/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk, Forced Memes and Gwent General -

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>>155849158

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Geralt and Triss OTP

>page triss

gwent

>Geralt lunges in for a kiss
>Shani is mad because he was agressive and didn't ask for a kiss

lmao wtf.

It was like watching Laci Green

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD2EooMhqRI

What more evidence do you need that CDPR is taken over by feminist and cuckolds

>>155858224
And that was after Geralt lectures a newlywed in a medieval village how he should pay for his brides career in medicine

>>155858884
ew

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>>155858884
What game is that

>>155859998
Kawaii Adventures of Trissfu and Geralto

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>>155860668
It's actually a game? I wanted to try out the dress up game too
Please share

Ciri! :3

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>>155865982

1.30 ruined mods as we know it

>>155860668
>>155858884
Google image search gives me nothing
Pls give name

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>>155849158
>YFW

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Hey wjats up guys

Trissfu :3

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>>155858336
It wasn't that bad desu. Would be worse if there was blatant SJW pandering.

>>155870790
>girl isn't ciri
0/10
apply yourself

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True love.

>>155874714
Still me on the right :3

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Come to daddy

>>155870790
Pretty accurate tbqh

>>155875387
Hi Triss! :3

>>155849350
Shoulders of Ciri are way too narrow, and the arms are too thin.

She is a Witcher trained warrior after all, she should at least have the body type of an olympic gymnast, or swimmer

>>155849350
Wife and Husband. They look ready to destroy Redania.

>>155849158
Daaaw

But weren't they supposed to have the same nose?

WHEN'S THE GWENT THING
I WANT TO PLAY MORE AND MORE AND MORE FOREVER

>>155875387
I still love you, Triss :3

>>155883230
4am if you live in Brisbane

>>155884718
i'm no emu thanks

>>155883230
>>155884718
Can you still get access to it now?

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>>155884824
>2016
>not being an emu
What are you, some kind of faggot?

>>155884857
No idea.
Try and sign up for it and see if you get access

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Triss is the only redeeming quality of this game.

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>>155886412
Trissfu is the best!

What blade oil do you use against Wild Hunt warriors?

>>155887424
It's either spectre or nothing. Not sure if any oil actually works on them.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

I’ll have you know I survived the Trial of the Grasses at Kaer Morhen, and I’ve been involved in numerous Witcher's contracts, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in alchemy and I’m the prickliest Witcher in the entire Wolf School. You are nothing to me but just another contract. I will Axii you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with writing that shit about me on the Notice Board?
Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting all t̶h̶r̶e̶e̶ two Witchers I know, so you better prepare for the storm, botchling.
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.

You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in monster combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the School of the Wolf and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot.

I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo

skellige and scoitael playable today

where my /gwent/ bros @?

>>155891140
She is so beautiful...

>>155889689
h-here

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>>155891298
Truly miracle of the series

>>155894048
Miracle of the world.

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>>155894048
At least give Crevan an honorable mention!

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Favorite body part of Trissfu?

>>155895551
I love her face the most. Those freckles...

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>>155895551
Avallac'h

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>>155896365
That's not Triss :3

i want to live in triss's panties

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How many posts of happy Trissposting do you think we can have before someone complains(as usual)

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WELL THAT'S IT
FUCK OFF FUCK YOU ALL
I'M TIRED OF TRISSPOSTING
GO SHIT UP THE FORUMS OR SOMETHING
THIS IS AN ARYAN BOARD FOR ARYAN DISCUSSIONS

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>>155898203

new gwent cards for KTS

http://www.gwentdb.com/news/18-kill-the-servers-event-2-full-deck-lists-new-cards

let's talk about gwent

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I have a confession to make. I love Triss.

>>155899292
Trissfu appreciation thread.

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I want to cuddle with Triss in a haystack.

Does Superior Thunderbolt's crits work during regular rain or does the weather in the HUD need to explicitly say Storm?

>>155899292
>/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk, Forced Memes and Gwent General
>wants to talk about Gwent

>>155899681
>MUH TRISS


It would be nice if we would have a general where we could talk about...
>/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk, Forced Memes and Gwent General
>Witcher [...] and Gwent General
>and Gwent
>Gwent
I don't know...
Perhaps...
Maybe...
Gwent?

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Keira > Shani > Yen > Syanna > Triss

>>155902526
Triss > Yen > Shani > Keira > Syanna

>Well Geralt.. it really is Gwent : Kill the server edition.
Really ?

>Standalone Gwent
How is this not just going to be about whoever has the best deck auto-winning every match?

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>>155902493
Triss?

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>>155898203
This is an elven board for elven discussion.

The only thing I care about in Gwent is building my own waifu deck.

>>155902715
No. It's pretty well balanced tb(h).
But the servers are shit.

>>155902902
Ok I'm glad to hear that, I was pretty worried. I only managed to sign up today, but I guess I'll see first hand.

>>155887424
Elementa, they share the same attributes as golems I think.

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>>155904183
C-cute.

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Odd..

>>155905506
Probably Ciri's grandslutma

>>155905506
Avallac'h is a bit of a pervert - I mean, honestly, he was the one who gave a speech on just how boring sex gets after a hundred years or so.

Also, the ropes on his lab floor *wink-wink*

HOLY FUCKING SHIT GWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENTGWENT

>>155902732
>me and the other witchers

THE OTHER WITCHERS AND I

Gwent is great but god damn the Monster deck is too OP.
Why are Skellige cards even affected by frost anyway?

>>155907305
Ahmm, "me and the other witchers" is fine...

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>>155904765

>>155907462
>monster OP
>not Scoia'tael
Are you retarded, m8?

>>155908508
I'm not your mate, eredinfag.

>>155908610
>eredinfag
Just said I play Scoia'tael.
You actually are retarded, aren't you, m8.
Before I was just memeing but you're literally retarded.

>>155909182
As said before, I'm not you're "m8", dude.
And don't call me a retard.

>>155909483
But you're acting retarded, m8.
Seems only natural to call you a retard.

Fucking up basic English also lends credence to the notion that you're retarded.

>>155909810
Back the fuck off?!

>>155911746
U wot m8?

>>155849158
completed Hearts of Stone last night, some seriously good shit.

What is B&W like in comparison? I already know the tone and atmosphere are gonna be completely different but in terms of overall quality what can I expect?

im having so many fun games of gwent. really enjoying the new decks and the balance is a lot better this time around. still not sure about drawing cards after each round. that doesn't feel right.

>>155913285
Main story is worse, but the side content is much better (not that HoS had much side content anyway). Toussaint is beautiful, and overall, it's a great expansion.

>>155913285
Much better, in my opinion. Toussaint is great.

Gwent keeps crashing as soon as I am in a game for a few seconds?

>>155913415
>still not sure about drawing cards after each round. that doesn't feel right.
I think it works pretty well.
Drawing as OP af in TW3 so making draws standard and limiting other draw mechanics was a good move.

>>155913784
If you're AMD then you're not alone
get cucked

>>155914072
Welp. I am infact AMD. I-it's fun right guys?

>>155914115
Yes.
It's Gwent but with better balance and fewer spies

Stalling is still kinda strong though

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Just acquired a shitty hut for Geralt, it made me laugh a bit because it's so shabby compared to what he gets in B&W

There is no toilet paper in witcher world, all your waifus have filthy assholes.

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What's the current best way to farm coin? since i got the GOTY version its build-in patches

used to have over 80K Crowns but after Hearts of stone and Blood and wine im down to 20K from all the expensive remodeling and gear

Any help goyims?

Also, Shani best waifu, hang yourselves Trissfags

>>155914945
There's no poop either. Perfect universe where everyone has a magical power that transforms digested food into nothing.

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>>155915027
Better tread carefully around these parts. Trissfu is the only accepted waifu here.

>>155916432
Trissposters are a vocal minority

>>155916282
Read the books, poop is canon. Your waifu shits in the woods and has a crusty asshole.

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>>155909483
>>155909182
>>155908610
>>155908508
HAIL YOUR NEW KING
CREVAN ESPANE AEP CAOMHAN MACHA
LONG LIVE THE KING

>>155916869
Monster may have been best in KTS1 but in KTS2 Scoia'tael is top tier, m8

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>>155916432
Trissfu :3

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>>155917570
How can one cutie occupy such a special spot in my heart?

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Played some Gwent, was neat. Had no idea the cards were going to have so much animation, it's pretty awesome.

>>155918695
>How can one cutie occupy such a special spot in my heart?
Cause you're a fag?!?

HA

G O T E M
O
T
E
M

>>155919106
It is pretty good. Gets boring without being able to build your own decks though.
Scoia'tael a best

>>155919106
thats pretty neat senpai

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>>155919201
Top banter. I'll enjoy my Trissfu over here while you play a card game for children :3

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>>155919228
Yeah it is. Not many cards are animated right now but what's there is cool.

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Avallach's revenge.

>>155918695
I don't know, but I also have a special place for Trissfu in my heart.

>>155919447
>The Witcher is a MTURE game for MATURE gamers
>Here's my waifu, guys, isn't she adorable? I have posters of her all over my walls and my mum is letting me use my allowance to buy a triss doll!!!
:^^^^^^^^^^^)

>>155921164
>a triss doll
I want one of those!

>>155921164
>Triss doll
>Triss posters
>getting allowance
Where do I sign up???

>>155920220
This is beautiful
I love you

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>>155921797
I love you too.

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>>155922090
Delete this you monster.

>>155922239
I am sorry, may Trissfu forgive me...she will, her kind heart knows how to forgive

>>155922090
Ok I hate you but this is good.

>>155920220
Yennefer would never let that happen! She'd have Avallac'h's head on a spike!

>>155922853
Awww, all it took was posting a picture of Triss getting burned alive...if only I knew :3

>>155923014
Avallac'h is superior to Yen in every way imaginable, he is cuter, he is a better mage, he is a better mother to Ciri...

>finally finish B&W
>get all depressed again just like after the main game

What is it with this game? No other media has ever made feel that empty after completing it.

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>>155923014
This >>155923257
Avallac'h has 100 times the experience of Yen!
I'd wager at least Triss would survive the ordeal since she is used to torture

>>155923524
Actually, as much as I love Trissfu, she would be easy to break. Yenfu withheld brutal torture in the books and held like a champ.

>>155923701
Now that I think about it you're right. She killed the witch hunters after a few fingernails

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>>155923512
Yeah, I'd probably rate it the best fantasy series I've played/read purely because of the emotional impact, it's phenomenal.

>>155923257
>he is a better mother to Ciri...
You'll make Yen cry!

>>155923891
She also cracked rather easily when Nilfgaardians tortured her in TW2. Trissfu is a lovely gal, but she is not cut out for torture. Luckily, my Geralt is there to protect her.

>>155919106
Gwent is amazing I have to admit
its more complex than you think and the beta is still ahead.
Monster is OP though. fucking weather cards spam with no counter without fucking up your deck with 2+ good weather cards

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>Play a NR vs NR game.
>First round we both essentially play the exact same hand.
>Down to three cards each, clutch it out and win.
>We both expend the last of our cards second round, he wins.
>Final round we each get one draw.
>He's stuck with that one upgrade card and no units to use it on.
>Meanwhile Dandelion rides onto the field after all the bloods been shed and blows his horn declaring himself the victor.

Fucking Dandelion, even in card form he can't stop with his antics.

>>155924429
dandys gona dandy

>>155913285
Much shittier story, arguably the worst in the series, but the best sidequests.

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:3

In Gwent, does Giant Toad keep the absorbed value when a) sent to the graveyard?
b) returned to the hand?

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>>155925425
>tfw Anon uses that emoticon more than you ever could

how do I beat monster decks?
fucking weathercards everywhere or part of hero abilities.
monster still have card advantage while you have to thin out your hand with anti-weather cards

>>155924275
>Monster is OP though. fucking weather cards spam with no counter without fucking up your deck with 2+ good weather cards
It isn't.
T1 is Scoiatael because it has the best draw

plain and simple, senpai

>>155925617
I wouldn't be too concerned with it, atm
Most of those effects are buggy as fuck

>>155926083
With scoiatael

>>155926083
Counter with squirrels and elven skirmishers placed in the ranged or siege, that and boost cards worked bretty gud for me.

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>>155925885
You forgot :3

>>155926083
Yeah, monster seems a tad strong. NR can beat them if you use that card that turns your guys golden or clear skies strategically.

>>155926705
>>155926737
>Scoiatael
being forced to play only one deck to have a chance in the meta doesn't mean monsters are not OP

>>155927106
You wanted to know the best way to kill monster, that's it. Hell, the Skellige deck can destroy them too if you know how to play the scorch and plague game.

>>155927106
>doesn't mean monsters are not OP
Just because you lose to them doesn't make them OP

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>>155926759
Don't forget :3

http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/1899/?
GHETTO as fuck

I love it

>>155928793
you have some shit taste, familam

>>155927660
Avallac'h best not be talking to Ciri in this picture ;_;

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>>155928793

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>>155933504
>Accentuating Yens DSL.

>>155933504
>not delicious brown
dropped

>>155933504
>take character
>make it worse
PC MUSTARD RACE

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>>155933676

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>>155935517

anyone know of a mod that switches the stats between wolven gear and cat gear? I've been scouring nexus and google for one but can't seem to find anything, just swaps for cat-bear-gryphon

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AVALLAC'H NO!

>>155937729
Just get the appearances mod and overlay them. Far easier and works great in cutscenes.

>>155938432

why the fuck did I never think of this

thank you

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>when you go from wanting to replay the game to just dicking around

>>155938526
Wooden sword only playthrough, I fucking triple dog dare you.

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Twas just a bee sting.

>>155938915

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>they hired two women to be lead writers in Witcher 3

Lets be honest the game never had a chance. Witcher 3 was SJW but not as SJW as Bioware games,or anything from San Francisco, Cannada, or Sweden.

But expect Cyberpunk to be as bad

>>155939736
>But expect Cyberpunk to be as bad
Quote me ALL the SJW shit in TW3 right now.

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>>155938835
I got you maine
Can I start NG+ with the prop sword or do I have to mess around with my saves?

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>>155939736
They said Cyberpunk will tackle a lot of modern political topics.

I can't wait for /pol/ to get triggered by

>black lives matter allegories
>sympatetic portrayal of Muslims
>unsympatetic portrayal of Christians
>pro refugees
>pro globalism
>pro race mixing

>>155939839
>Strong female armorer who is the best of the best armorer, who can't shine because of sexism and stereotypes
>Strong female ruler who is the best of the best ruler, who can't shine because of sexism and stereotypes
>Church paralel to catholic church is nothing but negative portrayal, portrayed as anti-science
>Paralels to Muslims are portrayed as enlightened travelers whos religion is not at odds with Science

>>155940359
>Strong female ruler who is the best of the best ruler, who can't shine because of sexism and stereotypes
She's a bitch tho and calls geralt yens dog
die bitch

>>155940359
>reaching so much
What you are doing is basically looking for anything you can remotely connect to modern SJW bullshit and get triggered by it. Kind of like SJW's do. You are a different side of the same coin.

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>>155940359
The literal and figurative vaginas who wrote Witcher 3 spent too much time on r/atheism.

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I MADE CIRI :d

>>155940791
now take her clothes off

>>155940359
You are forgeting

>Shani lectures Geralt on asking for consent before kissing
>Strongest fighter in Tousant turns out to be a woman in an unprecetendet twist, because telling the same thing twice isn't tiring at all

>>155940905
i DELETED IT SORRY

>>155940359
>Strong female armorer who is the best of the best armorer, who can't shine because of sexism and stereotypes
Except she does
and its just a side quest you aspie fuck

>Strong female ruler who is the best of the best ruler, who can't shine because of sexism and stereotypes
desu, I can't really remember this one
is it the chick from Skellige?
she was shit
and you could choose a block instead of her
she was hardly the best

>Church paralel to catholic church is nothing but negative portrayal, portrayed as anti-science
Sounds accurate

>Paralels to Muslims are portrayed as enlightened travelers whos religion is not at odds with Science
Be more specific

>>155941057
>Sounds accurate

Except it's not accurate. For a while there the only people doing scientific work in Europe were priests in monasteries. See>>155940732

>and you could choose a block instead of her

But the game picked her as the best ruler and didn't make a case what are the good sides of Hjalmar, and her bad sides. Before you make the decision the game tells you what is the best

>Be more specific

Middle eastern parallel characters, who are so enlghetened and not at odds with science, like the catholic church

>>155941305
>For a while there the only people doing scientific work in Europe were priests in monasteries
Sure, 800 fucking years ago
What scientific contributions has the church made in recent history?

>But the game picked her as the best ruler
No, it didn't
You looked at her and weighed her against the bloke and decided that she was better. YOU'RE the SJW, m8, thinking that women are always the best

>Middle eastern parallel characters, who are so enlghetened and not at odds with science, like the catholic church
All you've done is reword your original comment.
BE MORE SPECIFIC
NAMES
LOCATIONS

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>>155941781
>>155941305
>>155941057
KEEP KALM AND POST AEN ELLE

>>155941781
Done with you, the nu-witcher fanbase are children.

>>155941876
You, and your elf slut, can eat my ass.

>>155941905
QUITE the rebuttal
You've convinced me with your amazing rhetoric
no wonder you don't like facts, you're religious
:^^^^^^^^^)

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>>155942009
You won't even have an ass once we done wid it

>>155942009
>If you don't like r/atheist faggots denigrating European history means you're religious

Nope

>>155942120
bring it, fuccboi

>>155942156
>stop bulling my glorious christianity
>it did so much for the world, it's literally the best thing, guiseeeeee
>I'm also not religious
niceme.me

>>155942381
Christianity history is European history. They could put it in the game as some sort of fictional paralell, but they better make sure they did their research and made it balance.

CDPR however, went all unsubtle fedora tippers . It's probably the crigniest portrayal I've ever seen. No CDPR, in medieval times the catholic chuch didn't close down universities and burned their books, they oppened new universities.

>>155942673
>in medieval times the catholic chuch didn't close down universities and burned their books
Perhaps you should stop getting your history from christiansdindunuffin.com
Because you're talking straight out of your ass, m8

>believing in god and afterlife fairytale crap
holy shit what are christian fags here
the only one we must devote our lives to is the flying spaghetti monster, in the name of his carbs

>>155942971
name ONE university the medieval catholic church closed..

Here's some shit you can read up one with one google search

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medieval_university

>>155940048
Pretty sure the training/ prop sword carries over yeah.

>>155942120
what a cutie

>>155943064
>the only one we must devote our lives to is
Triss Merigold

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>>155943064
> flying spaghetti monster

Never heard this before. As I said denigrating the medieval catholic church in the most unsubtle way possible obviously without doing any research is fucking disgusting. This game was written by fedora tippers who didn't do any research. They're spiting on European history

>>155943308
touche

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Is there any way to reduce shadow distance in TW3? I don't need them to be 3 feet away from my face, but reduced so I get better performance would be great.

Pic semi-related. Hairworks with no tessellation

>>155943096
>Wikipedia tells me that the church never closed some universities that it opened
What a shocker!
Tell me, with your extensive research into these bastions of enlightenment, did they teach evolution or creationism?

>>155943379
>They're spiting on European history
They're Poland.
They ARE European history
>without doing any research
Sounds like you atm desu senpai

>>155943581
>the wikipedia isn't a legitimate source argument
The sources are all at the bottom of the page

>>155943581
You still failed to name one medieval univeristy the catholic church closed down mate.But keep dodging it's not obvious at all

To quote an idiot

>Because you're talking straight out of your ass, m8

>>155943581
>They're Poland.
I live near Poland.

i AM NOT European history.And neither are day. What they are are bunch of fedora tippers that wanted to tip their fedora as much as they could without doing proper research, and ended up with one of the worst portrayals of religion/catholic church paralels in gaming. Even Bioware knew way better.

>>155943743
Then do some proper research and link that instead
And don't dodge the question: did they teach evolution or creationism?

>>155943815
>You still failed to name one medieval univeristy the catholic church closed down mate
Since you seem to enjoy going really far back in history to pull your evidence, how about we go further back to 325BC when Constantine burned books

>I live near Poland.
prove it
>What they are are bunch of fedora tippers
prove it
>ended up with one of the worst portrayals of religion/catholic church paralels in gaming
prove it

I know your theists HATE having to prove anything and just go on blind faith, but that doesn't work in the very thing you seem to obsess over: universities

>>155944201
>spoonfeed me research that was already compiled and laid out before me
kek

>>155944271
>search wikipedia
>research
wew lads

going to start replaying this tomorrow. any mods i should go with?

>>155944201
The reason I cut off that argument with you is because I can't understand how anyone can be that mentally challenged.

Medieval is key here, Witcher is supposed to be some parallel of Medival Poland and kingdoms around it. The eternal fire is some sort of parallel to the catholic church. That's why medieval is important here, and not the scientific progress of modern catholic church. Or book burnings a christian roman emperor did did 325 years before christ (lmaooo)

>>155945886
Well, what about burning text from Catharism in the 13th century?
Or burning Jewish manuscripts?

Or burning LITERALLY ANYTHING that wasn't strictly Roman Catholic?

>>155946247
>Or burning LITERALLY ANYTHING that wasn't strictly Roman Catholic?

What a fucking lie. Monks spent their lives painfully translating old books from roman and greek era. The point is they were not anti-science. And they did not close down universities and burned their books, like this game portrays. They oppened new universities and conserved books

>>155946410
>What a fucking lie
You're just going to conveniently ignore Catharism and Judaism?

>And they did not close down universities and burned their books
Because the 'universities' you're talking about are ROMAN CATHOLIC 'universities'
That's like saying the Pope supported all religions because they didn't burn down their own churches

>>155946609
>Or burning LITERALLY ANYTHING that wasn't strictly Roman Catholic?

This is what you said, this is what I qouted. It's a lie.

>Because the 'universities' you're talking about are ROMAN CATHOLIC 'universities'

There were no other universities you fucking retard. Monks were the only ones doing anything scientific and that work grew into the first medieval universities

>>155946841
>This is what you said, this is what I qouted. It's a lie.
So you ARE going to ignore facts
Pretty anti-science, senpai
:^^^)

>Monks were the only ones doing anything scientific and that work grew into the first medieval universities
>Christians made universities but they taught science COMPLETELY DEVOID of religion
Have a source for that?
What am I saying? Of course you do! I'll go look it up on Wikipedia!!!! Or are you using Yahoo answers now?

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LOOK GUYS I MADE YENNEFER
Triss is next

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>>155947539
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i want to make babies with triss

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>when your image starts appearing on google image search

>>155947539
>>155947980
now put the game's lewd clothes on them

please

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i just got a phonecall
its from yo bitch

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HAIL AVALLAC'H YOUR OVERLORD

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Watching u

>>155940791
>TITS TOO BIG WTF

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>>155944201
>And don't dodge the question: did they teach evolution or creationism
>did medieval universities teach creationism or evolution
>theory of evolution came out in the 19th century

I'm so done with this thread

>>155954232
Why do you think we ignored him

>>155954232
When playing with the religious it's ok to meme a little

why hasn't my waifu been posted wtf
phillicutes please

>sell everything extra I have to get 10k for that loo runesmith
>he asks for 15k more

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Where do I get that kind of money

>>155959138
He was added for those who had way too much money, poorfags need not apply. Though you're better off just saving your money for the B&W armor sets anyway.

Why is Blood and Wine best fucking expansion one could ask for?
THIS IS WHY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toCzdfyeOIA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3Qz2IUkTAc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUM43wg3Xwc
And of course this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjWcWr4Hwj4

>>155960101
HoS > main game > shit > BnW

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>>155960101

Trissfu = love.

>>155940069
Don't forget furries in the form of exotics.

>>155940359
Yeah, it was annoying and a sign of things to come, at least the Witcher series (for Geralt) ended before it got way out of hand, too bad W3 did not get an EE though.

>>155941057
>Be more specific

Did you play Hearts of Stone, anon?

>The world's never ending autism be praised

>>155964178
>too bad W3 did not get an EE though.
We got 16 FREE DLCs and two full expansions. I wish entitled children would stop making unreasonable demands and appreciated all the love and hard work CDPR put into the game.

>>155960278
This, though it had great sidequests here and there.

>>155964319
Yes, let's stop criticizing their mistakes and just suck them off because quantity>>>quality when it comes to CDPR games, because they never did anything of the sort in the past and it is not a bad sign of things to come.

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>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who ship Ciri with ANYONE but Geralt

>>155964319
>le 16 FREE DLC XDDD

Quests and costumes they took out from the main game.

> two full expansions

Which they asked money for.

>>155964547
>>155964643
People are confused about what EE would have been. Look at the previous EEs, they added a couple of cutscenes and maybe a new quest. That's what we already got with the waifu patch and free DLCs. They could have dropped the support after that, but instead they added infinitely more content than a pathetic EE could have ever added, in the form of expansion packs.

>Which they asked money for.
This is why I called the whiners children. You are not entitled to free content, especially not on the scale that the expansion packs added. Christ.

>>155964803
Go to bed, Marcin

>>155964803
I am one of the biggest shills for CDPR, trust me on that, but I would never stoop as low as you are going, anon.

>>155964803
>but instead they added infinitely more content than a pathetic EE could have ever added, in the form of expansion packs.

But that content doesn't fix any of the problems the main game had...including botched fan-fiction tier last third.

>>155964803
>entitled
I hate this buzzword so much.

>>155964943
>hurr durr insults instead of any substantial arguments

>>155964975
The game is loved by critics and players alike. The only ones complaining about it are a handful of children on an anonymous messaging board. If 99.999% of people agree on something, then the problem obviously lies with you. Maybe take a break and find a new game to play so that you could learn to appreciate this gem again.

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>>155965159
Anyone who isn't a retard would agree that the game falls appart in the last act. Nobody praised the last act. If this game had consistently good writing it might have gotten a better Metacritic score than 92

>>155965553
I visit all the popular places where gamers post and I've never seen anyone complain about the last act. The metacritic score is 92 because butthurt Souls fanboys couldn't get used to the combat. The only legitimate criticism and also the one I agree with is that the loot system could have been better and Gryphon armor looks ugly.

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:3

anime > witcher3

>>155928793
>nigress yennefer

finally mod worthy doing bad dad ending w/ Triss

Now I finally won't feel bad dumping Yennefer

i want to wear trissfu's dirty underwear on my head.

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>>155964608
Ciri belongs to Avallac'h

>>155968620
wow dude your serious ?

>>155970370
google lives don't matter

Did Roche truly commit treason in Witcher 2 or is that just Iorveth/Eredin-fellatio propaganda?

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>>155971010
Propaganda.

>>155962650
Sometimes it feels like she's even more. Trissfu <3

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Who's this and why did they put him on the cover if doesn't even look like Geralt?

>>155972547
That's early TW2 Geralt. CDPR dropped him because the fans thought he was too ugly.

>>155972624
he was

>>155972669
I agree, Trissfu deserves a cutie Geralt.

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>>155971942
I wonder if the purpose of the universe is to create Trissfu?

>>155972875
I think the purpose of the universe is to maintain Trissfu's existence. Without Trissfu, the universe would collapse.

>>155973178
Do you belong to the school who thinks Triss has existed for all time, and the universe is just a manifestation of Triss' and her glory?

Or are you heretic who think Triss was created by humans?

>gwent is translated into barrel in the books
why

>>155973396
I think Trissfu is the very essence of the universe. Each universe has a central point that keeps it from collapsing. That central point can take any shape or form and in our universe it's Trissfu.

Trissfu can not be created or destroyed, she simply is.

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>>155971010
Of course he did, it's like second nature to him

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Would you pity fuck Iris?

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>>155973928

>>155974130
I would love her.

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>>155972624
No,fans thought he was too prety

So they made him look rougher in TW2.

However in TW3 they made him a pretty version of the TW2 character

>>155975295
What a slut

>>155975686
Early Trissfu is adorable, but the final version was better.

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>most of the endings are mushy happily ever after, universe is saved horseshit

That's BS and you know it. That's totally out of character, from the previous games, from the books. Sapkowski would never end it like that.

Fuck this fucking game, it does everything wrong. Fuck I ever wasted time playing these games or reading the books. What a fucking waste of time. I'm done with video games

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Wow nice opinion you got there my man, you're pretty unique in that choice. That got me really interrested in you, like wow how can you hate this game ? You're really special ! ^^
Fuck off you won't have a (you).

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Triss actually kissed Ciri!

>>155978448
I want to actually kiss Trissfu!

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Why

>>155979145
Ciri's mother deserves to be cosplayed too! :3

>>155979145
Who was it that even cursed Avallac and why was he allowed to live after saving Ciri from the Hunt?

>>155979437
>Who was it that even cursed Avallac
Eredin

>why was he allowed to live after saving Ciri from the Hunt?
He wasn't, after Avallac'h was cured the entire plan was focused on taking care of the wild hunt

>>155979437
The hunt expected him to perish probably. Living as UMA doesn't seem like living. Uma mad qt though, I would actually love it if Avallac'h kept UMAs appearance but had his regular mind.
>>155979606
Isn't there a suggestion that Caranthir said they should curse Avallac'h since Avallac'h is his former teacher.

Didn't remember Eredin cursing him, I thought Caranthir would be the one doing it since he's literally the magic dude.

>>155979574
Cocaine is one hell of a drug

>>155980081
Triss is better

>>155979906
>Isn't there a suggestion that Caranthir said they should curse Avallac'h since Avallac'h is his former teacher.
No, Ciri flat out says Eredin did it. How he came to the idea is up to interpretation though, it may be possible that Caranthir suggested the more lenient way of just humiliating him with the curse rather than flat out killing him.

>Didn't remember Eredin cursing him, I thought Caranthir would be the one doing it since he's literally the magic dude.
Caranthir probably produced it yeah. Ciri summarizes what happened on the isle of mists, you can look it up to refresh your memory.

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Wow the purple flowers are really pretty at night time.

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>>155981581
stop posting that whore

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They belong together

>>155981581
Triss makes everything beautiful.

>>155982557
kys

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its over

my life is empty now

i want to read more of this;;

>>155984720
How did you keep your books to look that good?
Mine are destroyed.

>>155984983
last wish and blood of elves look pretty bad
i tried to not fold them too hard

>>155984720
You still have three books to go.
One of them, the sixth being pretty bad but still.

>>155985175
I don't recognize her? Is she one of the social workers at the brothel?

>>155985175
even your shitty filter can't hide her granny forehead lol

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Is this what she'll be doing in Nilfgaard after the 3rd northern war?

>>155985276
they arent translated tho are they

>>155965769
What popular sites? Reddit? hahaha

>>155985338
It's Trissfu Merigold, most amazing woman ever.

>>155985416
Triss looks perfect, her freckles and wrinkles excite me.

>>155986634
(cont.) even Reddit says the last act felt rushed and had plotholes.

>>155986283
There are some fan-translation I think.
Why does it take so long in English ?
Even in Francistan we had them since the 90'.

>>155985741
She dies of torture by a novigradian priest later, don't worry.

>>155986731
Prove it. Go make a thread on /r/witcher right now about how rushed and poorly written the last act was. Then report back with the upvotes and comments you got.

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Mod that does this?

Witcher 4: Time and Space was released on the 29th of September 2022. It was the anticipated sequel of Witcher 3: Wild Hunt and part of The Witcher francise by CDPR. The expansion focused on the adventures of Ciri through many different worlds. It was hailed as a pioneer in the making of female main characters, especially for the realistic and inperfect personality and the tough and imperfect choices she had to make. Compared to Cyberpunk 2077 it was a gigantic success and the company was able to pay back their investors.

>>155989536
But C2077 will be perfect, duh.

I never liked Ciri...

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>>155991319
This.
She's so fucking cute and perfect body-wise, but god damn what a cunt.