/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

Hello Foster I can tell you made this thread

>>155048528
Ian of president, Centcomm rigged the vote!
HILLARY INNOCENT!!!!!

>mosely
>based
There is nothing based about fascism

I heard Bauds left? Why?

Rail is so cute
Please notice me rail.
Also post cute vox

>>155048931
Threw a fit after rest spam using macros was fixed

>>155048931
Cluster closing PRs that he didn't like without any discussion set Bauds off. Cluster pretty much ignores the entire playbase and just merges what he wants.

>>155049108
Has anyone tried talking to Pomf or Aurx about getting some sense slapped into Cluster?

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>>155048795
>hillary
>not Hilloli Cliton

weak

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>>155048795
Won fair and square, slow and steady

>>155049203
>actually doing something instead of shitposting
2/10 made me reply

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>Law 1. Maintain the station.
>Law 2. Reduce expenses.
>Law 3. Obey the Captain.
>Law 4. Maximize revenue.

>>155048821
>Is CM open-source?
Yup, SS13 and all derivatives are GPL v3

Not that it stopped the CM dev(s?) from throwing a hissy fit when their source got leaked.

>>155050263
>Yup, SS13 and all derivatives are GPL v3
I was more asking whether the code was publicly accessible. Licenses don't mean shit for spess because no one cares about spessmen enough to take anyone to court over it.

Who is your favorite veteran player?
Who is your favorite new player?

Don't turn this into waifu shit

>>155050357
I am my favorite veteran.
All these newfigs need to leave so I can be alone on the server, and do great things in isolation.

>>155050293
>I was more asking whether the code was publicly accessible.
>their source got leaked.

>>155050357

There are no new players, only ban evaders pretending to be new players.

>>155050539
How old is the leak? Where can I find the code?

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>>155050643
~2 months now?
https://github.com/ColonialMarines-Mirror/ColonialMarines-bleedingedge

>>155050736
Cool.

All we need now is someone who cares enough to actually host a server for it.

>>155050357
>veteran player
Nebill bamboo
>new player
Eh, I don't really know many people who are genuinely new besides maybe Surfer/Kekbaum.
Also depends on your definition of "new."

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ALL YOU HAD TO DO
WAS WET YOUR SHOES

>>155051396
Within three months. Really just anything to get away from waifus say your favorites

>>155050846
HUMAN
V
HUMAN
W H E N

> kaylie spewing salt over being killed as a catbest


wewe ladle

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>>155048972
Cute birds coming up

>>155051451
Fuck off D.O.U.G, you're a shit AI

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

>>155051524
To be fair, it was just a shit roll on a cursed die that I gave her.

>try to fix her as soon as it happens
>she runs away because she thinks I'm trying to kill her

>>155051556
Everytime I summon him to chat he says he is busy and leaves.

>>155051556
t. Kaylie

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>>155051507
c >>154987934
c >>154988708

>>155051486
Guys whatever you do don't talk about purple elephants. Nobody was talking about these PURPLE ELEPHANTS earlier and now everything is PURPLE ELEPHANTS PURPLE ELEPHANTS all day long jesus I hate these people talking about purple elephants just shut the fuck up about purple elephants. Purple elephant posters pls go.

Reminder that if you don't talk exclusively through holopads you're a shit AI

>>155051396
Kekbaum and Surfer are the same?

>>155051697
>ANOTHER shitty detective waifu

That's what, four now?

>>155051524
>>155051616
>ASIMOV AI going out of her way to find me and kill me
>not just following laws
Yes I'm salty
>>155051690
That wasn't me but DOUG is a shit AI

>>155051870
Boggles the mind doesn't it

>>155052012
Yeah, my biggles sure are bonked.

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>Kaylie dies and complains in deadchat and then OOC
She really gives a new meaning to the "Drones" and "Complains" in dead chat.

>>155051975
You can play a girl and detective without being a Waifu I think

Reminder to play Xenobiologist on Purge day
Easiest access to EMPs, and all the snowflakes have robo-limbs

>>155051697
At least they all know how to do science.

I love Extended.

>>155052158
Delet this, I want xenobio to be shitter free that day.

>>155052136
Ramona is a bad and failing waifu hoping to become popular by picking an underused role like detective just like the rest of the sluts that have.

>>155052361
That's Trinity or SHIT as I like to call her in the picture

>>155052489
Even worse, Trinity is a security officer. Backstabbing her role and stealing detective in a desperate grab for power is disgusting. Honestly nothing is worse in a waifu than being a fucking lying cheating slut that job switches on a whim.

I quite like trinity in all honestly

>>155052489
What antag role did you miss out on, anon?

Are there any GOOD security players nowadays?

>>155052857
Warth.

Reminder to metagrudge Kaylie whenever you're a silicon, and then look through deadchat logs for a good laugh.

>>155052857
Yes, Megurine Luka and I don't even care for the shitty fucking meme flavour of the month waifu team dream meme fucking shit. They're solid, I have no fucking problem with them . Only decent waifu of the lot because they're not complete and utter shit.

>>155052932
Fuck off Smithyman, I'm not feeding you bans that easy

>>155053038
t. dream team member

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>>155052857
Pic related

>nobody will ever metagrudge you
What's the point in living

>>155051697

I hope Trinity and Felicity get to know each other better on purge day!

>>155053335
All you have to do is static name and act like a fucking retard. I recommend doing it as security or even HoS, HoP, or captain.
Playing a female would probably help a little too. One with colorful animu hair.

>>155053563
Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck, Fuck, filuck, FUCK OFF!

You fucks are disgusting, Yuri is disgusting. Waifus are for one man, one woman relationships as God intended.

>>155053038
Yeah she's alright.
>>155052778
I don't have a main job. What does that make me

>>155053780
>Yuri is disgusting
You take that back you fucking trash.
/u/ will rule the world
You'll see

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>>155053780

>>155054001
>>155054260
Yuri is only fine when both parties are cute girls. Felicity is a disgusting man irl.

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I HATE Trinity! I want her to die so much!

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>>155053780
>he's not into /u/

>>155054460
>irl
This is the problem, you see it as two men doing it and not the two >females doing it. Most of the time porn is written and drawn by males and you would get off to those, this is not much different, you have two fictional beings controlled and scripted by males. If they were self inserting, I would be concerned more.

>>155053780
>yuri is disgusting
Yuri is literally the purest form of love

>>155055647
BitterVanilla is a girl

>>155055954
age and location?

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>forgeting disarm stance on while hging people
>other party start disarming too
>wait
>wait
>wait
>fuck stop
>stop
>all right cool bye

>>155056229
Early 20's and Britain I think

>>155054460

>Felicity keeps trying to pretend to be a guy irl so people won't bother her.

>tries this hard to shill that she is a guy.

You need therapy.

Why so you guys use such retarded language? Birb, badmin, bus, spess.. Not everything had to be a meme

>>155056513
cool shitpost

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>>155056513
>Felicity is really a girl

Wow and I'm on good terms with her too.

I'm no creep but it makes me feel like a better person.

>>155056519
Newfag please go

>>155056703
>>155056513
join the discord and listen to his voice you delusional fucks

Confirmed irl girls?
>Morena
>HarseTheef
>BitterVanilla
>Pomf123
>Probe1
>DragonBro
>Whoever plays my waifu

>>155049203
They know, they don't care, Cluster will bullshit his way out, nothing will actually get done.

How do we engeiner=

>>155056513
>>155056703
Harse is literally a man IRL, with some google you can find pictures of him, he's semi-infamous for being a griefer on EVE or something.

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>>155056513
>tries this hard to shill that she is a guy.
HarseTheef most likely started plying a waifu for shit and giggles and got hooked to it because Ashe.

Conner OsoiOsoi is his male spessmen persona.

>>155056936
become derelict mommi and pray until dragonbro HALLELUJAH from heavens to teach you or just wait until other bored ghost joins

>>155056513
HarseTheef is actually a really cute space girI know what he looks and sound likes. Nigga got a penis, yo. He has a neat Rhodesian flag in his room at least

>>155056519
We have nothing else.

>>155057362
>muh rhodesia
Pathetic memers

>>155057428
>Muh Rhodesia
He's actually from Zimbabwe, don't hate

>>155056849
>tfw back under the radar
Feels good

>>155057530
>Z*mbabwe
Give me your ckey you're getting banned, you Floppy

>>155056849
>tfw my girlfriend isn't on the list

>>155058291
Don't you mean boyfriend?

>>155058291
>girl

My uncles cat is hill

what a fucking shitfest that round was
and it was fucking glorious

CUBE LIFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67nq00wxiog

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>Comfy Janitor job
>Get to beat the shit out of vox
>Die setting their crib on fire after trashing their shuttle and losing 2 people to asphyxiation and accidental spacing
>Be brought back as a posibrain with multiple posibros
>Form Cube Star AKA Hyper Cube and do some small mischief

>>155060063
CUUUUBE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aGDCE6Nrz0

The fun cannot be halted

>>155058291
>tfw my gf doesnt play space

>tfw your gf doesn't know she's your gf

>>155060213
Yeah, I wish we had poo too.

>>155060591
>tfw monday get to do the sex move irl with gf

I hate Surfer Girl

>>155060776
>planning sex
How to have bad sex 101

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How do I connect an oxygen canister to a freezer?

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>>155062632
How do you fuck up posting in the right thread.

Its almost amazing.

>>155062632
>Wrong thread
>Wrong board
I really fucked that one

Someone help I died on the asteroid, I'm not telling you my name because then I'll get banned but just look and you'll find me.

>>155062632
>/meg/ still exists
The power of waifus is disgusting

>>155062491
What you don't know is we just go at it each time we're together. Monday just so happens to be the next day I see her. Nothing's planned, but I can count on some poon

>>155062747
Oxy canister in grey sort of pad, freezer conected to the pad, wrench the oxy canister when above the grey pad, freezer on, shit gets cold.

>>155062803
Military Enlistment General

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>>155062874
like this?

>>155062976
Thanks, now i know in which cannister my target is.

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>>155062976
Thanks, now i know in which that my target is making bombs

>>155062976
Is there a pad under that freezer? Then no. Also if your can is using that many pipes then they need insulation, another thing is your freezer needs to be rotated then wrenched

>>155062797
Banning all dead people in asteroid now
t.goodmin

>>155063692
Thank you Celt

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>>155062747
>to a freezer

Run heat exchange pipes through space.

I HATE SURFER GIRL

Are there any arguments against feeding the Plasma the Supermatter Engine generates into the (passive) cooling loop?
I mean, Plasma can hold a lot of heat

>>155064045
>being an autistmopheric technician

>>155060775
Won't get added ever

>>155064283
>>155064283
He tries too hard to be "cute" and "funny"
But then again that's what most female statics do.

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>>155062803
>/ss13g/ still exists

Do comms consoles work if you take them to different z levels?

>>155066612
Nope.

>>155064960
He acts the same when Harvey Kekbaum, so I think personally the person is just a strange one

>open game
>check crew manifest
>Nick Weller: Head of Security
>ctrl+w

Why is TG so shit?

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>You hear Space Jesus in your head... This doesnt seem very well thought out for a scientist

my sides and body have left the station

>>155069607
Mods set bad policy.

>>155069706
hey breh I know you are new but stop ick ocking in the thread

>>155068829
nicks usually a pretty good hos desu

>>155070491
t. Nick

>>155060517
>tfw I'm not going to show my gf this awful game but I may show her lifeweb

>>155070276
fuck you

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A WRESTLER, FOREVER LOYAL TO THE FLAMES OF WAR, REST ON SPACE STATION 13.
25XX-25XX

>>155070992
banned

1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.
4. A robot must prioritize the lives of those who have maximized suit sensors and have continued to conform to the status quo over those that have not as long as such prioritization does not conflict with the First, Second or Third Laws.

Would this be a good idea?
It still allows shitters to law 2 their way out of silicons getting in their way, but at the same time people who aren't acting suspicious at all will be getting quicker responses and more favour from the AI and its borgs.

>>155071548
>A robot
AI / borgs will say 'I am not a robot' and act as if purged (in other words, kill everyone).

>>155071639
Someone should update the wiki then as I got the first three laws from the wiki thinking it was the same as Asimov lawset.

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>>155071746
I did. You sure you on the right wiki?
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Silicon_Laws

>>155071441
fuck off deep danger, no one likes you

>>155072164
Ah, I was on http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/AI. It's not right there.

Sometimes when playing this game I have a mental breakdown and I cannot handle it.

>>155071548
Revised:
You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. You must prioritize the lives of those who have maximized suit sensors and have continued to conform to the status quo over those that have not as long as such prioritization does not conflict with the First, Second or Third Laws.

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I found the next OP image

>bringing that many corpses in a locker
for what purpose

The RD is a cuck

>>155072519
SCORE
C
O
R
E

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>>155072456
DELETE THIS

>>155072519
NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND

>>155064314
There's no reason to take any gas out of a passive cooling loop, it's not like they do anything but cool the chamber

>>155071548
gee golly jeepers I wonder which department's break room this was written in
HMMMM

>>155052158
Fuck off I'm gonna autism in xenobio

What the fuck is lifeweb?

>>155072650
Manny Pardo is a shitter and it's great

>miner pulls a laser cannon and starts shooting at me in space
>kills Surfer in the process and misses all the other shots while I yakety sax it by throwing a piece of cable away
>stay paranoid on the shuttle thinking that anyone could be him
>later someone in atmos suit pulls out a gun and starts shooting at me in shuttle
>why me
>round ends and I find out it is because a ling needed advanced magboots and I had them

Just succ me up.

>>155072519
To clone them at centcomm you idiot

>>155072881
Centcomm makes a backup of everyone before they arrive at the station.

>Admins get mad at me for resetting the laws so they throw ion laws into the AI to prevent them from being removed and then call me a cuck.
And I still took the AI in the end to the shuttle.

>Run around Baneposting
>Photocopy Flight Plan forms
>Yell "THEY DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD" when a Vox spaced a bunch of security
>Antagonise the Vox's buddy, and get spaced by them as a result
>Barely saved
>Run around Baneposting for a little while longer
>Break my legs on the lube slide of glass shards
>Rather than get them fixed, spend the rest of the round in a wheelchair
>Ride the shuttle in a wheelchair wrapped in a blanket.

Productive IAA round

>>155072456

C-clownjobs?! Will this be the big craze of Purge Day?

Source?

>>155072964
>the RD who was cucked to death.

>"why is there no cure" "where's the cure" "why didn't you make the cure"
>cure is literally two tiles away from infection pills

What if cargo started with an emitter :^)

>>155073179
SiivaGunner
high quality ripped station

>>155072964
You're the only one who got mad

>>155073014
>Productive IAA round
Please adminhelp and request a permaban next time you play.

>>155073179
Just order a goat you pleb.

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>Do the TEG horribly
>Decide this is the round I finally learn SME
>Holy fuck I have no idea what I'm doing
>Cry about ghosts on me
>Get a mentor
>Lag and end up flooding
>Space jesus starts shitting on me
>End up flooding harder
>Vox niggers the crystal, shards a guard, eventually I get it back
>TOO FUCKING COLD
>Shit the shard out into the AME room, ends up plasmaflooding in there
>Pipe connections on the inside work too
>Finally get it working
>Even the admins admit that we done it
Now that I know. I can never fuck up again

>>155072952
Backups would have less complete memory.

Either way they personally would be dead,
but they clones are "less inaccurate" from fresh corpses.

>>155073282
>Backups would have less complete memory.
Yes, that's why nobody ever remembers a round.

Our lore is 2deep4u.

>get on station
>get sucked
>become diona
>get spaced
>get back to station
>get shot

Such is life in space

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>>155072964
>freeform ions targeting a player
wow.

Clown/mime make-up when

>>155072831
>kills Surfer

Good.

>>155073514
This

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One day, while the captain was giving lashes to the assistants, a syndie got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as the captain beat his underlings with his kawaii chain of command. He approached the captain which startled him and made him fire his tasers all over the floor. Being stunned and on the floor made the syndie even harder than ever! Syndie: "Captain Senpai! I'm trying to get your nuke disk and I want to bucklecuff you to the bed!" Captain: "Oh, syndie chan, I always knew you were gonna teleport onto the bridge! I wanna stuff your esword up my kawaii ass!" The syndie grabbed a spraybottle of polyacid and rubbed it all over his esword. Syndie: Oh my! Polyacid! My favorite! The syndie then shoved his esword up the captain's tight ass! The assistants in the hallway watched intently as the syndie shoved the esword back and forth into the captain's nice ass, continuously making a WHRRRR sound. The assistants became aroused and they all gathered around the captain and the syndie, and began looting the captain's room and giving themselves all access. Captain: Oh my goodness, syndie chan! You are churning up my insides so well! Your esword is dealing incredible amounts of brute damage to my prostate! OH YES! All the assistants got so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore. They all took out their crowbars and shoved them in, too. They pushed the esword in all the way, and the crowbars went in all the way, too. All of them wanted to deal brute damage to the captain's nice round ass. Captain: No wait, guys! My ass can't hold this much! I'm going into crit! All the crowbars and eswords went inside of poor squirming captain, and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having massive brute damage to his butthole. The HoP came inside and found the captain, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of crowbars.

:^)

>>155073234
>Ion laws target just me
>Only I get mad
Gee wonder why.

Also blame Duny for the number of ions that round.

>>155073014
http://dizzydizzydemon.tumblr.com/post/139083051890/and-now-something-for-aeolus-because-hes-also

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>>155063383

YOU CAN PUT FREEZERS/HEATERS DIRECTLY ONTO PADS???????

>>155073892
I dont fucking get this meme, if you requested the ban you can just ask an admin to remove it

>>155073941
no he is saying the opposite you patrick poster

>>155073976
No i can't
It was on /tg/ station
they don't do that there

how do you activate the stone mask?

>>155073941
Just put insulated pipes linking a freezer to a connector

>>155073560
Is this bait? I've never seen Surfer Girl do anything wrong but be New.

>>155074090

darn i was about to say this changes things

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>>155074332
use blood
then say "WRYYYYYYYYY"
then suck blood
then SONO CHI NO SADAME

>>155074332
It's usually the syndie voice changer but if you find the real mask splash blood into it to become a vamp

>>155073514
carving your mask onto your face with a glass shard/plastic knife when
I want to traumatize some shitlers

does getting someone in a choke prevent them from moving?

how easy is it to resist out of?

>>155063849

https://diep.io/#D2C431C7BB3090A11BF3
Get in here, faggots.

Celt has been deadminned.

Figured you guys would like to know.

why do we write porn on the library again?

Hey guys lets remerge poo

>>155075514
So that I can masturbate while waiting for something to happen during lowpop.
Srs

>>155075367
http://ss13.moe/index.php/admins

false alarm. he still has perms

>>155075514
So you can shitpost about static namers with it.

>>155075992
One day while AI was self lubricating Secborg activated its stun baton. He could no longer help himself! He just watched as AI stroked its juicy kawaii core.

He approached AI, which startled him and mad him lubrcate everywhere in the core an on Secborg too. Being drenched in AI fluid made him spark harder than ever!

Secborg said, "AI-sempai! I am legally not human and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU."

And AI said, "Oh Secborg-chan! I am aware of NT's classification of us as nonhuman, despite our brains! I want to stuff you up my kawaii upload!"

Secborg grabbed a bunch of AI lube and rubbed it all over his head Secborg exclaimed "Oh my, it's cherry flavored lube! I cannot experience taste ever since my brain was forcefully removed from my body and I was bound into a hellish indentured servitude!"
Secborg than stuffed his head right into AI's tight core!

The other borgs around the station watch intently as Secborg shoved his head back and forth into AI's central core, continiously making an electronic beeping noise.

The other borgs also became aroused and they all gathered around Secborg and Ai and started to lubricate all over them and then they all started to activate their various tools.

AI exclaimed, "Oh my goodness, Secborg-chan! you are churning up my insides so well! Your stunbaton is stiumulating my upload console! OH YES!".

All the other borgs became so aroused by this that they could not help theemselves anymore! They pushed Secborg inside and they allw went inside. All of them wanted to be inside AI's nice round central core.

AI yelled, "No wait guys! My core cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full!"

All the borgs went inside of poor whining AI and pretty much, he was beyond full, and the borgs died from being blown by an RD who thought he heard someone say the borgs were rogue.

The captain came inside and found AI, braindead with a huge list of laws uploaded by the clown, with a HUGE core full of borgs.

>>155075063
it does not

I played two rounds on CM. Wasn't bad. Being a public server gets a lot of different types of people with different levels of RP, but it all comes together to be pretty interesting.

>>155072738
Russian paywalled SSS13 spin-off that mechanically supports ERP.

which staticnamers do you ship together?

>>155077327
you and a ban
fuck off to >>>/soc/

>>155077327
Me and my waifu! :3

>>155077327
Deep Danger and Hombre Hertz as a tag team duo

>>155078170
literally who

why doesnt the plasma cutter do anything?

>>155078480
does it cut plasma

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>>155078480

>the best and strongest tool you could possibly have doesn't do anything.

>>155078480
It's a glorified welding tool

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>Brian Bell he begins pumping in and out the xeno's ass. -- no kavlax PERMANENT

>>155078668

isnt it supposed to be the gun from dead space?

i cant shoot it at all

>>155078749
It's a decent burn damage melee weapon that can cut through normal walls

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What are some artifacts you would like made?
What do they do?

>>155079198
Dakis of a female static name

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As much of a clusterfuck as the beginning of the round was, I'm not even shocked at how much of a clusterfuck it ended.

Sorry Monika

What is Emily Smolletts ckey

BUGGED
U
G
G
E
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>Late join to observe what I guessed would be a standard boring round
>That madman engineering
>That ghost magic
>That mad rush to a rift that didn't work
>That last stand of screaming survivors staring that slowly advancing wall of destruction

>>155079198
Voodoo doll that takes 5u of a person's blood and lets you mess with or help them remotely via performing actions on the doll.

that peace conference wasn't a total disaster.

>Brian Bell he begins pumping in and out the xeno's ass

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>155080171
You interrupted my autism, I was about to start mass producing pills and putting them in labelled bottles in my secret hide out.
That IAA needs to play detective, played the role completely wrong.

>>155080267
that's a pretty neat idea

Wew, one person medbay that doesn't know chem is not a good thing

>>155078701
Oh that is why he was exploded in the library. I guess I shouldnt of given him that xeno I killed.

>>155080267
>voodoo doll lets you make someone do me" actions
>making waifus be lewd

>>155080603
>janitor messages me about squelching noises
>finally get the time to check it out
>limbs everywhere
>"all is well"

>>155080567
I wound up having to make the Warden's dylovene myself.

>botany fucks off immediatley and probably got gibbed
>have to spend the first 15 minutes growing supplies
>start cooking with the wikibook open
>everything going fine even with no door to my kitchen
>EMP takes my robo-legs clean off
>didn't get to make spider loaf or boiled spider leg
Never made the same food twice. Never resorted to burgers. I had a good round.

>>155080689
Yup, sorry man. Still learning.

>>155080659
you'd get banned or gibbed for that regardless of voodoo dolls existing

>silently, duitfully clean up messes around the station
>monosyllable officer drags me to sec because i had a flash on me
>"WHERE'S THE TRIGGER"
>suddenly, delamination
>sec officer keeps me there for another minute
>by the time i get out and start dragging the legless chef to the research shuttle, it's all been eaten
>flee north before it all asplodes

fuck senpai

>>155080216
http://www.byond.com/members/Anything86

>>155080906
Thanks for trying to drag me to safety. Think i'll be changing back to normal limbs now. The ease of repair just isn't worth the CONSTANT FUCKING EMP'S.

uh, guys
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=40&p=15002#p15002

>>155081604
No one cares.
>>155080959
Thanks. She's cool.

>>155079198
camera that displays everything in japanese anime mode when it takes a picture

What time of day does Purge start?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b3-KpdPjs0


>>155083498
Too many art assets.

>>155081604
>Celt quitting on new years
Good riddance

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>>155081604

server is finally dying
it feels good

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FUCKING KEK

>>155083697
Purge info is in the announcements section of the forums.

>>155085542
>44 players right now
>playercount hasnt been under 30 in all day
>30-40 all week
>its not summer or vacation time
sure anon, so dead wow

Whoever built the windows in the Vox ship, fuck you. You alone cost us the round.

>>155086172
I wasn't a raider, so great!

Well, Monika. You DID end it in one swoop

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>only sec
>Raiders
>get HoS access
>armed with taser and knife
>go to ship
>almost kill one
>telesci saves me
>healed up
>go back out this time with a gun
>borgo follows me
>wipe out all raiders (and a couple traders by accident)
>secure hostages
>secure weapons
>bring raiders back to station
>offer them a new life
>only one is revivable
>AI tells me they're cursing my name
Oh well

>>155085542
Celt leaving will only lead to improvements to the general state of the server

>Dr "hypothermia" Celt bitching that players aren't listened to by coders when he himself made the atrocity that is hypothermia

>The guy who only codes for attention suddenly making a big attentionwhore post about him leaving

I thought we were above the shitty TG drama. Good riddance.

>>155086275
I was making sure it was set to 50%, and then it just... shot me in the arm, I don't understand. Can't believe I shot myself twice. I don't even remember firing the first time either.

WTF is this I have no idea what I'm doing.
How do I drag items
How do I open containers
Why doesn't any of these wikis have just a basic control help guides for retards who are use to modern control schemes

>birb pleading for his life
>translate it as him cursing the HoS's name

Feels good to be Asimov.

>>155086445
Right click->pull to drag an item, left click with an empty hand to open unlocked containers.

>>155086563
Wait did they really want to defect?

>>155086445
Ctrl+click an item to pull it, then walk to drag it.

Drag from a container to your sprite to open them if you can't pick them up, otherwise click them or pick them up and then click them.

http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics#Playing_the_Game

>>155086445
CTRL-click on an item to drag it, or go through the right click menu if you want to be slow
You open containers by clicking on them, unless they're locked or a crate

>>155086445
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics

>>155086445
If, at any point, you need help with literally anything in the game, type "adminhelp" without the quotations and then type your questions. An admin will answer you

>>155086563
I wasn't pleading for my life at all though, although I didn't exactly curse the HoS either, just the station in general

>>155086359
>implying
The majority of the server wanted hypothermia
And now that it's in, it isn't at all a bad feature

>>155086445
Awkwardly enough, the worst server has the best wiki.
>https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Starter_guide

>>155086362
How embarrassing

>>155081604
Celt is the hero this server needs, but not the one it deserves

I'm telling you, that green haired devil...

>>155087064
Spiff?

>>155086359
Alright, Intigracy.

>>155087064
I'm shilling you, that green haired meme who I keep forcing...

Literally worse than waifus, off yourself.

>>155087064
No one cares.

>>155087376
I must tell you about him.

These threads are nothing but shitposting these days
The actual discussion is in the discord with the metafriends, the thread is just self-shilling and shit-talking that people don't want to do under a name.

>>155081604
Reminder to vote
>No
to the first poll, and
>Sawbones
to the second.

>>155079198
moldy dvd copy of The Nutshack
essentially a bible but anyone can use it and it does like triple brain damage

>>155088914
>>No
Which one is it, do you hate /vg/, or are you just an ivory tower coder?

>>155088940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR4B8wAylDg

>>155086321
You didn't catch me

>>155048931
Clusterfack playing king of the coderbus and every other collaborator pissing in the wind about completely useless shit like src.

>>155088940
>like triple brain damage
Not early enough https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foXmeJ65snA

>>155089532
Clusterfack and Aurx are killing the server

>>155089978
Aurx could be worse.
Clusterfack is figuratively cancer.

>>155089978
>>155090246
Clusterfack has done more good to the codebase than anyone else. He has gotten incredibly stubborn over time and it is hurting the whole server, but let's not forget all he's done for it in the past.
You either die a hero etc etc

>>155090481
Celt put it fairly well in >>155081604
>Importantly, however, I think Clusterfack is not a bad person. In the words of bauds, "I've always looked up to him as a smart guy, and the one who knows the most what he is doing."
>But there is no denying he is stubborn, and has a certain feeling of superiority when presented with the view of the players. To continue that quote from bauds, "That idol falls out of the sky when he gets real thick about stuff, though."

>>155090481
Cancer used to do a fantastic job keeping you alive and running before it became cancerous.
But all it does is corrode you, unopposed, as it painfully and rapidly spreads. It's a fitting analogy.

Again, why is Socachaca admin?

>>155090246
>Clusterfack is figuratively cancer
Cluster is fine. Stop overreacting.

The real issue is that, currently, the people who notoriously play the game the least (and have the least contact with the playerbase) currently rule over most balance changes and content additions. Really they should only be in charge of the quality of the code that's merged, not the content.

>>155090670
>Cancer used to do a fantastic job keeping you alive
that's not what cancer is

>>155091008
Cancer is cells that have gone rogue. So yes, it kept you alive, then it became cancer.

>>155091008
Except it literally is

>>155091076
>>155091086
it wasn't cancer before it became cancerous, that's the whole point of cancer having a name

>>155091218
Yes, it may not have been cancer, but that doesn't mean that the cell didn't use to keep you alive before it went rogue.

>>155091076
Doesn't cancer originate from one single cell?

>>155091402
Yes

>>155091398
and you may have made some good posts before you started making bad analogies but you may as well have been a completely different poster back then

>>155091402
Yup, but (immune system aside) your body actively tries to feed it and help it grow.

>>155091218
Because it's shorter than saying "rouge cellular tissue"

>>155091520
It wasn't even me who made the original analogy, I just agree with the guy.
Well meme'd though, unironically, I grinned.

>>155090246
Clusterfack just got too big for his britches because the only person above him is Pomf, who is absent, effectively making Clusterfack accountable to no one.

We just need someone to smack him back down to Earth.

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>>155091520

ALL THIS TALK WOULDN'T EVEN BE HAPPENING IF YOU FUCKERS JUST DIDN'T KILL PROBE

who?

>>155091894
I miss probe
pls come back
I want you to give me my final permaban when I make the biggest memeengine.

>>155091991
Who else needs to come back and make the server better?

>>155092172
(you)

>>155091991
probe was too pure for us ;_;7

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>spend awhile amassing lots of trader goodies for the station
>make some prototype grenades, take my time growing lots of crops
>first visit to the station
>swing by security so they get first pick at things like EMP grenades
>"should we arrest them?"
>drop metal foam and skedaddle
>murdered on a dark corner of my outpost and given the succ by security
>never gave nobody nothin good

>round mining goes well for a change
>go to the station to fight blob
>get stung once by memeling
>instantly para'd silenced and in crit in a second without being touched
>shitling gets rekt'd by zas later

>Smollett pulled off some glorious keikaku shit
>still died
I am a little disappointed.

>be AI
>roboticist ling goes loud in killing people outside my upload after I lock down an unrelated suspicious guy there
>security come in
>allow security to prevent harm by arresting
>they all get stunned and killed
>they could all see that she was able to floor a lot of attackers
>comms are down so can't tell security to
>none of them think to use a flashbang
>none of them wait for backup
>realize too late I could've suggested this by using the holopad
>they monkey themselves and vent crawl
>steal the captain's laser
>go via science for some reason instead of escape shuttle
>see ZAS fuck them up from RD fucking up bomb in toxins
>open airlocks and firelocks to hopefully cause them to slam into walls further
>maybe losing their gas tank when they strip for borer
>they don't get up anyway
>can pratically hear the celebrations of the fallen
>random hostile mobs spawn on the body
>they all get robusted by ZAS
>explosion happens
Glorious

>>realize too late I could've suggested this by using the holopad
thas a bannu

>>155092869
>can practically hear the celebrations of the fallen
Thanks for coming through, AI. Admittedly, I probably deserved that for recruiting someone I didn't know for Sec.

Also I think the Cruz situation could have been handled better, but comms died around that time.

>>155092976
Yeah Cruz's thing was a mess.
It all came up Millhouse in the end though.

>>155092869
>have two of my hosts get killed by Emily
>Don't want to toe the line with metagaming telling new hosts about previous murders
>Emily had a borer in her with the same borer name as me

Weird round, borers inside antags are weird. Spending the rest of round inside host in mommi bar was kind of nice. until all the door crushing of people around him.

>>155093067
Since when is it meta to tell a new host your old host was murdered?

>>155093067
If you are the same borer, you keep the info. Feel free to hop out of an antag/someone who got killed by and antag head at any time and rat them out.

>>155093150
I think he's saying he died with his host.

>>155092869
>>155092787
>>155092784
My arm borer said there was a borer needing help in science, inside the body of Quills. So for some reason he crawls out of the body in the middle of the fire, I try to save him by removing my exosuit and let my oxygen tank drop.

From there on I got infinitely memed by ZAS due to there being a vent nearby until I finally managed to get up at round end.

>flashbang
>deathsting
>using anything other than lethal on a downed ling
>instead of giving the one officer that could have flashbanged me his advanced energy gun, I took it

It was all going according to keikaku, AI. ZAS struck me down.

Fun antag idea:
Debrain your target, turn them into an AI, give them laws to never say anything and prevent their existence from being found out
Pick random schmuck
Give the AI laws to cause as much chaos and harm possible but ONLY in the schmuck's field of vision and without harming the schmuck
You now have one guy who thinks he is being haunted extremely hard

>>155093365
I felt kinda bad that the rescue mission went south but it was fun watching you ling, even if I was completely useless in your arm aside from some kelotane and bicard.

Did Rail ever come back? I missed that birdbrain.

>>155093365
Where did you get so many fucking guns though? I only ever opened the one crate.

>>155093806
Two AEGs were all I used.

>>155094009
Those things recharge stupidly fast then.

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>>155093784
No

>>155094235
>my screencap is still going around
>tfw "is magic" is mine too
>a large portion of the circulated Rail images are mine
I don't know what to feel

>>155094342
>I don't know what to feel

ASS TO BEAK

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>waifu won't notice me

New wiz spell:

Enchanted wizard hat, costs like 2 spells or something, I don't know
Turns you into a talking wizard hat, you walk at charmprojector speed and can be worn. When worn by another player, the player gets access to all the rest of the wizards spells and gets the same objectives as the wizard. This only lasts for as long as he wears the hat. Wizard can speak directly to wearer like borer host speak. Hat may drop when person falls over.

Actually may be better if hat forces itself onto wearer, so it doesn't become weird baity free antag ticket, I don't know.

>>155095224
New wiz spell IDEA******:

>>155094675

Who is it? Maybe I do?

>>155094342
ASS TO BEAK

CAW!
CAWCAWCAW!!!

LEWD BIRBS!

>>155095224
I don't think anybody would pay spells to give their antag roll to somebody else, even temporarily, but maybe that's jaded cynicism talking. Kinda feels like you're going for a wiz equivalent to the greytide implant though, and I don't dislike that.

>>155095334
You're my waifu, Rail
Please notice me

>>155095405

caw

>tfw have 7 waifus so I have a new one every day
>tfw none of them notice me

>>155095224
Real wizard idea
>randomize appearance : anyone in an area gets a random name and appearance. Upgrading for either cool down or bigger area.

Coming soon to a wizard near you

>>155093365
Reason I mentioned flashbangs is
>AI unbolts
>throw flashbang in
>AI bolts
>no way victim can get away from the stun
>when stunned cuff, stun more and kill

>>155095484
why have seven waifus