/kfg/ - Killing Floor General

>>154782165
Oops. Last thread >>154558479

Anons, do you like this lewd and new Rule 34 Stalker image?

(NSFW)

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1976821

Yo where that Olive Garden map at

>>154782338

If there is one, there should be a Yoshiro cameo in one of the booths.

>>154782312
The tits are wayyyy to big.

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@154782312
Thanks for ruining the thread already.

>>154782468

No problem.

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Anons, which classes do you think are the most important in a pub?

Mine are:

Med to keep the pubs from constantly dying.
Demo for dealing with the Fleshpounds and clearing out big groups in case none of the trash-clearers are doing their job well.
Zerk so someone can tank, which makes it much easier to camp.

>>154782312
gross

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>>154782468

Ay yo let me try and save this thread hol up.

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>>154782832
Support. Keeping these no aim lazy eyed sausage fingers supplied because they can't aim for shit

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>>154782882
Now we're talking

>>154782463
That part's clearly intentional, but proportions also feel a little off on everything else as well.
2/10 would not callout

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>>154782882

>>154782312
boobs to large
skin too shiny
finger anatomy is awkward
the abs are really bulbous and round
arms are too muscular
neck is too strenuous and detailed

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>>154782338

>>154783301

Post map plz.

>>154783301
hahaha!

>>154783301
okay who are you and why are you making these

i must know

>>154783360

Wait, it's a GMod map. Fuck.

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>>154783381

Whoever he is, he's a hero to /kfg/.

>>154783301

I found this map for Garry's Mod so you can have your own KF-style adventures in Olive Garden.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=219340484

>>154784012
Someone port it to KF2

>>154784136

Someone please do this.

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>No breadstick melee weapon.

>>154784516
10th perk knife confirmed

>>154783301
>Hi, welcome to Chili's!

>>154784885

Don't even joke that like anon.

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>Your class knife still doesn't change with your perk if you switch in game

KF-GREENSTREET ANON POSTING PLEASE LIKE MY MAP IM UPDATING IT

>>154785412
Is there even a difference between the knives as far as swing speed/damage goes?

>>154779250 (You)
>>154780723
I should clarify that I was 2-3 shotting fps up until that point. But that particular fleshpound took 4 rockets and allied punishment, and he still took down a guy. It was really weird, and my ping was still at 90ish.

>>154785546

You could've been hit with the disappearing projectile bug or another, rarely-documented bug with Demo projectiles. Shit happens, unfortunately.

>>154785514
Eve if there isn't, it still bugs the shit out of me.

>>154785686
frankly i just wanna know whose bright idea it was to give the demoman a literal fucking boxcutter.

>>154785412
>can't buy/sell knives
reee
>>154785514
you won't get on perk bonuses for a knife that's not of your perk, except for backup iirc

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>>154785790

Boxcutters can fuck you up man.

>>154785814
I thought it was a good idea :<

>He doesn't use certain 9mm skins when playing as certain classes.

>>154786202
I'm not that autistic, nor am I shilling out for multiple skins of the same gun

How come sometimes when I try to join the /kfg/ server with the ip, nothing happens?

why is there no website where you can see all the skins? like csgostash

>>154786590

Because nobody cares about the skins enough to do so.

>>154786590
because the "trading floor" is fucking DOA. There are hardly any non-drop skins on the market, and the ones that are on the market cost a shitload.

>>154786850

That's because nobody is dumb enough to buy skins for a game that doesn't have at least a PD2-sized user base.

What's the best class for defeating bosses in solo mode anons?

>>154787984
Probably Berserker. Gunslinger and Medic are also decent options. Everyone else is utterly worthless and seriously shouldn't even be attempted.

>>154787984
Support, I'd say. AA12 gets a lot done in the ranges that an undistracted boss tends to be in.

ded general

>>154789221
ded game more like it. evolve officially has more players than kf2.

>/kfg/ about to go into hibernation again.
>WWAUT drops this week.

I bet it'll happen.

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all me
jk I died to hans

>>154790136

Server's name is "I love you". Awwww.

>>154787984
max level zerk, buy evis and OHKO bosses on any difficulty

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>>154789492
You know it honestly wouldn't surprise me if this was actually how TWI handled things.

>>154789492
>it's one of those WWAUTs where he explains how they're about to have a meeting to determine what content they're going to make so they can greenlight writing a WWAUT about it for the next WWAUT

>>154790136
medic is literally the last perk to die in every game, always, unless the medic player is absolute trash

what's the point

>>154790516
memes

First Killing Floor might be one of the worst games I have ever played.

>Guy moves like a fat fuck even with one weapon and knife equipped

>iron sights are fucking terrible and you can't see shit with them

>siren spam, screen shake and that god awful filter make it impossible to see anything

>teammates run off before you finish buying shit and there are no marker to find them

>specials are bullet sponges even the regulars take a whole mag of the pistol to kill with headshots

>get a headshot and they can still attack you

>only populated servers are hosted in fucking Timbuktu and you get 250 ping

>leveling up perks takes fucking forever even from level 2 to 3 it still takes 3 games

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>>154790773

>>154790773
hey how about you cry about it

>>154790773
Pretty weak desu

>>154790923
>>154791284
>>154791294
KF2 is a lot better than this pile of shit

>>154791420
cry about it

>>154791462
game is terrible

>>154791526
hey cry about it

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>>154790773
7.5/10 bait, got me halfway through writing a proper response.

>>154790773
shut up white bitch

>>154792084
shut up white bitch
don't jack my material you vanilla slut

>>154792310
>>154792084
o_o

Every time I post something negative people think it's bait

>>154790773
He's right you know

>>154792310
shut up white bitch
don't jack my material you vanilla slut
one more cheeky comment like that and i will fuck you up

>>154794380
what if i'm in to that
white bitch

>>154794380
shut up white bitch
don't jack my material you vanilla slut
one more cheeky comment like that and i will fuck you up
now i gotta deal with this shit you must be out of your fucking mind

>>154790773
>>specials are bullet sponges even the regulars take a whole mag of the pistol to kill with headshots
>>leveling up perks takes fucking forever even from level 2 to 3 it still takes 3 games
these are valid points but the rest aren't

>>154795201
shut up white bitch
don't jack my material you vanilla slut
one more cheeky comment like that and i will fuck you up
now i gotta deal with this shit you must be out of your fucking mind
i'll pour my cum down your throat and then shove your head up your ass you think i'm fucking around

http://puu.
sh/rbFnY/e355e9c09f.webm

mee mees

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>advanced movement now passive on SWAT
>rack em up now passive on SS

I just fixed the two shittiest perks in the game

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>>154798916
lewd

kf1 is fun

https://u.pomf.is/xewzdh.mp4

>>154805415
I had this glitch in a custom map. We had to sit down and wait for our demolitions to defeat it since they were the only ones capable of hitting him.

new memes
https://a.pomf.cat/miwnbs.mp4

>>154788356
the problem with soloing a boss as support is that you are a slow fat bastard. you might be able to pull it off with patty (good luck dodging ONE IN THE PIPE though) but hans will go usain bolt on your ass every time and make it miserable.

>>154806795
>but hans will go usain bolt on your ass every time and make it miserable.
Without stopping to throw grenades in later stages any more, I find that move speed doesn't prevent that, only delays it.

FUCKING DEAD ASS GAME

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>Model swapping still not reinstated in KF2
>Still no neps or 2hus to play as

>>154806795
not hard to dodge patty rockets if you just LoS
the main thing is swapping to katana to parry in time

>>154811462
Maybe it will come after release?

>The! The the the! The!
What did Dr. Hans Volter mean by this?

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>>154814324
The nerve gas probably had something to do with it. I don't know.

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>>154811462
>still no Gachimuchi mods of any kind

What's with all the low-levels in Suicidal recently? Did TWI set the server browser to "All difficulties" by default again, or is it an issue with matchmaking?

>>154814883

I want a Billy Herrington sound mod for the Fleshpound.

>>154814986
I want a Van Darkholme one for Volter, just to hear him say I'LL CUM ALL OVER YOU whenever he's about to start gassing.

>>154814903
I think the game was on weekend sale.

>>154815036

What about "FUCKING SLAVES, GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!" when he goes into heal mode?

>>154815276
>says "Make me cum" when he's healing

>>154815374

>He says "Fuck youuuuu" when he dies.

>/kfg/, the official forums, and even the suckups at /r/killingfloor are slow now.

Guess it's back to Staying Tuned.

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>>154814883
>>154815036
>>154815276
>>154815374
>>154815703
>Still no buff topless KF2 character who is a performance artist to fulfill my fantasies
My
DEEP
DARK
FANTASIES

>>154815947

>No electric weapons so I can use a BDSM setup so I can say "OH! AH! THANK YOU SIR" while electrocuting zeds.

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>>154815947
>still no porn maps/client-side skins

>>154816063

There's a Stalker with tits and cunt mod out there.

What's the bind to make the game spew all of your dosh at once with one key? I want to use it at the end of a match or to surprise some pubs during trader time.

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I want to retexture the S10 NBC into pic related.
Where do I begin? Where can I find the textures?

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>>154816498
I ran into someone who somehow was able to do that without mods. I don't know how though.

RIP /kfg/. We had fun while it lasted, and had some good new OC content as well.

>>154818154
There will be no peace, not before Nov 18th.

>>154818154
>quarter to 6AM est
>on a workday
gee i wonder why

>>154787984
I went orange bar with firebug HoE Hanz

>big fan of revolvers
>try gunslinger
>starting revolvers are worse than M1911
>confused why this is the case despite the revolvers having abysmal reloading times im actually fine with
>remington revolver have been renewed over and over again
>tripwire doesnt care

alright, i guess ill just buy the BEST gun depending on stats and synergy with my class then, lazy fucks

>>154820014
are you autistic?
they're worse because they are the starting weapon.
It's a videogame about killing mutantzombies you fucking retard.

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>>154820014
>your tier 1 weapon is worse than your tier 2 weapon

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>>154820014
fucking autism

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>>154820014
1858 < 1911
the numbers are higher my dude, sorry

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>>154820014
>why this is the case
They're incredibly obsolete things, realistically they should fare far worse than the already sorry state they're in.
They're tier 1s, so for balance they should be markedly worse than the tier 2s, though still a bit better than they currently are.

And as a "fan of revolvers", you shouldn't be feeling mistreated by gunslinger, you've been made king.

>really shit at shooters
>play sharpie anyway
>more fun killing trash than the big guys
>and the crossbow sucks this time around so the little fun there was killing them is gone
>blame my team when shit goes awry
hehehe

>>154820518
>sharpshooter
>have to rely on others to kill the trash
this kills the fun

>>154820591
thats why i kill all the trash anyway and if nobody else kills the big guys i just bitch at them until they leave

theres really no downside to this strategy

>>154820591

>Buy Colt 1911 along with your M14 or Rail
>Trash no longer a problem

Wow that was hard.

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how am i meant to build support, is it
R, L. L, ? and L

HELO WHAT SKILL I TAKE ON BERSERKER???

1-10 is fucking suffering holy shit. I assume R R?

>use 1858 as gs
>have trouble hitting shit with the sights, even with the alt style
>using a single 1858
>pop pop pop watching niggas drop.mp3
why? how?

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>>154820774
the correct build is whatever you like best friend

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>>154821469
well what would you prefer your support to use?

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>>154821578
I prefer fast reload and salvo. That's all I can use at the moment.

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>>154821767
get real sick and tired of your shit anon

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>>154821871
Not my fault Hell on Earf is mostly perk training maps or shitlords. It IS my fault for sucking though.

>>154821985
suck me off pls

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>>154821985
2bh people who play perk training are just scum

>people still play shitflinger as a le ebin trash clear
>meanwhile completely ignore big guys (for you)
Worst perk.

>>154822329

Please don't insult Cumslinger because of a few shitters.

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>>154822101
NEGATIVE
>>154822126
Just like people who play cubed all have shitty taste.

>There are people out there who are so shit they are a detriment on Cube/Defence maps
It boggles my mind. Honestly. No wonder why most players suck shit in regular maps.

>>154823268
not to defend cube players but most perks really lack the mobility, i can see why they rely or only play on those

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>>154816063
>still no porn shop map like in KF1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqmzHNVSHno

>>154820774
Needs way more right-side priority, but since you brought it up, honestly, how is the fourth selection even anything but a no-brainer for players? Putting every other point between them aside, this entire "choice" really just boils down to A) be a god among men, or B) be a dumb asshole that didn't pick the other skill. It's unbelievable how many 20-25 supports come in acting like they're the shotcallers and shit, but lo and behold you find out they don't even use the fucking make-me-god skill. It's just asinine out there.

So when will we go full anime with this game like you can do in Insurgency?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWoTC1Gsr-I

>>154824502
Hahaha what the fuck.

>>154824760
2kawaii2live
2senpai2die

>>154782832
I can't think of a reason to not play medic, even if there are three or four other medics. Fuck weapon bonuses, I wanna live.

>>154824860
Memes aside it was actually a pretty fun map, kind of like westlondon but with more alleyways, buildings toe enter and upper levels

Hey guys
Here is Rae Higgins japanese voicelines, if you want them

https://mega.nz/#!yYNTWYSS!zPSuKaYl7QQTXw89OmwzWuLwXyeAgybl4HaYtjYYs0c

>>154820591
Not really an issue the first few waves but by god once you get that m14 you are king. Hip firing high powered headshots my lord. I'll start kiting when shit hits the fan and I can solo clear almost everything in my path. Bloats and husks and sirens? All dead in seconds. It is so good at trash clearing a path + the speed bonuses are fantastic FANTASTIC. Don't worry about scrakes if its chaos, if someone else kills/rages them so be it. It's not your "job" to kill them, your class is just better at doing it. Your job is to live.

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>>154825175
Rae is perfect as is, leave her alone

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>When you have such a shit match that you still feel bad about it afterward

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>playing with pubs
>able to carry and perform well, even against fairly competent pubbies
>play with /kfg/
>bottom end the barrel and feel like i'm playing so bad that i'm wasting a slot

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>>154827916
>Play drunk
>Completely in the zone, unkillable, carry everybody, every game, pubbies suck my dick and add me to friends all the time
>Play sober
>Can't aim at all, mixing buttions and throwing grenades instead of reloading, dying as a medic

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>>154830206
Are you me? I'm just so much more focused and on the reflexes after a few drinks, play sober and I just lose grease on the wheels and perform so rusty.

>>154824760
The workshop grows closer every day
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=762941138
http://steamcommunity.com/id/AFarCryAway/myworkshopfiles/?appid=232090
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198124397932/myworkshopfiles/?appid=232090

>>154827916

I kind of know how you feel, but not to such a self-depreciating extent.

By KF2 standards (pubbie """standards""") I'm a 9/10, absolutely.
But by /kfg/ HOE standards I'd only rate myself a 7/10.
Not because I think poorly of myself, no, but because I've seen such great players, greater than me, in action.
I'm competent, I can carry my weight, and if necessary, more than my share.
I'd say that my only real great trait is that I don't crack under pressure. I don't melt in the heat, I maintain control.
But I really don't compare to some of the Legends of /kfg/.

I think one of the most amusing things to me is a certain /kfg/ friend I have.
We met in KF2 games but we really kicked things off in a night of KF1 matches.
It was funny, in the very beginning he was notably lesser to me. His play was adequate, but sloppy, and his survival against Hans was generally difficult to guarantee. Regardless, he was very fun to play with.

However, over a year later, the transformation is real. He's just as fun but WOW, is he pretty good now. He's actually got even more hours than me now, and he just seems to know so much about so much. Honestly, at times he shines as an amazing player. In some cases, the old notions of greater and lesser seem reversed. He truly is my favourite /kfg/ player, by a significant margin.

HOWEVER, he is still but a primitive being in some affairs, and I highly doubt he will ever ascend to my level. There are some things of KF, higher thoughts and designs, that simply remain lost on him still.

>>154824760
I wouldn't mind those pururin molotovs.

Extra tank capacity or damage on skillbug THEY BOTH SO GOOD

>>154832451
Damage, just don't spam and you'll be alright.

>>154832451
>extra mag
>good
No.

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>>154826752
No!

>>154833441
Its a clip though

>>154834002
It's a drum tbqh

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>firebug throws molotov at scrake
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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This general is as autismo as it gets.
It's literally all complaining about tiny mistakes some randoms on the internet made.
Don't make a new thread.

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>>154834547
While I wont deny this place is autismo, its still fucking nothing compared to 90% of other generals, so I dont know why you're so salty.

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>>154831473
Nigga just suck his dick faggot

>>154836030
I'm too shy, and probably he's not gay.

>>154834547
Pfft, what are you some kind of mod or something

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I never see Sharpshooters around, are they just so fucking bad or too hard to play?

or both

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>>154837352
maining Demo and SS is greatest feeling

>>154837352
A little bit of both. They're one of the least versatile classes in the game and you can basically achieve the same results with less effort and less drawbacks using other perks.

>>154836271
That's cute

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>in a sui game on containment trying to level SWAT
>2 supports, a firebug and a level 3 SS
>things are okay until big guys come in
>supports avoid them like the fucking plague or just hurl a grenade at them once and fuck off
>firebugs just being firebug
>level 3 is the only one actually helping against big guys
>some die and reluctantly save their weapons (made sure to keep an eye on the sharps because he was being valuable)
>wave 8 multiple spawns of scrakes and freshpounds
>low on flashbangs so try to make them count
>as soon as I throw a flash the firebug fire panics them making them ignore the effect
>2 raged fleshpounds run my way and kill me
>they survive
>looking for my kriss
>along the way to the trader
>no longer there and ask if anyones seen it
>check the scoreboard because I can already see it coming
>one of the thieving nigger supports sold it
>call him out on that shit and he tells me to fuck off for saying that when I clearly saw his money jump up 1k
>votekick initiated on me
>SS backs me up saying they're shit for actively avoiding scrakes/fleshpounds
>standard "lol stfu noob" his way
>come in with the "its sad when a level 3 is better than some level 20 cunts playing the easiest classes"
>visibly pissed but didnt get the full of it because eventually got kicked
So much fucking salt in that game

>>154836271
are you a qt twink

>>154815703
>Patriarch makes his appearance
>"I'll show you who's the boss of this Gym"

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>>154837352
Other perks surpass him at damage already, Sharp is nothing but a staple class and there's nothing unique about him. All of his abilities made aparted and copied from other perks to some degree, which leaves no to little thing memorable about him.

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>MFW I kill more Stalkers and Crawlers as Demo than the Commando does.

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>>154839034
>hey you guys fucking suck
>lol shut up nerd
why the fuck do people do this? It obviously means 'i have no words to say to attack or defend so i'll just make noise'

>>154820330
Is there a source on this pic?

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>Only two perks I have to level to 25 are SS and SWAT
>Been a while since I had to grind out those last few levels
>20-22 aren't too bad
>Fucking hit 23 again

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>>154841283
Boku no "STOP PIRATING MY DOUJINS, I'M GOING TO QUIT, REEEEE"

>>154841283
https://exhentai.org/g/741340/8f04721743/

>>154841694
Did he actually say that?

>>154842078
Yeah. Anti-porn supervillian Jacob Grady, founder of fakku emailed him with bogus statistics on how 25k people have pirated his work. He started making tweets about quitting after he got these emails.

Just one week later he made a deal with fakku to hopefully make up that lost income.

Gujira claimed it was just a prank, bro, and that he wasn't really going to quit. But he said he should put viruses in random torrents on the book just to show how much he doesn't care. :^)

>>154841694
>wanting a boy getting butt fucked for money on your paypal

>>154841705
>https://exhentai.org/g/741340/8f04721743/

i don't know why i expected anything different.

>>154842537
>that shell game
Classic.

>>154842537
>Muh lost sales
Why does this even work on people anymore when its been proven time and time again that pirates actually buy more when they're informed about the content.

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>Beat the boss
>Everybody leaves
>Join another server
>There are 3 guys from that last server
Why ?

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>Everyone who browses this general are meme gays
>Not actual gays who would want to fug my boipussy

Degeneracy. Get out of my KF2 General.

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>>154844456
I'm actually gay but this meme gay posting really makes me wish I wasn't because they're giving a worse rep to an already bad enough situation.

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>>154844456
>thinking non meme gays exist

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>>154844456
just kill yourself already

>>154844456
there arent many meme gays here compared to the csgo community where everyone with an anime avatar is gay-but-not
bisexual leaning gay here, but I dont memepost. too busy flirting when im not lazy

>>154844456
Maybe if you were actually good looking

On another sidenote, why is Firebug so FUN?

>>154844809
>Firebug
>Fun
No wonder you're gay

>>154844809
Because anything smaller than a Scrake receives instant death, and it requires sweeping your camera instead of actually aiming.

>>154844456
post your boypussy and well see

for medic buffs do the effects only take place if the target is missing health or can i shoot them at full life and they still get them?

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>>154844874
I think that's the actual fun to it. You play with the handicap that you can't do jack-shit to big guys.

>>154844456
How to /kfg/ the right way:

>join chat
>block all the meme gays
>chat and play with the remaining normal autists
>shitpost in the thread occasionally
>get banned because you were a meme gay all along

>>154844952
this
>>154845289
You can ping them at full health and the effects still apply, I know for sure because during trader times I hit them with a dart or two and they can move back and forth faster.

>>154845490
speaking of the chat
what ever happened to lilly, the bot didn't say she was cute and I've never seen her there ever again

>>154845490
Which are the meme gays? The animes?

>>154845289
People always get buffs for inert or actual healing. You don't get the symbiotic self heal for trying to heal someone at full. If you actually heal them it triggers and gives you your own buffs.

>>154844456
ate you a qt twink

>>154844456
LONDON

>>154844632
>>154844642
>>154844701
>>154844793
>>154844809
>>154844952
>>154845490
>>154845914
>>154845964
Thanks for the (You)'s

>>154846175
np

>>154841553
That's the point where you really have to enjoy the class to finish leveling. For me it was gunslinger. Got to 25 and would totally do it all again if levels somehow were to reset.

>>154846472
I have some really fond memories of levelling my gunslinger up to 25. Fuckin love that class.

I nearly got RSI from all that clicking, though. I kind of wish I could just hold down left mouse button so I could shoot multiple shots without breaking my finger after a long game.

>no news at all from tw
They're just busy, right..?

>>154847596
traditionally we get news on Fridays

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>>154847703
BUT IT IS FRIDAY where I am

>>154847703
Well it's about a month of silent fridays

>>154847596
>they will never feel six months without new content or news
>or will they?

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>it's another 3 swats episode

>>154848664
Rip trash, right?
Just take the demo and kill The Big Guys.

>>154848904
What if I don't want to play demo? :<

How good is Zedative?

How do you guys deal with Firebugs that spam flames everywhere making everything paniced and raged?

>>154849646
You don't, you simply swap to a perk that doesn't need to aim because otherwise you're gonna have a horrible time.

>>154849645
The grenade does a lot of damage, but only grenade, and only in zed time. And how many times does your grenade happens to gas big zeds during zed time? Very rarely. That's when Zedative it's useful.

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>>154849769
But I like aim based perks

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>>154850092
lol no you don't, nobody does

>>154849646
vote kick before game even starts

>>154849562
You want. Make demo chan happy.

Zeds dodging is a cool addition but I don't like how the dodge is instant. It'd be cool if it was reactionary or you could bait it out
>Hans is locked onto you but sees you aiming for headshot
>can preemptively block, dodge or give no fucks instead of instantly matrix slippy slide
>no ability to dodge if he can't fucking see you

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>want to play suicidal
>meet a crew of furries who are all friends
>2 are really good and 2 are really bad
>cant kick the trash players because they all protect each other from vote kicks
why do good players always crew with trash ?

>>154851963
stop kicking everyone you dont like you kick-happy mother fucker

let them yiff in peace

>>154851963
furries are always trash

>>154851963
Well, they serve as braindead players and you get more kills and xp for your perk. I would be glad.

>>154849646
Kill the big guys.

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http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=764119314

Check out a mask i made! Just in time for halloween!

>>154855104
Amazing

>>154855104
>No glowing eyes or mouth
Eh

>>154851963
Because friends.

Inevitably you'd end up with a friend or two who are absolute shitters, sometimes to the point where you'd be better off with a random or even an empty slot but you'd never kick him out or tell him to fuck off because you're friends and he's a decent guy outside that game.

or it's someone who doesn't even give a fuck about the game but your friend keeps dragging in him and all he does is play SWAT and fuck off and do his own thing. Meanwhile that friend is also playing SWAT and we have zero medics and only two of us have the brains to buy a medic pistol. Sometimes I fucking hate my friends.

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>>154855104
Why not make a full body skin and a witch one while you're at it, I'd buy it.

>>154855104
that looks pretty good.
>>154855234
That would be the icing on the cake and would improve this mask to a solid 10.

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>>154855234
t. tf2 player

>>154855362
hmmm, I'm definitely making more halloween mask, I like the witch idea, But as for the glowing eyes, as cool as that would be, That means i'd have to completely redo it to create a solid material (instead of carved holes) that glows. As far as i know, there isn't a way to attach a light to a cosmetic item

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>>154856116
What does TF2 have to do with making a pumpkin mask that, well, looks like a halloween pumpkin.

>>154856280
>>154855362
what about a spo~o~ky bed sheet that covers teh whole player?

>>154856341
It looks like a halloween pumpkin even without glowy bullshit. Are you blind?

>>154856116
TWI wants this game to be another hat simulator, since they obviously can't make compelling gameplay

>>154851963
Host your own server.
>sitting in lobby with a friend waiting for more people to join
>furfag joins
>turn camera left and see rae
Banned him in a fucking instant.

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>>154856341
if it's any consolation, they do glow brightly inside my map.

>>154857623
Is it Bedlam?

>>154857431
WOW thats super rude

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>>154858165
Haha, it's trying hard to be. But no. It's KF-Partyhard. I'm preparing something big for a halloween update.

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>>154858461
Keep it up anun

>>154854131
That's not easy when they're only panicking or raging.

>>154858461
Oh so you're the guy doing this. Get rid of the music. Thanks.

Why can't I connect to the pastebin/OP servers?

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>>154858461
continued:
This is inspired by Bedlam, as it was my favorite map in KF1, but instead of an asylum, My map is an end of the world rave at an abandoned factory. These scenes of my map could be considered a leak as they have not been posted anywhere else before.

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>>154858461
Glad to see you back in action anon

I always loved the idea of your map but thought it could use some work. Good luck and do Scully and Mike proud

>>154858461
>>154857623
can you please do one of these
1. remove the music
2. turn the music volume WAY down
3. make it optional and client-side only (like after hitting a switch or something)

the music ruins an otherwise good map because its so god damn loud

>>154858667
when halloween comes around, play the map again, and when you do, shoot the DJ stands. Ok? There's only 4.

>>154858913
EEEEY BIG BELGIUM :DDDDD

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>>154858913
What kind of improvements do you have in mind? I'm listening to players and am open to any suggestion. I've already been told the map could look cooler if it were darker and have already fixed that. The music will be fixed very soon.

>>154858461
Could you add Darude-Ecstasy?

>>154859236
I was happy with the lighting for the most part

It was mostly just completely barren last time I played it. Could have used a shitload more props and minor details. Maybe the geometry could be a bit more exciting. It also seemed pretty flat to me

>>154858774
the pastebins work fine

>>154859391
the music i have in the map so far was created with permission by a DJ friend. it won't ever get added to the game if it used songs that are copyrighted. But i would use this in a protion video i'm making for the october update. thanks for the recommendation

>>154859646
can you just adjust the attenuation so it's loud near the speakers, but quieter further away?
Maybe add a Pause All so it pauses the user's soundtrack?

>>154859646
Tell your DJ friend that his music sounds like shit a 13 year old would make on frooty loops.

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>>154860212

>>154860212
eeesh. that's harsh.
>>154859878
Yeah that's what i was originally going to do, so the sounds don't conflict, but all the different ways that i've tried to mute the game soundtrack fail. For now, I'm removing the DJ music.

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>>154860212

>>154860443
In case you ever want to revisit it, the proper way is to make a new AkEvent set, with player location triggered global scale PauseAll and ResumeAll events in kismet. Link em to your play node. Then brew the commands with the proper names and engine sends into a Wwise package and import thru the SDK, setting it to be referenced by the new AkBank (you may have to place it and it's .init and .txt manually so SDK picks it up in lieu of proper importation tools). Then you can set the sound to both loop and stream, enabling it to be switched out at will or build a playlist. And add in a location defined attenuation so it's not deafening.
As long as the .bnk and .wem is in the same directory as the .kfm, it should function fine.

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>>154855104

>>154847703
>>154847845
aww dammit, for the last 2 hours I was thinking its friday today

When all my teammates are dead, will I heal myself for 50 or 20hp?

>>154864553
20.

>firebug level 14
>only have to put up with one more level of this before I can find out if I like the perk at all

>>154865992
It's great for map where most zeds come from one chokepoint. Just don't burn big guys, ok?

>>154865992
Heat wave is fundamental, yet unlocked at 20, now, isn't it?

>>154866120
I don't even know what that is. You memers convinced me this perk is based on Barbecue and Napalm. If that's true I'm going to kyss myself.

>>154866102
I've been warned enough times, most the time I just run past a big guy and roast whatevers behind him

>>154866120
People were posting yesterday that Heat Wave doesn't even work.
>try to find post
>Last Thread: >>

>>154866221
Napalm changes the game, mate. Everything dies instantly if it's hugging at least one other zed. In solo, that includes Scrakes and FPs. They melt.

I'm an absolute shitter and I'm burning through the HoE map achievements by going Firebug and holding down m1 + throwing a nade when I need to reload.

>>154866435
>>154782239

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>only play firebug at the start of the game just to make money fast in the early waves with no real effort
How disgusting is that?

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PUT ANDERSON BACK IN THE FUCKING GAME ALREADY

>>154851528
I haven't tested whether these actually work without interference from real-game variables, but there are parameters for zed blocking when being aimed at by Sharpshooter weapons, and when being aimed at with flashlight on.

>>154866521
That's kinda what I'm hoping for. I like killing the big dudes but my friends all play demo and gunslinger and shit so needed to up a trash class. By the time I was past 10 on it one of the gunslingers suddenly decided he wanted to try SWAT.

>>154866770
Thanks m80. This post:
>>154733142

>>154866776
I hate Caulk N' Burn. I'm only staying firebug pre-flamethrower because I'm lazy. That thing is a PoS. Maybe Napalm will fix it.

>>154866968
>caulk is shit
>maybe napalm will fix it
It really does make it so much better, obviously not as swift as the flamethrower but its more than enough for the early 2-3 waves.

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WHERE'S MY FUCKING WWAUT YOSHIRO YOU FATBODY GREASEBALL

>>154868036
Not now anon, Yosh is on holiday from all his hard work

>>154867652
So cute

>>154866435
People were wrong yesterday, and people will be wrong tomorrow.

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Old pic but whatever, removed a ton of lights and made the remaining ones brighter because appearantly putting a lot of destructable lights with a lot of zeds causes low fps.

Map is coming along nicely so far, just have to add/finish a few areas and put in pathing/traders/zedspawns/playerstarts.

Is Demolitions supposed to be bad at something? I can't figure it out.

>>154869426
self defence from stragglers

unless you pick the m203, in which you become bad at large groups of trash

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just updated KF-Partyhard with some noteworthy upgrades, the lighting is much better, more details, better ai paths, and a bunch of other new shit but the biggest difference in the new version is the temporary removal of all music in the map until the feature works right.

FUCKING SUBSCRIBE:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=681703825

>>154869649
ayy

I simply don't understand how a demo, swat, and commando can not kill big guys as they stagger in. They just straight up ignore them.

>>154870009
To be fair, a mando shouldn't be doing that shit unless its a dire situation

>>154869649
dude weed lmao

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>play a suicidal pub with 4 randoms, a support a zerk and a SWAT
>join in wave 2, no one gives me money
>not on wave 3 either, stuck with med pistol
>team wipes because they can't hold a position
>have ~85 zeds left with nothing but muh med pistol, a crovel, and later a Rem 1858 I find
>when there's about 10 zeds left the SWAT directs me to where he dropped his weapon
>a fucking KRISS
>he couldn't survive wave 3 with a T4 weapon and I cleared the rest with a damned med pistol

>>154870891
He probably couldnt afford any ammo for it

>>154871026
there was 180 rounds left when I picked it up

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>>154871083

Ahahahahahaha.

No one playing on the OP servers?

>>154871631
not really
The US server sometimes gets populated when someone in the chat wants to play

>>154871631
the only one of op's server that works for me is the /kfg/ 60 slot one, what are the names of the others so I can add them through the steam browser

What's the point of the bullpup and scar having slightly slower fire rates when set to semi auto?

pull the plug

>>154869517
just click their heads you shitter

>>154836271

Excuse ME
I did NOT post this?

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I did my first ever solo run on hard
died at wave 10, because I got stupid and got myself surrounded as a lvl 7 zerk
Pls tell me, am I mediocre at least?

>>154872473
>lvl 7 zerk
You poor thing.

>>154872473

>Dying on Hard Solo

You are at least almost mediocre.

>>154872473
pls be my gf

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>>154872473
>Dying on hard
Anon...

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>>154872574
only played medic and supp till now
>>154872613
yay

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Is there any possible way to replace weapon reload and foley sounds?

So after using the medic SMG, I've come to the conclusion that it's shit.

Is the shotgun as bad as people say it is?
Do I only use the pistol + rifle?

>>154873353
I've only used the shotgun a couple times since the latest update but it really failed to impress, in keeping with its existence since inception.

Pistol+Rifle+off-perk of choice is how I've always run things, occasionally dropping the pistol if the group I'm healing doesn't need the extra pair of darts in a pinch.

>>154873353
Medic weapons were all gutted. Even the rifle isn't really good. Shotgun is for filling extra weight with RPG.

>>154873353
Medshotgun is just underrated

>>154873353
If by the medic SMG you mean the Kriss, the SMG medics should buy, it is quite good.

If by the medic SMG you mean the SMG in the medic window, kill yourself for ever buying that useless piece of shit.

>>154873839
Howso? It's literally only useful against trash zeds.
Even the kick when firing off darts is more severe than the other medic guns

>>154873353
i wonder how effective medic weapons are with all the right side perks
it makes you useless as a medic but still it's interesting

>>154870207
I know, but they still have the capability, which is what irks me. As FB or Medic, I don't really have that capability.

It's just weird how pubs seemingly only want to kill trash, even on supposed tankbuster classes.

>>154874481
Pubs just want to shoot weak "zombies", not deal with mini bosses which require more than a couple of pings

>>154870009
>SWAT
Can SWAT actually kill Fleshpounds? The flash scrake combo is easy but I thought they were pretty trash against FP.

>>154873343
yes

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Mr Freeze grenades are done boys
25% of freeze grenades will now feature a Mr Freeze pun from this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkTHtWX7CCY

get it while it's hot
https://mega.nz/#!b9VnxIbI!KvXsLYz2HcHX1GKVVQyBiHSRVerimIeEPnbNU3aswrM

>>154874909
They are, but at least they can stun them doing at least a bit of damage.

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>>154875536
I'll be sure to grab it

>>154875536
Don't you mean get it while it's cool?

>>154875762
Hows about you grab this dicc too?
*unzips*