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/vg/ vs /vg/ on na needs 6 players
pw vidya

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xth for FERTILE Demacia's who can safely bear children (unlike certain Noxian whores).

Garen is DIAPERMAN

>>154982032
me and friend are about to end game

I've failed my plat 2 promos like 4 times now. last 2 games was teemo smite top and the one before that was a int feeding lucian.

About to kill myself.

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>trying to get back into this game
>no runes

The rune system in this game fucking sucks.

Where were you when Riven was confirmed infertile?

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>>154981915
>winning a fucking 4v5
>end up stomping all lanes
>late game pushing for the win
>someleaves
>kinda winning 3v5
>kinda losing 3v5
>lose
Nothing would make me happier than that person getting struck by lightning. I haven't felt rage like this sense the days of flashing blitzcrank pulls.

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/vg/ vs /vg/ +3

vidya

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>>154982331
Bullying a Riven main about his barren waifu.

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>>154982186
But only this noxian is cannon for bearing children anon...

/vg/ vs /vg/ is up on the NA server.

It needs three people to start.

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tfw no adc gf

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Try to play pic related, hover in lobby.. Adc bans her.

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>Be Vel'koz support.
>Trying to be nice and get my Jinx ADC fed.
>Poke like the champ I am and start harassing the literal shit out of the enemy Alistar and Jhin.
>My Jinx, however, is a certified idiot.
>Decides to melee form on top of Alistar.
>Gets outright destroyed.
>Fuck this.
>Beast mode: ACTIVATE. New goal: Drop support/start carry status.
>Start KS'ing EVERYTHING.
>Kill the enemy lane twice over. Then again in a 1v2.
>Roam the map and kill everything there.
>Start taking enemy jungle.
>Park mid and shove it non-stop until I take an inhib.
>Force my team to take baron.
>Get to the point I can simply ult the enemy ADC into death.
>After game.
>Enemy team built a shitton of MR and no armor.
>I was the only AP.
>My team still raged at me for, "Not supporting," despite being carried and having their asses wiped like a bunch of drooling infants.
Not even mad. Still won. Get fucked shitters.

>>154982576
I can't find it

>>154982808
It already started.

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>>154982609
Proactively put in place you should congratulate that adc but duo with him and ask if he'll let you play it.

>>154982787
It was Caitlyn yesterday you need to keep better track of your totally true story that totally happened.

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What should I do with my loot shit?

>>154982831
Is there gonna be another after? I have two people who want to play

>>154982594
tfw no vladfag gf

>>154982787
I once had to do that in normals. Except it was because of two retards going duo top. I had 2v1'd an sona Vayne because they couldn't do shit to my Waveclear, CC and poke.

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>>154982871
>people don't play more than one game over the course of two days
Stay mad; stay bad.

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>>154982331
Thinking about how much I hate Riven and want her to suffer.

AND RIOT HEARD MY PRAYERS

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vg vs vg, place em

>>154982950
Blue team 50 shekels.

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i wanna hold hands with ribbon and breed her like a rabbit

>>154982875
Disenchant Voli, Kennen, Trundle and both wards.

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Why the hell do I get autofill I'm only fucking plat 3.

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>>154982924
i've only been away from this place a couple of months but i feel like i've missed out on something

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>>154982938
Yeah dude it TOTALLY happened man them adcs xd

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>Teammates flame me for playing Xerath
>mfw I go 12/1
>They don't even thank me when I singlehandedly save the whole game

What's the easiest role for somebody that hasn't played in a while? Other than support of course that shit is boring.

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>>154983081
You have a better chance of getting a rabbit pregnant than Riven.

>>154983081
She does look a lot better with her hair down.

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>>154983151
>implying I wasn't dissing my entire team
>but you took it personally
But I did spot the ADCuck, it seems. Nice little bonus.

>>154983095
Bronze and silver gets autofilled.

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>>154983274
Same dude I bet tomorrow it'll be a Jhin!

>>154983151
>someone is still salty they got carried by a support
ADC in 2016 LUL

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xth for the defender of tomorrow

>>154982594
stop playing girly champs if you want girls to play with you

>>154982950
all on master style

>>154982924
sucks to be in your shoes anon sorry to hear

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>>154983382
If I carry another Jhin, yeah, it will. :^) Can't wait to see your butthurt then, too. Tell me, how does it feel being the easiest yet most useless role in League?

How's Poppy support work anyway? I imagine it's something like this

>pick her against engage-y tank support lanes like Braum, Alistar, Leona, etc.
>ding people with shield for +10g with bandit mastery
>use steadfast presence to deny them the engage
>make use of her two passives giving her tank stats to stay alive in extended trades
>pine for a wall-stun on their ADC
>late game be a peelbot with steadfast presence and ultimate to keep assassins/melee carries off of your backline

>>154982331
Didn't she barely survive Singed's toxic gas? That probably explains the infertility, wouldn't be surprised if it fucked up her body and shortened her lifespan by years.

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>>154983210
Judy is not for sexual

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>>154983172
please respond

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http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/player-behavior-moderation/ffmhTy7w-incoming-scripting-suspensions

>UH we totally know they're scripters they're all gonna get banned don't script!!! Please...

This really tells me they definitely know all the scripters.

They DEFINITELY know guise!

>>154982594
Maybe if I wasn't silver, slutty support anon. Sorry.

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>>154982186
Riven is likely only barren because of her exposure to Singed's chemical warfare. Singed is not a very nice man.

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>play olaf for the first time
>laning against jax
>crush him so hard that he has less cs than leona at 7 minutes
>nocturne ganks at 6
>kill them both
>just stay top and push it
>mid varus stops by
>kill him so fast jax doesnt even attempt to help
>knocking on their inhibitor 1v2/3 while my team takes every single out turret

Is olaf secret OP or something?

>>154982927
It's a good feel, isn't it? It's like, "BAM MOTHERFUCKER. YOU LOSE."

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>>154982594
>>154983728
>silver
That's a lot of fucking games to be silver though, didn't he say he's plat or something?

>>154983813
No, you just faced a jax top, and jax top is god awful right now.

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ONLY lonely

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>>154983751
Based poison man making sure Riven doesn't pass on her defective genes.

>>154983849
Exactly, he's plat.

Meaning I'm too inferior to be his ADC dominatrix gf.

>>154983813
You had a pretty good matchup plus dumbasses going against you.

>>154983945
you'd be too inferior to be his gf because youre not a girl anyways

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>>154983945
Ask him if he has a smurf then baka desu.

>play one-for-all
>vayne wins the lottery

for fucks sake
>have to subtly feed and end the game as soon as possible so I can requeue for something better

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>tfw you will never be Vlad and force Vladfag to watch as you fuck another woman in front of her

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>super close game
>they have baron but their jungler is dead
>we can hold 5v4
>our thresh flashes into 4 people, misses all of his abilities and gets instantly killed
>lose

4 people

4 people just had 40 minutes of their lives wasted and 20 lp lost because 1 retard decided he was gonna go for le lcs plays instead of just playing his insignificant support role like he was supposed to. And he'll queue up another game and move on like nothing happened, convincing himself it wasn't his fault. I don't even get to flame him for wasting my time.

I'm not sure why I still play this game.

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>Tfw when a qt, good hearted, league girl like Leona Kayle or Shyvana will never Slaughter you and savour your screams while laughing hysterically at you
Hold me, my fellow anons

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>>154984170
>tfw when

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>people who build offensive items on melee fighters/bruisers

You fucking stupid assholes, the only damage you need is Sunfire Cape/Cinderhulk and maybe, MAYBE Iceborn Gauntlet. If you aren't building tank you're a liability and a disgrace.

>>154984123

shit mindset

vayne's pretty good in one for all assuming you're not up against yasuos, zilean, malz, and just about any assassin since you can all proc each other's w pretty ez

>>154984294
>He doesn't know the terror that was Comfy Warrior's AD Garen.

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Fucking when?

>>154984310
>assuming you dont get matched up against half the champion roster in the game, vayne is good!!

lol

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>>154984170
I'd rather impregnate them 2bh. Preferably all in the same night.

>every fucking game has jhin vs lucian or at least one of the two
Epic meta Riot

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>>154984294
>tfw I build cleaver on poppy
ehehehe

>>154984294
>darius buys an infinity edge

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>>154984294
>Building fulltank on champions that aren't tanks

Actually Anon, you're the retard. Items like Titty Hydra and Black Cleaver are 100% needed on some bruisers, and bruiser junglers like Shyvana love bloodrazor.

Building them full tank is a disgrace.

>>154984294

Not building ad items on your bruisers with one or two tank items.

anon pls. two tank items + boots is enough to survive long enough and shit more damage than most glass cannons

>>154984294
KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF! WHY WOULD SOMEONE NOT BUILD CLEAVER AND HYDRA ON FIORA! YOU'RE A DUMB FUCK THAT'S JUST PROJECTING BECAUSE THEY LOST A GAME AND WANTED TO PUT THE BLAME ON SOMEONE ELSE!!! KYS!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>154984394
>Assuming an ADC doesn't go against champs that EVERY OTHER ADC have problems with it's fine!
I'm not sure what you're trying to say, honestly?

>>154984429
/ff

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Why hasn't Graves been nerfed since 6.3 (february) ?
isn't he universally considered op/top tier?
(I don't consider the changes in 6.8 enough to be considered a nerf)

/vg/ vs /vg/ going on here, password is

vidya

>>154984479
i dont think youre sure what youre trying to say did you reply to the wrong post retard

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>>154984416
>Not going Triforce Ghostblade into full tank
Popping squishies and not dying is what Poppy is all about.

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>>154983172
please respond.

>>154983172
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>>154984626
Top

>playing lissandra against a yasuo mid
>feel i'm doing pretty well, about 8 min in i've died once, 90cs, outpacing both ad carries.
>hit tab and realize yasuo is at 180.

what the heck. did i fuck up hard or just get smurfed? I'm too new to have any sense of scale.

>>154984580
Yeah, not sure why it linked your post. But whatever. Carry on.

>>154984545
not seeing it my man
what server

>>154983885
hey wanna play league of legends together?
it's double IP weekend!

>>154984703
/vg/ vs vg

its up

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>>154984375
when she gets her vu

>>154984669
>did i fuck up hard or just get smurfed? I'm too new to have any sense of scale.

All of this.

>>154984669
He's picking up jungle here and there. And more than likely roamed and taxed other lanes.

Doesn't necessarily MEAN you were smurfed but it's a damn good indicator.

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>>154984603
Wouldn't your damage fall off hard late game? I think cleaver would be better for cdr, hp, and better scaling damage, with very similar ad. Plus you don't need to AS boost. I can get behind triforce though, but I would go iceborn in most situations simply becasue the bigger mana pool, no wasted AS, no double phage passive, and extra tank stats. You can still delete squishies.

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>>154983945
Love isn't bound by elo anon. Love and friendship traverse all divisions.

I care little about rank. Mine or yours.

If you'd like to play sometime, it would make me happiest anon in this thread.

sometimes l wonder why do l play this game when it only stresses me

We need 3 more people, get in here, password is vidya

>>154984820
don't do it kubs
it's a boy

>>154984669
>22.5 cs.min

Unless you accidentally meant 18 minutes in, that Yasuo was taking goddamn everybody's farm and his lanes all had to be behind,

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>>154984669

>180 CS at 8 minutes.

Lanes don't even produce that much CS in 10 minutes. The only way he did this was if he perfectly farmed his lane AND someone else's AND picked up jungle.

Anon is most likely mis-remembering what happened.

>>154982331
Source on this?

>>154984816

not clever, ghostblade. no double phage. triforce + ghostblade and full tank is enough to walk in 1v5 and kill the adc in a single rotation and then get out. in soloq there's almost no peel so in a chaotic team fight you could probably just walk up to the adc and kill them

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>>154984820
Idk they'd have to be extremely cute or have magical insides for me to consider boosting them out of bronze tbqh.

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>>154984872
>Actually playing League

I've been playing Fallout for the last week now, I just come here to post lewds.

>>154984456
>and bruiser junglers like Shyvana love bloodrazor.
>building Bloodrazor on Shyvana
Why the fuck?
You really should be going Cinder hulk and an offensive item like Frozen Mallet or TitHydra.

>>154984820
>love isnt bound by elo

yeah just like love isnt bound by money, or professions, or common interests, or even gender at that rate, right?

fuck off thirsty beta

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>support called me bad everytime I made a mistake despite going 0/6/7 and putting a pink ward outside of the bush at the beginning of the game and playing in general like shit in fights
>leaves halfway through the game
>chinese name

is it better to be a coward or to die? Ive noticed my allies get upset at me for not engaging at 30-40% health

/vg/ vs /vg/ is up nigs
vidya is pass

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>>154981915
>Be me
>have a friend who is a Garen OTP
>Says in game 'No one can beat me when i play garen'
>shit of his cocky attitude flames the group and i on cruse all the time.
>Say in all chat 'I i'm willing to bet my account and never playing again that i can beat you 1v1'
>Friend says he accepts and will do the same if he loses.
>add everyone from that match so they can watch
>Insta pick darius
>'farm to lvl 6 to make it even for me' he said
>UNMATCHED POWER!!!!! DUNK!
>he raged quit un friend-ed me on everything.
>see him a few days later .
>we get into a fight.
>UNMATCHED POWER!! right hook.

lol destroys friendships but fuck that guy he was toxic irl glad i don't hangout with him anymore.

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>>154984968
I'll try it anon, thanks. I'm rank 6 poppy but I only have 33k and I'm gold 4, and like 25k of that was going poppy jungle back when it was a thing when she was released. Trying to get back into her now, feels like I have a lot to learn. Any tips?

>>154985058
Better to die unless it's actually just basically unwinnable

>>154985058
Only engage if you know that you can come out alive, or that your death equals more for your team.

You might be leaving situations where you and your team can trade 2 for 1 and get an inhib or drag.

>>154985058

either a) your allies are fucking retarded and not watching your health and going in while you're low. or b) they go in cc them giving you enough time to be safe and kill them and you're not going in cause you're too afraid of being one shot

>>154985058
What they want you to do is toss CC when the opportunity presents itself and just hover on the edge. The idea is your presence still creates a threat that the enemy has to account for, or take the bait which will leave them open to attack. There isn't just a, "Stay and die or run to the Nexus," decision. Sometimes you can't. Most times you can hover and take calculated opportunities.

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>>154985016
Faster farming, faster objectives, better dueling.

Burnout takes care of the AoE damage cinderhulk would do for farming and pushing lanes.

Cinderhulk can work, but you will be weaker in 1v1s and less able to abuse your lead for taking it.

PLAY /VG/ vs /VG/

PASSWORD IS vidya

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Last thread someone asked if Lux was lewd. This picture should explain.

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>lp gains and losses are now equal
why has riot done this to me?

>>154985298
there is one going wait for them to remake

>>154984954

yeah, Lol has shit review functions so i cant get accurate data from the midgame.

All i can see is that at 10 min he was sitting at 4000 gold with 1 kill.

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>>154984908
how do you know these things.

>>154985030
Well, actually yes, now that you say it. Love is stronger than all of those things. People tend to stay within their own level of affluence, social rung, religion, etc etc for many reasons. Convenience, social/familial approval, simply being told/conditioned to, and many more. But to say that actual love couldn't overcome any or all of those is untrue.

I'm mostly just meme'ing when I post but this is pretty interesting.

>>154985353
You are where you belong

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>>154984294
>Not going Bloodrazor into bork/Wit's on Warwick

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>>154985324
I still don't understand, please post more pictures to explain

>>154985116

well, for one I'm a s4 shitter who doesn't play poppy. this is just personal experience from what i've seen and from what my friend has played. but essentially, if you're laning go triforce into ghostblade with the situational tank items and just jump on the adc in a chaotic fight assuming the peel there is still shit you should kill them in a single rotation. this is also assuming you're even with everyone, or not super far behind. for jungle you go cinderhulk, tri, gb, into situational tank items.

someone here to confirm or deny what i say? not a poppy expert and a s4 player.

>>154985384
you saying all of that just shows your emotional immaturity and lack of knowledge on how the real world works

stay delusional and get a trip so we can all filter your thirsty stupid ass

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thoughts

>>154985384
so it's all bullshit then?

>>154985296
>Faster farming, faster objectives, better dueling.
The AoE from Cinder is actually really strong and helps clears since it was changed.
Bloodrazor isn't strictly better for farming the jungle.

Objectives such as towers don't take the extra damage, and for Drag/Baron you aren't the main source of damage, only a tank.

As for dueling, Bloodrazor makes you so fucking squishy and you already do damage without it.
More health is just straight up better early on, and you can get FM or Titty Hydra if you want damage.

>>154984820
Maybe when I finally set up an alt account and at least get to silver 1 then I'll consider it, anon. But for now I know I'm not worth it to bot-lane with.

>>154984908
You'd be surprised what anonymity can do on 4chan.

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>>154985460
What rank is your friend? Op.gg?

>>154985324
>Demacian royal family sends their pubescent daughter to go and die over and over again
Why are Demacia the good guys again?

>>154985575

he's s3/2. he doesn't play league anymore though, much less poppy. he stopped playing her a few months ago and league in total a month ago.

>>154985573
>You'd be surprised what anonymity can do on 4chan.

...it can give you the confidence to act like a girl when youre a guy? that doesnt just happen on 4chan, believe it or not

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>>154984816
Actually you don't even need the armor pen because you're not supposed to solo the enemy tanks, I just do that when I'm roflstomping, you're supposed to chunk the squishies and peel for your damage dealers, her base damages and recent buffs make up for it, I have been rocking the Triforce since the triforce buffsand I gotta say, It's way better than gauntlet, I miss the crit though, I love Poppy's crit animation.
The attack speed on triforce is not wasted at all, it gives smoother trading and better siege, you get way more movespeed with phage and the 5% movespeed to stick onto your enemies, you get 30% cdr Spirit Visage and you don't go over the cdr cap like with cleaver and you can throw a Solari into the mix if the support hasn't built one if you want 40% cdr.
Gauntlet feels pretty mediocre now that the sheen proc is just 100% base damage like a regular sheen instead of 125% and the armor and mana does not make up for it.

I hate zyra support so much.

vg vs vg is up

>>154985683
>to go and die over and over again

Old lore isn't canon anymore.
Regardless, her family is still a bunch of cunts.

>>154985683
Well, the alternative to fighting is worse.

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I honestly cannot fucking win ranked games.

They stress me the fuck out and I guess fear tilt is real or something because I've played 20 ranked games total and I've lost 14 of them. So much for the forced 50% winrate I guess???

I'd have played more but as soon as I lose a single ranked game I feel miserable and depressed and don't want to play ranked again for a month. So I just have these spread out, single games, and I've lost basically all of them.

What the fuck is my problem? I don't have this issue in norms at all. I can be chill and play for fun and end up going 15/1 and winning a ton of games. But I'm never, ever going to climb because playing ranked is emotionally devastating to me for some retarded reason.

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>>154985003
You'll end up playing again and you know it

>>154985778
i wish you caught the syndra salt but gg all

>>154985551
Your burnout will take care of the small monsters, and BR takes care of the large ones faster than cinderhulk does, so yes it is faster.

Towers don't take your on-hit damage no, but 50% increased attack speed still takes them down faster.

Shyvana loves to sneak dragons. You don't want to be spending a lot of time at it if you're doing this. You have to do all the damage yourself.

Defensive runes and masteries coupled with Shyvana's passive and how quickly she stacks of SotA's means she isn't that squishy even at bloodrazor, it's better to be able to shit on the enemy jungler if you catch each other in the others jungle.

As I said, cinderhulk can work, but bloodrazor has clear and obvious advantages over it.

JOIN /VG/ VS /VG/
PASS IS vidya

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>>154985707
Oh. Well i guess that means I'm not listening then. Might try the build in a normal though, see how it goes.
>>154985779
So triforce full tank then?

>>154985735
I guess the only thing that can convince /lolg/ is video and/or a mic, huh?

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pretty sure after I shat on her as kled she snapped

>>154984375
kill yourself, lulu is for cutes, not for lewds.

I mean, lliterally kill yourself.

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>>154985504
You always have the choice anon. There will be consequences, and you can make life harder for yourself, but there is nothing actually stopping you from pursuing what you love, be it a different life or living somewhere else or even a woman.

Being jaded and talking about "the real world" doens't work since I've lived on my own since I was 18 and put myself through college. I've simply chosen to retain a positive outlook on life. And yes, chosen. It's that simple. Your choices define you, not your life circumstance.

Lighten up anon.

>>154985573
I respect your choice and wish you the best of luck friendo.

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>>154985864
I'll crawl out of my crypt next time they release another tittymonster skin/champ.

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I'll let you in on a secret, lolg. This is the mastery that every toplaner should be using. Grasp? It's shit. Somewhat useful during lane, but only an aggressive lane at that. Thunderlord's is decent, but it's too unreliable. But man, Stormraider's? Secret freelo. Land any one of your abilities on a squishy and you become an unstoppable train of death and you're near-impossible to kite.

>>154985894
>AD Malz jungle can take a level 3 drag.

>>154985908
photographic evidence in an imgur album is the standard for 100% proof actually

>recently completely rewatched Avatar the Last Airbender out of Nostalgia
>want to play Taliyah now
>cant fucking stand her god awful kit
what do i do

>>154985847
Stopped playing ranked as soon as you show the signs of a loss streak (2-3 losses in a row.)

Quit it for the day and play normals instead.

>>154985847


Just fucking play like it's a more anon.

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is this ward cute ingame?

is the crab animated or something?

need 3 more for vg vs vg
vidya

WE NEED ONE MORE FOR VG VS VG

PASSWORD IS vidya

>>154985847
Show me your op.gg and I'll help you.

>>154985967
What the fuck are you even talking about

By the way this >>154984968 is not me (>>154984603), I'm >>154985779 a humble plat 3 Poppy main from a meme server, but he's kinda right, when there's a stomp and you go trinity ghostblade into full tank, enemy carries just die in a single rotation, but if you are behind just skip the ghostblade, you want to survive, you can't kill them if you're dead.

>>154986126
Arguing about items to take early objectives is stupid. That's what I'm ultimately saying. It doesn't fucking matter because in most cases you won't have those items anyway.

>>154985941
You too sona anon. Good luck with your continued search, maybe we'll rank up some day once I finally git gud.

>>154986059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdUtXLy1oIE

>>154985965
Every good top laner takes Fervor now.

>>154986017
Did you read my post? I literally only play one ranked game like every three weeks. I'm too afraid to play any more often because I know I'm just going to lose again.

>>154986029
assuming you meant "norm" instead of "more"

I try that. I tried that in the last game I played. And I still just ended up getting frustrated with everything and probably making terrible decisions.

>>154986085
http://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=mintegral

It also doesn't help that I almost never get my preferred lane in ranked

>>154986212
If laning phase is over before you finish a bloodrazor I deeply question your Shyvana playstyle.

Doing things faster will ALWAYS be useful as a jungler. Your time is valuable.

>>154986340
>32% win rate
KILL

YOURSELF

>>154986340
Is that you, Meripoo?

>>154985847
just pretend ranked is normals

block the top left of your screen that says it's ranked and trick yourself into thinking it's normalls

>>154985908
have you ever used 4chan before or is this your first summer here?

>>154985941
no one really cares about your garbage life experience; do you really think youre the only one that has lived on their own? just stop posting your garbage 'lf adc gf' shit every thread, its almost as fucking annoying as the goddamn lulushit in each thread

it makes me extra angry because before you started shitposting i considered you an okay person, but now you come off as a two bit attention whore

>tfw Vel'koz support
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-vDjVXuwM8

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>>154986173
Alright senpai, I'll try it out. Been going cleaver and iceborn with full tank while rushing sunfire, should I just rush triforce instead?

Coin or shield on thresh?

>tfw finally gold

I can finally rest easy now bros.

>>154986584
shield always

>>154986615
nj anon

>>154986528
>YOU DON'T OWE THAT BITCH A GODDAMN THING!
ADCucks BTFO! HOW CAN THEY EVER RECOVER?!

>>154986528
He'll never top his last pick Malzahar video, still the funniest thing he's done.

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>>154986615
Fellow Gold 5 here, you got in just in time, once Riot reveals the Victorious skin high Silver turns into a shit show.

>>154984456
>>154985456
>He can afford offense items as a Jungler
Now THIS is a spicy meme

>>154984469
What kind of game are you playing where two tank items are EVER enough? With the tools carries get you're going to be like paper in front of them; you'll die before you can even get two hits in.

>>154986370
want to tbqh

>>154986437
I'm not even a Lulu main anymore

I just can't get mid in ranked queues

I had to play support again in that last game, and the person who stole mid from me went 0/7 as Azir and I'm still fucking tilted

>>154986438
That doesn't work..

>>154986775
>>154986636
yeah im glad, was 2 wins 2 losses
almost lost hope and thought I had to climb to promos again but the last game ended up being a blow out

>>154984385
>implying shyvana wont squeeze you dry until the last drop
>implying shyvana will let you go at all once she is filled to the top

careful what you wish for anon

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>tfw 90 games on my main champion in ranked with only a 54% winrate

S-should I find someone else?

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/vg/ vs /vg/ bets

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>>154986887
I know that fucking feel. Last season I lost my first two games, was sweating bullets the remaining 3 (thankfully nobody had realized how cancer Shen was at that point).

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What went wrong?

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>>154986887
>plat
>somebody bans volibear
>ask him why
>"he's OP"

Man, these volibears really taken over the game

>>154986815
It's a Shyvana. Unless you're in a rank where your laners actually get 9+ cs/min you can easily have more gold than they do.

>>154986521
I didn't say my life experience is exceptional. I explained why the "real word" line isn't appropriate.

And as I've already said, today and in the past, it's a meme. Not that I would turn anyone down, but I'm ultimately being facetious. I'm sorry you apparently have taken things seriously.

I've always been a shitposter, and your opinion of me is the definition of inconsequential. I'm sorry you thought otherwise.

>>154986745
Holy shit I just looked it up. I can't breathe.

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>>154987034
Do I look like a pussy faggot to you? Bring on all of them at once, if I die I die like a man.

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Lulu is the cutest! THE CUTEST!

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>>154986537
Go like this, I usually rush bambi's cinder into sheen into specter's cowl then finish triforce, but it depends of the matchup, sometimes you want to rush specter's cowl if your enemy is AP, sometimes you wanna finish sunfire first, sometimes you can rush sheen if you know you'll destroy your opponent and won't get ganked, it all depends.
One thing is for sure, bami's cinder is importand because it helps you keep grasp up fot those heals.

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fuug

>our jg gets invaded by theirs at his red
>our jg pings assist
>i (support) ping assist on him from bot lane
>both top laners move towards it
>enemy mid moves towards it
>3v2 fight at red buff
>we lose
>10 seconds later
>mid pings that his opponent is mia

apparently I had christopher columbus on my team

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>>154987306
you got it boss, time to be a poppy master

is jungle viable?

>>154986340
If you want to climb in ranked I suggest you autistically main only 2 champions in no more than 2 roles each. It'll be a grind but you'll climb eventually if you want it.

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>The water mage and wind mage in this game are both passive supports
>I will never drown my enemies in whirlpools or rip them apart with the winds in mid lane

RIOOOOOOOT

>>154984416
sauce pls

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Best girl.
Best butt.
Best wife.

>>154987610
I'm kind of already an autistic malzahar main

the problem is I can't get mid, ever, but even when I do people are still banning him in silver for some reason????

>>154987348
for the other team?
or the fact that you might not get a leash

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>>154987478
It's doable, but I wouldn't recommend it, her clears are pretty slow now that they removed her buckler auto reset, she's overall pretty mediocre there, besides I'm not a very good jungler, it's way better to just go top and shit on the likes of Gnar, Yasuo, Fiora and Riven now that they're back into the mainstream.

>lmao my mouse stopped working xdd

why do these people play ranked

why the fuck are you playing ranked if your hardware is literally malfunctioning every 30 minutes

how the fuck do you manage to rationalize wasting 4 people's time just because every other match you get to play normally? I hate this community so fucking much

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I want to go swimming in Lulu.

>>154987801
Play mid/top. Malzahar can cheese top in low elo really hard and stomp lane. If you say you autistically main him, you shouldn't have much of a problem with most match-ups. As for your "anxiety", I had that too, but it went away as soon as I realized that no matter what, win or lose, I'm going to be playing tons of games anyway. LP is just a number and you'll climb even with a 51% winrate.

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>>154988031
I want to work out in Poppy.

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>lastshadow recommends maokai jungle in low and mid ELO
But why? Is it even that good?

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>>154988031
She's mine, back the heck off!

would shyvana be a submissive wife or be a possessive girl that fugs you when she feels like it?

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>>154987708
>or rip them apart with the winds in mid lane

LITERALLY
YASUO

>>154986859
play 1000 normal games, until you're facing gold in your normals
then go back to ranked and destroy those silver noobs

>>154987708
>winds in mid lane
Play yasu :^)

>>154988106
the team with more cc wins

vg vs vg where

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>>154987917
You think that's bad?
>get matched with a duo
>winning game handily
>one of them suddenly disconnects
>we start losing
>ask when their friend is reconnecting
>"he spilled water on his keyboard"
>he never comes back
>we lose in a 4v5

>>154988352
you think that's bad?
>get matched with duo
>winning game
>his duo friend leaves the game
>we ask him where he went
>"idk man he said hes going to go get pizza idk when he'll be back"

freest loss of my life in low plat

>get fun champion in ARAM
>someone dodges

>get fucking nasus, aatrox, or nunu
>no one dodges

EVERY FUCKING TIME

why does this gamemode exist

>>154988441
Did this really happen? I laughed.

>>154988478
Nasus is unironically good if you build AP.

t. guy with over 2,000 ARAM's played.

>>154988519
yep
literally freest loss in my life

another free loss (also in low plat) was a game where we were stomping really hard and decide to fuck around, pda the kda and shit, and then two of our members dc and we lose the 3v5

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>>154988091
>>154988157
Yare yare daze

>>154982280
nigga you can buy the shitty runes for 1 IP each

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>>154987708
>the sandmage is an unbalanceable memesports champion

i just want to be a fucking desertmancer.
I don't want to have to play some stupid fucking soldier minigame.

>>154988712
Xerath is good

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>>154987059
Remind me to never play adc again.

>>154988712
What's with all the skarners lately?

Do I take fervor or thunderlords on Quinn adc?

>>154988784
>rfc
>not runaans
>143 at 34mins

yeah by the way
you shouldn't play adc again

>>154988075
ehhh but if they ban malz I have 0 other champions I could play top

except lulu or teemo but like I'd get lynched for that

most of my anxiety is because of the fact that I've lost like 8 games at silver V 0 LP and I go into every single game with an extreme sense of dread that this'll be the game that knocks me into bronze, from which I'll never escape

>>154988235
honestly looking like the most favorable option

>>154987842
for us, yorick doesnt play top and dont know how to play rework yorick. literally first time yorick and top into level 7 ryze

>>154988478
those champs aren't bad at all. nasus can poke, aatrox can build tank or bruiser, and nunu can build either tank/ap and perma slow people
the worst champs for aram are shyv and udyr

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vg vs vg, place bets

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>>154988942
it's the only option
you have 20 ranked games played and probably less than 500 normals
you've barely played the game, there isn't some magic words or tip/tricks that we can type to you that'll magically make you play better in ranked
actually learn the game first, you're still a baby

>>154988712
>dumpstered by a random yasuo
lol

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>only girls I can seem to get to notice me are mentally broken fat chicks or mentally broken skinny chicks who were fat but are suffering from the fat bastard problem

But I finally broke out of gold, so i guess its worth.

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>>154989067
>Jungle Kog vs Jungle Ekko
>Jayce vs Xerath mid

>>154989067
>yasuo and 2 scripter champs
top

>>154989219
why would someone worthwhile be interested in you anon?

>>154989172
I know i'm still a baby

I just want an explanation for the huge discrepancy between how I usually play in normals vs how I play in ranked

How long does it usually take to stop being so terrified of ranked that you literally can't play for shit

>>154989335

I have a silver tongue

>>154982331
>spreading reddits lies

>>154989396
theres no such thing as ranked anxiety, if anything youre probably playing worse people in normals than you are in ranked. so thats why there is a discrepency

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>Looking through match history
>Find a game
>Remember that in this game our Ziggs dicked a Zed so goddamn hard he could not 100-0 me with his ult when I was playing Annie support.

How do you get trashed that hard in that matchup?

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we are gonna loose, right?

>>154989261
I'm beating Jayce

>>154987039
54% is a pretty good result desu.

>>154988605
ap nasus is fun the first 10 minutes then he falls off pretty hard

with snowball existing you don't have trouble closing in on people and deleting them

>vayne calling me bad since minute one
>look at her build
>hurricane
wew lad

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>>154984294

>fighters/bruisers

?????????????????

If you don't build a damage item you're a tank not a bruiser/fighter

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Where is the Lissandra guy??

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I love Lissandra!
I love to worship her!

>>154989219
You get what you deserve anon.

Accept it. Good-looking people marry good-looking people, ugly-looking people marry ugly-looking people. Unless if you're extremely wealthy then this isn't changing any time soon.

>>154984429
>Darius goes full AD
>It works and he E W Q's an enemy and he dies instantly

>>154989810
partaking in the lissandra orgy with me and her troll harem

>>154989724
Are you from euw? I had vayne rushing hurricane too recently. Was playing shyv.

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So at the end I decided to add titles to the comic since it might save words in the future.

The other one before I just called it "Shurima tour".

>>154989827
autism and poser^

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>>154989810
>>154989827

>>154989883
what is this? this is a joke right? you're dead, you left us
what the fuck is going on

>Get demoted from Gold III to Gold IV.
>Instantly get Gold III back with little to no effort.

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>>154989917
>Elise will never make that face when she sees your throbbing balls

Why even live?

>>154982331
Sauce?

>Be voli
>Have a good early game getting kills and ganking as usual
>Thresh support decides to 1v2 the enemy botlane 4 times even if warning pinged
>Feeds their AD
>Get fucked in the late game.

Sorry for the blog post, but have any of you guys been getting suicidal teammates who just run into the enemy?

>>154989324
Who's the scripter?

>>154989956
>Twisted Fate swindled Balanced Windy Man and Balanced Windy Man thought he was cheating Twisted Fate
Did you practice being dumb or were you born this way?

>>154989862
pics?

>>154989872
NA

>>154990091
Only when I've been on a winning streak.

at how much movement speed champions start using their running fast animation? 500+?

>>154990091
Are you new? Intentional feeding has been a thing since... Well I started in Season 3 and it was well established before then.

How do you clear red side with evelynn? Every time I finish golems I feel like I'll die if I try to kill red. Do I just skip it entirely?

>>154989827
liss doesnt have ears/?

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Holy shit, i never believed in the "everything is the junglers fault" until now

>every single lane is shoved, cant gank
>my fault when they lose lanes
>kill the low hp laner during a tower dive
>fucking ks
>why are you building that, why arent you building this
>we lose every teamfight at dragon
>way to go, jungler we lost dragon

it gets ridiculous at one point where thresh just sits in the unspawned dragon pit while the enemy team surrounds him, kills him, wins the ensuing teamfight and its suddenly my fault we lost dragon

>>154989883
I didn't see Shurima Tour, can you post it?

>>154983813
he's pretty good right now, especially now that everyone's picking really squishy champs.

jax top IS a really easy matchup though. that said, olaf craps on pretty much everybody 1v1 except like morde or kennen

source: olaf main, p3

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I want Lissandra to FUCK me!

>>154990226
Do you just stand there and tank or do you kite at all?

>>154990226
AD runepage, get a leash on krugs, smite it, go raptors, then red with smite. should have enough health

>>154990256
>thresh doesn't have locket against a 19 kill casseo
what fucking elo are you in holy shit

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>>154990269

>>154990105
the irony.

that anon was referring to lendo posting, not the comic itself.

Don't be so quick to cal others stupid. lmao.

>>154990389
I think the fact Volibro pointed out Thresh AFK'd in the empty dragon pit and got destroyed says everything about Thresh's decision making skills...

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what is your favorite episode of /all chat, /lolgen/

>>154981915
how to properly play Teemo?
low memeing pls

>>154990256
Word of advise: If someone starts giving you blatantly retarded advice, mute them instantly. Don't even argue with them, nothing they say is worth your consideration. Also

>Hiding names
Don't do that. Literally nobody cares that you're Silver, have a negative win/loss, play cancer, etc. etc. unless you make it a big deal. I've posted my IGN here pretty regularly and I don't think anyone has ever even lolking'd me. Nobody's gonna take you seriously if you censor names.

>>154989883
>>154990415
Post everything you have, friend. I'm reading.

>>154990506
some people are just shy and/or retarded

t. retard

>>154990389
Gold

>>154990415
Thanks

>>154990506
>It doesn't matter!
>NOW DO WHAT I TELL YOU! AND FUCKING POST IT!
Seems it does matter if it bothers you so much. If it doesn't matter then stop getting your panties twisted over it.

>>154990031
>shyvana will never tackle you,force her entrance inside you followed by a leg lock as she tries to make you cum over and over inside her while she squeezes every last drop out of you,once done she hungrily kisses you while you keep her plugged with your banshee veil to not let anything spll out of her full womb

JUST

>>154990438
I know, I just wanted to know the elo.
>>154990575
>tfw I'm gold
CAN'T WAKE UP

>>154990664
You need to work on your lewdposting skills friend.

>>154990541
That's all the new stuff I have... I forgot to rename them to tov67 and tov68

>>154990664
>force her entrance inside you

How does that work, anon?

>>154990470
first thing you need to do is to pick out your rune page.

I like to go 9 atk speed reds, 9 ap blues, 9 armor yellows and 3 ap quints. Don't even bother playing him top before you have these runes because it won't work.

next your masteries. 18/0/12 with fury and natural talent. also I like getting 3 points into battering blows and 2 in piercing thoughts since teemo's damage is mixed.

After all of this, you're ready for your first Teemo game. Load up your brand new masteries and rune page, hit up the queue with top primary and mid secondary (so you can get top more often) and slit your own throat you fucking retard don't pick Teemo

So i quit playing mechanically intensive champs, started following LS's tier list, games feel a lot easier, but at what elo do people quit being consistently just bad?

I feel like I'd be able to improve a lot better with more stable and less cancerous snowball games.

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>>154990782
You're always gonna be Our Guy Lendo.

>>154990664
>force her entrance inside you

>>154990763
>wasting the godlane of Braum Lucian
How is that possible that lane is the biggest cancer if braum gets you.

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>>154990906

>>154990782
That's a shame but keep up the good work! I enjoyed them.

>>154990470
On hit. Ghost and flash until you learn what you're doing. Get a meme mask. Frozen mallet rush can be pretty amazing into certain matchups. Set up shrooms in the enemy jungle. Try and shroom where he'll auto-path from camp to camp. Stealth near his buffs or camps when you know he either backed recently or is about to do a full clear. Lay a shroom in front of the camp so when he goes in to clear it explodes. Then unstealth and explode him even more.

Harass in lane. Hard. Give up CS if you have to if it means denying them a wave. You can auto-q-auto for thunderlords proc. Be careful at four, five, and six. Most laners can and will all in you at those points. If you let them snowball you're fucked.

Also make sure you have a decent wall of shrooms protecting you in lane, or the river and bushes warded before 6 to prevent ganks. You have no dashes, you have no mobility outside of your w. Play it safe, but be aggressive as fuck. You want to make their lane phase a living hell, and the more tilted you can cause someone to become early on the better your chances of winning are.

>>154990785
>>154990926
if you have to ask you won't get it

vg vs vg na

>>154990782
I know people say this a lot, but I love your work and you're really awesome.

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How soon do you think that new champ is coming out? I want to buy braum but i dont want to spend the IP before i know the new guys kits

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>>154990906

Join vg vs vg password is vidya

>>154990947
>if

Whats a good MR item for pure tanks? I miss force of nature

>take over friends acc
>go jungle
>win like 20 games in a row
>suddenly everyone is uncarriable
>go 5-0-5 or similar every game
>every lane is won
>at 15-20 min they all start giving away kills and i cant fight them anymore cuz they are too strong

how does the matchmaking system really work? does it overcompensate my mmr now and give me shittier teammates?

im still silver 1 cuz of the shit mmr that was on the acc, and i can still tell the enemy team sucks dick, but how can my team fuck up so much when i've literally done nothing but winning before this