/twg/ - Total War General

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SOON

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Nth for Stirland!

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Bretonnia is the worst nation

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Suddenly all my settings in TWW are fucked because of nvidia geforce auto-update and I didn't save my previous ones sadly. I just want to point and click at any unit in the battle and make my camera rush to it (also zoom) afterwards, how to return this function?

ELFS NEWS WHEN?!?!

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5th for hussars

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>>154945953
>tfw they're my two favourite factions

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>He is unironically a Breton cuck.
>he worships a NEET elf

Where the fuck are my Wood Elves!?!

>>154945953
No elf is strong enough to carry a grown man in full armour like that.

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I want to be dominated by a best elf!

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>ZE LADY
>OPPRESS ZE PEASANTS
>MUH GRAIL
This is what goes threw a Bretcucks mind all day.

>>154946452
Says who?

NEET WHEN?

Im gonna play a campaign in which I wont move a single inch away from my comfy forest

I will watch the world burn while I eat my tendies served by my most loyal shotas and watch lizardmen anime

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>browsing /twg/ on a friday night instead of going out after being invited for the first time of my life to party and maybe lose my virginity

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Cadavers are the best!

>>154946523
I've never seen it said in the lore that Elves have superhuman strength.

>>154946958
Do you want the recipe for a homemade fleshlight?

>>154947173
I want a recipe for an exit bag.

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>>154946958

Vagoos aren't a big deal anon

>>154947319
I don't have a trebuchet either

>>154947483
Do you want the recipe for a homemade trebuchet?

>>154947590
I'd rather have the exit bag.

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G O B L I N S

>>154947319
>financially sound investment
Explain further

>>154947792
It's an effective way of laying siege, what more do you need in life?

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>The 200 unit sizes for all just crashes my game instantly when I try to open the recruitment panel
>Tried uninstalling all the other mods and verifying cache
>The one mod that made the game fresh as fuck with Brutal Battles doesn't work anymore

Is there another 200 unit battles mod? I loved it because it set almost all infantry units to 200 men, cavalry to 120, monsters to 24 and tripled the machine-count of artillery units.

Is there a mod that automatically increases unit sizes for modded units

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>>154947787

SUCK

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Anyone want webms?

I hate how Franz weilds Ghal Maraz even when he has the runefang equiped.

>>154948264
Can that actually cut through your bone that easily?

>>154948264
As long as females get killed yes

>>154948565

We have accounts of Greeks under Phillip (not alexander's dead, some other macedonian I forgot) examining the battlefield after a minor skirmish with romans and noticing limbs hacked off

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>>154948565
Plausible, but bone is incredibly tough! However it would be almost impossible to pull out a blade stuck that deep into a body!

>>154948565
A well-made khopesh wielded by an experienced and strong soldier?

Probably.

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Medieval Kingdoms full release when?

>>154948509
I'm surprised there isn't a mod to change this.

>>154949035
same

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>>154949021
eventually

>>154949181
That looks terrible, did you photoshop those shield patterns on?

>>154949313

Seriously?

>>154949181
Whats wrong with those shilds?

>>154949021
________tomorrow__

>>154949430
What, do they not look flat and out of place to you? Looks like they're shopped on. Half of those gear don't even look like they're in the same universe if that makes any sense.. looks like they're from another game.

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>>154949313
>>154949553
Honestly they need to work on that shit. I don't know how then can make some stuff look so good while other stuff looks so bad. The hungarian army for example looks amazing.

Pic related is another thing I don't like about the mod so far. These shirts are textured so terribly.

Vampire-chan's delicious thighs.

>>154949776
Is that a fucking t-shirt?

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The Tomb Kings CA, hand them over.

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I haven't played Attila since it released.

What are some of your 'must have' mods?

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>>154949907

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>>154949904
Here's an intresting fact: rotting human flesh smells like sweet fruit! vampire-chan would probably smell amazing naturally.

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>>154949907
I dont know what they were thinking t b h f a m

>>154950114
Did you turn off dynamic lighting?

>>154950242
I dont think so I just had rain turned on

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>>154950242
is there anything here I should have checked on fro better graphics? My computer can handle it I just didn't think I needed all that stuff. I don't really know what it does.

>>154950020
AI resettlement
Theme of Sicily

>>154947792
you can lay siege to a bank, or just lend your services as a mercenary

>>154950940
SSAO

>>154951556
What kind of military force would want the help of a trebuchet?

>>154949035
there are mods that replace Karl's Ghal Maraz with sword&shield

Not possible to do it depending on the weapon, as far as I know

>>154950114

That looks like ass

>>154950089
Another interesting fact: that only happens in ideal circumstances (mummyfication, for example) if the dead body gets contaminated by decomposing microorganisms you are in for a wild ride of smells

>>154948768
>hacked off

wouldn't that imply that there was multiple strike to the limb?

>>154951838
what kind of military force would miss that oportunity?
>low ammunition cost, stones are everywhere!
>can be easily repaired with wood!
>much more intimidating than >artillery
>siege engineers are in low supply => high demand! just remember the mercenary's code!
>how many fortresses have surrendered to artillery? none!
>effectiveness proven during centuries!
>possible historical value

>>154952151
That's wonderful. Imagine what a body submerged in stagnant water smells like! Oh my.. I need to take a short break.

I uninstalled Radious.

The absolute right decision.

>>154954891
>even fucking installing memedious in the first place

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>mfw its 20$ for Beastmen on top of a 60$ game

>>154954965

I was curious about the units. I took one look at them and uninstalled.

>>154954891
The first thing Radious mod does to catch people’s eyes is often its distinctive artistic style which utilizes a combination of bizarre machinations, inspired by popular culture and melded into various background objects which all work in conjunction with the vivid palette to surround the viewers in a psychedelic ambience. The real highlight of Radious mod is its focus on characterisation rather than petty lore limitations, the mod shows significant depth and development despite each being developed by a single person.

Radious mod straddles the line between real and surreal. Far from a superficial attempt establishing a psychological tone, the unique style is appropriate for an investigation of the human psyche where reality intersects perception and imagination. The bizarreness does not move out of line: the unrealistic units and the sincerity of the creator both serve to ground the mod in reality. The human mind can be an alien place, but the problems it may cause are nonetheless real.

Radious mod embodies a concept which drives forward the player and the mod's messages rather than appearing as a realistic character. In psychiatry the source of the cure is always the patient, whereas doctors and drugs merely facilitate the patient’s self-discovery. Operating completely at his own whims and without regard to traditional ethics such as lore and practice, Radious illustrates the importance of personalized and adaptive care instead of systematic approaches on patient treatment, a point that self proclaimed "understanders of strategy" fail to understand.

Others don’t see the world as you do; each person has his or her own struggles and imperfections. Without trying to truly understand and empathise with those around us, we will never see beyond face value. Radious Mod is not just a story about psychiatric professionals and mod critics; it’s a story about each of us struggling with our mind and coming into terms with the world surrounding it.

>>154955071

This pasta has never been funny. It kinda sucks that someone put so much effort into something so unremarkable.

Só, did radious do something really stupid like gor musketeers yet?

>>154955150
Speak for yourself, I like it. It's also good to have a few different ones so that we can have some variation.

>>154954670
you don't even have to! get some thigh-high fishing boots and step on stagnant waters, just the tought of it makes me hungry! just beware not to get your feet sucked in!

I once fell in stagnant waters during summer, I had to carry that smell for hours

>>154955150
nigga, Radious-flavored pasta is god-tier

So wasn't a repeater in the trailer for Beastmen

What happened to them being in the game

>>154955491
I don't think it would quite match the smell of a corpse festering in stagnant waters for a week though. Do you think the water would dilute the smell more than a corpse in a tropical jungle?

>>154955732
Outriders use them

>>154955862
Thanks, never even used them

>>154955732
well... the outriders carry them and... that's it

>>154955986
Why would you not use outriders? They're great as long as you bother to do even a little bit of micro.

>>154956273
Why would I use them over a unit of steam tanks or demigryph knights?

>>154955396
How many variations are there? Are they all written by the same guy?

>>154956648
Because you don't make just all-elite armies like a boring person? Because early-/mid-game is a thing?

I wonder who hates the Beastmen more? CA or GW?

>lmao end times beastmen
>lmao DLC with half of the army missing

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>Celts and Vikings in Iberia
>Goths and Maurians in the far east
This campaign is going places.

>>154955797
to be fair, doubt many things could match that, water speeds up decay by a lot, wouldn't be as strong as a tropical jungle, but it'd get close due to the natural humidity, depends on the heat I guess, too many variables to consider

>>154956836
4 units are not half the army

>>154956813
I have three (four if you count the actor-in-shop-version) saved, one of which I adapted myself from another pasta. I post them pretty rarely though.

>>154956963
For beastmen it is.

>>154949776
They spent all there time on the Byzantine models.

>>154947085
Elves can have S4

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Genevieve Dieudonné legendary hero when?

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>Jihad called for Caen
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>want to ask if there are any decent mods for total warhams out yet
>will only get radious pasta and radious shitposting

>>154958026
I don't know what the fuck that means.

>>154959137
And then there's this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOf-ekh7v3Q

>>154959137
Just look through the list of popular mods in your desired categories and use your judgement, it's not hard at all to find the good ones.

>>154947787
best post

>>154956963
What units exactly?

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It is now September. With the end of the summer months, The sallow season begins. Ros-fothar in the tongue of the Asrai, it is a time of waning. The Consort-King Orion weakens and rages against his fate, destined to be immolated on the pyre in the coming months. The forest undergoes a change of color from the vibrant hues of summer to more subdued and mottled shades of Autumn.

But if it is a time of waning, so too is it a time of harvest. The bounty of the forest hangs ripely, to be plucked effortlesly by the merry wanderers of its vales and meadows. How fitting, then, that in this, the first month of the season of harvest, the Wood Elves will make a bounteous gift of themselves, the latest and greatest of the factions to be released in Total War: Warhammer.

Wood Elves soon.

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>>154961201

>>154955150
? that anon wrote it.. why would someone keep text around and paste it in threads? what is the point..

>>154961201
I am very confident you don't hold a sword that way

Rip in piss

>>154961729
It doesn't look completely unrealistic if it's supposed to be in motion, just a bit awkwardly drawn perspective-wise.

>>154961729
I am very confident namefags are not welcome

I rarely ever finish campaigns. I get so bored when I start steamrolling the comp.

Did G&G fuck up combat? I'm getting impossible results in my new greenskin campaign. Boars losing 1v1 in melee with arrer boys, orc boys losing 1v1 in melee with common goblins. I have no mods and my battle difficulty is set to normal. Its like I'm using auto resolve and getting random as fuck results but in real time battle.

>>154964352
Play on hard then

>>154964531

I do.

>>154964352
Play on Very Hard. I find that the main issue is that you're not always left with a proper enemy after Archeon dies.

>>154964656
Play on very hard then

>>154964460
I think it's only you having that issue. Though I'm using mods, so maybe I'm avoiding some bug that way.

>>154964732

I had a game where one of the Chaos armies was bugged in one of the most north settlement, which meant the doomtides just kept on pouring in, good times.

>>154965584
When I was Kraka Drak, I had 7 Doomtides before Archeon came and he returned 3 times for some reason. He never made it to Praag tho.

>>154965727

You have to defeat the chaos faction entirely, else they get reinforcements summoned in cause fuck you they're chaos.

Just got paid so I finally got Beastmen to complete my collection, what am I in for lads?

>>154966864

Rape and Benny Hills.

>>154966864
POO POO
PEE PEE
TIME FOR BEASTMEN DEE ELL SEE SEE

So what are the new rumours and shit.

>>154966864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

This, but around the empire

>>154966983
The rumor is that NEET elves won't be released this month and /twg/ is ded thread

How good are beastmen units?

>>154968020
You can spam minotaurs and never lose.

>>154968020

They are bottom tier, along dwarfs probably and above Chaos

The current tier list is something like this:

Vampire counts
Empire
Bretonnia
Greenskins
Dwarfs/Beastmen
Chaos

>>154968482
>Chaos in mp
>lowest.

Whatever happened to Drop-in matchs?

I want to change the Empire Darthmod Spain flag to the Nappy Peninsular Campaign Spain flag.

I was easily able to change it in the UI, but looking through the .pack files, I have no idea how to change the on-map and in-battle flags.

>>154968808
That's basically right though, although I'd swap greenskins and Bretonnia just due to flexibility and good monster units.

Chaos is very one-dimensional and you pay too much for what you get.

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BREAKING NEWS.

Leaked white dwarf magazine tells us next update is free DLC for dwarves, new units and free lord!

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Is the Holy Grail retinue in the Crusades expansion of M2TW a troll? It was supposed to give 5 more hitpoints to the general and he died 10 seconds after entering combat.

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>Don't attack France or you will be excommunicated
>France attacks me
>EXCOMMUNICATED
>France isn't
>The great isles of Britain is being invaded by all of Christendom
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>154970394
>Believing magic sky daddy will protect your general
Kid, this is 'fantasy' warhammer, this is the good one. Don't expect some cup to magically protect him.

>>154970309
Darren didn't get to ruin the announcement for once.

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>>154970309

They wouldn't fucking dare to deny me my elves

>>154970309
Huh, this could potentially mean that Wurrzag is coming with Grombrindral for a FLC double-whammy.

Unless, horror of horrors, they've decided to make Wurrzag the pay-to-play LL of the Dwarf vs Greenskin pack. (Maybe to better fit Thorek Ironbrow as the Dwarf LL of the pack)

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>>154970581
NO! IT WAS THE TURKS AND THEIR PEDOPHILE PROPHET! They must have stole it from his tent the night before the battle. Replaced it with a fake.

Is there any way to change battle difficulty settings in a campaign while maintaining campaign difficulty? I cannot access settings like I normally would during turn in single player.

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>>154970309

I swear to god, if they don't annoucne elves this month I will lose interest in this game for 3 months again

>>154970309
Wait. Is Grombrindal ONLY for White Dwarf subscribers?

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>>154970495
>Thomas a Becket, I'm already a demon
>smokes a cigar as the longbowmen let loose

>>154971383

>Grombrindal
>The White Dwarf

>Exclusive Free new Lord
>For the
>Award Winning PC Strategy Game

Are you blind or something?

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>>154970309
>The White Dwarf coming before any elves
ANOTHER GRUDGE SETTLED

>>154971557
>exclusive

That's what's making me wonder. Do they mean exclusively for subscribers?

>>154971383
>>154971975
I'm thinking the same thing. To me, it looks like it's a card stuck to the front of the magazine with a code on the back of it.

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Guys, how do I manage the campaign in Darthmod Empire. Playing as Spain.

I've never played Empire or Nappy before, and I'm playing in Spanish for immersion and learning, so it's harder to just passively absorb all the info I need.

What do I research? Will I be able to defend Italy, Flanders, and Spain together? Or will I have to ditch overseas possessions to protect Spain?

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>>154971975
>>154971383

If that means im still getting my Elves then god I hope it is exclusive, I hope that none of you faggots ever see this albino dwarf ever

>>154972298

Also, I have no idea how to fight naval battles, FotS is the closest to this I've played, and I just cheesed out long-range manual Kotetsu fire to bait the enemy into a waiting combined broadside. I don't have the first idea how to win a ship of the line battle.

>>154972298
hold on a sec
Im looking for my alberto barbosa pic

>>154972298
Bayonets, canister shot, and fire by rank.
>>154972574
Just cross the T and dot the i :^)

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>>154972580

Will there be advice with the pic?

Also, Spanish waifus are better than Spanish memes, my friend.

alberto barbosa is portuguese anyway

>>154972298
Economic research, buildings, and trade agreements should take priority.

You're allied with France right? It's easy to use them as a meatshield since they're between you and the rest of Europe, and the British are weak-kneed cowards off their boats. Just make sure you support them if they're in trouble with ad-hoc militia mobs.

If you lose your other possessions your treasury will choke to death because of 1-City Spain. Portugal is a fun early battle.

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1-2 ERE
3-4 Sassanids
5-6 White Huns
7-8 Celts / Slavs
9-0 Desert Kingdoms

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>People not posting the best piece from the art dump last thread.

>>154972954

>You're allied with France right?

Will I get a choice when the War of the Spanish Succession happens? Because if so, I'm telling the Bourbons to go fuck themselves. Habsburgs for (short and inbred) life.

>>154972781

>Bayonets, canister shot, and fire by rank.

Thanks

>Just cross the T and dot the i :^)

I read up on Trafalgar, but I have a feeling that won't work quite as planned in a janky-ass TW battle.

>>154973226
Forgot about Wars of Succession. Do what you want I guess, but it might just not happen.

As for the T, there's literally no way to fuck it up. For all its faults, I don't think ships can shoot straight ahead.

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>still over a week until Ancient Empires

WHY JUPITER WHY

>>154958026
Same strength as a stock saurus warrior which I think could probably pull that off

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Are there any half decent unit reskin mods for Attila that /twg/ would recommend?

The problem with chaos is that they are dwarfs without ranged and runesmiths.

When you meet chaos in multi you know you can just bring great weapons and nothing else since shields are pointless and most of their units are armored.

The only redeeming factor is the fact chaos has cavalry, but their knights are so expensive, even if they have crazy good melee stats they are incredibly slow, I literally can't outflank most armies with them, bretonnia is a nightmare because chaos doesn't have cheap anti cav and marauders get wrecked by peasant bowmen.

>>154975591

Fall of the eagles

It also changes gameplay though (AOC is reskin only)

>>154975749
Thanks

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>>154970309

Guys.

This is NOVEMBER White Dwarf. To those not in the know, insiders leak the stuff long in advance. This is the White Dwarf that will appear in November, NOT October. We still have another month and a half before it.

Grombrindal + Wurrzag will be November. October is still Wood Elves.

>>154976021
based anon
returning hope to our little neet lover hearts

>>154960927
Not him

Harpies,jabber,ghorgon and doombull

>>154970309
WHAT'S THE NEW UNITS THO?!

>>154976021

I don't know how it works with White Dwarf but literally every other magazine I'm subscribed too is deliver a month prior to it's cover date.

Also why are Grombrindal and Wood Elves mutually exclusive???

>>154976021
based

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>yfw damsels have that THICC ass.

>>154979030

ur mum

>page 10
ded franchise.
serves it right, ripping off blizzard.

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>>154974889
>mfw I dropped total war in january and planned to check again around now to play AE
>still not fucking out

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>>154970669
>>154970695
>>154971137

Did I miss something? It's a White Dwarf promotional, people who sub to or buy the magazine will get Grom in October, he'll be free or paid for everyone else later. It sounds like this was developed laterally to other content so I'm not sure where you idiots are getting that Wurrzag who was confirmed months ago to be FLC will be paid or that Wood Elves are delayed.

SPOILER: We have no idea when Wood Elves will be out, kind of hard to delay something that hasn't even been officially revealed.

>>154976021
>This is NOVEMBER White Dwarf.

Yeah that's called a cover date, it will be on shelves in October, along with Grombrindal. Why are people acting like Grom negates the Wood Elves? I really don't understand where all of this panic is coming from.

holy shit this thread is ded as fuck

>>154948787
filename not >Dirtybrunettegetspenetrated

>>154983861
This happens with every game. Idiots seem to think that the developer as a whole is working on one single thing at a time, rather than a bunch of different people doing their different jobs.

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I just got one of the last Empire multiplayer beta keys. Now all I need is someone to play against.

is there any way around installing flash to run shogun 2?

>opening cinematic will only include first 4 factions

LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE

>>154970309
ok but, when?

>>154987268
November.

Anyone else read the Sigvald book? Got me really hyped to play a campaign for him, I just hope I can find a way to give my warriors purple armour.

>>154979030
Rangers, daemon/dragon slayers.

>>154987268

Cover date is November, so at some point in October.

>meet up with an old friend
>he ask me what games i play
>mention twwh
>now we're playing coop

its great

it really is.

>ancient empire still not released
>no new content for TWW
>gf of 2 years dumped me yesterday


why am I even still alive at this point

>>154988510

its better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all

t. /r9k/

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>>154988757
that's true I guess

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>>154988475

Best feeling anon

I hope you both have a lot of fun

>>154973212

Where are dung balls in TWW? Never seen them

>tfw no dung lobbas

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Gonna give this old friend another try

>>154973212
hahaha poop guise hehehe poop! POOP hahaha

hello

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhDkfdpJYp4

GOTREK & FELIX DLC WHEN

History when?

>>154992102
Last warning

Skaven when? And are vampire counts that Fucking horribke? Just got the game gifted to me and played a couple matches against a friend. Holy shit the counts are aweful. No matter which ofbus picked them it was a huge loss. When we both picked them, we both almost lost

How do we make Rome great again?

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>>154994465
Build wall

>>154994465

memes

>>154994464
Vampire counts are literally the strongest faction in competitive multiplayer right now.

>>154994464
No, you're just terrible with them clearly. They need to be played properly but as >>154995304
said they're considered the strongest faction in MP and can steamroll an SP campaign pretty easily.

>>154970971
It's on the Esc settings, you can change it while in campaign

Unless playing on legendary, that is

>>154994465
We build a wall, and make Alaric pay for it!

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>>154994465
Grant all free people citizenship.

>>154996146
THAT LEAD TO THE DOWNFALL

>>154996192
right.

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Guys help im getting rekt on and empire hard campaign i cant do shit everyone hates me and declares war and fucks me from every side
btw way thats me in the pic so plz help

>>154996146
>>154996192
>>154996232
More like it protracted it. Rome was doomed to fall as soon as it finished kicking the shit out of Carthage. Every single crisis that Rome would face from then onward would stem from the various circumstances at the end of the 2nd Punic War. Every thing after was just continuing attempts at preventing or prolonging collapse, but the collapse was always coming.

The real testament of Roman capability is that they managed to avoid it as long as they did.

>>154961201
so why is Orion being burned?

>>154996928
He dies every winter, they chose new host from wood elf princes.

>>154997280
way so they choose a leader and then burn him come winter? thats odd

>>154997342
He resurrects every year in new body.

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Why do I love Vlad so much?
It's pretty simple when I think about it.
Vlad isn't just the best character in the Warhammer world, he might just be the greatest character of all time.
Just imaging him riding through the swamps of Sylvania, the wind in his hair, his mighty steed below him.
As he rides through the World's Edge Mountains, the Lahmians swoon at his very scent.
They know how he smells, the essence of his smell is sold in Marienburg under the the name of "Carstein Orgasm."
The very nature of Vlad is mystery.
Could he be playing a deeper game than even his creator realizes?
The answer is yes, he has transcended such boundaries as the written world, and has free will to do whatever he sees fit.
However, Vlad is filled with such guile, such arcane craft that he does not even use these powers.
Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the Vlad is not one that is easily penetrated.
Vlad is such a force of nature in his realm that nothing can truly touch him, the only thing keeping him bound to the page at all is his will to exist within the preordained boundaries of his world.
Vlad is not only beyond the comprehension of us, he exists within a plane of true focus and beauty.
Observe his playful smile, his gorgeous and rippling biceps, his gallant nose, and most importantly, his eyes.
His eyes, like pools of saffron, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of Vlad. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt.
Vlad is not just a character, a formless collection of words and images, he is himself is the binding that holds the Warhammer world together.
Without Vlad, the entire Warhammer world, the entire Games Workshop as we know it crumbles.
The Reik would stop flowing without Vlad, Athel Loren would become a desolate crater, and Norsca would melt without his frosty gaze.
These are just of a few of the reasons why I like Vlad so much.

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If 4 leg lords is the aimed number for all factions, how will they increase the number for the DLC factions? They said they won't do DLC for DLC.

>>154998867
CA says a lot of shit don't they?

when are they going to buff dwarfs

which 2hu wud u fug

>>154997342
nah, Orion/Kurnous is not an elf, one of the princes gets chosen each spring to act as a vessel for Kurnous, and become Orion in the process, the prince is ritually sacrificed for that, and he rampages around Athel Loren and the nearby dukedoms until Winter, where the body dies and is burned in the pyre, only to return the following year in a new vessel

>>154972298
>Spain is also one province
Sometimes I forget just how terrible ETW's map was.

>>154971383
>>154971557
>>154972207
The golden trim at the bottom of the card also mentions a 30% discount on the game with the card. So it's debatable if the card is just the discount or both.

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>>154990283
They're fired out of catapults like with Dead Cows.

>>154990883
That better be modded anon.

>>154990283
>>155000754
i'm taking a guess that they're fired out of city towers like the bretonnian cows

>>155000830
Yeah Towers, not catapults sorry.

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> Tomb Kings still not announced

>>154999830
Given the elf birth rate that seems like a good way to run out of princes

>>154954987

>not buying Beastmen with 10% discount since day 1 announcement.

tip top kekkers

>>154954987
>20$
that's what you get for living in a third world country

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>>155002341
>10% discount

i'm waiting for the 75% discount you fucking idiot

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I found it.

>>155002538
>tfw waiting for Total Warhams to go under 10 pounds on cdkeys

>>155002341

>not getting it on GMG with the 25% discount

I got it for 10 euros on launch lel

Sega cracked down on it though, no more DLC with coupons from GMG, fucking jews

>>155002647
good lad

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>>155002653

>>155002001
Wood elves have a pretty sizeable population and reproduction what with the orgies and not working and stuff. Edge elves fuck a lot too, they just die a lot from scheming, infighting and leaving in a frozen shithole. It's the high elves that are dying off because they prefer to lament about their dying race instead of fucking more. But I in the end fw says "there are as many elves as the story needs so lol fuck your lore"

Skarsnik vs Belegar will be at 8$
Free Wurrzag for everybody
Free Grombrindal for those who buy White Dwarf

So at the end, both dorfs and greenies have 4 LL

>>155002001
You have to be pretty hard up to not be able to spare one elf a year

Guys I think I might be dying or something

For the past week I've had involuntary muscle spasms on my left arm, today it has started hurting in the same spot.

>>155003227
It's not free if you have to pay for it.

>>155003648
>White Dwarf without Grombrindal
>£5
>White Dwarf with Grombrindal
>£5

Seems like a free bonus to me.

m o o r s

>>155003498

I've had that for years

You'll be fine.

>>155003870
What the fuck is this retarded logic? If they cut out 99% of the content and then added it back would that be considered free?

>>155004187
>Sell a game
>£20
>sell a game with all DLC included
>£20

The DLC is being sold alongside it for free as a bonus, based on the value of the original item.

It's not hard mate.

>>155004187
Don't bother anon

>>155004276
That's a fucking discount you stupid mong. If you can't get "free" content without buying something then it's not fucking free is it?

Is it confirmed you have to buy the issue to get the white dwarf?

How the fuck are people who are not bongs supposed to get it?

>>155004714
You don't have to have everything you entitled fuck.

>>155004851
No, but free giveaways that most CA customers can't conveniently get will cause butthurt. People who have never heard of White Dwarf or The White Dwarf will get mad about this.

It's probably not the best move for CA.

>>155004918
Blame sega/GW. CA is never at fault.

>>155004448
It's a free bonus. We're literally arguing over semantics.

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>>154999789
>Radious balance

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>post yfw Elf shitters btfo

>>154993550
As much as I love them, they wouldn't make sense as LL's.

They're a pair of adventurers, not generals.

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So since they introduce that Regiments of Renown system do you think all faction will get it?
I know that dwarves and orcs going to get dlc but what about chaos and beastmen do u think they get it for free no way CA will make dlc for dlc stuff
also do you think wood elfs going to get it from start?

>>155004448
>Arguing semantics

What is this, a philosophy course?

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>>155005401
>wood elves released
>you like elves
>you get to paly as them
>you hate elves
>you get to slaughter them

No wood elves is bad for all of us bub

>>155005496
>do you think wood elfs going to get it from start?

Nah, too many jabberslythes.

>>155005554
I want dwarf DLC first.

So I can have more tools to fuck over elf shitters with.

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>tfw I'll have to give GW money to get the White Dwarf

NOT FAIR

>>155005629
If you've been playing total warhammer at all you'll have been giving GW money anyway
No doubt you'll be able to get it later anyway

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>be bong
>Get white dwarf
>Sell the Grorimbaldal code for 40 bucks to people that want to have everything and can't buy the white dwarf

>>155005840
Keep dreaming, if it's not going to be free for everyone it going to cost 5$ later on steam

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>>155005935
>and he says I'm the dreamer

>>155005840
>be italian
>ask my uncle that is living in bongland to get it
>get Grorimbaldal

>>155003451
Except its not just any random elf that they're sacrificing, but an "elf prince" which I assume is their equivalent of a knight or something like that, of which there probably are few relative to the general wood elf population.

>>155003498
Eat more magnesium and potassium.

>>155005959
>Also GW are good now.

Yeah sure, fantasy is still kill, 40k is still ass and AOS prices are still high

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>>154999789
AVERLAND

Reiklanders no bully, go away

>>155006367
Excuse me sir, but do you have any idea how slavic you were posting?

>>155006367
slavposter pls go.

>>155006301
Their heraldry is the only good thing about Averland.

>>155005629

I'm sure you'll be able to purchase it through Steam Store.

Either way, you'll be paying GW.

Based mods!

Any recommendations for mods for Napoleon? Mainly for improving the AI so it's more of a challenge without just cheating and having infinite money.
I want a challenge because the ememy is smarter, not because they have infinite full stacks.
My default is Darth Mod but I'm open to suggestions.

GTAB

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Wood Elves when?

>>155006862

3rd expansion

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ANCIENT EMPIRES WHEN

MEDIEVAL TOTAL WAR WHEN

TSARDOMS WHEN

I'M TIRED OF ALL THIS FUCKING WAITING

>>155006862
This month
>>155007147
7days
3 years
4 years

>>155007147

Fuck off Ivan /twg/ is for capitalists only

I wonder if GW would feel threatened by a army painter in TWW.

>>155008159

They killed WHFB I don't understand why they care anymore

>>155008497
To be honest this is probably the only reason they even ok'd TW:W

>>154948565
through a joint: easy
through bone: sometimes.

>>155005989
im going to need sauce or the hamster gets it

>>155009168
It's futa

>>155008786
I imagine a woman's bone is easier. Lower bone density and all that.

it's actually depressing how much they're jewing us on this game

>>154948264
>>154948787
So freak what's your favourite woman killing simulator?

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>tfw playing as barbs makes me feel guilty

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>>155010078
>There are modders who try to remove this aesthetic

Did barbars really use women as troops?

>>154971975
>>154972207
>>155000672
>tfw theres a Games Workshop store down the road from me which iv never used before.
I'l be sure to post screenies of him when hes out ;)

>>155010805
Women are the most efficient killers because they have no souls.

>>154954987
17.49$*

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>>155007147
>>155007147

>>155010805

Yes

There was a battle where a Roman commander shamed his troops of being scared of a bunch of screeching women during his speech

>>155010967
>Going into a GW store ever

Enjoy being bum rushed by red shirts trying to sell you useless shit.

>>155010013
It's even worse because this is basically a dream game of mine and probably the only chance we'll get at one until everything is AoS'd

So god help me I'm going to be eating all this shit as it's all I have.

>>155011231
just like my javs~

I come to this general everyday waiting for Wood Elves.

>>155011627
I'll be your wood elf tonight

WHEN IS NEXT DLC ANNOUNCED I NEED MORE DLC

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FUCK GROMBRINDAL
GIVE ME ELVES

E
L
V
E
S


AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>155011767
Torsdag

>>155011831
We've delayed Wood Elves due to VO taking more time than expected. We'll be pushing forward our next unit and LL pack for Greenskins and Dwarves instead.

>>155011904

I will throw shit at CA's HQ if they release greenskins and dwarves troops instead.

NO ONE LIKES THESE FUCKING FACTIONS
NO ONE WILL REINSTALL THE GAME TO PLAY ORCS OR STUNTIES

GIVE ME ELVES

>>155009168
boku no pico

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>>155010805
I hope so!

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>>155010670

>remove floppy hat mod

Literally why
What line of reasoning do these people possess?

>>155005840
>be me
>not bong
>move to bongland
>get job the next day
>buy white dwarf with weekly wage

>>155010013
Better to get jewed than to miss out on huge chunks of WFB

>>155012290
Why aren't Empire units colorful in game instead of grey and black?

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>>155012363
>be me

>>154970309
OH SHIT THEY PULLED A SWITCHEROO!

THOSE CUNTS

DWARF/GREEN PACK FIRST BEFORE ELVES?
WHAT THE FUCK?!

Unless that means Elves get a full roster...

>>154996146
>>154996192
Actually it was about money and soldiers my friends.

More Citizens=More money from the legal obligation to pay tax.
More money=Bigger armies and engineering projects which are also provided by those same people.

BASED AS FUCK.

>>155013894
See:
>>154983861

>>155004187
It looks to me that white dwarf magazine has only discount code for base game, not Grombrindal.

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>>155003227
THE FUCK?

GW are cheeky fucks. My OCD is going to overwhelm me.

Sigh..

Where can I buy White Dwarf?

>>155014331
In GW shops and various book shops.

I know they change the surnames of characters in game but does anyone have a comprehensive list of honorific titles and how to earn them?

I've seen lots of 'scarred' and there is a drinking one that dwarfs get. I've also got Prophet of Ranald on my Banshee assassin and Dread Lord of Liches for a vampire hero

I know I can do it myself in this game but I just want to see what CA came up with

>>155006862
Very soon. Expect the reveal on Thursday with a teaser on Tuesday. For release on the 6th October.

>>155014331

It isn't a timed exclusive, White Dwarf subscribers get it for "free", everyone else can just buy it off Steam when it releases.

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>>155014331

>Joey will never make you drink da brew

Brehs...

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>>154945736
Anyone tried this Forgotten Realms mod for Attila?

Thinking about giving it a try but the mod page doesn't really specify which things it actually changes from the vanilla game.

>grombrindal

WOW THANKS CA, GUESS WE AREN'T GETTING LIZARDMEN ANYMORE

>>155012703
Wot. They are pretty colourful.

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>>154948264

Fucking women, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>155014601
First expansion next year.

>>155014331
Dude

I bet the terms and conditions inside the pack are "Exclusive to White Dwarf subscribers ahead of Steam players" The actual exclusive will be the 20% off the game with the code within.

GW will not make content in a best selling game that is usable by a small population. It's a subscription exclusive for a limited time just like console games are with certain platforms for 1 month to 1 year.

I bet the Grombrindal will be a optional purchase alongside the free Wurrzag and inevitable Dwarf/Greenskin pack. Because its just one Legendary lord(unless they lock part of the roster away...). I doubt it would cost much anyway.

>>155014601
Lizardmen are first expansion alongside High Elves,Dark Elves and the additions of the New World,Albion(special 1 region province) and the reintroduction of naval battles.

Other DLC's in between expansions expand the map east and south to add TK's,CD's and OK's. Second expansion adds 4 factions representing each Chaos God.

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>>155014679
>>154948264

>>155015139
I can't wait to genocide lizardmemes while playing as edgy elves.

And we had better fucking get wood Elves soon, I want to play as comfiest faction now that we are entering comfiest season in the Northern hemisphere.

>>155015139
>Second expansion adds 4 factions representing each Chaos God.
sounds stupid