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Burgerton edition.

Previous timeline: >>155162563

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/

-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm

-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/

-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc

-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h

-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen

-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale

-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782

-Shimejibin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
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Fish!
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>>155191394
Looks like it's just you and me fish. Everyone else died in the cataclysm.
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>>155191540
yo
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I make up one third of the thread's active posters and all I have to contribute are pictures of fish. The general is doomed.
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>>155191540
Morning from yurop.
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Does anyone else WORSHIP Chara's tummy?
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Does anyone else relate with Chara the most?

I don't in the murderous way, but I've been through a lot of abuse in my life as well, so I can understand why they act in the way they do.
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Good morning! If you don't want to be up. That's fine too.
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>>155191540
I'm here too!
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>>155191819
>>155191818
no
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FLOWEY HOURS START NOW
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>>155191846
I want Chara to eat me!!! Struggling in her stomach!!!
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>>155191876
K
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>>155191819
Is it bad if I relate to her in the psychopathic way? I have a lot of trouble feeling empathy for people and I'm pretty edgy because it's fun to be edgy.

I still fear dying alone, though. I hope I can find somebody who's okay with being with me one day.
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>>155191819
I've been abused all my life too. No one's really gonna care though. So you have to try your best to never let them see you sweat.
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lizard
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Reminder that if you like or forgive Asgore, Alphys, Chara, Flowey, Asriel, or Onion-san then you missed the entire point of the game.
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>>155191876
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>>155192112
I didn't agree with you until
>Onion-sans
Fuck that guy desu
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>>155191819
I can understand the motives but I don't condone the actions.
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>>155192112
I think the point of the game is getting through adversity and not letting the troubles in life turn you bitter, like it did with Asriel and Chara.

When they say let go, they don't mean let go of companionship and whatever it is you might do to avoid being lonely. They mean to let go of the guilt and the association of those bad feelings when life gets you down.
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>>155191743
>>155191820
Giod morning!
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>>155192182
>Onion-sans
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>>155192206
I agree. Now that that's settled, which of the characters would you fuck?
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>>155192338
None. I'm asexual, how about you?
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>>155192376
Everyone. I'm pansexual. Gerson might give me some trouble but I'm sure I can do it if I try hard enough.
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>>155192496
>Gerson might give me some trouble
>implying you wouldn't blow him easily
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>>155191876
I would love to but sadly I'm on my way to work and don't have any images on my phone. I must instead give praise to the flower by text.
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>>155192642
Shoutout to my petals on Instagram straight bloomin'
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>>155192496
>>155192376
>>>/tumblr/
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>>155192630
someone's never seen a turtle dick
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Would you travel the world with your favorite?
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That's the only reason why I'd ever travel the world, my dude.
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>>155192785
>>155192768

whoops.
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>>155192768
Heck yeah. I think it would really do good for Flowey.
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>>155192768
Yeah, world tour time.
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>>155192642
thats fine too
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>someone made a fake travel blog of Asgore and Sans going around the world on vacation
neat
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>>155193417
Asgore can rock the Hawaiian shirt.
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>>155193417
>asgore's moustache above his nose
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>>155193438
He can rock the casual wear
>>155193470
sorry
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>>155193056
Can Shyren survive in the ocean
She's probably a freshwater fish
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>>155193172
why wouldn't he just get them off with friendliness pellets?
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>>155193417
>Flowey in the background
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>>155191990
>No one's really gonna care though. So you have to try your best to never let them see you sweat.
This rings so true. People in the real world just don't give a shit and never try to understand, and the moment you show any weakness to them, they'll cast you aside. It bothers me so much.

The world is just viciously hostile to broken or damaged people. I think that's a big reason why I want to save Chara, because I've felt like I'm beyond helping too.
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>>155193630
maybe that's his fetish
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>>155193685
Helplessness like that is a common side effect of being abused and is to be expected, and the reason why people turn away ones that are hurt so easily is because they risk getting hurt themselves.

It's easy to stay inclusive and what we do and how we effect people, but if you look past that it becomes quite evident what people like us do to them.

And besides, Suffering is best left to the ones who are used to it. Burn for someone else, instead of damning the ones who put you here in the first place.

Stay strong my dude. no one else is going to do it for you.
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>>155191876
You're not very good at this
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Mornin'!
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>>155194257
gee im sorry

if you're so great, why dont you show me how its done
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>>155194294
Yeah sure pal, I don't have long though, I have to be at work soon.
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Uhhh, is nsfw content allowed here, or is that reserved for /trash/?
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>>155194578
fine, good luck at work!
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>>155194586
/vg/ is a blue board
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>>155194260
Good morning! How are you going?
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>>155194586
>being so new you don't know what being a blue board means
lel, lurk more
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Good night, /utg/. Maybe tomorrow will be better.
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>>155194780
Goodnight anon!
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>>155194620
Thanks buddy.
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would you eat the lizard titty
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ANGER

MURDER

KILL

DESTROY THEM ALL
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>>155195173
No, I would throw it in the garbage.
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>>155195173
No but I'd eat the butt rice.
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ded
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nice
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>>155195178
YAY
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>>155195243
Pixiv sure does seem to love the rice butt idea.
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>>155195672
I got it from twitter actually.
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morning utg, how was the sleep?
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AU where everything is the same except every noun in Sans's dialogue is replaced by the word kiddo
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>>155195873
It was weird
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>>155195873
Had a really shitty dream that kept me up for most of the night
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>>155196009
Why is there so much shit with Asgore wearing sun glasses
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>>155196143
Because he's a cool dude.
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>>155196143
It's the natural accessory to his Hawaiian shirts
also
>>155196225
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>>155195978
Even when talking to people older than him?
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>>155195173
that particular lizard tiddy doesn't look very appetizing, but in general, yes
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>>155196437
Especially when kiddo is talking to kiddos older than kiddo.
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Good morning /utg/
I'll be writing the Anon doms Asriel fic sometime today
I promise you nothing
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The flower hour continues.
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au where every noun is replaced by a soundtrack of bonzi buddy singing bring me to life while i die every time it happens when
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>>155196634
never stopping!
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>>155196592
>pic
So just regular MSPG?
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>>155194693
Busy busy busy!
Hope you have yourself a good day!
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>>155196806
Yes
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>>155196802
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Okay, the next set of images by those two twitteranons has been uploaded on the booru, this time from 21st to 30th June
About 440 images.
22 pages.
Send help.
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>>155196920
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Chara burpfic?
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i want mad bad flower to go and stay go
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>>155197549
well too bad
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>>155197549
I want them to at least post new pics
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>>155197549
I want to be the flower's keeper
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>>155197740
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>>155198041
What's that? Post more? Okay.
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>>155197838
That thing is weird but cool at the same time.
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>>155197780
Sorry, I try to not repost the same things over and over.
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>>155195672
They're Japanese, man. Omurice is from their culture.
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>>155197740
What is with those feet? Does she have lotus feet or what?
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>>155197780
>implying other characterfags like botfags aren't even worse about posting the same image over and over
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>>155198224
>MTTxAlphys
NO
NO
FILTHY
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>>155197740
>>155198252
No. Papyrus wears actual armor and leather pants though it is a bit revealing. None of this ripped skin tights and fishnets business.
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Anon gets a nice, pleasant hug from Flowey the Flower!
Being jealous to anon because he gets so much good hugs from Flowey!
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>>155198542
I'm not implying that, but I'm not a botfag so I don't really care how many reposts they have since I'm not looking for bot pics
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This is a stickup! Put all the (You)'s in the bag and no one gets hurt!
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>>155198542
Every single characterfag in this general does that.
If anything, we've all gotten better about using more material. My folders are sorted by date so I know what I've probably already used and what's fresh.

If you don't like Floweyfags, just leave it at that.
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>>155198524
He just likes to do the stub feet thing I think.
>>155198602
Yeah but cute anime girls.
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>>155197780
>>155198542
>upload LITERALLY a thousand of pictures on the booru since friday
>nobody cheks it anyways
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>155198641
na-ah
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>155198641
Hurt me
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>>155198724
I have all the pics from that I want since I check all the Twitter dumps as they happen.
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>>155198726
Fucking shoots you
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>>155198573
But canonically Alphys is Mettaton's comfort woman for relieving stress, nothing better than forcing the whore to the ground after a stiff drink, it's not like anyone could possibly love her anyway, she exists solely for his pleasure and use
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>>155198864
Please stop
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Friendly sibling murder
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>>155198864
>Mettaton not doing that to Burgerpants
non-canon
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>>155198864
You mean gaster instead of mettaton right?
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>mttwn use your cock as a microphone
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>>155199084
That too
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>>155198542
I don't know about other ones but I go out of my way to post different pics.
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>>155199089
Nah, that's what the king is for
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>>155199089
That was earlier.
The lizard should be glad that anyone at all would want to even get close to a slut who probably enjoyed it, like her, let alone allow her to be used by someone as glamorous and powerful as Mettaton.
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>>155199106
Would it turn out like this?
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>>155199106
That reminds me.
I need to update the porn depository.
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>>155199193
So are they playing or is it science?
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>>155199295
You mean the imgur gallery?
I have that bookmarked
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>>155199312
The testing of drugs and stimuli is an important scientific pursuit
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>>155198628
i want to be that anon desu
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>>155199312
yes

but they cuddle afterwards so its okay
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>>155199383
Yes
Yes I can certainly believe that.
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>>155199352
Yeah
I found a bunch of sketches/doodles but they're pretty nice. About half of them are just Mettaton sucking dick.
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>>155198573
MTT x alphys is hot.
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>>155199368
Post the Toriel one.
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>>155198628
>Tfw the guy who drew this was your friend and made this for you
I wonder what happened to him
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>>155199470
Nice
>>155199473
I prefer them as friend tbqh senpaitachi. It's nice the QnA confirmed they still hang out.
There's a fapfic in the writebin of them if you haven't read it yet.
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>>155199552
I don't have the Toriel one
Because she's one of my least favorite characters
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>>155199261
i love ice t man
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>>155199552
>>155199593
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>>155199579
...where?
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>>155199368
>>155199406
I'm still getting mixed messages.
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>>155199764
There's two of us
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>>155199701
http://pastebin.com/DNYieTEy
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>>155199469
this one too
we had a bunch of flowey fics like these didnt we?
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How big is Frisk's dick?
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>>155200336
Bigger than the main gun of an M1 Abrams.
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>>155200336
It goes from a to z on the keyboard :^)
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>>155200336
Small enough that fits snugly in dick of shotagotebro, but to be fair, shotagotedick massive of jupiter, so thusly maybe it large but only small comparataciously???
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>mttwn give you an unsimulated blowjob in a controversial music video
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>>155200336
Frisk is a small child so tiny
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>>155200336
>frisk
>dick
nah senpai
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>>155200336
It's bigger than yours.
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>>155200464
>mmtwn sit on youre face
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>>155200336
Not applicable, she has a pussy.
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>>155200479
>>155200705
>she
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>>155200570
I want him to crush me to death but not like this. Never like this.
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>>155200570
Oh god I just remembered that one autistic blog that claimed his sprite was ambiguous and he was totally fat.

The worst part is they were serious.
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>>155200919
What the fuck
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>>155201043
They even made "serious" art of it.

Seeing an obese NEO was worth a laugh.
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>>155200570
>fat trans mettaton will never sit on youre face and make you drink his pissy from his vagima
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>>155201359
And they sans is the only one with tumblr problems.
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>>155200464
>mttwn be disassembled by a Burgerpants who goes postal
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>>155200705
Frisk is a beautiful trap
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>>155201790
I think you got that backwards.
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>>155198864
I always figured it was the other way around.
Alphys always kept him unfinished so he would have to keep coming back to her and being her sex slave, if he ever wanted any hope of his real body ever being completed. That's also why Mettaton takes out his pent up frustrations on Burgerpants, because he can't go against his owner.
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>>155201859
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>>155201886
can you guys please stop
burgerpants does not deserve that
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Post what you're listening to /utg/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OacXUzTNXo
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>>155199473
I could imagine them having a friends with benefits kind of thing going on.
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>>155202040
Don't you have ice cream to peddle
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>>155202068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQLCJsIof8s
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>>155202068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lp3pgAiZqo
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>>155202040
K, have officer burg instead.
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>>155201886
You can't kill burgerpants
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>>155199563
You should take care of your friends.
Especially if they draw kinky art for you.
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>>155202298
Of course, death is much less marketable.
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>>155202127
Mettaton a shit. Two years into living on the surface he will have squandered all his fortune, run the business into the ground and be forced to suck off Hollywood producers to buy himself coke.
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>>155202390
Burgerpants go back to work.
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>>155200050
Did we? I remember none specifically like that.
I haven't been that keen of fics though so I'm probably just missing them.
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>>155202390
Canonically Mettaton gets instantly rich by stealing Napstablook's songs (Blooky is too timid to say anything) and then spends the rest of his days leaking embarrassing things about Shyren to the press until she commits suicide
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>>155202434
Nah, we had one Flowey fic vaguely like that and another one that was with omega but otherwise nothing much
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>>155202528
Mad Dummy pls
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>>155202127
i may have to, but still
leave him alone
>>155202367
stop
aaaaaaa
>>
>>155202390
I wanna reprogram Mettaton to be my sex slave.
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>>155202616
But Mad Dummy's the one getting the most enjoyment out of the multi-page exclusive feature on Shyren's bedwetting problem she developed when she was molested as a child
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>>155202992
>reprogram
He's not a proper robot.
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Why didnt anyone tell me Manga studio was better then sai.
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>>155203103
He's a robot that Gaster built and Alphys stole and programmed to think he was a ghost but really he's a robot built by the genius Gaster to be Papyrus's girlfriend but once again the whore faggot lizard ruined it for everyone, all for her greed, Papyrus without girlfriend and all because the lizard wanted it all
>>
>>155203147
Never heard of it
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>>155203103
That's why it's so hot. He'd be conscious but completely trapped inside his own body with no will or freedom, just a helpless slutty puppet to whatever commands I send to his circuits.
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>>155203147
I don't draw
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>>155203147
Manga studio better than SAI?!
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>>155202992
You need to train him

Anyone have that chart where he is kidnapped?
>>
>>155203318
Well... for basic line work.
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>>155203291
>implying Alphys used actual software
You give her too much credit.
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>>155203234
if only that lizard whore wasn't so greedy and didn't kill gaster, chara, asriel and frisk multiple times
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>>155203369
How about coloring?
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>>155203382
She does program according to the quiz.
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>>155203234
>>155203419
I want this guy to write a full story about Alf's vile villainy.
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>>155203147
Doesn't look better than sai
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>>155203436
Not sure I always sucked donky dick at coloring, going to mess with it now.
Someone here few months back linked to a maga that had ALL the art programs and keys and shit so I'm trying them all and so far Manga one has me hooked.
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>>155203528
as long as it ends with that fucking bitch getting what she deserves
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>>155203419
>not only can you never kill the lizard she gets by far the best ending getting the two best husbandos and the best waifu that she probably has orgeys with
And people say Sans is the Mary sue
>>
>>155203419
Don't forget not only did she kill asriel but she also condemned him to an eternity as a flower. And she went back in time to kill all the human kids and frame Asgore for it and also convinced the 7 human mages to create the barrier so she could have free reign down there
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>>155203629
Nah, it's gotta have a GRIMDARK ending where she gets away scot-free like this guy says.>>155203657
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>>155202068
picosong.com/TXyx/
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>>155203686
don't forget when she convinced asgore to go to war with the humans so toriel would be out of the way
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>>155203657
>two best hasubandos
Asgore and...?
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>>155203584
Hmm, someone call program better than sai, well when i found time, i must try that.
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>>155203769
Mettaton duh
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>>155203769
>hasubandos
You mean husbando
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>>155203850
>implying Mettaton is into women
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>>155203850
Mettaton is shit though
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>>155203976
Alphys watches him bang Blooky obviously while Asgore does Undyne.
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>>155203657
>>155203769
>two best hazubandos
guys why are you confusing nicecream and burgerpants
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>>155203769
>two best husbandos
Asgore and asgores clone
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>>155204136

His evil clone.
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>>155204127
One is getting creamed by royal guards, the other one busy banging trashy girls
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>>155204127
>loser neet and some pedo stalker
>best
Nice joke man
>>
>>155204183
i don't mind they are not together on canon, but don't get nicecream with the royal guards, come on
>>155204231
i don't really like the talking crazy flower or the murderous cuck daddy, sorry
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>>155203769
Mettaton is probably the best husbando if your into that body type and attudie even though he doesn't appeal to me (skeletons are pure and I can't think of Asriel as anything other then a kid)

t.dadfag
>>
Chara's feet
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>>155204393
mspg now want metal box?
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>>155204385
>don't get nicecream with the royal guards
Why not? He is the perfect little twink for a creamfilled man sandwich
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>>155204385
I didn't say anything about either of them, those two are shit though and anyone who isn't a dumb neet would understand that. Nicepants is too busy stalking frisk and trying to fuck them and burgerpants is literally a slave used by Mettaton any way he sees fit.
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>>155204514
no
stop
>>155204528
ouch
who would be a better option then?
>>
>>155204528
I meant nicecream guy, wew. The Nicepants meme is getting to me.
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>>155204459
No I'm that one annoying faggot dadfag not MSPG. Like I said Asriel will always be a kid to me so no sexualizing
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>>155203976
men? women? why not both?
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>>155204665
I'm watching you, fag.
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>>155204385
>Nicepants poster shitting on Flowey and Asgore to make his guys seem better
wow rude
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>>155204804
Metatton only wants to fug Napstablook though.
>>
>>155204459
>implying mspg doesn't want to fuck kid asriel
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>>155204963
i'm just shitposting, come on guys
flowey is my third or fourth most liked undertale
>>
Asgore is best husbando, Undyne is best waifu, Asriel is best sonfu and Papyrus is best friendfu

Prove me wrong

PROTIP: You probably can
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>>155205240
Asriel is an awful son
Baras are shit
Undyne is actually pretty cool but not in a romantic way
Papyrus is the coolest dude.
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>>155205316
Anon just because I say you can probably prove me wrong doesn't mean you can post such blatantly shit taste.
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>>155202068
https://youtu.be/SS-Uvh--13U?t=124

J e t w a v e
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>>155205240
These all seem legit to me
Snowdrake is my sonfu though
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>>155205490
>Snowdrakefags have shit taste

Who could have predicted?
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>>155205397
>papyrus is the coolest
>shit taste
Dadfag pls
>>
Work suuucks
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sniff her panties
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>>155205621
But..I'm the dadfag and I love Papyrus platonically
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>>155205670
I know.
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>>155204514
I've seen that pic
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>>155204459
Stop dragging me into your autism i'm not here twenty four seven anon

Lewdfic tonight maybe
>>
What if John Freeman fell into the Underground?
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>>155206190
But now you here, and answering to me. And no need be so angry, that was only question.
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>>155206371
>angry
Anon please
I can't get angry at (you)
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>>155206413
Sure you can, you got angry at frick you big baby.
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>>155206487
Yes but (you)'re not Frick
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>>155206650
thats right, im frick
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>>155206650
How do you know?
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>>155206726
I can smell these things
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>>155206413
Well, emm, nice to read this. You can't get angry at me. I feel something, i can't understand.
>>155206487
I am not Frick or Friskanon, but sometimes draw requests, very rare draw.
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>>155205670
NEETs unite
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>>155206715
No, I am Frick
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>>155206961
>using capital letters
You ain't frick
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Frick is probably still on that plane
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>>155207131
Does the flightplan list him?
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>>155207131
He's a big guy
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>>155207065
I want him to crush my trachea with his giant ogre hands.
He wouldn't even need to do much, just apply pressure with his one giant misshapen thumb.
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>>155207131
crashing this plane
>>
I meant he was literally on a plane, he said so last thread
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>>155207275
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>>155207065
i love frick i want him to murder me with his big gigantic hands
>>
Does frick have tumblr?
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>>155207494
Yes actually
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FRICK IS IN THE AIR POST FURSONA
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>>155207417
>Asrielfags are cave dwellings trolls
This explains so much and yet so little
>>
LET ME OUT OF HERE
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>>155207532
Something like the link?
>>
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>>155207131
>>155207187
>>155207264
>>155207279
HOLD UP

I GOT DIS
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>>155207754
No
>>
>>155207841
Well, that rude, but why?
>>
>>155207754
http://frickanon.tumblr.com/
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>>155208059
Thanks you, have a nice day.
>>
>>155207762
push the fucking button faggot
>>
What if Gaster was actually Asgore?
>>
>>155208578
what if undyne is a thousand years old
>>
>>155208578
What if Sans is Asriel's dead body that had the horns filled off and Papyrus ia Chara's corpse that kept growing?

Makes you think
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>>155208778
>sans doesnt even go up to grillby's dick
so short
but that's some alright fire
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>>155208742
I think sans is chara skeleton is more logical.
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>>155208563

Missile away
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StandStillStaySilenttale when
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>>155208951
>implying Chara isn't pure
UHH stop disrupting my safe spaces pig
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>>155209013
Literally who?
>>
>>155209047
Chara isn't pure. How it is?
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>>155209175
The joke
your head.
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>>155209062
Post-apocalypse Nordic adventures featuring The Thing and also language lessons
http://sssscomic.com/index.php
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>>155208778
Somebody save that poor embarassed flame
>>
>>155209213
Hard joke 4 me.
>>
>>155209013
Well, I mean it's basically the author's white supremacist dreamworld, just like Undertale and Homestuck. It's fitting.
>>
what the fuck is rise of iron
>>
>>155209469
destiny dlc, iirc
suppose its coming out around now
>>
>>155209308
This image is utter shit, we all know the Finns are the superior nords.

Perkele :DDDD
>>
What would it feel like to hold a skeleton's hand?
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>>155209452
>white supremacist dreamworld

But Undertale stars a chinaman
>>
>>155208648
Well how else could she have lost her eye in the war as a child and then been experimented on with determination by Alphys
>>
Pick one from each, the other dies

Asgore vs edge Asriel
Toriel vs Undyne
Alphys vs Burgerpants
Papyrus vs Flowey
Kid Asriel vs Sans
Gaster vs Grillby
>>
>>155210042
Asgore
Undyne
Alphys
Papyrus
Sans
Gaster
>>
>>155210042
Asgore
Undyne
Alphys
Papyrus
Sans
Grillby
>>
>>155210042
Asgore
Undyne
Alphys
Papyrus
Sans
Gaster
>>
>>155210042
Asgore
Undyne
Alphys
Papyrus
Sans
Gaster
>>
>>155210175
>>155210184
>>155210183
>>155210252
Samefags
>>
>>155210296
They're all too close together to be the same guy, babycakes. Don't be butthurt.
>>
>>155210042
edge Asriel, not because I like Asriel just because Asgore needs to die
Undyne
Burgerpants
Papyrus
Sans
Grillby
>>
All this spooky good taste
We are all best friends now
>>
>look at last thread
>frick said he'd write nicepants lewds

pls no
>>
>>155210380
I'm not butthurt, I just found it amusing
>>
>>155210384
Worst taste in the thread desu
>>155210506
>Box Mettaton x Sans lewd
>>
>>155210651
butthurt Dadfag.

Nobody should save the lizard either
>>
>>155210042
Asgore
Undyne
Burgerpants
Flowey
Kid Asriel
Grillby
>>
>>155210042
Asgore
Toriel
Burgerpants
Papyrus
Sans
Grillby
>>
Oh my! You recently found out that your favorite has feelings for you! What do you do?
>>
>>155210805
Alphys did nothing wrong
>>
>>155210042
Asgore
Undyne
Burgerpants
Papyurs
Sans
Gaster
>>
>>155211410
Offer him to have sex with me.
>>
>>155211410
Ask him out on a date
>>
>>155211410
Awesome. Finally she got away from Alphys. I already weep for my pelvis.
>>
>>155210506
hopefully not
>>
>>155211410
Ask him out, obviously
>>
>>155211410
Nose bleeding and fall on floor.
>>
>>155211410
Pass out
>>
>>155211410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtYwq4aBr0E
>>
>>155211410
Tell them the truth, that they can do way better.
>>
>>155211410
GET FLUSTERED
>>
>>155210042
Asgore
Undyne
Alphys
Papyrus
sans
Gaster
>>
>>155211421
what about when she told chara about buttercups and human-monster soul fusion and egged them on to destroy humanity instead of just settling down with loving goat family
>>
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>>155211410
Question her low standards
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>>155211410
>>
>>155212140
That was only because Muffet was holding her baby brother hostage and had already cut his arms off
>>
>>155212140
It's non canon.
>>
>>155210042
Asgore
Undyne
Alphys
Papyrus
Sans
>Gaster vs Grillby
Fuck, uh
G-Gaster
>>
>>155211421
t. Undyne
>>
>>155211410
Ask her if she wants to cuddle and watch anime and maybe do some lewd shit
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/11259473
>>
Why are all my Twitter follows posting Frisk pedo rape suddenly?

Is it kid day or something in Japan?
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>>155212534
Warlock you fucking pleb
I don't know what game you're talking about but warlocks are always best
>>
>>155212534
The fuck? Are you high or something? What are these options even.
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>>155192496
Man, same. I'd fuck any of them
provided I'm in a stable relationship with them

>pansexual
Does that really cover other species?

>>155192716
I'd be more worried about Burgerpants desu.
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>>155212761
>not choosing titan
Ew.
>>
>>155212534
Asrielfags are weird desu
>>
>>155212756
I want your Twitter follows
>>
>he wouldnt hunter

baka
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>>155212973
Oh it's Destiny
Nevermind
My opinion is to trash it
>>
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>>155212756
>tfw the main artist I followed has posted a shit ton of lewds and semi-lewds of my favorite over the past two days
>>
everyone remembers that time when alphys came back in time, pushed herself into the core and then killed gaster so that she could do everything wrong once again just because she wanted to and that resulted in the death of asriel and chara, the divorce of toriel and asgore and the lobotomy of papyrus?
really makes you think, huh
>>
>>155212756
gib
>>
>>155214132
I do remember. I also remember her traveling back in time to genetically alter the embryo of MKid so he didn't have arms anymore, and she knocked the nice cream out of the little kid monsters hands.
>>
>>155213869
imgur them you homo
>>
>>155213869
was that pyon?
>>
>>155213869
Pyon? Because they've certainly been busy
>>
What the fuck is Underlust?
>>
>>155214783
>>155214739
Yeah
>>155214675
I'm phone posting in a car
>>
>>155214852
Just some bullshit, ignore it.
>>
>>155214394
My favorite part of this game was when Alphys forced hapstablook into a male body even though she wanted a female model.
>>
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>>155214852
au where everyone has """mettaton's fanon personality""" aka they are just huge sluts
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>>155214852
Everyone is ridiculously horny and wants to fuck anything
Except Mettaton who's a pure virgin (that usually gets raped)
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>ywn have beautiful mixed-raced goatbabbies with asriel

fils bado man
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>>155206190
>not post asrielle.
>>
Dadfags and Asrielfags would you let your goat impregnate you?
>>
>>155214928
or that time where she used her laser gun to kill asgore and replace him with an evil clone that kills children
alphys is such a bitch
>>
>>155215232
Yes, if them can.
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>>155214957
>tfw I kinda like Underlust Mettaton but everything else is shit
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>>155215497
I don't mind him, but anyone who takes Underlust seriously should be shot.
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>>155215150
>posting asrielle

I put chimichurri inside of a grilled cheese sandwich and it is delicious
>>
>>155215694
>anyone who takes AUs seriously should be shot.
ftfy
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Chara is BEST mom
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>>155215838
True.
I like AUs for the different designs and (potentially) neat ideas, but it should never consume you more than the canon.
>>
Feeling bad, can I have cute friends/skeletons please?

>>155215497
desu the papyrus/mettaton ark was kind of interesting. The letters were super cute.

>>155215838
this 100%
>>
>>155215838
>anyone who takes Undertale and its derivatives seriously should be shot.
ftfy
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>>155216252
cute bros
>>
>>155216252
>desu the papyrus/mettaton ark was kind of interesting. The letters were super cute.
Well I have a great personal bias against anything papyton, plus the old rape as backstory thing is stale tbqh familia.
>>
>>155216252
>desu the papyrus/mettaton ark was kind of interesting. The letters were super cute.
Link?
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>>155216252
here friend

>>155216325
>anybody who takes anything seriously shot be shot.
fixed desu
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>>155216325
this

taking a work of fiction seriously is stupid. Just enjoy
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>>155216413
>cute bros
heck yes
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>>155215985
In all seriousness, Chara would be the best mom. She would ensure that you had the best childhood and kill anyone who fucked with you.

>tfw no murderous, damaged, yandere mother who loves you more than anything else.
>>
>>155216582
>kill anyone who fucked with you
enjoy your childhood trauma
>>
>>155216582
>Chara would be the best mom. She would ensure that you had the best childhood and kill anyone who fucked with you.
She'd kill you in the womb to prevent humanity from spreading you delusional cuck
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>>155216495
thank you, pal.
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>>155216579
>>
>>155216697
Fair enough, but I bet if she saw a young human or monster child who got fucked over by humanity like she did, she would adopt you or something. Maybe.
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>>155216835
>>
>>155216582
She would kill a human child. She was ready to destroy her village and those have children in them. She's fine with monsters, but even after living with a family like Dreemurrs, she couldn't let her hatred go.
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>>155216929
>Chara is capable of empathy
>>
>>155216929
>>155217238
Let's not start that again. Let's talk about why there is a snowball tax.
>>
>>155217325
Don't you know how dangerous snowballs are?
Punks like Snowdrake and Ice cap were throwing them everywhere.
>>
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>>155217325
snowball tax you say?
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>>155217325
Asgore "Snow Balls fund my Gold Halls" Dreemurr
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>>155217238
>it's another episode where chara desperately tries to fool human children into trusting him so he can get some easy EXP

He must be stopped.
>>
>>155217432
But that's no reason to tax the monsters for it!
>>155217453
I don't get it.
>>155217531
What a greedy bastard.
>>155217579
Hey, we're talking about the snowball tax.
>>
>>155217531
fucjk
>>
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mentioning Papyton is a sure
way to get people's attention
>>
post snail-related images
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>>155217660
>that pic
I'm glad Papyrus learned how to draw

>>155217493
Sequel
>>
>>155217621
>Snowball tax
Asgore's policies have literally been shit the entire time. It completely destroyed the snowball market because nobody wants to pay that ridiculous tax on top of everything. Let's not even begin with his dumb ass plan that involves finding and killing SEVEN human kids. Impeachment when?
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>>155217660
What papyton? All I see is an angst filled Papy.
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>>155217672
>>
>>155217823
someone translate this
>>
>>155217798
The monsters are too wimpy to rebel. It would take something huge to cause them to rebel.
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>>155217806
>>155217758

yall are ridiculous but I love it
>>
>>155217903
>it would take something huge
exiled queen ending
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>>155217672
>>
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>>155217672
I thought I had that image of the ghost bros with their snails but I cant find it
>>
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>>155217672
nyerooom
>>
>>155217903
Undyne's a big gal
>>
>>155217672
someone post that one vore comic
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>>155218254
This one?
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>>155218535
nah it had mad ghost yelling at his snail while hapsta dressed theirs up

I didnt have this image though so cheers!
>>
>>155217968
Wow! Papyrus should learn not to put spice into his oatmeal!
>>
>>155218661
I think the one you're talking about was by Pumpkin. I don't have it either, apparently.
>>
>>155218736
m8...

well now I have a reaction image to lewdposting
>>
>>155211410
What kind of feelings?
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>>155217672

>>155218290
VERY slow goatmumm moving at icnredible sluggihs speed
>>
How much would change if
>Toriel was actually insane
>Flowey always was a flower, but thought he was a boss monster like his "mom" after living with her for so long
>Asgore was an inanimate object (doesn't matter which) in a crown, armor and a cape that Toriel later blames for killing children
>Chara was a human who had to live with all this shit and slowly went mad while living with them
>all monsters were too terrified to tell Toriel the truth
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>>155217672
>>
Why are people allowed to like characters that I don't like?

Maybe if I shit on them enough, they'll realize only my preferences are good!
>>
>>155219364
I don't know but this trend of people caring about things I don't care about has to stop.
>>
>>155219231
She is
Nothing
Nothing
Nothing
Nothing
>>
>>155219231
>Asgore died a long time ago, but Toriel couldn't accept the truth and went insane believing that he is still with her
FTFY. It's better this way.
>>
>>155219364
Toriel is shit and you should feel bad!!
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>>155218661
>>155218870
I'm the one who requested it, here.
>>
>>155218870
I think you're right. It was most definitely Pumpkin's style. I'll look through her archives
>>
>>155219728
aaand there it is. Much appreciated
>>
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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

>>154849350
>>154841905
Here's mine. Sorry to keep you waiting.
>>
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I like Asgore
>>
>>155219867
>4 days late
way too late anon
>>
>>155219881
Woah there pardner! That preference is a bit looked down upon in these parts.
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Gonna lift for this goat! Gotta get stronger for this goat!
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>>155219994
I'm a rebel like that
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>>155219231
She is
Pic related
That'd be funny but not very interesting
That explains why they killed themselves
The ruins monsters are canonically afraid of her
>>
>>155220076
Chilldrake git outta here.
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>>155220185
fuk u
>>
>>155220076
>overtime tale
but where's the frog
>>
Good afternoon /utg/, I love you!
>>
>>155220308
IT'S HIM
>>
>>155220308
i eh you too
>>
>>155191818
>tfw no one will ever WORSHIP your tummy
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>>155219046
Think again, Fucker!

also
>sluggihs
>not snailish
>>
>>155220308
ACT: PET
>>
>>155220451
Aww...thanks Anon!
>>
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Guess what?

Bara
Wolf!
>>
>>155220675
Baras are shit
>>
>>155220308
ACT: HECKLE
>>
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>>155220675
>>
>>155220675
Baras are great
>>
>>155220675
Baras are okay
>>
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Important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/11260445
>>
say something bad about a contentfag you like
>>
>>155220772
That's not how you do it.

FIGHT: >>155220308

This is.
>>
>>155221136
>no twink option
>>155221180
Broba is dead
>>
>>155219867
Teaching the baby spider that it is very safe to play with guns!
Giving the baby spider a loaded pistol and then telling her to go play with all the other kids at the kindergarten!
>>
>>155221180
I can't think of any more requests for pumpkin
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>>155221136
Bara body is the best body.
>>
>>155221180
He's a dingus
>>
>>155221220
She'd probably use the gun to get money after finding out what it does. Jewish spider is jewish.
>>
>>155216413
>papyrus is lowercase except for two words
>sans is full-on uppercase

what.
>>
>>155221180
MSPG might be actually retarded
>>
>>155221524

everytime dude

just let it go
>>
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>>155221523
Oy vey
>>
>>155221540
Ha! You like a retard!
Retard!
>>
>>155221524
That's not too bad. What is bad is blue blush.
>>
>>155221656
Well I do like you..
>>
>>155220675
The picture needs to be about 100 pixels longer
>>
>>155221710
You like two retards?
>>
>>155221220
Teaching the spider that real guns are not toys and are very dangerous!
Using magic to turn the gun into a water gun!
The spider having harmless fun with her friends!
>>
>>155221904
>Using magic to turn the gun into a water gun!
That's baloney.
>>
>>155221947
Fine. Simply replacing it, then.
>>
>>155221839
Yes! They love each other. That's my retards!
>>
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kiss thsi goat
>>
Dadfags are _______
Sansfags are ________
Lizardfags are ______

Finish these
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>>155220040
Slacking off for this goat.

>>155220448
DAMN
>>
>>155222189
Okay
Okay
Not real
>>
>>155222189
Dadfags are cute
Sansfags are fine
Lizardfags are nice
>>
>>155221603
this is the first time i've ever posted that

that font dissonances really stirs my pasta
>>
Botfags are _______
Floweyfags are ________
Momfags are _______
Now these
>>
>>155222532
Great
Decent
Okay
>>
>>155222189
gays
femals
real red-blooded men
>>
>>155222532
ok
cute
chill
>>
>>155222532
Great
Nice
Okay
>>
>>155222005
You're willing to steal from a helpless spider!?
You monster!
>>
>>155222616
No dadfags?
>>
>>155222616
>Barrierfags
Wait, what?
>>
>>155222189
alright
ok
shit
>>
>>155222808
It's a reply to another post which included dadfags, of course MSPG is a hack who can't screencap right.
>>
>>155222823
>he doesn't want to rub his dick against the barrier
>>
>>155222189
into bara
into daddy dom
nonexistent

>>155222532
gay
masochists
cultists with oedipus complexes
>>
>>155222958
It was probably just calling them cucks anyways
>>
Post a fetish that would be 100% no go even if it was drawn with god-tier skills, and I will try what characterfag you are
>>
>>155223127
Scat
>>
>>155223127
Diaper fetish because there's no such thing as god-tier skills in that part of the Internet
>>
>>155223127
genital torture
>>
>>155223127
Gore
>>
>>155223127
Scat
Feet
Watersports
Vore
Guro
Cucking
Pedophila
Big chasing
>>
>>155223127
cucking
>>
>>155222714
Of course not! I'll just hold on to it for the time being. It's too dangerous.
>>
>>155223158
Fishfag or skelefag

>>155223182
fishfag or dadfag

>>155223207
fishfag or botfag

>>155223239
some comfy goat, Toriel or Asriel

>>155223260
NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Minor character fag

>>155223370
dadfag
>>
>>155223127
fucking
does that count?
>>
>>155223570
>fishfag or botfag
close
>>
where the hell is my husband
the lawn needs mowed
>>
>>155223662
Gaster ate him
>>
>>155223127
scat
all forms of snuff, including vore
foot fetishism that goes beyond footjobs (i.e. no tickling or licking, that shit's weird)
watersports
>>
>>155223662
put down the wine, toriel
>>
>>155223127
I'm open to anything in fiction
>>
>>155223127
castration
gore
breast vore
>>
There is nothing wrong with wanting to be eaten by a goat and turned into their shit
>>
>>155223127
Everything but handholing.
>>
>>155223761
maybe I wouldn't need the wine if SOMEBODY was less of a fuck up
>>
>>155224047
you're scaring the kiddo.
>>
>>155223652
Lizardfag?

>>155223594
friskfag, floweyfag or a rare nonlewd skelefag/gasterfag

>>155223749
botfag or asrielfag

>>155223850
charafag

>>155223981
charafag or floweyfag

>>155223857
It's the first time I see breast vore
Some goat
>>
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>>155224238
>Lizardfag?
>>
>>155224238
>charafag
Not in a million years.
>>
>>155224238
>botfag or asrielfag
>asrielfags not being into foot worship
You don't know asrielfags very well

Anyway you're wrong and if I didn't say watersports were bad you might've guessed it since it's a utg meme.
>>
>>155224238
>some goat
hahahaha i'm an everyonefag
>>
>>155224238
>friskfag, floweyfag or a rare nonlewd skelefag/gasterfag
No. I am a charafag.
>>
>>155224238
>charafag or floweyfag
Nope.
>>
>>155223570
>fishfag or dadfag
Nope
Those two are in my top 10, though.
>>
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>>155223570
>Fishfag or skelefag
>>
>>155223127
Scat
I should know as I saw it well drawn once
>>
>>155224126
oooh I'm sorry, should I be more like you and dodge every responsibility while pretending nothing matters

would I be the cool one then you FUCK
>>
>>155224425
>footjobs
mkidfag?

>>155224597
maybe also mkidfag?

>>155224729
botfag because I think I've seen this

>>155224660
>likes fish and dad
Lizardfag?
>>
>>155224805
This is why no one likes you, Toriel
>>
>>155224984
>Lizardfag?
Nope
>>
>>155224805
...but you already do that. Since 201X.
>>
>>155224805
look, i'm just gonna take the kiddo to stay with asgore real quick. they shouldn't be involved in this.

be back in a sec. i know a shortcut.
>>
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>>155219867
This spider isn't fresh at all.
I wouldn't be surprised if it has already been posted as well.
I still haven't quite caught up on pixiv yet, the anniversary set me back quite a bit.
But I am getting there! Soon I will be back to providing only the freshest spiders.
>>
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>>155224805
>>
>>155225145
oh, oh, what a fantastic idea, let's dump the child on the disgraced king, he's got SUCH a good record with human children after all

you don't even care! you don't even care!
>>
>>155224805
>>155225145
Why not give wine to the kiddo and let them complain too?
>>
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>>155225814
is this vore
>>
>>155201963
This, mate.
Alphys is a creepy scientist and Mettaton is engineered for hotness. Guess who is raping who.
I can imagine her as a manipulative rapist, blackmailing Mettaton for sex
>>
>>155225868
Or pedophila
>>
>>155223570
>>155223239
I love all the goats
>>
>>155225687
well, he's gone a longer time since the last incidence where he's flung fireballs at the kiddo. so that's a start.

>>155225703
actually, that might not be too bad an idea. i'll pour them a cup.
>>
>>155225927
>>155225868
no its toriel being a nerd
>>
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>>155225814
>>
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We posting good art now!
>>
>>155199470
Is there any straight Mettaton art out there?
>>
>>155224984
>maybe also mkidfag?
Still wrong. Muffetfag.
>>155225169
Thank you! You always provide the cutest and freshest spiders. Truly the work of a connoisseur.
>>
>>155225989
DO NOT DARE GIVE THE CHILD ALCOHOL
>>
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>>155226112
Is that a fucking Arrancar Toriel
>>
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>>155226112
>>
>>155226242
>8 limbs
>>
>>155226261
it's better than giving them fireballs!

at least it puts them to sleep, rather than giving them nightmares!
>>
>>155226348
>>
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>>155226112
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>>155226225
Mettaton fucking a girl?
There's some, especially on Tumblr, although you'd be hard-pressed to find any where he doesn't have a vagina too.
I did add this picture recently as well: http://imgur.com/CMsFt67

I can hunt around for more, or draw it up myself if you really want.
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>>155226429
you know what else gives children nightmares

fat
lazy
irresponsible
lying
hopeless
skeletons
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>>155224984
>botfag because I think I've seen this
Yes
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>>155226892
>draw it up myself if you really want.
Not him but I'm interested. Even though I mostly look at the gay stuff.
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>>155226986
not nearly as much as mad fire flinging goats do!

look at the kiddo. look at what you did to the kiddo.

sooner or later, they're gonna be reaching for that wine on their own because of you.
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You have 10 minutes to draw a fun situation.
Go.
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>>155226892
But Mettaton is canonically trans and has a cute transboy slit
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flirting with this goat in a cute non-sexual way!
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>>155227436
no amount of time will make me creative
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>>155227519
Agreed.
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>>155227408
Alright. Anything specific you want to see?
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Who do you want to save, Anon?
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>>155227741
myself
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>>155227741
Enough money to provide a stable post-retirement life

Also a goat
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>>155227741
I already saved them and got them a happy ending
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>>155227656
Not really, just not cuntboy.
Maybe mettadyne
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>>155227436
This is cruddy yet took way too long to draw.
Maybe using my phone ain't the best way to draw.
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>>155204804
Mettaton is Freddy Mercury confirmed
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>>155227741
Mary.
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>>155227741
Do I even have to say it?
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>>155227436
>"SURELY IF I JUST KEEP DIGGING, WE CAN REACH THE OTHER SIDE!"
>"that's not how it works, Papyrus."
>"NNNGAHHH!!! LET ME THROUGH! I CAN HANDLE THIS!"
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>>155227741
Gaster
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>>155226347
Wow I think you hit the nail on the head. Flowey too! What is even going on with Undyne and Papyrus?
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>>155226348
>It's even got Papyton

Everything is terrible here!
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>>155218402
U U U U
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>>155227519
>flirting with a kid
>non sexual

Just admit that you want to suck his shotadick and be done with it.
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>>155226112
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>>155227510
End yourself.
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>>155227519
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>>155228151
Gaster doesnt need saving. He's free
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>>155227656
Original here.
im a sucker for alphys x mettaton
If you could draw lewds of them it eould be perfect
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>>155228994
Seconding
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THE FLOWEY GOES ______
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>>155229289
blue board faggot
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>>155229313
"Please don't kill me"
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>>155229313
"give me your soul"
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>>155229313
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I have no idea who that character was
also does anyone have a better reference for nozomi tojo
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>>155229350
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THE TORIEL GOES ______
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>>155228669
But it's true, how could you forget

Alphys built Mettaton body and Mettaton said he wanted to be a cute boy and Alphys said no and made girl body instead because she was lesbian and wanted to rape Mettaton every day and night and then did and Mettaton was so sad and powerless and cried and then went to talk to Sans the genius superhero, who he feared and respected but knew he was the only one who could help but Sans said that "That faggot Alphys rigged it kiddo... She stole robot made by my dad and rigged it so if I try to fix you you gonna die kiddo..." and Mettaton cried and was sad and very powerless against the strength of the lizard
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>>155229652
booby
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>>155229652
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh
Oh
oh

fwwwwaushhhh
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>>155229652
>"m-muh child"
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>>155229652
right into the grave because she's useless
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>>155227436
Well there goes my 10 minutes.
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>>155229313
ARRIBA! ARRIBA! ANDELE! ANDELE!
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>>155229886
Kek, you're my favorite drawfag.
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I'm sad, write me a story about Papyrus
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>>155229715
What the fuck I hate Alphys now!
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>>155230081
Papyrus made frisk some spaghetti.
It was indescribable
The end.
>>155229715
Don't forget she traveled back in time and caused the extinction of the dinosaurs so she'd be the only lizard around.
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>>155230081
One day Papyrus was being nonverbal because of his autism and the other kids at school said "ha ha fucking retard" and Papyrus got so mad that he turned into a gaster blaster octopus and shot eighty million laser beams and Sans who was working fifty million jobs at once while crying to pay for Papyrus's diapers heard about it and he screamed and his power went out of control so he shot up the entire job
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>>155228138
What are they digging through?
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>>155230081
papyrus is fucking stupid, so stupid that he ran into traffic and died, the end.
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>>155230081
>Papyrus was helping Sans out with his usual silly lazy snowman pile, trying to scoop some snow onto him while Sans almost doses off, his mind full of hopelessness
>"SANS YOU LAZY BONES, WHY MUST I FINISH YOUR WORK FOR YOU?!" Papyrus says to his lazy brother who has his face full of snow and rocks
>"Cause, your my best bro, bro, and i know that in the end, you will do whats right. Or something." Sans replies, giving Papyrus a lazy hug on one of his big legs before going face first back into the snow, back off to dream of a world more happier than this one
>Papyrus sighs and pats his brother on the head, finishing up the snow pile into a small snow Sans, with a little note written underneath it in snow. "Made by the greatest and best-est brother around! The Great Papyrus
>Papyrus smiled to himself a big grin as he carried Sans back to there house, "I love you Sans, your the best brother in the whole world


the end
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>>155230032
Heh, Thanks.
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>>155230349
>Papyrus wants to dig to a place called 'CHINA'.
>He hears it's on the other side of the world.
>The monsters don't exactly know for sure if the barrier is completely encompassing.
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>>155227985
Yeah phones are pretty difficult to get much done with drawing wise unless you're already skilled. Not to say you couldn't improve while using it but it is difficult.
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>>155231054
Yeah, it's still better than my cruddy MSPaint drawings though.
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>>155192496
>pansexual
Such a stupid fucking term. You're either Asexual, straight, homosexual or bisexual. Those cover all of the sexual desires to genders. Very simple
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>>155227741
burgerpants
or maybe my bf
>>155229886
i don't know if i should save that
i am really tempted, but it's still bullying
good work, though
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>>155231286
>responding to a 10 hour old comment
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>>155229715
You're all memeing but you fail to remember
>Alphys let amalgamates to starve (as they can feel hunger) and be trapped for eternity
>Alphys was ready to cuck Undyne with Toriel just after she confessed to her
>Alphys cares about her social anxiety more than about you
>Alphys uses her superior (for a monster) intelligence to fool dumb monsters into fucking her
>Alphys even after breaking free wants to continue her basement dweller ways and is proud of herself
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>>155231286
>only two genders
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>>155227835
All but Asriel.
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>>155231493
>implying there are more than 2
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>>155231450
Since when did that matter? Nobody told him yet, so I had to.

>>155231493
Yes there are only 2 genders, please don't tell me you believe otherwise. Stop baiting me
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>>155229652
rawr
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>>155231529
I'm okay with that
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>>155231716
The person who arguably are one of the people who suffered the most and didn't deserve any of it, did not get saved.
>ok with it
Man, somethings wrong with you.
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>>155231865
Asriel died and I want to respect his last wish to take care of his parents, who are finally happy again, and let Frisk live their life.

I couldn't save him but I granted his final wish and helped him reedem himself and that's more then most people get
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>>155232134
>Asriel died
But he didn't, didn't you read all of what he said to you at the end. "Soon I'll turn back into a flower"
but he looses his emotions and his goat form.
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>>155230195
>>155230314
>>155230461
>>155230465
Thank you.
It only lack lewds to complete the image of /utg/ is
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>>155232257
depends on who is suppose to bone the papyrus
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>>155232257
Okay have a lewd.
>Papyrus ate some canned peaches
>He was wondering why anon was flustered by this
>THE END
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>>155232334
what if it's (You)
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>>155232237
That Asriel wasn't the real Asriel, it was an echo of a sad goat kid who lost his life in a misguided attempt to help his people. Nothing you do can ever return him to the way he was because the soulless flower IS his natural state and he was too kind of a person to hold on to the souls just for his own salvation.

I respect that
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Now that we're a year out from Undertale releasing, have there been any noteworthy instances of other indie games "inspired" by this one?

By the time FNAF was a year old we had dozens of cheap knockoffs, there have to be at least a few shitty "self-aware" rpgs floating around indiegogo or steam by now.
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>>155232334
actually it depends on which version of papyrus we are talking about
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>>155227436
singin in the rain
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>>155232583
Stanley's Parable


:^)
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>>155232583
I'm making a fan sequel if that counts.
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>>155232724
Spooky is that you?
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>>155232596
idk pick and choose

I got nothing better to do
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>>155232778
No, i'm some random fag who just joined the fandom in august.
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>>155232582
>That Asriel wasn't the real Asriel
That's like saying a depressed version of a person is not that same person anymore.

Point is, Asriel is still alive, a soulless flower with no positive emotions, also he should've been given a chance in life. Perhaps have souls from the fags that killed him for laying Chara down in the grass.
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>>155232862
annoying dog fucking swap papyrus
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>>155232938
Not him but if we're going to get technical Flowey is more like a clone of Asriel than the same person. The original Asriel is long dead.
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>>155229652
nuuuuuuuuu
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asriel dindu nuffin he a good sexy little boy stop saying he killed everybody! >_<
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>>155232334
>>155232862
to be thematical, edgegote fucking real Papyrus
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>>155230081
>Papyrus was getting worried about his brother Sans. He hadn't been doing well lately. He wouldn't pick up his socks and he'd eat too much. He'd often sleep late and act grumpy if woken up.
>As Papyrus got home he once again noticed Sans' socks scattered all across the living room with Sans nowhere to be seen.
>Papyrus was an upstanding citizen of the monster community and this time he would not stand for this.
>He climbed the stairs, knocked on Sans' door and yelled "SANS PICK UP YOUR SOCKS!"
>All he got as a response was heavy snoring
>"I won't just let this slide this time" Papyrus thought as he kicked Sans' door open and marched inside
>There he was asleep on the floor the lazy bum. Couldn't even be bothered to climb onto the bed.
>Papyrus kicked Sans awake while yelling about the sock problem.
>Sans roared in anger
>Roared
>Suddenly it hit Papyrus like a train of bricks
>Sans is a bear
>Immediately, the bear saw that Papyrus had finally seen through his charade. It took a menacing swipe at Papyrus
>Papyapa deftly avoided his claw and ran out of the room. The bear was soon in chase, crashing through the walls of the house as if they were made of paper. Papyrus jumped over the railing and ran out of the house. The bear followed, tossing scarfmouse aside like a ragdoll. The bear began to pursue Papya through Snowdin village. While Papyrus fought to get through the maze of monsters and snow, the bear simply careened its massive force through anything standing in its way. The bear was gaining fast! Papyrus had no other option but to run through the nearest building: Grillby's bar. Paparapa burst through the door, startling the drunken bunny from its nap. Immediately, the bear slammed through the wall, crushing a dog under its massive paw and burying several other guard dogs under wood and stone debris. Papra maneuvered through the chaos for the back exit. The dog guards were little more than a barking annoyance for the bear.
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>>155231417
>it's still bullying

Don't worry so much. He isn't being bullied. He's just a monkey trying to make it in the though world of show biz. He gets a banana as a reward for a hard days work.
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Update I did last night, so any fics that might've been posted during the day today aren't in the writebin yet.

What I've added:

>“Taste Test” NSFW – (Doogle fic, Toriel/Asgore, Toriel invites Asgore over to try out her newest pie recipe, but the ex-queen has different plans)
>“God of Hyperdeath Bad Endo thing” – (Frisk lost to Asriel and he became a god, Asriel/Frisk, Asriel wants to make Friks his queen)
>“Asgore finds Asriel's stash” - (MSPG fic, Asgore, Asriel, Asgore gets nosy and finds his son’s toy stash)
>“Overtale Side-Ops” – #2 The Nomad (Side story set in the same world as the “Overtale” fic)
>“Return of the King II: Electric Boogaloo” – (Toriel/Asgore, jokefic, anal vore)
>“chara burp fic” – (Chara, Asriel, burping, non-explicit vore, jokefic)
>“Bonely” – (Gaster/The Core, extoboners, Gaster fucks The Core, that’s it)
>“Light Blue Soul” – (A fic about the kid with the light blue soul)
>“Overtale” – Chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8
>“Drabble Collection” – (Metablook/Naptablook, soul cuddling, Undyne/Earthbound Kraken, cum inflation, Asriel’s guide on realistic digestion and scat)
>“After Hours” – (Doogle fic, Toriel/Asgore, The fic takes place in his Underhigh AU, and Teacher Tori decided to give Asgore a bit of a treat after school.)
>“JesusxAsriel” – (Asriel and Jesus have a heart to heart)
>“Letters to the Future” – #1-8 (Milka fic, As the first year on the Surface comes to a close, everyone writes a letter to their future selves, regarding their thoughts, experiences, aspirations, hopes and dreams so far.)
>“Chara burpfic” – (I’m getting worried, s’going in sfw for now unless something changes)
>“ ASRIEL IS A BOY ” – (Reader/Asriel, Reader convinces Asriel to transform into a girl, sex happens)
>“Ups and Downs” – (Doogle fic, Undyne/Alphys, Undyne and Alphys enjoy a nice night out on the boardwalk)
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when will /utg/ find peace and happiness
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>>155233248
continue
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>>155233441
I already do on a regular basis
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>>155233441
never.
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>>155233438
thank you for your work
and brace yourself, I'm back
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>>155233438
Thanks for your work pastebin anon
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So do I write subgoat and anon as middle aged companions or as young lovers
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>>155233438
aayy, good looking out, Pastebin Anon
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>>155233692
write asriel killing mspg
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>>155233692
Write them doing a suicide pact.
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Did he finally get to fuck the goat?
Is that why he's gone?
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>>155233149
the sad part is there are tons of faggots like this on Tumblr
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>>155233598
Welcome back then, friend. Always nice to see returning posters.

>>155233607
You're very welcome.

>>155233703
I do what I can to contribute. Thank you!

Oh, and there were some people I didn't respond to last night because I had went to sleep. I doubt those people will see this right now, but thank you and you're welcome!
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>>155232583
Not really. There are a few being made right now but they're all Undertale fan games and not just knockoffs really. A year isn't long enough to really make an rpg even if it is a cheap knockoff. You can probably make a jump scare game in that time though.
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>>155233692
shotas
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>>155229652
*crack*
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>>155233814
he died of syphilis
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Would you still love Asriel if he was a cow and not a goat?
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>>155229652
Baa
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>>155233991
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>>155233814
he died in the terrorist attacks
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>>155234075
I don't love him in the first place.
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>>155234075
I'd still not give a shit about him
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>>155234075
>cow
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Moo or Maa?
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>>155234464
Poke-maan
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>>155234075
Now when I think of it, was the word "goat" even dropped in the game?
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>>155233248
>>155233506
>Papyrus used the precious time these guard dogs had afforded him to make his escape into waterfall. He scrambled through a maze with dimming lights until he reached the hotlands. His plan was to do the steam jumping puzzle in hotlands then use the elevator to reach the core where he could run through the puzzles and perhaps get a jetpack ride from Mettaton.
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>>155234719
Gerson
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>>155234719
"is asgore a goat"
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>walk into kitchen at midnight
>see this
what do?
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>>155233825
not as obnoxious as chara dindus at least
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>>155234872
*offer ciggie
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>>155234872
Anyone got the pumpkin one of chara sneaking a choclate bar at night while asgore sneaks a pie behind toriels back?
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>>155234872
Get the fuck out of my house
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>>155235059
I have half of it
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i'm feeling like shit and i want to die
can we post comfy to end this thread?
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>>155235059
>>155235059
Gotchu senpai
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>>155235142
Thats the one. Anyone got the full one?
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>>155234872
I'd threaten him I will scream if he won't share
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>>155235179
Hope you feel better, anon.
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>>155235180
Ayy thanks fampi
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>>155234872
hug him
hug him a lot
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>>155233736
>>155233790
>>155233932
So like this?
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>>155235179
Extra special comfy ghosts coming right up.
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>>155235432
best answer
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>>155235179
Ok
Goodnight /utg/
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>>155235179
I don't know what you find comfy
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>>155234872
>"share that fucking pie you fat fuck"
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>>155235553
Good night botman.
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>>155235501
Why are ghosts so cute?
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Is the Monsters' culture influenced by other human culture(s)? or does they have a completely different culture of their own? or is it there too little information about it to be sure?
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I hope it's a comfy baby skelly
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>>155235934
Influenced somewhat by the literal garbage that falls down as well as the members of monsterkind old enough to remember humans, but also mostly its own thing.
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???
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that's it i'm blowing this popsicle stand
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>>155236062
no
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>>155234872
WHAT'S GOOD NIGGA
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>>155235179
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Alright utg, lets post images! But instead of just posting your favorite, post a picture of one of your lesser favorite and why you like it.

I just love his expression in this one, and the fact that every time I see it I can almost hear audible tiny evil (but cute) goat noises in my head
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>>155235974
I'm saving this
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>>155235179
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>>155236361
I like it because Chara is chopping mkid.
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Have you guys seen Papyrus' new gig?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGPpXSH6xyo
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>>155236041
I know that, but what about the monsters' culture before the war and the barrier?
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>>155236361
I hate Toriel but I found this yesterday and meant to give it to the momfags so why not...here you go momfags
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>>155236361
This is one of my favorite scenes in undertale. Despair.
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>>155236361
Not really a fan of MKid, but god damn if this isn't a cute image.
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>>155236361
I don't like this goat that much, but damn are some images of him just too adorable
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>>155236482
Not enough information to guess.
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>>155235338
>>155235501
>>155235553
>>155235676
>>155235850
>>155236281
>>155236393
those are all good
also i just received a message and now it's all good, i'm feeling better
thanks guys, have one image too
>>
Holy fuck.

We made it another day, guys.
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>>155236361
Toriel is growing on me and I liked the curly fluff
>>
>>155236791
i can't believe it.
>>
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>>155236614
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>>155236361
I really fucking hate this kid but goddamn he looks so fucking cute here
he looks like he's going to go out trick or treating and his parents made him a neat costume
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>>155236797
welcome
>>
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I like Alphys, but I suppose for maincast she's on the lower end. This picture is quite cute, love the dress.
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>>155236361
It's peaceful.
>>
>>155237053
This was meant for this
>>155236361
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>>155236361
she's dying
>>
remember when alphys used mettatons bomb to kill gaster and infused sad feelings in sans to get him depressed forever?
really makes you think, huh
>>
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I stumbled upon a non-jpeg version of this image if anyone wants it.
>>
>>155237202
all just because gaster and sans grabbed her on the way home from school double teamed her to make a son brother
what a fucking ungrateful whore
>>
>>155237331
RUINS CLOSED
DUE TO DT
>>
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>>155237202
don't forget when she lobotomized papyrus so he couldn't take the royal scientist position either
>>
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Remember when asgore killed six kids.
>>
is it bad that I only have fun in these threads when I'm swapping dumb shitposts with people
>>
>>155237620
all because alphys used 10 years of her life to architect the most evil plan to end asgore's life
what a lizard whore
>>
>>155237620
did you even play the fucking game

that was alphys, she killed those kids and framed asgore so that toriel wouldn't come back
>>
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>>155237694
nah
it's okay
>>
reminder that post tp alphys builds a time machine, visits a human village during the pre-barrier era, and single-handedly sets off the war between monsters and humans with her garbage personality
>>
>>155238065
she doesn't build a time machine, she steals one from sans, but otherwise correct
>>
>>155238065
Reminder that alphys fixes gaster's dimension travelling machine and travels to OUR world to make the game undertale under the name "toby fox" so that she can shitpost about herself on an internet forum.
Absolutely despicable.
>>
>Reading a non-undertale fic
>A character says kiddo
>instantly think of the daddy sans poster
Fuck you guys
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>>155238236
>Alphys is real
>none of the other characters are

at least I can kill her with my own bare hands
>>
new thread when
>>
reminder that stupid fucking whore bitch lizard vored my precious shotagotebro when they went out to pick daisies and made up an elaborate narrative about being killed by the people to break up asgore and toriel and is the reason I dont have my precious adoring underage sub shotagotebro to kiss and violently cummygive/inflate at all hours of the day and for that she deserves death
>>
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last for bot
>>
>>155238381
daddy sans promised I could throw a slumber party this weekend!
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>>155238381
>>
>>155238424
Joke's on you if you kill her she can't make any of the other characters real either.
If you love your waifu you have to spare alphys.
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>>155238518
No
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>>155238518
Got a source?
>>
howw do you waste your morning , afternoon /utg/
>>
>>155238710
pokemon battles or shitpost here
>>
>>155238710
Shitpost here or play vidya.
>>
>>155238567
but what if alphys is my waifu
>>
>>155238710
persponaly im goggna go sdlopomng
>>
>>155238913
Then you're already dead.
>>
>>155238710
i come here and also i think of really awful fantasies involving my favorites.
>>
>>155238916
mhmm i see and what are your qualifications for this position?
>>
>>155238710
lurk here and check twitter with breakfast
go for a light jog
slap my game face on and go to work
>>
how long am I supposed to microwave a poptart
>>
>>155239441
Until it's done.
>>
>>155239506
but how do I know it's done
>>
I am happy that we haven't gotten to hsg levels of shitposts yet.
>>
>>155239441
about 20 seconds m8 depending on your microwave
>>
>>155239564
When it's had enough.
>>
>>155239441
you dont... you put it in a... just leave it in there for 20 minutes, should be good
>>
Asgore
>>
>>155239634
>>155239678
I'm getting mixed messages here
>>
>>155239810
dont listen to that dumbass, its 20 seconds for a poptart. I know these things. It's also 500 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop
>>
>>155239810
Also put a tiny bit of butter on it
it's pretty good
>>
>>155239810


You use
them as fuel
>>
New bread?
>>
>>155239941
>butter on a poptart
Smells American in here.
>>
>>155239810
PUT IT IN A FUCKING TOASTER
>>
>>155240042
If no one else is making one, I'll do it.
>>
>>155239941
I'm not putting butter on a fucking poptart, I'm making a sandwich

>>155240096
ooh la la mister fancypants over here
>>
>>155240183
TOASTERS ARENT EVEN FANCY GOD I HATE YOU GUYS
>>
WHERE IS THE NEW THREAD
>>
>get home just now
>see thread
>no one mentioned that it's literally 1337
>>
>>155240305
Here:

>>155240334
>>155240334
>>155240334
>>
>>155240303
look at this rich piece of shit with his fancy gadgets
not everyone is made of money
>>
hi
>>
>>155242864
shutup nerd
>>
>>155243102
I SAID SHUTUP, NERD
>>
NEVER
>>
I KNOW HOW TO SHUT YOU UP
*smooches you*
>>
hi
>>
>>155244350
why anon
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