops you could grow, there are planets with very different seasons, gravity and climates. How about finding new seeds and fighting off weird pests away from genetically enhanced sunflowers and potatoes under two binary suns.

Ain't nothing like landing on an uncharted world and setting up a farm, sonny.
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>>156418862
how about you be a space cuck then?
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>>156417684
Left one is much cuter.
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>>156422116

Yeah, she looks pretty different in 3, much plainer.
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>>156272617
>dead for 16 hours Edition
not for long
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>>156384259

And of course, he has to ruin the picture with the swampbeast.
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>>156424380
>disproportionate legs
>knees
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>>156420635
>if you aren't a farmer you are a cuck
get off /pol/ once in a while and go outside.
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>>156414693

CUTE!
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>>156417684
>we forgot what Kelly looked like, and we were too lazy to literally just rip the model from the archive and stick it into the game

I just don't get Bioware.
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>>156424380

I always like more images of Ashley from Huggybear, but that model doesn't look too good. At least not in that post.
Going by her shoulders and stomach, I'd assume it's the model for female Shepard by Aardvark.

>HB just had to use one of the more shitty-looking extended barrels
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>>156429317
sad, isn't it?
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>>156432580
Does anyone else get the feeling that the reason why Samara has that look on her face the whole time, is because she is in a ship with babes she would totally tap, but is trying not to, because of the code? Also, why she never roams around the ship, but she confines herself to her room and meditates?
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>>156436113
the code doesn't forbid fucking. she just doesn't do it.
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Eddrf?
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>>156438191
m-mum?
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>>156436831
Everything is against the code.
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>>156444060
>everything is racist, everything is sexist.wav
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>>156436831
>>156444060
>>156444141
maybe its because she spawned 3 mutated asari that can kill with their minds?
thinking about it, why thwe hell did she pop 3 out if she knew with the first she had this genetic desease?
thats fucking irresponsible of her
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I like the choking and the titcow's leather pants.
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>>156444894
>why thwe hell did she pop 3 out if she knew with the first she had this genetic desease?
thats fucking irresponsible of her

She didn't know.
Directly taken from the codex:
>The condition is impossible to identify until the asari reaches maturity, by which time it is too late to correct.
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Forever ded
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Living in a nice house in a forest outskirts with waifu?
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>>156449406
This is the most poetic and moving story I've ever read.
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>>156455439

He looks a bit like Ben Affleck there.
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>>156455531
yeah, the same "what am I even doing here" look
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Come on, MEG...
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>>156447508
Isn't that a reskinned character from Total Drama Island?
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>>156459076

Either that, or it's drawn to look like it.
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>>156458016
Y tho
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>>156460471
>>156461004
What are those supposed to be? They look like space colonies, but the filename says slaughtership.
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>>156462680
Early concepts for collector processing ships. The plant life was just a cover for what happened inside. Honestly they made the right call moving to the insect hive style we got, I don't like these designs.
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I'm naked right now
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>>156464726
>leader of a clan
>eventual leader of the krogan species
>still sits in shitty, ugly, uncomfortable rock chair

why do the krogan suck so much?
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>>156467962
They're a shitty species the writers have some obsession with. IDK why.
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>>156467962

>krogan ruins in ME3

BUT WE WUZ KANGS
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>>156472512
can't make this shit up, literally the niggers of mass effect
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>>156472512
>>156473797
obnoxious faggots that spout sub-par memes like that all over 4chan is the reason everyone hates /pol/
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femturs saving the thread
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Out of curiosity, how did /v/ flip so much on Mass Effect 2?

It used to be fucking loved on here to the point that it essentially had a huge hand in creation /vg/ due to the constant Tali and Mass Effect 2 threads that were spamming the catalogue.

What changed? I'm replaying the series now and Mass Effect 2 just has something about it, the feeling of developing a true rag tag team of Mercs and going through Omega. It's just a blast
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>>156487094
the whole 'team' element gets detracted from a lot by the fact that, unlike ME3, none of the teammates so much as acknowledge each others' existence outside of Tali/Legion and Miranda/Jack. Nor do they move from their one spot on the ship unless Shepard tells them to grab a gun and come shoot some mercs.
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>>156487094
Mass Effect 1 feels grander, I guess. You can see so much of the care that went into the world building and the atmosphere is fucking INCREDIBLE.
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>>156487094

Mass Effect got popular. That's literally it.

Exact same shit is slowly happening to Witcher 3
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>>156487908
No, people just got some distance and saw that it was not only a huge step down but ultimately the game that fucked the series. It got nothing to do with popularity.
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>>156467691
Sit on my slutty face.
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>>156489942
Dont lie you fucking jew
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>>156491345
It's the truth you kike.
>>
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>>156493198
>finally
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http://orig06.deviantart.net/03a3/f/2016/277/8/a/alone_in_the_office_by_barbdbarb-dajuk89.jpg
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So what are the sexual partner counts of the various characters?

Jack on one end with 1000+
Tali and Liara on the other end as virgins
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Post your favorite multiplayer character

Geth Infiltrator standing by.
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>>156489942

t. ME1cuck who's mad that ME2 is praised as the pinnacle of the series
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>>156497541
FQuarian infiltrator.
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Will your faith in Bioware be restored if Andromeda ends up being a 10/10 game?
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>>156497360
Miranda arranges to get fucked once a week, the number of partners ranging from 1 to over a dozen.
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how likely is a batarian as a crew member ?
i kinda like those guys and i dont want to have the same races as a companion again
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>>156378212
>That heart shape on Blueberries booty.

By the Goddess.
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>>156501113
Not at all likely I think, they should've had bt squadmate in 3 but instead had the reapers mostly wipe them out
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>>156501113
about as likely as having North Korea on a peace mission in Afghanistan
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>>156500198

No. There's no coming back from that.
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>>156500198
unlikely
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>>156500198
since the game is primarily developed with consoles and their limitations in mind I don't see how it could possibly ever become a 10/10 game.
even the best console game is a 5/10 at best for me.
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>>156501113
You're not afraid he'd rape you're waifu?
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just cut myself while chopping jalapeños, how's your day going /meg/?
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>>156508478

Pretty good overall, it's still early though.
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>>156487094
Mass Effect 2 is pointless in every aspect, nothing you do feel significant to stop the reapers. you kill the collectors and 6 month later the reapers arrive. you basically waste alot of time solving random peoples daddy issues. also it was the first step away from the Mass Effect feeling and to the GoW shooter feeling. Mass Effect was the start of the end and the worst part of the whole triology.
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>>156500198
>10/10
wew lad, thats some unhealthy optimism
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>>156500198
>10/10
I feel more like 7 or 8 out of 10, and i'm pretty new here so the cynicism didn't get to me yet.
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>>156509051
sure, the magazines will praise it and make a big hype around 7 or 8 out of 10.
But it will not be mass effect or feel like mass effect, thats what people want. is there even 1 single person developing MEA who was around at the time ME1 was developed?
considering that mac walters, the guy who ruined the mass effect series, is now the director of the project it will be an utter dissappointment for everyone who longs for the true Mass Effect expierience.
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>>156514597
>Sudden urge to conquer galaxy with Systems Alliance in stellaris

noo, not now
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>>156501113

Very unlikely. We'll most likely get the same kinds of squadmates.
I'd like a non-asshole batarian, but we're never going to get that. Especially not on a survival mission where you get the fuck out of the goddamn galaxy.
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>>156512573
robo titties are the best
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>>156517348
>shaping muscles like tits
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rate my rifu /meg/
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>>156521583

I'm not a big fan of the weapons design in Mas Effect.
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The name's Shepard. Demon Shepard.
*smiles and shows canines*
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>>156524093

Whoops, no image.
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>>156508853

t. ME1cuck who's mad that ME2 is praised as the pinnacle of the series
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So i'm playing through the Mass Effect trilogy right now for the first time.

At ME2 right now, why is this series hated again? It's a competently written Sci Fi RPG in a genre dominated by nothing but High Fantasy shit?

I'm at the bit where you explore the Collector ship. The writing is solid, setting/art style is fantastic (Omega really made me wish for a Cyberpunk RPG) and overall, i'm loving every moment of it. The planet exploration is gone (which fucking sucks) but apart from that, it's a solid experience overall.
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>>156525542

The series isn't hated. If it was, we wouldn't be here.

>The writing is solid
For that specific part, or the entire game? Because the game is far from being well-written.
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Thicc femquars?
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>>156529769
dead femquars
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>>156527218

What about Mass Effect 2 wasn't well written and by what standard?
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>>156529769

Would prefer thicc Asians.
>https://www.instagram.com/jessicababyfat/

You better give me some of that, Bioware!
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>>156524093
>>156524248
shit son..
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>>156530131

The unnecessary death in the beginning, overinflated characters like the Illusive Man and Aria, the overall story literally not going anywhere, the fact that you spend over half the game just recruiting 'quirky and funny' and under-used characters that don't develop well and solving their personal issues, etc.
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Jawlines?
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>>156532231

Sure.
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>>156529769
>Thicc

Kill yourself, landwhales are abominations.
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Don't you think it would have been better if they went with the original story as laid out in 1 and 2?

Where the use of Mass Effect tech/biotics, was causing dark matter/energy build up in stars and killing them early. So the Reapers were created by an ancient race to wipe out advanced civilizations periodically. So that they entire galaxy did not get destroyed.
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>>156524918
joke's on you, I prefer ME3
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>>156533297

Nah, the dark matter thing is stupid in its own ways. It was explained better than I can in some threads on /v/, but one of the issues is that dark matter would be a universal problem, so if some other galaxy docks with their cousins one too many times and produces too much dark energy, it doesn't matter what happens with the Reapers, everyone's fucked anyway. Also, it's yet another ripoff of Revelation Space with the purpose of the Inhibitors.

Karpyshyn was right about it being vaporware.
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>>156533297

I don't remember them referencing it in the first game.

And no, you still end up with
>we're giving you mass effect technology, so we can stop you from using mass effect technology
I also dislike the whole 'turning people into goo makes a really powerful computer somehow'.
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>>156533750
>>156533654
still better than the "we're killing you with cyborg AIs, to prevent you from being killed by AIs".

also making the multiplayer minigame contribute to the campaign was a mistake. you can basically shit up all of 1 and 2, and make up for it by grinding multiplayer.
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>>156533968
>"we're killing you with cyborg AIs, to prevent you from being killed by AIs"
ME3 is 5 years old, how the hell do people still not get it? The Catalyst was created to preserve organic life. The problem is it was never told to preserve ALL organic life so it reasoned that if it killed off the advance races it would be worth it because all of the other organic species in the galaxy wouldn't have been threatened by any synthetics that the advanced organics could have created.

The Reapers' logic was basically its alright if a fraction of the organics die if it means the rest are safe.
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>>156535083
t. fucking starbrat
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>>156535717
>I didn't pay attention to anything about the Reapers' backstory
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Does anyone on here even like the Mass Effect series?
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>>156532229

>The unnecessary death in the beginning

What was unnecessary about it and why was it poorly written?

It totally made sense and was a genius narrative tool used to not only allow newcomers to enter the series and meet a brand new cast of characters (Cerberus) but it also allowed prior characters from the first game to develop actual personalities and lives outside of Shepard.with minimal effort on Biowares part. It was a stealth time skip that made sense.

It also was exceptionally well utilized in how it started to humanize Cerberus by putting the player in a scenario where he actually felt obliged to work with them (which he almost certainly wouldn't have had they not revived him) and see their actual reasoning behind their actions in the prior game.

I keep seeing this (only on 4chan obviously, virtually nowhere else brings up this retarded criticism) but it's just absolutely false. Shit on Biowares incompetent writing all you want, I agree on most of it (Post ME2 Bioware) but killing Shepard off was not a poorly written element of ME2

> overinflated characters

Literal buzz words. Explain your reasoning.

>the overall story literally not going anywhere

But it did go somewhere? It served its purpose which was to further establish the Mass Effect universe, lore and increase the player interaction/investment with the characters and Shepard and make the final game have a larger emotional pay off (regardless of how much of a disappointment it turned out to be, we're speaking about ME2, not ME3).

That's what I don't get, you fags always bitch about "lel, Bioware always write about saving da worldz" but when they finally do a more character orientated story that isn't some grandiose epic you guys shit on them for it.

Hate on the game all you want, it's the most loved in the series not only by critics (one of the highest rated RPGs ever made to be exact) but also among Users with it having the highest user score in the series. Stay mad ME1babbie
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>>156537071
yes, but you cant ignore all its flaws, shortcomings and wasted potential
shut the fuck up and deal with people criticizing the games, if BW didnt fuck up so much the problem wouldnt exist.
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>>156537509
check out smudboys youtube, he summarizes the bad writing pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/user/smudboy/playlists
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>>156537625

>check out this guy who does the arguing for me
Check out Noah Caldwell Gervais on youtube, he summarized the good writing pretty good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hct5WeBmsUM
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>>156537829
ye look kid, im not gonna watch that 2 hours and a half video now
all I was saying is that smudboys videos pretty much sums up every flaw and I agree with them.
sure I can watch this long video of a fanboy praising this game without any critical thinking because of his fanboy bubble but most likely I disagree with alot of his points. just skipping though the video gave me a mild case of cancer already

ME1 and parts of 2 had good writing no argument but they started to drop the ball in ME2 and went full on autistic undergrad storywriting in 3

take it or leave it
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>>156538474

>ye look kid, im not gonna watch that 2 hours and a half video now

That's exactly my point. If you have an argument, fine, present it, but don't give me some shitty youtube videos in place of you argument.
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>>156538474

Mass Effect 2 had significantly better writing than ME1. For one, Tali/Garrus/Liara weren't some one dimensional ass kissing cucks of Shepard. Second, Cerberus weren't some one dimensional moustache twirling faggots. Third, Shepard isn't some god that everybody sucks off at every turn. Omega doesn't give a shit about him, even some of his old squad mates have moved on with their own lives and motives, independent of Shepards.

Writing wise, Mass Effect 2 exceeded Mass Effect 1 in virtually every regard. Character writing, pacing and even the final set piece shits on Mass Effect 1s final set piece. Don't get me started on the DLCs for each game.
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>>156539456
read further

>>156539684
I dislike ME2 most of the series and its the part I played the least. no fanboy sperging of you is gonna change this. you just have really bad taste and standards
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>>156539826

>read further

I did read further and your post delved into more contradictions in the form of "I'm not watching your video even if it presents your arguments well but you need to watch my video because it presents my argument well".

>I dislike ME2 most of the series and its the part I played the least. no fanboy sperging of you is gonna change this.

Just like no fanboy sperging from you is going to change the fact that it's best rated game in the series not only among Critics but also fans.

But go ahead, further play out the exhausted 4chan troupe of "everyone has shit taste but me!".

:^)
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>>156540250

>96 metacritic and 8.9 user score

Holy shit. Literally the Last of Us of 2010
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>>156540250
>console plebs like the GoW clone more

color me surprised
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>>156540756

AYY LMAO
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>>156540250
>>156540946

FUCKING D-D-D-DELETE THIS
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>>156540946
why are you invested in this issue? nobody gives a fuck if you like ME2 most, good for you
you just post autistic rants about muhhh ME1 cucks
did someone who likes ME1 more steal your girl or what is your issue here?
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>>156540250
>Bioware Corp.

Those were the times.
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>>156370490
Bioware did that to themselves. they are to blame for their shit
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>>156541185

>"Hurr, consolekids would obviously prefer Mass Effect 2"
>Even PCucks prefer it
>"w-w-w-who cares"
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>>156542074
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>>156542381
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>>156542418
>saving low quality memes
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Can't you two just get a room? Even the death of this thread would be a preferable alternate to your squabbling.
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>>156542676

>playing low quality games like Mass Effect 1
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>>156535083
Didn't they have to go more in depth with that during Leviathan DLC?
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>>156542860
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the darkness must not be breached :^)
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>>156546572

We need to go on an irrelevant loop before we can fight the darkness, though.
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what's the first thing you're gonna do after being released from a 10 year mind control of a big fat underwater alien?
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>>156547373
taking a big dump I guess, then a shower
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>>156547373

Sexe my waifu.
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>>156499781
I'd like a femquar to infiltrate my pants.
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>>156549445
Lewd.
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>>156549445
not allowed
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>>156549445

I wonder what the quarian bdsm scene is like
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>>156554873
putting foreign objects and gases inside a suit
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>>156533457
Pleb
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>>156558534
>by mishai
oh that explains that bust size
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>>156561338
>ME3
>Geth
>BBC
>oncept

guess I've been on 4chan too long
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>>156555616
gameplay and wiafumaterial is best in ME3, sure I love the missions and atmosphere in ME1, but ME3 is the part I played most
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>>156563925
Ditto. Sure the story was worse than in ME1, but ME never exactly had a great story. What it did was good atmosphere, likable characters, and fun gunplay and enemy variety. ME3 concentrated on these strengths.
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>>156565351
>when a talicancer agrees with you
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>>156558534
What fetishes do you anons have?
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>>156565782
worst feel
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Hey guys

I'm doing a replay of ME2. I fucked Jack, like the easy fuck as in you just talk to her for enough and she's like "i wan some dicc nao". I haven't even done her loyalty misson

Does this mean we're in a relationship? I'm still trying to pick who I want to go with this time

Also can I have multiple relationships? I need a Samara/Miranda three way going on here

Also going to replay ME3 next, I'd appreciate if you guys could recommend me some mods for ME3, ME1 and ME2.

Thank you
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>>156565351

WHY does Tali look SO much larger than Shep

Also ME has an absolutely terrible storyline

The only good things are waifus and atmosphere
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I bet quarian lingerie is off the chain
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>>156572726
As you get ready to go through O4 relay you'll fuck. That's when the relationship "pays off", so to speak.
You can't have multiple relationships, if you try to pursue multiple ones you'll have to choose one or the other before going through the relay.
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>>156573805
So are we "in a relationship" at this point
Cant I flirt/proceed with other squaddies

Thought I wanted Jack (Gone with Liara and Tali to date) but she's just dirty

So does that mean I can't pursue relationships with other squaddies at this time? Or only after I go through the O4 relay
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>>156572929
Because she's sitting on his lap and everyone is about the same height in-game (except characters who wear heels, who are the same height as everyone else but logically should be shorter in the same footwear).
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Night /meg/
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>>156578090
'night anon
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Why are Bioware so fucking retarded?

They now need to make an ending cannon or stay out of the milky way forever
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>>156574341
Fucking Jack early on shouldn't impact your ability to romance Tali or Miranda.
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>>156579386
Same with Samara?
I changed my mind :3, doing her loyalty misson atm. My first playthrough I didnt do them all
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>>156579952
Them as in Tali/Liara
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>>156578416
>stay out of the milky way forever
It's like you think that's a bad thing.
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>>156579952
You can't romance Samara.
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>>156580453

You can fuck Morinth tho lmao
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>>156579952
>>156580453
That depends what you consider 'romance'. If you have no other LI, you can pursue Samara in 2 through the Citadel DLC.
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>>156580453
>>>156580453
>>156581947
>Heart =Broken

I just want to fill samara with my human cum
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I fucking played all the 3 ME 6 times each one already, I can't get tired of it and changing some desitions.

One thing that will never change is how after ME1 I need to romance Tali on ME2 and ME3, nobody from the crew can beat her, not even the moeblob Liara.

Is like the devs mad Tali the perfect girl, intelligent, nice dialogues, fun, and what is priceless is how good are her dialogues on ME3 when you pick up Garrus.

Also she's always wanting the D
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>>156583130
I really love that picture, but it still bugs me how the artist forgot that the whole faceplate is one piece.
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>>156582432
can't blame you too much for that
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>>156578416
They don't seem to have any intention of going back. Why are you whining about the endings being divergent? Would you rather have had just one ending no matter your decisions? Imagine the amount of complaining people would do then.
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>>156585490

I didn't hear anyone complaining about 1 and 2 both having essentially one ending.
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>>156583130
Tali is the LI to point out the autistic shitheads from the rest of the normal people. its a meme and you fell for it.
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>>156585948
That's because they expected it to branch more later with the savegame transfer.
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>>156585490
Malik is dead in Deus Ex MD based on normie achievemnt data, people were outraged, people still bought it.
its a dick move, but you can just take one ending and make it canon.
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>>156558534
>tfw no research upgrade for miranda that lets her melee enemies with her huge jugs
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>>156588843
>another upgrade available which increases damage through smothering enemies.
>but which has reduced effectiveness against synthetics.
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>>156589304
>butt implant upgrade
>called natural padding
>+ to armor
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>>156586791
Actually she's alive.
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>>156589892
nice mass effect content
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>>156572929
Because Tali is a big girl as quarians go, she's stronger, faster and has trouble fitting her hips through the narrow corridors of the fleet.
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>>156589802
thanks for the giant spoiler you giant faggot, I hope you die slow and painful
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>>156590019
Thanks. I think it was pretty relevant due to Curry Thunder and Bioware's race politics but it's nice to know my posts are appreciated.
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>>156590176
You want your mom to sit on my face?
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>>156593726
>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
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>You can get a matching helmet with one of Tali's alt skins
On a scale of 1 to beyond all hope how pathetic would someone have to be to wearing matching helmets despite that helmet's gameplay inferiority.
>>156586289
Waifs aside, it's a shame you can't call her out on it, or at least ask.
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I've been seeing lot's of blind LP of ME1.2 on youtube lately, that poor people reaching the 3rd game tho, Is it a bad sign for Andromeda?
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>>156596695
>watching lets plays of Mass Effect
is there something even more retarded and plebeian? the fact that these people have watchers and make money with it signals the downfall of the civilization.
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>>156597240
People used to say the same about TV
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>>156597325
you seem to be one of those stupid idiots. TV is passive, you watch, you cant interact or influence what is happening on the TV.
Games you play, you interact with them, you make choices and think about what you are doing, you are active.
Even more degenerate to watch someone play ME, you have a fuckton of dialogue options, the ability to change the appaering of the protag to your liking, you feel, you are invested you get sucked in by the atmosphere until you are in Mass Effect. that is what the magic is all about, just passivly watching it ruins the whole expierence.
I am not saying all LetsPlays are garbage, but jesus christ you rob yourself of one giant gamingexpierence if you just watch Mass Effect....there are countless other ways to waste your time.
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>>156597594
I don't watch LP on youtube or twitch unless I wanna make sure if it's worth getting them, but I have nothing against people doing it as I don't have nothing people watching sports on tv. Also most people watching LP are usually 1 people that finished those games or people wanting to learn how to pass through certain levels and shit with a minority like me who just watches a few hours of game play to see if it's worth getting some games. I fucking wished there were lp of some of the shittiest ps2 games I got back in the day.
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>>156597924
>Also most people watching LP are usually 1 people that finished those games or people wanting to learn how to pass through certain levels

m8, twitch is a giant industry and most of the people that watch are children who just passivly watch this shit. its not even about having no money for the games, they are just too fucking lazy to play the games themselves. instead of watching TV kids watch someone play videogames instead, its mindboggling.
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>>156598293
Yeah I can agree with that, kids usually don't manage their own money tho.
And to be fair, the majority of twitch users are either counter fags or assfaggots.
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>>156578090

Looks cool as fuck.
Other than the .gif being 400x225.
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>>156589376
>>+ to armor
>tfw I now remember when Mass Effect was an RPG
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>>156601765
honestly i don't even remember if they had an armor stat in it but now i have this mental image of miranda getting an armored ass implant and doing like a reverse crawl towards the enemy to maximize her damage reduction because of its size while blind firing over her shoulder
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>>156602249
i want someone to make a bad paint picture out of this
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>>156549445
This
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>>156602705
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>>156602249

Hardsuits in the first game had armour and shield ratings. Not visible numbers, but meters.
Wish they went back to loot.
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>>156591269
Is this part of some lesbo fanfic or something?
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>>156583130
If you choose femshep you are forced to have someone other than Tali as LI, try that one.

>>156574341
Jack has much softer side than what she is on the surface, but you only get to know that if you don't take the easy fuck route.
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>>156605226

Wouldn't surprise me. Female Shepard and Korra really bring out the dykes.
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>>156605462

Sigh, FemShep x Tali would actually have been so cute

>Tali even more flustered over her new lesbian feelings
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>>156606039
>I want everyone in Mass Effect to be gay because I think it's hot.

Why?
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>>156605580
Damn I never made the connection, pic related.

>>156606039
I agree.
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>>156606273

It's usually either that, or
>I want everyone to be bi so everyone can romance anyone, realistic characters are not wanted here, only equal representation
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>>156606039
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>>156606273
i think you answered your own question
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Whatcha doin', MEG?

Have you checked out Aven Colony? It's pretty cool, I really like the design of the buildings.
>https://youtu.be/djDi4HMNEGQ
It's a space colony builder.
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How will we talk to newly encountered species in ME:A? Through ME1-3 we had a translator for species already known.
Are aliens going to "touch" Ryder with their "beacon" to teach them like protheans did?
Or just assume hostility, shoot on sight and dissect later?
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>>156607817
we fuck them in old ME style
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>>156607358

I'd love to see colonies like that in Mass Effect. Seeing all the buildings and towering habitats outside of the clear tunnel ceilings.
Grabbing the Mako in the airlock, going outside and seeing massive ore-shipping trucks.

It'd be awesome.
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>>156607817

Depends on if we get to play during the actual discovery of them, or if we're placed right after when they've updated the translators.

Even then, the turians are shown to somehow interrogate and understand a human during First Contact.
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>>156608275
>It'd be awesome

It's a nice thought but I doubt it would be implemented into the game with the same elegancy.
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>>156608404

Yeah, one can dream, I suppose.
Something similar to Rapture in the first Bioshock, except it's on the surface of a colony.
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>>156608275
So that one mission on Mars?
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>>156608972

Something like that, sure, I really like the way Mars looked. It's a shame we only spend 30 minutes there, 20 of which was spent indoors with no view of the outside.
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>>156609210
after ME1 BW really started to hate big outside enviroments

but hey, we got corridor number 138 which has one "conviniently" placed box less than corridor 137

fucking consoles
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>>156609493
>after ME1 BW really started to hate big outside empty enviroments
there i fixed it
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This looks pretty damn cool. Could've gone with a more saturated orange-red colour.
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>>156610583
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>>156610036
>uncharted planets need a fuckton of stuff laying around
the emptiness was the charm of driving though wast desert to the next mountainrange just to find a lonely probe, listening to empty silence interrupted by the ME1 music.
that right there were the parts that shouted most atmosphere of the little human being in a big galaxy.
the later parts always felt claustrophobic, short and rushed littered with random stuff.
and thats what I am afraid MEA is gonna do, they give you a relatively spacey enviroment and just fill it with mmo/fetchquests that start to bore the hell out of you. uncharted planets with an remnant ruin, aliencolony and another downed spaceship plus another 30+ minor items to collect.
I really hope they find a balance to make it not too empty but also dont clutter shit everywhere and make exploring abit rewarding.
you are a fag and play Mass Effect for all the wrong reasons, please remove yourself and join the ciclejerk on reddit, I think you would fit perfectly.
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So the new EGM is out, they added this little scene at the end.
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>>156613353
looks way too tiny
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>>156616619
>you will never snuggle your waifu in a pleasure pod
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>>156607358

Oh, cool, the game runs on Unreal Engine 4. Explains why the lighting looks so good.

I wonder if UE4 is easier work with compared to Frostbite, if you're moving from UE3. Learning to work with a new engine and all that.
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>quarian operators

Embarrassing.
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>>156618837
Ever handled many small objects? Notice how useful all the fingers become when holding and manipulating small things, like screws and nails, and shells.
Tali would be a shitty shotgun reloader, she doesn't have enough fingers to do so quickly.
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>>156619235

Not to mention using general tools. Hammers, screwdivers, soldering, etc.
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>>156619235
Guess you can use 3 fingers pretty efficiently if you're born with them. Like people can paint with their toes if they train long enougj, what's the problem.
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>>156617048
nobody besides DICE can really master the Frostbite engine to its full extent.
BW really cant do good animations and charactermodels with it.
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>>156618837
>P90
>Glocks
>XM

>>156619885
they dont paint with their shoes on
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>>156620107
Not sure if i got it right but i think comparing shoes to gloves is pretty much nonsense.
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>>156619885

They have opposable thumbs its definitely enough

>>156618837
Ragged cloak Tali looks bad ass
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>>156618837
>FN and Glock shit
Disgusting
>>156619886
Bioware seriously needs to get some help from DICE with Frostbite. Its easily one of the best engines in use but they can't quite get it right, there's so much missed potential.
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>>156608391
It'd be really lame if they just skipped the discovery. Turians interrogating humans could possibly make sense because salarians might have studied humans before we discovered mass relays/spaceflight. Quite a stretch though.

>>156613353
They added/updated a fuckton of things, it might actually be worth to install now.
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>>156624475
Why use those tiny little screens instead of a pair of glasses? Or a full face helmet for that matter.

>>156624918
And why does a robot need an external microphone?

>>156625120
You know, the guy does do relatively high quality work, he clearly has talent. But why keep mashing IPs together when you could try and learn to create something completely new?
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http://rule34-data-008.paheal.net/_images/a02468578dc9785ea78d618daf1066e8/1992417
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>>156627468
>someone spent time creating this
I just hope he did it because there was no r34 of this "act" and wanted to make sure r34 applies
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>>156628064
>someone spent time creating this
there are 4 more pics of that artist with the same theme
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>>156628214
the cleansing fire of the nuclear purge cant come soon enough
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>>156627468
>all that gay turian shit people make when they could be making actual good stuff

It's just like when good artists ONLY do furry crap.
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>>156583130
>"Also she's always wanting the D"
>tfw no qt shotty-wielding nympho femquar gf with low self-confidence despite every other guy she meets calling her hot

I should probably just fire on the nearest police station tomorrow and go down in a murder-suicide tbhfamdesu.
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>first bit of new ME news
>it's a fucking coloring book

Has Bioware 100%, positively, undeniably, IRREVOCABLY confirmed their autism?
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>>156631392
>adult colouring book

Will I be able to colour Samara getting filled airtight by big batarian cocks?
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>>156304124

So, how many of these will we have to visit to find the Star Forge?
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>>156630015
I know, it's crazy. generally all that furry crap on ex-hentai is infuriating. imagine at the very least half the stuff classified as "western" is furry, most likely more though.

>>156631392
>adult coloring book
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>>156631392
>coloring book
>samara

all of my wat
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>>156632015
No, it means they are riding the fad of grown up people buying and using colouring books to relieve their stress.

In honesty I would be more embarrassed if this thing was found in my ownership because it's piece of ME merchandise than because it's a fucking colouring book.
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>>156632647
maybe it's some special joke day in canada, you know, like western countries have with april 1st
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>>156633746
every day is national joke day in canada, the whole country is a joke
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>>156631392
reading adult coloring book, I thought it was some smut tier shit where you color out MT's and packs of Krogan on fragile human colonists
fucking BW getting my hopes up again
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>>156633964
I see.
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>>156627284
>But why keep mashing IPs together when you could try and learn to create something completely new?

Making a scene with already made pretty nice assets is easier then designing modeling and texturing them yourself? Dunno
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>>156631221
>nympho
How nympho? Rubbing up on you as soon as no one can see nympho?
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kill all quarians I say
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>>156613353
How's compatibility with everything else?
Personally I'm running JAM, Citadel Ending and Recalibrated with a few other little things, would like to know if it'd fuck anything up getting EGM.
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>>156635143
Of course. She rubs up against you furiously whenever you're alone and not dealing with any pressing issues. She also has her nerve stimulator on during combat and has it set to slightly trigger whenever she kills someone, hence why she always sounds so happy and satisfied after doing so. Off-duty she likes to dry hump you do various other things in the cabin to get herself off, as well as give suited handjobs/thighjobs.

When any bit of her skin is actually exposed to the outside world, all bets are off. Most likely Tali and Shepard fucked on that cliff immediately after the scene cut away to spare the audience the lewdness.
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>>156633964
Canadian genocide when?
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>>156640039
will the survivors flee to germany?
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>>156639886

>Tali thigh job

My God...
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Best Tali erotica?

Too many featuring asari / regular humans
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>>156640630
>Too many featuring asari / regular humans

Fuck no, there's way too much quarian shit on HF.
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>>156640790

HF? please teach me senpai I am new to ME degeneracy
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>>156640630
are there irregular hum..
oh never mind, I understand what you mean
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>>156640851

HentaiFoundry. Get with the goddamn times.
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>>156639886
>tfw you'll never hear muffled moans and whimpers from inside her helmet.
>As she uses your leg to rub herself off. She turned of her suit's speakers and is nearly completely silent.
>You keep watch, eyes switching from the news on your tablet and the street while your arm is curled around her waist.
>There's a big splatter on the wall beside you, where she took you between her thighs.
>But she never reached her climax, her nerve stim was on the fritz again and the thick synthleather of her suit kept her even more pent up than usual.
>She humped you till you were soft and sore, still unfulfilled.
>Your traitorous member occasionally brushes against her thigh through your pants.
>Her boots clank against the bench, she's standing with bent legs, riding your knee with reckless abandon. You're sure the heat you feel is not just friction.
>Her eyes look on to the bulge under your zipper.
>She's looking at it, staring as it grows erect under the fabric.
>You can hear heavily accented mumbling through her visor, her grinding gets more intense.
>She rubs you through your pants, her delicate digits pawing at it with surprising strength.
>You hear her squeak, her legs seize and suddenly she's got your thigh in a trembling vice-grip.
>You're pretty sure you can feel her contractions through the suit.
>She flops into your arms, completely limp. A drunken giggle on her lips.
>There's a wet stain in your pants.
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>>156641835
can't say I'd miss that feel
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>>156641835
>Bioware didn't put this scene in ME2-ME3 fully animated and voiced

CANADIAN GENOCIDE NOW.
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>>156646204
fucking canadians man, no mercy!

night meg
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>>156641835
edd?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5GHQNnPUuo
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>>156641835

So is there any longform erotica like this...
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>>156653474

What do you mean? Longer fapfics?
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>>156654813

Yeah naughty outercourse with Tali suited :3
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>>156655347
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/5808741/1/What-is-it-About-Elevators

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8509987/2/

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9962087/1/Touch
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Sup /meg/?
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>>156659660
sup Tali-ban
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Not much. Im still suffering under Weedman's crumbling economic plans. If Im lucky Ill get work with a Private security company.
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>>156657426

>The arousal between her thighs seemed to be growing at an unprecedented rate-not that she had much to compare it to. She could feel the wetness starting to seep into the inner most lining of her suit, dampening her inner-thighs; she distantly thought about having to clean it later.

BRB lewd time
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>>156661089
Weedman?
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>>156661770
Not familiar with the latest /pol/ memes?
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>>156632015
>Will I be able to colour Samara getting filled airtight by big batarian cocks?
I'd pay good money for that.
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>>156610762
I'm glad i'm not the only one who really appreciated the huge empty planets in ME1. roving over the vast, desolate terrain under those well done skyboxes was great because it really made you feel the bigness and emptiness of space, and the bigness and emptiness of all the lonely, empty worlds that circle the stars. finding an isolated outpost or probe, a million miles from anything else, just drove the point further.

it got tedious mainly because the poor vehicle control, and the overuse of difficult terrain which took a long time to climb. if those elements had been better, i think the experience of exploring those side planets would have been the game's best feature
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>>156610762
>>156663036
Yup, those uncharted planets were really something. I hoped they would expand it with more dangers and more varied stuff to find in the sequels but instead they scrapped it completely much like other stuff that had a lot of potential. It was one of the most atmospheric parts of the game and they just cut it.

I'm sure they'll make it all MMO style in Andromeda though.
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>tfw Bioware will become great again with the release of ME:A
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>>156667448

Mac, pls.
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>>156668418

>tfw Bioware have made 15+ games and the only two games that were somewhat negative (not even bad games, one of them has over 100+ GoTYs and the other has a strong Metacritic with multiple GoTYs as well, they were just disappointing)

Bioware are GOAT
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>>156668579
>Games journalism
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>>156631392
>Art is not final
Fucking what?
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>>156669965

Means something like the book's artwork won't necessarily be the same as the example artwork >>156631392, I think.
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>>156669608
it's literally what I think every time I buy this crap
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>>156668579
how many of the original staff, who creaed these masterpieces, is still with bioware? Not many, after ME1 all went downhill.
Everyone with a bit of talent has moved on because of EA/BW, which only leaves curry thunder and another heapload of SJW feminists with sub-par coding skills.
Maybe its going to be a decent game, but it will never be a mass effect game, because the people that created this incredible universe already moved on.
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>>156675231
wasn't aware Legion has these claws
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>>156648778
That was me alright.

>>156661089
Hi there TB.
Shame about your prime minister, I hope everything works out.
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>>156661089
>Private security
first hand experience in administering torture pays, I reckon
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http://orig07.deviantart.net/bd6b/f/2016/280/f/0/the_empress_is_coming______by_joeshouseofart-dajpziw.jpg

Update: Added back and head tentacle tats. Belly and shoulders to go then on to the outfit. Not going to do much on the arms and legs tattoo-wise.
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>>156678928
she doesnt have nipples
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Give me three good, valid reasons to play as FemShep
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>>156679415
1. you can look at her butt when walking around (best in ME1 with light armor)
2. Renegade Femshep is hilarious
3. you can make sweet boob to boob sexe (Liara ofc)
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>>156679415
also, if you dont like the face there are a fuckton of good facecodes on the net
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>>156679682
I can actually restart a game with FemShep. Finally.

>>156679415
Oh. Damn. Time to make an Engineer FemShep and become the woman I've always wanted to be.

Thanks for the responses my dudes.
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Good morning /meg/
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>>156680814

Good morning, anon.
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No no no, no dying
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>>156682605
maybe later
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>tfw played me1 again for the 20th time
>tfw it's still amazing
>tfw i pretend it ends there and me2 corridor shooty space romance opera doesn't fucking exist
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>>156500198
bioware is fucking dead.
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>>156684339
It wouldve been better if the later parts never existed, maybe sad it only ended there but better than what we got instead.
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>>156679315
Heh, didn't even notice!

>>156680814
Morning.
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>>156673168

Good because 2/3rds of Mass Effect were complete shit.

Maybe we'll finally get a good game without those nostalgic hacks at the wheel
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>>156684339

>tfw played ME1 again for the 9th time
>tfw it's still clunky shit
>tfw I pretend that ME1 isn't canon and just watch a recap video so I can get to the other superior games
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>>156688541
the fuck are you doing here if you cant stand ME?
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>>156688891

>asking why someone on /meg/ hates Mass Effect

Lel
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>>156690108
>someone on /meg/ is looking forward to Andromeda because of their SJW focus
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>>156350959
the turians will have evolved to be more raptor like with tails and shit

I'm just happy the Krogan aren't fucking extinct
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>>156690370

>SJW focus

Get me one piece of evidence through actual confirmed information relating to Andromeda that confirms this.
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>>156483462
so..... think some one ever saved his DNA something to ensure a legacy to be had? or did the last of the Prothians truly fade away to history
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>>156690635
2
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>>156691086

>one piece of evidence relating to the actual game itself
>gets me some SJWs who happen to work for a mega company like Bioware

Quality. SJWs work for every developer, look at the cucks at CDPR with their unironic "Current year" comment relating to women, look at past Bioware games.

Unless you get me actual evidence of it being inside the game then don't bother making baseless presumptions.
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>>156690635
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>>156690635
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>>156690635
5
no more good looking asari for you, that wouldnt be realistic now
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>>156691705
>>156691561
>>156691425
>>156691274
>>156691086

Damn, tweets? You sure proved him wrong.
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>>156690635
you can even buy books introducing you to the new SJW universe written by a SJW black women
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>>156691382
>>156691997
>BW drones will defend this
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>>156691997
Well, there is not much footage to go with, is there shithead? Kys
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>>156692649
>there is not much footage to go with
There we go, the notion that GAMEPLAY designer can impact the way that story was written is just ridiculous
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>>156693012
nigga, BW is full of SJW faggots like him, he is only the vocal one, but EA/BW doesnt do anything about his white hate tweets, is perfectly ok apperantly

look at this post>>156691086
the bitch in the lower left cried about muuh rape in GTAV mp, she is now employed at Bioware as character or storywriter, dont remember
SHE HAS NO QUALIFICATION TO WORK THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE
all these people will put abit of their SJW agenda into the until it is full off it

Why do you think so many senior developers jumped ship? maybe it was EA cutting them down, maybe it was bad work atmosphere because you are surrounded by braindead faggot who only speak about muuhh white privilege

the pattern is there, connect the damn dots, just use your brain for once.
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>>156693330
>>156692649


Look at a shitty bunch of tweets?

Come back when you have in-game evidence you fucking "shithead"
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>>156693404
go back to kekkit you fucking Biodrone, you are pure cancer and should end you life
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>>156693404
I really would likes some video footage that prooved me wrong, but unfortunatly you cant proove that MEA isnt full of SJW either.
the shown material however swings the opinion more in the "MEA is a SJW game" region

just look at this shit
stay delusional
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>>156693880

>I really would likes some video footage that prooved me wrong

There's nothing to prove wrong because you have absolutely zero basis to your presumptions regarding the actual games content.
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>>156694008
cant you fucking read or are you just playing dumb?
there are SJW openly rasict towards white people in BW
a feminist is a storywriter
the novels are written by a anti white SJW nigger
what more proof do you need?

like I said, stay deluded and have my last (you)
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>>156694264
hi stormwennie
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>>156694264

>resorting to insults because nobody is biting his shitty bait.

That's fine and all, but do you have a single thing relating to the actual games content or are you just going to keep throwing around buzzwords?

>my last (You)

You will respond, retards like you simply can't help yourselves.
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point out one sentence were I resorted to insults. all I did was ask if you are playing dumb which is a legitimate question considering your posts.

>You will respond
sure I do, I just dont give you any more (you)'s
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>>156694685

>all I did was ask if you are playing dumb which is a legitimate question considering your posts.


There's nothing to play dumb about. We ask you for actual game content that proves the SJW taint and you go on some twitter tangent like the other /v/autists.

>Give you any more (You)'s

We all knew you weren't going to stop posting. Like I said, people like you can't help yourselves, especially when you're losing the argument
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>>156500198
I just want more of the multiplayer
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>We
is you nigger bull sitting right next to you or are you shilling from 2 different pcs?
not much to do at SJW headquarters? maybe develope a game instead? no? oh ok then

I never said I would stop posting, I dont give you anymore yous which I evidently do

you really have a problem reading and understanding english sentences, huh my curry friend?
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>>156694930
>like other /v/autists

Hello lellit SJW army, why haven't you killed yourself yet?
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>>156695103
>curry thunder posting on /meg/
wouldn't that be funny?

what the fuck man, you have to DRAW captchas now?
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>>156695427
I have a feeling that some EA surges though social media to feel how the mood on the released footage is and see that people roast the shit out of the mess and now do hard damage control, especially on /v/. you encounter 2-3 threads per day with similar shilling.


they dont work just click on 4 random spots and it accepts somehow
most cancerous captcha I ever encountered tho
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>>156695103

Keep up with the buzzwords senpai, just let me know when you have anything of actual substances as it pertains to the actual games content.
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>as it pertains to the actual games content

t. Bioware 2000+16
thanks Canada
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>implying I want to argue with a biodrone

you are already a lost cause, only existing to be laughted at.
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Has BW actually explained why the new asari looks so fucking ugly? Or what the hell the raccoon mask is??
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>>156697835

I think she looked alright in the tech demo.
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Global weather forecast says DUST.
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>>156699327
Is this mars?
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>>156699528

Yup.
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>>156695103
Don't feed the troll anymore. He's just trying to rile you up. Fugget about it.

It's 70 bucks EA will steal from him and 70 bucks you'll save. He'll regret it, some day.
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>>156700263
it just died down but you had to dig it out again
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>>156700673
Sorry. Late to the party. I promise not to continue.
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Working out with waifu? Waifu getting sweaty?
Sweaty sexe?
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>>156699327
Every time I see or hear something about Mars I need to think of Battle Angel Alita.
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>>156699327
>come home white men
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>STOP LOOTING, IT'S NOT NICE
>Proceed to go into every dead mans apartment and rob their safes

Sure feels good being a hypocritical cunt
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>>156703121
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Shepard.
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>>156703397

Is he using Fel magic from Warcraft 3?
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>>156703576
Wrex is a biotic.
Does he ever use them in ME3?
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>>156704276
Yes actually, in the scene where he drops in on the salaries he uses it to shove the guards aside, he also uses it in combat during the citadel dlc
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>>156704276
how is Wrex a biotic in the first place?
there is no eezo on tuchanka and the biotic test in the neighnoring system were interrupted during the krogan rebellion from an explosion if I remember correctly.
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>>156705476
>Biotic individuals are rare, though those who do possess the talent typically have strong abilities.

>Biotics are rare among the krogan, especially since the practice of surgically creating krogan biotics has been discontinued (due to the high mortality rate). Those that exist are viewed with suspicion and fear. The krogan see this aura of fear as a useful quality for an officer, and often promote them.

So apparently they were created?
That makes Wrex one of those or he's a descendant of one of them
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>>156705743
A descendant is likely, going by multilayer many become shaman, using a spiritual or mystical calling to help channel abilities
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>>156705743
kek, makes the line from Wrex during the SurKesh approach even funnier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFKoB1Z9lak
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>>156706479
The freakshow line? Yeah, shepard finds all the snowflakes
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>>156706246
>A descendant is likely

Biotics aren't passed down to offspring.
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>>156708041
Kaidans mother was near a mass drive explotion when pregnant with him what made him biotic in the first place.
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>>156708412

She wasn't a biotic, though. For Wrex to be a biotic, he needed to either have it surgically done, or been in the womb of his mother when she got exposed to eezo.

Even if his mother was one of the experiments, that wouldn't make him one.
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>>156709925
>Even if his mother was one of the experiments, that wouldn't make him one.

maybe thats how it was done? we have no information on how these biotic krogans were created, but it seems you wouldve to be born biotic. never heard of any instance in Mass Effect where someone aquired biotic powers after birth. implants maybe, but dont see those on Wrex.
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>>156709925
wouldn't that in turn mean that only asari born on thessia are natural biotics?
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I figured you guys were doing better than we are. Looks like the shill already came through.
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>>156711121

Asari physiology is unique, fuck if I know.
Quality Bioware writing, man.
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>>156711787

We've moved past it.
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>>156711787
where are you from? /v/?

>>156712179
>Quality Bioware writing, man.
it all comes down to this
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>>156712458
>sometimes objects without an obvious purpose are required etc

yeah, they took it a bit far stacking every outpost with crates to the roof
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I need help people.

I'm playing ME3 on Origin and shit, I modified the save file with Save Editor, changed the GWassets. Originally I get around 4700 war assets, did the Illusive man mission destroying the Cerberus Base and then did the modification adding like 10k more war assets so now in the battle station shows a lot.

The thing is after I went to earth to fight the reapers and talked with Hackett, the cut scene only shows the bad battle with everyone getting rekt, this never happened before and Origin even asked me to use the save file in my computer.

How do I fix it? I really want to get the good battle, I have all the fleets and shit but something was missing.
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>>156712179
well they were revealed to be an engineered race, so that does help make them semi-plausible
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>>156713061
>I'm playing ME3 on Origin
stopped reading, help yourself and pirate it, you can transfer savefiles
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>>156713809
I used to play it for years with the pirate version nigger, I just bought it for 8 bucks the N7 version and starte to play it on Origin.

At least answer the question, why is this shit giving me problems with the War Assets when you use Save Editor.
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>>156713061

I have no idea. First time I've heard about it giving you trouble.
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>>156714070
by putting your assets extremely high you probably exceeded some limit that turns them into negative numbers. there's a similar bug when you had shitloads of resources in ME2 and transfered that savegame to ME3 the game registered it as negative resources or something and you only got the lowest asset for them.
why don't you edit it back down a notch? usually 4k war assets is more than enough if you have the extended cut installed, even with the regular 50% non-multiplayer minimum.
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>>156713061
>I'm playing ME3 on Origin

Thanks :^)
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>>156699327

A lot of fucking dust.
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>>156715720
>A lot of fucking dust.
>tfw being the janitor of Mars
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>>156714849
Gonna try getting them all down to an overall 9k so I can have the effective war assets on 4.5k just in case.

Hopefully that fix this shit. Fucking Origin why can't be like Steam where you can do whatever you want.
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>>156716089
I just looked it up, if you have the Extended Cut you need an EMS (Effective Military Strength) of 3100 for the "best" ending, so edit the raw amount to exactly 6200 and you should be fine.

http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Priority:_Earth#Aftermath_-_Extended_Cut
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>>156714070
No idea man, i refuse to support ea. Maybe thats your problem.
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dead end
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>>156717107
>>156714849
And I'm done, reverted all the changes to the original state of the save file, got exactly 3100 EMS and just when I go to earth, the scenes of the battle between all the fleets and the reapers is just "oh we can't hold them!" and getting blasted.

Dunno what the fuck happened.
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>>156721606
sorry dear customer, don't play around with savegames next time and only use original Electronic Artsâ„¢ and Biowareâ„¢ products
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ha ha! time to shill!
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>you cant invite Aria to your party and have drunk sex with her in the end

why even play
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>>156691086
SJW controversy aside, i do find it interesting that Bioware is apparently hiring all these writers who either have very poor writing resumes or none at all. that cant just be driven by an ideological agenda; there has to be something else going on that's driving them to hire all of these objectively incompetent people
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>>156726640

A mix of agenda and marketing.
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>>156726640

Serious HR issues, I'd guess. They've been having problems with personnel retention and turnover ever since development of Andromeda started, beyond just the writing staff. Not a good sign for the finished game.
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>>156728015
this. also, maybe EA doesnt want to go full risk with a expensive development team in fear the ME3 backlash is still remembered and will lower the profitmargin.so they hire cheap braindead genderstudy graduates to save money, and it fits the new agenda perfectly. 2 birds 1 stone
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>>156727773
these guys have the most interesting background chatter. talking about fist and saren and how the council covers everything up. I love the subtle hint to conspiracy theories in Mass Effect.
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>Finished ME trilogy for the third time 5 minutes ago

Jesus Christ i have already forgotten how unsatisfying the ending is.
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>>156729313

What are you doing up in the middle of space Shepard you cant even breathe
the idea of a child ghost robot who just gives up and drops the fate of the galaxy in your lap is asinine
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>>156729313
its not about the ending, its about the journey :°)
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>>156729313
i remember when i finished ME3, i kept cracking up because it was funny to see shepherd patiently listen to the kid drone on and on despite being half-dead and bleeding out
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>>156729737
Well yeah, i'm ancient spoopy AI that's been evolving for millions of years. Well now, i will show you how to destroy meself because i know you will not do that. Right? Let's merge now shall we?
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>>156730023
I was filled by rage because the starchild said "sythetics and organics can never be allies" and this fucking wheel didnt give me the choice to point into fucking space and show this abortion that quarian and geth ships fire together on his fucking cockroach ships
I will never forget it
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>>156729313
>Star child says that they Reaper cycle is no longer a viable option
>Why?
>Shepard making it to that room proves it is obsolete
So Harbinger's inability to hit you with his fucking death laser is now what determines whether the Reaper cycle works or not. Wonderful logic there, Bioware.
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is andromedra doomed to be a sjw fest?
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>>156730645
>>156730023
Guess i will just go to sleep before i break something worth more than my week salary
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>>156730350
If you think about it, the first sighn of trouble was the final boss of ME2.

It was so fucking out of place, plus the Human Reaper was making no seance.
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>>156734637
thanks ms and ea for going with the dudebro shit in mind
smudboy was right
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>>156726640
getting Jemisin is actually considered an AA+ move, not kidding. few book writers would ever turn to writing games/ stuff for games and she won a few prizes. yeah I know, WE don't care about these prizes and know that they are idiologically tainted, but the typical casual just sees "holy shit she won stuff she must be good!" and buys the books.

>>156735435
dudebro console casuals are what ruins good gaming (I said "good gaming", not "gaming") and EA is fully endorsing it
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>>156734637

Human reaper was actually cool as hell

Best boss battle of the whole trilogy
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>>156736545
neck yerself lad
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>>156736545
that may be so but it made no sense whatsoever.
if darth vader had shown up and fought you, that would have been cool as hell too but would have made as much sense.
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Are there any side missions in ME2 that you get only from scanning a planet? Or do they all come from dialogue/e-mails? I dont want to miss content because of bioware autism
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>>156737794
yes
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>>156737240

>makes sense
>mass effect

Pick one
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There really isn't any hope for Andromeda, is there?
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>>156740358
Nope
Its all ogre jim
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>>156734637
>If you think about it, the first sighn of trouble was the final boss of ME2.

No, the first sign of trouble was when EA acquired Bioware.

The next sign of trouble was when ME2 opened with a soft re-boot by destroying the old Shepard, Normandy, Squad, and central location (Citadel), as well as replacing the Alliance and Council (with Cerberus).

Mind you, none of this meant the game was certain to be bad, or the story anyway. However those were the first signs that things had changed in tone and style from the first.

Otherwise, for me the first bad sign was on the Collector Cruiser when the narrative presents the revelation about the Collectors being Protheans as though it is some big important reveal... when it actually means nothing if you think about it. It is a revelation that has no real application to the plot and it is the first solid sign that the story we are following is going to lead nowhere.
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>>156737794
>Are there any side missions in ME2 that you get only from scanning a planet?

I do believe there are a couple small ones but I don't remember where they are.
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>>156734637

Fucking Andross.
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>>156740846
>by destroying the old Shepard
this grinded my gears right at the start of mass effect 2. like why? who would come up with this retarded idea to kill shepard. It sparked no emotional feeling besides confusion.

The revelation that the collectors are prothean left me cold in a similar matter. they really dropped the ball with ME2 and it only got worse after that.
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>>156740846
Killing and rezzing shep was the flag that started it all
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>>156742949
ME2 was a complete waste of time in terms of the main plot. It was filler.
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>>156736545
That Geth Colossus on Haestrom is pretty much a perfectly designed boss for ME2's mechanics. A well designed boss arena, one of the only actual command decisions in the game, a whole platoon of enemy soldiers attempting to flank you from every area, and 3 routes to attack the thing, each with their own benefits and drawbacks.
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>>156739302
YES YOU FUCKING IDIOT! THAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT OF THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION
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>>156751782
Man I'm imagining an entire race of EDI's now, like more emotionally grounded Geth
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>>156740846
>>156742949
>>156744487
Exactly my thoughts. Killing and resurrecting Shep at the start of ME2 in a 30 min cutscene has no weight or impact. It's just an obstacle in the players way to the game. Also that was the moment Bioware railroaded Shepard to the Cerberus plotline and the rest of the galaxy were forced to furiously masturbate/procrastinate for the following 2 years. No one made any precautions against reapers for 2 goddamn years. This is what lead to the asspull called the "Crucible". There was no solution seeded in the previous games to end the reaper war.
If they really wanted to tie Shepard to Cerberus then Shep should have died in the battle of the Citadel, but the rest of the galaxy sitting idle after seeing Sovereign for what he is will never make sense.
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>>156758841
There are produced an unspecified number of 'alliance infiltration units', at least according to the multiplayer.
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>>156747391
>Can't romance Kasumi
>Can't steal her from her dead boyfriend
>Can't steal her from Jacob "Cheats" Taylor
Fucking Bioware.
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>>156694362
>Not liking people who are racist towards whites makes you a neo-nazi
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>>156764489
Kasumi has second best hips and best ass in the three games.
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>>156766219
What is it about hooded girls being best?
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>>156767316
they aren't necessarily best but they're up there. don't always think in extremes.
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>>156767316
They are not strutting about complaining and whining about being """"""""""perfect"""""""""" when in fact the """"""""""perfect"""""""""" grill has cement-filled ass.
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>>156767993
Dungeon Keeper for free* on Origin
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>>156769525
didn't want to quote
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No dying today /meg/ also good morning
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How can the female-dominated, pan-sexual demiqueen nu-Alliance defeat patriarchal races like the krogan and BTs?
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>>156769525
Not worth it, it's better to buy it on GOG than to install Origin.
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>>156776175
The Asari defeated the BTs through alimony and the Krogans through a sterilization plague made by their fuckboy salarians.
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>>156779764
that's not Dungeon Keeper, that's that weird game called Dungeon Keeper 2
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>>156779764

Now, THAT'S marketing.
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>>156747391
I liked her until ME3.
>Waahhh you dragged me into a suicide mission where I had like 0.00001% chance of dying if you aren't a retard I won't help you anymore
Wtf Bioware?
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>>156785226
Everyone was more of a brodude character in ME3, drinking and going to parties. All characters are more shallow than they were introduced in ME2.
I think they wanted to appeal to normies and degenerate behaviour.
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>>156761789
>Killing and resurrecting Shep at the start of ME2 in a 30 min cutscene has no weight or impact.
as soon as that happened i knew i was in for a shitshow of a game. completely overblown situation with no repercussions and shepard is just fine again in the next scene. the whole thing was a joke.
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>>156786189
>thrown out of the ship by an explosion
>body suffocated to death
>undergoes acceleration in the hundreds of km/s/s as he undergoes orbital reentry into the nearby planet
>sheathed in 3,000 C degree temperatures for several minutes with no protection besides his body armor
>enters the atmosphere and impacts face first at terminal velocity into the side of a hard mountain,
>body subsequently drenched in a massive amounts of ammonia
>armor intact bar some cracks and brain still salvageable more or less undamaged 2 years later

What did Bioware mean by this?
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>>156786862
>alright, ideas for the sequel
>lets kill the main character and skip ahead afew years so we can get rid of the old characters
>...go on.
>we'll make the death really dramatic, devastating, then we bring shepard becak and s/he's totally the same person, so nobody is confused.
>...and?
>now they work for cerberus
>who the fuck is cerberus?
>some dudes from the first game i dunno
>this all sounds good to me, let's take a quick break.
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>>156786189
first sentence from shepard in ME2 after a two year coma:
>this pistol has no thermal clips

did anyone even pay attention to the shit they were producing?
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>>156787181
>people were paid for this
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Hot chocolate with a pinch of salt?
Salted caramel?
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dead
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>>156790964

Drizzling chocolate or caramel sauce on your'e waifu's tummy? On her b**bs?
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>>156794287

>tfw never oil up Tali with her suit on and have Japanese soapland sex
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>>156794531

I'd rather have oil-up sex with Miranda in her black suit.
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>>156794531
Inside her inflatable little sleep-bubble?
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>>156747391
>can't have her as a saucy fuckbuddy

why
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>>156794956

>why not both
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>>156797176
because then Tali would be there.
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>>156797559
That's the point
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>>156800129
you are one sick motherfucker
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>>156797176

I don't like Tali, bud.
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>>156785226

>Hired to carry out an acknowledged suicide mission which is actually VERY easy to accomplish with no deaths

>Likely paid a shitton of filthy lucre, won't do shit to help you now that the Reapers are here and the fate of the galaxy is on the line

Reminder that at least two different reviewers FUCKING PREDICTED THE BULLSHIT THAT WOULD BE CAUSED by possible Suicide Mission deaths, but you faggots refused to listen and were content to turn /v/ into /Tali/, so I heard. You Reaper what you sow, cunt.
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>>156803232
Kasumi was plot irrelevant from the very beginning as was everyone but four or five people on the ME2 squad. Making her survival mandatory wouldn't have mattered, she'd still be a cameo in ME3, especially considering she and Zaeed are DLC.

But ignoring that, she had a good point:

>"What do you want me to do, Shep? I can't infiltrate a Reaper party and steal an 'I win' bomb."
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>>156786862

>Mfw, I was the first, person on /meg/ to point all that shit out and, string it together, to call into question Shepard's... salvagability... so many YEARS ago??

EAT

SHIT

AND

DIE

YOU

FUCKING

RETARDED

CUNTS
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>>156802005
no one likes that thing
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>>156803882
>elcors' face when
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>>156804182

>Elcor speech gimmick is just HK-47 applied to an entire non-bipedal race

What did he mean by this?

>Image limit reached

STUPID FUCKING CUNTASS CUNTS
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>>156804394
make a new thread then faggot
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>>156804502
what does it mean?
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>>156794956

That suit is so tight you can see her navel
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>>156807028
whatcha gonna do about it, faglord?
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>>156803972
Speak for yourself you mongoloid.
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>>156810160
let me rephrase it: no one in his right mind likes that thing. you are everything that's wrong with mass effect and everything that's wrong with this world.
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>>156810469
Just fucking kill yourself then you illiterate piece of shit, you've managed to be worse than the femshep spamming faggot.
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>>156806092


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>>156810469

Every single Mass Effect fan waifu'd someone or another, that Talimancers were the most common doesn't reflect any better or worse than any other fanbase on Mass Effect, except that nerds go for awkward alien virgins.
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>>156813037
She's really not awkward though, outside of like 2 or 3 moments in her ME2 romance. Usually she's pretty outgoing and (outwardly) confident.
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>>156810645
>it's just 1 guy hating Tali
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>>156807028

That's the best part.
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TWO MORE POSTS.
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Having played most of ME3 for the sixth time, I've decided to count up every kill Shepard's team gets up to right before the final few missions (character is currently chilling in the Armax Arena with his waifu), divided by mission, faction, and enemy type. This does not count kills in cutscenes, kills by events such as calling in an airstrike or blowing up a ship/station, or off-screen kills by squaddies (e.g. at the Citadel Archives or on Cyone). Part 1: CAT6, geth, and Husks.

CAT6 TOTAL: 137 (101 Specialists, 20 Snipers, 13 Heavies, 1 Atlas, 1 Brooks, 1 Clone)

-Sushi Restaurant: 53 (50 Specialists, 3 Snipers)

-Citadel Archives: 55 (34 Specialists, 13 Snipers, 7 Heavies, 1 Atlas)

-Normandy and Dock: 29 (17 Specialists, 6 Heavies, 4 Snipers, 1 Clone, 1 Brooks)

GETH TOTAL: 213 (127 Troopers, 50 Rocket Troopers, 19 Hunters, 8 Pyros, 9 Primes)

-Geth Dreadnought: 76 (43 Troopers, 14 Rocket Troopers, 17 Hunters, 2 Primes)

-Jamming Tower Base: 66 (34 Troopers, 20 Rocket Troopers, 7 Pyros, 2 Hunters, 3 Primes)

-Reaper Signal Base: 71 (50 Troopers, 16 Rocket Troopers, 1 Pyro, 4 Primes)

HUSK TOTAL (except for London): 659

-Vancouver: 35 (8 Husks, 27 Cannibals)

-Menae: 114 (92 Husks, 6 Cannibals, 12 Marauders, 4 Brutes)

-Tuchanka I [bomb mission]: 50 (8 Husks, 26 Cannibals, 11 Marauders, 1 Brute, 4 Harvesters)

-Tuchanka II: 71 (33 Husks, 22 Cannibals, 2 Marauders, 6 Ravagers, 8 Brutes)

-Thessia: 77 (23 Husks, 23 Cannibals, 19 Marauders, 3 Ravagers, 5 Brutes, 2 Harvesters, 2 Banshees)

-Horizon: 30 (8 Husks, 5 Cannibals, 8 Marauders, 4 Ravagers, 3 Brutes, 2 Banshees)

-Lesuss: 30 (4 Husks, 20 Cannibals, 2 Marauders, 4 Banshees)

-Utukku: 57 (28 Husks, 21 Cannibals, 8 Ravagers)

-Cyone: 31 (23 Husks, 7 Marauders, 1 Brute)

-Mahavid: 40 (17 Husks, 12 Marauders, 6 Ravagers, 2 Brutes, 3 Banshees)

-Namakli: 57 (13 Husks, 27 Cannibals, 10 Marauders, 4 Ravagers, 1 Brute, 1 Harvester, 1 Banshee)

Despoina: 67 (21 Husks, 30 Cannibals, 4 Marauders, 12 Brutes)
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>>156819504
>1 Brooks

Always makes me chuckle.
That's a lot of dead people.
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>>156819504
Part 2: Cerberus. Again, excludes cutscenes, probable off-screen kills, or kills by events such as Shepard blowing up that cruiser at the Tuchanka Firebase.

CERBERUS TOTAL (except for Cronos Station): 950

-Mars: 79 (64 Troopers, 5 Centurions, 9 Guardians, 1 EVA)

-Sur’Kesh: 60 (46 Troopers, 7 Centurions, 4 Guardians, 2 Engineers, 1 Atlas Mech)

-Grissom Academy: 90 (33 Troopers, 27 Centurions, 10 Guardians, 16 Engineers, 4 Atlas Mechs)

-Tuchanka Bomb: 60 (46 Troopers, 8 Centurions, 2 Guardians, 3 Engineers, 1 Atlas Mech)

-Citadel: 54 (30 Troopers, 7 Centurions, 3 Guardians, 5 Engineers, 4 Nemeses, 4 Phantoms, 1 Atlas Mech)

-Eden Prime: 47 (22 Troopers, 8 Centurions, 7 Guardians, 7 Engineers, 2 Nemeses, 1 Atlas Mech)

-Noveria Fighter Base: 34 (22 Troopers, 7 Centurions, 1 Guardian, 2 Engineers, 1 Nemesis, 1 Atlas Mech)

-Tuchanka Firebase: 30 (16 Troopers, 7 Centurions, 2 Guardians, 4 Engineers, 1 Nemesis)

-Horizon Lab Base: 7 (4 Troopers, 1 Nemesis, 2 Phantoms)

-Gellix Base: 73 (55 Troopers, 10 Centurions, 3 Engineers, 4 Phantoms, 1 Atlas Mech)

-Sanctum Lab Base: 45 (24 Troopers, 14 Centurions, 2 Guardians, 5 Engineers)

-Ontarom Communications Base: 37 (15 Troopers, 14 Centurions, 1 Engineer, 6 Nemeses, 1 Phantom)

-Benning: 55 (41 Troopers, 7 Centurions, 7 Engineers)

-Omega Hangar: 63 (22 Troopers, 17 Centurion, 6 Guardians, 10 Ramparts, 5 Engineers, 2 Atlas Mechs, 1 Nemesis)

-Omega Talon Territory: 79 (29 Troopers, 15 Centurions, 3 Guardians, 22 Ramparts, 4 Engineers, 2 Phantoms, 2 Nemeses, 2 Atlas Mechs)

-Omega Mines: 53 (14 Troopers, 5 Centurions, 24 Ramparts, 2 Engineers, 3 Nemeses, 5 Adjutants)

-Omega Afterlife: 84 (32 Troopers, 8 Centurions, 5 Guardians, 22 Ramparts, 3 Engineers, 7 Nemeses, 6 Adjutants, 1 Atlas)

Note:

Omega Subtotal: 279 (97 Troopers, 45 Centurions, 14 Guardians, 78 Ramparts, 14 Engineers, 13 Nemeses, 11 Adjutants, 2 Phantoms, 5 Atlas Mechs)

Total Without Omega: 671
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>>156819504
>>156820075
>you kill more humans than reapers
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>>156814331
>worse than
As in not the same person, or at least I fucking hope so.
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>>156820075
>game about beating the Reapers
>HUSK TOTAL (except for London): 659
>CERBERUS TOTAL (except for Cronos Station): 950

Absolutely why?
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>>156820887
>Mass Effect: Cerberus

I'd make a new thread but my internet is sucking around so I can't upload images (yes, I KNOW we are at the image limit but that isn't the reason. it doesn't work for me on other boards either)

SO PLEASE SOMEONE ELSE GET GOING
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i make one
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